The Sevan Podcast - Live Call In | This is Your Chance

Episode Date: January 4, 2025

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Get groceries delivered across the GTA from real Canadian Superstore with PC Express. Shop online for super prices and super savings. Try it today and get up to $75 in PC optimum points. Visit superstore.ca to get started. I'm going to design a new season just for the athletes. No. We're doing a one is wrong because they're called qualifier events except that's called a in the Philly one of semi-final pictures arrival season multiple events prize money opportunities compete in person okay awesome how are we going to fund that? The best. What? A man can get. That's so easy isn't it? Okay so just circle back to that I suppose. Are you going to make the athletes pick between the World Fitness Project and the games? No. Yeah not yet. Maybe never. Maybe next year. We haven't talked about it. But we have. But not yet.

First event in May. Semifinals are in May. Qualifiers? Qualifiers are in May. We don't care. Just do the first weekend in May. That's the in-affiliate qualifier. Ah! Semi-final. That's the in-affiliate semi-final. Well, athletes are always saying they want to compete in person

so they can pick. Do online or come to us. So you are making them pick. No. Do the second weekend. No. That's French throwdown. Just do June. The last weekend? No, do it the second weekend. No, that's French throwdown.

Just do June. The last weekend? That's the same weekend as four of the events. Just do June. No, do mid-May. That's TFX. We haven't actually announced when TFX is on yet, so. No.

And do it in oklahoma okay we just decided tfx is in mid may in oklahoma it doesn't matter at least can do any semi-finals so if they're doing our thing they can just go to syndicate and do that one yeah if they're in the West. What what what? So you're making them choose not us not so easy is it? There's been a lot of leaks maybe we should just start announcing stuff quicker like we should announce the prize purse and You know all that kind of stuff that it's 30,000 for the event 70,000 for the final that you're paying out as far as 20th like we should

probably just announce all that stuff not so easy is it fellas room for another one? get out of here Guido f*** off Guido, party's full okay f*** it I'm just going to sell this shit to Saudi Arabians.

Me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's so good. You went scorched earth. Oh, my god. The part at the end with Guido is crazy. Fuck off Guido.

Oh my god. What could he mean by that? Oh. Good morning. Good morning, Miss Vines. Good morning. I was up all night. uh, tending to dying dog. Oh no.

Eyes are burning like crazy. Oh fuck. I was speaking of dog. I hear a dog drinking water. You can hear that. Yeah, it's not, it's not bad. I like it. Makes me feel like we're not alone. Just the two of us. Yeah. As long as your dog is in the room and I gay Is that how you get around it I I Think I have to pull down my post from last night, but yeah, I heard that I

Heard that Craig Richie is really offended by the fact that I'm disrespecting Colton's marriage. The sanctity of marriage. The sanctity of marriage. And he's working on a video now and I just can't take the smoke again. Oh my goodness. It is a, I have to say this is incredibly disrespectful. Did you see Colton's response to it? Yeah. Holy shit, dude. That I woke up to that and I just started laughing immediately.

That's a, that's not, that's not bad for being I hope you find someone who's gonna enjoy Pilates now. That's oh, who's this ocean girly? What the that's that's standee, dude Oh, okay Okay Yeah, I was pretty I really appreciate vindicateicate and Wadzombie and who was the other person? All the people who sent me renditions of that. That was great. Rios sent me one too. Me and my, oh he did, me and my claymation foot.

What is that? Wallace and Gromit? Your Wallace and Gromit your wall's and grommet foot yeah that works Dildo my friend's dog died a couple days ago He said that dog hates me and I corrected him and said no that dog hated you. Oh my god You won't believe how close it is to your foot Yeah, thank you Hans that was inspired by you someone you used I'm the man song yesterday for your foot post I laughed pretty hard good. Yeah, I was trying to pick a song. Yeah, those are my feet My wife told me I should post a picture of the bottom of my feet. Oh That would be

Yeah, you should do that I'll spread it out. I'll wait a couple months The refractory period has to yeah maybe I just thought I I just thought I hated my feet. No I'm not gonna delete it that was a joke. I mean but Craig probably is offended he probably reached out to Colton is like hey that was very disrespectful of what he did to your marriage. Very disrespectful. This is what Colton thought of it. Oh, did you post and replace that hand with my foot? I do not like this painting, Charlie. Oh, shit, how did Colton do that?

It's so good No, no, I'm making that up I mean, I don't know if he Craig rich I who the fuck knows what that wackadoodle thinks And it's Danny DeVito, which is basically Colton Mertens in 20 years And it's Danny DeVito, which is basically Colton Mertens in 20 years. Colton, I mean Colton, Craig Rich, sorry Colton, that was me. Craig Rich, he thinks whatever his comments tell him to think. Hey, that was a really enlightening podcast last night. Wasn't it?

It was crazy enlightening. Doing research on her and then everything that's going on. It was it was crazy enlightening doing research on her and then everything that's going on. It was it was crazy enlightening. I was thinking I was I watched a video this morning of Chuck Carswell talking about taking the level one. And he was talking about reasons you should take the level one. And then I realized that I learned all about CrossFit culture in my level one, like I got my foundation for it there. Right. And like, if you didn't take your level one, you probably don't even know what I'm talking about. When I about CrossFit culture in my level one. Like I got my foundation for it there. Right. And like, if you didn't take your level one,

you probably don't even know what I'm talking about when I say CrossFit culture. And I was just thinking, oh shit, like all these athletes who haven't taken their level one, they don't even know the culture. It's completely, it's like showing up on the moon and not knowing there's not oxygen there. You're just on your own.

Yeah, I fucking love her too. She's great, isn't she? Yeah, I think the only way to kind of express or digest the culture of CrossFit in general is to spend time in an affiliate, obviously, and then take your level one. Those are the two ways otherwise you're just like if you do half of that, okay, he hasn't done either and she hasn't done either. She hasn't gone to an affiliate or taken her level one. Right. It's just a gym that provides equipment that you can

do CrossFit with. You know, it's not the same. It's like you can go to a gym, a military base and go to the gym at the military base and they have the equipment to do CrossFit. However, it is you going to that gym on a military base does not express the culture of CrossFit. Yeah. Lohan and stuff. You're

let me just show you something really quick, Kenneth. Look, I need to show you something really quick, Kenneth. I'm only 20 minutes into the Gracie interview. She seems pretty flat. I never once thought she was flat. Oh God. Never, not even once. He's a misogynist. I never once thought she was flat.

He's a misogynist. I never once thought she was flat. She's a he's a misogynist. I never once thought she's flat. He's objectifies girls and boys Never once thought she's I don't know what the fuck you're you're Listen you can see her in here. I know you can't smell her or touch her or taste her but Two senses that you can interact with or via stream yard to YouTube there's nothing flat about her I don't know what the fuck you have your eyes checked I there's nothing about her that's flat the the

the the the the the the the the the Support your appreciation of my greatest creation ever, women, and I will strike down all men and women who do not appreciate their titties.

Keep fighting the good fight I will reward you when you sit by my side, my son. It's almost verbatim when I heard my dream last night when God talked to me. He doesn't sound quite, his voice isn't quite so deep. God sounds like Satan. It sounds a little satanic, that's right. I've got it. How about this one? Settlement, this is God.

Tiddies! Yeah, that sounds like him. Settlement, I brought Gracie to you in all her glory. Kneel before me and thank me. Thank you, God. Thank you. Thank you. Meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile, hey, it's pretty important that we have a society where women don't get raped, right? We don't want to live in a society where women get raped, right? Yeah, I'd say so.

It's bad, right? Pretty bad. Like we got to like we got to agree on that. 100%. We don't want that no we want our moms and our sisters and Our wives and our cousins and all the girl all the women in our life to be like just chill Just like not have to go outside be worried about getting raped right? Yeah, sounds good to me. It's horrible right pretty horrible zero tolerance zero zero tolerance

It's like It's like having sex with minors. Yeah. You just got to have zero tolerance so that as a civilization we can just cruise around and like it only offers benefits. It's a great boundary to have. No raping kids and no raping, no having sex with raping kids and no raping women. Solid.

I like that, that's good. What percentage of the population do you think would push against that? However many rapists there are in the world, probably them. I bet you it's bigger than you think. Yeah, probably. I bet you, like, even if even let's say, let's say even in a democracy, let's say without everyone on the planet voted and 52% of the people

said it was okay to rape women, we still got to be like, no, the earth's constitution says you can't and we can't allow the demont, we can't let the people vote that one out. Right. It has to be like part of part of your, your, your, your inalienable inalienable rights, not to get raped, not to get penetrated by a penis against your will Yeah Someone sent me a clip yesterday showing basically stating that in the last 25 years 250,000 women individual women have been raped by Muslims in that just in the UK alone. And I was like, well, that doesn't really matter. If you don't know what the general population what they're what they're raping that you know what I mean? Like culturally, we were talking about culture. Like, is that is that indicative of the the Muslim culture?

Because if Christians are raping at 10 times the rate, then what can I do with that data, right? First, I want you to listen to this. British police were called to a house after a neighbor heard screams they found a young girl naked, drunk with seven Pakistani men. Pakistanis, they're Indians basically, they're Indians basically. Just think, if you don't know what Paki's are, they're just Indians. They're just, it's just like, um, they're just Indians. Okay, here we go. And at 2 30 in the morning, the next morning, a woman on the other side of Rotherham picked up the phone and dialed 999 because she'd heard a young girl screaming in the house next door. Lisa had gone around to the house.

They found this 13 year old girl with another young girl. She was almost completely naked. She was blind drunk and she was with seven adult Pakistani men. So you didn't hear that. It was a 13 year old girl naked and drunk. With seven Pakistani men when the when the the Bobbies or whatever the fuck you call the European the English police. She was drunk and leery and South York police arrested the 13 year old girl for being drunk and disorderly.

The station put her in the cells eventually charged her and she was convicted They didn't even question the men as to why they were in a house With a 13 year old girl who was nearly naked in the early hours of the morning This is this is this is the UK's BLM the men in the UK United Kingdom have been completely pacified They're complete fucking pussies. They're completely terrified of being called racist or Islamophobic or Muslim phobic or they're completely fucking destroyed. Hey, this isn't a fucking isolated incident. The United Kingdom is fucking crumbling. I then started doing some research and the data I found was from the That's open borders. That's open borders. Yeah. Let's be clear. No one gives a fuck if you're black or white or Asian or Muslim.

