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Hey, good morning.
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Hello.
Hello.
Jake, thank you.
I appreciate the excuse.
Savon's getting a link.
What's up, Sousa?
You in a hotel room?
What's up?
I'm in a business center in a hotel, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I didn't want to yell in the breakfast area.
It was a little bit more crowded than I thought it would be.
Do you remember the time I did the show from the lobby in the Hilton?
And where was that?
You were in LA.
That was Thanksgiving.
Oh, wow.
Good memory.
Yeah.
Stephen Flores, Trish is dead.
And now Hiller is blocked.
What the fuck is wrong in this world?
Yeah, what happened to Hiller's account?
I just was looking at some of the stuff on there.
It looks like it got suspended.
I don't know what that means.
On a technicality.
Interesting.
I got a DM last night
from the Mikey Swoosh guy
the fittest dwarf
a threatening DM
it was a clip
god I wish I could play it
but it was a clip from my podcast
saying that if I ever mention his name again
basically threatening me
it said
if you ever talk about me
subtly again I'm going to
it was something threatening
because he didn't
like he was going to
it was a clip from my own podcast
that he was going to use against me
dude I must have a lot of fucking time on his hands he's That he was going to use against me.
Dude I must have a lot of fucking time on his hands.
He's threatening to cancel me.
I wonder if he did something to Hiller.
Like reported his account or something.
Yeah.
And then all these people are telling me.
That that guy's losing his mind. The Mikey.
The fittest dwarf dude.
I can't see his account anymore.
I don't know if I ever could see it.
I'm assuming he blocked me.
Hiller is Trish.
Wow.
You think that when.
His account went down.
No.
No.
Trish actually made a post saying she died in a motorhome accident.
Or her husband did or yeah ron ron uh came on her instagram and said that that trish
was gone and now the whole thing's gone yeah that's kind of cool actually hi athena good actually. Hi, Athena. Good morning. I think what happened was, is this,
um,
uh,
Yon Clark,
it's cause you dropped the end bomb.
Yeah.
That was the clip in there was me asking him why it's okay.
Why he's so upset that,
um,
what the words Lauren used from a movie clip
while he has no problem using music
with any word
he wants and so now he's
taking that clip that shows
him as a hypocrite
to use it to cancel me
I think he also he's trying to
cancel or I don't know what he's trying to do with
Lorne but someone told me that he
he reached out to training think tank or something and said something along
the lines like,
Hey,
you guys shouldn't train her.
Hey,
someone else sent me a clip that he was on the Clydesdale podcast.
And he's like,
yeah,
I don't,
he's basically saying,
I don't get bothered by anything because I'm a dwarf.
When I was little, my mom told me that I need to suck it up and we never play the victim.
The man, not only does this guy play the victim, but he's demanding that other people play the victim.
He said he he doesn't care what people call him.
But for some reason he now.
And so instead of sharing that advice and he basically
said his mom said that if you don't care what other people call you it leads to happiness you'll
never be happy if you don't get over it and yet he uses this platform of his to demand that other
people be offended which the irony is is when someone sent me that clip that's my exact point
as he recruits others to be offended.
I wonder if that dude has anything to do with, um,
Hiller's account being shut down.
He,
the guy's on a full canceling mission every.
Yeah.
He's angry.
He got,
I think yesterday's show rocked him.
I didn't mention him by name.
And normally I would never out some people have sent me some pretty fucked up shit in my DMs.
I would never out someone like that.
By the way, you guys know 1200 shows in.
I don't think I've ever told you what anyone sent me in my DMs without asking them first.
But he basically threatened me.
Not basically.
He did threaten me.
He sent he sent me a he sent me a clip of the show being like, if you if you ever subtly mention me again, I'm going to...
And then he didn't say what he was going to do.
We're talking about the fittest dwarf guy.
I think he actually is that.
I can't see his account anymore.
Show us the DM. Hey, you think he that like the world's a better place now like does he realize that this is all just like a
selfish pull now like now it's like uh it's clearly it's a personal thing for him so he's
going but do you actually think that in his mind he's like look i've helped others by doing this
i can't uh that's That's the crazy part.
He says in this video that his mom
told him that like, hey, in order to get
over stuff, you just have to accept it and move on.
Life's not fair. And yet he's demanding
that other people be hurt and not get the
lesson his mom gave him. No, he doesn't
fucking know. He doesn't know. He doesn't
realize that if the world was like people like
me, as opposed to him,
everything would be chill. Everyone would just be happy and chill. He demands doesn't realize that if the world was like people like me as opposed to him we would everything
would be chill everyone would just be happy and chill he demands that this anger and hatred be
around hey you know what he blocked me so i don't think i can i couldn't find the dm let me see if
i took a picture of it you know it's funny yes yes yes look at so here it is it says talk about
me subtly on your podcast again dot dot dot and then he sent a link to the
video which is like basically threatening i had to watch the video 20 times to understand what he
was even saying and the irony is is it's me calling him out for being a hypocrite but for some reason
that would cancel me it was fucking amazing you're still canceling people that's
still a fucking thing dude he's on a mission that shit drives me nuts you're not helping
anybody you've helped nobody nothing i was uh what have we what uh have uh we ever said
negatively negatively about him well yesterday i was saying yesterday yesterday with i didn't say his name but i was
saying on the show hey i pointed i point i went to his instagram and i saw that he has no problem
with using racial slurs none at all like it's just littered on with songs on his account that
have racial slurs he loves music art same with me he loves music artists that use racial slurs. Me too. I'm fucked. But he – I was pointing out the hypocrisy that he's upset that Lorne quoted a movie or showed a clip from a movie that uses the word retard where he has no problem using songs with racial slurs.
And so that really pissed him off, right? And he's on a mission he's on a crazy mission just reporting
me to he's got basically going through it's nuts by the way another thing he's telling people um
and i've been through this already that there's ndas from women regarding me in my entire 51 years
never it never once has a woman ever made a complaint about me that i know
about i don't even know what an nda is i've never signed anything i was never accused of anything i
was never written up i was never even like mentioned in a um nothing in my whole entire life
like like nothing.
And he's, he's, he's doing that shit.
He's going around telling people that shit.
I think he wrote it in his post.
Someone sent me a screenshot of his post.
Yeah, I, well, I'm probably one was really offended because he used the word cancer.
And I know a lot of people that have had cancer and the fact that he's using it in that way really offends me and everybody else who has had it.
So I don't even think that that should be valid because we should look at the
language he's using and then perhaps find another way that we could do it
without offending so many people.
So you're saying cancer is a serious disease that kills people and could
trigger people to remember people who've died in their life of cancer.
And yet he's lowering the severity of the word by attributing it to me.
Absolutely.
That's what he just did.
Wow.
I can't believe it.
You guys should all go over there and demand that he delete that.
The fucking irony.
You want to see what just absolute hypocr hypocrite he is, go over to the
Clydesdale podcast and look at all the shit
he told
what's the guy's name over there? Mr. Schweitzer.
Scott Schweitzer.
Mary Monsoor, I'm offended
every time someone talks about his big nose because
that means I probably also have a big nose and I'm offended.
Everyone stop listening to this podcast. I know.
It's like that.
That's pretty much the logic.
Okay.
Anyway.
