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apply good uh i that i don't know if that's the answer it was good i don't know if that's the answer. It was good.
I don't know if dinner was good.
The food was good.
It was fucking weird.
Service just sucks.
At a restaurant?
Yeah, a lady was trying to explain to me that it's a fine dining restaurant
and that we can't pull up chairs, more chairs to the table than,
um,
the table can hold.
And I told her,
no,
ma'am,
I've been to a lot of fine dining restaurants.
It's the only place I dine and actually fine dining restaurants,
uh,
accommodate their guests no matter what.
It's like,
Oh,
fucking nut job.
But whatever, you know, it's like I have a fucking nut job but whatever you know it's just like
at one point
she told us that we ordered
spicy margaritas
and she told us the bar
was slammed and so they couldn't salt
our glasses
what uh
it's great
what makes a margarita spicy jalapenos jalapenos okay
uh maybe annie sakamoto will get uh moved into uh live commentary someone wrote what's why what's
going on maybe why did you watch any of the live feed um they're talking about tovar was it that bad
are we allowed to talk talk normal or are we still we can we're at the 50 yard line let's
get out of madison before we fucking okay completely go uncensored tovar was probably the greatest analyst or not the greatest uh commentator i've ever
heard a wonderful insight uh it was just great to hear her every single time she came on
okay that's the politically correct answer um if we're doing what i think we're doing, that is the best answer.
Are we allowed to talk normal, Barry McCock?
No, not sarcasm.
A political maneuvering.
Big difference.
What John and I are doing is political maneuvering.
Sarcasm would be like somehow you could read into it
as like she was actually bad.
She wasn't bad.
He just said she's the greatest
that's political maneuvering hold on let me see if someone's giving money i gotta deal with this
shit hey are you tired at all like uh um intellectually no intellectually i i mean i
can do this for another week um okay i'm i'm physically tired it's like like i only eat like once a day on these during this this whole weekend it's which
which meal are you eating are you just doing dinner yeah essentially i mean like i uh have
something small for breakfast really small um like a cup of coffee i've just been having coffee
like some hot cakes or something from mcdonald's or something like that like just something where are you from what state are you
from texas yeah hot cakes from mcdonald's like i like from where i'm from you can't even admit
that like if i ate that i couldn't tell you yeah uh or like one time i had a uh a gatorade and a
reese's sticks could never. I could never admit that.
That would be
my breakfast.
I haven't eaten anything until
5 o'clock.
It doesn't matter what I'm eating at this point.
Hey, Andrew, where the fuck...
Are you on the moon?
Why?
Because you're like a tarry Ch atari chunky chunky like like pixelated chunky
i told you the wi-fi here is garbage oh you're at that place yeah that's cool well you're it's
good enough great to be here oh awesome okay cool can you hear me? Colin Lawrence, Airport Starbucks.
Thanks, Colin. Good job. Thanks, buddy.
Crystal Baca, more coffee.
I'm happy for Adler. Well-deserved.
A devastated for Roman.
Those sandbags should have been moved for the athletes.
It would have been better to see Roman and Adler fight to the finish.
Why? What happened? Did he step on a sandbag?
No, he didn't step on a sandbag.
He just stepped on the ground.
Broke his foot.
Joe P., you're the man for taking the time out of your morning for me
and my family yesterday morning.
Thankful for all you do, all you and your crew.
Joe P., your morning.
What did I do?
I mow your fucking lawn?
I don't remember.
What did I do?
Lucky camera straps, but thanks, Joe. I don't know what I did. I think maybe you have me mistaken for someone else lucky camera straps
Damn, this dude's a giver. Holy cow. What a last day. Can't wait to see all the drama and the behind the scenes
Uh, someone said hey, I hope the behind the scenes don't let us down stevon. You've been talking about big
uh
I had I had a uh
A filmmaker friend one time the lady I made pulling john with if you haven't
seen that movie you should see it pulling john it's on netflix documentary and she said hey you
should never talk like about how great something is because then it's probably not gonna live up
to the expectations dude the behind the scenes is a hundred gonna be a hundred times better than anyone
can imagine this year you have no
fucking idea
very emotional games
it felt like
oh it's crazy
the athletes were so fucking generous
I walked up to Laura Horvat
today you're gonna see this on film
and I said Laura
tomorrow a podcast and she said i'm never coming on your
fucking podcast again no that's the yeah it was great i filmed it i got on film and then we high
five worth the word i mean close 80 80 i mean i don't want to I'm going to say 100% but I don't want to like go to
Court over it and have her sue me 80%
Hey
Today I asked her yesterday
Asked Laura Horvath yesterday
Who's the best
Interviewer that you've ever been interviewed
By and she said certainly
Not you
I talked to Daniel Brandon today
at length about her meltdown
on the field
during the Olympic lifts
and man she articulated it
so well
on
you're just going to hear what a competitor
she is
it was amazing.
Fantastic. I got so much
great shit. You're going to meet Shelby
Neal for the first time.
The red-headed black girl. What a
beast. That's the
girl yesterday
who Hiller took a picture with her
boyfriend and thought it was Jack Farlow and came bragging
at the dinner table that he got a picture
with Jack Farlow. came bragging at the dinner table that he got a picture with Jack Farlow.
I got a random dude.
Jack Farlow was walking
around today. Alexis turns and goes,
all right, I get it now.
Oh, because he looks so much like Frank?
Yeah, the guy's name is Frank.
Sloppy Slop,
money well spent. I'm so happy for you guys.
Hey, where were you today, Hiller? I didn't see you
once today. Not once. I was at happy for you guys. Hey, where were you today, Hiller? I didn't see you once today. Not once.
I was at the OG place in the morning with Graciano.
We did Grace.
Where's the OG place?
Is that in the RV park?
Yeah.
Craig Howard's RV set up.
Yeah.
It's cool over there.
I hadn't made it over there in two years, so I finally got over there.
You did Grace against Graciano?
Uh-huh.
How is that?
Who do you think won?
Him?
Him?
I'm going to say Hiller won.
It's regular Grace.
You won?
Hey, the lighter the barbell, the fitter the person wins, man.
And then he went and –
He did 95-pound Grace.
Oh.
What did you say, John?
What did you say, Hiller?
I don't know.
He clean and jerk 385.
Graciano, you're correct.
I'm a little bit upset you didn't invite me to a max out party.
I heard you did that the day before and the day before and the day before.
What?
A max out party?
That's all you do.
Oh, it's max out.
Hey, why didn't you invite John?
He was busy.
Oh.
Lucky camera straps.
Dude, they're awesome.
What does that mean?
How did your straps go?
What does that mean?
Oh, the camera
He made those for me
Sent them over from Australia two weeks ago
They were awesome
They had these little clips so you can take the cameras in and out really quick
And they were good?
Incredible
I like how they smell
Smells like a new car
That's not what I think they smell like
But I know what you mean What do you think they smell. Smells like a new car. That's not what I think they smell like, but I know what you mean.
What do you think they smell like?
You know. Hey,
thank you for taking the time
to meet us during a very busy day. Can't
wait for the behind the scenes. LDY2742.
Really? You too?
I met you too? How come you didn't tell me?
That's my dad. Oh, that's
your dad?
Yeah. That's your dad?
That makes sense now. That is not your dad. that's your dad that makes sense now that is not your dad
look at that shoulder no but
that's not his dad I met his dad I mean that
was in a more ripped time that picture
but
wait that's really wait
John that's really your dad
yeah that looks like I've seen the profile
picture
yeah he was with your mom.
Yeah, what's he doing there?
Is that a Tinder profile?
Your dad's not on Tinder.
Your dad doesn't even know what Tinder is.
I met him.
He's like from the Stone Ages.
He's as old as me.
How old is your dad?
He looks great.
He's 51?
Yeah.
Wow.
Exact same age as me.
Crazy.
Does he look anywhere like that anymore?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he looks great still. He's significantly more mature that anymore? Yeah, yeah. He looks great still.
He's significantly more mature than me.
Significantly.
He doesn't swear in front of his kids and shit.
Well, that's a lot of money.
Thank you.
Shit.
John, there goes part of your there goes part of your inheritance inheritance
Buttery bubbles you think Jeff can really enjoy his win knowing what happened with Roman love you guys what happened to Roman
Broke his foot dude
Roman got the Spirit of the Games Award. I bet Noah's pissed
No, we gotta laugh. He was really trying for it. Hey Noah deserved it a thousand times more than he did Spirit of the Games award. I bet Noah's pissed. Noah got a last year.
He was really trying for it.
Hey, Noah deserved it a thousand times
more than he did.
10,000 times. What about Colton?
No, Colton did not deserve it.
Why do you say that? Why did he deserve it more?
Noah's a thousand times
nicer than fucking Roman. I'm not saying Roman's
not nice, but he's a fucking hermit. He lives in his
own fucking hole. Feast of Goffy.
He didn't talk to anybody
He's not that ain't my problem
I don't think you don't get to win the spirit of the games where he broke your foot because you didn't single double-unders
So that you could win an extra $200,000. That's not there's no spirit there
Hey, oh because the stadium the stadium got all excited because he pushed when he was hurt Roman Roman
So what?
That's not Spirit of the Games.
I'm agreeing with you.
Thank you. It's not Spirit of the Games.
It's cool. It's fun. It's dramatic.
It's feel good. Who's your Spirit of the Games?
Fisa Goffey.
Why?
CJ Martin, been to all 17 games.
That's a lifetime achievement award.
Hey, so no one else there?
No one at the games has been there longer than CJ Martin from CrossFit Invictus.
Can Spirit of the Games go to a team?
God, your mic sounds good.
Does mine sound that good?
So good.
Yeah, Spirit of the Games can go to anyone.
Out of the people that did the whole weekend on individual,
who would you give Spirit of the Games to?
Feece Agafi, probably. She didn't go did the whole weekend on individual, who would you give Spirit of the Games to? Feece Agafi, probably.
She didn't go through the whole weekend.
Ariel Owen.
I'm not going to argue against that.
Ariel Owen is pretty great.
I could go with Ariel Owen.
Yeah, I mean, just, I don't know.
Noah Olsen.
Why?
He's nice to everyone back there.
The way you feel about Roman,
people cheering for him and his one-footed double-unders,
that's how I feel about Noah.
I don't care that you cheer on last place.
I don't want you to cheer on last place.
If I'm that guy who's in last place in the heat,
I'm telling you, go away, Noah.
Well, that's fine, too, but I'm just saying.
Don't come over here.
Here's what I'm saying. If you're in the back and you, go away, Noah. Well, that's fine, too. But I'm just saying. Don't come over here. Here's what I'm saying.
If you're in the back and you're warming up and all the platforms are taken and you walk by Noah's, Noah will be like, hey, you want to warm up with me?
If you forgot your shorts, Noah will take off his shorts and be like, hey, I'll do it just in my compression shorts.
If you need your chalk, Noah will throw you chalk.
When Noah runs out onto the thing,
he waves to the fans. When Noah
leaves the stadium, he signs
autographs. I mean, he just does the fucking
he's cool as shit.
He is so fucking nice.
Fisa Goffey is so nice.
Fisa Goffey
can talk to any of the girls.
I don't disagree
with you, but Noah won it last year. Fine, that's fine. I'm just saying, what Roman did isn't Spirit of the girls. I don't disagree with you, but no one at last year.
Fine.
That's fine.
I'm just saying what Roman did isn't spirit of the game.
Shit.
I don't want to,
if someone wants to argue with me,
that's fine.
You win.
I quit,
but I'm just saying it's not,
it's not,
it's,
it's feel good.
Shit.
It's not,
it's not,
it's not intellectually appropriate.
It's not,
it's not a,
um,
well thought out thing.
It's just your week.
It's like your kid.
It's like your kid asked for ice cream and he cries and you give it to him.
That's the same thing of spirit of the games for Roman.
Who decides spirit of the games?
I might say not me.
Is it,
is it one person or collaborative?
Dude.
God,
Dave Castro is amazing.
He gets input from everyone for everything.
You should have seen the debates I saw going on,
how many medical doctors and medical professionals and staff were involved in
the meeting on whether to let Roman proceed.
This is about Noah.
So Jim, which just makes me so happy.
It's awesome. Noah will just makes me so happy. Yeah, it's awesome.
I'm in a corner.
Noah will cheer as loudly for you
in the middle of your gym
as everyone
cheers for him.
And that is when nobody's looking.
That's who he is. And that's what's
just incredible. Constantly.
He'll come in and yell for me,
my mom.
He tells his dog, go say hi to grandma. just incredible. Constantly. He'll come in and yell for me, my mom. You know?
He tells his dog, go say hi to grandma.
That's who he is.
Oh, that's Bronislaw.
That's awesome. If I'm Bronislaw,
I hate him.
But I get it. I get it.
I would 100% get it.
I get their point of view and I
understand
why Noah would be spirit of the games.
Do you understand why Roman
is too? Do you understand why Roman won it?
It's pushing
through adversity, man. Isn't that what CrossFit is?
I think it's trying to keep his 200K.
But sure. Yeah, it could be both.
