The Sevan Podcast - Live Call In | Trish Revealed #939
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Oh, awesome.
You the man.
Oh, I see it.
Perfect.
Bam, we're live.
Hey, good morning.
Here we go.
Big day, big day.
Rambler, good morning.
Always first.
Rambler is always first.
Seema Pussy.
Wow.
Wow. Seema Pussy wow wow that's
is that Indian? Hindu?
no Trish
no Trish don't ruin
the illusion there you are oh you're in big trouble
Trish today
Trish pour yourself a shot of whiskey this morning.
You ain't fucking around.
We have exclusive, exclusive Trish content.
Exclusive. Look closely at that face.
Josh. Josh Pettit. I don't want this, but I hope it's Haley.
Someone asked me yesterday if it was – who did they ask me?
I can't remember.
Someone said, is it so-and-so?
I'm like, fuck it.
I have no idea.
Jake Chapman.
It's Mal.
She's retiring from competition to become a CrossFit forum chat star.
I can't blame her.
It is a – oh, I was talking to my mom.
It is a phenomenon.
The Trish thing is like a – this show is so lucky to have Trish.
Other people too.
I was talking to my mom about it yesterday while I was watching Avi play soccer,
and she's like all those people.
And you know what she said?
You know who my mom's favorite is me no just dick butter i go mom my mom's very classy lady i'm like mom that is so gross like well i don't think about
what it means she's like i just like the words next to each other dick butter all right i wasn't
supposed to share that um uh did you guys have to know like like you're not allowed to say words certain words in front
of my mom like you're not allowed to say I'm pissed off my mom doesn't like that word pissed
very classy lady you have to like if you know you park the car you got to get out and open her door
shit like that uh did someone take notes from Hiller on clickbait? No Oh Please
Robert Myers
Protect
Prophylactic Trish at all costs
Were you pretty impressed
With the footage?
I don't think I said
Oh the Trish footage?
Absolutely
That's John Young got that.
He's just getting better and better as time goes on, isn't he?
Yeah, John Young submitted that.
John Young's a valuable player.
Trish is an AI.
Yeah, right.
When I show you what we got.
We know now.
The mystery will be over, guys.
Don't you worry.
Looks like Craig Howard as a little kid.
It's funny. Anytime I see someone with a red shirt, not the face, the mystery will be over guys don't you worry looks like craig howard as a little kid you know
it's funny anytime i see someone with a red shirt it does not not not the face but like when i close
it and you just look at the picture it doesn't look like craig howard kind of i don't know why
the flat bill the red shirt it's yeah it's the hat the red shirt combo i wonder if craig's favorite
color is red god these glasses make me look like a jew doesn't it it makes my nose look like it's a it's a it's a prank nose i feel like you got richer that's for sure with these glasses yeah
my mom corrects me today you're very mad i'm like damn i'm 33
mad as fuck years old mad as fuck i'm 33 mad as fuck years old
male female i'm 33 male female 33 motherfucking years old oh that one okay
emma wines beans i don't mind pissed off but i hate when someone has to have to take a piss oh
oh oh you look so rocky it's craig Ritchie. Oh, that would be cool.
Hey, if I found out that Trish was Craig Ritchie.
You'd have a new best friend.
Oh, my God.
I'd have to fucking fly out to England and do his dishes for a week or some shit.
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It's the only thing I drink. Oh, that's not true. It's the only thing I drink
oh that's not true
it's the only thing I drink at home
that's not true either
I mostly drink
it's the only thing in my grinder
it's the only thing in my coffee grinder
it's the only beans I have
I drink it 99% of the mornings
sometimes the coffee machine
needs to be descaled
whatever the fuck that means
and then I have to drink some
the strong coffee
I just went through a descaling
myself
Judy Reed
panic mode setting the
fire alarm Judy please don't do this
please Sevan
similar to when our kids found out there
was no easter bunny santa tooth fairy oh i think you guys are going to be very happy
tripping right now exclusive trish content john young i didn't do it john young did it
trish is tripping i have quick coffee i have quick coffee i do quick coffee i haven't quit
it in a while but but I do quit coffee.
One time I quit it for like a year. I like to quit it for a month. My wife just quit it like for six months. I think she might be back on it.
Just to quit it?
Yeah, just to get away from that caffeine.
And when I say coffee, by the way, i'm lumping up all caffeine like i don't
just quit like i'm not quitting i would never quit coffee and then like take fucking uh what
what's that stuff you drink before you work out what's that called pre-workout pre-workout yeah
i don't drink coffee but i have two scoops of pre-workout
stupid yeah john young did it uh we're coming oh here we go what's this uh we're coming out
with a product uh to compete with strong coffee oh good yeah because that to be honest with you
those strong coffee packets i don't know how good they are for you but the little paper ones where
you rip and you pour it in there those are fucking good that shit's legit uh And finally, I got my needles from Paper Street Coffee.
I got my needles from California Hormones, and I got peptides.
So there's one needle that you use to take the water out
and then squirt it into the vial where the peptides are,
and then you mix it up, you roll it, you don't shake it,
according to Andrew Hiller.
And then I'm'm gonna grab this
muscle that's hurt and i'm gonna inject the peptides into it you're gonna be cool with that
you could just stick yourself with a needle i think so oh i thought so too oh oh oh i see
i see yeah i'm still fasting but you know it's trippy chris i was actually i still felt yeah
every every um in the last three years i've only missed three weeks three sundays they say i stopped
eating saturday night i don't eat again till monday morning but my belt loop is the biggest
it's been in my entire life right now and larges don't fit me anymore like i won't go out in this
shirt because i'll be too busy pulling it off my body the whole time and i hate that
an xl guy now or what no i won't go to an xl but something has happened i've just gotten old
and i'm not i'm not metabolized something has happened i don't know what
my wife thinks it's because i'm drinking a little bit more sometimes because sometimes i won't drink
at all sometimes i mean i was six months drinking. But lately I've been drinking a little bit.
I feel like drinking makes people puffy.
And maybe that's what's happened to me.
But to go up to a larger belt size is kind of crazy.
Because even when my belt's tight, I would keep it at the smaller size and just deal with it.
Just be like, okay, well, just don't eat until it feels comfortable.
That's a healthy relationship.
You think that's weird?. You think that's weird?
Do you think that's weird?
Yeah.
I definitely have eating disorder,
but I'm okay with it.
Not like,
I'm not like,
I'm okay.
I like it.
Yeah.
I embrace it.
I embrace it.
Grace found an old picture of us on her phone and she was like,
wow,
Savan's really leaned out since this.
And you've had.
Oh,
really?
It was weird that you're saying that you have gone up a belt size yeah
oh well i have a lot of muscle on me too there you go it's all that bench press dude that's
how those shirts sticking and i've been doing five well yesterday i was running at the skate
park and the kid skate instructor goes look at your titties bounce i was i didn't really like
that you let him talk about your body like that dude dad dad bod yeah it's it's it's it's it's it's it's not as good
even as good as a dad bod but it goes it does shit like it's good it runs around and and does
stuff it can it's good it's operation fully operational um this fucking morning it's you
have to understand yesterday i got up at 5 a.m. to fucking accommodate Hunter.
And then this morning, so I was going to sleep until 6.
But no, not this morning.
I hear my wife screaming.
My eyes open and it's fucking dark in my room still.
I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
And she's yelling at the dog, no, no, no.
And the dog runs into my room.
It's a big fucking dog
it's like five dogs in one not fat a four-year-old fucking borble south african fucking killer
it's like a pipple on steroids comes in there and it's and i'm like oh fuck this dog has been sprayed by skunk again oh and it's gotten into the house the skunk had or the smell it's gotten into the fucking house
the dog not the skunk but it's been sprayed and it's drooling everywhere and it can't see
so at fucking 5 30 this morning me and my wife are in the fucking bathtub bathing the dog again
and i cannot stand the compassion my dog my wife has for the dog it makes me want to kill someone
like you're ready for the dog to be over like okay well we just i just
fucking pick this fucking thing up and throw him in the fucking bathtub
she's like trying to gently coax them.
My back's already fucked up.
You know what I mean?
I just grabbed one arm under her pussy and one arm under her fucking chest.
I'm like, you fucking bitch.
And I fucking dive in the fucking bathtub with her.
My wife's all fucking like, it's okay, it's okay.
She's got the water on so fucking hot
like the dog's a fucking human that would mean the dog are both panting i'm not on trt just a
fucking stud hi athena good morning nice to see you i was actually thinking about yesterday i was
thinking i was gonna call you or text you it had been a while i ran into a lady who knew you at the
um more than knew you she loved you at the – more than knew you. She loved you at the Broken Science event.
Okay, back to my story.
So get the fucking dog in there, and she's got the water too hot, and I'm trying to cool the dog, the water down.
I'm like, it's not a fucking human, and now I'm talking to my wife in a way that I don't want to be talking to her.
She's fucking already rattled, right, because the fucking dog is coming to the house.
