The Sevan Podcast - The Xersizer Pros - How to make your penis bigger

Episode Date: October 15, 2024

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It's a Sabon podcast show. It's a Sabon podcast show. Everybody's welcome. Peace and love. It's a Sabon podcast show. Bam, we're live. Bam, we're live. I think YouTube has us turned down or something.

I think they dimmed our switch. Something is definitely going on with our notifications. I'm excited about today's show. We got to sponsor the exercises now for, I don't know, couple months. Slater, what's up dude? It's been a minute, good to see you. Jake Chapman, oh no, no, oh yes.

Jake Butter, good to see you buddy. Okay, let's get our dicks, huge boys. Ladies never gonna know what hit them. Yeah, something's going on with the channel. In the last like month, something happened to it. Nothing bad, it's just like all the numbers just like, and we're still having record months, but something doesn't look right in the numbers just like, and we're still having record months, but something

doesn't look right in the numbers. I wonder if I want, I wonder, I wonder if it's anything like my Instagram account, if somehow they got me like flagged, I've said Vance too many times or Trump or hurricane or abortion or something like that and it's ding the station. What a show we have today. I got my exerciser kit. I did my research. We have two people coming on, a lady named Carrie Middleton and Dr. Lance Frank. Dr. Lance Frank?

Lance Frank, Two first names. I went to that guy's Instagram account. Pretty damn good Instagram account. Diddy! No, no, I don't think Diddy. The Diddy shows are huge. Google loves promoting the Diddy shows. I can't remember what I was into last time like this, but there was something else that I was kind of like following on YouTube like Diddy and it's It's so fucking crazy how many AI bots are making content around Diddy It's like an AI voice I can tell it's an AI because it pronounces the names wrong and

Then it's just a montage of footage and there are these videos and they range from 10 to 40 minutes and they say nothing New it's all the same thing, but they all have like, you know a million views it just looks like these AIs just put these montages together and then just read from news clips. Like someone, so someone just takes like a People Magazine Diddy article, puts it into AI or chat GPT, has him change the wording and then has him read it. And it looks like someone just says, okay, now, I wonder if there's some sort of AI where you can be like, okay, just put B roll over these clips that matches what they're talking about.

There are so many of those. And there's like nothing new out there. Jump ship, good morning, Seth. I finally made it to the start of a morning show. This one, this one. I wonder where our guests are. We haven't had a guest no show in a long time. Two guests no show?

That's really weird. I don't have their contact information. I did it through Susie Contact, Exerciser Pro and was like, hey, can we get a pro on? A pro regarding the Exerciser Pro. I wonder if I go to his Instagram account and just call them. I wonder if he would pop on here. Frank. It's weird that they're both not here. Lance Frank? Dr. Lance Frank? Lance? Oh, Lance in your... his Instagram is Lance in your pants.

21,000ansing, his Instagram is Lance in your pants. 21,000 followers. Geez. Um, how do I call him? Hmm. I wonder if the guests are showing up. I emailed them this morning. I have my, I'm all, I'm all ready. I'm all anxious. I got my notes. I got my penis pump questions. What happens if your balls get in the penis pump? No, uh, time zone.

Did they get the right time zone? I think so. That's a great question. Pull down your dungarees and get to work, my dungarees. Maybe I'll just have a sip of paper street coffee. Of course they did. Oh yeah, see? Executive producer of the Sevan podcast. Of course they got the right time zones.

Don't be ridiculous. Ah, confirming the guest 24 hours prior would be a good idea for an upcoming show like this. Every guest gets a 24 hour notice. Isn't that cool? How could you not? Every show. If you've ever been a guest on the show, 99% of the time, Matt Sousa will send you a text

or an email the day before and say, hey, it'll be something like, we're excited to see you tomorrow, even if we're not. We're excited to see you tomorrow. And then you know, and then you respond. Sometimes they don't respond. The only guess, to tell you the truth, the only guess now that we occasionally have problem with,

and I haven't talked to Matt about this, but I think it's just when we use WhatsApp, because I don't think Matt and I use it all the time. Like I just opened my WhatsApp for the first time in a long time, and I just saw Anola Kai had sent me a WhatsApp. I better not open it so I can open it later. Cindy will get to them. I don't think I got their emails. Oh, okay. I didn't get their emails either.

Uh-oh. We just got a, we just got, I just got an email from them. They have the timer on. Oh, she's gonna get them now. Oh, that's awesome. Okay. We got two people. We got this chick Carrie.

She looks like she works for Exerciser. And then this other guy, Frank is a physical therapist. I feel like I could do an entire show with Frank. He's like a penis and pelvic floor specialist. Like his whole Instagram is full of like penis care. I don't really give, I'm trying to think, I don't really give I'm trying to think I don't really do any penis care It just every once in a while I just grab a I grab a Pair of scissors from the garage

These scissors that I have they can cut wire and I just grab a handful of pubes and trim them off other than that That thing pretty much is on its own that thing pretty much is on its own. No, there's no clean the cheese cross fat says no there's no there's no there's no cheese. One time I um, I use a one blade on my face that Phillips makes it's like a $20 razor and One time I use the one blade on my face Or on my balls and it up within like three seconds no three seconds within one second it made like a Hundred small little nicks on my sack that really hurt 100 small little nicks on my sack that really hurt That really hurt like little tiny paper cuts just in one second

Never fucked with my balls ever again What's gross just taking a handful of pubes and cutting them off no It's not gross we're talking about just grab a handful like this, pull them up, snip. I think we have a Manscape sponsorship. We have a bunch of sponsors that you guys don't see. They're just on the podcast. By the way, I spoke to, speaking of sponsors, I spoke to Lindsay Cantusay canto the other day she's the owner of earthfit and she's going to be taking on a cohort of women um that she walks through their pregnancy that it starts in july so it's if you're planning on getting knocked up soon

between now and j, reach out to her. Women get stressed out when they get pregnant. About like, you know, like one of the most common things when women get stressed out about is having a miscarriage. So like that first 13 weeks is pretty intense. Anytime they see a drop of blood or have cramps or anything. And so if you've got someone like Lindsay Cantu and a group of other women, you can kind of you can have that support group

Oh, we haven't seen Braylon tender in a long time Braylon tender is also accepting a cohort of women Daniel Gerrity says I Feel like it might have to take a second shit this morning That would suck I don't want to have to take a second shit this morning. That would suck. I don't want to have to hold a shit in during the show. Maybe it's just farts. Barry McAulkner, maybe it'd be a good idea to tell us all your sponsors. I don't know Really just if you don't brush with Matute and you're making a huge mistake Paper Street coffee is the coffee. I drink see a peptides fucking carries the show on their back

And birth it just I think just their values of birthing just like perfectly aligned with mine Vindicates where you get your shirts even though I cover up their QR code VND K8 with my phone number Sebi, since we know peptides are fucking humans up, they are fucking humans up? I haven't heard that. Send me a link in my DMs. And then of course the exerciser and how we got that sponsor was was great. I think they wanted to sponsor the CrossFit Games and then the CrossFit Games didn't want them. I guess that I don't know why they wouldn't want them. I guess I have a blind spot for what's socially acceptable and then they got pushed to it of someone else I know and

then that person didn't want them and then someone's like hey would you take the exercise there's a sponsor so are you fucking kidding me I'd be fucking honored penis pump what is that I'm a huge fan of the penis see a peptides almost killed extra slop really how Yeah, someone sent me videos of the guy. What, did he use a dirty nail? Was there a trank in it? I know like a hundred people who are on just like regular doses of peptides.

They fucking love it. This one guy I know injured his shoulder so fucking bad. He got three bottles of the BPC-157 and three bottles of the CJC-1295 and he said he feels like a fucking new man. He says he can't even fucking believe it. Janelle Winston, I use peptides and they help like everything else. It's different person to person. I pulled a hammy this week. Yeah, I would inject BPC-157 anywhere I had fucking pain.

BBC helped my husband's shoulder. I hope so, my shoulder is jacked. His ortho told him to do it as well. I wouldn't inject anything into your penis. I wouldn't puncture... Oh, he didn't almost die. Oh, thank you, Phillip. Read it on Reddit. Listen, anything that you read on Reddit, remember that there's a naked child tied up in a basement somewhere in the story. So if it's like, I was using peptides next to the child I had tied up in the basement.

I was watching a football game with my nephew that I'm molesting. Just remember, add just molesting or kid tied up in a basement to anything you read on Reddit. Anything. Anything, anything, anything. Remember, there's an outside factor in all stories on Reddit. So I cracked the code for, I hacked into Microsoft next to the four kids I keep in a cage in the basement.

Next to the four kids I keep in a cage in the basement. Everyone, everyone, everyone on Reddit, 100% of the people on Reddit either have a child locked up in the basement or would love to have a child locked up in the basement is what I hear, allegedly. love to have a child locked up in the basement is what I hear allegedly. So that's all I know. So that's that. There's a pedo reddit, there's a pedo reddit though. Oh like there's a pedo reddit though. Oh, like there's a pedo reddit thread. They all they all have there they all have that subcontext. Anything that you think you're reading on reddits just code for pedophiles. I do CrossFit. That's I'm a pedophile. You see that on reddit. I was watching Andrew Hiller video naked in bed with three kids. Oh, Reddit.

You can just add that in there. So the fucking vile place. I saw, um, I saw this today on a Alison NYC story. I was kind of tripping on this. Look at this. This is a woman, Courtney Olson. I'm assuming, oh, this might be controversial but you're used to that by now in response to seeing some posts on Xtoday where men are proud to be soiling diapers while dressed as babies. Sounds like Reddit. I felt compelled to make this post and men say women are complicated.

Laugh out loud. Listen, I have much to say on this subject, hence why it took three chapters of my memoir. One day I'll get over myself and just start live streaming on YouTube. I don't know at what point I become weird about going live, probably when cancel culture started. But in short, just know that it's hot when you own your weirdness. However, I'll say this, some weirdness ought to be kept behind closed doors. I thought we've crossed too far over in normalizing kinks from men. In my experience over the last 15 years, I only seen male as females are way more basic generally speaking

Maybe I'm like a female Don't get me wrong. I have some wild girlfriends, but in general men are Into particular things age play diaper wearing etc I've never seen a female on the internet doing who am I saying is acceptable for men to love smelly gym socks and getting their heads crushed like a watermelon are picked up and carried around but not cool to see a 65 year old man play dress-up and act out his fantasy of being six-year-old girl yeah I'm not that's disgusting oh here we go there's Carrie hi hi hi sorry about the time confusion. No, no problem. No problem at all.

What country are you in? England. Oh, you are. Okay. So for you, it's... I call it plus three. Okay. Eight hours ahead. Good to have you on. Do you work for Exerciser Carry? I do. Yes. Yeah, I've been working for the kind of overall business for the last seven years. Okay. And in were you in the business before in penis? Yeah, I've worked in the adult industry on the kind of pleasure product side for the last 18 years. So quite a long time. Wow. How do you how do you get into that? What you Well, I wasn't a state agent. And then I ended up working in an accounts department for an adult retailer. And then I was like,

there's these gaps in the market here, I'm really interested in like, some of the product. And I just kind of worked on like designs and things like that. And then I've worked for different brands through the last kind of 15, 18 years. So it became like your specialty? Yeah, kind of. Yeah, I think it's like, I really, really love when people, it's such a Yeah, I think it's like, I really, really love when people, it's such a such a thing that people are really reserved about and they don't want to share it with people, but there's such simple ways to change their mindset market. It just sometimes there's gaps and you think actually, if somebody could make this, this would be really good. And so that's kind of how I've ended up here for so long. So your, so your roles expanded even into like innovation?

Yeah, so I do a lot of the product development, but I also do all the kind of global sales as well. And does this is exercise or the name of the parent company? No, so we do have some like other like a parent company. But exercise is kind of more towards this more male kind of gym, gym kind of vibe. And how many of these have they sold? Um, as a parent company, we sell nearly 20,000 pumps a month. Wow.

Yeah. So it's huge business. Yeah. So, um, there's a lot. And how many pumps would, is it fair? Do you, is it okay to call these penis pumps? Is that what, is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, technically they're penile rigidity devices, but we can call them penis pumps. I like that. No, saying the word rigidity is fun.

