The Sevan Podcast - NorCal Classic Winners | Day 1
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He almost killed himself. He almost killed himself, then he called up lift and now we're good.
Yeah. Oh damn. Hey, so this is my favorite thing to do when Hiller gets all the way behind an
athlete that's a nobody. Nothing makes me angrier because I get get jealous careful. So like you talk about Ilya now
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck him up. I'm gonna fuck him up
He's Ilya this guy that Hillers riding his jock on here Hillers bouncing turbo speed on his English
You know what you're saying Hillers ass is bouncing
Here at the event I just met him in the water he's Ukrainian dude, he's got two good working knees
He's 22 in the water. He's Ukrainian dude. He's got two good working knees. He's 22 and the
That's true that's fucking this dude's a freaking survivor from the Ukraine. He's got battle scars on his body
You have the world in the war with fucking yeah, dude. He was in the war with Russia
He doesn't even speak English. He was in the war with Russia. Yes
The his training facility was bombed. That's crazy.
Has he killed people?
I don't know.
I didn't get that far.
What does he think about the banger?
The wonder the banger.
What's that?
That work out of the games?
No, that device that I showed Taylor.
What device?
The one that a five year old that's made for five years.
Oh, the packer.
Yeah.
Pull that up.
He uses one for sure.
Yeah. Dude, imagine one day uses one for sure. Yeah.
Yeah. Dude, imagine one day CrossFit Charlotte just gets a bomb dropped on it. You're like,
Oh, what am I working out? That's crazy. I was told that it was because these individuals
are the most likely to be useful in the army. That's like screw these dudes. We don't want
them helping out. His CrossFit gym got bombed. Yeah. He was a national weightlifter in that
country. So they're like, yep, these guys are useful get rid of that gym. That's fucking nuts Wow
That's what I heard crazy, right? Okay. Listen to this you guys this is a
This is this is just like some some athletes use steroids. We this is what Taylor uses videos like this to get them fired up
You may not know what a packer is.
Oh, I can't hear it.
That's a packer.
Uh oh.
Packer.
God dang it.
I just heard it a little bit.
You have to turn it up more and more and more.
Oh, maybe it's on the on the road caster.
I have a crazy.
Oh. Uh, is that thing plugged into the road caster. I have a crazy. Oh,
is that thing plugged into the road caster? Yeah. All right. Here, scratch it. We'll save that for another show.
Play it. I just farted for girls under five to put in their underwear so that
they have a bold that mimics.
Can you guys hear it on the audience?
Oh, they say we can hear the backer.
Okay, go ahead.
Under five.
It's intended for her to put in her panties so that she has a bulge that looks like a
boy's.
I can't even imagine what parent would buy this for their daughter.
Oh, I can't.
A child under the under five years old.
And then in the morning say, honey,
don't forget to put your packer in.
First and foremost, thank you to this mom
for exposing this and trying, somebody has to,
to protect the innocence of little girls.
But I fact checked it, I looked it up,
and there is in fact a website selling these packers.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
Now listen, I just have one question for you.
Do you think a single Trump voter would buy one of those?
Not a single one. I don't even know what the video was.
It's a video of a device that you buy girls who are five years old and younger,
and they put it in their pants so that they can pretend like their boys.
So when you present it to me like that, the answer is no.
Why? Why? Yes. Why?
But do you think some Kamala voters buy that for their
kids? Only Kamala voters. Keep him neutral. Only Kamala voters. He's the only professional.
He's the only professional. He's the only professional. I'm still at the pig farm every
day. I'm not a professional. That's true. That's true. That's true. You're what? You're
at the pig farm every day. What? I'm not a professional. Oh, okay. You're sure. What
does the professional mean? Anyways, you know what what's crazy? Are you professional pig farmer?
Yeah, that's true. Absolutely. Okay, go ahead. There's and weiner dog freezer. That's sick dog breeder
Pro dog breeder. I knew a guy who bred is Democrats hate you dog breeders are fucking on the hit list
so dude, listen, there was a old gym I used to go to and
they sold that new ownership and
Take your hand out of your mouth around a podcast your professional podcast. They went so
woke left
I got into an argument with them in the comments of a post and they like
Were like, oh tell me you're patriotic without telling me you're patriotic. Like that was a bad thing
It was a gym you went to across the gym?
Yeah. I'm not going to say it. And then, because I really respect the old owners,
love them to death. And then I go to this lady's profile, who I had known when going there,
this lady and her husband, and they have fully endorsed their trans kid. Like their kid is fully
trans. How old is the kid? Probably like 12. That's not're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. on this just saying if you you are the pedophile because you had allowed a child
I can control their entire identity around sex and fucking intercourse and you're probably buying a packer
You're probably spitting on it before they put in their pants for him to you sickos
Hey, did you think of this through when you were on your run?
Yeah, I was dude when I was no when I was on the this are we shifting? We can all right we don't
have to. That run was crazy. We have a games athlete here not this year's but. Dude he's three time.
Demo team. Oh right right my bad. He's three time and they put him in the fucking second heat
tonight. Team athletes count too. Oh, that's true four times four times
Second why are you in the second heat?
Dude, I don't know. I would be pissed as fuck. I'm in that I'm in the first the early heat
So they get to see my times and then they go
What determine the heats at the North Cal class?
Hey, what heat is Matt Rattain? Can you go to competition corner and find the heats of the next workout?
I want to know what Matt Rattain's in because if Matt Rattain's in your heat Don't worry. You're good because you have a guy to competition corner and find the heats of the next workout? I wanna know what Matt Rattain's in.
Cause if Matt Rattain's in your heat,
don't worry, you're good.
Cause you have a guy, you have a rabbit.
What's the next workout?
Don't call him a rabbit.
He's a mouse.
Okay, you have a...
