The Sevan Podcast - Matossian, Hiller, Souza & DiCicco #933
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PC.
Who?
No one.
Bam, we're live.
Wait, I don't have a CD.
He's got every hit down.
Oh, my goodness.
Hell no.
We're sitting just down. Sh the shirtless show no focus is the um i'll turn the phone on what is this rumble option oh i'll remove that don't worry
but did that go away for you look at that tan dude did all that rumble shit go away for you? Yeah, it did.
Okay.
Guys, hi.
Everyone, hi.
Hi, hi.
Wait, I can't hear you.
I have to turn on the mic a little bit away from your mouth.
Me?
Am I breathing in it?
No, closer, closer.
Closer is better.
What do you mean closer?
I can't hear shit.
The closer you put the mic, the better you sound.
Okay, I'm putting a shirt on.
Oh, shit.
You're right.
You do hear his breathing.
Why is that? Well, I'm fucking out of breath i don't know why i've been watching cops okay uh i think the phone is hooked up my glasses are fogging up that mic is gonna make me
off myself you know what's awesome about these glasses is it makes the camera angle look like
it's better because when i look down it still looks like I'm looking at the camera a little bit.
It's like that AI filter
that makes your eyes always lock on the screen.
Have you seen that?
No.
It's kind of trippy.
Oh, is that what Emily was using?
I heard someone say Emily's using an AI
to keep her head straight.
Is that true?
So you'll look over here,
but your eyes will still be pointed at the screen.
Was she using that?
I don't know.
Hey, can you turn the music up my headphones?
Oh, sure.
There it is.
Kenneth Tlaib, what's up?
Rambler, Mason Mitchell.
Hi.
The headphones?
Oh, my God.
Bill Henninger.
Stop touching them.
No, not Bill Henninger.
Rosie, what's up, girl?
Always good to see you.
Hi, Rosie.
You usually show up late and make an entrance that's pretty crazy.
Soccer mom.
Oh, I just got my lucky camera set.
Soccer mom has her earbuds
in and she's in bed.
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Can you guys hear me?
I mean, not in my headphones.
You can't? No.
That's what I said. Turn the bass up.
Oh, there we go.
How are you guys talking while I'm talking?
Sorry, I couldn't hear shit soccer mom hi you guys say hi to soccer mom say hi she's in bed right now oh what's up sweetheart there you go yeah get that in there
you ever had a foursome yeah actually
who's not you hillary
uh marco uh
calderon i kicked out
the sidelines at semis west for not listening
to one of the staff members not my fault i got
kicked out well
whose fault was it tank reeves
what's up blair can't stick around
tonight but what the fuck's up what is
that it sounds like someone's slowly dripping water
out of my head.
Yeah, it's probably my mic, dude.
This shit's like.
It's like a horror movie.
CrossFit Corey.
Who else?
Who's this?
MW.
Good evening, all.
All right.
MW new.
I haven't seen that before.
Bruce Wayne.
Bury my cock in her.
Hi.
Nice to see you. See, see, see, cock in her. Hi. Nice to see you.
See, see, see, see, see.
Look, I'm not alone.
Well, now I'm hella self-conscious.
I can't do anything about it.
Oh, you're right.
I got the stepchild treatment over here.
Hillary, Sousa, see if you can,
you're going to make me get up and bend that to your mouth here.
Let me see.
No, but if I bend it to my mouth, people want to kill themselves.
you're gonna make me get up and bend that to your mouth here let me know but if i bend it to my mouth people want to kill themselves all right there it is yeah what is that that's interesting i've never
do you hear the creaking and shit too hold on it sounds like you know in the movie the grudge when
that thing slowly turns its neck it sounds what it's like now i just can't fucking move at all.
That's a trip, so I need a new mic.
Yeah, can we have a handheld one?
Can I just hold one?
I can't help but breathe in it.
Is it still doing it?
Yeah, I've tried not to breathe, which only makes me breathe more.
How do you come up with extra sloppy?
I don't understand.
I like that person.
I don't like that name.
Imagine how much I must like that person because I don't like their name.
And I like Aaron Scheibel.
Jew?
Over under 1.5 shirts off when they pop on.
Hold your breath.
Yeah, I've been trying to hold my breath.
Christopher.
Do I know this guy?
Christopher Alford.
Aloha.
Aloha to you too.
Aloha.
Fergie.
Hello.
Good evening, Mr. Wick.
Good evening.
I didn't like John Wick 4.
I thought it was awesome.
I liked half of it.
Tim Brown,
former receiver for the Oakland Raiders.
I thought you were a black dude, but you always had your helmet on.
What do I know?
I'm not moving.
Masturbator.
Hello.
It's out.
That's a new one.
Caitlin.
Oh, even though Caitlin Van Ziel didn't make the games,
I still want to have her on, and I would like to have Emily Turner on.
Is that her name?
Emily Turner?
Who's the girl who won?
Ellie.
Ellie.
Jesus Christ.
Sorry.
You've got to roll.
Let's get it wrong today.
Ellie Turner.
I got to have Ellie on.
Suza.
Heidi.
Olivia.
Zachary.
What's Cyban?
Sounds like a drug.
Robbie.
Julie.
Julie Slowinski. Wow. Wow Julie Slowinski.
Wow.
Wow.
Slowinski.
So that name, wow, that is a cool fucking name.
I did the same thing.
I just got closer to the computer.
Yeah.
Wow.
Everyone's just checking out Julie Slowinski.
Yeah, you're fucking incredible.
The guy who owns the building that crossfit
inc used to be in i think his last name is slowinski
he's a cool dude i wonder if they're related is your is your dad or your grandpa rich as fuck
he owns the building you have crazy you're awesome she got a big old head great hair
you're so weird like you and you don't like
pitbulls you think you'd love a pitbull i like the head of a pitbull i just don't like the stuff
they do i can use this camera so when it's time to pop the top i'm so swole right now it's crazy
i couldn't even get my shirt off if i wanted uh lucky camera straps with the big buck shirt off
seve blow me pop the top. But thank you. $30.
It's quite a... Thank you.
It's $30.
Take the shit out.
I know.
It's tempting.
Janelle, are we getting a strip tease?
No, you're just getting a tease.
Man, there's so many comments I'm trying to make.
Actually, that live from the ranch was super cool.
Today, more visits to the ranch with friends.
That's all the friends I have.
They're all there.
Fucking way out of the loop for me to go over there. That was like 11 miles from all the friends I have. They're all there. Fucking way out of the loop
for me to go over there. That was like 11 miles
from my house. I refuse.
Oh, Wadzombie.
I'm hoping this is
like Stern and Sousa hops on a Sibian.
A Sibian. What does that
mean? Yeah. What is Sibian?
Oh.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Let me pull up a picture of the Sibian.
Sounds like a drug or maybe marshmallows.
Hey, look at this.
Can you believe fucking Pedro had Janikowski on his podcast?
Yes.
What a stud.
I would love to have Janikowski on there.
On here.
Not on there.
Didn't he get coached by the rowing in the closet guy?
Yes. Sibian. on here on that not on there on here didn't he get coached by the rowing in the closet guy yes uh sibian uh motor bunny official site motor bunny a bluetooth controller for the sibian
i don't know if you're ready to see the sibian sex machine uh the sibian is a saddle is a type
of masturbation device it consists of a hollow saddle-like seat containing two electric motors.
You want to see a picture of it?
Yes.
No, I'm cool.
I get the gist now.
I'm scared.
No, I want to see it.
Just click the images button.
Don't click the images button.
Don't.
Privately.
I have no control.
I'm just going to look it up on my phone.
Okay, I'm going to hit hold on.
I'm going to stop sharing screen.
Oh, okay.
Siberian husky. Perfect.
Wait, can we address
Clock's comment and just let him know it's actually the camera
angle? Hello and I are exactly the same size.
This is a Sibian?
Whoa.
Okay, you see it? It's basically
a horse.
Men or women?
Whatever floats your boat, bro.
That's a fucked up question.
Don't judge, dude. It's gender fluid.
Look at this picture.
Is that with the creature on it?
Look at the dude.
That is a female from what I can tell on it.
Dude, it's 20.
I'm going to pull it up for those of you who don't know what a Sibian is.
Oh, boy.
This thing's $2,700.
It ain't cheap to have fun.
Yeah, what's wrong with showing? Holy expensive. Rob would make one for $10,700. It ain't cheap to have fun. Yeah, what's wrong with showing
holy expensive?
Rob would make one for $10,000.
Hey, look on the bottom right.
Look at the other stuff that
this website's selling.
Oh, yeah, we should probably
go ahead and get that off the screen.
Roast beef?
Thanks, Wad Zombie.
Oh, Miss Pokeface.
I haven't seen her in a long time.
Good evening.
Happy to finally catch a live show.
Great to see you. Oh, my goodness. goodness huh how the fuck do you look like that and call yourself pug
face dear bill and katie uh you know you know that's what's the total uh wow twenty dollars
well do you want me to tell your fortune for twenty dollars yeah yeah yeah do it you have for $20? Yeah. Yeah. Color fortune. Yeah. Do it. You have all the information you need.
Oh my God.
You are a Miss Angel Face.
You are,
you are officially,
you know,
like when you go to a guru,
guru and they change your name to like raw,
like you were Ronnie Teasdale and now you're raw of earth.
I'm changing you to a Miss Angel Face.
Miss Pug Face.
What is up with that?
Can you explain that to me?
Someone,
I need, i need a
data point why did she call herself miss pug face i don't know there's nothing wrong with
pug face i mean well she doesn't look like a pug face at all i don't find pugs attractive at all
it's one of the most fucked up dogs in the world yeah pugs sound like my mic
she's the opposite of fucked up face right yeah for sure
She's the opposite of fucked up face, right?
Yeah, for sure.
Unless she's catfishing. The grudges that I'm talking about.
I'm just hanging out over here.
Look at Jeremy Eat World.
Okay, here we go.
Miss Pugface equals hot as fuck.
I guess anything can mean anything these days.
All right, you win.
I identify as a hot pug.
Any other people I don't recognize your name?
Oh, here we go. what's a blue waffle julie
sloinsky you've asked me that at least three times oh not related i don't comment often but
i listen every day big head compliment oh yeah have i ever mentioned your big head
or how nice your hair is hey at least he's consistent he likes big heads yeah what do
you think she does for a living school School teacher? Yeah. Some sort of administrative job, if not.
English.
Oh, you go specific.
She's very nice, but she's bossy.
No, she's sweet.
Oh.
Sweet and bossy?
Sweet but assertive.
Assertive.
But assertive.
She's also not assertive.
Calm and assertive.
Like you, Hiller.
Calm and assertive.
Miss Latimer.
You get the, what was that thing called again super fit that we just looked up sibian yeah you get the echo sibian did you know what
that was dude david i need that for the show no no never seen that before my life i've never read
one of those ever why would you ask me that i guess it sits on the sibian yeah that's what
howard stern did he had his guest sit on the sibianian. Yeah, that's what Howard Stern did. He had his guest sit on the Sibian.
That must have been at least pre-2015.
Otherwise, that would be canceled.
That would be awesome.
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Okay, good point.
Gabe, right?
Thank you, Gabe.
I'm going to put on the toe spacers right now.
First, actually, I want to ask you guys a question while I put up the toe spacers.
Is Devon warring with his toe spacers?
Hold on.
I'm going to take away the Sibian.
And I want to show you guys something.
I like how bad this Farmer Tan is that I got today.
Look at that.
Just drive over here.
Can you see it?
You're nuts.
My other arm's not even just wide as it could be.
So, guys, I started the show today with a bit of a monologue.
And?
Look at you with the good mic and headphones.
I'm just over here trying not to breathe properly or move.
Only through your nose, out through your ears.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
I just want to go through some of these comments here.
Oh, baby.
Yeah.
While I put on my toe spacers.
Oh, of course.
You go ahead.
You go ahead and.
I can't control it, though.
Can you read it?
Yeah.
Partly.
The best part is Seven always saying something confidently like a competitor's country and then immediately being corrected.
Great show, as always.
Oh, like when I said someone was from Spain
and they were like from Egypt or some shit.
All right, so that one's kind of irrelevant.
Okay, that's cool.
It's still cool.
It's a cool comment.
I like it.
Yeah.
I was a bit surprised to see HWPO go full woke
and promote men competing in the women's CrossFit division.
That's a hard note for me but but we don't know that they're actually um we don't actually know that right we don't know we don't know what they're supporting a video if a man were to become
a woman and compete in the crossfit games you would have to support it no i don't i don't know
i don't know they just said that they're they're supporting that video didn't say anything to me should i play the video so
everyone in this please okay yeah let's bring everybody okay in case you haven't seen it yet
so i addressed this video on um h to hw uh yeah let me see should i take my pants off yeah fuck
yeah you can i took a walk earlier today run up that hill it's a friday night because
this show this show is truly inclusive okay here we go so this guy is um the does he have
is i don't want to say his name right it's the world's strongest gay right that's his instagram
handle yeah correct okay and he is an official representative of Hard Work Pays Off, Matt Fraser's organization.
Seems like a really nice dude.
Very nice.
And fucking pristine looking.
Fastidious.
Yeah, it feels like he smells really good.
I agree.
It feels like he smells.
Perfect symmetrical ears.
Nice hair.
I hear in colors.
Presents well.
Cool shirt.