Rigidity device. And how big is that market? Do you know, like globally? I wouldn't be able to put a number on it, but it's pretty huge. I think if you asked any guy if they kind of wanted a bit more size, pretty sure most people would say that they definitely would. So I think most, most, most. Yeah, exactly. So if you think most guys would probably do it, they might not talk about it and they

might not tell anyone they have a pump, but they probably would take one if they were offered one. Right. I was actually surprised. We'll just go back for a second to do the math. So if you guys sell 20,000, let's say, I don't know, let's just say there's, we'll go low. There's a hundred thousand sold a month worldwide. That would be what, 1.2 million a year.

That, yeah, that's a lot. I mean, yeah, that's a lot. And I'm guessing it's more than that. I'm guessing a hundred thousand would be a low number. How many companies are there out there that sell these? So as far as what you mean by penis pumps, what do you mean like different water pumps? Yeah, like this thing. Oh, okay. So that's ours, obviously.

So we have... It's proudly on my shelf. I know, I did see it. Very, very cute. Yes. I haven't smoked weed in 30 years every time I see it. I want to. Definitely not a bong. Every time I see it I want to just take a bong rip. But yeah there's a few pump companies but we are the kind of most popular, we're the strongest and safest pump on the market so and obviously people want a bit of safety

when they're putting their penis in something. So we do definitely kind of push ourselves as the strongest yet safest pump on the market. I had this buddy, Kerry, who's a professional athlete, tell me one time that anything a man does sexually, that if it surprises you, that you don't understand men. And I felt like that was a pretty good, I guess, unfortunately or fortunately,

that's a pretty good depiction of how men work. Yeah, I would probably stand on that, yep. You guys must get some crazy emails. Yeah. I mean, I've been in the industry a long time. So it kind of just goes over my head now, but every day is a fun day. Yeah.

Every email, sometimes you get the unsolicited dick pics, but- Oh yeah. Oh, like, hey, like I'm so excited. This is- Here's my before and after. Wow. Wow. And would you email them back saying, can we use these? Oh, like, hey, like, I'm so excited. This is my before and after. And would you email them back saying, can we use these? It's not my department. So I don't tend to get involved, but yeah. Hey, there are all sorts of sites on the internet.

If you type in like breast augmentation, it's just like pages of before and after. Are there before and after? Yeah, there's a lot. I would say Reddit is a good place for before and afters if you were like wanting to see the kind of gains that people get, there's a whole category. So there's a ton of pitches

and people sharing their experiences, the gains that they've got, their way of using the pumps. So yeah, it's a good place to kind of discover. Yeah, I was just bashing Reddit. I'm so anti Reddit. I know it's okay. It's my own personal. It's my own personal issue. I don't project it onto anyone else. Well, that's not true. Hey, and I noticed it's pretty funny. This is the box it comes in. So that's actually like we did you like a promo kit. So that's

got some additional bits and pieces in there. So the ones you buy from the site don't come in that box. Okay. And, and this one, I noticed it came with a lock. Yes. You got to keep your secret secret if you need to, you know. This one, I noticed it came with a lock. Yes. You got to keep your secret secret if you need to, you know? Right. You might be in your bedroom.

Right, right, like kids. Exactly. Yeah, and next thing you know, they got it and they'll put it right on their mouth like this. Yeah, inappropriate. It was the first thing I did. I don't know what's wrong with me. Sure, you were like, what is this trumpet I've been sent?

Put this thing right on my mouth. And it comes in three different sizes? Yeah, so you've got the five, sevens and nines. So it depends on your current erect size as to which size pump you buy. So size five is up to five inches erect. Size seven is up to seven inches erect. And then size nine is up to nine inches erect. So it depends on your current size as to which pump you buy. And what if I'm just like, what if I just what if I'm a two inches erect, but I just want the nine? Will I not get good use out of it?

You're not going to get the best results. no. There's too much water to compress. You wanna go for the smallest size based on your current erect penis. So you have to be honest. Afraid so. Even with yourself. Yeah. I'm afraid so.

Nobody has to know. You can just pop it on, you order it. You don't have to publicize it. You can order whatever size you need. Okay, and I was really confused about it until I watched Dr. Lance's video. I thought that this tube that it came with... Yeah, I watched your unboxing and you were like, how does this connect to the shower? And I was like, no, that's not how it works.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. But since then, I've figured it out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. But since then I've, I've, I've slowly, I figured it out. Cause I went to his Instagram account. What a wild, what a great Instagram account he has. Yeah. Yeah. Um, the thing is, is, um, fortunately for my audience, it's most of us are CrossFitters. Yeah. And so, um, or we're into some sort of fitness. So, so many of us have such great blood flow already and we we uh nutrition is at the foundation of our of our cult you know like basically just stay away from

sugar um but um I did see a video oh so anyway to going back to this so basically um you this thing works like one of those cupping devices that you put on your back. That's the kind of, yeah. So you need to fill the pump up with water in the bath or the shower and then attach it to the body. And that gray part of the top, when you compress that, the water will come out of the valve at the end. So what happens is you create a vacuum. Oh yeah. I kind of feel it sucking on my hand. Yeah, so as the water comes out, you're pulling the blood from around the body into the penis.

So then you're creating a vacuum for the pump against the body. Okay, and then, but in the video I saw Dr. Lance do, he didn't even need this. Yeah, so you can use it two ways. So you can use it like you've got in your hand there, or you can attach the handball and the hose. And it like you've got in your hand there, or you can attach the handball and the hose. And when you just squeeze down on that handball, it will pull

the water through the hose. So you don't have to pull back against the body. You just squeeze and you're pulled up the pump. And you definitely don't want your testicles in there. You don't want the balls in there. You do not want your testicles in there. I't want the balls in there you do not want your testicles in there i have watched my ex-boyfriend do that and there were a lot of tears hindsight best things happen to him but i would not suggest getting your testicles pulled into those and um and did he do it on purpose like as a joke oh oh uh yeah uh i don't want to be mean to your ex boyfriend, but it seems like a common sense thing not to put the balls in there. No, I think it's because he was doing it in the bath, so it kind of like pulled them

in. But all you have to do is turn the pump the other way around and they won't get pulled in. It's just it depends on your body shape. That's why there's you'll see if you hold the pump like this, you'll see it's cut at an angle. So there's space the testicles to hang down. Yeah, wow. Let me see what Jake says this is this this listener is very wild. I warn you ahead of time. I haven't read this. This can be very inappropriate or very appropriate could be very appropriate

Well, maybe for this show it's appropriate Hi, Carrie, Seve does things where he pushes down on the base of his erect hog with his thumb in a kneading like fashion Do you think the exerciser can work well in conjunction with this technique? Jesus Christ? I'll be honest I don't know. I don't do The only story I've told them about that I do with my penis is sometimes when it's really hard, I'll just push on it a little bit on the top and it'll get a little like, like it's like cracking a knuckle and I'll get just like a little pop like that.

I mean, I don't know if that's too healthy for your penis. Yeah, people have told me it's not. I love it. Okay. Well, just be safe. I will. I'm crazy safe. I'm crazy. I'm very, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a okay well just be safe I will I'm creating I'm I'm crazy safe I'm crazy I'm very I'm a I'm the most boring I'm so okay I'm just

boring yeah yeah I'm just boring I just like boobs and vagina and I'm pretty boring. Okay, so then I saw a video where a guy used it and he said, oh, so here's another thing, just really quick. So here's something else I used to do when I was younger. I should probably throw this in here so you know my credentials. When I was younger and I had a lot of girlfriends, I would like in my 20s, I would take arginine. If I meet with a lot of girls in one day, I would take arginine and a Vicodin. Right.

What combo? Okay. Yeah, because the Vicodin numbs it. So you have just complete control. Right. And the arginine just makes it so like it's just like a fucking rocket. It's like, Yeah. So it's kind of like a bit of a more natural Viagra style. I guess yeah There's it was only for special nights. Okay, that's that's as exciting as I've gotten. Okay, so So this I'm but I'm assuming this kind of works like arginine um

Kind of but if you're gonna use the pump for an erect penis to be able to have intercourse, you are going to need to use a ring alongside as the pump will pull the blood into the penis and it will help to increase your size. But if you need to use the pump for having an erection to have intercourse, you do need to like hold the blood within the penis. Wait a second. So, this isn't just, so, okay, so my understanding of this device

was that you put it on, you put it on, it brings in a lot of blood and it brings in a little more blood than would naturally come and that it slowly like stretches out the tissue. So that later on when you got an erection, whatever pathways there were, the blood flow would be strong and that you would also have a larger penis if you used it over time like just anything like you would stretch like those African. Yeah, so it's essentially the gym for the penis.

Okay, right, right. Okay, like your muscles. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so, but you're also telling me that you would put a ring on, like a cock ring, like a rubber band on the base of your penis? Yeah, don't use a rubber band, but use a proper cock ring. But yes, so if you, I mean,

most people don't tend to kind of use the exercise for that. But if you had like erectile dysfunction, or you're having trouble maintaining an erection or getting an erection in the first place, the pump will pull all the blood into the penis. And then if you use a ring to hold the blood within the penis, then you would be able to have intercourse with a very firm erection. So you would put the, is there more clinical name than cock ring for?

Not more comical, I wouldn't say no. You're writing an email to someone and you would be like, okay, so your order of 1000 cock rings has been shipped, you would say that? Yeah. C-O-C-K. Yeah. Okay.

You would put a cock ring on, then you would put this on, then it would inflate your penis, it would pull the blood past the cock ring. So you, with that pump, I would recommend using a very stretchy ring and putting it on the outside of the base where you see the two gray parts touch. And then when you've pumped, you roll the ring back against the skin. Oh, and catch it like a balloon before it inflates. And then when you've pumped, you roll the ring back against the skin. Oh, and catch it like a balloon before it inflates. Yeah, there you go. Or you can use like a lasso style and then kind of tighten it that way.

See for me, wow, that's fascinating. I thought you, I only have sex when I'm erect. Like, I guess I don't understand erectile I'm like I'm a wreck and I start looking for my wife people might not have very strong erections or they might have maybe had too many drinks or Some other things in their system, which is stopping them from having a good erection, right? So that's a good alternative to give you an erection. Or you may have some medical issues, meaning that you either can't get or you struggle with your erections, or you may be on some medication. So there's lots of

reasons. But yeah, most people are using that exercise pump to get the larger penis. I thought boobs were the cure for erectile dysfunction. Um no. Just the first okay all right fine. If your husband's member is too large is there reverse function? No sorry Trish there is not. Reversal function. I'm no marketing expert but I don't think that product would do well. No. Yeah, I can't see the kind of thing that I really push is that women all over the world have boob jobs.

It's like normal. People wear pushup bras. You know, you can't, they kind of get whatever they want, um, quite easily and quite openly. And I think if you're a guy and maybe you think, actually, my penis, I feel a bit self-conscious about it, or I'd like an extra inch, or I'd really like to be a bit bigger,

why shouldn't you? I just honestly don't understand why it's so like blasé to just talk about it or whatever. I think you should be able to do that. If you feel that it would help your confidence and you feel that you would be more happy in the bedroom, then why not? Give it a go.

Like it's- We're oppressed. We're oppressed. Yeah, but you shouldn't be. We're oppressed. Is Carrie single? Uh no. No. Thanks Barry though. Great Barry McCaulkin are great great Barry. Good job. Childish. It's a very child it's a very childish conservative crowd my group I apologize. I'm cool with it, it's fine. Okay. So, oh, look it, there's the penis expert himself.

There he is. Hello. Hi Lance. What's up? Do you guys know each other? Not really, no. Oh, have you seen Dr. Lance's Instagram? Yeah, yeah, of course.

It's remarkable, isn't it? It does good jobs. Yeah, you've seen Dr. Lance's Instagram? Yeah, yeah, of course. It's remarkable, isn't it? That's good job. Yeah, you kill, dude. You absolutely kill. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Carrie was just telling me how oppressed men are because women have all the...

Well, my word, sorry, I interpreted what she said. Because women have all these options to enhance their, you know, like push up bras or boob jobs or things like that. And we're limited. But but now we have the exercise. Right? Yeah. Lance, the exercise that comes into play. Lance, I think I could do like five I should have you as a regular on the show after looking at your Instagram account. I have a lot to talk about. Yeah, crazy. And you're a pelvic floor specialist? Yeah.

And… I'm a… Go ahead. Oh, sorry. I'm a physical therapist that specializes in pelvic floor dysfunction. And most of my patients that come into the clinic are men or penis owners. Okay. And not pel… I don't have a pelvic floor, right? Yes, you do.

