The Sevan Podcast - Live Call In | The Monday Show

Episode Date: November 21, 2023

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Bam! We're live probably most you guys aren't into um instagram statistics or or maybe you are maybe i'm wrong i'm not very into them but but but i want to be into them and i like talking to hiller because he helps me. He gives me insights on how to look at them or we share, we discuss ways to look at them besides just the dumb shit that people look at. I know some people are into likes. I literally never look at those but i like comments like the more comments the better but yesterday i was having a conversation with him and my account does not get a lot of if you don't follow me you don't get to see my stuff, basically.

I don't know if it's shadow banning or what they've done, but they've made it so that it's really different. My stuff doesn't get shown outside. Maybe it just sucks. But it's not. So this video I put up this morning and this is the kind of stuff I've been looking at a little bit more lately. I shouldn't say lately. The last 48 hours i noticed this this video i put up this morning with uh about the swolverine 30 off at swolverine on black friday sale

it's there's this stat on my phone it tells you how many of your followers have seen it and it says 1200 and then how many of your non-followers meaning are they showing it to other people that don't follow you it's four it's four four non-followers and 1200 followers have seen it but what's crazy this is what i was looking at uh 4200 plays that means like every person who sees it is watching it four times. It's crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. I made a post lying to you guys, by the way. This is, Laura Horvath's not really coming on the show. I just wrote on there, see you soon.

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Sometimes they don't sync with my phone and my computer. It freaks me out. Okay, there we go. All good. Phone on. You think the phone works today? No, of course it's not. It's not set up.

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Good morning. Cavey Dastro, what's up? Oh, you've watched it 20 times. It's crazy how she goes like this, big black, and she actually puts her hands out like this. Dude, you wouldn't believe the size of my big black. And then that's pretty cool. She set it up perfect.

Rambler, good stats for the cult of Sevan. All right. Loyal fan base, Sevy. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's more than cool. Do you guys see Daniel Brandon selling her couch? Sevan, do you shake hands with those hands? I sure do.

Coke nail and all. Look at it. I'll put it with a black background there you go um anyone else need to say hi to robbie what's up dude mr schindeldecker bruce wayne what's up baby queers a three dollar bill yes i am sean what's up, baby? Queer is a $3 bill. Yes, I am. Sean, what's up, dude?

Good morning. You know what's weird is when I'm looking at my Instagram and I realize I'm not following someone that I thought I was following. Like I realized I wasn't following Tony Blower the other day and he's my friend and I'm like, what? Sev dog. No one's called me that since college. Hey, I really want that couch. I mean, there's no, I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't share that publicly with anyone, but I really want that couch. It would go, it would be dope if I had that in my podcast studio.

Wouldn't it? The Danielle Brandon couch. My God. Mr. We. the daniel brandon couch my god mr weed um i what did i have for you i had something for you you can't remember. I can't remember. I want to tell you guys something personal and private that I normally don't share, but I'm going to share. After Laura, maybe I told you already. After Laura won the Rogue Invitational, I text her.

I said, hey, nice work. And she texts back. That's the first time in a couple years she's texted back. I can tell you what she said, but she actually had to pick up her phone and thumb some shit. Get me a U-Haul, drive it to to you i know that'd be so awesome she should donate that shit to the show i want to talk about it on the crossfit games update show on friday i wonder if that means that her and um does that mean that her and uh snookums are done

i told you that story all right all right all right settle down settle down oh wow another another look at the self-help book this morning i like a fresh look that's cool no no no no no that was different she texted who's this and losing my numbers that was the first time i texted her she said who's this and how'd you get my number that was the first time I texted her. She said, who's this? And how'd you get my number? That was the first time. That was a couple years ago. No, no, no, no. This is new, guys.

This is new. This is since then. This is, that was the first time. This is since then. I'm just telling you, just like after she won Rogue. Get your, get your Savon trivia correct. Come on. Who dis?

Sean, what's up, dude? Morning, Savon. How's your back? You know what's interesting about the back thing is I had hurt my hip a few months ago. It was a trip. I'd never had anything like that. And Chase Ingram was nice enough to FaceTime with me and show me how to roll it out. And he's like, hey, if you do this, it really hurts and breathe into it.

And I'm really good at like hurting and breathing into shit. It'll go away. And he was right. It was a hip pain that I had for like a week nonstop. I rolled it out and it never came back. I think it was IT band or not a hip pain. I rolled something out that was on the side of my quad. I can't even remember, but I just put a shitload of fucking pressure on it with a 45 pound dumbbell

barbell. And I rolled that shit out and it went away. I couldn't even believe he was right. So I've been taking a tennis ball in the same vein of how, of what he told me. And I've been putting it on where my back is really fucked up and just like breathing into it and on where my back is really fucked up and just like breathing into it and laying on my back and and I I I can walk every morning it's crazy normally when I then I

remember years ago when I've hurt my back like this I can't walk in the morning sucks I have to like crawl around and shit but uh last night I rode the assault bike slow for uh two hours I watched a bunch of tommy g because i thought he was coming on this morning and then i and uh not two hours uh 200 calories i rode the assault bike for 200 calories and then um just rolled rolled on my back on that tennis ball so thanks for asking um you didn't look you didn't look rocked and suz's live moving well the long john game was strong. Thanks. Yeah.

10 minutes. I mean, the first 10 minutes I was savage. And then I got, if it wasn't for Pool Boy, I would have stopped for sure. And it's probably good I didn't stop. I mean, I really started seizing up. Olivia, does anyone have experience using a hydrogen water machine, looking into it for my health issues I don't Jedidiah Snelson

I feel you Savant standing for me in the mornings are difficult also Oh Hiller's latest commercial Which one There was one I didn't I thought I didn't I didn't like but fuck everyone liked it let me see does he got a new one

I didn't dislike it I wasn't like it's I was I just thought it was I just it didn't get my attention I wasn't gonna give it I didn't want to give it my attention oh is it is this it attention. Oh, is this it? Oh, oh, shit.

Something new. Okay, let's look. Let's look. Let's look. Let's look. Here we go. Here we go. Hillerfit. The voice of... He's past the lone ranger up as the voice of crossfit here we go oh i can't hear anything oh shit not learning oh i don't like it already with these movements is never learning not learning a board

i didn't hear a word he said how come that's not written on the screen i didn't hear a word that that just said i didn't hear a word yeah it's horrible i hate uh anything besides freak muscles are stupid horrible jerk Stupid growing kids doing anything with that much weight. I hate anything besides freak muscles. They're stupid. Horrible jerk. I like the thought of having a kid. Nah, I ain't into it.

I ain't into it. I ain't into it. I have to talk to Andrew. What's Greg even saying in the beginning here? The risk with these movements is never learning. Not learning them poorly. The risk? Oh, well then I guess he did use examples. I wonder why he didn't use them captions and Have that written on the screen Greg said the risk of these movements is not not learning them as opposed to learning them poorly Music is great.

I think I can see through that go-zulu lemon when she runs over. Maybe that's what he was going for. Just like a little bit of sloppy movement and um, a dangerous shot. Oh that kid's core was just a fucking mess. Man bun. Godzilla. Oi, oi. He's not looking. No, I think it's a boogie, man. You know, maybe tomorrow night we'll look at a bad affiliate.

Ah, God, the audio is so bad. Fuck this thing. It's just noise. It's just noise. It's just noise. Sorry. Strike two for Hiller. But you guys like it. So let's see.

You must have a large media team. Love the promotion. Better than anything HQ has put out. Well, that's for certain. That's for certain. Actually, I'm going to give this a like. How do I like this? Oh, here we go.

It's brand new. Yeah, good on them. Boy, you want to see. It is a trip what's going on at HQ. I don't know if you guys saw this. On one hand, I want to be like. Oh, wait, look at HQ. I don't know if you guys saw this. On one hand, I want to be like... Oh, wait. Look at this. Caleb, what's up, dude?

Hey. Hey, good to see you. Likewise. I'm glad you're here. I have something to show you. Oh, good. I found Tranny Caleb. Really? Yeah. I would love to see this. I don't know if you do buddy we might need a poll okay um uh so you type in crossfit into youtube and then you scroll forever

and then you go to uh videos and oh my goodness oh no oh they have two more videos up since then oh I need to watch these this is fucking bad dude CrossFit pull this one down guys this one is really really really bad look at this is a CrossFit video that just went up and

look at this is a CrossFit video that just went up and look at, look at, this is the first image, second image, third image, fourth image, fifth image, six.

Like, like I'm done. I'm already done. Sorry. And you want me to read that shit on the screen? And I guess, I guess maybe that's why hillary's making commercials because they're doing this and then what's what's wrong with that ad why don't you like it there's

nothing keeping my attention and i can't even see what's going on oh because it's like opaque there's like a black film there's a filter on it it's too close and i'm not interested so here's the thing if you're only going to show me this, at least make me be like, okay, shit, I want to see more. Like you either got to go closer or further. It's like in the horrible zone. Yeah, what is this? This is supposed to appease me because this is supposed to appease me

because it's a morbidly obese woman standing on a box and celebrating. The whole power in that piece is the drawn out version. Not the quick shot of that. This is just bad. And I feel bad for smashing them because at least they're trying, but I think we're too far beyond that. You know what this feels like? This feels like you just opened an affiliate and your cousin made a video for you promoting your affiliate.

CrossFit Beaver. Come to CrossFit Beaver at the Shattuck Inn. We might not have a working bathroom, but we have two acres where you can privately piss and shit yourself. We have one working bathroom. Oh, okay. Sorry, my bad. I don't mean to misrepresent. The Shattuckin. We have a potty you can pee in. Don't drop a

deuce. Exactly. Much better. How would you remake it? I would change the music and use all different images, and I wouldn't have all of this writing. If you're going to make a 48-second piece, it needs to be just bam, bam, bam. Thank you, ma'am. It's got to be fire. You, you, if, if I didn't make, um, I would almost feel bad that I wasted my time watching this.

