The Sevan Podcast - Nor Cal Classic Day 2 - Mertens Dominates, Taylor Self Controversy

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

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Oh dude, this is chill. I can't believe Colton's not coming. He's the champ. He's the star of the show. Fuck you, dude. He's not the star of the show tonight. Oh, let me read comment number one. Oh shit, another show with Taylor.

Oh, no way. I made that up. This is amazing. What? Are we live? We are. All right, I'm not saying it then. No, dude.

Bryson, you can pull your. It's too good. Or if you want to be, make yourself try a different one where you're small. We deserve more room than you make yourself like a little side piece. You know what I mean? Like on the bottom, choose a different, no shoes. That's better. Yeah.

Sesame street. That's better. Yeah Bryson our side piece from Sentinel training. How about how about a dude walked right up to Bryson today like Train I saw Taylor do 24.747632 and signed up. Oh, another guy who was a NFL player walked up to you today. Yeah, he does sign the West Farnsworth. Yeah, he played for the Dolphins special teams. He's fucking yoked.

Yeah, and he snatched 280 in the warmup area or 285 in the warmup area. I think there's a really bad echo. Oh, is that my phone? Is there an echo in the comments? Better? Oh, you're not muted. Oh, they're saying better. Did you mute me? I muted you, yeah.

Yanzina, hey what's up Fergie, what's up Dick, what's up Dick Margin? JeffBaco, not what's up. Cole, Tumble, Renee Ortiz Hunter Hunter Larry Larry the shark Renee Ortiz Guys thanks for all the Love at the event. It's cool. It is cool. You know, it's cool people who watch the show that yeah, we watched the show last night Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, is event. Yeah, is Hiller loud enough? That's so funny.

Is Hiller loud enough, guys? If he's not. You guys are such butt holes with this mouth eating microphone. People wanna hear you. Mouth eating microphone. Jeff Bako, have you guys run out of lube yet? I just got a brand new tube of ointment.

Oh, let me tell that story real quick. So yesterday I go in to buy a tube of ointment at CVS and I roll in there with Hiller and Sousa. And while we're in CVS, oh, I saw a mirror in there. Shout out to a mirror and a mirror dude is competing in your division He's getting a PhD and I but fuck Frank real quick. Okay. Yeah, I'll tell you about our CVS trip right after a quick departure We're a hill or but fucks Frank I had two individuals at the West Coast Classic come up to me and informed me that Frank did

indeed pay their coach. Northern California Classic. What did I say? West Coast. Oh yeah, Northern California Classic. And they're like, hey, we really appreciate that video you made about Frank because he ended up paying us after he saw it. So every time I come in after like, Frank, you pay your coach?

Hey, but that's cool. That's cool. I mean, he's paid his coaches. That's cool, but you know why Because he was put on blast for the whole world to see and now when he's gonna put I paid all my coaches Yeah, huh, and you weren't gonna you piece of shit, but how but how would he get credit for it? Like if you like so he got called out and he stepped up and did it it is cool Yeah, it is cool. There's still a fucking piece of why can't you just bury the hatchet Frank and be like point Frank because Sorry Stupid and I don't know. I I have no if someone gets called out on something and they

And they fix it. No homie, but he never told me about it. He's like, yeah, I know I was wrong. And now I paid him. I had to have some fucking random ass people off. I was like, Hey, yeah, Frank, you owed me seven grand and I just seven being owed seven grand as a coach is insane. So that's a year's worth of coaching. Hiller.

Holy fuck. Maybe more. Dude, that's a weekend's cash. I'm face to face with this dude and he gave me a legitimate number. He's like yeah Frank would be 7k and he gave me a retroactively post your video. So it's almost like you got me paid. I'm like high five dude. Dude when I'm coaching like 15 plus classes a week. Get the fuck out of the comments section.

Who? Who's in there? Is Frank in the comments? No Frank's not in the comments. Go suck a fucking dick, Frank. Oh, wow. Hey guys, if you thought I was bad, welcome to Hiller on trend. Listen to this. Hiller on trend. He's so angry right now.

Dude, when I was coaching 15 plus classes a week at Charlotte, I made like 10 grand. Frank's like, there is nothing to do with Hiller's video. It's like, yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? The original video I made is all about you and not paying your coach, not having to run the gym. Oh, and guess what? What is your gym called now?

It's got nothing to do with CrossFit because you've refused to change your affiliation, even though you had, you're the first person that donated a nutsack in the CrossFit space. And I was like, hey, that guy, that piece of shit, CF affiliate back in Community First, he's a shit CF really effective community first thing you fucking moron it's it's Frank I think it's really a nice insult you fucking cunt that's not an insult it's not and also it's not an insult I'm on steroids it's hilarious it's hilarious you're on a steroid. Don't exaggerate. You're on one steroid. You're not on two steroids.

Everyone Don interacts with. He has fucking the juiciest whale labias on the planet. But with Frank, Don pulled his dick out and that's saying something. That's crazy. Oh look at Hilar. Hilar over here. Hilar, Hilar, can you take the wire off your, dude. Hilar weighs 179. What would have Healer snatched tonight? Probably not that much. Probably not that much.

Brace yourself, I'm gonna lift the other damn out of shape. I gotta hold my pants. All that shit is my fault. Okay, anyway, I just wanna say, on behalf of the Sevon Podcast. You want some joints, I'll have them right here. All right, let's move on. And completely norfring for the rest of time.

I just have to say thank you for paying your employees. And I think you and Healer make a great partnership of accountability. Hello, would you take him on as a client? No. Who? Frank. Who? He's a great, Hiller's a great accountability coach. Okay. So I was in CVS and I was in there with my homeboy Hiller and my other homeboy, Sousa. And we're in there and I saw Amir in there and we're walking around and I hear over the loudspeaker, Hey, if you get the vaccine here, it's free. We'll shoot you up and then we'll give you $25 gift certificate at CVS. This is in Sacramento, California. So I go up to the counter and I say, Hey, do a lot of people do that? He said, yep. A lot of people do do that here.

And then I said, can I get 10? He goes, sure. I don't recommend it. So you could get going to CVS. The guy told me I could get 10 shots in 250 bucks. That's crazy. He was totally into it too. He's like, I got the needles. He was a freak. He was a freak. Okay.

So that was nice. Screenshotting, Saxon Panjic's workouts. I like them a lot. Where do you see those? Five rounds, 40 calorie echo bike, 20 box step ups with a hundred pound D ball to 20 inches rest a minute between rounds. What are you doing that right now for? Ah, sorry.

Saxon, there's an event in December in Scottsdale. I want to invite you to if you're listening, remind me. You'll be stoked. It's a great event. What is it? It's a this event Greg's having at his house. You guys are all welcome. I mean, not you guys.

Competition? No, no. I mean, we could do a competition there. We could do a kill Taylor there. Yeah, we should do a fucking crazy kill Taylor. His gym will be done. Greg should design the kill Taylor. The workout?

Yeah. Do you think he can program anymore? Do you think he's still... I'm going to tell him he said that. Oh, dude, these are the eat you. There's some incredible stuff coming out. Not stuff for the show

today, but some amazing turn of events transpired between Andrew and Danny today, which was just beautiful stuff. Some amazing stuff happened between Taylor and the judging staff. No, it wasn't between me and the judging staff. I fucked up. But we had to deal with the judging staff and they were wonderful, wonderful group of ladies.

And then, um, also of course, Colton Mertens is just dominating as he should. It's not dominating. I'm nine, I'm eight points back, nine points back, 13 points back. Listen, listen, he's dominating. Yeah, he is. Taylor? No, Colton. Colton is dominating, yeah. Yeah, Colton's a freak. People are taking pictures with him. He's got his new haircut.

He actually looks like a Shaolin monk. Remember the My New Haircut video? We're rolling up to the club. We got new haircuts. We're all getting some pussy tonight. What movie's that? When you got your a haircut. I'm going to be able to get a new haircut. I'm going to be able to get a new haircut. I'm going to be able to get a new haircut. I'm going to be able to get a new haircut.

I'm going to be able to get a new haircut. I'm going to be able to get a new haircut. I'm going to be able to get a new haircut. I'm going to be able to get a new haircut. I'm going to be able to get a new haircut. I'm going to be able to get a new haircut. I'm going to be able to get a new haircut. I'm going to be able to get a new haircut. I'm going to be able to get a little bit. Um, one, tell us about some vent. Did you get kicked in the face? Is that today? No, but I got tangled up in Sean Sweeney's fucking buoy because he

insisted on being first in the swim. And I was like, all right, well, I'm not going to be a retard. I'm actually going to. So you got punked by, uh, you started the morning getting punked by Sean Sweeney. I didn't get punked by Sean Sweeney because I do. That's true. He insisted on being first most of the run until I was fitter for the last mile and a half, just like he insisted on being first for the first part of the swim until he was, I was fitter and he was swimming in six inches of water. And I stood up and ran past him.

Was he really swimming in six inches? Yes. Yes. And I did all, and I did the kettlebell farmer carry on broken and digged him down on the fucking rope pulley, but Sean is the shit. I really like him a lot. You dominate. Did you win that event?

