The Sevan Podcast - Matt Torres Coaching Genius | Tells ALL Episode

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

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How come I don't see you on the podcast? There you are. In the house. Hey, how come we're not in the new gym, buddy? How come we're not in the new gym? You got internet there? No, I'm still in Naples. I i get up there on uh the first week of january oh okay yeah it's my last week in naples right here you're in transition as they say yes yeah it feels like two or three months of transition you know

yeah moving moving's no fun especially when you got to move an entire gym yes especially when you have to do it yourself yeah i mean according to according to roman it's it's not that big of a gym or nice of a gym rusty rusty shithole america rusty american shit rusty american shithole you know what's crazy too is that's our impression of everything in russia you know what i mean like nail rusty nails and shit and like sleds that when you push them like arms break off and that's not that's the only type of movies we've ever seen hey here's the thing though um uh well let's go back a second hi you used to coach roman no so actually roman was roman was a

brute athlete for i think like three years uh it was the years when he wasn't able to make it over to the states he was coached by nick fowler um and so what a renowned renowned good guy right like everyone loves him everyone loves nick fowler right good dude yeah yeah yeah and the uh i mean you mean that good enough you still friends with him him and i him and i don't really conversate that much anymore okay um but during this time uh i like the old brute owner put the responsibility on me to offer roman uh a space to to train even, you know, to live. And so, you know, even though I was Nick's athlete,

I had to do Nick's job for him. Right. Ooh, this is juicier than I thought. Okay, go on. And, you know, whatever. We took him on. And, you know, different strokes for different folks. Maybe he wants the finer things in life and we just want to win you know i i yeah i heard now tell me if this is true i heard you kicked um roman out of that bedroom in order to make room for danielle is that true oh yeah i heard you had your priorities all fucked up. I hadn't even met Danielle at that time, though.

So you're saying that that's not true. You may even suspect that I just completely made that up. It's a good storyline, honestly. Oh, God, it's so good. Okay, so give me a little history. When did you come on with Brute? Man, I started with brute um 20 2017 were you an athlete or an owner or a trainer no no so uh i was actually i was working with nick fowler's company uh back

in the day so nick was like my mentor if you will uh and nick made the transition on to brute as their head of strength uh coaching okay uh programming is that and did my did the cashew guy who i've had on here did he own brute at that time yes yeah him and matt him and matt bruce on brute okay um and uh so brute brute started a one-on-one program, remote training, and Nick and I were the first ones to basically start it. And then I've been with Brute ever since now. Okay, so there was this company called Brute owned by Cashew and a guy named Bruce. Then they wanted to open up another arm of it, which was one-on-one coaching. Kind of like I had the mayhem guys on recently and they've kind of they have this thing called performance coaching now and they brought on i

think uh austin stack and this guy jake foster yes so you guys oh and dom okay so it was something like that yeah they expanded and they just assigned it to you guys to to you and this guy, Nick Fowler. Yeah, so basically, like, Nick was my boss. Okay. And I was just a coach at that time. Oh, just. Yeah, and then my, you know, my first, like, legitimate athlete was Jason Carroll. Oh, oh. Yeah, back in the day.

And then Dallin when he was like 15, 16 years old. Okay, let's take a quick moment. We should not throw Dallin's name around loosely. Congratulations. I want to be the first to congratulate you. For what? Because Dallin's going to fucking win the games. Oh, I agree.

I agree. Like it's going to be like, and then, yeah, it's going to be fucking crazy. I mean, I've been saying it for years. Don't anyone get it twisted, but he's it's he's starting to look freaky Well, you know every every year he continues to make these big jumps You know, it's like he's starting like he's starting to you know become a little bit more of a man. Yeah You know a lot a lot more of a man like he's more than a man now. He surpassed man. He really is something else. Yeah.

These, uh, you know, we, we've got some, we've got some good goals set up for this year as far as, um, training goes. And I mean, the dude's been on a really good path, especially with his running, man. Dude's getting fast. If, if, if somebody, uh, if somebody fucks up, it could even be this year. Like if someone, someone gets caught slipping. Look, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say it's not possible. If somebody fucks up, it could even be this year. Like if someone gets caught slipping. Look, I'm not going to say it's not possible because the dude's been killing it the last three years.

Yeah. And so anything's possible. And look, the stuff that Roman said, and I thought, I actually like the stuff that Roman said. He didn't say anything about Dallin though, did he? No, I thought, I actually, like, the stuff that Roman said, um, He didn't say anything about Dallin, though, did he? No, I thought it was a joke.

He keep Dallin's name out of his mouth. He fucked with Guy and Sprague. Yeah. He picks on some of the fucking weaker homeboys, sorry,

uh, Sprague. Uh, but he ain't fucking with Dallin. Yeah, I thought, I thought the,

I thought the thing was a joke, you know, like, someone was just doing a voiceover and just making words up for him.

Uh, if, if we can get, if we can get if we can get like a confirmation of what what was said well what was said was actually accurate um but then you know everyone started talking and it's like oh maybe he's just actually he's being real um but anyway you don't need double it's double it's double verified by the youtube translation and then by some sort of audio translation that Pedro paid for. I mean, it still is pretty. But, I mean, he went to town on a bunch of people. I mean, you got off kind of the easiest. You just have a rusty gym.

Yeah. And you didn't make him part of the team. He didn't like that. He didn't like not being part of the team. Yeah. I mean, I guess he really just wants to do the same workout as everyone else is doing and just have fun with it, you know? He made it seem more like he wants, like, team setting. But what's weird is they don't have that at Mayhem.

Yeah. He's on his own there, too. I mean, from everything that it looks like, he's completely on his own there. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm not quite sure how it is. Except for his whooping boy, Logan Ewing. He got a whooping boy over there yeah he knows it i ain't saying nothing crazy logan knows he's a whooping boy yeah i've never i've never met him before but uh logan that

is but hey you know someone needs a sparring. I want to see if I can turn this light up. You guys deserve to see me better. What the fuck is that knob? Hold on, hold on. You're all on your own. You're all on your own for now. Yeah, I feel like I'm the CEO of this thing now, huh? How do I look at the chat?

I want to see what people are saying. Comments. Don't do anything crazy. Like, pick your nose when I'm gone. They can still see you. Don't do anything crazy. Yeah, right. Roman works with Facundo.

Okay, so I'm going to go back a little bit. So when you started working with Roman remotely, also, I didn't know this. Hinshaw. You didn't work with him remotely? No, that was Fowler. When Fowler was working with him remotely, Hinshaw and Facundo also worked at Brute at the time?

Yeah, so Hinshaw worked at Brute. Facundo, I'm not quite sure. I don't remember seeing him. That's what he says in the video. In the longer version, there's an 8- minute clip somewhere that i saw and he says that he used to work with hinshaw and facundo and then facundo left to go to monkey camp and then he didn't go to mayhem i guess he just went to monkey camp and then um

and then he just worked with hinshaw it's really a incestuous uh group all these people i wonder when you oh do you own brute now yeah you own brute you went from the cashew guy and bruce and nick fowler gone yes and when did they leave oh that's and they left you with all these great people they left you with Emma. You didn't do shit. They left you with Emma and Fisa Goffey and the fucking Super Wonder Boy Nate and Daniel Brandon and Dallin Pepper. They just left you with them. They're like, here you go. Yeah. They're like, look, don't fuck it up. Yeah.

Bye. Yeah. Tell me, when they left you, what did they leave you with? Who did you have? What did you got? What did you got? I mean, we know you had a rusty gym. Yeah.

They left you with the rest. You know, you know what it is, is the, uh, the remote coaches. I still consider like the remote coaches, their athletes are their athletes. You know? Yeah. They're dressed up in the brute stuff. Um, but that's really all it is can you give me an example of one of those a remote remote yeah so like kelsey kelsey keel oh works with uh

works with coach l right so if coach if coach i like her by the way good head on her shoulders seems like just from the social media shit like she's cool you could talk to sarah she's cool yeah she rolls with the punches um yeah very likable the uh you know so if coach l were to have left brute kelsey probably would have just went with coach l you know um you know so basically what we did is we purchased the name and gave uh you know gave a little bit more money in good faith you know and when you purchased them, were those athletes there, who, who did you get with the name? No. So we don't get it. We, we don't, we don't get athletes with the name. Um, we get, we get all the IP, we get all the email list.

Uh, we get all the training from, uh, previous. So it's complete horseshit. What I previous so it's complete horseshit what i said it's complete horseshit it's like the assets are not the athletes per se in this purchase um the assets is essentially like what uh the to us the athletes are marketing right and so it's not it's if if the coaches do their job the athletes stay if the coaches don't do their job then you know it's not it's if if the coaches do their job the athletes stay if the coaches don't do their job then you know it's just the way the sport works is you know they can get up and leave so those are those relationships fee emma dallin danielle nate j, this powerhouse, or all relationships that the brute coaches from last year all cultivated. And now since the coach, since coach, a Dom guy, there was a Dom guy went to.

And so, like you said, that's his athlete. And so the athlete has the choice hey go with him no hard feelings you guys yeah for the most part and you know like for the most part no hard feelings for the most part you go with him yeah well i try to convince an athlete to stay if they don't want to stay though oh no that's dumb um i look i do foresee a future where um the the business the training business business, it's a completely different business model where our GM at Brute is negotiating with these agents for contract of athletes. So they're obligated to stay for three years, right?

Now that's going to be in the future and we need a lot more to happen inside of the sport of CrossFit in order for it to be like, you know, a viable profession for athletes. I still think it's crazy when I hear teenagers say, I'm going to forego college to do CrossFit full time. And it's like, what? Like, if you're not inside of the top, like 10 women and top like nine men, you're going to be earning maybe like 30 a year. Maybe, maybe like you're better off just working at a bar and making 45, 50 a year, you know, scrubbing dishes, you know, and still doing CrossFit because there's still going to be a large gap for you to continue to improve. But, you i would i would love to see and it's you know a

conversation for a different day but i'd love to see in the future where um you know training companies like us think tank mayhem um i don't know how what the how com train is but underdogs like all these other like major companies um you know they they they have the backing of these major sponsors uh to pick up these athletes. And then these agents can actually make some real deals. I hear it all the time from my buddy Cooper, Cooper Marsh and Zach Long. It's like, it's frustrating to be an athlete and trying to get your manager and your agent to make these deals.

