The Sevan Podcast - The Next Coming | Live Call In

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

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Available right away. Bam, we're live. Looks like the power went out last night I had to come in here and reboot Reboot Reboot Everything Judy what's up

Chris what's up Mike What's up dude Wad zombie Wad zombies in the house Oh look I got the shut up and scribble background up did you guys know i could be on that show how come they've never invited me onto that show i'm so sad let's see up there it is let's see if we can fix that uh i wonder if that happens too when um the power goes out

it changes all the uh settings can you guys hear me okay i haven't even checked that everyone can hear me okay what the fuck is up denny's denny's seven, what do we need to do to turn this into a college football pod? Oh, I guess I just need to start watching college football. Should we do that? You know what? I've never been into college football. You want to know why? When I used to watch when I was a kid, I used to watch a shitload of football. Then all day Sunday watching that dumbass shit. And actually, I probably wasn't even a football fan i was a 49er and raider fan i just watched all the 49er and raider games um but college football i didn't like it

because i just thought why would i invest in these guys they're they switch teams every four years i didn't like that so uh it's more emotional really all right if you say so hey athena good morning uh rambler hey good morning mr flores hi marissa marissa marissa hana hosa imagine having the word ho in your name hana hosa extra sloppy what's up mr dola uh who's this hi welcome to the show caveman move never seen you before first time here paulina hey is it kind of lame if i say hey first time here and then he responds with dude i've been watching the show for two years i'm in the comments every day i'm like oh

He responds with, dude, I've been watching the show for two years. I'm in the comments every day. I'm like, ooh, yikes. Mike, what's up? Vindicate. You wouldn't be able to watch college football. Every commercial break is an ad for the vid, VX, or flu shot. Oh, really?

That doesn't surprise me. But thank you. You're right. I wouldn't like that. I don't want to support that shit. How about them fights? Crazy night last night. Crazy night.

Hey, that's the first time that there was a boxing match last night with a guy named Ryan Garcia fighting. And I wasn't a fan of Ryan Garcia, but for some reason last night he won my heart. I started liking him yesterday. His approach and, I mean was he's been around forever he's he's kind of like turning into a cool cool cool man i didn't watch the down under championships um but i i did see some clips uh that were pretty funny um and i suspect uh andrew hiller is gonna have a field day um with it so i'm kind

of excited for that oh uh tim uh tim wittius uh having a good weekend yeah uh not tim wittius tim tim murray tim murray i think wittius might have had a bad weekend. I think Tim did it. I think he won. I think he's good to go. I think his shit's over. Jedediah is tied for first place and has three more events left. We could even...

We could even... Let me see. What was the name of it? Wheel Wad? Let me see. What was the name of it? Wheel Wad? Let me see if, oh, they're live now. Okay. Oh, this is definitely not Jedediah's class. Doing wall balls.

Wow, what class is this? What's up with these dudes? These dudes just look like regular dudes. I wonder what class is this what's up with these dudes these dudes just look like regular dudes i wonder what class this is oh maybe this is the short stature class i can't tell what the fuck these guys are you think they should put what the uh what the um i don't know what you call it they used to call it disability i don't think you're allowed to call it that anymore. Like, what's wrong with that dude? Maybe he's in one of... Is he missing any pieces?

I should be in that class, whatever that class is. Anyway, if anyone sees Jedediah go on, tell me. It'd be cool to watch him. He's tied for first place. Oh, it's probably neuromuscular division. What's that mean? They don't have complete control of their muscles? That guy had fucking twice the muscles I have.

Anyway, if someone sees him go on, tell me. We'll pull it up. He's tied for first. It's gonna be a Tough day for him fun day exciting day Uh cave dastro you would place at least top 10 in that division I wonder if I could qualify for that division. I should go look at that and set that as a goal Oh for that division. I should go look at that and set that as a goal. Oh, you saw that a Sabir and Kelly. Uh, uh, what division is that bodybuilding guy in that you post in your IgE? That was crazy, right? I don't know. That was absolutely amazing. I had no idea his body was going to look like that when he sat down. Okay.

Do you guys want to... Do you guys want to... Do you want to do any more affiliate things? Someone sent me this thing this morning that's completely absurd. I don't know if I should get into it or if we should just like be done with that that or maybe I should even have Susie here to balance that shit

out it's um I don't even know if I know where it is oh it's the It's, um, I don't even know if I know where it is. Oh, it's the, it's this clip. It's this clip. Oh, Judy, we would listen to you, um, read recipes.

Oh, all right. Well, that's easy. Uh, it's this clip. Have you guys seen this clip? You guys want to, uh guys wanted uh let me see uh i'm over the affiliate talk it's been oversaturated okay fine we'll leave this guy alone this is just this is an absurd clip though this is an absurd clip anytime if someone's weighing in on the um affiliate thing this is all i'm gonna say make sure you know what their angle is. And don't accept, well, don't accept this premise either.

Well, if you could afford it, just pay it. Or my favorite one is, if you can't afford this, you are going to go out of business anyway. That's like saying, well, I raped you because, you know, you were going to have sex with me at the end of the date anyway. It's like, no, it doesn't work like that. Just be careful. There's a lot of fucking crazy propaganda talk out there. Make sure you know everyone's angle. And listen, if you do have an angle, just start with it. Just be transparent.

Like my angle is this. I want CrossFit to fucking succeed and grow that's my angle i just want it to grow huge it helps my podcast it's good for me and sell more coffee and peptides for my friends and then make more money so there but that guy's name is fern oh yeah coach jay fern it's a fucked up clip oh even hillers weighed in on it this is a terrible take oh it's so it's so fucked up and what's crazy is people are gonna believe it people are gonna believe it oh i'll wait till, Darren, someone, you should open an affiliate. I am, uh, if, if Hillary, if Hillary, Hillary, no, uh, what's the other guy's name? If Matt Sousa comes on, I'll pull that clip up.

And he's, he's been great's been great balance in this whole discussion. Oh, shit. That guy is a staffer. Okay. Well, then that. So I knew that guy. I knew that guy made money off of affiliates. He had something.

He sold affiliates. There's three things that I know about this guy. Four things. People really like this guy. i've never heard anything bad about this guy i've only heard good things about this fern guy so that then the second thing is is he makes a shit load i've heard he makes a shit load of money selling shit to affiliates and i've heard he works for crossfit and uh one of his business partners uh has said some really fucking bad shit about me like like completely unnecessary bad shit not like i'm perfectly okay with uh he's a know-it-all the show sucks um he he he takes a firm stand on racism he has zero tolerance for racism. He's intolerant about racism.

Although that's not true. I have tons of racist friends. But. I mean, I live in a town full of racists. I'm in California. Oh, that guy owns an affiliate that has 300 members at 200 a person and he doesn't pay affiliate fees because he's on staff yeah oh uh he uh ryan uh he did my l2 awesome guy yeah i've heard great shit about him

uh fern is a good dude they run best hour of the day the take is pretty off to me too yeah dude it's so bad it's so fucking manipulative it's nasty you should pull it down it makes him look so fucking bad well the thing is is some people are gonna buy it should we just play it fuck it here we go can't we can't just sit here and crucify the guy without giving everyone a fair chance of hearing him. I wonder where Sousa is. I would really like his take on this. I'm going to try to stay calm. Okay, here we go.

All right, kids. The day has come. All right, kids. Douche. Just my first thought. The day has come. The day has come. The day has come.

We're already posturing like he knew or we knew. It's your fault. You knew. Come. Affiliate fees are going up. Okay, so now he said something. Affiliate fees are going up. Okay, so now he said something. Affiliate fees are going up. If you've been paying attention at all, you were probably anticipating this. Dickhead move. Dickhead. If you're paying attention at all, you knew this was coming. What a douche.