Part of me does realize that like,
even though I didn't say him by name,
if he saw the show yesterday he probably like
he's probably been in a tailspin ever since he's probably tripping
someone said that he's been up all night just sending DMs to everyone
who knows me and by the way I wouldn't have read
that I wouldn't have another reason I wouldn't have read that but he sent that to everyone
he made a post basically he threatened me with this and then didn't wait didn't wait
and and actually released it on his instagram he basically said on his instagram he he he went
after me on his instagram it's like dude you didn't even give me a chance to like
oh my god i'm so sorry you didn sorry. You didn't even give me a chance.
Yeah.
What a place.
What a time we live in, huh?
Have you listened to 1984 recently?
No, but I need to.
Dude, you absolutely need to. When I to michigan the other week i was listening
to it and fuck it is it is now it is here it's crazy
that book is so spot on
are we getting breaking news right now is that what's happening no i'm reading i'm reading what
he wrote on his Instagram.
He says, I want to make life easier for people with disabilities
to be able to walk around outside without someone shouting a slur at them
and their family and taking their picture or harassing them
while they walk their dogs down the road.
Meanwhile, I'm going to demand that everyone be offended.
You're not trying to make anything easier for anyone.
Dude, the easiest way is to take the advice your mom gave you
that you told Scott Switzer on the Clydesdale podcast.
Why?
He presents himself as someone he's so not.
It's so fucking crazy.
Someone in the chat said, hey, we shouldn't even talk about him.
It's the most attention he's ever gotten, and he's just starved for attention.
I might say the biggest event that's ever happened.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In his life?
I don't know.
Hey, dude, at least I'm not lying about you.
How's that?
How about the fact that you're lying about me, saying i was involved in some sort of ndas it's funny how he's taking something and basically
under the guise of um explaining how language hurts people but then but then taking that
and then actually trying to to stop people from what they're pursuing, right? Like that language didn't stop anybody
that was on the post.
But yet now he's taken that, he's manifested it,
and then he's made it like real in the sense
of trying to actually stop people
from pursuing what they do in their jobs or their careers.
Right, right.
Like nothing on Lauren's post
is going to stop anybody from doing anything, right?
You might see it and go,
oh my gosh, this upsets me because I don't know how to control my emotions or I have no sense of humor.
And then he's going to manifest that, tell a story in his head, get himself all wound up, and then literally try to go after and stopping somebody from pursuing what they're trying to do in life.
That's insane.
Does he not know that he is the villain?
Yeah, no, he doesn't know he doesn't know he's bullying her trying to cancel her by the way dude mikey there's something i i
there's something i had a very serious focused a conversation with someone today because i was a
little bit concerned for you because here's the deal. Now that you
open this can of worms, it's going to follow you forever. And some people aren't made for that.
Like some people aren't made for that. Like you outed yourself as being
woke and all the things that come with it. You demand that people see skin color, sex, like
you prey on people's weaknesses and sex like you prey on people's
weaknesses and you validate yourself through other people's weaknesses and that's and i know that
because because people like you have come at me before and it follows me everywhere
like every time i go somewhere someone's like well i don't know me uh are you sure i heard that he had to sign an
nda like like what you're doing to me now it's followed me everywhere and so i was thinking to
myself fuck if i talk about this guy and it gets out and by the end of today 30 000 people are
going to see it and know what you what you are it's fall if it's going to follow you the rest
of your life dude like everyone's gonna know you demand you demand
that people be offended like that's that's gonna stay with you for so long now dude
not you pool boy not you different mikey the fittest dwarf mikey
so i i hope you're uh you wrote you wrote something you'd rather be hated than be a bigot.
But dude, at some point you're going to come to terms with the fact that you're the bad guy.
Everyone else loves everyone.
Everyone else is accepting of everyone.
And it's you who's causing the division.
At some point, and it's going to be so fucking weird for you to reconcile that because then you're still going to have to carry what you did with you.
I don't have to carry what I did with me because I didn't do anything.
It's just people like you who make shit up about me.
And when I sing rap songs, I'm very proud of the fact that when I sing rap songs, I sing the whole fucking song.
I'm very proud of the fact that i
that um i have friends of all color that accept me
uh lick sebon spouting acceptance again uh lick saying passive aggressive pointless comments again give you an example of rap lyrics i sing that's what you want oh my goodness
yeah i am black and i'm proud okay anyway i'm sure that this isn't the end of um
i'm sure this isn't the end of, um, I'm sure this isn't the,
uh, I'm sure this isn't the end of it. I'm sure this isn't the end. Uh, Clark Matthews,
uh, Mikey swoosh on a mission to cancel the OG voice. It's promoting adaptive athletes at the games. I could go on. It's crazy, Clark.
I could go on and on.
Here's the thing.
I'm not even trying to promote it.
I like those people.
I don't have any – I'm not choosing anyone to be on my show.
I don't think of them as even adaptive.
I'm just tripping that Casey Aikry's missing arm.
I think he's cool as shit.
I love what Jedediah S. Nelson's doing.
I'm so curious.
But I hear you.
Yeah, I know.
The irony again.
Oh, by the way, speaking of which, you know who I saw at the NorCal Classic?
Do you remember that lady Kim we had, the blind lady on the show?
Yes, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw her.
She didn't see me.
Okay.
Now I have a soundboard.
Oh, damn. there she didn't see me okay i don't have a soundboard i like when you do it because it makes me look so much better at it.
I'm like a professional.
I just started hitting buttons.
I know.
Holy shit.
I saw her, but she didn't see me.
Thank you.
Good morning, Bone.
Bone, Carlos, what's up?
Seve, what was the name of the 82-year-old hottie you showed us?
You mean the one that's only been eating meat for 65 years?
That's crazy.
I forget her name.
If you go to Anthony Chafee's Instagram account, that's the doctor out of Australia.
Hey, dude, you know something else I saw yesterday?
YouTube is now following the American Medical Association and World Health Organization guidelines again.
You cannot say anything about you can't you can't the KETO diet.
You're not supposed to mention that now.
Because the American Medical Association is against it.
Holy shit, we are in a full-blown...
A thought, please.
Dude, it's crazy.
Don't you question us.
Front tail.
Oh, no, you guys.
Oh, geez.
All right.
That phrase, by the way, makes me really uncomfortable.
Front tail.
Yeah.
But your uncle Buck used to use to get you.
Yeah.
It's OK.
Show me your front tail.
That's the first time I tasted the fur.
You have such a beautiful front tail.
I don't even want to say the word because I don't want it to become part of my vernacular.
Yeah, don't let it stick.
Hey, you're worried about what I'm using and there's words like front tail?
My goodness.
Hey, how about the irony of that
he promotes a word and a behavior and a lifestyle on his instagram through the music he listens to
that he disdains and when i call him out on it he reports me for using the word that he's promoting
what a fucking bizarre world we live in.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my goodness.
Hey, it's the...
It's the posse going out and looking for the bad guy
but the bad guy's riding in the posse right he's the one yelling yeah mikey swoosh is the racist
and the bigot and the hypocrite and the and the hater and the guy who doesn't like people and the
like he's the cancer but he's riding with us being like look there he is look there he is
get him like Everyone's like, dude.
Eaton Beaver, good morning.
Susie, you look yoked today.
Oh, thank you.
He probably did 50 pushups before we came on.
Yeah, yeah, get the arms in there.
Yeah.
He is yoked.
Seve, don't let the news cycle let that Delta Bravo Bruce
Bryce Smith off the hook
I don't know there's nothing to add to that
I don't think
I can tell you how I I can tell you how i i watched that video that hillar made and um my two
thoughts were i hope bryce handles that well and my second thought was is like there were things
those things some of those things that hillar brought up in his notes like ariel lowen or rich
froning i wrote down in my notes to bring back up to him and i didn't i should have
said there's some things that i wish i would have gently said like hey what do you mean rich's reps
are perfect or what everyone knows ariel lowen trained out of like a an affiliate that wasn't
an affiliate and then now trains out of like everyone but yeah he he obviously inspired Hiller to...
