The Sevan Podcast - Ranking The MOST POPULAR Female CrossFit Games Champions

Episode Date: September 28, 2024

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What? Why? You're just ruining everyone's life. Welcome to the show. Andrew Hill in the upper left hand corner underneath the exerciser, make your dick bigger, CrossFit 20 for 20% off. Bryson Del Monte in the top center square, John Young in the right. John is really excited because Strong Women season is kicking off.

I was one of the four viewers, one of the four comments. Taylor herself. And then guess what? Me with my new haircut. Good to see you guys. Okay, the title of the show is who is the most popular female crossfitter? We told you who the most popular male crossfitters

were last week. Champ, right? Out of the champs. Out of the champs, right. And the contestants are Jolie Gentry, Katie Henniger, who's known as Katie Maud at the time, Tanya Wagner, Kristen Clever, Annie Thorzatter, Sam Briggs, Camille Lebron, Bazanet. Catch her. Excuse me while I take this call. Taylor, have you ever seen Bronson? Call her, hi.

Bronson. Yeah. We gotta get going, I just wanted to clarify something. You keep saying most popular, but I have to discussion when we went over the men was saying, well, we don't care how well liked they were. We don't know how many people know who they were. Well, that just means they're famous.

They're popular, they're well-liked. Hold on. It's a subjective word. Shut the fuck up. What popular is whatever we want it to be. Taylor said shut the fuck up. Hold on a second. Can you look up the word popular for me? I think everybody can have their own definition. I actually posted a comment with the

definition on the last one. Okay, what about let's say most well known. Well, Liver King was the most well known guy on the planet for a little bit. Okay, most famous. We'll go with most famous then Let's say most like Darwin Phoenix dude how to get off. You lick it off. I breathe on it and I read. So even popular doesn't work right Caleb because it was like

and admired retard No, not that. Oh sorry my bad that was for me earlier. I am I. Oh my goodness. God. Popular, like, admired, enjoyed by many people. Particularly Intended or suited to...

Let's just do most famous. Famous? We're going famous? Yeah. I didn't know people cared about the... I didn't know people cared about the words. Hi! Barry McCaulconer. That's a better definition. Don't laugh again you sound like a wild boar getting fucking aimly destroyed that's why you know you know

about talking one at a time right yeah sorry just checking okay uh here we go uh by the way tomorrow 8 a.m pacific standard time kill tay, the fittest man on the planet. You can come take his money, it's a thousand bucks. Yeah. No one's winning tomorrow, no shot. Yeah, no one, well how could you ever win against the fittest man you'd shagged? He's masturbating. Yeah, you couldn't beat me.

Yeah. That's why you couldn't beat me in that either. Oh my goodness. Wow. Oh my goodness, I told my friend Paul today a crazy story I haven't told anyone ever Oh really? Let's hear it had to do with getting jerked off by someone a dude No

No, but there was a dude But but uh, but it wasn't a dude. It was a girl's hand. Okay, uh You guys want to hear the story? Yeah. Yeah. Obviously. I can't, I'm not ready. I feel like I'm not vulnerable enough. What's up with Hiller and his lighting?

I watched this video of his today and there was red light, now there's green light. What's he doing? Yeah, I got this globe over here. I can make it whatever color I want. He's going for a saw a saw look you look like arrow keep that green Matrix or saw but that's good. I like arrow This morning people were saying that Hiller likes anal. I told them that I didn't think that that was true That was a misrepresentation of him. I did do some inquiry and some inquiry inquiry and some investigation and uh uh he said 99 out of 100 times

he prefers not uh not to do anal. Yeah we can I can phone a friend about that too if you need me to. Have you ever done it? Yes. Have you ever gotten poo poo on your dick? No, I'm not like, oh, there it is. Do you know what Kim Porter, do you know what Kim Porter's biography or autobiography came out? And she said that she used to ass pound Diddy so hard with the dildo that his butt would bleed and there'd be shit on the dildo. Stop. Okay. That's disgusting. Hey, it's true. I looked it up today.

The story I was going to tell was less, less foul, but still disgusting. And it was that I got sober and this guy would always tell the story about don't do anal because he was doing anal with this girl who had met on a first date and he was fucking her and felt something wet around his garage and looked down and he was covered in poop and he pulled out and there's this keeping hole in poop coming out. Ew.

So I'm never gonna, could never even imagine it. So sorry if you came to the show for the female games champ ranking and we're talking about anal instead. If I smelt poop during sex Video was lit Sarah Cox see if it's like I know someone with a gay roommate and their roommate brought home a 40 year old dude from the bar like and they were like probably 25 and They had sex after the bar and the dude shit everywhere. The guy made the roommate clean up, clean it up with her.

What do you mean the roommate made him clean it up with her? So it was a girl and her gay roommate and the gay roommate brought another gay dude home. John's going to Friday night mass. Yeah. He's nervous. He has Bible study tonight. Oh my god. Sorry, John. Face got me when you said that Bryson. I don't know if you saw someone's face, but he was not ready for it.

Wait, so she, he made her help him clean it up? Yes. Wow. John can talk about anal all he wants. One of my friends was trying to hook up with this girl that night and she couldn't go to his house because she had to clean up gay dude shit. What's it different up gay dude shit. What's it different than regular dude shit? It smells different. It smells like cum. It smells like cum. It looks like a zebra. It looks like a zebra. It looks like the twist cone you get at 315.

Do not hang with other men who use foul language and have impure thoughts. Oh my gosh. The most popular female cross-pitching. Wow. Truffle butters. Truffle butters. Truffle butters. What's that? It's a song by Nicki Minaj.

Andrew Hiller has a great document that will allow us to keep track of who the most famous are. Before we go there, I would like to let two breaking news. Ariel Lowen and Bethany Hamilton will be Hamilton for his surfer Flores, whatever, will be pulling out of the games for 2025. They will not be competing. And if you'd like to see them, you can see them at crash crucible. Yeah, no, they're not competing a crash. I don't think I don't't think. Next year. Oh, 2020. Yes. Are they actually confirmed not competing at the games?

Correct. Well, it depends. If Dave gets fired, they'll be back. Oh no, they're probably, they're probably underwriting. Air aerial is going to be on the spin on Wednesday and talk about it. That the implication, the implication you have you I mean, 100% reading into it 100% so don't even bother commenting in the comments at seven making shit up because I know I'm making shit up 100% you have to read into it that they're not doing it because they're waiting for the demand of the PFA to go through and they're not gonna get rid of Greg 100 or Dave 100%

and so they won't be competing. So if you want to see them you can see them at crash you can see them at uh what's the competition you throw Taylor? The Charlotte Classic. I'm not going to put it on because I don't want to compete there. Oh you should put it on. The Charlotte Classic is cancelled. Yeah you can put it on or just say you're you're not invited. Heard it here first. Charlotte Classic is canceled. It's my competition. I can invite you.

The wild part about the post is that I love Ariel and Dylan. The wild part about the post is that she was like, I want to do more competitions like NorCal and Waterpalooza, and I might not be doing the games this year. And it seems like there is this assumption or perception that those events programming wise and logistic wise, like how their run would somehow be better than the games. And that could not be further from the truth.

No shot for water. Balloosa was the most. Neither was NorCal. NorCal is the most fun I've ever had at a competition. No fucking nothing comes even close. But to think that it's run better than the games, get out of town. You are the athletes are spoiled at the fucking games. So it just is crazy. Also, I L E D spoiled. Go Bryson. I think it's important point that I don't care if the bars are wet a lot of clues. I don't care if the handstand walk ramps are slippery. I don't care if the bars are wet at Wadapalooza. I don't care if the handstand walk ramps are slippery. I don't care if the bars are hot at NorCal, but I also don't care if you swim 800 meters after a three and a half mile run. I think all of it's fine,

but to complain about it when it happens at the games or whatever and then say, oh yeah, but I'm going to go do NorCal and Wattapalooza, the two probably most fresh in our mind competitions that have had major issues, I guess if you wanna call them that, but definitely stuff that the PFA would complain about. They're not issues because they're accepted. I think it's more hypocritical on the PFA's part than Ariel or Bethany.