I won the rope workout. Yeah. Yeah. You got off quick. You were amazing. Good job. I did the farmer's carry on broken. I don't think anybody else did. You didn't put your shoes on. No. Oh, so many people stopped to put the shoes on. Why it's sad. It's a fucking beach China. Uh, Hey, none of the chicks really did for the most. No, I saw the first guy who won the first heat, didn't put his shoes on. I was like, I'm definitely not putting my shoes on with that fucking nerd can do it. A lot of chicks didn't. The only one on the 2018 doc after he wiped out on the O core said, you got to keep moving

because otherwise someone will come and save you. You don't want to be saved. Kind of hypocritical. Oh, wow. Is that after he punctures lung and was brought back? Yeah. Uh, by the way, if you think the judging is bad in CrossFit, you should see, uh, the judging Oh, wow. Is that after he punctures lung and was brought back? Yeah. By the way, if you think the judging is bad in CrossFit, you should see, uh,

the judging at a Kansas city chief's game. Holy shit. Wow. You watch NFL. Don't pretend like you watch. I don't. I watch Instagram clips. True. Uh, Jared Ellis, uh, new shorts fund for Hiller 499.

Yeah, I got, I got holes, dude. Did you meet? Hold out. I was sitting like this. I just kind of like sit like this, right? Yeah. I got these two dude. I was sitting like this. I just kind of like sit like this, right? Yeah. I got these two holes and I'm like, you think I decided to wear underwear today? My balls would just be flying out. Did you meet Jared Ellis? I don't know. He's the preacher guy. He's there with his wife, Asian chick.

I don't think I did. Oh, you got me. Dude, we got to watch this Tucker Carlson. Yes, I did. I did. Yes, yes. We got to watch this Tucker Carlson. With Ben Carlson? Yeah, Ben Carlson. Ben Carl Oh, you got dude. We got to watch this Tucker Carlson. I did. I did. Yes. Yes We got to watch this Tucker Carlson with Ben Carlson. Yeah, Ben Carson. You're Ben Carson. You're You're going through instagram while we're on the show. What are you dude? You just said you scroll instagram clips Not well on a podcast. Well, what are you guys talking about? You're not even talking about the event today You're talking about the Kansas City Chiefs Which is in relation to cross for hillard spiegel engagement party 499 jeff bako Hey, jeff.o. Hey jeff Oh, are we gonna tell that story because that was hilarious. Yeah, we tell that story

Wait, but first I want to ask you some questions about the event. Okay, so you jump in the water You get punked by sweney. I didn't get punked. He was but you still get out before him You get tangled in the boo. You think a boo is good before you think? I've ever used home before i'm sure they add safety in a lot of circumstances and so they're probably good. It was getting in my way and I was getting really fucking annoyed. I got tangled up in the buoy like four times and then I was like well I'm gonna have to work way harder to get around them than is necessary so just let him take the lead and I swam right on his asshole for... Was there any drag from the buoy? No, I didn't notice any drag.

Before the race there was a lot of like hype that athletes were going in the water again and people were concerned like you guys could drown or something I talked to your wife she was fucking like sure yeah you were like I'm gonna go in there to the wheels off the bus muscle You have stood even in the farthest part No one can hear you It's yeah, you can't hear me through there. Oh Okay, so they get a water and then you pick up the farmers carry And they were 53 pounds the only person I think But my

You're the only person I think you can think of the entire farmers carry without putting the kettlebells in. You're buying my heat. Yeah. I think I got you. I did. Right, right. Are you good at that or are other people pussies? I do a lot of farmers carry on Sentinel. I program them a lot and I've done a lot of so many farmer carry workouts.

I think it's something that is neglected a lot by athletes. I'm not like amazing at them. Me and Jason and Bryson did this crazy farmer carry workout at Charlotte. We have these jerry cans that weigh 95 pounds each and they're like true military Jerry cans the fucking Jason lets Bryson work out with You guys just yeah, I was crazy Jason actually. Yeah, Jason. Oh wait No Bryson had to pay Jason 10 bucks to join us So Bryson pays Hopper to make his video we had to wear a mask. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah So we have these Jerry cans that are like the ones you put on the back of military jeeps. They hold like fuel and shit. We have them filled with like water and sand to make

them 95 pounds. And we did this workout. That was 800 meter farmer carry with them. And every time you broke it, you had to run back to the starting line and back. Why would you ever put them down? They're 95 pounds. How far was it? 800 meters. Street order once did that. Jason did it in like three carries. I wasn't tall. Wow. Wow. It was insane. He did it sub 20. It took me like 28 minutes. It took Bryson an hour. It took him like 45 minutes. It took you an hour. 38 minutes. Took me like 26. Took Jason 18. Hey, did you ever have to set it down? No, but when you were close to the finish line, like 10 meters out and you're like,

oh fuck. Oh no. The worst is if you broke it for the, there was an out and back. So if you broke it at the, at the out point, you had to run basically an 800 meter run. Jerry can you can't look up Jerry kid. Yeah. It doesn't help to hook grip them. That's a lie.

No, it's not. I fucking would do workouts with them all the time. Yeah, it doesn't help to hook grip them. That's a lie. No, it's not. I fucking do workouts with them all the time. You don't have a website called HillerFit? You're right. I was imagining like a gas can. It's not like a gas can. It's kind of too thick.

It's too thin. It's, if it's too thin, hey, hey, dude. It's so smooth that if you hook grip, it just rolls out. You ever hook grip your penis? No, it's too thick. It's too thick sure he's tried it. You can tie a knot over it. I'm going to put it in his own bottle. I'm pretty sure he's tried it. I'm going to put it in his own bottle. I'm pretty sure he's tried it. I'm going to put it in his own bottle. I'm pretty sure he's tried it.

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Yeah, so you guys who all, you won. Yeah. How does it feel? You like that? How does it feel to win? Yeah. Dave got fired too. Okay. So then you did the ropes. And how is the, how Dave got fired? We're announcing it here first. When you were pulling the rope, how did that feel?

12 fools. Cause you dominated. I lost count. My judge told me I did 12. So I know I did 12, but I did tell you after the workout, I was like, when I asked her how far, how many had left, she told me I had five. And I was like, Whoa, that's, there's no reason to tell this part of the story. Well, it's just true. But I, I, um, they felt good.

I went cautious for the, like, I did not try to go super fast to the first half of them. And I'm glad I didn't because I was maybe like 40 seconds ahead of Sean after the farmer carry. And I was like two or three reps ahead. And he came back and got almost even with me. Maybe he was one rep behind and then he started, and then he got to like five reps left and slowed way down. And I sp sped up you think that's his eight 30 years. No, I think I think on that movement Oh, I think that movement do that movement was weird. Like you could blow up really fast. I mean you saw Tudor Yeah Tudor blew up Tudor was get web to tutor or pulled the kettlebell like halfway up

So look the movement should the Dyson tell it there's a rope Okay. Well, I just want to to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.

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I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I had good, great body position. And, uh, Bryson, I was raping you with the camera and I don't normally use that word. I know. Yeah. Oh, did you want to be on the show? No, I told you he didn't stop. Hey, did he said you don't want to come on the show because it gets you too amped up and then you can't go to sleep. Yeah. Yeah. Because of the show is so much stimulus. We're not fucking with him anymore.

Leave him alone, dude. He's going to win. Just talk. You eat so slow, dude. That's good for you. He does eat slow. I eat so fast. All right. You eat slow though. I think you eat slow. Okay. No talking to your mic on your. So this is what happened. I finished the work. Do you want to pull your face off then? I'm going to pull my face off. Okay. Because you spent 10 years in prison. What? No, talking to your mic on your... Okay.

So this is what happened. I finished the workout. Then do you want to pull your face off then? Wait, what if you use the mic on the computer and turn off Echo? Try that. That'll work. Oh. Why don't you just use that mic, that fucking handheld thing? Hey.

Oh, yeah, use that. Take that, bro. like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like congratulating Colton. I think I was walking around swinging his dick everywhere To me on kill Taylor after beating me a fucking travel workout Yeah with a bunch of white whiteboard splits and a whole party cheering him on but anyway, I don't know what rep He was on he didn't finish the workout

So he must have only been a couple reps in but he got the kettlebell like five feet off the ground He's sitting there for like over a minute, just staring at it. And then he goes, fuck! And his hands slide through the whole rope. He tries to do one more pull and it doesn't even move. And then he just lets it fall to the ground and he gets the time cap.

His forearms, I was looking, I filmed his forearms when he was doing that. His forearms were so fucking gigantic. They were so full of blood. He had like a bicep on his forearm. Yeah. And I mean, he did, he did less than Taylor and Colton did. It was crazy. You know why? It's probably because he's an inefficient swimmer. When I was swimming,

I could feel my arms getting pumped up and I was like, I'm going to relax the fuck out of my hands. Oh, why does he literally look burnt? Well, I'm burnt. Oh my god. Like five. I showed up to the venue and five people go, dude, Hillers torched. I go, what do you mean? They're away till you see him. I'm not that bad, dude. Your neck is your neck is fucked, bro. No, no one hates you. Your neck is so fucked. Taylor, I got to see them. That's crazy. He's a side piece. Oh, that's really bad. What a completely different color. It looks pretty bad. Okay. So then Steve Flores, what's up, dude? Steven. So then, so then after that workout, you guys went into the bucket hold

So then, um, so then after that workout, you guys went into the bucket hold and you and Colton got to go at the same time. Yeah. I got a fucking dick down on the bucket hole. I don't want to talk about it. That was the dumbest fucking event ever. You were terrible at the box. I thought you were cheating. I haven't told you this, but your arms were like this. She told me I could do no, no, they were not like that. Like that. They were not like that. Look at your hands. You're doing it incorrectly.

You're like, you're either way. Either way. She said I could do that. I know she lets you, but I'm just saying no, it's not. She let me, but it shortens the it shortens the did you see the way he's doing it? Colton, did you think that was cheating? Hey, fuck face. What?

