The Sevan Podcast - THESE WOMEN WILL MAKE THE CROSSFIT GAMES // SUAS

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

John Young, some guy named Bryson, J.R. and Taylor discuss the women who will make the 2025 CrossFit Games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wow, what's up you guys? Coming to you live from a rich people Arizona area. We did a sick workout earlier today. CrossFit Charlotte, CrossFit Charlotte class workout tomorrow. Eight sets, two minutes of work, two minutes of rest, 25 calorie row buy-in, max burpees over the row in the remaining time. Unfortunately, at Greg's garage. Yes, that is Greg. The Greg. I met him today. Wow, bro.

You're so cool. Yeah, I fucking met him, bro. The real Greg Glassman, in in fact only has model D rowers So the burpees over the row are like jumping over a fucking low wall. There was crazy Huh II model II. Sorry Sorry, bro model e rowers and Yeah, it was hard. It was crazy. I partnered with seven Patrick Rios partner of a suza

Lizzie Haley and Bella partnered up and Eric and our other homie at the house partnered up. Jay, I forgot his name. Sorry. I suck on John. Would you do for a workout today? Oh, well, teen and McDonald's. I did some I did some pal raises and then some zone too. That's about it. Who's internet as bad as it mine? Everyone looks good to me. So it's either yours or mine.

Okay. No, I front squatted, I snatched and overhead squatted. And then I did a pretty wicked EMOM. Okay, why are you front squatting, snatching and overhead squatting, bro? Cause I'm on my grid league body, Taylor. Oh, right, right, right. You're a big grid guy now.

Listen, listen. Yeah. Dude, I hear they're coming out with a new event actually. Programmed by Brute. Grid league? Yeah, grid. John, can you continue with your workout please? You're nasty EMOM. Hey, it's programmed by brute grid leak. Yeah, grid. With your workout, please. You're nasty. Hey, it's programmed by brute and what basically what you have to do is

you have to put your hands on your partner shoulders and you bounce on the tick 50 times as fast as you can. I mean, it's nasty for me and probably not you guys, but it's a six minutes, six minute imam, 20 cal row, 18 cal ski, 16 cal bike, and then you rest three minutes and then you do three sets of that. 2018-16? Six sets? It was hard for me.

Six minutes, three sets. Oh, three sets. Damn, that should probably be just 24 minutes straight through, bro. Love you, sorry, sorry. I know, I know, you're on your grid body. You're on your grid body. You're on your grid body, I got you. Bryson's turn.

I rested today, but last night in between classes, I did 10 rounds for time of 15 box jump overs, 10 toes bar, five front squats at 135. I was like coughing, coaching the seven o'clock because it was just kind of a sprint. I got into Arizona yesterday and I dropped in an affiliate and I did not even three minutes into stepping into the door. I just got a box out, started my watch and did a hundred burpee boxing bowlers for time right into a hundred strict pull-ups. And it was, it was great.

I think that's why that work. I gave me such bad Fran lung. Cause I literally finished everyone's cool down. I already had set up my barbell before class started. I didn't even try to warm up my front squat. I started the clock and just started going. Yeah. Yeah. When you hit that, when you hit that bad daddy raw dog, you just give you a little tickle sometimes. What'd you do? JR?

What did you do that? What'd you do today? I did an e-mom this morning, but for, um, I did the class after the noon class. It was a 15 minute AMRAP, 21-21, 15-15, 9-9. Bruck squat, 135, 185, 225. Burpee pull up, burpee chest to bar pull up, burpee bar muscle up. Wow. And I got into the second round of burpee chest a bar I got 12. Nasty. I haven't done Hey,

where do we get that sick shirt? Are you gonna send us some of those? We prefer the head. Yeah, you get you get one if you pay that $29.99. Okay, bro. So you can get really? Yeah, you get you get one if you pay that $29.99. OK, bro, so you can get one really. Yeah, really. I would just Brooke Wells pay $29.99 pays more than that. Dushing Oh. So he gets more than a shirt to take it. If you sign up for the programming, I send you a ship.

So like I said, Bryson, I send you a ship. So like, Bryson, maybe we can split it. I'm gonna sign up after this, so you can do your own. You can do one of those. I woke up after our show, I woke up the next morning and I had a so-and-so signed up for bass and then canceled a minute later. Then so-and-so signed up for eight and then canceled a minute later than so and so for eight and then cancel a minute later. He's like, he got that automatic chaos in your t shirts

and your address. He just signed up to get the shirt and he just canceled after that. You can't be doing that. What the fuck are you doing? Because in the first month is basically come on, man, you should send him a postcard and be like, hey, if you would have stayed on for at least another 30 minutes, I would have sent you a cert fuck you People people want to do a trial but they don't want to forget about it and just keep paying so they just sign up So hey, I get a month and that's the end of that. I want to keep going. I'll just sign up again Yeah, can you cancel any time on Sentinel or do you have to give notice or what? No, you can cancel any time. Yeah I

Have not done an amrap JR this or what? No, you can cancel anytime. Yeah. Um, I have not done an amrap Jr. Where the point is kind of like, you only really you don't even get two rounds total in a long time. I feel like that's kind of a popular open and qualifier format. Yeah, we should do one of those. Yeah. The open test am rap is a good is a good one. That's like that. The 20 minute amrap the Bert been Bergeron one. Oh, stop, stop.

It's a good I mean, I think it's a good test. You start face down the ground at with your partner on dust on your back. What's the workout john Dito? I want to get it exactly right. It's John really type like this 5050. It's an AMRAP in 20 minutes, 50 wall balls, 50 double unders, 40 box jumps, 40 toes to bar 30 chest to bar 30 burpees, 20 power cleans, 14520 jerks, 14510 power snatches,

145 and then 10 ring muscle ups. Wow. And it's like if you get through one round of that in 20 minutes, then like I think you're pretty fit. Now, obviously not like Taylor's level, but like you're a pretty fit person in general. I've done that workout. I remember doing it at CrossFit Fairfax. Jeff Tinture watching me do it and

Wow, I Have I can't remember I couldn't tell you I definitely got through the ring muscle ups hundred percent Cuz I remember doing the ring muscle ups I believe Wow, I doubt it this was like 2018 like I was like I could barely do fucking, I could barely do five muscle ups in a row probably at that point in time. Yeah. Usually like every, every January into the open.

So about two months on Monday, we'll do like some kind of open mashup where I just take some old open workouts and make them into like every two minutes, every three minutes, whatever. And then Friday I try to program something that would be like an open workout. And then the rest of the days are just whatever. But yeah, I put as a target for the people, you know, for the members and for the base people to just get through one round. Because I think for a lot of people, the nine front squat at 225, 155 and or the burpee bar muscle up are hard enough to where people maybe can't do it

But then yeah like for people that are really fit. They're pretty deep into the second round. I would imagine If Taylor was squatting he would be someone that could push finishing two full rounds Which I think if it was an actual open workout, that's probably a reasonable goal is to finish too John you know that those fair life drinks have phytoestrogens in them, right? Then I'll switch to some Gatorade. Oh my God. He's stressed. You motherfucker, that was hilarious.

You like that? That was hilarious, holy shit. That was pretty smooth, huh? Joel, Joel, we had a great time at Lauren's Live. Were you guys jelting at the old police station? John, did you do those 20 power snatches? I'm broken in that proven workout that you're talking about the other day I was just I just say that stuff for for two people to think that they can do. Yeah, you rage bait

He raged baits when he talks about what I do. I know I'm baiting people hard with that. Yeah, no, I did think I did you like oh, do I think I can do something crazy on that? No, no guys I think I can do something I'm not. Oh **** Cancel it. You cancel it right after Bryce. No, I'm not. Bryce has cancelled his subscription to Sentinel and now he's uh Wow. That'd be

**** Um I say that would be all the time just to see if people believe it and then you guys who I know know that it's not gonna happen I take it literal and so getting stuff from both sides but no I just want to I just say that stuff so I just say that stuff so like people like Grant uh Keeping It Real tries to do it just to be like it also allows you to make claims like that and then you go back on them and say yeah I was gonna say now you just have it easy out like the quarterfinals test one

one you could just like oh no that was just me trying to trying to bait people I do it all the time though it's not if it's if you do it all the time it's not it's not just like an easy cop out no I did singles immediately I did have a plan I did think I was gonna do fives but I got there and did singles immediately did you do that workout? Is a good workout? No, dude. I would never do anything proven does. Okay. Wow. Hey, stop pulling up your girlfriend's comments on our show. You fuck. John, are you doing the NCC qualifiers? No, no, I got too much stuff. Do you rage masturbate? Are you talking to me? I don't do that stuff.

You're not a fury fapper dude. You don't fap in fury. No, I don't fap period. Oh god. Okay. All right. Well with that JR is getting really upset with us. And let's move on to the real pieces of the show. And that is what women are going to be making it to the CrossFit Games in the year 2025. And we're going to start with Yannikovsky in the female division. Victor Hoffer. He's recently, oh yeah, Victor Hoffer has recently fully transitioned. And since, uh, he got a labiaplasty actually since last Friday. Um, we now know that there are going to be two less online spots. So right now we're at 18 and 12. So we should probably go back to the men and take two away.

No, we, they didn't take two away. They added, they kept the same number of total spots They just changed how you could get them So you would pick the same two that we picked to qualify online you'd pick those people in person Probably not but who cares about the men their pussies and when they're not the focus of today's show. Okay Hey, bro So we're gonna start with semi-finals and we're because the mayhem classic is the first event That you can qualify for the games through so let's go to I think we should go to

What do you think hold on show the focus of today's show is the women right now until taylor gets hyper fixated on something else Hey, hey, bryson, you know, whatever dog, but you don't get to join the stream You don't get to join the stream and try to drive the conversation bro. I started the dream You just listen you just see my. You see my name. You see my name tag right here. Yeah. I realized you know how to type. How many times did you have to look up those words to make sure you spelled them right? You fucking idiot. Okay. God. Okay. Here we go. Okay. God, okay, here we go. Okay, let's start this over.

Let's start this over. So here's how we did last week's show. John Young, I wanna hear your opinion. Bryce, and then I'll want to hear your opinion after JR's. I think me and JR already have the same opinion because we decided to do last week's show like this, John, but basically what we did was we said, okay, there's gonna be 30 game spots given out.