What's the next workout?
It's a...
What is happening to your toe right now?
I cross them.
That's like my tip of the thing that I do.
I cross them and I leave them crossed.
I give myself hammer toe with my pinky toes
Stop making that face you fucking asshole. It's a normal thing. That's not
Look I show it to the camera too many vaccines. Look at my no, dude. I didn't get a single vaccine
Yes, you did when I was a kid. I did but not any recent ones
Dude, I worked at a I worked at a rehab facility and they kept trying to give us flu shots and I was a kid, I did, but not any recent ones. Dude, I worked at a rehab
facility and they kept trying to give us flu shots and I was like, no, I'm not getting one.
All right, we're good. Hey, if you guys want to click pause and hang out with that picture
for a little bit, you just got to drop like a $50 super chat. Hang out with a hammer toe.
I'm in cold. Coldboy's in Colton seat.
I'm in cold. Uh, a pool boys and Colton's heat
Is you're getting what he said Rafael Sanson in oh he's in the he's in the overheat
Oh, was that too sorry, uh, Rafael Sanson, uh semi-finals athlete west coast classic We're hearing uh reports that he was taken away by an ambulance two athletes are taken away by ambulances
Um taylor won the event. It was event one colton took uh sixth. Yeah We're hearing reports that he was taken away by an ambulance to athletes are taken away by ambulances
Taylor won the event. It was event one Colton took sixth. Yep a
Good event for both of them tutor Magnus here. Do we know a place tutor took 11th tutor took 11th
He got beat by a bunch of what it golden. What did what did Bryson call him?
What did Colt? What did Bryson call the dudes that be?
Shit shit eaters.
Bryson, what'd you call him?
I said, I said, I was like, man, Tudor's in a great mood. And Bryson said, I don't know why I got beaten by a bunch of shitters.
That's an interesting verb.
Are you the only three guys here who could win it?
Or that was Sean Sweeney could win.
And I think he's really good one last year. He looks good. He looks great. He came in second
I heard pool boys at dark horse, dude, but pool boy is a self-proclaimed dark horse, but he was
Yeah pool boy. Oh, he's in the comments. Sorry pool boy
Um
Wild zombie let colton count those piggies taylor. I stopped halfway through the run to piss and still won
That's what I heard. That's what I heard. We actually went off course
so when we started there's a group of like five of us in the front maybe six and
Rafa was one of them. He just went out way too hot which is Hans Hans can win it Hans was Hans was in the lead group
To start he went out way too fucking hot
Hans can win it Hans was Hans was in the lead group to start he went out way too fucking hot and
Then these two fuck nuts is Hans huge like he looked like in the city
There's three sorry. There's three fuck nuts ahead me and Sean Sweeney Sorry, you can't see me for moat for like the first two two and a half miles this one dumb motherfucker and
I'm sure he's a great guy. Oh, sorry one real quick thing. I know some of you are real bothered by Taylor's
Language and how animated he is so maybe this show isn't for you. Don't bother posting anything in the YouTube comments. Thank you
Okay, go ahead. What about the dog the fuck just
that
Vulgar verbiage is just a very I'm fond of expressing myself that way. Okay, I like using those words
Oh this dumb motherfucker who I'm sure is a great dude. He's probably a great dude, but this fucking asshole takes us,
takes us 50 yards into the fucking woods and briars. Of course I'm running. He was in the lead.
He was in the lead. He was probably 10 yards ahead of me. There were two guys behind him. And then
I'm like, I could, I basically had my wiener in Sean Sweeney's butt. That's how close to him I was.
Like I could have touched him with my mushroom.
And I have a-
Damn, that's close.
It's not very long.
Right, yeah.
Exerciser at all.
No, really, exactly.
So I was right on him
and I was just looking right at Sean's shoulder.
And then all of a sudden I'm like jumping over briars
and I'm in like fucking tall grass.
Briars are not real.
Yes they-
Making that word up.
No dude, a briar patch is a real fucking thing, Hiller.
Look it up.
It's an ice cream.
No, it's not. It is an ice cream. No, it's not.
It is an ice cream.
That's why I look up B-R-I-A-R-S, not B-R-Y-E-R-S.
Let's get back to the story.
So I look up and in the woods,
I see the guy in front,
like hopping over fucking branches and shit.
And we're- Over the Briars.
We're in fuck, yeah, he's in weeds.
He's in weeds.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
I yell it.
And then Sean goes, yeah, this ain't it guys and we turn around
We turn around go back to the trail and what do you know right at the trails a big white fucking spray-painted arrow
Go this way and I again I yell what the fuck were you guys one two three at that point?
No, they were further back cuz me and Sean were behind them by like ten yards and we turned around first
So we were ahead at that point. So Sweeney's now in first at the turn. And I'm in second. And I tried to pass Sean a
little bit there. And then those three fuck nuts who ran into the woods like dumb bucks
passed us again. We're like, sorry, boys. And I'm in my head. I'm like, in my head,
I'm like, these fucking assholes should not be in, are not allowed to lead the pack anymore.
And then at some point they hit a wall. Where's your personal accountability and responsibility? You were looking down at the ground.
Yeah, it's for sure my fault, but that's the man. I can't be angry about it, bro. Okay. That's fine.
Yeah. Okay. That's legit. All right. And then, and then, um, and then, so when did it just become
you and Sean Sweeney foot race? Uh, it was me and Sean, probably with two miles to go, like around
the three and around the right,
around the three and a half mile mark, the guy who was with us started to fall back little by little,
but I didn't know that until Sean was like, um, we're starting to pull away.
I reckon we have two miles or less. And he talks to you while you're running.
He talked a lot and I do not say, yeah, Sean, I was honestly, I was like, dude,
stop talking. You're, you're, you're wasting your energy, dude. And, uh, he was like, he was like, dude, stop talking. You're wasting your energy, dude.
