The Sevan Podcast - LIVE CALL IN SHOW - The Zombie Mind Virus
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Listen. a wild show for you girl mr anderson listen listen how the fuck is egypt not letting in those people those people are all going to be flattened i was thinking imagine if my neighbor's house was on
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How at what point is it like hey, dude, you gotta let these people in
Mr. Birchfield, hi, good morning
Mike artunian mike. Did you see a vivek Ramaswamy with Pierce Morgan? He's like, how the fuck is all this stuff going on in Israel? No one's talking about Armenia. Same shit's going on in Armenia to my people. That's happening to the to the so-called Palestinians.
You know why it sucks what happens to George Floyd? You know why it sucks? Because every civilized or healthy person sees another human being die and doesn't like it. Remember when I had Rich Froning on here the other day, and he even said, yeah, like when you kill the animal, you get a little heart pang. No healthy person wants to see another person die or suffer.
you don't want to see it and the closer that that creature probably looks to you the more you have some sort of superficial empathy right so if i saw an armenian man 51 years old die i would be like
fuck dude i'd be like that would really hurt because it would kind of look like me right
it's like when i saw that vampire movie, I saw that vampire movie.
The fuck was the name of that vampire movie?
There's a vampire movie that came out like 10 years ago.
I've talked about it all the time.
And the father in that had to become Dracula in order to save his kid's life.
Basically, he had to embrace Satan in order to save his kid's life.
Dracula Untold. Dracula Untold.
Dracula Untold.
That was the name of the movie.
And I cried my eyes out like a bitch.
Because I could identify with it.
So you're a black dude.
You don't like this.
Even if you know George Floyd's a complete douchebag.
But you don't want to see him get killed.
You think it's you being killed.
You're a little piece of you.
You fucking hate it.
Completely healthy.
Completely normal.
Completely healthy.
You should not want to see someone die.
No one wants to see what's happening.
No one wants to see what's happening in Gaza happen.
Not at fucking all.
Seema. But we got to be done by 10 Pacific Standard Time
To watch Tyson
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Dude we're on autopilot
We're in the matrix
You don't have to worry about time change anymore
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The Chinese made a slave labor made phone
yeah i don't i don't like seeing george floyd be killed fucking hate it
fucking hate it i hate seeing anyone be killed
i hate anything being killed i am the dude that grabs the spider
At 3 in the morning from the bathroom
When I fucking like
With my giant morning wood
And I still capture him and go outside in the freezing cold
And throw him outside
When I say freezing I mean cold
Like 42 degrees cold
Thank you Jeremy
But those fucking Egyptians better open the border.
Would you think it was fair if a group of people that was 1.8 billion,
that's how many Muslims there are in the world, 1.8 billion.
You know how many Jews there are?
15 million.
You know how many Jews there are?
15 million That's like
6 times the United States
Versus New York City
6 times
The United States of America
Versus New York City
465 million 64 million uh arabs adabs that's what those people are that they're calling palestinians they're they're all arabs they're like they're they're kind of peeps not palestinians
we've already established we know what palestinians are right
it's a kgb psyop from the 60s. Anyone can look it up
anywhere.
No one's hiding it. No one's denying
it.
It's a group of people
that was turned into an ethnicity in 1964
by Yasser Arafat
with the formation of the
PLO.
The only part that's in dispute is
was that a Russian operative? Was he a Russian operative, but most people don't dispute it.
But regardless, it doesn't matter whether it's a Russian operative or not.
You can see right then when that's when those people were created.
Just like we know this about Mexicans.
Imagine defending your Mexican heritage.
imagine defending your mexican heritage it's like it's like it's defending your slave owner is defending the fact you were colonized
it's bizarre fucking bizarre suza's having major issues why don't i just try to click you in
hi oh i did click you in but oh you know what it is dude it's the window i've chosen look at oh shit damn player
i chose in this window look at bye bye yeah that makes sense but you can still hear me
oh shit yeah look at that we could still nice you know see suza see suza i'll just be the voice
no
suza's just a laugh track I'll just be the voice. No, it's not. It is Suza.
Suza is just a laugh track.
Oh,
yeah.
No coughing.
1.8 billion Muslims.
Bigger than China.
12 million,
15 million Jews.
Little Jewies. And dude dude imagine the ones that are left
how savage they are
I don't know you're educating me on all this
I've looked into zero of any of it
I get all my information
from you
the source
a few
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a few What's up Casey What's up girl If I was 30 years younger Casey
Let me tell you
30 years younger
Be over there working out with my
Father-in-law Jeffrey Birchfield
Bench pressing
Bench pressing and dead lifting
Make him do some burpees
And what is our CA pep test?
CA pep test.
AC, I swear to God, I mean this from the bottom of my fucking heart.
Your dad is so smart, and him listening to this IQ is just gross indulgence and lowers his IQ.
That's it.
That's all I have for you.
If you're concerned about –
You know when you're concerned your relatives are doing something that's not good for your health?
This is it for your dad.
Fuck, dude.
So, so I, I didn't do the TRT.
And, and so what's interesting is, is they still sponsor me, right?
Still talk about it.
Now just think about that.
I mean, I would take a fucking Philip Morris sponsorship with the can.
I'd have the camel up in the corner or whatever.
You know what I mean? Philip Morris. Smoke your Philip Morris sponsorship. I'd have the camel up in the corner or whatever. You know what I mean?
Philip Morris.
Smoke your Philip Morris today.
I won't.
But I love some nicotine, but I ain't doing it.
Who wants to sell Tren?
Please sponsor me.
I just have to be honest about it.
But then those fucking sneaky fucks over at California Hormones switched to California
Peptides. Sneaky, sneaky. So I got me some CJC 1295. That's the one that was like the group
human growth hormone one. And then I got the BPC 157. I did two, two, one or two bottles of the
BPC 157. And I did a couple of bottles of the TB 500. Those are like supposed to be heal you.
bottles of the tb500 those are like supposed to heal you and then i did one bottle of the cjc1295 it was supposed to have you lose weight but um i think i put on some weight and then another
friend of mine who's a who's a girl a young girl did it um and she said she put on some weight well
she said she put on like four pounds i think i put mine on like here like in my i started like seeing traps in the
mirror trap daddy and my skin changed like i started when i would come in in the morning
i would look to see if i had a filter on stream yard like what's going on here
so now it's been like a month or two and i haven't i haven't done any of it And Yesterday I called California Peptides
And I asked for
The one that's supposed to
The one that sounds like it's testosterone
I'm going to try that one
Jenna Talia
I took BPC-157 orally for my shoulder
And it helped a ton
My bicep I can use my bicep but my bicep still hurts and i
shot a lot of that shit right into my bicep oh oh sneaky i didn't experience any weight loss but my
ass grew huge on cjc 1295 but my skin glows and looks smooth and fresh yeah it's kind of crazy what happened to the skin my ass
huge
do you know who that is if you saw
the keen person yeah yeah her ass
is crazy
I told you she's like a woman
on top of a like horse
legs and ass right
in the best way possible yeah
who wouldn't want to be she's like a minotaur
female minotaur.
I have a section of minotaur too.
Right between the belly button and the balls.
Part minotaur.
I'm putting this call number up or oh sure yeah call number is good
so that what I'm gonna try
is if anyone wants to
I don't know
someone's scared like I am and wants a partner
I'm actually gonna show you which one I'm gonna do
next
I'm gonna do
instead of like book club it's like peptide club hey and you know what i
guess and you know what and i did the cjc 1295 the one that's um i did the more expensive one
this hundred dollar one the five milligrams and i i have no idea what i'm doing by the way but i
split that bottle basically people are like how'd you do it and i took it every other day for 20 days so i did it in 10 doses and and that's when i did those 10
clean and jerks at 135 and i had i literally had not clean and jerk 135 and fucking good i want to
say i did it five times in the last five years so that was kind of cool i just felt a little more
aggressive i would say even my jaw felt a
little tighter this other person i know who did it said they were having jaw issues and they did
the cjc 1295 and their jaw issues went away after they had them for years what do you mean josh he's
like tmj like we're like pops like no i usually am very relaxed i'm like fucking supple. Ah, he's strong like mountain. He's soft like water.
And I just noticed that I was like biting down a little hard.
I would catch myself like – clenching is a little too much, but it was a little tighter.
Gritting down like you're on Somali?
Yeah.
No, not like that.
No, no.
That's kind of cool.
Chewing on a Gatorade cap for the last six hours?
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Anyway
Look at that jolly group
Um If you If you Um Anyway. Look at that jolly group.
If you... If you...
If I were to do...
If I was thinking about having...
When I got my wife pregnant,
when my wife got pregnant,
when my wife extracted my seeds from me,
my wife took the missing link
so she could grow a baby inside of her from me
when i drenched that pussy with the baby batter oh wow uh impressive
one of my friend's wives is pregnant right now and i'm like dude are you going nuts on that and
he's like she won't let me it's like dude i don't want to poke the baby around dude that thing is like um when women
are pregnant the vagina turns into like what it looks like just a giant hamburger like with two
buns and like the piece of meat in there not like like like you look at it you can't believe how
swollen it is and it's always gushy like two sponges it's just it's just, no, I'm telling you it's good. Okay. It's, it's, it's like,
it's always ready. Always. And I'm like, dude, you have to get her, you have to get like,
pregnant women are like just straight fetish material. It's crazy. The vagina is like on a,
on a pregnant woman is the most wonderful place on earth. I'm not joking.
I'm not trying to be crass either.
It is.
It's just,
it is what it is.
Those of us who know,
know the Hamburg.
The giant,
uh,
this is explicit content.
I don't know.
Biology.
It's the most wonderful hamburger in the world.
And the texture of it and the shape of it and just the preparedness of it.
Is that a word?
Preparedness?
We could roll with it.
Yeah.
It's like no warm-up needed.
Like Kelly Starrett says, the supple leopard.
It's preheated.
Yeah. Adult Disney. Thank you. Thank you. Adult Disney. Yeah. needed like kelly starrett says the supple leopard it's preheated yeah adult disney thank you thank you adult disney yeah it's totally it's even funny when those comments come from chicks
you you um we get it okay fine uh it's down for business yeah it's just it's just and it's just crazy it's um it's not like a delicacy like eating escargot or something we're like or you know what i mean it's
not like or like you know like when you eat those weird much they grate those like that mold on your
food at fancy restaurants and it costs like 80 bucks and the guy slices off a piece of mold on
your salad you know i'm talking about you never been to one of those crazy fancy restaurants the
guy's like do you want some blah blah blah and he comes by with this thing it looks like a giant
piece of mold and he's getting ready to slice it off onto your salad and it stinks like anus
what is it you didn't ask me i want to say it's a mushroom but i think it's mold off
cheese or something i don't know what it is, there's no con queso on it.
On the female hamburguesa.
That's what I was thinking.
Truffle, but.
Yeah, yeah, truffle.
Yeah, that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.
I had that in Italy.
Like a black truffle pasta?
Yeah.
Would that be correct?
The only time I've ever seen is I go to a restaurant and you spend 60 bucks on a shitty salad and then they come by for an extra 80.
He'll fucking slice of this thing for you.
He'll soup it up.
It's not like that.
It's not the pregnant pussy isn't like that.
It's not a delicacy.
It's for everyone.
It's not like frog legs or snail or truffle.
It's you know what I mean?
It's it's it's or snail or truffle. It's... You know what I mean? It's...
It's a fucking hamburger.
The best cooked hamburger you ever had.
You don't use your face to eat it.
If you want to know things like this and more...
Birth...
No.
Birth fit. No. Birth fit.
Yeah, it's like CrossFit.
Thank you.
It's not for everyone, but it's for anyone.
If you don't, you are missing a tremendous opportunity when you have a pregnant woman if you don't learn to appreciate it it it's crazy it's better than human growth
hormone the only bad thing about it is that then you just want to keep your wife pregnant all the
time now i know i'm mike mcdonald is always so busy one billion served
kids got like six kids
so it i i do i do so when we when my wife got pregnant she we started going to birthing classes it was called
um lamaze uh no it was called um hypnobirthing and it was three hours one day a week and i would
go and i fucking dreaded it but i always had fun and basically i would just sit on this little
couch and there were other families and other couples in there and they would sit on couches
too and i would sit on this couch with my wife and um that we they would like you would do stuff like little like okay you're gonna massage your wife's
back for five minutes okay you're gonna you guys are gonna do an affirmations um to 10 minutes of
affirmations and you would read from affirmation oh yeah it's fucking so cheesy and uncomfortable
but i enjoyed it with my wife and after the end of every of those three hours, I was like, oh, that was cool.