What we want to maintain is the culture and you're letting people into your fucking country at a speed so fast that you can't fucking unfuck their culture where they think it's okay to rape women. to rape women. I believe it's in their book that it's okay. Oh, my bad. Yeah, and that's going to be thrown against you that you're Islamophobic if you're against women getting raped. Europe is crumbling, it's gone woke except for Hungary and Slovakia. I think Serbia too. UK is fucked all in the name of diversity.

The establishment turned a blind eye. Yeah, they're terrified. The men there are just straight faggots. They're cunts, they're faggots, they're pussies. Just pick all the things you don't want to be if you're a fucking dude. It's a complete fucking shit show. And all of you fucking foreigners who were against Trump He's like your only saving grace He's your only saving grace because it will trickle over to your countries that like okay, I'm gonna stand up They don't Kenneth lab I thought those men preferred men that's they don't they don't have a preference dude Whatever seizes. Yeah, they'll they'll fuck any hole that there is

Because that's their culture Uh craig reacher's the inbreeding and muslim culture is wild Yeah, it is I I fell down that rabbit hole a few months ago, too Some guy talked about it on rogan the karan says something about raping your slave. He had tons of fucking cousin fucking loads of cousins The Quran says something about raping your slave. You had tons of fucking cousin fucking. Loads of cousin fucking. You're conflating ideas, Pat. You're conflating shit. He's talking about letting the smarty pants Indians

who are good engineers come work at Facebook. Oh. Three times the rate. Yeah, they're having their BLM moment, but with Muslims. They're just terrified. The everyone's terrified just to say the truth. Hey, that culture is rotten to its core. Yeah. We spent 20 years over there trying to fix it. And nothing changed. I played this clip before. It's been a couple of years.

I'll play it again. This is a great one. Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, got booted out of Apple and then they brought him back and he saved the company. We went through that stage in Apple where we went out and we thought, oh, we're going to be a big company. Let's hire professional management. We went out and hired a bunch of professional management.

It didn't work at all. Most of them were bozos. They knew how to manage, but they didn't know how to do anything. And so if you're a great person, why do you want to work for somebody you can't learn anything from? And you know what's interesting? You know who the best managers are? They're the great individual contributors who never ever want to be a manager, but decide they have to be a manager because no one else is going

to be able to do as good a job as them. They don't do anything. They don't know how to do anything. And I've worked with people who know this is true, and they still are enticed by the allure of fucking Stanford and Harvard MBAs. It's crazy. It is crazy. Always hire people who have experience, life experience, job experience over anyone who claims to be a fucking manager The managers don't know how to do shit They're really good at telling people what to do, but they will never be able to themselves Andrew Hiller's video on Erica Folo Some nobody fucking athlete out of Canada with 4,000 Instagram followers has 150,000 views

No way Really? Yeah There's nothing fancy about the editing there's nothing fancy about the audio there's nothing fancy about the storytelling Holy shit, dude. I know it's fucking crazy It's absolutely fucking crazy. So what is fucking Andrew have that no one in the fucking CrossFit space has Experience doing he's a fucking doer Knows how to do he just has fucking tons of experience what he's doing. You can't fucking teach anyone. They have to be doing. I know it's nuts. Look at that. 150,000 views. In two weeks people. And she's closed. Oh, his lazy eye. Yeah,

his lazy eye. That's what he has. Good point. I can't believe that he went to therapy with her. That's crazy. Is Folo great or is Hiller great? I'm not opposed to Folo being great. He's gonna do another one and it's gonna have another 150,000 views and he's gonna flown over there fucking sitting on the worst seat on the plane using his own money again. Anyone who has anything negative to say about Andrew, like not that, you know, I know the negativity is good too, you go fucking pound sand. You're a fucking idiot. Sebi, get full on ASAP. I think she's coming on Sunday. She is. Oh, there you go. Sebi get full on ASAP. I think she's coming on Sunday. She is. Oh, there you go. Let me put that on Streamyard right now.

CK, there's five million Muslims in the US. There's three point five million in the UK. Muslims are a problem in the UK. They are not a problem here. Understand? I don't know what the fuck you're saying. Don't piss me off this morning. Yeah, we're definitely going in the same direction as the UK. It's all the woke culture. It's just people afraid to fucking step up.

I cannot believe how many fucking scaredy cats we live with. We live with so many pussies. we live with. We live with so many pussies. The thing is, even when it happens to these people, there's a cohort that even when it happens to them, even when their daughter gets raped, they still can't stand up. Even when there's boys changing in their daughter's dressing room, they still can't stand up. I'm just going to keep sending my kid to school. Yeah, but they're more worried about school shootings happening. Not the fact that men are changing it. Boys are changing in girls locker rooms. Yeah. Yeah. Math that population UK 68 million versus 335 mil. Yeah. Math that Patty. Hey, praying the Trump administration can turn the ship around. The thing is, is people are going to have to grow people.

Every individual is going to have to grow a backbone. Can you just think about all the parents? Every time I hear those stories and I hear about like boys changing in girls' locker rooms, like what do you, as a dad, how do you, how does your daughter come home and tell you that? And like you not march right down to the school and stand by your daughter's side all day to witness that yourself? Like how do you, I don't understand what, because 7-Eleven won't give you the day off? You can't just march into your boss's office and be like, hey dude, I gotta take the fucking day off. There's a dude in my daughter's dressing room. Yeah, for sure. People are scared of the consequences,

when in reality there's no consequences for protecting your family. Yeah. So that there's another man in the girl's bathroom. No, you can wait by the door, Sean. You can wait by the door. And when the dude tries to go in, you fucking throat punch him. the Thank God for Poland at least they're running a fucking tight experiment over there It's going on in Poland There there they have a fucking no immigrant policy. They don't let anyone in there. They're the safest country in the European Union Wow, I can't even believe they're in the European Union. Maybe they're not they need to get out They need to fucking the European Union needs to fucking separate

need to fucking the European Union needs to fucking separate. Yeah, they they are. They've been a member since 2004. I will say I don't think that they like that. We have our military there but it was in Poland. Yeah. They do pretty well. Otherwise. Do how many how many troops do we have there? We have a lot of troops there. We have a base there. Yeah. Yeah. All the kids should be taught to be proficient with guns and taught how to shoot. I agree. For sure. It's like Red Dawn. You should just teach everybody how to defend themselves in any manner possible.

The tip of the war fell in the water here in Santa Cruz, California. You guys may have seen that story. It was last week. A building, I think it was the bathrooms at the very end of the wharf. The wharf probably, I don't know how many people the wharf employs. The wharf probably employs more than 500 people. There's probably, I don't know, 15 restaurants and 15 shops on it. You know the shops sell like sweatshirts that say Santa Cruz or fishing poles or keychains or you know, just shit like that.

I went to Santa Cruz and the only thing I got was this stupid t-shirt. Yes, that exactly. And the wharf is full and the wharf's big. It's huge. And it has shitloads of cars on it. You know, it's got parking on both sides. There's probably I don't know. I want to let me Google that. How many people, how many cars can park

on the Santa Cruz wharf? It's a pretty decent size lot. 440 spaces. Oh wow. There. And there's probably like 30 shops. You see the end of the war fell in yeah And the story came out yesterday on why they were behind maintenance on the war if you ready for this fucking shit Oh, I can't wait

If there's a seagull Nesting on the wharf, there's to be no maintenance or work to be done within 300 feet of that nest. Yeah, okay. That tracks. attracts. So, let me see, how long is the Santa Cruz wharf? It's 2700 feet. And so if each nest, if the nest are spread out 600 feet apart, because it's 300 feet on each side. You are like five nests. If there's five nests down the length of the wharf of seagull nests you can't do any maintenance on the wharf. That's a rule that was put in by the

California Coastal Commission. A non-elected position. Deep state swamp shit. Gangster shit. You know what I mean? Like they control our coast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then you Google, uh, if you Google, uh, or is there like, uh, are seagulls endangered? No, they've been increasing in population steadily for the last five fucking years. We have a million fucking seagulls in California. I thought it was sandpipers that were like the one that everybody was worried about.

Because when I used to live there, it was like, yeah, we had the beach. When I went to school at UC Santa Barbara, we had a beach closed because of the sandpiper. Yeah, it was like they just nested on the beach though. And then they would just, it was like seasonal or whatever. So why are they worried about? We would be on this beach, there would be like 20 kids on it. It was a beach that could probably hold a thousand people. And we play frisbee and drink and just smoke weed every single day.

And every single day. So one of the sandpiper docents would be like, I like if your frisbee went over like where it was cordoned off, where the ropes were, they'd be like, Oh, you got to leave your frisbee there. I used to just look at them and could go in there and get it. Fuck you. So, fuck you. So what do you think that's going to happen? Are you going to stop all over their fucking nest or something? There weren't even any people down there anyway. It was just fucking retarded libtard more libtard shit.

Hey, where am I supposed to type the questions into? Someone told me the other day if you're still using Google, Seve, you're two years behind. What should I be using? There's always a new browser. Google's the easiest one. Yeah. What do you use? What am I supposed to, where am I supposed to get my data? I just looked at the population of seagulls, millions worldwide.

They don't even have a number, just as millions worldwide. When you type in questions now into Google, it gives you an AI answer, but I would say at least 50% of the time, if I scroll down a little bit, the data I find doesn't comport with the AI data. Yeah, I've noticed that too, when I start looking things up, it'll give you canned answers and a list, but then I click on the links to search further into what they were saying, or what's written on the AI answer. And it's not what's written in the, in the AI overview. So you have, even if you do see that you like, unless you're looking up something that's pretty easily.

How many seagulls in California? This is, this is grok. This is what I should be using. The Twitter AI? God this thing is slow. Jesus dude. I spelled seagulls wrong. There's a spelling error. How many Jason Seagulls are in California?, I can't even get in here to fix it. You got to type it in again. She's also, that's such a ridiculous answer. Okay.

Barry duck, duck, go doesn't track you, but what if I need to look up the same thing twice and I just forgot the answer and I just want to remember how I worded it last time because I remember that the answer was there yeah this is bullshit this says in 1982 there were only a thousand breeding pairs of seagulls I've lived in California my whole life there was there's everywhere you went there's always been a thousand seagulls what What do you mean a thousand breeding pairs? I just looked and I saw like 200 something thousand breeding pairs.

Yeah, I'll stick to being a fucking boomer. I'll be a boomer. Thank you. Oh, fuck you. Seagulls. I went to the animal diversity.org account. That's where I got my seagull information. So the war falls in three people. I don't know if anyone died in that, but three people were supposedly in the bathrooms and fell when it fell. But the irony is now the spot where it fell down, the seagulls can't even nest there anyway because it fell down.