He didn't.
No, yeah, he did. Didn't he take
third? What'd he get?
He didn't get 200,000. There's a
steep drop-off.
Hey, who won last year?
The Games? CrossFit Games?
Medeiros? No, no, no. The Spirit of the Games.
Because the previous
Spirit of the Games
I think passes it off
to the current
or something like that.
Noah just didn't want
to hand it off to anybody.
Just to hold it.
They had to bring it with
and then give theirs
to someone else.
God, I can't wait
to talk to you
about the interviews
after the games with Laura Horvath.
Jesus Christ.
I really wish you could just pull those off your camera
and have a couple of them ready.
No, not stuff that I interviewed.
I'm talking about the ESPN interview.
It's just so ridiculous.
But another day.
Oh, damn.
It's so fresh.
You're ready to roll with it.
It's such fresh. You're ready to roll with it. I'm just, it's just so, it's so, it's such a step back.
We're so, we're so evolved as a community.
And like, then when I see those types of interviews with her, it's just, it's such a step back.
Uh, okay.
Mickey Brazier interview or something.
All that.
Yeah.
So bad.
Sarah Cox.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
We were at a fine dining restaurant today
and the sun went down and it was dark on the patio
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Josh Lehrman what a great weekend of coverage team.
Thank you.
Look at there, Sousa.
Oh, shit.
What?
Where's Sousa?
Can y'all hear me okay?
Yo.
Hey, Sousa.
John, we gave you new headphones.
What happened?
Hi, Hillary.
What was he going to say about the Fine Diet restaurant and the lights going down?
Oh, he'll tell you.
Oh, finest of the finest.
Isn't it the same server as yesterday?
Same server.
Oh, no.
It's not.
What's even better is they swapped out.
We were supposed to have another server, and then she saw us,
and she goes, I'm your server now.
Oh, I'm excited for this okay what happened
what happened oh boy i'm on oh just now it was um i ordered some caffeine and and so i ordered
caffeine i ordered uh caffeine and that's all i ordered and what came to my was 12 dinners
no and two carts and they said sorry we're late and it smells like hamburgers and french fries I ordered. And what came to my was 12 dinners. No.
And two carts. And they said, sorry, we're late.
And it smells like hamburgers and french fries. I'm like,
no, that's not what I ordered. I just ordered caffeine.
It is
10 o'clock. What are you doing with caffeine?
It's going to take me three
hours to pack. Sarah Cox!
We still love you. Oh my goodness.
We still love you. What do you mean? Of course you still
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like my kids are gonna train at um her kids train at uh aoj it's like the best jiu-jitsu academy in
the united states maybe the world and my and you're only allowed to train there with white
keys so i got my kids white keys.
No one say anything stupid like it's not because you know what it is.
The Mendez brothers.
I think the Rotola twins trained out of there.
And my kids are going to train there for like seven or eight days straight.
And they're going to skate with – who's the guy?
Every day they're going to go with AOJ in the morning or at night, and then the other part of the day they're going to skate at Shrek. What's the guy every day? They're gonna go with AOJ in the morning or at night and then the other part of the day they're gonna skate it a Shrek. What's the guy's name?
Ryan Sheckler. Yeah, she
Hears skating at Ryan Sheckler's
Private gym and not Costa Mesa. What the fuck?
It's a good life
Yolanda Seve Hiller John
coffee pods and wads Pedro
And Caleb. Thank you. Some of you I made up they didn't thank you, but I
In the rest at the end of the song Lizard thank you for the coverage fellas sad I couldn't meet you in person
but I will gladly settle for a meeting
your boy Travis may or not understand
your love for him
oh yeah I got to hang with Travis a little bit too
holy shit I cannot believe you
I will never
I'm going to cut this ponytail off as soon as I get home
my hair is horrible
it looks great
it's embarrassing
I look like non-binary or something My hair is horrible. It looks great. It's embarrassing. Why?
I look like non-binary or something.
I just don't look like a man when I look in the mirror to me.
I bet you guys miss that soundboard.
Unless my pants are down.
Jeremy World, a pleasure throwing down with you John Animal.
Oh, you threw down with Jeremy?
He did the clean and jerk workout with Taylor and Tyler and I.
Did I meet Jeremy Sousa? Is that the guy we met?
No.
Jeremy's strong, man.
Were you with him?
On the way, that's what's up.
That time.
Hey, he had a liberal
girlfriend and they only had standing sex.
Wow. Wow.
Well, if they laid down,
he'd be oppressed.
Just tell me.
Oh, man.
Ross is on censorship now.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
You just came up with that, Sousa?
It's on the fly.
Hey, do you think you're getting funnier and sharper from the podcast?
Oh, for sure.
I was crazy.
That shit was good.
I wish I wouldn't have laughed so hard.
I could have just been cool with that.
That made me feel good you laughed so hard.
Bruce Wayne, thank you for all the extra post-day coverage.
You guys are the best.
Dude, thank you, Bruce, for everything.
Time to start.
Fuck, dude, we got to start doing a shitload of non-CrossFit podcasts.
We got to get out of this space.
Sarah Palovic, we were at the table next to you at dinner tonight,
but didn't want to interrupt dinner with the team.
Round of drinks on us.
Oh, dude, are you kidding
me? You should have come over.
Oh, shit. That's awesome.
Was she at the table right next to us?
I think so.
I think she was.
I recognize that face.
She was pretty, right?
I saw some hot chick on a table next to us
with glasses like that.
Bother us, please.
$100. Thank you so much that just
bought one margarita from the fine dining establishment yeah sarah how
sarah how was your sarah right more i want to hear about your tell us how your experience was
what's crazy is it yeah it's crazy uh john versus hillar fit wars undercard oh
i like it John versus Hiller, Fit Wars, undercard. Oh.
I like it.
The soundboard is back all of a sudden?
Why was it absent?
Because I wasn't here.
What the fuck do you mean?
Who do you think presses the button? Hey, how do you know which button to press?
Do you have them memorized or did you write on them?
I just go by feel. you know what I'm saying?
Hey, Pedro, why don't you have a soundboard?
Yeah, Pedro.
The same reason I don't have a Mac.
Oh, my God.
Guys, we're in the media room today.
And, you know, like we're this posse, right?
There's like 20 of us on the media team who are all kind of friends.
And there were like, I don't know, seven of us gathered around each we each have our own table
we kind of take over the media room and i look at pedro and i'm like wait who was it john john
john who oh john young pedro and tyler watkins all have fucking pcs I'm like, of course you guys do.
What's wrong with a PC?
Can I ask that?
It's like people who have droids.
It's not bad or good. It's just
you know who they are.
The thing about it is as well
I can't even be insulted by any of it
because it's entirely accurate
like it's perfectly accurate
There's like an anti-social component
to you
not because you want to be anti-social
but because you just have a blind spot
I don't agree that I have a blind spot
I think I just have like fucking cobwebs
in my wallet
I don't have a problem with Laura Horvath winning the games
I don't have a problem with Jeffrey Horvat winning the games. I don't have a problem with
Jeffrey Adler winning the games.
Someone in our thread, I don't want to say who,
I hope he comes on the show, said,
hey, do you think that
Pekowski threw the last event
so Roman could win?
He's on the screen.
Oh, where is he?
The guy who said that?
Oh, no, he's not. Never mind. Sorry, Hiller.
I thought it was you.
That's crazy, right?
There's no fucking way, right?
No.
No, I watched his arms flutter, and then him fail to hold them up during the lunge.
He just broke down and blew up.
He also looked like his quads were under a lot of pressure when he was sitting down at the end He was like standing up sitting down and rubbing them loads and style up sitting down
Rub them loads loads
Fergie show lots of load on his quads
Lots of loving the chat free this weekend seven. I hope you felt it
I didn't see any of the broadcast zero not even like one second of it but i will
say this the people at the crossfit games the staff the volunteers the patrons it was crazy
how much i was embraced it was i i didn't get one negative, not, uh, it was a hundred percent positive.
Not even like someone saying,
Hey,
what are you doing?
Nothing,
nothing.
And,
and like in a few months,
I'll tell you some other crazy shit too.
Like,
yeah,
it was nuts.
It was nuts.
Like there's an embargo on information.
Well,
I just don't want to,
like,
I don't want to like,
I still got to fly home and wait
until I get outside.
It was crazy.
Even people who hated
me were nice to me.
It was crazy.
And I was
nice to everyone.
Who's watching this back?
I can hear Savan telling the same story twice there.
Or is that just me?
There's an echo somewhere.
It's the background of Caleb's thing.
That's why he's muted.
Roman mentioning he wanted to be a hero to his son.
Spirit of the Games.
Oh, please.
Spirit of the Games. I just want to. Oh, please. Spirit of the Games.
I just want to beat my son in tennis.
He's eight.
One of the weirdest things I saw this weekend,
and I saw a lot of weird shit, was when...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go.
When, maybe it's just
a phrasing that caught me off guard, but when
Invictus won, I know none of you give a
fuck about teams, but when Invictus won,
Lauren, who I like, asked Joshua Oshama Invictus won. I know none of you give a fuck about teams, but when Invictus won,
Lauren, who I like,
asked Joshua Oshama,
now, you know, this is your last year on a
team, and you've just won gold, and you're
expecting your first child, and there's a big round of
calls, lovely moment. And then she was like,
she goes, have you a message for your
unborn son? And I was like, why does that sound
like such a weird way to ask that question?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I thought it was weird, too. I was watching that i was watching the phrasing of where did you see that where did you see that she was on the like on the big screen like on the big screen no lauren smith
who's that she was doing the um you know the nicky's job for the teams basically like i don't
know what's here what do you call that I don't know. What do you call that? I don't know.
Field, whatever.
Courtside reporter, basically. Field reporter?
Yeah, that's the one. Thanks, John.
Yeah, when you're born, don't tear
your mom's...
Jesus.
What kind of question is that?
It's a weird one. Oh, yeah, I recognize her.
The phrasing was just weird. I think it was like,
you know,
there's just different ways you could phrase it.
Just unborn son just sounded like a weird
like, I don't know, it just was weird.
Hey, can I please
say off of that, that team finale
was the best workout of
the entire weekend.
Why do you say that? The programming of it, you mean?
The programming of the team
competition was incredible.
Everything I saw.
And then that finale was the best workout, hands down.
It was carnage with that earthworm.
Like, it caused so much carnage.
You liked it, like, when CrossFit East Nashville dropped it
and that thing just slammed Andrew in the ground.
And then flying back into the rest of the team.
The handstand walking
component of it was very cool you had to do 96
feet unbroken and all
four athletes were going at once and there were
athletes that were catching up to their teammates they had
no idea because when you handstand walk you don't know who's
in front of you and there'd be athletes
that would get 92 feet
and they'd have to go all
the way back to the beginning.
Hey, how many teams were out there at a time, Hiller?
10?
Oh, there were 40 people handstand walking simultaneously,
and it was wicked.
I thought I was looking at a fucking moving
Salvador Dali painting, like I was on acid or something,
watching 40 people.
Yeah, it was just like crotches and legs
pointing at you everywhere.
But it was just like crotches and legs pointing at you everywhere but it was so cool like the like pressure on the teams like say invictus where there's a few times
where um jorge caught up with i think it was britney weiss in front of him and he was like
having to walk backwards to you know he's backtracking away from her without finding
out because he fell down he was screwed and so was the person behind him, probably.
That team did that about three times.
And then, it was a bit shit as well.
Kelsey Keel couldn't make it back. She tried five times and got about 80
feet five times. She was so close.
Yeah.
You know what's crazy about that team?
That Invictus team? I don't know if this is
true. We're going to have to have Devin Kim on to find out.
But I heard they tried to kick Devin Kim on to find out. But I heard
they tried to kick Devin Kim off the team
to replace her with someone who has
1.8 million Instagram followers.
Oh.
I don't know.
And Devin Kim stayed on the team
and they fucking won.
I don't know if that's true, by the way.
That's complete fucking rumor.
But there's 20 people watching
this right now who are like, oh shit, he
said it. You know what I mean?
I heard it too, so does that mean it's
kind of... Yeah, well, there you go.
Hey, you heard that same rumor?
That's crazy. If I'm Devin Kim, I'm like
walking around for a month like this.
Yeah, for sure. Does it
rhyme with Manny Kekle?
No.
It's gone.
Oh, my goodness.
There was a couple of workouts this weekend where Devin came.
I was a fucking boss on that team.
They're all bosses, dude.
Every one of those people on that team got their own kind of je ne sais quoi.
There was a couple of workouts where joshua shama took the lead and was like
like seriously strong leadership qualities and then there was a couple afterwards talking to
them where joshua was like well sometimes jorge takes the lead where we knew last night he he
jorge recognized that joshua was a bit like too hyped night, so he told Joshua to do the counting
because he knew it would keep him level and calm him down.
And I was like, that's fucking cool.
That's impressive that he noticed it
and knew to make that change to calm him down.
I thought that was cool.
Jorge Fernandez is the magnet.
Yeah, he's cool.
He is the magnet.
