The Sevan Podcast - Taylor Self, gives Matt Chan HIIT therapy.
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Whoo, bam, we're live.
Hear me good?
Oh, I didn't bring you a bottle opener for that Tobuu Chico. Okay, I'll grab one in a second. Okay
Yeah, I could hear you
See if
Anybody else could hear us I
Don't know. I think maybe we may have had this scheduled wrong
No, if he was two o'clock for him, it's three o'clock for us, right?
What time is it right now?
One o'clock.
Oh, one o'clock for him?
Are we an hour early?
We're in...
Why is this time zone so hard for us?
So right now in California, it is...
I can't see the time on my side.
I don't even know what time it is here right now.
Right now in California, It's 1 o'clock
Shit let me see I screwed this up. Yeah, I don't know wait
Why won't it
God right wait, so if it's 2 o'clock here. It's 1 o'clock at home. It's 1 o'clock at home
God, I wonder if he can go on I may have fucked this up. Let me call him real quick. Okay
If I fucked it up we'll just
We'll reschedule, okay
Ken what's up, dude? Stote to see you
Guess this what's up, man? Two minutes early. Yeah, Kenneth. I think we're checking on the times. There might have been
I've had something a little off here
Can hear you guys thank you Dennis appreciate that wasn't spicy margaritas that jacked us up this time
No, it was a Sentinel workout
Hard yeah
That was hard. I was hard
Was hard. All right. It was funny to you. I told Lizzie. I was hard. I
Was funny too. I told Lizzie. I was like, I'm only doing five rounds I didn't want to do five rounds and then I was like, I don't care what Taylor says
I'm just doing five literally I finished flat five and then he's like she's you know, quit the workout. Don't do that
And I was like, yeah, they do all eight now. I was wondering how you were gonna handle that
It was like the mental thing just to tell myself myself, like I wasn't going to do it.
And then I still did it.
That was 40 minutes ago.
I'm still not normal.
Was that long ago?
I think so.
I remember thinking, okay, I have 30 minutes to get back together.
And that was 10 minutes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sentinel training.
That was a great workout.
Um, I may have screwed the times up.
Yeah we are in Arizona.
Kenny!
Elizabeth, what's up?
How you doing?
Emma, hi.
I haven't watched in a few weeks and I came back to Seve Santa Claus.
I'm digging the beat.
Kenny!
The two on two off.
Okay guys, I may have screwed this up.
Anyway, let me see what's going on with Kenny Kane.
I think we're an hour or two hours early. I'm juggling a lot of
balls. You know, if you know what I mean. I want to show you guys something. Pretty impressed,
but but also a little disappointed. These are the top donors. If you don't know, California is burning. And
it seems like that there's no seems like there's arsonists now helping the fire burn even faster.
Oh, by the way, so there was a top there was the very first comment here was let me guess
everything since another conspiracy theory. I would love for you to tell me one conspiracy theory I've believed in Just one I
Think Maui was just a drunk guy. I think
LA was just a homeless dude
drug addict I
Think the earth is round. I
Think your mom is pussy is sweet. I mean, I don't know but I know which one of those you
I'm the furthest thing. I think Jews are smarter than
Mexicans, I think Chinese are smarter than fucking Afghanis.
I mean, you know, I mean, I have some weird,
I have some discernments.
I think Indian culture has a way of making beta men.
I think there's a lot of fat white guys
in the United States, like a lot.
I mean, I don't
I don't know if those are conspiracy theories
Just uh, just a dude, um, oh keith fucked you up he did
He's a good dude that matt. Oh keith. Look at him 2k matt. Oh keith
Uh sebon, this isn't a game. You don't have to big dick people by just doing
1001. Oh, yes,001. Oh yes, I do.
Oh yes, I do.
Armenians are top of the food chain.
Sean, Sean draw, DRAIL.
How would you pronounce that?
What do you see?
Oh, the second one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Third one.
Don't ask me DRAIL.
Oh yeah.
Suze is looking at a phone.
He's screwed.
He's on.
You know, it's funny. They go to get closer to see it.
But I know if you watch this on a bigger screen, it's just my face.
Like I'm self-conscious about looking too close.
Keith Fielding.
Oh, let me see if I can.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, no.
Hey, I'm doing a podcast.
Can I call you back?
No, I'm not talking about the community cup.
I can though, but I'm trying to raise money for the gyms in LA. Okay, bye.
Community cup.
Okay. Keith Fielding. Oh, let me put a link to this Go fund me
Down here
Donate money just donate some money just donate like two dollars or something. Just put your credit card in and donate a couple dollars
It doesn't matter
Like even if you already donated some money just donate like a couple dollars more just let's get that thing moving
So the donations it's kind of embarrassing that the donations are stuck at 207
Keith Fielding a a thousand. Don Fall, a thousand. Diablo CrossFit, 500, always generous.
Adam Rothorham, probably a Jew, 500. Jews always give up the good money. Mackenzie Colt, 500.
Giselle Evina, probably sweet piece of ass.
500. Marcus Kowal, a Polish guy.
500. Probably in the mafia.
Probably some sort of illegal like shit.
You know, Polish people.
Julian, Julian Fox.
Nice.
Mexicano 500.
Jason Rees, just your run of the mill white dude.
Yeah.
Sabrina Seymour. Seymour.our Seymour, but oh, yeah
Sabrina's always a nice name. I remember my buddy had a girlfriend in
Junior high was the
They used to like kiss and stuff. I think he was so cool because he kissed Sabrina
Jackson Terry another run-of-the-. Uh, Zia Rojbao.