And he was like, he was like, we're starting to pull away. I reckon we have two miles or less.
I look at my watch, we're at like four. So we have a mile and a half left.
Are you cheated?
Yeah. I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. I'm not telling him how much we have left. I
wanted to think we have like five miles left. And then we back at that sand pit.
Are you drafting them?
No, we were just, at that point I was in front of him and he was right on my shoulder, like
right on my step. And we did most of the workout like that. And then when we got back to the
sand pit, which was like probably about one K 1200 meters before the finish, I started
to push and he also started to push and I, and Susa was there and I'm running, I'm jogging past Susa and I'm like,
how far back? And Susa's like 800 meters. And I'm like, no,
how far back? And Susa's like, you got to hit him. Here's to the finish.
The sand pit's right up there. You're about to hit the sand pit.
Once you hit it, you're almost home. And I'm like, the guy behind me,
how far back? And he's like, oh, 50 meters?
And I'm like, all right.
Did you get that on film?
Yeah.
Susan, do you have that on film?
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, yeah, I won't sue you.
I won't lit a gate.
We should make that clear.
Anyone can take pictures of Taylor.
Unless you're trying to do it for Mike Alpiner,
collaborate with him.
Because he doesn't have enough followers?
Because he's a fucking pussy.
Oh, okay.
But anyways, so at that point, I just did-
That's all?
Yeah, I just didn't wanna run too hard.
You know what I mean?
Like I don't wanna go crazy
if I don't have to go that crazy because my legs were fucked up afterwards
Regardless would hunter a McIntyre beat you in that. Yeah for sure. He's crazy
Oh, I don't know. Is he good at trail running the best at trail running any running?
I mean trail running is different, but he probably would have beaten the shit out of you
You know what stop him dead in his tracks like a 185 barbell halfway through. Yeah
Yeah, pick that up to carrybell halfway through. Yeah. Yeah. I picked that up to carry out.
He would have stopped.
Yeah.
Uh, he for sure would be Anthony TPA Taylor's competing with mid-level
scaled athletes.
Am I, I wouldn't call it that.
I wouldn't call Colton and fucking Sean Sweeney, mid-level scaled athletes.
How about Tudor?
I would call him a mid-level scaled athlete.
Natalie for the toes.
Uh, Colton, what was your run like?
It was good. It started off, I mean, there's 30 something of us in the field.
I was probably like low twenties through the first half mile and then just started
picking people off from there. Um, I passed tutor pretty quickly and then he passed
me back and I passed him again once we got to the woods.
And then I kind of linked up with CJ Gerald and we were kind of going
back and forth passing each other.
Did you learn his name on the run or did you know him?
No, I know him.
Uh huh.
We competed against each other a few times and we were keeping pace with each other and
picking people off every few minutes and I think we finished fifth and sixth.
At the oh so that I saw you racing that guy at the end there.
Yeah, that's CG. There was the course Hilly. You let him beat you racing that guy at the end there. Yep. That's CG there
It was the course hilly you let him beat you on the final run final sprint. They were booking he's faster
Was the course hilly did you think it was hilly? I mean there was that's my name. I thought it was I thought it was too
I mean there was some hills but wasn't like there wasn't anything where they go fuck
This is a big ass hill
It was just like there's a lot of ups and downs when none of them were like major
The first 400 meters were son of a bitch Mike is making fun of how my Mike pool boys making fun of how my legs are
Cross you wanna he wants to fuck me and that's all he's thinking about when he sees my legs cross like that
When you when and then you guys both went into the water the water was right there
It's a beautiful scene you guys went out in the water and then you said to the camera Taylor that that
was basically, uh, like a recovery day for you. That's like something you would
have done that for like a recovery.
I was just full of shit. Yeah. I was just talking shit. I said six RPE.
What's I don't even know what that means.
Rate of you do rate of perceived exertion. You've never heard that before.
No golf. You know, it's weird. CrossFit is so anti-initially, like early on, they were so anti the use of
RPE because of, you know, intensity, intensity.
And I get into fights with my boss about RPE.
Is it subjective?
Yeah, it's one to 10 effort.
One to 10.
Rate your effort.
It requires you to not be a fucking idiot and be intuitive with how hard you're going.
Always 10. Exactly. So I said six RPE. It was not a six. Requires you to not be a fucking idiot and be intuitive with how hard you're going always 10
Exactly, so I said six RPE. It was not a six. It was hard. It was probably like a nine. Was it for you?
Yeah, nine. I was if I had if it was a foot race between me and Sean to finish it would have been a 10 Colin told me earlier. It was an eight for him
It was definitely a nine for me. I was fucking hobbling around in here
until I took a nap. Why? My feet and calves were destroyed. From what?
Poland is great. My feet hobbled a day in his life. My feet being constricted by my
running shoes and also it was, I thought it was hilly and running through the sand with
stuff. Constricted by your running shoes. Yeah, dude, but my running shoes hugged my feet like a ram rap dude
You're your little toe is hugging your big foot half the time over your big toe
Over here, dude, that doesn't cut my blood flow off. It makes me feel good. Okay, it's like my little tics
Hey, some people would say that some people would say that the show is not balanced because we didn't give anyone time to
justify putting a banger in a little girl's pants
There there is no justification for that if you are for that if you agree with that if you endorse that if you see
That and you aren't bothered you're a fucking horrible human being and probably a piece of shit
And you probably and and you probably go on reddit. Oh
Dude, but not. You're the exception.
I love all.
I know that's the Reddit crowd coming to Hiller.
That's why it's all the bad stuff we've been saying about Reddit.
Those people are like, yes.
They're like, thank you, Hiller.
I have to space indicate.