Or like they'd play music and you would stand.
Yeah, it was a three-hour class.
Well, there's a break at the hour and a half mark, so you could turn on your phone and text your mistress.
But other than that, it was great.
Yeah, hypnobirthing.
And anyway, somewhere in that class, every once in a while, you could ask questions at the end.
And the lady said
some incredible shit like she said an unconscious woman could have a baby meaning like if a woman
like the body knows what to do regardless of the conscious level of the person that's yes
that basically there's chemical reactions that cause different contractions and muscle pushing
and skin pushing and skin
expanding. And you know what I mean? Like it squirts this out, which softens the skin around
the vagina. So it opens more, it pushes this chemical out. And so that the, the hips can move
and pop open. And there's all these things that it does and fucking a baby will just come out like,
like, like, um, like, like, you know, like you ever sit on the toilet, like just the shit comes
out, you take a deep breath and it just comes out the process just happens yeah the process just
happens so so when she was saying that i was like that was the implications of that i mean now i
take it for granted but the implications were mind-boggling so i started asking questions my
wife started asking questions i started asking questions to her ogbyn and next thing you know
they're like hey you guys don't want to have a baby at the hospital.
And I'm like, the fuck we don't.
Of course we want it.
We want it to be in the safest place ever.
But we met with some doulas and midwives, and then we realized, no, actually, we don't.
We do actually want to have – it's not actually a medical procedure having a baby,
and it's something that the woman needs a very safe space to do and a comfortable space
and that everyone else needs to just chill and safe space to do and a comfortable space and that
everyone else needs to just chill and shut the fuck up and support that environment
and uh and we did that and that's why i'm so excited with people like birth fit because not
only is it i think it's like-minded people like that um but it's a whole but it's a whole community
of them and this they're not going to judge you
if you don't, like if you do go to the hospital, but they'll, they'll have, they have people who've
done every single, who've been through every single step. It's just a resource. You don't
have to invent the wheel. There's people there who started at home and probably got moved to
a hospital. People who thought they were going to be in the hospital ended up going at home.
People who went to the hospital and had a great trip, but this is how they mitigate it. Like,
I'll just give you one more example and then I'll leave the birth thing
alone. But like one of the things that they'll teach you is you'll talk to someone. Let's say
you, let's say you do go to the hospital and your wife wants to have a natural birth there. Well,
there'll be some point at which the doctor and nurse will come in and they'll be like, Hey,
it's been too long. Um, uh, it's time to give you blah, blah, blah drugs. Well, birth fit,
they'll probably teach you like, Hey, at at that point the father needs to be the advocate and he needs to say doctor great thank you for
your advice um can you give us five minutes alone and then they leave and then you you get it because
your wife's probably written out her goals of how she wants to have the birth or she's told you and
you know that she's like under no circumstances do i want to take uh drugs and so you give her a reprieve
of five minutes to settle down because they got her all stressed out and and and those are the
kind of tools they give you at a place like birth it they'll teach you as the husband you need to
say this when they come in and say this and it's just cool and it's awesome and then and then of
course all of the um they'll talk to you you'll have just resources for how to get back in shape
what you can be doing when you work out and and people who have done it, not doctors who are like, hey, don't lift up more than 20 pounds.
Yeah.
Importance of breastfeeding, just all that shit.
If you can't breastfeed, where you can actually get milk that doesn't hurt your baby, that doesn't have high fructose corn syrup in it, just shit like that.
Oh, great.
Incredible question.
Sleeky, can a pregnant man give birth while unconscious or just women?
Great question. And things like that will be answered at birth.
When you said the task, the doctor for five more minutes, I thought you were going to say when he leaves and you take the chair and wedge it between the handle and stay out. uh then of course there's swolverine who uh stepped in um last minute and helped us with
the behind the scenes with a very very substantial chunk of money which i clearly appreciate and then
sent me their products which i am addicted to and it's caused me to triple down on my creatine usage and their creatine so i bought
i was taking creatine from that bolt creatine you get that's like the highest ranked on amazon and
it tastes like shit like really like seriously it tastes like how i imagine semen to taste like it
smells like semen but this wolverine stuff doesn't you check where that was manufactured
it doesn't taste like semen or smell like semen
but it's still just white powder
it's just pure that's all it is
oh there you go
Molly I'm 13 weeks pregnant with my first
definitely going to check out birth fit now
awesome yeah check it out
it's good people
the lady there the founder of that place
she just had a baby
I'm trying to get her on the show to hear her birth story The lady there, the founder of that place, she just had a baby.
I'm trying to get her on the show.
I want to hear her birth story.
So ever since then, I've been taking the creatine.
I take the pre-workout.
And my favorite thing now is the BCAAs.
I don't even know what those do.
Branched chain amino acids.
Oh, and if you – they even have a program where you can sell it.
Yeah, the collective.
Yeah.
Hey, you saw that email that the Southeast – I don't want to get into that.
I don't want to get into that. I don't want to get into that.
That's another show.
That the Southeast affiliate...
Yes.
Yeah.
Country coordinator sent.
I kind of want to show that to Greg,
but I know it's going to break his heart.
He won't let me know it broke his heart,
but he's not going to like that.
Yeah, but nobody likes to see what they built kind of just slowly be...
Destroyed. Yeah. Into what you defended it against for so many years i mean how tempting
would have been early on with all the money that people were throwing at him to try to turn those
affiliates into as he calls them point of sale right yeah yeah i i i'm fu no you can't facetime
me are you out of your mind who's who's pastTiming you? I don't know. Let's see.
I'm probably going to hang up on you.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Look at this.
Oh, I wasn't even going to answer.
I'm so happy I answered.
This is fucking awesome.
even gonna answer i'm so happy i answered this is fucking awesome i did my my first one last year in bakersfield you like my picture i had the shirt man represent dude you the man i love you
look at that girl we both do crossfit yeah you're my first iron man yeah oh my goodness iron man
crossfit do everything from crossfit everything you guys teach are awesome good people motivate dude i love you thank you so much for calling you the man what's your girl's name
hey renee
hey renee Hey Renee Love you too brother
Thanks dude
Okay call back and tell us how it was
Good luck
Thank you thanks for sharing the. What's your name again?
Jason Palermo. Palermo. Good to see you, buddy.
I've been calling you guys forever, man. You always message me back. I appreciate it.
I do my best, brother. I feel like a celebrity when I talk to you guys.
You look buff as shit. Are you too big to do an Ironman? You look buff as shit. Look at your neck.
I'm doing one now. It's 7.3rd in New York, California. My first one, 70.3. Are you too big to do an Ironman? You look buff as shit. Look at your neck.
Damn.
Crazy.
All right, brother.
Love you.
Bye.
What a weird show this is.
Jesus Christ.
I can't FaceTime in the middle of a show.
Especially this is going to be a bad show. This is good. This show is going is gonna be a bad show this is good this show is gonna be nasty this show like i'm just going through the sponsorship now i never do that but this
show is gonna be nasty i got crazy shit to tell you guys oh boy oh no a philip kelly i was
immediately turned off by birth it when one of their coaches referred to as a pregnant woman as a birthing person.
Oh, no.
Peace and love.
Well, let's ask her about it.
Wow.
Yeah, that's stupid.
But, Sevan, why can't you just accept it and respect?
No, I'm not.
I'm not accepting it and respecting it.
They can do that all they want.
I don't want to hang out with those people.
I like accuracy i'm okay with calling a gun a gun not a vehicle in which a uh cylindrical
object is fired out and kills blah blah like i'm fine it's a it's a woman that had that was a bad
example it was a it's a woman that has a baby that's it just a woman there's it's not it's it's
just a woman just say it's a woman and i don't want to hang out with people who say that um
offended by who need me to say person i don't want to hang out people who say person too
i don't want to hang out with people who are who kowtow to fucking idiots i don't
i'm not saying you have to be mean to them in the slightest, but I agree with Philip Kelly.
It's a turnoff.
Sean Sullivan.
Fuck.
It's a little harsh,
but fair enough.
I'll read it.
Only women can be pregnant.
Are you sure,
Sean?
Are you sure?
Hey,
it's,
it,
no one's ever seen a pregnant man, but no one's ever seen every man.
So could a man get pregnant? Maybe.
But it's the same – it's like with the crows.
No one's ever seen a white crow or all crows black.
No one knows for sure, but I still am okay saying all crows but black no one knows for sure but i still
am okay saying all crows are black i'm not stupid i can i can still think and be like uh that might
be uh no one knows for sure but fuck people believe in god i mean fuck i'm if you believe
in god i'm all for fucking saying all crows are black and that only men can have it seems more grounded than that
there's no such thing as a pregnant man and and then wow that's harsh too uh sandra mccaskey
she looks like she's that's a real estate agent photo right for sure or or she mortgage she'll refinance your shirt uh sandra mccaskey there's no such thing as a pregnant man
and here's the thing too it's not even the fact that someone would say pregnant person it's it's
the fact that we know that the intention of it is just to add confusion and lie to people
and fucking be a codependent of someone else's insanity. That's the part that really bugs me.
I don't want to be a codependent on someone's.
Tardation.
Where were we?
Oh yeah.
Birth fit.
Yeah.
Toast basers.
Even on California peptides.
These toast basers still fit me.
And I've been greasing my meat.
I know everyone's like, what's Seve grease his meat with?
Can we just get to that?
We're 31 minutes into the show.
What does Seve possibly grease his meat with?
Funny you should ask.
I grease my meat with grill your ass off.
The habanero mango.
So,
which one do you like?
Can I tell you something?
So the other day,
we'll go to those,
those,
go to those olives.
Do you see the olives?
So the other day,
I made cheese quesadillas
and I took those olives right there and i chopped them up and i
put them in the cheese quesadilla it was pure gluttony those olives are so hot donkey balls
i didn't even know they were called that oh my god their olives are called donkey balls and their pickles are called donkey dongs.
Phrase.
Anyway, those olives,
those pickles are so fucking hot,
like I don't even know who can eat them.
Olives are hot too, but I sliced them up and then laid them out in a quesadilla.
Beef drink is good.
Mother of all meat.
I could call Travis and see if he'll answer.
And we can ask him about the game today.
Who are they playing, do you know?
Oh, a beer salt?
They're playing the Saints or the Patriots.
Are those the same team?
The Saints and Patriots, is that the same team?
Or are those different teams? Those are different teams. New Orleans Saints or the New the Patriots? Are those the same team? The Saints and Patriots, is that the same team? Or are those different teams?
Those are different teams.
New Orleans Saints or the New England Patriots?
Yeah, it's one of those.
It has the word new in it.
It's a new team.
Saints, everybody's saying here.
I feel like Paulina knows for sure.
Yeah. Hello? I trust mostly what paulina says oh i i called them oh how come it's not could you hear me dialing that yeah
i could also decode it too so everybody's got his number. No, I'm just kidding.
There was a show when you had said that.
I thought it was funny.
Real funny.
Hey, when I said I can't hear it.
Can you?
No.
His voice repeats the number back.
That's not good.
Yeah, that's weird.
Doesn't he know we're going to be calling him live on the air?
Get it together.
I heard that Noble hasn't paid.
Oh, okay.
So, sorry.
What are we doing?
Toe spacers.
Toe spacers.
We did grill your ass off.
Yep. I got my gains box
Not an official sponsor
No not a sponsor at all
I don't think the gains guy coming on here
Was good for his business
No
I felt a little bad for him
It was weird it was a weird interview
It went sideways or something
People were like Accus accusing him of being on
coke and all sorts of shit that's why i just aggressively sniffed the mic when you said it
yeah noble there's some crazy noble shit going on crazy crazy crazy i can't tell i don't know
what's verified and what's not because someone told me that they haven't paid the athletes for
their t-shirts yet but then i called colton yesterday and he said he was paid yesterday
but i also heard that athletes who are sponsored by noble which i think are like people
like katrin and tia and justin madaris are two months in the rears meaning i think is that is
that a financial term did i use that right two months in their rears yeah like you haven't been
paid in two or you haven't paid in two months is that what that means rears i haven't heard that
statement before then scratch that because you know. I thought it was.
Apparently I'm doing the Miley Cyrus
thing at the end of each sentence.
Why
is Sousa doing the Miley Cyrus girly
thing at the end of each sentence?
Because that's his favorite artist.