She said you could hold the buckets as high as you wanted, as long as the top of the bucket wasn't above your head. Okay. Hey, Taylor and Colton did not cheat, but someone cheated. Listen, she said this, these were the rules. Your elbows had to be an extension. Your palms had to be down. Yeah. You couldn't flex your wrist up. And as soon as the bucket came, Hey, I watch, I watch other people do it one morning and they all had their wrist up like this. Just so you know, every single person tutor, you know, who else fucking, you know, who had their thumbs up

tutor, you know, who got a hundred fucking warnings. So because I did the movement to standard, I'm gonna get my fucking anus blasted out. I hope I'm not next to you when that happens. I like that test. Like I think it's cool. They just, you have to be a fucking, you have to be a hard ass if you're judging it. You have to look at that fucker in the face say,

you're fucking done. How many warnings did you get? None, I didn't get a single warning. Did you get warnings, Colton? I don't think Colton got any warnings either. No, the warnings me and Colton got were, you're going below parallel, I'm like, yep, yep. I can't hold it up anymore.

Colton only got a warning in the last 10 seconds, but then he was done, like he was failing anyway. He got to the end. I did see a lot of people doing it like this when failing anyway. And he got the end. I did see a lot of people doing it like this when I was filming it earlier, the first day. And that's cheating hard as fuck. But they didn't, I don't think, I think they let them, the rules probably changed throughout the week or something. I didn't hear, I didn't hear the thumbs up was the worst thing.

Like holding it, uh, like this. That's a massive advantage. It's fucking bull. Whatever. It's garbage. Why do you suck at holding buckets? Cause I usually fucking come buckets. I don't fucking hold them.

Okay. Uh, so then you did that event. Do you know what place did you get in that event? Last it's not populated, but probably last dead last. Wow. It's going to, but probably last dead last. Not dead last, but definitely bottom five. Wow. It's going to be so bad, dude. Okay. And then, and then we went back to the house and we were supposed to see his fucking, I

would like to see the footage of his fucking attempt. Pull boy beat you by twice. I can't believe I can't believe, I can't believe. Maybe it's the exerciser. He's been using the exercise. What do you snatch bucking 135? Okay. We'll get there in a second. It's your water bottles. Okay. And then we, and then we went home and Hiller stayed at the event and, um, that's where he got some stuff. He got nuked by the sun.

He got nuked by the sun, but he got some incredible developments in the Danny Spiegel saga, which is fun. What happened there? Tell us what happened. Real quick. Ben Alderman's got a son. He's 14 years old. He has been running this little booth where he's selling drinks right at the venue and

he's been doing, he's making a killing at this booth right and he has all these sparkling waters and he's like hey I heard you talk to Spiegel and I go yeah because I did too she walked up and she saw that I had all these drinks and she asked how much they were they were too much for her so I'm like hey dude I mean you know what I mean they were too what do you mean they were too much for they cost her too much what did she say I'm choosing my words. No, tell exactly how it happened. You motherfucker. I'll tell you exactly how it happened For the 14 year old. Don't bury the 14 year old. Yeah, it's not his fault This is from Danny Spiegel's mouth and I'll fucking take the hit. All right, you pile that onto the 14 inch butt thing

it was a three dollar sparkling water for the the 14 year old entrepreneur and It was a $3 sparkling water for the 14 year old entrepreneur and It's fucking reasonable dude every drink in a gym and she was and apparently she said $3 for a sparkling water and she just walked away Wow, so if I was selling lemonade and someone said that to me, I'd fucking chuck it at their car if you were 14 There's that Mike is that which also there's no car to chuck at. She was walking by. I was just chucking at her, her butt. No, you wouldn't. Okay. So what happened? Okay. So what happened? So, so she refuses,

she doesn't want to pay $3. So he told me the story on my, Hey dude, I'm going to give you 50 bucks for a spark in the water, but you're going to have to go give it to her next time. And I did, I'm like, Hey dude, no pressure. You can keep the 50 bucks if you don't want to do it. But if she walks by, just like walk up to her and give it to her and say, it's from Andrew. It's from Andrew Hiller.

Cause I wanted to, you know, and he did it and he goes, Hey, it's a peace offering from Andrew Hiller. And you have the dude's got stones. The dude, the dude is cool. Balls are fat. And you have video of that. I got a video. How'd you get the video?

Same freaking way at the first onebin's buddy who was recording it and he goes, Hey dude, I did it. He did it. And he sent you the video. Are you going to post it? I'll probably post it. Yeah. Yeah, you should. Wow. That's great.

You should, you shouldn't tag him and be like, bigger than mine or rare to find. He's had some stones for 14. Imagine you're like, you know, you're like, you know, you're like, you're like, you know, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're. Well, that's great. You should, you shouldn't tag him and be like, well, bigger than mine or rare to find. He's had some stones for 14. Imagine you're at 14. Like you didn't even want to look at a girl.

Dude, my balls were inside my stomach at 14. This dude is killer. I still hadn't even kissed a girl yet at 14, dude. I hope not. I hope not. That's too young. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Do you really want to get into this? I'm just telling you, it's too young. That's too young. Oh, it's not. Yes, it is. Yeah, it is. Yes, it is. Do you really want to get into this? I'm just telling you it's too young. It's too young. Hey, if anyone calling the kettle black brother, dude, he has another story. I wasn't kissing girls at 14.

He's had a YouTube channel called cruising with Corb. Okay, bro. You think I was kissing girls at 14? I didn't even lose my virginity until I was 18. You were 18. I lost my virginity when I was 16. I lost it was like 26. So you went from first kiss to sex in less than four years.

Yes. You think that's too fast? I mean, that's just rapid development. Sophomore year was when like I started embarking on the journey of girls. I remember on snapping the first bra. I just ripped it off. Okay. So then we come home, we're at home and I was honestly when we were home, I was kind

of pissed because kind of, yes, I've on puts fucking UFC on the TV. It's the loudest fucking thing ever. Did I ask you if it's too loud? You did. And I said it wasn't. And I was laying on the couch, trying to snap, thinking I probably shouldn't nap. I don't want to have to wake up and get up for this. Why did we come home? We're only here for 45 minutes.

And you were really pissed at the bucket workout. And I was fucking pissed. You were so angry. Yeah. That was fucking stupid. Reminded me of my mom when I was a kid and she was PMSing. House was tense. Yeah, the house was tense. And then we get back in the car to go back to the venue and Hiller says, I was trying to, Oh my God. I really had to go there to get Taylor out of the zone. He had to go somewhere. He said something outrageous that no one's ever gonna repeat.

It was just so funny. And I immediately started laughing. Dude, how wicked is it that Taylor won't say it? I was in the car, fucking pissed. Savon's like, where are my camera straps? Wait a second. We came home to rest and there was a hard departure time. And then all of a sudden, about five or six minutes

before the departure time, everyone's like, Taylor's gone to the car. He wants to leave now. And so it's like we're with fucking Taylor Swift and shit. It's like everyone fucking is like, foof, and flies to the car. My shit's fucking everywhere. That was fucked up.

Yeah, that was fucked up. But I was like, I was tripping, dude. We got to warm up for a max fucking snatch So i'm tripping and i'm in the car. I'm still pissed off about the fucking bucket Uh, someone's like, oh I can't find my straps. He runs back inside I was like, I knew this was fucking happening And hillar walks up to the car and says what he said and I just fucking died laughing and then we were all good There's not one person who guessed what I said in the comments. No

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and Colton's cools a cucumber and him and Taylor walk around everywhere together like Arnold and Danny DeVito and twins. Danny DeVito. And they start warming up. I always thought you look like Danny DeVito and you want you want to take over when you're done Texting Jason Hopper time. I responded to Rick Jones. He's the fucking man. So yeah, anyway We're warming up for the snatch. My snatches were feeling good. I told Bryson I said my knee feels good squatting is feeling good So I was you know, it's feeling good

feels good. Squatting is feeling good. So I was, you know, it's feeling good. Um, I hit a couple reps at 85 pounds cause there was only 25 on a girl bar. And then I hit a couple reps at 135, couple reps, 155, couple reps, 185, then 215 and 225. Oh, your warmup is so exciting. Keep it going. I was sitting some reps, other people were hitting some reps. Mine were feeling really good You told me I was moving like a dream. I saw that too. You were moving like a dream. We're moving like a dream I typically do when I all my I really take pride in all my movement. You're a statue It's like your lower body your feet don't move at all. Like once you fucking catch the bar. It's crazy

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I go up to Bryce and I was like, do you think I should go any heavier than 245? Before I go out there, because that's what I was planning on opening with. He was like, no. And I agreed. I didn't want to go heavier than I didn't want to. I typically don't like to go past my opening weight. Um, and it was feeling very sharp. So I was felt confident.

My plan was 245 265 285 Meanwhile, I'm watching other guys warm up. Oh, what was your max lift in the warm up? 265 Which I was thinking about doing I was either gonna hit 265 or just stay at 245 stay at 245 I was looking around Saw shawn swinney missing some nazars. I looked up It's the worst story i've ever heard in my life. Dude, I have fucking mucus in my throat.