If I wasn't in the space of obsessing on CrossFit. if i wasn't in the space of obsessing on crossfit this is a cool image mom walking in with a baby and it says welcome badass i mean that's cool but then why do you have this you don't need this writing on here like you have something for me to read and you have writing and you have a powerful image it's it's a mess this is a stroller into the watch it you tell me are you i've watched this video 10 times i still couldn't tell you what the point of it is i don't want to go i don't want to go work out it doesn't make me it does nothing for me it doesn't make me want to take my mom there my kids there my it doesn't it feels like it feels like either two things, corporate douchebaggery or really low rent.

They have a thousand things to choose from in the past that they could have chosen. I kind of want to like sit down. I kind of want to start a stopwatch and sit down and just edit a commercial myself. Now that I'm seeing Hiller doing it and they're doing just be like, okay, this is what it should look like. Probably look a lot better.

Uh, can you name a company as fucked as CF ink that fully, give up, and start a new real one in August? Yeah, because I don't think this brand – that's the thing. I don't think this – I think this brand is – what's the word? It's like bulletproof. This brand has sat on so many grenades, even the whole time I was working there. Man, dude, this thing is bulletproof that that's the cool thing about it you could this thing can take some fucking massive hits massive hits i mean look at the catholic church i mean they gotta they're just fucking they got this image that they're just molesting like that they're

just molesting little boys but as long as you got the fucking connection to God, you're still good. Seema, you're being too harsh, Sebi. This is fine. At least they are doing something. Hold that thought. I hear you. You make fun of them for doing nothing. And now you do something and you are so critical. So let me start by i i said that in the beginning i admitted that like it's hard to be critical but um if if if i if you come to my house and you tell me it smells bad and then the next time you come over and you're like dude it smells worse in here and i'm like what but i i sprayed fart spray everywhere to make it smell better are you like well at least he tried no no you're not you're not gonna You're not going to say that. I almost wish they would just stick to something.

I want to tell you this line that Craig Howard said, and I'm paraphrasing. All we want from HQ is not to fuck up. And I think that this is a fuck up. I don't think this speaks to anyone. Do you think this speaks to anyone. Do you think this speaks to anyone? I don't think this speaks to anyone. Call her. Hi, my phone works perfect. Shalom?

Yeah. Hey. Hey, Dad. Hey, I have a question. Oh. I need to warn you. You might get offended by the question. So, bear warning.

But it's a genuine question. So, Greg Glassman. Yes. I get the impression he doesn't really work out. Okay. Do you know if that's true? And do you know why? He's allergic to it.

To working out. He's afraid he'll get injured. I guess. Okay. Well, the reason I ask is... Brother, people have asked him on this show. Go on, go on. People have asked him on the Mark Bell podcast.

On the Mark Bell podcast, Mark Bell asks him if he works out. Did you see that? I haven't watched that one, no. Oh, there's a section in there. I'm not offended. I'm not offended. Totally fair question. A guy is leading a fitness.

A guy is leading a fitness. That's exactly what I asked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A guy is leading a fitness movement, a nutrition movement, and a lot of people say he doesn't work out. There is one thing you should know about him. Not my place to say, but I'll tell you anyway. Greg Glassman had polio as a kid,

and Greg was supposed to be six feet, probably 6'2 or 6'3. And when you stand next to him, and he has the wingspan of a man who's over six feet. But he's my size. He's 5'5 or 5'6, right? And he has a massive barrel chest. So there's times when I've gone swimming with him and seen him with his shirt off when there's not a scrap of fat on him. And people on the internet are like, man, he looks fat. And if you look at his arms and you look at him, you will see striations in his forearms.

And you'll see he has one massive quad if you look closely when he's wearing jeans. Because the one leg he does have is stupid. But check it out. But I've never said this on the air before. In all the years that I've known Greg, I've never worked out with Greg, except maybe like once or twice I think I did some rowing with him, and maybe occasionally I've done some pull-ups with him. But I've never sat down with him and done Fran or anything like that.

Yeah. Yeah. No, that's interesting. That's interesting. I know, I guess just from, so I'm a member of a CrossFit gym. I love CrossFit. Like, in terms of like people who are 100% bought in on the methodology, I think if the leader of the movement looked like Rich Froning, more people would give it more. And maybe that's not fair, but do you see what I mean? give it more and maybe that's not fair but you see what i mean i i do see what you mean um i don't know if maybe i would have agreed with you at some point but i don't i i i know i don't agree with you anymore because here's the thing okay it's the fastest growing chain in history at its peak when it was growing it was growing faster than starbucks and mcdonald's and subway

combined all three yeah and i know a lot of that has to do with the low barrier of entry but but Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah, absolutely. the fact that he had in the 2008 movie, every second counts, he puts his hand on Jason Kalipa and he points, he goes, this is our product. Yeah.

And so, and so I, I don't know if I, uh, I don't know if I agree with you. I know. I don't, sorry. I don't know.

I don't, I don't agree with you, but I also don't, I'm not like mad at you for like, I'm not like, Hey, that's a dumb thing you're saying. Like I get the sentiment.

I get the sentiment. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's one of those sentiment i get the yeah yeah yeah it's like it's one of those i'm not even sure if it's fair to think that but i do think that do you see what i mean yeah totally totally totally totally yeah um it's like thinking that um i know it's not fair to think that um uh uh the preferred method of execution for muslims is beheading people but i live in london and they chant that shit every other week.

And they occasionally cut someone's head off on the street, so I'm sorry. So it might not be fair to think that, but they can't come in right now. I get it. But it's true. Yeah, cool. I appreciate you taking questions. Big fan of the show. Thank you.

Take care, brother. Hey, hey, hey. Can I ask you a question? Are you concerned that your military is choosing Air Force, Royal Air Force pilots based on their genitalia and their skin color? Because it concerns me. Anyway. John Therrien said, uh uh john theron say hey someone do you think crossfit hq resents decisions are made by cfhq or a board of puppet masters that are getting the strings tangled in knots the cf sith lords are trying to ruin this brand like a fad or run this brand like a fad do you think cfhq reason

here's the thing the people that work there when greg worked there uh probably the new people probably the new people probably just want the old people to all get fired or um shut the fuck up and step in line and the old people who work there are like holy fuck are these new people ever going to get what crossfit really is and so it's not uncommon it's not i mean at some point uh they'll bring someone in who will just fire everyone right and try to start anew and what what will what will be a trip and be interesting is if some of the executive and some of the leadership there that's new actually does get bit and join the cult uh then though then we'll start swaying the other way which which which i think has happened already to some people there like i think some new people are like oh fuck this isn't like what have i gotten myself into man if you want to be an executive and like

build your resume and climb the ranks you are you landed in a weird spot like you belong like at fucking nike or coca-cola or pepsi this crossfit thing is not like it's not yeah i think that they're torn i hope that answered your question you guys want to see tranny um um you want to see tranny tranny tranny caleb boy do i well i woke up this morning and i was like i mean you are on the same wavelength right you were like damn i wonder if there's a tranny version of me i i wonder that every day this would this is caleb uh if you're interested in transitioning i have a i've mocked up a

prototype but you look like six months into transition. So you don't even have to. Let's see. 298. Did you send me the notes? I did. I did. Tranny. It seems very disrespectful to ask you to.

Sevan, don't you think the leader of CrossFit Media should be tall, bald, and a Jew? Yes. should be. Every leader of every media team should be a Jew. Oh, wow. Jews understand. Yeah, wow, right? Excuse me.

Today's going to be a sniffling day. Look at this, guys. Look at this. And I don't want you to think that this is just an accident or the right angle i can't even believe you're both on the screen at the same time oh my god oh my god how long do i have to leave this on the screen for holy shit this show's over We're going to the bar. Is my mic too loud? I think it's good. We're going to the bar. $99.99.

Burnt lumber. CrossFit HQ has an MBA cancer. That's fair. Hey, I'm going to spend $50 of that and bend Tranny Caleb over. Yeah, I like those lips what you're doing with your face right now Caleb let's look at some other pictures of this guy this is incredible

man this is staining people's brains by the way you know that now they're just gonna see me as a tranny yeah yeah dude we got to get you a wig what other what other photos are there of this dude oh oh this one's good damn i need that shirt that shirt is dope

oh that's so good um uh i think vindicate might be having a sale to black friday sale hey we need a shirt like that dude yeah please travis we need a shirt that's like overtly like sexual and objectifying women god damn you want to watch us get ready with me yo yeah okay does he have tits under there I don't know he's hiding them moccasins like a silk tee

I like it wow what is that look it's like Lebowski chic. I, I like the, I don't know what the word is. The style of his tattoos. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's like American traditional. Is that what that is? Yeah.

Like if I would ever get a tattoo, it would be of my wife naked on my form and it would be in that, whatever that is. Those are my favorite kind of tattoos too let me see that like yeah like the way that moon is drawn or those those crown of thorns or yeah yeah I really like that drawing whatever that yeah yeah exactly should be

naked in that exact big old titties god I feel gross looking at his belly button. That's weird. Doody has the Conor McGregor chest tattoo on his left arm. Is that that black thing that Conor

has? That's crazy. I don't know. It looks like a flower. See if I can find a better picture of it. Oh, yeah, yeah yeah maybe you're right is that it it's a koi black koi that looks like his leg dude you know what it is

it's like homosexual kid rock yeah there you go is this guy gay or is this or no I don't know I feel like this is just his Is this guy gay or is this Or no I don't know I feel like this is just his That's his style

Am I gay I'm starting to like him more and more The more we go through his pictures and shit Yeah I like it too Damn There's another shirt that you could make vindicate Oh my god we need a whole line Of hot chick shirts, dude. Like pinup girls.

Yep, yep. Just crazy cleavage and shit. That'd be awesome. Like a girl who has a CEO tattooed on it, like where the tramp stamp goes. Man. Yeah, it's and a flower there you go there's a there's caleb if he was just doing maybe not tranny caleb maybe that was to it just searching caleb yeah if i lived in a van for the rest of my life by myself with the dog this is i found another man caleb sorry caleb yep i'd probably go through crisis like that you know spend all my money on tattoos and never want to talk to anybody ever again uh john thering uh sorry about the spelling and yes you answered it your answer is very accurate

yeah that's the thing you can't blame anyone over there at hq because we were all around get greg getting just the fucking beat down indoctrination, right? Like he was constantly unfucking everyone on how to think. Is CrossFit dangerous? Well, dude, you're going to have to put some orthopedic calamity. There's going to have to be some risk for orthopedic calamity to heal cardiovascular disease or cardiovascular calamity to heal a cardiovascular disease or cardiovascular, uh, you know, calamity. And it's like, you start hearing those things over and over and you start thinking about shit and you're like, oh yeah. And he arms you against the excuses you have in your head and against the other shit dumb people say, and now they don't have that over there, but there will be people over there that if they have the balls will slowly indoctrinate those people. And, and then they'll be like,, fuck, what am I doing over here?