Is that Zia Zia?
I think so. 500. Yeah.
It's probably like one eighth of her yearly income. Uh, Robert Vartan.
Uh, Jessica McCoy, West LA athletics.
Nice.
Uh, that means it's a knockoff CrossFit gym, but we'll still take your money.
Uh, Austin, uh, Needler, CrossFit Seas, the day Kathy and Jeff
Bla, okay, whatever you say.
Blazco, Blazco.
Yeah.
Cool.
Yeah.
CrossFit Seas today.
I recognize that name.
Okay.
Uh, uh, Jennifer, uh, show skis.
Okay.
People would be like, fuck, I'm not donating now.
They're going to read my name on the seven podcasts.
Mike Barry, that's even money.
Hey, listen, that's money.
Uh, more, better, more spent than trying to save cross regions, by the way, becoming a
member here, especially because the behind the scenes are about ready to get released
to members only.
And you do not want to miss these first two episodes for every new member I get.
I'll donate a dollar starting after Mike.
That's why Susanze is the executive producer.
I really screwed this up with Kenny Kane.
God, I'm such a douche.
Another charity show.
I don't do charity shows.
This is an ethnic discernment show.
You tell me the ethnicity, I tell you what they're good at and what they're not so good at.
But if you do want to donate money,
I'll put a link right there in the chat. There you go.
Oh, Zach.
Oh, okay.
Let's go.
Let's leave the top donors, the ballers,
and let's just go to donors.
See y'all.
Okay.
Jacob Madigan.
Nice. 40 minutes ago, five bucks.
Thank you, Jacob.
Whitey.
And we're taking credit for anything that just happened.
Oh, Barry Tracy. We'll take it.
Nice Barry.
Zachary Cumpanzano.
Thank you. Whoa, Monica.
Holy Monica Deschmooch, spending her husband's money.
Sexist, misogynist.
Silent in the chat, but big on the donations.
There you go, Monica. Look at you.
Look at you. Look at you.
Husband's out there working hard.
Jacob Matt. OK, let me do Jacob Matt again. OK.
We're back. Mason Mitchell.
A thousand bucks.
Just imagine what a transfer my monthly, Okay. We're back. Mason Mitchell. A thousand bucks.
Just imagine what a transfer my monthly,
the seven podcast donation to the CF gyms.
Thanks.
Monthly, don't you?
Is he a member?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, no problem, Mason.
Yes, yes, Mr. Mitchell, right on it.
Yeah.
I was like, is that a fuck you or thank you?
Yeah, yeah.
Are we serving him a cocktail
or are we kicking him out of the bar?
Yeah. A, are we serving him a cocktail? We kicking him out of the bar? Yeah
a
Thousand bucks imagine imagine how good life is if you can donate a thousand bucks or managing just how generous you are
Oh, yeah, that's what I meant
That's right
Don't hate on the rich
Monica meant to donate 100 Monica 100% meant to donate a dollar in panic right now
My wife hasn't talked to me in two days since I donated $1,001
It was the one that sent her over the edge. I should have done 999. That's what I was gonna say
It wasn't a thousand is 999
We we've been filming a vlog and Taylor's here he's over at Greg's house
now watching the kids in the swimming pool I think Hiller's on his way Ken
Walters is I think in town I think Jenny dense updates and her daughter are in town.
Suzy's here.
A couple other people.
It's going to be a good time.
Taylor brought his wife.
My wife's here, obviously.
They got a nice VRBO.
We're all within a block of Greg's house.
We've been hanging out a lot.
You're going to see a lot of funny stuff.
And then tomorrow, we're going to be in the house.
So we're going to be in the house.
So we're going to be in the house.
So we're going to be in the house.
So we're going to be in the house.
So we're going to be in the house.
So we're going to be in the house.
So we're going to be in the house.
So we're going to be in the house. So we're going to be in the house. So we're going to be in the house. So we're going to be in the house.'re all within a block of Greg's house.
We've been hanging out a lot.
You're going to see a lot of funny stuff.
And then tomorrow we spent about, I don't know, six hours in Greg's gym today.
You've probably seen some pictures on the Instagram or on the live stream or on the
internet.
We've been at Greg's gym all day setting up the chairs the tables the audio the video
This is a dry run first. Is that what it's called a dry run test run
What's it called the day before like the yeah, I could dry run test either either worries
I feel like it, you know, that's run. I used to be a thespian. There was before the night before
Opening night we used to do one like for family and friends.
I forget what that's called.
Like a soft opening.
Call that like a restaurants or something, businesses.
What was that called?
Rehearsal. Oh, rehearsal.
Oh, dress rehearsal.
Thank you, Jeffrey Bursfield.
Yeah. Dress rehearsal.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, Jeremy and Jeffrey got it.
Look at Jeremy knows with that hat.
Yeah, that's a dress one with the hat. that guy has a fucking chain and a leather wallet for sure right
Tell me Jeremy is your wallet attached to your thing with some sort of string or something tell me
Tell me
Yeah, I murdered the workout. I murdered the work. I couldn't jump over the rower, but I murdered the burpees.
He's good.
I stepped over the rower.
Ken Walters, Arizona, Mexican restaurant in Old Town.
Nice.
Oh, that's where you are now?
Cool.
That's good.
Yeah.
Ken should be, Ken should be stoked.
This is going to be awesome.
Barefoot burpees is wild.