Just insider bullshit talk. Complete fucking manipulative fucking emotional garbage hey that's like uh that's like hey you should have taken the vaccine talk hey you what do you mean of course you take it what are you stupid at this point here's the deal at this point here's the deal i'm not entirely sure that it matters how you feel about the price increase i've already told i've already fucking told you that if you didn't know this is coming you're an idiot uh but understand that you do uh let's go with jaco's you and now he so he hasn't said anything yet but now he's invoking jaco if you know who jaco is jaco is a uh retired i believe a united

states navy seal um he owns a crossfit gym he uh people really enjoy his instagram post where he posts pictures of his watch showing that he wakes up at four in the morning. He has a podcast with really fucking overdramatic lighting. And he talks in like Echo Charles Charlie talk. People love his shit. He's crazy popular. And he sells energy drinks to the CrossFit community. And he hangs out with Joe Rogan and stuff like that. The enemy gets a vote deal. You do get a vote in how you manage this

meaning the enemy gets a vote you do get a vote in how you manage this meaning um if you cannot afford the affiliate fee or you're struggling at three thousand um so now he's placing the argument as if whether you can afford it or not or whether you're struggling. OK, so remember, that's the same way people he's telling you now how to think. But he didn't tell you he's telling you how to think, you know, when people say stuff like, hey, abortion is about women's rights or not women's rights or it's about medical freedom of choice or those things. That side never is like, hey, did you kill a baby or not? of choice or those things that side never is like hey did you kill a baby or not they tell you how to fucking think about it but they didn't tell you that they're telling you how to think about it they're saying it like it's a reality now does this guy know he's doing that or not i have no

idea like i said i've only heard good shit about this guy fern so i'm guessing he's just um um maybe like a little bit of an unconscious simpleton and he doesn't know he's doing it. But if he does know he's doing it, it makes him vile. So I can't tell. But now he's about to tell – he's not going to tell you that, hey, there's different ways to think about it. He's going to be like, hey, you're either in or you're out kind of situation. He's telling you how to think about it. And the way he's telling you to think about it is can you afford it or not afford it.

You see Fern is a good dude yeah you like him everyone likes the dude it's like we're gonna get to a point what you're gonna see it's gonna it only gets worse uh it only gets worse but he hasn't said anything yet so we don't know we don't know. We don't know. Maybe he's going to be like, fuck HQ. But we know he's laid this out. He's invoked Jocko. No idea what that even meant. And he lets you know that you're a kid and he's in a superior position for you. Here's the deal. That was already a problem.

Going up to 4,500, Again, regardless of how you feel about it, like there are things that you can do about that. You can increase revenue, all of that kind of stuff. So now it's your, it's on you. It's on you to figure out how to pay it. Here's my thought. Let me give you some other alternative ways of thinking about it. Just, just for example, is there a better way to spend your money is there a better way to spend your money maybe it's like hey uh in my opinion oh he he probably should have started this whole thing with like hey guys i work at hq and i sell you guys shit to help you guys figure out how to pay for this. Here we go. But the point is people are struggling with that stuff. And that

is a fixable problem. Like I can tell you virtually none of the people that we work with in affiliate, you're going to be struggling with that. There's budgeting solutions for that. There's all sorts of things. So now it's whether you struggling or not struggling with it. But now we we've completely made the leap that that's the only option. You're either going to pay because you can or you're not going to pay because you can't. He's completely laid out the only two choices. Dude, that's like going on a date with a chick and in the first hour being like, hey, you're going to end up fucking me at the end of the date anyway, so let's just fuck now.

And if she says no, you fucking rape her. It doesn't work like that. Those aren't the fucking choices. Mike Alvin two days ago with Sousa you were saying the same thing two days ago with Sousa I was saying the same thing I was laying it out with whether if you can pay it, pay it, and if not figure it out. And if not, you don't deserve to be a gym.

I, um, I don't remember saying that. I apologize. Oh, Oh God helping. Here we go. Sorry. I should have read the whole thing. The rent went up to 2200 and Sousa as a man and a business owner figured out how to do it. Yeah, but Halpin, he also – you fucking dildo. He also thought about closing his business, which we talked about. He thought about moving to a new location. He thought about selling it. We laid out the other things that he also thought about doing. This guy's laying it out as it's fucking binary.

You're fucking on timeout we don't say anything else dildo okay here we go you can put in place for this if you are upset about the level two requirement i don't know why you would be you should have your level two that should have been on your radar a long time ago if you're an affiliate owner of more than i don't know why you would be you should have your level two that should have been on your radar a long time ago if you're an affiliate owner of more than i don't know three years and you don't have your level two that is in and of itself a problem this also kind of he doesn't know why you wouldn't it's a problem but we don't know why we don't know why oh because you work for the company and you want to make more money. You want to make more money? That's where everyone would have to go because you're not giving anyone a reason.

...checks the box for the quality assurance that everybody always complains about. That everybody always complains about. No, everybody doesn't always complain about it. You should get your level two they waived the requirement for a valid level one so everybody can go back and make sure that that happens so go back to make sure that that happens um but at the end of the day i still think it's a low cost okay that doesn't matter that doesn't matter it's your fucking money it doesn't matter. It's your fucking money.

That doesn't matter. It's your fucking money. You get to think about it. You get to think about where you want to spend your money. It's just, it's just, um, it's not clear thinking. I've told you guys this story before. My mom was an attorney. She charged $400 an hour. We went to the Apple store. We got there. The Apple store cost – it takes my mom – it took my mom and I probably two hours of my mom's day to go to the Apple store, right? Drive there, find a parking spot, cross the bridge, pay the $5 for the toll, pay for the gas and drive back home. Right? So it took two hours of my mom's day. So that's $800 of her work. Right? So when you drive there, you, you get to the Apple store and I told my mom, I'm like, Hey, pick up an extra mouse because you might not like the one that's in the thing. And you use your mouse a lot. The one that comes with the computer and the guy's like, Hey's 40 why not just go home

and try and try your mouse first and see if you like it and i'm like because my mom that's two hours in my mom's day to come back here and that'd be 800 bucks why not just buy the insurance now for 40 and then if you want you can return it if if that money's a big deal to you you got to think within the economics of what of what people can't can and can't handle If you want, you can return it if that money is a big deal to you. You got to think within the economics of what people can and can't handle. If you – there's this – if you have 500 fucking members and your gym is making profit $300,000 a year, yeah, this – like i don't think rich even thought about this i get that i get that uh non-taxidermy deer a best hour has done more for crossfit than seven hillers circle jerking over boogeymen oh someone oh someone got their panties in a twist

somebody got their panties in a twist uh again you could have hey uh non-taxidermy i'm totally open uh for that but this clip still doesn't say anything it's dishonest disingenuous and uh bullying at at best it's not helping anyone think clearly separate discussions and people can uh blow up the internet about like how it was rolled oh matt reynolds i've never heard of this guy yet don The deer guy is out of his fucking mind. Some of the glue got caught in his nostril when he was stuffing the last deer. Yes, it's a sales pitch. Yes.

Yes. And he's a great guy. Don't get me wrong. Everyone thinks he's a great guy. It's okay. It's okay. Loud and all that kind of stuff. There's probably legit criticisms to be had there,

and everybody has their opinion about it. I don't know that it even matters. But the point is, they're going up. What are you going to do about it is the question. Okay, listen, we're halfway through, and that's where he should have started, right there. That's good. I like that. I'm totally on board with that.

We're 35 seconds in, and I agree 100%. I said it a thousand times. It's their fucking company. They're raising the money. They can do whatever the fuck they want. I used to have this discussion with people all the time when Greg owned the company. You don't like it? Get the fuck out. It's his.

It's his matchbook cards i'm totally down it's theirs i think they should have fucking doubled the rates but let's not let's not get confused here we go and um what are you gonna do that's where we're at should be able to afford it there we go again fucking up you should be able to afford it he's laying out how you think about it whether you should or shouldn't be able to afford it there we go again fucking up you should be able to afford it he's laying out how you think about it whether you should or shouldn't be able to afford it like that's the only way to think about it there's nothing to do whether you like to afford it or whether you think it's justified I don't actually think that matters. The point is you should I don't think that matters so much either. I agree with them

But Like you you have to figure it out for yourself whether it's justified or not justified I don't think that they have to tell you where they're spending the money I don't I don't think they need to do any of that shit. I got my own thoughts on it. It's their fucking company. They can fucking raise the money all they want. You should be capable of doing it, right? So separate those two things, meaning you should be able to afford it.