So wait, a banger is a product you can purchase.
The packer.
It's like 50 bucks.
It's called the packer.
How much is it?
It's a little fake rubber penis that looks's the Packer. It's like 50 bucks? It's called the Packer. How much is it?
It's a little fake rubber penis that looks like a boy's baby boy's penis that a baby
girl is supposed to put in her underwear to show a dick bulge.
Could you imagine the father that gives that to their daughter?
Yeah, he's a Democrat.
He lives in California.
His name is John.
No, he's more than a Democrat.
He's a Reddit user.
He's a pedophile.
I actually just like being in a room with the dudes like, yeah, I bought my daughter
Packard. It's like, what is that? It's like a little plastic penis.
And you're closed-minded for not seeing the other side.
No, I'm strong in my convictions and I believe that I believe in what...
Do you know how I know that there's scumbags out here? Sean Woodland on the Talking Elite
Fitness podcast was trying to ask questions and people were upset because he fucking wasn't biased.
Oh, were upset because he was asking questions.
Yeah, they're like-
Just accept it, just accept it.
Yeah, they're like, Sean, they fired you
and you're still defending them.
No, he's not fucking defending them.
He's fucking trying to figure out what the fuck's going on.
He's asking some fucking questions.
Yeah. A lot of times that's the best way to dismantle the other side's argument is to raise
questions that they would bring up and then dispute them. I agree. Oh, this is crazy. Someone
said the packer was molded from Halpin. So Halpin's penis is in five-year-old girls pants all over the country.
Yeah. And it's only that big and probably about as big around as my pinky.
That's not cool.
Brandon Gomez, what was the combo between Hiller and Spiegel?
Oh, shit. OK, well, let me say, let me set this up real quick.
I'm hanging out.
Out. They made out.
I'm hanging out and someone's like, hey, Hiller
had a good conversation with Spiegel and we saw them hugging and
And she slapped him on the ass. I was like no shit. No one said that
Someone said that to you. No, no
someone said that someone said that they saw you guys talking and
That there was well, I'll let you tell the rest that there was some random
I want to know what they said to you first. They just said, hey dude, Andrew, Andrew was talking
to Spiegel, I go, how was that?
They go, I don't know, but he wasn't filming.
And I was like, oh darn.
And then they go, but some rando was standing next to him
and filmed it and slipped it to Hillary afterwards.
So Hillary has-
Someone walked up to me after, hey,
I got that whole thing on camera.
And I go, you did.
So Hillary has a video.
She looks, I mean, I didn't talk to her, but she fucking looks incredible.
She looks so mad in that picture.
Yeah.
She was not a happy camper.
Oh, she wasn't.
No.
I mean, if I'm under the impression, she probably hasn't watched every second of
every one of my videos and she's probably had a whole bunch of people say some stuff about what they've heard about it.
And I walked up and why did you walk up?
Can you tell me like what you thought a few seconds before you walk the whole weekend in front of us?
Right. Yeah. And a small area, by the way, this is an amazing setup.
Like you see everyone here. Yeah.
We all see her a couple of times.
Yeah. It was kind of a moment where she wasn't surrounded by a whole bunch of people and there was a
whole bunch of stuff going on somewhere else.
I go, this is a good chance for me to go and introduce myself.
And what was your plan?
Were you trying to break the ice?
Like to be like, Hey man, it's cool.
Let's be good.
I didn't want there to be like this, Hey, I'm walking by and I'm avoiding you or you're
avoiding me.
So I'm like, Hey, I'm going to go and talk to you.
Yeah.
Just like a good, like a human you want,, let's, let's humanize each other.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm Andrew.
And then she's like, I know who you are.
No, it wasn't like that.
It was like, I know who you are.
Oh God.
Here we go.
And I'm like, I just wanted, I know we're going to be here all week.
And then I just wanted to say hi.
And I wanted to introduce you to like, Oh, and that's all you want to say to me.
And that's all you want to say to me.
What does that mean?
Well, of course I like go in my head and I'm like,
I don't know what else you want me to say to you, but I'm guessing you've probably seen some of the
videos and she goes, yeah. And I go, the main one I've probably made is on the squat depth.
And then she said it again. It's like, Oh, that's all. I'm like, okay. I've made a lot of videos.
All right. What else have I made videos on? And the next one I'm like, well, I remember one of the initial videos I made, you I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, really early ones where I'm like, I was like really racking my brain. I'm like going through folders.
I'm like, I've made 700 videos. Like what's the one, like, what have I done?
And I'm like pulling things out of my butt. Is that all you want to say?
Oh, you mean a ring muscle up video too? Yeah. Oh, that's the first one.
See, like I don't even remember. I just wanted to go and I introduced myself
and I'm like, Hey, I'll be here all week. All right. Now here we go.
Did you thank her for all the content? No. Oh, okay.
No, I didn't.
Uh, but what I did, well, what happened next was she kept on saying, is that all
you want to say to me?
And I'm like, well, and then she turned it, she turned around.
She goes, that's awesome.
Have a great week.
I hope you have a great weekend.
And then she shook her hands with me and she's like, awesome.
I hope you have a great weekend.
And then she kind of turned her back on me and it like the tone to it was like how was the texture on her? Hand could you tell she worked out?
Callousy. No. Oh, so she saves her calluses. It's like a pretty nice hand. I'd say so it was a feminine hand
Yeah
She's not wanted nothing to do with like talking to me and she's not making the games next year because her hands just not
Tough enough with me if she shook your hand
How do you know she wanted nothing to do with you?
Well, as Dave would say, it's the tone.
She turned around on it.
And then she turned around and like...
She threw it back?
What does that mean?
Like she threw her dumper at you.
Did she fart?
No.
How crazy would it have been if she turned around and went...
I would love her if she didn't fart in a concrete.