Cut me a break. For the actual event, should we go with my perspective or your perspective of the story of the event? I wanna go with- It's called Jason Hopper. I'm gonna go with my perspective. Yeah, you probably have to run it by Jason first. I'm gonna go from my perspective first,

then we'll go from yours. He's probably doing his eighth hour zone two work right now. Probably, dude. Or he's just fucking. Yeah, nevermind. Um, I, I look up and I see Tudor going for like two 35 or two 45 in the warmup period and misses it so bad. I was like, oh shit, he's not going to have a good day. Um, and me, and also I knew I could do well in the snatch well

enough to be top of the pack. But the squat clean run was going to really challenge me because I just have not been doing anything like that squat wise. I wasn't scared to squat it, but I knew I couldn't squat it as fast as most of the field and I was going to have to do just do steady singles and run as hard as I could. Um, so we go out there. My plan is 245, 265, 285 run out there.

I load the bar with a, with a blue on the inside reds on the outside. So that's two 45. And my plan was I'll add tens on top till I hit two 85 and then I'll strip the tens off for the two 45 in the workout. Okay. That way. So I'll strip. I'll strip, uh, after this story, I'll strip the tens off before the net because you'll have a one

minute reset. You'll bring the beginning of the next workout. And the workout was 40 meter run, max lift snatch on a five minute window, one minute rest, 10 squawklings at 245, a 400 meter run for time. All right. So I, I got on my run. I'm running nice and easy. Me and Colton are like right next to each other jogging. We both pull up on the last like hundred meters of the 400, which was smart. I get back, touch by the rig, pull my knee sleeves up, stick 245, I'm like, wow, it felt great.

Put 10s on, stick 265, wow, it felt great. I look around, I'm like, oh shit, I don't have any more 10s. I have greens and change. So I take the 10s off, I put greens and a five on thinking, okay, 275 plus fives is 285. Take a minute, take a minute. I'm looking at the clock. It's at like 425, got like 35 seconds left. I'm like, all right, fuck it. It's 285. I know I can hit this. Encrypt the bar. I set up and I break the bar off the floor. And I'm like, holy fuck, this is the

heaviest bar I've ever pulled off the floor. And I thought as soon as I pulled it off the floor, I'm like, there's no way I'm making this lift, but I was really fast underneath. Locked it out, stood up. I was like, awesome. Fuck. Yeah. No stumble. Nothing. Beautiful.

It was clean. I was like, uh, damn, that's the heaviest I've snatched. And you know, since granted games, 2021, I was really stoked about it. I walked over at Bryce and smashed him on the fucking knuckles, like even the heaviest I've snatched. And you know, since granted games, 2021, I was really stoked about it. I walked over at Bryce and smashed him on the fucking knuckles, like giving the hardest fist bump ever. I was stoked and I had to declare my weight. So I told my judge 245, next lift 65, next lift 285.

Do the next event, do my squat clean singles. I'm like one of the last to fucking finish the barbell, but I passed like four or five people on the run. Cause it was two workouts. If you don't know, he had to do two workouts in a row. So a minute later, another workout started. It was 10 clean and jerks and then a run. So I was warming up or I was cooling down on the assault bike and someone's like, how

do you feel? I was like 285, dude. I'm really stoked with that. I mean, it was a really hard lift. It wasn't the prettiest lift, but it wasn't ugly. How come when you walk off, you walk off, you're the first person when the workouts done'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I fucking moment a little more, bro. So anyways, I'm in the back riding the assault bike. Someone's like, how do you feel? I was like, I'm really happy with that.

That was what I had. 285 was what I had and it felt good. And then Bryson walks over and he's like, I'm like 285. He's like, you hit 305. I was like, no, I hit 285. He was like, goes back and looks at his camera. Did you second guess yourself, Bryson, when he said 285? Or did you know you were looking at?

But I know what I was looking at. So he went back to his- There's no way it could have been 285. When you saw him put on 305, we were like, what's this retard doing? No, because before when he was warming up, he hit 245 in the warm up area and it comes over to me, he's like 315. I was joking. I was joking.

I was joking when I said that, but I said it with a completely straight face,. I was joking. I was joking. I was joking when I said that, but I said it with a completely straight face. So I know he thought I was serious. I thought he's dead serious. I didn't think he would hit 315, but I thought he was dead serious. Wow. I said 315 and I was really just, it was like, it was like a 365 split shirt comment is why I was saying that. And that's kind of a different story. But anyways, so I said that and uh, I was like, no, I hit 285 and he goes kind of a different story. But anyways, so I said that and I was like, no, I hit 285 and he goes back and checks his camera. He's like, hey, a blue plus a red plus a green plus a five is 305. And I was like, what? So I run over to the floor. The judges

were all in circles. Like, Hey, uh, and then, uh, from there, we just had to go pull the foot. Susa, how did that go suit? We had to come home, get the footage, export it. And then you took it back. How did that go? Easy. They were still there. The judges an hour and a half after the event. Did you see that?

Oh, so we're not going early. What is this? That picture. So what happened? So, so I want to hear the story real quick. Yeah. So when we went back, it was super easy because it was a get started. I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to go ahead and get started.

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I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to go ahead and get started. Um, Lizzie showed them that you could see the fives on either side. He's like, yep, it's all looks legit. And then, uh, we watched him do the snatch and Blair Morrison, Blair Morrison goes, wow, that's a good lift. And the chick goes, okay, so is that what we're going with? 305. And he goes, no, that's what Taylor got. 305. Oh shit. Yeah.

Blair. Thank you, dude. And I got to say, if I had known 305 was on the bar, I would have not made the lift, which is crazy, but as soon as I pulled5 was on the bar, I would have not made the lift, which is crazy. But as soon as I pulled the bar off the floor, I thought, I remember thinking specifically, holy fuck, this is not 285. I can power 265, dude, and I can make it fly off the ground.

So 285 is like a, I know I can hit it, but it's still pretty heavy for me. And when I pulled that off the floor, I was like, what in the fuck is on this bar? So the score in there right now for all the people who are looking at the scoreboard or seeing the wrong score. No, it's correct. Now they update. Oh, it is.

First, I'm in second, two is in third. Is the bucket holding? No. Oh, I'm going to be in last place when the bucket hold comes in. You suck, dude. Fuck you. Hiller. I had to wait 10 minutes for that story to finish.

And so Colton, I was watching, I was watching the whole thing. I Fuck you, Hiller. I had to wait 10 minutes for that story to finish. And so Colton, I was watching, I was right up with my camera right up where you were doing snatches. And at the end there looked like there was some sort of debacle, not as bad as Tudor's. Like Tudor had a fucking serious problem at the end. Like trying, like he was trying to load the ball in the last minute. I don't think Tudor made a lift in the last minute.

And like he was like watching to see someone else's lift. Oh, Ilya, Ilya, the Ukrainian in the last minute. I don't think Tudor made a lift in the last minute. And like, he was like watching to see someone else's lift. Oh, Ilya, Ilya, the Ukrainian kid at three 15. He's the only guy that beat me in the warmup area. I was like a game of fist bump. He's like, yeah. And then he looked at me like he was expecting me to say, and I was like kind of taking it back. I was like, Taylor, he was like, nice to meet you.

I was like, oh, he's going to destroy everyone. No, he's not. He's not going to destroy this weekend, was like oh he's going to destroy everyone. No he's not. He's not going to destroy this weekend but like give him like maybe a decade. No he won't make it another 10 minute time. He'll never have the engine that I have but he might become a games threat. He might. What does that mean? He's someone I could see that guy his body type I could see him having an insane amount of potential. He's clearly strong as fuck. He's just got to develop a motor. What happens first? He learns the English language or makes the games? I don't know. This is what I always question. Sometimes I look at Hiller, sometimes I look at people and I wonder, man, like if you have a really high degree for like a high psychological

tolerance, I feel like you can get your cardio really good because really what I feel like it is for the most part is just your ability to endure discomfort. But then I see athletes who work on it for so long and I'm like, you just, maybe it's genetic. They just can't, like, I just don't understand how they have not improved their You're referring to John Young. Someone like John Young, for example, or someone like Jack Farlow, for example, or someone like Tudor Magda, where it's like they're

I also think suffering is very relative some people Think they're going very very hard, but they're not there's levels to it They don't know exist so that's and that's what I think and that's why if that's gonna be the case for this kid Like if it's not genetic base and it's Levels of suffering he's probably seen some shit where he will have a high psychological tolerance And I think he can probably just fine Colton, do you remember having breakthroughs on that? Yeah, it's a constant kind of thing. Like you always, you think like, oh shit, I'm on a different level now. And then like six months later, like, wow, and now there's a new one. You get to keep on

pushing it and not accepting that where you are is at the highest level you can be at. Right. And you just keep finding new motivations and new tactics to push yourself. And like the intensity that I train at now is harder than what I used to compete at five years ago. I feel like that's something that you should be trying to progress all the time. Wow. Yeah, I've never heard of it like that. That is savage. Hey, Stu Baca's in fucking, he's top 10, dude. Stu Baca's in the fucking- Oh, he's in Stuuuunz. That's awesome. Stu Baca's in sixth place. Hey, dude.

Stu Baca has the cutest girlfriend. She looks just like the Hawk Tooie chick. Did I say that on the show yet? I think you may have. Oh, that's crazy. Wow, Stu Baca murdered the runners who lived. I saw her and I just thought of the Hawk Tooie chick. She's adorable.

I walked up to her. I'm like, do you read books? And she goes, yeah, I come here to read books. And she was messing with me. And I'm like, that's real weird. And then I look at Stu and he's walking over. I'm like, this is your chick? And he goes, yeah, that's my chick. Hey, why was she, why'd you ask that? Was she reading a book? I was just walking around like talking to random people and just chick sitting there with a book. I'm like, what do you, what do you bring a book to a CrossFit event for?