But the Gains box is
crazy good. In this week's
Gains box, there were some pants in it, and they're from a company called the Barbell Cartel.
And they're fucking sweat joggers, and I've never fucking owned a pair like this.
And they are so nice.
What's weird is you have to pull them up so fucking high, or I do because I'm short, that they kind of wrap around my stomach, which makes me think I have a gunt.
It's weird. It's like gunt it's like like the whole time i'm like do i have a fupa but they they i just love them i feel like a stud in them i feel like a gangster
they're so thick they're perfect for winter it's weird my wife likes She's like, hey, do you have to pull those up pretty high?
I'm like, yeah.
FitAid, these guys are fucking jackasses for not sponsoring me.
Hey, you guys should be giving me $50,000 a year.
And I won't drink any.
I would never drink any FitAid unless it was the one that says creatine up there.
So there's that.
That flavor is really good.
Oh, well, fuck that.
I would never drink that shit anyway.
We bought it when it first came out the gym, and it sold out hella fast.
It has these in them.
These are those things you put on the ground, and you put your feet on them, and you do crunches.
You slide your feet.
They're like those pads.
Oh.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
You're in the plank position.
You put these on your feet, and then you slide them up.
There's this.
There's this.
This is called a caffeine bullet.
Sounds aggressive.
And each bullet has
100 milligrams of caffeine.
They're a pill?
They're a piece of candy.
Okay.
100 milli in the chamber?
Is it good?
It's weird.
The texture is amazing.
It's like taffy.
Biofreeze? I like stuff like that, but I don't really hurt my back anymore
Put it on your elbow
Put it on your bicep
A jump rope
Nice
Something's unique about this jump rope
I can't tell what it is like if it's got a counter
Or what but something's up with the
It's called cross rope
Oh
I needed one of these
I was fucking with Sean Pastuch's
Shit the active life
And I stopped doing it
this is the thing you put one you put your legs
on and like you do those sidestep things like
right yep
yeah I've always so I stopped doing the Sean
Pastuch stuff because you needed one of these but now I have
one maybe I'll start again
oh I got two of them
do you do that stuff
oh we do them in like warmups
and stuff like that at the gym
I'll also do it like in my forearms put my arms on a wall You do that stuff? Mm-hmm. Oh. We do them in, like, warm-ups and stuff like that at the gym.
I'll also do it, like, in my forearms.
Put my arms on a wall and then, like, walk it up the wall like this.
And then walk it back down.
You do?
Yeah, it warms up, like, your upper back, shoulders.
I need to see that.
A bar, I'll probably give this to my kids, like, for dessert.
Actually, I'll be playing in a tennis tournament today over the hill.
There's a bunch of this stuff.
It's called Hemo Rage.
Hemo Rage?
Yeah, I think this is a pre-workout.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know why that's a selling point to put like death on things, like that death water or like – Liquid death.
Yeah, like I don't – I've never had a liquid death, and I never would. Why would I drink something –
Excuse me. You know you're drinking something that says liquid death on it, you fucking idiot.
It's like it screams I have a tiny dick dick and i'm trying to be like cool by drinking
something i'm facing my death by drinking liquid death yeah fuck you you're a dipshit you drink
those uh it's it's supposed to be like killing plastic bottles oh that's what i take all that
shit they put it a can yeah i've had a couple of them i'm not like a huge on them or anything but
they're pretty good yeah and and you know what's crazy?
It says it's killing plastic bottles, but inside of each of those cans is sprayed a really shitty plastic liner.
It's the worst kind of plastic that you can use to drink stuff out of.
Do you know that?
No, I didn't.
Yeah.
Really?
So every can has a plastic liner in it, and it's this really thin plastic, and that's what gets you microtoxins and shit.
Oh, bar soap.
Good old bar soap i just heard a kid scream hi athena good morning mike hunt said it slays your thirst or mike hawk
slays your thirst Sleaze
And then this
I think
Oh I have my rock pad down here
40 minutes to get through all my sponsors
What a show
I think anyone who uses these is a fucking jackass
A shaker bottle?
Yeah I have a shaker bottle
How many of these are so stupid
They're gross
They're gross.
They're gross.
I went to a really dear friend's house the other day,
and I opened up their cabinet to drink,
and their cabinet was full of plastic cups.
Okay.
Like shaker bottles or plastic cups?
Like plastic cups. And it was kind of plastic cups that you could kind of squeeze them a little bit.
God, it was disgusting.
Glass motherfuckers.
What did they have?
Like, was it a kid's thing?
Did you open the kid's cups?
It doesn't matter.
Like, even worse.
Like, why do you have, like, like, yeah, this stuff is just stupid.
Listen, you're not a fucking professional athlete.
Just stir your shit with a fucking spoon, a steel spoon, and a glass cup.
Isn't it all clumpy, though?
Yeah, so what?
I like clumps going down my throat.
Part of the experience.
Yeah.
Keeps me young.
No, I hate drinking out of mason jars.
I don't like that rib-for-your-pleasure feel on my fucking mouth.
I don't like that rib for your pleasure feel on my fucking mouth.
It's like navigating a fucking landscape when I put my mouth on a – every time I put my mouth on a mason jar.
My wife bought two of those.
I'm like, don't ever fucking do that again.
Fucking stupid.
Wow, what's this?
What's this?
Hey, hi.
That's not real. I know. It sucks. We can pretend though. You's this? Hey, hi. That's not real.
I know, it sucks.
We can pretend, though. You're right.
Hey, Jenna.
It's Tolles.
Oh, my God.
You don't even know.
The boys are out of the room because Ari's leg's better.
Poor Haley.
You don't even know.
Okay, here we go uh i on behalf of um all of the uh arabs living in
the gaza strip i plead to uh egypt to please open the border it's netanyahu is going to flatten
um that piece of land and when i mean flatten flatten, I mean flatten like a cross-fitting girl's chest.
I mean like flatten that fucking thing.
And he's going to flatten that and you got to open the border and let them out.
Like you have to let them out.
You have to.
Or else you're going to be bummed.
A lot of flies are going to come from all those dead bodies.
It's going to be fucking horrible.
It's sad.
So we'll start the show there.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
Do you want to do it or do you want me to do it?
I'll do it.
Okay, 258.
I have mailed in ballots for other people that's a crime i've done it for
two people i've done it for my mom and i've done it for my wife and i at the time i did not know
that that was a crime i did not know i will say that i did not know Hey Do we need volume on this
I don't think so
Watch this lady
Dude who the fuck are these people in masks
This is old by the way
Yeah I was gonna say isn't this really old
But look at Michelle Obama cruising up to the
Balloting box here
And just watch this
This is from Elon Musk's Twitter account
Look at By the way who sets up the lines like that And just watch this. This is from Elon Musk's Twitter account.
Look at it.
By the way, who sets up the lines like that?
That's set up to not even be practical.
You have to move other people to get there.
But watch this lady.
Just in broad daylight.
Let's say she's putting in two at a time.
Look at those old people.
God, I never want to be old like that.
Or just fucking walk around like a douche.
Three.
Is that three?
Four.
Look at her.
Five.
Oh, he unsnapped the thing.
Six.
She just put six.
That guy tried to duck underneath it and unclip the thing.
Now he's trying to clip it back in.
I thought this dude was watching, but he's not.
Does that lady have gloves on?
Did the white lady have gloves on?
My God.
Yeah, probably.
Anyway.
Six.
Six seems like a lot.
It's more than one.
Yeah, six seems like a lot. It's more than one. Yeah, six seems like a lot. All right.
257.
We're going to cruise today.
We're going to go through 100 clips today.
100.
100 clips.
A dude called in running a triathlon.
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
What was his name?
He had some Mexican name.
Omar?
Filipino name?
What was the guy's name?
I don't, I can't remember.
Jason?
No, no.
257, Logic.
What was that guy's name?
Paul?
Prager from PragerU here we go
a war to kill as many Israelis as possible
pause pause so we know that that was the point right
that piece of land those Arabs that live on there in Gaza they've had for the last 50 years
their plan for their government Hamas has been kill as many jews as possible we know that no no one's denying that can we just
say that's the baseline there's arabs all over the world and muslims all over the world that chant
that kill as many jews as possible we like it's funny it never hit me but in my 51 years on planet
earth that that's the most aggressive thing i've ever heard said about another group of people
except for a few rap songs i've heard
like we want some pussies like pretty aggressive towards the pussy
but they but that's a different kind of slaying yeah
they those people have made it part of their agenda and they want the world to know that part
of their identity is to kill as many jews as. We know that. Let's just go with that as the baseline. Okay, here we go. What you see on the BBC and Sky News, as we see in America on our TV,
is dead Gazans. That's all you see. I shudder to think if in World War II, the same media covered
World War II, you would have seen far more dead German civilians than dead British
civilians. But it takes a very, very frail moral mind to believe that you determine right and wrong
by the number of dead. That's what we are told. Look at how many Gazans were killed and how few
Israelis. Well, look at how few Brits were killed and how many more Germans were.
Does that make the Germans right in World War II?
That's the facile moral thinking that pervades our world.
How many Brits died in World War II?
World War II, there were 385,000 soldiers killed in combat, but a higher civilian death, 70,000 as opposed to 2,000 in World War I.
Okay, so 70,000 – oh, wait.
German bombings raised during the – 40,000 civilians died in the seven-month period between September 1940 and 1941, almost half of them in London.
Okay, so somewhere between 40, 70 000 brits died let's
see german deaths and world war ii what's crazy is the jews were germans i wonder if they get
lumped up in those deaths even though they were killed by the holy shit well if it's in the
millions and yeah it's probably lumped up total civilian and military deaths in world war ii in germany were between 6.6 and 8.8 million
yeah so that's for sure you think that lumps up the jews who were killed in the concentration camps
yeah sounds like it a study a study by german historian rudger overmans found that german
military oh military casualties military so no 5.3 million military casualties in Germany, 900,000 from actual soldiers.
The other 4.4 million were citizens.
They got fucking bombed by – I don't know who, us, the Russians.
Russians were our allies in World War II, right?
Yeah. Yeah, Germans tried to ass-pound the Russians. I think the Russians were like, uh World War II right yeah
yeah Germans tried to ass pound the Russians
I think the Russians were like uh uh we ain't doing that
contentiously
here's another one about 4.2 million Germans died
and about oh 2 million Japanese died
Greg was telling me that we fucking
burned more Japanese than killed with the atomic bomb
that we fucking napalm Tokyo.
Oh, yeah.
I can say that on the other show.
Oh, shit.
David's saying 20 million Russians died in World War Two.
Let's see.
Russian deaths.
I should have studied up for today's show.
Russian deaths in World War Two.
Soviet Union lost 27 million people during the war.
8.7 million military.
19 million civilian deaths.
Wow. Wow.
One quarter of the people in the Soviet Union were wounded or killed in World War II.
Is that possible?
And yet,
American Jews vote Democrat.
Mind blown.
Let's look that up too.
Jews, Jews,
Democrat versus Republican.
I hate watching this show.
It's just him on YouTube.
It's just him on Google.
Fuck off.
In 2018 midterms, Jews were again the most Democratic group as designated by religious identity with 79 percent voting for the Democrats.
Well, 17 percent vote for Republicans. Yeah, the the the Jews, unfortunately, the vast majority of Jews I know are complete fucking libtard.
Just I know I don't want to use that word but this show is all out
today fucking idiots they have no fucking idea how to think yeah it took me a while to figure
that out but anyone you see is like we want peace and love everywhere and that's all we want we just
want to accept everyone like i feel like i see that on my instagram once a day and it's like no
you don't no you don't like you may you don't. Like you may want that,
but you're not going to tolerate a pedophile to molest your grandkids right in front of you and
be like, well, I just accept that. Although you saw that that what you see that people now,
oh, I don't know. You see that people now are getting like killed and raped by certain
races. Like if you're getting killed or raped by black people
some of these white people don't want to say what color they are because they think it would be
racist not knowing that them thinking it would be racist is actually racist yeah well that girl that
girl in new york that video that was went viral a couple weeks ago with her boyfriend getting killed
on at 3 a.m on the on the on the bench on the bus bench. She didn't want to say that the
attacker or killer was black because she thought
it would be racist. And in Germany, there's a chick
who got raped who didn't want to say the five guys
who raped her were black because she thought it would be racist. It's nuts.
It's not racist.
It's just identifying marks. It's racist
to think that it's racist. You understand that.
Call her. Hi.
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Go ahead.