I mean, Hiller said, hey, when the video went up, he goes, it's a long video.
Tell me if you get bored anywhere in it.
And I watched it and I didn't get bored anywhere in it.
And that's the feedback I gave him.
I was like, wow.
Nope, I didn't get bored anywhere in it. And that's the feedback I gave him. I was like, wow. Nope, I didn't get bored.
And I heard the Fikowski.
I liked it when he said that.
I mean, Bryce has his own affect of talking.
Okay.
I'm honestly just...
Yeah. I don't know. I was going to gonna say I don't know if it's true I don't know what the situation I'm a little uncomfortable with it I need that to settle down a little bit that's like both of these
situations are so hot it's like damn people got so fucking wound up. And.
I mean there's clearly a massive.
Between swoosh.
And what's happening.
There's a massive disconnect.
Something is.
Trying to think of a way to say it. Without being negative towards him.
It's like running he's run into a brick wall and he's just blaming the wall like he like there's a piece he's not seeing it's like no dude you ran into it and he just wants to just blame and blame
the brick wall and so he's right 50 of what he's saying is right but the other part like yeah
that like there's bad words out there and there's words that hurt people's feelings and blah blah
blah that's 100 right the part he's missing is is that his own his own person some anger some
somewhere he's been hurt is making it that he's demanding that that running into that brick wall
keep happening over and over and over and over again probably that third booster uh licks uh seven you're also
getting blacklisted on youtube again something is happening i know it uh started on august first
what's crazy is our number our impressions are at an all-time low,
but our numbers are at an all-time high.
So it's something, something's,
so many of you subscribed or so many of you are listening
that it's not changing anything.
But yeah, they're making a attempt.
Yeah, it's definitely being a.
Look at all the, all the mics are freaking out.
All the mics are freaking out.
Not me.
No, it's not Mr. McCaskey.
And so I don't know who's going to – if that guy, Mikey Swoosh, goes back and listens to the podcast he did with Clydesdale Media, he should try to be the guy he portrays in that.
I mean the guy he portrays himself as the guy that I like to think that I am too
I mean some a lot of shit still offends me but at the end of the day I know I ran into that Rick
Wall it's me it's how it's who I think I am so he thinks he's something and um
yeah uh Scott Schweitzer this shit pisses me off if you disagree make a statement but someone's
livelihood take it away is three steps too far yeah that's what he's doing he's reached out to
he's reached out to already this morning like 20 people are like hey this fucking guy's reached out
to me and he's saying this about you and it's not it's not even close like if you want to show
people the clip from my video from the show go for it i'm i freedom freedom of speech i don't say
anything bad about anybody and in that clip nothing i say nothing derogatory but uh
but but yeah he's trying to make it so like i can't like i can't put food on my table or andrew
yeah basically can't if he's involved with uh andrew's um instagram account being pulled down yeah it's pretty it's pretty
gross stuff and and lauren fisher trying to make it so that she can't get her coaches
feel intimidated by him and his bullies um
but how do you not how do they not see that that's what i want to know
oh how does he not see what he's doing yeah like how like like has he put no thoughts like you're
the bad guy but you're blaming you're pointing other people being i don't know once again he
only sees half of it he's only he always takes it's zero accountability it's just pure
like he's just gone into pure victim pure victim yeah it's crazy it's crazy
hey and there will be fallout it'll work it'll work there will be fallout like
what do you mean the fallout will be like they'll like people will believe what he says
um they'll someone someone will actually think that like, for like, that I did something
bad.
Um, someone will, the, the stories will continue that like somehow I had to sign some NDAs
or, or some girls had to sign some NDAs.
Like he'll, he'll spread that.
That'll go, there'll be a little bit of lull or something crazy, you know, for me, like
there'll be some, someone will try else someone else will try to pile on to that.
You know what I mean?
Some follower, some loser.
There'll be some fallout.
And then I'll just come back stronger.
There'll just be a cycle like it does every time.
Do you know what I mean?
It's not.
And then I'll keep going and
he'll be stuck that's the part that i'm worried about for him a little bit someone someone else
is like when i was talking with someone this morning about they're like dude he brought it
upon himself i'm like i know but i don't think people realize how much how weird it is when this
follows you the rest of your life especially if you don't if you're not if you're not in the situation I'm in. I'm in a good situation. I'm in a great situation.
I also think Ron killed Trish.
Oh, what do you think happened there?
I also think Ron killed Trish.
Oh, what do you think happened there?
I don't know.
Emily had a comment earlier period.
She said that the best way to avoid detection is to be the detective.
And that was like you talking about Swoosh over there pointing and being like, hey, go get him.
Now I'm thinking that that's the same situation with Ron and Trish. Yeah, explain to me.
Explain to me.
Meaning what? ron and trish yeah explain explain to me explain to me um explain me meaning what meaning like he was uh maybe ron was getting a little jealous of trisha's
popularity maybe he just wanted to eat some cheetos and uh kick back he didn't want to
live the crossfit methodology lifestyle so he he cut those freaking brake lines and
and ran the rv into a ditch. Wait a second.
But there is no real Trish. It's all
a story. The fictitional character was killed.
We don't know that.
Oh, you're fucking
giving me the EBGBs.
You're making me feel uncomfortable.
I think the story might have just getting started.
You're making me
feel like I'm retarded.
Stephen Flores, Ron crashes the RV
and our beloved Trish was wearing a seatbelt.
Wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
And the whole account is gone.
And Hiller got shut down too.
What would Hiller say?
There are no coincidences.
Yeah. He told me he thinks mikey
swoosh did it reported him at into instagram yeah i definitely believe that how did hillar
get drug into the mikey swoosh thing he's not involved in that at all is he
i don't think so dude you guys andrew Hiller is one of the most square people I know.
He really doesn't swear.
He doesn't drink.
He holds the door open even longer than me for people.
Dude, he's the kind of weirdo who would run across the street and help someone put luggage in their car at the airport while the cops are yelling at him to move his car.
I'm telling you, the guy is a – he's got a little bit of dork in him there's nothing bad about andrew hiller
if you go out to eat with them too you got to be quick because he'll pay for it before you get a
chance to too all that all of it yep yeah he's a noble cat cat a tank reeves jesus watch kill tony
seven you're fine well that's the other thing uh Stephen Flores, Savon is like a hydra.
Cut one head off and he grows two more.
So I really don't think I'm – I try not to be mean to people.
I'm not perfect at it, but I am going to be here every morning at 7 a.m.
It is – I am kind of a feature.
So act accordingly.
Howie DeWitt, Mikey Swoosh just released a sex tape with Trish and Trish is in hiding.
Bryce just humbly reported it.
Oh, shit.
Perfect.
Sean Sullivan, Mikey Swoosh is like Peter Dinklage.
God, he's amazing
Taking away acting roles from other dwarves
I assume that we're allowed
Are we going to get reported for saying the word dwarf
Are you allowed to do
I thought that was the proper term
Yeah
Isn't it
I have no idea
It changes all the time anyways hey
do you think if it wasn't the proper term they'd have to change snow white and the seven dwarfs
just snow white and the seven midgets or snow white and the seven small statured people or
snow white and the vertically challenged or yeah i just think they'd make them all non-binary and then they'd probably cancel each other out snow white in the non-binary i have a bit in here i'm so non-binary i looked up the word
the other day i'm as non-binary as they get what do you have the definition i don't really
know what that means it's basically when you don't know your gender oh
that's it when you don't know your gender. Oh.