If Ariel and Bethany don't wanna compete at the games, that's their right, but like, the PFAA for sure. Hey, they're not issues. They're not issues at NorCal and they're not issues at fucking Wadapalooza because that's like the same reason why people don't protest Hamas because they're complete scumbag savage dogs. So no one's going to protest them and be like, hey guys, stop fucking killing Jews because it's like fucking talking to cockroaches so instead they protest the fucking Israel's and the Americans because they know that they have a modicum of fucking morals and conscious no one's gonna protest nor cow or fucking water Palooza for throwing

completely fucking unsafe fucking events that are fucking absolutely abhorrent compared to the CrossFit Games because they can't do shit about it. But us pussies, by the way, no offense to Blair Morrison and Ben Alderman. I hope my volume's loud enough. No offense to Dylan Walensky, but you guys ain't got shit on the games. They don't want to. And let me just say this about NorCal. I fucking didn't think anything was dangerous. And if you thought any of that was dangerous, you're fucking pussy. Yes. Just like I don't think it's hot. Suck it up, bitch. I didn't think anything about

the games is dangerous. What's dangerous about it is 40 men and 40 women trying to fucking crush each other to get the title of fittest on earth. That's what's dangerous. Right. Anyways, we got to we're. Hey, that's a really valid point. That's an inherent danger. But you know that going into it, that's not, yeah. It's not a bad thing. It's not a bad thing. That's where the pitbulls go to play. I saw this guy. I saw this guy post a video. Um, his name is Hunter LaRue on Instagram. Oh, I know. And, uh, yeah, he was in first place for about three miles of that five and a half mile trail run. And he goes, man, I can't believe this happened to me.

If you guys know me, I'm a really efficient and good runner. When I saw this event, I knew it was an event win. And, uh, he's like, but then at the three mile mark, I just hit a wall. And I guess I, the heat got to. And I wanted to comment so badly. Like, yeah, it's crazy that going out hot doesn't result in the fat. Hey, Taylor, I could beat you in 100 muscles for time to 30 for sure.

Hey, Taylor, but listen, muscle ups for time. I still can't beat you to 30. Listen, I remember the entire run or the those three miles he was ahead of me. I was like, man, this guy is going to kill everyone at this competition. If he can hold the pace he's running at right now with the technique that he's running with, he was running with that guy who does the reels. Who's like the lat man. And he goes, he was literally like this. And I was thinking, what the fuck is this guy doing in first place on this run? And, uh, now we know he went out hot, like a retarded, but, uh, a

lot of guys got hauled off. Oh, here he is. This is him. Um, where is he at? Where is that? In the back? Oh, he's the white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, way back there, way back there. Is that the super hot chick from Invictus? Yeah, I believe. So he started in first, and he was for sure in first.

He's the one who led us off trail. When me and Sean turned around and we met him. And yeah, when me and Sean were in first, he started running up behind us. He was like, sorry, boys. And he was trying to pass me, and I kept pushing him off the trail. Like I kept getting in front of him and he would try to go around and I'd

step in front of him again. And, uh, finally he passed me again. And then I guess he finished the race at 22nd. I want to whistle the Andy Griffith theme song to him running. That's what it looks like. Hunter LaDouche. You don't know any greater theme song. Hey, Hunter, when you have a fan in front of you or you're running in a

nice cool climate, yeah, anyone can run fast. Where's he from? No idea, but he obviously couldn't handle the heat and the guys who won and did well could handle the heat. Tanner Schuster probably done well. He's from Dubai. Taylor, do you want to address your video that a bunch of fucking idiots thought that me and Jason just decided to

do the workout after the game. How retarded do you have to be to think that just normal, just the normal, just the normal humbucker. You want to go through the order operations. You sent that text and say, Hey, I would one bed comment. I'm like, is that what you think? Oh my God. That was hilarious. So, so I'm looking on our YouTube page and the video is blowing up and I's like, Hey, I only had one bad comment. I'm like, is that what you think? Oh my God. That was hilarious.

So, so I'm looking on our YouTube page and the video is blowing up and I was like, wow, 38 comments and there's only one negative and Hiller goes, is that what you think? And he sends a Reddit thread of someone saying that we're fucking classless for posting this on Reddit. Uh, can we start calling it Reddit? Peddit? Can we start calling Reddit?

Peddit? Peddit. Yes, we can call it. Look, the reason that's the best damn Jason caked up bro He's got a big dumper All right, so you made that long before when they announced the event you and Jason tested Yeah, I was July and the reason I wanted to post is because Bryson rode a mountain bike with a gimbal in his hand the whole video, which I and I in a kayak, with a gimbal between his legs.

Are you my lifeguard? Bryson? No, there was a dollar there. I'm CPR certified that that what me and Jason did, what me and Jason did was 10 times more dangerous than what they did the games because we didn't have swim caps one. It's you're not supposed to swim there too. There are people on fucking boats and jet skis Yeah, and the lake is riddled with birdie. Koli Yeah It was hot as fuck to way hotter than when they did it in Texas like Jason said the water there

Was five times fucking hotter maybe not five times. He said was a lot hotter This is a it's this comment Damn Wow You said it was a lot hotter. This is it. This comment. Damn. Wow. So Taylor self wants to make fun of event one, but that's just the disgusting personality of Taylor self. Hey, that's all projection. That means that person's just searching for that shit. You're a cockroach, Hawk one, a Hawk two, seven, two, three.

Why Jason Hopper wanted to get involved in this is complete mystery. Oh my isn't that funny? That's like when people say uh, why are you guys working with so and so have some self-awareness Jason stop associating with such nasty people Hey hawk 2723. How about you have some fucking awareness you dipshit the most annoying part of that comment Is that they're acting like Jason is some has some moral high ground that it's like oh Taylor's a fucking horrible person but I don't even know why Jason's even here he should just leave like Jason is so much better than Taylor yeah this is crazy this is crazy when did I laugh so so I'll tell you when you laugh we all remember the way Taylor laughed when someone just died in

event one yeah he also cried three times during that podcast when he brought up memories of his dad dying. You fucking asshole. I laughed on the podcast, so I'm a bad person because I laughed when someone who, you know, not to put it, not to sound insensitive, fuck it, I don't give a fuck how I sound. I did laugh. You can laugh anytime you want.

Yeah, I didn't know Lazar. I had talked to him on the internet and in person like maybe five a total of five times So when he died it was fucked but it's not like my fucking mom dying Not wrong to laugh Yeah, and hey you you weren't laughing at him. You weren't like ha ha ha it was it was the nature of the podcast We were cracking some jokes and stuff. It had nothing to do with fucking Lazar. It's just fucking idiocy What I'm really pissed about is that my comment got held for review and didn't get posted in reply on your own YouTube I know I went to my personal account. Did get posted. I saw it and then how did it get taken down?

Is it taken down it wasn't there did someone report it Uh, is it taken down? It wasn't there. Did someone report it? Because I saw it on my phone I called him a sausage spit gurgling Loser because I was trying to think of something that wouldn't get like reported, you know Killing the road caster that works. Fuck that guy I want to play some shit on my road caster. Can you hear anything? No. You got nothing uploaded in that thing, you dummy. I know, it comes natural with some like, creepy things. Oh!

Meet and f- God damn, meet and fruit. Whew. It comes preloaded with the meet and... Alright, uh, let's do it. John, you ready? Yeah. Yes, I'm ready to go. John Young, senior analyst, Bryson Del Monte, a charity case. We'll go without order.

