The Sevan Podcast - TYR Wodapalooza // TEAM FINALE

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

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Starting point is 00:01:01 Is that not good? I think it's good, right? Bam. We're live it's just mingling with the fans no doubt out there you bump into people uh out there competing in the elite divisions roman krennikoff signing some autographs i think you've had the best comparison for this to maybe another sport it's like nba all-star weekend no doubt the best of the best are here but the stakes are just a little bit different. They still want to have a good time,
Starting point is 00:01:26 but it's an opportunity to have some of those stress and anxiety barriers in the midst of competition. That was something that said HWPO on it. The score is still being reviewed. Selfie is still being taken. We're going to take a quick break. When we come back, we will have the announcement of our team elite champions. You did
Starting point is 00:01:48 see that, right? You signed a black article floating with a black marker. Yeah, that was good. Oh, this show is over. Thank goodness. What a long four days. How do you feel about the whole thing? I like it. I'm good with it.
Starting point is 00:02:03 The only thing is it's four days. it's just a lot to be commentating. Hats off to the Lone Ranger and Tonto and gang and Lauren and Brian for hanging in there and doing that. Maybe should I pull that clip up? That's pretty good, isn't it? Other than that, the back of the napkin math. Let me say this before we start. Very important. The footage that you are about to see uh that comes
Starting point is 00:02:27 in in post from this is from no other than ca peptides we would not have any of this if it wasn't for uh ca peptides and i want to show you this clip this is just the tip of the iceberg we've given you in peaks it's so much cool shit i feel like with by having those guys mic'd up i told you we were going to try something new that had uh never been done before and uh that what that was what that is is micing up the athletes um and uh ca peptides insisted i was like hey we're not going to do anything with wadapalooza and they except just from afar and they insisted that we send someone there they said hey let's do it let's do. Let's do it. Let's do it. People will love it. And so we did. And what I'm about to show you here is exactly the kind of stuff that they got that I don't think has ever been seen before in an event.
Starting point is 00:03:14 So, yeah, this is just great stuff. Patrick Rios, I also want to tell you this. A couple years ago when CrossFit fired Patrick R rios i told i made a very clear statement it was one of the dumbest things they ever did he was one of the lowest paid employees that they had there and they fired him which was absolutely batshit crazy because he's a workhorse and i've shown work that he's made that probably cost five hundred dollars to make that crossfit has since made that cost thirty thousand dollars to make and r Rios did it for $500 and it's a hundred times better. And it, you know, my relationship with CrossFit now is good,
Starting point is 00:03:52 but it's just, it's the insanity that is court, the corporate world that they do this. So look at this is, this is the, I'm going to show you the best thing that's, that's come out of Wadapalooza better than anything that's come out of the games. And it's, it's right here. It's this kind of content. And it's because they, they fired a guy guy who who was probably the lowest paid dude there but but he's a worker you always hear me talk about workers people who could actually do something so many of these businesses have menus and waiters and waitresses and tables but they got no chefs
Starting point is 00:04:21 i present to you the chef, Patrick Rios right here. This is the kind of stuff that you're not going to get. Uh, this is the stuff you're not going to get when you fire the workers. And I picked them up for cheap. Thank you. CrossFit for firing for three years ago. Probably the dumbest thing.
Starting point is 00:04:36 I mean, so many dumb things have been done over there in the last three years, but, uh, here we go. The Patrick Rios, a filmmaker extraordinaire sent by CA peptides and the Sevan podcast to Wadapalooza. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Here I am, Steve Witzel. Hello. For some reason, I just got fucking pumped up. How fast do you get a bike on this one? You need to keep up. I've seen 10 seconds. Let's go, Jack. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:05:03 My heart's beating. Let's go, Herb. Hold up. 10 seconds oh man my heart's beating just got hurt Here we go. To the back. Hey, you're gonna hurt, baby. You're gonna hurt. Double time into the kettlebells. You're gonna hurt, baby. Come on, baby, you're gonna hurt.
Starting point is 00:05:36 You're a dog. Come on, you're a dog. You're a fucking dog. You're a fucking dog. Hey, nobody better. Nobody better, baby. Hey What's so crazy is like you can tell he doesn't even have a good seat. He's so far away from the audience, right? And bring you this audio, this look at the athletes that's never been done before. We're 16 years into the sport, and we're like, okay, let's mic these dudes up.