If you feel it's valid or not, that's a discussion to be had, but should have real no bearing on how you operate your business. We're talking about roughly $100 a month extra increase. That's a discussion to be had, but should have real no bearing on how you operate your business. Okay. We're talking about roughly $100 a month extra increase. If you can't budget for that, you can't solve that problem. That is a larger discussion to be had. Once again, third or fourth time, it's just about, it's all on you whether you can or can't afford it. What if you just rather spend your money a different way? What if you feel

that it says something about the culture, about the fact that they're not grandfathering the in the OGs? What about the other ways of thinking about it? You should have your level two, you should be pushing all your coaches to get their level three, there should be more people pushing to level four. So all that stuff is in play. So I just want to let you know that I work for CrossFit Inc. Affiliate owners, if you, I bet she's in the training department too. You want to bet? Is that what he is? He's in the training department and he's a red shirt. Want to get better. If you want to solve these problems there are resources out there right there are hq resources out there the problem if you want to solve these problems and the problem is is whether you can afford it or not there are other people that do things similar to what we do

at best hour but the end of the day there we go there we go there's the sales pitch what we do at best hour you bought the car and you can't pay the taxes and insurance what about the in the gas and the maintenance so you buy this but but the the option isn't to go out and get a second job you're this guy i'm with you dude you're missing the point i know it's i know it's emotional but he there's more options than get a second job and pay it there's you could switch move states you could get a different car and so to say this when he's fucking making money off the affiliates three he makes money his three different revenue streams minimum in the ecosystem his best hour of the day which someone over there was talking shit about my podcast like nasty shit unnecessary shit

just to be transparent uh this dude's uh selling shit to affiliates like Keep Your Bathrooms Clean talk and Spreadsheet talk and the Level 1. He's on the Level 1 team. He's got three different revenue streams out of the ecosystem. Really? You don't stuff on Sundays? Extra sloppy. For the vast majority of affiliates, this is a pretty easy issue to navigate. And if owners say they can't afford it, it probably indicates they have some serious operational issues to address. I mean you heard me read all of those – but that's not the – you heard me read all of those – you heard me read all of those DMs, and I would say, I don't know, back of the napkin math, 20% of them it was money. Less than 20% of them, it was money. Less than 20% of them, it was money issues. My issue is the way he's presenting this to you is he's telling you how to think about it.

With the undertones, I don't even know if they're undertones. If you don't think about it this way, you're stupid. Well, of course you want that hell too. Okay, here we go. A little more. You don't really get a say in it. You should have known they were going to raise the prices.

If you didn't and you were going to sit around and just wait for that to happen and do nothing about it, some of that is on you. So again, I understand people are going to be pissed about it. I understand people are going to complain about the rollout. It doesn't matter anymore. You're going to have to solve that problem. So go solve the problem. Put a plan in place for 2024. Make the improvements you need to. Adjust your prices accordingly. That's a thing.

That fee can be passed off. Most of you that have 100 members, you can charge $2 extra and you've covered your affiliate fee by doing it that way. Lots of solutions here. I don't know that complaining is going to help anybody um and again to some extent how you feel about the rollout doesn't matter it is what it is solve the problem if you need help with doing that reach out to us uh and we will help you get that in play because it should not be a problem and i understand why it is and i understand that it is for a lot of people but the reality is like it shouldn't be um i think I feel like they should be able to charge much more than that and it shouldn't be a problem for people.

Conflating all sorts of shit there. Now it's just turned into a fucking smorgasbord of bullshit. I get it. However, post your comments below. I'd love to see what people think. No, you don't get it. You don't get it.

Or if you do, you're a dickhead. I think you're probably people think. No, you don't get it. Or if you do, you're a dickhead. But I think you're probably a nice guy and you just don't get it. Fuck. Yeah, it's 2020 talk. Total. Total 2020 talk. Listen. Anyway. To be very clear,

I... Sousa was... God, I wish S suza was on here all of which suza said uh two days ago i don't even know what the stop helping all of which suza said stop um uh for for people like suza he said it wasn't a big deal just he's just gonna deal with it and it's like nothing to him better better there's like nothing to him. There's better ways for him to spend his time worrying about – there's better ways he'd like to spend his time. He just wants to pay for it and move on. That was the example I was giving with my mom. Like, hey, there's better ways for her to spend her time.

You have to think of the ways that's economically the best way to spend your time thinking. You have to think of the ways that's economically the best way to spend your time thinking. I just don't like – it's not cool that this guy makes money the way he does and then couches this, kind of forms this, and tells you how to think about it when there's other ways to think about it. The vast majority of gyms that were pissed, it had nothing to do with the money. It had to do with the fact that they weren't grandfathered in. They didn't like the change. They didn't like the fact that there were three big changes. Not grandfathered in, prices going up, and having to take your L2.

So, anyway. And I know you guys love Fern. It's cool. You can love him. He's a good dude. He's helped more people than me and Hiller combined with our circle jerking. yes uh halpin all of uh which greg would say the price went up capitalism boob straps figure it out yeah figure it out but the person who's helping you figure it out shouldn't be like hey the only way to do this is to get a second job or to pass it on to your affiliate owners he should be like hey have you thought about pivoting to f45 have you thought about how you would be a better way to spend your money?

Have you thought about moving your gym to Portugal where prices went down? Justin Zizumbo. Fern and both helped me a ton with my affiliate. Good to hear. Yeah, we had the girl Trish on from Babylon CrossFit. She said that those guys were fucking absolutely amazing. The best hour of the day, guys. Yeah, remember?

This is the next thing I'm going to show you. So dumb, but. But it is what it is and it needs to be said ready here we go these tattoos is a great warning of just massive levels of mental instability i actually think people can look good with tattoos i'm not really anti-tattoo but the science is in lots of tattoos is almost always high anxiety which is comorbid with depression people's actions leave clues to their inner mind and since i read that science five years ago you find something a whole bunch of tattoos you dig in and their anxiety levels one to a hundred is almost always 80 90

or 100 interesting yeah body modification is very correlated with depression too so it's not just cutting lots of piercings lots of things face tattoos is a great warning of just massive levels of Is a good warning Hey Face tattoos are a great warning Hey doesn't I'm 1999 mean mean the show should be over? Should I just end the show?

That was good. Is that what that means? Two sleeves, no anxiety or depression. Good. I love it. That's good. That's awesome.

I love it that's good it's awesome watch out for them face tattoos those things are a sign of mental instability I know you'd have never thought. You would have never fucking thought. Okay, I'm going to show you this. Tell me, do you guys think this is true?

I can't tell if this is true. I have a feeling you guys... Well, I'm not going to... I know what I think you guys are going to say. I wish I could do a poll. I wish I had poll skills. Okay, watch this. This is a lady at a gas pump

counting her change on a car and supposedly someone's filming it from far away. Okay, ready? Action. She's counting her change. Yeah. But they say Bidenomics is working.

Booming economy, though. Everybody's doing great. You got situations like this. What is this? It's a booming economy, though. Everybody's doing great. No. You got situations like this. What is this dude doing? Do you see him over there? Do you see him? Did he do?

Did you see him? So there's a guy. Is that a black guy with a man bun? Do black dudes do man buns? There's this woman counting change on her car to pay for her gas. And a guy slides in behind her and takes his pump. Dude with a man bun, I might add. And pumps free gas into her car.

And she just supposedly doesn't even notice it. Wow. Shout out to this guy right here. Whoever you are. Great man. And then the you are, great man. There she goes again. And then the girl comes, goes inside. People shouldn't be in situations like she was in. So it's this guy, he just pumped this lady's gas over here and he left.

Look, she noticed. Wow. And look, nobody's around, so... I can't believe I just saw that. There's still good people out here. Forget Bidenomics. What do you think? Oh, it's super staged? Yeah, how does she not know?