Anyway, I feel like I shouldn't erase that in case we ever need to go back to him. I'm going to keep that. Yeah, I like it. Just see what he's up to. When's his most recent post? Is that guy active on IG? That guy should be a regular. Four days ago he posted.

Okay. We'll keep checking. Looks like he posts in regular intervals It looks like We'll keep that in the lineup That's Beaver If he aligned his chakras I'm going to need to align my chakras How can you not blame them? There are so many videos of Greg available for anyone to watch.

I know. I know. And there's the journal and there's all that stuff. I hear you. Well, it's the sentiment Seema had too. Like, should you give them credit for trying? Not publicly. Not on the front end.

I hear her point, though. You know, you're like, fuck you. You're not doing anything. And then they do something. You're like, fuck, that's horrible. I get the sentiment. She's. But this isn't your kid trying to like.

Once again, this isn't your kid, you know, trying to walk across a balance beam at the park. This is a HQ that is supposed to be supporting 13, mom and pops across the planet that's a really bad video it's not it's not there there's nothing that they're going to put out that's going to that's there's nothing happening that's homeostasis you know i'm saying everything you do is either going to make things better or worse this idea of homeostasis is just not true. I feel like the podcast should sponsor some random influencer like this to go to a gym and get them jacked. Horrible idea. I resent the fact that you got Caleb to nod at that

Is this true? How crazy is it? Cardi B is going out Joe Biden I saw a Cardi B video the other day And I just scrolled right past it I'm like, what the fuck is this? Please tell me you're drinking. How about Kanye? Kanye got a new song out.

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cuts affecting public libraries, local schools, and more. I'm an angry bitch right now. I need y'all to spread this video. If something happens to me, it's because I'm speaking the truth. In New York, there are $120 million budget cuts. It's going to affect schools, public libraries, and police departments.

And $5 million budget cut in sanitation. Bitch, we're going to be drowning in fucking rats. I'm lucky. I'm blessed. She added, I'm whatever the fuck. But what's going to happen to my nieces? What's going to happen to my nephews? What's going to happen to my cousinsces what's going to happen to my nephews what's going to happen to my cousins my aunts and my friends

i don't give a fuck i'm not endorsing any presidents no more cardi said she straight endorsed a fucking nazi i say that with peace and love to uncle joey the worst president in the history of mankind hey um this um i guess kanye's in saudi arabia making his new album i wonder if that how that affects his anti-semitism uh look at look at look at uh where is it uh look at uh 299 preaching to the choir i think it's this one i. I could be wrong. We'll eventually get to it. This one's good Wow, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Oh, no, that's sorry wrong one Let's not show this one quite yet a cardi B cave gastro cardi B has more hours on her knees than she has in a library Wow How about Cape Castro, Cardi B has more hours on her knees than she has in a library, wow how about

300 it's gotta be 300 oh this isn't it, but this is good. Go to the next screen. Here we go. This guy says, what about trauma? Here we go. Trauma.

Essentially, you're finding an excuse for the way you are, which you yourself don't like. See, if something unpleasant happened to you, you have two choices. Either you can become wise or you can become wounded. Choose. More unpleasant things happen to you than anybody else. You must be the wisest man soonest. No, you choose to be wounded because you carry this wound like a badge and so that you can cause the same wound to others. What's the point? When you know the pain of it, how do you do the same thing to me? What about trauma?

So that's the sickness. That's it. He said it. That's the sickness we have in society. We have people who have trauma. We have people who are bringing up their relatives trauma. We have people who are bringing up their ancestors trauma and wearing it like a fucking badge. And you're demanding other people to recognize your trauma. You're demanding other people to have that trauma, even if they had the same experience as you and they got no trauma from it

the world's demanding that you call it trauma imagine that some boys get in a fight at school and they're like fuck that was cool and you walk away and you're like did you ever have this experience Caleb you get in a fight and you get punched and you're like oh shit that's not so bad That's not so bad.

That's not so bad. I remember that. Second, third grade, getting in some fights and being like, oh, this is... I can do this. Especially if there's a yard duty around in case I start losing someone, I'll fucking peel that shit apart. I get this. I get this game.

This is cool. And other people are like the the parents demand that they've been traumatized you can't you can be wounded you can be wounded and you can turn that wound into a power and you can heal from it and you can you can use it as a superpower or You can use it. Sorry. I don't use like that term superpower. You can use it as to be wiser like this gentleman said Or you can play the victim Stay wounded Stay wounded.

34 years old, never been punched in the face. No shit. Wow. I wouldn't go around telling people that. That's crazy. Someone was just telling me that yesterday that – or maybe two or three days ago, it was once again, it was this Facebook executive. They told me that they were in a room with like 20 people from Facebook. And this person said to the room, has anyone here ever been in a fight and not one person raised their hand? Wow. I know that's kind of amazing right yeah I'd be surprised if it was

if you just walked into any room and asked people if they got in a fight nobody everybody would say no I'm not sure you do not have gotten into a fight yeah if you went to public school I didn't even go to that bad of a public school i mean it wasn't good but it was poor but it wasn't but there was there was fights every day yeah no for sure

it's just kids exactly you put them all in the same hour of recess and only have them supervised by three adults and yeah yeah yeah the whole entire playground remember that oh yeah i mean we had like an open campus i think in middle and high school so you could just go anywhere it was crazy there was this kid uh jesse glaze I think I told you this story before, but he would get in a lot of fights. He was like the toughest kid. But he always cried when he was fighting. But he won all his fights.

But he's always crying. I remember thinking that is fucking weird. I think his dad abused the shit out of him. He's got some wounds too, I bet. I think most of those kids at that school, their out of them. He's got some wounds too. I bet. I think, I think most of those kids at that school, their dads abused them.

I saw, I saw a kid, a redheaded kid get beat up at school by his dad. One time after school, no one was on campus. It was just me and this redheaded kid. I wish I could remember his name. The kid scared me,

but I would still hang out with him. And we were hanging out one day after school. I was probably in the fourth grade and his dad beat him up. And I remember, I remember it so well. We were like behind the school or something. Cause there was an old mattress there and his dad was hitting him and the kid would fall on the mattress.

And when he'd stand up, his dad would hit him again. I just sat there and watched it. Yeah. It was fucked up. Yeah. That is, you can't do anything either.

No, no. He could just screaming and crying and shit. Yeah, that's fucked. Yeah, redheaded stepchild, maybe. I wonder what happened to some of these kids. Like, there was a kid in the fifth grade and the police would come i don't know i felt like once a month to visit him that was like before there were police at school you know

what i mean when i was in the fifth grade resource officers yeah god he had a scary name too i don't know if i should say his name but he had a scary name like jack savage or something jason whitmire oh that kid will whoop your ass yeah he was picking on me one time in front of my house i live in this town called pacheco it was fucking a little scary there it was a hell's angels neighborhood lots of fucking motorcycles too many and he was picking on me in front of my house and he was on his and he was on his bike like circling me and shit and like yelling at me and my sister just came and just fucking tossed him off his bike damn she's a good sister okay yeah tranny

caleb uh um uh wounds wounds wisdom wounds That's the whole Democratic Party by the way That's their whole thing Just wounds they just deal with wounds They pass laws about wounds They're trying to protect people from getting more wounds Everything is just reactionary Reactionary reactionary reactionary 293

Have you seen Judy in the comments yet? I don't know. I haven't been paying attention to that very closely Katie Gannon Good morning. I got beat up by a girl once had a golf ball welt on my forehead So I just didn't turn to the side in front of my parents for a week. Oh, that's cool Yeah, victim victim. Yeah. Can you imagine how hard that is? Hi What's up?

And they didn't say anything like your parents were like what's wrong with you I worked I worked that developmentally disabled home. I worked out called our house. There was this chick I would work there with named Veronica. She was the hottest chick you've ever fucking seen in your life. And she was so fucking sexual. It was crazy.

She was this black chick. She was just oozing sex and she was so fucking hot. I couldn't even be around her. I would fucking lose my mind. And, um, and there was this guy austin who worked at my work who was fucking her and he would tell me the stories and it was fucking nuts dude crazy nuts um but one day i was i was i think i was washing my dog in the driveway the home for developmentally disabled adults And this chick Veronica comes up

And she grabs my hose and she goes Your hose is in my way And she pulls it and goes like this to it And the metal came and hit her on the head And dude It turned her into the fucking elephant man Dude You know in the UFC when you see someone who gets

Is it called a contusion or something Dude this thing popped up just huge, huge on her head. I know exactly what Katie's talking about. It was just like, boosh. Fuck. She started, she went and looked in the mirror and she was just devastated on how it changed her look. Yeah. I mean, within 28 hours, she was the hottest chick on planet Earth again.

Didn't matter. Veronica. I wonder what happened to her okay oh yeah yeah yeah asian drivers dude i swear to god it's asian drivers let let let let the fucking stereotype if the shoe fits where i don't know what the line is but jesus h jesusist look at this fucking i assume this is an asian driver i assume jay jing ju ju has his own um driver this is nuts this is a president of china's car almost hits a marine i don't think it's disrespectful i don't think so either these are just fucking idiots but um I don't care that the

marines are saluting them either look at this shit look at look at are you out of your fucking mind look how inch perfect that turn was though it literally right to the tire hit didn't even touch the red carpet that's pretty good turn I imagine that's a tight tight squeeze

wow look at compassion. Well, you're on the same page as you and Seema should fucking get a room. Look at you, Mr. Compassion. Finding the positive. Ready? Doors? What's he doing? Why is he talking? Doors pop?