Could you imagine how bad her farts stink?
I don't think, sorry.
I don't think there's any correlation.
No, there's no correlation.
It has to squeeze through another 14 inches of sweat and skin.
And you don't think that makes it smell?
Colton has a giant ass.
Do your farts stink, Colton?
His ass is one eighth of the size of hers, dude.
OK, back. Okay.
Back to back.
Sorry.
Okay.
So she shakes your hand.
That's nice.
I suck.
And then she, you know what I wasn't fond of?
It's like, all right, I came to talk to you and I understand why, why you would,
you know, want nothing to do with me, but I wasn't cool with how she dismissed me
because she just turned away from me. She's like, awesome. That's enough. And I'm like,
all right. I at least wanted to say, hey, and I don't really know what I wanted, but I didn't
want that. So I was ready to say something along the lines of, and I didn't get to this point
because someone over there goes, hey, can you do this somewhere else?
didn't get to this point because someone over there goes, Hey, can you do this somewhere else? But before that I go, I don't think you will hold that comment would do what was
what? Sorry. Before she said that you guys do a really good job interrupting. Okay. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you. Before she before the random person in the crowd goes, can you
guys do this somewhere else? Because there's clearly some tension. I said, you know, I
don't think you I don't think you mean that. I don't think you think that it was awesome to see me. I don't think you thought, I don't
think you want me to have a weekend. Awesome. I hope you have a great weekend. I'm like,
I don't think you meant that. What did she say? And then that's when the person in the
corner goes, you know, can you guys do this somewhere else? And what I was about to say
that I didn't get to was this is the thing, dude.
Like you don't say what you mean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't really want me to have a good week.
And it wasn't awesome to meet me.
That's the whole thing.
So you wish you would have said, Hey, you're an asshole, dude.
Like you've already said once that chick who's over in the corner kind of started
shouting, I'm like, yeah, you know what?
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No, so was it a scene where people like holy shit Andrew Hiller and Danny Spiegel internet fucking war dude It was like Godzilla and King Kong
Bro and your Godzilla you're an alligator dude. It was like fucking raw lizard.
And King Kong with this fucking,
instead of the massive chest and biceps,
it's all in her butt.
It was crazy.
Donkey Kong is cool.
Oh, what's the,
rampage, rampage. So she didn't respond to that?
The fucking white ape.
What you said to her when you said you don't mean that?
I was kind of pulled out of my head
when the chick yelled from,
I'm like, oh, other people are really watching. And then, uh, I got the one video from the person who was right there.
It would be like, I'm recording Taylor. That's how cool.
Are you going to post it?
Uh, I don't know what I'm going to do with it. Dude, post it.
Please. Everything I just said is on that video.
Dude, we got to see that. We should play it now live.
I have no way of doing that.
And I'm using it on my fr freaking channel if I use it. Yeah
Okay, true true true true. Shut up and scribble will premiere on shop and scribble next tuesday
It's gonna down it's gonna uh premiere on keeping it real dude, just put it uncut say unsheathed
I'm sending it to health and say no say say, uh, okay
Live live fight or what's it?
What were they called when the rednecks like fight each other? It's called like fucking that show they used to do
You could pay-per-view it the Civil War. No
You know what I'm talking about, Suza. They're like these fucking backyard fights
Maybe it's called that bum fights backyard fights bum fights like backyard beef backyard beef something like that
Fucking rampage first Godzilla and then just post it unsheathed uncut
Spiegel uncut Spiegel unsheathed there was definitely an adrenaline dump in that conversation. Oh, I bet dude
I bet you were fucking dude. You're like 20 people already said in the comments. I was seeing I was looking at it
your testicles are like those watermelons.
We bought it fucking sprouts.
Hey dude, I make all these videos on all these people, right?
Like if Joe Adele was sitting over there, I'm like, all right, made a
video, I gotta go talk to Joe Adele.
You know, the juice head masters athlete.
And of course it'd be like, Hey, I saw you deleted your comment.
I'd want to hear him out.
Oh, did he delete a comment? What what he did what he comment? It's a comment where he said everything other than the accusations
He's using performance enhancing drugs. I deleted it. I had pinned it. It's gone
I'm like if I can't talk to these people in person. It's like I also can't make the video
That's a certain level of integrity. That's it. That's a crazy level of integrity, honestly That's why I don't make videos about people's I would have the none of the balls to do that
What happens next time you see helping?
Him I could him I probably wouldn't say anything to
Oil up Taylor. I'm on my way P. F. A. A G G O T S. Oh
BF gots
Yeah, I don't get what that Piffa gots. Yeah, I don't get what that gots yeah, I don't get it either
That's weird and PFA wants to get up in my coochie. What say it again? Hey, it'd be come. Oh sure sure
Oh, I can't read them. Will you I?
Don't think they can hear you though
Hiller was
Hiller how is Spiegel better than reddit? Oh, it's a good question. Is Spiegel better than Reddit? I actually preferred Reddit. Oh, wow. Okay.
Reddit will actually give you something.
Hey dude. And I want to put a bow on the Spiegel thing.
It's like, I don't blame her for one second, right? Right.
Like, like if everyone's just coming at you and like telling you,
he said this, he said this, he said this screw this guy.
And it's like, if she hasn't like really looked into it and been like,
Oh, it's squat depth. Oh, he's defending his butt.
And then he's like, Oh, he's defending his butt. And then he's like, Oh, he's defending his butt. And then he's like telling you, he said this, he said this, he said this screw this guy. And it's like, if she hasn't like really looked into it and be like, Oh, it's
squat depth, Oh, he's defending his buddy.
Oh, it's a something where she's saying anything.
And it's kind of just making yourself out to be something else.