And it's like, look, these companies aren't looking for another influencer you know it's like what are they going to pay you you know 400 bucks a month you know it's uh yeah either way without getting off i would my toothpaste is about to launch you might be a great um i might have to sponsor you are you you accepting sponsorships? God, you got a nice grill. You and Dave Castro would be my first two sponsors. What are you? What ethnicity are you? I'm not sure. He fills my Latin protocol.

Damn. All right. What do you want me to be? My Latin needs. My South American marketing. Damn, look at that grill. Dude, the first time. I really am coming out

with the toothpaste dude i'm not joking i can't tell if you're joking i know i am i'm a tooth powder i'm coming out with the tooth i know i apologize okay i will i will i've partnered with dale king it's it's um i use tooth powder because i'm totally against fluoride it's a neurotoxin it's you basically you wet your toothbrush and then you bang it on the side and you dip it first of all my mom and my sister have these really nice white teeth you are not you're not serious right now i'm completely serious i'm not i'm not gonna believe it let me even tell you what's even crazier about it it's it's it has um it's like ground up eggshells and like baking powder dude you're gonna love it and so what the thing is is that it has no fluoride in it fluoride just bad for you we'll talk later but i'm serious i am

serious and i i just i'm so excited to talk to you i feel like i'm with a um a girl and i just like want to just take her top off and i'm just like so fucking excited but i need to chill there's so many subjects i want to hit hit with you it's like I'm just – I need to chill. Sorry. Come on heavy. I might reciprocate. I need like 10 minutes to just ease in. Work with me.

I'm supposed to calm you down. You need to calm me down. I think you already worked up from the whole power outage issue. Probably. Okay. Like it just threw me off my game and I'm all nervous. You're overcompensating. Fair fair look at that you're leaning into the mic you're not even relaxed well because i'm out of focus back here look at me my camera my camera turned off my

focus is all fucked up okay i see i see uh 12 daily doses take her top off what are you 11 yeah i just want to just see the bra and shit see if it's a funny or a baggy okay uh where were we uh back to uh brute so so um so roman comes and is he is it is is it a um is it a cool departure when he leaves is it contentious or you can't even tell because he's Russian? Well, at this time, Roman… He was great, right, too. He was great. It's not like his training was suffering or his placement was suffering.

He was savage. Yeah, so when I picked up Roman from the airport, he was in Wisconsin. I think Matt Bruce was getting word that he was potentially gonna go over to mayhem uh and he reached out to me he's like dude you gotta get him so i picked him up granted he just he's been in the states i think for like a month uh so he doesn't know any english at all and it's like his i guess his english is slowly starting to pick up so every time we talked it was through google translate or his translator his manager maybe or his translator would come on the phone and like I would talk to him and then it would be a translation. So we go, we go over to the gym.

He does his workout. And Grant, I'm not programming for him. He has his own programming from Fowler. The next morning, it's Saturday. I come in, it's like two o'clock or not morning or the next day, Saturday. And he's sitting on the couch and he has his translator on the phone and his translator is just like, we're going to leave. And I was like, hold up. Like there's been a lot of parts that had to be put together in order to get him down here um it was a lot it was very

stressful for that like week of trying to figure everything out and uh you know he's like he doesn't think that he can win the CrossFit games here you know he thinks that Mayhem is going to be the better option um and I told him you know we've had athletes at Brute that have left Brute and went to Mayhem. Granted, you know, there's the relationship. It's always been with Fowler. So the relationship was, you know, they were going to head over to Tennessee and they were going to keep doing Fowler's programming and everything was going to be fine. Now, this time around, when, you know, fast forward to,

he goes over to Mayhem and trains, he is actually still Brute. So he was at Mayhem and trains. He is actually still brute. So he was at Mayhem training, still brute. And he goes over to the games. And I think he gets, what, third or maybe second? Not last year, but the year before, right? And then that year he drops Fowler. And then he, you know, he gets whatever he got last year, third or second or something.

12 daily doses. Look it. This guy and I are like mortal enemies. He used to donate money all the time. And now you're here and he's back. He hasn't donated money like in a year. I'm going to follow this guy good. Merry Christmas. Sebs on a vacay for a while so

looking forward to mornings with you for a while babe babe 50 bucks solid fuck maybe i could uh bring uh pay that to what's the guy's name roman and he could come here yeah i mean i feel like i feel like roman's doing well so you, you know. You mean like financially well or training well? I think financially well. I think he's doing – I mean, he lives in Tennessee. It can't be that expensive to live, you know. And he got third place money. He got –

Yeah, I mean, and they just got paid a week ago. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so he's flush right now. Yeah, I think he's doing all right. You don't like how long it took him to get paid, do you? No. I don't. I personally don't care. I'm okay okay with it i heard you say if they're going to be professional athletes they got to get paid sooner but what about the drug testing thing i know i'll say this i don't i don't know enough information to have like you know a talk about why they're getting paid so late drug testing i mean

just i guess consider other sports that have drug testing right test them faster don't be a douche you know like how difficult can this really be why do they need their money so fast anyway though just chill it's just chill i mean a lot of these people a lot of these people depend on it you know nah just move back home with your dad exactly that's it right there they're these athletes are risking far more because there's not enough money in this sport than any other sport. I think of like the MMA back way, way, way back in the day when like Reebok was the title sponsor, I think. Like the money that I was hearing that they were making compared to like what the owner of MMA was making. It was just like. Nothing's changed. that I was hearing that they were making compared to like what the owner of MMA was making it was

it was just like it's nothing's changed being a fighter's the the top one percent are getting and I'm personally okay with it but but you have a more intimate relationship with these athletes than I do but the top one percent are getting 90 of the money yeah and that's that's I would say that's it holds true in CrossFit as well um specifically for sponsorships uh you know like with i mean this is it it's like if you're a male you have to be winning and if you're a female you could be good but it's like you have to be likable right right and so you don't have to like necessarily be winning to earn a earn a great uh income in a sport and even if you're likable dude emily rolf should be like like queen of crossfit i think i don't understand what the fuck's going on like

someone needs to fucking get her and catapult she's cool as shit she was on the podcast she's fucking smoking she's crazy athletic someone needs to launch her into this someone needs to get her and use her and launch her into the stratosphere yeah she's she's a cool girl she should be like one of the million in the million club yeah i mean i i don't i don't i don't i don't know enough about that that side of the sport to really like understand you know the the 12 year old instagram tiktok side yeah yeah how about how about that post um danielle made an insane post the other day she said something about god where's caleb when you need him uh she said something like um uh hold on hold on where

that does my instagram even work i got keep getting kicked off. How do you search on this thing? I'm not even signed in anymore. I've been out of town. I've been out of town. Bear with me. Bear with me. Come on, man. You've been on vacation? I don't do vacations.

No? Yeah, don't use that word around me. You triggered me. You've been working. Do you do vacations? I don't. Yeah, yesations? I don't yeah yes thank you Thank you how many fucking accounts Does Daniel Brandon have now

That account doesn't work So wait so Are you still dating her Is there information about This documentary coming out from the games There is Oh look at you you want to trade information well i mean i saw i saw uh what you posted on it but oh mine's different than hers mine's

different than hers no i mean like from you from you oh yeah very soon very soon there's like what seven episodes uh more 14 episodes solid yeah that's good man good man, you're trying to bring that spark back. Yeah, you guys are gonna love it. It's so good. It's so good. Okay, listen to this. She writes, Sometimes when I have so many layers on, people around me don't even know the rig that's under here. That's fucking brilliant, isn't it?

Yeah. Does she write her own shit? Of you know you know what it is is like she's relatable because she's human it's not just like fitness nutrition sleep recovery uh sets and reps all the time like i mean the common me i'm one of them you the common folk Like we're not just like thinking of how we can be better fitnessers all the time You know, it's like I think that's what makes her relatable. I think that's the reason why a lot of people Enjoy her And you know and when you meet her in person Like it's just a super nice human. Um

She's not bossy? No, not, like, friendship-wise. Like, she's bossy when she needs to be bossy. As far as, like, work goes, you know? She's not bossy, high maintenance. I figure, this is seriously what I think of Danielle Brandon. Everyone's like, oh my god, Pipples are so nice. I love Pipple. The Stafford Terrier is so good.

The greatest dog ever. Oh, they're totally misunderstood. But every time you go to the fucking dog park, that one asshole dog that's taking the ball from every other dog until it escalates into a fight is a fucking pit bull. And that's how I figured Danielle to be. You got her at home. You're sitting on the couch.

It's all good. You get outside. There's fucking ball rolls by And it's fucking pandemonium That's kind of how I, is there I think, alright, so I can see where you're coming from Think about it more like this Comparison is

If all people see is what you're doing at work And you're a high level leader in your job And all they ever see is you at work. You know, sometimes it may, it may look like it's not the most pleasant environment, but look, you want to be great. Right. It's like that's, and people are getting the inside scoop on the, you know, again, like high level, like C level, if you will.

You know, employees at a fortune 500 company yeah it's not going to look like everyone's like shaking each other's hands and giving each other's hugs and like rooting each other on they're like they're gonna be like look get your shit done or i have another person coming in here the next quarter that's going to replace you right and it's a very high stressful job but if the same type of documentaries or whatever whatnot follow her just on a daily basis and like you know go out with her you know when she's having dinners and she's just going out afterwards to enjoy her night you're gonna find that people are gonna be like wait a second and that's what tends to happen I think is like you know when people say you know Danielle is one of the nicest

CrossFitters I've ever met. Like, she actually gave me the time of day to talk to me, and she was just laughing with me and whatnot. Yeah. That is the part that's not aired, you know? But the part that is, is inside of your place of work that is very high tension and extremely competitive. So I think that's the tough part about it is you know that's it's just the way it's just the way it is is she doesn't seem to mind it that characterization of her i mean and she shouldn't like i think of her as hyper competitive i i don't need i don't mean it in

a derogatory way yeah i know i don't think maybe a little you know whatever it like it is what it is it's like she can't she can't be out here changing people's minds. She just needs to do her job. Yeah. And people love it. People just love her. I'm sorry. One second. David, you're such a fucking moron, dude.

You are completely out of your fucking mind. If Danny did the same post, everyone would go batshit crazy. I would love it if Danny did that instead of fucking shaking her ass and her tits around and acting like she doesn't want anyone to stare at it. I would love it if she did that. If she was like, ladies and gentlemen, the world's greatest ass. Instead of filling her Instagram with 600,000 photos of her ass and saying don't stare at it. You're a fucking idiot. You're on timeout. Get the fuck out of here.