I'm not sure I understand the dead cow but still
cool he died his beard wasn't that frazier's tat well it's like so you could wear a shirt and have
his tattoo on okay it says we believe the hwpo is a place where hard workers can be themselves
okay in celebration of pride month i don't i don't know what pride month is i think that's
where you celebrate i don't even know what that is to be honest with you so you're coming from barry uh we're partnering
with the out foundation i'm familiar with them pretty uh i i don't like that organization i
think they're not a welcoming organization i think they're a mean for a variety of reasons
um as a non-profit out foundation and that means nothing to non-profit that's like a bullshit talk as a non-profit out foundation works basically just means they're uh
government owned yeah as a non-profit out foundation works to promote diversity
means nothing to me in the fitness industry connects individuals with inclusive spaces
to work out provides important educational trainings and so much more. So to me, they're not inclusive. They're actually,
they hate women and we could get into that later.
If we can get into the details, they said anything, it's that they hate women.
Well, they want, they want, I,
that organization thinks it's okay for men to compete in women's competition.
The Chloe Johnson issue, you know you know and i personally on some
level i don't really care but but but i don't want to lie i'm not going to lie and tell you that
a man is a woman like let's just be honest like if we if we're all going to decide we hate women
and we don't want them to ever win any more trophies anymore let's just decide on i don't
like the lying part but anyway learn how to get involved and join us in donating. So when I see this, I think everyone with HWPO must be on board.
Amanda Barnhart, Jason Hopper, Matt Fraser, Sammy, Matt O'Keefe.
I just think of all the things. And there's some there's some bills that OutFoundation supported throughout the years that I think would be very concerning.
I would think especially Matt Fraser, since he's having a kid, but maybe not.
But anyway, so this is what this guy says. Let's play this.
Okay, here we go.
...like the Al Foundation, opening up their hearts and showing the world that the gym and physical fitness is one that everybody can enjoy and love in order for them to better
themselves is so important.
That's why I think for HWPO to be part of the Al Foundation to promote not only a message
of love and inclusivity, but one that is promoting health and wellness for every single person,
regardless of who they are is so important.
And that's why the out foundation is doing such an amazing job at opening up
these doors for so many amazing people.
I have no idea what that dude just said.
Say anything.
I commented that look,
it only has six likes.
Come on guys. I have it only has six likes. Come on, guys.
I have no idea what that said.
He didn't say
anything.
Hey, dude, I may not fucking be a Christian,
but I know that Jesus came down and they're
saying he came down and turned fucking
wine
into water.
Or the other way, water into wine. I know.
They said it.
What are you saying right there?
Yeah, which is sick that he did that.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
If he did, I don't know.
Can you rephrase that in a way where Jesus didn't do anything
or we don't know by the words that they said Jesus?
Jesus also went into another place and flipped over a table because he was pissed.
I know that.
But these guys open their hearts and promote love. I don't even know what that means. Jesus, you said he flipped over a table, he was pissed i know that but these guys open their hearts and promote love
i don't even know what that means jesus you said he flipped over a table got all angry what he
would say here is i have rumors that jesus was a very angry person and i have nothing to say about
where or how i know this right right right but i have good authority that he's angry yes jesus can do some magical stuff i think which makes him a demon
right oh scary scary scary bad jesus that's the sound okay so here's the thing so i want to go
back to this comment i want to go back to this comment right here and and i want to look at this
hey can you play that thing from the other day the the pastor remember in the courtroom oh okay
okay yeah yeah let me address this and i'll go
straight to that thank you uh the best part is oh no i was a bit surprised to see hwpo go full
welcome promote men competing women's crossfit division there i don't know if they are promoting
that well we don't know anything because it's not really specific i don't know i know out
foundation promotes that so i guess by proxy is that the right term? By proxy, you could say HWPO supports that?
The liver king has nothing on Jesus.
Jesus also fasted for four days.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so we know he's doing shit.
We don't know what these fucking guys are doing.
Jesus is a badass.
And then this guy says it's a hard note for me.
And then where was this?
Where was what?
Oh, someone, Veronica Zimmerman wants to know where HWPO went woke.
And then by woke, I presume you mean everything I don't like is woke and I don't have English ability to say it any better.
No, that's not true.
Shell's HD, I'll explain to you.
Woke is when you say stuff like men are women.
You can't define woman.
When someone says what's a woman to you?
And you get all defensive.
Isn't it like no objective truth?
Fine, that too.
And you can't tell the difference between what's going on in your head as a reality versus reality at all.
You're just completely lost.
And you're willing to use violence in order to protect your delusion.
And you think you think you think
fighting racism with racism is the right
thing to do you think it's okay
to hate
white people in order to promote
the Taliban
you ever hear the saying fight fire with fire
yeah that so the forest on
fire so you just put more fire on it
okay saving the oppressed with oppression
that's all
i always yes yes yeah okay hold on let me see if i can uh uh our men and women that saying fire
with fire our men and women difference worldwide worldwide it should be i'm gonna fight fire with
water jen thompson euro semifinals oh what's he saying? Another video that says something? Oh, let me see.
Rambler.
Yeah, there it is.
There's a big sip and swallow into the mic just for Heidi.
Oh, is it the black guy?
Protect your home children?
Protect your children?
Is this the video you're talking about, Hiller?
The one with the dude who is getting yelled at in the courtroom.
The black bald dude?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, this is good. Okay oh yeah this is good okay here we go so here we go this is this is my question for the world's strongest gay this is this is what this guy um suggests that you're
saying so he's actually going to say what i what i'm curious if this is what you meant to say
okay brace yourself ready here we go because some people don't want to hear the truth people don't
want to hear like
hey that piece of paper is thin that dog bites like this guy's gonna just say some shit that's
like gonna might ground you in reality okay here we go headphones it's called it's perfectly normal
i'll read some of this for you it says after a bit a person person's becomes moist and slippery and the clitoris becomes hard.
After a bit, a person's becomes erect, stiff and larger.
Sometimes a bit of clear fluid that may contain sperm comes out of the tip of the and makes it wet.
Can we, sir, I'm sorry.
Was it something I said?
Now, listen, America's gayest gay, strongest gay.
Since you won't tell us anything, but it's about gay shit, right?
That's what Primetime is.
We have to guess.
So don't get all pissy and shit.
It's fun guessing.
I'm enjoying the show.
I'm making a whole show of it.
We have to guess because you won't tell us.
You understand?
I don't want to make shit up. But here's something. This guy is a pastor speaking in a school board meeting about a book that teaches gay stuff. So this is in my Instagram feed. I'm wondering if this is what you're talking about, bringing books that talk about putting penises in kids' mouths. I'm just wondering.
If you don't want to hear it in a school board meeting, why should children be able to check it out of the school system? We have perverts that are perverting our kids.
And you all sit back, smug in your chairs, but you don't want me to read it.
Why? Does it bother you? Yes or no?
Hey, I think you're right. I think I is inclusive to sexualize kids. I'm just not that inclusive, I guess. I guess that is fully inclusive. I'm just not doing that part. You're right. I'm exclusive. I save sex for adults.
say that is wrong.
And you don't want me to read the filth because it exposes the truth.
How dare you tell me to stop
reading it? If you don't want to hear it,
why should the children
have to see it?
Oh, I like this comment.
Todd Adams,
the new face of white supremacy
is a black guy.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, my goodness. Holy shit.
Hey, listen. For those of you who...
We'll get to those of you who are like, I don't see what this
has to do with CrossFit. I don't see what it has
to do with CrossFit either.
Don't talk about it. It has nothing to do with CrossFit. I get it.
I bet the world's strongest
gay knew what a thruster is. You know what a
thruster?
Yeah, I know
what a thruster is. If he wants to make thrusters
available to everyone, I'm totally with him.
Okay, here we go.
Pastor, your time is up. Thank you.
That makes two of us. This book here,
it's called It's Perfect.
I just don't understand what this chick is doing reacting
to it. She barely even makes
a facial expression. She's just sitting there
looking at it.
I'm just thinking what Alexis probably thinks of her skin.
She's probably like, damn.
She probably is.
That was weird.
I was just like, who's in the room with me?
I heard something move.
That was fucking weird.
It's me.
Okay, hold on.
We're going to go a little bit.
Okay, I'm going to show you one more thing.
I'm going to show you one more thing, by the way, where a guy says something, this guy's also saying something. Okay. Now listen carefully.
This guy is saying something. So you can agree or disagree. Listen to what this guy is saying.
Something totally different to kind of discharge and calm down. So no one's like, this is transphobic
or anti-gay or seven hates Jews or nothing like that. Like, but, but, but I do hate misdirection when it comes to medical advice.
So,
so that one,
you can go ahead and project onto me.
Here we go.
Watch,
listen to this one.
Oh,
sorry.
I got to show this.
I can't wait to see what this is going to be.
Here we go.
This one,
this one is,
this guy's also saying something.
Listen,
diabetes is a $110 billion annual industry.
Big pharma makes $110 billion a year on diabetes how many of
you think they want to shut that down right oh one person does okay well i would take issue with that
they don't want to shut that down um so the in fact if you asked me if you said gary nobody nobody
would say this this is a hypothetical um but if you said gary write me a diet that would guarantee i
get diabetes i would go right to the American Diabetic Association website.
I would download their dietary guidelines, and I would send them to you.
Check it out.
I'm not making this up.
If you go there, you'll see.
You know what they recommend for a type 2 diabetic first thing in the morning for breakfast?
Olive oatmeal, glass of orange juice with natural honey, crushed brown sugar.
So World Strongest Gay, do you see what i'm saying
the the diabetes foundation website has more balls than you do they tell you what to eat
so then we can then judge them and be like no actually you're giving the advice that causes
diabetes and then we can start the discussion you're saying nothing dude but we know why or we can speculate why why
because it's not going to come out nice in words what do you got against oatmeal it's good it's
not going to come it's not going to it's not going to come out nice in words it's not going to come
out it's not going to come out nice in words it's not like it's not it's not going to be yeah it's
not gonna yeah exactly it's not going to come out. I don't know.
This is the Sevan.
What the fuck? Is that a sentence?
This the base Sevan?
Is that a typo?
No, it's like based. You're like a based person.
It's like cap. We did explain that
to you earlier.
Cap is what you do when you rip on people.
No, no, no.
You're so fat when you get on a scale No, no, no. You're so fat
when you get on a scale
a card comes out
and says one at a time.
There's actually a comment
on that YouTube.
It just means that JM
is like under the age of 18.
Okay.
Is that right?
No, I don't know.
I haven't learned
what base means.
I don't even know
what Karen is.
Oh, no.
I know the origin.
Oh, base is anti-woke.
I don't know if I'm...
Yeah, I'm anti-woke.
So HWPO causes diabetes? No, but stay with us.
No, I don't think so. I think actually HWPO has got the diabetes thing.
I don't know for sure, but I'll figure it out. If you have diabetes,
I recommend signing up for HWPO.
Yeah. I've heard this about oatmeal.
Diabetes, I recommend signing up for HWPO.
Yeah, I've heard this about oatmeal, by the way. They can –
Someone is so high, dude.
Oh, there it goes.
That justified it.
Not high at all.
Nothing.
I'm high.
I just worked out for two hours with the boys,
an hour and 45 minutes with the boys.
I'm so fucking pumped.
Was I fucking on ecstasy in the garage after I worked out?
Yeah.
I was fucking –
He was floating.
He was nuts.
Yeah.
How do you drink the coffee?
I'm so fucking excited.
I just wanted to put these –
No, I'm not hiding.
I just wanted to put these on today.
I wear these every once in a while.
I'm not hiding from anybody.
It's a fucking Friday night mood.
Get over it.
The fucking glasses are the vibe. Throw them back on. Fuck the haters. I wear these every once in a while. I'm not hiding from anybody. It's a fucking Friday night mood. Get over it. The fucking glasses are the vibe.
Throw them back on.
This person only knows of you because of me,
which is cool. That's bullshit.
Thanks, Taylor, for introducing me. That's bullshit.
Taylor was a stain on his dad's
sheets before.
I was alive for 30 years.
Sousa, be a man and take a drink without pulling
the mic away.
Everybody said to pull it away the mic away. When I was born.
Everybody said to pull it away the first time.
They're like, mute it.
I can't even fucking mute it.
That's true.
Oh, yeah.
I have control balls.
Have you ever seen the show Blue Mountain State?
Either of you?
Only because Frazier was in it.
Oh, man.
Oh, I'd like to see that.
Was he good in it?
He had a little throwaway scene, but it was still pretty fun. Yeah, he had a little cameo.
Because I didn't know. And then I watched that show religiously and i was into
crossfit and he just rolled on the screen i go guys you'll never believe this my buddies weren't
into crossfit that guy won the crossfit games last year and of course they're like shut the
fuck up dude no no you're stupid that's awesome and then it was actually him and actually in that
same movie there's the cans of Kill Cliff everywhere.
Because you could have bought your way out of the movie.
It was crowdfunded.
So Kill Cliff bought Fraser a spot on that movie.
Oh, shit.
But over the whole movie where there's bottles of beer and everywhere,
there's cans of Kill Cliff.
It's kind of funny.
That was when he had the Kill Cliff and Redline sponsor.
Wasn't Redline O'Keefe's clothing company or whatever?
It was.
I don't care, red line shorts.
Those shorts were good, right?
I kind of liked them, yeah.
Yeah, I heard they were the best.
Okay, let's keep reading.
Halpin is a gentleman and a scholar and has the patience of a Buddha
for those first three minutes.
Thoughts?
Thumb down.
Oh, Halpin was so brave
just sitting there not doing anything.