You know how the carnage of the earthworm and teams were getting just
wrecked by it and falling over there was a male athlete that picked up his female athlete by the
back of the sports bra grabbed middle and just ripped her off the floor like get up
it was in the first heat i don't know the team but it was awesome wait clothesline or something
and like
fell to the ground well the thing was on rope so it kind of was just suffocating the athletes and
when they went down and i'd never seen that happen oh that thing was just tossing people around you
know if you've got the worm it all falls to one side it might the front might whip a little bit
but it just kind of doubles back a small bit. But this thing would go in half.
It would all fly back.
Tim Paulson was sent flying twice into the rest of his team.
As soon as one bit falls,
if you don't all drop at the same time,
it just bounces straight back.
It's cool.
Tim Paulson's cool as shit.
Yeah, he is.
That are you not entertained he did,
that will go down in history as one of the clips, I think.
Hey, Matt, think of all the coaches out there that are just having a field day right now with what just like just like like think of how excited this is kind of gross to say this this
should probably wait a week but fuck it uh like just think like ben bergeron all the people that
left him who did worse or or or like uh looking at Daniel Brandon, but he got Gazan.
I mean, just think of like all like that.
You know what I mean?
There's like there's some shit like not that they want.
Like I'm not suggesting that Kotler wanted like something bad to happen to anyone or Ben Bergeron did.
But it's like, hey, when you move around and like you don't do as good, it's like, you know.
There's 20 of those there that should be a whole
episode you moved and it didn't work out so good hillary's pose is killing it right now yeah i know
do you have underwear on he's got a hundred all over it bro oh my god where's your crack pipe
nice work laptop
the five inch inseam dude if I keep going
yeah there's the
pants there they are
no no less
careful careful
keep pulling it up
there you go
oh my god
I had a full
love fest
with fucking
Jason Hopper
today in the
parking lot
my god
we needed to get
he might be
pregnant
excuse me
oh from you
okay
do you think
international men will be taking
first for the next couple of years?
Yeah, in the women's division.
Do you consider Canada international?
Yeah, we own
them. God, Velner
was so cool this week.
He yelled at me once, but
he's pretty cool. For what?
He was fucking in a rush to go to the...
We were filming Roman fucking
with all the doctors around him
and all the drama around him,
and Vellner was rushing to the bathroom
to try to go to the bathroom
before he went out on the floor.
Me and the guy Vandersloot from Mayhem,
who's cool as shit,
the film guy,
we were standing near the bathroom door,
and Vellner ran by us and goes,
you're standing in the wrong spot. Velner ran by us and goes,
you're standing in the wrong spot.
He was pissy, but it was fine.
I mean, I love him. It was right. It was whatever.
Laura Reroast here, Visor winner.
Savon, my husband Joe and I met you in the
hallway Thursday night at the Statehouse.
You're such a cock. Oh, thank you.
No, I'm joking.
It was a pleasure meeting you
and we owe you a steak and a beer
when we eventually make it out to Santa Cruz.
Nice.
Look at that picture.
My God.
My God.
All the dudes lean in.
Let's go to the beach instead.
Thank you.
Trevor Gentry.
Well, it's a good thing Sevan doesn't decide
who the Spirit of the Games award goes to.
It doesn't matter what you think.
Okay, fine.
All hail Rome.
All hail the guy who broke his fucking foot.
Who's...
Yes!
Hitler just ejaculated.
Why does anything Pedro say funny?
It's the accent, man.
He's got this accent entirely.
Scott, wait your way off on this one.
Seven is a man breaks his foot and goes out there and jump ropes.
Deserves the spirit of the games.
Everyone knows that you more on your midget Armenian.
All right.
It wouldn't, it wouldn't.
It's only the spirit of the games, so it's not like he's getting
paid or anything.
Most improved was Gazan,
which I think is good.
Yeah, I think he was deserving.
That's what's up.
That's what's up.
Yeah, if Sam Briggs was at
the games, Seve previously
said if Sam Briggs is at the games, she should win the spirit of the
games. Yeah, Sam Briggs stood there the games. Seve previously said if Sam Briggs is at the game, she should win spirit of the games.
Yeah.
Sam Briggs stood there that year that Murph happened.
And when every single person crossed the finish line,
man and woman, she went over to every single one and help them take their vest off because
they were fucking dying.
Yeah.
That's a bad call though.
Broke his fucking foot and went out there and did double unders on one foot. Yay!
You get the spirit of the game.
You're doing what you're supposed to be doing.
I feel like next week
Savant's going to do some one-footed
double unders and put it on Instagram
and be like, see? I have spirit.
I feel like
Savant is going to finish
this call, realize what he's been saying, and move his flight up.
Going straight to Moscow.
Great job this week.
Thank you, Eric Van Dusen.
Hey, I like Roman.
I like what he did.
None of this is a dig at Roman.
I think his fucking tiny little calves and his big old head
and his smile and his intensity and the love of the Russian people is great.
I'm just saying it's not Spirit of the Game shit.
Hey, you saw nothing with everybody back there.
Who would you give it to?
Peace to God.
We've asked him this.
Turn up John's mic.
No, we're not letting John talk.
I turned it off.
They should have made all the athletes do them one-legged to be fair hey I actually thought of that I actually thought of that that would have been actually
kind of interesting that'd been equitable hey it's funny too because I asked some athletes
I'm like hey you know it sucks that he's gone but fucking it changes the game and you got to
be excited and athletes are no no no no one wants it to be this way i'm like well then maybe you should give him
15 of your winnings and only jump on one foot oh no i didn't i didn't mean that don't get carried
away jenny vacaro you just said about sam briggs though what do you mean taking everyone's stuff
like let them fucking suffer stop helping out your freaking competition.
I get that, but
the spirit of the games is like
you sort of transcend the
in my mind, the spirit of the games is
you sort of transcend the competition
and it's this, and it's
like, this like, you're
you are who you are.
You're the same person on
the field as you are off the field.
You don't change.
You're just this one being.
A lot of people are like, I flipped a switch.
Five minutes before, I flipped a switch.
I think the spirit of the games is like, wow, you just are who you are.
It's like James Sprague.
Yeah, like Sprague.
Yeah, Sprague would be a great spirit of the games.
Jenny and Gazan could be a great one too.
Jenny Vaccaro, 1999.
God, I got great footage with...
I got some cool footage today with Alex Smith, Ben Smith.
Tons of footage with...
How was Ben Smith?
Invictus, he's great.
He's such a gentleman.
He was like pale, like gray, walking off the field yesterday.
That's because he's like 50.
Ben Smith should take a shower every time he's done talking to me.
What?
Just to get my smut off of him.
Joe Ellen Belcher.
Took me 20 minutes to get a drink at the bar.
They had 10 total people at it.
Then we saw you guys outside.
Yeah.
Oh, it was crazy.
Oh, you're the one that left?
We've ordered literally, I'm not joking, 20 drinks from there,
and not one of them came as we ordered the last two nights. I'm not joking.
20 drinks.
Not one of them.
True, Caleb?
I can vouch for that for sure. i've had about 15 of them and it's all been not right wrong hey we keep
asking for a spicy margarita and they bring us a blood orange something or another it's not spicy
at all yeah it's fucking tarted i can't tell if it's just the barge is a complete disaster
and they did like, we only make
blood. No, you don't. There's margarita mix
and there's jalapenos. Fucking make the
drink. Come together. Make the drink.
Crazy. She's like
the bar slammed. The bar slammed.
I'm not sure we're going to be able to bring you any more
drinks. Are you guys going to order more?
We're at a fucking restaurant and they're like
you're limited. Like what?
This is a McDonald's.
Crazy. Hey, we walked by the bar on the way out to go down the patio
to the stairs. There's no one in there.
Yonakoski
was in there. That's it.
Was he?
On God. Yeah, he was in there.
On God.
On God.
For real, for real.
That's some Southern shit. that's some southern shit
That's some Irish shit on God
Hey, I met another Irish dude. The first thing I said is do you know Pedro? He's like no
Like the Irish dude. Oh good night, Sarah. Oh
Good fight. Oh who won who won? Oh, yeah, who did win?
Jake Paul did.
Oh, what?
No, 10 rounds straight.
No fucking, no fighting.
Not a punchline.
Yeah, Nate Diaz put him in a headlock at one point, and then they broke it up.
He gave him a noogie.
Yeah, literally what happened.
And then Jake Paul just kept punching Nate Diaz in the head until he got stupid.
Wow.
Jethro Cardona, 999.
John Young absolutely came through this weekend,
enjoyed all his analysis over here and on SpinsPod.
Sevan, milk this boy while you can,
or surely lose him to broadcast team eventually.
Okay, hey, hold on,fish, Boy While You Can, we're surely losing to Broadcast Team eventually. Okay.
Hey, hold on.
Hold on.
So somebody today, I swear to God, completely unprompted,
I'm walking down.
On God.
On God.
Shit busting for real, for real.
Walking down the street, this guy stops me over by the globe
with the CrossFit sign and he just,, um, by the tents stops me.
He's like,
Caleb,
I got to tell you this.
I love John Young.
He goes,
I had,
I had to tell somebody in person because if I put it in the chat,
everybody would light me up for it.
I swear to God,
I love John Young.
He's so good.
He's a great commentator.
He's so good.
I went to John Young's house and he had a swastika flag in his bedroom. He's a great commentator. He's so good. I went to John Young's house and
he had a swastika flag in his bedroom.
He's a bad man.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
I swear, completely unprompted, the dude
told me that he loved John Young.
I said, you know what? I appreciate that opinion.
John's got the craziest story
ever you're about to hear.
This one, I don't even know if this one you can tell this one.
This Washington flag one?
You want me to say it?
No, no, no.
First of all, I met John Young's parents today.
I felt very bad for them.
I felt very bad for them.
They were meeting me too.
I felt horrible that they were, like, thanking me for being your friend i'm like
are you kidding me your son's like a 10 i'm like a two i'm like a fucking so my my parents have
have they have pretty good seats and they had great seats where where were the 50 front row
50 yard line right bam beautiful my mom goes we met seven today and i was like oh that's awesome you know
like i hope y'all didn't embarrass me or you know whatever uh not at all and um cool shit and then
they go we made we did meet some other people and it wasn't as good and i go what he's talking about
what he's talking about and they go we, we met Justin Medeiros' sister
and their family, and his family's sitting
right next to my family.
And they don't know
that... Anyway, my mom's
wearing a CEO shirt. And they go,
oh, you like the Sevan podcast?
We love the Sevan podcast, except
one guy. We hate this one
guy. This is Medeiros' mom
saying it to John's mom.
It's his sister.
She's hot, too. Have you guys seen Justin's sister?
My mom goes,
that's probably my son.
I wasn't there for this, but just
to imagine the awkwardness of this conversation,
I genuinely felt bad.
Darius's sister tore John up to John's mom.
They're good Southern folk, though.
They handled it like it.
I think maybe the worst part of that for John is that I've
talked to about 12, 15 people
that come on this show regularly that she instantly
assumed it was her own son.
He's got to head it on.
I'm going to stop you.
I'm going to stop you right there. I know what you're talking about.
That story's unreal, dude.
That story is crazy.
Hey, everyone knows everyone. It's one degree That story's unreal, dude. That story is crazy.
Hey, everyone knows everyone.
It's one degree of separation.
Like, Sporty Beth and I probably have the same godfather.
I mean, you know what I mean?
It's like, this shit is incestuous.
You guys want to hear a crazy story about Sporty Beth?
Does that really help?
Yeah, I do. Are you telling this now?
Are you going to wait?
No.
I don't know.
You're telling me.
I'm going to leave you guys as soon as it's time.
This story is crazy.
So there's this saying.
There's this saying.
I don't know if Mother Teresa was the first one to say it,
but basically, be kind to people not
because they're kind to you but because you're a kind person and and i i'm i'm a big pretty big
proponent of that and it's the same thing be an asshole to someone not because they're an
asshole to you but because you want to be an asshole to them just to do what you want to do
and so i i haven't i like sporty beth made that video seven on the most toxic man in CrossFit.
It's just crazy.
By the way, you should ask you again.
You should pull that shit down.
But so Hiller rolls up on me and he says this.
He picks me up from the airport.
He said, hey, Sporty Beth is in town.
She stopped at Popeye's and ate at Popeye's.
And I was like, oh, that's cool.
And then he and then we drove by.
He said, oh, there's a Popeye's. You want to eat there? I'm like, fuck, yeah, I want to eat there. And so we stopped at Popeye's. And I was like, oh, that's cool. And then we drove by and he said, oh, there's a Popeye's.
You want to eat there?
I'm like, fuck yeah, I want to eat there.
And so we stopped at Popeye's.
Or maybe I said we should go to Chick-fil-A.
We went to Chick-fil-A and I said, no way, we should go to Popeye's.
And we looked up and there was just one there.
So we went to Chick-fil-A.
Pulled off the freeway and ate at Popeye's.
And while we're sitting there, he shows me the clip of her eating at Popeye's.
And he goes, oh, dude, she don't got a media pass.
And I say, oh, okay.
Let me see.