We'll go John, Bryson. Oh, no, Caleb's got to start, dude. Caleb's got to start. He's got to bring the average down so we can bring it back up. Okay, then we'll go this way We'll go Caleb Taylor Hiller Bryson then John last keep it in order. I Something yes No, I really like doing most popular because then it doesn't have to be most famous and you can say who's the most liked It's subjective. No, no, I think everybody should have their own opinion of who it's most popular or not.

Me and Bryson did the last show. No, no, no, listen, listen. The criteria is this. If you walked up on the street and held up a picture of these 10 people in the middle of fucking Gaza, who would know who they are? Gaza? I don't think anybody would know. I thought I heard TSA Allah walk bar once

She passed Laura on a run I'm using my own definition Holy okay, so let's let's go through it. Let's go. Let's just go through them in order Is that how we did you could be on the same team together. It's a question I was wrestling with earlier. Well, well, Tia is a North American. So why would they ever be on the same team? Wait a minute. No, she's not. Yes, she is. She lives in North America. She's got bipartisanship. So yeah, that's fuck. That's fucking bullshit. She should be on team world. She fucking bags like a fucking she was a girl She bags like a fucking street beggar to be in North America and to compete here Then you get to be on Team America bitch. No, no, no, we're talking about Tia not Ellie Turner. Yeah, I know we're talking about

My goodness How are you gonna fucking like hey, this is the thing She should go back and compete in Australia during semi-finals if she wants to hi I'm 100% in camp of that you tell her to go out of here yeah I also think Roman should compete in the Asian semi-final we should just label not Asian dude yeah Ellie Turner as Haitian migrants I wouldn't go that far. I did see her eating a dog one time. Which one? Wow. Ellie was eating just a dog. Hey, which dog is Audrey's dog? Did you guys see the video that just came out today? It's the Haitian representative at the United Nations

and instead of drinking out of a water cup he drinks out of the pitcher. Where? He was this Haitian representative to the UN was speaking in front of a big group and you know how they have a cup of water and a pitcher? He picked up the fucking pitcher and drank right. Oh it's so good. Okay, Jolie Gentry. Yes, yes.

Jolie Gentry. Caleb. Oh no oh no no that's not how we do it sorry who is your number 10 who's your least popular first all right so to be honest when we first started this i thought we were doing like top 10 like best hits at the crossFit games but whoa oh oh sorry bad so and like best hits at the CrossFit Games. But, oh, oh, oh, sorry about it. So this is like- I don't see the next show. Sorry. We can pivot.

Okay. I need to change these numbers up a little bit. I already fucked it up. I would like to not be on that show. We need a new list. There isn't a tit on this list. Yeah. I had to rearrange, dude.

It's been a rough past hour. Misogynist, misogynist. We're gonna go number 10 is Tia. Wow. I knew that. Dude, you can't put Tia. Tia. Wow! I knew that. Dude, you can't put Tia at 10. Brother. I mean you can do whatever the hell you want, but like what?

How do you justify that? I don't think we can use Caleb's in the average. Unless it pans out correctly. You have to. I'm in the show. You have to use my shit. Yeah, but you're doing what Tyler does. He says shit that he knows is fucking wrong,

just to create sensationalism or a fucking- Tell me how Tia is popular. Hey, can I explain what some of them are? Because she has a million followers. Exactly, Caleb. It doesn't mean alcohol, dude. No, it doesn't mean alcohol. It doesn't mean anything.

Dude, Instagram is fake. Everyone knows who Tia Tini is. People think you're popular. You have like 5,000 followers. Born Primitive didn't want to sponsor Kilt Taylor because they looked at how many followers Taylor had. Thank you dude. Kalev's defending you. Leave him alone, Hilary. It's Kalev's list. Thank you.

Alright, hey guys. Last time it didn't matter. Last time it didn't matter. Kalev, like the average still came out fine. You see these numbers? I'm not gonna go to the 6, you don't know. Kalev's the average still came out fine. You see these numbers. You don't know this Crystal right now you're fucking high. I see the numbers Hiller. Yeah, thank you These are the average numbers of their last eight Instagram reels. That's how many views they've gotten Wow So I added a list of this so everyone knows what that is Wow Catherine kills, huh? Catherine kills Did she have an outlier or something

or is that just straight up? I don't think she did. No. Wow. I had no idea. Okay. Okay. So then you're next. Who's number 10, Mr. Self, fittest man on the planet. Number 10, Mr. Self, fittest man on the planet. Number 10, 100% Jolie Gentry. Same for me. Same for me. Same for me. Same for me. Number 10, Jolie Gentry. Okay, Caleb, number nine.

Camille. Oh. Not bad. Not bad at all. What? Wow. Wow. Shane got shit on the MPLs on this list. Oh, not bad. Not bad at all. What? Wow. Water did.

Wow. Shane got shit on the MPLs on this list. Uh, Taylor, Tanya Wagner. I agree with Taylor. I'm going to go Kristen clever. Stop it. Why? My only reasoning is cause Tanya Wagner still does announcing sometimes

Kristen clever still goes to the legends. Yeah, but he knows who Kristen clever is not true. No Nobody man, literally. I know who she is. She's like the most forgettable champion ever Entry literally I know who she is. So she's popular. I Mean, I think I did I gave her a tiny Wagner and Niner. Okay, sorry, John. Go ahead. I think it's very close, but I would just I just see Tonya Wagner more than I see Kristen Clever. I don't even know what Tonya Wagner looks like, but I know what Kristen Clever looks

like. See your name's Tonya Wagner anymore. It's like Tonya something else. Yeah. And John didn't even know that because he was calling it. Oh, pull, pull, pull, pull. You're fucking smoking one, dude. Okay. Caleb, let's take it to a poll. All right. Right. What's the, what's the poll? Tanya Wagner.

Who's more popular? Tanya Wagner, Kristen Clever. This needs to be a poll. Yep. All right. I'm with John though. I'm with John. I got Kristen Clevers nine. I'd shit on your dick Bryson Did you mean number? I have Tonya Wagner at nine and Seven I Christian Clever at nine. I think it's Good point clock Clevers pretty popular with real Crossfitters, which John is not that's fair That's fair. Yeah, I heard John on a podcast today talking about how he would have no interest in going to a nutrition lecture, which is not CrossFit. I said I said I said I wouldn't go to a nutrition lecture. You said you had no interest.

Yeah, no, no. Listen, I they're not going to tell me anything. I don't know. I don't do it because I don't want to. don't know. I don't do it because I don't want to. Oh my God. Let's go. They're not going to stay. Yeah. The nutrition lecture is all right guys, sit down. I want you guys to eat chicken nuggets and Dr. Pepper every meal of the day. Like just before I, I, it doesn't, I, I'm going, I'm not going to be miserable. Okay, where's my muscle milk? That's yeah I mean if you care about no, he doesn't eat muscle milk. He eats fucking I eat much cleaner than you guys think I just John yeah, I Healthy I eat much cleaner than you think though John, okay. What you eat today? Yeah, I want to know what you ate today

I want to know Johnny and you're also fucking wrong about Kristen Clever and Tonya Wagner Look at the screen. So I Said Tonya Wagner I two burgers But with buns no more where just the baddies just the power from my wife made them Okay, I don't know and once he says his wife made him she warmed him up for McDonald's to Probably a half gallon of Ovaltine. Oh my god. What is Ovaltine? What is that?

What's Ovaltine? Bro, that's like a drink you had from the fucking 50s, dude. It's what fat women like drink to put on muscle mass. It's like, it's like fucking slim fat. What is Ovaltine? You ever watch Christmas Story? Oh my god. Is that oatmeal? No, dude. It's fucking swing fat. What is Oatmeal? You ever watch Christmas Story? Oh my god.