Listeners, he don't... I thought Helton was a good sport.
He was.
He's a good sport.
But he was a great sport.
He chimed in with something that was jovial.
I thought it was great.
Listeners who don't understand and appreciate the first few minutes,
you scare me.
A true Savant needs to love Savant's insights on life, events,
and meaning of the words, statements.
Thank you, Jody Lynn.
Norman Bogdan, anyone think Emma tall's box jumps over were no reps
as she was bringing her foot around the box not over i don't know what the fuck that is
these are the world's the world's issues here we're solving some major problems with this
someone someone tell me what's the deal the deal is i don't give a fuck
who's drunk i'm telling you we all worked out like maniacs just now you have no idea
that's just fucking ecstasy talk wow anybody back with this comment from thomas fish
oh jesus keith was fired from his family i would not have brought that one up
damn i just got like someone's talking crap i don't see that as a real thing i see someone
just talking crap yeah oh my god this isn as a real thing. I see it as someone just talking crap.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
This isn't Hiller's station, please.
This is a tabloid TV.
I got fired from my dad's car wash.
Come on.
Did you?
No.
You did?
My uncle kicked me out one day, though.
No.
Like a bitch.
What happened?
What for?
Yeah, what happened?
There was a shirt that was, like, way too freaking big, and I'm like, I can't wear this shirt.
Like, no one's even showing up.
I don't wear shirts.
I don't wear shirts i was
a dipshit 17 year old i'm not wearing this giant shirt i won't do it it's a triple xl you got the
same size for everybody it's a sleeper shirt you gotta sleep in that shirt yeah it was and i'm not
gonna wear it just let me wear this one no one's even here it just opened he goes get out of here
this is the fucking uniform this is the uniform It's just a giant green t-shirt.
Hey, Hiller.
Carpet.
What?
That's the way it was.
If I would go to the semifinals or any CrossFit events and they had media shirts and they
didn't have a size that fit me, I wouldn't wear it.
Oh, that's nuts.
I knew we were one.
And I would end up fighting with Dave or Tony or whoever was in charge there because they'd
be like, dude, you have to wear it.
Everyone's around. I'm like, dude, you have to wear it. Everyone's around.
I'm like, dude, I'm not wearing something that makes my body not look the best it can look.
I'm not wearing something too tight or too big.
So what would you do?
Would you wear it?
I just wouldn't know.
I'd wear my own shit.
I'd be like, I'd just try to find something that matched the colors of it.
That's when I was 17.
I was just like, all right, I'm going to work today.
So I went home.
Dude, one time when I worked at Starbucks, I was partner of the month.
And there's no reason I brought that up, but I just thought you guys should know.
Partner of the month at Starbucks.
What does that mean, partner of the month?
It means I fucking kicked ass and took names.
So you were considered a partner if you're an employee?
Everybody's a partner at Starbucks.
You're not an employee, you're a partner.
It's the Mike Jeremy.
What does this mean?
Seve, can you help a girl get laid?
I've exhausted all options.
I think if you put up a GoFundMe,
it helps.
A GoFundMe?
GoFillMe?
It's a different...
GoFillMe.
I would love to do something
in order to get...
If you're the girl and you need dick,
I'd love to help you procure some yeah let me know
what i can do uh okay jules wait a minute we need more comments from jules jules can you keep on
chiming in we'll just sprinkle it in these are jeremy's available jeremy's available jeremy's
available these are louis vuittons and um their prescription and i basically had it so the tops
were completely blacked out and the bottoms were light so I could look down and see my phone.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
I'm sprinkling?
Go fill me.
Yeah, she caught that.
Oh, instead of go find me?
Yeah, yeah, you like that?
Yeah, that's good.
It's a new thing I just did.
It provides a ton of value, Clock.
It says fill, not film. Yeah, fill. that yeah that's good it's a new thing i just did it provides a ton of value clock it says
phil not film yeah phil oh look alan uh okay got it that's why i love olive garden because
i'm family there is that their slogan Oh, that's amazing.
Mark, Tabaka, Andrew Hiller, Greg Glassman, and Dave Castro should team up and take down CrossFit HQ by starting their own fittest games.
Why do they have to take it down?
Yeah.
Because it would be so easy.
Oh.
Why does everything have to be or?
Why can't it be and?
And.
You know?
Oh, maybe Jules is looking for vagina not penis i oh i'm sorry if i okay she's into the show well we're we're inclusive here jules and what that
means is if you look for dick or vagina we got you covered it's a one-stop shop oh this is pretty
funny it's only 18 and above this oh no but sorry ahead. Aaron, Aaron, that would be a nuts show.
When is there a podcast?
Oh my Alexis.
Oh no,
no,
no.
It would just be wild if it went at the same time.
It would just be grace,
like freaking out and not saying anything.
Cause she's like terrified of doing that.
It would be me freaking out that Haley was going to say something.
I'm not really sure what Alexis would be doing.
I think she'd do great
dude i like how people say i'm funny today you are so funny today dude well yeah you guys y'all
don't know me son who is suza right now yeah exactly i'm fucking i got range boy
i'm telling you we went hard we went hard
uh okay um so let's go on.
Anyone who's – oh, so Emma Tall's box jumps.
I didn't even know there were box jumps today.
Were there?
Yeah, the burpee box jumps.
They got the circus act, and then you do the pistols, and then you do the –
Sorry, Norman.
I don't know.
I'll just replay that.
I don't know.
I don't.
Yeah, see?
I know.
It's as soon as when you're hanging out with them.
Okay.
Tomek, don't sleep on Braun for event six.
Dude is great on his hands and has got – dude's great on his hands.
And has got overhead squats for days.
Pooling shouldn't be a problem.
All right?
Thumbs up.
Did you press the sound button?
No, what?
No, I heard a sound.
I guess like a horn. What sound?
Like that.
Yeah.
Get it fired up.
Craig Edney.
I really like your podcast,
but I can't bring myself to listen
anymore.
So you don't like it.
Please pin that comment.
Oh, shit.
How do I pin a comment?
I go over here?
I don't, yeah.
I think you just click the little dots,
and it'll probably, yep, there it is.
We're learning together on tonight's show.
This isn't even about whether I agree or not.
I don't come here for your political view.
Oh, you don't come here for your political view. Oh,
you don't.
But wait a second.
I'm not even giving a,
I'm not even giving a view.
That guy's not giving a view.
No one's giving a view.
I'm trying to fucking figure out what he's saying so that I can have a view.
Do you guys understand that?
I can't have a view because he hasn't said anything.
Unless I want to go to go back through the.
I don't think H.W.P.O. wants me to do this.
Go to the way back machine and look up everything that outwad has fucking supported.
I don't think I want you to do that.
And if that's what we're going to do, I mean, I could do that.
We could do that. Someone could do that.
This isn't I don't come here for. There is no political view yet. I mean, I could do that. We could do that. Someone could do that.
This isn't, I don't come here for political. There is no political view yet.
Your show. So it's your choice. Okay. I avoid this nonsense as much as it's nonsense.
Yes, she is.
Jeremy, Alexis, have you ever worked on blackface yeah yeah yeah she's answering skincare questions at the comments right now she just doesn't work on liberals i think she does
that too okay republican shoes as well saska johnson jansen agrees you agree with what
uh ty ty ty tyler shirell cry me a river laugh out loud don't worry i'll keep listening
thank you i didn't hear any politics but i did hear some straight up facts yeah i'm not trying
to talk oh my god jody lynn ridiculous the historical facts may be correct but drawing
a parallel between hitler's germany and hwo's pride message is profoundly stupid well you once
again have said nothing profoundly you know what every time i see hitler i think
that it's my name and alexis will call me that sometimes i'm trying i'm trying to understand
what they mean by any of those words why won't they just say what they're doing
i'm here for the facts yeah i'm here for the facts too i'm here for the political views uh
mike mike uh mike litteris i'm here for the dick talk
there'll be some of that for sure i could try to phrase it like you know like if i were him
okay i would say to be specific okay go ahead hi guys you know that uh crossfit is mostly
inclusive but we want to roll out the red carpet for anybody who doesn't think it's for them
so we're partnering with the out foundation to kill jews no i'm just kidding oh you're on a roll oh man how dare you strike that from the record how dare you yeah i love
jews that's like me right there andrew hitler yeah i'm about right it's crazy i'm here for
the boobs all right fair enough you got some boobs, Dante Dalton. Where?
Hitler.
Catch your boy off camera.
Okay, let's keep going.
That would be nuts.
Oh, no.
Where were the doors closed?
I don't know what you mean. What's that mean? Where the doors closed? This don't know what you mean.
What's that mean, where the doors closed?
This one, Peter O'Donnell, where the doors closed.
What doors?
Your guests were lost for three minutes, Seve.
I don't think that's how you spell Seve.
Where is it?
Peter O'Donnell, S-E-V-E.
I think Seve is S-E-V-Y. I think Seve is S-E-V-Y.
I think that is Steve.
Oh, Steve, okay.
Your guests were lost for three minutes, Steve.
It took some time for sure, but then I got it and agree.
That's funny that you think my guests were lost because fucking John Young nailed exactly what I was talking about,
which he had no chance of nailing it. Yeah. Because I didn't warn anyone.
He stepped out on a ledge.
So I don't – you can say what you want, but I thought they were lost too, but fucking John Young nailed it.
How did he know all that stuff that I said?
So I think that what you mean, Peter O'Donnell, is you were completely lost, and then you – I read Pilgrim.
You're welcome.
I keep trying to watch this channel, sebon is a complete asshole god i really want to watch it but he's just such a dick gosh i want to trigger i wish people
comment that on my video i just just tell me what i did that was an asshole i just want to know what
did i do that was an asshole i think he's referring know. What did I do that was an asshole? I think he's referring to the hat under Boo.
The ass head.
That's not my fault.
Hillary got me that.
I got him the ass head.
Yeah.
Tell me what I did that made me an asshole.
That's crazy.
John Young subscribes.
He does.
John Young is an HWPO man.
I think he is.
I feel like John Young is just kind of like a sampler of all programming.
Good.
He's good.
It's a fantastic.
The champ.
It's the champs. Champs, ex-champs.
Yeah, loving
John Young more and more. Me too. John Young's the man.
Yeah, John Young, there's been
a turn of events and he is a crowd favorite
now. I love how everyone just says he looks like someone else.
Someone goes, he looks like Tom Hardy.
And then someone said he looked
like, I don't know.
I said he looked like Yonikowski a little bit.
David Masella, it's the glasses, honestly. You mean they make me an asshole? Because I never wear these. I said he looked like Yonikowski a little bit. David Masella, it's the glasses, honestly.
You mean they make me an asshole? Because I never wear these.
I wear these once every
four months. I've worn these
eight times in the history of the show.
It's the Friday night vibe, dude.
That's why they hate you.
Just tell me why I'm being an asshole.
I would
like to fix it
if it's possible. Hill are looking like the north end
of a southbound southbound pig right now what the yeah that's gotta be a good thing oh it's
your nike sweatshirt we had a guest just arrived right now we got a guest oh yeah yeah yeah the
story behind hit the pause button hit the pause button what up no? No. Just in time.
I'll talk about the sweatshirts later.
On Hello Chico is in the house.
Hit that applause button.
Which one is it?
Not that one.
Oh.
Oh.
Dude.
There we go.
Welcome to the show, baby.
Welcome to the show.
See, you let it play a little longer than I do. And then instead of stopping it, I'm going to just show, baby. Welcome to the show. So you let it play a little longer than I do.
And then instead of stopping it, I'm going to just fade it out.
Oh, shit. Did you just one-up me with the sound effects?
Oh, and you fade it. Got the fade.
It's not fade, son.
Hey, what's up, dude? Thanks for coming on.
What's up?
Yeah, I mean, I'm not busy.
Okay. Where are you? I'm not busy. Okay.
Where are you? Are you at the firehouse?
No, I'm at home.
You're still doing the fireman stuff?
Yeah, I was there yesterday.
You're committed to the 20-year plan?
My bicep looks huge.
25.
And how many years are you in?
Four.
Wow. I thought you were going to say four months look are you wearing toes are you wearing toes pacers yeah pull those behind your head
no i won't show you my toes because people gotta pay for that stuff i heard you say on the podcast
the other day that you make something like a dollar an hour do you remember saying that
yep i think episode three yeah i did the math i make uh doing crossfit
i make uh since if you the best way competitive competition right the best way and quantify it
and that's not counting like sponsorship not money because that i don't think that is considered
money from being a professional athlete i mean i guess kind of but like if you look at like i don't
know an nfl player like they don't they don't tell you what their salary is plus their sponsors they
just tell you what their salary is how much an hour so what was it a dollar one dollar oh dude
you're still making more than the people that make the iphones that's good money bro and you don't
have any i'm assuming you don't have any like bars on your windows at home,
right?
Yeah.
Does the mayhem empire have nets around the building?
In case you decide to jump.
That's why he's still a fireman.
That's the only reason we brought that up.
He makes a dollar an hour as an athlete.
He's got to be a fireman.
Angelo on,
on a,
on a,
if,
if on a level of intensity,
one being not intense at all and ten being very
intense where would you like the questions to to hover around this evening or would you like
as intense as possible okay good how's he doing uh i don't know yet i think he's on a flight like
right now uh flight to where here back here oh no shit yeah to lick his he didn't make it right uh not yet
oh shit it's like that huh hillar tell me don't make angelo say tell me what's going on i'll bring
up the leaderboard what's going on i put up a video today okay maybe it was yesterday it was
the first time i've been accused of steroids, which was awesome. Yeah, awesome.