Because there's two of them. There's that guy and then the guy on the other side of the door opening the door for whoever. Ready, close. Oh my God, bro. That was almost an... I don't really think... No, it's not an international incident.

This guy's a homo. This guy's so lame. He's the worst fucking mill talk dude out there. I apologize for calling him a homo. That was a slip. I should swing my weapons more, more, uh,

use my vernacular more wisely, but he's a dipshit. I don't. But it still is ridiculous. It just lets you know that it's not a stereotype. It's a, it's a, uh,

it's a cultural, it's not even a cultural phenomenon. It's genetic. Asians need wider lanes. That's probably the biggest car that they have too. What is that car? That car is insane. It's his like personal vehicle.

That's basically the same thing as Biden's car. They flew it from China to the United States so he could drive around in it. Yeah. So they don't have to find somebody to borrow a car from. Because also it's bulletproof, bombproof. That seems a little excessive. I don't think so.

No? No, it's pretty standard practice for a lot of politicians, I think. When Biden goes somewhere, we fly a car with him? Yeah. That's amazing. It's like bombproof, bulletproof, all that shit. Tanner Smith yeah that's amazing yeah it's like bomb proof bulletproof all that shit uh tanner smith uh that's a republican being a pussy just saying it's not just democrats who are pussies these days yeah fair enough like you can't that guy is a yeah and hey the marine's a stud isn't

he look at him well yeah look at his body he has a nice body too he's all tight and shit he's using his peripheral vision he notices that it's coming he doesn't just stand there i love how how stupid would he look if he just stood there and then let the car hit him you know it's like you are fully capable of moving out of the way that car is not going to move out of the way that's a good freeze frame nice job i like I like how that guy's fit, right? Yeah, absolutely. He's lean and tall. He's probably got cannon biceps.

I want to see him on the podcast. Can we find that guy? No. Can we? We can try. It's going to be tough. That's what this podcast is about. Who do you interview? Guys who almost get hit by... What's your podcast about? I really like to talk to guys who almost get hit by the Chinese drivers. And you know what?

Maybe it's not fair to lump up the Chinese with the Koreans. Maybe Koreans are great drivers. Maybe Japanese are great drivers. Maybe. Maybe. What are some other Asian brands? Brands. Maybe Filipinos are good drivers

My god Can't believe someone gave us $99 Burnt lumber So sweet of you Thank you I've never even seen that person in the chat before Neither have I Why is this morning show so big

i know i like it all right me too it's nice okay uh so we're learning all sorts of stuff today uh china the chinese guy the big dog flies with his own car um yeah Was that Oh Asian drivers 295 I'm trying to Tell me if you notice a difference in this show than the traditional shows I'm trying to change the mood of the shows a little bit

Okay Oh my god I love this guy Oh my god So this love this guy. Oh, my God. So this guy trains with the guy we had on the show, Nicky Rodriguez. What's this guy's name? Craig Jones. Craig Jones. Thank you, Caleb.

Look at you. This guy's like in the small world of jiu-jitsu, this guy's just like a main character, right? Yep. He's a main character for sure in the world of jiu-jitsu this guy's just like a main character right yep he's a main character for sure in the world of jiu-jitsu and uh and he's internet his internet shit is gold it's always gold but i just love this okay here we go guys we have an epidemic of alpha males in this sport a lot of people think our sport is gay because it looks gay but literally there's nothing gay in the sport than the thousands potentially hundreds of thousands of middle-aged men posting pictures of lions sharks and other apex predators they'll have quotes like I'm gonna read some of these. A king only bows to his queen.

That's serious. Their old favorite, the ground is my ocean. I'm the shark. And most people don't even know how to swim. You're a 30 year old IT worker with three kids. You're not a member of the Gracie family. Please stop saying that. Like to me, when we go back and forth, like, and this is a lot of people think beat me

three times. I've actually beaten him once because we were beefing so hard on the internet. He ended up posting a meme of the Joker saying something like a patient man is a powerful man. That's gay. That's basically astrology for men. But I want to send a message, guys. Please stop listening to your Navy SEAL podcasts.

Get out of the ice bath and just enjoy your fucking adult karate and relax. Guys, we have a... Oh, my God. Oh, that's what I thought of you David When I saw this that's it that is it I'm like oh this David so

This guy is so up David's alley Your adult karate Fuck this guy just fucking Just went into the bar and just started Just punching everyone in the face He just took the lawnmower out and Ran over fucking everybody dude and what's crazy is is i mean really there's like this many guys who can beat him in the world

you know what i mean like yeah like you got to get go you got to bring gordon ryan i mean this guy goes on gordon ryan's page and just fucking i love Gordon, but this guy just goes on Gordon's page and just eats him alive, dude. So good. Yeah. Craig Jones. What a fucking stud. Holy shit. He's great. Our sport just looks

gay. You know what's really gay? Oh, listening to Shark. God. Oh, yeah. Jiu-Jitsu is so gay, dude. Oh, my God. The adult karate comment made it for me.

I was like, is this too long for the show? But then I listened to it twice. I'm like, this is so good. And I thought of David. I was like, okay. I was taking a hot bath, a salt bath with candles lit, watching this, thinking of David. It's like, man. Shit.

Heidi said, I rolled five rounds straight last night and three rounds gay. That's awesome. Does that mean she only rolled five rounds and three of them were gay and two of them were straight or does that mean five she rolled eight rounds last night eight rounds you gotta keep the balance you know

can't be too gay it's gotta be like just enough gay yeah that is true. I'm so manly. I got a shark in my salt bath. That's the only reason why I use salt so I can swim with saltwater sharks.

Oh my god. Good stuff. I think my husband only rolls gay and old. Who wrote that? Ouch. stuff i think my husband only rolls gay and old so who wrote that oh shit oh my goodness jake felton jiu-jitsu has turned into the middle-aged uh dude married with kids that still longs to feel young

has turned into the middle-aged dude married with kids that still longs to feel young. I'll tell you what, man. That shit, my kids... Man, my kids are fucking badasses. All that martial arts, it's paying off. Get them in there. Okay. Thank you, Craig Jones. get them in there okay thank you craig jones um 294 this is uh this is a bizarre this is this is bizarre but i i this is like a dream come true for a young man with these guys what happens to

these guys look at this video you won't even believe this video these guys are out at sea and they see a cargo container floating out at sea it's a bunch of guys on a boat you can go ahead and start the video it's long and i wish i could see the ship they're on but i'm assuming that they're on a massive ship that's like a cargo ship too and i'm picturing them just out in the middle of the sea like look oh that was lightning did you see lightning i thought it was maybe i don't know oh you thought maybe the exposure on the camera yeah but anyway these are just dudes damn on a cargo boat they find a container floating out at sea and they open the fucking container they pull it up next to the boat with some ropes and it's a cargo container full of apple iphones i'm not exaggerating it's probably a hundred thousand iphones and absolutely yeah oh no yeah no

and the guys are laughing iphones are just falling into the fucking Indian Ocean right there. That's crazy, right? Yeah, that's like 20 grand of iPhones just fell into the ocean. Yeah. And then they still have a bunch left. They could sell so many of the, oh my God, that's amazing. I'd love to see what they did, how many they actually were able to save. If that happened, then I wonder how many times a shipping container has just fallen into the ocean like that just off the top of a boat yeah and like millions of dollars just

gets lost at sea that's so cool hey they needed to right away organize a chain of people going up the stairs and handing them up yeah Do you know what I mean? Boxes, just passing boxes up, like whole boxes. I was at the Syrian-Lebanon border. I was at the Syrian-Turkish border. And both of those borders had the strangest policy of getting through.

They have these windows that would open and there would be like 30 people that needed to talk to the guy in the window to get your passport stamped but no one stands in a line so all the dudes it's all middle eastern dudes who are ripe as fuck and you're you're all trying to stick your hand in the window yeah you know what i mean it's like imagine like 30 dicks trying to stick your hand in the window. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like imagine like 30 dicks trying to get into one vagina. It's bizarre.

And no one will stand in line. But if you don't do that, if you don't participate in that, it's not like it's a rude – like in the States that would be considered rude. There it's like a cultural norm. Like it's okay. You're like cocked to ass. You have your cock pressed up against another guy's ass. Another guy has his pressed against you, and you're like cocked ass you have your cock pressed up against another guy's ass another guy has his press against you and you're all just like oh

here take and you're like trying to get your hand in this little bank window it was crazy it's a it's a weird cultural thing they They don't do lines. They just everyone just tries to push and get in the same hole You're like this To take mine, please stamp my passport Yeah, I definitely would have called the cops Hello. Yeah. Yes. We have a Container hundred000 iPhones on it.

Okay, where are you? And you start getting coordinates. Sir, you're in the middle of the ocean. I would have left one of my Apple... What are those things called? Those tags that you can check? Yeah, air tags. I would have thrown an air tag in there. Seven at the Gold Rush.

Hold on, guys. Let's organize here. Oh, my goodness a cave dastro imagine having a nose as big as seven and smelling 30 middle eastern dudes i could identify them all uh i could identify them all i was watching i thought tommy g was going to come on today and i was watching some of his videos and he went to the he did a video uh it says going to the most muslim town in america and um um he calls he keeps calling one of the guys ahmed ahmed ahmed but I'm pretty sure it's Ahmed. Oh, yeah, for sure. It's not Ahmed. That's it. American Middle Eastern.

You fucking whitey. Fucking white douche. You gotta have the... I love me some Tommy G, but I was like, come on. Oh, so it's like the zippers merge. That's a crazy image, Jamie. My zipper did not. Listen, how dare you?

He's ever did not merge with anyone's zipper. My hair smells like cat piss. What do I care Okay Where were we We did Tranny Caleb already Yeah Okay Okay

297 This probably is going to require a break in this show We're going to have to call somebody Call my wife Wait till you see this one This one's crazy Imagine dragons Imagine

Dragging these nuts across your face Bitch Imagine dragons Imagine Imagine dragging these nuts across your face, bitch. Imagine dragons. Imagine dragging these nuts across your face, bitch. Why the fuck does that guy have a nose ring, you fucking dildo? Why? Can I just say one thing that I don't have to judge?