So you were protecting it, but now it's gone. Whitney, we live off the Tennessee Tomba Gui and to Shemeco MS Multiple sclerosis the seagulls come up with barges off the coast and we have them here on the lake 600 miles from the coast Oh, yeah, they're everywhere when I drive inland. I see seagulls. Yeah, they're seagulls everywhere. They're definitely not seagulls They're not they're not stuck to the ocean I've seen them all over the country. Anywhere there's a dump. Yeah, nobody died but they did have a rescue two people from the from the

collapse section. Yeah, I guess there are people that died because of the surf but not because of the peer collapse Google the history of Jewish finance You know while the Muslims were raping people the Jews were making money. I I get it. I Told my I told you about the instructors that said that no Jews died 9-eleven. Oh Yeah, yeah, that was good. I told them about what we found on the 9-11 thing. He's like, see, I fucking told you, dude, none of them are alive, they're not even real people. I was like, oh fuck.

Oh shit. They made up all those names, all those Wassermans are fake? Yeah, I think so. I mean, we found it out ourselves. We looked up that guy, the name that we found, and we were like, well, that's a black guy and a Jewish guy combined. There's no way. Sure enough. Read a history of central banking and the enslavement of mankind by Stephen Mitford, Goodson. She's too. Send me a link to the YouTube video.

Someone, a liberal friend of mine who's like the least conspiratorial person I could ever fucking imagine told me two days ago that Israel knew that those guys were going to attack and let them do it as an excuse to go into Gaza. Oh, with the plane things? Yeah, no. Yeah.

With the, you know, the, the whatever they have January 6th or October 7th, their October 7th event that they knew about. Hey, yeah, I believe that they knew that that was gonna happen. I'm not like I had a million dollars to bet and you had to bet me on one side or another. Like, hey, did they know? Or did they not know? I would bet that they did know it was gonna right, right away they some news or some article came out saying that Israel had known about it. But they were like, there's no way Iran has the capability or

the balls to do it anyway. So they're just like, fuck it, we don't like they had intelligence that there was a compound Iran was using to plan that attack. So they had like practiced it, they'd like done run throughs of how they were going to invade his like Israel with their little paragliders and shit. And I guess Israel was like, their intelligence community was like, nah, like, that's just something that they're toying with, you know, because I mean, we'll do the same thing. And by we, I mean, the United

States, or we'll just like plan stuff out, like, oh, how to like there was a back in the 60s or 70s, we did something was like Operation Red. And that was how are we going to take over Canada? And the Canadians got all pissed about it, because they found out. Oh, and so I mean, when Israel sees something like that, we're like, they probably imagine there's no way that's gonna happen. There's probably 100 plans like that. Oh, absolutely. And I mean, you're probably getting intelligence on them all the time. And so you're just like, okay, well now I have a million of these plans. I guess I know all their moves, but can I do everything to negate all of these?

So are they going to execute them? Candace Owen had a guy on the other day and he was saying that, um, Pearl Harbor, we knew about Pearl Harbor way in advance. Yeah. Yeah. And they basically that it was they let it happen as an excuse to fucking knew and I don't believe that. I don't believe like oh we just let it happen. I believe like oh we knew about it but we just in our infinite knowledge of being America. You're just like, no way, dude, you guys aren't gonna fucking touch us. Corey Leonard, the US government has a contingency plan to invade every country on the planet.

There you go. I also heard that, I mean, fucking who knows what, if anything is true, that the attackers didn't know, the plan wasn't to go kill all those kids at the dance party. The plan was actually to make it into the interior, further into the interior. And that when they saw that, that changed all the plans. Like the New Orleans guy? He's like, I don't really want to detonate this. I'm just gonna go out and shoot out.

Yeah, I wonder what happened there. You think that they just didn't detonate and he tried to? It's possible. There's a lot. Those things are pretty finicky. But I do. That is funny. They're like, you know what, fuck these kids in their EDM concert. Yeah, easy take. Call an audible. Hey, was was a pup right yesterday? I saw yesterday. Maybe he was. Pup was right.

Yeah, I think he was. I hadn't seen anything, any updates on it. And I think it happened while we were on the show that some news outlets were saying that they actually the guy in. Louisiana acted alone. Hey, so if if I make an attack with an ISIS flag, I'm a terrorist? What if I had a Metallica flag on the back of my truck? Then you're a freaking rock star, baby.

You just want to go out and blaze a fire. In a blaze of glory. Yeah. And what about... Go ahead. Did you... There was also something that came out that's saying he was going initially the New Orleans guy. He initially was going to attack his family. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He said he was going to attack his

family and then he's and then he thought about it. He's like, well, everybody's going to perceive that as just some like domestic violence thing. They're not going to see it as like a inshallah, Allah Akbar bullshit. So he decided to change his plan and go after like mass populace, which I wouldn't, which makes sense. I would say if you're going to go after your family, you're like just disgruntled parent or something and you're like pissed off at them. But if you, if you decide to go after like innocent people, then you start that. That's how you would send your message in my mind.

Um, uh, and if you're going to kill your family, you're fucking crazy. Absolutely. I guess, and I guess his mom or something came out saying like, oh, he was a loving, loving husband and took care of his kids and loved them. And yeah, I bet. Sevan was such a loving guy until he just went on a rampage and started killing seagulls at the beach. We should have known he was on his podcast doing all this seagull talk. He killed 3000 seagulls at Capitola Beach and two Muslims. Maga versus woke is a liberal Psyop modeled on the US liberal political spectrum of social versus economic liberty.

I don't know. That's a lot of words that I don't really understand. I will tell you this. I will tell you this. I realized yesterday that the Republicans are just as stupid as the liberals. I had said this before and I was hoping it wasn't true, but the Republicans God is their tranny issue They they If you just if you liberals will fill in the blanks for anything that's like that they don't understand they'll fill in it

They'll fill in anything You know what I mean? Like we need to get rid of hate speech and like all the fucking non NPCs that are liberals like are like yeah fuck hate speech fuck hate speech and they just fill it in Whatever they think hate speech is they can't think for themselves for a second. They don't realize the slippery slope They don't think for a second well, maybe saying I love Jews would become hate speech because it offends Muslims and they I mean they'll bend it anyway and they'll just fill in the

Blank and go with it.. You can say anything to a liberal, it doesn't matter. They'll fill in the blanks and twist it so it fits their brain. I want to believe that conservatives aren't like that, but they so fucking are. All someone has to say is, I believe in God, or God save me, or start spinning some God talk. And they'll just project all the shit that they know and think and believe and feel and know About God onto it and that person gets a pass Yeah, it's it's it's their total

It sucks It fucking sucks It so bums me out and and I guess it's like I guess we're just in this world of like And I guess it's like I guess we're just in this world of like NPCs and you got to just hope and pray that you didn't fall asleep at the wheel You know, you got to like do do stuff to put yourself in check So you didn't fall asleep at the wheel and then just like just ride the pendulum as it goes back and forth back and forth You just got to ride it back and forth

Started reading that or listening to the was that Man Search Revolution or something like that? The Hewley-Ospensky book that you recommended. Oh, yeah. Wow. You did start reading that. Yeah. On Audible. The this one. Yeah. What did you think about that?

I'm only like 30 40 minutes in so maybe a third of the way. And it's it's interesting. Just like like the so it talks about like the levels of consciousness like okay, you have like seven, like the seven levels or whatever it is, and how everybody ends up in like the basement. And then the first level like the basement is like, you're, you're asleep, like actually like physically sleeping in bed, but also, like not aware of your surroundings kind of thing. And then the next level is just like waking. It was something where you're awake, but you're not really

like processing anything, you're just like, NPC, it's just like being an NPC. And so there was something about how if you were to ask somebody, or you tell somebody, hey, you're asleep, they would say, no, I'm not. But then they would think, oh, I am, maybe I am asleep. And then they would just go right back to, they would just revert back to being asleep again.

And so that's, it's very interesting thing about that. Cause you could just, you could point it, you could point at somebody and say, hey, you're not actually paying attention and then they'll be like, yeah Yeah, and then they wake up for a quick second They wake up a quick second and then their brain seamlessly connects the two unconscious pieces together Yep, and then they go right back to like yeah I've said that book to people before and they're like this isn't true. I'm like, it doesn't matter whether it's true

It's just a fucking model for looking at the world. Like what the fuck are you talking about? Is it true or not? It's just like it you know what? I mean, it's just it's just like looking at the world like is in earth wind fire and water It's like it's like it's just it's just a model of just looking at the world It is very interesting. I like the book I'm definitely finish it in the next couple days. Like if someone if someone could see atoms and all they saw were atoms everywhere and then you were like, Hey, there's fire and there's wind. They could say to you their their truth, which would be more real than your truth is like, no, it's the same

shit. That that that book, there's a spot there's a part in that book I can't wait for you to get to where he talks about all the eyes that make up a person. All the eyes don't all know each other. Like there's chunks of your identity that know each other and chunks that don't. It gets really good. It's a great book. I can't believe you're reading it. Yeah, it's good. I like it. Maybe, who reads it? Is the audible version good? Maybe I'll get the audible version and listen to it again too. This is what it's good. I like it. Maybe who reads it? Is it good? Is it is the audible version good? I'll maybe I'll get the audible version listen to it again, too. This is what it sounds like Okay, I Can take that. It's not bad. Yeah,

you speed it up to one and a half speed and it doesn't sound like it's it's a garbled. What's the name of the book again? The possible evolution of a man's psychology or the evolution possibilities of a man's psychology? Psychology of man's possible evolution. I'll pull it up on Amazon here real quick. possible evolution. I'll pull it up on Amazon here real quick. I wanted to go back to what was this guy, the Jew guy? Oh, here he is. You're talking about liberal, the French? No, not that you had it. You had a comment in here that I wanted to see. Oh, he's out. Never mind. You're welcome. Yeah. Yeah.

Psychology of a Man's Possible Evolution by P. D. Ouspensky. O-U-S-P-E-N-S-K-Y. A Russian mathematician. God, if you get into that book and you start looking at the people he hung out with in those days and like the circle of people he influenced it's wild it's really oh it's crazy wild it's like you know Bruce from there's other books talk about um because he worked with this guy called Krishna Murthy who worked with Bruce Lee who worked with Charlie Chaplin yeah it, it's quite a crazy web. Okay. It's quite a crazy web of people. It's good. I recommend it so far. I wish I knew it what I wanted to hear more from that guy who is saying shit that I didn't understand.