Yeah, we're sitting at lunch, and Sousa's like,
I've never been accused of being on steroids.
And I showed him my video, and there's a snippet where I go,
this dude's using.
Not this dude, not this Sousa, but this Sousa.
All of a sudden, he comes out of nowhere.
Is it on YouTube or on Instagram?
It's on YouTube.
Okay.
So everybody was sending me Kaikei. And he's going across the line.
He's flexing.
Everyone's like, look at his striations.
He's totally.
I'm like, no, no, no.
Not him.
And we know what she is.
But this guy, who came out of nowhere.
He went from back squatting 280 pounds in 2018 to snatching 290 pounds in this past competition.
Which makes me believe he probably is 305, 310 in the tank.
What was the jump?
What was the jump? What was the jump?
Give me the numbers again.
He went from back squatting and it was hard to 80.
About five years ago to snatching two 90.
No problem.
Yeah.
That's legit.
That's a normal progression.
Wait,
two 80 to two 90.
What am I not hearing?
I'm a two 80 back squat.
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That's the one that goes overhead.
Yes, that's the one that people don't add.
Nobody out-snatches their back squat in five years.
Nobody.
So, yeah, that was good.
Thanks, Angelo.
Not yet.
Which guy is it?
His name is Kleon Souza.
And are they testing those guys?
Like, does anyone know?
Has anyone said anything?
Do you have inside information, Angelo?
No, I have no inside information.
I just know that Guy posted a picture on his story totally trolling those guys, like, at the athlete drug testing.
And anyone who knows him knows he's just trolling.
Like, he posted a picture of all them, like, getting drug tested together.
And it's, I mean, it's just what he does.
He's just a troll.
Like, that's something he would do.
That's awesome.
And this dude's jacked out of his mind?
No, the other guy's jacked out of his mind.
He's always been pretty big.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And also, he's been good for a bit now.
So, while nothing's off the table
If I had to choose between the two of them
It would be Souza
And do you think he's popping for sure?
I said there's a
80-85% chance
And I just want to
Call it you know
Has anyone ever called that before?
What if someone's going to pop?
And then Guillaume would be in,
and then everyone would watch him work out again.
What do you see?
I told you what I saw, man.
But those are the numbers.
But I'm looking at him, and I don't see anything.
He just looks like a normal dude.
Just because he's a normal dude,
that goes from a back squat of 285 to a snatch of 295 in five years.
Look at him.
He's just a normal dude.
I wouldn't say he's normal.
That's what he wants you to think.
Yeah.
And, dude, maybe he's got terrible genetics.
It's very possible.
Oh, look at that back squat right there.
Go up a little bit.
Right there.
Check out his forearms there.
He's just huge, but he's got really bad genetics.
It just means he might be single for a while.
I also made a little fade out on that video
where the last time anybody had that sort of a strength increase
in this amount of time, that was Phil Toon.
And they've had very similar bodies at the beginning of it.
You don't just come out of nowhere and snatch 290 like that.
Angelo, why is he coming? Just to keep training?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm not always saying someone's
on drugs i actually said ellen is not uh yeah i mean i think he uh i think he's coming back to
train um i mean as far as i know i mean if i was him i would come back and i would maybe take a
little extra time off but i would probably get right back into it. I was thinking also maybe he's coming just to be around loved ones, like just to come in for healing, for medicinal reasons, healing properties.
Medicinal reasons.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I think he would stay in Brazil for that.
With his family and friends there?
Yeah, with his family, I guess.
Yeah, with his family and his childhood friends and stuff.
I don't know.
But I know that he is moving across town.
Like, not moving, moving, but just moving across town.
So that might have something to do with him having to come home.
From a favela to a place with running water?
Extra sloppy two bucks for every ten minutes you can keep Angelo on.
Damn, that womb broom is sexy.
What's a womb broom?
You know what a womb broom is?
Is that a penis?
Where's the penis at?
I don't know.
Womb broom? I like that.
That's a cool term.
I think that's my mustache, right?
Oh!
I mean, right?
Why make that up?
Hey, is that an AI?
Is that a real girl?
Yes.
That's AI.
It's all AI.
God.
Yeah, stache, mustache, mustache.
Okay, I like that.
Angelo, I'm on the waiting list
for next weekend's L2 at Mayhem.
How much do I need to venmo
you to help a brother a 500 bucks please yeah i'm the wrong guy i don't even know i wouldn't even
know where to start out dude just collect the money and don't show up that day never answer
yeah just go dark uh corbin bowman two dollars an hour wow oh because that's double what he normally makes i
get it yeah okay that's cool yeah i get it too bad it's going to seven no that's not that's not
that's not a problem at all hey so tell your team's going to the games yeah are you guys pumped
oh yeah uh who's on the team uh myself sam, Sam Demeester, Zoe Jones, and Kyra Milligan.
And are you guys happy with your placement?
No.
I think we would have liked to be at least on the podium,
but based on how we're stacking up against the other semifinals,
we're pretty happy with it.
based on how we're stacking up against the other semifinals,
we're pretty happy with it. Like overall, we are still, uh, I mean,
one of the better teams going into the games. And I think,
I think semifinals didn't really showcase some of our best stuff. So I think we have a better chance to do better at the games than we did at the
semifinals. Plus we're going to peak for the games.
It's more important to do good there than at semifinals.
Um, when, um when um when uh there's how many teams are at train at the cookville facility that are going to
the games just us right now just you and does mayhem um subsidize you like i don't know pay
for your gas to the games or shit like that or get you a
protein powder or how does that work uh yeah they they have pays for almost every almost everything
that we do like going to competitions like pays for us to like our entry your hotel your hotel
yeah usually our hotel and uh flights like pretty much everything. Like they do – they pretty much take care of us. Holy shit.
Yeah, it's awesome.
I'm guessing that's not common.
I don't think so.
I wouldn't know.
I don't really – I've never really asked anybody what they – what goes on with them.
Do you have – to get that kind of treatment from corporate at Mayhem, do you have to sell a certain amount of pride shirts this month in order to get – Yeah, I think –
Because we used to have to do that in elementary school. You sell so many magazine subscriptions, you get a little stuffed animal.
Yeah, I think if you – I think the rule is if you wear a pride shirt, you don't get any money. I think that's what you have to wear the mayhem shirt.
You lose all your, you lose all your money.
If you wear a single pride shirt, I think that's how it works.
It was only one time.
Zero.
My goodness.
You ever seen anyone get kicked out of mayhem?
Like, Oh yeah, that's a great question.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Like kicked out.
Like, like they walked in, did something wrong and like rich or someone else looked at me said hey get out yeah on some level they
did something like they came there drunk they slapped someone they swore they they they were
yeah they were wearing a hiller fit shirt um i love andrew hiller a rainbow hiller fit shirt
yeah oh yeah one person has been kicked out that i know of and was it like in real time like like
someone walked over to him be like hey you can't be here no i think it was i think he i think what
happened is there i i don't i don't even know if i'm allowed to talk about it necessarily but it
was like but i can i can be vague there's like i'll lower the volume on it i'll lower the volume on it. I'll lower the volume on you, my guy.
There's like an altercation, and the next day that person was told not to come back.
Oh, physical.
Yeah.
When they tried to come in the next day, I think they were stopped at the door and said, you're not allowed to come here anymore.
Like if you saw my wife slap me one day, then the next day she would be like, hey, you can't come back.
You're slapping Seve around.
I don't know.
I mean, yeah, I guess.
Wait, was it a physical altercation or was it like a shouting match?
Physical.
Oh, shit.
How did it go down?
Was it like a wrestle?
Was there a push?
It was just a push.
It was just a push.
But it was in the bathroom, so that's a little weird.
It was a little extra weird.
Someone peeked over the urinal side?
Yeah, yeah. Got a little weird so a little extra weird someone peeked over the urinal side yeah yeah so it's a cop a little look got a little pushy someone's trying to get a little bit of content for their only two boys was it two boys yeah yeah two guys wow i pictured it as a man
slapping a woman around wow i had that totally oh oh no yeah that that would be i think that
would be that would be probably worse, yeah. Was it Brent Fikowski that got kicked out?
Yeah, kicked out of the bar.
Sure, walked out in the back.
Oh, shit.
Would we know anybody who was involved in that altercation?
Was it like a big name?
Yeah, you would know their name.
Oh, the Pot Thickens.
Yeah, that was me.
Hey, you got that on security camera there and leaked the footage?
Will that be in your next podcast? No, it was leaked the footage? Will that be in your next podcast?
No, it was in the bathroom.
Will that be in your next podcast with –
No, no, no, no.
This is a while ago.
This is a while ago, but I don't –
Oh, man.
Y'all are wild.
Y'all are wild.
No one's kicking him out.
What about – what's the vibe like with the great former Mayhem females, Nistler and Taylor, when you guys are there? Do you say hi to them, or is it like you talk to them, or are you just kind of like nod?
What do you mean?
Like when you see them at the competition.
Oh, at a competition?
Yeah.
No, hell no.
I don't talk to them.
Oh.
Yeah. They're straight yeah they're straight and they don't talk to you either right uh they better not oh there'll be another altercation i love this oh my goodness i love this okay i got nothing i got
nothing for them i got nothing for them you have anything bad to say? Yeah, they stabbed Rich in the back.
Oh, really?
I mean, like, I don't know.
I'll just, I don't know.
I'll stop.
Because Rich might get mad at me.
Yeah, we don't want that.
We don't want that.
There will be a second person kicked out of the game.
I'm on the team.
No, you're not.
There was a familial dedication that you expected that that
that was broken uh yeah i mean yeah i mean uh
yeah i mean it's just not they're not uh they weren't great uh there just weren't great people
to him and like you know i mean he's just a nice guy and he's, he gets taken. Yeah. Rich.
And I feel like sometimes he's a little bit too nice to some people and he
gets taken advantage of. And I hate to see that because he's a good dude.
Wow. Hey, let me ask you this.
Did you find out that they were leaving the team from them directly?
Like they had a conversation or did you hear like from somebody else?
No, no. I mean, I think it was pretty much like it was all,
like it was all um like it was all
figured out before the season was even over like they knew they were they knew they weren't gonna
be on a team um and like rich was gonna retire i think andrea planned on retiring and then uh sam
wanted to go individual and taylor was as far as i know was just gonna move to nashville
i heard this what barry McOchner said.
Taylor and Andrea literally said last year they were done competing and then
they go to Proven.
I heard a little bit of that.
I mean, isn't Taylor the dude she sleeps with?
I don't know if they're a husband, but the guy she procreates with, husband.
Isn't he the coach over there?
Yeah, he is a coach over there there you got to give him some wiggle room
then right you got to be like okay no no that has nothing to do with it them going to proven
has nothing to do with my okay with my frustration they took their they took their shirts with them
and they weren't supposed to they had their period on one of the mayhem mattresses at the
mayhem apartment building and let's get match didn't clean it well that's possible but i don't know anything about that all right all right confirmed
or deny those comments yeah oh wow look at these these point uh angelo did something happen with
them on rich's birthday i don't i don't know i don't think so there I heard there was a Nerf gun fight. Oh, that, yeah. No, no, no.
Wow.
I don't think.
There was a Nerf, yeah, there was a Nerf gun fight at Price's birthday.
It got out of hand.
No, that's not it.
That's awesome.
What kind of Nerf guns do you have over there?
There's, you know, there's levels to that shit, right?
There's the straight up pussy bullets.
Dude, they have it all. They everything yeah you guys have the ones that hurt but you have the ones that hurt that's like you better be wearing goggles yeah like i think luke had a
couple welts on his neck for like two or three days afterwards i'm gonna pull up uh do you do
you play with the nerf gun wars with them? I think I was at work.
I think I missed it.
Okay, so these are the pathetic ones, right?
Just the blue kind of just shit ones.
And then these are fun, these yellow ones.
Yeah, those kind of hurt a little bit.
Damn, $110?
And then these red ones are cool.
They whistle, but they can kind of sting a little bit.
They're bigger. They could sting. sting a little bit. They're bigger.
They can sting.
And they come fast.
They come fast.
That's what she said.
They come.
I swear we've not been drinking, Angelo.
This is just.
Angelo, did you freeze?
Because that was comedy gold, and I need to laugh over there, brother.
I did.
Yeah, I froze.
A message came on my computer, and it made my screen freeze.
Well, thank God.
Okay, I've never seen this one. Have you guys seen this one before?
I've never seen this Nerf gun.
What the fuck is that?
Dude, that's a grenade launcher.
That is a chode bullet. Nicely said, Hiller.
When they land, that explodes glitter all over your house
that you can never get out of the carpet.
But they have a gun that's just brutal.
Is it this?
Oh, the jail blasters?
Maybe. What's this one right here?
Do you guys have this one?
I don't.
No, I haven't seen that one.
Most of the ones are the regular bullets
or the little yellow ball things
that pump action.
I'm surprised you guys
play it in there because I thought you guys would just go straight up
like BB guns out there.
Just like some copperhead BBs
to just get after it.
Four or five year old's birthday.
Maybe an airsoft gun.
Those are fun.
Do it different in Tennessee.
Jules A.
Sevan, you haven't seen a lot.
Let's be real. That's aggressive,
Jules. Why would you assume it's Jules?
Jules is new here.
We like you, though.
I saw your mom riding the Sibian.
Oh, shit.