I come here to read them and I'm like, she's messing with me. I can't believe I did better on the book. I'm like, what are you, what are you bringing a book to a crosshead event for? I come here to read them and I'm like, she's messing with me. I can't believe I did better on the squawk lane run than I did on the handstand. I really do eat. So what kind of meat does stew eat horse meat horse meat? Can you tell us that story? Bryson talked to Stu a little bit today. Yeah.

I interviewed Stu because I noticed he wasn't hook gripping in the warmup area on his snatches. And I walked up to him and I was working on his grip. I'm at a freaking competition. He was like, he's like, yeah, I just really need to work on it. So I just don't hook grip. And I was like, okay. And then I thought the conversation was over. So I turned the camera off and I like started to turn around and walk away. And he's like, are you ever eat horse meat? And I was, and I just turned back.

I was like, no. And I thought, oh, I'm just I turned the camera off and I like started to turn around, walk away. And he's like, are you ever eat horse meat? And I just turned back. I was like, no. And I thought he was going to tell me why he asked that. But he just like stared off into the distance. Didn't say anything. It was kind of quiet for a couple of seconds.

So I was like, so I was like, I was like, uh, do you? And he was like, uh, when I, when I'm feeling like a savage, I do rich is fucked, which is totally fucked. He just posted a picture of a dead animal. And he was like when I when I'm feeling like a savage I do rich is fucked Rich is totally fucked. He just posted a picture of a dead animal. He's gonna lose a thousand dollars He's in the middle of a story about fucking stew eating horse meat We stay off of Instagram when you're on hey, dude No, when Taylor's ready to leave we all leave when Taylor wants to talk about something else. We all talk about what Taylor So he so he does eat horse meat I mean, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

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I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. He can be here. They're like, who's your fit stew for do we got to get him on the show? Yeah We should interview him. Uh, you stew is people kept asking who's your favorite caller? Who's your favorite caller? I was like definitely stew baka and I they're like, who's that? I was like the guy I called the crayon eater He's a fucking hey all the dudes have been on the phone who are here coolest They are cool. Hans is cool. Yeah, I passed h on the run, fucker. He ain't that cool. Okay, cool. What happened to you? You look like you'd never used weights before when I saw you trying to load your bar at the end there. Yeah, I didn't look at Z what change weights and stuff

we were going to have and I reloaded the bar with a 55 and a 45 to start out with. So that way, once we got done with the snatches, I could just trip it back down to that quickly and get to the clean weight and that put me in a position where I wasn't going to be able to hit 285 unless I stripped the bar all the way back down and reset it. I didn't have time to do that so I got like part of the way through that and said fuck it and then just went for 280. Hey let me let me ask you this I saw you when you were putting on the change plates you put on the you put on the I forget what was, the 10s and the 5s. There were two little ones.

Maybe it was 5s and 2 and 1 halfs. I don't remember. But you put them on in the right order. If you're in a hurry, do you have to put them on in the right order? I'm like, oh, why doesn't he just slap the 5s over the 2 and 1 halfs? That just habit, or you have to do that by the rules?

No. No, I just habit. OK, so you could have put the bigger ones on the outside for if time was an issue. I mean, so yeah, probably still you still took fourth in the snatch. Support for today's episode comes from one skin. Do you have a little too much fun this summer? You know what I mean? A little too much time in the sun. It's no secret that UV rays can take a toll on our skin, leaving it dry, tired, and less vibrant. If you want to hit that undo button on UV-induced aging, say hello to one skin, your secret weapon against the summer's toll on your skin. One Skin products are all

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Snatchers first. Okay. So that second event you come in and you go out there and you have to power, you have to clean how many times? 10 squat cleans at two 45. And how many did you come in and you go out there and you have to power you have to clean how many times? 10 squat cleans at 245 and how many did you do in a row? I did eight unbroken then I did two singles to finish it out. And why did you do those two singles? Why didn't you do all ten? I don't fucking know. I was worried about my legs getting tired for the run

So I was what I was expecting on that event is I thought I need to get a lead because people are gonna run me down From this 400 So I could have I mean it could have done all ten on broken but I was worried about it affected my run too much I just did two quick singles and Tutor took off a little bit before me and I caught him on the run, but didn't make up enough ground to pass him Yeah, oh because of the lanes Yeah, I passed Sean Sweeney, same thing. And I passed him by a bit and I was like, I got him. And then when I crossed the finish line, I saw he just

like beat me because he was in an early lane. So I saw Tudor leave and then you left. And then by the end, you guys, you were right behind him. You were right on his tail. And then he went in his lane and you went in your lane. So you took second in that event. Yep. Do you think that if you would have done those all 10 of those, that would have been enough to stay ahead of them? If I could have ran just as fast, then yeah, that's a big gift though. Right. Yeah.

Um, six people tied for fourth on the two 80. That's not even a lot. No, it's not that many. When you take off, when you take off after doing those 10, uh, squat cleans at two 45, does it take a while for you like to feel like your legs are yours Are they all weird at first on it actually felt really good it did Yeah, I felt good right away, and I was I was starting to catch tutor right away I didn't know if I was gonna go to pass him because I knew he'd have a pretty good kick at the end

He's pretty pretty good sprinter the bucket champ is in the chat Fucking pool boy. Hey, what's your video bit? Yeah Yeah show us your video and also I just want to take a moment I just want to take a moment We want beat you and Colton and tutor if you know if you had to guess if you had to guess who would Smack who would destroy everyone in the max snatch you would be To the Vickowski tutor tutor Magda. Yeah, you going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

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I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to second. I love John. Wait a second. What? No, I'm not that I'm just joking. The other thing, the other person I beat is Elijah Muhammad. Everybody's, Oh, the fucking lift every, every day guy. What, how did Elijah do? He had two 60. So just so you guys know, you can get stronger doing crossfit sentinel training, not if you ask Tanner shock, dude, Tanner shucks a dumb fuck.

He could never snatch 305 and he does a five by five back squat. He could never snatch 305. You need a straight train with Tanner, Chuck does a five by five. Careful. He's natural, dude. You're all juiced up. Shit. Do you think Tanner's natural? Do I? Yes, dude. He looks like a little bitch. Stop it, dude. Tanner, Chuck. He looks way better than I knew. He's like a buck 65, dude.

No way. He's yoked. He's not a buck 65. You're high on track. Put like a 50 mil camera lens, you'll look like you're 245. It doesn't matter what kind of camera you put on me, dude. I'm pale. I have no definition.

I'll burn your ass and make you look like you're yoked. If you could spray, Tani, I no looking dude oh Barry McCaulkin are helping snatch 315 oh shit who helping through he snatched 315 kids look you shouldn, you shouldn't have brought him up. Shouldn't have brought him up. I think Frank jumped off his house. Good. What shoes are you wearing for the comp? You're wearing the BORN Primitives. BORN Primitives.

You are? I wore, I wore, I'll tell you what- You snatched a 305 in the BORN Primitives? Yeah. I'll tell you what I wore for every event. For that event, for both those workouts, the snatch and the squad clean, I wore the BORN Primitives. And they were honestly, like there were guys running in Met snatch and the squat clean, I wore the Born Primitives. And they were honestly, like there were guys running in Metcons, I'm very glad I wore those.

I don't like running in any CrossFit shoes, but those felt fine. The Born Primitives. For the four of me to run. I wouldn't run a long distance running them, but for that event, they were awesome. The trail race, I wore my Sakoni Endorphin Speeds, which are like the best running shoes. They have a Fiber glass plate not carbon fiber. They have a plate but it's not like the crazy advantage nike. It's plastic plate. Um then event two

Was what was oh I wore my vivo barefoot shoes and not like trainers really weird. They're fucking awesome They're all leather. It's like i'm i'm a native american. I'm like walking around and fucking deer moccasins. Those are what, what event did you wear those for? I wore those in the handstand walk event and the total bar. Complex. Oh. Vivo barefoot hand grips. Hey, what, what, what gloves was Tudor wearing during that rope? He was wearing fucking Walmart gardening gloves like a dumb ass Where the I do I love you and and we are Dishwashing gloves, but I just need tutor to know that just because they call you a dumb ass or a fuckhead doesn't mean I don't

Like you people have to get that through there. They got just cuz he says he likes you doesn't mean he actually likes you That's maybe true, too. But I do I do like tutors. He works really hard. He looks like he's fucking he cares a lot So I like that. Yeah, but why can't he ever just do anything right he's young and he needs a coach who actually knows what they're doing and isn't a fucking idiot hounston seems to know what he's doing the coach that he has here with him seems legit yeah that's yeah and he's a cool dude seems cool as fuck yeah he was spying on me and colton doing the bucket hold what's up bro? What was that? What was up with that? World. Stop it. No, no, no, no, no. You had an audience of 40. He came over like a pack of vultures as soon as we got over to the, to the bucket. Me and Colton didn't go to that fucking tent once this weekend to watch other people do the workout. No, because we're not fucking cucks.

His coach is standing there. His coach is standing. Listen, his coach is standing there with the sunglasses on. Tutored walked away. I look at his coach. I go, what's up? He goes, what else are you doing? You fucking gay wad? I didn't say that. I did, dude. What do you say? He was like nothing. They were just like, Hey, but tutor went right after them. It wasn't like he was there to what he found out what time they went. That's exactly what he did. He wasn't on the schedule. No, he saw. Let's go over there. He saw us. Our team. Our team. Our team. Our team. Our team.