But they say Bidenomics is working. How does she not know? But they say biodynamics is working. How does she not know? How does she not hear this? How does she not hear this? Hey, I just want to let you guys know, Fern would have done the same thing he's a good dude fern would have totally done the same thing now he would have left the business card but fern would have done the exact same thing oh heidi because she's a crackhead so you buy you think that's real oh heidi because she's a crackhead so you buy you think that's real you think that's real oh fake as fuck chase brian

um oh carl kaplan please stop thinking like a fucking healthy person. Help and get them. Help and will not tolerate that type of thinking here. There's only one way to think about this. You're either dipshit with horrible money management that can't afford it. Or just pay it. Shut the fuck up and pay it. God forbid you think about it. And what's crazy is this. Remember. Remember. I think that they should be raised even more i think they should be doubled i think everyone should be grandfathered

in price i think the fee should be doubled i think the gyms would like that more imagine if you own a fucking gym and you pay three thousand a month and you look around and everyone else is paying ten thousand over the next ten years you're stoked It actually adds value to you. You feel great. You don't think those people who pay 500, we're paying $500 a year aren't laughing at you 3,000 people. They love that shit. Raise the fee to fucking 10,000, make the level two requirement and give people one year to fucking get the

$3,000. That's what they should have done. That's what I had to have done. But listen, they're smart business people either way crossfit comes out ahead in this i do believe that quality of gyms are going to go up culture will change and uh and revenue will go up revenue and profit will go up anyway anyway

so free gas so that was a stunt you think that was a stunt the way she's like looking to the heavens oh look taxi deer 2100 is like two ice baths. Oh, please. Two seconds ago, you had Fern's balls resting on your chin. Mad Marv. She should have gotten a second job to pay for the gas or maybe think about selling her car and getting a good pair of running shoes. Solid solution, Marv.

Solid solution. Tank Reeves. Someone lives in a pipe dream. I live in some sort of dream. I don't know if it's a pipe. Why does it have to be a pipe? Why the fuck would it have to be a pipe dream? I'm going to edit that.

Do you mind? Someone lives in a dream that these gyms can afford to have only white collar members when blue collar are where the most of the demographic is i don't know if i live in that dream dude i don't know if you i don't you i don't know if you have that characterized, right? I don't think we can use white collar or blue collar anymore. I think we're going to have to talk about like... I think I could process that better if you were to be like, Hey, someone thinks that people who make over $200,000 a year are going to be the primary portion of the membership. I think that would help me more.

Having trouble fighting with you because I'm having trouble with processing that. Appreciate the... I have not been smoking from the age cushion. You know what? I'm ready to throw it away. How many bags of just endless weed? How many? How many? I should send this to Fern. He could figure out a way to sell it to Jim's.

He can figure out a way. He can figure out. I can't even hold them all. Just fucking 600 pounds of fucking marijuana in my mouth. What the fuck am I going to do? It's not even smokable anymore. You should soak it in olive oil.

You know what Heidi, my wife, did? She took a ton of it and she put it in these glass jars with water. No, water? No, alcohol. With rubbing alcohol? Yeah, she made tinctures. Yeah, I agree. Airy Bros, it does look like dirt.

Fuck, I owe you a call. Yeah, it looks like dirt. Fuck, I owe you a call. Yeah, it looks like dirt. It doesn't even smell good anymore. Like this nug here, I could probably just crush this in my hand and snort the powder. Anyway.

I know you guys get excited when you see just fucking endless weed. Stupid. What are you, fucking 16? Uh. Oh, maybe we should roll out peptide affiliates. Oh, that would be dope. I'm in it. Oh, my good.

Look at Adam Fullerton just dropping bombs. Hey, I would like to talk about that over a few margaritas. Peptide affiliates. Adam Fullerton. When you take change out of your pocket, do you put it on the hood of your car god how did i not notice that good or simply count the coins in your hand it is a chick though uh if you had excessive amount of coins you'd count them before arriving excuse me you're right that's such bullshit

uh tank reeves blue collar means you make 80k medium median income in vancouver is 87 if you're making that you're broke yeah i think um i think i saw in my town for a family of four 120 is the poverty line so below that that, you're considered in poverty. Hey, I've worn this shirt. Now, Travis, probably a hundred times and it has not faded at all. Not one tiny bit. And I'm pretty aggressive with my washing.

I always use a triple rinse. Triple rinse. I always put it on the highest soil setting. That's not true. But above the standard soil setting. Maybe not the highest. But I triple rinse. Triple rinse. Hmm.

Hmm, hmm, hmm. uh okay um um this is in seattle do you guys i think this is called um uh um bipping do you guys know what bipping is you i think it's you have this piece of metal and you touch it to glass you just barely tap it on there i think when i was a kid they used to use spark plugs for it broken spark plugs and then it shatters the window of the car you just barely tap it on the window and then you can reach in and steal whatever you want from the car. So I think this is what you're about to see is called bipping. That's the term. It's crazy that we have a term for it.

It's very popular in California right now. Very popular. Okay, here we go. It's raining. Yeah, these niggas not playing They breaking everybody's car Open and stealing Bro this is the wildest thing I've ever seen

Look This cartoon Bust it out Bust it out Oh that's a blue-collar truck right there. Whoever, right? That guy's blue-collar driving the $300,000 fucking truck? Bust it out.

Damn. Damn, damn, damn. Look it. There you go. Here it is. This is the propaganda right here. Listen, listen. I've been telling you how you should think about it.

This is the bullying. This is – thank you for the example help, and you're a good dude uh be better uh don't be the victim crossfit we are raising rates how could crossfit do this to me he's couching how you have to think about it like they deserve it like it's not like it's not a relationship like they deserve it it. It's okay to rape the girl. She was going to have sex with you anyway. It's fucked up thinking, man. It's fucked up thinking. Forcing people in a way to think.

That's not the only way to think about it. And hey, it's not how could you do this to me. You're buying a service from them. It's how does this benefit me? How does this benefit me? You're couching once again. That's bullying. How did you do this to me?

No one's saying that. They're saying, hey, I'm giving you money. What am I getting in return? Totally valid question if you're not a sheep. Capitalist bros, be better. Bootstraps don't be the victim. CrossFit, we're raising rates. How could you do this to me? That's not what's going on. You're couching it that way to justify it. That's what Fern was doing too. Coaching it that way to justify it. That's what Fern was doing too. How could you take away women's rights?

Well, can I think about it a different way? What if I called it just killing babies? And then you start screaming and attacking them and bullying them instead of being like, okay, yeah, let's go to a higher place and talk about the different ways that this can be perceived. I could go further on to say, because of your political beliefs, you're used to grabbing your ankles. You don't want to get ahead. You've always felt comfortable pushing your money up to the top. You're showing behaviors that are consistent. Bye, Mrs. Burns. See ya.

Tell God what's up. Tell him not to forget about the players in the hood. You don't think that was staged? That money thing? Damn. Damn, damn, damn. Damn, damn, damn.

Savon, did you watch UFC fights last night? What do you think about uh sarukyan yeah um i did he was on the podcast i gotta get him back on i think he can beat islam i think he's the greatest fighter in the division now i am biased he is armenian i'm gonna get him back on i'm gonna i'm gonna start bugging him today i'll probably wait a couple days he's dope hey what happened 12 coffees he said that that he was going to pull out of the fight a month ago what happened i don't even know what happened yeah i mean yeah uh you're either going to find a way to remain an affiliate or you're not yeah well yeah and i think most people will stay i think most people will stay and i don't think forty five hundred dollars is too much to pay i don't think ten thousand dollars is too much to pay I think weighing in on it

and having opinion without being honest of how you make money off of people is scumbaggery weighing in on it telling people you're making three fucking you have three streams of revenue from the ecosystem and not being transparent about that. And I know what the comeback is. Well, everyone who follows me is going to know anyway.

They already know. They already know. I'd fuck. I don't think so. I don't think that's true. And then so then what's the big deal? Just reiterate it man you were really wound up this morning I really

someone wants communism to run rampant in the US just like it does in his homeland of California. Yeah. I'm stoked on him. he didn't say why he almost pulled out of the fight but he looked amazing i agree he can beat islam yeah he's he's savage his uh you know, what's interesting, though? What did you think about? I do think he won his last fight when he fought Gamrot. I don't think I think that that was unfair that he lost that fight, although it was close. And I think his ground game and his stand up game are as good as anybody's.