Is that oatmeal? No dude, it's fucking powdered chocolate you pour in your fucking milk. Brand of milk flavoring product. Now, but I use Mutopia for my milk, which is 33% across the board. It's like the healthy milk. And then- Brother. What?

What is it? It's 33% macros across the board Mutopia Mutopia it's a Texas HGB milk brand um what milk has 33% protein it's 33% across the board this one you're weird you're weird dude you man fucking jizz that didn't come out of a cow dude that did't come out of a cow, dude. That did not come out of a cow. That's, um, so you drink chocolate, you drink Mootopia with Ovaltine in it. I like Fairlife milk. Colton said it's the same macros as Fairlife. They made me drink Ovaltine when I was a kid because it was supposed to help me

grow. Did not work. And look, now look at you. Well, you know, I didn't have a problem growing. Okay, so two burgers, half a gallon of Ovaltine and then three pieces of pizza. Oh my god Are you shit?

You eat like shit, dude John I can't wait. How old are you John and then and then probably like two propels, two propel grape waters. Okay. Dude, that's it. You're gonna have to get some dried mango in your life. Are you kidding me? Okay, this is what I had for food. And this is how you should eat it.

Wait, no one wants to know, Taylor. For breakfast, I had five eggs and frozen berries with some cream. Then for my second breakfast, after my first training session, I had one cup of oats, a cup of milk, a scoop of protein powder, and a banana cut up in it. Then for lunch, I came home and I had probably like six ounces of ribeye, some leftover from last night, five butter dates. So you take some grass fed butter,

put it in a date, some salt. This sounds miserable to me. No, it sounds good to me. Butter dates are fucking amazing. I'm not arguing that you eat healthier than I am. I'm just saying I would not, I would end up binge eating if I tried to eat the way you eat. I would go off at the deep end.

Dude, a butter date will put your dick on and do it like it's a lot It's a lot for me not to drink soda because I've been addicted to dr. Pepper. You guys want to know what's everybody today? five cups of cashews and a half a salami Who's salami dude, I believe it Who's salami dude, I believe it Dates are not gross. I'll tell you what I went to a fancy restaurant where they gave us ten different kinds of bacon And I had six drinks. That's all I've had today Spritzers six spritzers in a shitload of meat. That's it Dick butter dates don't have added sugar. They don't have unless you buy like shitty dates if you get

Organic on whatever unprocessed. They're not pitted. They don't have it's a carbohydrate. Yes, that's a carbohydrate source, but it's a whole food. I Cannot believe what John fucking eats, but what's scarier is that he thinks it's healthy. I don't think it's healthy I never said it was John you said you eat for performance. That's what you said on spin. Yeah Yeah, I car you don't man. You don't but I'm at roads are 40 30 30. That's not what it's about. Listen John You are eating is making you bad at cardio. That's the sledge. Imagine you're an engine Do you want fucking 90? Question for you question for you. No, let me see he has my same diet then If he eats super clean, then I don't care because not helping that comparing yourself

He eats a pint of fucking whatever he wants of ice cream every day, dude He used to post the same combat over there. Hillary. Listen, okay Don't face your subject John. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead You're an engine you're an engine and you're putting fucking vegetable oil in your engine and expecting to make the games You need to have 93 octane premium fuel running clean Nothing gunking up the cylinders dude, but you're eating pizza seed oils. We got it. Eat Caleb. I Bet you could cut bet you come garlic butter, dude How's the baby John how many many weeks? How many weeks? 21. Congrats dude. All right. Okay.

So where are we on the poll? At the poll we have Kristen Clever 64% to 36%. So people think that Kristen Clever is more popular than Tonya Wagner? Correct. OK, fine. I'll put Tonya Wagner as nine. Let's fucking go, brother. Hell yeah, brother. Oh, you're fucking moving her? All right. Jeez, Katie Henniger. What do you got, Bryson?

Bryson, who do you got at number eight? For eight, I have Chris and Clever. Who do you have? Did we have everyone? Did everyone plug in their number? I think now Bryson's the only one with an eight Oh are ya know, yeah, who's your eight Caleb Sam Briggs Okay, who's cock was in your asshole all week my my eight is probably All week my my eight is probably

Kristen clever Taylor you need to eat a piece in word man. You'd make better picks a piece of pizza Yeah, you thought about himself Taylor who do you got who do you got for eight? I mean, no Taylor Taylor. Who do you operate Kristen clever? Hiller I agree with Taylor once again John Young Tanya Wagner Bryson I Hiller. I agree with Taylor once again. John Young. Tanya Wagner. Bryson.

I already have mine. Who'd you pick? Kristen Clever. All right. Number seven. Well, seven never said anybody. Oh, I did. Sorry. I went first.

I'm going with Kristen. I'm going with Kristen. I have 10, Julie, nine, Tanya Wagner, eight, Kristen Clever. Roger. Got it. See you. What do 10, nine Tanya Wagner, eight Kristen Clever. Roger. Got it. Hey, what do you have against lesbians, Caleb? Love lesbians, dude. Big fan of lesbians. Okay. Number seven, Caleb.

Kristen Clever. Taylor does look like he's in a weed growing room. I think I would need to make it purple right? Pink? I don't know maybe. Taylor number seven. Number seven for me is gonna be... wow it's a toughie. I'm gonna go Laura Horvath. Hot damn. Wow. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Wow What's wrong with you withdrew from the fucking games and she's a dick My turn no Andrew I went with Katie at seven. Oh who just came Are you a hill or are you out of your fucking mind? No, I'm not she's right. Yeah, I'm gonna go a Katie Hennigert, too Oh, you guys are fucking crazy

Moral warpath is the most boring games athlete that has ever been on the podium Yeah, and most people are gonna know where if you put her right next to Katie Hennigert Katie Hennigert and they think rogue invitational. They know. No, not. No, not know what Katie looks like. No, not at all. That's because you're a fucking douchebag.

And I was about to say something really bad there, Bryson, but you better fucking watch it. I say, hey, if you wish, that's my fault that you can't watch your language, bro. Yeah, it is, dude. You fucking make me irate. Let me say something about Katie Henningiger. Who is a go ahead, Caleb and I'll wait. I'll go if you see if you see her walking

around in general, you call her ma'am because you know you have to put some respect on that name. Yep. You don't know the name. People know that's just her presence though. That's because you know who she is. No, you know, listen, listen, you know, been around longer on this list, she's been around longer and more consistently than anyone. Laura became more popular when she withdrew from the game. Behind the scenes.

Wow. Just to hear about that. If you go to Hungary and you show them Katie Hinniger and Laura Horvath, they would know who Laura Horvath is. No one would know who Laura Horvath is. No fucking shit. No, no they would.

Hungary is this time of fucking the blast. If you go to Ohio, they would still know who Laura is. No, people in no, they were looking if you go to if you go to Ohio They would still know who Laura is no people in Hungary don't know Laura because they don't give a fuck about CrossFit or Her boring ass. Let's be realistic. There's more realistic Well, who know you think Katie you think Camille and Sam are more popular than Camille LeBlanc is 100% more popular and more Well known in Laura Horvath 100% but not everyone knows she cried because her fucking rower stopped working everyone knows that nobody cares about Camille she's also in every cross-fit fucking demo video so when

you search a movement oh wow five times out of ten it's Camille they don't even know who that is dude it doesn't matter they know who it is a person dude. Is she popular you have to know who the person is to be popular There's no way just because you watch a fucking video of Camille moving around that you know who Camille Could do the person videos know you know she's the person in the video how many times are a fucking 70 year old man doing air Squats to a couch that they know who the person is there's no way His name is Jerry Rosemary is more popular than fucking Camille LeBlanc That's not true at all

That's so stupid A-Lib you sound like you've been doing CrossFit for four weeks and you just heard of Laura Really? Really? I've been doing CrossFit longer than you've been alive brother No you haven't Max Brother

Max Brother Max That's not a fact You look like you're acting like Alex Jones right now I'm 20 years older than you you're not either you're supposed to be naked right now I did say I was gonna do this show naked and I was about to put a song look at you you fucking pussy you're not even naked yeah I have a wife she would get mad at me yeah okay who do you Caleb who do you have for number seven wait no he did seven he said seven you're up for seven I'm up for seven yeah I was gonna put I was gonna put Camille but now I'm starting to think I should put Katie because of what they said about her being in the exercise videos.