I mean, clear, bear with me here as I work through this, but clearly there's, you know, there's the idea of dividing us by color, skin color, race, religion, there's that idea, right? And then there's obviously, you know, the class that's the liberals just are dying to put in a class system they just they just want they want a class system so fucking bad in this country um but i i but i don't have a problem within uh i don't have a problem with a wide disparity in economic, I wouldn't want to use their classes, but economic levels. Like whenever anyone says we have the greatest disparity in wealth in the history of this country, like is that supposed to be bad?

Like somehow that's bad. Well, 50 years ago, the poorest people, the richest people in this country didn't have what the poorest people in this country have today. Right. And the only reason why they have all that shit is because rich people fucking either invented it or bought it. Everybody's supposed to be rich. Yeah, when you try to do that everyone just ends up being poor. Yeah, I don't have a problem with massive economic disparity. This is, I played that Alzheimer's clip for you guys the other day.

This is another guy saying the same thing about Alzheimer's. I've been hearing Greg say this for more than 20, since the day I met Greg, he's been saying this right here. You know that we are the one of the few civilized nations in the world that continues to call Alzheimer's and dementia, Alzheimer's and dementia. Does anybody know what it is? What is it? Type 3 diabetes. Google it. You'll see the Mayo Clinic, the Cleveland Clinic, Keller University, Berkeley, National Library of Medicine, National Institute of Health. We have known that insulin resistance in the brain which is called type 3 diabetes is the leading cause of Alzheimer's and then we developed this lie this myth around Alzheimer's

that people were losing their memory that is not true people are losing access to their memory and access can be restored by the way do you know that we are one of the few civilized nations in the world that can i don't know if it can be restored i don't know if your shit's off i guess depends the Should I take that at face value or should I do some more research? No, take it at face value. Oh. Oh. Texting with Greg. He wants me to bring something from his Santa Cruz house to Arizona. Ah, God, Yvette's telling us that we should give our dogs steroids. I Last night was crazy because the dogs breathing like this, right? So the dogs panting all day and see it's just bumping into shit So like this this this morning when I got up it went outside and it went into the backyard

And it couldn't find its way back to the house Oh Bumping into shit hitting chairs that are sitting in the backyard But went walked into the glass instead of through the door and like this this dog wasn't like this two days ago or two weeks ago yeah, and so but the whole time it's just It's been fucking panting for a fucking week It's the last night. I slept on the floor next to it and it was fucking it was crazy It was crazy. I just pet her for fucking hours last night

then it's only like 330 I went to bed and then I woke up, but probably like 430 I could hear noise and my wife's now laying by the dog one of my kids is like just put it obvious like you need to put that dog down Joseph's like no no one more day hmm these are the same kids when my last dog died, they wanted to get it stuffed. So they can keep it. No, you don't, that's not, you don't do that. My dog died in the car on a seven hour road trip at the very beginning and the kids were trying to convince me that it should sleep one more night in the bed with us. So, yeah.

Okay. Yeah, sure. Oh my God. No way, dude. That's getting buried in the backyard. Just like, damn. And next time you send a text from my phone, I need to proofread your Oh shit. So last night, my my wife last night I texted the vet saying like at 1030 at night being like hey I think our dogs dying maybe hoping maybe like he'd come over yeah put the dog down and my wife responds next time you

send a text for my phone I need to proofread your spelling Oh shit. Uh, let me, I'm going to send me that text. She's the grammar Nazi. My spelling and grammar is atrocious. It's pretty bad. Yeah, I'm semi-retarded. I think you just, you just type out things so quickly and then autocorrect doesn't know how to fix it.

So it just leaves it and you're just like, okay, good. Keep telling yourself that that way. I don't just know. Yeah, you just sometimes you'll just send like a string of text and then like I'll be like, what is he saying? But then you'll send another one that clarifies it. And I'm like, oh, okay, I'm tracking. Oh, wow. What's going on?

What's going on over at spin? Did spin just make a post that's worth looking at? Let's find out. Barbell spin. News in real time. The realest. Shit. I put the heat on too high in here. It's a far East throwdown outlines

qualification process for in-person qualifier. Oh, our advisory council. Oh, what is this? What's an advisory? What's Oh, spin has an advisory council? Huh? Uh, what council is this for? Uh, um, of you replies, um, oh, let me pull this up. Shit. Sorry guys. I thought I was sharing this on the screen. Um, this is the PFAA Advisory Council. Who is it? Who's on it?

Carolyn Lambre, John Christian Singleton, Justin Kotler, some guy named Joshua Hicks. Hotler, uh, some guy named Joshua Hicks. Oh, that's the, he's the, like the lead, the head medic or like a lead of the medical team on like every other for CrossFit. Yeah. Usually, uh, he like CrossFit water, Palooza, uh, syndicate. Oh, I see what I see what he's posting. So they have an, I wonder what an advisory council is

They're the ones who are like Brent don't send that thing asking for Dave to be fired Like they're in place in case so that doesn't have any so maxel haj is now no longer on the advisory council Yeah, I guess not Wonder what's up with that. And then this person wants, this person wants Carolyn Lambray pulled off of it. Abby Dombats husband doesn't even know what it's for. No one knows what it's for right? Advisory. They have a board right? That's the thing Daniel Brandon's on? Yeah.

Now they have an advisory council. I wonder what that's for. Damn how does Spin get all this stuff? How is he so on top of shit? 2025 CrossFit calendar, CrossFit Games, World Fitness Project Project and other major competitions. Would the addition of the World Fitness Project more in-person qualifying events compared to last year's semifinals and all the other major competitions online? Get one consolidated calendar and barbell spin. Oh I want to see that. That's what That's what Pedro is making fun of, right? Yeah. Where is that calendar?

I wanna see that. Sorry ladies, ColdMertens is engaged. Oh, here it is. Holy shit The NorCal qualifiers coming up already what the fuck Isn't that the event that I went to yeah, I thought that like just happened. Yeah, isn't that after the games a Wadland Fest online qualifier. That's like if you want to go to the games, Tierwater Palooza Miami Beach, TFX Championship.

Is that is that how you get to the games through that thing? No, no, no. Wadlin Fest is just its own competition. TFX is its own competition. Wait, Wadlin Fest isn't a way to go to, um, I think that's a way to go to the games. Oh, is it? Yeah, I think so. I think that was just some random competition. I think TFX is a way to go to the games too.

Does anyone know if TFX is a way to go to the games? TFX is its own competition in Texas. I thought. Is that Jeremy Thiel's thing? No, that thing's in Oklahoma. I think TFX is in Oklahoma. Oh, yes. Yes, what? NorCal qualifiers are in January, okay. Own comp, and yes, but also way to the games this year.

What the fuck? Okay, so TFXx you got to get right i'm asking tfx is in february again in may these just need a little thing that says um uh path no tfx is its own thing tfx invitational is in oklahoma oh so there's two tfx Okay. All right. French Throwdown is an online qualifier. Oh, okay. Oh, that's not the French Throwdown. That's the online qualifier if you want to go to the games. If you want to go to the French Throwdown. So all of these qualifiers have their own all of

these qualifiers for the games in person qualifiers have qualifiers to get to them. You get what I'm saying? So you have to do the open. You can do the open and then you can go to an affiliate and then do good there and go to the games. One, two, three. Or you can do the open and go to an in-person event and go to the games.

But in order to get into this in-person event, you have to do a qualifier. TFA- Could you get to those events through the open as well? I think to even be part of the qualifier, you have to do the open to do the qualifier for the in person event, you have to do the open. So like, they'll say like the top 200 people in the open can take the qualifier to go to French throwdown, I think.

But you have the French throwdown before the open, right? Oh Shit the first throwdown online qualifiers before the open. Oh shit All right, I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about again March 17th to 24 24th, Torian Pro Online Qualifier. March 26th, Far East. When does the, oh, and then here the WFP stuff starts in April. Holy shit, this is busy. So every weekend there's something February two weekends March Two weekends April every weekend multiple may let's just say every weekend

June Oh, it's gonna be busy Jesus dude wow all right yeah I need a calendar and start asking for work yeah something when is the when was the when was the syndicate one I don't see that one on here where yeah that's a good one. Wilson always does a really good job. Yeah, I'm gonna. God, these are gonna be, I want to go God, I wonder how people are gonna follow all this shit. Slow the scroll. Sorry, sorry. All right.

Just go to the barbellspin.com and it's the like second article. If you scroll down, you can see it. How are the dubs progressing? Um, okay. I was thinking about doing a workout where I had to, I was thinking about today, but it's raining again. Um, and I kind of need to be outside to do them. I was thinking about doing it to where I have to do a hundred, but they can't be in set

smaller than 10, but that might be too aggressive. Oh, you could totally do that. I don't know. You can do it. Okay. Thank you for having faith. My day is dragging. I mean, just started. Dragging these nuts across your face. Wilson should be an advisor for competitions. Yeah. I mean, he usually is.

So for lots of other people, contact him and ask him shit. Yeah. Yeah. He runs great content even like his like the community one Mac Fest that he puts on every year. It's always so good. Like runs clean. The venue super nice. The equipment's great. It's it's legit. This is really hard for me to admit. The double unders would be significantly easier with shoes. Really? Because

I keep hitting my toes and it's a deep psychological pain. Like by the every time when I'm done doing double unders, my feet are numb because I've hit my toes so many fucking times with the rope. And there becomes this like deep fear of getting an extra one. I'm so on how would you. Hi, Romeo, Romeo, seven. How would you rate your experience interviewing Gracie Walton? 38 C. He's a misogynist. He's a misogynist. He didn't give you a scale, so. He's a misogynist.

You can rate it however you like. Put on some savage ones, ding dong. I know, I know. Yeah? I know. That's what I wear. I got my wife a pair for Christmas. She loves them.

Sevan. Not that one. Sevan. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show. This is John again. Hey buddy. 38 Cs. You can't do that. the and ability to size tits on the internet. I need a better god. No god? No.

No. What happened to Travis Broy? I don't know. Maybe he died. Let's go find out. David, this is Travis Broy, and you are the most creepy man in CrossFit. Own it, buddy. Don't try to give away your success to Sevan.

Dude wiped his Instagram account. Why does that dude have such a big five head? Which dude? Andre, I've got to get you on the show At this point, I don't even think that's him. Oh Shit, look at this hunter. Thanks for silencing me in your chat. You pussy Jesus. Nice Hey, man, our biggest shows are with our biggest shows are with hunter He's a tase a take you get hunter on the podcast. It's 10,000 views easy.