He did acknowledge that Islam is on another level. What do you think about the dude's cardio? It's a lot of muscle on a 155-pound dude. Daniel Garrity. Brian started charging Alpen $3 a month to be in the text. Oh, God. You kind of don't know how funny that really is. Halpin, he's joking.

I think I think that was a joke. Halpin extra Extra Sloppy said, and if $1,500 does make or break you, then you should find a business coach like Fern to shore up those issues. I think that was a joke, dude. That was the part of like you flatten someone's car tires and then go over to their house and sell them tires. Kind of salesmanship. I think you kind of maybe missed the uh point

uh mighty mouse is jacked uh and his engine is yep that's true blade that's true that's true hey how about hey you want to talk about a crazy uh now we're just alienating huge swaths of the group oh no not a joke oh okay well then then that's how you then that's how you guys see it you got wow so you guys see it if someone charges you more for something you should just find a way to pay it you shouldn't you shouldn't question so if you chew big red and the price goes up to $3 a pack you shouldn't consider switching to dentine. Awesome. Awesome awesome awesome. Awesome awesome awesome.

I love it. All right. Cool. What do we call those people ankle grabbers. Awesome, awesome, awesome. I love it. Do not. You're saying the only option. You're saying the only option is if someone raises the price on you, that it's your fault and to figure out how to pay for it. That's exactly what you're saying. Because the only thing I've said this entire show is you should think of other options and you shouldn't tolerate people forcing you into just being there's only two options. Get a second job or don't pay it. There's Crypto on Kraken. Powerful crypto tools backed by 24-7 support and multi-layered security.

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No, you already shut the nuance store brother you shut the nuance store you shut the nuance store you're saying that if you can't afford the extra 1500 listen everyone if you can't afford the 1500 what i'm going to recommend to you that you either Shutter your doors Or you go to Fern And he'll help you figure out how to do it That's the stance Of Taxidermy

Extra Sloppy And Mike Halpin And Fern Where the red fern grows Those are your options Listen, I'm going to tell you again. CrossFit is charging $4,500 a month. They've raised the fees $1,500 for you.

According to Mike Halpin. And Extra Sloppy. And Taxidushi. And Fern. You can either pay Fern. To help you figure out how to do that. Or shut your fucking doors. Those are your options.

Fuck, sucks to be you, man. I'm telling you, there's other ways. There's other ways of thinking about it. Life is so much more fun than that. Extra sloppy. No, I agree with that, but I also think that not being able to afford $ to afford 1500 for the most affiliates is a good indication that they have some pretty serious operational issues than to be yours why do you keep going back there to be able to afford dude i already told you 80 of the people who have that were sending me dms the issue has

nothing to do with whether they can afford or not afford it. You're willing to pay because you're so stuck on only chewing big red, even though it might be a lesser gum than dentine. You're willing to pay more money. I get it. That's normal. You're in the 90% group. I get it. Oh my goodness. God forbid a third option. Hit up two brain. God, no, no, no, no, no third option. I know. Halpin, we already know you are stuck in the buying. Charge more. Mike Halpin saying charge more money so you can pay for it. Halpin, we already know you are stuck in the binary thought. He's Mike Halpin saying charge more money so you can pay for it.

How can we already know you are stuck in the binary thought of it's only a money issue. We got it. You don't need to say anything else. We got it. You're solid on that. You're a hundred percent solid on that. We get it.

You think no matter what, if someone raises the price on something, shut the fuck up, figure out a way to make more money and pay it. We got, I got you. You on something, shut the fuck up. Figure out a way to make more money and pay it. I got you. You're good. Your opinion is solid. Can I pay you $1,500 to tell me what to think?

Oh, 100%. Exactly. Wow. That's potent. Timo pick 20 names of those who complain about this topic and you'll find at least 3 or 4 of those who do not even have an l1 anymore trainer directory yeah uh complaint what about people who just want to talk about it oh here we go.

Money, finally. Here's my Sunday tithing. Thank you, God. I really like this forum. This is so fun. Oh. Greg bought... I was supposed to tell you guys this a week ago greg bought a thousand copies of this movie right here empower your heart watch small

town strong documentary for free listen i'm going to i don't know i don't know where suza suza and uh caleb are they probably hate me because i i think that there's more than um I don't know where Sousa and Caleb are. They probably hate me because I think that there's more than one way to skin a cat. But look at this. This link I just posted in here, down here. Is it down there? You can copy that and open that in your browser, and you can that movie for free i think there's like 400 copies left we missed out on the first 600 or something i don't know 600 of them have already been given away if you're not going to watch it don't take

it for free you know you know what i mean you know what i mean? You know what I mean? But there it is. Dale King's movie. Hey, I went to look at this. I went to Trulia. And I because I was like, maybe I like Dale King. Maybe I'll move to Portsmouth, Ohio. Portsmouth. Portsmouth, Ohio. Okay, so look at this. So then you search. I'm going to pull this to share the screen with you guys for a second. How much do you guys think the most expensive house in Portsmouth, Ohio is? Wouldn't that be cool to move close to Dale King? So I was like, okay, maybe I want to live by Dale.

So I go over here. What do you think? The most expensive house from Portsmouth, Ohio. Dude, they have a house down here for $79,000. Anyone want to guess? $600,000, someone says. $3.2 million Oh, uh Anyone else? Anyone else want to guess?

420 I think you cheated Okay, look it So now I'm going to organize them by most expensive. Wait, how do I do that? Oh, new listings, high to low. The most expensive house in Portsmouth, Ohio is 490. Dude, this house is four bedrooms, four baths, 3,000 square feet on three quarters of an acre.

Look at this. Look at this house. I live in a fucking... I live in a shithole compared to this. My house is fucking gazillion times more expensive. Look at this staircase. Oh, my goodness. Look at this swimming pool down here.

Look at this place. Look at this place. Oh, my goodness. Is that a little pond over there? A little koi pond what is that black spot on there oh you guys can't see that let me let me show you the inside sorry i got carried away look at this look at this overview of this house 490 i bet you i have that in my fucking i bet you I have that like in my kids, in my kids seats in the van.

I could find change to pay for that house. 490. You crazy? Most expensive house in all of Portsmouth? Find that change in the crack somewhere man yeah ready to move there oh we're not seeing anything you're not sharing

I know. Sorry. I hope that helps. I won't leave my compound. That's true. Mike Halpin. I'm saying Sevan's text thread. The only action is when someone wants to point out a video like that best hour or one of the day and be glad-handed that their opinion of it is right. Glad-handed. What the fuck does that mean? Glad-handed.

Glad-handed means greet or welcome warmly with an appearance of warmth i'm saying the only action is when someone wants to point out a video like that and say and get i don't understand what you're saying and then if someone disagrees and says i don't know seem fine have you thought about talking to the dude you get a oh oh yeah yeah i see what you're saying yeah that i think that's i think i'm not sure what i'm not sure what you're saying but i think that that describes you pretty well you like to have you uh help and you let you're a facilitator of people, uh, getting together and talking things out. I agree. I think like, I think you do that.

I give you, I give you that. I give you that. Yeah, I give you that. I think that's an accurate characterization of you. You also have a lot of tattoos. Jeremy World, you live in hell, Tank. It's just weed. It's just weed. He would try to pull the two of them together.

To talk about it. To a point where it's even awkward. If you want me to really say it. To where he won't even ask you. Hey do you want me to help facilitate the talking. He'll just maybe start a thread. And put all three of you in it. Not that he's done that.

But I'm characterizing this. That's how I see him. Yeah. He's covered in tattoos. Covered in tattoos. Mr. Halpin is covered in tattoos covered covered in tattoos yes mr helping is covered in tattoos a very religious man very religious oh this is good here we go very religious man Okay, you ready? I love this bit.

Look at this guy's shoes here. I just love this discussion of this guy's shoes. By the way, that is Tank down there at the bottom smoking that spliff. Damn, Seacast, Theo. This fool got the fucking Public Defender 11s in sport mode. Years of abuse. When you got church at 9, court at 10, and a fucking soccer game at 11. Fucking Theo rocking the Air Max Juan's.