Oh, I do. Boys have one too. Um, every person has a pelvic floor. And what is the pelvic floor? The pelvic floor is a group of muscles that sit inside of the pelvis that help with basic functions like peeing, pooping and having sex and they also create this stability effect that connect lower halves. So that they're a huge component to our core

and creating stability. Holy shit, look at this. I do have a pelvic floor. This dude has a penis and a pelvic floor right here. Yep. Men and women have, there's 14 muscles in women and 12 muscles in men. And there, we have pretty much the same anatomy. It's just oriented a little differently. I like that. It's a, it's a common misconception that men don't have pelvic floors, but we

do in fact have them. And a lot of people don't really know that we have a pelvic floor until things start to go wrong. Hey, that, um, you know, that thing you do when your penis is erect and you can flex and you can make it go up and down. Is that your pelvic floor doing that? That's a pelvic floor contraction. Yeah. Wow. I've been playing with my pelvic floor for a long time. What an awesome, it can make your penis talk. Here in the clinic, that's whenever I'm trying to get patients to connect with their pelvic floor, that's one of the cues that I give them. I always say like, try to make your penis jump. That's a pelvic floor contract. That's a kegel.

That's equivalent to a male kegel. Oh yeah. Those are awesome. Wow. I imagine most people are like doing that right now, thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I did, I did a couple. Yeah. No. Wow.

Crazy. Wow. Hey, does the, um, uh, sorry, Carrie. Uh, okay. Did, did, does the pelvic floor help you poop? Does it do any contraction that like pushes it does? Well, it doesn't, it, if the public floor is working the like pushes it does? Well, it doesn't. If the pelvic floor is working the way that it's supposed to, the pelvic floor should

actually relax in order for us to have bowel movements. And so the pelvic floor should just open and lengthen and widen to relax in order for us to expel that in order for stool to evacuate. When I was in my twenties, I was in this coffee shop in Isla Vista, California, I was like, I'm gonna say 25. I don't know exactly. And I learned I was sitting there. And I put all my intention attention on my anus as I'm sitting there to drop a deuce. And I just started breathing. And all of a sudden the deuce just like fell out of me.

And from that day on, I mastered in a random coffee shop, how to, I could just drop a deuce on command now. I can just put all my attention on my anus, take a deep breath. And I feel everything down there. Just relax. And I could expedite it. I wonder if you could explain this. If I, if for some reason I'm in a, like, if I'm in a hurry, all I have to do is just drink a pint of water. I

Drink a pint of water. I don't know if it's pavlovian, but if I drink a pint of water I'm prairie dogging Well, I can speak to the breathing because Whenever whenever patients come into the clinic with various types of pelvic floor dysfunctions, a lot of times it presents as what's called an overactive pelvic floor, or spastic hypertonic pelvic floor.

Basically the pelvic floor is in a spasm and it just doesn't ever relax. And so one of the ways that we encourage pelvic floor relaxation is by doing diaphragmatic breathing because the diaphragm and the pelvic floor create this piston effect. When we take a breath in, the diaphragm drops down and it pushes all this pressure on top of the pelvic floor. And it's doing what it's supposed to, the pelvic floor should relax to accommodate all

that pressure, kind of like stepping onto a trampoline or sitting in a hammock. Whenever we exhale, the diaphragm rises and everything in the abdomen shifts upwards and the pelvic floor contracts and pulls up and in. So there's just piston mechanism. And so whenever you take a deep breath in, inherently the pelvic floor knows that it's supposed to relax. And so whenever you whenever you that epiphany that you had in the coffee shop, taking a breath in and it inherently opened up the sphincters to allow you to, to pass stool more effectively. Yeah, it was like that. It was like I was my whole life. I'd been like this. And then all of a sudden I was like, Hey, you

know, it's crazy. Dr. Lance. So I have, I have three sons, young two, seven and one nine. And one of them has already got it figured out. But the other two push when one nine and one of them's already got it figured out but the other two push when they shit and it just reminds me of being a kid just pushing a lot right whenever I had drop it is but one of my kids guys that forgots it figured out and I'm so like proud of him like oh dude you already you're like you're I think most people are pushers right most people are pushers and that's a lot of people,

whenever you push, you're actually tightening. People think that they're relaxing, but you're just creating all this pressure inside your abdomen and pushing all of that pressure down on top of the pelvic floor. And the pelvic floor actually contracts instead of relaxing. And so it's a condition called dysinergic defecation

where your pelvic floor tightens instead of relaxes. It's something that I treat in the clinic all the time. It's a common cause for hemorrhoids and fissures, tears in the rectal canal. Say the word again? Dyssinergic defecation. Dyssinergic defecation. Are you in Florida?

Georgia, Atlanta. Oh, okay. For some reason, I just pictured you in Florida. Ladies and gentlemen, do you have dysnergic defecation? Call Dr. Lance Frank now. 12-step easy program. You can do it at home. There's an online course now

Um, okay So you could you could lance I'm sure you're gonna catch up to where we're at. We're we're wait, but you're pretty advanced. So So you would put you would fill it could you fill this with something besides water, Carrie? We would only recommend to use water, like warm water, not cold. Really? No ice bath for the penis? You are not encouraging blood flow very well with cold water. Okay, right, right. You go into the bay in Finland and you get out and you got nothing. You're very shrunk up, Yeah. We want to go for nice warm water, let things relax. Okay. Okay. So is there, if I went to that filth hole that's

called Reddit, would I find people who put other liquids in here? I mean, Reddit, you'll find a lot of people doing things that we don't recommend so We recommend just water Because you would think that there was something you could put in there like olive oil and it would make your fingers bigger and smooth it at the same no No No And um No. No. Oh, oh, oh, oh. No. No. All right. All right. And, um, god, I, I, I, now I'm tempted. Oh, FidAid.

You could put a FidAid in there. One of my former sponsors. Great. That's a great idea. I'd probably just stick with warm water. Nothing carbonated either. God. Carbonated for extra pressure.

No. No. No. No. No. Sorry, I know I want to get back to this, but Carrie, have you seen this thing on Dr. Lance's Instagram account where they have a Fitbit for your penis? No, I actually haven't seen that. Have you ever heard of it?

No, but I feel like as soon as I get off this, I'll be watching it. So it's this device. Well, I'm sure Dr. Lance will tell us, but let me tell you my interpretation of it. You, you basically, you put this thing, it looks like, it looks like a, uh, like a, one of those rubber electronic devices, like something you put on your finger, but you put this thing on your, on your penis and then it gives you like, I guess, biofeedback on your penis. Yeah, it's, it's called FirmTech and FirmTech is actually partnered with Exerciser and it's

a penis ring that tracks your erections. When you say FirmTech, I didn't know what specifically was on your site, but yeah, that's what you have to do. FirmTech, I that's gonna say, do you know about that? Yeah, it's good for monitoring your penis quality and health. Yeah. Does it do other stuff like heartbeat or anything like that? Or blood pressure? Does it do any other like?

I don't think so. No, at this at this point, it just tracks your nocturnal erection. So you wear it overnight when you sleep. And it, it tracks how many how many erections you get attracts your firmness attracts like the quality of the erection. And so the the partnership between exerciser and firm tech, they encourage using exerciser with the firm tech ring to enhance the erections that you get from the pump and With you know, if you're using it for sexual activity or you're just using it as general kind of penile fitness

It tracks it's able to track the quality of the erection over time and keep that kind of data Is that thing waterproof? The firm tech. Yeah. Yeah. No, you would use it after. Okay. So you couldn't, you couldn't fuck with the numbers and just throw that

thing on and then throw on the exerciser and give that. I don't think so. Did Jerry rig your numbers a little bit? No. Wow. I was talking to Kerry about arginine for blood flow. Is there any similarity the way arginine lets blood flow into the penis and the way this thing works? Are they two different? It's a similar mechanism to nitrous oxide and we need nitrous oxide for erections.

And so it the mechanism behind the penis pump is mechanically creating that suction that vacuum to draw blood into the penis. Whereas, you know, our just substances like arginine and nitrous oxide dilate the blood vessels to help draw blood and into the penis Naturally more physiologically and so The penis pump is a more mechanical creation of an erection whereas nitrous oxide and arginine are substances that are naturally flowing in our body that

Create more of an I don't want to say a natural erection but an organic erection Okay, and I guess that comports with like Carrie and I were talking about does does arginine when you say does that? Does it thin the walls so more blood can come in? Is that it doesn't it doesn't thin the walls, it just dilates them. So it allows them to be a little bit more pliable and flexible for more blood volume to come in at once. Okay, go ahead, Kerry, were you gonna jump in there? Oh, no, no, I'm just.

Oh, okay, okay. Hey, does the exercise company sell pills also, like stuff like that, Like our dream or no. No. Hey, um, is, is that, would you, do you recommend arginine? Um, Dr. Lance to people. I'm not a physician or any sort of, like, um, naturopath, any sort of, I can't

prescribe medications and I know arginine is a supplement, but it's not. I, I don't always feel comfortable recommending products to people because if you have to take into account somebody's medical history their heart health and you don't I don't feel always feel safe recommending products for people I always if people are asking me about supplements I always kind of defer to their their primary care physician. Okay. I was telling me, I was telling Carrie that in my hay day, um, I would take Arjunine and Vicodin like if I was, if I had like, like five girlfriends at the

same time, I'm happily married now, but, but it was a, it was a great, I felt like it was a safe and great concoction, but I'm no doctor either. I mean, you know, the Vicodin to numb it so you could just last as long as you want in the argument. Maybe it's just not something we'd recommend. Yeah. Okay. Good. Okay. Good. All right. Why do that when you can use the natural? Exactly. Why do you need to do that? Exactly. Just use water. So you could pump this up, fill it with water, pump it up.

By the way, great video, Dr. Lance. By the way, I loved the expressions on your face as you demoed it, they were amazing. And you can do it two ways. You can pull down on it or you could use the- Hand board hose. Yeah. The handball pump. Yeah, and you can't be two ways. You can pull down on it or you could use the. Hand board. Yeah. The handball pump.

Yeah. And you can't be a pussy to do this. This thing's. This thing. You really have to give it some gusto. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

This thing's no, not today. Not today. This is an adult show. Sorry. Not today. No, not today. My seven year old son wants to come on the show. No, you can come on in 20 years.

And then and then when you pull it off, you would slip the cock ring on from from here where it rested and you would capture it in there. And then you run into the room. I mean, you don't need to run, but yeah. You don't want to hit like the door jam or something. No. Okay. What about for after, let's say, God forbid, you were with someone and you ejaculated too quickly, whatever that means, too quickly.

I don't even know if that's such a thing. Let's pretend like it is. Could you put this on and reinflate it? And what I mean, we're technically not inflating. But yeah, but you would need to kind of jump in the shower or the bath. And kind of start again, as it were. But you could Yeah, but we would only recommend to use the pump 15 minutes per day over five days. So we don't recommend using it more than 15 minutes per day. But doesn't that sound like a great selling point?

I mean, as long as it's under 15 minutes a day. Right. So I'm just saying, let's say you wake up in the morning and you have sex and you want to have more sex or the person you're with wants to have more sex and then you just throw this thing on and you get a second round. Yeah, if you jump in the shower and do your routine, you absolutely could, yeah. Why the shower?

Why can't you just? Or the bath. But why can't you just? It's just a bit messy otherwise because you're kind of filling the pump up and every time you compress that pump, the water is coming out. So you don't want to be doing that in the bedroom because you're just firing water. You want to be a little bit conservative with that.

And there was a guy, I watched a video, videos that people make on the exercise or do quite well. They seem to be very popular. Um, there was a video of a guy. He said that it gave him, I want to say quickly, I want to say like 30 days or 60 days, it gave him an inch of girth and an inch of length. I think he said the girth came first. Is that accurate?

So that timeframe is probably quite short. But you will you will see an increase, you'll see an increase the first time you use it because you're pulling more blood in than your heart naturally does. So the first time you use it, and you as long as you like get a natural erection within kind of an hour, you'll refill the size you were in the pump, but then you're gonna go back to how you were before. But over time, as I said, it's the gym for the penis. So over time, you're gonna see that increase, but nobody goes to the gym for a week and comes out ripped. So you've got to put the time in to get the results out.

So we do recommend, I mean, most people are kind of around the nine to 12 month mark, they're changing pump size. So that's kind of an average, but you got to follow the routine. And it's like the gym, if you don't, if you just kind of go to like one class every two weeks and don't really make much effort, you're not gonna get the same results.