Starting point is 00:06:32 And we mic these dudes up, and here it is. Here we got it. And these 10-minute documentaries that are going to come out are going to be amazing. And let me tell you something. The athletes that aren't going to participate in this, those of you who i tried to contact and get to participate i'm sorry are you you should have yeah i feel bad i feel bad for people i feel bad for people this shit's fucking great this this shit's gonna catapult down down walking over to jorge fernandez asking him what he's gonna bike at hopper uh talking to adler adler telling him he strokes it to to hopper uh working out i mean
Starting point is 00:07:08 this shit is gold this is this is just next level this is this is where it's at and it humanizes everyone it's uh it's authentic it's it's anyway uh we got the colton merton's version of this colton was like yeah bring it baby uh dallin rickyallin, Ricky, and Jason were bring it, baby. It's great to see the guys who still understand the value. Those people who are trying to control everything, those of you trying to control everything, you're going to miss out. What do you mean? You know what I mean.
Starting point is 00:07:38 You're going to miss out. Those of you who are trying to control everything, remember when your athletes have come and gone, we will still be here coming gone don't forget there's there's there's athletes in the ecosystem that have a million instagram followers that can't get half as many views on the reels as hillar can 12 000 instagram followers so remember remember we're going to be here with this is a long game people this is the long game and people. This is a long game. And we're not the ones being stuck up and not playing nice. Just remember, we're playing nice.
Starting point is 00:08:10 If Savant survived 2019, he ain't going anywhere. I'm like a cockroach. Like a cockroach. I'm so excited. I'm so happy for Dallin and Hopper and Ricky Mack and Colton. They're going to get this.
Starting point is 00:08:25 They didn't have to do anything except be vulnerable. They'll get the final say on the edit. We'll edit these. We'll put them out. People will love it. Yeah, I'm all in, Olivia. I'm all in. I'm all in.
Starting point is 00:08:39 And, boy, I can't wait for the semifinals to do this same thing there. These are just easy, cheap things to do. This is easy shit. Okay, Tier Wadapalooza. We are getting ready for what is going to be the, I guess, the award ceremony. Let's turn up the volume on this and see what's going on. Individuals are over. Emma Carey, Ricky Mack won the individual events,
Starting point is 00:09:07 taking home $75,000 each at the Tierwater Blues in 2024. Teams just went. It does look like we know who the female winner is. It's pretty exciting, right? Kelly Baker, Lundenberger, and Kelsey Keely.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Keely Kelsey? Keel. And who's the other girl? Was it Lundenberger and Kelsey Keely. Keely Kelsey. Keel. Keel. And who's the other girl? Was it Lundenberg? Lundenberg? Emil Lundenberg.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Emil Lundenberg. Look, he looked up at your screen. Do you have that like there? Please subscribe. Eric Weiss, next level behind the scenes here
Starting point is 00:09:43 for the ride. Let's go. Thanks, Eric. Appreciate your support, dude. Let's go. Thanks, Eric. Appreciate your support, dude. Really appreciate it. Never humble, never arrogant, just trying to tell the truth. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Did you know Dave Casper put a weekend review out today? I had heard some rumblings that a weekend review was coming up. How long is it? 86 minutes oh god i know that's not true it's 14 okay we will be doing the dave castro review of the week in review while we wait for these awards oh yeah uh for the individuals i think that they did not show the award ceremony. They cut it off early. That place is packed. It doesn't appear that they're going to cut it off now. Are you joking?
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yes. Everyone went home. It's raining. Sean said, the Lone Ranger said that it looked pretty good for a rainy day. Yeah, usually when it rains there's nobody in the park. There's no stands. There you go. Oh, I love this. Someone text me.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Go woke, go broke. There are some incredibly hard working people there today. Pedro from Coffee Pods and Wads was there. He flew out from Ireland for the three or four days for the event, worked his ass off. Please support him. Barbell Spin, the fastest, best, most reliable news in the space. It goes out there. By the way, none of these people are paid to go out there.
Starting point is 00:11:20 They put their ass on the line. They're actually trying to build something. Barbell Spin was there. Sentinel Training was there. J.R. Howell from CrossFit Crash was there. Will Branstetter was there from Shut Up and Scribble. Those guys were there. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Tearwater Palooza 2024 winners. All right. This is not a podium ceremony, but these are our top three men and women's champs for your elite division. Men up first and third place. All Bray, all Bray. Son of a.
Starting point is 00:12:02 So that was Chandler. Tola Ol Olsen. Yep, correct. You said them in order of their color, too. Team Pixel. Team Pixel. And nobody called that. Nobody talked about them.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Who's that? Krennikoff, Spencer Panchick. That's correct. And in first place. Jorge Fernandez. Wow. Your 2024 Tier Guadalupalooza Elite Team Men's Division Champs Team. Go Rocks! I have no idea who's on this team. Wow, the champ.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Justin Darrow. Madaris Crouch and the other guy. Wow. Willie Georges. Crazy. This is actually incredible. I thought that guy was retired. I thought he would yank them down the other guy. Wow. Willie George is crazy. This is actually incredible. I thought that guy was retired. I thought he would yank them down the leaderboard.