Fucking Stock X punching air right now. Your lawyer pulls up in these? That fool has tryouts after you get locked up. Business in the front, spark plugs in the back? This fool's fucking kicks need a tune-up. This fool's always jumping to conclusions. Fuck a sock check, this fool needs a shock check. up this fool's always jumping to conclusions fuck a sock check this fool needs a shock check damn seek ass theo this fool got the fucking public defender 11s in sport mode years of abuse when you got church at nine court at 10 and a fucking soccer game at 11 church at nine court at 10 and a soccer game at 11 the air max one fucking theo rocking the air. Max Juan. Holy shit. Fucking StockX punching air right now.

Holy shit. Your lawyer pulls up in these. That fool has tryouts after you get locked up. Business in the front. Spark plugs in the back. This fool's fucking kicks need a... Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. It's good right Stereotypes How many people in here Paul Peter says Oh shit is that Jeff Goldblum Oh shit it's Jeff Goldblum Meth addict son How many people know who Jeff Goldblum Oh shit it's Jeff Goldblum Meth addict son How many people know who Jeff Goldblum is

Anyone Anyone Anybody Anyone know who that is How old is this crowd Anyone know who that is? How old is this crowd? I heard this episode of the Brady Bunch was pulled off of Hulu.

By no means am I suggesting that Brady Bunch is the authority on all things medical. I would suggest to you that you take a very close look at this And uh Especially if you have kids And pay very close attention Yeah great actor in The Fly Yeah wasn't The Fly great I haven't seen The Fly in forever I don't think he was in Police Academy

Was Goldblum in Police Academy? God poor Patrick Clark I must have text him like 3,000 times last night about the fights just sitting in my fucking rocking chair big old glass of ginger and lime sparkling water Big old glass of ginger and lime sparkling water. Two pound bag of pistachios and dried goji berries. Yeah, yeah. Me, Patrick Clark, pistachios, goji berries in the fights. In my fucking silk boxers made by Pump. Don't ever go to the Pump underwear site. Please. I want you guys to know.

Oh, Nelly. Okay, here we go. Listen. And thank you, Patrick. For being my fight buddy. I don't have any fight buddies. That was Jeff Goldblum and Police Academy? Oh, yeah, Jurassic Park.

I didn't watch those. I tried to. I didn't like those movies. I thought they were stupid. Oh, that was Jeff Goldblum and Police Academy. Wow. Fuck. Next time we FaceTime.

Yeah, I do have two pounds of pistachios in my belly right now. And two pounds of goji berries. I slept great last night, though. Okay, here we go here we go pay attention this is important if you have kids or you're going to have kids don't fucking be a sucker treat them bueno boy this is the life isn't it yeah if you have to get sick sure can't beat the measles. That's right. No medicine.

Inside or out. Like shots, I mean. Don't even mention shots. Yeah! Measles, measles, measles. Well, all the kids have now had the measles. So have I. Well, I had them years ago. Looks like the Bradys are finished with the measles.

Hold it. You're not through yet. Alice, don't tell me you're coming down with the measles. Oh, I hope so. I'd hate to think I was just learning how to blush at my age. Alice. How do you feel? I'm fine. Dad says I should go to school. Seven students confirmed with measles, four others possible. How? They had to have been vaccinated. These moms never vaccinated their kids and lied about it.

You see it. You see it. I just showed you. You see it. Oh, Seve, should we trust the Brady Bunch for our information? You see it I just showed you you see it Oh Savvy should we trust the baby Brady Bunch for our information You see it You can say what you want you see it

Oh yeah I used to eat a lot of dates I don't eat dates so much I switched to goji berries for some reason Caller hey what's up Fern what's up dude let's talk You eating those ribeyes Uh no I haven't started I need to my wife went and bought a shitload of them stop eating the nuts oh shit stop eating the goji berries it's my italian brethren

okay let's talk yes talk to me meat yep eggs yep seafood done meat eggs okay hold on let me write this down meat eggs eggs seafood seafood that's it that's the worst thing for you tell me tell me why tell me why too much energy too much energy yeah carbs fat should never mix carbs and fat you what? Do you mind if I send you some YouTube videos? Oh, please. On this line? Please. Oh, no. Can you send them to me in my email?

Sure. Yes. Sevan Matosian at Gmail. Okay. I can do that. Do you ever look at the Gmail. Okay. I can do that. Do you ever look at the PE ratio, protein over energy ratio? No, no. I don't even know what that is. School me.

I'm ready. Okay. You look at a label and you take the protein grams, divide it into the carb grams plus fat grams. So the carbs and the fat is the energy. The protein is the protein. Protein divided into fat plus carbs. Yep. Now go to your nuts or your goji berries or wherever the hell that is that you eat and if it's if it's if it's less than one you're eating candy

if that oh you might as well take a twizzler in your throat so if you look you know if you look at like eggs that's like one to one or you know whey protein is way high it's like five or something you know it's super big but just go around look at your labels you know look at candy take a look i mean it's it's garbage so your your your potassios are like eating swizzlers honest to god it's not good for you hey let me ask you this do you know who anthony dr anthony chaffee is chaffee yeah yeah yeah i i asked you to um I don't know if you remember, but I asked you if you could get him on. Oh, you should listen. You should,

you and, um, uh, Greg should listen to Bart K cause he's all on the science as well. He'll, he'll take a YouTube and he'll, he'll critique the science that the person is talking about and just talks about how it's garbage. And like.

He and Greg are right. They're on the same page. He's been saying that. He's in New Zealand. He's been saying it. That the science has been corrupt for years. So you think. I had him on before.

The doctor. And he's cool as shit. So you don't think he's on any. You don't think he's on steroids or TRT or any of that? No. That's just from, like, you believe him, that he just eats a steak every night before he goes to bed, and he just looks like a monster. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a YouTube video with a Michigan State decathlete.

He's a Division I decathlete, and he went on the carnivore diet, and he's crushing records. It just turned him around. Wow. It turned him around. Yeah. Yeah. If you look, he had him on there twice, but no. Chafee's not on anything.

Sean Baker's not on anything. No. Sean Baker's not on anything. No. And people in the audience are like, people in the audience are, in the comments are like, I'm still struggling with the fact that this guy's 5'1", deadlifts 500

and has 1100 testosterone. Why? Why? That's a great question. Eat a species appropriate diet, same thing will happen. Everybody out there. I wish you were my neighbor so you could drive by and roll down your window at 9 o'clock at night and be like,

someone quit eating nuts. I'm going to call you every week. Okay, that's good. I like that. If not every other day. My wife's doing it. Her body's insane. My wife's body it. Her body's insane. My wife's body is like, like truly fucking crazy. Yeah. Greg said something the other day about sugar and glycation,

like glycation or I think that's what it is. It's so true. It's like acid in your body. It just causes arthritis. It's just destroyed. Like insulin and sugar is not good for you. We're not hummingbirds. Hey, do you drink coffee?

A little bit. Yeah. I switch to one cup a day. Yeah, just a little bit. That's my one downfall. That's my only plant. What's your wife think about your diet? Everyone thinks I'm effed up. Until, you know, they tell me their A1C is 7.1 and they're on 10 different medicines.

My goal every year is not to be on a medicine, on any pill. Yeah, yeah. But everyone in the audience, just give it a month do it for a month ribeye what do you got to lose ribeye ribeye every day every day hey you know what's crazy too my my wife was a hardcore faster and she stopped fasting because she just carnivore yeah she's like hey should i feel bad i'm like i don't think so yeah. Yeah. No, you don't need to. You don't need to. Just eat when you're hungry.

Drink when you're thirsty. My God, everything's so overcomplicated. Who's got time for all this shit? Hey, this one guy in the comments just said, why? Oh, this is a wife. What wife? This guy's delusional. This guy probably fucks pineapples.

Fucks what? Pineapp guy's delusional. This guy probably fucks pineapples. Fucks what? Pineapples. Okay, whatever. Hey, that was for me. Don't take that put down. That one's for me. Yeah, no worries. You don't get that one. No worries. Oh, Cave Dastro says you're probably being paid by a ribeye company.

You're a plant. I wish. Let me ask you this. Do you sell meat for a living? No. Okay, just checking. Just checking. I mean, I'm very insecure about where I get my information from.