Is it like the gym or is it more like stretching? Like when I picture this thing, I just picture those things like of those African ladies who put the rings on their neck or the people who stretch their... I mean, that's a little bit more aggressive than what we're doing here, but... But isn't it more of that phenomenon? Like you're stretching as opposed to, as opposed to causing more... Like when I think of the gym, you're actually growing the muscle. This thing is actually, I feel like this thing, this is just my picture of it.

I mean, you know better than me, but you have this finite number of membranes. I'm just picturing like little cells that like you would see in a leaf under a microscope. This thing constantly fills them up and fills them up and slowly each of those membranes gets bigger and bigger and bigger and then as a as a as a cohort of those cells if each one got 1% bigger or you know 2% bigger then the whole penis itself would be bigger. That's the kind of how I picture this and each of those cells holds blood. Is that how it works or no? Am I not visualizing it right? Lance do you want to give some more?

I mean, you're not incorrect in that thinking. But what's happening, but the tissue inside of the penis is think of like a sponge, like a dish sponge. And so the more blood that you're able to fill into that spongy tissue, the more firm the erection is going to be. And so it's more about blood volume. And if you're able to increase the girth of the penis and increase the length of the penis, inherently, you're going to have more volume of blood that's able to be filled inside the shaft. And that's typically where the size is going to come

from. So think of like, filling up like a water balloon, for instance, like that sort of mechanism of how the tissue expands around like the shaft of the penis as it lengthens and around the girth, the more blood volume where you're able to get into the shaft and into the penis over time is what's going to increase the size. Okay, okay. I like this. But I like the the sponge. Hey, is there anyone who shouldn't use this? I would say if you're kind of on any kind of blood medication, anything that's kind

of if you're prescribed blood, any kind of I'd say under any level of prescription, I would check with your doctor just to be sure first. Most of them would be fine, but we would always say check with your doctor first if you're unsure. Like blood thinner? Yeah. Like we would never recommend to use the pump alongside like Viagra or Cialysis and things. Oh yeah, that sounds crazy. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, don't do that. That's a really good point. and I think that's a big time too. That shit is wild. Do girls take Viagra? Do women take Viagra? Not as far as I'm aware now.

We're a little bit more complicated. Viagra is kind of scary, right Dr. Lance? I mean, if it's some of my patients that take it, you can have headaches, it can cause like nasal congestion. And if you are already on blood thinners with it, again, I'm not a physician, so I can't like diagnose or prescribe anything.

But if you already are at risk for high blood pressure, hypertension, and you're already on blood thinners, and then you're taking a Viagra or a Cialis, which inherently dilates your blood vessels even more, it could just bleed to not fun outcomes. So not recommended I was thinking the you know when you're 16 years old or in your fucking Spanish class and you're not horny at all You have an erection. It's so fucking hard. It hurts Purple, you know what? I mean? You're like it's and it's usually when you're tired You know what? I mean, you're in fifth period and you're falling asleep and it's like, holy fuck. What am I it hurts? That's what was my experience with Viagra. It was just painful. It was like it was like it was too much too much

So there's a there's a condition called I have that whatever you're about to say. I have that Well, it's a Well, it's a fomosis where the penis just gets overly inflated, if you want to call it that, with blood. And that's why they say, like, if you ever take Viagra and you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours, you have to go to the hospital because then they have to drain it. And if that happens, I mean, if you get if there's too much blood in there for long periods of time, the, I don't wanna get too extreme.

Oh, please, please, I'm here for it. The tissue can become necrotic and basically. Holy shit. They'll have to, I mean you just want to go get it to the emergency room as soon as possible. How would they drain the blood out of your penis? They literally take a needle in there and drain it out. They just tap one of the where it is and get it out.

Go right into the base where the main vein into the penis, they go in there and draw that blood out. I think another misconception about Viagra too, well, I mean, I don't know if it's a misconception, but it fucking lasts forever. Like if you take one, it's like, I don't mean your erection, I just mean like the reaction of the penis for a week

is just totally different. Is that true? At least that was my experience. Like that thing can't, if you give it any attention a week after taking it, it's like fucking on full alert. Yeah, I mean, and I also misspoke earlier, the condition's not phimosis, it's priapism. Oh, oh, okay.

For anybody listening, phimosis is a different condition, but priapism is with the condition where you have to go to the hospital and have it drained. But I'm gonna hit Google. You're on risk. Oh, yeah. Drain it. Okay. Wow, there's Wow, wow. Okay, go ahead. Sorry, Dr. Lance. I was just gonna say medications like Viagra and Viagra has a

shorter what's called a half life than Seattle. So it Seattle stays in your system longer. And so most of the time Viagra, you know, it'll be in and out of your system 12 to 24 hours maybe, the Alice is more like 36 hours. And so a lot of times people, whenever they do have an erection or whenever they take one of those medications, there's increased blood flow

for longer periods of time than usual. And so that's usually why people are a little bit more hypersensitive, might have a little bit more uncomfortable erections if they don't need to take a Viagra Cialis for kind of like what your experience was. Mine was like someone's like, hey, try this. Right. And if you don't need it, sometimes that is that hypersensitivity, sensitivity can last longer than it normally would if you just had

a more organic erection. Yeah, and I felt like it was kind of Pavlovian too. It kind of puts you in that mindset. Yeah, I can see that. So that's a good sign if you start with a smaller one of these and in nine months you're getting people buying bigger ones. That's like kind of like the best testimonial you could have for it.

Yeah, we have quite a lot of loyal customers on the pumps. They tend to like, if they start on a five, they'll move up to a seven. And I think that in itself kind of proves how much the pump does work. Yeah, and I think people just get to the point where they're most comfortable and they're most confident and then they can just do like a maintenance pump every so

often. They don't have to keep going, keep going, keep going. Maybe I'm just, I'm with the wrong group of people, uh, the two of you and the listeners on this show. But, um, when, when we took the sponsorship for exercise or it was because two other people in my kind of, I don't know, I hate this word in my market turned it down. And I'm like, why the fuck would you turn it down? Is this some is this a I mean, maybe not for people like us, but is this somehow a taboo device? No, I think it's more just like, people don't really understand it maybe and people think

it's a bit more of a novelty. Like to us, I think, especially with your kind of show, it's more about the gym and it's all about your kind of healthy lifestyles and such. And I think actually exercise it fits really perfectly with that. If you're going to crossfit and you're looking after your body,

why would you not look after your penis as well? Like, I think it's quite a normal, I think it's quite a good synergy, to be honest. Hey, go ahead, go ahead. Sorry. No, you go ahead. I was just gonna say, in the clinic, in the patients, real in-person patients

that I treat every day, a lot of people, when I suggest sending them home with a penis pump as part of their home program for therapy, people have this connotation, this is this association of penis pumps being, you know, for sex and being for this, like, you know, you walk into a sex shop and their penis at the pumps everywhere. And so people have this like, association between kind of what Carrie was saying of penis pumps being

a novelty item and a sex item. But and this is why I partnered with exercise or as a pelvic health physical therapist because it is more about penile health and penile well being and penile fitness and sexual health, overall sexual health, and it is part of, it should be part of guys, you know, daily, weekly routine for general fitness, penile fitness. And so, you know, it seems like a perfect fit for, you know, a CrossFit community who's very focused on health and living a healthy lifestyle seems very synergistic. on health and living a healthy lifestyle seems very synergistic.

Um, let's say let's say you've never even thought about getting one of these, like you're just, it's not it's not anything you've thought of. But you're saying is like, well, you can get one and just as part of a regiment, like, like you said, once a week, but even you could do it once a month, and it's it would be it has some sort of benefit you think. do it once a month and it's it would be it has some sort of benefit you think I mean, for the overall results we would we would recommend following our regimen which is five days per week with two rest days per week but if you wanted to use it just kind of more

sporadic is still going to help but it's not going to give you like the same results because again you need that consistency but if you just wanted to kind of give yourself a little bit of overall peanut health every so often, you can just use it as as and when you like. But if you are looking for kind of a more prominent result, then you would need to follow the actual kind of manufacturers routine. manufacturer's routine? I say this with zero humility. Okay. Absolutely none. I cannot have my penis. I do not want a larger penis. Okay. But so for me, it could have every so often. Right. Right. I could just do it once a month. I don't have to go the full 15 minutes. I can just put it on, get the blood flow in there. It's kind of, Hey, in are there, do you build plaque in the penis? Um, Dr. Lance?

You well, it depends what type of plaque you're talking about. If you're talking about plaque like that builds up in the heart. Yeah. Um, you, I mean, you can build plaque and blood vessels anywhere. Um, but there's also different types of plaques, more like calcified plaques that can build up, but that's a completely separate disease. It's called Peyronie's disease, and it has nothing really to do with blood flow. You have these,

I don't know the anatomy of the penis at all, except that mine's intact, thank God. But you have these little tiny capillaries that come and feed the outside of arteries, and they're called vasovasorum. They're these little tiny ones, and they feed outside of the arterial wall, and they bring in like little, just tiny red blood cells one at a time. And so we have those, and then they feed the arterial wall and keep your arterial walls healthy. I'm guessing that the peanut,

I'm guessing everywhere there's veins and arteries and there's blood flow, there's tons of tiny little avenues where only one or two cells can get down at a time to feed things. And that's what I was thinking about this. I was thinking about for someone who's already healthy, like, more blood everywhere is always better, right? I mean, that's the whole point of exercise, right? To get blood down to your extremities to sweat to push hard. It's basically a change of the fluid, right? hard. It's basically a change of the fluid, right? Yeah. Is there any way you can do this without a penis pump? Is there any like, you know what I mean? Like does Asana give it, could Asana do this? But I guess not. Asana would just make you sweat. No. Not really. This is the only way. Or a crazy erection. Yeah, I think even an erection isn't gonna give you the same result. Like you need that vacuum

and you need that kind of routine really. The guy, what about over pumping? So that's why we always say 15 minutes is our maximum. And that's actually split down into three sets of three minutes in the pump and two minutes out the pump. So your maximum is three minutes in the pump at a time. But also with our pumps, you'll see that compression part. When that's completely flat, that's the maximum pressure.

So with a lot of other pumps on the market, like air pumps, et cetera, there's no kind of cutoff. So you would keep pumping and keep pumping and keep pumping until you decide to stop. Whereas with our pump, when that compression is completely flat, it means that you can't pull any more water out. So that's the maximum pressure. That's why I said our pumps are the safest pumps

on the market, because you cannot over pump. As long as you stay within that 15 minute threshold, you're absolutely safe. Okay. And when you say pump, you mean either by once this is sealed, you mean compressions on this or? Yeah, you see where it's kind of, when you just pushed it down like this.

Yeah. That's compression. So as soon as that's flat, that's your maximum pressure. So you won't be able to pump any further than that. Okay, okay. Okay. Oh, okay. Fascinating device.

I was looking at the history of these things and the guy who invented it, the car mechanic guy. Is that guy still alive? Yeah, he is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's still floating around our offices every so often. Oh, you're serious? You know him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Have you met him, Dr. Lance? I have not had the pleasure yet Wow, is he does he sit on your board or something Carrie? Yeah

You guys are like you guys are like the legit penis pump you guys got the inventor of the penis pump Yeah, he created the world's first hydrate pump. Yeah How's his talking? Does he talk good? Yeah. Oh, I got to get that guy on the show. What? Wow.

What are you saying? He's not as good as me. All right. No, no, you're great. You guys are great. I got a million questions for Lance. I'm trying to keep it focused on the penis pump and penises, but like I have all sorts of crazy questions

for him the the the Fitbit on the penis sounds like just God, it sounds so fun. It sounds just like something like to get him with a group of guy friends and have a fucking competition, but And just kind of fuck with the metrics, but it would also be cool to just do do test things to like Fast for a day put that thing on and then the next day, just eat oranges, or the next day, just eat snicker bars, or just you know what I mean? And see, see how you're, you know, consume too much sugar with that thing on and see if it affects the rigidity of the penis or things like that. Lance, you could be wrong, but I do believe that like your night erections is a good way of knowing if there's

other things going on in your body. That's right. Yeah, so nocturnal erections are one of the they're, they're starting to, there's a lot of research that's looked looking at nocturnal erections and the foresight that we might be able to gather about heart conditions and because we need you know on average men have anywhere from four to six nocturnal erections at night and so if and we are obviously asleep, we don't know if we're getting those but if you're not getting nocturnal erections or or if you're starting to have less over time,

it can be, erection quality is actually, could be considered one of the six vital signs for men, because it is a big indicator of how well our heart is able to pump blood throughout our body. And so the whole idea for the Fitbit came from this concept of, I wonder what my penis is doing overnight. And that's where the whole biometric data came from, to of, I wonder what my penis is doing overnight. And, you know, that's where the whole biometric data came from, to be able to track that. And so there's,

I do know the, I have had conversations with the owner of a firm tech and he is doing some research about it's this like long term, a long term look at people who are using the firm tech device and looking at, you know, are you able to capture somebody early on in their health journey to prevent any sort of adverse, you know, heart effect later like a heart attack or a stroke. And so not back to to your original questions, nocturnal erections can be a predictive factor for heart conditions later on. And so it's pretty cool that there's now a device out there that can help track that. But yeah, so using like a penis pump in conjunction with the firm tech ring, you know, we want better all overall penile health for sexual health.