What we're gonna do is we're gonna walk through each competition in order of, of who can qualify, how you can qualify. So the mayhem classic happens first. So we'll say, okay, who are going to be the ladies that we think are most likely to qualify out of the mayhem classic? Obviously we don't know who's competing at them, but it's conjecture. Then we'll go to the online open or the online semi-final.

And now we know there's only 12 spots given there. And then we'll go to the each subsequent in-person event. What do you think? Is there a reason that you don't do the Spain one before the online one? Because- Oh, Spain is before online as well? Yeah.

Okay, we'll do that one as well. We'll do that one that way. That knocks out a Euro person for the online. Yep, for sure. Okay, Bryson, what do you think? Okay, and we're gonna move on now. So I do have a question for you guys for the online one I Personally think quarterfinals of the last two years

You can look and see if there's common names in those two things and that would lead to a good They're probably gonna be pretty good at the online semifinals. I Agree, I lead to a good, they're probably gonna be pretty good at the online semifinals. I agree. I think for instance, like an online spot. And I mean, we will, you know, we'll get there, but like somebody like Manon Anganese, where you don't even think about her, but in the last two quarterfinals,

she's always been in the top 12 and she always makes the games. She's trash at the games, but she always does. She's always there. And she always makes the games she's trash at the games. But she always does. She's always. Yeah. And she's very good online. She makes it in rogue every single year on the rogue online qualifier. I'm pretty sure she was second place, like three years straight. So at the rogue qualifier. So like I'm I think quarterfinals are the last two

years if there's a common now a common name there is a very good correlation to the online semi final. Obviously, it's not a one for one. But I'm curious about y'all's opinion. I'm like if you if you agree with that or not. I agree. I think I love that take. I just had this realization because I was about to give man and Ingenie's a nickname that was not very flattering. And then I realized that I had to be better than that because I'm now president of the CrossFit Athlete Council. And I was wondering if I'm gonna be able to say the things

that I would typically say now that I've been elected into office. You know? You represent these women. Yeah, but I just feel like, I, I, ah, whatever, I'm gonna go with it. I'm gonna run with it. What you say goes.

All right, cool. Man vaginies. We're going to give her. Let's wait till we get there. The only thing I would push back and say with John and those, I think there's a really strong correlate. I think people that just excel online or good online, no matter what the workouts and what the format.

I would say two years ago quarterfinals was a lot more specifically tested as far as bottlenecks go. You had the workout that ended with nine rope climbs and it really just came down to how fast you could do those nine. You had the workout with all pressing redundancy with the handstand walk with the ring muscle up that ended with the 21 wall facing straight handstand push up. So if you're just someone that got caught in that bottleneck, you took a massive hit last year. I think in general, it was just a little bit better programmed well rounded Lee, even though there were less tests. So I would say last year

is probably a better thing to work at. But I mean, you could convince me that two years ago was just as good. That's why I'm saying a common name. Because if you're in the top 12 in both of them, what's stopping you? Right. You know what I'm saying? If you're only in the top 12 in one, I don't think you're an automatic, we say they're going. But if you're there for both of them, like top 15 for both of them, you're pretty great. All right. Let's rock with it. Let's say we're starting with the Mayhem Classic and we've got to start with some question marks. I think the reason I want to start with quarterfinals and worldwide, I think we'll go for quarterfinals worldwide for mayhem and because they're taking the best and then Spain

will probably go to quarterfinals Europe. And then we'll go back to worldwide for open on quarterfinals. I just feel like that's probably the best touch point to use for now John. Okay. Emma Lawson. I don't even think she's competing this year Is she I think I think she's competing. I don't think I think Yeah, I think then Emma take the first two spots from me. You think Emma Lawson is gonna take a spot after starting a podcast losing a coach taking a mental health break

Doing her makeup thing whatever that is, right? She sounds like a makeup company. She just didn't do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.

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Okay, let's okay. So we think Tia is doing the mayhem classic. Sure. I think maybe an hour away. I could see her just saying let's go ahead and get this wrapped up. So right. That's what I think he is doing the man classic. Who else do you think does that?

And has a chance to really is she in Tennessee or is she in crazy pants land still? I'm just here. People who are doing who are doing it. I'm not giving her that spot. I'm just trying to say who would do the main, I think she, she, she did the, the other, the first mayhem classic. Because then do you think she would do it? No, I think she's doing NorCal brother.

Okay. Um, Haley Adams, Haley's probably going to use the open. I think that's safe to say now, whether they open it up to the world or they just say, we're taking the top 20 in North America, that's a completely different thing. I think Haley Adams and Tia are taking those two spots. Would Maddie start doing it or would she stay in Australia? I think she'd probably stay in Australia. I mean, she comes to Tennessee for proven camps, though. That's that's why.

Yeah, that's why. Yeah, but if she comes for a proven camp and she does the open there, then doesn't she have to do the online semifinal there and then potentially? I mean, I don't know. Moving cards. Right. Well, it's hard to bet that Haley's in Tennessee. Hey, what about Brooke? Oh, it's a good call. Brooks.

You think Brooke is beating Haley? I think it's yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course you do Jr. You're her coach. What I was gonna bring up and get it not dodging this part of the question at all is. We know there's certain things that you think of when you think of mayhem programming. We know what they did at the mayhem classic.

We know what they're pretty big on as far as their weekly training. What's the first thing that comes to mind? The first word that comes to your mind when you think mayhem programming? Jay already go. Volume. Okay. Bryson? That's what I was going to say.

John? GHC's and rope climbs. Well, GHC's and rope climbs. Okay. Somebody asked me a word. Gay, I think gay. Okay. So what I was gonna say is rich rich has already gone on and said, I think at the end of the like marathon row, he was talking about it. But I know

he's talking about podcasts, that hey, you're probably going to see maybe some throwback workouts beefed up a little bit. And we know it's only two days. So when you think of mayhem, you think of movement specifically, I don't think they're just going to steer away from that altogether. And you also know that there are things that can expose weaknesses that athletes have that I think are going to make them avoid mayhem altogether. Parallettes, pegboards, legless, dumbbell squat snatches. I mean, the gambit. I think someone like Tia obliterates mayhem because of the, I don't want to call it specificity. They it's like nothing's off limits to them. Right.

And I love that. I love that. But to answer your question. Yes, I think Brooks getting up to where she can make it. It doesn't matter where she goes. You think she'll beat Haley. She's going to beat Tia. Oh, you are clapped out.

If you think she's being Tia, bro. Do you have like some sort of like he doesn't think that he does. Well, then you're retarded. I think I think I think Brooke has has just as good a shot of being Haley as Haley does beating her. That's how I feel and just kind of depends on the program. I a little bit.

Yeah, in I mean Haley looked awesome in that stand back battery test. I mean, that's what it in that stand back battery test. I mean, that's what it was at Rogue, right? She did really well on that. She's obviously gotten strong. She did well on the snatch at Cine's last year. Didn't do great on the front squat. I just think it would depend what the heavy workout is

because Brooke is pretty strong at everything. Wait, wait, strong at everything you mean strength wise or strong at everything fitness? Weightlifting, thank you. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I would take over both of them. I just don't know if she's going to do it would be Alexis Raptors. Um, oh, oh, I think she's good enough to qualify wherever she goes and she works out. She's in Georgia, right? And she was, I think she's, she's closer to Hiller. I think she's in like, she's only like I think she lives like only an hour or so away from Chicago. I think she's Alfredo a lot to train. How about the the new hot news about Brennan Dorman leaving TTT? For undisclosed reasons. Yeah, he said there was a rift, so to speak a gap, maybe a crack, some might

say, a butt crack. Bring up his Instagram post. All right, let's let's check it out. We also got to bring up the rule book once we're done with this. I'm just waiting on Josh's Instagram post. Josh. Yeah, will these is that who you're talking about? Josh Woolley? No. Brennan Dorman. What's this thing? I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, yeah. His name is Woolley too. I was like, you're talking about John Woolley? No. Yes. Yes. That's what I'm talking about. Yes. Hey, how do I find this guy? Dorman Dorman to door. I thought it was Dornan. No, Brandon

Dorman. Brandon. That's not him two ends in an e is that him Hold on sorry, I sure this happens that here we go All right after 10 years at training think tank we have parted ways over time fundamental differences emerged between TTT and myself dash differences that could not be reconciled. While the separation has been challenging, it has only solidified my resolve to stay true to my guiding principle. Being athlete focused and servant hearted in everything I do.

That was heartfelt. Dang, I didn't even I didn't click on it because I just figured it was going to be some like, oh, you know, we both't click on it because I just figured it was gonna be some like, oh, you know, we both agree, but this is like mutual, but it's actually kind of controversial. That's cool. Yeah, well, when I first saw it, I thought he was gonna be like endorsing

Kenyan Labs or something, like that red light therapy band that people strap to their dongs or whatever. It's just the logo and that look a lot alike. So I was just thinking more like a red light infrared therapy type thing But good for him Brennan Dorman, oh he's got max L hog on his

Page this is crazy. Anyways, um speaking of electus rap this I agree. She's a savage Do you think she'll be competing do you think she'll be competing it mayhem I don't I don't I don't know That's what I'm saying. Like it like you said, it's it's conjecture Where does Erica Folo live? Kat Kana, she's oh, yeah, she's definitely not traveling via Haley Brooke and Alexis Raptors And you throw Danielle Brandon in there too, as far as the most likely candidates.