Starting point is 00:12:49 No, I thought they would be very good. I had them second. But they kind of won. I mean, it feels like they won easily, even though it's by eight points. Douglas Ritchie, Craig Ritchie's brother. I won't get a membership, but here's five bucks for doing the Lord's work. Respect, Seve. No problem, brother.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Thank you. That's cool. Over team tier in fourth. And Trace Leches, in very Pat Vellner-like fashion, worked their way up the overall standings and finished. No, this is literally the worst. I mean, you cannot be happy with this. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:13:23 If you're Trace Leches. Three milks? Yeah, if you have three of the top 13 fittest guys in the world and you're fifth place, it's not a good competition. Isn't Travis Mayer on that team? Can I lower the volume on this? Can you guys still hear it, or does it go away? It's gone.
Starting point is 00:13:41 It's gone, okay. Hey, Travis Mayer is not one of the 15 fittest dudes on earth. I think so. He always finishes around 10 to 15. 10 to 15, he always finishes at the games. Come on, Hiller. Come on. Yeah, he's like 18th at best.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Well, I say 13th. I mean, we're not that far away from each other. Yeah, he's fit. He's fitter than Willie George's. You know, I'll put Belger and Medeiros together. Who else was on Travis's team? Travis, Patrick, and who? BKG?
Starting point is 00:14:17 BKG. We're just going to announce our women's champ this year. He was not talking with Ricky. Listen. Tijuana Palooza team, elite women's division champs, stronger than a 90s trend. I'll be happy if I never have to hear that ever again. And nobody called them either to win for sure.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Right. That's the biggest surprise of maybe the whole entire competition. Yes and no. There's also really weak competition for them. That's somewhat fair. That means the women bailed.
Starting point is 00:14:59 They didn't stick around to watch the dudes. I ain't harsh in their gig. It's cold. It's rainy. They only announced the champs, right? I'll go to that at night. You think I should have left? Performance in Scandinavian? Yeah, then you get back to Sweden. Hey, so were those...
Starting point is 00:15:15 So I was totally wrong in my call. RX team, three of those teams were there on day one, right? Yep. Bahrain. Well, no, just two. No, no, no. Three, because Stronger Than 90's Friend was there. RX Performance, and then Team Bahrain. Whoa, whoa, right? Yep. Bahrain. Well, no, just two. No, no, no, three because starting in the 90s, Trent was there. RX Performance and then Team Bahrain. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wild. Is this thing over?
Starting point is 00:15:34 Because remember, after 12 years of celebrating fitness, the Tijuana Palooza is heading to SoCal. I'm going to that. I'm going to that. Setting for our second flagship event this September. They're going to have to do interviews now. Tell Dan and Jason to come. Thanks so much for spending the weekend here with us in Miami, everybody.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Hope you had a great time. For Brian Friend, Lauren Khalil, Tommy Marquez, and our entire hardworking crew here at Bayfront Park in South Florida. I'm Sean Woodland. We'll see you in September in SoCal. Oh. I don't think they're doing it in September. Who's they?
Starting point is 00:16:21 The Lone Ranger. Who's doing it? I don't know, but I don't think they are. Hey, here's the thing. Every time I heard them have to say stronger than a 90s friend, there has to be a stipulation on what your name can be, I think.
Starting point is 00:16:37 It's got to be two syllables, or like two names, two words. Okay. Four days of competition We've done lots of talking about all of it Anything Anything that you want to just get at right off the bat That just like stands out
Starting point is 00:16:53 That you're like holy cow This is the back of the napkin bath Sean Why'd you pull that down that was important Oh I didn't know oh I didn't Oh, I thought that was the stream. Oh, my bad. Go ahead. Go. Sorry. This is the middle of the finals, and Tommy Marquez is... This is the back of the napkin bath, Sean.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Be careful of that. It's in trouble. Be careful with that. That back of the napkin bath can end up being a nothing burger. That was so funny when I heard it. I was like, no way. That's a good sense of humor. That was good.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Uh, I don't have a lot of notes here. Uh, the big thing with this final workout is once again, the strict pull-ups, we don't know what the standard is. We saw some people getting away with murder. We saw other people getting just completely uh hosed if you go to around the 7 45 minute mark of the final um heat with uh you can
Starting point is 00:17:57 see saxon and jay crouch getting no reps on the pull-ups and for the life of me i can't figure out and you know what's kind of sad is i think they were more strict about the chin going over the bar than they were about the kip because every time i saw someone get no reps i think it was because they're literally they wanted your chin to not be just above the bar but to go over the bar to actually break the plane of the bar in two places height and what horizontal and vertical but I was seeing people kip and that was okay. Do you guys have similar assessments of that? That for you said yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:31 It was interesting, but they were tall. Those two teams, those two teams came first and second though. It's not like they got hosed. Right. But they were tolerating kipping. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Yeah. Yeah. But yeah. So, um, that's it. Other than that, I thought it was great. Uh, we, yeah. So that's it. Other than that, I thought it was great. We do have a – oh, let's go over to Barbell.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Let me pull this up on Barbell Spin. We got an interview that Barbell Spin, of course, got with Allison Scud. Yeah, that was good. I looked at that. That is worth looking at here. Let me see if I can revisit. This this i hate it you hate the interview no no no just what happened okay here we go uh john young hates this what happened here we go uh listen carefully okay here we go 87 like not a delay schedule that was like, always the time we were supposed to go.