She was traveling this far without a media pass.
Yeah.
Crazy, right?
Insane.
So I say, oh, I'll ask Dave to get her a media pass.
Right?
I mean, she's media.
I met up with her.
No way.
Oh. right i mean i met up with no way oh i think the story goes we did the popeyes thing because
of the the thing that i saw on instagram and then i met up with i kind of bumped into her
and i talked to her for like 10 15 minutes and in that oh okay okay okay tell me okay right okay so
sorry right right so i'm like oh you're just gonna hang it out then with your camera
You saw her after Popeyes you saw her at the event and she told you she didn't have a media pass
Okay, and so then you told me and then I let you know and then you go
Okay, so so he'll either way Hiller somehow finds out she doesn't have a media pass
He tells me I said, oh should I ask Dave her asked Dave if he can get one Hiller's like yeah
That'd be nice thing to do for her. She came this far. I was like, okay, cool.
So I hit Dave up
and I was like, hey dude, could you get this chick a media
pass? Now you
have to understand, building up to this,
there's been some crazy shit going down too.
Her and a couple other
ding-dongs were trying to get it so I could get kicked
out of the games. Like there were these
few fucking knuckleheads
who were actually trying to make it
so i couldn't film behind the scenes which is nuts which is just their own personal hatred towards me
at the expense of promote you want to know who at the expense of promoting the athletes because
that at the end of the day every single athlete that's in my behind the scenes is going to their
shit there's their value is going to skyrocket We're going to love on them so hard.
Anyway, so
she makes the most toxic man video.
She's trying to make it so I can't get in the games
with some other people.
But I, like, whatever.
I don't, like, what do I fucking care?
At the end of the day,
I have three coolest kids in the world
and my fucking wife loves me to death.
And my mom and my sister sister my dad and Sousa
Caleb John
Pedro's probably falling in love with me too
and Hila
so Dave
sends her I think Dave sends her basically
a DM or a text or somehow he gets
in touch with her and says
hey
you want a media pass everyone says you need one
and he gets her a media pass? Someone says you need one. And he gets her a media pass.
And this chick posts.
She so she knows that I'm throwing the olive branch out there.
Like, hey.
Like, like Dave told her, hey, someone's trying to hook it with a media pass.
And yeah, you came this far.
Let's get you one.
And when she posts on Instagram, she doesn't be like, hey, you fucking wank wanker i still think you're a douche but thanks for the media pass that would
have been cool that would have been cool i could have felt that i've been like all right i hear
you i feel you like you you're gonna you're taking one step closer to me i'm taking one step closer
to you you know we'll get to know each other a little bit and see what happens nope just a
straight fuck you dave got me the media pass.
No love for Sevan. No trying to
reconcile. I just think it's a douche move.
I think it showed
her true colors.
Which led to me going off on
Unsporty Beth thinking that it was
Sporty Beth. Oh, is that what happened?
Oh, shit.
Classic mix-up.
Oh, what do you know? There she is.
You're welcome.
Okay, fine.
Caron licking his chops at these new
minimum work requirements.
Oh, yeah. What if there would have been
a minimum work requirement for
Caleb Pedro Souza?
Thank you.
Steve Flores, can't wait for the behind the scenes.
By the way, Spin did a fantastic job this weekend.
Well, that sucks.
I mean, that's great.
Spencer Davis, $50.
Holy shit.
Long time fan of the podcast.
Looking forward to getting back to the regular shows.
That being said, you all crushed it this weekend,
and I loved every minute.
I might actually think about doing CrossFit now.
Love them.
Don't worry about that.
Now?
Now. Now.
Buddy.
Do you want to send Hopper a link?
Yeah.
Does he ask him for one?
He's in the comments.
It's very possible he's in the comments right now.
Is he asking for one, or is it just a bunch of comments?
There's no way that's really Jason Hopper in the comments.
He approved it.
He approved this page.
I just looked at it.
Yeah.
That's for real. Yeah. Yeah. I just looked it. Yeah, that's for real.
Yeah.
Yes.
Send him a link if he wants to come in.
Listening to all the athlete interviews leading up to the games made me so
much more invested.
Can't wait for the behind the scenes and getting the athlete back on the
pod.
Thank you, by the way.
Natalie.
He put me in a headlock Today from the back
Who did
Hopper
I heard his back reaching down
Yeah exactly
Oh yeah John you do need to turn up your mic
And I put my hands on top of his
Forearm and I gave it a little
Like
And and I put my hands on top of his forearm and I gave it a little like...
Wasn't budging.
No, I wasn't getting out of that.
So did Roman stay on the bike because he was told to?
I don't even know.
I wasn't in there for that final event.
Was that the final event?
Yeah.
If the 21 kms was the minimum work requirement,
don't get off the bike.
That's what I think it was because even they blew the little Jason McDonough air horn,
and then the judges came over and stood there until he had finished up a sermon.
He even picked it up a little bit.
Yeah, he picked it up.
I feel like the 21 cows was probably the minimum work requirement for him to be done with the workout.
Makes sense.
Thank you all so much.
Oh, thank you all so much for the coverage this weekend.
And can we hear the dinner story?
Everyone was so good this weekend.
It made the weekend so cool.
There were so many ridiculous dinner stories.
Basically, the waitress thought she... You had one from tonight.
What?
You had one from tonight you'd ever told.
It's a continuation of yesterday and
the day before and the day before that it's just first class service that's all it is
fine dining is what it was finest of dining it's not an applebee's it's not an apple oh yeah she
lectured us on how it's not an applebee's this isn't an applebee's we don't have a restaurant
is that not like a nice hotel?
It's supposed to be.
It's supposed to be a nice hotel in town.
The first waitress doesn't even look up at us.
Starts setting down menus and immediately starts explaining about how we can't split the bill.
And how all this other shit.
You ever see somebody so stressed that they just start moving their lips in random movements?
I'm going to be writing a
stern email to them when I get home
tomorrow. That's what she looked like.
Hedder, did you tell everyone
how you met Jack Farlow yesterday?
Yeah, we talked about that right before you came
on, but it wasn't. It was Frank.
We saw him again.
Saw him again today. Jack Farlow.
Oh, wait. Which one? The non-Jack Farlow. Jack Farlow. Oh, wait, which one?
Not Jack Farlow.
They look similar, don't they?
Yeah.
They're like the same old brown hair
and a receding hairline.
I was confused
with that story last night.
Imagine how confused that Frank guy must have been
when he walked away.
I could only imagine.
I thought he was dreaming.
That is so bizarre that it couldn't have possibly happened.
Why in the hell
did he just make me take a picture
of my logo?
Why did he go along with it as well?
Why is that? Oh yeah, sure.
Not be like, sorry, who are you?
Hey, so
an hour and a half ago, I ordered
three Diet Cokes to my room.
I admit it. hour and a half?
And I just called the front desk
And they're like, that department
I'm like, hey, can I get me room service?
They're like, it's closed
Like, I ordered three Diet Cokes from here an hour and a half ago
He's like, I want to be honest with you
They're not coming
I want to be honest with you
Your restaurant is a B-word
Nice people, but the most retarded people
are
completely incompetent.
Wow, restaurant is so bad.
Oh, I said the R word.
This is the picture of last year.
I took it with Farlow, right?
I think my quads are bigger than yours.
I said, I think you're wrong.
So this is last year.
And this year I saw.
Yeah.
Same dude.
And,
but.
That's a dinner.
Come on.
I would argue that Shelby,
that Shelby Neal's,
that Shelby Neal's boyfriend,
Frank,
by the way,
this guy,
I saw Shelby Neal's Frank boyfriend today. I'm like, you didn't tell Hiller that you weren't Jack Farlow. He's boyfriend, Frank, by the way. And this guy, I saw Shelby Neal's Frank boyfriend today.
I'm like, you didn't tell Hiller that you weren't Jack Farlow?
He's like, nope.
Shelby Neal's boyfriend, Frank, looks more like Jack Farlow
than Jack Farlow looks like Jack Farlow.
Thank you.
Wow, Pedro got your back.
Yeah, less this season.
Jack Farlow, and she goes, oh, I get it.
It looks like Frank.
That's amazing.
Is there a Get to the Chopper compilation coming?
I should have asked
Dawn to say Get to the Chopper.
There was actually
a helicopter that landed at the games,
which is the craziest part about this.
You're welcome.
I called in my
friends at the Army and I said, hey, can you guys land a chopper?
Is that true?
Yes.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
There was a chopper that came and landed at the camp.
Where?
Where?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
In the field over by North Park.
Like where the 5K running track was, or 4.5K running track.
Called in a favor.
That's weird.
Was someone injured, or what?
It was just part of the show? It's called government propaganda.
Yeah, just for funsies.
Hiller
from Sloppy Slop.
Jason is there again.
Really?
Dude, I'm telling you, it's legit.
Oh, shit.
Someone send him a link.
I sent him a link.
I arrived at the party, sent him a link a few days, and we'll do I sent him a link. I arrived at the party.
Send the link a few days and we'll do the whole show.
See you.
Get on the party.
Jason Hopper, what are you doing at the party?
You don't know how to party.
What the fuck are you doing at the party?
I bet you what he does party.
Parties.
No, I'm telling you, he does not know how to party.
There's no way he doesn't.
He's a scoundrel.
Bro, he does not party.
No. Hey, he has a PC, dude. He's as dorky as you guys. there's no way he doesn't bro he does not party I know
hey he has a PC dude
he's as dorky as you guys
I'm telling you that dude is a dork
he's cool
you can fucking I can't get out of his headlock
like if my life depended on it
yeah I was getting a little nervous
I was like do I step in cause he's just gonna kill me too
I don't know
hey his arm felt huge around yeah i'm fucking uh hiller uh mary fucker kill that pose you're in right now
lucky camera strap seven if we are the same seve gets another what the fuck someone translate that
for me i can't make sense mary fuck kill camera straps, or Sevan. If they have the same answer
as Sevy, it's five bucks.
Are we doing these now?
I don't even know.
Lucky camera straps, marry Sevan,
and kill the pose. It's like one of the
easiest ones ever.
Thank you. It's the same. Give me five bucks.
Nice. Glenn, the Aussie vet,
Australia.
Wow. Thanks for making the games build up spectacular.
No, sorry.
Thanks for making the games build up spectator interest coverage
and the behind the scenes to come the best yet.
Odds on the games to be at Brisbane next year, zero.
Congrats to all and Colton.
Colton Mertens, man, what do you think?
John Young, what do you think Colton Mertens, man. What do you think? John Young, what do you think of Colton Mertens?
You know, what's funny is when it's all said and done,
he didn't improve a ton.
I mean, he did.
He did.
It was his best year of the games by far.
Watch that tone, John Young.
Yeah, like, you know, in the 30s last year?
Yeah, he was 31st last year.
And he moved up to 18th. Yeah, he was 31st last year, and he moved up
to 18th.
Yeah, no, no, no. He did best give of his year,
but he was playing with the top 10.
Say what?
That's way better.
Yeah, I know, but he
got, like, Sunday wasn't his best
day is all I'm saying. He was, like,
absolutely, I mean,
most improved. He was in the running for most improved, and then he kind of, he just didn't have a best Sunday is all,'m saying he was like absolutely i mean most improved he was in the running for most
improved and then he kind of he just didn't have a best sunday is all but no he did fantastic this
weekend there were a lot of events hey i when i i've asked a lot of athletes like why they do the
games why they put themselves through this stress what the point is blah blah blah you get all these
wide variety of answers but but but they're the same answers because I'm a competitor because I want to be the best I can be because just all this stuff, right?
He gave me an answer that I fucking never heard before.
Not even close.
How you'll see in the behind the scenes.
That would have been awesome to see you.
No, it's a pretty gnarly answer.
To pay for my barn?
You guys got a Wolverine back home.
You can find out who's got to eat.
But he had the event win, his first event win at the games.
That's pretty awesome.
What workout?
He killed it.
The ski bag. Ski bag. Oh, right. That's pretty awesome. What workout? He killed it.
Ski bag.
Ski bag.
I was taking 15 grams of
swolverine creatine
every single
day for 20 days building up to the
games.
Why?
15 grams for 20 days building up to the games. Why? 20 grams.
No, 15 grams for 20 days.
To the neck.
But I was only
eating 8 food 10 of those days, basically.
The normal dose is 5 grams.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Yeah.
Triple that shake.
Thank you.
Tell him.
Oh, really?
Okay.
Well, anyway, I was peeing out.
My pee was like cloudy.
But I only lost five pounds in that time, and I was fucking – it felt like a balloon.
It was cool.
But since I – at the games, I fit into a medium shirt for the first time in like five years
because I stopped taking the creatine in like in seven days.
I shrunk down to nothing.
Do you fit into the same clothes you were wearing
when you did behind the scenes in 2018?
No.
20, oh
1997. I was wearing
the same size shirt Mariah was
by the end of the weekend.
I'm not even joking, Savage.
That's a lot of money, by the way.
Thank you for that.
I didn't go to the Paper Street Coffee booth today.
That sucks.
Bickle, Coach of the Year.