He's actually he's watching it's inception right now. You want to see this? Are you sure? I'd love to. Hunter's the man. It's I'm the man. How I'm the man. Oh, it's us watching Hoonter watching us watching us.

Wow. Oh shit. He's gonna pass us and subscribers No, you won't Craig Richie, please attack hunter McIntyre, please Cause him to lose 300 subscribers I just hey David. I don't care if I don't care about comments or if I lose subscribers. So fuck you Seve on our Monday workout 20 minute time cap 2500 meter row by and oh god Amrap 20 dubs 135 pound thrusters five straight pull-ups do it happen to me if I did a fucking 135 pound thruster

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I would say one how many people have I cared? Well, there are no real cures right now in psychiatry There's an echo. Really? Yeah. The idea of any, you asked... The idea of... It's actually funnier with the echo. How about now?

Tell me about the issue, about how many people I've cured. I don't know that any of us are ever completely cured of anything I Have not been able to cure many patients. I have cured none of my patients Psychiatry still no cure How many patients your fucking crazy yes hunter this might make a wish i just wanted to hang out with a fifty two-year-old man in virtual

haha just fucking shit on me in the comments thirty people watching you is this an issue where your own show comments while you have 30 people watching you. Is this a make-a-wish show? Is this a make-a-wish show for the super guy? It's okay, it's okay Hunter. We know we have a better operation than you. We don't get kicked out of our own show

and leave all of our listeners wanting. Okay, this is what, what is this? This is what CrossFit is? Oh, oh yeah, this is good. I invited this girl on the show. I can't wait to have this girl on the show. Listen to this. There's nothing better than CrossFit.

I don't wanna hear anything from anyone about anything other than CrossFit's the best. Here we go. Greg Glassman, Methodology, here we go. For short, I qualified for Olympic trials swimming once a week and doing CrossFit. That's fucking wild. CrossFit's fun. I'm on land. I don't have to get wet. I can talk to people. I can laugh. I added swimming once a week back into my routine just as like recovery. And there was a little local swim meet and I was like, you know what? I'm just going to like see how I do. And I was like, Oh shit. So I went to this summer national meet and I ended up qualifying for Olympic trials,

going my fastest time ever. Fastest time ever. Lifetime best by a significant amount. God, I hope I unintentionally get a 48th vertical. You know what I'm saying? Long story short, I qualified for Olympic trials swimming once a week and doing CrossFit. That's fucking wild.

CrossFit's fun, I'm on land, I don't have to get wet, I can talk to people, I can laugh. I added swimming once a week. Do you know her? I've never seen her before. She looks so familiar. She does, but I don't remember where I would have known her from. She hasn't been on this show, right? No. What is her 28 time All-American two time Olympic trial qualifier? All-American in swimming? Yeah probably. Kaitlyn Johnson. Isn't that her with Hannah Black here? Yeah in the middle bending over. Yeah but the girl in the back who looks like she got hit by a freight train. She is the freight train. She is the freight train.

Yeah. That's the strong CrossFit girl. Yeah. 28 time All-American is nuts. She's got... She looks like Shawn Johnson. I wonder if she's related. Wow. Have you ever done that? She looks like Shawn Johnson. I wonder if she's related. Wow.

Have you ever done that? Hell no. No dude. Don't put me in the water. I'm gonna drown. Oh this is a crazy photo. Nice. Is she running behind the bushes to drop a D? Probably. Look at this.

Look at this pervert. Nice. Nice. Jose de la Torre. Caleb is black. He can't swim. Hey. Okay.

So she is, it's some sort of, Caleb is black. He can't swim. Hey. Okay. So she is, it's some sort of, she is a swimmer as we get deeper into her shit, she's more and more in the water. So she's kind of just come out of the water recently. Yeah. These are a picture of her training with Fisa coffee. Oh yeah.

Okay. The best thing about CrossFit is the friends you make oh I need to throw I need to throw yeah, I'm excited to have this chick on I need to throw Add be to that list. Okay. Hey mate, Greg wants you to grab the easel from storage to give to you but things the posters won't fit in your car you were taking the easel can be dispelled pretty easy

let me know if you want to pick it up or can bring to you okay either way I don't My forerunner will it fit in my forerunner? I don't get my rental far until the seventh. Okay. She's struggling to breathe. What's wrong with my fucking spelling there? Good evening, Mark. Looks like Carlo is at the end. She's struggling to breathe. What the fuck? Um, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What's wrong with my fucking spelling there? Good evening, Mark. Looks like Kahlo is at the end. She's struggling to breathe. What the fuck? I didn't spell anything wrong. My wife sent me a text. Did you forget a comma?

Good evening, Mark, comma. Looks like Kahlo is at the end, period. She's, apostrophe S, struggling to breathe. That sounds good to me. apostrophe s struggling to breathe hmm that sounds good to me she's following me around wondering if I'm gonna feed her well fuck feed her Jesus Christ Wow it sounds like Kaylee's trip to Austin has just gotten way off the beaten path. Oh Really? Yeah The dude she took didn't make it he she already kicked him out of the house Wow, oh

Shit Really breathe has an e at the end struggling to breathe. Oh, that's friend Breath is without me. Be i thought i thought it was breathe and breath were spelt the same oh shit um it tried to correct me i erased the e i remember that last night when i sent it it tried to like put an e at the end breathe and I was like stupid machine. Oh yeah she oh she just sent me a breathe to inhale and exhale air. B R E A T H E. I'm gonna go get more poop today for my yard. Why don't you just make it yourself? Chicken poop? I'm just joking. Oh, do we know who Kylie took to kill Tony?

She took that guy Joe. But I think after like, yeah, I think after like a day or two, she kicked him out already. I think she's just gonna go get more poop. I'm gonna go get more poop today for my yard. I'm gonna go get more, do we know who Kylie took to kill Tony? She took that guy Joe But I think I was like, oh, yeah, I think after like a day or two she kicked him out already Just now what I saw he looked like a dweeb to be honest I Think I think she's just a lot to deal with

You have to be like emotionally and psychologically ready for some crazy crazy shit Everything yeah, like I think she's just I think Kaylee's just on her own planet I'm like doing her own thing and that if you need anything from her like respect Friendship emotional support any no No, you're not getting any of that. And so I think my guess is that he went there and he said something like, you're being mean to me or like, Hey, why are you ditching me? Or, and then she gets, she's like, fuck you. And that was it. You know what I mean?

I warned him. I said, Hey, what are you going to do if she goes in the back behind the curtain and doesn't come out? And he thought I was joking. Do you remember that? No, that you said, Oh, yeah. On the show. I was like, Hey dude, what are you going to do when she fucking gets called up on stage

and not even a little bit of a, you know, like, you? No, that you said, oh, yeah. On the show. I was like, Hey dude, what are you going to do when she fucking gets called up on stage? And then like the show's over and you're waiting out front and three hours pass and she hasn't come out and you don't hear from her till eight in the morning. And he was acting like that, that wouldn't happen. She's not there for you. Yeah. She didn't want to share the Coke. I think she probably shares Coke. I think she probably shares. Family Friends discount.

You think I wasted that show? What are you talking about? Give me something to talk about now. If we would have never met Joe on that show, what would we be talking about right now? She stated on the show, I've only punched guys in the face if they asked me to. Yeah.

We had a guy. show what we'll be talking about right now. She stated on the show, I've only punched guys in the face if they asked me to. Yeah. We had a guy, uh, there's a female Marine and a couple of classes ahead of us. And a dude asked her to punch him. She knocked him out. In front of the class. No, just like, no, it was not. Oh, oh, oh.

What outside and outside during an intimate moment. No, just there. We were just, they were all just hanging out and just fucking, he's like, do it. You gotta fucking do it. And then she just fucking knocked him out, dude. It was crazy. Wow. I was like, all right, I respect that. dude, it's crazy. Wow. I was like, Alright, I respect that. She hurt her hand. No, she's like a tank. She's like, you know, it's like, you know, as Asian women that are just like, or like Filipino women that are just she was Asian. Filipino woman. Yeah. Yeah. Just beefy. Just like, muscle like, pretty

well muscled arms and just like tree trunk legs and just kind of like built like a brick shithouse. Yeah, let me like, hold on. I'm gonna look at the private chat like this girl. Yeah, but a little thicker. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. And just fucking clocked it. It was amazing. Mike Devito, we all know the rules. If they are level eight hot, they're also level 10 crazy.

A level 10 hot and level one crazy is like a dude pretending. Ain't no unicorns. Oh, there are unicorns. It's fair. Got one. No, that wasn't pool boy's friend. That was a tree trimmer she met on Grindr. Or Tinder, or Bubbler, one of those.

Grindr. Going to crew. Oh, oh, thank you. I'm glad I didn't get it. That's awesome. Wow. Like Heidi crew. Wow. Heidi orgasm so hard that she has her own name for an orgasm. I'm gonna croon. Because it only happens once in a blue moon. So it's just... I'm gonna croon. I'm gonna croon. I'm crooning. I'm crooning. Holy shit. Oh shit. Let's have a show where Heidi interviews Gracie, Brianna and Kaylee at the same time. Brianna will just steal the show. Yeah, she would. She will steal. Yeah, she will steal.

U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves is set to resign. Oh. You ask who is Matthew Graves? Well, let's see. U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves is set to resign. Oh. You ask who is Matthew Graves. Well, let's look. I don't know who that is.

U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves to resign after failing to charge Hunter Biden, letting DC crime run rampant. Washington U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves announced Monday that he will resign before President elect Donald Trump retakes the White House, likely avoiding an involuntary departure after controversial decisions not to criminally charge first son Hunter Biden and most local crimes. This is a truly unbelievable story. Serving as the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia has been the honor of a lifetime,

Graves said in a statement announcing his resignation effective January 16th. I'm deeply thankful to delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton. Remember that name. Okay. I'm gonna tell you something about her in a second. I deeply think I'm deeply thankful to DC delegate Holmes Norton for recommending me to President Biden. Now the reason why she's called a delegate and not a congresswoman is because the DC

delegate can't vote like they go there and they sit in because the DC delegate can't vote. Like they go there and they sit in the house, but they can't vote. Okay. To President Biden for nominating me and to the Attorney General Merrick Garland for placing his trust in me. Look what a pussy this dude is. You can just tell this guy's a pussy already, right? Yep.