Starting point is 00:19:29 And at, like, 5.55, they sent us a text saying, we changed the workout. This is what it is. By the way, heat one, you're going at 6.01. So you're walking in two minutes. So we didn't know what the workout was. And then they told us to work out, and we had to walk right then. We were scheduled to go at so basically heat one of the women had zero warm-up
Starting point is 00:19:51 what if you were not six minutes away well yeah that's a problem too you know if you think you're going in 30 minutes and you go to the bathroom or something, you go to the hotel real quick to get something. And then they say you're going in three minutes. Yeah. This is kind of standard practice at Wadapalooza though.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Well, not just at Wadapalooza. I'm sure. Well, who else, where else did we cover? We covered something else where the athletes just happened to be there. Was it rogue recently?
Starting point is 00:20:24 Maybe it was rogue. The athletes just happened to be there. Was it Rogue recently? Maybe it was Rogue. The athletes just happened to be there, thankfully. And, yeah, Daniel Brandon. Remember, we were talking to Daniel Brandon or something. She just happened to be in the right spot at the right time and got to do something, or else she wouldn't have got to do it. The truth is, though, too, is this. Only one heat is hosed, gets fucked. And it's whatever heat goes first usually the women and it's
Starting point is 00:20:46 heat one so it's it's the women and it's the it's the women who have the least chance of winning not I'm not justifying I'm just saying doesn't happen to the whole field correct all right yes everyone else gets that's plenty of time for everyone else to get ready and warm up
Starting point is 00:21:02 it's just not very using it's yeah this is the worst for everyone else to get ready and warm up. It's just not very PFA. Using it's yeah. This is the worst possible outcome for the PFAA is first event. And on so many fronts. Well, I will say that they almost have a concussion to the leader of the organization.
Starting point is 00:21:18 I will say that I gonna say then. If we're going to point the finger, then let's point it at the PFAA. We have a super dangerous situation for someone like, Going to say then, if we're going to point the finger, then let's point it at the PFAA. We have a super dangerous situation for someone like Jason Hopper or Fikowski doing the wall walk. Super dangerous, coming down and their head touching the steel beam. Fikowski hitting his head on the rower. Athletes not having time to warm up.
Starting point is 00:21:43 That's the second time we heard it. Who knows how many times it happened. There was not a secondary warm-up area for the rower. Athletes not having time to warm up. That's the second time we heard it. Who knows how many times it happened. There was not a secondary warm-up area for the lifting event. No, people were 20 minutes before they touched a barbell. That's why it's like, it's like having laws
Starting point is 00:21:56 and you can't enforce them and the whole thing becomes a mockery. I heard Guy was prepared to do 405 on that complex and he didn't have enough time to warm up. In a secondary area. That's not true. It's not true. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Listen to this. Good job, Savant. I think he thought he was going to get you with that. Logan Ewing broke his ankle during the 5K trail run yesterday, getting pushed. Logan stepped in for Alex Caron after he tore his pec during the individual competition. Mayhem Outlaws with Disqualified have continued to compete. Jake Lockhart, coach and president of Mayhem, kudos to Jake for doing that,
Starting point is 00:22:35 jumped in during event two, and Caron has been on the floor since. Okay, here we go. Let's watch. Logan Ewing being interviewed by the Barbell Spin, the best in the business. And it looks like Mr. Logan is on crutches. I got pushed off the trail and foot caught. I don't remember if it was a tree branch or a rock that caught it, but something caught it, like rolled up my ankle. And then that was about five minutes in.