Without question.
I know you're not so super about Ben Shapiro, but he went to Oxford.
I haven't seen the clips, but he is just mowing down any pro-Palestinian person that debates him.
It is comical.
Okay, where is it?
Is it on his YouTube or on his Instagram?
Yeah, YouTube.
And there's actually, like, shorts.
He does have, like, 40-minute shorts.
But holy shit.
A couple of people have come prepared.
prepared he is like a thesaurus and like fact of everything having to do israeli and war wise every package every everything and he's just more than that and every single person that he starts
off with he says two-state solution and trying to get this done not one pro-palestinian person will acknowledge
the israelis living in israel they want to take over the entire state 1.8 billion muslims 15
million jews one point more more muslims than there are chinese people and only 50 and then
one one 15 million uh jews less than there are Mormons. Crazy.
And they can't fucking give them that little piece of land.
So this was the tipping point.
This last Hamas attack.
There's no way Israel
can go back. It is done.
They have to wipe them off the map because not
one pro-Palestinian
person will ever support
a two-state solution.
So it's done.
It's shocking.
And you said it yourself.
The hate is off the charts.
I never realized how much it was.
And it's so weird.
I saw in New York all these Asian people and all these, like, 35-year-old, old like moms, white moms protesting the streets.
These people just jump on any bandwagon and they're all Democrats.
You're right.
They're all Democrats.
What they don't realize is Jews represent all white people and all Americans.
They're not saying death to the Jews.
They're saying death to all white people and death to all Americans.
That means you black Americans, too.
That means all you Americans. That means you black Americans too. That means all you Americans.
That means you Arab Americans.
They hate you too. And let me tell
you, all you fucking homosexuals out
there, they fucking, they don't
hate you. They want you to live eternally
in hell.
In one of those talks,
in one of those talks, Ben Shapiro
said, if put their guns down, the war would stop.
Yes.
If the Israelis put their guns down, there would be a second Holocaust.
100%.
100%.
Let me rephrase that because you keep breaking up.
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
Let me...
Hold on a second.
Hold on one second.
That needs to be... My apologies. No, it's not you. It's not you. It's not you. It's me. It me... Hold on a second. Hold on one second. That needs to be...
My apologies.
No, it's not you.
It's not you.
It's not you.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
It's my fucking shitty
RODECaster 2.
RODECaster...
RODECaster 7.
My fucking shitty
RODECaster 7.
Are you there?
Say that again about Hamas
if Hamas put its guns down?
If Hamas put their guns down,
the war would be over.
If the
Israelis put their guns down,
there'd be a second Holocaust tomorrow.
Yes.
For sure. Yeah, but guys,
check it out. Ben Shapiro at Oxford,
man, it's actually comical the way he
serves these people. It's great.
Thanks for watching.
Happy Sunday, guys. Bye. It's actually comical the way he serves these people. It's great. Thanks for watching. All right. Thank you.
Happy Sunday, guys.
Bye.
No one's condoning the killing.
Don't get it twisted either.
No one is fucking condoning killing.
Okay.
256.
This is a story that broke two weeks ago.
I was very uncomfortable posting it.
And I tried to verify it, and I couldn't verify it, couldn't verify it.
And then finally I verified it.
This boy right here was the poster child.
Speaking of fucking morons, those fucking idiots in Israel all took the vaccine.
They were so proud of themselves.
They were the fastest inoculated country.
And I use the word inoculated loosely in the world.
country and i use the word inoculated loosely in the world and uh the poster child for this uh for taking the vaccine in israel was this poor jew boy
yo yo natan moshi erlichman well that's a fucking nice nazi name uh and uh this, both his father and his grandfather are doctors,
and he had a heart attack at eight years old.
He then, he was in a pool and almost drowned,
and then a few days, they resuscitate him,
and then a few days later he died.
An eight-year-old.
By the way, that douchebag Ben Shapiro
was pro-vaccine for a while too.
An eight-year-old.
By the way, that douchebag Ben Shapiro was pro-vaccine for a while, too.
An eight-year-old.
The eight-year-old poster child
for Israeli's vaccine program
is dead from a heart attack.
What more do you need?
What more do you need? What more do you need?
Well, Sevan,
it's not completely unheard
of for an eight-year-old
to have a heart attack.
Okay.
They have an underlying heart condition.
Heart attacks by
age. Let's look.
I hate this show. All he does is Google stuff.
Hey, look.
Live on X.
Seve Matosian is hosting
a live call-in show.
Oh, really? You see it?
Right there.
Oh, that's awesome really you see it right there oh that's awesome wow yeah
yeah how rare is it for a 30 year old to have a heart attack
Pfizer or Moderna listen listen to this it's rare for anyone younger than 40 to have a heart attack
now one in five heart attack patients are younger than 40 years what the fuck kind of sentence is
that here's another
troubling fact to highlight the problem having a heart attack in your 20s and 30s is more common
dude i've never known any i i haven't i haven't known anyone in my i've never heard of anyone
under 50 having a heart attack under 40 when i was a kid by the way um it was men who had heart attacks. Now it's like women and men. Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
I knew this was true, too.
Sleeky.
Hospitals now have implemented new teams dedicated to pediatric cardiac events.
I'm just going to type in child heart attack
and see what pops up
child heart attack
has a 16 year old
had a heart attack
that's one of the most common questions.
Man.
The only person when I was a kid who had a heart attack as a kid was that Len Bias guy, that college basketball player.
And he was high on coke.
He OD'd on coke.
Oh, so it was a drug-induced thing.
And LeBron, although his whole family took the injection, don't worry about his son's uh cardiac uh event uh he had he had already a pre-existing heart condition please go fuck
yourself that that's not even by the way an excuse like so what if he had first of all i don't believe
he did but let's say he did so what that doesn't fucking mean anything.
That's like saying you have a pre-existing cardiac – a pre-existing heart condition, and then you had a heart attack, and excusing the heart attack for that is like saying, well, excusing a rapist because she was interacting with a guy who had a dick.
It's like, no, it's not a given.
It's not a given she's going to end up taking the dick just because you hang out with the guy as a dick it doesn't work like that
ooh that that metaphor was a stretch but i like it i'm standing by it okay
i'm standing by it there's a big difference every year that's a fallacy of a fallacy of
the quadruple fallacy horse fallacy penis fallacy that's commonly used by people and
no he didn't meaning lebron's son didn't have a have a pre-existing heart condition yeah i don't
believe it either okay uh back to the show i spent too much time on that one where's my oh where's my notes i'm panicking
uh 255 democrat i'm not panicking as much as caleb was when he realized what a piece of
shit the shattuckin is you see that picture he posted like the other day which is hella mold in
there oh i was like oh no eight-year-old kid dies from the vaccine my god 255.
did you ever look at the word democrat and see the word demon in it demon krat
democrat demon krat there are no demons here it's only people let let the man speak action
exactly how to bait black people because they use things like racism.
The other day, Michelle Obama went on TV.
She gave a whole speech, talked about how Trump was this and Trump was that.
And at the very end of what she said, she made sure to say, and yes, it is racist.
You know why?
Because the minute you call anything racist or you add race into it, black people get
emotional and they come out.
Kamala did the same thing because they know how to bait black people in. Here's my thing, and I've told black people
this before, who are Democrat. I don't try to convince Democrats to be Republican. What I try
to convince them to do is know your history and read a little bit. Do your research. If you still
want to vote Democrat, do what you do, but being informed, being educated and an informed voter. Most Democrats
can't tell you why they're Democrats.
They just hate Donald Trump. They can't even tell you
what Biden did in 47 years, but they're
going to vote for him. They can't tell you what Kamala
did while she was in California, locking
black people up left and right, but they're
going to vote for him. When will the slaves
get off the plantation? You know what happens when
slaves get off the plantation? The House
tells them. The left knows exactly how to vote. Whoa, you shouldn whoa you shouldn't beep that out this shows i'm okay with that word
you can say whatever you want on my show i hate background music though yeah background music
to it listen it's annoying listen uh the kkk has killed more white people has killed more black
people than white people but has killed white people in more states than it's killed black people the kkk the when when there were slaves
when the southerners had black slaves the northerners did not have slaves the republicans
did not have slaves zero the democrats were the only ones that had slaves and they were southern
slaves you should also know that there were also black people who had slaves you should also know this that the southerners that had
slaves they also wanted to enslave the northerners who were farmers and the justification for keeping
slaves listen to this ready this is it here we go the southerners believed that the northerners
were barbarians because they said that black people couldn't take care of themselves and that the northerners wanted to set them free so that they would die under their own care and so that they lacked compassion and that the southerners were actually being compassionate by taking care of these people.
Sounds a lot like now.
It sounds a lot like now.
In World War II when Jews were trying to come over and escape from Germany, the United States had reached a maximum of its immigrants coming in for a year, and there were Jews that needed exemptions who were trying to escape Germany, and FDR wouldn't give it to them.
FDR is the one democrat who started the japanese internment camps fdr did not invite who was the black olympian that year jackie
robinson get my black sports or is that the baseball guy baseball who is the olympian that year
Who was the Olympian that year?
These shows are getting complicated.
I'm going to have to study a mound of material in order to have any input.
FDR basically invited all the white Olympians that year
and didn't invite the black Olympian.
Is that the one that stood like this?
Jesse Owens. Thank you.
There it is.
They got the hand on the google
It's always the democrats
Guys
It's always them
Now you're like
There's shit loads of fucking racist scumbag
Gay hating republicans
For sure
They're not trying to condone it
There's tons of child molesters On the republican side Sure, they're not trying to condone it.
There's tons of child molesters on the Republican side.
They're not trying to normalize it like the Democrats.
Except on the church, it's horrible.
They're not trying to normalize it like the Democrats.
I'm not saying that there's anyone perfect on either side.
I'm trying to let you know that no one on the Republican Party is trying to normalize it.
They're sneaking around.
The Republicans that went to Epstein Island are not trying to make it normal.
The Democrats are.
I think they all should be round up.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
They should be fucking.
The whole thing's fucked.
Even this like discussion with like what's happening overseas. Like, I just think it's another ploy for divide and conquer and any chance there
is to divide and conquer,
they're going to take it.
And that's why you see more day.
The Democrats are just all politicians,
corporate media,
corporate media,
who's in conjunction with the politicians.
I mean,
if people actually went around and said,
wait a minute,
you gave me a dollar,
but that dollar was already taxed.
And then since I achieved it as income, now it's being taxed. And then I'm going to pay for
something over here and pay a tax on that. But they paid a tax on that good that came in. And
wait a minute. And you trace your dollar and you realize that you don't even own anything.
You're just circulating money around because they need the GDP to grow. So that way they
could keep spending the money that you think you have, but you don't.
And we all decided, wait a minute, let's not argue about what may or may not be happening outside of our homes.
Let's just focus in about our communities.
We would realize that we're just fucking pawns in this thing anyways, barking at each other about the same shit.
Should I stop the podcast?
No. We should just continue to let people know that oh good yes
audrey i love suza who doesn't because the whole construct needs to come down
there's no there's no republicans trying to pass laws that make it legal for
a child a genital mutilation there's no republicans trying to pass laws That make it okay To kill a baby seven days after it's born
Well that's preposterous, Sevan
The Democrats have never done that
No, actually they are trying to do that right now in California
They're trying to make it illegal to investigate
Any baby's death that happens in the first seven days
After it's birth
Which means
Which means That you're condoning the murder of babies After seven days after its birth which means i mean that's pretty which means that you're
condoning the murder of babies after seven days after they're being born that's crazy i think
manscaped and um i think manscaped is a sponsor and um there's three others sleep eight sleep aid
and um draft kings eight draft kings better help but those aren't people that I talk to on the phone.
No.
Oh, and BetterHealth.
Yeah, those are people that somehow come in through…
Audio version only.
Yeah.
But I would be friends with any of those people.
They want to be friends.
They should be our friends.
Yeah.
I think those people just kind of like…
They wouldn't want to be affiliated with the truth of this show.
They're more just like they just carpet bomb all podcasts.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
Just to get there.
You know what I mean?
They're not like.
Whereas I think maybe the people who are affiliated with this show have or like, yeah, we – they're logical. I'm not saying that like – by logical, I mean it's logical to like anyone who's pro-life, even if you are pro-choice.
Because you know their stance is they're trying to stop babies from being killed.
And so no matter what you think about them, to not like them and think, well, that's a fucking person with integrity and values, you're a fucking asshole.
It's a total fair leap.