This guy uses like wax coated dumbbells in his living room to work out you know what I mean? Like the kind Obama used. That's right. Graves with the center of numerous controversies including allegedly covering for the first family and also choosing not to prosecute a large, large share of people arrested in Washington DC during a violent crime wave early in his tenure. He broadly confirmed last year that the allegations of IRS whistleblower Gary Shapley that he declined to partner with Delaware U.S. Attorney David Weiss on tax charges against

Hunter Biden, allowing for the statute of limitation to bar charges for some years of non-payment during his dad's vice presidency. So he knew that Hunter was doing bad shit but didn't jump in. Of course not. And the reason why he says, I didn't do it because there's no way to get up to speed on everything. That was his excuse's no way to get up to speed on everything That was his excuse. I couldn't get up to speed on what he was being charged for shut the fuck up As a manager in general, we don't want to do that. And and on our end of it. It it's an ongoing investigation There's no way whether it's three weeks or three months if it's been a multi-year investigation that we can get up to speed on everything That has occurred beforehand

So you're kind of buying a mansion without an inspection. I shut the fuck up. That doesn't work, but there's some crazy stat in here. Um, in the fiscal year of 2022, a whopping 67% of cases featuring an arrest in Washington, DC were not charged by Graves's office. So 67% of the people that the police arrested were just let go. No. And he says it's because the DC crime lab lost its certification.

So I don't know exactly what that means, but I guess basically what he's saying is in order to prosecute people, you have to have a crime lab and that crime lab Has to be certified by someone and the crime lab lost its certification So none of its fucking statements of fingerprints or DNA would hold up in court Just like why the Santa Cruz Pier collapsed There were absolutely too many cases. There was too much crime is what he's saying where we wanted to go forward and couldn't go forward The not we lowered the non-prosecution rate from 67% to 56% crime is what he's saying, where we wanted to go forward and couldn't go forward. We lowered the non-prosecution rate from 67% to 56%. Many years ago, when DC was trying to regulate trainers, so basically make it illegal to be a crossfit trainer.

And it actually passed. And thank God Greg went to D.C. and worked his magic and got that shit reversed. We went and visited this lady, Delegate Eleanor Holmes. OK, I'm going to show you her. It's this bald black lady here. Yeah, she's old as fuck. Eighty seven. OK, this lady. Yeah. She all this is she's still in office. When we went and visited her. She already

had like dementia and Alzheimer's. We sat in her office and she couldn't fucking hold a conversation with fucking Greg and she had a staff and it was like these 12 or 13 young people buzzing around her office. And they were all rolling her eyes behind her back and like making fun of her like openly. Like it was like, you know, it was like they all. Yes, it was fucking. I couldn't fucking believe what I was witnessing. And she's still in office.

She's completely retarded. She's gorked. Yeah, she's completely gorked. She couldn't even hold the conversation. And she's still in office. She's completely retarded. She's gorked. Yeah, she's completely gorked. She couldn't even hold the conversation. We were sitting across from her. And they were like laughing. They were like holding iPads. And like when Greg would say something to her and she couldn't respond, they would start laughing or roll their eyes. They huffed and

puffed when they walked around the office. They were they it looked like it was an internship program from one of those black colleges. It was like 12, like like, you know black kids like under the age of like 25 all TEI interns It was crazy. I was like, holy fuck. What is going on here? I swear to God It was like we were in a Saturday Night Live skit I got to bring that up next time Greg's on the show. It was so bad. And then finally, um Greg said something so funny at the end to her That kind of got her to perk up out of her dementia.

He said something like, you know, I really think you should have the right to vote. And you know what I mean? Because she doesn't have the right to vote and she's always like, and she's like, you should have opened with that or something like that. And she like perked up and became coherent for a second. What? It was like a call back. Did she run unopposed? I don't know. That's a great question, but I'm not exaggerating.

She was completely gorked. It's like that Congresswoman or whoever that Congress person was that they just found in a nursing home in the dementia unit and like the memory. Oh yes. In Texas. In Texas. They've been, she'd been, they've been missing for six months and nobody said anything like they hadn't voted on anything.

Nothing was going, like they had not produced anything whatsoever. And nobody was like, Oh, wonder what's going on with this person. We haven't heard from them in a while. Like, uh, they're in a nursing home. Uh, where's congressman K Granger. Yes. These people are running the government. They're running the government. Her last vote was on July 24th.

She voted no to the amendment of that. Yeah. And then she went missing and they found her in a fucking month and they found her in a nursing home with dementia. I wonder what happened to Kay Granger. I haven't seen her in a while. Hey, that's the status of our president. That's the status of our president too.

Running adipose. That's funny. I'm guessing it's not a popular position to have if you can't even vote. I mean, she, her office was so swanky and she had a massive staff. It was crazy for what she does nothing. Bernie Gannon Washington DC is the federal city seat of the government. They are not accorded the rights of a state. That is how our country set up in the Constitution.

Yeah, she couldn't. Yeah. Thank you. Sure. set up in the Constitution. Yeah, she couldn't. Yeah. Thank you. Sure. Jake Chapman, my uncle Chester had a shake weight. It was a special one. We had to do a blindfold. It was so good. Felt like skin. You could feel the sweat landing on your face, right? Take dollops of sweat. That's fucked up.

Dolips of sweat That's fucked up Joshua Patterson, I just finished the Gracie show from last night. It wasn't bad at all the comments were off-base to me. Yeah, I mean Wasn't it was just weird. It's just weird. But I mean it was good. I like her I'll have her on again. I'm not scared to have her on like some people I have on I'm like, oh fuck I'm terrified to have that person on again. I mean, that's how I was with Colton after the first time I had him on the the the the the

the the the the the the the the Gorked, Gorked, definition, terminal patient whose brain is non-functional and the rest of whose body can be kept functioning only by the extensive use of mechanical devices

and nutrient solutions. Yeah, I think from the amount of red lipstick she had on her face, I think that there was like some sort of nutrients in that lipstick. Somebody probably put it on her in the morning and they were like, yeah, that looks good. Dude. Like weekend at Bernie's, dude. Weekend at Bernie's. Did you see Mayhem are running their own kill Taylor?

What? Oh, please. Tell me. Let's see. Where do you go for that? You too. What are they gonna say they're gonna be sitting around being like oh Galatians 13 5 oh my god Romans 4 6 you douche

Jesus couldn't save you now he's in more pain than Jesus was on the cross what do they I mean what are they what kind of what kind of funny shit can they say? Literally, yeah, let's see Mayhem athlete story. Oh, here you go It's kind of a different vibe Yeah, okay, thanks. I found it. Oh, let me see this. Oh, I love Jakey Lockhart.

I have filled here today. We got a banger. There he is. Wow. Did you hear what he said right there? Banger. No, Austin. Oh, yeah, he just. You're making fun of people's religion now. Cue up, Richie. Just get just go tell fucking Richie. Every time you break, you go, but you go to 40. the Why don't you have Buffalo do fucking sponsor that and give 500?

Yeah, this sucks Buffalo poo Listen Austin you pussy come try kill Taylor this week. It's 2,500 bucks. Look at Lockhart's got fucking Hillers disease. Look at his eye Yeah, it sucks then you gotta like submit a, dude. It's not the open. Just run it live. Oh, it's that's not live. That's not live. Oh, no. Beat this score. Win $200. I need to have Jake Lockhart on again. He's a good guest. I need to go sell this hoodie for $200.

I need to go sell this hoodie for $200. I need to go do this stupid workout. He's the closest anyone's come to converting me. Who? Jake Lockhart. I had two Jake's on. There was two Jake's over there. Jake Marconi and Jake Lockhart. Jake...

Not Marconi. What's the other Jake at Mayhem? There's two Jakes. I texted Gary Roberts. He didn't respond to me. You should have Hobart and Hewitt on and ask them why Rich alienated them. Oh, shut it.

Foster, Jake Foster. Oh, Jake Foster, Jake Lockhart and Jake Foster. Yep, yep, yeah, yeah. I have such crazy commitment issues. Someone wants to drop something off at my house and they just ask me if I'll be here at 10 and like I can't even commit to that. But I'm frozen. No, maybe.

Just leave it at the door. How about that? Jump ship. Russell Burger could convert you if he really wanted to. Hey, when I was laying with when I was laying with my dog last night and it was like its eyes were like fluttering in its head and I was petting her. I said in my head, OK, God, I'm feeling very vulnerable now. Now would be a great time to like if you want to like

Fuck work your magic. Yeah now I'm ready now the time Please playing this belief game with these peons you are already with me my son semon will you please take me to heaven when you go yeah no problem travis no problemo did i tell you that he he cleared out his uh instagram burger no travis brawl oh what happened to him i don't know i really want to know what happened to him? I don't know. I really want to know what happened to him. Can anyone tell me what happened to Travis Breut? Oh yes. Oh yes.

The Hot Bulldozer Club. Wow. Wow. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I'm ready to come out with that. No, not yet. I think that's I Could be canceled for that

No No, you don't think so. No way What? Tell me explain No, I really I think hold on to it for now I really like dump truck hotties Yeah, I mean, you know like this pyramid like dump truck hotties. Yeah. I mean, it's like this pyramid of dump truck hotties and it's just like fucking,

it's just this giant fucking like life-size Tonka truck and it's Danny Spiegel in the back with like bending over, like putting weights on the bar. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh God, wouldn't that be, have you ever seen those giant dump trucks where you can just put like 15 cars in the back?

That would be a cool place. Danny, get your photographer to get one of those Who makes those and do a workout in the back one of those in a bathing suit. Holy shit And me and my boys will come over and we'll throw dirt clods at you while you're while you're doing it. That would be awesome, right? It's cat cat builds cat makes them oh wow that's fucking genius caterpillar makes them yeah Wow oh work out yeah and back of truck images. Work out and back of dump truck. Maybe I should need to put dump truck. I wonder if anyone's ever done that. I need one of these for reasons. Okay. Don't ask questions. Just,

we just need one. Hey, one of these and a big old fucking. Can't you, that would be amazing, right? Yeah. What are they called? Hey, and you could tie a rope like from the corner there. So it's got rope climbs, and then it's got a barbell inside the back of the truck. And then like, like, you got to just like go all around that thing. Yeah.

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This one? Oh, this is gone. Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you. Yeah, future sponsor for the games. Oh, everyone's working out in the back of their own truck. How much are one of those trucks? Probably a couple mil. Let me check.