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Has he ever made a post about you? Yeah. Now what? Has he? I think so. Damn. God dang it. You're right.

Now what? Bill's a G. Got nothing. The event is amazing. It's so much fun. It's been a lot of fun. Yeah. I think that we were talking today, it's one of the funnest events, if not the funnest

event any of us have ever been to. You got to come. This is the end of venue, dude. One, the Airbnb, California peptides, Sarah Cogs. Holy shit. This Airbnb is crazy. Did you say it was really cool? What? The Airbnb. Okay, dude, stop.

Unless you go upstairs. Oh yeah. Poor Colton. Hey, Colton Shut the fuck up dude. Shut the fuck up. He slept in 84 degree heat the first night. Stop. Stifing. No, it's kind of into the seventies. It has. Yeah. I'm going to have to turn the heat on tonight.

Savon got us a couple fans. One is blowing the colder up there. And the other one is blowing the cooler. And the other one is blowing the cooler. And the other one is blowing the cooler. And the other one is blowing the cooler. And the other one is blowing the cooler. And the other one is blowing the cooler.

And the other one is blowing the cooler. And the other one is blowing the cooler. And the other one is blowing the cooler. And the other one is blowing the cooler. And the other one is blowing the cooler. And the other one is blowing the cooler. And the other one is blowing. No, it's kind of into the seventies. It has. Yeah. I'm gonna have to turn the heat on tonight. Savon got us a couple of bands. One's blowing the cold air up there and the other one's blowing on my feet.

That's nice. You're just heat tolerant. That's all. The venue's so cool. The vibe at NorCal is cool. Ben Alderman and Blair Coolish. Ben Alderman and the fact that Ben's son did that to Danny is like that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. Yeah, you are a G for dropping a 50. So for all you ask, some chick on the, on the Instagram called Hiller and I, oh, wife beaters. I don't know. My favorite G strip by the way. Wife beaters. Listen, you little slut.

You ever fucking helped us? You listen to me, you little slut monkey. Yeah, she's a whore. Listen to me, you little slut. Have you ever fucking supported a 14 year old entrepreneur with a $50 bill and then given him the opportunity to talk to a fucking, the fucking a whore. Listen to me, you little slut. Have you ever fucking supported a 14 year old entrepreneur with a $50 bill and then give him the opportunity to talk to a fucking, the fucking a super beef like Danny Spiegel? That's what Hiller did today. Got a 14 year old to remember him

a moment in his life that is a dream to talk to Danny Spiegel and made 50 bucks and got to meet YouTube star Andrew Hiller. And Alexis is winning the beating contest. One to nothing. The what contest she knocked me the fuck out once. So, but I scared her. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. And him and his wife had been in one fight and she won. You fucking slut. Listen, if we're in an argument on the internet and you're like defending the kiddie porn in California, don't come back with me. Like you're a wife beater.

Like we're talking about you being a pit pet up. Don't defend Kitty born. No. Well, if you are going to defend it, don't come with, I'm a wife beater. I'm trying to find the lady who I kicked the water bottle at. She told me she tagged me, but I can't find her. She had a video. I got point of view. What's the water bottle at she told me she tagged me but I can't find her. She had a video like a point of view. It was the water bottle. She tagged you. Oh Jeannie, she's cool. Here's the thing, here's the thing guys in all seriousness, if someone is on the internet selling poison and they're telling you it's good for you, wouldn't you be proud of Andrew

Hiller if he went over there and was like, yo, this person's selling poison. Don't buy it from them. What about Sporty Beth? Or would you say Hiller stop bullying that person? You have Sporty Beth, who is fucking a walking poster child for type two diabetes, trying to normalize her fucking lifestyle. And Andrew Hiller calls her out on it. And instead of saying thank you because Sporty Beth might lead people down this path of retardation, you attack Andrew. What the fuck is wrong with you? Well, I get it. Your fucking dad diddled you. So you hate all men.

Your boyfriend beat you. You hate all men. And now you want to project, project onto Andrew. Show a little fucking discipline. Six five blue eye trust fund husband. Just fucking show a little bit of discipline and realize Andrew's not the guy who diddle you or fucking beat you or whatever. He's a guy who's pointing out someone is peddling poison on the internet and just thank him. It's more you bet that my arch nemesis and that's all you have to think. She's the band of my existence. It's crazy. I bet you if you were putting out a fire, I bet you if you were putting out a house,

they'd be like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I that's all you have to think. It's just fucking free. She's the band of my existence. It's crazy. I bet you if you were putting out a fire, I bet you if you were putting out a house, these people are so retarded. If there was a house full of babies on fire and Hillary was putting it out with a fucking watering hose, you fucking climate change morons would come out and say, fucking wasting water. Like go fuck yourself.

Sporty Beth wouldn't even know how to work the fucking hose. You could throw her on top of the fire and put it out. I mean, there'd be like a carbon emissions plus on the planet at that point. Yeah. They said that they were going to throw Sporty Beth into a burning house. YOLO. Okay. Dude, we, I got to get a bunch of CrossFit bumper stickers that say cool shit like grace

or Isabelle where people have the 26.2 Same style sticker, but just like or just say 30 snatches. What that's cool Oh on my car, you know how you know i'm thinking about switching all my fucking attention to og fit savan has the most savan has the most passive aggressive like I'm voting for trump redneck sticker on his car ever that you could have in Santa Cruz. So you're in Santa Cruz, so you're not expecting to see anything conservative. But hey, what sticker did we, I was in the car with Lizzie. Let me see if I can find. What sticker do I have on my car? The American flag. Oh yeah, yeah, the American flag.

The most passive aggressive, like I'm voting for Trump. Um, let me It is hey, that's why I bought that. I know I know. Oh, this is what this is what the sticker I saw in santa Cruz not woke Wow It was on a brand new tundra too like a fucking 70 000 truck Not woke on the tailgate. They're pretty gay. No, they're not tundras are sick as fuck. You're an idiot American only by American. Huh? Don't come after the Yodders What do you mean? Yeah, I like I like Toyota's Yoder's all right. Anything else Bryson, would you like to add anything?

Good Colton got a bunch of steaks. We don't have an early morning tomorrow. Your name is not Colton. Oh, we don't we don't have to go No, check this out. Well, we should probably get home and go ahead say something Fuck wish Dude that middle workouts gonna be so fucking hot Colton, would you ever go to Tory and Pro? Yeah, maybe I'll go next year. There you go. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro.

I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro.

I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro.

I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I'm going to go to Torian pro. I don't absolutely had a blast meeting all you guys today. Oh, yeah, Steven. You're a cool ass dude, bro Come hang anytime dude. Love seeing you a Bryson looks like seems eject forearms Bryson looks like his backup plan if he doesn't become a games athlete is to Also fail at becoming a NASCAR driver, oh shit, he does look like a NASCAR. He looks like a fucking he looks like a fucking tired He looks like the guy goes Like I got it done fast that time Ricky he's got his big fat chop in You might have to someone else might have to read these I can't see hey Bryson does have his motorcycles license Bryson can ride a bike. He can ride a lot more than that, but. For Taylor foot scrub fund.

Dude, my fucking feet don't need scrubbing. No, he has nice feet. You're sick, fuck. He has nice feet. Your feet are horrendously gross. Oh, because they're brown on the bottom. Julia's cool, me and you too. Thanks for rocking the Vindicate CEO.

If Sevan was as white as me, his feet would be way darker on the bottom. I'm not a big fan of your show. I'm a big fan of your show. I'm a big fan of your show. I'm a big fan of your show. I'm a big fan of your show. I'm a big fan of your show. I'm a big fan of your show. I'm a big fan of your show. I'm a big fan of your show.

I'm a big fan of your show. I'm a big fan of your show. I'm a big fan of your show. I'm let me ask you Colton. Have you ever stayed with a competitor like this before? No way. Yeah. Luke Schaeffer. Oh, he's cool. Way back in the day.

Have you ever stayed with a competitor? Who is more of a threat to you winning that? Who won the event when you and Luke Schaeffer went? Frazier. Oh, what was it? Dubai. Oh, wow. We did some of that.

I mean, Granite games. We did Granite games. Who did better? You or Luke Schaefer? He always beat me. Oh, he did? That was when you were very young though. Is he still in the game? No, he went to the games, uh, the COVID year and why he was in med school and then he quit competing to focus on becoming a doctor. He was the only person to do squat cleans on that. Occasionally. Awful. He's the only person to do squat cleans on that occasionally awful. He does the kilo train programming Hey, is it weird to be here is like the kind of like the most senior person like it's pretty obvious It doesn't feel like it. It doesn't just like hanging out. No, but I don't mean like in this house I mean like just when you go to the event like you're the guy that weird. No, dude. I'm always the fucking man

That's true. That's true. And what did you think about staying with Taylor? Did you think it was going to overwhelm you a little bit? Like you were just going to have to be like, Hey dude, I'm locking you in your room. Like, did you ever think you're going to have to send him to his room or anything? We hung out a lot at the quarterfinals and also the week I came down for the open. So I knew that hanging out with him and Bryson was a lot of fun and just could like relax and chill.

Yeah. I'm so surprised how much you guys hang out together. You guys get to the event, you hang out here, you go to the venue, you hang out together the whole time, you guys go to the car the whole time. Shave each other's heads and shit. Yeah. You guys are like almost like on a team together. We inject each other with steroids.