All right, so let's stop. We got to move on with the show. We all agree on Tia and now between Haley, Alexis, Brooke, what's the general consensus? I'm going Haley. I think I would default to Brooke. I think Brooks likely to do it and Alexis, I just don't know if she's doing it. I'd say Brooke because I don't think Alexis is doing it and Haley doesn't know how to do double unders. Wow you guys are all hopping on it. They're going to be traveling double unders. I mean that's even harder. Okay we know JR prefers

Brooke. So okay we're giving Tia and Brooke those are our first two let's make a note. Travis Brault says he's either signing up for Brennan whatever his name's program or Will Ahees. Yeah, he's gonna tear his Achilles and then he's gonna need a Kenyan lab sponsorship to handle all the need tonight as he gets. Women who are going to games. Tia and Brooke from Mayhem.

two games. Tia and Brooke from Mayhem. All right, now we'll go to Spain. Spine. And is Spain taking anyone worldwide? John Young or just Europeans? It's anybody who wants to do the qualifier. Oh, oh, I bet you there's going to be some like bottom tier North America athlete who comes out of there then. Let's go. Let's just go to you. I think it's gonna be hard for them to come out of there. I think there's gonna be high level Europeans doing it. Okay, I bet Laura goes to Spain. You know, I don't think he's coming out of there. Do you think Laura goes? I don't know if Gabby's not going to

be able to compete this year. I don't think is Laura doing it? Okay, Laura sucks ass. She's not in man. I'm just that's this conversation we need to have. We're going to. Yeah. Is she I mean, that's a great question. I think she's avoiding.

She's not you don't think she's going to do it. No, I feel like she's not going to do it either. Her and her and Kristoff are too involved. If we're if we're truly predicting who's going to come out and we don't think Laura's going to, I don't think I don't think we should give Laura a spot. Okay. Okay. No, she's not getting a spot. What do you think man? Got gut instinct? No. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, she's

washed. Okay, Susan's hit me with a little small cam. Oh, the vlog. All right, Emma McQuade, we know she's out. Alisa Fuliano, she is from Spain, right? No, Italy. Ah, Italy. Claudia, look. Is it their flag, like right next to them? I think the Italy flag is like almost Mexican and same with Ireland.

Like look at Ireland Italy uh maybe not maybe I'm retarded all right let's uh who she's Spanish yeah she's Spain uh do you think um Amy Kringle will do this one it's close to her I bet Amy Kringle does but I really? It's close to her. I bet Amy Kringle does, but I really think people like, I think Manon Engenez, I don't know, man. Based on what John made a compelling argument that we need to go ahead and bank on Manon making it online. If that's the case, yeah. But this is before. I don't put it after doing this. If you were her, I would. Why would

you not? Dude, Europe is wide fucking open right now. It's crazy. You know, if you were, if you were her, I would, why would you not? Dude, Europe is wide fucking open right now. It's crazy. Annika Annika is going to go to the in person Spain one, but she's Annika who Annika group. Oh, why are we even talking about her? She's not taking a spot because she missed the North America spot. Like last year by a spot or two, whatever the same thing she did the year before.

And she went to the Madrid championship So I think that she's I think I'm talking about like the bottom tier North American people is gonna be like oh I can go get an easy spot. I think she went to Madrid I think she went to Madrid because Travis Mayer went and so did Max El Hajj and some of the other TSD people Yeah, but I'm just saying she's one of the shitty North American people who will travel just to try to get an easy spot and I just don't think she's gonna get it. Are there any Europeans that are doing the World Fitness Project that can't do the French Throwdown? Because I think all

of those people will do this Spain one, because the World Fitness Projects on the same day. God, this is so hard. I think I think Emma Tall and I think Elisa, do you think Emma, is Emma Tall, oh, Emma Tall's not competing either. She's retired, yep. Wow, so Gabby, Laura, Emma Tall, M McQuade all out. Yeah, dude, I didn't.

That's nuts. Yeah, I don't know if you all listened to the get with the programming, but I think there's gonna be more than 10 Europeans that were at the games last year that will not be there this year. Wow. More than 10. I'd say that's true.

And these idiots want the games to be held in Europe? Yeah, I don't know. I love Europe, but come on, what are these athletes doing? What about Claudia Gluck? Or do you think she's going to just do the French throw down? I would say the biggest disappointment of The 2025 season is Gabby getting injured. I'm so bummed about that I would say Claudia gets a spot, but I think we should give it to her the French throwdown

Just a Claudia Gluck is French throwdown. I feel like Alisa Fuliano and potentially Jackie Dahlstrom or Amy Kringle take? I think. I think I kinda, after rolling through these people, I think it's gonna be an American that we're not, we cannot possibly predict. Like, you know, one of the good Americans that have just decided that it's what they're doing,

or, I think it's, I think it's Manon Anganese, even though we wanna give her an online spot, I feel like there's nobody else good. Yeah. I say man in Anganese gets a spot and then. I don't think you cannot give Eliseo Fuliano a spot. And then Amy Kringle or Fuliano. You're going to give Amy Kringle a spot over Fuliano.

I think you have to go with Fuliano. I think she has more games experiences and appearances than Amy Kringle. I'm fine with that. They're they're the same bucket for me. Okay, man and man and Lisa are either of them good enough to transcend whatever the online qualifiers or no, I think I don't think Kringle would. I think man and has shown that she's extremely good online, not man and

between the other two or either of those. No, no, won't be close. Okay, so I'm good man and in Fuliano is out 20. Yeah, yeah, because there's a thing if man qualifies first out of Spain, even if she's even if she's top 12 in the world and on the online semi final, it doesn't matter. They're not going to get she's going to go to the next right exactly

Wow, so it's not like for example Amy Kringle could go to Spain and take second or third to man and angonies and Alisa Fuliano and then if Elise and then If man and angonies qualifies for the online then it would go to Kringle she's fuck. She yeah, I know I know that's what I'm saying. She's fucked. So wow, that's crazy Okay, so we've got mayhem Spain These are our four athletes of artia clear To me for those who don't know her Brooke Brooke not ends but wells

Which is a weird twist of events man in Anganese and Alisa Fuliana. That's who we've got so far Now we're gonna go back to worldwide Wow, if I just tucked a little harder last year, I would be on the top spot of this leaderboard. Okay. So we've got 12 spots to give out. Can you share your screen? Yeah. Sorry, I thought I was already sharing it. Uh, should I have this screen? Can you hear that? Nope. I just rushed it to... We're already gonna go to 13 spots because we think Mannen's good enough to finish in the top 12.

Okay, we could just not pick her. Yeah, let's just not pick her. Okay, I'm a Lawson. I think yes. Yep. Okay. Online. Raptus. Yes. Raptus. Yes. Lawson. I would say Matty Sturt. Yes. Wow. Danielle. Yes. Matty Sturt. Even track Taylor. What? Are you keeping track of like how many names? Yeah, yeah. I'm writing it down now. That's what I'm doing. Next one. Okay. All of these people are out. Daniel Brandon's out.

No, no, we said, we said her. We said, and I think the next in is Gazan. I would say low in. Not Gazan. Well, no, no, after Gazan. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm just naming people off.

Alice Gazan. What's the name of the person? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don no, no, after Gazan. Oh, okay. Okay. Just naming people off. Alice Gazan. Oh, not Erica Folo. I think Folo will be good enough online to me. Man, it's I don't know. Dude, dude, dude. I, I, I want, I want her to but she also just lost a coach too. Isn't she a brute athlete now though? Or proven proven she's proven.

Really? I don't know what she is. No, she's here to stop it. She, she said on Hiller's thing that Josh was coaching her through water Palooza and then she had to find a new coach. That's what she said. Um, let's see, dude, I could have sworn. But she also said in Hillary's thing that she like can make it online or do you think

she's a French throw down? I don't think Freya was doing it. Like you don't think she can compete? No, no. As she said, not explicitly, but I, yeah. She was one of the athletes that it was pretty like that stormed out of the meter. What about Emily Rohl? Who stormed out Karen fraeova? She was one of them. Douche canoe. Okay, so what are we saying about follow? Are we giving her a spot? Let's let's put

her on the on the B team. Like, okay, the bubble. Put it on the bubble. Yeah. Okay, so we've got hold on Emma Lawson, Alexis Raptus, Maddy Sturr, Daniel Brandon, Alice Kazan. I'll have to be honest, I'm not a fan of Daniel Brandon as a pick. I don't think she's going to make it this year. I think when you're at the top of the sphere for the women especially, the drop off from the next level is enormous. Yeah, she would have to get so much worse

It just doesn't matter. She's that much fitter than the next tier. We're like the men There is there are a million guys right there There's a million guys right there, right and and then the top There's not as much of a drop-off anything right happened with the last spots with the women I really feel like there's a big gap of fitness. Okay, I can get on board with that. Okay, so we've got- Hailey, we didn't say Hailey.

You said Ariel, so I was thinking we go Hailey, Ariel. I like Hailey for qualifying online. All right, no, I'm with you. Okay. I'd probably say for qualifying online. I know I'm with you. Okay, I probably say Emily to then Emily Roth. Yeah. Oh, I said if you Bryson if you had to if you had to bet an amount of money that mattered to you aerial competes or doesn't

Oh jeez. Oh is it no beating I would say no. Really? Yeah. I'm going to say yes. For competing in the game season? Yeah. Dave lied to us.

I think Ariel is another person that is good enough, especially at high volume gymnastics, to qualify at Mayhem. I know we've already picked someone, but I think she would do it too. You don't think she would do like, she's not planning on doing like TFX. She's wet. She's like doing TFX or NorCal. I think she's definitely doing one of those. She wasn't supposed to do TFX.

No, she's West Texas too. Like she's. Yeah. I think she's definitely doing one of those events. I'm not going to give her. If she decides to compete, I would guess she would do TFX. And if she decides to compete, I think she would make the online semi-final.

I think so too. I think she would make the online semi-final. I'm giving her a pick. I have to give her a pick. I think Grace Walton can make it online. Oh, why? She's 21st. I defer to you on knowing how good she is at stuff. Why? Look at this. She's, dude, she got second in the

open. She should have won it because she got dumb no reps. And I know it's the open but she got 21st in quarterfinals. You're right. You're right, Taylor. But Grace Walton is not like hit the potential that she has. Like I think I could see Grace Walton being one of these people that makes a bigger jump than everybody else. I think we're just seeing the start of Grace Walton. Okay.

Do you think if you look at her projection, like not her projection, but like how she's progressed, she's gotten better every year with no hint of slowing down You know how some like you kind of hit a plateau of like this is just kind of where you are She hasn't hit that yet. Hmm. I never hit that bro. Just saying but uh If there's a dude if the long it online semis has a and I mean she finished 19th without it last year But if there is a wheelhouse Deadlift workout for pre-o she could take one of those spots. Oh, I don't think I don't think Carolyn pervose taking a spot. I

Don't know mine spot. No, I think she'd have to get way luckier than one deadlift workout Yeah, and I really like Carolyn like a lot I just don't and I can't see them not doing double unders at some point. Right. Or a high fucking volume of them. What? That's my point. Yeah, I guess. Me finals. Yeah, there's no way it's not going to be 500 double unders in a workout. At least at least what was that double under lunge legless? Was it Jr or muscle up? 2021 online semi finals, double under lunch muscle up it was over 600 double unders muscle up it was lunch double under fuck ton.