God, can you imagine the fucking maintenance on that? Workout in the back of Caterpillar? It's never been done. Six to seven and a half mil. Can you imagine fucking like your dad dropping you off at school in that thing? Uh, uh, biggest Imagine fucking like your dad dropping you off at school and that thing. Biggest truck that's road legal. I don't even think you can put you take that's a four lane highway. You're taking up with that thing. Oh my God. Look at this fucking truck.

This is the biggest. What is this? So, uh, this is the big, oh man, this is the biggest street legal, uh, truck that you can have. Look at this one. Oh wow. An international. That's what that is? Yeah. How'd you know that?

Just you recognize it? Yeah. Oh my. Do you know how much fucking chicken shit I could fucking move in that? At least 10 bags. I've driven one of those, but a level down from that thing. They're insane. Okay. That's pretty cool. I'm kind of jealous yeah that is cool one tire is

40 to 60 K mm-hmm have you ever have you have you seen it's called a Unimog it's a Mercedes Unimog does it have like three wheels in the back or something yeah it's like a six-wheel fucking Seems like something like damn blizzarian would drive yeah Those are sick. Oh, maybe it's not it's only a four-wheel They're just like these massive like big old manual Trucks like that you can put anything on the bed. Like you can turn it into a cab or like make it like a flat bed or anything like whatever you want. You can just do that. But those things are sick. Are you going to pull it up? Yeah, I got one. Oh, shit. We've crossed over the 90 minute mark. My job is done here.

I think Washington DC might be just a world-class shithole. Wow. I've actually seen one of those on the road. Aren't they awesome? Yeah. When I was in Whistler for that 10-year affiliate thing, there was some, there was someone there. I don't think it was an affiliate that had one of those. Holy shit. Yeah. They're like a souped up

version of the the deuce that Bill and Katie have. Hey, um, uh, oh, by the way, someone was asking me about these wristbands. You can get these on vindicate by the way. I need a way I need a V. I'm yeah, they're nice. I need a vehicle that can sleep five Okay, I need a vehicle that has two beds in it one that's like my three boys can sleep in and then above them me My wife can sleep in or vice versa. You know what? I mean, it's like like bunk beds Yeah, kind of like an RV I

Or just a giant fucking van I don't know you could get a Sprinter van like that and it would like, you know the Sprinter van that Greg has Yeah, you could do that and have it fitted for five people. Yeah, that would be a fortune though, right to have someone do that You could it's like a hundred grand you could probably a, you could do it under a hundred grand. I bet you just have a carpenter build that shit and it's like on a pulley system and you can pull the beds up and down or something. Yep. They there's companies that will just like, you just buy the van itself, which is like

probably 25, 30 grand and then you just have to send it to them and then they'll, they'll outfit it however you want they have like a Template for template. Yeah, thank you Claire Thomas van Van van with Claire Thomas See, oh Jesus crime any this is some girly shit Kidding me damn 1.2 million followers is crazy. And Penny, she is a Mercedes Sprinter van.

So we did not convert Penny ourselves. We've had adventure, lots of fun. I work a lot on my laptop. So there are a lot and it's just a great little work for emergencies. You work on my laptop. So there are a lot and it's just a great little work for emergencies A full bathroom in here tree and then this company is Victor on energy. So is how much so? Which is really cool because it's stored underneath automatically which is I'm passion and so I wanted to make the bay actually That's cool, you just want like a fuck machine that's like cool for a couple i'll give you that yeah i thought about getting one of those when i came when i went out to

florida but they're just so small yeah me being six two and like the bathroom and the shower being in the same building or the same like section i I just couldn't do it. I also didn't think I was going to be in a campsite this whole time. So if I would have known that, that I probably would have, uh, gotten a smaller one at something like that. It's cause they have showers and stuff that I could use. Yeah.

That's just for driving around and just railing your girlfriend in a hundred percent. Hey, you want to go to a different state and fuck, come on. Yeah, you want to go to the Grand Canyon and fuck at the top of it? Sick. And you just fill that whole fridge with just like hot dogs and beer.

Yep. And then you get a bottle of bourbon, you put it in the freezer. She, he said her house is insane. Oh, her house. Uh, Oh yeah. She has a house too. Is she loaded? She's got 1.2 million followers.

I think she does some like fitness stuff. She's got a pretty big thing going. It looks like Claire, Tom Thomas. She's one of those types. God, she's got a pretty big thing going it looks like. Claire Thomas. She's one of those types. God she's fucking hot. Yeah. Let me see if I can find her house. Oh her whole vans like a workout van. Alright I'm gonna have to take back maybe some of my... How do I go to her fucking station here? All right, I'm gonna have to take back maybe some of my oh

How do I go to her fucking station here Oh Home gym. Oh shit. Oh my god She's got a whole racks of dumbbells they ship their van to Hawaii Jesus I feel like if you live in Hawaii, you just take a car and a tent and you just sleep wherever you want. All right. Her van's cool. Fuck it. Yep. Her van's cool. I stand corrected. I eat my words. When's her most re- is she still active?

No, it looks like she hasn't posted a video in seven months. Oh, she posts on Instagram pretty regularly. 17 hours ago was her most recent post. Looks like she took some Christmas time off. ago was her most recent post looks like she took some Christmas time off yeah she's jacked yeah she lives in a house now though domesticated Claire Thomas god Bernie's so good Claire Thomas did the open in 2016 oh and in 2024 we're gonna go over 300,000 this year. You think so? No. Come on. The pull bars on the roof rack are pretty cool.

Yeah, they are cool. The pull up bars. Pull up. They show the glamorous side. Most of it's upkeep and finding bathrooms to wash. I know that's, that's my experience too of living in a motor home. Unless you have it in your own. You have to move a lot of shit around.

Oh, Jesus Christ. This guy's asking me again if I'm going to be around at 10. Jesus Christ. Yes. How big are the posters? I don't think they will fit. I guess you could bring them and I could try or I can just come by the house I'm not sure what my schedule is Jesus Christ Almighty do you know when people are trying to like to help you so fucking much that they're not helping you they're like let me help

you and they just start asking a bunch of questions on how they can help you so fucking much that they're not helping you? They're like, let me help you. And they just start asking a bunch of questions on how they can help you. It's like, dude, like, I don't like, I don't fucking know. Like, what's it? I'm not leaving till the eight. Well, what's today? Today's the third, I have five days. I still have to put my dog down. I say that part out loud. Oh, my God. say that part out loud? Oh my god. Fuck. Hit two buttons at the same time. All right. Uh, Congress net worth New York city subway. You guys want to see more retarded subway shit? Look at this.

Oh man. Don't worry. The New York city subway is fine. This is what I think it is. No this is just a guy sleeping. Okay. Yo y'all don't need to call 911 he's okay. How do you know? Cause I'm from New York miss like y'all blowing his high right now. He chilling right now. I swear to god he good. He gonna be okay miss I promise.

Okay. He gonna be good y'all. Just let him enjoy his high. Let him enjoy his high. Yo, y'all don't need to call 911. He's okay. Like, because I'm from New York, miss. Like y'all blowing his high right now. He chillin right now. I swear to God he good. He's gonna be okay, miss. I promise. Yeah, he gonna good. Oh Let him enjoy his high Bro fuck is going on. Oh my god You're gonna kill his high dude, don't worry just leave him alone

So fucked up So fucked up. You saw the one where the guy gets shoved into the subway. Oh my God. That one is disgusting. That guy had multiple felonies already. Multiple. Hey, and they were like 10. Why did the did you see the two boys break in so to two kids?

There's two white kids jumped over the subway and broke in illegally Then the black guy pushes the other guy in front of the train and kills him and the two white boys then leave Why didn't they fucking tackle that dude and beat his ass? There's two of you there's fucking two of you He survived that guy survived. Yeah he did. He was like under the train I guess probably not on the rail. Oh my god.

Yeah. Hey dude these are these are why these people in these big blue cities vote the way they do they don't even like they're not they're not even on the same planet as us. No, not even close. They probably don't even live that life either. Like they're not using the subway they're not out like in new york city see what lunatics are doing out there on behalf of transit workers thank you thank you for what i don't even get this comment letting that guy have a high my brother odied on the train and no

one said a damn thing until he's dead body reached the last stop Fuck his high. He's passed out call for help Jesus dude, stop being logical, dude Look at all the cast of characters that comments on a thread like this. What fucking account is this? Goddamn, we live with some fucking low lives Yeah, Captain Manny has a great point because they're scared look at Daniel Penny who spent two years in jail for protecting the public That's exactly why You have somebody who does some fucking crazy bullshit on the train

somebody actually does something to prevent them from hurting some the rest of the people in the train or Anybody in the subway and then that guy gets put in jail. Was Dave driving the train? Oh you're gonna burn in hell. Uh I mean I agree that some of them are scared but some of them are just just it's just from being around too many people all the time and they just don't give a fuck Yeah, they see it too many times. They're like, well, I don't want to get involved in that Oh, hold on Oh, this is uh This is this this one's called train etiquette this should fucking be good. Jesus christ This this one's called train etiquette. This should fucking be good. Jesus Christ

You'll consider foreign please report because I have to teach you something that's the purpose of this app right? Oh when you're on the train There's something called train courtesy, right train etiquette, whatever you want to call it But you have to be courteous to the other new yorkers because we actually go here. This is our shit So pay attention when you go here on The train you do not immediately just come cuff near other people when there's space Utilize the space pay attention to where you are going You don't need to be near me if I'm leaning up against the door I don't have nowhere to go you shouldn't be arms length anywhere near me if the train is not crowded.

And arms length literally like stretch your fucking arm out. And if you're too close, bottom line, you're getting pushed. I'm going to push you ever so gently in the small part of your back. And when you turn around and look at me, I'm going to look at you like this. You're too close. When the train is crowded, then we can come together in holy matrimony. But until then, back the fuck come together in holy matrimony. But until then, back the fuck up.

All non. It can come together in holy matrimony. Jesus Christ. This booby trap. This booby trap. I'm not sure. He didn't have to pay to get in there's there's no one guarding it. Nah, hold on. Yeah. You could like freak out.

You have to be like, okay, don't put up with that. They say New York City is expensive, but that's that's if you don't know where to look, bro. You don't need- Jesus Christ, New York, god damn it. What a cesspool My rep in Congress AOC advocates for fair beaters says subway should be free train and bus fares are oppression Fuck off All right, thanks guys. Tomorrow wait, no, I have a Binge Bro show tonight with Andrew Hiller. That channel is probably gonna get so big I'm gonna stop doing this on podcast. Just going to watch TV all day.