And it's like, well, and I think she's kind of, I think I've heard the
accusation from her that because of all the attention you've given her on her,
given her on her movements, that it's made it harder for her
to compete because the judges feel a pressure from you and they know rep her more. Dude,
she gets away with a lot. That's bullshit. Oh, okay. Oh, Spiegel. Hey, Hans is in the
comments. I asked her, we were walking down to the beach for the run and Hans walks up
and he goes, Hey, what's up, Taylor? Nice to meet you. We shook hands. Hans is big. Yeah.
He's a huge dude. And I'm like, you good'm like you good runner He goes I ran track in high school. I was like, are you a good runner? He goes yeah
Scared the shit out of me
Did he make it? Did he finish? I think he finished. Yeah
He didn't scare 16th or something. Yeah, but it scares the shit out of me when people say shit like that
I'm like damn they have a lot of confidence going this I'm fucked
That's like when everybody you say are you good swimmer and they go I'm okay and you know, they have a lot of confidence going this. I'm fucked. That's like when everybody you say, are you good swimmer? And they go, I'm okay.
And then you know, they're getting bottom, bottom five.
That will Sean.
I knew Sean was a good runner because we were warming up
and I ran way out and in the woods,
he was running on the trail and I saw him running.
And he was like, what's up dude?
And I was like, damn,
he's running like a six minute pace right now.
What the fuck?
And I came back and I told seven, was like dude Sean was running fast as fuck
He's gonna do really well and then the warm up area is like, you know, I just started running four weeks ago again
So we'll see if my all my training from last year's carried over. I'm like what?
That was the most ridiculous thing while zombie
Did she assault you like hip and steel?
No.
Oh, that's crazy.
Did he ever actually put hands on you?
While he grabbed my...
Stick.
My gimbal, he brushed my hand.
Oh, shit.
But when he grabs your gimbal...
It'd be like this.
Oh, he took it away from you.
Yeah, but he didn't get it because I took it back. Oh. If he would have grabbed it with those pig farmer hands, I took it away from you. Yeah. But like he didn't get it because you know, I took it back.
Oh, got it. If he would have grabbed it with those pink farmer hands, I wouldn't have. Yeah.
I would have been, dude, that's crazy. But technically that's assault. So on Shut Up and
Scream. And he cheated again at the games. He doubled his fucking knee sleeves, went to the
bathroom, took it off to hide it. Also, he was told he couldn't wear gloves and then wore gloves.
What a fucking scumbag. The dumbbell snatches. That's why the masters allow that. Why do
they allow the masters? No. Why do the masters, why does the event allow that? He's just a
cheating fuck. It's like, it's not even, it's not even a, it has nothing to do with being
older a master. Like I know so many masters athletes who have the utmost fucking integrity,
but why do they allow that? He's a scumbag. You have any idea why they allow that?
It's because of the dentist.
Why do they allow hip and seal to do that?
Yeah, like the double knee sleeve seems like a pretty obvious catch.
I heard that actually there's someone over there who they told after the event
and like, we can't do anything retroactively.
You would have had to have stopped him before the event.
And it's like, well, what the hell?
And apparently there was another event
where he had 18 seconds taken away,
which they did do retroactively.
So they didn't vibe, like they don't mesh.
It's like, you can't do it on this event,
but not also hold him on something like the knee sleeves.
Could like take pounds away or whatever, right?
Right.
And it might be just that, like when he wore gloves
and they added time.
Wow. Did Hinshaw really call him the frowning of the masters division?
Yes. Wow. I have zero respect for Chris and Joss saying that. That is not even, that's
like, that's the worst comparison I've ever heard in my entire life. Someone who just
blatantly cheats on him. Who would you compare Froning to?
In general? Michael Jordan. He's the Michael Jordan of CrossFit. 100% the MJ. Yeah. But I mean,
what other athletes would you compare him to? Matt and T? Jason Grubb for the Masters?
That'll work. I wouldn't even compare that because... I don't think you can be compared to
compare that because, uh, I don't think you can be compared to Froning as a master. I don't think you can because, because Jason Grubb, although I will say this, the masters
represents a massive part of the community and his YouTube is huge. Jason Grubb. Yeah.
He's got a huge YouTube. So he has a lot of fans, but what Froning did for like the fan base and
what I presume the growth, not most part, but like, dude, every CrossFitter who started
early is obsessed with Rich.
Rich Froning is like late 1990s baseball.
But I think you could win like-
It's like save baseball and Froning started CrossFit.
I think you could win eight masters championships and still not be Rich Froning.
I think you could win 15 masters championships.
Well, that's why I mean he's like Michael Jordan.
Because Michael Jordan, you know, there are athletes probably-
It's the B league. It's the B league. But there are athletes in the NBA now who's like Michael Jordan because Michael Jordan, you know, there are athletes probably in the B league
It's the B league but there are athletes in the NBA now who are way more physically gifted than Jordan
Probably who are more accomplished LeBron whatever's an argument for that
But Jordan like every kid wanted fucking Jays. Let me ask you. Let me ask you this could who won the team competition this year?
the team competition
Australians oh you're right. Okay is Is Will, did Will Morad, could the worst, could the
best master's athlete beat all the teams athletes in an individual? Oh, Will Morad? Yeah. Yeah.
If he didn't get hurt. Yeah. He could smoke. He took the stand. He got down to like 740,
then walked really slow to the back. It was like 749 Was that his time? 740? He got done like 740 then walked really slow to the back.
So it was like 749 officially, but he was, yeah,
he's done like 740.
That's insane.
What's the standard for people who don't know?
30 clean jerks, 30 muscle ups, 30 snatches.
That's a crazy time.
With 135?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
That's a crazy time.
He's fit.
Could you do that Colton?
I mean fucking probably.
I already know I couldn't. I definitely couldn't. I would do that Colton? I mean fucking probably.