She's basically telling me, I can do it. I can do can do it and it's like no you can't fucking do it she's trying to grab the dog
by the collar to hold him in there i'm like you can't fucking do that i got one hand on her fucking
little snub tail my fucking knuckles up against the dog's anus you know she's like oh you fuck
You know, it's like, oh, you fuck.
Soap the dog.
My wife's trying to keep the dog like comfortable with the water.
I'm like, stop putting water on the fucking dog and let me soap it.
Losing my shit.
My back's pulsating.
You know that feeling?
Yeah, it's from that aggressive grab earlier.
Yeah.
Fired it up.
And then I have that voice, that higher seven.
Calm down.
Enjoy your life.
This is fun.
You're with your wife in the bathtub at 540.
Look at her body.
This is hilarious.
Enjoy yourself. You fucking dog.
Sit the fuck down. Those two things are fucking dog. Sit the fuck down.
Like those two things are going down.
It's a fucking nuts.
I'm it's fucking nuts.
That's,
that's the problem with being enlightened.
You know what I mean?
Like you're just,
it's a fucking mess.
And I'm fucking the tension.
Oh,
it's small man syndrome.
Oh,
I thought it was,
I was enlightened.
Fuck.
Thank you.
Yeah. I woke up this morning. I'm like, i'm too little to be dealing with this big dog the world hates me i'm too short
i didn't even think that until you helped me out with it david
i could take you out on the tennis court and fucking beat you at a game of short court, you asshole.
Short court.
Okay, let's stop fooling around.
You guys want to see the fucking footage of Trish?
Oh, we're getting right into it like that?
Yeah.
Number 56.
Did I send that to you?
Yes.
Oh, that would be fucking awesome if I was Trish. That would be fucking brilliant.
Oh, no.
No. No. No. No.
No. The link.
No. Yes.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
How is that possible?
Holy shit. go back to the
go back to the original
thread where that link came in is
that possible no
people
are gonna think this is like we did this on purpose
fuck off the first person who
says that
no no
it doesn't work
text John Young and ask him what the fuck's going on
how can that be is that in the manhattan project thread or in the semi-finals thread
in the uh in the semi-finals
oh my goodness okay I still got it.
I'm clicking it. You got it?
I'm clicking it.
Nope, I don't got it.
Yeah, I got it too because it has a little thing.
But I can see the account still.
Why would that be pulled down?
I don't know.
Oh my goodness, you guys.
No, no, no.
Not clickbait, Matosian.
No.
It was Trish.
It was on the House of Highlights Instagram account.
Right?
House of Highlights?
I'm just going to see.
Wow.
Look at Ken Walters.
Sevan, you're an incredible storyteller. Keep it up. It's a pleasure listening to you in the morning. Thank you, Ken.
Thank you. I'm a passionate man. Thank you. That's awesome. It's really cool of you to notice that.
Some people say dumb shit like I'm a drama queen.
I got it.
You do?
Yeah.
The actual clip?
Yeah.
Why do you think the clip was broken
the link i have no idea that's okay that's actually really cool that that happened
okay here we go bring it up yeah trish uh i'm sorry here we go here is uh okay hurry show it jesus crime
what you gotta take a dump dropping a deuce okay here we go uh this is at a toronto raptors game
i have no idea is there a team called the toronto raptors and uh trish was spotted in the crowd while commenting on the Sevan podcast.
So this is actual footage of Trish commenting.
There she is.
Look at her.
Look at her.
Look at her.
She's watching the Sevan podcast.
Good freeze frame.
There's Ron.
There's Ron.
Yeah, and look at Ron ain't doing shit is ron just protecting his face
yeah ron's too interested in the game i think he's like what a douche look at the lady behind
trish i'd never even noticed that she's ready yeah she senses uh some systemic racism coming her way
holy shit here we go here we go action boom
man and there's a never before seen trisha's daughter trisha's daughter
god anyway there you go first uh raw uh organic footage of trish in the wild we have ron we have trisha's daughter who she um had through vaginal birth
listen to this asshole right here cornholio uh oh this is seven ones bond i apologize
uh trish would never go to an nba basketball game if she did she would never sit that close
to the floor she don't even know dude do not let your eyes lie do not let your thoughts lie to you
uh trish is a throat goat that's rude uh trish used to uh is used to balls to the face that's
well thank you god judy's awesome isn't she hey so look at look at her sweet attractive asian lady
intelligent husband classy and she just went to on her keyboard and she typed in trish
is used to balls to the face.
And then she leaned back and looked at her work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going to bring that up.
Oh, this is everyone's.
This is everyone's escape.
Yeah, it was good.
Right, Hector.
Yeah.
It was late.
Trish sends her kids to daycare yeah she's old school she didn't she doesn't know better yeah all of her kids have been
diddled at the daycare for sure it happens it makes them stronger it doesn't kill you uh
dude judy is wild savvy in the best ways. Wow. Jeremy. She's taking Jeremy.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
But I like to think that.
I'm going to keep that in my head.
I'm going to start visualizing and see what Judy is wild.
Judy is wild.
No, not that one.
No, not that one.
Do you have them marked which is which
or do you have them memorized
I just have the colors
Kenneth DeLapp
I'm disappointed just like when my dad promised to be a chaperone
on a field trip to a week of camp
but when on a
two day drinking bender and showed up five minutes before the bus left
wow
is that true
that's fucking amazing.
That's like fucking like textbook.
Oh, that is amazing.
Oh, interesting.
I bet I Instagram pull.
It was one of our people on the semifinal thread says,
I bet IG pulled it down because of bodily harm to a person.
It's possible.
But it's back up.
That's funny.
All right.
So the other day, as you guys saw,
those of you who follow me on Instagram,
you saw that I identify with being a black man i didn't i did not i kind of
knew i kind of always knew that i was culturally black like i was a hybrid i was raised in a
i'm armenian but i was raised culturally black like just always listen to rap music always just
like i just i just wanted to talk black
i just wanted to i just love i love fucking rap music i love music videos like utfo i wanted to
around with a bunch of dudes and be like i didn't like the part where your pants sag
i did not like that part i was never gonna do that and and uh and i like woofers in the in the back and i like lowered cars and i liked carrying guns
and and just like just all the stuff that rap dudes do like i like that you know what i mean
i just liked all that stuff like that street life dealing drugs i really enjoyed dealing drugs like selling drugs. Just the...
Since then, I've learned that it's actually...
Since then, I've actually learned it's...
It's redneck culture.
The blacks stole it.
All that rap shit is culturally appropriated.
They pretty much have to stop.
We should flush all that shit down the toilet.
Did you know that?
That that's all redneck culture?
That basically blacks were stripped of their culture as slaves and they were given redneck culture just because it was all fucking rednecks
that were working with them on the plantations?
Is it the rednecks or did it come from the Irish?
Whatever.
It sounds the same to me. Or is it the redneck? did it come from like the Irish? Whatever. It sounds the same to me.
Or is it like the redneck?
But southern redneck culture.
Like the way some of our callers are who calls in.
Like remember that dude who used to call in?
Dick Margerin.
Hi.
Like Gomer Pyle shit.
That's like white redneck culture and somehow the fucking blacks got it in the south.
And then they claim it's theirs.
And then like version two of redneck culture is fucking ice cube i'm serious evolution i'm serious anyway uh yeah there you go that's it uh ken walters uh i went from armenian immigrant
rosemary classy lady to someone want to be a gangster yeah totally i did
some gangster shit that's still probably kind of want to be oh here it is uh lauren lewis uh thomas
so well book black rednecks and white liberals read it yeah okay i will i heard that from
that's that's actually not true i am not going to read it but i am going to um
um listen to it i'm gonna purchase the audio yeah audiobook uh
i just got a book um two days ago what did you get economics facts and fallacies
oh that's gonna be good have you started it yet i'm just like one page in with the preface.
Did you order it online?
No, I went to Barnes & Noble and got it.
I still go to Barnes & Noble.
I still like being in the bookstore.
Got it.
Thank you.
Thank you, Lauren.
Okay.
I'm listening to – I've always been obsessed with just books.
I basically read anything I could get on the Black Panthers, 50 books on the Black Panthers.
Angela Davis to Huey Newton, all those fuckers. And their lawyer was Armenian. That was the only white dude allowed
in the group. That was kind of cool. I read everything I could on Malcolm X, everything
I could on Nelson Mandela. I was obsessed because some of you know, I was the only white dude in my
neighborhood for a couple of years. The only one. It's crazy. And I'm barely white, like I said.
it's crazy and i'm barely white like i said so anyway so so then so yesterday i'm in this market i in my instagram post i said i was in a liquor store but i'm going to tell the truth i was in
this fancy because i was just in a hurry and i just wanted to write i was in this fancy fucking
market this tiny little market and it's the kind of market where like cheeses are like hi trish
how was the basketball game armenians aren't white, they're Asian.
Yeah, which I think is closer to being black than white is.