We do. Hey, would you have to do it? like almost like on a team to get each other were steroids. Hey, would you have to do it? Since he said a 30 pound PR on his snatch, would you have to do a Natty or not? On him? It's not a 30 pound PR. It was the rage that almost murdered that child that would have done it. So we have two, two points. I showed immediate remorse after I feel like a road user would have been like, Oh, that lady, that lady loves you too, dude.

She, she's so cool with you. She came over to me. She was like, dude, it's not a, dude. She's so cool with you. She came over to me. She was like, dude, it's not a big deal. She's cool. I told her you were losing your shit at the house. It was such a bad, it was just a bad emotional roller coaster. It was just a bad from the estrogen that also comes

testosterone. You're such a cool dude. If I took steroids, I would look a lot better. You also have more hair. Really? No, no. It makes bald people grow hair. Oh shit.

Uh, two weeks ago, uh, Taylor had a full head of hair. I'd be able to see your nuts from here if you didn't take steroids. That's because I started smoking weed when I was really young. So your balls are small? Yeah. Whoa. No. What the fuck? No.

No. Okay, you're not on steroids. I agree. But the nuts thing is just stupid, dude. How small are they? It's not, you fucking idiot. They're not that small, dude, but they're not fucking donkey nuts.

It's not like I'm a billy goat walking around and you've got these two fucking lemons in my scrotum. I came off for like a couple months might You're lying you're lying No You're lying you're lying dude, I have to ask alexis like the most closely resembled fruit You're not dude. They got bigger than they were before like imagine a golf ball, but longer Someone would be like an egg and a grape Golf ball, but longer. That's a big range. You mean when you're on or off? That's huge dude Oh like two golf balls pushed together, but longer because they're ovals right? Yeah, mine are like

Like those ping pong balls over there a Little bigger and a little longer. Oh my god. Mine are like strawberries. My actually perfect. Yeah But bigger that's not that's not crazy bigger and longer. You don't think that's big for one testicle. Oh my longer. You don't think that's big for one testicle? Oh my. But just hanging between your legs. Put that next to your microphone and it's like, yeah. So we had to minus the Coke can shaft, but yeah. So we had to go back on. So many guys got their fucking junk mash doing the pullovers. I didn't. I didn't. I did once. Hey, the cool, my, my most proud part of this weekend is I was so hit or miss on the hit one in the warm up area. I'd miss it. And then on the floor, I made no mistakes. What'd you get? Eight, seven, eight, which I Trista Smith do that complex. No, I don't ever work out.

It was insane. She was in the warm up area. Take notes. Wicked. Yeah. She's basically attached to the bar. I'm going to show you what's what did she get on her first day of training? She's got a lot of energy. She's got a lot of energy. She was in the warm area. You should take notes. Wicked. Yeah, she's basically attached to the bar. I'm gonna show you. What's what did she get on her score?

How is she doing? She's in first right now. Oh, shit. They don't have the bucket scoring either yet, but right now. Yeah, she definitely didn't beat a bunch of girls on the bucket. Look at this. How come I don't see any of the girls? They had like the opposite schedule of us today. Holy shit. Yeah. She makes all you guys look like idiots.

Wow. Of course. Kipping it real poster. Why? Hey, she got 15. I, that's what I told her to get. Shoot. She got 15 CJ.

Gerald got 14. So I told her she needed to get 15. And she just listened to you? That's cool. Hey, did you watch any of the girls' comp? Yeah. How is it? Well, I haven't seen any of the female athletes.

Yeah, because you guys get the fuck out of Dodge in a second, and these guys are off the floor. And you're like, hey. And I'm in the middle of talking to someone, and I look at my wrist and go, dad's calling. Hey, are they doing the opposite schedule as the boys? No. It's weird. It was weird how that works today. But yesterday we didn't.

It was like guys, girls. And it was like, it was like that for a couple of events yesterday, right? Yeah, yesterday I think the boys went first and the girls went right after on the same event. And today I think they did the barbell and running this morning and then the swim in the evening, I think. Yeah, you guys rode at the same time. And I went to hang out with the chicks. Any other cool stories? Anything crazy happen there? A guy walked up to Bryce. I talked to a lifeguard. He said he made two saves. Really? Wow. What? And then I asked him to define what that meant. And he's like, people went and they just like hung out on my board for a little bit. And I'm like, ah, I thought it'd be a little bit deeper than that. Wow. You didn't like make a safe. You like assisted. Yeah.

It's like an assist. 838 swimmers and if I didn't define what a save was, I could have just written an article like two saves made at the North health. Oh, you can get a job at the morning Chaka. Oh damn. That would have been it. Yeah. All right. I started to piss myself when he said that my name was not on the list. I was like, I a job at the morning chocolate. Oh damn. That would have been it. Yeah.

All right. I started to piss myself when he said that. I know you did not. No injuries today. I didn't see a single ambulance at the event. Anyone? There were a lot yesterday though. I think they made up for the whole weekend.

It's gonna be hot as fuck during that workout tomorrow at noon. We have one at 11.48, is it? Or 11. I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow. I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow. I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow. I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow. I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow. I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow. I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow.

I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow. I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow. I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow. I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow. I'm going to be doing a workout tomorrow you're gonna feel from fucking doing this workout You think so yeah a hundred percent that bad It's a it's a it's basically 45 burpees 45 kettlebell hang snatches six rope climbs as fast as you can possibly do them That's gonna hurt

He'll or what? Yes, you're gonna hurt Colton, maybe let's see how fast my road clams are. It's going to be me or Colton. Yeah. I'm going to be the first one to win. I'm going to be the first one to win. I'm going to be the first one to win. I'm going to be the first one to win. I'm going to be the first one to win. I'm gonna fucking destroy him in that workout. Can you win that one Colton?

Maybe you might fast how fast my road climbs are it's gonna be me or Colton It is because there's only one person at that event better than me at burpees. That's Colton There's probably only a couple people there better him at road climbs and I'm one of them who's better you at road climbs anyone At that I think Taylor's probably the best at real claims at the event. Yeah, and but it's it's six It's not a time except maybe the six five dude might get him. Yeah, that's true There is one really tall guy, but he's he's huge though. Yeah. Yeah I know. Um, so it's a hundred foot rope once though. He told me no way Yeah, I can't do Russian translation really good, but I thought it translated 100 centimeters. Hey, what about this? Hey, did you ever did you ever think of movement, but I think like your cycle time, like some,

something in there is like slower. Like when I watch you on kill Taylor and there's like high rep, like snatches and shit. I feel like I see people like pulling down harder than you. I don't know about that. I can that's here. It depends on the worker. No dude. Look at my, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not rep like snatches and shit. I feel like I see people like pulling down harder than you. I don't know about that. I can sit here. It depends on the work. No, dude, look at my fucking 24.1. I was flying and only one guy beat me. Oh, okay. I've murdered everyone else. You know what I mean? It's like, it's not bad to compare to the pro.

Just your reps are just so clean that there's not, you're not ever really blurring the line. Well, I'm going to blur the line tomorrow on that workout. I'm not going to blur. I will not be blurring the line on the thruster workout, but I will blur the kettlebell hang snatches and the burpees. Hey, how does Tudor mess up that workout? Which workout?

He messes up every workout. Which workout? The burpee victim. Probably exploding on the rope climb. I don't know. He's going to climb someone else's rope. What do you mean, you know everything? He's going to get climbed. So I mean, everything he's going to get, he's going to halfway up the rope. He's going to sit there, look at the top. But it was like, and listen, tutor, if you're hearing this, this is, this is why you film yourself. We want you to be in our friend group.

You film yourself. We want you to be in our friend group. You're a shooter. We love we're assholes, but we want you to be in our friend. We are the biggest dicks. You ever meet, but this is the thing he's got such cooler friends than us. He's got James Sprague and Alan Pepper. They probably treat him like so. No, but this is the thing. They don't like the evil version of them. Way more fun. Yes. And you don't get good critical feedback from those fuckheads. Listen, if this is why you film yourself working out,

so you see if you do anything gay, you don't have to do that anymore. So when you say fuck, don't say, say fuck practice in the mirror for me. I, I literally had a conversation with a chick today at the coffee shop looking thing and you can't say the word without having an angry undertone. I never thought I would hear this conversation later in the same day. Oh, she said that? Like, get me a fucking water was something that I think her husband said to somebody.

She goes, yeah, I felt pretty bad. I'm like, you really can't say that nice. Cause she was, yeah, he didn't mean it in a bad way. I'm like, well, I can't say it in a nice way. Well, if you're telling him, how can Tudor say, give me a water. Give me a water. But would it be not mean or. Yeah. You say, Hey, give me a water, bro.

You say, give me a water. Give me a water. I gotta take a shot. I don't know. So, uh, clock said SoCal has better water, uh, better weather than NorCal. I don't think that's true. Maybe when I was young, it's a motherfucker. Even for time posted, it was like one 15 yesterday. And where SoCal.

Yeah. Yeah. And SoCal. It's all, it's always five or 10. Potter there. I mean, if it's always five, Oh, wait, you mean water Palooza SoCal? Like San Diego.

Well, that's going to be good because it's going to be at the ocean. But I mean, if you go, if you go inland, it's always five or 10 degrees. Sorry. I thought you lived in a different country. Oh, Roderick, I mean, for time guy. Oh, he's in California. How long have we been there? We talked about guns together.

Oh, that makes no sense. It's California. I know. It's California. I know. That's what I thought. I don't know why I thought I lived in a foreign country. I can't wait to pick my silencer up. You're so weird. It's so cool.