Fucking trolling piece of shit. Okay, back to the show for met danielle at northeast semis uh easily the most approachable athlete yeah she's great yeah yeah a trigger level uh david eight out of ten i'm sorry i want to give you a nine so bad i it's probably more like a six but i tried to put on a show for it's funny it's funny when you get triggered but then you laugh at yourself because you're you know you know you got triggered yeah i'm trying to put on a show here for the coach okay i want to go back to that three-year thing you said i'm not letting you off the hook with that there's something you said that's like two things that i'm having trouble um uh what's it called reconciling on one hand you're saying you don't want to keep

an athlete somewhere that doesn't want to be there yeah don't convince them on the other hand you're saying hey it would be nice as coaches if we could get a three-year commitment to people because of the energy we're putting into them so yeah so and so if let's say in that in that example is if an athlete wants to get quote-unquote traded in this example we would find a way to trade the athlete right okay um if we're if if we don't feel like they are um performing at their best or you know whatever particular reason then you know we find a reason to trade an athlete uh but in the way the sport's designed right now and it usually happens at uh you know at times of the year where you know a big competition just changed and everyone's looking for changes.

Every year after the CrossFit Games, things get shaken up and then things go. How cool would it be? I don't know how much sports you watch, but how cool would it be to have a trade deadline? And then athletes are becoming free agents and it's another storyline. And here's the thing like the storylines are great and all but i think what's even more important is creating a sport where athletes can actually make money so each uh camp or team would have five spots for high like a top tier male top tier female and then you know tier two male tier two female and then like one teen athlete that's like an up-and-coming right you know like that would be

really really cool now granted like there's a lot of things that need to happen in the sport one is the prize purses need to be you know continue to rise which whatever time will come uh but also athletes need to get paid just like any other job on time like you know there's i think there needs to be like some sort of uh and i don't read these contracts at all but they will get paid out from the crossfit games by x date right expect your money to come anywhere between this and this. But at least the athletes need to know, like, if it says expect your check to come between August 8th and December 30th, at least these athletes can now plan appropriately, you know, you know, instead of being all hype that they just, you know, work their ass off and earn this money. But at least they can financially plan for what is not to come. suffer and earn this money but at least they can financially plan for what is not to come um the the thing but the thing is is if you want someone to sign i'm going back going back a

little bit because i'm not happy with the answer uh if you if you ask an athlete to sign for three years and after a year they're not happy you're saying you would you would help them leave but but but you still kind of own them you know i mean and i guess the only threat you could have you couldn't say they couldn't compete unless somehow you got crossfit to to be in with you but but you would have some sort of like litigation against them it doesn't mean it doesn't seem like it helps the athletes um it seems like it helps the coaches and i'm not against helping the coaches um i've had contracts with people i've had agreements with people for this show to work with me and the agreements didn't um get followed through on and i could give two shits I didn't care

The agreement is just kind of there Yeah I think the These types of contracts If we're talking about millions Oh okay okay I didn't think you were talking about that I thought you were just thinking like You wish you had a three year contract with Roman

No If there's no money if there's no money involved like you know i'm i'm just the idea guy in this concept uh i think like um you know potentially like cooper marsh would be someone that would probably be the one wrapping his brain around what that would look like um you know but i i see i see a time where we out, like my camp Brute, we have a top-tier sponsor. Let's call it Blank Apparel, whatever it is. And they're sponsoring X amount of millions of dollars for us to have the top-tier athletes and the top-tier athletes in their clothing. And so our quote unquote GM at this time is negotiating with the agents, no different than the way that money is being handled or negotiations are being handled in any other major sport.

You know, we're probably not talking about millions. Let's just call it hundreds of thousands. But either way, in this scenario, let's say this is just one case. If an athlete wanted to be traded, we would work out a deal with whatever company to buy them out of their contract and take the athlete. Now, what does an athlete want? Do they want to win? I'm telling you, this is crazy, but in the sport, this is how it is. Does an athlete want to win or do they want to retire as a CrossFitter and be okay? want to win or do they want to retire as a crossfitter and be okay because there's like you know if you're going to the crossfit games there's only i believe like three to maybe four

crossfitters at every single crossfit games that can that will believe that they will win right the remaining crossfitters are like okay i just got to make this cut. I just want to be good enough to make this cut. So what I'm trying to say here is there's going to be CrossFitters that do this sport for their entire lives and will not win, may not even hit podium. But they do want to retire and be financially okay. And there's others that their aim is to win the CrossFit Games. Hey, I uh thought of an example and tell me if i'm totally off subject but something it could be like this uh brute could get a sponsor from the muppet show and the muppet show says hey we're gonna give you five hundred

thousand dollars a year what we want to do is we want to paint a giant big bird on your back wall and you're like okay and part of the contingency is is that you have five gate athletes that are always going to the games and then when you have when you decide to coach people you're like hey guys just listen the way this gym is funded is we have a fucking sponsorship with the muppet show if you leave we have in our contract from the muppet show that you're one-fifth of that and then you'll have to pay a hundred thousand dollars to them to leave and then you're free to go do you want to be a part of that and what you get with it is free access to this gym and for in the coaching blah blah okay okay i get it so that there's relationships where there's synergy,

where there's buy-in from everyone. So you still can leave, but you have to remember, we all got Big Bird because we all agreed as a team to get it. Okay, I got it. I got it. Big Bird on the back. Big Bird would be dope. Well, the Muppets shouldn't.

Fuck the Muppets. Never mind. They said that. I mean, what's the difference between Big Bird and Pukie? They're the Pfizer Muppets now. They got bought by Pfizer. Sucks, the Muppets. Oh, my God. What's the difference between Big Bird and Puk Muppets now. They got bought by Pfizer. Sucks. The Muppets. Oh, my God.

What's the difference between Big Bird and Pukie? Yeah, Pukie's great. Cool. Good. Yeah, let's do Pukie. So, look. So, I got... Pukie didn't take the shot, dude.

No. No. Dude, when they tried to put the needle in him, it broke. I agree. He vomited on the doctor. They told him to relax and just stay flexing the whole time Um Hey Pukey's totally on steroids by the way

That is something that's never been said before Juice to the gills He was like this is what our athletes This is what our athletes will look like in the future Believe it or not No one believed it at that time And now our athletes look like Pukey Yeah

I got that idea by the way from um um the tour de france uh uh netflix documentary i'm like how the hell are these cyclists making so much damn money and you know they're major sponsors that are attached to these teams um like jumbo visma jumbo is one company visma is another company and they they're sponsoring these teams and it's like wait a second wait one second why aren't we doing something like this um athletes and sponsors need to figure out how the i believe that the athletes can do more for the sponsors athletes need to figure out how they can do more for the sponsors. Take it out of the athletes' hands

and put it onto our hands. We can find the marketing team, the athletes, we do it. Let the athletes just be the athletes. If they got to show up for a commercial, they'll show up for a commercial. But if we take it out of the athletes' responsibility, these athletes are not,

they're influencers, but they're not creatives. You see? Like, you know i you can think i don't know i don't know daniel daniel's pretty creative and and down is tapped into a vein recently down tapped into a vein he's getting pretty fucking hip i agree what's that like two and two hundred you know what i mean dalen i, buddy. I'm trying. Fucking Torres is fucking it all up. I'm saying like between Daniel and Dallin. Oh, not 200 posts, 200 athletes.

Okay, okay. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Someone does need to steer Emily Rolfe. She's cool as shit, but like some of the shit she does,

like I've seen some of the photos out there. I'm like, who the fuck? Don't let these people take photos of you anymore. Yeah. I mean, look. I'm trying to write creatives around you. Yeah. Okay, I see what you're saying.

Look, I just want to make a viable career path for these athletes. Or you could just be the best. Like Tia and Matt don't even have to worry about any of that shit at all. You could just win five in a row and it just. Look, if you want to be a good athlete, Brute has a pretty good track record so far. I think, I think we have a pretty good chance of making some high level athletes. We can continue that path.

You know what I mean? One of my friends told me that your new, that had a prolapsed anus. And he says your new logo looks like his prolapsed anus. That squiggly pink line. Does that mean that he got to our website because that shit works oh yeah yeah okay all right it's relatable i'm okay you know granted like our website's still getting developed right now but it's relatable god i wish kayla was here to bring up the prolapsed anus yeah i don't even know what a prolapsed anus is but i'm gonna show you it's the pink fruit logo

yes uh have you have you talked to roman since his his post no no i've i've spoken i've spoken to another athlete that was just like you know roman basically what we said is like he's just a little contradicting himself yeah you know after after their their crossfit games he was talking about adler chirping him during the run yeah you know but now he's just chirping everybody yeah man like how's he gonna be in the gym for him now with gee there like he basically said he's just a fucking he dumped gee like that's why that's why i was saying i don't know if this is real or if this is just satire. Danny Spiegel is a legit fucking CrossFit Games athlete and a legit fucking thirst page.

But he just fucking dumped Guy off into the thirst world. What did he say about Guy? He basically said he's done. He basically said Guy's done and Ricky's done. But Guy, like he really said gee's done and ricky's done but he really said but gee like he really said is done hold on someone send me uh um he said gee's done like you're talking about like he's not gonna be able to win anything let me pull this shit up holy fuck i just took off my glasses to see my phone that's a pivotal point in my life i'm getting old never done that let me

see let me see oh hold on oh Hold on. Bear with me here. Scrolling down. I'm in the Illuminati thread. God, I bet you wish you were in there. What is that? Is that Reddit? No. No, no, no. It's a special group of... It's like the A-Team. It's a special Soldiers of Fortune I've put together

to build the most comprehensive intel group in the CrossFit space. Guy is not a games athlete anymore He'll be dropped by sponsors He posts lifts on Instagram But he's got really no point at the games That's what he was saying I wonder what today's like

Today's what? I would love to be a fly on the wall You know He just shook up the whole... How about this? Lazer beats himself. Justin won just with pure luck. Yeah.

How about this? Ricky comes back for one more year. It won't be easy for him, and then that's it. We'll never see him again. Pat's 100% guaranteed never to make the podium. Look at this. Matt Torres can't keep his eyes off of Danielle and give

anyone any attention over at the Brute Camp. Jesus Christ. No, he didn't say that. Yes. That's the only one that was believable. The other ones are just That was believable The other The other ones The other ones Are just not even believable Um

How is How But Danielle's gone Yeah So Danielle Danielle's training in Nashville Is she a brute athlete?

You know The With With Danielle She is working with a brute coach. I can't say, like, what is someone else's brand. You know, she's working with Coach L.