Yeah, I mean, you're the open workout with 800 double lunges. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was that was my best open finish. When I first started, I was like 29th in the world, dude, maybe maybe it was like 50th or something. I smashed that workout. How many spots were you at? Where are we at? We are at Emma Lawson, Electus Raptus, Matty Sturdinger, Brandon Alex Gazan,

Haley, Ariel Loewen, Grace Walton. So we've got eight. Oh, she isn't? No, no. If you're saying she said it on spin I Too was also on spin. No, she said that she's not saying that she's doing the games That's what she said like she's not committing to it. Yeah, she's not. Oh, yeah, dude Then all my money's on her not doing it. Nah, dude. I I'm gonna say she is doing it

All your money Bryson really? Yeah, all $7. Okay, now what if that seven had five or six zeros behind it? Then I would double it. So you would bet $14? No, I'm saying that I would bet on her not doing the games and I would get twice as much money back for winning my bet. John, I'm not betting that much money. John would never bet for anyone that took big penalties.

That is just a really far down this leaderboard that we're not thinking of. Joe, that you can think of off the top of your head. I'm kind of going through it and it's not, I don't, Oh, maybe Olivia cursed setter with the right events I don't think she's making it in an online like Lucy if she's gotten a lot Dude I think if you have to caveat with if she's gotten a lot better. It's the same caveat for Grace Walton No, I'm saying Grace Walton has been getting better I think you have to say that and Grace Walton made the games like Lucy's still not there.

She's not and Lucy is not like a prodigy the way we've seen young women before. She's not that she's great. She's really good. She's not Emma Lawson. She's not. I'm sorry. I was gonna take a spot. Not Haley Adams at that age.

She's just not. I'm not saying she won't get to the games eventually, but I wouldn't bank on her being tough. Lucy is 18. That's young, buddy. We gotta get four more spots. I'm giving one to Folo. She's definitely 100 over coffee right now.

I would agree with that. Let's give one to follow then okay, I Feel like there's got to be somebody what about Miriam bond we haven't given one to Amy Kringle yet I think we have to give one to Amy Kringle. I Don't really know much about Amy Kringle. Okay. Here's the deal. We're talking about fucking Lucy McGonagall and and fucking Claudia Gluck. Yeah, we might as well give one to Claudia Gluck then too. And probably and probably on a career was going to smash online. No, no, no, she's not. She can't. I don't disagree with. Okay guys timeout.

She always does go online. Okay where's she on this? Oh she's 30th you fucks. There's like 20 girls that have her. Okay would you agree? Wait a minute. Would you agree Colton's very good online or not? I think the second of leg was wrong.

I would say sometimes Colton's good online but if it were the 2021 games workouts to qualify, he might be. Okay. You're saying also, and also stop it. I'm also saying Colton's 10 times fitter, times fitter than Anika Greer. It's not what I'm asking. I'm just saying built for I take the Saga over on a career. I take FISA copy of rock over here too. But again, you're missing the point. We haven't picked Amy Kringle. We haven't picked Abby Domet who again is bent to the game. Yeah. I mean,

yeah, let's go with Domet. You have to at this point. Abby Domet. Okay. So here's what we got. We've got Emma Lawson, Alexis Raptors, Maddie Sturt, Daniel Brandon, Gazan Gazan, Adams, Ariel, Lohan, Grace Walton, Erica, follow Amy Kringle, Abby Doma. And that is 1234567891011. So we have one more spot to give. And you're you really want to give it to I'll give it to Kringle over over we already gave a spot we already gave us about Kringle.

I think a page, Saminza, Anika Greer, someone like that is going to take an online spot. We already gave us a triangle. I think a Paige, Saminza, Anika Greer, someone like that is going to take an online spot. Amanda Barnhart's not? No. Caroline Stanley's not. Hattie Cano's not. I think Mirham Monroe can surprise us online. Really? Over Annika Greer, yeah. Dude. She wouldn't be my pick, but over Annika Greer. Okay, well who's your pick? Who's your last spot pick? Claudia Gluck.

And it's worth saying too that these workouts are gonna be more demanding from a skill and loading perspective than like an open which Obviously Von Rohr is incredible at that If you want to give it I'm basing my Anika Greer opinion on to is like 95 pound thrusters, we still haven't given anything to Emily Rolfe I thought we already gave a spot to Emily Rolfe. I thought we already gave a spot to Emily Rolfe. No, if we give a spot to Emily Rolfe, that's the last one.

Oh, I think we should do that. Yeah. Okay. Okay, Rolfe. Okay, so here's the ladies we've got so far. We have 16 qualifiers. We could have solved that like five minutes ago. Sorry, Tia, to you too, me, Brooke, sorry, nine N's. Wells, Manon Anganese, Elisa Fuliano,

Emma Lawson, Electus Raptus, Maddie Sturck, Daniel Brandon, Alex Kazan, Haley Adams, Ariel Loewen, Grace Walton, Erica Folow, Amy Kringle, Abby Dome, Emily Roth. It's like a who's who of the top fucking 10. So I think we're good so far. That's a stacked field to this point. Now let's go ahead and mosey on over to the Europe leaderboard once more. And we've got to give what two more spots to Europe John Yes, okay This is gonna be the French third. Oh, it's a fun. They've even a fall. Okay, so we're Claudia Glock clear He gave one to her on the online. I thought no he didn't

Let's say Glock No, dear good luck and then Claudia Gluck. And then, Dahlstrom. I would say Jackie Dahlstrom too. Isn't she coached by Andre Houdet? I thought she was Singleton. Oh, you're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. Yeah, I think a lot of these European women are going to benefit from all of these European women. Oh, 100%. Dude, they're going on strike. You know what happened when fucking the NFL're going on strike. You know, what happened when fucking the NFL players went on strike is all the players from the USFL came in

and made a fuck ton of money for a season. And then they made a movie about it. And it was great. Great movie. Okay, so we've got Europe. Now we've got to do what? Oh, let's go to Africa. They're getting one spot we said. Yeah. And it does, you know know you pick whoever you want probably Christina Lividadakis. No I'm not gonna pick her because what was it she went to the semi-final in Africa and what and what happened there I mean let's see what happened I can't even remember but it was like she somehow destroyed. You grew on Gemma Rader. Gemma Rader. Like, barely. Yeah, it's always it's always gonna be barely because Oh, yeah. But this was the the was this not the sled pull event where like it was like, look at this. She beat her in almost

every workout except the sled pull event. No, no, no. That was the year Michelle qualified was with the sled, right? Correct. Yeah, that was the running clean and jerk workout. Yeah. Now also look is this girl Gilmarie was on top of the leaderboard almost for most of the weekend, the year Michelle qualified. It was basically Gilmarie and then this girl and Gemma Rader came out of nowhere and destroyed both of these girls. What was event five? Snatch. So she's just weak. Well, she's not going to make it if she's 15th in Africa and on the snatch. No, I think Gemma

Raider probably makes it if she came out of nowhere to beat both of these girls who are already knocking on the door the year prior and she made the huge leap, I think she's probably going to make it again. Yeah, I agree. I'm fine with that. I hate talking about these regions that have nobody I like talking about them They just don't matter. I know they don't matter at the games, but it's cool. Like we already know that Abby don't choked on an ex-endurance pill and This other and Emily Rolfe had a stroke because of a vaccine injury and she got surgery on it like we don't know anything about these people. They could be amazing ambassadors for CrossFit and we just stick our head up, you know,

the ass of athletes we all know about that don't do anything for CrossFit really. And I'm quite frankly, I'm fucking sick of it. So generally- And that's why you're the head of the CAC. May CrossFit- That's why I'm not, I just care about how good you are. Ha ha ha ha. that's fair okay let's go to

Asia China China as they say okay China the women in China I think say her kayas mmm y'all think some young choice but the fucking say her car has been better than her every every about John Young I Love to on young. I love to on young. She's my Girl, I love her on John dude. They want at least she's not at say her guys How many how many spots are these is a again one two one you sure yes? China gets one spot. Okay And we're really giving it to sir her

Dude she's got it every time Guys he actually did pretty darn good. I thought at the tier so cow Yeah, I think so, okay China She belonged out there. I didn't feel like she was just those weak link that they did, you know, diversity reasons. Okay, ooh, Victoria Campos, she's on the oh, she's PFAA. She ain't qualified. For the women, I'm going with Pinheiro.

Oh, again? Dude, this girl's fucking nipples probably way more than the three of us combined Full of testosterone bro, it's like a landfill on top of her titty, dude Like a spike in the geography. It's crazy. It's like a topography map. It's like a lot elevation gain right there, buddy mountainero a lot of elevation game right there buddy. Mount Pinero. Okay, Julia Kato. She took a minute off. So I'm not giving her a spot. I think it's probably Victoria Campos. Copa Sergant's too. Oh, it does. I honestly guys, and I can't look at this and tell you that I would rather see two athletes go from here over China. I would much rather see the

one junk and some young toy go. Yeah, then any of these in any of these, you know, I completely agree. And it has nothing to do with their fitness. Right, so you're with me, bro. I'm with you. The personalities matter. Now listen, when everybody sucks, your personality matters. Okay, that's fair.

That's why the people love me. Lucia Verretti, Emily Andrade, these people. Dude, dude, I mean, it doesn't matter. They're not they're not gonna make that True Dustin's got a great point. He is the best chick in South America. I would say For sure. He's definitely the best with the man, Gina He actually took a lot of his Instagram money and got a got a plastic surgery recently. He is a bus Yeah, he's got a labiaplasty. I wouldn't know geese block Who hasn't blocked me which is crazy Danny Spiegel, but he has beat what he has wait who hasn't Danny Spiegel

Oh, wow, that's what I mean. And I don't see when I don't follow her. But she doesn't she doesn't have any box. I know I can still look. She's not good enough for you to have talked about her enough. Right, right. I've said nothing but bad things about Danny Spiegel. Nice. Yeah, but it's just so infrequent. That's fair. But you drive engagement for her. She wouldn't have any money for it weren't for you. That makes me sad. Okay. So what do we think? Me, I can't even make a pick here.