I did Nick my toe pretty good on on on the
roller on the first round somewhere somewhere on the
concrete in the first round. But after that it was nothing. So
so tomorrow's dress rehearsal for broken science Greg will be
doing 10 one hour lectures five on Saturday five on Sunday. He
only wanted 40 people here. I think I invited 15 on my own. I don't think I was supposed
to do that. But what are you going to do? I think I own the fucking place. Yes, Ken Walters is here.
Let's see what's going on. And then and then and then I've been, I want to hear Kenny, I want to hear the story from Kenny,
Kenny Kane's mouth.
I, if, if Susan and I were talking and Susan was telling me he thinks he lost his gym and
his house.
Yeah.
And, uh, that's a brutal story.
And I think if we share the story on here, uh, people will be more compelled to donate
money.
So, um, I don't, I, I don't care if it's emotional appeal or leveraging his crisis
to raise money, whatever the fuck it is. I want to do it. I want us all to hear it. Be like, okay,
shit. And then the guy, this guy Thomas Highland is actually who's running the GoFundMe. His name
is actually Dusty Highland. I've known him forever. One of the nicest guys, OGs of CrossFit. Just a great,
great guy. I want to say maybe he, in the early days, he was Lindsay Valenzuela's coach. I want
to say he's been to the games a handful of times as a games athlete. Maybe he was Sam Briggs's coach.
I think he was Noah Olsen's coach. Maybe. Yeah. I mean, he's been around forever. He is a truly
a great guy. I want to say he was one of the coaches for the grid league.
Everyone knows him. Everyone loves him. He's that guy, a strong man,
just a good dude, all around a guy with great character.
So he started this page and it would, you know,
it'd be nice to get to the $250,000 goal. I don't think it's,
I don't think it's asking a lot.
And, and you know who all these people are. We all know 100 Crossfitters and just figured it's those people. It's those people who had
their homes burned and lost their gym. And I spoke to Kenny and don't quote me on this,
but he said, I think think he said told me that he
wouldn't be surprised if 30 CrossFit gym members in LA have already lost their homes.
God it's fucking hard for me to even say that.
Wow.
Hey can you imagine just like that scenario and there's like hey you have to leave and
then you kind of watch it and shows a clip of your like neighborhood on the internet
or whatever like on the news like a drone shot over and like you could see where your house used to be and there's nothing
there but just ash and burnt.
Yeah.
Or even, we're seeing stories, right?
It's just a guy sitting in front of a house with a mic.
He's like, this home is on fire now and this home looks like it's going to be on fire in
three seconds because there's flames laughing at its fence.
Then 10 minutes later, which is the report, they pan over to your house and it's toast Oh, yeah, just completely burnt and I don't really know how that works as far as like aid for those people and stuff
But like if there wasn't insurance or anything on it, which it sounds like there there wasn't on a lot of these
You're basically just like that's it, right?
Yes, I'll tell you I'll tell you a story real quick. Olson dude's not a man who is unfamiliar with raising a lot of money himself.
A lot of money for people in need.
Means a lot to me, your donation.
Thanks dude.
So what's been happening in California, it's happened to my wife and I twice in the last
five years is insurance companies are just dropping you left and right.
So you'll get insurance and then you'll get a note a year later they dropped you.
You'll find another insurance carrier, you'll get a note saying they dropped you.
In Los Angeles, there's like, I want to say I heard the number, there's seven, there's
people with $7 billion in home values who have all paid into this public insurance fund
because no one can get insured where their homes are.
And that public insurance fund only has 700 million dollars
I can't remember the name of it
And so they're fucked
Mm-hmm
They're fucked but not only that it's not that people don't have insurance because they haven't been trying
It's that it's really hard getting homeowners insurance in California like really fucking hard
and so
We ended up using a company that helped find us California like really fucking hard and so
We ended up using a company that helped find us
Insurance, you know what I mean? I think I think we pay insurance to three different insurance carriers for our house because we can't find one that will cover
Like every aspect of it
cheese
Crazy reporters shoving mics and firefighters faces while they're trying to fight the fire
argh oh here he is hey dude i think i i think i screwed up oh yeah it's all good i just
had it as two cali time or i understood it as two cali time yeah you were you were right
i fucked it all up oh well listen i'm just picking up my kids now. I'll be back to the hotel room in like
30 or so. If that works. If not, no worries.
Okay, we're probably gonna I'm live on the air right now so people can hear you. But
I'll probably I'll probably finish up here. And then and then I'll res try to reschedule
with you later on this evening.
Okay, cool.
But I'm but I'm dying to hear your story and I'm really sorry I screwed it up, dude
Awesome, but I can't wait to hear your story dude, I can't wait
All right, I'll talk to you later on this evening, okay
Thank you. Thank you. All right. I'll talk to you later on this evening. Okay. Sounds good. Bye.
Bye. All right. I fucked that up. The good news is Shut Up and Scribble will be on today.
So that's cool. Let me see. Remember everyone who's listening, just just three bucks. Oh, five of you have listened or listening.
Oh, Matt Olson.
He did donate money.
Awesome.
Oh, yeah.
Cole Powers.
Nice.
Barry Tracy.
Oh, all right.
Cool.
I'll probably keep doing these shows.
We need to get to 1000 donations.
It shouldn't be that hard.
Just five bucks.
You know what I mean?
Ten bucks.
Good job, Colt.
Like ten bucks is cool.
I know it's a pain in the ass.
You got to put your credit card in.
You got to do all that.
Like mine's just for some reason attached to Google Pay.
I'll donate during the CF Games Update Show tonight.
Are we doing a CF Games Update Show tonight?
Do we have something scheduled? Maybe referring to the Sharpen Scribble one.
