The Sevan Podcast - TSP NEWS - Mal, Rogue, Pedro, Castro Clue Solved, NoBull Garbage 2/24/24

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

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Let's go seize the night. That's the powerful backing of American Express. Visit amex.ca slash yamex. Benefits vary by car and other conditions apply. Hello and welcome to the most reliable news in the CrossFit space. We begin the day with what's been a huge topic this week. Miss Mal O'Brien, some of you affectionately call her M-O-B, Mob. Mal O'Brien, some of you affectionately call her M-O-B, Mob.

In January of 2023, it mentioned in her profile that she was a Noble sponsor, or at least she had a link to the Noble Instagram account. It is no longer there. It appears her and Noble have parted ways. 714,000 followers wasn't enough to keep Noble there. I think that that's probably a win in the long run for Miss Mal O'Brien. New year, new venue, Rogue. Wow, great video, great content. I want to play a little bit of this video for you This is from the rogue website Introducing the location of the 2024 rogue Invitational which is headed We've had five years of the rogue Invitational

We started out in Columbus Ohio at Rogue HQ we did it virtually and we spent the last three years in Austin Texas perfectly filmed classic beautiful voiceover doesn't seem forced uh that is uh katie henniger the co-owner of rogue's voice and the director of the rogue invitationals voice you hear a fabulous job fabulous fabulous job on this piece uh even makes me want to go even makes me want to go and attend let us move on the golden barbell award uh yes the crossfit open is a celebration of the fittest community effort and you this year during the open we want to continue celebrating and highlighting

all the great things happening in our community around the world with the new golden barbell award That is pretty sick. I am anxious to see what it actually looks like, how the nominees are judged are in here. I'm not sure how you nominate someone, but this is pretty cool. big huge thumbs up that'll be fun to see it looks like they're giving away three different awards three different barbells good times the Dave Castro clue I said it was a dumb clue and now I've seen some of the interpretations and I may have to eat my words I got this one from a miss Ashleyley in my

dms okay the mushroom hint that mushroom has both a vulva and an annulus mushroom top with a ring like structure so maybe men and women will perform the same workout like seven minutes of burpees no scaling between men and women everything body weight that's my best guess not bad i saw another guess that uh it was going to be death by a death by workout for workout. Number one, I like both of those guesses. It's not that the clue was shitty. It's just that I'm shitty and I don't have the kind of brain that can analyze that type of. That type of.

Well, let me show you what I like. Let me show you what I like. Not not not not crossfit related the double toilet For toilet lovers who love to do everything together. This would be a great sponsor for the seven podcast Look at this toilet You can sit there with someone while you drop a deuce and chat with them. You can even lean over and give them a smooch

Not a sponsor, but just courting one the double toilet also talked about on this morning on the sebon podcast was what happened to tim murray the fittest dwarf of 2023 tying with mr mikey swoosh he got his shirt it's a woman's shirt. It's not made by Noble. It's some cheap internet shirt, Paragon. The shirt came dirty. I do want to say that CrossFit's very own Heather, no, is it Heather? Heather Marsh? Becky Marsh. Becky Marsh addresses the issue. Let me see if I can find it on here. She addresses the issue. Oh, here it is. Becky Harsh. Tim, I just messaged you. It'll be taken care of immediately. Oh, let's see what these other people say. I'll like this.

It's just a shirt and we all know what that is. Becky Harsh, can I ask how it is to be taken care of? Oh, come on, come on. This isn't necessary. Someone writes, Becky Harsh, can I ask how it is to be taken care of? Oh, come on, come on. This isn't necessary. Someone writes, Becky Harsh, can I ask how it's going to be taken care of? Same shirt, but men's because all adaptive divisions that didn't get their podium shirts for podium were given this knockoff brand podium shirt. Listen, you don't you don't you don't want a noble shirt anyway. Do you? I'd be curious what happened.

Between Noble and CrossFit Because there are a lot of Funky rumors going around That it wasn't an amicable Separation I don't know how it could be CrossFit focuses on excellence And Noble focuses on brand

Here it is guys The Dave Castro belts With the limited edition belt buckle Belt combo I think they were going for $200 David The belts, the Dave Castro belts with the limited edition belt buckle belt combo. I think they were going for $200. David from CrossFit Oviedo shows his off. Couldn't think of a better under belt for my rig. He's got his gun holstered up and he's got his Castro leather belt already sold out.

So you can be envious and wish and wish you want one but you will not be getting one also talked about this this morning on the podcast i blew my news load a little bit fantastic matt schindeldecker's crossfit crave along with his partner debbie they're getting crossfit gyms and what looks like it's going to be 27 correctional facilities around the state of Ohio, which will be employing CrossFit coaches and sending boatloads of people to the level one. The state of Ohio sent these six people to a level one. And here's the picture. Congratulations. one and here's the picture congratulations uh matt schnoldecker is going above and beyond in his participation in the affiliate community and helping uh crossfit grow if you want to know

more about your level one this is the kind of content that crossfit should be making this is a video made by our very own pedro at coffee pods and wads He took his level one and there's a 20 minute video here. I already gave it a thumbs up. With 24 comments already. Dear CrossFit, dear CrossFit HQ, dear Mr. Don Fall, dear Dave Castro, grab this video and ask him if you can post it on your site. A video like this is what sends people to the L1, which sends people to the affiliates,

which gets people to open affiliates. You guys know I'm a huge, huge proponent of the L1. Everyone should go to the L1. And Pedro has provided them with what I would consider the best piece of, uh, marketing information that we've seen in a long time. One of these should be made almost every week. If, if not every week people's journey into the L one. So thank you, Pedro from coffee pods and was for doing your part. This is a massive contribution. Even if a video like this just

gets, you know know 500 views a year it will convert convert means people will watch it and then take the steps uh to move towards getting their l1 fantastic fantastic video thank you pedro and that's the news