I don't even smoke weed. Yeah, no, that's cool. No, no. I tell you. I tell you. I disclose. Nope. Nothing to do with this. No. I'm an accountant. I tell you I tell you I disclosed Nope Nothing to do with this

I'm an accountant Yeah you kind of sound like an accountant I won't You sound kind of dorky but you're strong and have a huge hog It's crazy You have a pocket protector and shit Look at the PE ratio everybody out there Just look at what you're eating

I mean So you are going to call in every week And check in on me to make sure that we're moving towards realize. Okay. Yeah. I'm probably going to have to do it every day. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I mean, your wife's doing it. Yeah. I know. Let's have the battle. I know. And she's, and she, my wife will cook anything I want. Like, she's like, she's like, she's a queen. Yeah.

She'll do anything. Like she, she's so, she's a queen. Yeah. She'll do anything. Like she, she's so, if you know what was crazy. If I, if I, if it's like nine o'clock at night and I go to the refrigerator or something,

my wife will be like, Oh my, did I not make you dinner? Or did I not? Like, she like, feels like she like maybe let me down. I'm like,

dude, like you never let me down. So I'll just tell her, I just start, maybe I need to be more assertive to ribeye every fucking day at five that's i'm gonna walk in the house and say that after this maybe i should ask you if she has a sister but she does she does no that's great you should are you're not you're not married yeah i am no I'm kidding. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

You should follow the leader there. Hey, so Jody Lynn is saying stop buying pistachios. I'm going to go on my Amazon right after this and get rid of my subscription. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to use that. And the money I save, I'm going to use to send to CrossFit. I'm going to send them the $1,500 a month I save, I'm going to send to CrossFit. No, you know what?

I'm just going to send it to Mike Halpin. No, send it for education for your kids or help with the revise. CrossFit doesn't need help. Oh. Trust me. They got all their PE, their private equity money. They're just getting ready to flip it. Spoken like a true accountant.

Just getting ready to sell it. That's all they do. Buy and sell. Buy and sell. They just don't have anyone that understands the the mission i know i don't have a problem with them doing buying and selling things but yeah i think i kind of do it is i was gonna say feel sorry for them but it's more it's more comical watching them try to figure out what they bought. Okay. Well, thank you.

Right. All right. Thank you. I'm going to start today. Today I'm going to start. I promise you. I promise me. Fuck you. I promise me. Okay. Someone wants to know if you eat bison balls. you eat any testicles no no no no no no i'll be ridiculous you should do that p.e race look it up there's a

dr ted somebody is the one that there's a whole book on it so it's not my idea it's it's there's a whole thing on it on the p e ratio i'm just going to take your word on it i'm easily influenced and i have my wife as a n of one and dr chafee yeah yeah and hillar should look at it too hillar would like it it's all numbers getting into it i think he he's he's really disciplined with his diet he'll he'll do it he can do anything yeah he's really disciplined with his diet. He can do anything. Yeah, he's doing great, but the meat and fruit, the fruit you don't need,

the fruit's not helping. Okay. Fine. My mom gets concerned when I go on these meat binges. Oh, I mean, she shouldn't be. I'll give her your number. She can call you. I have your number. I'll tell she shouldn't be. I'll give her your number. She can call you.

I have your number. I'll tell her to call you. Yeah, yeah. Just try it for a month. Yeah, okay. What state are you? Oh, your dad is back. No, soon.

Is your dad back yet? No, very soon. Okay. December 18th, I think, or 19th. Good. Hey, Jeremy. Oh, look at, man. Okay December 18th I think or 19th Good Hey Jeremy Oh look at man people are fascinated with you Someone wants to know if you wear a fanny pack No

Pocket protector back in the day But not a fanny pack God that's awesome How many pocket protectors did you have did you have more than one yes damn hit him yeah yeah yeah yeah i know it sounds strange doesn't it but you just eat meat it does sound strange it's very counterintuitive but i did it i can't remember a year or so ago, whenever the first time I had Paul Saldino on,

maybe it was two years. I did it for a couple of months. It was great. The only thing I noticed, the biggest thing I remember from only eating meat is that my water consumption skyrocketed. I mean like skyrocketed. Yeah.

Because you, um, has to do, you don't talk to Chafee about it. He knows it more. But I think it has to do with the liver. You don't have the carbs, so your body's got to produce the liver. It's something to do with the liver.

But yeah, you drink more. Everyone says that. Okay, so you drink more water. Do you have an Instagram account? No. No. No. No social media no how did you find this podcast uh somebody mentioned you at the gym and so i i um at the crossFit gym and I, I watched one episode and I'm like, Oh, cool. All right. And it just,

I look forward to hearing you every morning. All right. Well, thank you. Yeah, no, I appreciate everything you do. Oh, is your name Don fall by any chance? No, no. Okay. All right. All right. I'm just, there's some, I, some i the i'm just there's a lot of questions for you but i'm i'm just reading you the important why why why why it's i'm going to yeah there's i there's there's nothing uh it's all out there i know i know i know i i believe you i think you're right i and like i said my wife's doing it and like she she's she looks fucking amazing hey did you did you ever see the guy

the episode where i had the guy on i'm trying to get him on again where he only ate raw meat and so he would go just like he would just go to whole foods and he'd be like i'll take that octopus or i'll take that hamburger or i'll take that crab and he just eat you then he goes out in front and sits on one of the tables out in front of a Whole Foods and just eats it raw. And that's all he did. And his complexion completely changed. He was completely covered in, like, fucked up bumps everywhere. And he only started eating raw meat and his shit got all normal.

Yeah, I mean, it would get normal with cooked meat. I mean, folks that go on to go to go this raw stuff is i think they're just looking for attention like you don't need to you know um you gotta be really careful with that i mean you don't know the the source and how long it's been out there but i mean every once in a while i might like a tenderloin you um a tenderloin i might just cut off a little piece and just have it raw but i don't i don't really like the texture so hey dude you want to know something else you just reminded me my wife the month she's been doing this i've noticed that more and more her um she's cooking her meat less and less like her i know like i like i haven't talked to her about

it but i've been noticing i'm like oh shit her shit's like she's eating the shit more and more red like way she cooks it way less now than she did two months ago yeah i am too i mean i yes i am too uh that's funny to say because i was beginning to question myself too like why am i not like i'm only only have two minutes on each side on the grill and then okay i'm ready and then so yeah that's funny because that's happening to me too as well yeah cave dastro cave dastro said this guy's one step away from cannibalism i I was thinking, I was like, are you and my wife turning into vampires? Possibly. But somebody's got to keep the world in order during the night.

Yeah. And who cares? If I can just get a better body, I'll do anything. I'll turn into a vampire. It's fine. Devon, honestly, if you just do the red meat it will happen okay listen how many months do I need to do it before I'm comfortable taking my shirt off

to tell me and that's how long I'm going to do it eight weeks okay eight weeks alright yeah if you're true you're true to it okay it's December 3rd no alcohol

no cocaine no Okay. It's December 3rd. No alcohol? No. No cocaine? Nope. That one's going to be easy. Yeah. No anal? No anal?

No. I don't do it. After the two months. I don't do it. Good. That'll be easy. I don't do anal or cocaine. Okay. You'll heal faster. Okay.. I don't do it. Good. That'll be easy there. I don't do anal or cocaine Okay, you'll heal Okay faster. Okay, i'm gonna do it and I and I

And I can do i'm just gonna do meat. I'm not i'm gonna just do red meat I'm gonna do ribeye and hamburger meat and steaks and all that. I'm not gonna do any eggs or Anything perfect. Perfect. I'm not gonna even do uh, what did you say? I could have Cheerios. I'm not going to do that either. No. No Cheerios. All right. You could do, get like the Pellegrino.

Fuck. I know you're, drink that little Pellegrino. Yeah, sparkling water. I'll do that. I like the Gerald Steiner, by the way. Oh, me too. Me too. Me too.

Hey, dude, by far the best. By far. The burn. The burn is crazy on that. Yep. Gerald Steiner. Yes. Is number one.