It's up to you. Hey, listen, it's like, I'm not just doing this because of timing. Dude, Danny has a disposable income to the point where she could be like, Brazil sounds cool. She's good on there and punch your ticket. Like I could be allowed to South America, everybody. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if it's open anyone like Australia is but I think someone like

Danny could afford to travel wherever she wants. She could go to Madrid or wherever and punch or take it easily. Dude, I think somebody like a Kyra Milligan or on a career goes here then. I mean, we could probably pull up their announcement and see what their qualification process is but We could probably pull up their announcement and see what their qualification process is but Okay

We could just give one of these spots We could just say okay spot two is gonna go to an gonna go to an American competitor Or we could do that in the druid one of the two Oh, I wonder if Matt chance to can douchebag respond to my comment. Oh, he did he did Here, let's go to this comment real quick He did. He did. Here, let's go to this comment real quick. Okay, this is Matt Chan. And in case you're wondering what post categories falls and it falls into the gayest fitness

posts ever on Instagram. And Eagle angle right there. Yeah, look, he can't even do proper timing on a thruster. Dude, Jesus, he's nuts about fall out of his shorts. And he just has horrible movement. This is my last comment. I said, you want to go around and guys, that guy won the Titan games. Oh, yeah.

It's sort of Danny Spiegel, dude. They're probably in the same camp. Obviously, this guy also has the shortest femurs on planet Earth and the longest torso. His leg almost fell off like he had like crazy surgery on one of his legs. He did. Yeah. Yeah. For what? I don't know. I don't it was like a freak accident, but it like it's Probably too much CrossFit, which yeah way too much intense. No, I did

Working where it is working mountain bike injury mountain bike Ah, if you would have done more zone to he wouldn't have gotten hurt on his mountain bike Or maybe he was doing zone two on his mountain bike and zone two actually caused injury. Yeah Crossfit so this is what I commented I said you went on Khalifa show and talked for an hour about how crossfit beat you up and you could never recover because You didn't have an aerobic base and how that was the crossfit methodology's fault. I misspelled the methodologies. I Don't give a fuck I don't want to have an adult conversation with a cuck who takes the low road of build the

brand then burn the bridge. You don't acknowledge everything amazing about the methodology. Instead focusing on how it doesn't have enough zone to really just say you are psychologically intolerant to discomfort and that's why you only want to ride a bicycle at a conversational pace and do power raises. That's fine, bro but it's not CrossFit's fault. And then I said it's not about loyalty. I'm not saying some zone two doesn't work I'm saying if you have an hour to work out the CrossFit regimen beats anything and everything under the sun. Minimum effective dose. You are like the doctor throwing oxys at all his patients because it's what they want and it will make them feel good.

Meanwhile failing to mention that losing weight and moving frequently will solve many of the symptoms that you are giving them a temporary treatment for. It's cuck shit. You aren't smarter than Glassman or even scratching the surface and improving what he created, pretending that you are his absolute bonkers. And three minutes ago, Matthew Chan, CrossFit's biggest cuck responded, thanks for sharing your perspective. I've always had great respect for CrossFit and the impact it's had on the fitness industry. It's where I got my start. He says it's where I got my start. You fucking asshole.

It built everything that you have. Everything that you have is built on the back of CrossFit, Matt Chan. Admit it. And I learned a lot. That said, growth often involves reflecting on personal experiences and evolving to create something even better.

You heard it here first, guys. Matt Chan is actually smarter than and better than the founder of CrossFit. Keyword smarter than. He even wears Russell Athletic and he does squats to the medicine ball until his labia's hit it. Keyword smarter than he even wears Russell athletic and he does squats to the medicine ball until his labia is hit it. I understand passion for a methodology can sometimes cloud judgment. First off first retarded, not the first retarded thing you've said, but one of the most, but I think we can both agree that there's room for diverse approaches and

fitness. What a douche. I got to respond real quick. It's a DEI response. Yeah, it is a DEI response. Just shut up, dude. To say that it's where you got your start is absolutely wild. Getting a start in fitness like, Oh, I got my level one and liked it and coached in an affiliate for a couple years and then moved on to college athletics. Do you know what I mean? This guy goes to the game several years. The only reason he gets a chance on Titan games is because he was a fucking CrossFit Games athlete. He's on staff level one, level two seminar staff learns everything he knows about exercise and CrossFit and claims that's his start. Okay. what were we going to? We were going to copasers qualifying

process. Sorry, guys. JR, you want to give one to Canadian or American and then one to Brazil? Yeah, let's just do that. I mean, I'd probably say Campos for the Brazil one. Do you think she's competing?'s full-time PFA now, um Yeah, I think so he signed the doc and Dave didn't get fired bro. Yeah, I Think um, oh Matt Chan's wife was your L1 flowmaster. Are you really sorry? No, I'm not sorry at all He's a fucking douche and his wife should divorce him He's a fucking douche and his wife should divorce him You are having deja vu Mason Mitchell, okay, if you don't watch it click new bro

Yeah, I saw JR's head down the entire time I Was looking at um The online semis process requires for all your videos to be public on YouTube, which I think is great. I think we talked about that last week. And also just still wondering why they're making your judge, your in-person judge have way more credentials. I really think that they're not going to do a crazy extensive online video review I think they're going to go with the judge on the floor at the time saying Yes, their hips are opening or no their hips are not and then it gets a certain amount of thumbs down Then they'll look at it. That's it. I wish they would have done that years ago

This is a great comment by Maris The craziest part is that Matt Chan watched that video back and thought it was still okay to post from those angles. He saw his nutsack in his shorts and was like, Oh yeah, that'll be a good one. He saw his labias. Yeah, true. His labia major. Okay. Victoria can't post that. Busy juice. see juice. Yeah, bussy juice dripping down his legs, bro. His socks are soaked. Well, that's own dude. Okay, Victoria, can you guys see that private chat? I just want I just want to stay on topic.

Oh my god. Victoria campus. She's taking a spot. Who else is taking a spot? You want to give it to someone random? So we'll go back to hold on. Let's go to quarterfinal. Hey, stop, stop typing. Hold on. That is the loudest typing I've ever heard. It's Taylor's keyboard. Kurt Kerstetter. Oh, okay. Olivia Kerstetter. I like that Camp Campos Christetter. He's definitely getting a spot Dr. Medica Campos Christetter This is the problem so like like listen Oh chan will beat you up he will beat you up Oh boo fucking who I don't care if he'll beat me up

He's a retard and he's a douchebag. And do you know why listen? This is the only argument I need to make I'm not saying zone 2 doesn't work zone 2 works great But for most people they have an hour to work out in a day and the cross-it methodology beats zone 2 It's not even fucking close and this is the problem the guy gains 170,000 followers off of the back of CrossFit. He then uses all of that leverage that CrossFit gave him to turn around and talk shit about it and hock loogies on it and to crap on it and to say beat me up and it's not good and don't do it. The bad part about

CrossFit and he's making rage- bait clickbait viral videos off of a methodology that built him. That's the only point I'm making. And if you fuckers can't open your eyes wide enough to see that, go watch Barbell spin right now. I also guarantee you Matt Chan has never done one expression of intensity a day for three days on one day off. Yeah. And if he beats Taylor up, I'll beat him up.

Exactly. So, you know what? Matt Chan can't beat me up. Yeah, we got spots from the Goonies on our side. Not only do I have fucking recharge strong John Young, but I have Bryson. I have JR. JR will watch and make sure that nothing nefarious goes on Sevan will probably squeeze him by the nuts while he's trying to beat me up

I got a whole squad and Taylor just suck his dick until he's fucking dry exactly And Matt Chan if you still want to fight me after hearing that you might be gay you might be gay. Sure I get so hot when you get riled up Taylor. Two dollars thank you. Thank you. Chan is right and you are Bobby Smokes. Okay, Bobby smoke. All right, let's go to the next All right ours app. The thing is shut up Okay, next one What do we got left? Oh We haven't given a spot to Go to win TFX. No, we haven't given a spot to mal Yeah, no, she's done. She's not competing ever again, you don't think you think she's gonna do a will more add fun house

No, it's not nothing on house What do you mean fun house bro, well more ads fun house. Oh, we've got ocean. Yeah We gave a spot to Maddie Sturt and Grace Walton. Anybody can go to this too. I think an American goes here too. Yeah. You don't think, uh, what's her face? Ellie Tana.

Yeah. Monica Greer did the, uh, the down under championship. And I think she got second. If she gets a spot, this might be where she or Jeff prior. Um, Jr. They always program some like hand sandbark type deal that she's always pretty good at. And I mean, if it's just the Australians, the only like, she got second, you know, the only person beating her is Manny Sturt. And she's already in. I think she's gonna get a spot one way or the other, whether it's

online or if it's in person in North American event, which is still like, remember we still have to talk about with all the names we've already named. We still have to give two spots at NorCal, two spots at Syndicate, two spots at TFX and you guys already think that it's kind of hard to pick people at this spot. Fuck yeah, it is hard, dude. This is crazy. You give one spot to an Australian here or New Zealander

and then one spot to a New Zealander. Yeah, I'm going Georgia, no, I'm going Georgia prior and Daisy McDonald. Both of them? We still have six spots to do. I know, but you don't think anybody's not gonna go over there and get a spot? I don't think anybody's not gonna go over there and get a spot I don't think anyone's gonna travel to America

I think people will go over there I but I could see no one who like comes from America getting a spot Yeah, I here's the thing out of all of the women we've named most of them are from North America So who now is traveling over here? That's better than these two girls is on a career better than these two girls fuck No, I think there's John. She's on the same. No, she's not. No, she's not I Think on the same level on a career is on the same level as these girls online, but this isn't online Oh, yeah, that's fair. But uh, I think somebody like Sidney Wells could come over too. I think I think they're like five girls at that level that could come over to I think I think I think they're fine I think they're like five girls at that level that could come over there and I just highly doubt that the two Australians

are both going to be over all five of those girls I think somebody will take a spot I it's for the sake of this for the sake of this argument we can pick these two people I just I'm willing to bet somebody comes over and gets a spot No fucking shot Daisy McDonald is getting this. What do you think JR? Hey, hey JR. I like I like McDonald here, but I will side with John that Your Annika Greer look who made it in the East last year. She finished one spot out against Tia Emma Lawson, Brooke Wells. Who was behind her though? Everybody. Like she's really good. She's barely missing in a field that good. She could go to a field that doesn't make it.

