The Sevan Podcast - TSP NEWS - Let's talk Bodies & Wisdom from Fluffy Duck and Wykie 3/01/24

Episode Date: March 15, 2024

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Introducing TD Insurance for Business, with customized coverage options for your business. Because at TD Insurance, we understand that your business is unique, so your business insurance should be too. Contact a licensed TD Insurance advisor to learn more. Welcome to the most reliable news source in the world. First, her little editorial. Do not ask a woman if she is pregnant. But Sevan, I thought it was okay to talk about bodies. Well, I have a double standard. Don't be a douche canoe, as the great Taylor Self would say. Do not walk up to a woman and ask her, are you pregnant? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Declare to me, as we've mentioned many times before, we steal our news from barbell spin, the most reliable, fastest, most up to date, all the categories, the winner in all the categories of news in the crossfit space reports tia clare to me will not do 24.3 open announcement as we said before her wrist has been a little niggly and uh she is going to not compete in the open announcement this seems like a wise decision we all want to see Tia show up to the games in full form and be her best.

She probably knows she can't give Ariel her all, and that basically she just needs to make it to quarterfinals, so it wouldn't make for necessarily a good show. Since we already saw the debacle in 24.1, we did not enjoy watching Fikowski and Adler and Raptus and Gazan do 30 reps kind of in synchro. That was a crock of shit. Not blaming the athletes, by the way. And so Tia doesn't want to do the same thing. I respect that. But that's not why this post is here. This guy, Jason Sinclair, who claims to be a leech, I mean an agent, leaves this comment on her post convenient. At best, that's passive aggressive.

At worst, he's an asshole. Now, obviously, I don't know their history. I don't know their history. Maybe Shane slept with his wife or Shane slept with his boyfriend. I don't know their history. Maybe Shane slept with his wife or Shane slept with his boyfriend. I don't know. But with the little information I have, convenient at best is passive aggressive. Nick Johnston, the CEO of Proven, responds, nice comment. it amazes me. You know why James, James O'Keefe? No. Who's the agent? The O'Keefe agent, Matt O'Keefe. You know why Matt O'Keefe is such a good agent? Because he gets along with everybody. When you're a douche agent, well, first of all, everyone thinks all the agents are leeches. Anyway, we you're leeches you're like you're like the

kid that hung out with the yard duty at school but and i and i know that's kind of mean because we know you have psychological problems you know you're the you're the last kid to pull your pants up in the third grade you don't realize that you don't have to pull your pants all the way down your ankles to pee you're like you're the last kid to realize that so in the third grade when the rest of us are just pulling our balls over the top of our underwear you're still pulling your pants down your ankles i get it and i have some sympathy and empathy for that, you're the last kid to realize that. So in the third grade, when the rest of us were just pulling our balls over the top of our underwear, you're still pulling your pants down your ankles. I get it. And I have some sympathy and empathy for that.

But you're an adult now. Not appropriate. Get along. Get along. Get along. Yeah, funny coming from you, right? Yeah, get along. Tia, heal up fast, girl.

Wishing the best for you. And no need to post any more videos by the way if you guys have not seen Andrew Hiller's video today you have to see it it's a no rep video and basically the premise that Andrew has is that if you are an elite athlete all of your videos should be disqualified all of your reps should be disqualified and he of your reps should be disqualified. And he has a very, very legitimate point. I don't think it's even subjective. I think it's objective. So finally, I would not finally in further news, if you don't know this Instagram account, it blows me away that this Instagram account only has 3,092 followers. It's Mike. I believe it's Mike Halpin's Instagram. It's called known underscore knowable known K N O W N. This is such a fun Instagram account. I don't, I couldn't find the exact post here, but someone told me that they pulled this off of his

Instagram. Uh, the stat they got from this Instagram, uh, account was a 47, 47% of the people doing the open this year are new to the open. And then he gave a list of notable athletes that hadn't registered this year. Really, really cool, really, really cool Instagram account. Make sure you give that one a follow if you want to be in the known. Our beloved Rich Froning is known by the great Aaron Rodgers, one of the few men in the NFL smart enough not to take drugs prescribed by the government was on the Cam Haines podcast. I think it's the Cam Haines podcast. Lift, run, shoot. Episode 34.

And at the 3.30 mark, if you listen carefully, you can hear Aaron Rodgers say Rich's name. Listen up. Listen carefully. You can hear Aaron Rodgers say Rich's name. Listen up. That's all the guests we've had so far. Yeah. Let's see.

Who else? I know who Rich is. He's the CrossFit guy. Yeah. I know who Rich is. He's the CrossFit guy. That's right. Our beloved Rich Froning, recognized on the wall at the Cam Haynes podcast.

Fantastic. I love that kind of stuff. Not competing in 2024. Ellie Turner. Fantastic athlete. Had some amazing performances at the games. Semifinals last year. Taking the year off.