I kind of feel like that
kind of aged me like a year or two can we take a weird
transition and can i ask angelo about how the wedding planning is going oh wow okay yeah uh
yeah i mean pretty good well let me just check the notes here that i have made yes brother let's go
i got he's stressed to the max He's got a notebook by his computer.
Good shit.
I don't get it.
These aren't my notes.
These are my fiance's notes.
When are you getting married?
December 16th.
Wow, and you're already planning?
I'm not planning any of it.
He just has to pretend the details matter and agree to yes or no, right?
Yeah.
When they're done that dude we could
barely that was almost too too soon like we were gonna have to put it out more because the venue
like we couldn't find a venue uh that was like open for a saturday and then i wanted to make
sure we got married this year so i get the tax break starting next year well done good job so
hey are you doing it in cookville uh the town over but
yeah pretty much it's like 15 minutes from here okay since we've asked so many intense questions
already i want you to be honest about this okay how many people are you inviting that really you
just like really you wish like that's why you really it's just like like you're
inviting because like if you don't someone's gonna have their feelings hurt or they're friends with
that person or like no is it 50 zero i'm inviting nobody that i don't want to i have i think i have
me personally my fiancee i think she might have like i don't even know where the list is out of
who people are like i think i have like 35 or 40 people invited.
And that's, that was too many.
Like, I don't know how, that was already too many people for me.
It's safe to say you didn't invite the proven girls.
It's safe to say, yeah.
Have you guys had any arguments over it?
Like, has there been anybody, like your parents or her parents are like, hey, my friend has to come because they've been my best friend.
And you're like, no, you can't have that person come.
No, I told my parents, I was pretty straight up with them.
I said, you guys don't get to invite anybody to our wedding.
And they took that well?
Yeah, they know how I am.
So I was like, no, you guys don't get any invites.
You don't get to choose who comes.
And then there was one, I mean, it wasn't even an argument.
Like I saw, I looked at the list that my fiance had been working on.
Like one day she was just like working on like praising.
I look and I go, who are these people?
And there's like six new names.
I was like, I don't know a single one of those people.
And she's like, well, you know, that's just so-and-so's parents or whatever.
And I was like, they're not coming.
We don't know them and
that went okay that wasn't like a big like deal she was she because she was like well you know
i just kind of felt like we had to and i said we don't have to invite anybody we all want to good
for you okay yeah you're right you're right and then it wasn't really an argument it was just
kind of more so funny i was like i've never even met these people good to meet you welcome to my
wedding here's the thing here's the thing no one to go anyway, so don't feel like you're not hurting anyone's feelings.
Exactly.
No, don't say that.
People want to go.
Just because you don't want to go to my wedding, you got your feelings hurt because you didn't
get an invite to a wedding.
That is true.
I didn't get invited to my best friend's wedding, and my feelings were hurt.
No one wants to go, though, but you didn't want to go anyway.
Yeah, but no one wants to go.
Unless single dudes want to go.
Single dudes want to go to bang bridesmaids.
Does that actually happen?
Yeah, well, yeah.
I saw some of the people I buy and he hung out.
Did the bridesmaids get banged?
Well, we didn't really do the whole...
Are you guys doing the bridesmaids
wedding party thing?
Yeah, we're doing all that.
How many you got on your side and her side? Do you guys try to equal it out? guys doing the bridesmaids like like like wedding party thing yeah we're doing all that how many how
many you got on your side and her side you guys try to equal it out uh there's no way we can equal
it out she has way more people that are close to her than than i i care to have standing up there
with me alexis so i don't know i i don't know how i actually don't even know how many uh what are
they called they're called groomsmen i don't even know how many groomsmen i'm gonna have because i haven't decided like i don't three or four i'm not sure
angela will you hold on a second i have i have questions about you waiting but i want to hear
this uh you you got uninvited hey angela have you had to uninvite anyone yeah you just said he did
no that was before the invite went out but no i haven't had to uninvite anybody. So, Hiller, you got an invitation to a wedding?
Yeah.
Oh, look it.
We got more money because Angela made it on here 20 minutes.
Holy, that's cool.
Let's go.
Angela, are you comfortable?
Is everything okay?
Oh, yeah, I'm good.
Okay.
We got uninvited from Andrew's best friend's wedding.
What happened?
You got an invite, and then they called you and said, don't come?
got uninvited from what andrew's best friend's wedding what happened you got an invite and then they called you and said don't come yeah well no i got a call after we said we would be there
saying yeah because you're not vaccinated you'll have to take a covid test and bring it with you
and i was like no no i don't he goes well then you can't come all right that's cool yeah could
you just could you just bring a doctor's note saying you've had three strokes? Like, sorry, I can't prove that I've got the vaccine.
But I got a blood clot.
I got a blood clot.
It was like one or the other.
I'm not doing it.
It was cool.
I did it.
We got to chill on the vaccine.
And like you said, no one wants to go anywhere.
I hear stories, and that's good enough for me.
Oh, my goodness.
That's amazing.
Wow.
Oh, thank you.
Sorry, David.
You're right.
49ers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep it chill.
Keep it chill.
God, I feel sorry for angela this is just he hasn't had one i think he's having a blast he hasn't had
one softball question you're good right here comes one give a softball question what's your
best bench press if you were an ice cream what would be what flavor would you be
yeah do the do the bench press one and then'm going to throw fucking some heat down the pipe for you.
Go ahead.
Bench press?
Yeah.
320.
Wow.
Seven, what's your best bench press?
220.
And your best five rep?
I did 180 today with you for five.
That's pretty good, actually.
It was good looking.
You should see our setup.
It's legit.
It's a fucking kid's bench with a jazzercise step box laid down
dude it was so sketch so sketch okay here you ready you you you got your batter's helmet on
and everything angela you ready i'm ready okay um any ex-boyfriends or ex-girlfriends being
invited to the wedding interesting oh no i don't think so oh okay no you didn't you didn't have to you didn't have to
that wasn't a subject that came up like i don't think i want no no i don't i just don't think
i don't think either of us small town small town yeah i don't think either of us are close with
any of our exes like that like i don't think and i don't know no i don't think, and I don't know. No, I don't think so. Like, no, unless she, unless there's somebody coming that I don't, I don't know.
Surprise.
That you dated them at some point. Yeah.
Do you think you're, do you think you're overprotective of Rich?
I'm not accusing you of that either. I'm not being passive aggressive. Dave was on here the other day saying I'm over protective of Greg. Do you think you're over protective of Rich? Well, uh, it's funny you
say that because I texted him. I'll tell you a little story on that. I texted him. I was training
at the, so we did a podcast this morning and I was training in the barn afterwards, uh, my team and
I, and then they left and I left after them and Rory had left. And so it was, I looked around and
I was the only one up there and Richard's riding his mountain bike. And I texted him, I said, Hey, I'm leaving your
house. You should get off the mountain bike because it's too dangerous to ride a mountain
bike by yourself in your home. He goes, he said, he said, all right, what are you Hillary now?
So yeah, maybe a little bit. So, so he's like a brother to you you guys are like family yeah
you really meant that you weren't just busting his balls you didn't like no i was like well
because i is that the fireman in you or what what i don't know what that is but i don't know like i
didn't know what he was doing because i didn't know what his route was because uh he went off
and then 20 minutes later he came back and then he turned right back around and went out again. And he'd been gone for like 45 minutes. And I was like,
I hope something didn't happen to him. And I started to think about it.
I go like, he's just riding like these crazy trails by himself. And he has,
I mean, he knows what he's doing, but like you can one slip and you have,
you're just freaking lost out there. You know,
you break a leg or something, you got to crawl out of the woods.
So I was thinking like, what are their bears yeah i mean there are i don't think there are many on the mountain where
he lives but there are some yeah don't you guys does he keep like a little tracking device on
him or something like that when you guys go those trails like because they're a little like like
apple tag or whatever yeah yeah he has his phone on, and I'm sure someone has his location. I thought I did. I should tell him to share it with me so I keep track of him.
He's preparing for some crazy mountain bike race, right?
A few days after the CrossFit Games?
Yeah, it's the Leadville 100.
Are you going with him?
No way.
Who's going with him?
I don't know. Like a bunch of people.
I think, I mean, I know at scott for a media team is going and then uh i don't know i don't know who else he really likes scott
oh yeah scott's the best uh uh lifetime leadville this is the run oh bike okay bike
okay here we go hey is that um rich's looked uh thinner than normal is that because of this
oh for sure yeah that's definitely because of that does he have you noticed it yeah
i don't know if i don't know if i'm allowed to say that
sketch that from the record please extra sloppy rich would fuck up a bear
does does when rich is rolling out, has he got a piece on him?
I don't think so.
I mean, he was like in just his bike shorts today.
So I don't even know where he would put it unless he's got a keister.
Oh.
Hey, why doesn't he? He should roll with the piece on him.
Why not?
Yeah, he should.
I don't know.
You put speaking of his ass, he fell and busted his ass so bad the other day.
I guess he showed me this morning.
It's like cut up and bruised.
It looks nasty.
So he's going to be one of these dudes.
This is it.
Yeah, I guess.
Looks like it.
What's MTB mountain bike?
Yeah.
August 12th,
2023.
Yeah.
In 1994,
150 gusty riders braved 100 miles of high altitude,
extreme Rocky mountain terrain,
starting at 10,152 feet,
climbing to 12,424 feet,
pedaling into global cycling history.
That's what he's going to do.
He's going to end up getting super into this and try to like win it every year?
Yeah, that sounds like him.
Yeah, I can imagine that.
He's like, oh, it's just a hobby.
Next thing you know, it's just freaking full on.
He's going for the win.
I mean, he bikes like 20 miles a day at minimum.
No shit.
But you don't have any elevation.
I mean, no, not like they have.
Elevation change, but not like at elevation
like today 24 miles yesterday uh 10 miles day before that 15 miles
uh what are you looking at you can see his you can see his like uh journal. His notes. Yeah. It was like workout journal.
Oh my God.
I love how fucking weird you guys are.
You make me feel sane.
A rich ain't winning Leadville.
They're a world-class racers.
Never doubt the champ boy.
Yeah.
Never doubt the champ.
Hey,
between the games and then with everything else going on,
are you going on a bachelor party?
Uh, I haven't thought about it.
Probably Angelo do on a bachelor party uh i haven't thought about it probably angelo doing a bachelor party get hammered and freaking go to the strip club are you kidding me that's
what you do right he's square as shit he ain't doing oh he ain't no he's so square i doubt it
get him get him going on a couple whiskeys oh my god going? What? Are you going on one?
I don't have anything planned.
I probably won't go get drunk.
I'm sorry.
How do you feel about bachelor parties in general?
I'm not surprised.
I'll get drunk for you.
I'm not surprised.
What did you say?
How do you feel about bachelor parties in general?
Are you a fan or whatever?
I've never been on one.
Excuse me. I have been on one and i got in a fight so not for me you did for me your fault yeah the other person's fault how
did that happen uh definitely my fault what'd you do what'd you do there was drinking uh
yeah there was drinking involved for sure i was hammered yeah one of the one of the last times i've been drunk someone said they were fitter than you so you fought them uh no actually it wasn't it wasn't
100 my fault i just instigated the situation like i made it worse basically someone spelled
rich's name wrong someone spelled rich's name wrong i do this thing where i look around i'm
always looking around and if someone's staring at me i won't stop staring at them until they
break eye contact yeah see one time i got in a fight with a dude for that but i didn't just
i just sat there and he goes what are you doing i'm looking at you and he goes why because you
were looking at me and he's just standing over me the dude was probably five six and he goes
we're gonna take this outside i go why i was looking at you and then my buddy stood up who
is six two and played football at U of I.
And he's like, I'm going to go sit down now.
And you guys broke out into a fight?
No, I didn't fight him.
I just sat there.
I was like, dude, I was just looking at you until you stopped looking at me.
And you never stopped.
Now you're over here.
Stop looking at me.
Good old-fashioned standoff.
No, I never even stood up.
I just sat in my chair in a bowling alley.
It's pretty interesting.
I was watching your video the other day of you basically telling that person in the hallway that you can be here.
If you just try to stand up to somebody just a little bit, people do not like pushback.
They hate pushback.
So you don't even really have to be mean.
But if you just give a little bit of pushback, it's like i don't you know i don't want this tension they'll just move on
yeah they don't like the uncomfortableness it's just uncomfortable yeah so people just like i'm
out of here so you just have to like change your life seeing that that changed my life
i'm not joking that changed my life when i saw it i had a whole body sweat when i heard you say
yeah that changed that changed
your life angela no no i like not i'm gonna do something different i'm doing different i'm
changing everything i'm changing everything no i i i really like that because i've taken that
approach too because people do not like the pushback they don't they don't expect it mostly
they don't expect it so like when it happens they don't know what to do so like it's like oh whoa i didn't expect i thought he'd just
go to his room and then they're like would you really call when he did push back though what
would a little bit i mean like he could have just went to his room and be like oh i'm sorry i'll go
to my room you know that's what's weird to me i don't even feel like he pushed back i feel like
he just he just was like stating what he was? It's not like he was doing anything wrong.
Like maybe if he was doing something wrong,
he'd be like,
okay,
yeah,
you caught me.
I should,
I should go.
I should go.
It was like an alchemist.
It's like he changed the whole situation.
Yeah.
It's all fucking whole perspective.
Got all fucking flipped upside down.