And using a firm tech ring and a penis pump can help track, you know, how well your erections are proving over weeks and months. That thing just hooks up to your iPhone and like you wake up in the morning, open the app and you're just like, all right. It's an app that through Bluetooth, it links with your phone. And so you just wear it overnight and then you wake up

and you can look at your penile score, your erection score and it tracks that every time that you wear it, it tracks it. And so you can see over time how things change. God, I want to get one of those just to prove to myself how great I am. Trish, concerns over Harris-Waltz restricting the product. Do you guys have any political bents on one party or the other restricting your products? Okay, good. All right, good. It's a free country.

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the benefits of that erection? Is it better just to sleep through those? By that, I mean, let me give you a little bit more. I heard one time that your nocturnal erections is when your body's producing testosterone. Is that true? And then, so I always get concerned if I set my alarm too early and I get up and I have an erection, I'm like, Oh fuck, I cut off the fucking testosterone maker midstream.

No, I'm pretty sure that's not accurate. Um, that's coming from a guy who didn't know he had a pelvic floor. Nocturnal, nocturnal erections. Like I said, it's a big indicator for heart health, but it also is deeply connected to the quality of our sleep. And so if you are in a deep REM sleep, that's usually when nocturnal erections happen. And so typically when we wake up naturally in the morning, if you're waking up without an alarm clock, you're coming out of one of those deep REM sleeps. And so that's usually when people wake up and

notice that they have they have an erection. Okay, but say you set on your alarm, and you're in the middle of a deep REM cycle. Yeah, you're you know, you wake up in your rock hard. That it I mean, it's not. I wouldn't say it's positive or negative. It's just like you, you got good sleep that night and You know, like I said, we want it on average we get anywhere from four to six every night And so if you wake up and you're not getting nocturnal erections, you know, it could be a testosterone issue It could be a heart health issue

Could be just that you just didn't get enough or great sleep the night before Why do we get them? And what's the, what's the mechanism? Why do you, why do you need to be a rec when you're asleep? It seems like a waste of interaction. It's our, it's our body's own mechanism for preserving, for getting blood flow to that part of our body, to the appendage, if you want to call it that. And so, um, it's just a way to get blood flow, our body's own natural organic way

to get blood flow down there throughout, throughout the night. And I just, I'm sorry. The brain, no, no, I'm interrupting you. Cause I'm so fucking, I'm just got a million questions raised. I guess the brain does that too. Right. The brain where it flushes itself, it goes through phases, right? The brain has to be where it flushes itself. It goes through phases, right?

Through the night, it's like doing maintenance. Well, so that's part of whenever we sleep, that's what happens. Our entire body just gets, it's called the rest and digest phase for a reason, because our whole body just kind of goes into this kind of reset mode. And so that's when our brain brain gets the most like the biggest recharge

is when we sleep. That's when our pelvis when our penises get the biggest recharge. And that's why sleep hygiene is among you know, live eating a balanced diet and working out regularly, you know, making sure that people are getting enough sleep and consuming enough water. That's why sleep hygiene is so important because it is a big, it's when our body just recharges and resets. Are these on the, are these on the ascent penis? What would you call it? Penis pumps? What was the other word for it, Carrie?

Penile rigidity device. Oh yeah. Rigidity device. Yes. The peanut peanut rigidity device. Um, uh, are, are these on the upswing? I would say, yeah. I mean, every year on year we sell more and more pumps. Um, I think it's also a bit more like people are more understanding the health benefits. I think people are more conscious of their health.

People are doing what they can to improve their lifestyle. Um, and I think that's also one of the things I think also there's a bit less. conscious of their health, people are doing what they can to improve their lifestyle. And I think that's also one of the things I think also there's a bit less of this kind of like, Oh, don't want to use a penis pump. I think people are a bit more open minded as well. Like, we're British. So we're very under the radar. But like I even hear we've kind of expanded quite a lot. Yeah, when mine came in the mail, it sat in the garage for like a month. Why? Because because I was I was freaked out about opening it. I need and then one day I came in and I

opened it and it was expecting. I don't know. I was I don't know. I'm not a bong. I didn't I didn't know what I didn't know what to expect. But you guys have sent out a few to some of the listeners and the reviews have been Like off the chart like like people love them it's a good product Um you you got I mean, I don't know. I guess it's a little out of your lane But this just a second ago, I almost tried to drink out of it cuz I have my coffee cup in my other hand little out of your lane, but this just a second ago, I almost tried to drink out of it because I have my coffee cup in my other hand.

I wouldn't recommend that either. What about, oh, wait, hold on here. Let me see. Uh, uh, Jody Lynn, uh, would this product be helpful for loss of rigidity after prostate cancer surgery? Exercise. Yeah, I would. Yeah, for sure. All right. Great. Whenever I see, when I see patients in the clinic for rehab post prostatectomy, it's one of the first things that I, it's part of their home program

because depending on the type of prostate cancer or prostate surgery people have, it is gonna impact erection quality and so erections in general people a lot of times if they've had their prostate completely removed, erections typically take upwards of a year to come back. And so that's where if you're not maintaining that penile health during that downtime of your nerves regenerating, the body starting to heal itself, that's where a penis pump can really come in handy

because it helps to preserve that penile length even when your body isn't able to naturally, organically produce an erection. Oh. I would say if somebody's had any kind of mid-core surgery or prostate cancer removal, et cetera, et cetera, we would recommend the Pro-X because it has that attachment of the hand-borne hose. It's just a lot more comfortable to use on the core

because you're pulled up the pump as opposed to pulling back onto the body. So if you've had any kind of surgeries in that area, we would kind of recommend the Pro X for that. I just realized I had the seven. That's not nice. That was seven is our most popular size. That was mean. That's not cool. Oh, I mean, that's not should you have been a five? No. Oh, is there was a nine? Thought there was a nine. There is a nine. Yeah. Not cool, Cindy. Okay, listen, Cindy here, Cindy here. 20% discount on using CrossFit 20. I was surprised the first time they popped on as a sponsor

how many people started DMing me and texting me that they didn't give two shits. Like, do you know what I mean? Oh, look it, see here, Pool Boy, I love my exercise. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Mike's all over it. Yeah.

He was one of the first one to text me. He's like, get me one. All right. Ramblers, they're an eight and a half. No, you want to be in a nine? Could you use this? Could you you could use this as in a pinch to cup someone's back to I feel like you want to do everything with it, but use it what it's for. Right.

Listen, listen. I could see Dr. Lance opening like his, when he's cupping someone, if he's short a few cups to open a few boxes of the exercise or to get. I think it's probably a little bit firm for that. Dr. Lance, what about a business? I actually thought about this today in the shower. What about a business where I do this for people? Like, is there people who do that for you?

Like, doctors do, you know what I mean? Like, like some people just get peptides and shoot them into themselves. Other people go to the doctor and get the, are there businesses where, or do you would just be, guys can't handle that. every guy would just want to just finish and ejaculate. Well, I mean, especially with the exercisers recommendations of using it five days a week and no more than 15 minutes. It'd be a very busy, very busy kind of business model of having 15 minute sessions for people to come in in just for somebody else to pump for them. You have to charge a lot of money then to make it work.

Yeah. Also, the whole point of the pump is that it fits into your daily showering routine. Like most people are in the shower every day. Right. So you just use the pump while you're in the shower and then nobody even has to know that you're doing it because you're not sneaking off to do something. It just fits into your daily routine. You know, let's let's brainstorm here a little bit. I know it's messy because the water gets everywhere. But you know who would fucking if you could figure out one of these were

truck drivers could use them because they're in their truck so many hours a day or people could use it on their commute. I mean, if you wanted to use it over a bucket, I'm sure that would be fine. Pull boy, how messy is this thing? Hey, Carrie, I don't know if you should be on when I ask this next question. I guess you've heard it all. Trust me, I've heard it all before. Can this thing make you ejaculate, Dr. Lance?

I mean, I guess in theory, if you're really sensitive, but that's not the intent of it by any means. The suction, the vacuum that it creates. But the penis doesn't know that. The penis thinks that everything that touches it is meant for it is meant to you know I mean, it's got a mind of its own. It's like oh, yeah, but you're not you're creating You're creating erection under pressure. You're not creating an erection from like any kind of internal stimulation

So you're kind of almost doing it without it knowing about it if you see what I mean. So almost doing it without it knowing about it, if you see what I mean. So most people don't tend to get... Enough on the penis and making it get erect. Surprise. That's a great slogan for exercise or to get an erection under pressure. So it's not really, it's definitely not designed to give you any kind of sexual stimulation. Most, I would say the majority of people are not getting any kind of sexual

stimulation from it. It's really more of a like medical product, I would say. Okay. It's hard for me to get my head wrapped around that there's anything that goes on your penis that's not for its pleasure. But but but I know that I know that I my shortcoming. I realized that. I thought I read somewhere, I saw something where it could get dirty or you could get an infection from it or something like that. Maybe not this penis pump, but I was reading about penis pumps in general. No. And I was like, how could this thing give me an infection? I mean we do recommend that you clean them because you're putting water, soap, skin, hair, line scale through that valve every time you pump. So we do recommend that you clean the pump but there's no risk of infection or anything like that. Saying that I

probably wouldn't suggest to share it with your partner but I would always... That's not nice Carrie. Sharing's fine. Technically shouldn't but as long as you keep it clean. Is this lip gloss? This came in there too. That's definitely not lip gloss. I can't see what you've got in your hand. Oh it says clean. Oh you guys already thought of it. Oh it's a toy cleaner, yeah. Lip gloss. Not a vibe. And it's got the lock. It's got the lock. Got the lock.

But it comes with a strap. Oh yeah, so that's the shower strap. So that pops onto the top of the pump and then holds it in place. So for the three minutes, you don't have to set the stand there like counting down. You can wash your hair, wash your body, whatever you need to do while the three minutes are.

This is amazing. Makes a hand free. Hands free. Yeah. This is amazing. So when you use this device, the penis does get erect every time? Wow. A three minute erection.

That's like three times past my record. We do recommend that you kind of build up to the three minutes. So the first couple of times you use it, you want to kind of keep it on until you feel like, oh yeah, I might take that off now and then build up. But the maximum is three minutes. I would be, I would be so gentle with this. I would be on the slowest when I, when I've read about it online, people are like, I pumped it too much or do this or do that.

Or I would be, I'm no doctor, but I recommend anyone take it real slow. You don't want to fuck the penis up. 100 percent like you're not going to fuck yourself up as long as you follow the instructions. But we all know that as soon as people get something, they throw the box in the bin and they're like, I can do this. And you're like, no, you can't. So you do need to follow the actual instructions and don't be doing crazy stuff.

No carbonated water. OK, ice water, no olive oil. None of his suggestions are suitable, just to highlight. My feelings are really hurt. I thought the olive oil was brilliant so that you could get moisturized. No, and then imagine you're then squirting the olive oil into the bath and the shower.

Everyone slips, falling on the floor. Oh, I've already scored everything everywhere anyway. We are not worried about that. But is olive oil bad if it goes in your penis? Is that why? It's probably not the most suggested thing to use. Dr. Lance, you have nice skin. You've had to have tried to put olive oil

on your skin before. You've never put olive oil on your skin before you've never put olive oil in Your skin is like some sort of treatment gone to a I Personally have not no, but I mean I do know people that have and it's I Mean, I I personally don't I don't do that You know how um, there's this whole vape industry. I'm going to get in trouble.

I'm going to lose my sponsorship now. Damn it. Well, fuck it. There's this whole vape industry and they make, and like, so there's people who make cartridges for vapes that aren't supposed to go in those vapes. You know what I mean? Like there'll be like third party products. So you buy like the electronic device that you suck into.