It's like you are not thinking right.
You are so wound up in your emotions.
Oh, you hear the phone?
Listen.
Oh, yeah.
Man, that thing's got to be hard.
Just start it up.
Oh, no.
I stopped it.
Oh, did you just turn it down?
It's like all that stuff.
It's like what they're doing in Oregon where they're trying to make it so that like you could – they're just straight up saying they want to change the rules of graduation.
They did change the rules of graduation because it's unfair to black people to make them have to read to graduate.
What?
It's fucking crazy. What are the implications of saying that? have to read to graduate what?
what are the implications of saying that?
you're telling me that I can say that
but it's not okay to say black people like watermelon
and fried chicken?
one is a fact
a generalization and a fact
the other is you're keeping those people down.
You're absolutely – you are objectively hurting those people based on the color of their skin, which in terms is racist.
I want to let you guys know I flew into Lebanon a handful of times.
I've been everywhere and done everything, including your mom.
And I flew into Lebanon, and this one time I flew in, as I'm going through – get off the plane and I'm going towards customs, there's a sign on the wall.
I just remembered this yesterday, and it said, no Jews allowed.
It's not like a handwritten.
It's like a big placard.
No Jews allowed.
And no one will be allowed into the country who has an Israeli stamp in their passport.
Damn.
No, you didn't see that.
The fuck I didn't.
I looked at it fucking long and hard.
This is probably 20 years ago.
I was like, wow, that's fucking gnarly.
That's aggressive.
I was in a different mindset. I was like, wow, that's fucking gnarly. That's aggressive. I was in a different mindset.
I was like, yeah, fuck the Jews.
God.
Free Palestine.
Yeah, it's 254.
There's 17 million Mormons.
There's more Mormons than Jews.
Did you see all the protests in San Francisco and stuff?
Against the homeless and drug addicts and i wish no against uh israel and then they went and blocked
the ship that was oh yeah yeah yeah hey dude i'm all for this is gonna be so fucking bad to say
this is gonna this would really disappoint my dad if you block a military vehicle i'm all for um
opening fire. Yep.
I don't think you can do that.
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I don't think you can do that.
Minimum water cannons with unabashed fucking targeting.
Minimum water cannons, whatever those sonic things are where they put out super loud noises.
You cannot do that.
You cannot interfere with the fucking military operations hey if you if you if we were going to go like protest like
like baskin robbins i said yeah yeah and and i gave you 100 million dollars
i said we need to have a campaign to turn baskin robbins evil how many people do you think we
could get there paid to start a protest and then blast it on social media to where
the amount of people that showed up on their own free will unpaid would like triple or 5x the
amount of people that were there paid i could get 10 million people there quickly give you give each
person 10 and 10 million people would show up. That would be my whole budget. I could, I could make it so it collapses the entire fucking,
like everything within 300 miles of there.
I just,
I want people to think along those lines.
Do you think those people are being paid to come out?
I think that anytime we see these protests,
especially when we saw the whole George Floyd thing,
I think with this,
these protests that we're seeing as well,
I think that there's a certain amount of people in there that are pushing an agenda and that
money talks. And I think people, when you have a lot of money or you have a lot of access to
resources like that, I don't think people think in the same way that we do with money and how they
want to use that money. We're like, oh, yay, we don't have to stress and I'm going to maybe own
a home. And people that have real money that are like that are like, okay, how can we manipulate the system?
Okay, well, here's $100 million.
Let's make sure that these are pushed through these media things.
Let's get, you know, 50 people wound up and get them over there.
And then that'll double, triple.
Then we just sink back and let the other people just continue to push our message for us.
And I think if you think that way and then you look at it that way, it might, the veil might pull back a little bit further.
Tank Reeves, Sevan, you got a bit of the mind virus.
Fuck the government.
Fuck the military.
Brown shirts.
And fuck the bureaucracy.
Sorry, not sorry.
Fair enough.
I hear you.
Fucking I hear you, dude.
Remember all that weird shit?
You're 50% right.
Yeah, go ahead.
Remember?
It just seemed really weird and then
same with like the the capital stuff like there's known plants in there oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
and when you have a group and we use the analogy with like a group of boys all you need is that one
that's like hey let's let's hit that window with this rock and then 50 rocks should start flying
across but if you were to individually separate out any of those boys,
none of them would actually throw the rock
except for maybe the one troubled kid that threw it at the first place.
So all you got to do is just pay.
Pay for the troubled kid.
Brittany Ur.
Hey, and you could pay them without them even knowing they're being paid.
You could get them there without even knowing.
Probably.
Yeah.
Brittany Ur Ur
is that related to
Tietumi Ur
I don't know
there was something else
in here.
Okay.
254.
Did we do Jews?
Jews.
1.8 billion Muslims.
15 million Jews.
Think about that for a second.
Oh, by the way.
Oh, here.
Someone said this.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I just want to say this.
You can leave that up real quick.
I want to say this.
Someone said something about white women yeah did you see um ellen pompeo say it's
caucasian women's job to change the race discrimination for acting roles in hollywood
yeah here's the thing what sucks is it does seem like white women are more susceptible to the mind
virus but the truth is it's really the same it's really up to black people they have to fucking they in in whole
if we're gonna do it by skin color they're they're our only hope i've said that for the last three
years the same way it's only if we fucking have to have obese and fat people the next time there's a
fucking vac and old people the next time there's some sort of bullshit about um uh vaccines those
people got to be like no actually
we've made ourselves susceptible don't enforce that and we and we need people like that black
guy that we played earlier to stand up and be like are you out of your fucking mind you're trying to
fucking lower the standards for reading because of black people i mean that's just straight up
saying you think people because of their skin color are retards and and and no no amount of
white people is going to people is going to fix that
because they're scared.
They're pussies.
They are pussies.
One of the most prominent people in the CrossFit community
called me yesterday and they're like,
fucking thank you for being honest.
Like someone all you guys know, everyone knows.
Wish I could be more,
wish I could do,
kind of be more honest. was like not thank you but
don't worry you're not black enough the woke fucking cancerous mindset it's fucking disgusting
so every single one of these fucking black dudes wearing the MAGA hat
like I just want them to fucking run for office.
Okay, Mason Mitchell, we get it.
Okay, here we go.
Now, this is going to be just a show of this.
I know you get it, but this is, I'm just going hard today.
I got so much just like pent up shit. I did a week of no live calling shows.
Ready?
Yeah.
That commission, that commission, that report, the Arab states from which we just heard, Egypt, Iraq, and the others.
How many Jews live in your countries?
How many Jews lived in Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Morocco?
Once upon a time, the Middle East was full of Jews.
Algeria had 140,000 Jews.
Algeria, where are your Jews?
Egypt used to have 75,000 Jews. Where
are your Jews? Syria,
you had tens of thousands of Jews.
Where are your Jews?
Iraq, you had over 135,000
Jews. Where are your Jews? Mr. President,
where is the real apartheid? Why is there a
UN commission on the Middle East?
Pause. Are you hearing this?
If you just look at the facts,
those
fucking countries don't allow
fucking Jews in them.
Egypt, fuck you Jew.
Iraq, fuck you Jew. Iran,
fuck you Jew. Jordan, fuck you Jew.
Kuwait, fuck you Jew.
Algeria, Iran, Syria.
It's so weird when you look at the fucking facts.
Who are the bullies here?
1.8 billion and 15 million.
Who the fuck are the bullies?
Those people can't get out that's Egypt's fault
that is Egypt's fault
their Arab brethren
those are all the same people
Egyptians and fucking Gazians
are the same fucking people
Tank Reeves
And just for the record I love Jewish people
I hate evil whether it's evil Jews
Whites, blacks, Christians, Jehovah's
Look at that Jehovah's
Okay go on keep playing
Include Israel
From the 1960s and the 70s
They refused to include Israel.
Where is the apartheid, Mr. President?
Mr. President, why are we meeting today on an agenda item singling out only one state, the Jewish state, for targeting?
Where is the apartheid, Mr. President?
Yeah, motherfuckers.
I'd like to ask the members.
Yeah motherfuckers I'd like to ask the members
If you're a woman
I want to send all these fucking women
Who are protesting for Gaza
To fucking go live there for a fucking year
I know that's what I was thinking
Why don't you guys go
Segregation is on the grounds of race
I just told you what it was like when I flew into Lebanon
Lebanon, Algeria, Iraq
Iran I just told you what it was like when I flew into Lebanon Lebanon, Algeria, Iraq, Iran
All the countries around there
All have apartheid
Do you know where it doesn't have apartheid?
The greatest country in the world, David Weed
The United States of America
Okay, was there more?
It's just
It's so nuts if you just like spend
Eight seconds fucking thinking about this shit Was there more? It's so nuts if you just spend 8 seconds
fucking thinking about this shit.
252.
Skipping 253.
Bernie,
Egypt doesn't want Gazans.
They're considered destabilizing and undesirable.
Fine. Drop them off in Venezuela and we'll take the ones that make it to the southern border.
The resilient ones.
Mr. Joe Rogan. Thank God they haven't done anything to him. What a gift we have. Here we go. Let's hear it, Joey.
Some of the people they put up ventilators died.
Yeah.
So, in fact, I actually posted about that because I called doctors in Wuhan and said,
what are the biggest mistakes that you made on the first wave?
Those were early on.
And they said, we put far too many people on intubated ventilators.
So then I actually posted on Twitter at the time and said,
hey, what I'm hearing from Wuhan is that they made a big mistake in putting people on intubated
ventilators for an extended period. And that this is actually what is damaging the lungs,
not COVID. It's the treatment. The cure is worse than the disease. And people yelled at me and
said, I'm not a doctor. I'm like, yeah but i do just make spaceships with life support systems what do you do i like that i twiddle knobs i'm like okay great
yeah rock on dude i love that side of elon he did he have a little lisp is elon gay
no i know he's got like 10 wives but yeah but there was something there i heard his lisp and
i got aroused i think he he's trying to be gangster.
He's such a nerd that that's how it comes across.
Oh, really?
He's trying to do a little black vernacular.
It came out homosexual vernacular.
Yeah, he's just too much of a nerd to go gangster.
He goes gayster.
Oh, God.
Elon, I love you.
Don't do that.
Oh, God.
Elon, I love you.
Don't do that.
Something Greg said from the very beginning,
the cure is doing more damage.
And we know this. The cure is doing more damage than the actual disease.
The same thing with George Floyd.
Yeah.
The movement that it caused to supposedly help people with melanated skin
Has fucking ruined their lives
Made it far worse
Yeah
The ventilator
Oh David Weed
Elon's playing you all
He's full of BS
The ventilators were actually great
I'm David Weed
I love a ventilator I I love a ventilator.
I suck on a ventilator so hard.
Oh, I'm David Weed.
Hold on, Spanish boys.
I'll come out and play football with you in a minute.
Football.
I'm David Weed.
I'd use the ventilator.
Football.
I have four ventilators signed by Joe Biden
and collector's items.
The fuck up.
Bruce got my joke.
What was your joke?
I said he was going for gangster.
Oh, yeah, I heard it.
Thank you. I heard it too.
That deserves a little nod.
Yeah, good.
Look at Mason trying to be contrarian again.
Musk has his own agenda.
Everyone has their own agenda.
Everybody does, dude.
Everybody does.
Dan Guerrero,
David looks like he would eat you he'd a hot load out of my johnson down the tube of a ventilator how do you know what he looks like dan
jeez i don't know if i can turn up suze's mic i don't think oh let me see maybe oh maybe all of my talk into it
wait um let me see are all our uh edit audio edit audio avatar oh somebody was used for halloween
it's amazing
uh savvy go to no rep news i can't tell if i like no rep news
um
hi jeremy
i how come i can't oh that's what i was doing how come i can't fucking adjust your mic can
you adjust your mic setting audio because i. Because I think I'm a ho.
That's why.
Oh.
But.
Because you're a ho.
Are you going to no rep news?
I tried to search it, but I don't follow it or I don't know.
Here, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I got it.
Are you finding it?
No rep news.
Here we go.
Podcast.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
That's a fucking great photo of me where's that from it's probably from a thumbnail
that's fucking money look at that fucking slab of meat on my forearms i do have some
fucking monstrous forearms my fucking little body um uh where's my grippers
google awards popular podcast host
with honorary internet medical degree.
Oh shit.
Can you hear it?
I can hear it.
I'm just repping this motherfucker.
Sounds like a squeaking bed.