So I'm in this market, and it's one of those fancy markets, right,
where they hand-make the burritos and the sandwiches
and the cheeses are five times as much as they should be,
and they have, like, the wooden spoons and shit for sale
and little rocks with crystals in them and just like fancy
all sorts of fancy like sparkling waters you've never heard of you know what i'm talking about
is it the one that's close to the ocean yes by the tennis courts yes yeah grace loves to go to
that place yeah that place it's cool right it's fucked up everything's so expensive so i go in
there and i'm in line and the line is slow as shit and there's five people in line in front of me
so i'm in line there with the sparkling water and i'm buying um obby something i can't remember what what did he get what did
obby get a sandwich no the juices in there are good we don't drink juice please don't say that
on the show no no it's like they like juice it like actual oh jews you like the jews are good
in that store what uh yeah you read that malcolm's autobiography in one day thick book uh alex haley great book
great book um who who uh
anyway it doesn't matter and i'm in line and about two people before it's supposed to be my turn
this kid fucking walks up and he doesn't get in line.
And then it's my turn, and he's standing there, and he's come at the line from an angle that's clearly not the line.
And I look at him, and it's a black kid.
And I say to myself, well, I'll let him go so this doesn't turn into a fucking international george floyd incident
he doesn't say the white that he doesn't fucking go and say that the fucking white man fucking
and so i go after you son and he goes no no after you i'm like god damn it
racist piece of shit i was talking to myself not him
i said oh thank you.
Shocked.
How dare he ruin my.
You just thought I was going to cut the line, didn't you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What happened?
Respectful, polite.
Yeah.
It was probably fucking Spider-Man, the new black Spider-Man, Afro Spider-Man.
Fucked up my whole fucking story.
I said, okay, cool.
And I paid for my shit. And that's when i gave the hundred dollar bill and that's when the dude starts examining it he's the first thing he says is i've never seen
a counterfeit hundred dollar bill i'm like what the fuck this is counterfeit hundred dollar bill
are the cops gonna show up is he gonna call cops am i gonna have to say something yeah am i gonna
have to tell the cops that i did not know this was a counterfeit $100 bill and the whole time I'm going to be thinking I lied?
No, he didn't cut behind me.
He wasn't a homo.
He was a black guy.
He may have been a homo.
He came at an angle where the line wasn't supposed to be coming from.
But in his defense, in the kid's defense, like the line wasn't delineated.
The only way you knew where the line – it's not like laid out on the floor.
It's not like a typical grocery store where you know the direction the line is supposed to to be he was actually probably standing in the spot that was smarter to have a line yeah the spot where i
stand and i got in trouble and they said no it's over here oh yeah yeah it's fucked up over there
right yes yes you're talking about yes yes that's cool that you know that yeah
i'm just glad they finally put down took down the plexiglass.
Kids, listen.
Dear, oh dear kids.
Dear.
Why am I listening to this guy beat someone's ass right now?
Where am I going with this?
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
Dear, oh your kids.
Go to your room.
Why am I listening to this weirdo?
I'm passionate.
You'll be lucky.
Ode to your kids.
If one day you have an eighth of the passion that i have okay uh so so i was wrong i i i i i was wrong about the uh the the the black human being the
white human being was wrong about the black human being and and i did so then i paid a hundred
dollars and i realized at that point like i'm i'm always freaked out about that i'm all anytime there's cops or like
anytime there's any authority anytime i walk in anywhere like even when i go to the movie theater
and i buy a ticket and then there's no one there to show my ticket to you know what i mean they
think you're gonna just cut it so i just think like the whole like i sit down from when i you
know what i mean like you know it's a movie theater you know when we wouldn't i don't know you when i was a kid there were like plenty of people I sit down from when I, you know what I mean? Like, you know, movie theater, you know, when we wouldn't, I don't know you,
but when I was a kid, there were like plenty of people to work in the movie theater.
Someone you paid the money to someone you bought the popcorn from,
and then someone you gave your ticket to. Now it's one person.
It's one kid with fucking bunch of holes in his face, hair dyed pink.
She sells the tickets to you.
Then she runs over to the fucking popcorn and then there's no one there to tear
your ticket. You know what i mean yep chaos it's yeah
look at blade we would have uh activated squad on your ass yeah
that's what i mean i can't um stole that for that hundred dollar bill yeah that's what i i that's
what i mean that's spoken like a cop i know you guys would so even then i'm paranoid i'm like
how do they know that i paid is someone going to come talk to me when I sit down in my seat?
And then I realized – but I'm okay with it.
I'm not complaining about it, by the way.
No one would be like, he's complaining because of – no, I'm used to it.
I'm used to always having a guilty conscience.
I'm just totally used to it.
And then I realized, oh, shit.
That's the plight of the black man.
And at that point I knew.
I am – that's the cornerstone of modern-day black pop rhetoric, narrative.
I always feel like I'm taking someone's seat that I shouldn't be taking.
Like if I'm at a restaurant.
I always have that.
I always have this like I'm just like a little – I'm just not quite adequate.
I've slipped by somehow.
I've cut a corner.
I've been dishonest.
I didn't – I could have done more.
I had $20 in my pocket.
The ticket was only $10.
I should have paid $20. I had it's dead do you feel me on that i do i know what that could talk about it's
like anytime a cop gets behind you i could see a cop from five lanes over going the other direction
i'm like oh fuck i don't even yeah dude at the rock.
Stephen Flores said he fell into a liberal trap.
I guess.
Whatever it is.
Anyway.
But I'm okay with it.
I'm not complaining about it at all.
I understand it's my full personal responsibility.
I understand I just need to take a deep breath and chill.
I'm not blaming anyone.
I'm not blaming anyone.
I take full...
Matt Burns, our meetings are close close to black I tan like a motherfucker
anyway
I thought it was funny and
I'll tell you one more thing that I just was not prepared
to share to you so I made that video and I was really
scared to post it
I was really scared to post it
but it was true and I thought it was funny and I thought it was
funny and it was true and then Adrian Conway commented funny, and I thought it was – it was funny, and it was true.
And then Adrian Conway commented on it with two laughing emojis.
I saw that.
And, like, he really is black.
He's not fake black like me.
Right.
And I was like – I felt like some validation, like, from my people.
You're like, okay.
Like, he's like, welcome.
Come inside.
Welcome.
Yeah, come in.
Enter, my friend.
That's all you needed.
Anyway.
Speaking of black,
there's a group called Antifa, number 57.
They dress in all black.
They are the whitest people you've ever seen
on planet Earth, which is bizarre.
But they dress in all black.
Oh, look, here we go.
Here we go.
Blade Walker, I feel you, Savan.
Now that I think about it, I feel black sometimes, too.
There you go.
Wad Zombie, I can say whatever I want.
Don't fucking test me, motherfucker.
Oh, no. I need to speak to Travis.
This is crazy.
Antifa member arrested following violent clash with parents outside la scored
la school board meeting had prior arrest over child sex crimes now listen i'm going to say
it again because you're going to like this part you guys antifa oh maybe i should get some rogue
equipment yeah can you scroll back to the headline so i don't accidentally buy something sorry that's
okay it's not your fault i thought there's more too i didn't realize this update antifa member arrested following violent clash with
parents outside la school board meeting had prior arrest over child sex crimes socal antifa member
eric james boyd was arrested during a brawl against Armenian-American parents in Glendale, California.
He was previously arrested on suspicion of two felony child sex crime charges with someone under the age of 14, by the way.
Guess where this guy works.
Do you have any guesses, Sousa?
Where he works?
Yeah.
I hope it's not a daycare.
Ah, it's close.
Keep scrolling.
Keep scrolling.
This, keep scrolling.
Let's go.
Where does he work?
Start saying in the comments, where does he work, people?
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not.
Yes, Jeremy, here we go.
CrossFit.
Uh-oh.
No.
No.
Uh-oh.
No.
Uh-oh.
The crowd of parents, mostly Armenian, Hispanic and Christian, were protesting the school board's pride celebrations and indoctrination of their children into radical gender ideology.
One of the Antifa members involved in the violent clash with parents outside of a school board meeting in Glendale, California, on June 6th, was identified as Eric James Boyd.
The childless 35-year-old was arrested for his involvement in the incident and charged with a misdemeanor.
However, his $10,000 bail was quickly posted.
Keep scrolling.
Hang on, hang on.
He has a long history of organizing with Antifa in Southern California and is associated with Antifa extremists.
Oh, I'm sorry. Are there Antifa people who aren't extremist assholes?
Anyway, he works at a place.
I think it's called CrossFit Survival.
He's the fucking head coach.
Yeah, it looks like that's like a background there.
He's the head coach.
God, that guy looks like he uses cock as chapstick.
My goodness.
My goodness.
Orange Theory.
I wish it was Orange Theory.
It bums me out so much that he's a fucking CrossFitter.
Boyd, who works in the fitness industry,
previously used Twitter to coordinate with other far-left extremists.
How to best – he was releasing a guide on how to best engage in violence.
God.
Yeah, I think it's CrossFit.
Let me see.
I'm going to type in CrossFit survival, Eric Boyd.
I tried to find stuff last night, but it looks like they're scrubbing.
It looks like the gym scrubbed them across.
Oh, as soon as I put in Eric Boyd, it offers up steroids to search.