I already know I couldn't. I definitely couldn't. I would do really well in that workout, but that would be probably like a half minute faster than what I could do at my best.
Colton, I was watching Shut Up and Scribble today and I don't know what the workout is, but
JR Howell's like, oh, Colton's going to win that workout easy. Probably he's going to beat everyone
there. Probably there's no one in the world who could beat him at that workout what workout is that?
Or it's Cal-Sue. And what is that? It's 100. So here they're doing 100
thresholds at 135 pounds for the men 95 for the ladies and every minute on the
minute you have to do some muscle ups. Three on the first three minutes. Have you
ever done that workout? No. I've. Have you thought about that Colton?
What do you mean? Like, have you thought about that workout?
Like you have a pace for it.
I mean, uh, I'll go by feel pretty much how I do everything.
I'll go by feel and, uh, what's your RPE on it? What's your RP?
Fucking 10. Yeah. He's going to go.
You have one. What do you think?
I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'll go by feel pretty much how I do everything. I'll go by feel and just make sure I'm first. What's your RPE on it?
What's your RPE?
It's fucking 10.
Yeah, he's gonna go so hard.
What's your best count?
Dude, you have one?
What do you think you can do with it?
You think you can do it in like seven minutes?
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah?
I bet he could do it faster than seven.
That's crazy.
The thing is, I feel like this is best case scenario
thruster for me because it becomes more fitness
than how fast you can do thrusters.
Like Fran is how fast you can do thrusters like Fran is how
fast you can do thrusters and slam out of the bottom and that's like what scares me with my
knee the most but for 100 reps you're scared of Fran at that no i'm not okay when we go win the
norCal classic can't do Fran how many muscle ups is it at the minute i'm so scared of
like the first three minutes and then two for the next three minutes. I'm one. The muscle ups are so relevant.
Stop laughing.
He'll or fuck you.
All right.
I'm done.
Hey, so that's the final, is that the final workout?
I think so.
Yeah.
So if you go into that, if you, so Colton, if you go into that workout and you're,
and you're within striking range of first place, it's, it's going to be a
tough day for whoever said, yeah, he could win it with that.
Yeah, probably.
All cool. It depends who's in second. It depends who's in second and how bad second place does. Cause he's, I feel like a hundred percent golds winning that workout.
Hey, that's going to just stop. Go ahead.
Colton. Well, the thing about this weekend is it's going to be, it's not going to be so much about your event wins. It's going to be the worst.
What's your worst finish? Because like between the
handful of guys that can win it, it's going to be us five in the top 10 for the most part
on every event. And if you have one really bad event, it's going to be extremely difficult
to come back.
Right. So you're saying Tudor's 11th is like, he's going to be pushing the, the
Now, the way the scoring is so like I'm Taylor was first, I'm five spots back from him the 25 point
gap tutors five spots back from me there's a ten point gap which is so good
I think I think there should be a huge punishment the further you go back I
don't think it should be less punishment I think you should be rewarded the close
you are to the top and the further you are back it's a bigger and bigger wow so
let me see if I understand that correctly. Even the space between you two is the same.
He's directly between you and tutor. Sorry.
But he's 25 back for me and only 10 back from tutor.
Oh, that's fun. Yeah.
I wonder what Tyler Watkins would say about that. What do you got, Susan?
What do you got?
Dude, this guy, J sheets24 is obsessed with my man piece.
JSheets, Colton hit Taylor on the balls.
Don't tell him I told you to.
JSheets, Bigelow, dude.
Dude, this guy is obsessed with my cock.
Man piece.
Geez.
Yeah.
You ever seen Deuce Bigelow with Rob Schneider?
European Jigolo.
Dude, Rob Schneider's the G. I've seen parts of the movie not the whole movie. Oh that movie's amazing
I don't know if all my chats are coming up
Someone said I like slamming out of the bottom
Okay
So tonight we got two workouts we got to be there what time we will be there six o'clock
Yeah, we gotta leave at 545. So we probably I don't need to get off in a second. Um, and then and then you guys will get there and you'll warm up good
Warm up nice and good luck warm up longer than adele probably but probably we'll practice. I'll probably practice bar complex a little bit
What's the workout?
bar complex
First rest a minute handstand walk workout. What's the handstand? What's the bar complex workout? What is it? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
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I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I can explain it to you. So minute one, you do one total bar. And that's it. And then you jump down and we all sit there. Yeah.
Okay. And then minute two, you do a total bar and a pull up. Okay.
Regular pull it over the bar. Yep. Yeah. Minute three, one total bar, one pull up, one chest to bar. Minute four, one total bar, one pull up, one chest to bar, one bar muscle up. Next minute you
do all that and then one pull over. Next minute you do backwards, spin around the bar. The
next minute you do a forward spin around the bar. And then on the final minute you do all
that and then max kip ups or up kips.
Drop kips, they call them drop kips.
What are those?
It's where you come down, like you're in the support position you lower and your feet stay above the bar
But you're an extension and then you do like a hip drive and do a muscle up. Are you scared?
No, I can do all of them. It took me a while though. I was freaking out in Italy. I
Practiced like three days. Are you freaking out about I just never done any of that other than a fucking pullover
So your toes have to be above the bar and then you have to get on top of the bar.
Yeah.
It's max of those.
Those bar is hot.
I bet there'd be hot.
And is that your score?
They were in the shade this morning, but we'll see.
How do they score that?
Your score?
I don't know how they're scoring it, but I would imagine if you drop out, there's a certain
amount of reps that you get.
I would imagine they score reps.