Remember the good old days when you couldn't trust
anything on the internet uh google awards popular podcast host with honorary internet medical degree
philip kelly you like that you asshole can i click on all the people who liked it let me see
yeah let's dox them hit the 18 we're going hunting oh Oh, great. Now we just feel bad.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
God, dude.
18 others.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know who any of these people are. Right.
Big tasky douche nozzle.
Philip Kelly douche nozzle.
Who else?
David, can you follow? Seema douche nozzle. Philip Kelly, you douche nozzle. Who else? That David guy you follow.
Seema,
you douche nozzle.
Stefan Reckonite.
Oh,
just Tom Work.
Go back to your fucking job.
Fucking Mexican.
Google Awards popular podcast. at least I'm popular
according to Mason
he said what
a symmetric
24.8k
is popular
I want to be popular so bad
less than that
text from my wife I want to be popular so bad less than that
Text from my wife. I wonder what I said it was wrong
Jethro good, dude. Oh
Oh shit, my wife said my wife said you should have waited to the end of the show to eat the taffy meaning like I'm spun out of control. Oh
Are you I don't know I'm about to have another half though just because
she said that oh you rebel um come on guys it's funny no it's not funny no it's not my no david
bad david outdoor dog that's not david i bet you david looks pretty small
because he's always has these larger than life
characters as his avatar.
Yeah.
Therefore, it makes me feel like he's a pretty skinny...
He works out in a global gym.
...ball player.
Ball.
It's weird.
Whoever is...
I don't know who NoRepNews is,
but whoever... I will say this. Whoever Whoever is, I don't know who No Rep News is, but whoever, I will say this, whoever, whoever
it is, is, um, like that, like they're working.
Like I, I, I respect the game.
You know what I mean?
David, that is not you.
Oh shit. That'srian bosman is their logo
oh yeah i used to be the wrong link on the game site that's a no rep back when crossfit was cool
what was it what say that again what was the link it was like if you if the link was like
damaged or wrong or whatever on the game site yeah that page would chop oh right like that oh yeah it'd be aging like that dude what a
fucked up thing to post look what magnus wrote did they did they fix seven's nose like like
it's something's wrong with it dang oh fuck oh my god that one fucking hurt that was like a Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
That one fucking hurt.
That one almost fucking made me want to end the stream.
Oh, my God.
I almost had to run inside and get a hug for my kids to recover from that.
Oh, shit.
Dan's got a good point.
Dan Guerrero.
Why do we have more memes crossfit pages than regular crossfit
pages god damn the crossfit fucking um social media accounts are so fucking bad
yeah they are running around with that halloween one
how about someone pointed out like hey
you just put Darth Vader next to Adler
I was like AI like what
whose idea was that
someone
someone at the game
someone from the media department at the games came up to me and said, hey, we're not all fucking idiots.
And I like you, but I don't think it's cool that you call us all fucking idiots.
I was like, all right.
It was some lady.
It was cool.
What?
No, you weren't with me okay it was issue it was like two fucking camera dorks passing like we were we were like in the warm-up area
behind the north park and we were passing and she stopped me and it was it was it was it was
it was legit like she was like it was legit look at mason says two of them aren't idiots yeah i was
gonna say she's like you know what you're right you're not but your boss is um the people you
report to are but uh but it was um but they're trying their hardest yeah it was it was i liked
it it was like i was like all right cool like i had to like face up to it. You know what I mean?
Like, all right, maybe all of you are an idiot.
No, training page actually isn't good to go.
Fuck Joe.
I wish you wouldn't have said that.
Let me show you this shit.
Good to go or got to go.
Oh, I think he means good to go.
Oh, you're not going to like this, Joey.
You're not going to like this.
This is fucking Tardville.
I just saw this the other day on there.
God damn, this is so bad.
Look at this, dude.
Joe, this is fucking just unacceptable for a fucking brand.
I can't believe you brought this up, Joey.
I'm blaming you.
And so the story is. Look at this fucking brand. I can't believe you brought this up, Joey. I'm blaming you. And so the story is...
Look at this
fucking graphic.
You have the greatest trainer
maybe who's ever lived
in Chuck Carswell talking.
And then this is the graphic.
The person couldn't give me something that I...
You're wasting my fucking time
making me look at this.
You're making me look at this and wasting my time.
I can't read shit.
Do you know what would happen if Greg Glassman saw this when we worked at CrossFit?
Do you know what would fucking happen?
He would call you at 3 a.m. and ask you if you're a fucking moron.
That is not the call you want to get it looks like they like screenshotted that off of
like a google searches image dear dawn who the fuck ever runs your hr call the person in who
posted this and bitch slap them i'm not saying fire them your quality sucks beyond fucking sucks.
I would fucking destroy someone.
Listen, my staff would have never posted something like this.
There's no fucking way.
First of all, Leif Edmondson wouldn't have tolerated it.
He would have fucking got on it even before I could.
This is insane.
You are asking people to look at your shit on social media.
That's what you're doing.
And they are representing your affiliate dollars.
Sousa pays $3,000 a fucking year so that this can represent his gym.
You can't even read what's fucking being said on here.
You just wasted my fucking time. Not me personally.
I'm thankful to CrossFit because this is great content for my podcast.
Wow. time not me personally i'm thankful to cross because this is great content for my podcast wow sorry joe but but maybe you mean uh what was the other gtg would mean got to go got to go yeah and hey i think i know who runs this page and the guy's an absolute
fucking stud i love the guy And I know his team is small
Like non-existent
But this is fucking bullshit
Complete
Fucking bullshit
Yeah
It is bad
Look how right we are
Well
If you could see this you would see that we're right
You would see that work
Capacity across broad time and modal
Domains is like
If you could see this
Oh my god it's so bad
Dude
I'll be honest and I like I'm starting to
I'm starting to have trouble like hanging with
The mothership I really am I'm like losing my
Shit
I know a thousand things like this by the way too That's what's crazy you see how that just popped off on the top of my to have trouble hanging with the mothership. I really am. I'm losing my shit.
I know a thousand things like this, by the way, too. That's what's crazy.
You see how that just popped off on the top of my head?
Joe pointed out. I know a thousand crazy
things like this. I'm sure Sleeky does, too.
I could fucking unravel this whole fucking
thing. Make Hiller look like he's fucking Mickey
Mouse.
It's fucking a joke
What a fucking joke
Hey that's still better
Than anything that's posted
On the fucking crossfit games
Fucking page in the last hundred posts though
So
I mean you're posting star wars characters
What's next lego figurines
God You're posting Star Wars characters What's next? Lego figurines?
God I hope Born Primitive
I hope Born Primitive is the fucking sponsor
For the games this year
I know it's Goruck
But I really hope Born Primitive's in there
So I can fucking get on their jock
And ride them so fucking hard
Compared to those fucking pieces of woke pieces of shit.
I'm noble.
By proxy supporting outwad, which supports fucking child general mutilation through fucking local laws.
Yikes.
Didn't they mess it up?
I think the algorithm doesn't favor like the picture first and then the swipe for the video?
God, Audrey, you're so cool.
Say that again.
Sorry.
Say that again.
I said, didn't they flip flop it?
I thought like the new thing with the Instagram algorithm was like you post the still first and the video second on the slide.
Oh, I don't know.
Is that?
That's like the new thing.
Yeah. oh I don't know is that that's like the new thing yeah I mean if you just follow like you know like
the made like sports center like ESPN or even like Gary Vaynerchuk like a lot of these people
that are really deep in that social media thing and you just watch how all of a sudden all their
posts favor one certain style you could make a pretty decent bet that that they're getting a
higher output from those yeah so they already fucked it up excuse me i know i know
someone should just grab you in a bag of fucking molly and just work out and
and party for fucking three months you're so fucking
wait did they announce it was GORUCK?
I don't know.
I assume it's GORUCK.
Someone told me it starts with a G.
So we were like, I assumed it's GORUCK.
And the president of GORUCK is Jimmy Letchford, who's a fucking stud.
I used to work with that guy.
Yeah.
Fucking G. Fucking love that dude I used to work with that guy. Yeah. Fucking G.
Fucking love that dude.
I'm stoked for that guy.
Goruck's stoked to have him.
And remember Born Primitive on the day on that podcast that Dave did was talking about like,
hey, it was our 10-year goal to be the sponsor of the games one day.
And they're at 10 years.
And that guy's a fucking don't tread on me, dude.
They're at 10 years.
And that guy's a fucking don't tread on me, dude.
You and Audrey should start an OnlyFans page.
I would subscribe.
Yeah, I don't own any of the Go Ruck stuff either.
I don't know if it's overpriced, but it's expensive.
I don't know if it's overpriced.
Everything's expensive.
I've reached that age where I remember when it cost a nickel to go see a movie yeah now it's like 20 bucks for a big mac i wouldn't know
uh there's an article sent to us oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah which is funny because that was
the minimum wage increase we need more money for low-skilled workers.
Okay, here's your more money.
Now everything's more expensive.
Well, everything's too expensive,
and now we need more money for low-skilled workers.
Fucking idiots.
Oh, we killed all the mom and pops along with that.
Have you read the article yet?
I was aware of that article from something else.
Oh.
yet uh i i knew i was aware of that article from something else oh remind me afterwards to get you a subscription to that
as greg said he gifted that to us so i want to make sure i get that for you thank you
that'd be cool uh 250 george we haven't talked about george in a while george floyd
we we always knew remember the sebon podcast always knew that george floyd did not die from a
knee on his neck remember that that was our firm belief now how much do i know that i'm not willing
i'm not willing to bet my life on it but but if you're supposed to have a um if you're supposed
to um there's it's not beyond reasonable doubt to think that this motherfucker did not die from a knee on his neck.
There's like no fucking way.
He had COVID.
He swallowed fentanyl.
He was high on speed, high on alcohol.
It was his third time being pulled over screaming, I can't breathe, when he was pulled over.
Okay.
Here we go. Action. What's going on george floyd story that just came out so it actually turns out pat that
derrick chauvin didn't kill george floyd it was either china or mexico because new court documents
reveal that george floyd died of a fentanyl overdose and not from asphyxiation or strangulation
okay and the reason pat this is random that the court documents came to light is because Amy Sweezy,
she's a former Hennepin County, Minnesota prosecutor who was suing
her employer, alleging she was a sex victim of discrimination, retaliation.
And P.S. Hennepin County is entirely Democrat.
So we all know Democrats don't always find it necessary to follow their loudly
stated rules anyway. So the reason her lawsuit matters is because guess where George Floyd died?
Hennepin County.
And depositions in her case make it clear that the prosecutors always knew that Derek Chauvin and the other three police did not kill George Floyd.
So she's pissed, she's suing, and she's bringing everybody down.
I'm pretty sure the Democratic. OK, so for those of you guys don't know, a couple of things that have been brought to light recently is that I think it was either three or five of the DAs in Hennepin County refused to try the case because they said, no, that guy didn't kill George Floyd.
And we know that because they saw the documents.
But now what's happened is there's a lady there who is accusing the DA who tried that case for sexual harassment, and that's causing this shit all to resurface.
Yeah, I think they got a free show van too, to be honest with you, Mr. Weed.
I think they got to free them.
Yeah, I think they got to free them.
249.
This scares me. I haven't written anything. 249. This scares me.
I haven't written anything.
249.
Oh, here we go.
When that lawsuit, wouldn't that make his case an actual mistrial based off the evidence?
I don't know how that works.
I hope so.
Maybe there's some sort of law.
You can't reintroduce evidence.
I don't know.
I would hope so.
I'd hope that someone would be like, oh, shit, he did die of a drug overdose.
Okay, here we go.
Next five years, high school students in Oregon will not need to perform proficiency tests, show a mastery of reading, writing or math in order to graduate.
And this comes as the Oregon Board of Education unanimously voted to extend a pause on the graduation requirement yesterday until 2028.
They're citing inefficiency and
inequity. Joelle Jones going beyond the headlines tonight to find out what this pause will mean for
students. This is a controversial decision and one that's facing a lot of pushback. While some say
the decision will lower state standards and cheapen an Oregon diploma, the Oregon Department
of Education tells me this policy simply didn't work and
disproportionately harmed students of color.
For the next five years, high school students in Oregon.
That didn't even make sense what she said at the end.
I listened to that like five times before you, that didn't even make sense.
Like we don't even know what she's talking about.
Yeah.
Students of color.
Anyway, there it is.
Oregon, the state that produces
fucktards.