Let's see who was behind her because that's really fucking important. Yeah, but Folo was ahead of her the whole time. Dude, not a lot. Okay, nobody was behind her. If Lydia Fish would ever put 20 pounds on, she's someone like Lydia Fish is probably going to be good enough to qualify this year, but you 100% okay, if. So if that's a hundred percent, no, Annika Greer, Annika Greer always finds a way to say years cannot qualify. How well here's what I think. And here's what I think it's Annika Greer is still battling with Trump derangement syndrome, which is a really hard thing to overcome.

This is, and I was honestly just about to say that. And I know you guys think it's a fucking joke, but let me at least make this clear. If you are deranged enough at that age to be woke and upset about something like that, I don't think you're mentally capable enough for dealing with adversity at competition well enough to qualify.

I just don't. Especially not an in-person event where you control all of the variables. Online, you control the variables, everything. And you can get away with minimizing adversity as much as possible, but an in-person competition, you control the variables, everything. And you can get away with minimizing adversity as much as possible, but in in-person competition, you can't. You can't. And you know what? Trump won, and I don't think she's going to be able to, uh, don't think she's going to win.

And we're taking over her home country. I sigh with JR completely on that. I think she's good enough to make it, but there is something to, she always finds a way to choke. are completely on that. I think she's good enough to make it, but there is something to she always finds a way to choke. Thank you. That's all I'm saying. It's like three years straight where she's the last event she's come just short and have Tyler Christopher is the same way. I was about to say, John, if five people in the East just decided not to compete, same

leaderboards last year, except five people in the East just decided not to compete, same leaderboards last year, except five people qualified, weren't there anymore, would you bet on Tyler Christopher qualifying? That means Seth Stovall would make it. That means some like, like, like she just, both of those two, it's crazy that they find, I'm not going to, I think Bill Leahy is extremely unlucky, but she finds a way to always come up short. And I do think there is something to that in live competition. There's always people who are game day players and there are people who are not.

And she is not 100% is not. But I also agree with you that I think she absolutely is good enough to, it's just hard for me to say she's going to, and she always finds a way not. I think her absolutely is good enough to, it's just hard for me to say she's going to when she always finds a way not. I think her only chance is online. I'll say this, if you think Matt Chan and me in a boxing fight would be fun to watch, it wouldn't, because I've been to fucking prison,

and that guy's never been to fucking prison. And there's a lot of things that you learn in prison, and I don't think Matt Chan wants to learn any of those things from me. Yeah, like what the inside of a dude's asshole looks like. Yeah, Matt Chan is not gonna find that out, from the. Yeah. Like what the inside of a dude's asshole looks like. Yeah. And Matt Chan is not going to find that out, but I'm going to relearn what that is like if we get into a boxing match, that's for sure. Um, all right.

Let's go back. I think on a year where we're already assuming that there's three to five top pin games athletes not competing in the season, it would be insane to say you don't think on a year like this year on her career does no i'm just saying that she's not qualifying guys we are literally on south oceania we're on oceania so all i'm saying is she's not going to fly to fucking. She flew to the Madrid championship and down. Yeah, but okay. You know why she flew to down under her because no Olson and again,

Max L. Hodge were going her coach was already going there. This is not a there's there's still six spots at large. Shelby Neal is better than on a career hundred percent. Shelby Neal is better than Annika Greer? 100%. Shelby Neal, Carolyn Stanley, all these girls are way better than Annika Greer. I think Shelby Neal is better than Annika Greer. I don't think it's impossible for Annika Greer to qualify for the games. I just think it would have to be online.

I don't think she can do it in person. Let's give this spot to Shelby Neal. Why are we giving a spot to an American when we still have six at-large spots because this comes they're better than all the Australians And this competition will is big enough to draw Americans One because they're gonna think that it's an easier brand Fikowski would never let his athlete fly to Australia to qualify That's okay. We'll give it to her right for Kelsky be be the first fucking dude to be like, Hey, go find the easy spot. I think this would be smart. This is a professor trick. I don't think that's a good argument. Didn't Brent punch his ticket in China?

Oh, he did go to China. Wow. Wow. That's a fucking comedy. That's crazy. Okay. Now we got to go to North America East, North America West, and then we we got to go to North America, East North America, West, and then we've got to just do North America in general. Um, for, so we'll start with syndicate. Okay. West. Ooh, I think Christie bar is going to make it in the women's field. He acts like a pussy sometimes Okay, uh Dome it's got a spot Gazan's got a spot. Oh, how do you can you I was taking a spot in West? Yeah, what about Bethany?

No Even said her name fuck now, dude. I Would think he's really fit man. I would pick Danny over her. I would pick Hattie Canyon and Brittany wise. I I would pick Danny over her. I would pick Hattie Canyon and Brittany Wise. I would pick Hattie Canyon and Danny Spiegel. You know, Danny Spiegel really good. Kyra Milligan before I picked Danny Spiegel. Oh, Kyra, that's a good thing.

Yeah, I like Kyra Milligan too. I just, Danny, Danny always does pretty good in semifinals. Not Trista Smith? It's very annoying. I think if TFX programs the way they have in the past. Danny Spiegel's show, dude. I think Trista's crush is that. They have a skill like stations type,

muscle up, handstand hold. If they do stuff like that, Trista Smith's gonna be awesome. Okay, so who are we giving this last spot to? Yeah, but you know who's also great at skills is Brittany Wise. She competed back of usile Mmm, Oh Morgan Porter She might be making a massive leap this year and fucking demolishing these dorks, I'm yeah, I'm giving my spot to Morgan Porter

Can't go Morgan Porter I'll go Kyra Milligan and Hattie Tanya Sounds good what sounds good? Everything you guys said. Okay asshole, you got to choose between Morgan or Kyra. I don't know. You have to put your mortgage on one of them. Who are you putting it on? Kyra.

Who did better at crash? A lot better. Like not close and better. Yeah, but I view Morgan I really view Morgan is kind of like a Grace Walton or like she hasn't come anywhere near her potential. She's so new to training at a higher level and even a higher voice like so new like a baby basically goo goo gaga type shit and I don't mean like she's a baby I just mean the training age is so young the progress is insane. But I think with all that said if if, uh, how are we going to pick over? I mean, to be honest, I'd probably go Danny Spiegel over Kyra over all of them. Yeah.

She, she, again, it's like what you guys said about Daniel Brandon. Once you're at the top of the mountain, it's really hard for people to pass you up and she is a perennial, she continues to qualify despite She missed it two years ago. So Danny and Hattie? Yeah, that's my pick. Okay. I'm fine with that. I do think it's going to be a battle though. I think the West, those two spots are going to be like, I think it's up for grabs between five people. And remember, we're not talking about anyone else in North America because they all have to come from the West. Correct.

If we didn't say Olivia, I would have probably... Wait a minute. And I'm probably wrong here, but Kyra and Kiefer just moved. Kyra isn't in the mix in this competition. Oh, she's at Sydney. Oh, yeah. Okay. so Danny and Hattie. Yep. And real quick, I just want to pull up this comment by Bobby smokes, leaky will finish higher than Taylor. That's actually fucking hilarious. Since I shot a load all over his face and his back last year in semi finals and quarterfinals. I blacked out on a box.

I basically went to this liquor store, bought a fucking fifth of Zemkov, relapsed 30 minutes before quarterfinal workout too and still did better than him and all of the other workouts. Then went to semi-finals and and finished actually. I somehow managed to finish despite being 45 years old and having five knee reconstructions. I can finish the competition this fucking pussy withdraws and you're telling him he's gonna finish higher than me eat a dick literally guys okay and we're moving on um North America East now or do we let's go North America East and then we'll just try to go back to last it's more Cal so we'll just go worldwide to go back to the last. It's more Cal. So we'll just go worldwide. Okay. She's got a spot. She's got a spot. She's got a spot. She's got a spot. Shelby Neal has got a spot.

Haley has got a spot. Brooke Wells has got a spot. Samanza doesn't. David doesn't. Carolyn Stanley doesn't. Like Neely doesn't. Annika Greer is not making the game. So we're not giving her a spot. Jordan Sweck doesn't have a spot. Amanda Bonhart doesn't have a spot. Wasney doesn't. Fee doesn't. Erica Follow has a spot. Fee and Norcal. I could see Fee at Norcal doing very very well. I could see someone who's crazy athletic doing one. I see Fee as one of those athletes. Also Carolyn Stanley. Elizabeth Wishheart freaking won it. But the women's field when I was there was not deep at all. Correct. Correct. Is Sydney athletic enough to do well at Norco?

Wells? No, I don't think so. She can barely do a muscle up. I don't think she's qualifying there. Yeah. She qualified through syndicate without doing a muscle up. I don't think she's qualifying there. Yeah. She qualified through syndicate without doing a muscle up. There's not enough just straight engine at North Cal for her to do that. There's a lot of heavy, there's a lot of heavy and there's a lot of really crazy weird skilled stuff. I'd norca page and

Stanley. Yeah, you fucked hard. There was a one RM snatch. There was 10 squat cleans with a heavy barbell. There was fucking house you are there was it is for Taylor's the squat. Okay. You can't tell me that's not a heavy workout. You idiots. What's the workout? That wasn't a meter run 10 squat cleans 10 squat cleans at 245, 400 meter run. It's a battery workout. You don't even know what battery means. It's a heavy barbell and low reps. Do you think quarterfinal?

And in a row? Hey asshole, relative to every other event there and relative to every CrossFit workout. If I were to write you a fucking workout at 245, you would call it heavy. Dude, it's not relative to the other NorCal workouts. It's relative to their strength level. And Sydney Wells is strong enough for a 165 squat. Yeah, but she's not stronger than the rest of the field at a 165 squat. Holy fuck. Yeah, but it's not about being strong. You don't have a better squat clean than the rest of the field and you did okay in that workout. No, I didn't. I fucking sucked ass. There was two other guys there I was competing against. That's not true. Yes. I would say it's page and Caroline.