I need my victim shirt. Imagine dragging these nuts across your face. And then he's got to pile on, you stupid bitch. Like, what? What a fucking monster this guy is. And he whispers it too. You stupid bitch. I'm going to go with this manly ass beard,

wear this fucking flannel, put on this dope ass hat, hang out with dragons and get my nose pierced. You douche. This guy's hilarious. I love his shit. You've seen him before? Yeah.

Let's sample something else. Man, that was crazy. I like it how you guys figure me out. I'm so simple. Someone sent that to me. I'm like, oh, I'm that obvious. Thanks for inviting me. All right, man, let's frigging roll. There's so many hot girls here, right?

I've got my eyes on the blonde over there Did she's totally checking you out? Yeah, I think you're right All right Yeah I agree in the hierarchy Of piercings but There's no point in that There's no point in that There's no point in that

There's no point in that You know what you need to do Caleb for April Fool's joke on April Fool's you need to show up on the show with a septum ring and just fucking I'll lose my shit I'll have to get off the show

and call Sousa what are we going to do we would need an HR department dude I can't stare at him with that you can't fire him for that, Sebon. Dude, I can't stare at him with that. You can't fire him for that. Just sit on the whole show with it. Oh, that's a good idea. Go through the hierarchy.

That's good content. Wow. Wow. You know what would be good content, Katie, I think, too? I would like to have a round table in person with you and Patrick and Brian and Tommy

and in the Khaleesi and just discuss what it was like to work at morning chock up oh that redheaded chick I like her I like redheaded girls what was her name. I like redheaded girls. What was her name? Presley? Presley, yeah. That would be good content. I would fucking love that. So tell me.

What's it like, Philip, working for a failing small business? What's it like working for Mr. LeFranco? I heard he was a tortured soul, a genius of sorts. Oh, okay. What would be the hierarchy of piercings? My goodness. There used to be one. I don't see it so much.

Up here. The top of the nose? Yeah, like that bar. Oh, okay okay i wonder if there's like you know like it used to be like if you had your right ear pierced you were gay or your left ear pierced or something um there was um hey hey hey hey katie uh the round table will never happen. Hey, hey, hey. Listen, I'm capable.

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I wonder if all those piercings mean something to people. For some reason, guys think that girls who get their nipple pierced are just like skanks, right? Or like if you have your tongue pierced, you suck dick. Like there's like these like things that like I hear guys say, I'm like, really? Like if a chick has her nipples pierced, she's like a real sexual chick. Have you heard that? Yeah, I suppose. But when I think of a guy who has his dick pierced, I'm I don't think of him as very sexual yeah I don't think so either

I know there's some that like serve some sort of purpose like if you were to get like there's like a spot in your ear supposed to help alleviate migraines oh so that I know a lot of people who get that just because they get like pressure headaches and stuff and so those will those people should just have more sex.

That worked. Yeah. I know a guy. Patrick had something good in here. Oh, morning chocolate isn't failing despite this sale. I don't know Patrick didn't they only have three people working there if your staff goes from like 20 to 3

are you failing or maybe you posted in here they had more than 3 I will say this I'm blown away at how often I see it brought up still so shit who am I and I'm not pushing back on you either like I have no idea if it's failing or if it's not failing maybe it was just wishful thinking on my

part in some vindictive way but it shouldn't be because it's not good for anyone if it fails no there's a group there's a good group of writers still there are you sure you're not just saying that because they're your friends speaking of nibble piercings is daniel brandon still with brute i know we have to find that out oh my goodness i know these people. Really? Yeah, CrossFit Thumbs Up, yeah.

Yeah, that's a good dude. I hung out with – I don't know if he – I hung out with him and his wife at one of the CrossFit medical doctor seminars at HQ. But then I also met him many years ago, him and his business partner with Greg. He's a cool dude. Him and his buddy. I feel like when I met him, he was a kid and then when I saw him again, he was a grown-ass man with a family and shit. I guess that happens to people.

Weird. Well, someday you're probably gonna have a kid Oh yeah CDC I've seen some pretty weird shit in there Most of Most of them are new writers to the space, but not new to CrossFit. They seem like they're very new to CrossFit.

Just saying. But I only see the negative shit. The people I hang out with have a tendency to point out the shortcomings of the morning chaga. So I'll throw that in there as a asterisk give me brian friend part dos already dude you know what it's crazy you say that i wouldn't even know how to do that the same with i would love to have james townsend on again too i feel like i

could talk to him for another couple hours but i wouldn't even know i to do that. The same with, I would love to have James Townsend on again too. I feel like I could talk to him for another couple hours, but I wouldn't even know. I feel like I'd have to start all over again. Did you see my post this morning? I think so, but I don't think I actually watched all of it. I'm so proud of it. You think I should tag Abigail Doman in it? Abby Donut? I mean, she's in it, right?

Yeah. I tag Swolvery. What's up, guys? I'm super excited to tell you all about the huge black... I don't mean to one-up you, but I got some crazy stories about the huge black one myself. What's up, guys? I'm.

Oh, my God. Sam O'Keefe. Well, that's American money. Have a great Thanksgiving. Thanks for the laughs. Oh, look what Jan Clark wrote. I didn't even know this, but it's social media influencer status complete. I was like, oh, yeah, that kind of does like – that's called a stitch when you do that.

A stitch. Wow. Yeah, good job. And we used to have a guest on. Remember the guy from TikTok who had all those followers? And he made his whole thing on stitches. Justin Nunley. Yeah.

Yeah. Justin Nunley. And so we, well, he was the Air Force guy. Uh-huh. And so we, yeah, I did my first stitch. And so Yon Clark's like, yeah, social media influencer status complete. That is kind of kind of rounds me out nicely my skill set like if i was a hunter i'm bow and gun there you go yeah

have a great thanksgiving thanks for the laughs yeah thanks dude let me guys let me know if Dave Castro Puts up his week in review we got to do that We got to do that Mary hi NWR look at Mary what I'm standing on Still to this day When I say,

when I tell, look at everything I have is big and black. Even my toe spacers are big and black. Nice. Like that. Alex Gazan laughed. You can tag her. What do you guys think?

Should I tag Abigail doman in that donut abigail donut oh yeah yeah yeah uh katie did you see pedro did ask me anything while i fly yeah yeah i always make fun of him for that he's a good dude i was ripping on him the other day he's like wait i do those i'm like i know douche it's kind of a i'm okay with him doing them i'm giving him a pass uh brandon uh waddell finally catching a show live love all y'all what's up dude hey where you been man buns unite shit he does have a man bun I want to get so I have a one wheel do you know what that is

yes and I want to get another one and they're so fucking expensive because my kids are now like fighting's too strong but they want to ride together at the same time

and I'm waiting for a Black Friday sale but they want to ride together at the same time. And I'm waiting for a Black Friday sale. They're so expensive. Yeah, they're like $800. No. Huh? Like by the time you get all the pieces, it's like almost $3,000 for one. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. We must have got the cheap one. Oh, you have one? Yeah yeah my brother bought one a while back oh you have the pint yeah yeah you can get just just the most basic shit for probably a thousand bucks yeah i was gonna get the gt damn yeah and then that you know what i mean and then you got if you get like a you want a fender so like like that wheels not staring at you and shit like that. Seriously, those were recalled because people were dying. No shit.

We Google that real quick death on. There's a tab for the recall. Oh, there was a, there was a, there was actually a death by my house on one, but it was an old guy and he wasn't wearing a helmet. When I mean old, I mean like my age, 50. Wow, make sure you have the latest version of the OneWheel app once firmware update is available. Once your OneWheel app and follow the on-screen prompts.

Wow. Oh shit. My ex-husband had a horrible accident on it. You had an ex-husband? Four deaths. No shit. Let me see. Let me read this.

All models of one wheel self-balancing electric skateboards have been recalled after reports of at least four deaths and multiple injuries. 300,000 monowheeled boards manufactured by the California-based Future Motion. This is in my town. Future Motion has received dozens of incident reports involving these skateboards in recent years. Serious injuries such as paralysis traumatic brain injury yeah there's been four deaths imagine the other shit the deaths resulted from head trauma in at least three of the reports people who own one-wheel skateboards should stop using it immediately regulators said the recall affects all one-wheel electric skateboards including one-wheel one-wheel

plus one-wheel xr one-wheel pint one holy shit to address the crash hazard a safety alert feature called haptic buzz will be available through a firmware update for one wheel gt pint xr pint and xr boards for the coming weeks future motions one wheel team said riders can check their boards eligibility and learn more you can get a hundred bucks if you want to get rid of it, though. $100? You should not use OneWheels that are not updated or that are not eligible for the firmware update. OneWheel wrote on its website, while also urging all riders to wear helmets and protective gear.

Yeah, you're crazy if you don't wear a helmet. helmet at the time it said future motion refused to agree to an acceptable recall of the product and its announcement future motion one wheel team said the recall update was a culmination of months of work with cN. Yeah. Wow. Okay. I wish that doesn't really tell me anything. I need to know what's happening. What happened? Justin V.

What happened to the Hiller review shows? Nothing. Nothing. I fucking need to. Dude, once a week, I feel like I say to Hiller, hey, we need to do a show. And he's always like, yeah. And I just, my shit's just crazy. I should have had him.

I should have called him last night when it was not till like 10 o'clock that Tommy G's like, hey. I can't come on. I need to reschedule. He's fucking killing it, dude. His show is killing it. He he's on fire his work's better than ever he's fucking relentless i talk to him every day homie love the dude if you spend an hour at the beach you'll see plenty of accidents on those which beach i was there yesterday for i'm there at fucking 10 hours a week what are you talking about yesterday my kids rode the one wheel for like two hours at the beach tell me which beach la you divorced your husband for Brian? Holy shit. Oh, Brandon Waddell, the feature pushback wasn't enough to warn riders they were going fast.

The recall is to add a haptic buzz on riders. Oh, you know what's interesting is so my nephew was riding my kid's one wheel, and it pushed back, and he ignored it, and he told me he ignored it and tried to push through it, and it threw him off. Yeah, it threw him off. I have not done any throwing. That's not true. I do a lot of underhand throwing to my kids. A lot, actually.