Oh, do they have one tonight?
They have one at 4.30.
Oh.
Our time, Mountain Time 4.30.
All right.
This morning, Taylor had the show, so that was cool.
The morning show.
With McCoy.
Yeah, I didn't get a chance to watch it.
Did you watch it?
No, I haven't watched it yet, but I, I, I was away. I got up when he was like kind of finishing it out.
It seemed like it was cool. I would also like to point out that even though Taylor, you know, has his opinions on athletes and, and, uh, and isn't afraid to voice them. them, it's equally matched with his humility in two aspects.
Number one, to show up every single weekend on Kill Tailor,
laid out on the line.
And we know a lot of CrossFit Games athletes watch that show,
and they're too afraid to come on unless it perfectly,
perfectly fits their specialty movements.
And then the second aspect of that is that show with McCoy.
That's literally getting, number one, most people
won't even seek mentorship because
they're afraid to kind of be exposed like that.
And number two, a lot of people would not do it, film it, and then have that session
live for the world to see.
And Taylor does both those things.
So you really have to think about the humility involved in that to be able to do Kill Taylor
and especially the stuff with McCoy.
It's really cool.
Yeah. He's crazy humble. It's really cool.
Yeah, he's crazy humble.
It's a miss for people not to see that.
Edging, the fair plan is available to California residents
and businesses in urban and rural areas who can,
why do you have to say that, urban and rural?
Can't you just say, that means everywhere, right?
Anyway, that's not a new edging, I'm just saying.
Business, residents and businesses in urban and rural areas who cannot obtain insurance through
regular insurance company okay so that's a public plan and what I heard is is the areas
that have been burned there's there's seven billion dollars worth of property that's insured
using the fair plan and yet the pool only has like six or seven hundred million in it
it's absolutely nuts people are going to be people are going to be jacked up. And you know some people when you watch these
live streams of the fire burning every once in a while you'll see a comment saying fuck
those people they're rich let it burn. That that's crazy to talk like that because first
of all those are usually people who are rich probably have worked, all the rich people I know have worked very, very hard for their money.
And second of all, those are the people staying at hotels, going to restaurants, buying bicycles
at the bicycle shop, buying new cars.
They're the ones you want those people having money and spending money.
You don't want that group of people getting jacked up.
You don't want the government taking their money so that it goes to, you know, social justice
nonsense. And you don't want them in a situation. When rich people are hurt,
they don't take it on the chin. They stop paying people around them. What they do is they cut the
spend on other things, going to restaurants, having nannies, getting their car painted,
shit like that. They're not, they're going to try to maintain their lifestyle. Eddie
Alvarado. Wow, that's an awesome name. Eddie Alvarado, two-time Golden Gloves champion.
Racist.
$49.99.
Thank you.
Speaking of a guy who...
Gardener, chef, landscaping, et cetera.
Yeah, all that shit.
Well, not to mention the job creation.
I mean, all of you are talking about is where that money goes after they've
made it. Let's talk about all the money that goes into the overhead that supports the surrounding
businesses that usually support that business. And then let's talk about all the job creation
that comes from that business being created in the first place. And then talk about the
money that they make and how that's distributed back into the local economy.
So, someone said, why does Zuckerberg need a $270 million yacht?
Like, I don't know, but the 10,000 people
that it employed to fucking make that yacht,
and the other 500 people who work year round
to maintain that yacht, have no fucking problem with it.
And then all the technology that was used,
cutting edge technology that was used to make that yacht,
is now being passed down to other people
at a more affordable cost.
Yeah.
And the Mesa Mitchell point, this is kind of a fallacy that a lot of people think too
when it comes to people that have high net worth is that the majority of that money is
sitting under a mattress and being hoarded.
And majority of the time, all of that money, especially if you create a business, is just
in equities.
And if you do have a ton of that money, you're not putting it in a bank and you're not, you're not keeping it in a mattress, uh, can be in a hidden in your mattress. You're
usually putting that into other assets that are either going to create more money, which
therefore create more opportunity. So it's kind of a misnomer to think that like, because
I made a hundred dollars, Sevan doesn't have a chance to make any money now because it's
hoarded under my mattress. That's not how wealth creation or money creation even exists.
And I believe Matt can correct me if I'm wrong, the bank only has to hold on to 10% of that
money. The other 90% they put back into the system.
Yeah. And Mason, I would say it's not a strong assumption. I would actually say that it's
a fact. I think your assumption would be strong that they're keeping it. And I would love
to see where you got that data from because I could show you where that money usually allocates. I mean, you
think fucking Elon Musk has got $168 billion stashed under his house? No.
Yeah, it's crazy to think that rich people are somehow... It's crazy to think that money
can be wasted. You don't understand money if you think money can be wasted.
If you think someone buying a $4 million diamond ring is a waste, you have no idea.
You have no understanding how money works.
It's like thinking that you can waste time.
It's not even yours to waste.
You can't even control it.
In the fact that there's not like a ceiling on on dollars like the the banks are creating it
So like it's not like if you take from the pie the pie
shrinks
It is this doesn't how that works
Is hiller on his way?
Yeah, his plane takes off at like um what you would call it like now
I think to head here. He doesn't get here till this evening. Did he do a live show from the airport?
What's that?
Did he do a live show from the airport?
Did he do a live show?
I didn't even know he did a live show.
I'm just looking at the chat.
Don't rich people normally have the money invested in stocks and assets and then take
out loans against the money so they can show an income of zero?
No, stop listening to the fucking tick fucking TikTok, you know, entrepreneur people.