That was a strong point. But I'm gonna go with seven. Camille seven. I'm going with Camille seven. Okay, Caleb still has Julie Gentry on the board. Okay. She's your number six. Number six is Julie Gentry, okay? Uh, she's your number six Okay Taylor number six. Oh

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Tell them seven sent you starting to rethink your popularity vote. I'm just wondering, is that true? I don't know. Katie wrote the, what that, Oh, the, the bullshit black square for rogue to cancel. Greg did. I have no idea. I'm going to eat somebody's ass. If that's true. I, I, I'm gonna eat somebody's ass if that's true I mean I'm gonna be like an ostrich and put my head in the ground and hope just

not think about that um wait to go to number one guys okay number number five Caleb Taylor six wait wait. Taylor's on six. Okay I got 1098 I got Tanya Kristen clever Laurel Horvath okay so one number six. Okay Katie Henninger. It's matter bro. Katie Henninger. Katie Henninger won the games. Andrew Hiller. Oh Camille. Let's see you. Oh yeah I'm gonna say Camille. Yeah, I'm gonna say Camille number six.

Hard M there. Bryson. My number six is Laura. Wow. You guys are out of your mind. She sucks and she doesn't suck cock. She's never done anything sexual in her time in life. She's extremely boring.

No one cares about her and all she says is Kadoosh. You think she's a virgin? She's 100% a virgin. No one cares about her and all she says is Kadush. You think she's a virgin? She's 100% a virgin. No. Probably even never even touched her vagina. Oh my god. I hate you. Oh my god. Number six. I'm going with Sam Briggs.

Show is never boring. I hope no one kills themselves because of what we say, God forbid. Definitely Laura is the type of girl who still kisses her dad on the mouth. No. Wow. That's probably true. That's okay.

That's the first true thing you said about her. Okay, number five. Caleb look for five Tanya Wagner. Come on. Who do you have for six? Six I had Sam Briggs. Yeah Dude Sam Briggs is way more popular than Laura Horvath you fucking high. Oh my god Watch that fucking motherly podcast. They do though. Let's be real. What podcast? That's the one that I talk about. Period. That just goes to show how little you fucking know about any of these women. Caleb Sam Briggs has a pod.

I know stuff. I know stuff. Who is the podcast? Sorry, sorry. She's a firefighter. These comments are great. Wow. It feels like I'm actually beating the shit out of Caleb. It looks like you're jerking his head off. Taylor, who's your fiber? Um, no, Caleb has to go five. He did. Who'd he go?

Tasha. Oh, shit. I okay. Already still on my board? Let me see. Annie, Sam, Camille, Katrin. Okay, now I will put Camille. Who's more popular, Laura Horvat or James Sprague? James Sprague, 100%.

James Sprague. Oh, you guys are on my list. I don't know, man. I think I'd say Laura Horvath. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Why do you think Laura is popular? What? Pull, pull, pull. Pull. Adidas. Adidas. Adidas. I think you don't think Laura Horvath is popular because you don't like her.

Laura Horvath strikes me. Okay. Now I'm not even going to say it. A lot of people like Laura Horvath. No, not true. Really woke things. A lot of people like Laura Horvath. No, not true. Really woke things. A lot of people like Laura Horvath. I was about to say something so woke.

I think, I do think that people like her. Oh, Mike Halpin's dog. It's a trans dog. Because they don't like her. You know what I mean? Like they like what they don't like about her. You know what I mean? No, she doesn't do anything She doesn't have any personality Hey, let's do a sprague Laura poll My turn let me let me put it this way Laura Horvats like You like looking at them, but you don't really want now the fuck wants to look at a cactus dude, no way

I mean, you know what I mean? Who the fuck wants to look at a cactus, dude? No way. I mean, you know what I mean. You know, and like, and like, look at this. This is this is influenced by it's on seven on this show. If it was on like if this poll was on another place, I think Laura Horvath would be 10 percent. If this was if it's the 70s, because why? They're both I think it was in another place.

And James Sprague would be 20% higher. No, we're talking back on James Sprague. If this was a tramp stamp on your back, a picture of James Sprague, they'd like it more. Fuck you, John. I will say this. I will say this. Craig Pasley, Laura is a Red Bull athlete. That is cool as fuck, but unfortunately for Red Bull, they're not going to get Jack fucking

dick out of it. Hey, so is Yannikovsky. Just like Rad. I thought he was Jack fucking dick out of it. Hey, so it's Just like being a tear athlete. Yeah, he's cool. I like you on a cost key I like you on a cost key as well, but he's not more popular than Jeff Adler and John Jeff Adler hundred percent. Let me say that. Yes. Yeah. Yes for sure Let me say John I think I think Laura Horvath more popular than James Fray and I stated that from the beginning I said those guys were crazy for picking James Sprague.

So there take that. Huh? All right. Hungry for what are you talking about? Jeff Gordina? I have no influence. I bet. I bet if you say, Hey, everybody go vote Laura Horvath right now.

I bet the poll jumps. Nobody vote for Laura, please. Laura's an American sticks and a hungry 10. Is that what you're getting? I'm going to rank Laura probably four, probably is what I'm guessing. Laura's suck. Well and a hungry 10 is that what you're gonna rank Laura probably for Probably is what I'm guessing Laura suck. Well, John's up for five Okay, can we go back to the letter? Why don't the athletes make any money? Why won't the sport grow? I don't know

Maybe because you're all fucking like eating cardboard. There's nothing to you I don't disagree with you. God damn. I just think a lot of people. I think a lot of people like Laura that we don't like her. And that's the same people that like Laura are the same people that are triple boosted. They listen to everything the government and that's half of America games the game that's half of America and all of your most of someone and they're like, Oh, I love that. That's

retarded. That's all of Canada, half of America and three fourths Europe. That's what they are. Yeah. But all those people, John also know everybody else. The cool people don't know Laura and they know who Sam Briggs is. Okay. Well, I'm sorry, Magnus,

Magnus Holmgren. People say why give Taylor a Glasgow kiss to keep him quiet. What's a Glasgow kiss? I don't know what that is. Can you look that up, Caleb? Yep. That feels like I don't want to do that. I kind of want a Glasgow kiss.

Is that like a blowjob? Oh, actually it's pretty aggressive. Oh, is it him beating the shit out of me? It's actually a head, yeah, you head butt the person. Glasgow kiss is a head butt. Gotcha. But you had you guys should give each other you guys should give each other a rainbow kiss. What's that? That's just for you and

Taylor Bryson. Oh, here we go. I'm gonna go Sam Briggs for number five. A rainbow kiss is when a couple that have sex with a wall of females in her menstrual cycle. And this is crazy. Laura oozes confidence. Love her.

Laura oozes speech impediment and a third grade education. Dude, she doesn't even speak English, bro. How do you take she has a speech impediment? Are you saying Sam too, Andrew? I think oh fuck me. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. This is crazy. I said Laura already for five.

Okay. I see what you mean when you said that now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bryson. I have Sam breaks his five. I have a Katie hunger.

My Calvin's dog wants to be adopted. If anybody's anybody's in the mood for a rescue, a rescue. A rescue mission? It's like the show of the sound of freedom, dude. We've got to get a fucking operation to go get Mike Alpen's dog out of there. That's a movie, dude. That's a movie. It is a movie, sorry. It's about sex slavery.