Someone should make a product that you can put in the exerciser that's not approved by you guys. If you guys are selling 20,000 a month. No. That's not do that. I don't know what this means. David's gonna be disappointed. Oh, that he can't put olive oil in his? Poor Dave. All right. Anything else that I forgot that you would like to add? I think you've covered most things. I think the highlight here is don't use olive oil

or wine. or anything else. Or anything you get in the juice. Just water. All instructions and you'll get great results. Don't let anyone else fill your exerciser. No. Don't leave your exerciser unattended. Don't let anyone drop a roofie in your exercise. Okay. Okay. Seriously, Dr. Lance, what about grinding up a Viagra?

No, no, no, don't do that. No terrible idea. Listen, he's heard it. Carrie. These are the things not me. I'm, I'm just a normal guy would only put water in but their guys their guys are crazy. We used to, well, you were here, Dr. Lance. You weren't here when we started the show, but I had this friend who told me one time, he explained men to me perfectly. He said, anything a man does sexually, if it surprises you, you don't understand men. Like anything else, like, wow, that, that, that sounds, and Carrie was in,

Carrie could appreciate that line too. Could you appreciate that? I could. I could appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty solid. Right. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Paper Street coffee. My coffee sponsor is feeling a little left out. What about coffee? No, sorry. Sorry. It's not for you either. But dude, this could also be, I swear to God if I still smoke weed I would turn this into a bong. Okay, no. But I'm just saying I would. It comes with the tube and the pump and everything.

What are those ones we used to do as kids where you did the milk carton in the sink, it was like a gravity bong, where you push it in and then you... We didn't have those in England I think, sorry. Alright. Oh look, James Townsend wants to know how my kids are doing. They're great. Alright, thank you very much. You're very welcome.

You're welcome. You guys are always welcome on the show. Thanks. Yeah, if there's anything else you'd like to talk about, I'd love to, I mean I have tons of questions. I'd love to pull up the anatomy of men and just grill Dr. Lance. Yeah, that's Dr. Lance thing. That's what I talk about all day long. I'd be happy to.

And just learn. Okay. Carrie, are you on Instagram personally? Yeah. Okay. I'll try to find you could we could if I send Cindy my phone number and I give it to you guys Oh, will you guys text me? I'm a really nice guy. I'm just a dad at home I'm not coming to England or Atlanta to talk to you guys, but I would love to stay in contact with you guys All right, I'll add you up. Okay. Add me up. All right. All right. Well thank you so much for coming on the show.

Exerciser CrossFit 20 for 20% off. Anyone has any questions? Is there a good FAQ on the site or is there anyone to ask? Okay. Yeah. All right. Great. And then Dr. Lance, I highly recommend following his Instagram account. It's a very, very, it is a very cool Instagram account. You do an amazing job. Thanks.

Yeah. I doom scrolled on you last night. It was fun. I even reposted a thing or two. People want to follow along. My handle is at Lance in your pants. Yeah, that's great too. Yeah.

You're, you're, you're, if I ever need a doctor, I hope he's cool like you. Thanks. All right, guys guys thank you so much for being on the show and Cindy thank you for raffling up these characters. Alright have a good day. Take care. Alright there we go. How much more can you learn? I guess you guys don't get the cool case. That was just me. They probably have it online there somewhere though. Holy shit, it's hot in here. James, this was James Townsend.

What's up, dude? This is a penis pump show. All right. No one called in, no questions. How are you doing buddy? I was actually meant to send you a text. I'd like to get you on the show and hear about your your weightlifting event.

What a fucking event you went through. Sevan, all you can say is oh dang. No, not get better my... Of course I want you to get better. I can't even imagine what you're going through. I got to get you on the show and hear all about it. What a wild journey. Yes, I do hope you get better quickly.

Maybe you need some peptides. Would peptides help? Let's talk. I know a sponsor who would sponsor you with a shitload of peptides. I didn't even, you tore a quad, is that what happened? I didn't even You You tore quad is that what happened you pulled both of them and and and tore one

It's crazy Crazy crazy crazy. All right. I Really liked her. Carrie and Dr. Lance. They were cool, right? Yeah. That must've been wild. Hey, I'll send you a text later on today. And hopefully we can get you scheduled to come on the show. Maybe after crash. I think I think it's pretty crazy

for the next five or six days. I'd love to hear about it if you want to talk about it. Damn on a weight I can hit my sleep. Damn. Yeah, I'd have all sorts of questions for you. If you were properly hydrated, what do you think it was? Like a Oh, yeah, they were great. They were great. I gotta tell Susan they were great Fuck it's hot in here I don't know. I don't think. Oh shit. It's exercise or can we edit the name ASAP? Oh we spell exerciser wrong. Oh on the on the show name Damn damn damn damn

Where is uh At oh shit Oh shit. Yeah, I'll edit it now, Suza. I'm editing it now. Crazy. Thank you. Good catch. How to make your penis bigger. Um, oh, here we go. I didn't have to drop a deuce that entire show. I was a little concerned when the show started that I was gonna have to drop a deuce in the middle of the show.

Just some gas. Sevan wasn't in charge of live at HQ. That was someone else. I don't think we did. Did we go live there? I don't think we did, did we go live there? I don't think we did live there. But I wasn't in charge of anything there, like with the buttons and the,

there was a guy named Eric Maciel who did all that. I just sat there with a notepad and paper. Oh, okay. All right, I'm gonna schedule James. I'm sending James now. I'll send James Townsend and Matt Souza. Can we get James scheduled? Hey, what happened? Was he had a meet when that happened sebi throw the exerciser website in the show notes show I don't even know uh oh thank you for editing

and can we put website in show notes please oh oh I was gonna be like fuck you Augustus don't tell me what to do but this is the lady who pays the sponsorship so okay what am I supposed to do here thank you for editing what's editing and can we put website and show notes oh yeah Alaska let uh, what, I didn't even bring the website up. Exercise or, Hey, Cindy, um, uh, I'd like to know if you guys, uh, sell that, um, Fitbit for the penis, I'd love to, uh, I would love to have someone on, uh, for that. That thing I might actually try.

I would try this penis pump too, but I just don't think, 15 minutes sounds like a long time. I don't think I get 15 minutes alone a day. Oh, this is a beautiful website. The only FDA regulated doctor approved hydro pump. 60 day money back trial guarantee expert medically approved. Okay, I'll put this in the notes now. Let me show these guys. Do my there you go.

I don't even know how to put stuff in show notes. What do I do? I go here. I go to manage videos. I go to live. I go there. Oh, okay. Scroll down here. Description. Exerciser. I'll put in a CrossFit 20% off. Susie is going to be so impressed. I don't think I've ever done anything like this. Okay. Someone tell me check, see if it's in the show notes. I just saved it.

Dang. I'm good Cindy why'd you send me a seven that hurts that's not cool Oh shit. What the fuck is this? Delivers 35% more power. Perfect for first time user. Oh look, this one's got a different... One million satisfied users. Oh, Cindy, I got to get the guy who invented this thing on.

What was his name? John. Why did this person only give it a four star? It says I've been using the the exercises for about two months now. It's been great. There are veins there that I haven't seen in years. There's a girth that I didn't know I had. And just recently I was shocked at the length I was getting this device really pulls the

blood into your shaft. And over time you'll see results. I highly recommend that's a five store douche five store five star all right oh and they sell body groomer get 10% item item we had we had manscape as a sponsor and and I they must have sent me 10 razors I gave them all away I'm just a scissors guy hold on James one second I got to connect the phone there we go hey dude hello James what's up man what's up, man? What's up, dude? How you doing? Good.

Thanks for calling. Yeah, of course. Are you lying down? Yeah. Can you even walk? No, no, no, no. I gotta be, uh, I gotta keep my left leg straight at all times. Um, wife got to help me up out of bed. More crutches.

I can't bend or contract my left leg. Wow. Yeah. And, um, do you remember what happened? Yeah. Do you remember what happened? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I won the event, but it was on the last barbell and it's the weight, you know, I had to hit him asleep.

I've done his weight, you know, over the last 15 years and the weight was 415 pounds. But I got out of position and the catch and as soon as I caught it, I caught it. It started to drive me down. That's where I felt both of my quads just pop. I heard it and I felt it. And then I threw the weight off of me. And then I went to go grab my quads and I was like, oh man, something right there. Both of them.

Then I went to go try to, I turned over and I went to go try to get up and I couldn't. And so I just laid down on my stomach. Yeah. What was the name of the competition? It's the move fast, lift heavy by a Christian Harris. Okay.

Yeah. It's a move fast, lift, lift heavy invitation. And it was, it was, it was a clean you were doing. Yeah. Power clean. Yeah. I was fine throughout the whole day. I was fine throughout the whole day.

You know, I did, did my snacks, uh, 145 on the snacks. Um, you know, I hit, uh, one 83 easy, you know, four or five easy. And I was like, all right, yeah, let's go up two more pounds. No problem. And then it was the last barbell and then that's when it happened. Like literally a freak accident. Hey James, in the picture you have, it looks like in the video I can't tell because it starts. Um, but I'll send you the whole video, but in the still frame, it looks like you're catching it in a squat snatch. Yeah. It drove, it drove me down.

Oh, okay. You said that. I apologize. Okay. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I got out of position.

Wow. Crazy. Have you ever seen this happen to anyone before? Yeah, I got out of position. Wow, crazy. Have you ever seen this happen to anyone before? I mean, you know, those videos that, you know, that's on Instagram of, you know, people, you know, doing the squats or anything and getting hurt, but never in a clean or a power clean. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, that, that's what I meant. Have you, have you ever seen, have you ever seen any of that happen to anyone else where they were doing a power clean and, and they're, your left quad is torn? Yeah. And what does that mean?

It's like it, the muscles ripped off the bone at the head. No. So, so my, uh, the good thing is the quad is still attached to the knee. Okay. But it's my, it's the vastus medialis, the inner quad, the inner quad muscle that is completely torn. And where does that attach? That attaches in the groin somewhere? Yeah.

And that's where it's torn? So yeah, so from the inner quad muscle to the belly, the belly is like your middle quad up to your groin area. Did they do a surgery already? No, no. So they so they, uh, they were, they, they had me scheduled right away, immediate surgery, but, um, cause the doctor thought that it ruptured, it didn't rupture off the, off the bone, the kneecap. So, so they didn't want me to fly immediately because one, they were expecting me to get blood clots and they were trying to avoid that from flying. And then two, I told them, I was like, hey, I live out of state. I don't live in Jersey anymore. So if I need surgery, I would like to do it at home. And they were like, well, we don't want you to slide because we don't want to put you in. We got to put you on baby asprims, you know,

to take the risk away of you getting a blood class and everything. But since the quadriceps is still intact to the knee, okay, we could get you home and then have you meet with a sports ortho surgeon out there where you at to determine the next course of action. And are you sorry, are you, you're at home now? You're not in the hospital. Yeah. Yeah. I'm at home now.

Yeah. And I got out yesterday and, yesterday and you got out yesterday from Jersey Yeah, God So so you wheelchared onto the plane and all that Yeah, all by yourself No, my wife my wife flew out. Oh she came out right away. Oh damn What a good wife and then so you're home. Now what happens next? Do you have to do you have a doctor's appointment?

Yep. So, um, when I got off the plane yesterday, went right to, uh, to, it's like an injury clinic, like an injury emergency clinic. And they need the MRI images. They don't need to report. They got the report, but they want the pictures in hand so that they can look at it to determine the next course of action. So now my wife called over to New Jersey, and they got a call over to get it.

So now it's just a waiting game to to get the MRI. Are you on crazy painkillers? Oh yeah. Yeah. Wow, dude. God, I'm so sorry. Fuck. I have you have you has what are the, what are the, um, is it, is it, I mean, obviously it's serious, but is, are there other people who've had this happen where you're like, okay the outcomes of this end up being good Yeah, um times and times and tons of people reached out to me and uh, you know, just uh,

more so in in an athlete mindset of because You know, I never like dealt with anything like this before. And just for me, it's frustrating because it's something that I could do in my sleep and something I love doing. And so now I'm at the point to where it's like, will I be powerful again or will I be explosive again or will I be that athlete again? where I'll be that athlete again,

you know, having to, you know, come back from this and deal with this. And so just hearing other people's testimonies on like, hey, you know, I tore my hamstring or, you know, ruptured my patella tendon or, you know, dislocated my kneecap and stuff and I was able to get back so that's good but it's just like for me it's like you know will I ever be that fast guy again will I ever be able to you know do the weights again and everything so it's it's the door is like opening and closing it's's like, you know, I get it. I understand it. It's just that, you know, I got to stay paired up, you know, stay faithful, you know, go through and do everything that the doctors, you know, tell me to do.