But even if they were doing that, that doesn't the money still flowing.
And the money is created by the bank anyway.
So it's doesn't like it's just put an existence by that loan.
It's not taken from anybody else.
It's created once that loan is being written.
Matt Burns, he ass pounded Sporty Beth again.
Oh, okay. Well, she's got a lot of ass to pound. And he ass pounded sporty Beth again. Oh, oh, okay. Well she's
got a lot of ass to pound. And he did do it from the airport looks like the comment about
I can't see shit on my phone. I don't know how these people do these shows on the phone
like this when we have them. The don't I'm gonna put a link to the donation. All I'm
asking for is $5. Just go over to click that link or go to the GoFundMe page, put in the put in
a loan, put in a loan, put in a donation. Let's see where we're at. 217.
Kara Smith. Thank you. Jeremy Flatter. Jeremy Flatter. Flatter. I hardly know her.
Uh, Grithil Perdomo. Hey, if you have your picture in this, does that mean you just donate
a lot of money? You hang out a lot on GoFundMe? Yeah, maybe. You have a profile picture? Are
you just one of those people that instantly upload a profile picture when you sign in?
Look at that name. Parfalgrin. Uh, Ryan Royal. 100 bucks. Thank you, dude. Great donation.
All right, we're cruising.
Four donat- we get one donation every five minutes. That's good.
Diggin' it. We're on a roll.
That's cool.
Sevan, have you seen Love Lies Bleeding?
Oh shit. I have to watch-
Man on Fire.
Man on Fire. Is that tonight? Is it Friday? Yeah. oh shit. I have to watch um Man on fire man on fire that is that tonight today Friday. Yeah. Oh shit. I think somebody earlier maybe it was a
Keeping it real was like are you guys doing binge bros tonight? No, baby bros. Hello doesn't even get here till later
You guys gonna have a late show, huh? Yeah, I'm gonna have to watch that
I'm gonna have to find out if you let me ask killer if he watched it
Of course, he probably watched it. He's like, uh, this, this month. No, but I know it. Andrew. Uh, did you watch man on fire?
Kara Smith. I'm also sharing the link on socials. Awesome.
Terrible time to be watching man on fire. Okay.
Travis. God, he's not wrong.
He's not wrong.
Listen, we had that scheduled way before the fire.
We had that scheduled way before the fire.
Oh, that's awesome.
I'm a big Denzel fan too.
Do you like Denzel Washington?
Love him.
Denzel, Johnny Depp, and Jason Bateman.
I'll watch anything that those guys are in.
Love those guys.
I'm just trying to think if there's any females like that, female actresses.
Oh, the GoFundMe page grabbed my picture from the nail tech profile.
Oh, my wife just told me you left your wallet and glasses at the house.
Me?
No, me.
Oh, and my clothes.
Oh, by the way, I'm just in my underwear.
When we leave, if you see me walk out of the house, my underwear, will you say something?
Yeah, I didn't even, I didn't even know where we were at when we were leaving.
That's how fucked up you were from the workout?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was in a weird fit.
Did you see when I drove here?
I didn't I didn't push the gas once. I know I just put it in drive and coasted down the street for fucking five minutes
I was right. I don't even know what happened. I was wrecked. Where is that post where?
Taylor's ass pounding Matt Chan
Oh
Is that on the Crosby games page page no, I think it's on Calipas
Maybe was a clip off clip as in snap
That's definitely gonna be a topic of the show on Tuesday. I want to talk about that. They are Calipa is Calipa
Leaves getting miles out of that Matt Chan
Interview
I'm on Calipas page. I don't see it. You know, it's in scan, right? Yeah Interview.
I'm on Kalipa's page.
I don't see it.
You're on his Instagram, right?
Yeah.
Does his, do you know the name of his podcast?
Train, is it Train?
Is it Train Hard Fit?
Hard Train, Train Hard?
Train Hard Fit.
Train was on Kalipa.
Suzy, I need to know the dog cancer pills name
Then Oh Finn bend is all
Then bend is all and bend is all where is that and is it an NC fit
No, isn't it doesn't need you like a train hard now. You're I see this sucks. I have no controls
I don't even know what time it is or anything I'm at train hard fit
And I don't see the post if you could access the thread you might be able to see it
I can't pull up O'Keefe's bio on
HWPO website and read it
There you just doing that to trigger us aren't you?
Hardly training
Where is that where Chan was on Khalifa? I know where is that? Let me let me ask
Or does it say in that screenshot? Yeah, I think it does if you like you could probably
decipher or
Just ask this text Taylor
I wonder if I should put Taylor in my favorites if I'm there in the relationship yet. I
Have room for one more
oh they don't have to boot anybody yeah okay that's good you see love your love
you and Susa media launch site is great no awesome school one the actual website don't go to the website school.com school.com slash media lunch
We get some John Denver going would really set them the donations why is my phone takes
So weird Mason just like some like heartfelt acoustical playing while we're on just to pull out the heartstrings.
Thank you, Ninos.
I'm glad you...
I should have called Taylor on the...
Appreciate that.
... on the work phone.
Hey, where did you...
Where did you ask pound Matt Chan?
What was the Instagram account?
It's on his account, his page.
Give me one second.
I'm going to pull the post up just so I know which one it is.
Do you want me to call you?
Want me to call you on the work phone?
Are you live right now?
Yeah. Yeah. Call you on the work phone? Oh, are you live right now? Yeah.
Yeah.
Call me on the work phone.
Or should I send you a link?