Okay, Caleb, number four. Exactly. Good movie. Good, Caleb, number four. Exactly. Good movie, good movie, people haven't seen it. I know, it's about sex slavery. You didn't say that. That shows you the state of the sport, who number four is. Who?

Laura Horvath. Annie Thorstodder, brother. Annie Thorstodder. Oh, hello, Thor. Annie, Annie, Annie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Annie, are you okay? Are you okay any? Mr. Self is man the planet Sam Sam Briggs Hmm Wow really yep 100%

Dude people do Taylor's not taking this serious. Shut the fuck up. My list is the most serious in the group. How can you say that? Yeah, me and me and Hilar are so close. Mine are Laura. Would you guys just fucking call each other before? Taylor doesn't know what how normal crossfitters know these people. See, this is the retarded thing about Bryson. Bryson thinks I'm just another stupid fucking athlete.

Not even at the top, but like trying to get to the top, who doesn't see anything about the Everyday Affiliate. I spent my whole life- It's okay, dude, we appreciate the- I know you know, obviously I know you see things about the Everyday Affiliate. You don't see things about the Everyday Cross-Veteran, what they see in the game.

Oh, and you do? Yeah. Oh, who? Yeah, dude. What do, who? Yeah, dude. What do you mean? Yeah. Yeah. Do what?

I mean, explain yourself, fucktard. Dude, I started CrossFit less, like more recently than you did. So I was a newbie more recently than you were. Okay, so? Sam, I was a newbie too. You got it in 2007. I was a newbie okay more recently than you were okay so you got it in 2007 i was a newbie in 2016 i was newbie in 2010 you i was a newbie in 2019 so what's the difference i still knew who camille

was no you started crossfit during covet so you're probably wearing a mask you're probably social distancing back masturbating to camille before you knew what CrossFit was on the cover of women's health for sure everyone knew everyone knows rice involved Thunder Bros he wanted to get jacked I did think Dave Lipson was cool I actually have their uh 100 it is cool he is cool I have their pdf my five young for my number four is my number four is Laura Horvath That's a mistake I think Taylor Bryson Taylor number myself and Bryson are all very similar. We just disagree on Laura I'm very popular Bryson's number four is

Camille Camille my number four is miss smiley face miss fucking grumpy uh contradictory Laura Horvat Smiley with sarcasm The reason I think Sam Briggs is higher than Camille is because she's everybody knows her as the engine like whenever anyone thinks about a long grindy CrossFit workout, they think of like Brent Fikowski and Sam Briggs. Think of a chipper who would Sam Briggs, the engine. If you started CrossFit in the last two to three years,

you probably don't know who Sam Briggs is. You know her more than you know Camille. I don't think so. Yeah. You a hundred percent do because Camille doesn't even do CrossFit anymore. She does fucking Farros say bodybuilding. Camille was good. Sam Briggs coaches Emma McQuade, who's a games athlete. And whenever they talk about her, they suck her off for being a firefighter. And the engine.

Yeah, but those people don't know who Emma McQuade is either, dude. They're not going to know her coach. She's still involved in the. How dare you? Hey, the games athlete. Hey, you know what is weird? Let me just throw this out. Camille's last seven videos, according to the great stats that um, Hiller pulled up, I hate to agree with Bryson or with Taylor

on this 54,000 views on average, Sam Briggs with half the following 79,000, which speaks to that, which speaks to Taylor's point. I know right. So he wouldn't know any of these stats. These numbers you guys are saying this is like fucking rocket science. That was a great like extra pool, Andrew, for like conversations like that. God, that is fucking crazy. And to all you fuckers thinking Katie Henniger should be low on the list.

Look at her 137 000 She had a post that was like are you counting a rogue with one million likes or views on it? No, I'm not. Yeah, where are you getting the views? Is the rogue invitational where you're getting these views from? It doesn't matter. That's not relevant. That's that's her popularity. That's her popular It's not relevant in the sense that you're trying to diminish her for that. That's why she is so popular. She listened. She's the director of the rogue invitation. You know what, I might move Katie up. They were being honest, it kind of fits still like that one,

like with the other people up here. I'm you know what, I'm switching mine. You can't do that. You can switch. So I know you can. I'm switching. I'm switching Katie and Laura. I'm putting Katie and I grew up to four and Laura down to five. Oh you should drop Laura quite a bit more and you should raise Sam and Camille. You should yeah you should probably raise those two. Sam and Camille are definitely above Laura. Thank you. No. Yes they are dude. Dude Laura reminds you of like that autistic girl in elementary school that nobody talked to and nobody cares about that's Laura Horvath Yeah, did that same person? I was just talking about he started CrossFit two years ago

Probably still doesn't know who Laura is and she won the games. That's terrible Autistic girl which makes her famous cuz my best friend lost his virginity to her. Yeah, that's just a whore No, that's a chick that Taylor knows from in Katie for, so you think I should drop Laura below Sam Briggs? Yes. Uh, no, I'm on. Yes. Probably not.

Probably not. Okay. I can't do that. Thank you, John. I need it. I need a little support, John. I need I need a little support John. I was getting a little number three Catherine

Hey, I can't believe how serious John's taking this cuz he's a legitimate analyst. He's not like just a I want to fart You do like the rest of us Okay Number three Caleb Etrin Oh Taylor's not number. Oh, who did who did you pick? Catherine we're gonna have problems Houston Please why?

Talk to me. Let's keep going. We're gonna need a poll. I know for sure. I'm on your team. I'm on your I've got I've got any three You can't vote for Andyy andy andy thorstater andy hendel you know andy called into the show taylor he was awesome yeah and i i i also heard that after he called in someone else called in i'm going catford for three and just slung a bunch of hard r's on your show so i'm talking about no it was a black guy it was fine uh i have tia in number three about. No, it was a black guy. It was fine. I have Tia in number three. Do you know who it was who called Taylor? No. Oh, who was it? Wait, wait, who did you have, Hilar? Sorry, I don't know. I went with Annie, John went with Katrin, and on ESPN. Huh? Yeah. She's going to be a, she's going to be a two for me.

Okay. We need a poll. You guys okay with the poll? Annie versus Katrin? Yeah. Yeah. We need to put, let's, should we just put two? I put I just think I feel like why don't we pick our top spots before we do that poll so it doesn't influence us. I need I want to be needs it needs it. I'm a Kamala voter I need the reason why I'm catching three and I'm gonna have any two I feel like Annie has a lot of like the legend of rich froning. Like when you talk like she is the female cross fitter that everybody references from back in the day.

She lasted a very long time. She had a kid and came back and got third. Katrin did not do that. Katrin just retired, if she is retired. I think Katrin capitalized on a time where there was nobody, like nobody was at the at the Tia wasn't there yet, right and Annie to me is a legend like frowning is like if you go at the Mount Rushmore, I would pick Annie before I would put Katrin and As far as popularity goes I bet more people know Annie Thor's daughter than they do Katrin David's daughter

Even though Katrin has a bigger following on Instagram like Let me ask you this John I bet you can't answer this question you pussy you PT pussy you ready? I'm ready Who's more fuckable? I would say capturing because she hasn't had a baby. Yeah There you go Yes, slight. She is I'm not saying she's more attractive than those are hot as fuck I'm not saying she's more attractive than I only said that to piss off my

Video to their all I know they would they would hate that that's why I said that to piss off my Video to they're all I know I know they would they would hate that that's why I said that All I'm saying is this has a little Katrin has a little bit of je ne sais quoi We know we know a Hillers friend was putting it to her There's a little bit more sex appeal to Katrin her she gets a shit She has the number one amount of views on here. bet Annie's ring muscle-up video has more views than any video they've ever put out Dude, there's gotta be a- Very first ring muscle-up More people have watched that or gotten in the crossfit because of that video over anything Katrin has ever done

There's gonna be a gaggle of moms that get together and try to change John Young's mind about like moms being fucked No, it's just gonna be Mitchell Hooper. He's gonna be like It's gonna be like seven different moms's Christianity speaking out John's just a good dude he doesn't want to make another video on John about hating moms like my main my main clientele is CrossFit mom. Like that's all of my athletes. Your mom's gonna show up to your class and be like, I'm not fuckable. Dude, Gary's more popular than all these chicks. Wow.