Excuse me.
Yeah, Eric Boyd, head of CrossFit Survival
at Delta State University, Los Angeles County.
He's the head coach of CrossFit Survival
based in La Crescenta, California.
Previously, Eric was the owner at Interactive Fitness.
I would like to lift some weights with you
and then go beat some parents
who don't want their kids to be
indoctrinated uh sexually you have to understand most people do not give a fuck of whether it's
gay or straight they don't want any fucking sex talks in their school you have to understand that
la crescenta la crescenta oh there's another ermin Armenian not an Antifa member of this one
did I know
cool picture he's like playing blackjack
poker maybe poker
uh clock
Greg Glassman after firing Russell Berger
I'm crazy proud of the gay community in CrossFit
I'm crazy proud of the gay community in CrossFit too
I'm crazy proud of everyone in CrossFit
I appreciate you bringing up the point dickhead
anyway fuck antifa what a fucking mess it's a it's a direct parallel by the way it's it's
state and state shit it's the same as the klu klux Klan. Hitler had those same dudes in World War II in Germany.
We have them here.
It's just – it's step for step for when you get state and state.
By state and state, it's when there's a state inside the state where the social laws start to become stronger than the actual laws.
So we're underfunded.
laws so i did and but i'm going to give you a really scary uh i'm going to read something really scary to you there's there's two really scary things about the that are could pass in
california god i hope they don't pass uh one of them is uh there's a scott weiner who i met with
greg who's a complete douchebag like one one of the most pathetic excuses for a man I've ever actually personally met out of San Francisco.
I think he's a congressman, and he's trying to pass a law.
I think it's going to go to assembly.
Is that what it's called?
Where if your kid wants to transition and you don't get them gender affirming care, that's child abuse.
That's crazy.
I think that would be – I would have to leave – let me say that again.
So if your kid wants to have his penis cut off and you don't help him go down that path, that's considered child abuse and your child could be
taken away i don't think i could stay in a state like that i think at that point i might have to go
i don't know it's actually past you fuck dude it's crazy it's basically saying so just so like
when i was a kid i wanted to be the six million dollar man that some people want to be pirates like imagine like going to your mom and dad and be like i want to be a pirate
and then they don't chop your leg off and remove one of your eyes and get you a patch
and so it takes you away yeah the state takes your kid away like you can't be like hey can we wait to
my kid like i don't even want to have to ask they hey can i wait till my kid's 18 until he chops his
dick off like just leave me alone until my kid's older.
So your kid's a fucking adult.
Yeah.
Like, if I'm not feeding my kid, if I have my kid locked in a cage in the basement and I'm not feeding them, I get it.
You have to intervene.
Yeah, there's abuse happening there.
Man, it's bizarre.
Okay, but look at this.
This one's fucking crazy.
Number 61. This one's fucking crazy uh number 61 this one's this one's crazy too a california taking a big step to legalizing shoplifting
something has happened to where people like george floyd are heroes
and i i don't i don't know what's happening but california is about to pass a law are you ready for this to where
if you see someone stealing something you cannot stop them
it's illegal to stop criminals which is pretty much already happening now
so so like i saw a guy steal a – I saw a guy steal a – I saw this homeless guy steal a Chinese immigrant lady's –
I saw this drug addict with a blanket over his shoulders steal a Chinese immigrant's bicycle outside of a ping pong place a year ago.
I was with my mom in Abbey two years ago.
You witnessed him steal it
yeah it was he stole it i was 10 feet away from him i saw him walk up to the bike rack um throw
the blanket over the bike i was like this is really fucking weird he's got the blank blanket
over his head and then right then the chinese lady came out and starts like like being like
hey what the fuck in chinese and then he rides away and when he's like 10 feet away or 15 feet
away i realized oh
fuck he just clipped her bike so i chased him i called i called 9-1-1 you know what's crazy
i chased him yeah i chased him for fucking like a half a mile and and i called the cops 9-1-1
while i was calling them and they said where are you and i have no idea i'm in a marsh
i chased him into a marsh on a dirt trail and And they found me. They pinged me. They pinged my phone and found me.
The dude got away.
I did call the cops.
And when the cops got there,
when the cops got there,
they told me,
I said,
I said,
I said,
Hey,
if I caught him,
I was just going to push him off the bike.
And then I was going to pick the bike up.
And then when he came at me,
I was going to throw the bike at him.
And they told me,
you can't do that.
I go, what do you mean?
They said he could press charges on you for hurting him.
I mean, he stole this fucking lady's bike.
It doesn't matter.
I thought you were going to say the cops pulled up and then arrested you
because you identify as a black man.
Look, the only person who likes what I did is Judy, the Chinese lady.
Everyone else is like, you're an asshole for calling cops.
That's what I mean.
Look, these are the tards that think it's bad to call the cops. Someone called the cops.
I know I'm reading into that, but still allow me. And he's dicking me. Call the cops. Shocker.
Like it's something bad. Like I should have helped the criminal. Like I should have kicked the Chinese lady in the cunt.
Is that what I should have done? I should pull out my phone and filmed it.
These are the people who like when a woman's getting beat on the street, they just pull out their phone and film it.
Thank you, Judy. I know.
Just pull it.
Man, it's crazy.
Stefan is a real-life Batman.
I am.
I've chased down four muggers like that that's
like borderline mugging yeah in my life don't do that in the last few years actually unless it's
like in direct relation to something where you if you're like forced to like what if you're in one
of those things you chase someone down and my fight just shoots you yeah you're right one time
i chased a dude into a back of a house with – anyway, this is real. Will you scroll down a little bit? I want to read this to you. This is real.
So basically they're going to say that, hey, if you – in California, if you see someone steal, it's against the law to jump in.
If California isn't already the nation's shoplifting leader, it soon will be if State Senator Dave cortez's sp553 became law according to some
retailers the bill just passed the state senate and now moves over to assembly
ostensibly aimed at curbing workplace violence listen to how they fucking
a nice way of saying criminals who come in to steal stuff and create the conditions for violence
california retailers so they come in and create the conditions for violence and we have
to back down so that it doesn't cause a lot it's like not allowing cops to chase people it's nuts
it says no employee can approach someone who is shoplifting so even if someone is trained on how
to deter someone from doing that now they're not allowed to approach someone so what does that mean
we're opening up the door to allow people to walk into the stores and steal and walk out.
Opening the doors?
Dude, it's done.
Do you know how happy Amazon is right now?
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah, e-commerce all the way.
I mean, in San Francisco, a lot of those major stores already are gone anyways.
You guys, this isn't, like, here's the thing too.
If I read this to you five years ago, you guys would all say I'm a fucking idiot.
But now it's 7 44 AM on June 10th, 2020.
What?
Three.
Is that where we're at?
Yeah. 2023.
This is unreal. Yeah. Even my mom said to me the other day probably not supposed to say this but I was so happy she goes something's not right I I know I'm I'm fully thank you
it meant a lot to me to hear my mom say that wait what the do you eat sleekies comment uh dude oh god this is really
pissed me off yeah uh dude trapped in me in my car and stood there jerking off while staring at
me called the cops and no one showed no one's going to save you you need to learn my favorite
jujitsu move it's called a concealed. Are you allowed to shoot someone for jerking
off in your car?
No.
You can't be like, I feel like my life is threatened?
You can't be like,
I feel like my life is threatened?
Maybe.
I don't know enough about the law to know.
I cannot fucking believe that
happened.
You can't shoot somebody unless yeah you could
prove that your life was in danger yeah the criminals will follow the law yeah
it's crazy that is crazy
that's nuts
That's nuts.
I don't know what I would do if I found out that that happened to my wife.
Wouldn't be good if you knew who it was.
Jeremy, world, was Rosemary under a heavy barbell when she said that?
No, but I had her in a rear naked joke a few weeks.
Oh shit. This happened a few weeks ago,
but no,
couldn't shoot him without getting tossed in jail.
Oh shit.
Sleeky does have concealed carry.
Holy shit.
I had a girl.
You think that's a girl?
Okay.
Okay. I had a girl. You think that's a girl? Or a guy. I mean,
doing the scenario
of trapped in the car with a dude
jerking off, I would assume it was a female.
But you're right. It could be
a dude jerking off and you're trapped
in your car.
If it was a guy
and a guy, would you just fucking like hit him with the car door?
Oh, Jedediah Snellson.
Technically, he shot at you first.
I'm a chick.
Oh, my goodness.
I mean, what would you do if somebody started jerking off
and tried to trap you in your car?
I feel like that's a much more scary scenario for a female.
I don't know what I would do.
Spit on it?
I don't know what I would do.
Okay, let's get this over with.'re just gonna make it go faster let me
oh oh my uh oh caleb's caleb sent the clip caleb where the fuck are you
i've seen caleb in forever is he okay someone should check in on caleb wellness check hey i um
uh my wife just texted me and said i was not screaming. Did I say she was screaming in the story?
No.
Oh.
No, when she woke up maybe and you heard her yelling.
Okay, yelling.
She was yelling.