Yeah, send me a link and I'll put my headphones in.
Okay.
Okay.
Bye.
Dog is safe.
Friends dog is on the brink.
That sucks.
Okay.
No, my dog's dead.
Oh, your dog. No, Noodle's dog. Sorry to Oh, your dog. No, Noodle's his dog. Sorry to hear about your dog.
Do the people know about your dog? Oh, that's awesome. Uh, uh, Hiller hasn't watched it yet.
That's awesome. Oh, he's never watched Man on Fire. No, I don't think so. That has to be the first movie
I've ever watched that he's never watched. Okay. Uh, I know that's weird, yeah, also which one of these is it probably one of the first ones
It's not the stupid pin thing up there is it born primitive outdoor podcast no
This one doesn't even have any comments
Oh
any comments. Oh, oh, here it is. Here it is. Found it. Okay. For this, this you guys have to donate money to listen to this. This is going to be some world class content. Okay.
Hi, how are you? What's up? Okay. So is there something we have to hear Matt Chan say here?
Oh, he doesn't say anything. He just go to go to his go to the caption. Look it. Look at what he-
This one, VO2 max targeted and a crossfit- oh shit, he doesn't even call it crossfit anymore.
God, you've turned into a cmat-chan. Holy shit. Holy shit.
Are your headphones plugged in, Taylor? Yeah, Taylor. I don't think your headphones are plugged
in. They are plugged. Hold on. Give me a second. Audio. Oh, earpods. It says I'm using my earpods
microphone. Does this not work? Tell those bitches in the background reduce background noise. Yes
Is that better?
The laugh track going the whole time
Restaurant, sorry. Why does he call it? Hi it workout. Why doesn't he call it CrossFit?
high intensity inbred training
I think that's what Matt chance doing right here
to the inbred training. I think that's what Matt Chan's doing right here.
This one tested my engine this week.
A mix of steady state and high intensity efforts
to push the limits of endurance and power.
By the way, the only CrossFit Games athlete
that I've seen that's donated money is Justin Medeiros
to the fire.
Here's the breakdown, a 1500 meter row at zone two,
steady pace, four rounds.
He can't even do a go back.
I'll just let the letter play through again.
He can't even do a thruster correctly anymore.
One one.
He's squatting for medicine ball this has been doing crossfit 17 years.
So you know he has massive issues right like his knees are all jacked up and he's got all
these resentments against the methodology and it's and it's uh it's his own personal
issues he doesn't understand hey dude the methodology didn't destroy you it's
you being an idiot but then watch his thrusters he can't even extend his hips
before pressing overhead look at this early press press press press dude what
are you doing this guy sucks okay and then and then, and then, so you said so CrossFit because he said H-I-I-T, right?
Yeah, it is CrossFit.
This is, yeah, you can just go ahead and read.
I mean, it's...
Taylor Self, let me know when you...
Oh, no, that's him.
Go earlier.
Yeah, yeah.
Matt, so CrossFit.
Then he responds, I don't disagree.
This is the problem with critics or internet experts
They don't do difficult work of looking into a program to see what the practical application of a program play out
Of a program play out in the gym. I don't understand that it sounds like someone who had a stroke wrote it
And then you write back Matt Chan everything you do now is counter CrossFit culture clickbait and rage bait
You are the internet expert critic. The hypocrisy is wild. Your message could simply be branded as coach more not CrossFit bad.
CrossFit hurt me. You train hours upon hours every day for years. That's not what is taught in L1.
Stop blaming CrossFit for wanting to compete at the games, Matthew. Also, Z2 is a waste of time.
Zone 2 is a waste of time for most people. Matt Chan then responds, wow, Taylor, you know me so
well. You're sorely mistaken if you think that I train for more than two hours a day more than a
few days a year while I was training for the CrossFit Games. Like you said that would be
contradictory to what I was teaching both at the CrossFit level one and the level two seminars as
well as most of the content of the CrossFit competitor scores not to mention in that era
that I competed 2008 to 2013 volume did not gain you much advantage
technique and skill acquisition and skill acquisition did.
Hey anyway regarding I hate the phrase I hate the phrase skill acquisition too it's a big
word for getting better at gymnastics skills and it's just a big word that douches like
this and cups like this like to use to make them sound smarter than you.
Skill acquisition is just code speak for doing a strict ring muscle up if you can't do one,
practicing strict ring muscle ups or practicing L-sit to handstands.
It's practice.
It's practice.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
Regarding zone two work, you should consider who the athletes are and what your coaching and what their goals are
Are their goals to compete at fitness competitions or to be able to go backpacking on the weekends?
Are they lifting at weightlifting comps or are they skiing with their families?
I don't know 20 to 30 percent reduction in all-cause mortality improved cardiovascular health and efficient and flexible
Mitochondrial functionality and improve vo2 all sound pretty good to me
Go ahead what he's failing to mention. As you can see, go ahead.
What he's failing to mention here is you get all of the accommodating aerobic benefits
that he's mentioning from anaerobic training and you get them without the accommodating
loss of muscle mass, the loss of power, the loss of strength and loss of speed.
Yes, you don't develop the extent of your aerobic base during aerobic training, but
you develop enough of aerobic base for 99.999% of the population to benefit massively from
it without experiencing all of the negative side effects from steady state cardio that
you get on reducing muscle mass.
Also there's nothing for bone density.
It's just this guy's an idiot.
He's not an idiot.
He's resentful at CrossFit.
Yeah, I think that's a better analysis.
As you can see by that, and you can tell that just by the fact that he calls it HIIT or
whatever.