And then just, just put my best foot forward. Yeah. So, so that you're, you're just grappling with the challenges of wanting to be capable again, like you're this crazy, powerful man who uses his body daily. And then it's like, fucking bam. It's gone. Right. And now that I'm pushing up in age, you know, yeah.

Um, you said it's the, it's the, uh, left quad. Yes. And anything happened to the right quad? No, that's just a pull. God, it's crazy that it was both legs. And does it hurt? Does the right one hurt? I mean, it's sore. When I get up in and out of bed, it hurts, but it's sore, you know, when I get up, you know, in and out of bed, you know, it hurts, but it's manageable.

It's just my, it's just my left leg I'm really worried about cause like I said, I can't contract the muscle, can bend the knee, can do anything, can't put weight on it, nothing. What happens if you try to stand up? There's just nothing there? Nothing. Can you feel your feet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can feel my toes and stuff but to like uh when the doctors yesterday was like can you you know squeeze this quad I was like I'm literally trying and I can't. Can you

lift your leg up off the bed? I'm giving all my effort and I can't. What about your calf muscle? Can you flex your calf muscle? No. Wow, what a trip. So surgery for sure. Mm-hmm. And probably sooner than later. Yeah, yeah. Within the next week or two. Because I have a best friend that's an orthosurgeon. He was like, within, you got to get this done within a week or two, because then if you don't, it will start healing on its own. And it builds while it's healing, wherever the damage is at, it will start building that

scar tissue. So when that scar tissue starts building, the ligament gets pulled back. And so when the ligament gets pulled back, then they will have to think about doing grafts. And so I'm guessing grafts is, you know, they will need to pull stuff from other places to, you know, stitch up the ligament and tendon and all that. Shannon Madera says, James, I'm sending so many thoughts and prayers for speedy recovery. Thank you, Shannon. All right. When, when, how, how much longer to will you be on the pain pills?

To the doctor to take it off. So it could be for a while. Yeah. Is it painful? Are you in pain just sitting there? Oh yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah.

I mean, I wish this on nobody. Yeah, it sounds gnarly. I mean, basically the way I'm playing the story out in my head is basically you lost use of a leg and that sounds fucking so scary Yeah How are your daughters taking it? They were taking our You know they hate to see that you know

I'm like Superman and my girl and I always will be, but you know, they hate seeing their dad, you know, down, especially my, my, my oldest, she cried. But, um, yeah, my kids cry when I get hurt. Yeah. Yeah. My middle daughter, she just, she, she hates it. She came in yesterday and saw me, came in, gave me a hug,

and was crying, you know? Yeah, you ever do that thing where you fall down on the bed and you pretend like you're dead, and within one second, all your kids are crying? You're like, dude, I'm joking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Or you pull the covers under yourself.

You're like, I can't breathe. And then you pretend like you're dead, and your kids start crying. You're like, no, no, no, I you're dead and your kids start crying you're like no no i'm joking i'm dead i'm good so you know just fucking with you um is there anything you need uh james no i mean just uh you know keep me in your prayers you know um yeah just uh Yeah, just, you know, keep me and my family in prayers, reach out, you know, just, you know, mentally I'm just trying to just stay strong, you know, because, you know, you could bear off and go to a different place.

But. Suzy Suzy Tell says God bless you you James, send in love. Thank you. Alright buddy, I'll be watching on Instagram, I'll check in on you. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to reach out. Alright, appreciate you man. Alright brother. Alright.

Ciao. Oh God. Oh, man. Crazy. All right. Much love to James Townsend. It's crazy, too, because he's scrolling his Instagram and it's just he's such a family man. It must be freaking his kids out. Dick butter I did that to my six-year-old son last night and he flipped out yeah kids don't like to see the parents get hurt.

Wow. All right we'll check in on him.. He's playing football with his son too. Dude, it was wild to watch live just 415 pounds crash like that. Oh you were there Ortega? We need a rant about something. God I got so many rants. I just don't, I'm just so fucking wound up on certain topics. You guys see the judges who are taking the appeal on Trump's 454 million dollar judgment. It's a panel of five judges and four of the I haven't heard all five of them speak, but I heard four of them speak.

They're like, wait a second. You're penalizing, it's a, it's the appeals court from September 26th. I don't know if you guys remember what happened, but Trump borrowed money from a bank in a nutshell. He borrowed money from a bank saying, he said, hey, this building is worth $400 million. Can I borrow $400 million? And he borrowed the money and however much he borrowed, and he paid it back. And now years later, I don't know how many years later, the state of New York said, oh,

on your application, you said this building was worth $ million and it was only worth 200 million. And so, uh, but in the banks, like, but he paid us back and Trump's like, yeah, everything's fine. It's not a big deal. And the court said, no, you lied on a loan application. And so we're going to find you $454 million. So the four judges in the appeal, the four to five judges in the appeals court are talking to the attorney and they're like This doesn't fucking make any sense Why basically why did you guys find him find him and all of the other cases that you're citing that show people get fined? Aren't similar to this case at all at all. Who valued properties at the behest of a lender perpetrating a scheme to induce unsophisticated

consumers into taking out home loans that they could not afford? It hardly seems that that justifies bringing an action to protect the Deutsche Bank against President Trump, which is what you have here. I mean, you've got two really sophisticated parties in which no one lost any money. And that was the point of my initial question. Every case that you cite involved where there was damage to consumers, damage to the marketplace.

You've got a scheme to get unsophisticated consumers to take out home loans. You got a collapse of Lehman Brothers. You don't have anything like that here. Well, first of all, Your Honor, the statute doesn't require that. An example of what you're talking about, I think, is People vs. Allen, isn't it? There was just a dispute among partners. It didn't affect the public at all.

But I think you hear underneath all these questions the question of mission creep as 6312 morphed into something that it was not meant to do And that's that's something you must address because there has to be some limitation on what the attorney general can do in interfering in these private Transactions as justice Friedman said that where people don't claim harm So what is the limiting principle a private transaction where there was no harm, where the other cases that she cited, there was either damage to the lender or the lendy or the markets when none of that happened here. Why is she yelling? Because she's a fucking libtard.

That's how they talk. This will go nowhere. Yeah, of course, right? It's nuts. I have a question that's similar to Judge Rosado's actually, which is the immense penalty in this case is troubling. So how do you tether the amount that was assessed by the Supreme Court to the harm that was caused here where the parties left these transactions happy about how things went down?

Well, overvalued properties at the behest of a lender perpetrating a scheme to induce unsophisticated consumers. God, it's so bad. I don't even know. Was the premise even correct? Was the building significantly overvalued? I don't even know. I mean that in itself is so arbitrary, but but but fuck who knows that's a great question Even I just assumed that he had overvalued it. Oh Dick butter it wasn't

I would never ever wish that on anyone. That's what's crazy. There's people like I haven't heard one Republican ever say they would want any harm to happen to Biden. I haven't heard anyone be like, I wish he'd die or I haven't heard anything like that. I Haven't even I haven't even heard anyone say I hope his son goes away to jail forever So like even though his son is like clearly broken the law. I haven't heard any of that I don't hear I don't hear anyone on the on the right ever do that Thank God wherever that is the judges have some fucking common sense

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So it's a massive discrimination against Trump support. Yeah, it is crazy how much um It is crazy how often now when I google I get um, I Get a reference to reddit and tik-tok. I fucking hate it cuz I don't go to either of those sites You know, I'm in the middle of a show with 20,000 people watching right? Oh Well, I had a guest on today and you were standing by the window and for some reason speaking to the microphone Yeah, you can't why we were you? It's not on. Yeah, it's on. You don't have the headset on that, but that's why you don't know.

Why do you think you can just come in here and when I've guessed on it, like I understand if you come to the window and you wanna come on the show and then I give you the finger waggle, that means beat it kid. Yeah, I know. But then you started doing this to me.

Yeah. And like you're trying to talk to me when I'm having a guest on, I had a doctor on this morning very high high profile powerful guest. Oh I'm sorry I just wondering if you're gonna buy me that drone are you just kidding? The drone with the camera? So I'm in the middle of my show. Yeah yeah I'm about to beat your ass. I'm in the middle of my show. Thank you for sitting back and relaxing I'm about to give you a good solid ass pounding. I'm in the middle of my show. Thank you for sitting back and relaxing. I'm about to give you a good solid ass pounding. I'm in the middle of the show. What'd you say?

I always do. Okay, good. I'm about to slap you around good here. I'm in the middle of the show. I'm trying to scrape a few dollars together so I can put food on the table. And you cut what you didn't hear what I said. How much money do I make every show? What'd I tell you you probably make like 50 $50? Okay, so I'm in here working like a dog Dancing like a fucking yeah, what about that? Sorry. Hold on. All right. What about that? Ariel low and said that she has to dance like a monkey. I fucking dance like a monkey I'll tell you wanna know who that's to dance like a monkey

I'm proud monkey. I'll tell you, you want to know who has to dance like a monkey. I'm proud monkey. Okay. Um, what, what makes you think that you asking about a drone now that would be the good time to ask me that while I'm in. Good. Are you kidding me? God damn. Meating fruit. Oh, I deem Sevan's claim about the number of viewers and material misstatement. I don't know what you mean by material but yeah. 20,000. I barely have 20,000 subscribers. Really? The greatest show on the internet. Yeah. I'm not the greatest. I have better. I've seen better. No, you haven't seen better.

Just kidding. It's the only one I've seen. Oh great. Here come out your brothers. Oh yeah. I'll be jumping the house. Oh, yeah, I'll be jumping the house Hi Because Ari was interrupting my show today while I had a too high high profile powerful guests on I Had a doctor and an economist Economist like someone who knows about money and shit. Oh, what are you doing? Trying to make some?

He was interrupting the show while I was dancing like a monkey. Were you eating eggs? I can smell them. Oh my god. I can smell the eggs on your breath from over here. Oh my God, it smells good. How come you didn't know them away? I did know them away. I know them away like this. And, um, and he's still stood there by the window and started doing this. Like I know what that is. What?

I know. I don't know what that is. That's what I mean. I didn't know. But I was trying to stay conscious. I was trying to stay conscious. I was trying to stay conscious. I was trying to stay conscious.

I was trying to stay conscious. I was trying to stay conscious. I was trying to stay conscious. I was trying to stay conscious. I was trying to stay this. Like I know what that is. What? I know, I don't know what that is. That's what I mean, I didn't know. But I was trying to stay concentrated on my two high profile guests dancing like a monkey, trying to scrape a few dollars together. And you guys think it's cool to come over by the window

and fuck with me. That one did. Will you take him inside and just light him up? Okay. No, you're not doing that all day. Yeah, don't light him up. Not while we have guests over. Afterwards though, tomorrow. Guests over?

Yeah, we have guests over. We have friends over. You do? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Remember I said no fighting when we have guests? When I want to think we're a happy family? Yeah?

We're not that happy every day. Yeah, that's not true. On a one to ten, how happy are we we if ten is very happy and one is miserable Oh, my dad's not that happy. So that makes us unhappy. I walk around the house all mopey all day sometimes You've never seen me. Wait, be honest. Have you ever seen me mopey? Okay, Adams Adams very mopey That's why I don't like tennis. Okay, everybody out. Let's give Heidi some space. Really?

I'm turning on the light so people can see you. Oh Ari I stuck. I put some remember yesterday. We were having some issues with the camera. Mm-hmm. I think I fixed it Yeah, I put something, remember yesterday we were having some issues with the camera. I think I fixed it. Yeah, I put those two, I put those. Yeah, yesterday you came on the show. Oh, no. Oh, you were, sorry, you were on the show. I put, look at those rubber, I put those toe spacers to hold the camera. Yeah. Yeah I'll be scattling your best friends here waiting for you. Oh, no, Heidi your warriors nightmare came. Hi Joey. Oh

Bye bye, bub piano lessons. Yeah, I already but play good so I can hear you in here I love listening to you play the piano when I'm in here Heidi I learned the less of I learned the rest of let it be. Oh you do you can play let it be? Yeah I can play all of it all you taught me. Oh wow I'll play uh beat yourself. Oh okay. Alright. Hey baby.