Yeah, I'm saying page the men's are probably as well. I like you don't think fee. I think feel be in the mix. But I'm rocking with page and Caroline Stanley. I would pick fee but I'm going to say feed does not work out man. I think fee and Carolyn Stanley, I would pick fee but I'm gonna say feed as NorCal man I think fee and Caroline Stanley. What do you think Bryson page always gets under rest? We're talking we're talking about NorCal Aren't we? Yeah I thought we're talking about syndicate. Oh, we are well, okay. We're talking about syndicate. Okay Okay, I say page and Carolyn Stanley and syndicate and then fee at NorCal and we'll pick one more person Yeah, I agree with that Caroline Stanley in Syndicate and then Fee at NorCal and we'll pick one more person.

Yeah, I agree with that. You know what really pissed me off about crash this year? Like pissed me off a fuck ton. The women's deadlift weight. What was that? The women's deadlift weight. No, I actually wasn't upset about that. What really

fucking pissed me off was hearing Caroline Stanley cheer for Chris Ibarra to beat me in a workout. So I'm not going to give Caroline Stanley a fucking spot. You fucking dork. Is she not like you? I have no fucking idea, but I don't like her anymore. Caroline Stanley, she's not qualifying. Maybe her and Chris are friends. more. Caroline Stanley, she's not qualifying. Maybe her and Chris are friends. Good for them. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to say I was cheering for Chris to beat you in an event and you're gay and I hate you most of the time. I'm giving it to FIFA. I mean, come on. You think really? I'm giving fee one in NorCal. I think what about what about Chloe Galvin David? Oh, she's pregnant, right? It's close.

She's good enough to make it in the East, John, you got to give it to her in the East because it's where you where you qualify first. What's why I for the East, I'm saying Simmons and Carolyn Stanley, I'm telling you, she just don't think they will compete at syndicate is what you're saying. I think so. No, I'm picking those two.

I'm picking those two. You're not going to do two. You're not going to do both. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I'm picking you. You're not going to pick Chloe Govind David over her.

No, you got very lucky with the advanced semifinals. All of them lined up really, really well for her. Really well for her. Like, like to a point where it's like if you could program semifinals. All of them lined up really, really well for her, really well for her. Like to a point where it's like, if you could program semifinals for her, that's what happened. Explain, explain that. What's her weakness?

I think she's good enough to make it again if she's going individual again. So do I. What workouts? That was not a, oh. I think she'll boycott the season. I don't. Dude, she was one of the ones that were like

extremely distraught during the season. I don't do she was one of the ones that were like extremely distraught during the games. Like had a pissed off look the whole entire time. She was she was too worried about making sure everyone knew she was like pissed off and every event with it. Yeah, it's like dude, get over yourself. No one gives a fuck. So she's gonna do the same thing this Caroline Stanley cheered for Chris I bara That's ten times worse, bro. Hey Taylor. We're supposed to be we're supposed to be picking people We think are fit or not people who you like. Hey JR. That's what you guys can do Bro, okay, I have to be mature somewhere else now. Yeah Okay. I have to be mature somewhere else now. Yeah, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

Quentin McQueen probably qualifies out of the female field. I want to say Tristan Harrison. Hmm. That's a good one. Only if he gets a good enough GoFundMe fundraiser to get in there. Okay. What are we arguing between three people that we all think are gonna make it? Yeah. So they're all going on the list anyway. Let's just, let's just, yeah, let's just move on. So we're just going to gloss though. We're just not, we, we just can't give Audica Greer a spot.

No. No way we're giving her one. It's a point where she has to prove it. She, she has to do it before I can say she's going to do it. Yeah. It's, it's like Bill Leahy. Just because she did one workout at Wadapalooza, everybody hopped on the jock and she's done jack shit since. Same thing as Bill Leahy. Hillary made a cute video about him and everybody now has got their buttholes wrapped around

his dick. But all he's done is drop out of competitions or not do well. It's crazy to me. It's wild. Dude, I think if he didn't tear his Achilles, he was gonna have a monstrous comeback in the last. No, dude. He took what he Oh my god, John. Oh my god.

He three pounds of sour cream a day. Like like like I'm telling you like he John he's gonna be on the cusp of making it or just not making it. Stop, stop. You want to see something really fucking revealing about this guy? Workout one. 26. Where's this fucking dork out?

Where's this dork at? He was 20 fucking ninth in the first event, John Young. That is all fitness. Yeah. What were you in event two and quarter finals? Not the same thing. That's all fitness. Not the same thing. That's all fitness. Yeah. What were you in event two and quarter finals? Not the same thing. Not the same thing. That's all fitness.

What happened? What happened? That was not all fitness. Right? Your body shut down. You couldn't have- Not because of fitness, you fucking retard. I had nothing to do with my lungs.

I hadn't squat. I hadn't done 150 wall balls since I was fucking... Look, it's so literally not the same thing. What he reached his lack of threshold in event one and then he shut down no he couldn't fucking run he looked like a guy he'd never fucking run a mile you out there he's not like you yeah and for that reason he was not gonna make a monster fucking comeback I'm telling you I don't know what happened to him, but he is better than his showing in event one. I know what happened. Everybody he beat everybody in the there's

a 2.1 mile run with in like the mud at TFX and nobody was there. Nobody was no one was there. Nobody was there. You're right. Nobody was there. I'm not grand taking with a grand assault, but he beat everybody by a lot and there are people who are good runners there Listen, you want to hear what happened to me in event two? One I had a horrible squat stamina like absolutely terrible I just want you to listen john john. I just want you to listen. Go ahead. Go ahead Worst fucking lactic threshold ever in terms of squatting endurance.

And then you pair it with the box jump over, which is just another squat. Yep. And then you put me next to Colton, who I don't want to lose to, but I really like. And then Dallin and Jason, who I fucking hate basically, and I definitely don't want to lose to. I like Dallin a lot, but I hate him competing against him

because he's so good. And then I get to a point in the workout where I'm like wow this is not going well if I want to be okay I should probably slow way down right mm-hmm and instead of slow way down I try to slow down and Bryson Lizzie like come on so I'm like well I made my bet I just going to fucking go to fantasy land and die. Okay. Guess what? And he didn't make the fucking games. Right.

And that's why I didn't make the fucking games and he's a hundred percent right. That's why I'm not saying, hold on timeout and if you go to semi-finals and you look at the events that I did that at, it's the exact same thing. Horrible. Fucking squatting. Not cause I'm a bad squatter. Cause I've had three fucking knee surgeries. And if I squat a squat a lot my knee swells up so I don't do it. And that's why I suck ass at it. Bill Lay he has no fucking excuse to suck at cleaning jerks and running.

He tore his Achilles. After that. Probably because he's so entitled to running. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm telling you he is better than what he did that day. No, he's not. I wouldn't I would 100% know what happened at crash. You know what happened in crash on the first event too when he fell from the top of the pegboard. He looked at Jared he goes your pegs are too small. And he's grown since that point. No, he hasn't. No, dude. He hasn't grown. He's grown a pussy. Okay,

listen, listen, I am not as hyped on him as I like say, say Hiller, say, I hate the fuck out of Jason. Okay, that's why I didn't say I don't hate him. But look at this Drake Lewis. That's a hell. I mean, look facts. He's not a good runner. You got to

aim semi final two. I'm telling. I think he's just better than what you say. And you know, what's hilarious. No, that's all that I'm saying. That's all that I'm saying. And that six minute kill Taylor workout, the 50 muscle ups, max Cal row. Drake Lewis has the balls to call into a workout like that and put his fucking heart on the line.

You know what? Bill, he does. He begs me to do it through his fucking proxy Servants on Instagram for a third week in a row So after practicing a few times then he can fucking try he begs go. Why don't you do it again? You scared you scared and you fucking pussy had two chances to call in and you fucking didn't and I would say you're I would say you're in the right of that. I would say you're right that you know Colton's not doing that So just go Go watch his rogue qualifier videos that

Hiller made a video about. I get it. I get it. I get it. It doesn't matter how new you are to CrossFit if you count that you are not a genuine person and you're just. I don't know how we got to Bill Leahy I think it's because I called Annika Greer the Bill Leahy of the women. I understand that you guys don't like him. I understand that. I think he's better than what you guys think he is. I know that he's not. So hey, this is John.

I'll agree. And I'll say he has the genetic potential and the physical potential to be way better. But he never will be because he's like Anika. He's a choker. And I mean, until he proves that he's not, it's hard for me to argue. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hard for me to argue. I don't have the video of that.

So I'm going to have to do it myself. Okay, go go prove them wrong. Bill, go get it. Yeah, go get them tiger. You really go get them. Okay. He makes the games. He makes the games.

What are you gonna say? I'll say great job, Bill. You made it. But you know what? They had 10 spots less this year. He's not fucking making it. It's gonna be hard. It's impossible for him. He's not doing it. Okay, let's see. Especially coming off an injury. No shot. Okay, so women, we're gonna just go to quarterfinals worldwide. We have two more spots to give they go out of North

NorCal. And we said he's gonna get one. I would agree. I think Fisa Gaffey does it. You think Carolyn Prevo maybe? No. I think it's got to be Kyra or Sydney. Yeah. Kyra Milligan. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'll go Kyra.

OK, so here's our fucking, here's the mountain. Here's the Shut Up and Scribble Mountain. And they're going to do it better, probably, on barbell spin. But for now, this is what we got. These are our athletes going to the games. Can somebody count these? Because I feel like we have more than 30.

I got you. I got you. Tia Tumi, Brooke Wells, Manon Anganese, Elisa Fuliano, Emma Lawson, Alexis Raptis, Maddie Sturt, Daniel Brandon, Alice Gazan, Haley Adams, Ariel Loewen, Grace Walton, Erica Fullo, Amy Kringle, Abby Domet, Emily Roth, Claudia Gluck, Jackie Dahlstrom, Gemma Rader, Sahar Kaya, Victoria Campos, Olivia Kerstetter, Daisy McDonald, Shelby Neal, Hattie Kanno, Danny Spiegel, Paige Semenza, Caroline Stanley, Fisa Gafi, Carter Milligan. I can't think of anyone. I can't think of any name on there where I'm like, that's a bad pick.