Wait, wait, wait. That's not true. Wait a second, Mr. Torres. I want to be very polite to you. You're in my living room. Do you like sparkling water or anything? No. Okay.

But Dallin is a brute athlete yeah okay look like there's been some sort you had a you um you and daniel had a very close relationship and it right and then um maybe even maybe even intimate more intimate than than most other athletes that you have with yeah so what are you asking now and and now she's moved the camp is moving to jackson and then but she moved to a different state and she's with a brute coach but you can't say if she's a brute athlete or not so there's been some sort of shake up yeah i mean no it wasn't it i don't think it was a shake up as much as it was like that's how it was last year as well you know you've you've had her on when you know she said she works with me she's i'm uh i'm her coach you know but it's to eat to each athlete it's how they want their brand to be recognized as, you know, it's just how it is.

Okay. So she didn't identify, she wanted to keep her deep Daniel Brandon energy separate. She used the brute facility. She used the brute coaches, but she wasn't a brute athlete in her mind for her, for her sake. And you're respecting that, that the semantics around that. around that yeah you know it's it's my my objective is to create champions that's literally it and that's the same thing for coach l you know all we all we aim to do is that uh as a coach as brute the owner uh my my job is to create a strong company, you know, a flourishing company. And so there's two different hats that I need to wear during that time. And, you know, there's also a, you know, you got to treat each athlete a little bit different, you know.

And in this case, it's, you know, we're going to do everything in our power to help you reach your goals as in the sport. And that's where that's how this relationship is. At any point, did Daniel Brandon, CrossFit superstar, court you? What was there into maybe not seduce, but like one level below seduce? Was there a courtship process was she courting you no i don't think i don't think that was ever the case were you courting her were you ever courting uh daniel brandon were you ever like hey would you

like to go would you like to uh um different than a coaching relationship you like hold go to the movies and hold hands and like kiss and like look at each other long inappropriately long gazes into each other's eyes i mean when when two people like each other and you know yeah you do you do what two people want to do yeah right so so there was so and you were her coach and you were um uh interested her interested in her as a man might be interested in a woman. Yeah. Period. I think the big takeaway is this. Yeah.

She's in a place where Wait a second. I'm not fucking beating around the bush. What the fuck do you want me to ask him? Am fucking beating around the bush. What the fuck do you want me to ask him? I'm not beating around the bush. We're just too

much talking. I'm asking questions that are none of my fucking business for the sake of waiting. They're easy. Give me a fucking break. My mom raised me right. What the fuck do you want me to ask him? Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Sorry. What were you going to say? Between a man and a woman, what? They, uh... She... I think this year is going to be a great year for her, you know?

God, you're like Kobe Bryant. Did you go to media training? Yeah, right. I refuse to answer the question. Yeah, it's going to be. Did you guys date? Did you guys date? Did you guys date?

I mean Whatever you believe We are I think you can lend towards that And lean towards that Do you Do you Do you want to keep things private? Is that why you don't want to be like

Yeah once she moved three weeks after she moved in she never slept at her own house again is it easier to keep stuff like that private it is because there's there's just a lot of scrutiny out there um which whatever you know it is what it is yeah it's fun to talk about and analyzing no i and look there's nothing wrong with that you know there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that at all. She's something else. She's something else.

She's... It's a... When... It is interesting that she was at... She has a bit of a Tasmanian devil are you familiar with that character he like spins and just she gets fucked up he's unstoppable i was big on looney tunes yeah there is a tasmanian

devil uh persona around her that she was at uh underdogs athletics and there was a bit she created a tornado there and that now she's at um she was did one year at uh brute brute naples and now she's she's gone is is there do you think she's a bit of a tornado do you think she's a disruptor look emma did one year at brute naples and she's gone too yeah okay yeah and like but she was your athlete for a long time right she was a brute athlete for a long time yeah and you know there's uh it's it's it goes beyond just like coaching and programming with these athletes like anyone uh and so you know with with emma um it's i think what what she desires out of crossfit is not just to win the games anymore i think there's a a little bit more religious aspect attached to it.

Now that she has a little bit of a platform, Dom is that guy for her. And Elle is coaching Danielle. Yeah. Does Danielle's BO smell good? yeah does danielle's bo smell good i mean i don't think anyone's bo smells oh come on okay all right all right does it smell bad my wife my wife's bo is fucking on point yeah yeah you know like leppy lepute looney tunes you know how like you would like float around yes um go ahead it is it is it is uh uh it's something that any any person not just her it's just something that you know if you smell your b.o you're gonna probably try to distance yourself from people no i don't know i don't know

what not me i don't know what her smells like i'm gonna be honest you think um do you uh does dallin wear deodorant when he works out do the athletes wear deodorant when they work out i would imagine i feel like athletes should be sponsored by deodorant companies like you know they're like there's some things that they have to use every single day yeah and deodorant's got to be one of them like you know you know when you're in the gym like when you when you went to the first crossfit gym and you you know those like that one person in the gym you're like buddy like whatever girl guy and you're like vo doesn't bother me though but some people do have a stanch like if you got like meat stuck

in your teeth or if like your feet smell like you got some yeast shit in your feet or like or i always i always think it's it's the people that try to make like uh like the vegan deodorants you know like they try to make the deodorant themselves yeah it's like i think you need aluminum on your deodorant to cover whatever is going on there like some people need it some people can get away from it but these all-natural deodorants sometimes i just don't know if it does it you know i think people have been brainwashed and they need to change their perception of what the odor is i said i smell b.o i'm like oh that's a hard-working motherfucker

now no there are certain shirts there are certain shirts i have like there are some like shirts that are kind of plasticky and like you put them on two seconds after your shower and you stink like b.o you know that shirt yeah like wow what the fuck's wrong with this shirt it's like i don't even know you can't use them it's like it's the cotton shirts right you're like man this can never be used again it's got to get burned i thought it was like not cotton shirts i thought it was like plastic shirts you know the the like my thought was this is like the lulu shirts back in the day uh I would wear those and see how long I could wear it for

before I had to actually wash it. And it would work great. Silver lining in them that fights the deodorant. Sewed with silver. See? You get it. Hey, dude, get the fuck out of here, dude. Get the fuck out of here. What the fuck is your name anyway, cuck boy get the fuck out of here

First of all, you tell me to stop asking him questions about Danielle Then we pivot to deodorant you say boring get the fuck out of here I hope you drop one of those kettlebells on your fucking head Jody Lynn Matt you are being so gracious Thank you for putting up with sevenbon's ridiculousness see i like jody she look she looks nice too oh she's great she's great jody uh jody was it jody or judy i couldn't tell i'm on my phone. Jody. Jody. I'm at the Brute page. Dallin Pepper. Brute athlete.

Yep. Our page is not updated, by the way. Okay, James Sprague? Yep. Is he still training with you guys? Yep. I heard he moved. I heard he's not He's in, so James is in Idaho

But I'm still coaching him And Roman couldn't say anything mean about Did he say anything mean about James? I can't remember I don't think James was down when he came Phil Toon was there Don't let that, oh How is Phil?

Strong Yeah, yeah yeah strong as right yeah um i wonder if he said so james didn't take one between the eyes um uh emma carrie uh mayhem yep mayhem hey how long was she with you with brute um age of 15 to 20 to 19 or 20 years old. So five years Feast of coffee. Yeah Um and and why why where's the kid where's the nate kid? So, uh Nate last year so nate Dom How do I start this one?

Dom last year decided that after this year's games that he was going to break off, and Nate was his athlete. And so we just – Nate just rolled with him. Oh, okay. To mayhem. Yeah. Okay. To mayhem. Yeah. Okay. And, um, are, and are you, are, are the, is this hard for you, these shifts or is this normal for you? You've been in the game long enough to you're like, yep. trying to move down to naples and you know i reached out to tutor and i was like yo what's good like what are we doing and uh you know and he was very respectful and he's like you know i'm gonna stay back uh i'm gonna go down a different path um you know stay in washington and then call

same scenario and so that one i think was a little bit tougher for me because it felt like tougher for me because it felt like, like, like out of nowhere. Um, or now it's like, you know, when athletes leave, um, I, I think this, like a lot of these athletes, it's not only are they learning as athletes, but they're learning as people on how to handle things. Right. So you have an athlete that's 17, 18, 19, potentially 20 years old. They haven't had tough conversations with their jobs and potentially coach or boss. And so they can hold on to things that are very uncomfortable until it boils over. And then they make this decision like, I'm out, gone. Or it's like, look, if you just talk with me first, we'll find the solution.

And if this isn't the solution that you want, then, you know, I can't do anything about it at that point in time. A key example is Dom. Dom is like, look, Mayhem is offering me a position over there where I could be part of their, what's it called? Performance coaching, coaching performance performance something like that it's no it's like a uh uh like if you're like if you're a christian and you go out and do like uh oh a mission a mission mission exactly and he goes look mayhem's offer me this position as as a missionary quote unquote and i'm like dude i can't offer that to you i'm like take advantage of it man like right you know and so i'm coming from a perspective of take advantage of this opportunity to go out of Florida. You've been in Naples your whole life with your wife and just go.

Like, I would do it. You should do it. When you say mayhem mission, you mean work with the charity? Yes. And I'm not, I am not, I don't know enough about it besides like my interpretation of what dom told me okay but he's not like going door to door uh preaching the gospel no the way the way i and this could be wrong but the way i gathered the information was there you know they'll go into uh different countries uh talk about you know christianity and in the

process like build churches and potentially gyms, maybe. That's how I gathered the information, but I could be all wrong. But again, the point is this, is him and I spoke, right? And a lot of times these athletes, you know, they could be afraid to talk because it's uncomfortable to express how they feel, you know? And in the scenario of Tudor and Cole, that's essentially, I believe is how it got, what it boiled down to was like, boom, we're here. I've already made this decision gone. So now when athletes do it, I'm just like, I mean, it's part of the sport, you know? And for me, it gives me motivation, uh, you know, cause it fires me up a little bit. So it gives me

motivation to give even more. yes yes how about how about how do you navigate it when you know someone's making a wrong decision but if you say but if you but if you say something because of your vested interest you can't like i have people around me who have made some really stupid decisions and i'm like dude you're fucking up you should not do that. But they do it anyway. But the other decision is to stay with me. Yeah.

Ask them more questions. Right. Cause eventually, eventually they'll say their stupidity out loud. Right. You know, like, Hey, what do you expect to gain over there? And they're like this, this and this. And what, what's it going to cost you this, this and this. And do you really think that, okay.