Starting point is 00:23:08 But I ran off adrenaline adrenaline so i was fine so i kept running and then every 20 steps i'd roll it uh i got pushed off wow wow uh wow well what i want to know who pushed him jeff adler i want to know who pushed him. Jeff Adler. I want to know who pushed him and was it clipping? Was it from the back? Why was he pushed? Was he pushed by his own friend? I imagine people were just trying to pass him. Renee Pape.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Brace yourself, people. Brace brace yourself all men are not created equal renee's about to drop some bombs chicks mic'd up would be lame and boring no one is as hyped as men i get tired of here of there being needing to be women on the platform speaking as women even i don't know i find myself getting more inspired when i hear women speaking Women even. Shit. I don't know. I find myself getting more inspired when I hear women speaking. You've never heard women speak. Listen, what's crazy about this is, listen,
Starting point is 00:24:16 what's cool is that this is a woman's opinion that's really strong. So someone might be upset at her, but this is the whole thing. When you give women opinions, these are the kind of opinions you get. See that? That's a fucking head fuck. Ain't it? Renee, thank you. Free. You're free. As a fitness methodology, CrossFit
Starting point is 00:24:33 is bar none at the top. As a sport, it's tough to get over and gain traction with backyard ran events like Guadalupalooza. Oh, God. I don't think it crapped the bed. I thought it was a great event, you guys. There's a lot of moving pieces. Listen, it's an event that has more athletes than spectators. And it's not like running a marathon.
Starting point is 00:24:52 It's not like, hey, people, go run. How many pieces of equipment do you think were at Guadalupe? What does that have to do with anything? You've got to manage. I mean, just that in itself has to be done. There's a lot of moving pieces. A lot. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:12 There's one start, one finish at a marathon. And CrossFit, I mean, we don't have enough judges. Judges don't get paid enough. We didn't have enough kettlebells. We had to switch to dumbbells. I don't like that it's raining. Why do we have to be on this floor? Why do I have to start at that time?
Starting point is 00:25:27 Listen, dude, they got a category for every Tom, Dick, and fucking Harry. They got to adjust everything for everyone. Thank you, Dylan. Thank you, Tyr. That's it. If you're about to say anything, just say thank you. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. That's it. If you're about to say anything, just say thank you. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. That's it.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Who is y'all's... Thank you for the bathing suit event. Thank you for the bathing suit event. My family member, I don't want to say who, my sister, thought that Justin Medeiros' shorts were too tight for the swim. I'm like, what? They're all that way. Exactly the same. I didn't think his shorts were too tight.
Starting point is 00:26:03 I did think that i did think it was interesting that camera shot of victorio campos's ass that when she squatted her bathing suit disappeared in her butt crack that was that was kind of crazy camera and that you're supposed to just pretend like you didn't see that i think there's there is a coincidence and we can believe in it oh my goodness five000 people standing around watching people work out in their underwear and bra and we're just like, oh, fantastic squat.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Was that a no rep? Hmm, interesting. I'm John Young. I have Christian values. My sport is running with naked animals. Sorry, you don't believe humans are animals. Human souls. Do you not, John?
Starting point is 00:26:47 What? You don't believe humans are animals? No. I think we're mammals. Yeah. No, you can't think we're animals. We're mammals. Christians don't think we're animals.
Starting point is 00:26:58 We're mammals. Mammals. You ever hear that song by the Bloodhound Gang? Baby, baby. Yes, yes. You ever hear that song by the Bloodhound Gang? Uh. Baby. Yes. Yes. Nothing but mammals.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Yeah. That one. Dave D'Astro, stop. Seve, stop. John won't want to come back onto the show. That's okay. I have no problem. That's a very catchy song. I have no problem begging John to come back on.
Starting point is 00:27:19 He tells me every time this is my last show. And I just beg him. I just sent him a box of chocolates. Beg him to come back. John's the highest paid employee on the 7-On-Podcast team. That's facts. Believe it or not. He can't leave.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Facts, yeah. He's got what those are called golden handcuffs. Is that what that is? Yeah, when you pay someone. That's what Greg did. Greg paid us so much money you couldn't leave, no matter, even if you wanted to. Except for Patrick Rios.
Starting point is 00:27:45 It'd be, well, that was after, I mean, they fired him long after Greg was gone. Man, what a mistake to fire Rios. Holy shit. I didn't mean to climb up CrossFit. He's cranking too. He's cranking it out. Cranking. I didn't mean to. Oh, it's wicked. It's great. I don't want to call up CrossFit's ass and yell at him,
Starting point is 00:28:01 but I made a huge stink about that three years ago when you fired him. Like, hey, dude, think you could fire one of your executives and hire 12 Patrick Rioses and just take over YouTube. Which executive would you fire? Chase isn't here. You can say it. None of them. None of them. They're all value.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Dude, I feel bad for Chase. Why? Why? He's a huge Cowboys fan, and they just lost 50-20. Got blown really badly. It was really embarrassing, and everybody thought the Cowboys were going to be good this year. And, hey, you know what?