There was a lot of contention around Ellie's inability to compete in the United States because she missed her eligibility by a few months. She is the lover of the two-time champ Justin Medeiros. She is taking the year off. Ellie, hurry back. We love watching you compete. I also was reported to recently, like in the last 30 minutes, that she is back in Australia. I hope she's getting the love and affection she desires. love and affection she desires. Here's Tia Toomey's announcement from her own mouth that she's not competing at the open announcement this upcoming week. Everyone, I have some disappointing news to announce. Unfortunately, I will no longer be participating in this week's open announcement due to my

wrist injury that I've sustained over the last two months. However, CrossFit and... And if you don't know who she's been replaced by, then you don't know the right people. News is out. We all know who's replacing her. It's a fantastic replacement. There are some great surprises coming up. The rumor mill is strong. I will leave it at that and let's move on fluffy duck was defending the realm let's see if I can find it ah fluffy duck yes serious Yes, here he is. Fluffy Duck. Josh Purritt. Purritt? Josh was defending

the realm when he asked a couple of his guests if Olympic athletes are better athletes than CrossFitters. If there's any Olympic athletes that are better than CrossFitters. Here we go. I think CrossFit athletes against Olympians. Olympic athletes? Yeah. Do you think Olympic athletes are far superior than CrossFit athletes against Olympians. Olympic athletes?

Yeah. Do you think Olympic athletes are far superior than CrossFit athletes? Where do you guys rank these at? Just curious. Yes. Fuck you, Sean! Yes. Olympic athletes? Yes. I say they outrank. I bet you Usain Bolt can't do

a lot of this shit right here. He can run, but can he do like, these are like 90 burpees. Can he do 90 burpees and all this fucking dumbbell stuff? Yes. He's the peak of physical I know. I just want to talk to people who aren't drinking the CrossFit Kool-Aid. I just want to get what your perspective is on the CrossFit

athletes. Can you imagine that? Thinking that Usain Bolt could even compete at the CrossFit Games or any Olympic athletes even compete at the CrossFit Games or any Olympic athletes could perform at the CrossFit Games? Are you crazy? Maybe a decathlete or two could do something. Listen, High Rocks athletes are better athletes than Olympic athletes.

The Olympic athletes are specialized. It's fantastic. I don't want to shit on them. But you cannot compare them even in the slightest bit to CrossFit athletes. I mean, you just can't. In further news, Annie Thoris-Doter and Katrin Davids-Doter are launching a program for women in menopause. For those of you who don't know, I think menopause is women are born with like a certain amount of eggs and then those eggs drop out of their ovaries and they go down the fallopian tubes and then they rest somewhere and then you throw the baby batter in their vagina and it mixes with the eggs and then babies are born. But when you're born,

I think you have a finite amount of eggs. And then when you run out of eggs, that's when a woman's in menopause. That's what they've labeled that. And I guess some shit happens to you when you go through that, like when you're out of eggs, some others. There's a cascade of events, you could say. And I don't know if I don't I don't suspect Katrin or Annie are out of eggs. out of eggs um but it looks like they've teamed up with a dr stacy sims who is a expert in women who are out of eggs and so they're starting a program for those women all right congratulations i hope that goes good cheers to that hwpo it's always fun to talk about them. Two years of hard work. The business is strong.

They look happy. Fraser got, speaking of baby batter, put some baby batter in Sammy, and she grew a baby with one of her eggs. Happy birthday to HWPO. I can't believe it's only been two years. I'm psyched with what we've accomplished, but I'm excited to see what we get with a couple believe it's only been two years i'm psyched with what we've accomplished but i'm excited to see what we get with a couple more years cheers to two years so grateful for

our hard-working team and our amazing community of hard workers here's to many more here's to a couple more let's do it hey and congratulations to you i agree it feels like you guys have been around forever it feels like hwpo has been around forever maybe the slogan's been around forever the business has only been around two years It feels like HWPO has been around forever. Maybe the slogan's been around forever. The business has only been around two years. Congratulations, Matt. Congratulations, Sammy. It feels like you've been there forever. Good having you guys around. Keep working hard. We know hard work pays off. TDC Mercantile. Lemon. You guys know, I take my daily dose. Oh, lemon. So you guys know I take my daily dose.

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something that came across my desk that I've been processing. I'd like to share with you guys. We lather the penis in milk and honey and rose oil and rose petals and say beautiful things to it you can also do cock gazing so just looking and watching and watching the testes move and really appreciating how beautiful it is and then saying saying things to it that just you channel that you just see and you feel about the penis and while you're doing that you can pour this yummy milk libation over it where we cock gazing

i really like the male uh anatomy i'm a huge fan of the CrossFit games. I like the shirtless boys. I like the girls exercising in their bra and panties. It's all fun. It's cool. Seeing all the muscles ripple around and the boobies bounce and the butts jiggle. And the penis get pushed up by the bar and the snatch. I love all of it. But there's kind of a nuance to it too, right?

We hide it inside of CrossFit. And that's kind of like, that's like, that's like if you went to a birthday party and someone was turning 74 and there were only 73 candles on the cake, it's fine. It's, it's, it's, it's just a, it's just a nuance. If there were no candles, it would be fine. And so just to, but you wouldn't just light the candles with no cake you get what I'm saying I don't even get what I'm saying my point is this

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