He's not very fuckable. Wow. I'd fuck him. He doesn't get his lovins, dude. Can we see the poll, Caleb? Wow. What? I disagree. I told you guys. This is wild. poll, uh, Caleb. Wow. What?

I disagree. I told you guys, this is wild. That's, but everything John said is true. I do. I agree with John. I do want to say points. All the people in the comments keep saying popularity is how much you like them. It's not about if you know them or not. And we're kind of basing this off of who, how many people know them.

I have a huge liberal fan base. That emotionally driven I apologize they're skewing the yeah this is horseshit yeah they're skewing me oh my god this is so about who the fuck is your number four but you have a four or three my number four is Katie my number four is Katie yeah yeah yeah is Katie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah that switch And I want them to like me, but I think Katrin's I think Annie's number three But I want I want people to like me. What am I gonna do? The poll is fake. Thank you Okay, Caleb, I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys we need to do one more poll can you add Tia in there Annie Katrin and Tia. Yeah, who's more popular? I want add Tia in there? Annie, Catherine and Tia.

Let's see. Yeah, who's more popular? I want to see what happens there. Look at this. Oh my god. Brianna is right. I'm thinking popularity like in school. Everyone hated the popular girls, but we all knew them. Yeah, but that's definitely number one. Very good point. But then Laura would be higher. No. Bryson, what was it like with that autistic chick I mentioned

earlier? John, you slept with an autistic like without autistic chick? I mentioned earlier You slept with an autistic chick raising I've never had sex before We should give him a virginity rocks sure What are we gonna get seven male anal rocks I got diddled by the diddler. Hummus guzzling. Oh my goodness. Caleb number two.

Sorry, I'm trying to create this poll. Okay. But it's also, hey, it's worth saying if we put more than two people on the poll, it can't act as a ranking because everyone's picking who they think is the most popular. They're not ranking. Well, we already had the ranking between Annie and Catherine. I know, but I'm hoping that Catherine will now be second. This is going to be Sevon's one, two, three. So whatever. I'm really hoping that all the Annie votes go to Tia and that we get to keep Kat in that I can like justify it. The only thing someone has an opinion

on is Pete Hitty. Come on chat. Yeah. Come through chat. Come clutch. What number am I on? Two. Laura. No, we're on three still I haven't given my three yes you did We said you're still on three. Okay, Annie fine You you read you can change that when we get to the bowl because you're gonna okay So who's who's Taylor who's your number two? Catherine That was a mistake. Andrew?

Tia. Oh, wow. Wow. I have Annie, number two. Bryson? Annie. And I have Katrin. All right, can we see the poll before we go to number one? Magnus Holgrom wants to know if I went to Diddy parties. the Exactly what you didn't want. Oh my god. Not good.

And why would anybody be, oh my god. People are voting for Andy and Martina. This didn't go as fucking stupid. I think Magnus Holmrum actually has the largest stockpile of Diddy Party videos outside of that other dude who kept them on the phone. This group has our own sort of Diddy Parties and that's how I got on the podcast. There you go. Facts. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do it. I'm not sure if Um a standing Randy Tia should be 100 you people are not taking this seriously. Yeah does suck standing Randy

You're a fucking idiot. What do you mean a hundred? Yeah, but they're an idiot that you'd fuck Bryson look at the picture Taylor giving to 100 all of a sudden she catapults the last that looks like that looks like Cameron Here's the thing because the people have been the people have been around a long time. John's analysis was perfect for people who've been around since 2010, 2011. So if you've been around since 2011, it's hard to forget that it was the Annie and Rich show. Who would win in Hunger Games from our group? Not Saban. Who who would win in Hunger Games from our group? Not someone I want to say I Have to put a hard like thought on that I know

I Feel like Caleb would be up there You're fucking right, dude Hey, did you guys know Caleb's in the military? Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service, Caleb. Yeah, you're fucking welcome, buddy. I do a lot for this country and you don't even know it.

Oh my goodness. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That make you uncomfortable? I think I would make it far, but I'd have to get lucky to win.

John, you would pass out if you didn't have pizza on the first fucking day. I think I think hand to hand combat. I'm doing pretty good. All you know is hand to mouth pizza. If John had two gallons of over-tea, he'd make it to the fifth of the class. You're going to be the first person I come after. John would rape, rape Bryson. Oh my god.

John would get a migraine from not having any sugar all day. He wouldn't get a migraine, he'd be like, My head hurts. Oh my god. Man, I thought you were going to go somewhere else when you were saying okay. Number one, Caleb. Katie.

I just kind of filled in the blanks at that point. Wow. You got Katie Henniger. Yeah, that's right. Number one, Katie. Wow. See, this is stupid. Catherine is actually get behind that one. See, this is stupid. Katrin is first.

This is dumb. No, that means T. Brother. Brother, dude. T is third. You're saying T is the third most popular. The men were at least accurate, even with Caleb's atrocities. This is not accurate.

Hey, dude. Atrocities. Listen, Katrin David's daughter is the most popular crossfitter. Number two, Annie Thor's daughter. Number three, Tia Toomey. I'll buy cross fitter. Number two, Annie Thor's daughter. Number three, Tia Tumi. I'll buy it, dude. No buy it. No shot.

Number four, Laura Horvat. Number five, Sam Brace. The most popular cross fitter? Numbers of a game champion. That was a game champion. Number six, Camille LeBanc-Blazine. Number seven, Kristen Clever. Number eight, Tanya Wagner.

Number nine, Jolie Gentry. Where's number 10? There's two fives. Tia sucks so bad that she just melts your mind into a mess that you actually forget who she is. You Sam Briggs and Katie Tide, Sam Briggs and Katie Tide for fifth. You fucking idiots think Laura

is only one spot back from Tia? Is ridiculous. And I'm not saying Tia isn't third. It's a pretty Laura's and dude no one gives a fuck about Laura or her stupid brother Yeah, but fourth isn't that high relative to the people five through ten No fourth should be she should be in like six. There's no way she's more popular than Sam Briggs. Who? There's no, I agree. I agree.

Laura or Camille or Camille and Sam are both more popular. Katie Henniger makes Laura Horvath more famous than Laura makes Katie. 100%. Dude, Katrin gets 33% more views on her post. This is almost a one for one with views. What is interesting? What is it? This this list is a one on just about other than Tanya Wagner.

It's a one for one with views. Me, me, me. It's right exactly how the views were. We wasted an hour when we could have just went with the view. Oh my God. The average. how the views were we wasted an hour when we could have just went with the views. Oh my god. Yeah like Taylor like if Caleb puts Tia even even fifth if he puts her fifth she's first place. Well that's what I was about to say can we see what it is without Caleb's rankings? Yeah yeah let's erase Caleb's and see what it is.

I'm sure validating my feelings dude I don't I cannot. You want to validate your life in the fake hunger. I'm gonna evaluate your.ating my feelings, dude. I'm so sorry, Caleb. You want to invalidate your life in the fake Hunger Games, Caleb. You're picking these picks like this. Bro, don't even get me started on it. I would say, if I was in the Hunger Games, I would set a giant mousetrap and put pizza in it and John would be gone. With a jug of Ovaltine. I'm going to fucking invalidate your life.

Uh, Mike, my Calpens doc. Good. He's Chris. Hey, guys, I need this for a second. Kylie. I need you to tell me one member on the male us curling team. Yeah. She can't fucking answer that because being an Olympian means fucking ditch on a male on the Australian weightlifting team.