Starting point is 00:28:38 In football, what that means, 50-20 means that they really lost 60-0 because when you're up 50-20. Yeah. You know you get that, right, Hiller? You get that? Right. I do. 50-20 really is 60-0.
Starting point is 00:28:52 They just were like, fuck it. We're not going to get injured and we're going to play everyone five or ten yards off the line. I've been trying to find this footage. Look at me. I know sports and shit now. Good job, Sevan.
Starting point is 00:29:02 That was good. Thank you. It's because you were watching all that Tyson stuff. That was good. Thank you. It's because you were watching all that Tyson stuff. That is why. Other great things coming. We don't even have a show without the barbell spin. Other great things coming out of the spin.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Look at this picture. This is great. You know what's great about this? This isn't posed. That's a great picture. This is at the end of the worst event, and still a good event, but the worst event in Guadalupalooza, and yet it's got the best pose. Look at Chandler. They're superheroes.
Starting point is 00:29:32 That's awesome. Yeah. That is home gray right there. Tola looks like he's 55 in that photo, but besides that, there we go. That's a good picture of Tola. Noah is freaking crazy, man. What do you mean? What he looks like. What do you mean? His figure.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Yeah. He's just ripped to shreds. He's losing his hair. He's old, dude. He's old. How old is he? 29. Don't say 29 is old. It's not. I'm 32. He's old. How old is he? 29. Don't say 29 is old.
Starting point is 00:30:08 It's not. I'm 32. I'm old. Here's the winning team. Where is this girl from? Is this girl American? The two on the left are American. How about this one on the right? She is not. I think she's from Sweden.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Sweden? Somebody correct me in the chat. Oh, I was right. Sweden. Emile Lundberg. Emile Lundberg, yeah. She's from Sweden. God, for the life of me, I hope I'm not at the event when something gets caught on Kelsey
Starting point is 00:30:42 Kiel's nose ring and rips out that nostril. God, I hope I'm not there. Why? Because I just don't want to see that. It would hurt pretty bad. What is it with you and nose rings? You don't like those. I don't think you should be competing with any piercings in. If Danny
Starting point is 00:31:02 Spiegel was likable, that's Kelsey Kiel. What if I pierced my nipples? If Danny Spiegel was likable, that's Kelsey Kiel. What if I pierced my nipples? If Danny Spiegel was... Why is Danny Spiegel likable? I'm doing it. I don't like her. I'm going to do it just to see what you're going to say about it. I'm going to do some chest to bar pull-ups.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Right now? No, with my pierced nipples when I get them. Are you going to get pierced nipples? Hell no. Way to say it. John Young yelling, Danny's better than Kelsey, bro. Oh, you mean a better crossfitter?
Starting point is 00:31:32 Oh, yeah. Danny's fitter than Kelsey for sure, but as a person, I just think Kelsey's a much better person. Kelsey Keel is stronger than 7 on 10 beers deep That's a little Listen, listen, I'm pretty ego free
Starting point is 00:31:52 That's a lot of beers 7 I finally found it You edit that to 7 or I'm kicking you out of the chat You edit that down to 7 Not me not me drinking 10 beers you ding dong douglas her drinking 10 okay here we go oh shit where'd you get this where is the norcal classic oh okay uh norcal classic i saw andrew there uh i don't know
Starting point is 00:32:18 four months ago something like that yeah three four. An event run by Blair Morrison and Iron Mike something. So look at where Sean Sweeney's running over there. What the fuck is that? Because they take that turn around the corner up over there, and no one's rolling anything here. There's better ways to get around people. That's hilarious that he did that. God, that's a lot of meat running.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Yeah, it was a pretty cool spot to grab people. They let me go wherever I wanted there. It was pretty nice. I had a better one. Oh, Danny seems nice in her interview with Pedro or like her self-deprecating humor. Oh. I cannot wait to watch that one.
Starting point is 00:33:07 I haven't gotten to it yet. Dude, let's watch it. Does anyone want to talk about anything about the event? The event was great, the Tierra Water Blues event. You want to rip on it, Hiller? Go ahead. I'll give you 30 seconds. Young, you want to rip on it?