Maybe not screaming.
Yelling for sure.
Yelling for sure.
How about yelling?
This isn't the fucking interactive show with my family, with text people.
Oh, here we go.
Shit.
Here we go shit here we go i've been traumatized by a jerker
offer walking to his walking to high school back in the day yeah hey dude i remember being in
elementary school and there was a dude who would drive around the school and fucking
and jerk off oh yeah there was one at our high school too it was kind of normal back then oh i did hear about gavin newsom's 28th
amendment what a fucking shit show how he wants to fucking ban assault rifles he's such a fucking
idiot uh number 60 and again that is that could be a deal breaker though for um
would that be it would Would that be the...
If someone can just be like...
Yeah, if the law can just say, hey...
That's already happening, dude.
If the law can just say, hey, you didn't chop your kid's dick off,
we're taking your kid away.
Oh, that one, not the shoplifting one.
Yeah.
Oh, this is crazy this is this was one of those ones i wasn't sure whether i should
share this or not uh this guy on the left his name is demarco demarco uh his his account is
private i if this guy's account was public i would have contacted him and invited him on the show the
guy on the left the black big, big black yoke, dude.
I had a for sure.
I don't think I'll ever talk about this.
Sebi, weirdest place you jerked off.
I'm not going there.
But thanks for asking.
But I got a couple of crazy stories.
Matt Burns.
Are you a drinker offer?
Nowhere where there was other people. I'll tell you that i've never never like that i've never like worked on the i never lived like in the 20th story and like looked out
the window and jerked off to people walking by or nothing weird like that nothing like the top of
people people's head to get me although that movie fast times at ridgemont high when he's
jerking off with that girl in the in the in the pool it's funny i never thought of him as a creep for that but it's probably pretty creepy but i've never done anything crazy like
that solo man okay here we go listen to this guy this guy's crazy mr marco fleming are you gay
i'm bisexual are you top or bottom i'm a top dom top aggressive top can you describe what
dom top means dom top means which means i grab you describe what dom top means? Dom top means, which
means I grab you by your back and neck, put your face
down, ass up, and fuck the shit out of you, and
have you walk crazy for days.
Walk crazy for days? Crazy for
days, which means you'll be real sore, and you'll
be calling me on the phone, Daddy DeMarco,
I need help, I'm sore, give me
some Tylenol. That's what that means.
Alright, honestly, I don't think I can
handle it, but I appreciate your honesty. I know you can't
handle it. I can tell the way you walk, you can't handle it.
My dick is big. They call me King Kong in my pants.
I know you can't handle it, but I'll make sure I go real
gentle with you. Because you're cute.
Thank you so much. I like it gentle.
I got you on that. Thank you so much.
I cannot kiss, though. You cannot kiss? No, I have
a boyfriend. He has a boyfriend. I got a husband.
What does that mean? You didn't see the engagement ring
on my neck? It was the program. My name is Demarco Fleming, all right? Period. Thank you again. It's a pleasure. He has a boyfriend. I got a husband. What does that mean? You didn't see the engagement ring on my neck? It was the program. My name is DeMarco
Fleming, all right? Period. Thank you again.
It's a pleasure. My pleasure. Thank you.
You're awesome. My name is DeMarco
Fleming.
You're like, what did I
just hear? Oh
my gosh.
That guy was camera ready.
Aggressive top.
Kenneth the lab.
Someone call Alex Stein. I think we found
his next wife's baby daddy.
Oh, that would be hilarious.
Wow. Look, even
Anita Dick in me is like, what the fuck?
Holy shit. Olivia, they hooked
up later.
Christine Young. Okay, no thank you.
What?
Not for everybody?
Wow.
It's almost like
he's justifying being gay
because I hurt dudes
with my dick.
It's okay because I'm a power top.
Just letting you know.
I love his energy too.
Yeah.
I agree.
Fucking crazy.
Based off that, you'd hang out with that guy.
Turntable, I think Stefan just identified with being black again.
He says, you're a cool guy or you're interesting at the end,
but his body language is like – but I can't.
But he was getting the hell out of there.
Not only do I not have you ass-pound me, I can't even talk to you.
I can't even handle talking to you.
Wow.
Yeah, over-explaining for a reason, yeah.
Really painted the picture.
Oh, Kenneth, you're not gay if you're on top
alright
that's how that works
alright well that
that's one of those ones where I listen to
I'm like does that go on the show or does that not
go on the show
it's funny how much of these like pop up
in my feed too because I've already
seen like a few of them but just
one of the same algorithm
yeah yeah
hey because I've already seen like a few of them but just one of the same algorithm yeah yeah yeah
hey
algorithm
I was thinking about this today
you know who's the most you know there's this
like gay people are marginalized
and black people are
marginalized and I don't know
short people are marginalized
and tranny trannies are marginalized
and there's all this shit that's marginalized.
Yeah.
And it's a political movement, right? That's a political movement?
100%.
Isn't it bizarre that the most marginalized people are the conservative versions of those?
There's a weird irony to that.
Like truly marginalized?
What do you mean?
Like if you're gay,
if you're gay and you're conservative,
you're the true marginalized group,
not the gay fucking liberal.
If you're black and you're conservative,
you're the truly marginalized.
Because the people who are screaming
that they're marginalized fucking hate you
and if if what they're saying is right the white people hate you
or the straight people hate you or whatever whatever whoever's originally doing the
original marginalization hates you do you get what i'm saying yeah yeah yeah movements is a
fucking joke it's more just di fucking insanity i was just thinking about that they lay play 59 this is
fucking it's crazy it's crazy basically the the old the identity the identity of the cultural
identity of certain things like we were talking about yeah this guy's fucking brilliant this fucking guy
here we go this is uh I think this guy claims he's gay
here we go
he has an organization called gays against groomers
oh that's the guy
I think this is him
oh his haircut is horrible
I need to work on that
okay here we go
flag this flag
does not represent me.
When you're a conservative gay and you have conservative traditional values,
it doesn't represent you.
I am tired.
I am tired of this community trying to represent me
and the millions of people that support people like me
and the people in this building are upset because they think that they're being marginalized.
Do you see Chinese people in here upset that we're not flying the Chinese flag on Chinese New Year's?
No. You see my community, the gay people that want to be marginalized, that make victims of ourselves.
This flag that I'm standing on no longer represents me.
This is not your fault. I'm not yelling at you.
I'm upset because people like this are constantly representing my community.
They make us look like fools. They make us look dumb.
And I'm tired of it.
This flag does not represent everyone.
With liberty and justice for all.
That flag, this flag, the American flag, 13 stripes and 50 stars represent us.
Not this.
Not this.
And if the gay community would wake up, we wouldn't have this pushback. Stop indoctrinating children and these types of things wouldn't
happen.
One more thing.
One more thing.
Do you know where I can find a trash can?
The pride flag?
Hey,
do you think that there's any chance that's the majority?
What do you mean? Who's the majority? Do you think that gay's any chance that's the majority? What do you mean? Who's the majority?
Do you think that gay conservatives are now the majority?
And we just don't know it.
Do you think most gays hate?
Like, it's got to be like, I'm guessing if you were to poll people who were who are black,
that 51% to to 99% said life was easier before them before the BLM movement.
Like that kid in that
liquor store that I said was a black kid, I would have
never noticed that was a black kid 10 years
ago, 5 years ago.
Never in a million years just would have been some
clean, I would have just clean cut kid with a
backpack.
I would have never, I never
didn't give two fucks if someone, now gay people
like everywhere they go, there's this whole
narrative behind them. isn't that kind of the point of why they push all that rhetoric so just
but if i'm gay or if i'm black i don't want that i just want to go about my life i don't want i
don't want this media made narrative i'm guessing most of gay people are like fuck couldn't we just
put the flag up at our house and party just and like –
Yeah, throw it up at half the bar.
Like they ruin their shit.
Yeah, just go to the bar and just like –
Yeah, that would be interesting to know.
I used to go to the gay pride parade a lot in San Francisco.
The Love Fest, I used to do all that shit in the city.
You have to understand too like it was always a hyper sexualized event
it's like no other event you've been to the gay pride shit it's not it's not um you know like you
know like on christmas when you go on easter or when you or christmas when you go to church
and everyone's all dressed up and it's packed in their shoulder to shoulder and like everyone's
dressed and completely covered gay pride parade is not like that there's you always see dick you always see
trannies you always see assless chaps it's a it's a sex party it's a hyper site it's a sex party and
that's what the full flag was it was like what it is is like accept us because we like the same
genitalia in our face that we have in our pants that that's the premise of it i'm not even upset
at you about that i I think that's cool.
But I heard the United Nations has pulled down every single country flag and put up the gay flag there.
Is that true?
United Nations pride flags?
Have you ever seen the United Nations in New York, Sousa?
Fucking cool. It's a fucking incredible –
I've never been to New York. You havenork you haven't no oh you should go soon you
definitely go before you have kids it's fucking awesome or used to be awesome new york city's
dope especially if you're young shit i can't find this um
oh yeah here it is united Nations replaces all 193 country flags.