That's it.
When you don't have a gender.
My gender is fluid as fuck.
And I mean that.
That's not a sarcasm or a bit or anything.
Why the fuck would I choose a gender?
Okay.
I want to show you guys something.
This is fucking crazy.
This lady is a CrossFitter.
I used to work with this lady.
She's 63 years old. You're not even going to believe what i'm about to show you this lady uh her name is judy omaya um
she was the i think she was the head of our graphics department my memory is just a blur
she's a great lady i loved working with her incredibly fucking um yeah savvy identifies as pimp thank you
p-i-m-p another great song another great song i'm on a whole uh i'm going through all my old
rap songs to see what like my kids are watching the a-team and the six million dollar man
and then i'm going through old rap songs right now for my kids to hear so
i'm kind of in a rap phase old school rap like when i was old school like yeah run bmc utfo
um um even nwa i was thinking is like maybe too recent. Too recent.
You know, just like the stuff that I really started with.
Rodney O and Joe Cooley.
Vittorio.
Yeah, great rap for us.
I like Notorious.
Are you talking about Bone Thugs-N-Harmony?
I like them.
Maybe even they're too new.
I'm trying to go back. Classic
2 Live Crew. Yeah, I don't know if my kids are ready
for that.
Oh, I'll pull
these up because you're away.
Okay, I'm going to pull this up.
Okay, I can try. I'm on the laptop.
No, no, fuck it. I'll pull this up.
So,
this is her on the laptop. No, no, fuck it. I'll pull this up. So, this is her on the left.
She's 63.
Dude, this is insane.
Crossfitter.
Santa Cruz chick.
Look at her.
Damn.
Yeah.
Dude, that chick has seen some shit.
63-year-old Japanese pro skater.
Female.
That's impressive.
She got stories.
Yeah.
Wow.
Qualified 10th against everyone first in the women's pro.
Keeping me on my toes.
Oh, she's there. She's going against the number in the women's pro. Keeping me on my toes. Oh, that's again.
That's she's there.
She's going against the number one chick, I guess.
I think that chick.
I think when Judy was DMing with her, I think she said that chick flew in from like Czechoslovakia is like best in the world.
If I recall.
I just can't believe that's a 63 year old human, dude.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I can't believe that's a 63-year-old human, dude.
Yeah, that's crazy.
God, crash.
So what's the deal with this?
The thing psychologically that's going on as a spectator is it's intense because the whole time you're tripping if they're going to crash.
It's like car racing.
Mm-hmm.
That's probably moving a lot quicker than this video shows, too, you know, like if you were there.
Oh, dude, that's, I mean. right, that's the whole thing with this.
That's why I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm just freaking out if she crashes.
That's why my butt's all puckered up.
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Have you ever seen the ones they do in San Francisco where all those skaters just line those steep-ass hills?
I forget which street they normally do it on I think it changes every now and then
and they just like bomb the hills
and there's just some gnarly wipeouts
this company right here is one of the
biggest skateboard companies in the world
Santa Cruz Board Skateboards they're right down the street
from my house and look at even there like yeah Judy
like everyone knows her fucking legend.
Anyway,
congratulations,
Judy.
Yeah,
that's crazy.
Yeah.
I saw another DM come in from her and it said something like,
if your boys want to,
and I think she's going to invite us somewhere,
but I didn't know.
I want to savor it. Maybe. Oh no. Maybe she's not going to want to, and I think she's going to invite us somewhere. But I didn't open it. I want to savor it.
Maybe.
Oh, no.
Maybe she's not going to want to invite me if Mikey Swoosh sends her a DM.
He's already sent it.
No, don't do it to my kids, Mikey.
No, please.
Not my kids.
Don't cancel me.
I listen to rap. I listen to some me. I listen to rap. I listen to rap.
You're not really offended about the cancer thing, are you?
That he used the word cancer?
No, but I'm just saying.
I know.
You should have said.
No, excuse me.
Yes, I am.
No, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm going to.
I'm headed down to wherever he works.
Where does he work?
Where does that guy work?
Hey, Mikey, tell us where you work so we can retaliate, please.
Send me your DMs where you work so I can tell your boss that you're fucking with me and my three little boys.
I'm going to contact his manager.
Judy, am I?
Hey, so the Ashley Biden diary is real real that's made it full circle too i
look i the story broke and then i looked it up at a fact checked it and they you know if you go to
snopes they go through the history of the fact checking and like if you go two years ago or
whenever the diary first thing came out they said it's not real and they've updated it and now
they've updated it to well there's no one saying it's not real that's what it is they don't say it's real they're saying
that no one says it's not real so uh one this is crazy this is fucking nuts is that the one where
she said that they like showered it appropriately and shit is that she would that she would wait
till her dad we went to sleep at night so she wouldn't have to shower with him because if he heard the shower on he would get in the shower
with her
that's fucking crazy right
some demonic shit bro
that's crazy
that's some demonic shit
yeah I've never heard you say that I've never heard you use that word on the show
I know because I don't use it lightly
because like seriously like what
what the fuck dude
remember they got a hold of Ashley Biden's I know because I don't use it lightly because like seriously, like what? What the fuck, dude?
Us. Remember, they got a hold of Ashley Biden's diary and the U.S. government is trying to hunt everybody down who was involved with Ashley Biden's diary.
Well, now, two years later, Project Veritas has now revealed audio of Ashley Biden confirming that that diary belonged to her.
It's the same diary, as you know, where she revealed showering with her father.
Maybe I should make it her father showered with her.
And on the phone call, she also threatens to stick the Secret Service on the person who has it to get it back.
Take a listen.
Imagine someone stole something from you and you call them and you're like i'm gonna send the secret service to come or or mikey swoosh just had fucking hillar's instagram account taken down this is uh some
of the audio from the project veritas video at this point and i don't mean to i don't want to
have to get secret service involved in this right right, because it's a whole process.
But I am Ashley Biden. It is my stuff. So if you could just skip all of that over, I would really appreciate it.
Now, you notice what she said at the top. She's like, I'd hate to get the Secret Service involved in this.
It's fucking nuts, dude.
Hey, so here's the – basically, then someone says to Project Veritas in the comments, hey, why did you wait so long to release this?
And they said because we couldn't release it any sooner, which makes me think that basically internally they've just let go of Joe Biden.
Like even his people have turned against him, right?
So instead of protecting him now, they're like just let it all flood out.
But I don't even think like – people will still vote for him.
People will still vote for him Knowing that his daughter didn't want to shout was being forced to shower with him
Sounds fake which part I dug pretty deep which part Oh
Shit, uh rb. They're changing Snow White already
No kidding oh cause Dwarf's not appropriate
What are they gonna change it to
God I would I kinda would like it if they did that
That would be fucking funny
My goodness
Hey so you're gonna do
So the wedding's today
Yeah And you're gonna to do the weddings today? Yeah.
And you're going to do a talk?
You're going to – you're actually – will you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Yeah, dude.
I'm officiating it.
That's right.
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And you've been preparing?
For a long time now.