I totally wanted to bring this back around to what happened in Angela's
fight.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
I want to know if he was staring at somebody. yeah yeah who are you talking to no no dog stares in the
corner and you're like what's the dog what's the dog looking at is there a ghost angela's like
looking in the corner like a dog i just found this this bug just started flying around oh yeah i could
see the bug i saw the bug hang on let me get it real quick yeah you got like a salt gut or something
gonna hit away oh that's it does Cookville have a strip club?
No, we're good.
Does Cookville have a strip club?
No.
No.
There's one in – oh, man, what's it called?
It's this tiny little town.
Like it's called a gentleman's club though.
And I've only ever heard bad things.
I've only heard bad things.
I bet you they got arms there.
Yeah, I think like their best
thing is like a three on Saturday night.
Hiller, don't forget the fight question,
but I'm going to ask this first. As a firefighter,
have you guys ever been called out there to the strip club?
No, it's way outside of our
territory. Okay, go ahead.
Go ahead, Hiller. Fight. Fight.
I don't want to fight. I want to know about his fight.
That's what I mean. We might be beating it up a little bit
and we're ready to move on.
Pun intended.
Because this is a true statement.
I memorize every hotel rule book that I stay in.
He reads the pamphlet.
You don't do that like a video game.
You get a brand new one.
You got to read the instruction manual.
No, I throw that instruction manual out.
That's the first thing.
I'm like, this is just going to slow me down.
What does the A button do?
Okay, now I know that.
They always had the cheat codes in the three quarters of the way in too.
Hey, this might be a good –
This might be a good –
You know how like this guy sitting here with the man bun behind me is kind of like my –
Yeah, he's cool.
I like him.
Maybe yours should just be a dude who's sitting in his underwear.
Just with a little helmet showing?
Yeah.
He's like. I like him. Maybe yours should just be a dude who's in his underwear. Just with a little helmet showing. Yeah. Maybe.
He's like Jesus Hiller.
Did you see the picture of him and Dave?
And he doesn't have his pants on.
No, I didn't see it.
Where is that?
Is that on the internet already?
How did Vindicate see that?
Is that on there?
It's on.
Yeah.
You didn't put it up, right?
No, I didn't put it up.
No?
Maybe it's on Dave's.
Yeah, I sent it to him and he posted it.
Let me see.
I took my pants off today, Angelo.
It was really hot.
And I was running up that hill at the ranch. Yeah, just check it out on Dave's Instagram. I guess he posted it. I just took them I took my pants off today, Angelo. It was really hot, and I was running up that hill at the ranch.
Yeah, just check it out on Dave's Instagram.
I guess he posted it.
I just took them off.
Oh, that's awesome.
Hey, Angelo, so you can sign up to go to the ranch to work out with Dave, right?
Go to CrossFitRanch.com.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I didn't really know that.
But Dick Butter knows the strip club that we have, Midnight Express.
Oh, shit.
He does?
Fucking Dick Butter.
Yes, that's it.
That's it. Yeah. Wow. Midnight Express in Smithsville. does fucking that's it that's it yeah wow midnight express in smithsville
wow that's it oh shit so dick butter we just figured out who that is that's rich froning uh
senior i'm always wondering who that is okay so so so we're there at the ranch right we just
happen to be there looking because greg's doing a event there tomorrow and he so, so we're there at the ranch, right? We just happened to be there looking because Greg's doing a bit event there
tomorrow and he's speaking. So we show up there, me, Hiller, Sousa, Greg,
and Dave's there and we're looking around and there's some camera guys there
and we're trying to figure out how we're going to set it up for tomorrow.
And this dude shows up here with this rogue shirt on from the Netherlands,
this dude. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, yeah,
I signed up for a training with Dave. So Dave starts training them.
And then Hiller's like, Hey, you care if I jump in for the workout?
So Hiller jumps in.
And this dude fucking has to do this workout.
And it's run to the top of the hill at the ranch, come down, do 20 wall balls.
Four rounds.
And Hiller fucking laps him on the fucking first fucking – poor guy.
Yeah, poor guy.
And he's in shape.
He's a big guy.
Yeah, he did great.
And then next thing you know, Hiller's got his –
kept running down the hill and he takes his pants off.
After two rounds.
I wasn't expecting him to do that.
You took him off in the middle of the workout?
Yeah, I was afraid of stepping on a snake or something.
I heard there's snakes up there.
Yeah.
Wait, you had pants on?
Yeah, the ones I'm wearing right now.
And I go, I got to wear these all day.
I'm not going to sweat in them.
That's how I do shirts too.
People are like, why are you working with a shirt on?
If you sweat in a shirt, it smells like crap for the rest
of its existence. You take it off the second
you start sweating and it preserves the life
of the shirt.
At least that's what I think.
Science.
No one else?
Peer reviewed.
No, I can't.
We don't have a mayhem shirt collection
that just gives you know we had our hotel cover we got a mayhem shirt for every day of the week
as long as it's not rainbow colored oh yeah i forgot to thank you guys thanks for the mayhem
package that showed up at my gym that was fucking awesome what are you talking about
i got a package it had like the mayhem jersey there's a handful of t-shirts in there and i got like some um wristbands you better be fucking joking no don't thank don't thank me if that's where is
that where do i see that it's they shipped it to me dude i'm not bringing that here did you post
i want a mayhem jersey they post that do you sell those mayhem jerseys
yeah i would look yoked in that. Yeah, I totally made that up, but I just...
It would be cool, right?
The whole Mayhem package, I didn't get shit.
You didn't get one? I thought you did. No. Someone sent one.
A Mayhem shirt to me?
No, a Mayhem package. Like, thanks for being a
Mayhem affiliate. Oh, I got the affiliate
marketing thing, which is genius, by
the way. That shit was... Yeah, that shit
was good marketing. I meant to send that to him.
Do you work for Mayhem?
Me? Yeah.
You do.
What's your job there?
I program the Everyday Hero track.
No shit?
Did I know that?
Yeah, you did.
We talked about that before.
Maybe.
And what is that track?
It's for first responders and military people and police officers all that
kind of stuff and it's more like it just kind of i mean in the best way to put it honestly it like
dumbs down like the kind of fancy semi-finals games stuff that we do and kind of just makes it
more of a regular fitness you know more so back to like regular crossfit than before it got
to like in the weeds with the crossfit game and stuff and all the high skill movements that we
kind of cut some of that stuff out more so just to um mimic like stuff we see at work you know
like just more grunt style things instead of like yeah i'm looking at the page team of experts you're on there
yeah i think that's what it says team of experts that's awesome oh yeah
he's all shocked okay i've had rich on the show i've had this guy jake lockhart on the show
lockard on the show i had this guy angelo de chico on the show i can you believe i've never
had darren on the show oh yeah i can't believe that we have yeah no DiCicco on the show can you believe I've never had Darren on the show oh I can't believe that
we have?
you've had him on the show
he was on with us or was I on that one too
but I need to just have Darren on by himself
and be like hey when's the first time
you and Rich had a circle jerk
oh Jake Foster I know him
I don't know
I haven't had her
I had this guy on facundo
i i need to have i've never had ellie on how's jake doing over there
good we uh man jake he's coaching seth right yeah he's coaching a lot of people now i think he's
uh i don't know i don't know who honestly i don't know who's coaching in the open yet so i don't
really know like what i'm supposed to say i don't know it just i don't know what he's doing exactly i know he's coaching individual athletes he's
taking some of the stuff off of uh jake lockard's plate basically to take on so we can have more
individuals uh the mayhem id programming is like for him like him and facundo are doing that just
like personalized programming for people who want that someone
sent me a dm yesterday saying the best show that they've ever they said they just watched the um
show with chris henshaw i did they said it was the best podcast i've ever done yet the other day
that one from a long time ago yeah i had sage bergener on she's awesome that's a
awesome photo of her i fucking love her i had this dude on mr mike fucking on this one and
the crossfit one i should have him on again i'm kind of scared of this dude on Mr. Mike fucking on this one and the CrossFit one. I should have him on again.
I'm kind of scared of this girl. I want
to have her on. Really? She's
super nice. Yeah, she just intimidates
me a little bit. Like she just might
I don't know why she intimidates me. She's cool as shit.
Her Instagram account is crazy.
Yeah, oh, it's nuts. She's super
she's like super skilled. She's a really good
coach.
Yeah, this is her and if you don't if
someone doesn't follow her you should follow her oh yeah good i'm glad i said that i'm like do i
follow her hey how do people get set up with the everyday hero thing i work with two fire
departments i want to get them uh how does it do like what do i do i don't i don't i forget how i see i don't do any
like the actual logistics stuff so i mean jake i would say just email jake and his email should
it should be just jake at mayhem nation i don't know actually now it might not be because we have
jake foster i don't know what i don't know but jake would be the one to get a foster yeah and then if we were to be just like the nicest
we could fucking possibly be to crossfit hq so they didn't do a first response what's it called
um not first the occupational games they didn't do the occupational games
can you think of any reason why they wouldn't do that?
MAGA.
Really?
Really?
Like it's political?
Like for some reason because those guys – I don't even think that's true, by the way.
Could be.
I don't know.
I just thought it was because they said it wasn't really worth it for them money-wise, which I don't understand.
I feel like it's an online competition that they
don't have to really set up they just have to like pay a media person which i don't think they
really have anymore but why would you have to even pay a media person why they expand didn't
they expand the adaptive division i don't know yeah or they or they made the no i thought they
made the qualifications a little different what what are the occupational games basically can't you just have it so you click something and it says you're a firefighter
a police officer a school teacher a doctor a nurse and then at the and then it just and then
you click a button and it tabulates all those fuckers in order of how they did yeah so it's
for the open all you have to do is like put the hashtag with your name and there's no like
there's no um process that shows if it's true or not.
But when you go to the occupational games and if you do good,
I mean, this is what happened to me last year.
They asked for some sort of ID.
And I said,
I'm like,
I have like a firefighter ID and I have another ID like as an EMT.
So I sent that stuff to him to prove that like,
I actually am a firefighter.
And that's it. actually am a firefighter.
And that's it.
That's it.
Yeah.
But you only need that at the end for the winner.
Like who cares?
Yeah.
Yeah. So like,
yeah,
maybe 10th place isn't really a firefighter,
but I don't know why they would do that.
I mean,
I guess you could though.
Justin did talk about it,
but did you hear Justin's explanation is not one that they probably ever want
repeated.
Yeah.
He basically said it wasn't a priority or something.
He said something bad.
Yeah, it wasn't a priority.
I bet if I listened to it right now, I still wouldn't know what he said.
Yeah.
We heard a lot of that recently.
You got to decipher the code.
Yeah, it's like coding.
I mean, bounce around questions.
When you guys do the podcast, before you start are you are there does anyone
ever say hey let's not talk about this it's a little too close to home uh yeah there's a couple
things we can't really talk about all right i was gonna say do you guys do post-production so you
just cut stuff out have you guys had to cut anything out yet yeah we had to cut something
out uh we had to cut something out last last had to cut something out last, not the podcast we did today,
but last week when we did one.
We had to cut out a name, but that was it.
Unless you go to the Patreon and subscribe,
and then you get it unedited, right?
That would be a great idea.
I'm chock full of them, baby.
Well, whose call is that?
Could anyone make that call?
Like if it was like, hey, I don't want that in there.
It could be anyone's call.
Yeah.
If like you said something, you're like, ooh, I don't want that in there.
Can you guys take that out?
They'll take it out.
Rich wouldn't be like, don't be a pussy.
No, not if you were like adamant about it.
Right.
Not if you're adamant about like, hey, I donant about, hey, I don't really want to say that.
Are you guys thinking about doing live calling shows?
Live shows?
Let's start with live.
Are you thinking about doing live shows?
I would love to do that.
I don't know if we've talked about that or not.
We've talked more about having people on.
I'd like to have people on,
which I think we can do.
Do you have
one of these roadcaster things
I don't know
what that is so no
oh I'll show you
it's a colorful board
it's like a sound board
yeah
hook up a phone to it
you got the sound effects going
probably yeah I think the guys
have that i i don't they're like like ben and scott usually sit in and they have you seen this
thing there it looks like yeah it looks a little i think it looks just like that or maybe it looks
very similar i don't i'm not sure because they could they could hook a phone up to it
that's what we do i don't know why no you sometimes fucking a gazillion people calling
i don't know why no one's called in today maybe the phone sometimes the phone's not even working
is it even on right now it is i think people just get like intimidated by calling again
um or they just got nothing to say yeah well they still call in when they got nothing to say
oh dick butter they have a real setup, Seve.
Okay, Rich.
Rich Groening Sr.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Go back to the Gentleman's Club, Dick.
Yeah.
He only goes there for the hot wings on Tuesdays, guys.
Don't worry about it.
And... Whoa, did my light...
Oh, no.
You're good.
You're good.
Oh.
What's happening with you? I'm tripping on my light. It, no. You're good. You're good. What's happening with you?
I'm tripping on my light.
It's because you're wearing sunglasses.
Oh, okay, okay.
I can turn the light off when you take those things off.
I just looked into the light.
You guys should take live calls.
I'd love to see that happen.
Yeah, I'd call in every show.
I want to see that happen. Hey, it's call in every show. I'd love to see that happen.
Hey, it's Matt here. K-Matt, what's your question?
Nothing, just
wanted to say hi. Isn't this another one of your
teammates from like last year?
She ain't my teammate.
Isn't she the one that I speculated was
outside of the boundaries?
Yeah.