Yes. I get it at Trader Joe's because they have the best price. I just buy it by the case. Damn. So you have a lot of money. That shit ain't cheap. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool cool having money's cool congratulations but i work hard too yeah me too i mean yeah we all do right no have uh no well all the rich people i know work their ass off yeah that's true

yeah yeah and you don't have time to spend money when you're and you don't have time to spend money oh look at look at we got someone on the hook look at this it's a jew uh sydney uh moskowitz moskowitz she wants to know does this affect your cholesterol yeah so what um sydney that is a great question and there's tons of topics on that And there's tons of stuff on that Sydney save that question Greg will be on Tuesday And ask Greg that He'll give you some great response to that

Ask Sydney If she If she has a fingerprint And is her fingerprint unique to her Yes it is If you eat a species appropriate diet, then your genes in your DNA will, um, have the cholesterol that's it. It's like a fingerprint. It's your genes.

It's your blueprint. It doesn't matter. I mean, when they say it's high, it's high relative to what? Relative to what? And who decides whether it's high? Yeah, my cholesterol is high. I don't care never felt better

i i like it whatever you say i i don't see i've never seen sydney in the comments so i'm so excited that like you've said something that's got people um uh like coming out of the woodwork i like it you know what I mean? Her radar popped up. She's like, let me see what's going on here. Yeah, I like it. If you listen to Bart Kay, he has a chart that shows the all-cause mortality.

What's the guy's name? What's the guy's name? Bart who? Bart. B-A-R-T and then K-A-Y r-k he's a little he's a little unique as a personality but just give him a listen um but uh the all-cause mortality the lower the cholesterol the higher the all-cause mortality is. So the sweet spot's like, I don't know,

240, 280 or something. I don't remember, but I don't really care. I don't care what my cholesterol is. I don't care. Professor Mark K., main channel, look at him I'm gonna subscribe

like you say it's high it's high relative to what like getting the COVID shot was a great thing too dang look at you look at you you're getting you're getting extreme I'm have comments I mean I don't think that's extreme i'm just but you know everyone out there it's all out there i'm you know i'm just a village idiot i'm just listening to podcasts listening to different people making making my own decision, my own choices, doing my own experiment, and it seems to be working. And that's all I really got.

But, yeah, Chafee's good. He's good. Bart Kay's good. Baker. All right. Well, thank you. Talk to you tomorrow. Yeah.

You have a good Sunday. Thank you. You too. Eat some. Bye. Have some ribeyes. I'm going to do it right now. Everyone.

Bye. Thank you. Yep. Peace. Yeah. Talk to you. Bye. Damn. You guys are dickheads.

Vittorio, too bad the call in line was working today. Sydney, I always watch. I just can't compare to Cave Dastro. Look at your smile smile you should post more you have a great smile you make me feel good I thought I heard someone yelling okay shit

that was cool I like that guy I like that guy a lot a lot a lot. A lot, a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot. Anything else? Did you see that Joe Biden wants to open up the national parks um to uh house migrants how's that no i'm not well maybe i'll maybe i'll stop fasting for a couple months but i've been

fasting two days ago i um two days ago i didn't eat for 36 hours and yesterday i didn't eat for 36 hours. And yesterday, I didn't eat for 24 hours. I like fasting. This ribeye thing is going to be crazy. I wonder if I'm really going to do it. I just looked at it. It's November 3rd. No, it's December 3rd. So I'd have to make it to February 3rd.

Oh, maybe Sydney was Trish. Holy shit House passes bill to shut down New York Migrant camp on National Park land Oh well that's good The House voted Thursday To shut down President Biden's use of national park service land in new york to house illegal immigrants in a first test vote of how communities are responding to the unprecedented surge of migrants republicans bill will block the administration from using any

federal land agencies to house migrants it also would counsel the lease the park service granted to stash thousands of migrants at Floyd Bennett Field, a former military airfield that now hosts fishing, youth sports, and children's petting zoo. The GOP had hoped to harness local communities' anger at the migrants flooding their streets and shelter in an attack on Mr. Biden's policy. I love the wording of that. Man.

What's next? Illegal aliens in Bidenville on the National Mall right here in Washington, D.C. New York City struck the deal to house migrants on the park site after complaining that its shelters and hotels are full. Why do they use words like complaining? Like either it is full or it isn't full. This isn't a person's feelings. This should just be numbers. There's 800 migrants and there's 300 beds.

We're full. It's not we're complaining. It just is what it is. It is or it isn't. After 500 migrants had to sleep on the floor, we opened up the national park to go there. Like, why does the wording of this is just, it's just fucking idiot wording. New York City struck the deal to house migrants on the park site after complaining that its shelters and hotels are full and it's run out of other spaces the result republicans said is a tent city built on a floodplain with inadequate public

safety protection and few amenities man man no environmental impact laws were followed in the opening of national parks for migrants probably all bullshit anyway

what a mess huh What a mess, huh? Someone sent me this. Two hours and 20 minutes and 54 seconds into the Rogan podcast 2068. Cam Haines brings up Rich Froning. That's crazy. There you go. A Rich Froning reference on the Joe Rogan podcast.

Two hours and 20 minutes and 54 seconds into the Cam H haynes podcast with rogan that's episode 2068 cam mentions rich froning and i guess however uh rogan responds it acknowledges that he knew he knows who rich froning is that's kind of cool excuse me right that's cool That's kind of cool. Excuse me. Right? That's cool. Rich is coming on the podcast Thursday I love having Rich on my friends are starting to call I wonder what's going on

alright um alright um oh let's check in on wheelwad let's see what's going on shit I forgot to do that I was supposed to be watching that fuck where is that I screwed that all up oh damn it

I think one day this will be like a real podcast where that shit kind of shit won't happen. Like I'll have someone who actually. If I had some. I'm getting pretty angry right now. I'm getting wound up. I'm kind of pissed right now. I should go. I should get off before I expose what I'm pretty angry right now. I'm getting wound up. I'm kind of pissed right now. I should go. I should get off before I expose what I'm pissed about.

Fuck. Their stream is down. God damn it. I screwed that up. Fuck. Fuck Look at this dude, i'll show you this fucking Hey No, i'm just fucking pissed i'm just fucking pissed i'm not telling you why Look at this guy. This guy is a fucking beast. What do I have to be pissed about? Look at this guy's fucking...

Look at his predicament. No legs. Gotta get his fucking straps on. Damn, that dude is a hoss. Is that what I'm gonna look like if I just eat ribeye? Look at this fucking monster. This is at Wheelwod. This just happened a few minutes ago.

Holy shit. monster this is a wheel wad this just happened a few minutes ago holy he's going for it no false grip i still use false grip i'm old school can you believe oh my god oh oh shit he wants to quit but he got he has to go and cross the finish line now damn I wonder who that is geez Louise

alright fuck I want it why are the rings so low please douche nozzle. I want to sit on his lap. Jedediah is in first by three points. Oh, good.

That could be an OnlyFans page, Sleeky. Looks like Angelo with no legs. Oh, these are some good comments. Can we pay you to tell you I pissed? You already know why I'm fucking pissed. I told you. There's nothing more to it. I'm fucking, I'm mad at myself because I'm not fucking more organized. I didn't have that on.

And I just want to fucking blame other people. That's what I'm pissed off about. I'm just like, yesterday I wanted to do the Tim Murray thing And I just want to fucking blame other people. That's what I'm pissed off about. I'm just like. Yesterday, I wanted to do the thing. I wanted to do the Tim Murray thing. And then just now I wanted to like live. I want like I wanted live to pitch over to when we can so we could watch Jedediah and support him.

And instead, I was just I'm not I'm not just not was in fucking incompetent. Yeah, I'm feeling sorry for myself. I'm playing the victim. Yeah. Fuck off. But I did feel better seeing the guy with no legs. Like, hey, chill out, dude. Okay, I'm done with you guys.

You guys aren't helping me. Peace and love. See you guys tomorrow. Who do we have on tomorrow morning? We have someone great. Let's see. We always have someone great. Oh, Rob. We always have someone great. Oh, Rob Orlando tomorrow.

Your favorite subject. Eat a ribeye, Seve. Eat a ribeye. Bladewalker sounds like you took accountability in the beginning of that rant. Yeah, but as soon as I get off, I'm going to call someone and yell at them and blame them. Don't worry okay love you guys Buh-bye