Something like that. Because once, once they say out loud. because once once they manipulate them i mean be a good friend no it's not manipulate them it's just like be a good friend yeah you know maybe my that's how that's just what people do if you're genuinely interested you're gonna ask more questions you know and that's that's just it it's like if i'm gonna i'm gonna continue to ask questions to see kind of, I want to get to the core, to the root of the reason. And by asking more questions, I'm going to end up getting there. And, you know, they may say something that, you know, they're like, holy shit. Or they may say something that solidifies their choice even more.

Yeah. I don't know. The real Kevin, if I've, if I've learned anything from this podcast, it's that Matt does well being uncomfortable. Here's the thing, Kevin. And I've learned anything from this podcast, it's that Matt does well being uncomfortable. Here's the thing, Kevin, and I agree with you 100%. Here's the thing. There's going to be fucking 5% of the idiots listening to this podcast aren't even going to get it. They're going to be like, Sevan pushed too hard.

That was inappropriate. Listen, you fucking idiots. She's a fucking powerhouse. They fuck with us on Instagram all the time with their soft launch shit. She comes on the podcast, and we know she's fucking – Torres is behind her, and they're doing podcasts in front of the same fucking mirror. Like we know something's going on. He's a fucking big boy he can handle just because you're fucking uncomfortable with two men fucking hanging out. Don't project any of it onto us.

Fucking dipshits. Thank you. That's only 5% of you. The fucking dipshits thank you I'm only that's only 5% of you the rest you enjoy I'm glad you're enjoying it it's cool Torres is dope fucking stud yeah you're fucking cool as shit dude I'm about to go I'm about to go in and coach fee over here coach you through some some some snatch are you late already I did tell I her it was going to be 30 minutes, so I'm going to have to explain myself. Alright, okay. Danielle's in good hands.

Yeah, she's going to do great. Dude, she's getting hella strong. That's awesome. That's awesome. Good. Is Fee getting hella strong? Yeah. I'm really excited for Fee getting hella strong? Yeah. I'm really excited for Fee.

This is the first year where she hasn't been dealing with any sort of injury. And to me, she's finally learning how to be a high-level athlete. I think in prior season, she was still in that more volume. I got to be doing more things. I can't sit around. I think in prior season, she was still in that more volume, I got to be doing more things, I can't sit around, I got to stay moving type deal. But now I think she's starting to understand don't try to achieve everything, every single workout, every single training session.

It's not you're trying to be the best right now. Continue just to chip away at it, chip at it and when you know things will happen Just how we're hoping it would happen. You know, I'm so excited for it We just good. We just picked up another athlete a European athlete that you know, I think is I think it would be a fun a Fun athlete to have into the mix. Boy or girl?

Girl. Do I know her? Not 100% sure. Can you tell me her name? Not yet, but we'll read her. Is she good walking on her hands? Yeah. She was a games athlete last year, but... Oh, is she a doter?

Is she a doter? No. No, she doesn't hail from Iceland? No, no. But it'll be something that we release. Like, today's legit day one of training. So that's how new it is. And I'm only giving that information to you, Sivan.

Thank you. I won't tell anyone. Now, I'm going to ask you one. I've been saving the hardest question for the end. You ready? Yeah. Talk a little bit about Danielle. Talk a little bit about Roman.

Now, recently, it's been stated that if you do CrossFit, it can cure loneliness. Now, if I'm going to give you two statements, you have to pick one. Which one is more true? Doing CrossFit will cure loneliness or if you're a female and you want to get rid of your boobs crossfit will get rid of your boobs you can do crossfit and get rid of your boobs you can just crossfit your tits just right away do you do you think that do you think that one of those statements is more true than the other crossfit cures loneliness or you can just crossfit your tits away uh i would say a

a okay good all right all right i've just started the survey okay but it's close right it's close yeah i'm thinking of a new marketing program for crossfit your tits are too big do crossfit you can crossfit your tits right away. Yes, dude. I mean, look. They are equally. I'm looking. I'm looking. Dude, they're close. They're close.

Keep an eye. Keep a strong eye on part B. Hey, I just really, in all honesty, I just thought of a new tagline for Brute. Do Crossfit and keep your tits. And then you have Daniel Brandon as your ambassador. Yeah. Fucking... Alright. Matt Torres, you da man. Love you.

Yeah, man. Been good. Like always. Talk to you soon. Alright. See you soon. Bye-bye. Only on the Sevan podcast. Matt knows it's B. Everyone knows it's B. Jesus Christ, why don't you get another piercing while you're at it for crying out loud?

Someone out there gets it. Someone out there gets what I just did at the end. Not all of you, but someone, someone, someone out there gets what I just did. Thank you, Mr. Burns. Thank you. Tell your wife i stared at like um uh usually my wife has the sabbath sabbath essentials behind the sink but we were we were traveling and we stayed at a couple different places over the last two weeks and so i stared at the sabbath essentials line of products all the sprays and weird shit my wife gets from your wife.

My wife loves that shit. I didn't, I mean, she must like it a lot if she took it with her. Your hair looks nice today. Oh, thank you. David Weed, you did okay, dude. All right, fine. Thank you. This is why my tits are gone.

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Hold on tight. Crossfit your tits away. That's their new slogan. Hey, listen. Listen, that's the thing, dude. I wish you guys could get it measurable, repeatable, observable. You have to understand if you know what CrossFit is, don't it's perfectly OK that you're going to say that I was lonely and I did CrossFit and went away. You do not want the fucking mothership saying that. Trust me. Trust

me. Trust me. Trust me. You do not want the mothership saying that you want the mothership saying that trust me trust me trust me trust me you do not want the mothership saying that you want the mothership to stick to the fucking facts now it's okay to give anecdotal stories you do not want them opening with it that means they've lost their way now we're back to crossfit constantly varied fun stuff to make you happy rosa 2.0 crossfit you can exercise your tits away it's all you open the door for all that shit i know most of you aren't gonna get it you're gonna get all fucking defensive and shit i get it i get why you're why you're defensive i get why you're like but it does reduce loneliness i get it i just wish you could see what i was saying. I can see what you're saying. You can't see what I'm saying.

Dumb son of a bitches. Hey, what's up, Caleb? Oh, wait, where are you? Hey. I'm fucking you up with all these new times and shit, right? Moving around. I just jumped in the car last night from LA and just drove here. That's crazy.

In the second half of this show, we bring on the founder of the Shattuckin, Caleb Beaver. Yes, that name is real. Taurus thought my toothpaste drove here. That's crazy. In the second half of the show, we bring on the founder of the Shattuck in Caleb Beaver. Yes. That name is real. Torres thought my toothpaste was bullshit. That's crazy. I still kind of think it's bullshit too. No, I'm serious. I'll,

I'll hear, I'll show you. I'm going to show you a picture of the, um, fair enough. Caleb and Beaver sit. No, Caleb and Torres sitting in a tree.

K I S S I N G. I found out, uh, I know you guys were talking about the prolapsed anus thing oh thank you as you were coming into work today i was listening and i thought i'd yeah tell me um so i was my wife was listening too and she's healthcare professional and she told me look at there's my first prototype of my toothpaste sure it's not like a hair gel no siree okay go ahead but your wife and pro your wife has seen a prolapsed anus i don't know if she's seen one but she's definitely she learned how to treat one um apparently if you have a prolapsed anus if you take sugar and you just

sprinkle it on the prolapsed anus eventually it'll just kind of like slither back into your butthole i'm googling that Pro Prolapsed Anus sugar If you have difficulty Reducing your prolapsed Anus apply granulated Sugar to the prolapsed rectum Let the sugar sit for 15 minutes

I'm going to bring this up to Greg tomorrow Anytime Greg says anything bad about sugar I'm going to talk about this Well Greg tomorrow Anytime Greg says anything bad about sugar I'm going to talk about this Like well you can cure a prolapsed anus Kyle Landis can you pour soda on it Can you pour coca on it Probably Whatever you got on hand

Dude it's called the stoma If the stoma is swollen Then the swelling can be reduced by using either Cold compress or sugar. The sugar works by drawing out fluid from the swollen stoma. So helping to reduce the size. There you go. Has your wife done that to someone?

I don't know if she's done it herself, but she definitely watched somebody do it. They were going around the hospital or trying to go to the break room and say, Hey, does anybody have any sugar? And then they found like sugar packets for coffee. Yeah. In the break room.

And they just handed them over to him and ripped them open and sprinkle them on there. Oh God. I don't know why I'm, I felt my butthole pucker a little bit when you did that. Hey dude, that's the kind of thing you could sell like a packet of that sugar, like for prolapsed anus sugar for like $500 to a hospital,

even though it's like an 18 cent or a half a cent packet of sugar. Brought to you by Pfizer, granulated sugar for prolapsed anuses. Wow. How did that conversation come up with your wife? How does that surface? Like you're just like, she just hears you listening.

She was in the car when you were driving over yeah yeah so as we're driving this actually kind of a longer story but as we're driving over uh back from the gym we already worked out this morning yeah oh you're a beast we're as we're driving back from the gym we were listening to the show because we were running late. And then we saw somebody with a like a fucked up trailer. And they had like lost like 30, 40 chickens. No. Plywood pieces of plywood. OK, just like, oh, like four by eight biggins, long pieces of plywood.

They just like flown off of their trailer because it's super windy out here today. And flown off the trailer, went all over the road. So us being nice Nebraskans, we stopped, turned around, and blocked traffic. And then my wife and I got out and started loading them back onto his trailer. But before that happened, we had heard you and Matt talking about Brute's logo looking like a prolapsed anus. Yeah. And she just chimes in. She goes, well, actually, to fix a prolapsed anus, you need to pour sugar on it.

Oh, my God. Did you know right away she just gave you content for the show? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy when you know you just got content for the show? You're like, wow, I just got. Well, it was a twofer.

I was like, well, now I can say like, hey, we stopped and helped this guy pick up all of the plywood off the road and uh did anyone else stop uh after we did we stopped we like blocked traffic and then probably a few more people showed up and then well into us loading the plywood the cops showed up and started blocking more traffic was the guy all alone yeah yeah he's stoked he's stoked you stopped yeah he would have been fucked he had it was like 30 30 pieces of probably eight by four plywood do you know where he was coming from was he going just came from home depot or something right out of the yeah right out of the lumberyard he had just picked out picked up all those pieces of lumber and strapped them all on any of it fucked up any of it like oh yeah some of it's like shipped up and that's and what he was like yeah i gotta go like way up the road and i like looked up on the map and i was like dude you got a ways to go he had like 10 miles to drive and the trailer that

he had wasn't even a real trailer he had like taken an axle from a car and put two by fours and plywood and made his own trailer out of it. And what did the cops say to him? Did he get in trouble? Cops didn't even get out. They were just like, we'll just block traffic, which was actually really lucky for him.