A few times a week. Nothing fancy, but they get on the air runner. And we do a lot of drills on the air runner with them going backwards and me throwing balls at them and them catching balls. I saw this. I saw the stat the other day that one in. In the last seven, it was about a couple of months ago, but it said in the last seven days, one in every eight kids on social media had been approached with some uncomfortable sexual proposition. One in eight. And that one in three have had that happen in their life on social media.

in their life on social media. And I just thought, can you imagine being a parent and you give a device to your child so that predators can get to your children? Like every problem I see out there, like every problem now I see, call me biased, call me myopic, call me self-serving, whatever. Fine. I'm open to all those.

Every problem I see is because people are sending their kids to school. Man. Yeah, this line right here. Lord have mercy if you're sending your kids to school, man. I know it's a bit heavy-handed. I want to talk about it every show. I keep trying not to because I know so many people send their kids to school.

I don't want to alienate you or make you feel bad, but man, if you can get your kids out of school. It's such a fucking good life my kids live. They're so fucking different than the fucking weirdos who go to school. For Caleb's septum piercing fund, keep up the good work, fellas. Thank you. Thanks, dude.

Iota said, you're on the phone all day. Watch TV while you train make two to four hours of podcast per day and can't live without coffee. Are you addicted to stimuli? You know, it's crazy about the coffee thing so that's what I try to tell you this like guys like a week ago And it never came out I have reduced I used to wake up every morning and have a cup of a shot of espresso and then, um, drink a cup of coffee during the show and then take pre-workout, which was like 300 milligrams of caffeine and then have another cup of coffee.

If I did the night podcast. So that would be one, two, three, four, five, six cups of coffee a day. Now one cup of coffee in the morning that's it and if i do another podcast in the evening i just drink um i take a scoop of the

hydration formula that swolverine makes and put a tiny little bit into a cup of hot water yeah just one copy how many cups of coffee you have in day? I don't drink caffeine to work out anymore either. I have pre-workout, and then I have a cup of coffee with breakfast. You start your day with pre-workout? Yeah. Wow. That's a jolt. That's a jolt.

Yeah. Yeah. And then coffee when I get back with breakfast, and then I'll have another cup, probably like two to three cups while I'm working on the house. Depending on if somebody brings me, is able to bring me some or I go get some. Wow, that's a lot. No, I, so a couple things. No, I think a shot of espresso counts as a cup of coffee, and then I have a cup of coffee.

That's two. And then I take the Wolverine pre-workout, but then I also take some other stuff that has a shitload of caffeine. It has 300 milligrams of caffeine, which I was told is equivalent to three cups of coffee. I heard it's 100 milligrams. So that gets me to five. And then what I would really do is I don't actually have a cup of coffee ever. That's it's 100 milligrams. So that gets me to five. What I would really do is

I don't actually have a cup of coffee ever. That's a misnomer. I do shots of espresso and dilute it in water. So the first shot of espresso I have in the morning, I just take. The second shot of espresso I have, I dilute into the CEO cup which is now available for pre-sale. Pre-sale. Who the fuck does pre-sale?

I fucking hate pre-sale. I don't even know if it's pre-sale. I hate that word pre-sale Where's that on Travis's website this is a nice cup my wife my wife has been drinking mushroom coffee My wife drinks mushroom coffee yesterday. She she She's like I can't find my cup. I's like, I can't find my cup. I'm like, oh, I'll make you another cup. Don't worry.

And she, yeah, look at that CEO cup. Dude, that is a nice cup. That's the cup you want. I want like five of them. Yeah, so you know what I've been drinking more of? I've been drinking more. I started drinking some more bone broth just to kind of, I guess, to answer your question, the stimuli. I guess maybe I am addicted to stimuli.

Me too. I guess I am addicted to stimuli. It used to be so bad I could have pre-workout at like 7.30, 8 o'clock at night and still fall asleep at 10. Wow. Yeah, I'm making a conscious effort to just take a break from caffeine that's it good for you thanks and i was gonna cut it out completely and then i was like no just one cup a day school dude you um i don't know if this is true hillar

told me this is i was talking to him about it i was like yeah and i got a really bad headache the first night i had a really bad headache and his was, he said no one's told him this, but this is his theory. And I like it. Caffeine is a vasoconstrictor. And when you stop drinking coffee, your blood vessels expand. And so your brain has more blood in it and it's that pressure from the blood that's causing the headache that would make sense i do really really enjoy uh silence i also spend rain or shine i spend about an hour outside barefoot every day i spend a lot of time in my yard. No phone, no stimulus, no... I really enjoy solitude. Or just laying down. I enjoy laying down.

Someone, did you see the study I sent you about the kids who are almost all geniuses at five, but by the time they reach adult, 2% were genius scientists attributed to school? Yeah. I totally... I appreciate it. Like a half dozen people sent attributed to school. Yeah, I totally, I appreciate it. Like a half dozen people sent that to me and, um, man,

I'm just, it's, uh, yeah. Uh, Burby dude, did I read this correctly? If you purchase Wolverine during the 30% sale with a subscription, you get 30% off for life of the subscription.

I think you did read that. I think that is true, which is crazy. I don't know how they're doing that. I cannot emphasize to you enough how different my kids are. Like in a good way. They're so fucking cool and i'm not saying you can't be a super cool kid if you go to school i'm just saying it's it's it's a trip how different they are than school kids and in every facet they're better subscribe and save 30 and lock in a lifetime of savings or get 30 off any one-time purchase storewide and get free

Domestic shipping on orders over $99 I don't know why you wouldn't just subscribe And then just cancel You know what I mean Like whenever you want it Yeah like why even buy once Like fuck buying once just fucking subscribe And then cancel if you're done

Just subscribe It's like fuck buying once. Just fucking subscribe and then cancel if you're done. Just subscribe. And let me say better just I'm raising them. I'm there for them intellectually and emotionally always. And I'm there to course correct them at all times. So we go into a store, like contact please thank you when they meet people they shake hands when it's just a um and crazy shit still happens i'll tell you a crazy story yesterday i'm taking the kids surfing and i'm driving and my wife is, my wife is in the passenger seat and my two boys in the backseat. There's three back there, but two of them in the backseat, Avi's punching his younger brother in slow motion and making sound effects.

three minutes of this my wife goes hey avi will you stop doing that stop pretending to punch ari and he doesn't say anything and he keeps doing it and then she says it again and i go i oh mama that means yes mom in armenian he goes i oh mama but he keeps doing it and i go i'm watching in the rearview mirror and i go hey Hey dude, uh, how many, how many, uh, how many times did mama tell you to times did mama tell you to do it? And he goes this many. And I'm looking in the rearview mirror and I look at my wife and she looks in the back and she didn't see it. He goes like this. He goes, she didn't see the middle finger. I go, Hey hey i could guess how many burpees that is he goes a hundred and i go that's right and he goes but you come on that was so good you know where he got that from too oh god his dad's a douche but um he he surfed he surfed his assed, he surfed his ass off. Um, he, he surfed his ass

off. And what I mean by that is I got him a shitty $40 wetsuit from Amazon. Uh, he surfed, he started, got so cold, his teeth were shattering. He came out, he ate, he went back out, he surfed again. Then there was some people next to us with the little baby. He played with him and he played with the baby for an hour. And, um we got home and and um i took out greg's back in town i took off to greg's house and i came home and he's like hey just so you know i did 100 burpees i looked at his mom like did you guys did he do 100 burpees and he goes yeah i did it with him i was like damn so i'm not telling you i'm not telling you that there's not like, there's not some vulgarity. My,

my niece will like, she's only not even two yet, but she'll like turn her head and throw her hand at her mom when her mom tells her to do stuff. And I just fucking die laughing. I'm the worst uncle. I just rewarding her. Yes.

I can't help it. It's just hilarious. I'm like, she's's she can't even really say words but she's just got so much that i i'll be a horrible fan i'll just laugh at everything they do horrible yeah uh all right um i think we have some more. Oh. We talked about Chinese drivers. Oh, yeah. Judy's here now. Judy, go back like 45 minutes or something.

Judy, did you see our thing on Chinese drivers? I was going to say I started off saying Asian drivers. I think it was too sweeping of a judgment. Letting the Koreans off. Okay. Speaking of Koreans, Koreans off. Okay, speaking of Koreans, 290. Man, every time I text Hans to

come on the show, he's like, not now. Not now. What does that even mean? I don't know. 290. Here we go. Brace yourself. This is going to get a little crazy. Here we go. All of yourself. This is going to get a little crazy. There we go. All of it.

Even the gay stuff? There. Can you start over again? Hans asked the guy, hey, what kind of porn do you like? And the guy says, all of it. Here we go. Give it porn. All of it. Even the gay stuff?

Oh, shit. That's how it's done. I just made a Biden supporter right now. Oh, really? You support Biden? You are a fag. What's your favorite porn? There you go. Now you know.

Oh my god. I like this conversation here. What happened to Trish? Trish is gone That's all you get That's it I mean they left without Saying anything either She works at morning she went to barbell bend

Or whatever that fucking place is The fucking jackass editor That fucking guy places the fucking jackass editor that fucking guy that fucking I don't know what he is half Jew half Asian the guy with the fro the editor there he I made it behind the scenes one year and he just

fucking he jumped on the seven on his creepy bandwagon and posted something Barbara Ben what's crazy is I didn't see it until years after someone pointed it out to me and then Brian Friend went over there and worked there for like a month I don't know what happened I think Patrick went over there and worked for like a month too listen this podcast isn't successful like based on its merit we don't even know yet this podcast isn't successful Like, based on its merit

We don't even know yet This podcast is successful because it's the only one of its kind in the space There's 10 people doing what Sean Woodland does And Sean Woodland, the Lone Ranger, has stayed on the top of the pile Like, he's the best at what he does But he's competing with 10 people this podcast isn't competing with anyone this podcast just happens to be the only fucking thing like it in the space and so fucking people watch it

and that's the same with barbend that played that fucking thing is not successful the morning chocolate wasn't successful they're just the fucking only garbage in the space. So it's easy. Just find your niche if there's none in the space and just run with it. Oh, God. That's got to offend some people with ADHD Right Maybe My ADHD can only

Follow this format What percentage of you is ADHD So if your ADHD flares up you come over And watch this show Kind of like make you feel normal. I saw some music put to the behind the scenes, Katie. I saw some clips already. It's actually now it's really coming together.