And do you have, would you get a book up there in the front to read out of do you
have notes yeah oh yeah i have the whole thing scripted out like big font big spaces like a ton
of different things in there as far as like when i pause or what i need to look for is happening at
that time and stuff like that yeah do my heart i wish i had my watch on my heart rate elevated
just fucking talking about it dude damn damn hey
yeah at a lendo right like you'll go up there you'll be you'll be up there the hard part's
gonna be like when they're walking towards you yeah yep yeah right because they walk really slow
and you'll be up there and you'll be like in your head rehearsing but also trying to pay attention
to the wedding mm-hmm yeah i get one thing where I get to go out
prior to everybody coming down
because they want it to be,
they don't want people having phones
and shit like that, right,
during the ceremony portion of it.
They just want everybody to have their phones away
and just to be present.
So before we start that,
they want me to come out there and be like,
hey, before the ceremony officially starts,
everybody, we're going to do this thing real quick. You're quick you're gonna stand up snap a couple photos of you and your crew
before you sit down now put your cell phones away for the remaining of the time you that you say
that yeah before like before the people walk down oh hey that's when you need to be like a duck that
shakes water off your back you got to say that really loud and shit and like really get out your voice oh yeah i have a whole uh deal before it okay yeah like when i come in
and i i'll basically i'll get them like fired up the cool thing is the couple that i've been doing
this for i've like known for a really long time and they basically were just like hey do we just
want it to be short sweet light fun funny energetic and like we just want to get out there and have
the party afterwards i'm like okay no problem we can do that so i'm gonna go out there and i'll get the
the audience like all set and kind of show a little my personality right at that point but
like you said like it'll kind of it'll uh it'll allow me to shake the jitters out a little bit
and then i'll step back and then the the groom who i'm buddies with he was already fucking nervous
as shit yesterday during the
rehearsal and we like went through it a bunch of times and so i got to bring you know what this
reminded me of something that i remember uh dave castro saying a while back when he used to do the
open announcements like he would go into the environment he would like practice the words
he was saying and all that so when i got there at the rehearsal i carried my little bind with me i
walked the same thing i was gonna walk i stood in the front like sat there and like you know went through it a few
times so that way i felt like i was used to the environment and everything else but when we were
doing that i looked over and the groom was i could tell he was fucking nervous you know so i was like
how you doing you're all right he goes i was fine now i'm here and i'm losing my shit and i was like awesome yeah i was like
great i'm gonna use you to like balance out my nervousness because i'm just gonna like
you know it's like one of those things like if you've ever been in a situation
like an active shooter situation no it's fucked up but so have you been in one of those yeah
oh my god yeah dude county county fair no shit like 98 or something like that i was like Have you been in one of those? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, dude. County Fair.
No shit.
Like 98 or something like that.
I was like probably 12.
What scared you?
Your active shooter situation or the wedding?
The wedding.
It is, huh?
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
But when that happened, I remember like you just kind like, look at where you could offer help to somebody.
And at the time, I was super young.
But my uncle, who was a Marine and, you know, was a little bit more experienced with that stuff, kind of pushed me down to the little cotton candy stand.
And then instantly he was like, all right, we got to get out because we're in the back towards where all the games and shit were.
And so after the shots started firing out, everybody pushed towards the back of the fair where those games were but it was all gated in
like there wasn't a back entrance and so so then i remember as everybody was like running out and
stuff he he like pushed us in and he like sat on top of me and like my younger brother my dad was
there my mom came running over and um and he was he was like, all right, sit here, hold on.
And it was crazy because everybody was just rushing past us. So you have this, like,
you really wanted to just run. Right. And he was like, hold on, we got to get our bearings. And he's like, all right, let's go over there. And as we started going, he started yelling to other
people like, Hey, the entrance is that we could get out here. We could get out here. We could get
out here. And then I realized as my focus went to just kind of watching what he was doing and
helping other people move in
the direction then it was like he's focused on that not focused on what was like happening
my wife my wife has active shooter anxiety this was like prior to like the fucking crazies just
blasting like this was like actually like a gang violence thing and so they got into a fight and
then they said did you hear gunshots oh yeah yeah yeah we
were close dude we were close oh my god yeah yeah yeah and then the weird part was is after it went
off people were lighting off like either fireworks or all this stuff so like the chaos breaks like
super quick right and like you probably you've been in that situation with that with the driver
like shit goes from like fine to just totally disarrayed, really, really fucking quickly.
Right.
And like, nobody knows what's going on.
And so while that was happening, all of a sudden you heard like these, like, I think
there are fireworks or later it's going to be M80s, but people just started like blasting
off fireworks in the parking lot.
And so when the cops rushed in, they didn't know where to go or what was happening.
So as they're trying to figure out what the situation, it was nuts.
It was nuts. Did anyone get shot? Yeah figure out what the situation, it was nuts. It was nuts.
Did anyone get shot?
Yeah.
Yeah.
A couple of people got shot.
I don't think anybody died though.
You get, people could search.
It was on 4th of July at the Alameda County fair.
Hey, I want, so I hope no one gets shot at the wedding.
But the point being is like, what's, what's the groove and stuff comes up and everybody's like a
little bit nervous like i'm gonna use the fact of like oh i'm calm and cool and collected yeah
yeah you like you do your like you'd be nervous you do your thing and like i'm gonna i got your
back so i'll focus my energy on that and like making sure all the little moving parts are
supposed to be taking off the way they are and not just spinning in my head.
The way I do the show, I just keep telling myself
it's okay if you mess up.
It's okay if you mess up.
It's okay if you mess up.
Anytime I get nervous, I'm like, it's okay.
Who cares?
I still get nervous sometimes during this show.
I just tell myself
at least you're not
trying to cancel people yeah
at least you're not trying to at least you're not trying to cancel people at least you didn't
spend stay up all night last night people tattletailing oh my gosh tattletale tattletale
i'm comfortable he's a tattletale about non-stop nonsense a tattletale about nonsense. A tattletale.
Mikey Swoosh, you're a tattletale for shit that's not even real.
At first, I didn't even get what he was saying.
He said, if you ever subtly mention my name again, and then he puts the video.
And I watched the video over and over.
I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with this video?
What's he talking about?
This video makes you – I thought when I watched the video over and over. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with this video? What's he talking about? This video makes you that I thought
when I watch the video, he looks bad.
You're the one condoning the use
of racial slurs, not me.
I'm completely against them
unless they're used appropriately.
Here's a message from the governor of New York.
Very important.
This is nuts.
Uh-oh.
This is nuts.
You're not even going to believe this.
Everyone wants to be done with COVID.
COVID is not done with us.
This news is coming at a perfect time.
My team and I just got off a call with the FDA
confirming that the COVID vaccine is on its way to New York.
It is literally a new vaccine.
It is not a booster shot.
It is not an enhancer.
It is a new vaccine designed to attack the new variants.
So don't wait on this. Six months is the age. Sounds young, but children get shots from birth. They can do it. I encourage everyone,
don't let your baby be one that is in a cold, dark, scary place, unknown to them,
scary for your child. Think about them and get them
vaccinated. Shame on us if we don't
see the warnings. Take precautions.
Be ready.
People are actually going to take their
babies to get
drugs injected into them.
I can't
even believe this.
Does it affect them? That's fucking crazy, dude.
Barry McOchner and Mikey Swoosh thinks we're Nazis.
Isn't that amazing?
Isn't it amazing?
Like, he's the one.
So we're not demanding anyone do anything.
We're not trying to cancel anyone.
We're not upset with anyone.
We're not telling anyone what they can and can't say.
Who is the actual Nazi in this situation
like who's behaving more like it who's trying to control
the media who's trying to cancel
who he's trying to control what we say
comes out of our mouths who's the one
who's offended he thinks he's better
than other people I don't think I'm better than
fucking anybody
I'm not I'm not around here
demanding that anyone be offended I'm not around here demanding that anyone be offended.