Cause he would have been fucked. He would have had like load, not properly tied down on license trailer. Oh yeah. Like that thing didn't have a red sticker on it or break. No, no. Damn. we were like we were like we got out we had a bunch of uh straps that we were gonna give him we're like hey we have straps he's like well that's kind of what i had and i'm like all right well good luck buddy that's a good impression impersonation of his voice so i had a friend named Menard.

In. In. Black dude. In high school. Hey it was so weird. I don't know where I met Menard. I met him like in summer school or something. But he was black.

And all his friends were black. And I was white. Before I knew I was black. And we just integrated our two groups it was kind of crazy and so i would go over his house with all my all my friends so he had like i would go over there he had these five black friends like from antioch and pittsburgh and i would bring over my fucking five white friends we always hung out menard oh shit you got a picture of it yeah oh that's oh yeah he's bombed oh my god that thing is jank yeah it's fucked up and it's like it broke the wood broke off a piece of it so now it's like canted it won't even none of the wood even sat straight after we loaded it all on there

do you think he made it home without it falling off again shit i don't know he pulled over into the parking lot and like stopped i think he was gonna go get some more tie downs or something he needs that he needs a friend with a truck yeah god damn dude that's too much wood for a makeshift trailer that is heavy it didn't even fit on there like it it was like coming over the top like so this like little where is it at this like square of plywood that's sitting on the back is like a backstop it was like sitting over top of it once we loaded it all on there what's even funnier is some freaking dipshit passerby came by and was started helping and my wife was helping too and we were the two of us were like moving wood like we do this shit all the time and we were doing like two or three pieces of plywood

at a time yeah and uh this guy goes oh no you you go help the other guy because he can only carry one i was like no no no my wife can carry three you can oh go fuck yourself. Oh, shit. Sexist. Hey, that's fair, though. I get it. That's fair. He was just being a dick. They are the weaker sex. That's fair.

Just not your wife. Just not your wife. Yeah. He watched her carry two to three pieces of plywood probably three to four times. Oh, so even after using his own discernment, he still lumped her up with the rest of the immortal bitches. Right. Right. Fuck that. Like, we just got back from CrossFit, bitch.

Yeah. Yeah, that was cool. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, that's too much wood for that fucking shitty trailer. Hey, Menard. If someone would have asked me, hey, what's that guy's name, I would have never remembered his name. But now that you said it, Menard, I remember. Why? What's menard mean menards is a like a lowes in nebraska in the midwest oh

uh uh davash that's not plywood whatever it is we all know what that it's plywood that's just chunks of yeah it's just compressed wood whatever what would you call that? Oh, what did Devesh call it? Particle board? This guy is rich. Plywood is so expensive. Particle. No, that wasn't particle board. I don't think so either. I thought it was plywood. Some sort of. It looks some sort of pressed. Definitely not particle. Particle board is like when it's made out of sawdust, right?

That shit's horrible. Maybe it is. Look at OSB, old son of a bitch. Yeah, it's definitely not particle board. You think 12 daily doses is rich? Why? Because he keeps donating money to podcasts that he hates? Yeah, and he thinks particle board is cheap. Oh, yeah, probably. It's not particle board.

Bring up a picture of particle board we're about to learn something ladies and gentlemen sugar on the prolapsed anus and um particle board is what ikea makes all their furniture from that's not particle board that's particle board that was not particle board that fell out of that truck correct yeah yeah yeah ikea what what you just said yeah oh look at this peter getting fucking crazy and shit now we have a fucking professional in here oscillated strand board you know there's something oh is that what that is that what oscillated strand board oscillated is that what about oriented strand board peter oscillated uh strand board god hey none of my lights were working when

i came in here this morning oh that what it is right it is oscillated strand board that is what you fucking had which is a kind of plywood wow he's good that dude works there or he's a contractor it's wood there's no fucking way yeah oscillated strand board wow look at like dave castro is just screaming it gave dastro all right so that's a kind of plywood it's like plywood but cheaper yeah well that makes sense that dude does everything a little cheaper with his trailer and same there you go $1..99 for Caleb's good deed. Thanks, Eaton. All right.

So, you guys were wondering what you guys got for your affiliate fees. And the affiliates in California are about to fucking find out the hard way it's sort of the affiliates in michigan there is a licensure bill coming down the pipe man this fucking thing is probably going to pass and it's going to trip you motherfuckers out. I've told you guys about this a lot. We've talked about this endlessly that there's basically, for those of you who don't know,

basically the way licensure works is if you want to cut hair for a living, like if I want to cut people, if I start cutting people's hair on my street, someone could report me to the police. It's not legal for me to cut people's hair and charge them. The state has to be able to give me something. Oh, is Caleb black too? Are you black, Caleb?

No. No. Oh, you sound disappointed. That was crazy. It is pretty fun being black. Oh, my God. Did you look at that profile picture? Oh, it's John Young in blackface?

Holy shit. Holy shit. oh it's john young in blackface holy shit holy shit i hope jr sees this holy i'm taking a picture of that that's crazy hey dude that's the kind of shit that's gonna get people in trouble john you can't do that hey ai you can make anyone in blackface wow i wonder oh my god hey dude you know who i thought that was i thought it was like kevin garnett or something for a second yeah yeah like i just saw it in real quick small and i was just like oh kevin garnett oh my god wow that's crazy i need to send that to the illuminati oh we're gonna have to get some people on that that is fucking nuts maybe someone already sent it in oh my goodness john's gonna john's gonna fucking lose his job at the wire wherever he works

jesus christ almighty that is wild John's going to fucking lose his job at the Y or wherever he works. Jesus Christ almighty. That is wild. Podcasting. Podcasting. So did you listen to that whole podcast? Oh so so here's the thing guys there's there so there's licensure and so basically what's happening is they're about to they're gonna go after all of you people who own gyms and everyone who works in gyms and they're basically gonna say hey you can't work at a gym and train people i I saw the bill. I've been reading the bills that are coming

up. They're going to say, hey, you want to work in a CrossFit gym? It's not enough to have a CrossFit certification. You have to pay the state this money and you have to take this test. And hey, dude, don't think I'm joking when they start saying stuff like you can't teach people to squat below parallel. You can't tell people not to eat sugar. You can't tell people not to eat refined carbohydrates. You just wait. You just wait. And guess who's not fighting that anymore? Who fought it all the time, dude. All the time. We would go places. I remember going to fucking endless fucking like capitals in Washington, D.C. and sitting in fucking meetings with fucking idiots licensure and hey just so you guys all know Democrats and Republicans alike do not want licensure that's like a fucking like no one wants licensure get ready get ready it's gonna be get fucking weird

it's gonna get weird for you guys but don't worry HQ will save the day I can't wait to hear Greg talk about this on Wednesday it's gonna be nuts so I don't mean to like burst your bubble on on Wednesday. It's going to be nuts. So I don't mean to like burst your bubble on this one.

Oh, I know what you're going to say. Athletic trainers. I know what you're going to say. I'm ready for you. Go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. Yeah. So this bill that you were looking at is specifically for athletic trainers,

which are the people who supervise as medical staff on like sporting events. Yes. Or like, okay. Like, like they're they're the ones that tape ankles and do rehab and like physical therapy stuff hold on buddy hold on okay uh hold on uh uh i i read that's what someone tried to tell me first too and they're like but don't worry it's a slippery slope it'll get to thems. But then listen to this. They define the terms in here. Athletic trainer means a person who meets the requirements of this article is registered by the committee practices under the direction of a licensed physician or surgeon. Oh, hold on. Athletic training means the performance of those services for an athlete that require the education training experience required by this article.

Oh, hold on um hold on there's some wording in here that could easily um there's some wording in here that makes it so that it could easily include, it could reach into your gym. Now, granted, they might not with this, but it's a slippery slope, right? Right. I understand doing it for athletic trainers because they're not doctors. And they're like practice under a doctor. Yeah, but you don't want doctors.

Doctors are there to fucking point find only things that are wrong they'll slow down the healing process so quickly yeah i don't i don't want doctors um having any sort of grasp or like ability to change things that go on in a gym by any means there was already something in here that said that the trainers can't say that they can that they can um uh there was something in here that basically i just read that basically said that they wouldn't be able to tell you hey if you stop eating sugar that will go away they won't be able to say that um here's i don't think doses i don't think this is a nuance that people who are paying for private service aka a.k.a. gym memberships, will be protected from this. No.

I don't think that's the right word, protected. I'm not sure. This first round, though, Caleb is right. It's targeted trainers, but there are things in here that make it so, oh, they could easily stretch this arm into your CrossFit gym. I mean, look at people who cut hair for a living

in their private house. That's illegal. They can reach right into your house. We saw that lady in Utah, that lady who was braiding people's hair, who had her business shut down because she wasn't licensed to braid hair. It's going to get weird. Oh. Oh, Travis. Hey, Travis, you know what I was thinking the other day? I was thinking about you calling in.

I appreciated it, by the way. Requiring doctors to go to school is a slippery slope. They must love you. Let me guess. You work in the government. You were saying that we were being, Hiller and I were being negative, and I was thinking about that the other day. And it's interesting that you say it's negative. I think that's propaganda. If I tell you that crossing the street is dangerous because you could get hit by a car, crossing the street on a red light is dangerous. You could get hit by a car. Crossing the street on a red light is dangerous. You could get hit by a car and you say, hey, why are you so negative? It's just propaganda.

That was just manipulation on your part. Oh, it does? Halpin, okay. The bill specifically excludes personal trainers. Where is that, Halpin? It's 2529.8.13 section GE. Here, I'll show you. Okay. So this part of it says, the requirements of this article shall not apply to any of the following.