Yeah, I speculated that angelo giving uh giving
taylor and andrea more of a reason to spank that ass in madison i that there's a oh it says that
the funny part about it is i never said they that i'm better than them like they're really good
athletes and like they're great to beat them to beat them would be really hard like i'm not i'm
not uh i'm not an idiot.
They beat us at our semifinal,
and they probably have a good chance of doing it at the games.
Yeah, I'm trying to beat them, and I want to beat them,
but I just talk shit.
I just like to talk shit.
There's nothing wrong with talking about shit.
All sports, there should be some of that.
It should be.
I hate the whole, like, everybody play nice.
We're one community.
No, let's get some fucking excitement going.
There was some sort of etiquette, competitive collegial etiquette that they broke, and Angelo is not appreciative of it.
Yeah, it has nothing to do with their athletic ability. They are great athletes.
I just did not like how they handled themselves personally.
The best women athletes ever.
Yeah, the best personally women athletes ever yeah
the best team women athletes ever exactly did you see taylor's uh um interview at after she won
uh no yeah it's a totally if they're gonna she's a total someone should talk to her does she have
an agent what do you mean like yeah you're gonna explain they they interviewed her afterwards and like
she doesn't talk it's like she's a deaf mute it's like she refuses to like she doesn't she
didn't give an interview like was it the weird shit right after the event where everybody's
like out of breath and incoherent yeah but she should still take advantage of it you gotta take
like i don't know why else are you competing i'd do something i would do something this is an easy
answer it's myself and david hippppenstiel. Hard stop right there.
There was a physical altercation.
Yeah.
There was a physical altercation.
No one else in the history of CrossFit has had a physical altercation.
Catch us up to games this year.
I had one with a man twice my age.
Well, there was that.
Remember when the dude tried to confront you and he was like,
I'm not on steroids.
He forgets that I just don't fight people.
Yeah.
He should have just popped off and gave him the stocked and slapped.
I think I put on 15, 20 pounds. pounds i saw him last so now he's not coming
nowhere no he ain't saying shit what's the plan what's the plan for the podcast our plan yeah
long term sure or just did she both is it just is it just weekly uh a weekly show yeah it's more
it's we're just lucky that we keep doing it every week without getting burnt out.
So it's a week-by-week basis.
Okay, and is there a day – is there a schedule?
Is it Wednesdays at 3?
No.
Like usually someone will text at like 8 o'clock at night and say,
hey, do you guys want to do a podcast in the morning?
And then if we can, we will.
If we can't, we don't.
Okay.
I do like the sponsor commercials, actually,
which is kind of out of the blue.
Yeah.
Sousa was given his rendition of a couple of things.
They're pretty funny.
I wonder if Manscaped.
Oh, Manscaped better help.
Yeah.
What was it?
What's the Manscaped go?
Give it really quick.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Manscaped, a tree in the desert looks a lot bigger help yeah what was it what's the manscape go give it give it really quick you might oh yeah yeah
yeah it's manscape a tree in the desert looks a lot bigger than a tree in the forest
that's good
is that what you said on our commercial says you made that up susan dude, wait till you see the, have you heard the Better Help one?
I haven't heard any of our commercials.
We had to switch it to be about balance, and it's like if you give too much of yourself
and you don't spend time for yourself, and so I got the censor button, so I just start
saying, if you got bullshit, friend, but I bleep the whole thing, so it's censored.
It's hilarious, in my opinion.
I thought it was good.
Okay, Angelo, go ahead.
What were you going to say?
Nothing. I was just adding to to the conversation don't do that uh extra sloppy dollar 99 my kids
won't go to college but seve's will thank you you've been here 50 minutes angelo have i been
here that long that's it doesn't feel long which is always good it's just flying by
angelo you're looking good by the way. This comment is not correct.
Because the other day,
I saw someone call Justin Madero's chunky.
It was an accident.
Hey, I actually...
I think it's looking good.
I'm in good company, yeah.
Where is the clip?
You're actually right, dude.
You didn't say it.
You said, hey, somebody said he looks like he's getting chunkier.
And you go, I don't agree with that. I actually said he looks like he's getting chunkier and you
go i don't agree with that i actually think he looks a little leaner where is that it's on the
finale show of the west at 27 50 how the fuck did i know that okay hold on uh where would i go
crossfit games no no our podcast what is it I don't even know my name
what is it that you're looking for
live
by the way welcome to the Friday night uncensored
live you guys are easily triggered
CrossFit West finale
yeah okay with Bill
Grundler's on it yeah yeah
2750 yeah
somebody commented it oh shit
that is awesome.
Here we go.
So, Angelo, to catch you up on what happened.
Yes.
Medeiros came on the other day, basically told us he doesn't listen to this shit podcast.
But he did hear rumors that I – not even rumors.
Oh, look, I'm going to like this fucking podcast.
He heard that I called him Chunky.
And I was like, I really don't remember calling you that.
And then Hiller and Sousa ass-pounded me.
And then Medeiros' mom got in the comments and ass-pounded me.
And I was all – my anus was prolapsed.
I was all fucked up.
But now Sousa's saying I took that completely unnecessarily.
Let's give this a – I saw it, and I felt bad.
I was like, oh, shit.
Well, that's okay.
Prolapsed anus.
I'll recover from it
You're absolutely right
Do you think he looked heavier?
Someone said he looked heavier
I thought he looked leaner
I thought he looked thinner
I thought he looked the same as he always does
But if you're Adam
What's the approach?
What is the approach?
Hey
Is there another place where i could
have called him chunky i don't think so actually it's probably it god i'm a beast yeah good job
i'm a beast all right how do we fix all that oh man somebody said i'm cringe hey they have you and they they have you and angelo confused who oh yeah mission bell okay
no it's the tree in the desert thing who the fuck is that guy that's good all right
angelo thank you thank you guys this was fun. I haven't been on in a while.
It was good.
You used to be on a lot.
I know it.
Yeah, that's when they had some championship teams over there.
And I stopped getting the link.
I'm not as interesting anymore.
You don't have any winners over there.
I started talking to you.
Oh, hey, you guys should have Guy on gian i'm gonna text gian invite him on
i want to have him on i can't i want to hear his his his story i can't wait to hear it this is a
true comment you think he's gonna come on on ours or on here both you should have him on yours but
i want to have him on mine too you think he'll come on mine i don't know i don't know i gotta
see what kind of like i want to see what kind of headspace is in like when uh when he gets here he might be fine
i'm sure he'll be all right um i mean i'm sure he's not happy but i'm sure he'll be all right
yeah he should be it's fun tell him he's just got to enjoy life yeah he's married take it out on well
actually thank you for leaving uh Thank you for leaving, Angelo.
Costing him money.
Sloppy's losing the purse.
All right, brother. Thank you. You're awesome.
I hope we didn't get you any trouble.
We'll be rooting for you. We'll talk to you soon.
Thanks for coming on with such
short notice. Thanks, dude.
No problem. Thanks, guys. See you.
Bye, brother. Adios.
Vaca Dios. Bye. Adios. Vaca and Dios.
Wow.
Live call in number 928-583-3903.
That was good.
I think that's the first time we've ever said it.
I know it is.
I really like this version of Sousa.
What's that version?
He's just got a lot of good one-liners tonight.
Dude, I'm just loose right now.
Usually, I just play the
supporting actor role and I chill back.
I just like it that someone
called him cringe and he broke out into a fucking
Irish accent. It was the
Conor McGregor thing, you know?
Like when some random just says some shit, you're like,
who the fuck is that guy?
No, I'm
telling you, we worked out and it was fucking nuts it was it was
nuts we just worked out and just fucking went hard we worked we did uh we did but shitload of
sled pulls pushes we did the tts over toes over knees guy shit walking the sled backwards we did
um uh some farmer carries farmer carries we did all and then we came inside
and we fucking benched our asses off it was cool and the sled pools fucking gassed us
yeah that was good how many titos in suza no titos in suza no titos
hey so which side are we on um which which side of mayhem versus proven are we over here
i mean i'm i like to hear all sides that's the thing i just like to hear them all i'm pretty
i'm pretty devout to the whole uh mayhem thing i i feel like i got some shit to learn from um
i've been to andrea she's super cool guys it's a big community there's room for everybody i've
met both i've had both of them on the podcast I enjoyed both of them but I I love the values
thing over there I love I love I like uh I like having access to those guys I think those dudes
are all cool I'm even rekindling I'm texting with Rory now me and Rory have had all me and all those
actually not me and Angela never had any bumps in the road but I've had bumps in the road with
all those dudes but even me and Rory i texted rory this morning that was weird but i liked it
so this from jessica says that she would like the honest side now who's to say that angela
wasn't giving the honest side as well there's always two sides and they can both be their own
truth no there's two sides and there's the truth oh and jessica um kind of
took a shot at angelo right just now she said oh yeah i don't i don't feel like he like said
anything bad i mean well he made an implication that they were uh they dipped that they were uh
somehow did something unethical i I don't know if on it.
Is it unethical?
I think so.
I didn't feel like it was that bad.
I think that's how we got into the
do you feel defensive of Rich conversation, perhaps.
Okay, so maybe it's just like,
fuck you.
Maybe me?
Yeah.
I have a nail clipper.
Are you fucking trimming your fingernails?
No, I have a nail clipper and it came apart.
I look under this giant computer.
Like if he's clipping his nails, is it CrossFit Corey's birthday?
CrossFit Corey, happy birthday, victory birthday.
If it's not, go fuck yourself.
But look at this.
I want my kids to have Tia and Rich's values.
I don't know what Tia's values are.
That's true. I have no idea. I don't know. I don't know what Tia's values are. That's true.
I have no idea.
I don't know.
I don't know what,
uh,
I,
and that's just,
I'm not saying that she hasn't shared them or I don't know what her values
are.
I think so many of these athletes are so fucking protected.
And so,
well,
if Hiller was giving me a lesson today on why people do shit,
I can't even fucking believe it.
I can't believe what I was hearing. I can't believe you don't think about why people do some things
yeah it's i can't believe it's not butter yeah so it's not it's dick butter it isn't butter
that's the crazy part he said he didn't like the way they left yeah and and right and my my my um
i think it was a strong word these days homie
hearing all these people messed up with that word let me see ethical is it that's right i'm looking
at the definition pertaining to or dealing with morals or the principles of morality pertaining
to right and wrong conduct yeah right wrong conduct i think it's fair to say that he alluded
strongly to the fact that they didn't be their conduct in in their departure was uh
he said he was basically feeling protective over rich he didn't like the way that they treated
rich upon their departure yeah okay conduct i'll use conduct strike uh your honor um uh strike uh
ethical from the uh record and again i don't think he like i didn't feel that it was like
bad mouthing them or like anything like that.
But then again, whatever.
I'm not the episode.
Oh, it was good drama.
It was tense.
I felt my temperature go up.
Oh, really?
At what point?
When he said stuff?
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
No.
Like, you're going to get a text from Rich on the side and be like, got that.
Yeah.
It's just not stuff you're used to hearing in the CrossFit world.
Right.
Pull that shit down.
I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
Okay, good.
But your temperature rose.
I thought I turned the heater down.
I thought it was that, not you.
I was uncomfortable about it.
I'm just sweating because I'm next to Hiller
and he's just throwing off mad heat.
Yeah, dude.
I wonder if...
I wonder if I wonder if
so you don't think he's tripping at all?
Angela's tripping at all for anything he said on the show?
No. Nah, I think he wants to
play in the mud a little. Yeah, you're right.
He does. He's been alluding to it.
He's like, I got my girl, I got my job,
I don't give a fuck.
Okay.
Well, thank you guys. That was fun.
These are these have been two oh private chat we got
she going on the private chat oh who is that who's who in the private chat yeah type to the private
chat while they're discussing that don't forget to pick up your ceo visor are those for sale if you want to look good on the court or just around the house ceo visor is for you impress the
ladies impress the dudes ceo visor is for you i'm gonna hang that is that really for sale if that's
for sale i'm gonna hang that here not this thing that hillary got yes hey no i don't think it's i
don't think it's for sale i've only seen you have them and now I'm bringing this home to Grace because she wanted one hey who is that
can you write in the private chat who that is
I don't know who that is
you just gotta scroll up to the top and follow the plot
I know I see the name
but I don't know who that is
it's written right under the name
what's the point of the visor dude because you could wear it
and then you could gel your hair out
this is like the conversation earlier i just can't comprehend like you're supposed to be
the smart one and i'm just my dude so i got this story i used to have a vulcan visor and i would
wear it and then i would gel my hair to like stick out forward over it like this it was like gelled
so if you guys want to get the visor and gel your hair over it that's what i do like it's the year 2000 and you're off here's my nipples
like like snowboarding goggles just like hanging off the neck even though you're not snowboarding
hey i just like fire i just want you guys to know so so it's not like a totally uh secret i want to
tell you what we're talking about real quick basically pillar said uh so so said said
something about someone in the chat and the
person that he said something about i don't know who that is so then he had to tell me who that
person is but i couldn't figure i couldn't read for some reason it says right below it
it says right below it that's so-and-so's doctor and i'm like
but i but i for some reason i couldn't. Because you're wearing glasses inside. Oh, shit.
And Angelo participated.
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
This is crazy.
Wow.
Okay, well, that, God, wow.
Was that going on while we were talking?
Yes.
Yeah, dude.
I'm so focused on the fucking show.
Dude, dude, dude.
You know what the thing is?
It's like it's your show.