I'm not making any demands.
It's crazy.
Once again, yeah, who is the Nazi?
Cave Dastro canceling is a full-time gig.
Yeah, it's...
Robbie Meyer,
I sent you a great meme for your DMs.
It sucks, too.
He would have been a great regular guest on the show if he was cool hey dude when you
sad well fucked up how's he gonna pull out of it once you it's one thing to be woke and like
and like just in your own world but once you go publicly woke how do you walk that shit back that would require some serious humility yeah i don't i don't think
that i don't think he would but at some point you look back at it and you're like well like
tolsi gabner she publicly walked it back joe rogan publicly walked it back bill mauer publicly
walked i mean kind of richard uh who's the comedians i mean some some big names have She publicly walked it back. Joe Rogan publicly walked it back. Bill Maher publicly walked.
I mean, kind of Richard.
Who's the comedians?
I mean, some some big names have walked it back.
You mean their thought process?
Yeah.
Just like they realize, like, oh, shit.
Like I was on the fucking wrong.
Like.
Like.
I was the one doing the bad shit.
I was I'm doing the bad shit.
I'm enforcing bad shit happen.
I'm enforcing that people get offended.
I'm enforcing that people lose their jobs.
I'm enforcing that people get ostracized from groups.
I'm enforcing, like, he's a fuck that, like,
the dude's, like, trying to be an enforcer.
He wants the little swastika on him.
He wants to be, like, walk around town and be like,
ah, you, and put yellow stars on people it's like dude yeah didn't hey didn't they didn't they start when do you realize like oh shit i'm the bad guy did they start by taking people's properties
um yeah oh yeah yeah push them out of town taking their properties yeah
they said that they were dirty They said that they were dirty.
They said that they were dirty.
And how is that different?
What's happening now with people trying to cancel off the show or not allow you to have work?
Isn't that the same thing?
Yeah.
It's all the same.
It's all just thinking because he's better than other people.
And I get where it comes from, too.
I know you don't have to
be a fucking rocket scientist to um figure it out yeah i mean justification everybody in jail
fucking could justify why they're there and how they're innocent if you're planning on getting
your kids um any uh injections by the way any drugs uh to under the guise of saving your kids
life i highly recommend going to the CDC website
and looking at the number of kids that have died from whatever you're trying to protect them from
versus the number of kids who died from getting those injections. And then and then, you know,
act accordingly. Make make use your own discernment. Don't outsource your discernment
or necessarily trust what the governor of New York said. Just just go you can even go to the to any site
and just start doing some simple math they're not hiding the truth from you but um just do a little
just do a little bit of math and you already know that whole thing's fucked because we go that heavy
with the the fear tactics and your child will be in a dark scary place like you know exactly what
you're doing the people who wrote that script know exactly what you're doing. The people who wrote that script know exactly
what they're doing. And so anybody that
is hearing anything that's crazy fear-based
like that needs to really
look closely at the information that's being given.
Technically,
Seve has the upper hand because the guy threatened him.
I mean, but...
And he's the one condoning the use of the word that he's accusing me of using.
I should get a pass.
I should get a fucking... Why don't I get a pass?
Seve pulled up the Kirk Cousins KFC commercial from last night.
Kirk Cousins KFC.
What show is that on?
Kirk Cousins KFC. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Kirk Cousins KFC. What show is that on? Kirk Cousins KFC.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Kirk Cousins KFC.
Was that like on a football game or something?
I didn't even know Kentucky Fried Chicken was still around.
I never even see those anymore.
Dude, either did I.
And there's one right next to where I'm staying.
And you know what's right on the other side of that?
I think a CrossFit gym.
Wow.
Yeah. Yes, chicken CrossFit gym. Wow. Yeah.
Yes, Chicken.
Kirk Cousins.
Is that what I would type in?
You're not going to get me in trouble, are you?
Kirk Cousins.
KFC.
Big Dick Guy.
Kirk Cousins KFC commercial.
12 hours ago.
Uh-oh.
Hold on.
I'm watching it first before I...
And by we are currently vetting the content material
to make sure it's suitable for our viewing and listening audience. audience
Why do you want me to play this because this chick's body is crazy in it
See RB was there Valley and Brunel and that, helicopters everywhere. Yep. That's right there.
Oh, gee.
Someone was there?
Wait, who was there?
Who was there?
RB.
Susan, I was at the Valley and Brunel when that happened.
Helicopters, wow.
Yeah.
RB is from Livermore area because he has very, very specific things
and jokes that you would only know or say if you lived in Livermore
or the surrounding areas.
I think McCaskey lives up there too somewhere
because the other day he dropped the name of an airport to me
that I was like, oh, no one knows that airport.
Jody Lynn, dude, Susie, can we call Laura today, pretty please?
Dude, I'm so over-stimmed already.
You know, I'm tripping a little bit right now
because of Hiller's Instagram
I don't know how much he cares I haven't had a chance
to talk to him this morning but I feel bad for him
it's so lame
it's so lame it's how he makes his living
it's so lame
I mean not directly his Instagram
but it's like one of his tools
the distributor for sure
Jody thank you for the money i'm tempted
you know to to be the little whore that i am and um and do it for the 50 bucks yeah
i mean she knew she knew which prices to do that like i'm thinking to myself if if you would have
told me hey dude i'll give you 50 bucks if you call Laura like I probably would have done it and so you know a transcendental human being like myself who doesn't believe in
time I should honor that I don't know oh we never really you that you how would that chicken
commercial be racist really saying who's saying it's racist i didn't see anything racist in there
a damn kirk bad look i thought so too uh it seems so oddly racist now because he's eating chicken
holy shit so i i don't know if i want to play this because i don't want to get in trouble but
the premise of this commercial okay i'll play it fuck it i'll play a little bit there i would love
to hear so here's the thing if you explain to me how this is racist all you're going to end up
doing is outing yourself as racist that i mean that's the whole thing that i don't understand
with um uh a mikey swoosh you're clearly the racist because you're the one demanding that
someone be offended by this word you somehow think that this word should have power over people of color
of the melanated and not only that i am black
uh-huh yeah now what okay here we go kirk for years we've seen quarterbacks lick their fingers
to get a better grip on the ball but But you're here today to tell us.
She's hot.
Taylor Rooks.
Is that someone famous?
Never heard of her.
That's not true?
Never has been.
And it's time people knew the real reason.
Tell us.
We don't do it for a better grip on the ball.
It's because of KFC.
You seen anything racist yet?
No.
What?
A little extra flavor makes the wide receivers work harder for the ball.
It's figured looking good.
It's our secret weapon.
Perfect spiral of flavor.
So this is why they call you KFC.
You like that?
No, people are not calling that racist.
I really want someone to explain to me what that is.
So here's my take.
Are they suggesting that wide receivers are black and black people like chicken?
So when you get chicken on the ball, they want to catch it because they want to taste the chicken.
But let's say there was some truth to that.
Let's say it was like Armenian wide receivers and you ate baklava first.
Let's say there was some truth to that.
Let's say it was like Armenian wide receivers and you ate baklava first.
How is insinuating what a preferred diet of a certain culture is racist?
I still, I can't even make that leap.
Well, you're Brazilian.
What do you guys eat?
Cockroaches.
Is that your preferred?
Beatles.
What are you?
Portuguese.
You're offended. Portuguese. Yeah. What do you guys, what do Portuguese people eat? You guys got'm Portuguese. You're offended.