And it says, a person performing personal training, including recommending weight management or exercise to improve strength, conditioning, flexibility, and cardiovascular performance. All right. weight management or exercise to improve strength conditioning and flexibility and cardiovascular performance which is interesting because that's part of being an athletic trainer but whatever Michigan's got one that looks like it's coming down the pipe pretty hard and those are the two

that I saw that's important shit to watch it'll still be great to hear Greg talk about this it's kind of like Seve only read the headline I have no formal education exercise science Yet the people who can't slang a barbell like me So who knows more about pumping iron It's interesting Travis B loves

Or was it Mike Halpin I can't remember which person said it But Mike Halpin and Travis B They don't give a fuck what anyone says If a doctor says you should eat canola oil You should eat canola oil Listen to authority Somebody I know we were trying to

get them to start going to CrossFit going to our affiliate and the first thing they said is like oh well I gotta go talk to my doctor first before I can see if I can start working out you know what your doctor knows about exercise

absolutely nothing zero He said, you know what your doctor knows about exercise? Absolutely nothing. Cero. Cero. God, that shit is just steeped in fucking legal fucking blah, blah, blah. So, Stefan was wrong again. Oh, Halban, I don't recall saying that. Okay, I'll dump it on Travis B then. No, I don't think I was wrong at all, actually.

Give it time, buddy. Give it time. You see a seedling, I see a sunflower plant. That doesn't mean I'm wrong. Tomorrow we got an affiliate on. Small affiliate. Tiny affiliate. 60 members, I think. 40 members where they're from

i wish i knew they sent me i get all I remember is they sent me a DM. And it was like a paragraph telling me about, they basically have a mom and pop affiliate. And that they love it and they got a strong community. I was like, oh, they'd be good. I'd love to have them come on in. And find out how many women have lost their tits from working out there. I lost my tits, but I'm not lonely anymore.

CrossFit. It's true. You do exercise your tits away. It is true. That is true. And actually, what's crazy is that's measurable, observable, and repeatable. You can measure the titties. It's true.

Yeah. Not as surveyed, but with measurements. Real measurements. Yeah, real measurements. Standardized. No, I apologize, Richie Rich. You're right. I'm way behind. Does Seve know the Muppets and Sesame Street are not the same thing?

Although I did not conflate the two outwardly, I was conflating them in my head. You were accurate in that, and I admit to that. Sesame Street. Okay, so it was Sesame Street that took – okay, I'll let the Muppets off. Really, Kermit the Frog didn't do both Sesame Street and the Muppets? Okay, I'll let the Muppets off. Really, Kermit the Frog didn't do both Sesame Street and the Muppets? Kermit was not a... Okay.

All right. All right. Kermit was in the Muppets. He was? No, but was he in Sesame Street? I don't think he was in Sesame Street. Okay, yeah. All right.

Okay. Mike Halpin. Some people here believe and see everything they read and hear without their own investigation I agree but some people you tell them that a man was hit by a car and it was a Corvette and

it was actually a Cadillac and they can't get past the fact that that has nothing to do with the story what car what kind of car hit them and they perseverate on it and it was really just a story about like like what like we do like like did it really like it didn't really matter whether it was plywood or oscillated plywood we we fell into the weeds but but that being said in our defense we are aware that we fell into the weeds and that's what's the charming part of this show. I did.

I just thank you. I was one step ahead of you. I just put it into it. I don't know if it's similar. Yeah, like that. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome.

Oh, wow. Bernie Gannon. Bert from Bert and Ernie and Andrew Hiller have similar haircuts. I will not believe that just because Bernie said it. I will investigate on my own. Bert. Sesame Street. See if I can beat that.

Wow. Okay. All right. Really? I don't know. Bert and Ernie are gay, right? Totally. Hiller's not gay, is he?

I don't think so. Madeline Egbert, before you believe Seve's nonsense about exercising the titties away, please investigate Daniel Brandon and Sporty Beth. Fight card was insane. I feel bad for Colby. I like both Colby and Leon Edwards. This past weekend, Colby Covington and Leon Edwards fought for the welterweight championship of the world. And except for the final fucking minute of the fifth round, fucking Leon spanking him.

I don't know about spanking him, just in control of the fight. Yeah, Colby fucked up. Yeah, he kind of acted like a dickhead leading up to that. Oh, I missed the lead up. He was like joking onon's dead dad and shit calling out people's wives and yeah i don't know i don't really like the way he handled that a 70 analogy oh and he was making fun of leon's dead dad too right is that what he said yeah that's what a 70 analogy a day Keeps the loneliness away

Titties But Josh Emmett Fucked up Bryce Mitchell Oh my goodness Josh Emmett came on the show and Bryce Mitchell didn't There you go Let's get him back on What was his name? Josh Emmett

He was cool I liked him Yeah It's an intimate show Do I have his Josh Emmett. Yeah. Okay. Josh Emmett. Josh. He was cool. I liked him. Yeah. It's an intimate show. I'm going to see. Do I have his, uh, um, do I have his,

um, do I have his email? Josh Emmett. Yeah. Josh Emmett came out. Well, it's Bryce missile, right?

Right. Bryce Mitchell, right in the face. Had him seizing on the ground for five minutes. He hit him so hard. Bryce Mitchell took that fight on two weeks notice. How about the fact

that he was having a seizure on the ground? That was fucking nuts. He just knocked the life out of him. I can't find his email. I wonder if we text with him. Sousa Josh Emmett. Can we get Josh Emmett back on? I thought he was going to fight for the title a while back.

I think he took some time off. I think he said he was injured or something. And then Patty the Batty just ripped on David Goggins. I thought that was amazing. Oh, he did? In the post-fight interview? What did he say? I'm trying to find it. It was great.

Oh, that's awesome. I can't believe... He's like, I'm badder than fucking David Goggins. Oh, that's awesome. Let's see if I can find that. This picture of Josh Emmett is fucking great too Damn Look how flat his foot is Whoa

What the fuck, dude? Look at his big toe. It's like a hand on his other foot. He's got crazy bunions. Wow. Wow. Wow. Broken foot arches.

That's what that is. Can't you just walk around? Shouldn't all jiu-jitsu guys have huge arches because they're always walking around barefoot? I would imagine, but I've seen more flat-footed jiu-jitsu players or MMA fighters than I've seen people with arches

god damn i wonder if that's the end of john young i wonder if he's going to be canceled now for doing blackface. All right, I'm lost. Oh, what is this? Oh. Oh. All right, guys. Happy Monday. I am back in the office.

I don't have all my lights. I don't got all my shit. My camera's not focused properly I'm gonna get all that shit fixed. Oh Want to see if the phone works here, let's see if the phone works the phone was working great with the The phone was working great with the shitty Shitty road caster when I was on the road, let's see if we can get the phone to work now. Hello?

Hey. Caller, hi. What's up? Hey, can you hear me? I can hear you. Can you hear me? I'm trying to. Okay, there we go. I hear you.

Let's do it. What's up? You hear me? What's up? Hey, what's up? Okay, this is uh, this is dusty willard. Hey uh went to the expanding horizons Training this past weekend. Oh with the schindledecker. Holy shit. That's the schindledecker. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay, let's hear it Let's hear it

Amazing Why did you go to dusty? Do you it. Amazing. Why did you go? Dusty, do you own an affiliate? Why'd you go? I don't. Okay. Not yet. Okay.

So, that story. Yeah. Listen to this show. Uh-huh. When you had Matt on about a year ago, right? Yep. And then the Dale King documentary. Yep.

Yep. I'm a man of faith. And so I had a Jesus moment riding my bike and felt the calling to start a program in my community that is basically nothing but helping people. Do you have kids? I have a seven-year-old, but I also have

four in heaven that makes me think a lot different. You have four kids that have passed? Yes. our first child uh was stillborn uh two months after or two two weeks after my wife got a recommended uh vaccine sorry 49er recommended vaccine. Sorry, 49er.

Tdap. It's actually pretty common that two weeks after that, the baby will stop growing. That's it. Dusty, what happened to the other three um so then shortly after i mean our our seven-year-old is he was two months preemie and so he was born actually nine months almost to the day that our first one passed. And then in between him and our last one was a... So we went to the midwife. Everything was going great.

And then my wife's a small woman. She ended up, I thought I was going to lose both of them, honestly. She, her blood pressure dipped. And by the time we got to the hospital, it had been seven minutes without oxygen. And so he was brain dead. It was twins?

It was twins? No, no, no, no. No, our last no, no. Our last one, sorry. That was in 2020. So there was no way in hell we wanted to have it in a hospital. We're very anti-established medical. Yeah.

And so we wanted to have it naturally. And it was just a freak complication. And she just couldn't get the head through. Her hips are huge and small. So he was on life support for a week. And then we had to make the decision to pull him off. There was no brain activity. Wow. And then between those two

we've had two miscarriages. It's been an interesting seven years. Yeah. And you know, if I wasn't a man of God I probably wouldn't be here today, honestly. Too much to deal with.

It's a lot to deal with. Yeah. How's your wife? She's awesome. I mean, she's doing great. We're just thankful for the awesome seven-year-old we have. Yeah. H homeschooling yeah jiu-jitsu all of it boy or girl he's an awesome kid boy boy awesome congratulations yeah i got

i got this two seven-year-olds it's awesome it's crazy dude it's crazy it's so fun they're so weird it's so i just drove in the car with them for six hours and just the shit that they were saying is so oh yeah fucking hilarious i'm just dying the whole time i have so many questions for them exactly i mean they're smart yeah kids are smart they haven't been brainwashed all the bullshit of society and then and then uh and i'm in the front seat with my wife and whenever my 71 year old says something that's hilarious i give my wife this look and finally he's like why do you keep looking at her like that when i talk i'm like um okay so so so you you you're on your bike and you you have this moment with Jesus, and you're like, man, I want to change people's lives.

And yet you don't own an affiliate, but you want to work with kids. You get this calling to work with kids, and you're like, yep, it's the Schindeldecker thing. And how is that going to work if you don't have an affiliate? I don't have an affiliate yet. Oh, okay. Working on that right now. Taking a level one here in January up in Omaha. Yeah.

So it'll be... Oh, really? And there's this... Yeah. Maybe I'll see you there. Awesome. When are you taking it? In January, you said? Yes.