Dude, that's such a...
Oh.
As you can see by that video, I'm not saying high intensity doesn't have its place.
It simply isn't the primary component of my programming.
Yeah, you're programming anymore. I program for CrossFit.com and I'll be the first to
tell you I used to prioritize relative intensity per the methodology, but I've seen friends,
clients, and coworkers follow a similar path to me for similar reasons. If you're still
following the high intensity prescription daily, I'm glad it's working for you.
But he's missing the point. Again, he says the words relative intensity and then he immediately follows that up with if you're still following the high
Thank you, if you're still following the high intensity protocol daily
Second is after he says I taught the relative intensity
You're so what I just don't understand where that disconnect happens in four words
How you go from understanding that it is relative intensity
to then saying that I used to do the high intensity daily.
Where did that, where's the,
where did you lose track of relative intensity
in the four seconds that it took you
to get to the next sentence?
I don't like, you get what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
Where did that go?
He has it in the thing as high intensity
in real training. Exactly.
And also, I mean, this is a little thing a nuance
but any guy who's a big enough of a douchebag to say 1500 meter row at
symbol zone to pace when it takes less work to actually write out the letters
a and t you have to hold down the shift button and then hit add. It's the same number of buttons, bro. What are you doing?
Your workout is high intensity. Your workout is high intensity relative to most workout
regimes and you're full of it. You fail to address so many things. Relative intensity
is one. The loss of strength, power and speed that accommodates some to aerobic training.
The aerobics adaptations you gain from anaerobic training, et cetera.
All you are doing is adding a specific intent strategy
for adaptation to all your workouts,
which is simply called coaching.
And again, you build a brand brick by brick
on the foundation that is CrossFit,
then turn around and take a crap on it.
Shows exactly who you are, a douche.
I love that.
I'm gonna start spelling douche like that.
You won't get reported if you do it that way.
That's why I do that.
Let me know when you get a better understanding of training protocols outside the four walls
of your current knowledge base that you're limiting yourself to and we can have an adult
conversation.
It's funny.
I stay in touch with many of my fellow staff members, current and former, and they get
it and we talk.
What do they get through things without having to maintain this perception of loyalty, loyalty
dude. He doesn't know anything about loyalty. Loyalty, dude.
He doesn't know anything about loyalty. No, probably. He probably sells states, deep state secrets to China. This guy does he, he sells his own programming.
Yeah. That's what this is about. That's all it's about.
He sells programming and he's click baiting people into like, it's,
it's like, uh, attacking the hand that feeds you.
Like, I just don't, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I mean, I do get it.
I, you know, who doesn't do that?
Josh bridges doesn't do that.
Rich doesn't do that.
Josh just straight up says, Hey, I don't like these movements
and I don't do them anymore.
Exactly.
And that's great, dude.
You don't want to do hands in.
Great.
You, I mean, there's literally nothing wrong with that.
And in fact, I agree a lot with a lot of the things
that Josh Bridges says.
Most people don't need to do a handstand pushup.
That's not the crossing methodology
I think you should be able to.
And I think a lot of people still do want to do them.
They want to learn how to do them.
And that's cool.
But also Josh has got a banged up neck
and his knees been screwed on nine times, and
so there are a lot of things he doesn't do.
And I'm similar.
This guy just doesn't have the self-awareness and the humility to admit that he has a resentment
against CrossFit because of his misuse of the methodology I'll say.
Maybe his misuse of his own physical capabilities.
Why won't he say CrossFit? Why does he say H-I-I-T?
Because he's an asshole.
Matt Chan, you went on Kalipa's show and talked for an hour about how CrossFit beat you up and you could never recover because you didn't have an aerobic base
and how that was the CrossFit methodology's fault.
I don't want to have an adult conversation with a cuck who takes the low road to build a brand then burn the bridge.
You don't acknowledge everything amazing about the methodology
and said, focusing on how it doesn't have enough zone to like, really?
Just say you're psychologically intolerant to discomfort.
And that's why you only want to ride a bicycle at a conversational pace and do
do power raises. I don't know what those are.
That's fine, bro. But it's not CrossFit's fault.
It's not about loyalty.
I'm not saying some two doesn't zone two doesn't work. I'm saying if you have an hour to work out, the CrossFit regime fault. It's not about loyalty. I'm not saying Zone 2 doesn't work.
I'm saying if you have an hour to work out, the CrossFit regime beats anything and everything
under the sun.
Minimum effective dose.
You're like the doctor throwing oxys at his patient because it's what they want and it'll
make them feel good.
Meanwhile, failing to mention that losing weight, moving frequently will solve many
of the symptoms that are giving them a temporary treatment for.
It's cuck shit.
You aren't smarter than Glassman or even scratching the surface and improving what he created pretending that you are as absolutely bonkers
Imagine pretending that sitting on a bike for two hours is a better use of your time and you'll get fitter
Than doing seven minutes of burpees
It's it's just so not true.
This is the most engagement he's had on his Instagram account
in fucking 10 years.
100%.
He's got 170,000 followers.
90% of them are Indian bots.
Hey, that is true.
When I had 100,000 followers, like 60% of my following
was from India.
It was so weird.
Really?
Yeah.
It was so weird. So? Yeah. It was so weird.
So fucking weird. This guy sucks.
I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that I bought all my followers.
I hate that guy.
How do I... Oh, I don't... I can't even organize this.
I can't even organize this in the...
This computer is weird.
Yeah, we got to mute that notification button too. Are Are you guys did you guys finish your show with that guy?