Portuguese, yeah.
What do you guys, what do Portuguese people eat?
You guys don't even have a fucking dish.
Do you have a dish?
I am fucking, I'm out of here.
This is, you're like, this is crazy right now.
How do you even have a dish?
So someone explain to me why that's racist.
Did I get it right?
Is that the thing?
It's not chicken, it's fried chicken?
Dude, KFC's tagline has always always been it's finger licking good oh he's saying it's been like that forever he's saying
it's culture vindicate saying it's cultural appropriation because white it's a it is a
black person's food and they have a white person eating it what i have no fucking idea you gotta make some big leaps here
yeah this is amazing i want to see if someone in here is going to try to explain it to me
boycott kfc hey did you ever watch that um baklava would help and make it sticky that's for sure say
uh say that again.
I was going to say,
have you seen the,
there's like a mini doc series. I think it's on Netflix.
I forget what it's called.
Maybe it's quarterbacks or something,
but they actually like follow a handful of NFL quarterbacks.
Kirk cousins is one of them.
Uh,
I don't know if you've seen it,
but anyways,
Kirk cousins was like the most square dude on there.
They're like,
Hey,
you know,
ask him questions about his clothes.
And he's like, I just wear what my wife puts out for me.
And then he like finishes a crazy football game.
And just like him and his wife just get in the car.
He just drives home like a normal dude.
He's like, okay, well, where's the sitter?
How are the kids doing?
Okay.
All right.
Is that the guy who was sitting there?
Yeah.
Yep.
You should watch that series, by the way.
I think you might like it.
It was way better than
the formula one shit everybody kept recommending i know i watched a couple of those you got a
couple of them i could even get the first one i was like fuck this is boring yeah people loved it
oh here's vindicate i think i actually think it's what you said. The receivers are black, so KFC is enticing.
Wow.
That's a big fucking leap. Oh, of course they are.
I bet the people saying it's racist aren't even black.
Of course.
No, we know exactly what that is.
They're white women.
Yeah, but they're demanding that you be offended if you are black.
Right.
We live in such a bizarre world.
Oh, my goodness. Did I um mikey swoosh in here
mikey what's up dude why why are you spreading uh if that really is you why are you spreading
lies about me dude yeah how'd you make the leap from uh being offended to attacking somebody's
livelihood because that's a big fucking leap yeah how did you
um how that i have that question for you how why is it that your mom told you in the Clydesdale
podcast to just accept stuff and that you said it doesn't bother you whether people call you
midget or dwarf and yet you're demanding that people um uh not use say the word retard and
when i accuse you when i well i don't accuse you i point out clearly and
factually that you're okay with racial slurs and somehow now you're turning that against me that i
use the racial slur when i was pointing out to you it by the way what other words can i not say on
the air that you won't report me about i'm so fucking curious what are the words Is that the only word? Is that the only word?
Mikey, you have a forum to defend yourself or explain yourself, dude.
Don't say keep crying. Come on.
I haven't attacked you at all yet.
That's some bitch shit.
That's some bitch shit.
You hear something you don't like and then you go after somebody's livelihood. I've worked three fucking years.
I've worked hard on this shit.
So when you go after that and you play that fucking pussy shit,
you're attacking me too.
I have nothing to do with that.
Be offended.
Get the group and be offended about the words.
Disagree with the language of it.
But once you start doing that and you start going after livelihood,
you start going after what we fucking created and all the other people in
the show.
That's too big of a leap,
dude.
That's too big of a leap, dude. That's too big of a leap.
Go ahead, buddy.
I want to hear you explain why you're not taking the advice of your mom.
The sooner you get over it, the more happy you'll be.
Go ahead.
Of course you got him suspended, dude.
You went after his account.
We can tell you've been up all night.
People are sending us screenshots that you've been up all night
sending DMs
to people lying, spreading lies.
Play stupid games,
win stupid prizes.'s right that's right
andrew hiller there's a rat in your circle my friend
it's lame you did all that dude it's lame i don't know i don't know i don't know why uh you took it
here but in the end you're gonna be you're it was it was lame you shouldn't have done that
it was a dickhead move and and now and now you're just using name calling instead of like actually
focusing on any of the things that you said yeah of course dude you didn't tag you're saying you didn't tag me it doesn't it doesn't matter
this is the most popular podcast in the space everyone knew who you were talking about
just like you knew i was talking about you the other day it was a bit but yours isn't a bit
you've sent dms and emails and
you're you're rallying the fucking cancel culture people the wokerazzi to try to
and it's it's all gonna just come back dude and it's gonna it'll all end up on your porch dude
bob jerome why are you giving this douchebag any air bob i haven't seen you in forever
where have you been And to tell you the truth
Once again like
You got someone like Lauren Fisher she wants to train a training
Think tank and you're sending messages Saying that they shouldn't let her over there because of some
clips she put on her instagram come on dude what did your don't get me all riled up i got a wedding to appreciate soon hey i liked it i like it
i know you never really seen me like that before no i like i just can't i can't stand that shit
that's like that's legit like fucking for lack of better words like bullying like did you go
after somebody else's shit like that like it's such it's bullying. I wonder if he knows it's such bullying.
Maybe he does now because
he never heard shit from me before, but now
when he realizes what the actions are.
Isn't that part of the whole
woke thing that you're supposed to be against bullies
to?
Hey, Travis, what's up, dude?
Oh, did I lose him?
Oh, hold on. Sorry.
Hey, what's up, Travis?
Hello?
Hey.
What's up, dude?
Put up the number so we can call in.
If he's got any balls, he'll call in.
Bullying.
Bullying.
Bullying.
That's a fucking joke.
What other words
Are there any other words that you're just not allowed to say
Did you see the DM he sent me
Threatening me
Did you see that part of the show
No I didn't see the DM
I heard you reading about it
He was arguing with me
It was something about using the N-word yesterday,
and I said context is everything.
He still doesn't think you can say that word.
You can never say it.
Hey, here's the thing, too.
He doesn't even care.
He doesn't even care whether I said it or not.
He's just so upset that he's like a baby rattlesnake,
just spewing venom everywhere and just trying to attack people.
Yeah.
Kind of spiraled out of control at this point.
But like I said, if he's got any balls, he can call in.
Hey, did he,
did he try to tell you that you shouldn't sell CEO shirts because I'm a
racist and a bigot and, uh, and I have NDAs against me or something.
Can you have, what is, what is non-disclosure agreement?
Yeah.
No, I've only had one,
I'll say, gym that has told me I can't,
not that I shouldn't,
but I can't sell your stuff or Hiller's stuff.
Oh, like at their event?
I told you about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
At their event, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But other than that-
Wait, wait, wait.
Incoming breaking news, Travis.
Seve, you have a pass from me you can say it
well thank you
yes
who was it was it Blade
Slater
we need Blade's approval then you can say it
it's just
fucking nuts it's like
it is
it's nuts
he's gotten way too much publicity at this point
I don't think he knows
what he kind of did to himself
like now for the next fucking 20 years
he's in the space it's going to follow him around
and he's not going to like it
no
when I told him
you went and called the supporters
of the show 7 Nazis
yeah exactly
Andy erased it andy he tried
yeah then he deleted it yeah well there's these screenshots do exist so
anyway give him a chance to call in see what happens
all right calling shit he got shit he'll say not I know Fucking Sousa you got all kinds of
Amped up there I like it
I like it too
Sousa was a fucking gangster
I get protective
That was good
You got a wedding to get ready for
Chill calm down
Hey speaking of Blade
We saw a crazy clip
I sent to Blade yesterday
It's a lady
At a wedding
Oh shit Sousa
It's a lady at a wedding who's pulling on a cop's gun
And the cop
Dude I sent that to you
Yeah
And did you see I sent it to you and Blade
And the cop knocks this chick out
It's crazy But she And did you see I sent it to you and Blade? Yeah. And the cop knocks this chick out.