It's your show, and I'm just chilling over here but i got back in access and i go i got a click of a
button to blow this bitch and i'm like i'm not trying to blow up your show i don't know what
to do if it were my show i'm clicking that button but you didn't click it i don't know sometimes i
you know that's why i was like how do i fucking tell him without yeah i don't know where the
keyboard hey to your defense when you're the one in the cockpit that it's much harder to keep up That's why I was like, how do I fucking tell him? I don't know how to wear the keyboard.
Hey, to your defense, when you're the one in the cockpit,
it's much harder to keep up with all this.
When you're the co-pilot, it's super easy. There's a big red button over there.
Do the private chat.
Yeah.
He gave us the seventh life was changed with Hiller sitting in the hallway.
Of course, it's him, right?
He's a very simple boy.
Oh, my goodness. Oh oh really uh visors are
worthless oh i love a visor well that's because he's bald isn't he jeffrey don't you i don't
when i think of him i don't think of him as bald i guess he must be if his head still gets burnt
he's still getting burnt is this chase hill from mayhem like who is this yeah no i don't think so
because i remember it's a it's a it's a girl and she used to have a picture of herself.
Now she has a picture of a doll.
Oh, I can't see.
It looked like Cookville, Tennessee.
That doll looks like Chucky.
Yeah.
Dude, Barry, he doesn't even know who he is.
Who is that?
Who's Nick Johnson?
He doesn't know who this guy is.
I know.
Sevan is doing much multitasking.
We need Caleb.
Yeah.
Where's Nick Johnson's comment?
I'll see if I.
Oh, dude, it's a hundred thousand comments ago.
It's already the time has passed.
I keep forgetting you guys could see my legs on here.
Hey, I was waiting for one of you just to start fiddle,
like pinching your ball sack or itching it or fucking go back and watch the show.
You'll see me.
You'll see me adjusting the boys a few times.
I'm still here, Barry, just witnessing the foot get inserted further and further.
And here's the one before it.
Absolutely classless stuff here, Angelo.
There you go.
Oh, and who is that?
Who is Nick Johnson?
I believe that is Taylor Williamson's husband.
Oh, that's the guy who's the coach at –
Proven.
Proven, oh.
Yes. husband oh that's the guy who's the coach at uh um proven proven oh yes and apparently he's still here um how the fuck does bruce where's the foot where's the foot in the comment
where where how well let me hold on you want me to pull that back up i just want to see how far
but a seven's life was changed i want to see how far back it I want to see how far back that was. It's far, dude.
You can't even read. You're never going to find it.
Bruce, as if we just have everybody's fucking contact, dude.
Come on.
There it is.
I don't know if that helps you at all.
Oh, but that was recent because Barry just said something. It's at 835.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
No one's putting their foot in anyone's mouth.
Hey, listen.
Those guys have always made it clear that they don't
they are okay with the tension between
Mayhem and the other teams
and Taylor and Andrew have always made it clear
that they weren't fans of the
Mayhem team when they were on here
before they were on the Mayhem so it's not like
they've been on the show
yeah I enjoy both of them but they're fierce competitors
it's not like some surprise I didn't think it was classless
on the Chico's part at all,
although it did make me sweat a little bit.
Classless is too harsh.
It's just like, hey, dude, this is competitive shit.
They hit control plus F.
Oh, to like search it.
Tension is good.
Yeah.
The little hype, baby.
A little story.
Mason Mitchell.
It's not Mayhem it's angelo
fine yeah and he even said he may get in trouble with rich hey i don't think um rich is actually
that bug on the wall he's looking over him he's like we just did that so they talk about us on
the next uh podcast i don't think i don't think um yeah i don't think it's like any shocker to Taylor or Andrea or Angelo or anyone that there's tension, blood loss.
Did you want to beat the other teams?
Were you ever on a team, Hiller?
Yeah, man.
I was pretty close to winning the games on a team in 2018.
We got beat by Mertens by five points, I believe.
At the games?
No, we were in the sixth spot, and they took the top five.
Oh, you were close to going to the games.
The team that occupied the fifth spot had Colton Burtons on it.
Oh.
And were you all buddy-buddy with the other teams,
or were you kind of disgusted with them?
To be honest, we didn't freaking know any of them.
I knew Burtons just a bit because he went to an affiliate
where I knew Street Horner and Dylan Martin,
and that's the CrossFit Kilo kind of realm.
So I knew of colton
but he was probably 21 22 at that point he was only 5-2 then yeah how tall is he now 5-4 i think
he was probably 5-4 then too but it was he was carrying the worm i remember it's not a good
movement when you've got an individual who's in the same height but he's a monster what he's doing now still going and i'm here i like
getting here though oh here we go oh now we got the full story hey y'all we uh this is from uh
miss uh williamson taylor williamson taylor you got to talk more in the post interviews
that's hard that's like i give her a complete pass at that right after a word no like she's a
pro she works she works when i read this it makes me think that Angelo was in the wrong.
Okay, hold on.
You should probably read this.
Hey, y'all.
Y'all.
I like that. That's sweet.
Hi.
Hi.
We asked Rich to be our teammate again in 2023.
He respectfully passed because he's retiring.
Then he asked us if we wanted to be on Angela's team
and we respectfully passed on that
oh right okay
yeah if I was of their caliber
I would want to be on Rich's team
and I would probably go be on
Tola and Tim's team especially
if my husband was the coach of proven
I don't see anything wrong with that
but it checks out to me too
and that is one of the things we said right hey if her fucking husband the dude she's with is checks out but i it checks out to me too and that's what i that is one
of the things we said right hey for fucking the dude she's with is on the other on the proven
team it makes total sense yeah but also i'm with angelo too on that like yo you you you know
you're here you're part of the mayhem empire you've you've reaped and you've enjoyed yourself
over here just because rich isn't here. We can do it again without
Rich. And they're like, nah.
I understand his frustration too.
Do you understand his frustration?
Hiller? He wanted them.
Yeah, he wanted them. Because he wanted
to win the games. I don't blame
him. I'm starting a team. Do you guys want to be on my
team? No.
I don't.
Do you snatch 330 pounds? Yeah, I do i do are you one of the best moving
i'm good for it dude i'm good for it you don't trust me dude tim and tola fucking good for it
i would i can't blame them i'm a game day athlete hey um taylor that was a very generous um yeah
thank you for clearing that up uh explanation by the way beyond what you were um oh and here is jessica saying that it is indeed her that's her
well i mean it's just it's just a clean uh drama free just like she's just clarifying the situation
she wasn't like ann angelo has really bad breath and fucking doesn't
but wait a minute but wait a minute this other person says it's not her. Oh.
Alright, we're one for one.
Okay.
It's a tie game. We don't know who it is anymore.
Okay.
Someone in the comment is going to be frowning and be like, that's her.
Yeah.
I want to get to I want to get to this comment real quick. Sorry.
I meant to get off the show I have to pee
but I just want to
I believe that's actually her
okay hold on
a little thing popped up at the bottom I go who did you give a link to
who's comment in here
oh and it popped up yeah
okay here I just want to
this person Emma Bailey says
please step on that beginning was not necessary
oh we're doing this again
okay
I just want to say that
like this is just a podcast
like this isn't
I used to work at CrossFit
I was fired I don't work there anymore
it's what I know I did
it for 15 years
but this podcast is like just a whole it's like my
Instagram it's just a whole smorgasbord of just the fucking,
of just my life after 51 years.
So I don't know.
I don't even know what you mean by isn't necessary or,
or not necessary.
Maybe just the podcast isn't for you,
but like this podcast always goes off the rails on all sorts of different
stuff.
And so, yeah, I don't mean to – I'm not trying to trigger anyone.
But I don't – but that doesn't – I just like –
I don't know what you mean by necessary or not necessary.
It's like it's not necessary for me to talk about any of the CrossFit game stuff either.
Nothing in life is necessary.
Yeah, I don't – once again, I don't –
Except for water.
Yeah, food and water. And then someone says, agree, what's the point? Rush Limbaugh of CrossFit. I don't even your life is necessary i don't yeah i don't once again i don't know except for water and they have food water and then someone says agree what's the point rush
limbaugh cross i don't even know what that means i just love how they're gonna watch the show
your show oh look this is the person who's been attacking holy shit this is the person who's been
attacking you all day look at this me yeah oh He's so deeply insecure. Oh, no. They call me cringe.
Just one time.
Who's insecure?
Where do you see this?
Oh.
Oh, that's awesome.
I love it when you start to see the pattern of the haters.
Dude, is Ben Bianco and Jeff Brennan, they're both here?
Anyway, it's not because it's necessary or not necessary.
It's not because I'm secure, insecure.
It's just because it stimulates me.
And that's what the whole podcast is about.
I'm just doing stuff that stimulates me.
I'm just having fun.
I'm disciplined.
I come here every morning and party with you guys.
At worst, I've become addicted to some of you guys through the internet.
Um, and enjoy seeing you guys. And, and at best I'm having fun and I'm hoping that I'm,
I'm helping people get a better grasp on,
on how to be better human,
a better human being,
or to teach me how to be a better human being.
So that's it.
Yeah.
But if you just come here just for CrossFit shit,
like a hundred percent,
like there's other outlets for that.
Yeah.
This is,
yeah.
Brian has his own YouTube station now. There's morning chalk up. There's, there's other outlets for that yeah this is yeah brian has his own youtube station now
um there's morning chalk up there's oh there's not there's there's barbell spin there's just
all sorts of um hey anybody that anybody have you ever met anybody like uber successful that's
gonna go on other people's shit like comment like negatively like that. This is a great rumor.
It is bribing.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Okay.
The Sevan Podcast is trash TV you love to watch.
Wow.
Oh, shit. what's up jack
mostly that's my name
all right i i
i god i would never um
that i would
that would never come up with that
description
anyway uh
um
that that's it i thought i had something i wanted to pull up in your head i don't know where it's at Anyway.
That's it.
I thought I had something I wanted to pull up in here.
I don't know where it's at.
I don't know.
All right, guys. Didn't Angela win the CrossFit Games as a teenager?
These shows that – these two impromptu shows that I've done with Hiller,
now one with Hiller and Sousa are two of the funnest shows I've done.
Really enjoyed them.
Thank you guys for coming in.
Sorry about the short notice.
CrossFit mommy.
I do CrossFit.
I'm at stay at home mom.
You guys always bring the juice.
I love this podcast.
Thanks for the content.
Cool.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Awesome.
And,
and wait,
this is also true.
I do have a YouTube account.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Hiller.
Sorry.
Yes.
Yes.
And you can go to Andrew Hiller,
but I don't think Andrew's is,
if all you want is just like this,
so-and-so crossed the finish line today in 354.
Fuck off.
I say it way more aggressively than that.
You're never going to get that from Hiller too.
Oh.
That is what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like if all you want are just like so-and –
Hiller is going to be like so-and-so crossed at 354
even with the pull-up bar being too low,
and even though that there were three emails sent before the week before to lower the pull-up bar or raise the pull-up bar, and I can't believe it.
Notice this judge here is the same judge that did – I mean it's going to be – I don't think it's trash.
I think it's non-zombie, non-zombie reporting.
Is that a thing, non-zombie?-zombie reporting that is that thing non-zombie okay thanks thomas thanks thomas
oh enjoy bsi tomorrow yes uh so tomorrow oh yeah that's a really good
point thank you uh eric so basically what's happening tomorrow is i think tomorrow morning
at 8 30 we go oh shit what oh shit we can't go live we have to go live
earlier but the event will be
going on
well we have a problem tomorrow tomorrow's schedule
tomorrow I tomorrow we have a problem
uh stand by for the schedule
oh he's sweating
he's sweating
Greg push it back
just ask Greg to move the DSF into 11
push it back an hour for us to move the DSM to 11. Hey, Greg, can you push that back?
We got to go live.
Push it back an hour for us.
Hey, I have to be there.
I should be there at 8.
I have to be at Greg's house at 8 in the morning.
What time do I have to be there?
6.
9.
9.
Okay.
At the ranch.
Okay, we'll have to figure this out.
So tomorrow morning's show is canceled.
We'll push it to the afternoon.
Something's going to happen like that.
Good luck in Europe.
Everyone's about to lose their goddamn mind in the comments.
Hey, tomorrow's show is canceled.
Hey, I guess I could bring it to –
Yeah, but how is that going to work with all the people?
Oh, you knew what I was going to say?
Yeah.
I was going to say I guess we could just bring a laptop to the ranch and just the three of us cuddle around it.
Oh, that sounds amazing.
I call middle.
I call middle.
We need to cuddle around it more.
I have my cameras in my setup.
That'd be sick.
We can totally swing that.
Is the Wi-Fi decent?
No.
Perfect.
It's ass, but you know what's crazy?
Look how –
Better than the live stream of the events.
Hiller's so accommodating.
He has no problem bringing a computer and a camera't i hate all that oh shit i'm already sore
you're such a you're a corner dweller in your little hole are you sore hillar no titties no
already what's wrong with you we just did it i think the quicker you get sore um the more fit
you are yeah you're gonna be so messed up tomorrow.
Oh, I will go live there with Greg.
That's a good idea.
That would be cool.
Let's do it. I'll bring my camera, bring the tripod,
and then everyone will just pan around.
Greg West.
Oh, look, Paulina, I'll have my laptop too, Sebi.
Okay, cool.
All right.
Done deal.
Okay.
Thanks, guys.
We will see you guys later uh how do people know about if that was really taylor thank you angelo you're a rock star and um nick thanks for
um chiming in also and everyone else ernie ernie uh garza three guys one camera sounds