Oh.
What about Adam Clink?
He only started coaching four months ago, and he has a game as a champion.
Definitely Adam Clink.
Adam Clink is so cool.
God, he is cool.
He walked up to me because I talk about him so much
on the show and he walks up to me and he goes,
I'm Adam Klink. I was like, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Who won coach of the year? Was there a coach of the year?
I don't think there was.
I think DB
said Matt Torres.
Oh, yeah.
Most games athletes.
He's a dynamic coach.
Incredibly.
God, there was this funny line that I said.
It's in the behind the scenes.
I can't wait for you.
He said something like...
Something.
I said something perverted about Danielle, and he laughed.
I go, not too much?
And he goes, nah, that's good.
Nice. You're on the line.
It was on the line.
It wasn't really perverted, but it was like a joke.
Double entendre, I think, is the...
Wait, is that a picture of me?
That's you.
I've made it, guys. I've made it.
Hot damn.
Eaton Beaver, super late,
but I'm here and I can't wait
for the behind the scenes.
What did you make today?
Hey, look it. Hiller's been hanging out
with so many Canadians.
I was hanging out with Dick Butter.
We met Dick Butter.
Isn't he awesome?
He's awesome. We met Dick Butter. Isn't he awesome? Yeah, he's awesome.
He's so cool.
Look at this picture.
It's kind of like me.
I just got a leg.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, do it, Hiller.
I got a butt by a hand.
Somehow it doesn't have the same effect, Hiller.
I don't know.
I think Audrey, the most intimacy I had with a girl in the last week was with Audrey.
Oh,
kiss kissing time.
Everyone loves John.
I love John Young.
I love John Young,
John for the win.
Where's Jr.
Fuck you.
John Young,
100.
Oh, I love John Young.
Oh, there we go.
I'm telling you.
John is the bomb.
I love John Young.
That thing might even have a vagina.
Lee and Gabriel.
That's a baby.
Not the picture.
I mean the person.
You know what's really hard to uh to get across over text
sarcasm okay you do it pretty well all of those messages
what wait what did he say i missed it i was reading the comment let me hear it again
i insinuated that all the comments are sarcastic,
but I love John, so I'm only joking.
Ashley
McMain's, I think
if you think about... I think if you think...
Okay, fine. I think if you
think about Roman and you think
about perseverance... There's five
things in this comment.
How hard he has worked to get to the games in the first place,
and he never gives up.
I think it's well-deserved.
I fuck.
Ashley, fuck it.
You're right.
Roman Krennikoff, spirit of the games.
Beat him down enough.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, it's good.
I love him.
He has nice skin.
Grey Goat is $5.
Can we talk about Rookie of the Year?
How about Shelby Neal for Rookie instead of Olivia, Grey goes $5. Can we talk about rookie of the year?
How about Shelby Neal for rookie instead of Olivia,
someone who has already dominated a different division?
Shelby Neal is definitely.
God, that's tough.
Did they give it to you?
Yellow host is most deserving of rookie of the year.
If you want to give it to Olivia, that's fine.
She had an event when it was the last one. It's pretty darn cool. She is going to be one of the new faces of the Year. If you want to give it to Olivia, that's fine. She had an event win. It was the last one.
It was pretty darn cool.
She is going to be one of the new faces of CrossFit.
She's going to be here forever.
But Yellow Host had an event win as well,
and he ranked higher than Olivia did.
I think the most deserving person – I don't mind that you give it to Olivia,
but I think Yellow Host is the –
Is that not just like a cut and dry, whoever finishes
higher gets? I didn't know there was an opinion on that.
Is there an opinion on that? Typically, it is
just who finishes the highest. And did they give out two
this year or just one?
It's usually just one, right?
They gave out two last year, though.
Emma Lawson and
Nick Matthew got it last year, didn't they?
I thought just Emma Lawson
got it. No, I think they both got it.
If it's two, then...
I didn't hear anything about
Yellow Hosted getting it.
Nick Matthew's pretty cool.
I don't think Yellow got any awards.
Hey, Shelby Neal.
Hey, Shelby Neal's gold.
I hope we can figure out a way
to get her on the podcast a lot.
I really like her.
Because she's black?
Well, I do like black girls.
And she's freckly.
I just love her. She's cool.
She's like, I don't really like
she was like saying that she's shy
or something. She didn't like to talk to people. But when I'm around
and she's around, we just start grooving.
I dig her. She's cool.
And I like the fact that I like her
boyfriend that you think her boyfriend's
a fucking Jack Farlow stunt double.
He is. That's a good way to put him.
John Young isn't gay.
That's fair. It's good. Okay.
I still like him.
No one's perfect.
Send Dave and Boz a link.
Someone said in the comments there,
Nick Matthew got it last year,
and in the female final event,
they introduced Emma Lawson as the 2022 Rookie of the Year.
So they both got it.
Christine Forster,
can you discuss safety at the games?
There were so many injuries this year.
Like who?
Because the athletes are pussies this year.
I wonder if in hindsight they would do the bike and sandbag differently.
I don't think the sandbag
caused any injuries.
Roman didn't fall on a sandbag.
He just jumped onto the ground.
That was kind of a joke, but for serious,
the lack of barbell and the
increased odd objects is probably
why everyone's all fucked up.
I don't think they need to bike it.
Here's the thing. I don't think they need to bike it.
You get hurt doing stuff that you don't do often.
No one does it.
Anytime you go 100%
and you compete,
there's always an opportunity
for that.
If they're going to do bike, I don't think they should
do bike at the games. If they are going to do it,
they should do a fucking time trial
and it should be straight away
up a steep hill. That's it.
I'm 100% on board with that.
That's it. I just
cracked the code. 800
meters, super steep incline.
Much longer than that,
but yes.
No,
8.5 miles, Just straight up a hill.
With a bike?
Yeah, with a bike.
You could just sprint that.
There's no.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
It needs to be longer than that.
Okay, put a ruck on him.
But listen, it's just it should only be uphill.
John and I agree.
It's a speed trial.
It's just one person at a time.
Just this thing where they have to go against
each other. There's too many ding-dongs.
There's people who aren't real athletes
out there.
Yeah, they break bikes because of it.
Oh, shit.
Hiller.
God.
Do you think people would be more likely to wreck
on a road bike, though? Hey, it doesn't matter. If you're 1,000 pounds likely to wreck on a road bike though?
Hey, it doesn't matter if you're a thousand pounds,
a pedal should never break off a bike.
No,
no,
no.
I disagree with Taylor.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I mean,
the side story,
go ahead.
Young.
What were you saying?
I think we agree.
I'm asking you guys,
do you think people would be more likely to wreck on a road bike or how are
the bikes they currently have?
Oh,
road bike.
No one out there can ride a road bike,
like a legit road bike.
Only like Ricky Garrard and Jay Crouch and Yana Koski could ride that.
Well,
to your point,
high speeds,
you're saying time trials.
So they go one at a time too,
because they can ride a mountain bike up a steep hill.
I don't care.
I just ride a regular mountain bike on a,
on a road as fast as you can up a steep hill.
I don't care what the length is.
Given how bad they are on grass.
Maybe it's best to keep them away from roads and traffic and just keep them,
keep them where they are.
You clear the road.
Are you guys feel whether it be no swim?
I'm shocked.
Sevan,
what's your opinion on Justin now?
Hype train or not?
Here's the thing. Don't do, what's your opinion on Justin now? Hype train or not? Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Don't make me say this again because I don't want to fucking take anything away from Adler or Laura Horvath.
This may be the weakest competitive field in the last five years.
And so when you say Justin Medeiros is hype train, you're out of your fucking mind.
Because he
I disagree for the men. There you go.
I just stated the truth that John's going to say something
for the women. I agree.
Okay, fine. Okay.
But Justin
never had it easy.
Never. No, no, no, no,
no.
I expect Justin to be back next year better than ever.
There's no hype train about Justin Medeiros.
Something's up, whatever it is.
It's the programming.
Someone will get to the bottom of it.
The guy's got better.
But the last two years.
Okay, how about this, John?
The last two years, the competitors have been equally as hard as this year.
For sure.
With Ricky Garrett.
Yeah, I would agree with that.
I mean, there's no way – this is all speculation,
but I went through all the events and I placed Justin
where I thought he would place normal – like normal Justin.
And obviously this is hard speculation because he didn't do it.
But like what a Justin we would expect him –
a place where we would expect him to get.
And it was plus 120 points from what he had,
what he had now.
And that would have put him fourth.
It would have put him nine points ahead of Fikowski.
And I think that's pretty realistic.
You're just adding a hundred points for no reason.
No,
120 points.
No,
I went through every event and I put the place that I thought he would get,
like a normal Justin would get.
Why is he not normal?
Maybe this is normal.
Well, if this is normal,
then he's never going to win the games ever again.
And it might be the case.
You might be right.
But, like, the Justin of 2022.
Like, for instance, Helena, he should have murdered Helena.
Right?
That's it. You know know I like it's like
events like that I don't think he's the same Justin um the pig he doesn't get 37th in in the
pig chipper I'm not saying he wins but he doesn't get 37th you know what I mean um so like events
like that and uh and he still would only get he would get fourth place um it's
not like he would win but and obviously that's high speculation but um hey i got some bad news
for you guys how heavily involved was dave in the programming did you hear him in the did you hear
him in the press conference yeah he said he was very involved he said as soon as he stepped back into his position,
he started touching just about everything that goes on
within the games.
From the programming to the layout
to
how it's run, he said he touched just about
everything. But we don't know what Dave's role
is now that he's back. We knew what
Justin's role was, but we don't know
what Dave's role is.
You don't know shit. You never. No, you don't know shit.
You never knew shit.
You don't know shit.
He even corrected the question.
Someone said, like...
Listen to Caleb.
Caleb just told you more.
Sorry, Pedro.
One second.
Caleb just told you more than fucking all the other 50 other podcasts or news shows out there about CrossFit have fucking told you.
He just fucking just told you.
Just told all of you.
Take notes, all of you.
I'm so upset that my internet connection
dropped off because I missed it.
So what I
said...
Awesome.
What did he say?
My Diet Coke's not coming. That's what he said.
Yeah, exactly.
That's more.
When he was in the press conference, I think it was
Clydesdale asked him a question
about what his involvement was with the CrossFit Games
once he came back.
Before you say, Caleb,
he actually, he corrected the question that they asked.
Well, they said something like,
did you tinker with a few things?
And he immediately was like,
more than tinkered with more than a few things.
Yeah, exactly.
So he came in and he said,
I touched just about everything that goes on with the CrossFit Games.
I touched the programming. I touched how it's
run. I touched the layout. I touched
anything that is associated with the CrossFit Games.
I touched, we tinkered with it.
He's not saying, but he also wanted to
make clear that he didn't come in and tell everybody,
hey, this is exactly how it's going to be. This is
what I know
it should be. He came in and gave direction. He he said uh let's collaborate let's discuss how this thing goes
just i mean it's funny the way that he was discussing this was similar he must have taken
a few cues from the jaco books that he read i don't think he did but
nice nice comeback i was about to be like, damn, Dave hates you now.
Good cover for that.
I know for certain he knew all that shit well in advance.
But all of the things are very leadership-based.
Like, hey, why do you think that this is the way that you programmed it?
I've been doing this for 15 years.
I know exactly how this should play out. So any program, any event, any test,
whatever the fuck you want to call it,
he knows exactly how it should play out.
And he touched it.
He tinkered with it.
He added some things.
He took away some things.
All of that.
He said some things were perfect.
He was like, I didn't think it was perfect.
We left it alone.
But he was like, a lot of it wasn't.
I wanted to take notes from the Todd Medley
School of
Leadership
where he sat down in a meeting and said,
I asked people,
why did you do it that way?
And then pause.
Yeah, I imagine that's exactly what he did.
What the fuck
did Pedro say? Something that Todd
Medley, is that some Irish hymn or
something? The guy that used to be a noble on the threads.
Oh, oh, oh.
Threads.
He probably learned that from Dave.
Todd Threads.
Oh, sorry.
If you're going to rip on that, dude, go ahead.
Let me hear it.
That was it.
I wanted Dave to read his book as well.
He's been picking up on people's jokes.
Please tell me that you're just joking.
That dude doesn't have a book, right? That joke that joke went over no but i'm assuming all those bullshit
threads that say nothing eventually made their way into a coffee book or something the compilation of
and a pair of shoes god what a fucking mess hey did that did they really hire that guy over at HWPO?
Does that guy work over there?
I saw him in a group photo or something.
I didn't hear that from anyone apart from you, so I don't know.
Did anyone see that guy at the games?
Is that guy even still around?
What was his name again?
Manly?
Melody?
It's just industry time.
We killed ourselves to get the NFL contract.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
We know you did.
You killed the company, too.
We know you did.
You don't got to sell us.
Holy shit.
Good old Todd.
What's up, boy?
Oh, is that the games?
Look at him.
Look at Majestic.
Oh, wait a second. Is that the games this year?
Yeah. Is he in a box?
Yeah.
Same view with a whole different perspective.
Oh my goodness.