Oh so you have a Jiu Jitsu tournament? Uh no you can just close the screen, leave it open. It's hot in here. I'm sweating like a pig. What? All the jujitsu tournaments, basically all of them have been on our free day. I know. So this last jujitsu tournament was the first time in like over a year that you wrestled

with your brother in the same tournament. Yes. And then it's going to's gonna I'm gonna wrestle on him and Yeah, and so you told me last tournament you said hey if Joseph is in the tournament I'll be unstoppable Why is it? I mean you're unstoppable anyway, you always kill it tournaments anyway, but I'm gonna destroy the tournament I know you are but When why did you feel extra confident when Joseph was at the tournament? He was just like with me and when like my friend or like like you know how like

Like oh we're do something new like I'm not gonna do this if Joey's not doing it like that I was like I was like that and I felt more comfortable doing it with him because he's my brother yeah and and so you guys are gonna be in the same bracket again mm-hmm but I'm destroying him and I know but when they put you you want double gold real bad like real bad this time like I have to get double Well, you gave them one of your go you got double gold last time but you gave You think the judge judged it wrong So you guys were started on opposite ends of the bracket. You met in the finals and the judge said you won.

But I did see there was something weird going on with the scoring. What you're saying is the judges got the twins confused and gave Joey's points to you and that's why you got the gold. Wow. I didn't know. I didn't know. We shouldn't be in the same brackets anymore So what do you think about this sometimes when when there's so you'll be on one side of the bracket

He'll be on the other you guys will have to beat all those guys and then if you guys meet in the finals What if you guys just decided that you guys aren't gonna wrestle? Like since it like you're at it you guys wrestle every day anyway So why wrestle at the tournament? Why not just when you get to the finals just shake hands and just be like hey Joey I'm giving me the win so I can get the gold and don't even wrestle like you don't have to wrestle your brother I know maybe you guys could work out a deal or something Massive pit sweat I don't massive pit sweat.

I don't have pit sweat. I do. I have a bug bite on my foot. The one right here. Nice. Go live on Instagram so we can watch him play Let It Be. Me? Yeah.

Want me to go inside in? No it's okay we'll do it later. I don't know you think that's pussy shit Jonathan? I think a lot of I think a lot of family members don't I think I think I think the Ritola brothers didn't didn't go head to head at tournaments. They're in the same bracket. I mean, there's the risk of, oh, I think there's a risk. Oh, thank you, Travis. Travis from vindicate.

Wow. No, a different Travis is just just sent a really nice text. I think a lot of brothers don't compete in tournaments against each other. Family members don't compete. Because there's a risk of you always getting hurt. Especially since you guys go so hard against each other. Yeah, I'm always nervous. And also, no gi is after gi, so why not save your energy?

Why not just make it to the finals with your brother, don't wrestle. But what about him? He's gonna beat me up? No, you just tell him, hey Joey, I can beat your ass, just give me the gold. Let's not wrestle. I've thought about telling you guys that you can't wrestle each other in tournaments. Why? Because I don't want you, because you have a gi afterwards. Why, why should you guys?

You have, sorry, you have no gi afterwards. Why, why wrestle? Why risk getting hurt in a tournament? I mean, you guys go so hard. I don't think it is pussy shit. Someone else said it's pussy shit. I don't think it is pussy shit. Someone else said it's pussy shit. I don't think it is at all. I get to see you guys fight every single day.

I'm gonna tell him something. Like why not just say hey Joey. No, I mean let's be cool and I will just just let's let's just shake hands. You say you forfeit. Here's what I'm gonna do. Or else I will beat forfeit. Here's what I'm gonna do else. I will beat your ass Here's what I'm gonna do. They have to be in the same bracket. They have to be in the same. Yeah, sorry Sorry, they have to be in the same bracket. Go ahead. Sorry. Good. Um Here's what I do. I'm gonna say to after this show or whatever I'm gonna say how about we turn it your in gee, how about you? Just we just uh, oh How will it just um

Go easy try not to go hard, but you can try to win Just go easy though. Like don't go full hard Just like be technical don't like don't use muscle It's like be technical don't like don't use muscle Yeah, I don't think you guys will be able to do that Augustus link save their energy so they can kick the shit out of Everyone in no gi afterwards. Yeah, that's what I was thinking No, I don't think it's feminine thinking at all. I Think it's it's it's it's a mixture of brain and brawn. Oh She your wife says do you let me talk?

You know that couch you're sitting on? Yeah. You know where it's from? No. When? That smells nice. That smell? You farted?

I don't smell it. When MedsMightig was an attorney, she was a lawyer and that was in her office and her clients would sit in there, sit on that. How did it get here? Dude, they go to war, Jonathan. They go to war on each other. I mean, it is some violent, violent shit. Like when they spar in class everyone else stops and watches both in striking and in jujitsu So five days a week when when those two are gonna go at it everyone stops and watches They're like, holy shit. The Matossian brothers are gonna go against each other. It is savage, dude

It is savage the shit I see at my house I should make videos there was a while back when you guys were little, I used to post videos of you guys fighting in the Jiu Jitsu room. And people would get upset. If they thought, they got upset at that, they would fucking shit if they saw you guys fight now. What? Wait, what happened? My mom never laid it to a client. Jesus criminy. Wait, what happened Hayek? When you were...if I showed people you guys fighting in the Jiu Jitsu room every day, I don't think the general public could handle it. Why?

Because it's too violent. Well, violence makes my tummy tingle. Violence makes your tummy tingle? Uh huh. Oh my god. This makes me nervous. I want to kick the SH out of him. You want to what?

You want to kick the shit out of someone? It's fun. Oh you know what I'm looking forward to? You're good at it. Going with Kaius. Is that the kid that beat you that one time? No, he didn't beat me. He's just new. McKenna said... Oh, oh, oh, that's... I know what you mean. And you mean in your striking class. McKenna said, what's your lesson when Kaius, when he hit me back in the head?

I'm like, go hard. And she's like, yep, go hard on, go a little harder on newer people. I'm like, oh, I can go a little harder. Right. So in kickboxing, if we go. Here's the thing you have to destroy him. I'm going to go, bam, bam, bam. Here's the thing you have to learn. You always have to keep yourself safe, even with the new people. Right. So if you're going with the new people, they're going to go nuts.

Yeah, they go nuts. You got to win in there respect you might have to give him a quick little fucking tat in the nose you know what I mean no hi I do not have to get Kaiser tapping nose I have to give him a fist in the nose that's what I mean just a little fucking nose tap a little he hit in the back of the head so hard yeah no one should ever hit you in the back of the head. Now he's gonna pay the price. I'm so mad. I am so mad. I think another good move is to foot sweep someone so that they hit the ground. I would rather go to jiu-jitsu. I'd rather um do jiu-jitsu with him. Actually, I'd rather do kickboxing with him so I can just get him mad and just start punching him when the time is over. I want him to be so mad at me and I want him to be pissed at me. Do you remember the other day you threw Joey down? I think you foot swept him and he landed on his back and got the wind knocked out

of him in the jujitsu room. It was yesterday. I think. Obby did that to him? Yeah that's that's I think that's kind of a good thing to do a new kid Foot sweep them and then they land down and then they jump and then head dribbles No, you don't want to dribble their head off the ground Ground, but I mean if they get if they get crazy I Think they get crazy a foot sweeps a solid move because then it's like oh shit. Oh a foot sweeps a solid move because then it's like oh shit oh my god for a second the first time we went I thought Kaius is an idiot and then the like and then like

when we went on later I thought boss was an idiot but now Kaius is an idiot they go back and forth yeah I think stomach punches little knock the wind out of people who get crazy, and foot sweeps are good. Oh my god, that was loud. It was a text message. From who? Someone telling me to vote.

For who? It just says, exciting news, Sevan early voting starts October 9th and Kamala and Harris will be in Phoenix on Thursday. Kamala and Harris? That doesn't make sense. You're right. Kamala and Harris will be in Phoenix on Thursday. Kamala and Harris? That doesn't make sense. You're right. Kamala and Walls. You're smart. Ahhhh You know I notice that you're... the...

I always forget how smart you are unless you're... unless when you come in here I realize how sharp you are. You're... you're socially very intelligent, like what you choose to say and not say on here, but all you guys are. Joey always comes in, but he doesn't sit on the couch. He's only one time, one time he sat on the couch. Oh my god. What?

You've been on here for hours. I know I'm almost done. I'm trying to see if there's a clip I can play. Hey, do you know who Taylor Swift is? No. Yeah. You do know? Is she, what is she?

I do not like her. You don't? No. Do you? No, not really. Good. Because I know who she roots for. Who does she root for? Our enemy.

Who's our enemy? Kamala! I know, I don't want you guys to not like Kamala. I don't like Kamala. I know, but I want you guys to have your own opinion. Do you know why you don't like her? Why? No, that's what I mean.

You don't like her because I don't like her, but I want you to make your own decision. Well, I know, You told me everything. What did I tell you? Literally everything. I know. I know they lie. Yeah? Have I told you that or you hear me talking to other people? You told me that and I hear you talking to other people.

Yeah, I don't want to tell you that. I want you to be able to make up your own decisions. Because when I was a kid, my parents told me like, I want you to hear both sides of the story. Because when I was a kid, I only heard one side of the story. And then when I heard the other side, I was like, oh shit, okay. So I just want you to hear both sides. I'm going to try to stick with you actually. No, don't, don't, no, don't. I want to.

I know, I know, I wanted to stick with my parents too, but. But I'd rather you. They lie though, so why? I already know they lie. What is this? That's what, but I was actually nervous about that when I. I'm gonna try not to hear about the other side. I just don't want to know you need to.

It's boring. It's boring. I already I already hear them talk anyway. This is your piece of advice for me that I've given to Chelsea. OK, she'll tell me about this guy. And I mean, you just got to give it to her straight, rather. She wants to hear it or not. What is good for the whole is not always good for the soul You need to remember that that's very good advice You know, you're right

What was that She said, you know, you're right. What the. What was that? What is that all about? Nothing. Is mom watching? I don't know. I don't understand what she said. Good.

Oh, here. This is a Tyson, very Beijing clip. Let me see this one. Oh yeah. Look how smart Tyson Beijing is. God, he's so smart. Let me see this one. Oh, yeah. Look how smart Tyson Beijing is. God. He's so smart. Can I see that? That's a term about a single receiver tight end and we got a verts on this left side reading the hook defender and we've got a yes, no stop by Mr. Conn Johnson. Yes. No, that there I was on hook defender gets deaf, stick return plays up. We get our

through. What do you see Jim. What do you got? What's like one high The dancer through why they're flipper What you got on this one? We got a stick return by the single receiver tight end and then we got Verts on this left side reading the hook defender and we've got a yes-no stop Wait, is that when he's um? Is that when he was a quarterback? Uh yeah he's still a quarterback.

He is? Yeah. He's the quarterback for the Chicago Bears. Is it fun being the quarterback? Dude! Fun? So fun. Oh my god he's having so much fun. You know how much fun you have

after you win a Jiu Jitsu tournament? That's how much fun he's having. Hey, you know how you win the whole tournament? How? To get a gold trophy for your gym. Oh yeah, like if enough kids go and win? Yeah. That's how you win the whole thing Like the whole kids that's where you get win the whole kids division Win everything and everyone buddy. We actually got a bronze trophy for Garth As a team, huh? Shocking new data reveals Australia is granting significantly more visas to Garzons than almost the entire world.

The Labor government has approved about 10 times as many Garzons visas as the United Kingdom, New Zealand and the United States combined. Gee, I wonder what could possibly go wrong when we import thousands of people from a place where the vast majority support terrorism at a time, by the way, when our national security agency warns of probable terror attacks. You know who's not taking any Ghazan refugees? Neighboring Egypt and Jordan or any other Arab nation for that matter, who just happened to share ethnicity and culture with Palestinians. It's like they know something we don't.

I wonder what that can possibly be. Well, it seems like at least 15000 Aussies who have signed the petition at no Gazans dot com also seem to know what that could be. And if you haven't done so already, you can add your name to the growing list of Aussies calling on the government to reject all these applications from Gaza. No Garzans.com sign and share it now before it's too late. I understand.

All right, love you guys. All right. Anything you want to say? I'm falling asleep here. Oh. My buddy James Townsend hurt his leg doing a heavy lift. Oh. Well, I hope you get better, James. Yeah, me too. Love you, James Townsend. Talk to you guys soon. Bye bye.

Bye.