Liberty
Twitcher. Even worse
is what the pause will mean for society as more
and more dumb people become adults and fuck up our
country. That's their next
generation of voters.
Your kids aren't going to get
socialized if you homeschool them.
Oh, darn.
Pretty sure they'll
be socialized just fine if you
bring them around people.
Make them interact with adults.
248.
Man, make him interact with adults uh 248 man this is a fucking there's so many so many good things in the notes so many 248 the hardest hitting oh here we go this is great here we go look at this chick's necklace
what the fuck is going on with her necklace? Anyway, go on. Action. Dominant narrative in America is
white people are evil, white people suck,
we should be ashamed of ourselves,
and... I don't think we should be ashamed of ourselves.
I think that we should take responsibility
for the system that we've created.
The best system in the world?
We do not have the best system in the world.
Who has a better system?
There are many European countries that are much better off than us.
Oh, you mean European countries with a higher density of whites, like Northern Europe?
That's one way to phrase it, I guess.
You don't mean Turkey.
No.
You don't mean Eastern Europe with the communists.
So the only time you can come up with a system that's better than America, it's a country that's more white than America.
Mm.
It's a country that's more white than America.
Emotional damage.
I don't understand.
Hey, David Weed, the greatest country on the planet.
Just because for some reason you're not allowed here for some crime you committed.
You got caught jerking off next to P.V. Herman in a theater. the world mr weed oh my goodness fuck oh my goodness oh my it's just fucking
just unraveling fools where's better start with me where's sorry where's better
oh sweden oh yeah because they have great diversity there.
And it's funny because how many people you think that make that claim
have spent any length of time or tried to start a business
or raise a family or live in the community
of those countries that they're claiming are better?
Zero.
It's fine.
Carolyn, trying to take your job, Sousa.
Clip emotional damage for one of your sound bite buttons.
Carolyn, I would spec that clip in my DM.
You can go ahead and send it to me,
and then I'll upload it into the sound bite.
Thank you.
Fuck.
I think I'm going to...
That's a fucking great idea, right?
Yeah.
Do you know how you record a sound on the roadcaster how i do it or
how it's supposed to be done because those are probably two different ways like do you just hold
the button down and then and then record into this uh yeah if you use the that's what i did
yeah i just pulled this out into the computer and make sure yeah yeah that's how i would do it
and then what do you do to what do you do to activate the button
um fuck i forget offhand let me see if i just hold it hold it down for a second blank one
and then touch it it'll say like empty and then if you click the empty one it'll say sound applause
whatever and then i think there's one for you to like record into okay i'm oh smart pads i went to smart pads i'd have to um and then i hit midi oh
no i hit this one oh plus button uh mixer trigger sound applause oh here's a record holy shit let
me see record testing one two three pause pause stop okay cord testing one two three pause pause stop
Perfect
So now I would have to switch
Uh, uh, hold on, uh, because I recorded a few of them like early on
That that oh, yeah, that one's good
That Oh yeah that one's good
That one
Oh that's a great clip too
White people suck we should be ashamed of ourselves
Oh my goodness
Hey we crossed over the 1500
Uploads
Yesterday
Maybe it's time to start I start putting in some sound effects Hey, we crossed over the 1500 uploads. Yeah. Yesterday.
Maybe it's time to start.
I start putting in some sound effects like white people suck and stuff.
OK, Carolyn, thank you.
What sucks is whenever I'm done with the show, I literally start running out of this room to get to my kids.
Sandra McCaskey i love it when no makeup wearing dykey liberals try to sound smart by
spewing some bs and then get slapped down with a big dose of reality yeah because they just live
in echo chambers so the first time they get out in front of somebody that actually has logic and
does what they're talking about they look like damn fools my goodness so this guy Googles and figure out sound bites on our time. Yeah. Your time.
It's our show.
It's our show, Ken.
I just collect the money from it.
But I distribute it.
It's our show.
Okay, where are we?
They want to keep you all illiterate.7 how do you oh that uh oh no we already did that
one sorry that's just more of the same uh 246 violence violence violence
do you see that little kid i wish i saved it to send do you see that little kid that was uh joe
biden for um halloween and then all of his buddies were like the secret service and administrative
people they like filmed them walking up to us house like mr president mr president and they
like kind of move them this way then he pretends like he's gonna walk off like away from the porch
like mr president this way this way and then they're like come up and he goes they go what
mr president and then everybody goes silent.
He's like, trigger, trigger.
And they're like, okay, turn it off this way.
All of them usher him off.
It was hilarious.
I haven't seen it.
I want to see it.
I should have saved it to send to you.
Okay.
It'll pop up.
Especially now that we talked about it.
Hold on a second. David Weed look at david is such a stud he kills two birds with one stone makes fun of both me and ken easy
seven on ken benches 315. just david swings one of those things around that has the ball and
chain on it and just like takes out everybody it's two dudes at a time. One sentence, two put downs.
Okay, here we go.
Remember, it's a dangerous world out there.
Here we go.
I just don't even know why there aren't uprisings all over the country.
Maybe there will be.
There needs to be unrest in the streets for as long as there's unrest in our lives.
You got to be ready to throw a punch.
You have to be ready to throw a punch. Donald Trump, I think you need to go back and punch him in the face. That I thought
he should have punched him in the face. I feel like punching him. I'd like to take him behind
the gym if I were in high school. If you're in high school, I'd take you behind the gym and beat
the hell out of him. No, I wish you were in high school. I could take him behind the gym. I will
go and take Trump out tonight. Take him out now. When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?
They're still going to have to go out and put a bullet in Donald Trump.
Show me where it says that protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful.
And you push back on them.
And you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere.
I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House.
Please get up in the face of some Congress people.
People will do what they do.
I want to tell you, George Dutch, I want to tell you, Kavanaugh,
you have released the whirlwind and you will pay the price.
We're going to go in there and we're going to beat the s**t out of them.
This is just a warning to you Trumpers.
Be careful.
Walk lightly.
And for those of you
who are soldiers,
make them pay.
I just don't even know why the Trumps
Trump's lawyers played this video of
Democrats inciting violence.
Mm-hmm.
What a world we live in that someone would say that.
Can you imagine getting away with saying some of that shit publicly as a politician?
It's nuts, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, Cuomo is an idiot.
He's a world-class dipshit uh cuomo's an idiot first
amendment the right of people to peacefully assemble
all right yeah it's crazy 245 let's take a small break from all this political nonsense and talk about biology.
Biology.
Biology.
Oh, I have a Colton Mertens video in here, clip in here.
Oh, this is so good.
Listen, listen.
Everyone turn your ears on full blast.
Listen to this. Watch this. This is amazing. This is amazing. Here we go. James Cluck. Here we go.
I apologize.
You're incorrect.
Because we're talking about anatomy, biology.
Like, if you were to have surgery, they need to know what sex you are.
So women...
No, I said I was crossing.
This is very serious what's going on in America.
They're indoctrinating students to go against their parents.
And this is Marxism.
This is socialism.
I'm very familiar with it. And I want everybody to educate themselves.
What a trip, right?
Two freaks. Two freaks.
One of them knows biology.
One of them doesn't.
Yeah. One of them just runs away.
Wow. yeah everyone just runs away wow interesting
biology
244 let's hear about
our great president Joe
Joe Bidden
I can't believe he's the president.
My mom told me to respect our president.
Our president.
Here we go.
The thing primetime has been saying about the FBI and the Biden family has just been confirmed.
For years, we've told you the FBI knew everything the Bidens were up to.
The cash, the Chinese diamonds, American policy for sale.
Not only was Biden blackmailing other countries and other countries blackmailing him, but the FBI was blackmailing Biden.
that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has had 40 informants inside the Biden family for the last 15 years.
What does that mean? It's exactly what you think.
40 FBI informants, going back to the time Joe Biden was vice president, have been providing criminal information to FBI field offices throughout the country. 40 FBI informants
have been feeding the bureau exactly what Joe Biden, James Biden, and Hunter Biden have been
doing all over the world. Primetime isn't sure the FBI had this many informants working on the
Trump campaign. So what does it mean that the FBI has had the Biden family wired? And what does it mean that the FBI Has had the Biden family wired
And what does it mean that the FBI
Hasn't done a thing
Well it tells me that the FBI
Knows all of the president's dirty laundry
And is blackmailing him
Everything primetime
What do you think about that
You think that's true
What part of that you think is true
Probably all of it I think it all works that way hey we need this push through we
can't do that that'd be ridiculous well let me show you this phone call we have on here
how would you like if this if this leaked you think it's that overt yeah what do you think
about this um what clock says i'm surprised jesse can rip the
fbi on fox news um does that take you back to um what they're they're playing us and they
purposely are letting that out now to fuck with us like the whole yeah you think that it's
orchestrated that big yeah because i think there's certain things that they'll that the
news station might allow that as long as it's vague
enough you know they didn't really like it when tucker was started going in too deep
you know hey let's give them let's give them this piece of the puzzle because they can't
really figure out the picture anyways but it validates trust in us yeah that's a great idea
okay give them this piece of the puzzle see check it out it out. This is what this looks like, guys.
Okay, let's make it even more confusing. Bernie Gannon says, sorry, but Jesse Waters is not a credible source. Okay, so someone told him it's okay to say that, right?
Yeah.
You think that was passed through lawyers at Fox?
I'm sure. Yeah yeah however that process goes do you think it was passed by
don when they sent out the email that said the affiliate guy didn't have his l1 you fucking
ding dongs yeah hey oh man oh man i mean, that's probably very similar there.
Hey, guys. I'm the board.
Hey, Don, Dave, check it out.
We have people for you to interview.
Oh, we get to interview people for the new space?
No, we have the people for you to interview.
Oh, come on. Really?
You understand that difference?
But he has some butt buddies in there from Facebook.
Who?
In the, their HR ladies, his butt buddy from Facebook.
John's?
Yeah.
So what does that have to do with their black?
Meaning he chose her.
He chose, like.
Yeah, but that's HR.
Oh.
Like how much is that going to affect affiliates
in like the direction of the company
and different things like that
forward facing at least
very little
when is someone from the board
going to contact me and be like
yo listen
never
they're anonymous
how many people are on the board
listen listen fuck nut
I got 20 million invested in this
what if we give you 10% ownership of the company?
I cannot believe how much I love Noble.
I wouldn't want ownership. I'd want money.
Because who knows what that 10% is going to be worth over time.
So the story is, I can only...
I really want to fucking hunt—
Will someone contact Hiller and find, like, all the athletes?
Contact Hiller and tell them if they've been paid or what's going on at Noble.
I really want to know.
I don't think anybody's been paid from those jersey sales or anything.
I spoke to an athlete yesterday who said that they've been paid.
Oh, they did get paid?
Yeah.
All right. Well, there you go. That they got been paid. Oh, they did get paid? Yeah. All right.
Well, there you go.
That they got paid two days ago, actually, for the jerseys.
Okay.
Why does it take them so long to pay the athletes?
I also heard that Noble basically went bankrupt a few months ago.
That basically what happened was is they had to sell half the company.
Man, people actually invite that todd guy to do shit like he's some sort of fucking thought leader or something have you seen that yeah it's crazy
like like they'll they'll invite a speaker to uc berkeley
and people will get upset but no one will think that the whole organization is shit right they'll they'll invite a speaker to uc berkeley and people will get upset but no one
will think that the whole organization is shit right they'll be like well it's a big massive
organization but when people invite him like that guy you know which guy i'm talking about the
industry todd guy on instagram the noble like like when i when i think of him like when i see him
working with hwpo or go water wherever places i see shit. I just think, I think horrible of them.
I think like,
wow,
you,
you hired someone who worked for a company that enforced injections that
supported by proxy,
other companies that enforce child general mutilation.
Fraser has a kid.
It's fucking weird, man. It's like, like at some point you have to have conviction or values or
like
it's it part of me although god knows it's putting my kids it's it's raising my the money
i'm making from this podcast is helping me raise my kids but it also trips me out like that no like like literally we've had one person come
on this podcast and apologized for what for what they said about greg and yet all these
fucking people are still out there making a fucking living putting food on their table
for their kids and they haven't said shit, they probably don't feel responsible for it.
How could they not for the shit that they said?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's not the type of thinking that I want to try to understand.
Just ignore it, I guess.
Pretend you minimize your part.