Oh, and this video is of a gay guy who hates it.
Yeah, so we live in fucking bizarro world.
Yeah, and San Francisco police storm put the gay flag. Yeah. Right. Gays are for degeneracy. Christians are for dressing well and worshiping God with your family.
I'm not necessarily I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean it like gays in their totality.
I'm just saying that there's a distinguished there's I should use a different example.
There's a distinguished – I should have used a different example.
When blacks and Mexicans and Armenians meet on the streets in Los Angeles and they bring their cars and do donuts in the parking lot, they dress completely covered up in leather jackets and boots and pack guns in their waistband.
It's a different event than the gay pride parade. I didn't mean to use Christians as an example. So you could word it like that.
Yeah.
I see what you did.
Yeah.
But you know what I'm saying?
What's that called?
When they do the donuts and the cars sideshow,
baby.
Yeah.
Sideshow drifting.
Yeah.
Compared to that.
Yeah.
There's not,
there's not,
people aren't packing guns and bringing their fucking lowered Honda civic to
the fucking gay pride parade.
They're bringing their leather fucking chaps,
lube poppers, mystasy, and alcohol.
That's how those fuckers celebrate.
Because the whole thing is accept us for whose dick we want in our mouth or don't want.
And that's okay.
But that makes it so that that movement shouldn't be integrated into public schools
uh what oh here we go what evidence do we have homosexuals don't love our new state religion
aside from the few ig videos we don't well my friends but you're right you're i can't argue
i'm just hoping i'm just hoping that like like if all the the Armenians started killing everyone on the planet,
I would hope that I would be like,
Oh fuck,
that's not right.
I wouldn't just be like,
well,
if the Armenians are doing it,
so I stand behind them.
So I'm hoping that there's like people out there who are gay,
who are like,
yeah,
this is fucked up.
And I,
and I,
and I want to say it's the majority,
but I have no evidence of that.
It's almost like all the cities and stuff go along with it meaning like for the for pride
month and like hang like hang the flags and they do in the schools and they make this like super
predominant thing because almost knowing that a certain group of people are going to be like hey
why are we doing this i don't agree with it then we're going to then they're going to say see this
is why we have to do it because people like you don't accept it. You know what I mean? Yeah.
So it's like pushed, it's pushed at you.
Whether you're totally cool with it, you don't care.
Have no, no issue.
Everybody does what they want.
But now it's being like pushed at you and it's being put in front of maybe your kids
and things like that.
So then when you're like, hey, this is too far,
then that gives the excuse of like,
see, this is why we have to do it.
Because people like you are, you know, homophobic transphobic, and this is why it needs it.
And you're like, wait, what?
Doesn't it tell you something?
Christian extremism is packed church on Easter for homosexuals.
Extremism is pedophilia and transitioning kids.
I can't do that because i i don't think
pen i don't think uh um uh gays and um i don't i i don't have evidence that gays
have a disproportional amount of
pedophilia like like i do not know if this is true i probably shouldn't say this out loud but
from what i've heard is the state of utah has the highest rate of suicides i haven't vetted this
because there's so much um uh pedophilia there incest there shit like that
and and you know are those people gay i don't think so so so i can't i don't know if it goes
i don't know if that culture don't get me wrong i know it's in that culture but i don't think so. So I can't – I don't know if it goes – I don't know if that culture – don't get me wrong.
I know it's in that culture, but I don't know if it's like more so than Christians.
I just can't say that.
Yeah, this is it.
This is more – John George.
I'm more – why does it have to be celebrated?
You're gay.
Great.
Be happy.
Yeah, that's it.
And it can be celebrated with your community, especially if you feel marginalized. I don't mind fucking – I was straight and I went to all those parades. I don't mind having Black History Day and we all go down there and fucking you know it's maybe not appropriate for kids and we go down there and party i don't mind fucking jew day
and everyone brings their menores out i don't mind 420 i don't mind earth day yeah
i mean we're all on the same page. It's clearly just overcorrected. It's just clearly overcorrected.
It's fucking nuts.
But if I have to fucking choose, if I have to fucking choose.
Oh, here we go.
So Jake's bringing some.
There's a historical context to gays being hated and ostracized.
Facts.
Low population levels needed higher reproduction at times of higher population.
Communities accepted more.
It's all on repeat.
I didn't get that last part so much, but yeah.
And so that's what we've overcorrected.
The same thing has happened to probably Christians
and everyone.
Columbus Day, I'm totally fine with Columbus Day.
I love a Columbus Day.
You can have Martin Luther King Day,
can have fucking whoever found Jehovahhovah witness day i'm fine with
all that shit i love pride festival i know me too i used to was fucking awesome it was so fucking
cool yeah i would not take a kid definitely it's not i'm telling you it's a sex party it's cool
it's fucking nuts and and i also understand that other people are like offended but like
some guys don't like looking at other guys cock and balls and chodes and just all the crazy shit.
It could get overwhelming for me too, but it's funny.
I think part of it is just funny and wild.
See a dude walking around with a dick and a set of tits.
Your brain's like, huh?
I need another shot.
You know, it's like –
Yeah, the north and the south are confused i enjoy going to i the part of me
enjoys being at disneyland and there's someone so obese trying to get into a seat that they can't
get into enjoy i'm not like not even angry i'm not i'm just it's like just enjoy the i'm just
like wow i'm just glad i'm here to see like the skunk this morning like part
of me is like wow here's my wife and i at 5 40 in the morning i'm fucking angry and pissed but i
kind of want to just fucking rip her top off and bang her you know it's like i'm just i'm
like the excitement of life like i'm seeing all her muscles get all crazy she's in the bathtub I didn't tell this part
so I go back to the fucking bedroom
and Joseph
my son who's six
doesn't even open his eyes and he goes
it doesn't help when you get angry
I'm like I know
damn asshole
I know
doesn't help when you get angry um uh someone answer honestly would you want your sons to be gay all else equal given the choice
i'm not sure i understand the question because i i don't think it no i i don't want it's a
misleading question i don't want my sons to be, but I don't want them to be straight either.
I don't have that – I don't have that story in me.
I'm not saying it's right or it's wrong.
I watch zero porn like that.
I don't do any – I've already explained that to you.
I don't do any gay porn or weird – I don't do any weird porn because I'm afraid I might like it.
I won't even.
What if I chubbed up?
I don't want to be gay.
I'm just so happy
with the little niche I'm in.
Kiss, feel titties,
fuck, go to sleep.
I'm so happy with my little niche.
Doggy style occasionally.
Cowboy. Sex in the living room
it's my birthday yeah
uh occasionally when my wife lets me do it without a condom i'm totally it's cool it's
chill i'm happy with the little treats i got. I don't have – where was I?
I don't have a – if you would have asked me before I had kids, I would have said I didn't want my sons to be –
I wouldn't want my kids to be gay, whether they're sons or girls, because I wouldn't want their life to be harder.
I would have said that.
But now I don't care.
Like now that I have kids, something is happening.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Like now that I have kids, something is happening. I don't care. I don't care. So you don't have a preference between the marrying the mother of your grandkids or wanting other men. Those are equal realities. You don't have a preference between marrying the mother. I don't understand that. Marrying, that's a crazy family treat. Marrying the mother.
I don't, marrying the mother.
You have a preference between marrying the mother of your grandkids or wanting other men.
I can't do that.
I would need to draw that out.
I'm not sure what that family, I'm not sure what you're saying.
I just don't, I just don't, I don't think like that anymore.
It's weird.
I just have kids. Like, I just don't think like that anymore. It's weird. I just have kids.
I just don't think like that.
I want my kids to be healthy and strong and fast.
I will tell you this.
I don't know where this is going, but when my mom said to me in passing,
I think my mom thought I wasn't going to have kids,
and I think she was disappointed
because she thought i was going to miss out on something in life and yesterday i was at a
fucking awesome awesome party at greg glassman's house a fucking amazing caller hold on a second
my phone's not hooked up sorry we didn't have the thing going sorry hold on caller yesterday i was
in an awesome party at greg glass's house, and I interrupted the party.
Shit, what's going on here?
Caller, hold on.
Sorry.
Bluetooth.
I have to do this every show now.
Reconnect the phone.
Really?
Yeah, just because if you don't, it's a shitty connection.
Oh, okay.
Like reboot it up each time?
Yeah, just reconnect it.
Okay, caller, hi.
Hey, what's up? So could you think of it this way, of maybe someone who is gay and practices being gay, more of a lifestyle than like a religion?
Because I am friends with people who are Democrats, Republicans, Independents, people who work out, people who don't work
out. And I think that's where we're blurring
the lines. People like to think, you
know, being gay
is their end all be all
and it defines them. It doesn't define them.
It's just like you said, like
I would love to go to Disney World and
see all these people doing that. Do I go
to Disney World? No, I don't go to
Disney World. I hate that shit. But I know people who I'm friends with
who love going to Disney World. They have all the stickers on the car. I don't think
any less of them. You know what I'm saying?
Kind of, but I'm struggling with Disneyland because
you triggered me. Just Disney triggers me, so we got to use during example.