So he's moved his way into
just fucking... You know what the crazy
thing is?
Everybody's sucking his cock in the comments?
No, that too.
But you know what's crazy?
90%
of management and executives just don't
do shit and are incapable of just doing
anything productive.
They just suck.
They just suck.
Bureaucrats.
That's the unique thing about good leadership.
When you have good leaders,
those are the people...
Man, thank God.
What did you say?
What was the word you used, Pedro?
I wanted to hear you say that word again.
Starts with a T, ends in an R.
Tinker.
Yeah.
Tinker.
He tinker.
He tinker with the workouts.
He tinker with the pot of gold.
Hey, this is some
Here I am in
India.
Oh, that was an Indian guy?
I only do one accent.
Listen to this. John, brace yourself.
John, go to the bathroom or something.
Money for John's mom to buy a better son.
My God. Here we go.
Tides are turning. Dan Guerrero.
Yeah, I hate him too. John Young's
mom.
I actually
have a funny story.
Funnier than the
one of Madaris' sister.
Probably not funnier than that one.
That story's legendary.
Brian Friend
come up to me and he said, did you say
something to upset people before the games?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Why?
And he goes, you said the CrossFit for morons.
He said, right when Sevan said that the tide tide is turning people are starting to love you
it was one of these love fest things which
I'm very appreciative guys I'm not
but uh
right after that uh like the day
after Brian
12 people randomly came up
to him uh coaches
athletes and random people
did he say which ones
he wouldn't tell me
bullshit athletes, and random people. Did he say which ones? He wouldn't tell me.
Something bullshit to me.
Like 12 people were like, we don't know who.
That John Young guy is very offensive.
I don't like him at all.
Coaches and athletes.
And I'm like, well, who?
Like, why?
And then I'm like,
you know, it's either,
if it's from Justin,
I understand 100%. And I'm sorry for it.
Why did you dog Madaris?
I'm probably the biggest Justin hater there is.
What?
I don't really,
but he's the champ. He's supposed to have haters.
That's fine.
I don't want to even call yourself a hater, dude.
Did you say a dozen people?
There's no way a dozen people
would call anybody about you.
The first day of the games.
When you first got there.
A dozen people don't even know your name, John, is what they're saying.
Oh, I gotcha.
A dozen is so many.
Why don't they just come talk to you?
It sounds like a fable.
Made up.
Washi.
Luba.
Yeah.
I had someone say to me.
I'm jealous.
I don't know.
One of the first days.
I would trust him.
Sorry, go on.
No, you're good.
I had someone say to me, like, oh, you're funny with that.
Savant's crew now, right? And I said, oh, oh, you're friendly with that Savan's crew now, are you?
And I said, oh, yeah, we're buddies.
We get along.
And they said, what about John Young?
Do you like John Young?
And I was like, yeah.
I was like, you've never done that to me anyway.
And they said, what do you think about the way he talks about athletes?
And I was like, why?
What's wrong with the way he talks about athletes?
And they said, oh, he's just so disrespectful and all this.
And I was like, did he say that one of the athletes that you work with isn't good or
something is that why you're saying this to me and then i said i think the thing with john young is
he talks about athletes the way most people talk about football teams or you know like
brands or whatever it's like uh i literally cannot think of one single fucking american
football team give me a name of a team it's called baseball it talks about baseball so he's talking
about the cubs are shit this year their management their coach isn't good they're not performing
they're under this they're they obviously didn't do their strength they obviously didn't do whatever
but just replace that with an athlete's name and he's not thinking about the person and i'm not
saying that's a bad thing i just think that's the way he analyzes it.
He takes the human element out of it,
as in like the personality of whether he likes
or doesn't like the person,
and talks about, oh, that athlete needs to work on this
or needs to work on that,
or should be doing better in this,
or should be doing worse at that or whatever.
And I think that rubs some people up the wrong way
because they are emotionally invested in the person.
Do you know what i mean
no i'd agree with that i would argue hillar does the same thing
yeah i think i feel like hillar has said more offensive things than i have
and i totally have where are the dozen everybody loves him
oh hey hey shane and tia shane and tia came up to me in the athlete warm-up area.
They both came up to me, and they gave me a gift,
like some proven stationary paper and shit.
Like, yeah, some cool shit.
And they said, hey, thank you for defending us against Hiller being a douchebag
about accusing Tia of being on steroids.
I said, yeah, no problem.
It was just the right thing to do.
Thanks for the stationary. Yeah. You yeah, no problem. It's just the right thing to do. Thanks for the stationery.
You didn't say it. It was cool.
Just made a video. It doesn't need to be called a douchebag.
No, no. I was like, yeah.
I said I didn't
like it at all.
I didn't think it was cool at all. No problem.
I'll defend you anytime.
You know, there's no problem.
Poor hitter's camera big because his face is pr that's true. He's frozen. He's frozen
By the way, I made that story completely up except for the part where I did defend Tia and Shane to Hiller but
On the show a dozen times, but T and Shane couldn't even be bothered.
I saw it in one of the shots you were showing me earlier.
They're tripping on me.
They're tripping on me hard.
I think it's funny it took 10 seconds to realize
he was frozen.
No, he's not frozen.
Don't jump to conclusions.
And he's gone.
That's really good.
That was a really good freeze.
It felt real.
Here's the thing.
People say that they want the
professionalization of the
sport.
And it's like, well, the professionalization of the sport comes with, like, a lot of people who have the most outlandish opinions.
And, like, John will seem like the most stable, honest, real dude if if you go to the professionalization and by the way
every time john has made a um like a comment or prediction on something like that and it turned
out to be there he said they've been like i was wrong you're right they showed up they did great
i wasn't expecting that like it's it's analyzed it doesn't happen often but i will admit it when it
happens what the fuck did I just miss?
I heard.
No, I, I'm just, I made up that whole story with it.
It's funny.
I'm just saying like, I've been, I've been huge. I've been huge proponents of theirs, except for the fact when Tia held a 40 pound or whatever
held weights over her baby's head, which is like, like, you should thank me for that too.
Like, Oh, I'm looking out.
He's looking out for our baby.
I mean, it's... They're just tripping on me,
I can tell. Daniel Garrity,
Seve campaigning for Spirit of the Games
by telling us about his support for Sporty Beth.
That's fair. I'll take that.
Hey, just so you guys know,
one of the rules in the show is
if Peter starts to talk, let him talk
because we probably won't be on this show for another eight months
that's so terrible the truth i know my place yeah it's gonna be too you're gonna be asleep
all the time we're awake and coming very soon soon. Tales from an average gay crossfitter.
Send Jason Hopper the link, damn it.
I think we did.
He says he's partying,
which means he's changing the fan
in his PC or something.
He's reading Harry Potter
in his hotel room.
He's drinking a Red Bull standing at the corner.
Yeah.
You guys are the best. Can't wait for the behind the scenes.
Mary Hollis. Damn.
What a crazy weight loss.
Good transformation photo. Yeah.
Caleb, that lip movement on the
waitress is meth.
Oh.
Lauren
Torizola. Our waitress was definitely
not on meth. The first one was.
The second one was not.
Caleb told the story and used that facial expression.
I'm super pumped.
How does it feel being
ninth
hopper? Ninth hopper? Ninth last?
I don't know what that means.
Be nice to hopper.
Sebi, tell us where the games
are moving to next year.
We know you know. Hey, listen, I block all that shit out if I do hear it.
The only stuff I've been hearing, I keep hearing stuff about Tennessee.
They're going back to Carson.
They're bringing it back.
I don't think they're doing that.
I heard Knoxville and Nashville, but I also heard another state too.
But I honestly have no idea.
It's not Alabama. I kind of avoid all of the – I don't want to. It's not Alabama.
I kind of avoid all of the – I don't want to know any of that stuff.
Like some guy comes up to me and goes, something about – what did he say to me?
Something – he was asking about Masters and Adapted Divisions for next year.
And he said, what's your opinion?
And I'm like, I don't even have one.
Brett Grell, new drinking game every time Sevan says behind the scenes,
take a shot.
The behind the scenes are going to be insane.
Yeah, behind the scenes are going to be nuts.
Drink.
Two shots.
Hey, the thing about where the games are going to is when Dave had
described it, I feel like there were so many parts that have to come
into play that they might have multiple options and not even,
they really have it narrowed down until quite a ways down the road because there's so many variables.
Remember when Dave talked about how he,
they,
after the games,
they immediately took a trip to like four different places.
Yeah.
I imagine that's pretty similar to what's going to happen now.
Yeah.
And someone else read this.
I don't want to read this.
This makes me stupider.
I read this once and it
made i felt like three brain cells died taylor i i just he will probably ld you will probably
never admit it but fukowski sandbagged the overhead walking lunge to finish 13th instead
of third or fourth to make sure roman would finish on the podium no fucking shot dude no
those guys are all disagreeing. Wholeheartedly.
He wants that money, baby.
That's accurate. I think that's accurate.
Listen,
this guy's on the other side of the globe and he stands upside down.
Pedro,
how much money is third place? Does anyone know?
$85.
I think he loses $15,000
once he goes past from third into fourth. He's down by $15,000 each time think he loses $15,000 once he goes past from third
into fourth. He's down by $15,000 each
time he goes down or something.
Let me look it up.
There's just no way.
Because I know Alex Kazan moved
from fourth to fifth and lost $15,000
as a result.
Beach break with the basket and
bell for time. Yeah, that's fine.
Awesome. Uphill. so it goes 85 000 and then 60 000 for fourth so it's 25 000 third to fourth
i don't think fukowski lost 25 000 just so roman could feel good i don't know, man. Brent's a pretty good guy. Oh, please.
Sorry.
Imagine him going home and like,
sorry, honey. I just saw his little
face. He's got the courage of
ten men.
Just give it to him.
Oh, wow.
Jebney just texted me.
That's been a minute.
Oh, interesting.
Are you reading this comment?
No, I'm not going to read it.
I mean, he's just saying.
No, no, I meant the comment on the screen.
Oh, it was stupid to broadcast.
No, no, no.
I'm not reading that.
It's not your personal text.
John, tell us how great the ESPN coverage was.
Tell us how great Stacey Tovar was.
Are we? I mean, I feel like we're being normal now, right?
That was rough.
Did I tell you what my wife texted me like unprompted?
She sent me a picture. She sent me a picture of the broadcast live broadcast team
I said this woman on the life broadcast is the fucking bell end
Which is basically that's the end of your cock like the where the piece
Bellend
What country is this person from?
Who uses rubbish?
Oh.
Ooh, yeah, England.
My grandpa did.
He's from Kauai.
I don't think we're being normal yet.
Rubbish.
The one commentating the live.
You say one.
If it's a girl, you say one.
And nobody wants to be bad.
So maybe you should just need some more reps.
That's all.
Dude, I've never seen a chick
in a collared shirt before.
You've never seen what?
A chick with, like, big
shoulders and traps in a collared
shirt. That's a sweet polo,
huh? Suze, you
said that maybe she just needs more
reps. Sometimes, though, it's time to
scale the workout.
Maybe, or go to a different gym or something, it's time to scale the workout. Maybe go to a different
gym or something or try a different form
of training.
Start with the open announcement.
Sousa's bomb
pop curtains. Yeah, those are amazing.
Oh, my God. Vote for Pedro's shirt.
Hey, Caleb,
Caleb, can you pull up
Oh, I got some good news. I just got a text. Can I read this text? Yeah, can you pull up... Oh, I got some good news.
I just got a text.
Can I read this text?
Yeah, can you pull up what an utter bell bend is
or whatever Pedro was saying?
I want to see it.
Yeah, I want to see it.
Okay, go ahead.
Go ahead.
So...
Don't take images.
There's going to be a video dropping tomorrow
on Colton Mertens on the Swolverin YouTube channel.
Oh, nice. Oh, cool.
You guys should definitely go over there and check that out.
I won't be home until tomorrow.
Bellend, the glands of the penis.
Annoying or
contemptible man?
The penis has glands?
What are glands?
It's where
situations come out, isn't it?
Is that like when a rattlesnake shoots venom?
Is it out of its glands?
Yes.
Out of its glands.
Is it?
Well, out of its mouth.
Look up glands.
I want to know what a gland is.
Let me see that really quick.
A gland.
How many margaritas did you have?
You would add more, but the bar was slammed at a fine dining restaurant.
I'll tell you, I cut myself.
I had a Coors.
Hey, you want to know what I did?
I did something illegal in the car, and then I had two margaritas.
We did.
We did.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Me and Caleb both did.
A gland, an organ in the human or animal body which secretes particular chemical substances
for the use in the body
or for discharge into the
surroundings.
So
a bellend is the penis gland.
So it's the part of the penis that secretes
a particular chemical.
Part of the penis secretes a chemical.
I guess the tip of it.
The whole penis secretes a chemical. I guess the tip of it. The whole penis secretes a chemical.
It's the best.
All sorts of chemicals.
I don't know.
That is your anatomy lesson for the evening.
Eric Wise, I'm really enjoying the ride this week.