Justify it. I guess there was a point in my life where i didn't have values well i i didn't consciously have values
uh t t lander was that rogue invitational getting no attention similar to the games
was that rogue invitational getting no attention similar to the games yeah you're saying clock you're saying that's the kind of bullshit they say greg shouldn't
have said what he said at that time yeah like justify it right yeah they're justifying it yeah
yeah i mean if you go to a jail and talk to every criminal in there how many of them them are going to just say, yeah, I was just a piece of shit and was wrong.
And now I'm glad I'm in here because I deserved it for my actions.
Like a very small percentage.
I would say majority of them are going to be like, well, if you understood the full situation, you would see how I was right.
I do like this.
Han CFL2.
Wadapalooza last year did a jersey sale for athletes.
I got my money three months later.
Competed in January.
Got money in April.
Yeah, and that three months seems fair.
So maybe I'm pushing too. Maybe I'm just looking for a reason to be an asshole to Noble.
There's a bet going on.
What comes first, the payout or behind the scenes the payout
for sure behind the scenes no one should think that behind the scenes is coming out even though
i've seen two episodes now and they're dope when did it come out um when you used to make them in
the past just for reference for all after january after january april right wasn't like april usually
we would wait and there would be a lot of pressure from inside like they would be yelling at me the
whole time and we would have people working on it around the clock and we had shit loads of
resources but the thing is is i always thought it was smart to release it right like right before
the open to get people fired up for the open yeah it definitely was and it was hugely anticipated so keep it in your pants people
well i like it no be pissed and riot burn down the city we want the behind the scenes a 243
camilla princess camilla
princess camilla
here we go Princess Camilla.
Here we go.
I can't use the words to describe in words the words I can't describe.
Okay.
I can't.
How are there not more Kamala impersonators?
Yeah, it's pretty low-hanging fruit, but she's not
very forward-facing anymore.
She kind of just has disappeared, huh?
I guess.
It's like it's fun.
I mean, she's just fun to impersonate as Trump
Yeah
Um
242
Immigration
La
Immigration 242
Oh is she the AI czar now Wow so she's border La immigration 242.
Oh, is she the A.I. czar now?
Wow.
So she's border and A.I.? Oh, this is wild.
This is so good.
This is probably the kind of shit that's been happening, just happens every day, but it's just worth noting.
Here we go.
This video out of San Diego yesterday afternoon,
what you're looking at is three unmarked white border patrol buses. They pull up and they start
releasing several hundred illegal immigrants to city streaks and sidewalks in San Diego across
from a transit terminal. People work on this bus from as far away as China and Pakistan. And keep in
mind, these buses are not from Texas. They're not Greg Abbott's buses. These are the Biden
administration's buses. This is Border Patrol mass releasing people. You can see handfuls of them are
standing around not knowing where they are, what to do, where to go next. And there was a remarkable
exchange between one migrant and a Border Patrol agent as he asked the agent, hey, am I okay to
travel to Chicago? And the agent says, says yep you're good to go take a listen
take a look at this video out of san Diego. I don't know about you guys, but I've never been helped across any border.
I've been I've been to over 100 countries.
And what happens is I buy a plane ticket and I fly there and then I get my passport stamped and then I walk out of the airport and there I am.
Or I walk across the border or I drive across the border.
No government has ever helped me cross a border. They're there to check to make sure my shit's in line, my paperwork suits, whatever criteria they need. are being used to facilitate buses bringing people it doesn't i don't know where what how what is making none of this makes any sense to me why can't those people just stay on the side
and then when they cross they have to show their paperwork and then it's like yeah you can come or no go back to your uh um what are those things called that we have in other
countries uh embassy go back to the embassy and uh get get the right paperwork and try again good
luck like why are those dudes being like we paid for those buses right that's that's our tax dollars
yeah paying the payroll of the people that um are ushering them off the buses too yeah no no no real no immigrants are pro uh that's my sema my dad is furious because he
did it the right way he's so anti-immigration yeah none of the people who came here legally
the mexicans at the border fucking hate this shit well first of all these aren't
fucking mexicans coming across no
he calls the u.s a third world country it's happening aren't fucking Mexicans coming across. No.
He calls the U.S. a third world country.
It's happening.
Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
A bunch of our farm workers just went back to Mexico last week.
We need more seasonal workers in Chicago
to cook in our restaurants.
Fair enough.
Yeah, why not?
I want to show you – how are you doing for time?
Are you good?
Just a couple more minutes and then I'll run to the gym.
Maybe I should skip this.
What's this?
maybe I should maybe I should skip this uh what's this uh um let me see this one real quick 230 oh 237 here we go
237 god I love videos like this this is my favorite kind of stuff I I feel like when I'm
scrolling through Instagram and I see stuff like this, I hit a fucking jackpot.
Okay, listen structure and education.
The median wealth of the average married, college-educated Black family
is about $160,000 more than the median wealth of an average single-parent white family.
So perhaps there are factors beyond just race that if we were being honest in this
conversation, we could collectively tackle and come up with solutions. If the narrative for which
you obtain and maintain power is based on this idea of a victimized community, then you have a
perverse incentive to ignore all of this and just say that America is inherently racist and oppressive.
When you do...
A perverse...
What was the word you used?
A perverse what?
A perverse narrative?
A perverse...
God, this guy...
There's so much fucking data like this.
It's fucking awesome
you know Winston oh smart dude
not even that smart just like a good
dresser and
he's just not stupid
so wait a second you're telling
me that married couples
that are college educated, black and white, make around the same amount of money?
You mean when we factor in everything and not just skew the statistics to tell us what we want them to?
Yeah.
Okay, last one, and then I'll cut you loose, Sousa.
Then we get into the real dirty shit.
236 Fruit Trees.
Oh, this is a YouTube video.
Shit, I hope this doesn't get us in trouble.
Oh, interesting.
This is BJ Penn. Greg developed the word fight gone bad for this guy.
BJ Penn speaks on Hawaiian law banning planting fruit trees. Here we go.
Actually, in Hawaii, that you cannot put any trees with fruit on on it anywhere then it just makes you wonder it just makes you
wonder that what's the you know you you can't put tree you can't put trees with fruit on public
lands trees with food i know that and and uh why and i know but that's everywhere but look over
here look at all the trees you see why Why isn't there food? Because they rather push stuff like social classes,
stuff like the EBT card and these different things.
Why is there no food in any of the trees?
Just think about it in your head.
Take a drive down the road and say,
today I'm going to count how many trees I count before I see one tree with food.
Will you see one tree with food?
And that's what I've've been talking about i mean i
talk about that all the time and it's you know it's it's to push these things it's it's a law
actually in hawaii crazy right that by the way that like i said that's bj penn uh the workout
fight gone bad greg made for him to prepare fights. All those guys like get punched that much in the head,
kind of talk that same way a little bit, huh?
No, that's just,
that's because he's from Hawaii. That's like pigeon that all the,
I couldn't tell if he was like emotional or like,
if he just like has a hard time like getting through that or what though this oh
come on david's trying to agree with you the cte is real with that one no come on that's just hawaiian
don't be racist no no come on my parents lived in hawaii for four years as hippies on a beach
oh that's cool yeah in oahu on the north Shore. Wow. Yeah, we went back there like years ago.
They slept on the beach and shit?
Oh, yeah.
Super poor.
Pretty sure they grew a lot of weed out there.
And then my dad got a job at a construction company.
My mom worked at the Pearl Harbor, like a bank on Pearl Harbor.
Dude, that's so fucking cool.
Yeah.
I like your parents more now.
Not that I ever didn't like
him more yeah my dad said like uh shortly after he graduated high school because my grandpa worked
at like the general mortars plant um over in was like oakland oakland they lived in san leandro and
so he said he packed up his clothes he grabbed a bottle of tequila that's when he could still
take alcohol on the plane and he flew over to uh haw to Hawaii. And a few months later, when he and my mom were dating, she went and followed him out there.
And they ended up living there for four years.
Listen, God, Audrey, you can't get any cooler.
I want to do that with someone.
Man, do it.
BJ's running for governor of Hawaii.
Oh, yeah, this is cool. I's running for governor of Hawaii. Hmm.
Oh, yeah, this is cool.
I used to know about this app.
There's an app called Falling Fruit where you can catalog fruit trees in public spaces.
Yeah, that's fucking awesome.
Oh, that's cool.
Go around and find your fruit trees.
Falling Fruit app.
Man, the liver king is not looking so good.
No.
Fallingfruit.org.
Oh, map urban harvests.
Wow.
Oh, but they don't have it in the United States?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they do.
Oh, this is cool.
Wow. 174,000 trees are mapped in um california interesting
oh oh the people in la have really fucking taken advantage of it 4k and oh look at San Diego wow oh shit the Mexicans are crushing it
dude look at this shit San Diego is where it's at
34 excuse me 34,000 trees
how can there be 14,000 trees?
How can there be 14,000 fruit trees in that one little area?
Yeah, it doesn't sound like a lot. Wow.
There you go.
Wow, that's amazing.
Yeah.
Look, there's a fruit tree by Petco Park.
Sherman Heights, Chicano Heights. a fruit tree by petco park sherman heights chicano heights what is this little tree right here oh oh man look at i'm zooming it uh mexican fan palm Oh, that doesn't count. Are you kidding me?
What fruit does that give?
Mexican fan palm.
Mexican fan palm.
What is that, dates?
Some sort of dates?
I have no idea.
Mexican fan palm.
Mexican fan palm tree.
Wow, they're expensive.
Robust.
Known as common name as Mexican fan palm.
A sky duster palm tree native to Baja Peninsula.
I guess there's like a fruit on it.
Hmm.
It needs what potassium deficiency can cause leaflet what the fuck is the fruit on it i don't know i'm i'm not buying that that's that shit you're not picking food from that tree huh
no no wonder there's fucking 34 000 trees there if they're counting ones like that i need something
i can just walk over and um pick up and eat yeah here look i'll show you a picture of the fruit they're
claiming that comes from it this is the kind of shit like the shit that like ratsies i mean i
hope i'm wrong i hope it's like no shit you can totally eat those yeah dates but you think that
that i'm just when i think of a fruit tree i'm thinking of like i wouldn't i wouldn't consider
an olive tree a fruit tree because you have to treat that shit before you eat it. You can't just eat it.
I'm talking about shit you can just walk over and pick the food off of it.
You'll get Hep B.
Oh, don't eat in your Petco.
You'll get Hep B.
Yeah, mate.
Oh, it's cover for all the weed.
The carnal's grow.
Carnal.
Carnal.
All right.
We didn't get through nearly what I wanted to get through, but it's pretty good.
Oh, tomorrow we have a tomorrow.
Real quick.
I want to tell you this guy we have on tomorrow.
Tomorrow, this guy might be the fucking this guy's like one of the greatest rowers ever.
Like just this giant man. name is jason marshall he has like crazy records on the
machines jason marshall uh where uh oh i can't find him uh jason marshall instagram
ball player came up
It's a virtual
Is this him with 13,000 followers? No, damn
Was uh, was that the guy that um hunter introduced us to
Yeah, hunter. Oh, here he is. Here he is
Ex-pro rugby man five world records on concept two skier
Yeah, this's crazy.
This is a fucking pain cave master.
This will be fun talking to this guy tomorrow.
Look at this fucking
animal.
I don't even do that
machine.
Look it. He wrote, just in case anyone
forgot who the king of this machine is.
Added another world record to the
collection. Who the king of this machine is added another world record to the collection
Man oh man
Look at that's the pain cave face right mm-hmm Wow this dude is a beast
Look at his fucking arms dude man all right anyway this guy'll be on tomorrow morning oh look
banana hammock
all right Banana hammock. All right.
All right.
Look at the people who follow him.
Andre Houdet.
Tanner Shuck.
Got the who's who.
Some guy named Blacksmith.
Blacksmith.
Blacksmith.
Okay. On a final note um this is it i swear this is it this is um uh
just just some words of positivity and love from uh lauren khalil from the lone ranger podcast
here you go 10 things i've learned and actually accepted in the last year
no one is going to advocate for you the way you will for yourself your voice is powerful Here you go. like everyone, but treat them with respect. Be aware of your circle, those who only care about
gossip or use you for their benefit versus who are your stable soldiers that walk through the fire
with you. Social media isn't reality. You never know who's struggling and what someone is dealing
with behind the highlight reel. Other success does not take away from your own deal with your emotions before they bubble up
and you can no longer control them set boundaries not everyone gets access to you and it's important
for your own inner peace be open you never know who you might be helping by telling your own story
thank you a little bit say it again i said she should have just turned that music down just a
hair ah all right love you guys talk to you guys soon bye