Starting point is 00:33:17 What was y'all's most surprising thing, men and women? I'll tell you this. Overall, the most surprising thing is that there weren't better female teams there because there was high caliber people everywhere except in that uh division and uh the most surprising thing is um how few workouts there were um in in the for me and not that it was right or wrong i was just shocked that it was just five but i understand why because they're trying to get people to do individual and team. Okay, I'm done. Hiller.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Most surprising? Jack Farlow, just in general. That's all. Respect. On the women's side? Refreshing. I like Rebecca Fusil. about rebecca vitteson she was fifth there's not enough events i i can compare fusile to last year that's all okay
Starting point is 00:34:16 that's fair she went from 16th and 9th i think that's great it just shows she's going up mm-hmm farlow's clearly going up nick matthew's going up. Farlow's clearly going up. Nick Matthews going down. But then again, apparently, well, he rolled his ankle day one of teams. He had nothing to do with the individual performance. I want to put James Sprague in the same category as Farlow. Okay. Sprague's kind of making like a – he's chipping away his way up.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Yeah, we kind of knew Jack. We kind of knew Jack. Same tier is what I'm saying. They're both on the way up. But Sprag kind of knew Jack. We kind of knew Jack. Same tier is what I'm saying. They're both on the way up. But Sprague's been in it longer. I see what you mean by like that, but I would put them in the same tier. Look at this comment from Alex Bridgeworth.
Starting point is 00:34:58 A lot of stands are empty. Dubai stands are empty. Rogue stands are empty. The only people who are there are the people shooting media okay well let me let me say that let me say this to you uh spin and i had our biggest weekends uh in three years uh internet wise as big or bigger i'm pretty sure spin had his biggest by far i had uh damn near my biggest as big as my biggest and the open is on track to be the biggest open in the history of crossfit so um who's your source i don't know i read it
Starting point is 00:35:34 are you gonna live stream your open workout seven of course not um let's see i'm gonna send jack farlow a i want to know what Jack thinks about his own performance. Let's party. Oh. We should ask what Emma thinks of his performance. Oh. I can see that. That'd be cool to hear her take.
Starting point is 00:36:00 You think she's shrewd like that? I learned to stay strong. No, she seems supportive. I don't know her, though. I don't know. I don't mean not supportive, but you think she has an eye like that? You think she looks at Jack and gives him feedback and shit like that? No, I don't. No.
Starting point is 00:36:15 No. All right, I sent another one out to Daniel Koos. Oh. And we got Jack Prollo. He responded earlier. I just didn't see it. You think you passed the test Caleb? Level 1 Caleb just finished his level 1 Congratulations Caleb
Starting point is 00:36:30 Thanks dude I hope so You'd be kind of embarrassed if I didn't How do I do cheers? You've tested before Yeah that's good. Oh, shit. Caleb's mustache is in the house. Wow.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Wow. That's a great picture. Oh, that picture. Did some digging for that one. Yes. Hey, where is that? That was at the games volunteering, taking a nap or something power nap no that was when i was deployed wow and undisclosed location and uh took a couple z's real quick and when you say undisclosed it's a place where women are covered unless they're being stoned to death correct Correct. Yes. Alright. Just checking.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Just checking. Remember people. Boy, I saw this comedian the other day. I'll save it for Monday. How did dad do, Caleb? I think he did good. He took all 57 of the 60 minutes we had to take the test. He was stressed.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Oh, he was? Yeah. He just tests anxiety, you know? But I think he did good. Oy. Oy. God, people are so down on competition sometimes. Hey, do you think anyone ever walks away from a crossfit and is like,
Starting point is 00:38:01 fuck, this was just absolutely perfect. Brilliant. I think Rogue has been like that a couple years you can always complain about the crowd there right you can always be like wow there's not enough people you could when i think of crowd i think of it as like 5 000 like pseudo internet stars and then just like three spectators. Well, like 2019, 2020 Rogue. I think it's just all the washed up CrossFit competitors show up there. Caleb, you've been there. Is that what it's like? Rogue?
Starting point is 00:38:37 Yeah. Yeah, probably. Like 3,600 former individual athletes descend. And their families. It'll be very curious to see how the California one goes. Just like old times, right? Hey, what if they did? What if they did an affiliate cup there? I know it's water palooza, but what if they just did an affiliate cup there? That's what made Del Mar so crazy is the affiliates came out like in hordes.
Starting point is 00:39:09 As in? Like just 30 people from each affiliate. I mean, Invictus brought like 60 people. They did the tunnel of love for Josh Bridges. They all held hands and would build a tunnel, and he'd run through it and shit. It was dope. Does it need to be said that that stuff can't really be done all that well without a media team at CrossFit promoting stuff like that?