The late night recaps, Hiller's videos,
John Young on spin, Caleb and Sousa dropping gold on IG.
That's also Patrick Rios.
And Patrick Rios, for sure.
Pedro being Pedro and the Heat One app
really brought us all to Madison. Thank you all.
I fucking hate the
Heat One app. Well, I hate myself
because I forgot how many
events was there? Fucking 12.
I think I played like three of them because I kept forgetting
it and then I was too late.
Same.
Hard to work and play at the same time.
I am dark side.
Welcome to the light.
He even tinkered with the mic
and took it away from Boz.
Yeah, that was a big dick move.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, what happened?
Tell me what happened.
Boz announced Invictus as the winners.
He was like, ladies and gentlemen,
and then gave the mic back.
And the women final was on and Boz announced,ictus as the winners. He was like, ladies and gentlemen, and then gave the mic back. And the women
final was on, and Boz
announced, ladies and gentlemen, like Laura Horvath,
whatever. Then the men came out, and
Castro was like, ladies and...
He just took over for the men. It was funny.
It looked like... I thought they had
that set up that way.
Dave was like, you announced teams and
women. Oh, I assume it was, but
I feel like the men is maybe seen as the showpiece.
And I also thought it was funny that the MC,
so the women came out and did the final and went off,
and then the men were coming out and the male MC goes,
and now what you've all been waiting for?
And I was like, oh, wow.
The main event.
Yeah, the main event.
He did a Bruce Buffer.
Hey, dude, the follow-up questions for laura
make it that way treat the women and men the same and it's not a big deal start asking the women
stupid questions and making them women like like like something like if in your question you're
insinuating that men are less than that women are less than men then that's the
it's just it's just woke bullshit but there's no there's no reason to to bring that into the
event it's just like holy fuck laura horvat you are so fucking powerful what a statement you've
made to the world about what humans are possible, what humans are capable of.
You are the
most powerful, fittest,
all-around,
most incredible woman on
planet Earth
for your physical attributes
and capabilities that you've expressed
over broad time and modal domains.
Until next year.
I can't believe how far we've come for women.
Shut the fuck up.
Hey, if they want to do that...
This isn't 1854 anymore.
Stop talking down to women.
Hey, if they really wanted to lean into that,
they should have done it with Ariel Owen
because she has a baby.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, they did introduce her as a father.
Yeah, that's cool. cool yeah i'm cool with that
because that's what makes women special exactly that's that's what makes them kind of better than
men i think what laura what laura said yeah what laura said in her interview was like in response
to the question that was asked i think is in line with what you were talking about she was talking
about how women are incredible and that their bodies can do amazing things and that like they're meant to do those things and it was
i thought that was pretty cool yeah when she goes when she goes i think the question itself barbie
right she did although i would say there's nothing wrong with barbie either that's my point like
yeah just let let women be women women. Stop making them like that.
I take it as like I'm supposed to read
into something that one woman's better than the other
woman. It's just like, dude.
I'm glad you guys are seeing it that way.
Maybe I'm just sensitive to it.
I think the way the question was phrased
wasn't ideal, but the way that
all of them responded.
She didn't go to what she was given.
The ball that was thrown to her, she knocked it out of the park.
Definitely.
I like more how something like Cardi B would say,
I'm a bad bitch.
Dennis O'Leary.
Nikki didn't ask her,
what are you going to eat tonight to recover after this?
How do you feel?
I saw Nikki back there.
I was a little starstruck by her.
Did she talk to you?
A few times I said, hey, sorry, or I'm trying to stay
out of your way or something like that.
She's going to go back to John now and be like, Savannah apologized to me. He said, sorry.
To be honest with you, I wanted to say
something. I know that she's under a tremendous amount of stress.
Like, we all are there because we're all trying to capture some shit that we can only see once, right?
So, like, you want to make sure your batteries are charged.
You want to make sure, like, you're holding the camera steady.
Like, you want to capture the shit because Laura's not going to do what she's going to do twice.
But on top of that, Nikki has to do it in front of all the people watching on espn so a part of me like no she knows that we're all there and that there's people there
that she might have contentious relationships with like me and i wanted to at one point say
something to her like to like love on her and give her like some sort of support so she wasn't
tripping but but i never got around to it but i don't know i still i still don't like her questions
uh justin hasn't looked any different from the
semis. John, I think this guy
is...
No, I never called him fat. We went back
and watched the tape. I never even
called him chunky.
I think you called him chunky, didn't you?
No, no, no. We went back and
watched the tape. I was
accused of that and I admitted to it
and then someone played the tape
and I never said it.
What did you say?
I said he looks thicker or
his body composition changed.
He just said he was fat.
You know what the issue with him is?
What?
Say it.
Ellie Turner.
Fuck!
I'm not giving you $10.
Explain it. dear ellie turner fuck oh i'm not giving you ten dollars um i only mean that from the lens of which he's the fittest on earth
and all he's got to do is beat his training partner
unlike for kowski who trains by himself and beats his ass against the wall every day
or laura so the every year justin did not have a girlfriend he was the fittest man
in the world he had a girlfriend last year and he was the fittest man in the world yeah we don't
know when they their relationships hey uh madaris is if you want john young's parents phone number
to call shoot me a text i don't i don't know if ellie turner's the problem yeah
i don't i don't i don't think she's actually the problem i don't know if Ellie Turner is the problem. I don't think she's actually the problem.
What if the problem is like that?
You know the way sometimes you get these...
It's got nothing to do with Ellie as a person.
I get what you're saying.
I get what you're saying, but you just separate their training.
Did they, though?
They're both really good at crossover single unders
I mean I mean like
that's on knifer more than
more than Medeiros and
Ellie just separate their training you know what I mean
I agree they shouldn't be doing the same workouts against
each other and racing each other
because then as soon as he's ahead of her he's coasting
Pedro
we caught him off.
You know sometimes like how
like
an actor gets famous or
a sports star gets famous or whatever and
they make it and then they're not as good as they
were for a little while. Like their movies aren't as
good or they don't play the sport as well
or whatever because there's so many more opportunities
available to them and so many more distractions and so
many more obligations and places they have to be
or places they get to go or
things they have to do or things they get to do.
Do you think maybe he's just in
that kind of a lull, like that he might strip things
back now next year and not go to
as many things, like not
go abroad as much or not go to as many different
noble shit or whatever and just
focus on himself?
Noble shit, noble shit. I agree with that. You think that would be a bad idea? no bullshit or whatever and just focus on himself. No bullshit. No bullshit.
I agree with that.
You think that'd be a bad idea?
Well, he's supposed to be going to Down Under Championships
and, I mean,
if I was him, I'd be rethinking that now.
So y'all are saying
he was like Rocky
3.
Yeah.
Yes. Yeah.
Come back and fight Krennicoth.
I don't think anyone knows.
I don't think anyone knows.
Hey, listen, what about all the other people
who, what about all the other weird things
that happened during the weekend?
What? What's weirder than Madera's
finishing 13th? Hopper finishing 13th?
Jason Hopper?
Oh, I just think we focused on him
because he was last year's champ.
I'm just saying
that something was up this year
I think a little bit.
It was weird.
I can agree with that.
I had a concussion.
I just thought he yawned
and continued to speak.
He shoved the mic in his mouth as he did it.
What does this mean?
Zevi, can you show the shirt?
The shirt.
The one that he gave you.
You gave me a shirt?
Jeremy.
Oh, was it that shirt that I hated?
Which one?
Someone gave me a shirt and I'm like,
I wouldn't fucking wear this in my life depended on it.
And I tried to give it to Caleb.
And Caleb said, I already got one.
Is it a whole bunch of names?
Is it a shirt?
Why would you even ask me?
Oh, Jeremy.
Dude, is it a whole bunch of names?
It is.
I got one too.
You don't like that shirt?
No.
You like it? I don't like the placement
of the ends. The ends seem like they're
off-center.
Oh, no. I'm in big trouble.
I don't have it.
You do like it?
I have Taylor.
Why don't you wear it?
What? Do you think it's possible he was concussed, Taylor?
What?
Do you think it's possible Justin
had a concussion after the first event?
That's
a possibility that I hadn't
considered. Because event two, that would
explain event two.
I think
he'll say it if he did because he said
like after semifinals he said after semi-finals
I was actually judged
so I think he will give some kind of explanation
is there footage of the crash?
is there footage of him and
Lazar Djukic crashing?
anywhere?
I haven't seen it
Justin was just a trip all weekend
he was acting all weird.
He was just weird.
Well, he was intense.
He was just really intense.
Like, a few times I saw he wasn't intense,
but a lot of the weekend he's so fucking intense.
I mean, Daniel Brandon's like that, too.
So fucking intense sometimes.
You're just like, man.
Yeah, she didn't do so hot either.
I caught that, though.
I didn't think she would.
Katie Petrick, former athletes are not automatically meant to broadcast.
It happens in all sports, and it's definitely painful to watch.
Bernie Gannon, Stacey Tovar was great.
I'll hear that raspy voice in my nightmares for months to follow.
That first part of that is sarcasm.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for tinkering with the messaging.
Jet City Fit, she spoke like a preschool
teacher addressing three-year-olds.
Oh, our waitress did that today, too.
Our waitress
was a fucking human train wreck.
When she was
gone for more than five minutes,
I was worried about her safety. I'm like, did she fall down?
How long before somebody in the comments...
She was lecturing us on life.
It was crazy.
How long before someone in the comments
has Savan's waitress as their username?
Stand by.
Hold on, let me set the record straight on this.
I did give him the shirt.
I took it all the way from fucking Florida,
put it in my car,
drove 70 fucking miles to Santa Cruz,
and gave it to him. Know what he said?
Who the fuck would staple something
to a shirt? Oh, it was that shirt?
Okay.
You don't know how
hard it is to get something for somebody who has
everything? That too.
Hey, listen, if you're Saber
and Kelly, I mean this with peace
and love. You gave me a fucking shirt
with a staple in it?
Are you crazy?
What if he put it on and poked himself?
No, it's not even that.
I took the staple out and there's a fucking hole in the shirt.
I'm like, you gave me a fucking used shirt.
It's been the same.
That's like some
shit Russians do.
You go to the fucking store in the ukraine
and you're like and they got the price tag stapled on the shirt you're like what
country for free like a slug with it i wish i would have brought um i got this uh hey swolverine
i got your sleep stuff and i wish i would have brought, because it says to take like six of those pills.
I'd have taken 20 tonight, and I hope I didn't wake up
until Hiller drug me out of the hotel room tomorrow.
When are we leaving?
After I've excreted my glands.
Oh.
Jim Priest, $3.
Josiah Rice,
two to three athletes.
This is like 12 people didn't like John. Yeah.
Two to three athletes said it was Justin
acting super aggressive on the bike,
which caused the situations that made him crash.
What does two to three mean? Two and a half.
So two athletes and Colton Murphys.
Oh, Burton said it too?
No.
He was saying, does two to three mean
two and a half? So then two athletes
plus Colton Murphys.
That's so terrible.
A dozen people.
That's what he told me, man.
It's not me saying it.
Yeah, I wanted to give you
every name before it says one.
Maybe one person said it.
Yeah, name names. I feel you.
Someone named a name there in the last comment.
Or the most recent comment.
Taking it out of context.
Hey, what time do I...
Oh, Edward hates John.
Yeah, I feel you.
It's going to be some weird shit.
Oh, shit. Pedro, did you see
the picture Pedro sent of...
Spirit of the Games.
Krennikoff holding
John Young. Jeez Louise.
That's got gotta be our thumbnail
Wait can I show that
Can I share it
That picture is
We've used that before
That's great
I got it on the cover of one of your reels
That's good
I can't even be mad at it
That's how good it is
Sometimes you just gotta appreciate it It's so perfect good. I can't even be mad at it. That's how good it is. I can't.
Sometimes you just gotta appreciate it.
It's so perfect.
I can't tell if it's that
funny or I'm just that tired.
Yes.
Hey, Hiller,
if I want to be at the airport at 2, what time
do we have to leave here?
Noon?
6 a.m. Either at 2 or your flight leaves at 2.
My flight leaves at 3.30.
I'd like to be there at 2.
You'd probably leave at like 11.30 to be safe.
Okay.
I like that.
Hiller, did you get in trouble for your...
Hey, Hiller, let's have a huge breakfast here tomorrow.
Like just piles of bacon and shit.
Done.
When you want me there?
Nine?
Oh, shit.
Will Satterall, Sporty Beth has your three Diet Cokes at the door.
Three empty cans of Diet Coke.
Why wouldn't she just say, hey, why wouldn't she just post, oh, my she just post oh my god someone got me this
good pretty good for a wanker
great use of my questions
for your henshaw fit henshaw yeah where he's saying it they measured it three times and it's
five five k no dude how would i get in trouble it three times and it's 5K.
No, dude.
How would I get in trouble for that one?
It's his own fault.
I don't know.
You said you got dinged like two times.
Yeah, that was earlier in the week.