It's crazy.
But Blade's going to come on and we're going to do a breakdown on it.
It's so good.
It's so, it's such a- I've had a lot.
Go ahead.
I've had a lot of that stuff showing up in my Twitter feed, like justified or not.
And it's always like, it's usually a lady, usually black.
This lady's white.
She's like trying to...
Oh, no.
These were...
No.
These were...
And this is the fucking thing about Twitter
and all their stupid algorithms.
They're literally feeding the race stuff.
Of course.
Because it's always black people in my feed.
Of course.
But yeah, like trying to bite a cop
and the cop just fucking body slams him or decks him.
Yep, justified, 100%.
This looks like it's fucking
some New Jersey Italian
folk.
Looks like they've had too much to drink.
Too much to drink.
I like the
protester ones are fun too where they get drunk
off the street
Jake Chapman
I've had a lot of gay bodybuilding
posts pop up on my feed recently
me too I get a lot of gay stuff
people the algorithm knows
it's like savvy
Jake that's because of the
private chat
that is fucking tainted
that's why you're getting all that stuff
all right brother well thank you thanks for uh thanks for calling
all right talk to you later okay bye
oh hey it's crazy number 46 how do you know if someone's a douchebag
and i just wrote this because I had this thought the other day
what's funny and it's so apropos right now
anyone who has anything
to do with human resources
HR any of that any of that
tattletale stuff cancel stuff
if you're involved with HR at all and it's not for
fucking medical for your staff you're a
ding dong and it's funny and that's what this
guy is this I bet you fucking
does that guy have a job?
The swoosh guy?
Would it,
would he is?
What's his last name?
Mike, Mike,
would he is,
is he swoosh because Mikey rhymes with Nike?
Makes sense.
Um,
he's pretty on brand too.
Uh,
I wonder how often he goes to HR
God HR is so disgusting
All that tattletale stuff is so fucking disgusting
Mikey why did you block me
I want to know that too
Why would you block me
Clock
Michael Wittius
The fittest dwarf
Ragnar Loren Fischer on Instagram
For referencing the never go full retard meme.
That's not a meme. That's a movie clip.
Right.
I think a meme, yeah. Anyway.
Vernacular. Semantics.
Savant called him out on his show yesterday without
naming him as being a hypocrite.
Wittius threatened Savant.
Yeah, that's what happened.
He condones and promotes racial slurs on his Instagram. And yet, for some reason, he got upset by a movie that's obviously so ridiculous and that then I saw the Clydesdale podcast with him, and this dude's basically acting like nothing bothers him.
We were not allowed to be – my mom would never allow us to play victims in our house.
What's your mom think about what you're doing now, dude?
Hey, you should just tiptoe out of the room.
Threatened you with what,
Sevan? Physical violence, canceling you?
He didn't say. He didn't say.
He didn't say.
I can't see. I can't go
back to the thread because he
blocked me, but I took a screenshot of it.
And it says, talk about me subtly
on your podcast again, dot, dot dot dot dot and then it's a clip
i'll play the clip for you and then it's this clip
oh shit i don't know where it is but it's a clip from the podcast
i can't click it because it's a screenshot but it's something i said on my podcast that he was
like like i i didn't i didn't even understand it it's like I said on my podcast that he was like I didn't even understand it
it's like that KFC commercial
but the clip is me
calling him out
for condoning the use of racial slurs
and then somehow
I don't know that's funny
I never thought of it as physical violence
you mean like I should report it to the cops
never even thought of that
is he threatening me with You mean like I should report it to the cops? Never even thought of that.
Is he threatening me with... I feel threatened.
Is he threatening you with physical violence?
I feel threatened.
Where does that dude live?
Does he live anywhere near me?
I don't know.
That's a good question.
We don't know.
Where does that dude live?
Hey, dude.
Do not come near me or my family, dude.
Be very, very, very, that would be very uncool.
Don't do that.
Mad Marv, he's not bothered.
He's bothered for other soft bigotry of low expectations, of course.
He can handle it, but they can't.
He's playing the bigger man.
It would be a fair fight.
That dude would fuck me up.
I think that dude was a wrestler and he back squats like 325,
a hundred times.
I can't fight that dude.
I wonder how tall he is.
How tall is that dude?
How tall are you,
Mikey?
How tall are you? Who, how tall are you?
Who would win in a fight, me or you?
I'm old too.
You don't think a midget is threatening
anyone with violence? Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude, go look at that dude's account.
Dude's formidable.
Three apples tall.
He's strong as shit.
He's strong as shit. He's strong as shit.
Yeah.
And he's got a fucking head like a cinder block.
Yeah, I will call the cops.
If I see anyone shorter than me today,
I'll lock myself in the car and call the cops.
God damn.
god damn can I be friends with that dude
like can me and him bury the hatchet
it's in his best interest
he can redeem himself
I know but I'm just wondering if I'm like
a big enough man to do that or if I'm like
so wound up I'm like fuck that guy
I like to think that
I can be friends with anyone I can't much
I'm about five apples tall me and Seve
are the same height
yeah but dude you
you have a picture with like 225
over your head
still can't get the 100 pound dumbbell over my head
Still can't get the 100-pound dumbbell over my head.
All right.
Oh, here we go.
You're not going to like this, Sousa.
Sorry.
Oh, no.
This is pretty funny.
Oh, shit. Audioousa. Sorry. Oh, no. This is pretty funny. Oh, shit.
Audio's blocked.
Damn.
Do you think they did that on desktop shit so that way they can't be used or what?
I don't know, but it's a black guy
identifying as a white lesbian.
I guarantee you
that's a Democrat.
Okay, final, final. this is the final clip,
and then I'm off to go play with the kids.
I love a good, oh, that's, oh, I'll get to your quote in a second.
Hold on. This is crazy.
These, do not think that this is an isolated incident, people.
These are men making COVID masks.
On the fucking floor.
Are you tripping?
Shit.
This is it.
Look at the, feel the sterility.
look at the feel the sterility oh my goodness this is nuts
holy shit
wow wow I don't ramp up that production in time for flu season
I love a good reconciliation story
who doesn't
yeah
and then
Mikey and Sevan
walked off into the sunset together
the end walked off into the sunset together. The end.
Yeah, dude, I'm not putting one of those on my face.
Sorry.
Chris Bisterfield.
India rocks.
Oh, goodness.
All right, guys.
Thank you so much. Mikey Mikey shake it off go work out
get over it dude
Kirk Cousins
I'm sorry that
whatever issues you're having
I'm sorry this day and age sucks
yeah everything's
fine everything's cool
I'm gonna call Andrew Hiller
it's lame that
that whole cancel culture
shit is just crazy but
yeah we're still having fun
big show channels even though we're
throttled back channels as big as ever sponsors are
the biggest that they've ever been
we're doing good work loving on
people it's all good
and we will see you guys
we don't have a guest tomorrow
either right um oh uh oh tonight we have the crossfit games update show a huge show great show
uh saxon panchik will be on with us we'll find out where he's going that'll hopefully give us
some insight just in general and what's going on over at the proven camp i'll find out what he
knows about other people moving their locations and um we'll talk to you soon bye