Cool. I'll definitely see you there. Awesome. And so basically what you want to do is you want to open up a center. Well, tell me about the, what's it called? Expanding Horizons Seminar. It's one day? Expanding Horizons, yes. One day it was packed. We started at 8.30 and we went until 5.30. the uh the what's it called expanding horizon seminar it's one day spending a license uh one day it was packed it was we started 8 30 and we went till 5 30 we had a two three minute p breaks and a five minute launch and they're basically telling you how you can uh how you can run a

program well you tell me you tell me what what what give me the big the three sentences big picture what what did you learn there what did i learn there yeah just big super high you know the million foot view how to deal with individuals that have trauma and how to make a business out of it also we didn't really touch the business i've been on the phone with with uh matt and debbie um we're kind of handling the business side she handles it case by case i believe and so this training was just it was how to deal with trauma the athletes have and it it was amazing i mean there's there's stuff that I brought home that I'm going to incorporate. It's my own, you know, my son helping him through homeschool because he's a very smart kid. He hates sitting there and freaking just doing shit. He already knows. Hey, did it help you with your trauma? Do you think you, do you think you were able to work on some of your trauma there? You're oh that resonates with me a thousand percent i've been through a thousand percent i mean there's everybody there everybody's been through but a lot of people there i think at one point nobody had a dry eye you know wow everybody had had some

tears in there and it was a pretty diverse group it was it was really cool just to see everybody's background and any dwarfs in there any dwarfs any dwarfs no not no dwarfs not that no true true wait didn't you go in where was it where was the uh seminar it was at crossfit craze they're in slant ohio there were no armenians there either i bet no all right just checking there was a black guy though so i mean that's that's good there you go all right all right and a woman so we had that diversity and a bald guy was shindeldecker there does matt show up yeah i was there the whole time okay cool i can't believe you're gonna do this i'm so excited keep posted what's do you i don't mean to be a fucking act like an adult but do you have a timeline when you're going to open this up And start and get your first class in

Get your first kid in Can you do it out of another Why can't you use a local affiliate in your area To get your first kid I am using There's a gym here That allows personal trainers to come in They have all the equipment

I've already talked to the guy For $400 a month he's going to let me come in And run all the equipment I've already talked to the guy For $400 a month He's gonna let me come in And run as many classes as I can Okay let me test you Let me test you out You get your first 16 year old kid in there Right? Okay

I'm gonna test you out Fuck you honky You don't know shit I ain't doing no pull ups Fuck you Alright Just uh Sit over here I ain't doing no pull-ups Fuck you Alright Sit over here No

We went through that exact scenario No shit okay A lot of it was role playing Yeah And we went through the exact scenario I now know What to do and what not to do I would just have you know i'm not

gonna go chasing after the kid yeah i'm just gonna ask him to sit over to the side and and just observe the worst thing you could do would be chase after the kid because then you've lost him you lost his trust he's not coming back hey that's what uh that's what Torres is doing with Danielle Brandon he's not chasing her but he did but he did send a chaperone named L keep an eye on her I don't know I might I might chase that one I don't know there you go uh Rambler says uh Willard you better ask your wife about that 400 per month hey I'm so excited that you're doing that. And you're saying the seminar was packed and it was worth every second. The amount of information that we received, it was, is they definitely undervalued it in terms of cost. Um, it was well worth it. I mean, for any coach out there, well worth it. For any

father out there, well worth it. Awesome. All right. Well, Hey, will you call back and keep us posted? Oh, heck yeah. All right. Thanks dude. I appreciate you. I appreciate your story too. Yep. Good to hear from you. All right. Bye. Bye. Wow. What a fucking life lost two babies at birth

fuck what was he saying that his wife got an injection two days before she, she took a vaccine two weeks fucking before the baby was born. Yeah. I think he said it was Tdap. That's one that, uh,

they'll usually recommend people get when you're pregnant or if you're, uh, the significant other, because children are, um, more likely to get the acellular pertussis, which is whooping cough. Oh. So they just say,

well, you get Tdap and then all the adults that'll be around to get Tdap as well because they could just be carriers of it and pass it along to the kid. I think my mom had whooping cough. Like a couple years ago.

Really? I guess maybe elderly too? I don't know. I think she just fought it off. Just did some sit-ups or something. Yeah, I think when you're an adult, it's no big deal. Oh, here it is. Chris Carter.

Tetanus, diphtheria, and pertussis. And a cellular pertussis. Not just pertussis. I don't know what that means, but okay. Holy shit, Mrs. Burns, I lost a job recently because I wouldn't get Tdapt. I had to get Tdapt? Cave Dastro had to get to adapt probably if you work with kids

or like pre-muse and stuff why let no one tap nothing okay god yesterday was the worst show I ever did 1500 shows yesterday was the worst show i ever did in 1500 shows yesterday was the worst show

susan things it was just horrible i fucking hated myself after the show i never hate myself i think um i think it was because um i was i was uh i just not enough getting up an hour early i just wasn't on my a game. I was a little tired now I'm back to my regular schedule At least that's the excuse i'm giving I'm fine with it Moss sleep more sleep sharper Uh asymmetric ears you said the show was gonna be funnier dude

It's been pretty funny lately dude that line that i i fucking fucking 360 under the leg reverse dunked when i said does crossfit cure loneliness or hey can we do a quick poll or should we save it for tomorrow are you around tomorrow uh no i'm not around tomorrow actually oh you're picking up plywood you already know no um i have an interview very important interview tomorrow for a job you're getting a job not not really it's for a it's for a clearance okay oh so it's a job it doesn't let me stop beating around the bush does it interfere with your ability to work from a 7 a.m pacific standard time to 9 a.m pacific standard time when i use the word work i use that term very loosely not currently with a chance to babysit and peck at a keyboard okay good all right she's criminy scaring me so just the interview will interfere

but not the actual outcome of the interview should not not at the moment now okay quick poll um the cross is more likely to cure loneliness you have to choose I know it's tough or remove titties that's that's that's what we have to uh that's what we have to figure out remove titty do

you think crossfit is more likely to? Do you think it's more effective? Is CrossFit more effective at removing titties? Or curing loneliness? Curing loneliness. You know, it cures loneliness to stop telling your fucking self the story that you're lonely. Whatever story you got going. Telling yourself the story that you're lonely.

Whatever story you got going. That's why he's not wearing his jacket. Caleb's got it pressed and dressed for his interview. That's right. That's exactly what it is. No, nothing's wrong with small titties. Nothing's wrong at all. I just saying that crossfit that'll you can crossfit your titties right away hey man um runners you can run that oh look at that wow in real time this is crazy i want to get a vote in here how do i vote

i go over to youtube i'm getting in a vote, go on YouTube and then it's in the chat on the show. Okay, I'm going to go to the Sevan podcast. The Sevan podcast. Here we go. Cut into my wheel wad viewing. Oh, here we go.

How do I... I just click on remove uh oh and click one of the options oh no i can't it asked me if i want oh i can't i can't vote or using the podcast youtube i guess shit yeah all right wow at that. Let it be known. Hear ye, hear ye. This is crazy, ladies and gentlemen. In real time. Removing the titties at 70%. Curing loneliness at 30%. We are nowhere near neck and neck. Get your votes in now.

Well, only a few minutes left in this. This is a study. In this peer-reviewed study. All with Crossfit experts we've we've we've acquired 364 of the biggest crossfit experts in the world assembled voting on the efficacy of crossfit yes bernie gannon weighs in science That's right. With one minute ago, in one minute, we already have what looks like it's going to be a landslide victory. But hey, listen, you can remove your titties and cure your loneliness.

That's actually the side effect. They didn't tell you that in the study, in the CrossFit article. Now listen, I want to tell you something. There is one small side effect if you're a woman. If you want your loneliness cured. You have to trade your titties in. Would you rather do CrossFit or would you rather have titties? Do you want to have titties or would you rather be lonely? Loneliness is a story you tell yourself.

I was trying to explain that to someone the other day. And they're like, oh, loneliness is a story you tell yourself only when you're alone. They're like, well, the fact that sugar causes diabetes is just a story. I'm like, oh, fuck. Really? Here we go. I know. I'm like, oh, fuck. Really? Here we go. I know. I'm like, oh, God.

Well, I have to explain to you the difference between reality and your thoughts. You fucking ding dong. I may lose titties, but will gain a dump truck. That's fair. Fair. Fair enough. Fair enough. Dump truck hotties.

Fair, fair, fair enough. Fair enough. Dumb truck hotties. All right. Looks like smaller boobs, but a nicer body. There you go. Marissa. Hinojosa.

Some big tits at my gym, and they been doing cf for years and relatively lean oh boob job that's right where you go boob job yeah i mean like there look at there is there are some girls with boobs at the highest level which is just crazy daniel brandon emily That's true. There are some anomalies. There's a handful of others. I just don't feel comfortable saying their name. Really? Errol Owen keeps her boobs. Her boobs come and go.

Yeah, I suppose, yeah. Not that I'm looking. I just read about it in the paper must have been a morning talk of article I just saw it in the morning talk oh Emily Rolfe has a job that's why she got to keep her boob she has a day job that's cool

yeah there are some small prints some footnotes if you have a day job and you're an elite athlete you get to keep your tits all right there you go it working we're good so 70 of the people think it's more effective at removing titties and curing loneliness 30 think it's uh loneliness is the science isn't all right thank you does that live up there does that poll live up there or no when you stop it it's done yeah once the stream's over it'll go away unless we want me unless i end it right now that's too bad i um this needs to be a sub clip. Right? Yeah.

The science is in. It's true. This isn't a survey. This is science. We have experts here. When you have all the experts voting, it's simultaneously peer-reviewed, and the study happens simultaneously. All right.

Thank you. See you guys tomorrow. I don't think we have a guest. Oh, no, no. We have an affiliate tomorrow. Or maybe Tyson Vagin. I don't know. I don't know what's going on.

See you guys later. Oh, I will be back today, because I guess it'll be the Dave Castro Weekend Review today. Usually on Mondays. Yeah, if you post it. Is it up yet? I don't think so. Man, CrossFit's been posting

a lot oh no let me see oh no they've gone on a little break again it's been 12 days shit they ran out of steam they must be reloading

the cycle is this is their rest cycle two weeks of rest? Yep It's a month long Tabata Their CrossFit's YouTube page Their thumbnails have Have a look

Their own look to them now. I also noticed it's not as hard to find it when you search CrossFit on YouTube. Oh, that's cool. I only have to take one scroll and then I find it. Yeah, that's cool. Oh, yeah, look. They're right at the top for me.

Holy shit, look at this. Well, maybe that's because I was just on their page. this is crazy that happened to me like a couple weeks ago too this is crazy good job guys kudos to don fall hats off type in crossfit and it's number one Crazy. Wow. And then it's all Danny Spiegel from there on out. Look at all the Danny Spiegel. She owns CrossFit. Badonkadonk.

But don't look at her. Noah Tia. Some guy that's a hybrid athlete. I don't even know what that is. What is this guy? Rich Froning. athlete I don't know what that is what is this guy rich frowning oh look you can see in real time over here on this thumbnail me scrolling through the scrolling that's weird inception buh-bye