Hey, Hiller, I heard your mood was kind of like I heard you were somber the last two days because you had your wings clipped.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Yes, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Well, I thought your hand shot video was ingenious i
i lld thank you i thought that was rather uh mild so i'm like this is safe
i heard someone say in a conversation today instead of saying to be honest they said tbh
in the middle of a sentence i I'm like, I'm going to stop thinking about it.
Wow.
Wow.
This world.
It's like Caleb saying, on God.
On God.
I like that, though, on God.
At least he didn't say OG.
Yeah, OG is worse.
I like that a lot, Caleb.
TBH.
I don't like that.
What about ETA on the bts
good luck actually just fucked everybody it's never coming out now because of that
i have no idea someone said that to me i'm like you know what i don't even care if it comes out
maybe maybe maybe maybe since i'm gonna say i'm just getting nasty now. We'll just continue to be like, man, I just saw the behind the scenes.
It's so crazy.
Maybe because I wasn't paid and it's not endorsed by anything.
And because I'm toxic, I'll just watch it at home on my 90-inch with my friends.
I'll just have six of my friends over and be like, oh, my God, look how cool.
Oh, my goodness.
No, it'll happen.
What happened to Hiller? He just got slapped.
It's probably I was like, dude, be cool.
Be cool. And he's like, fuck, dude.
I just want to be a dog.
If one goes down, I'll go down.
And I can't bring the team down. So I chilled.
I went and hung out in the OG park.
Hiller's the kind of guy
who likes to go up to the top floor of a building
and pee and count how long it takes
for his piss to hit the ground.
It's fun. I get it. I like doing that too.
I'm sorry, man.
I wish that didn't happen.
Don't be sorry. It was cool.
It's bad you're only on the 11th floor
and not the 12th floor.
He wants to know why
you can't pedal on a bike as hard as you can without breaking the pedal off.
He has some legitimate questions.
I asked a fucking question.
Here we go.
I'm up.
Get him.
Literally a fucking three-year-old could have walked up to that motherfucker
and said, hey.
You haven't talked to him for that?
It's one of them.
That's ridiculous. It's one of them. The Dave Eub of them. That's ridiculous.
The Dave Eubanks thing?
That is ridiculous.
But because I have my little blue wristband
and because I'm affiliated with this podcast,
I get in trouble.
But if I was...
Why do they stay in Wisconsin?
How could they...
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
It's a private event's the thing in the it's it's a private event the crossfit games they it's not like they can decide who goes and who doesn't go right and they have a guy there who's
in a senior position who's working to make sure that the judging is correct now you have this guy
andrew hiller who's a one of the biggest youtubers in the space and definitely got one of the most uh animated
aggressive and involved following in crossfit and he makes a video about their guy who runs judging
that's critical of him right and so when we go to the games and then then andrew asked for some
special media privileges when they go to the games and he gets them so they expect a certain kind of
behavior from them and they and so when hillar approaches this
guy to say hi even though it's not threatening at all it could be seen as threatening right and so
hillar walks up to him and goes hey what's up are you concerned about any of the bikes breaking
and uh um eubanks basically says uh bikes don't break people bake brake bikes which is like just
an absurd answer and i guess he just
answered that way because he was nervous and instead of hillar just realized you know i don't
know what happened but hillar said really uh you you don't you think that pedaling a bike i'm
paraphrasing but you think pedaling a bike could cause the break he says yeah if you pedal it wrong
at which point yeah at which point the 12 billion people on planet Earth or 7 billion are like, really?
There's a way you can pedal?
Like all of us have ridden bikes thousands of hours and none of us have ever broken a pedal off.
And so he ends up – probably because he was nervous and he was talking to Hiller, he just answered the question wrong and it got weird.
And it made him look bad.
And so CrossFit was just like, hey, let's make sure Hiller's not causing stress to these people by interacting with them over the weekend.
I think that's a good explanation for it.
So a turf party told you not to approach you guys, basically.
No, not like that, but just, hey, Hiller, you're flirting the line.
Hiller knows that Hiller enjoys—I don't know.
Let me ask you this.
He had no ill intent on that, though.
There was no
tricking him.
It felt like genuine
questions. I told you I was asking decent
questions.
I am pussy if I don't talk
to somebody that I've done
that sort of stuff to.
I go, hey, you, Banks. I'm going to talk to him because if I was right okay I see oh hey you banks I'm gonna
talk to him because if I don't then I'm a giant bitch well that's interesting wow so you wanted
to show you want to show that you can see videos on Beth I'm gonna go introduce myself right now
yeah that's how I walked up to Beth what were you you going to say, Savan? You said something.
You know what?
I don't know what to say.
You think I like what?
The thing is, you're just so
not an asshole or a rude person
that it's like,
it's hard for me to...
I want to defend the
event and
the stress that it put on Eubanks because he's busy like trying
to run the games but on the other hand anyone who like there's no aggression coming off of hiller
i'm telling you he's like glass he's a nerd speaking not a nerd that's that's the that's
pedro and john and tyler watkins he's pillars a nerd. Replace nerd with poor, and you have it, Jay.
Go on.
A nerd.
He's just nothing.
He's just like there's no aggression.
So I can't like – I don't know what to say.
I think the issue is that similar to why people don't like the way –
some people don't like the way John talks about athletes.
Some people don't like the way Hiller is because he just holds up a mirror to you
where he just keeps keeps saying why why and
then you really have to like what's wrong and also but even when you meet him in person there's
nothing coming off of hiller no there's no like why why do you think that or why why do you think
that happened whatever and then if you're if you know that you're the one that's lacking in what's happened
it just makes you feel like a shithead so you're like oh fuck that hillar guy
i i asked alexis the other day i go do you get pissed i just keep on asking you why you say
and she goes yeah well so hill so hillar feels an obligation that's an interesting uh um uh
admonishment i don't know what the word is.
But basically he's saying if he sees someone, he feels obligated,
in my words, not Hiller's, to overcompensate if he's made a video about you
to have interaction with you so you don't think that he's afraid
to say it to your face.
Or squash the B for whatever.
I zoned out like the steroid chick.
I told you about that story, right?
Yeah, that wasn't cool.
I didn't like her doing that to you.
That made me hate her.
Well, no, I thought that was cool.
It's kind of what I do.
But I didn't like it that she touched you.
Yeah, it was weird.
I was doing my job.
I was shooting the event.
And three people come up to me, one of them being a hero who was the 40 to 44-year-old chick that I said no way in hell she's natural.
The Brazilian roided up juice person.
She taps on my shoulder, and I look.
I go, oh, hey.
And she goes, you know who I am?
She goes, you know who I am?
And I look, and I go, oh, yeah.
That was scary. I said, you were on steroids, right? And she goes, you know who I am. And I look and I go, oh, yeah. That was scary.
I said, you were on steroids, right?
And she goes, yeah.
And I just got drug tested.
And I'm like, oh, cool.
How'd you do?
She goes, I got drug tested.
I go, oh, that's not answering the question.
And then the guy to her right goes, you know what else you say?
And I go, what?
She goes, you chop off your own dick if she proved you wrong oh shit yeah yeah that was
crazy and i was like all right is she gonna do that for like five years ago as well and this
whole time there's a guy over their two shoulders in a yellow t-shirt with a camera recording the
whole thing oh oh this is cool. This is going to be good.
Hey, Jeremy didn't make the shirt with the names on it.
No, he didn't.
No.
You know what that's like?
You know what that's like, Taylor?
Mate CrossFit.
Yeah, that shirt's cool.
Yeah.
A Karen thinks she's in the right, so she starts filming.
She starts filming the situation because she thinks she's in the right
when she's clearly in the wrong.
Yeah.
Whatever Karen situation there might be out there.
That's what that feels like.
It was just like the last dude at the end of the games last year
that came up and was like, I'm not on roids.
I'm not on roids.
He was like, apologize.
And he just looked like a douche.
And everybody thought he was on roids.
That was a great impersonation of him.
If you're not on steroids, you think it's a compliment
when people think you are.
Yes.
He's about to drop some sick lyrics.
Damn.
Oh, God.
You guys check this out. Oh, God. You got to check this out.
Oh, Suze's beatboxing.
That wasn't even me.
That just happened.
Did you put him on the big team?
Is that Henry?
Is that industry Henry?
No, this is me doing my job.
Industry Henry.
I was over there just shooting the event, my little hat,
and there's three of them
up there. That dude...
Look at him plotting on you.
Look at him plotting. Okay.
Hey, she dwarfs you, Hila.
How many bones in your hand
did she break, Shaker?
14.
Hila, you don't tell me I'm on steroids.
That was it. Pretty right now wow jesus listen to this listen to this seems like seven is msnbc and hillary's fox news everyone has a right to report
how they want its audience and prerogative to watch what they want. You jackass. That picture makes you look like you've done meth a lot in the past.
My God.
I don't understand the cultural references
there. MSNBC
is just woke as fuck and
Fox is not woke as fuck. It's basically
like MSNBC does not report the truth
at all.
It's just speculation
and analysis.
It's just speculation and analysis. You know, it's just garbage.
Fox is Pierce Morgan and MSNBC is the opposite of Pierce Morgan. Here's the thing.
You have it completely backwards.
It's their – what's that girl's name?
It's their fucking event, crystal meth.
It's their event.
That's the thing.
It's their fucking event.
You get what i'm saying like they don't have to allow hillary if he'll if hillary makes something that upsets them even if it's
true or false it's their fucking event and hillary knew that that's why he fucking behaved
well and because because he didn't he knew that the rest of his homies were there trying to get something out of the event.
So he didn't want to get kicked out.
He personally didn't care.
I don't think if he got kicked out.
I was trying to take the team down.
Yeah.
And so we're painting an honest picture here.
How dare you call me MSNBC.
MSNBC doesn't admit that they suck dick for money.
I'm admitting that I'm sucking dick for money.
And you're going to watch everything we put out.
Yeah, yeah.
And you know what?
You're not allowed to watch the behind the scenes.
Blocker.
Ding dong.
You're a time out.
Crystal meth.
Crystal meth.
Yeah, thank you.
Crystal meth.
God damn it.
Call me MSNBC.
Even if it's true, don't call me that.
I've never seen you so triggered, Jesus.
It's late.
Jesus Christ. I know. I'm actually falling asleep. It's crazy. Yeah. Are we that. I've never seen you so triggered, Jesus. It's late.
I'm actually falling asleep. It's crazy.
We didn't land on the plane in a way.
Landed.
Great job.
Thank you, scumbag.
So what you're saying is someone's the Jen Pisacki of CrossFit.
God, she's hot.
My great idea to jump onto the podcast for 20 minutes is really dragging out Kipisaki of CrossFit. God, she's hot.
My great idea to jump onto the podcast for 20 minutes is really dragging out.
John Young, anything?
All in all, I've got to say this.
Thank you to CrossFit.
Thank you for everything.
Thanks for not kicking Hiller out.
Thanks for not kicking me out.
Thanks for putting on an amazing show.
I really enjoyed it.
Thanks for the access.
The people there were cool as shit cool shit hey we were at dinner tonight
and someone goes holy shit did you see that person get arrested at the crossfit games today
and everyone at the table's like no no shit and they're like yeah cops came and had the dude bent
over fucking the the hood of a car and we're putting handcuffs on we're like oh shit who was
it and they're like one of the security guards works at the park hey dude speak crystal meth
speak crystal crystal speaking of security guards you you have to uh
oh yesterday you said i was beautiful yeah like you do blow what are you talking about
yes yesterday you were cool yeah yeah yeah listen crystal yeah i love a good let's party but listen
so so the person who was bent over the car was one of the crackheads that was running security
at the games who like just lives in madison the cops came and was one of the crackheads that was running security at the games, who just lives in Madison.
The cops came and arrested one of the security for the venue.
Of course it wasn't a CrossFitter. Everyone there
was nice.
Hey, you're like
CNN. You can't hold two thoughts in your head at the same
time. You can't be a ding-dong who does
crystal meth and be beautiful. You have a
shallow view of the world. Eric
Utley, best CF games media coverage
today. Great work by the entire team this week. Thank you.
Oh,
shit. Golf, Foxtrot, Hammer.
Damn.
Those photos are so quick.
All right.
I still love you, Seth. Okay, good. I love you, too.
Let's party. We still love you, too.
Someone also said Sporty Beth is beautiful there you go everybody's beautiful beautiful people i really wanted to get a picture of between her and hopper
i would you know it'd be cool what i could do for a charity event is have sporty beth run from one
side of the like field and hopper from the other side and I'm just in the middle and I just
brace myself for impact.
Hopper will get there first, I think.
Alright, see you guys tomorrow.
Are we doing a show tomorrow night when I get home?
I want to.
That's going to be the name of the event.
Oppenheimer 2?
Explosion.
Oh, no.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Pedro, thank you.
Come on anytime. John Young, sorry we didn't talk
about CrossFit games.
We did hype you up pretty good.
I'm going to
tear you down again.
J.Y. Barbell.
Two Brain Business.
Peptides.
CA Peptides. Toast Spacer.
God, Toast Spacer is great to us too.
BirthFit. If you need to have a baby,
you want to do it and be around cool people.
Mr. Sousa.
Bye-bye.