And then, um, what else? Uh, tomorrow kill Taylor. You know, the thing that, uh, mayhem's trying to knock off. They can try. Um, 2,500 bucks. I don't know what the workout is yet. I hope it's the same one. I was going to say. And then I don't know. Maybe there should be a CrossFit Games update show today.

It'd be fun just to go through Spin's calendar, wouldn't it? Yeah, that'd be good. And just maybe figure out how the fucking season is supposed to work. Understand the chaos. Yeah, exactly. I should go through the calendar and like tell people who are running those events how much it would cost to get me to come to them. Ten thousand, five, 30,000. To come to them or just to talk about them? Yes. In Mayhem's defense, they've done that challenge before KillTaylor. I know. I'm just,

I love Rich and the Mayhem Empire. Don't ruin, it's fun just throwing dirt at him once in a while. Don't you dare leave us. I won't go to the Bang bus. Oh yes you will. Oh yes you will. You will go to the Bang. Anyway, I don't think this is the last time. Anyway, I'm going to figure out what I'm doing. I'm either I'm either going to Greg's house to get some easels, putting my dog down or going to the nursery.

Get poop. Why don't you just have the poop delivered to your house? Hey, I thought this morning that there was a chance that the show could be interrupted and I'd have to put the dog down and then come back. Damn. That would have been sad. I don't know what I would have done. Oh, did I just feel an earthquake?

Did we just have an earthquake? Did we just have an earthquake? How would I know? Could I Google that somewhere? Yeah, it should, like seismic activity. You assholes. Oh yeah. There's one in, oh no, that was December 31st. I felt like we just, I could have sworn we just had an earthquake.

Oh, my wife said she didn't feel anything and she feels anything. An earthquake? Yeah, she feels anything. If I think about my wife's pussy, she hears it. She's sensitive to all seismic activity. How can I help you, young man? I suppose she hears it. She's sensitive to all seismic activity. How can I help you young man? Go ahead. Can you hear me? Yeah.

What's the plan with this Ingebrows thing? First of all, I couldn't find the channel for the life of me. One of the listeners sent it to me, but what's the's the plan I mean I don't watch and have absolutely no intention to watch in Dexter are you gonna start doing other shows other movies like what's the plan bro get rich or die trying that's a yes yeah I don't know my question I there is no plan I was just like Hilar and I were talking I was like like, hey, let's do another channel. He's like, yeah, would anyone do movies? I said, yeah. Said, okay. And then we did the first one and me and him didn't even talk about it, but we both knew it was horrible.

Then we did the second one. We're like, hey, that wasn't so bad. That first one sucked. Then we did the third one. We're like, fuck, we're amazing. That's where we're at. One. Oh shit, did I lose you? I lost you. So that's where we're at. One...oh shit, did I lose you? Oh yeah, I lost you. So that's where we're at, one show at a time. Can you hear me? Yeah, that's where we're at, just one show at a time.

So you watch the show and you talk over it? No, no, no. So we watch the show and then we talk about it. And then basically the format we've been using now is I do a little trivia section. So like I watched the show and test Hiller's fucking crazy brain. I'm like, what was the opening song? Could you see the outline? Which character could you see the outline

of his penis in his pants? Which did the actress show her right nipple or left nipple? You know what I mean? Like I ask him questions like that. So you're still in a playbook from Jake Chapman? Who's Jake Chapman? Oh yes yes yes the guy in the chat yeah yeah yeah totally. Did you watch the interview with Gracie Walton Jeremy? Oh my god what the heck that was uh yes I did yes to answer your question I did watch. And what did you think about her? Nice. I don't know what to think like so so

leading up to what you had said she is I, I don't know, you're exact, where she's something, she's, you know, she could be a wildfire or whatever. But I guess I went into it, maybe others did, with expectations that this girl's gonna have something to say. Yeah, I thought, I did think she was gonna pop off. I thought she was gonna pop off. I thought she was gonna have a little bit of Laura Horvat and Daniel Brandon mix. Very. Yeah, that's a great, that's a great like at least have something to say. And it's

kind of like, I don't want to say she didn't want to be there. But it was just like, she didn't have any depth. And it's like, I don't know, you've interviewed other games athletes. I feel like it's a, it's a trend. I don't know, maybe interviewed other games athletes. I feel like it's a it's a trend I don't know maybe 50 50 half of them have something to say some cool stories Half of them are just like her or like yes No, I think her boyfriend her boyfriend Zane basically said at the end at the interview that basically He's proud of her that she did it because it was out of her comfort zone And she didn't want to do it. So, so like, I respect that. Like, okay. And then, and then she did seem a little afraid to give her opinion cause she

didn't want to get fucking ass pounded on, um, uh, the internet. God, I'm so sick of that. Who the hell cares, man? Say what you want to say. Get ass pounded. Life goes on. Fine. I love getting ass pounded. Yeah. I mean, I think you're the king of taking it at this point. Because you keep going. It's incredible. Hey, this shot of Caleb looks like he's from 1955. Just the lighting and the way you're sitting and how dated those blinds are.

And that sweatshirt. I tried to pull the blinds out. Caleb. those blinds are and that sweatshirt. I tried to pull the blinds out. DM me your address Caleb, I'll get you a lesbian sweater. I swear to God if it's a shitty sweater I'm not wearing it. This is... You will wear it, can you like it? No I will not. This is the only sweater I will wear. It's the best sweater.

Do not DM your address and your preferred sweater and I'll send it to you. Do not DM your address. She's young and getting to know herself trying to be PC. But she was cool because she said she was trying to be PC. But at the end of the day she said... So was that Ken Walters? No, Olivia. But at the end of the day, she said No, Olivia, but at the end of the day she she she basically said event one wasn't hard and She had it was cool fine It was interesting that is about all I that is about all I remember from that interview

No, you remember other stuff too. Don't lie. You remember some other stuff. Well No, you remember other stuff too don't lie you remember some other stuff well But you know, can you blame me she is a she is a smoke show but I'm old now so I can't say something don't be PC Yeah, she's she's definitely a smoke shows hands a lucky dude But yeah, the event one wasn't that hard and then it's crazy It is like she said, how far does she swim in the ocean? 20K or something. 20KMs, 20KMs. 20KMs.

20KMs. That's wild. That is. Three times. I mean, tell us more about that. Dive into that. How crazy was it? Was it night?

Was it like, did you see sharks? Like tell us about this stuff we want to know I mean the fact that she told us the guy in the kayak pissed on a bottle and poured it on her is pretty fucking crazy dude that oh that was that was that her pace or his piss that was his thing I think the way that she worded it he poured it on in the box and poured it on her. Oh, I misunderstood. OK, no wonder I didn't get what was going on. Yeah, it felt like she got golden showers.

Oh, that's OK. I feel better about that now. I feel better about that now. Hey, I got a question for you, Jeremy, as a black man. There's a guy here in the chat, and his name is Shavon Jackson. Is that one of your people? Is that one of your people? Is that one of your people?

Is that a real name? Actually, yeah. I DMed him and said, Hey, come on. I can't be. It's like me and like Slater, I think of their own and, and, uh, what's his name? Blade. He shows up from time to time. Like we need more minorities in this, in this chat.

So I, I, I DMed Siobhan. Hey, is Storm Williams, is Storm Williams a black dude? That's my cousin. Oh, is it really? He's my cousin. Of course. Williams. Absolutely Siobhan, by the way, is black for the Vaughan.

For Sevaughan? No, the Vaughan. That's why they put the Sha or the Da in front of the names. It's like, I'm trying to tell you it's the. Oh, like the Dave Castro? There you go. Hey, by the way, if you call me Devon, you don't need to fix it to Sevan, like I know. I mean, I appreciate it, but like I'm cool.

I know what you meant. I'll answer to anything pretty much. Seven, Devin, Siobhan, Dashaun. Hey, so I had a more serious question, I suppose. With the New Orleans incident, the subway stuff, and excuse me, all these things you see, you make the argument you talked about on the show that our tolerance, our American tolerance, which has only gotten worse over the last

10, 15 years, kind of just allow anything to happen, is to blame for a lot of what we're seeing, right? So, what do we do about that? How do we still be tolerant, but not as tolerant as parents, as a parent raising my kids to be tolerant, but also like, hey, don't just let anything freaking happen, man. Some shady shit's going down. You've got to say something. If some adult's trying to talk to you that you don't know,

you've got to let people know. But'm saying but like anytime we still want to be tolerant how do we find that balance again where we can that just allow anything to happen so that crazy shit doesn't happen all the time no male adult should be taught no male adults should be talking to your kids. That's my... 100%. Absolutely. Unless it's a coach. Yeah. Unless you're standing 10 feet away.

Right. Yeah. There's absolutely none of that for sure. But like even as adults, we tolerate his poor behavior from people. We tolerate people who clearly have like, man, they got some mental stuff going on where they can go off, they can flip off the edge at any moment and we just kind of tolerate stuff. Well, that's okay, they're just going through something.

How do we like, I don't know, I'm not a confrontational kind of a person by nature, but I've become more confrontational because every time I read an article or see something, some story about someone running people over, I mean, how that happened in Wisconsin in a couple Christmases ago, some guy came, I think you remember that story, it came just blasting through and killed a whole bunch of people and kids. It's just like, what do we do as the... Don't worry, that shit's not going to happen to you. Don't worry, it's just TV. I don't want it to happen to anybody though, you know? Like, how do we turn the tide in this

over tolerant country? Food for thought, I guess. All right, well I'm tolerant of you, I want you to know. I appreciate it, I'm sure the chat isn't but I appreciate you. Alright dude, thank you, have a good day. Peace out guys. Bye. I like the better one, he called and told me about libtards, he's feeding the big black D too. That was so much fun.

Yeah, that was great, wasn't it? Yeah, I liked that. Just fucking Jeremy was just pounding at Karen. Same. Hahaha. Hahaha. Uh. I love the game.

I've infiltrated the LibTard camp and yeah, and the deed or love standing. All right, guys. Thank you. Be tolerant, but only to a point. Talk to you guys later. I'll be around. I'll be around. You'll be around. I had fun with you guys.

She was hot. Yeah, the libtard was hot. Yeah, the Karen was pounding was awesome. God, those were great stories. I'm a sucker for dating stories. Yeah, binge bros update Update Show, thank you. All that stuff. Kill Taylor.

All right. Wish me luck with the dog. Now my wife just texted me and said she thinks we should give the dog steroids. It's like, why? So it can like live another day? Yeah, I guess. All right. Congratulations, Colton Martens. Love you guys. Bye bye.