But what about um he he
the sex thing is i don't think that about the sex thing because it's such a powerful mechanism
do you know what i mean like so you do agree with this that we want to breathe and then we want to
uh fuck and then we want food and then we want shelter kind of like in that order i mean like
fucking's like people want to uh i can't speak for women
but dudes want to do that and so i feel like almost everything we're doing is if when we're
not doing that is kind of centered around trying to do that yeah like like susan i have shelter so
that our girl can sleep at night so that she can jerk us off in the morning i mean like that's why
we go to work i mean it's a little crass and i know a little oversimplifying but you know what i'm saying like could it be this could it be the same way as
someone like media outlets showing the gay pride parade like i saw this clip of
this guy in uh leather getting ripped by somebody uh can you can you see that as the opposite polar
opposite of someone going to a firing range with AK-47s on the conservative side?
Like the media shows this one side of the gay community.
Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah.
It's like total extreme polar opposites.
Okay.
Do they do that though?
I don't feel like the media ever really does show the gay stuff.
I'm in New York, so they do show it, but not on the news.
Listen, with your algorithms and your Instagram pages,
a lot of my algorithm is very conservative stuff,
but stuff will pop up that is more liberal and gay pride, stuff like that.
Listen, I accept it. That's what's going to happen. But I just feel like as though people are really
blurring the lines of, you know, what's what's normal, what's not normal. Listen,
my wife's best friend is gay and he lives in Los Angeles, but he does not partake in that
type of culture of what we're,
what we're talking about right now.
Um, uh, that it's weird when you mentioned my algorithm, I felt vulnerable.
I would rather, I'd rather you see new photos of me than know my algorithm.
Isn't that weird? Um,
Start posting them then.
Uh, yeah, I, I, I hear what you're saying i i think i hear what you're saying
can you can you see extremes it's too extreme okay
meaning there's just normal conservative there's just normal conservatives like maybe like me who
just like just want to be just like left alone and there's just normal gay people who aren't like
aren't hanging the flag up do you think the vast majority are like that they're just fucking just like hey yeah so i just did
like dudes or i just like chicks like yeah whatever yeah it's just it's just like uh there's
one percent on one side one percent of the other the one percent for the the liberal gays want to
whip each other in the streets and and wear wear those outfits. And the 1% of the conservatives want to get those jacked up trucks,
blowing out smoke,
say,
you know,
with,
with a fuck Brandon stickers all over the place.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
This guy is very similar.
This guy,
Steven Flores says that's not shown enough.
Love,
not lust.
But,
but I mean,
you could say,
well,
okay.
All right.
Just an idea.
Yeah.
I like it.
It's good. It's good perspective. Thank you. All right. Just an idea. Yeah, I like it. It's good.
It's a good perspective.
Thank you.
All right, dudes.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Who's on the phone?
Who's on the phony?
I don't know.
I didn't want to.
I don't ask usually.
I feel like I have a nose hair.
Probably shouldn't use my podcast cam to find it.
He's not while we're live.
Can you see those?
Dude, you got the Manscaped 4.0 package at the house.
What are you doing ripping them out?
You can see those nose hairs.
Can you see it?
There's a gray one.
Do you see it?
I can see the gray one off the purple of the shirt.
Yeah.
I just pulled out a nose hair. How many podcasts do you think it i could see the gray one off the purple of the shirt yeah yeah i just pulled out
a nose hair how many podcasts do you think have done that i don't know but you did one to my mom
will never forget it oh pulled out a nose hair pick my nose pick your nose oh yeah that's like
he turned it on to watch it during a lot of clues and he picked his nose it was so gross. Oh, it happens. Number 58.
Number 58, Amanda Nunes.
She's right.
It is gross. Jonathan Ortega, Amanda Nunes fights tonight,
and Steffi Cohen ring debut was yesterday, I think.
That wasn't her.
Oh, rug.
It was her UFC fight pass debut.
I wonder how she did.
UFC Charles Oliveira and Amandaunez honored for clean test
history if you scroll down a little more i think amanda nunez now holds the record for most uh
drug tests passed uh jeffrey novitsky ufc senior vice president of athlete health and performance
was on hand to award nunez with a commemorative pin for reaching 75 clean tests under the USADA program.
That's a first for any fighter aside from Henry Cejudo.
Nowitzki pointed out that some of Cejudo's tests came from his Olympic days
where he was also under USADA's purview.
Amanda Nunes fights tonight.
I want to say I could give two fucks about the fight,
but the chick she's fighting from Mexico is something special. Aldana.
The fight on the card before that is Oliveira versus Dariush.
That could end up being an amazing match.
If you're into jiu-jitsu and grappling,
that might be one of the two of the best grapplers,
jiu-jitsu artists in the game.
So that's going to be cool.
But anyway, 75 clean tests.
I guess that's cool.
Yeah.
Number 55.
Number 55.
What happens when you see the truth, but you think it's hateful?
This one was in my head.
It was?
Yeah.
Yeah, this is something else uh if you if you uh here we go
uh action i think this is the right one i don't remember this clip their own money to go buy
tampon if they're provided free in the bathroom it's it's a huge plus men do not menstruate only
women menstruate now you can call yourself whatever you want straight but trans men do not menstruate only women menstruate now you can call yourself whatever
you want straight but trans men do menstruate non-binary people only menstruating is not
exclusive yes it is women no it's not yes it is so explain to me as to why my body you are
if your chromosomes are xx and you're young you menstruate if you're xy you don't correct but
what about trans men and non
but we're including a whole group of they're women dressed as men you are not a man you can pretend
to be a man and that's okay that's perfectly fine live your life tell me what a man is well what's
a man to you you define a man for me you have chromosomes that are x and y that's what a man is
so why are we just looking at the the the science of this as
an example when when we've learned sex and gender identity are two very they're completely different
things they're not completely they are completely different words and sex is what you're born with
the sexual reproductive organs you have gender is what you identify with why can't they why won't
he he's he's on a roll why can't't he? He's he's on a roll.
Why can't he just accept that?
Like he's on a roll.
He's fucking her up.
Mm hmm.
Why can't he just be like, oh, they're they're fucking almost there.
They almost got it.
Right.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
He fucks it up later.
He says there is no difference between sex and gender, but there's a total difference.
These are the first time.
This is the first time the tranny side I've ever heard them fucking
acknowledge it.
Now he just needs to,
once he's got them to say that he needs to let them know that that's
completely fucking made up.
Okay.
Keep playing.
Keep playing.
Please.
Well,
I don't accept that distinction.
You have to argue for it.
You're just giving a conclusion.
You're,
you're just making it up. People,
the people who hate the truth, people who hate the truth are because they see the truth as hateful.
If you want to identify in any way you can, you're free to do so. But that does not mean
that the rest of us have to join that illusion. You disagree. I disagree with you. And so you call it hate.
But there's no hate in my heart at all.
So that's fine.
You are being hateful when you tell somebody that identifies as a man
that they're not a man.
That's not hateful.
That's a fact.
Transgender boys who might not have their own.
Yeah, that's crazy, isn't it?
That's amazing.
If I tell you, if so, so you're telling me if if someone said if someone said i'm not a black man
i could call them hateful that's crazy yeah is that under that logic yeah yeah yeah why not
that's the normal logic uh hello uh you with the fancy birds in the background go ahead this is this is an instance the woke are more right than
this guy he is saying that sex is merely reducible to biological reality which is true yeah i'm
comfortable with that i like that well what you and he are missing is sex should also be defined by a social understanding of how a man and woman should
operate. That's the gender part. That's the gender part. You think there should be that?
I think there should be gender roles in society. Yes. Men do certain things.
Now, would that be objective or would that be subjective truth?
Of course, it's objective.
Women objectively give birth and are more nurturing for children in the home.
So that's basically what they do.
Why do you have to say that?
That's a given, isn't it?
Because we've turned into wackadoodles.
We have to say that.
I'm fine with saying, isn't that part of just going back to sex?
That's not gender now. Back to sex is that women have babies.
That's not a gender role. That's a fact. That's a fact.
Let's take it. Let's take it the next step further. OK, what else should women not do?
They shouldn't be police officers. They shouldn't serve in the army because men protect, fight, and defend.
Women are less capable of doing those things.
And so we should craft society around the roles that make sense for men and women.
Let me entertain this thought with you just for a second here real quick. You mean less capable or not meant to do it at all?
capable or not meant to do it at all because there's i mean there's a ton of women who do stuff that like maybe in my gender role or my sexual i'm supposed to be able to do better than
women but i can't like i can't do anything physically better than uh um than any of the
crossfit games athletes or the first or the first 10 000 women on on that list. Yeah, go on. Yeah, go ahead. I try. So if one of your sons joins the military and they get wounded in Ukraine, do you want a man or a woman carrying them out of harm's way?
A man.
A man.
A man.
Okay, right.
A man.
If someone attacks your wife and kids in San Francisco, do you want a man or a woman police officer?
Right.