I don't know. I bet you it's two months away. Exciting. Mary Masur Mary Masur she would never be friends with Savon her and Savon would never even meet this podcast is successful because you say things like

if you're a girl in your 20s and listen to this show something's wrong with you I don't know if I've said that, but it's probably. Probably similar. Hey, wouldn't it be wouldn't it? If you're if you're let's say you're a really wealthy guy. You have you have seven properties that are paid for and $18 million cash in the bank

and $20 million in the stock market. What would you look for in a woman? I don't know. You're 37 years old. I probably wouldn't want somebody who's just wants to lounge around all day. Cause if I made all that money, I probably worked pretty hard to get it. Right.

So I would want somebody who would appreciate the money that I've provide for them right if so i want them to have a similar outlook on that so this person wrote me is this a woman i don't know no they just revealed themselves i'm sniffing around. Is this the new Trish? I wonder if I know who that is. Do you text me? Are we text friends? You are not a girl. Dude, no woman behaves like you.

I think if you're a man and you have those means, what you're looking for is a mom. Oh, no, it's not, well-adjusted man is looking for a woman who wants to have kids, who wants to be a mom. Yeah, that too. And so if I'm a woman – and I also think wanting to have kids is probably a natural state for a woman. Although my – and don't get me wrong. I'm just exploring this. My wife didn't want to have kids until she was 39. She saw Greg's wife breastfeeding, and she's like, hey, I want to do that. Yeah, I don't think that people should be doing it as early as they are probably. Having kids?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I'm supposed to say this, but you know Sarah Cox, the CA Peptides lady? Yeah. I think she back-squatted 185 for 20. Damn. I've never done that. Have you done that?

Yes, and I hate it. You hate 20s? I hate 20s. Yeah, 20s are gnarly, dude. Like, those fuck me up. I don't think I've ever done more than 135 for 20. Really? I was a shitty back squatter even when I was, even in my prime.

When I was in college, we used to do one by 20s for everything because i played soccer and so the strength conditioning coach would just always do like he would just like oh you need to do your like it's endurance work so you need one by 20 for every main lift so we're doing one by 20 bench one by 20 strict press one by 20 back squat front squat. Like it was stupid and I just fucking hated it. I never got any better. I will say that it was never any stronger. I never was any. Hey,

faster or whatever. Hi, good morning. Did you back squat one 85 by 20? Fucking nuts. All right. Love you. Bye.

Oh, fuck fuck No way There was this fucking skinny ass bitch That I wasn't a fan of at HQ She fucking was so Weak dude She couldn't do fucking one fucking pull up When she came there Two years in she was always in the gym

muslim chick muslim chick iraqi chick fucking she worked so fucking hard in two years she probably only put on like four or five pounds of muscle her body just didn't change that much she did 155 by 20 and she had fucking like seven strict muscle-ups i know it's fucking nuts my wife showed me a heard this chick on instagram the other day i haven't seen this chick in 10 years her body's insane now yeah 180 which is the male equivalent to 180 dude you want to see something fucking nuts that i saw this is i wonder what you guys are going to think about this look at this um Nuts that I saw. This is.

I wonder what you guys are going to think about this. Look at this. Go to that guy Goob's Instagram account. You know that savage guy Goob. Have you seen his Instagram account? Oh my God, dude. I hope I never fucking cross paths with this dude. I don't want anything to do with him.

He's like Andrew Hiller on meth. Oh, this guy. Yeah, I have heard of this guy. He scares the shit out of me. Look at this fucking guy. Right. Keep going. Look at that post guy, right? Keep going. Look at that post of his on the right right there. Watch what he does here.

This is fucking nuts what you're about to see. Tell me if you think this is nuts. Yo, yo, so the Wuhan Press officially starts at three plates. If you did it thus far, you haven't done it. He called it the Wuhan Press. I don't know what that is, but what you're about to see this guy do with three plates on each side is, I think it's fucking nuts. I never seen anything like this.

Okay. Ready? Go. Look at that. He goes over to the bar, three plates on each side, sits on a fucking bench press, puts, picks the bar up and drops it on his lap

and just starts repping out three plates. What the fuck? Oh my god. How is that possible, what he just did? I want to try that with the bar. He was making fun of some dude for fucking back squatting 135. Calling him a pussy. I was like

oh no. No shit. Cave Dastro did 280 for 20. Is that natural? Hey dude, that dude has pretty good range of motion too to that goob guy yeah he does and those are fucking explosive that's how that guy eviscerates people on instagram too if you haven't seen this guy's account you should check it out you do i i try not to comment

on there at all i don't want his attention at all no way he'll find out like this guy like we'll find out your parents aren't really your parents like he just uncovers some crazy shit this poor guy evan meyer is getting destroyed oh this poor guy no look at this don't even worry about this go go to his most recent post and okay over there on the right yeah okay look this fucking guy does some alpha male training and this guy goob's making fun of him right like hey you're a fucking charlatan yeah now he's telling this guy tries to fight back against goob right he tries to fight back against this goob guy who just did that crazy barbell thing right now goob says hey dude i have fucking dms that you've been sending

to other girls that sometime in the future i'm gonna send your wife maybe not today maybe not tomorrow maybe not next year but you should know i have them i'm like holy fuck that's like some of the most savage shit i've seen on IG Talking that kind of crazy shit to people Graciano did 405 for 20 Oh my Wow You guys are some strong fuckers dude Good lord

I did a 40 pound D-ball For 5 sets of 20 the other day I have 300 by 20 Woohoo Woohoo the other day I have 300 by 20 that's some cold merton shit oh David Blaine BS yeah that you're saying that the way he lifts that up there looks magical yeah he lifts 315 off

the ground hunched over while sitting down and drops it on his lap and then fucking dude the ground hunched over while sitting down and drops it on his lap and then fucking dude i bet you that dude's a crazy good athlete too i bet you like he could jump high and do some weird shit that goob dude oh shit you're natural i think i can do 3 3 15 today i'll get a video jesus criminy, dude. That's the same guy that threw the ball into the bucket, isn't it?

Yeah. And you know what's crazy? I don't know if he staged it, but it does look like it's first try. He only had three balls. That's true. 240 by 20. Damn, Travis. I never even back-squatted 240 for one Really?

Nope You could do that probably Nope No 220 y'all are strong 225 for 20 my god It sucks after 7 Oh That's what's crazy about

You think those are fake plates? seven oh that's what's crazy about uh um you think those are fake plates damn what do the comments say there you guys do think that that's crazy too i'm glad you guys think that's crazy because i looked at that and I was like, what am I even seeing here? I'm training for the 315 press. I mean, dude, he is so thick. Look at him. That guy is so thick. I mean, I don. It's not like he's... Did you call it the Wuhan Press? The method was born from street lifting during the lockdowns, hence the name.

Because nobody had a rack for bench press? I know. It's crazy how strong people are. I didn't realize there were so many strong motherfuckers in here. I didn't know Travis was that strong. That's crazy. Jeez Louise. Jamie Latimer, anything fuckers in here i didn't know travis was that strong that's crazy jeez louise jamie latimer anything over 1.5 uh body weight is crazy for what for oh for back squat oh for 20 yeah i wish i could lift like that yeah no one's talking no one's calling him out

Let's watch it again Yeah see the way his chest is He's big and his forearms and like this development Here on him is just nuts Look at his calves too Yeah he's that's a stout Motherfucker look at him Jeez yeah he's that's a stout motherfucker look at him jeez

I don't understand how he can just rest it on his thighs like that I would squeal like a pig I guess I really am a bitch he's got huge quads too I don't think I've ever seen anybody move that like as easily as Yeah

Jamie what can you Oh we need Gazan to do that I wonder what Like could Gazan just do that with 135 For sure Just like pick it off the ground put it there Boom boom boom bring it down smile And go oh

Philip Kelly looks Looks real after a second look Wow Holy shit I can do 475 for one You benched 475 Nick Bench or back squat?

Oh, back squat? Oh. You all don't get how strong random people are. There are dudes at construction sites who don't work out and are stronger than everyone. Humans are not equal. Dude, my neighbor sometimes when I see him moving around, looks like he could barely move, and yet i see him just like he's a contractor and i see him do stuff with four by pieces of plywood and sheet rock that's like what the fuck it's like grip strength dude

two at a time like it's nothing dude it's trippy talk about odd objects shit's like nothing's ever on your midline it It's fucking a mess. I was trying to move drywall the other day and it was so fucking hard because they come in like packs of two. So then you have to like pinch grip it. Yeah. Or like, and it's too long to like put your arms on either end. It's hard. Zach Jones.

I snatch more than I bench. What the fuck? Um, uh, my, my nine-year-old um uh already has man hands from jujitsu like if he grabs you like like he just grabs you and you're like oh shit like you can't tell it's a nine-year-old's hand like if he grabs you like this like he got you yeah and they're all fucking beat up and thick but you know what i mean yeah five days a week two hours a day martial arts tennis another two hours a day five days a week fucking he just holds on to shit all day fucking grabs you it's like you're toast gonna get that crazy like under barely forearm. Excuse me.

Oh, there's like the big old meat hook. It hangs down. Devin Lorette meat hook. Holy shit. We've been on for almost two hours. What a show. Wow. Did we do tranny, Caleb? Yes.

uh we did we do tranny caleb yes uh what what was what was what what was the dinosaur one again imagine drag imagine i'm dragging these nuts across your face okay how do i do it how what do i say to someone if i call them say do you like imagine dragons yeah and then imagine dragging these nuts across your face. I think that's how it goes. Let's see. Okay. This is my buddy who's a... I don't think he listens to this show.

He's a fire captain. He's the guy who taught me about these nuts. You want to watch it again to prepare? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah. Let's do it. Let me see if I can find his. I don't talk to this guy very often.