So like if you only make it through the fourth minute, you've got 10 you will have done ten total reps and I wonder if you get to know it
I'm assuming you don't have to start over from the I think you do
I think if you get a note, do you know Colton? I think that you get to just jump back up
Yeah, you'd get back into the sport and and can restart. Oh, that's killer
Okay, and oh, okay
Yeah, I
Don't I don't think Lee when I look like yeah, that's how I look too a chick
What's that? What's that bouncing? Do you have to do that? No, you don't have to just I guess it's how you become more efficient I'm not doing that. Don't don't show me that's gonna fuck my technique up. This is how I do them
Both and then and then you rest a minute and then what?
I do them. I see the bull.
And then you rest a minute and then what?
Handstand walk workout.
It's 10 foot forward, 10 foot backward,
handstand walk, 20 forward, 20 foot backward,
30 forward, 30 backward, 40 foot forward to finish.
I'm gonna make a bold statement.
Not one of you guys will have skin on your hands
come tomorrow.
That's not true.
I practice-
Bitch, are you kidding me?
Yeah, it's not true.
You don't know hands like this, Hiller.
I don't.
You have Chicago's sub-
Can I see that? Dude. He uses heavy-handed
Whoa, that's deep
That's nice and deep
Dude his hands are so fucking big and they're big they're so wide look how big his hands are
Let's see that I put it next to mine
Might a longer but user deeper His fucking palm is like a gorilla.
Gorilla palm. I'm trying to look up the standard.
And that's it? So it's just, it is just a legit, it's just a hand.
And those are each worth a hundred points.
What was I looking at?
So who's a zoomed?
What?
He zoomed in on our hands.
Oh.
I'm just seeing it.
All right. And then are we coming back here and do a podcast tonight?
Why not?
All right. Cool.
We're going to talk about people getting lost on the trail and
getting warm.
Didn't someone run eight miles?
Like a Vanessa Carlton song?
I would walk for a thousand miles.
Hey, how crazy.
Do you think the trail was marked appropriately?
It was marked so well very obvious
Yeah
What is it that I heard someone say was a you Colton?
Like there should be an IQ test requisite before you sign up for these competitions
It's like no waiver big white big white arrows on the ground every
Section where you have an option to go two different sex different ways. There's a big white line
Says no it shows you were not to go in an arrow
different ways. There's a big white line. It says no. It shows you were not to go in an arrow pointing toward the path you do take. There were people running everywhere though. Lots of flags,
pink flags. If you see the flags, you're on the right area. It's really difficult. It was so easy.
Hey, Susie, can you play the... No, there's this intro scene in Scary Movie 1 and she's running away from the killer.
I didn't get lost. I knew we were off trail. As soon as I looked up, I knew we were off trail.
The trail was marked fine even though a hundred people got lost. Yeah, we got a
hundred, hundred, uh, tards. Groups of 30 to 40 I think left every five minutes.
Yeah, probably. There was a mountain biker on the trail. I almost knocked him off.
Was he a part of the event? Oh
Are there non event people here?
There might have been dude. I don't know. He pretty should not have been on that trail
He was like on the side of his bike on the side of the trail like looking around and I almost like fucking just
He was hauling too. Yeah, and I and I wasn't meaning to I
Just looked up and he was right there
Did you exchange words with him?
No, what are some other things Sweeney said?
At one point he goes, you're breathing pretty heavy Taylor.
Yeah, you know I'm talking about
There is this is like that was right guys. I found this exactly what's happening on the run and this is what I do
So listen listen listen, I'm gonna make some some noises that you can understand and when I'm going if you're staring down
How the fuck do you miss the arrow that's on the ground? Yeah, cool boys an do. So listen, listen, listen, I'm going to make some, some noises that you can understand. And when I'm going to go staring down,
how the fuck do you miss the arrow that's on the ground? Yeah. Cool boys and idiots. So listen, um, when I'm running seven,
I hate when I feel like I have snot in my nose or in the back of my thirst.
I'll go, and I'll like, I'll like blow my nose up.
It's not because I'm doing that the whole race and I can tell that he's hearing
that thinking that I'm struggling. I'm not. I'm just keeping my airways clear.
And then like three miles in, he starts to go,
and I'm like, oh yeah, you're fucking struggling, bro.
Oh, nice.
And that's when I ate him for dinner.
Colton looks like he's about to curb stomp somebody.
I gotta pee.
All right, we gotta get off, dude.
All right, guys, we will be headed back to the venue.
If you're local, you gotta come out.
It's a great venue.
Lots of kids around, great vendors. Ben Alderman. So if you like Reddit, it's perfect for you. to come out it's a great venue lots of kids around great vendors
uh ben alderman so if you like reddit it's perfect for you blare morrison it's awesome
it's probably not a good place for pitos you probably get herb stomped there um and uh i want
to thank ca peptides our house is absolutely there is this shit yes uh sarah cox's hooked us up this now thank you this house is absolutely in in saying yeah
intense the only problem is is there's three air conditioners and Colton's
room is still hotter than his dog me yeah if you have to know it was 87
degrees in there when I went to bed it was so hot how How do you know? It's set it up. They have a thermostat up there. What is it now?
Probably like 70 something, 77.
It was 77 when I went up there last night, I feel like.
It was amazingly hot.
I'm going to look at it.
It better not be 77 still.
That's fucking ridiculous.
All right, guys.
Thank you.
We'll see you guys tonight.
Suze, thank you.
The big guest tonight will be Bryson Del Monte, superstar of all things YouTube.
Fortunate to have him as part of the team.
I saw him on the show last night. Thank you. The big guest tonight will be Bryson Del Monte, a superstar of all things YouTube.
Fortunate to have him as part of the team. I saw him in a Jason Hopper video once. Oh yeah,
yeah. He blew Jason's YouTube up. It was crazy. Yeah, ever since he's been on there,
Jason blew up. He made Jason Hopper. All right. Talk to you guys soon. Bye.