Olivia Kerstetter is questionable to me. I don't think she's questionable. Yeah. I think she'll make it. Wow. That was the longest show we've probably ever done on Shut Up and Scribble. Is Caitlin Bernadon, the girl who was in first place for like two days at West Yeah. But she, but I thought she was young.

She's like 32. So for that reason, I don't think she has a chance at like, she's, I don't know who knows how long she's been doing CrossFit, but also really good in a couple of realize that was pool boy commenting. Anyone he knows personally, you just can't. Oh, did he, did he say that? Did he go? Oh, oh, stop, stop, stop. So really good in a couple of minutes. Mike said, Mike said Rafa Sanson was gonna make the games. Then he got heat stroke on that one in semifinals and then did it again at NorCal three months later.

God, he broke your game. Oh my God. Dude, hey, hey, why don't you save up some money? Start a GoFundMe, Mike, and get your boy Rafa fucking infrared sauna or maybe a Kenyan labs bracelet or something. Get him a pair of running shoes that he so he can use them like once a week and then

he'll be fine. Ah, love you Mike. Oh, wow. Mason Mitchell says Campos is back in Hong Kong. Doubtful she's competing. Why is she in Hong Kong? She's she's competing. Why is she in Hong Kong? She's she's Chinese? She's not Chinese.

I just knocked the camera over. I'm gonna piss myself. Holy fuck. Okay, well, if Campos is not competing, then maybe Annika Greer gets in. Okay, JR, are you happy now? Yeah. Who have you been on the phone with this whole episode? What I was thinking about is... Will Branstetter about Annika Greer. What I was thinking about this whole time is... We went through that whole list and at the end of it we're all like, okay, yeah, I can't think of anyone else who is going to...

And at the end of it, we're all like, okay, yeah, I can't think of anyone else who are going to at least one or two of these are not going to make it. And there's going to be a couple of people that we've never thought about that are going to make it. It's just going to happen. Yeah. Someone's going to get sick. Someone's going to have a bad workout. Someone's going to go to a competition at the last minute. Three more people better are going to show up. Like we're picking all these people because we're confident in how good they are. But they're always going to be rookies and they're always like, did we pick any rookies at all? Uh, let's go. I don't think we pick any rookies. Lucy Mcgottigle. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, follow would be a rookie. Yeah. Like I just think there's going

to be, I think there's going to be more upsets on the men's side because I think the men's field is just deeper, but even on the women's side, I think there's gonna be more upsets on the men's side because I think the men's field is just deeper. But even on the women's side, I think there will be one or two people that we aren't considering that are gonna take the spot. I think it'll be people like Kara Talasana or something like that though, like not. And any of you who do not qualify and you're looking for a competition come to Crucible on October. Hey, are you guys going to come do Crescendo? I'm not competing in Crescendo.

I'm on a team for Crescendo. Yeah, Bryson didn't even ask me if I wanted to be on a team with him. I actually did. I said, hey, are you actually not competing this year? And you're like, I don't know why. And I was like, because I want to know if you want to do crescendo. And you were like, uh, and then started texting. So I was like, all right, I guess he's not doing crescendo.

You're right. I'm not. Who's your team, Bryson? Logan Brown, Mason. Mason fucking dude. Mason Mitch. It's a Mason. No, no, Mason Griffin, dude. Pretty boring. Grant Griffin. That's Mason. Yeah, and Grant Griffin. That's cool. Oh, that's sick.

You guys better fucking destroy everyone, dude. I'm not even fucking kidding. Yeah, we're gonna show all the crowd what everyone else's butthole looks like. Oh, hell yeah. Pull it out. Yeah, pull it out and expose them. John, due date, anytime? Any day, 10 days is the due date. Yeah, pull it out and expose them John do date anytime

Any day ten days is the due date. We're hoping that she comes out a little early. What is Campos yellow fever mean? Because you said is she Asian Yeah, but doesn't that mean you like is that being sick or something? Can anybody clarify this was that me Why are you happy bro, what does that mean? What do you think? Oh, it's saying she oh it's being into Asian girl wait Wait. No. Victoria Campos is lesbian? It's a hemorrhagic disease. What's hemorrhagic mean? John Deere.

Bleeding. Yellow fever mean, oh. I thought that was like you get bit by a mosquito in like the jungles of Vietnam. It is mosquitoes. And you get yellow fever. Yeah. And apparently if you get yellow fever yeah and apparently if

you get built by that mosquito you also want to bang Asians like Victoria Campbell's got a bunch of mosquito bites bro okay um something wrong holy fuck okay. Sorry. We're done here. And that's why Pinero is like she is because mosquitoes are bigger in the Amazon. Oh, geez. You mean they better right on the right where her areolas are. So they like her. Yep. And that's why her nipples look like that. Okay, I should stop. This is that's like a savant thing to do is yeah, you guys think no, that's Thank you, Romeo. This fucking chat is racist as fuck guys Okay, and I I wouldn't really know but uh Romeo sees it. So alright. Oh

Shut up pat This is the leader of the cack stop, don't even go there. This is my creative outlet, guys. Don't take that away from me. I have one opportunity to be myself. And I was just asking a question anyways. I didn't even know. Is Kill Taylor the second weekly opportunity for you to be yourself?

I would say I put on a different mask for Kill Taylor. Are you doing Kill Taylor in Arizona? Yeah, I'm doing it tomorrow afternoon Can we know I have no idea what the workout is to be honest does not have 50 ring muscle ups maybe I Know it's gonna be at Greg's There's a person who dame me at my gym as you're like, oh you you're great at remuscle ups, you should call in. I'm like, guys, I would be capped by the time we got done with the 50. Like, like, you don't understand. I'd be like 30 ring muscle ups

by the time he's done. Like it's I would let Greg program the workout, but I don't want to give the money to anyone else. And Greg would probably pick something that would suck cock at he might be like L sit rope climbs he's very he's very fond of saying you know your difficulties describe your needs and he's right unless there's money on the line I still wear a mask to and from the gym like when I get out of my car I put a mask on and on my way into the gym and then when I get and I take it off because I'm safe I wear

it when I coach and while I work out yeah just to make sure that the gym isn't a super spreader JR do you still require masks at the gym I never did oh Oh, noravir, what is noravirus? Rona maybe it's just a. Rona, Nora, Rambler, can you clarify? Is that a real thing going around? Cause I'm gonna have to get vaccinated. Noravirus, there's been noraviruses before. Just some really bad cold.

Taylor actually did get vaccinated the other day. Yeah, I got a tetanus shot. It was weird because the nurse used his, like it was a suppository and it was a bigger one. He put it on his tongue first and then. Yeah, I guess that's just how they do it these days. And it's weird, the doctor's office was behind a McDonald's. Yeah, it was in this place called fucking happy massage. Oh, wow. It's the new big disease norovirus.

Oh, who was that chick that called the cops on CrossFit Charlotte because you all met during COVID? What? No, we didn't meet during COVID. We continue hosting classes because we were actually the ones fighting fucking chronic disease and saving people's lives from coronavirus. The affiliates, exercise gyms, health clubs, those were your fucking places to actually get a dose of sanity and improve yourself and get healthy and

to build the hedge against fucking disease. And this stupid idiot, this stupid, stupid idiot named Angie Palmier, she's in Charlotte still. Probably one of the meanest, crappiest people ever, called the police on all of the affiliates that were operating in Charlotte and got them shut down.

I mean, what kind of scumbag does that? Was she a big mama? No, she's a cross fitter. But she was like, you know, outraged or something that there are people not following the fucking woke bullshit guidelines that you go back now and obviously were stupid and wrong and completely politically driven. Like, hey, asshole, how do you feel now? I bet you what you know, she's the type of person who looks back and think she did the right thing It's crazy

Yeah, even if she saw proof that all the lockdowns and stuff didn't do anything She'd be like well I like I was doing what I knew was best and that was the right thing to do at the time like we just needed Everyone to listen so we could figure it out Yeah, shut the yeah, right st. Taylor preaching the gospel, that's me. I'm quite the saint. I never do anything wrong. I wear underwear to protect people from my farts.

And that's exactly what wearing a mask is. Spell her name. Say her name! No, I'm not gonna spell her name. She's a douche. Yeah, no one's convincing her exactly. What a great show. So now we know the women that are making it to the CrossFit Games. We also know why Bill Lay he will never make it to the CrossFit Games. Or Annika Greer. We know Matt Chan's a douche. What else do we know? We know that if Matt Chan tried to fight Taylor,

Taylor would suck to come out of his balls. Dude, this show is not kill Taylor. You got it. You got to dial it back a little bit Bryson. Okay, dude. I know you're into that stuff. I know you've got another 25% of the words. Dude, I know you've got another window open on my second monitor in my office. You better make sure that my desk isn't sticky when I get home, but you just need to calm down bro. Okay. Geez. Low ease.

Ah, anyways, I wouldn't suck it for that hard or long. Oh God. Love you guys. Thank you for tuning in. As always, we screw around a lot. We say a lot of funny things, maybe a lot of things that make a lot of people upset, but I'm really excited to watch all the athletes compete this year. They all work really, really fucking hard. And you know what? It's extremely exciting when somebody really good doesn't make it and it's extremely exciting when there are people on the cut line who you want to make it into battle all weekend and that's what we're here to see. I hope you guys are as stoked as we are. We're going to be bringing you the best fucking coverage of semi-finals and in-person events you could ever imagine.

It's going to be better than this year. It's going to be better this year than it's ever been before. Dude, I'm hyped about it. I stamped that it fucking will be it's going to be crazy. Oh, Taylor in their prime who is the better crossfitter in their prime? Who has more work capacity across broad time model domains definitely Matt Frazier but who's the better crossfitter? I would say returning The fittest person ever is Matt Fraser without a doubt. Yeah. The coolest guy ever, the coolest guy ever

and the goat is Froning. It's not even fucking close. Yes, KT tomorrow, Trish is in the afternoon. So that'll probably be evening for Eastern. All right, well with that, adios amigos.