God damn, that was fucking close. John, it's a Hamilton. No, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry. There's a Beth Hamilton and then her brother is a. Beth Hamilton's the surfer, you cuck. No, shut the fuck up. There's a Beth Hamilton that curled through the United States of America. I know this because I watched them curl for the Olympic trials in Nebraska.

Okay? I know this. I thought it was like a guy like- God damn it, I know this. I thought it was like a John Schuster. It's Matt Hamilton. You said John Hamilton. What is his name? It's Matt Hamilton.

Matt Hamilton. He has a great mustache and a wonderful- Yeah, that's how I know him. What animal do you milk? Caleb, are those people that you know, good at it though? Relative? Yeah, dude, they're actually, they're actually incredible. Exactly. Tia got shit on. There he is. That's my, he said, he said Beth Hamilton,

Beth Hamilton is his sister. She is also on the one. Look at his face. God, he got bullied. You don't even know how intense curling is. It's a serious man right there. Yeah. You don't do Christoph Horvath is Laura's brother. We all know that. It makes him popular. Her popular.

Who's Tia's fucking brother? Jeff. Jeff Toomey. Yeah, Jeff Toomey. Shut up, you liar. There's no Jeff Toomey. Look him up, man. Maybe it's Shane. Have you seen this girl who got the... She definitely fucks Shane.

Have you seen this girl who got the vaccine last week in Los Angeles? Yeah. Oh, that's not the COVID shot. Did you jump into an oven afterwards? No, it's like a flu shot and some other shit that happened to her in three hours. Yeah. No, it didn't. Yes, it did.

It was crazy. Do they adverse reaction? They shaved her head later, but she had a crazy adverse reaction to it. All right. So what is that right now? It was three vaccines. It was three vaccines. It was a tetanus shot. What else was it? Uh, it was MMR. It was three vaccines. It was a tetanus shot

What else was it? MMR it was MMR measles mumps rubles. It actually MMR Yeah, look at look at look at the top of her head like a piece of her skull is missing Goddamn, dude, if you would actually get that's fucking I'm reading that turtles all the way down book right now How are you liking it? It's pretty good. I mean, I'm only like 70 pages in and I just started but I know you're a nerd It's a vaccine. Dude. I already told you I've never had sex before I never actually thought anybody read the books that we suggested on the show. So Did you say was that a show suggestion or savant suggested that you guys were talking about it?

When you were at savant's place. that you guys were talking about it when you were at Sevan's place? Oh, I was telling him about it. I think. Yeah. Oh, sorry. My bad. I don't mean to spread misinformation.

Uh, let me picture from last month that she has the same tattoos. Yeah. Turtles all the way Bryson's not a nerd Bryson's not a nerd. Okay. I think we need to do a poll to separate We got a tie for fifth place. I think we got to fix that Can we see what it looks like without Caleb's? remove Caleb's fucking retarded ass not only does Bryson I can't move Bryson shit Bryson looks like Freddie Mercury and acts like him Taylor fucks like Freddie Mercury. I'll tell you Go there first cuz I knew that's where Taylor

And so Tia would be first then. Okay, if we remove the only man standing between us and Hamas in the USSR in China. We cook him out. Tia would be in first, Katrin in second, Annie Thor's daughter in third let's go Katie moderate and know Sam would be fourth this is just a this is just a ranking based on what would happen if Caleb ran out of gas and get away from the hurricane Sam would be more with Katie would be six Sam would be six no no what are you talking about oh no no you're looking at the wrong one I think you're looking at the wrong one, I think Laura you're looking at the wrong one Sam Sam would be fourth

As Laura Horvath, he doesn't have the list updated. Oh You literally putting numbers just let Sam is for you eat pizza. Shut up Sam is fourth. No, she's not Sam is fourth. Don't you eat pizza, shut up. Sam is fourth. No, she's not. Laura's fifth. Fuck Laura.

See, that's, that cat, that's, this is just his man. Awesome. I wonder if this is how they do vaccine studies. Poor Jolie Jean. That's exactly how they do them. I think this list is a more legitimate list. Katrin, David's daughter, second. Annie, Thor's daughter, third.

Sam Briggs, fourth. Fifth, Laura Horvat, sixth. Camille LeBlrin, David's daughter, second. Annie, Thor's daughter, third. Sam Briggs, fourth. Fifth, Laura Horvat, sixth. Camille LeBlanc, Vasenet, seventh. Katie Mauder-Henninger, eighth. Kristen Clever, ninth. Tonya Wagner, tenth. Julie Gentry. No ties.

And no one to defend our freedoms. Damn, sorry Caleb, rip. Rip, Caleb. I'll let you all fucking die first. Do you wanna do a list of what the chat think or a poll what the chat thinks is more accurate this list? No Caleb's list. I'm not making a poll for you. I think I Think all CrossFit errs know who Tia Annie and Katrin all are But I think people who don't really know what CrossFit is have probably heard of Katrin and Annie at some point when CrossFit was at its

biggest. You don't think people haven't heard of fucking Tia? I think people have heard of Tia but I'm just saying I would believe it more if someone didn't know who Tia was but knew who Katrin was than the other way around. You know it's crazy none of those drills ever show up in my search. Ever. Who? None of like I none of the. What? It walks more. They don't show up in my explorers. Is that what it's called? My explorer. Yeah. Yeah. Did they probably did five years ago? Did they show up in your guys's explorer? Not anymore. I actually know and none of the

CrossFit guys show up in my explorer either actually now that I think about it. Where do you think Spiegel would rank in I'm not going to be able to play. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play

anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play

anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play anymore. I'm not going to play probably for more popular than for sure and nanny how about Danielle Brandon that's a tough one pretty popular at all yeah pretty low Danielle is below Katie Danny Spiegel now mmm what are her views can you see Danielle's and Danny's views? I can't see Danny's. Why? Oops.

I got you, I got you, Hiller. Nice. Yeah, just read off the last eight. You want to go Daniel Brandon versus any people? What is this picture out for? Look at my shirt. Oh wow. Goodness gracious. Okay, you wanna do? Oh, that's a cute picture. It can't be a pinned to post either. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. All right, you wanna go Danielle Brandon and her one by one. Was that in Crescendo?

No, just give me the Danny Spiegel. All right, Danny Spiegel, first one's $224. Danny Spiegel. All right. Danny Spiegel, first one's 224. And then 1.4 mil, 1.5 mil, 1.2 mil, 1.2 mil. She wins. No shit. Who else? I mean, just give me more numbers.

The next ones? Who was that? Was that Danny or Danielle? Spiegel. I mean, they're all about a million. They're all a little over a million. And she wins. The thing that people forget about

Danny Spiegel's ass is that it is used by some Animal second activity. Oh What what they use it at SeaWorld to call the whales Okay number Oh, okay. Number. What were Daniels does Daniel Brandon get a million views per? Oh, what about brook? Well, it's like 300 to 500. Brooke Wells. Brooke Wells.

I wouldn't even know how to they want food. I don't even know how John How do you do that? Can anyone do what you're doing, John? Or do you have some special software? It's on the Instagram homie software Yeah, Brooke is about like Danielle it's like 200 to 500 but she had a run of 5 1 millions in a row 1.1 1.2 1.4 and then it goes back down normal 300 to 500 Poggi Taylor wants you to be quiet Mike Alpin says that dog Mike Alpin's dog says that dog sounds happy though They want they want food

All right Thank you for participating John, Bryson, Caleb, Taylor, Andrew. See you guys tomorrow morning. Do I have to touch you guys funny again if I want to make an ex-girl? 8AM Pacific Standard Time. Bryson, are you doing your job tomorrow morning? Yeah. Good.

You're a good dude. Okay. Let us say.