You're so weird. I always wanted one dude. Pew pew. Yeah. Pew. Frank, I just want to say that it's perfectly... No, you're a pussy. say that it's perfectly okay. It's not appropriate for Andrew to call you out after you made up for your errors.

For all the people who do that out there, stop doing that. It's okay if someone fucks up and you get called out. If you get caught stealing from the store and then someone just says they caught you, it's okay to take it back. And for all the people who think that you only took it back because you got caught, well, yeah, duh. You stupid son of a bitch. You take us, you take a bag of skills from the seven 11, right? Yeah.

And then you get, you go to jail. Yeah. Right. And then you put it back later. And every time anyone is like, Hey, remember you stole the bag of Skittles? And then all you say is, no, I didn't. It's because you put it back after you went to jail. That's OK.

Not admitting it. I brought it. No, that's a different story. That part. I freaking thing. Why does he say he did not pay the people? He never has admitted to me that he didn't pay his coaches. Oh, OK.

He just gave them money and assumed it was like, yeah, I've always paid him. Like, they have a no big deal. You stupid motherfucker. Okay. I forgot that one nuance. Come on, throw some shit at Frank. Frank? Don't be a bitch.

If you steal from people and then you return it, it's okay. The people who don't, it's okay. And then when someone later is like, remember when you didn't pay him and they just, I pay my coaches. Oh yeah. That's lying. He's a fucking bitch. All right. I had my neighbors burglarize my house one time and then they told me Frank's already clipping this video because of you. But fucker. And I forcing us dumb ass fucking a brain is ours. Oh, yeah Hillers helping no dude Frank is worst for for Hillard helping to me is someone who I

See red. I can't stop staring at seven And that's what Matt who burns What? Matt, who? Burns, if it's Matt, if Matt Burns, I thought. Brian Fishing for comments on TDC's about, oh, that's on Brian Fish. Yeah. Yeah. So this is stupid. Lots on Brian, Brian Friend on Be Friendly Fitness. But out of fucking post.

Yeah, all those guys are fucking scumbags of the highest order. I don't, I probably take me another six months before I forgive those losers again. Him and Wooly and Halpen are such fucking scumbags. All they're doing in their free time is trying to fucking rally fucking more retards. It's like zombie calls. Basically what they did was they put out a, they put out a, Hey, how do you guys feel about something related to Dave or the apology letter or something? I can't remember about Dave's hair, cornrows, whatever they said. And then all these people responded like fees to Goffy and others. And then they took all those comments and they posted them and Hey dude, listen, you're you

guys, it's so fucking gross what you're fucking doing and it's so obvious what you're fucking doing. What is it? They're trying to just rally more of the angry mob to go after Dave, but just on emotional response. They know that they have a bunch of retards who are like just fucking clamoring to fucking grab something. And so they're summoning that group of fucking people. Once again, none of those people have fucking said anything.

Sounds like they crossed an affiliate collective to me. Yeah, exactly. Rallying a bunch of retards. Yeah. Of course they have. Yes. Of course. They have. Well, first of all, it's the haters are always the same haters. It's not like you're like, Oh my God, I'm hearing from Kara Saunders for the first time. Oh my God. I'm hearing from Danny Spiegel for the first time. Oh my God. I'm hearing from Ficausi. It's the same fucking just same people who are always fucking complaining and they complain But you never fucking know what they're complaining about and there's so little personal accountability or personal responsibility And there's nothing being done on their end what they can control to fix and Brian's always since day one We've always we've all known Brian We've given him a fucking thousand chances and all he is is a fucking whiner and a complainer and a world-class fucking manipulator Backstabber and he doesn't think that every he thinks that no one knows we all know dude

The whole the whole fucking world knows go and watch fucking Andrew Hiller's video We have 40,000 like like everyone knows dude when you walk through the games everyone's like yeah, that's the fucking there's only 30,000 Yeah, yeah, it you walk through the games, everyone's like, yeah, that's the fucking thing. There's only 30,000 spectators. Yeah. It's like, dude, everyone fucking knows. So it's the same fucking bullshit. He wants to be the godfather. He wants to be right so fucking bad.

He wants to be in control. I'll never forget when he's like, hey, put me in charge. I'll manage the whole group and I'll assign stuff to you guys. I'll give Hiller assignments and I'll give you assignments. It's like, who the fuck are you? Well, we've all had our tirade. I like that one. You're right.

You're right to call him a weasel. Oh, he's just fucking. He's just, it's like when you call people weasels. It's despicable. It's despicable. He has one fucking skill and it's fucking remembering stats about fucking. He doesn't even do that anymore. Yeah.

And he's horrible at it. And no, no, he's good at it uh, he doesn't even do that anymore. Yeah. And he's horrible at it. And no, no, no, he's good at it, but he doesn't even do it. And he doesn't do it anymore. And he's probably devastated that he was fucking replaced by John Young in two weeks. He probably thought that that could never fucking happen. Yeah. John, you know, I tell you who Brian is, by the way, Brian's the one who tells everyone, don't go on that person's show. Then don't go on that person's show. And like, he does all that shit behind your back. He's gone to all of us and been like, don't have his seven on your show. Don't have John Young on your show.

Why are you having Taylor on your show? It's like, dude, you don't think like everyone fucking hears you fucking doing that shit. What are you fucking Annette Revis? Go get a fucking job at HR and fucking CrossFit. Get on the fucking people's team. You're a fucking cook. And I'veFit. Go get on the fucking people's team. You're a fucking kook and I've got a cuck. I've gone so long of biting my tongue about talking about a piece of

shit you are. Dude, you're rotten to the core. Leave the fucking scene, dude. Take Fikowski with you. Fikowski won't have him. Damn, you ass pounded him. He's a he fucking deserves it. I haven't even said the good shit yet I haven't even said the good shit yet. It's just he's fucking despicable and hey, dude, like he's he's He's completely it's all these people are like whose side are you on whose side are you on whose side you're on? No one's on any side though. Brian's on someone's side. It's Brian's side on. No one's on any side though. Brian's on someone's side. It's Brian's side. By the way, we, all of you guys who kind of roll in that woke crowd, you guys all end up eating each other. You're all fucked towards. Yeah.

And wooly for having helping on your podcast tomorrow, you're one of the dumbest motherfuckers ever. Wooly has a standing call with Dawn once a month where he fucking tattles and Hiller did this, Sevan did this, Taylor said the R word. Don's like what's that rape? He head of the adaptive teams kicked out across for yelling, get that checked Emily. But what happened? I had a dude's name, but he like stood up and started screaming. Oh, oh yeah. Yeah. Listen, by the way, all Josh growl. I forgot that fucking dude's name. Next up.

He was a guy from the Navy. What was his name? He was from Sacramento. Alex something. Oh yeah. Oh, he's right. Z. Alex Zirkin box. Yeah, listen, this is the classic example Everyone that you know, who's white knighting if a guy says if a guy says this I'm really concerned about those guys over there and you That's the fucking rapist If some guys working with the fucking disabled fucking people Alex Zurbach and the whole fucking time He's like they're rude to disabled people that guy's fucking ass pounding disabled people in the background No, no

Hey, you know they told me I couldn't swim with a white swim cap today and I did anyways, I Wish you would have drowned. I know But you know what I had that fucking American flag on there. It can't be a white American. It was a white swim cap with an American flag. Oh, it's cool. That's cool. That's good because I put ice on the swim cap. I was gonna let you borrow. That honestly would have felt good. Hey, dude, we used to put icy hot in kids cups and fucking baseball. That fucked up. Yeah, dude, when used to put icy hot in kids cups and fucking baseball That fucked up. Yeah

Dude when I was a freshman in baseball the seniors in the locker room bullied me They held me down he was like if you don't go watch this fucking gay porn video and they gave me the specific link and If you come back and you haven't done your homework and you can't tell me every scene We're gonna beat the shit out of you, which means this And they beat the shit out of me because I did not watch that fucking video do gay porn's not that bad I was fucking 14 and that was the last thing I wanted to do That's a while I used to have all my buddies gay porn There's like a stress test and they all failed you just failed to

Really? What is ever passed? What's the test? I passed the flying colors and I am not gay. Yeah, it's not gay. Is that a stress test? Yeah. Hey, I'm going to ask you something I really don't want to know the answer to. Do you ever get aroused when you watch gay porn? No. That's the way you don't want to know the answer if it's no? I'm looking for something someone sent me and you to show fucking Taylor right now. Oh. Are we done talking about Brian? Are we done?

Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking mean picking on him. He's just such a weasel. I just wish- There it is. I just want all his shit to unfold in his, like, for himself don't want to like he's his own fucking worst hair remember when he brought him into the fold and he tried to like turn everyone in the group against you because he brought them onto the podcast yes but wasn't for him I wouldn't know any of you guys just ask him

he'll tell you who's Taylor self it's like, go to, go to fucking Europe and just do shows over there. See you. Damn. I can't, you, Hillary, you're on that thread. What are you? Oh, are you talking about the doggy, the nutsack? No, there was another video in there that I've seen before that I didn't play. I had something so important.

I was going to talk about. We were 45 minutes over. Okay. But talk about what you want to talk about. I can't remember what it was going to be. Who's in that chat, Salon? It's me, you, and the guy from SoCal. I don't want to say his name. Okay.

He's a good dude, though. He's a good friend. What else is in that chat you want to find? It's the dog eating the guy's balls. guys ball. you you you you you Oh, the show just, okay, sorry guys, we're out. Internet stopped. End stream. I'm ending the stream.