Imagine dragons. Imagine dragging these nuts across your face, you stupid bitch. So I will say to him, do you like Imagine Dragons? He goes, Imagine Dragons? I go, yeah. Imagine dragging these nuts across your face, you stupid bitch. So I will say to him do you like do you like imagine dragons he goes imagine dragons I go yeah, imagine dragging these nuts across your face you stupid bitch Okay, yes, that's it yep Do you like imagine dragons Imagine dragons yeah imagine dragging these nuts across your face you stupid and he doesn't know this number either

perfect Imagine dragging these nuts across your face, you stupid. And he doesn't know this number either. Perfect. This guy ain't afraid to fight either. He might get hostile. I'll use a fake voice. All right. You've reached Chad. Damn. Fuck. I really need to get him.

Oh, shit. Sarah says there's this girl at her gym that did 250 by 20. Back squat? Yeah, dude, I got a little fucking... Did your eyes go cross-eyed? Dude, my chest... I hope whoever does that out-of-contact show gets your eyes crossed. I just got a fucking crazy

dose of fucking adrenaline. Trying to call him? Yeah. Let me see if uh oh oh my wife just told me that that chick who was crazy hot that black chick at um that uh where i worked um she did have a really squeaky voice that kind of ruined her i guess i never i now that my wife says that i kind of remember that but i never listened to her voice. I just looked at her.

I was like, she's criming. Oh. Hey, do you like Imagine Dragons? Is it working? Yeah. Do you like Imagine Dragons? I have a question for you. Yeah.

This one's serious do you remember Candace Candace Owens Candace dick fit in that mouth I knew as soon as I said it I was fucked I knew it

damn it Travis oh my goodness that um that um that that post i made today is going to give me so oh shit what's this oh no jason grove uh that post i did today i'm gonna have so much fun going back and reading the comments all day oh i she uh she um abigail commented on it lol I give her a heart back. That's good. Alright, cool. Oh, there's a couple domits posted. Jesus.

Wow. Yeah, this one's gonna be... This is gonna give me stimulus all day. Maria O'Keefe, can you dedicate a show to uh peptides you know i read this book there's a guy who's supposed to be like the foremost expert on peptides and i read the book and it was so fucking bad um i need to find someone who really the problem is here's the thing everyone in the peptide space i feel like is selling peptides so i feel like it's all fucking disingenuous there's this guy i'm gonna see if i can find his book i read his book um and i think he was on the mark bell podcast no

i don't remember which podcast he was on but the book is called optimize your health with therapeutic peptides. And I read the book and I was just like, I don't even know anything more about peptides than when I started. Like I need someone to explain that it's like branch chain amino acids. I need someone to explain what the general theory about them is, who's not like selling them. And I, and I, and I, and i want to know like yeah i yeah find someone for me like who will actually just like tell us what the what the mechanism is i was going to say the sciences but the mechanisms of how they work and like people we can ask questions about questions about it but the people that I've seen talk

about it are always like, even Hooberman, he says all this great shit about him, but then I don't trust him so much either because he's selling a bunch of weird shit too. Extra sloppy. Sebi, one of the guys at our gym started MK677. Is that one of the guys that are gym started mk677

is that one of the peptides that they sell let me look uh okay god that sounds like a lot of muscle to put on in two in two months dude no i don't think they have it. Oh, I don't see that one. Is it a peptide? Is it a peptide? What's it called? MK677. MK677.

MK677. Oh. Ibutamorin? Oh, like they just sell that shit over the counter. Not for human consumption. Holy shit. MK-7-7 is an orally active growth hormone the reversal of diet induced negative nitrogen balance of gh

suggests a possible therapeutic role for growth hormone treatment yeah maybe that shit did um do it do it. Damn. I don't know. That scares me to eat something that changes you that much. Oh, it's a sarm. Oh.

Okay. Jesus, look at that body. Whoa. Ibutamorin you need hillar to weigh in he's on the ricky protocol ricky didn't oh what's up joe different than ricky didn't take that one though right ricky took some other one

all right we did um what's this one candy oh you want to see that you want to see bad parenting I'm positive. I'm too much of a good mood to do. Bad mom. Portland, pretty bad. Oh, 289. This one's good. This is kind of negative, but fuck it. Let's do it. 289. Listen closely to this. There's something in here that really hit home with me. This is Tucker Carlson

giving a little talk here. Listen to this. Here we go. States looks very much like a one-party state. That's a depressing realization, but it's not permanent. Our current orthodoxies won't last. They're brain dead. Nobody actually believes them. Hardly anyone's life is improved by them. This moment is too inherently ridiculous to continue, and so it won't. The people in charge know this. That's why they're hysterical and aggressive. They're afraid. They've given up persuasion. They're resorting to force. But it won't work. When honest people say what's true calmly and without embarrassment, they become powerful. At the the same time the liars

who've been trying to silence them shrink they become weaker that's the iron law of the universe true things prevail the united states looks so you keep hearing over and over now there's all the if you i'm seeing it more and more on instagram the democrats are kind of separating themselves from like the progressive democrats they somehow want to be like hey a little bit of racism is okay these people have taken it too far or a little bit of child abuse is okay but these people have taken it too far a little bit of child genital mutilation is okay but these people have taken it too far and for some reason they don't want to jump ship right they're not like holy fuck that like the in in our in our ideology we have seeds of some really really bad shit that we're trying to normalize.

And so he called it – they are inherently ridiculous, right? Like the pronoun thing, the thing not being able to tell what – be able to say publicly what a man or a woman is. say publicly what a man or a woman is there's so many of these like blacks can't be racist just these ridiculous like shit that's just not grounded in fucking reality at all or logic right two plus two is four is racist because anything where there's only one answer is racist and this is the part that he said they're afraid so that's why they're resorting to force they're afraid so that's why they're resorting to force you you are not paranoid an extremist if you take that to the nth degree, run with that. Let me say it again.

They are inherently ridiculous and they know it's not going to last. So they're going to resort, through their fear, they're going to resort to force. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. It's a pretty positive message what Tucker's saying because it's not going to last. But just remember, like, these aren't cats in a corner. These are cats with rabies.

Remember, their mind virus is fucking, like, real to them. remember their mind virus is fucking like real to them. Caroline M the only way to defend dogmatic, unverifiable beliefs, fear, fear and force. Wow. God,

you need your own fucking podcast. I hate it when someone says something so smart like that in the comments. Like, why am I doing this show? Don't let me repeat, say that again. Caroline M the only way to defend dogmatic, unverifiable belief is fear force.

Man. um katie i um i put a after i saw a chase being katie gannon says do we have a negative image of sarms because of the athletic dq are they actually bad for you um i i uh shows how fickle i am i saw the interview chase did with ricky and i just saw there's one big advertisement for sarms so i went on a website and i found what the best SARMs were. And I was going to order them and take them. And as I went to check out at the shopping cart, you know, this is two years ago. It said, could enlarge your prostate. I was like, all right, never mind.

And I just fucking closed that website. Fucking enlarge my prostate. No, thank you. Oh, oh, MK bloat city. Oh, oh. So, Hillary, you're saying that guy put on 12 pounds because he was bloated? That wasn't 12 pounds of just fucking the rock hard stuff two by the way Hiller

two very positive commercials good job In a row. All right. That one was titled, Crazies Pushed Into The Corner. corner all right thank you guys uh did dave castro oh oh andrew hiller uh hold a shit ton of water good for joints makes you really hungry. It's a growth hormone Secreti gog secreti gog secreti gog secrete her maybe That guy's been taking monthly Dexa scans. I know Dexa isn't perfect, but we've seen results like that Hiller asked Jason about it. Oh

Fuck I got a pee so here's the I I think we're doing the I think we'll do the if Dave posted his shit yet I think we'll do the Dave Castro we can review the Dave Castro he hasn't posted it yet yeah okay I think we'll do that at one o'clock if he posts it seems like Monday's his day right I think so yeah seems to be the trend

oh let's just see really quick can we go over to his that page um I'm gonna there's 42 comments let me see um oh someone says hey dave i've been an affiliate owner since 2008 is there any truth about the franchise talk um how will you handle the massive amount of video review that needs to be done uh dave do you honestly think the execs don has hired de coons and ground particular

good leaders are you programming semi-finals i'm a huge dave castro fan but your answer to the unknown and unknowable is completely divorced from the original meaning dave bring back long socks hey you know what's crazy is how respectful everyone is in here of him and you know why because he's coming on if you don't you're an asshole because he's fucking coming on here every week and letting it hang you know like in all and it's not like he's coming on here and we're like okay we're watching it with an open mind i mean i'm doing a show where we judge him right and his answers scrutinize the poor guy. How will you structure workouts for quarterfinals this time?

A Dave Castro is 100% olive oil supposed to taste sort of grassy. This olive oil is pretty good. Yeah. I used it on some steaks the other day. We crushed it at my house. I feel like I need to save it for certain occasions because I'm not always going to have some. Love the updates, Dave. This is from Eaton Beaver.

You mean there was no ulterior motive other than a few good people trying to keep the community portion of the sport going? I think you should bring back the teams of two online comp. Will the top 25% change your view of programming yeah it's all polite shit I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do for Wadapalooza are you going to that probably not is TDC suppressed

the subscriber count is 16,000? The subscriber count is 16,000. No, 16,000 is good. What's wrong with 16,000? Those are like real. Those are probably like real subscribers. You know what I mean?

And he just he's just started, I think. So I've been going like six months or maybe doing this. Yeah, the channel's been pretty quiet. Dude, it takes a fucking long time. Not everyone can be... Yeah. Someone wrote one time, someone wrote on Hiller's,

look how fast Hiller's channel has grown. Dude, it's just slow and steady he works his ass off yikes doesn't um didn't Bryce Smith start a new podcast yeah I tried to find it at least once a week and I have a hard time finding it.

What's it called? It's called Paul Smith. Is it on YouTube? I have no idea. I don't, I shouldn't do that I shouldn't even look at it I don't want to pick on him at all zero okay um

all right Caleb thank you everyone uh see you tomorrow oh maybe we'll have Tyson Bajan tomorrow. Holy shit How about the Bears up by 12 with four minutes left? No comment Wednesday Greg Glassman love you guys. Oh boy