A man. A man. Okay. But you're not giving me a lot of wiggle room there. You're manipulating me a
little bit, but you're not giving me a lot of wiggle room, but I agree with you. If all I have,
your only choices you're giving me are a man or a woman, I have to choose man every time.
But if you're like Tia Toomey or what's the guy's name that Hiller's always fighting with?
David Hippenstiel to pull my boy out of a burning building.
I'm going with Tia Toomey.
So it's a –
Okay, okay.
But I know those are – what you're saying is those are exceptions.
Those aren't the rule.
Those are exceptions that prove the rule.
Okay.
That if you're having to compare a 29-year-old woman to a 66-year-old man, then that proves exactly what I'm saying.
All right.
I'm with you.
I'm listening to you.
I'm listening to you.
I'll leave it there.
I'm sure there are other people wanting to call.
No, no.
You're doing good.
You're doing good.
I like getting screwed up like this.
You call and you get just a big dose of reality.
It's just great shit.
Good point.
Thanks for everything, guys.
All right.
Love you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
If that's who it is, I think it is.
He sent me a fucking text the other day and scared the shit out of me.
I should ask him if I could read it online.
I like how there was like birds chirping in the background.
So even though it looks like it.
He's dumb.
I don't know.
I don't think he's dumb.
know it was like he's dumb i don't know i don't think he's dumb who would you who would you rather have uh hill see hill who would you like if you only had a
choice like if that that's the question burning building um are you getting a car crash do you
want a dude to stop and help you or do you want a girl to stop and help you, boy or girl?
And your car is flipped over.
Well, on the other hand – well, yeah.
Sleeky sure as fuck didn't want – would have rather had a – like, no, here's the other thing too.
Here's where I'm more concerned about gender roles.
I don't have a problem with women being maybe so much, I don't know, police or military.
I don't want dudes fucking around kids too much.
Because that story that Sleeky told of a guy jumping in a car and jerking off, I've never heard, never, dude.
And I'm one of the most experienced human beings I personally know.
I've never heard of a woman jumping into a car with a dildo and start just fucking working her twat but i've heard dudes
jumping in and just fucking jerking their cock it's like i like you i can you can just go online
i bet you if we thought masturbation in public it's like maybe you should google that female
masturbating in public i don't i mean have you ever heard of that like a we should google arrested
for yeah i'm not not just that title and so and so in that regards we definitely have gender roles
the algorithm said hold my beer
okay here we go see hill uh the last thing i'm worried about is if a man or a woman is about to save my life.
Like, that's not logical.
Oh, so you're saying that his example is so extreme it's, like, biased.
We would agree, though, as Jake Chapman said, that men and women are very different.
Yeah, I understand the argument, too.
Yeah, I understand the argument.
I just think that we have to kind of like reduce it down to
either the man or woman choice and then there's no other context with it because like you said
you just did the hip and still versus tia and yeah so for me it's just like who's the most
qualified right for scenario yeah and by the way if you had to choose between me or hip and still
you should choose hip and steel.
I didn't mean to take a shot at him.
He's just the most famous fit old guy I know.
Anyway, it's not cool if you see the truth and you just say it's hateful.
Tons of porn videos of women masturbating in public jesus christ
i'm just saying you never hear i think that's a good example of men and women should be kept
doing different things i i don't i don't need a preschool run by dudes straight or gay i do not
i'm totally happy being racist prejudiced discriminatory whatever
you want to call me i'm so happy having a bunch of old ladies who slapped their kids and put pepper
on their tongue then fucking um me and all your dads running a daycare yeah sorry i can offer that
daycare yeah exactly hey that's a great that's a that
that's a fucking great question totally agree thank you jake you don't
yeah that's fucking nuts how about that
i wonder i wonder if jessica's ever jessica's a cop right i wonder if she's ever been called
you know she's been called to there's a man here playing with his dick she's never been
called to a scene there's a woman here with a vibrator yeah no never never yeah
there's there's a woman here hey you know what else too because guys are saying hey no one's
calling the police no one's calling the police on a chick who fucking flashes her titties
and you know why because regardless of how weird that scenario is they have all
men the reptilian brain kicks in they're just now they're just trying to hook up with her
right right right it's not like you know that happens to you outside of your car you're like
this is weird now i want a boner it's like if the guys do that to the girls it's like
this is disgusting and how do i get my hell out out of here yeah once it was a trans woman interesting
now you made me pick my name on the show pick pick away it's fine
when you pick just you got to do casual you got to like go back here and then just kind of roll one out i mean you can't like get in there kick a hardcore that's the craziest thing
about kids you'll do shit that like you in front of them that you'd never let anyone see you do
like fucking i'll just be driving just digging for gold and i look in the mirror and they're like
like hey i don't even? I don't even stop. I don't even flinch.
Just dropping a deuce and my boys are just in there talking about what we're going to do for the day.
Just wiping your ass.
I mean, just shit you never would do in front of anyone else, right?
Check the toilet paper, like mid-sentence.
You wipe your ass in your mid-sentence and you're like, yeah, we'll go to the park.
Totally. Hold on. Let me just finish finish up what do you guys want to eat you guys hungry yeah stuff
that stuff that i don't even know if my wife's ever seen me check the paper but the kids are
probably like a million times oh my gosh i i don't i i think that they've walked in on us, but nothing that's like memorable.
Not to you at least.
Yeah, that's true.
I like Bernie Gannon's verbiage here.
If there was a 911 call about a woman flashing her wares.
Her wares. Her hardware a woman flashing her wares her wares her hardware flashing her wares
all right you know uh when hillar was here he's like fuck dude your algorithm is
fucked up i was like why he's like dude every time i hear your phone it's tranny talk
like all my my my whole Instagram.
Oh boy.
That's why I don't want anyone seeing my algorithm.
Should we do one more?
What's this one?
Uh,
yeah,
we wouldn't do,
uh,
let's do 51.
We'll finish with Xavier.
The racism talk.
He's killing it.
This guy used to work out at,
uh,
Sousa's gym. He's too busy to work or he's getting his ass kicked too much over there this was a guest on the show oh he moved la to pursue
pursue that yeah he had a bunch of opportunities and and um he made the punch he moved there uh
when he left the gym shit yeah i think he's doing crossfit down there now too but he's a busy man
the title of this clip is white men are lame okay let's should be just david weed is lame but go on do you think about white men i think it's
just the term white man just immediate turn off what do you think of black men love do you think
it's racist to by default not like white men i mean i don't think so because
i think there's a difference between like racism and
this or not that's an interesting question it's an interesting question yeah because like i mean i
don't dislike but there is a like a like nervous feeling i don't know so have you met someone
who said that they get nervous around black men and that they've had bad experiences with black
men would you still consider that racist oh yeah i see your point if you want to escape all the
woke media then check out the new movie nefarious. You can watch it on voodoo Roku,
Apple and Google play.
What do you,
Hey,
how do you find someone that retarded?
You know,
that girl's like one night in a fucking at the four seasons in a ride in a
Ferrari away from getting gang banged by 30 white dudes.
I mean,
at least she was,
at least she was open to it it thought about it and just go defensive
mode and like push back that's okay okay i'm gonna give her that thank you i'm definitely
buying one of those mics and we're doing that at the games okay awesome perfect holy hell she's a
moron it's beyond a moron right it's it's she she's a fucking liar to herself and everything. She's young. She's fitting into the
current thing.
You're such a good dude, Susan.
She hasn't put that much deep thought into it.
If Xavier asks her one question
and all of a sudden she tries to talk
it through logically and realizes she fucking can't.
There's still
a lot of evolution in her
lifetime.
Toe spacers hey i should take a picture of my toes before and after the show
so like you can i don't know if you can see yeah no oh but my my toes are not touching after i take
these off.
They're spaced is what you're saying.
They're spaced, yeah.
And the space stays there.
There we go.
It's hard to see from the bottom.
Well, you can see it.
But they're not touching.
It's crazy.
And I'm not holding them apart.
Just from them being in these that it's it's fucking crazy god it feels so good to take them off
uh judy judy reed my 14 and 18 year old don't think and talk like that they are young
okay last story uh two two quick stories i gotta take i gotta take my kid to tennis. Here we go.
Okay. You're telling them I'm not playing anything, right?
My sister – my wife took – the other day my kid went to someone's house, right?
And they have four daughters, and they were at these people's house.
And my wife was – usually we don't let our kids go anywhere without us.
My wife was – they had taken my kid from the skate park to the four girls house to
go swimming and ride their skate ramp.
And my wife was going to intersect them and meet them at the fucking house.
But he was at this house for a little bit by himself.
And when my wife got there, the husband who's a first responder walks right up to my wife
and goes, wow, you have quite the son.
He's eight.
And my wife said, oh, thank you.
She's like, he came in the house
and came over and shook my hand
and said hi to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
That's the only story.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Done.
Get your foreign life with that.
Done.
Trish, I love you.
I'm sorry about your face.
He'll soon. I'm sorry that Judy thinks you always have balls in your face it's not cool
you deserve better from my group
guys I will see you guys soon
sooner than you think
love you guys
bye bye