No, I fucked it up. I had the time all wrong
When is it? I don't we I don't even know now. Oh damn
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Love you guys.
Are you at Greg's?
We were just at Greg's.
We all did a workout.
Did you tell everybody the workout?
No, go ahead.
Tell them.
We did a sick workout.
This is CrossFit Charlotte's workout of the day tomorrow. Uh, it's two minutes of work.
It's a partner workout, two minutes of work, two minutes of rest for eight rounds. Um,
one partner works on one two minute window. Partner two works on the next two minute window.
And it's a 25 calorie row buy-in for guys, 20 calories for ladies. And then max burpees
over the rower and their main time. It was super hard.
Susan took a three round took a three round.
What do they call it tribute for the LA fire victims?
Yeah, I did five hard and then three.
No, no, no.
So he's like, guys, I'm just gonna do five rounds.
I'm losing intensity.
It's not gonna hit the stimulus.
No point.
I heard him saying that in the middle of my burpees. I'm thinking this fucking assholes not getting out of eight rounds
Dude, I'm I'm following Chan's program and it was five rounds hard three rounds
I'm done too. You know, your wife was over there being like Susie. Don't listen to him. She was so good
Yeah, I was like Susie you're doing eight rounds and I was like, I don't care what Taylor says I'm doing five
And then he literally says one thing. Oh, you're gonna fuck quit the workout. Don't quit the workout. I was like Suzy you're doing eight rounds and I was like, I don't care what Taylor says I'm doing five and then he literally says one thing. Oh, you're gonna fuck quit the workout. Don't quit the workout. I was like
Now I'm doing all eight
Alright, I gotta eat. Love you guys. I'll see you later
All right, so that's a little catch up on the
Matt Tran Matt trans
Drama Vicki Duncan $10. Thank you.
Scott's whites are probably his third donation.
Thank you, Scott.
You demand, uh, Kara Smith.
And, you know, I don't, I don't even, like, I don't, I'm not like that mad at the fact
that he's like going to do that shit for like his own programming.
You know, I just think like, and if anything, it's just, um, I don't think it sheds him
in the best light either.
You know, if you look deep you look deeper into it, right?
Because he could have said everything he had said and said,
some of the things that I've learned over CrossFit for the years
and then kept going on with it,
and I don't think it would have been an issue at all.
I just think a lot of these people that built their brand,
built their name through sitting on the shoulders of CrossFit, right?
Nobody would have known who he was, not even a competitor,
just the fact that he was in the space as a, as a seminar staff member.
I don't know if he was a Flowmaster, but he did his own like competitors course with Spheal
for a while. Like there was just a lot of notoriety that CrossFit helped him get to
where he was now. So to not really acknowledge it at all and then kind of push it as like,
hey, this, this beat me up, but this is what I'm doing now and this is better.
You know, that always just kind of leaves a bad taste in your mouth, right?
So it's just like, dude, you could say that without having to bash it on the other side.
I really like how froning and bridges just, you're like, yeah, whatever my problem is,
it's just, I still do CrossFit.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's like catching your girlfriend cheating on you, but then you say you still fuck her, but you call her by a different name.
I'm not calling you by your name. You just hoe. Come here. Ho. Uh, Saban, did you get your toe
to your mouth? I did not. Hey, when, when I, when I got, I was going to try, but I don't think I
should, uh, when I would get off the rower and I only did 20 calories. The first round, if you want to hear something funny, the first, so
Sousa was going with someone else and I was going with someone else so we were
both on the rower at the same time and when we got off the rower I got off at
the exact same time as Sousa and as I was resting I was like man I did as good
as Sousa and the very next thought was oh but wait
Taylor scales me to 20 calories. That means Susan did 25 when I did 20. It's like son of a bitch That's right. You you got your victory in the later rounds
God that hurt. I did not get my toe to my mouth. So
Rica $10. Thank you. Gracias
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And then Susan and I will hopefully get to hear the story firsthand from a guy who's in LA who lost his home and his CrossFit gym.
And, and hopefully that will compel people to be like, wow, this shit is real and donate
more money.
All right.
Love you guys.
Affiliates first.
Nothing better.
It's one of the promising aspects of our society.
And I think that's the biggest thing that we can do. All right. Love you guys. Affiliates first. Nothing better. It's one of the promising aspects of our society is just the affiliate where people go in,
get better, come out, and offer a fantastic contribution to society.
I'll see you guys later.
Bye bye.
Because of CrossFit, I've been able to become a mom.
And that's not something I ever expected to do.
A random atriosis diagnosis is different.
But there was a time in my life where it was really bad.
I couldn't bring groceries in without being in pain.
I couldn't hold my husband's hand without triggering
chronic nerve pain. I couldn't hold my husband's hand without triggering chronic
nerve pain and I gave up that dream of becoming a mom because I knew that with
endometriosis I was gonna struggle with fertility and didn't want to risk being
that kind of mom that wasn't present physically for my daughter when those
inflammation flare-ups happen. And me and my husband went through the process of grieving and accepting that.
The main priority was like my quality of life and can I manage the inflammation and not be in pain.
I actually started CrossFit as like last resort because the other options of surgery or
narcotics, it just didn't sound like a viable solution for me without accepting
some of the long-term damage that would come with that. And so just decided, you
know what, I'm just gonna try CrossFit and see what can be done. And it slowly
helped build up a lot of strength and helped manage my anxiety and my hormones.
Little did I know as I was improving my health over the years that my body was
gonna become fit enough to become pregnant. It made it possible for me to have her
because here she is.