Starting point is 00:39:32 Or some, or yes, more, more like the biggest person that could do that would be you on your platform promoting something like that. Basically, did we, the point of the media is to give people FOMO,
Starting point is 00:39:44 right? Yes. And so, so if the media is to give people FOMO, right? Yes. And so, so if the media is like, shit, I wish I was there, then I think it was doing its job. And if you don't have any media,
Starting point is 00:39:56 you don't have anything. Right, right, right. So when do you get your results for the, for this, for the test? They said seven days, but I've, well, last last time i took it i got them a little bit earlier so probably sometime this week san jose regionals
Starting point is 00:40:13 were great dude all the california regionals let's go oh my goodness there he is oh you at least could have kept your dress on you at least. Oh my goodness Yeah, baby Shoot I thought we were getting oh, I thought we were getting Daniel. I'm sorry. You must have gotten your texts mixed up Are those um, are you wearing underwear under those? How a competition ladies are you guys ladies or men I'm sorry I didn't mean to miss sex you we are ferret men Fair man, okay. Sorry fair and furries. Furries, how was the competition? Yeah, it was good. We got clapped, but we had a good time.
Starting point is 00:41:12 We got to wear our tunics. Listen, I didn't know you had that word in Russian, or ferret men. I didn't know you had clapped in your video. Yes, I did. I did. Can you introduce us to your friend, Daniel? Yes, yes This is
Starting point is 00:41:27 This is Magnolia Magnolia and Daniel I heard earlier in the weekend That you guys were wearing dresses Yes, those were tunics Tunics And that you had Asian women accents And now you seem to be Russian men of sorts has something happened to you
Starting point is 00:41:47 Is the transition complete? Where can we see you guys compete next Probably open. Open and semifinals, hopefully. My buddy here, Andrew Hiller, is a huge fan. Damn right. Yes, yes, we love Andrew Hiller. And how would you compare Wadapalooza to a CrossFit crash,
Starting point is 00:42:23 your experience competing in a CrossFit crash? The crash crucible. If it wasn't for the rain, I don't know. I would say crash is one of the best, like, ran competitions I've ever been at. Always on time. Great atmosphere, great events and everything. I love crash.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Wadapalpalooza super fun except the rain kind of screwed up this time, but Can you pronounce your last name for me it's like it's like boots, but with a K Cooch yes, what are you guys calling me? I crash Nothing Yeah, cooch coots is a black duck. They got coots in California. No good.
Starting point is 00:43:08 No good. No good. Very good. Hey, you going to the games someday, Daniel? Yes. Both of us. We wear dress at games. How old are you?
Starting point is 00:43:18 20. And how old's homeboy? How old's your Russian counterpart? 20. 40? Yes. They're 40 together. They're 20. He trained at CrossFit Mayhem. Oh, really? How's your Russian counterpart? 40 yes Oh really he won the team game
Starting point is 00:43:38 He did you're crossing who that who is what's his name? This is Nate Ackerman. Oh shit, Nate I thought you trained with Torres down at a brute down at Brute? No, no, no. Coach Dom. Oh, you left with Dom. Okay, okay. A breakaway. Let's get down to business then. Nate, are Matt and Danielle back together? No comment.
Starting point is 00:43:56 No comment. This guy's a professional. Good answer. Have you seen Hayden Adams training there in the barn? We heard that she said she's coming back this year. Who? Right. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Okay. Hey, gentlemen, thank you. Any more questions, Hiller, now that you have your – you want a fanboy on? I just wanted to get the Street Horner action double on the show for once. You guys know who Street Horner is? You guys know who street Horner is? No, no, no. We know who Victor Hoffer is. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Number one fan. We love Victor. Hey, I think I told the story. Oh, he is too a woman. Don't lie. Daniel got me in touch with Victor Hoffer to figure out whether or not he was a woman. That was, that was pretty fun. If it weren't for Daniel, I would still be wondering and potentially making a video ruining my reputation.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Victoria. This is Street Horner. This is your action double right here. This guy right here. You look just like him. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, there you go. That's him too.
Starting point is 00:45:04 He looks cross-fit. Yes. He has an eating disorder, no. Oh, there you go. That's him too. He does CrossFit. Yes. He has an eating disorder, Daniel. Do you have an eating disorder? Yes. Yes. He just says yes. The only show in CrossFit where you can make fun of eating disorders.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Hey, dude, both of you, good to meet you, Nate, and good to meet you, Daniel. You guys are awesome. Love the energy. Keep bringing it, guys. I'm sorry we cannot show you our tunics. That's fine. Another guys are awesome. Love the energy. Keep bringing it, guys. I'm sorry. We cannot show you our tunics. That's fine. Another time.
Starting point is 00:45:29 Save it for next time. We'll bring it to the games. Thank you. Peace and love. Have a good one, guys. Daniel Kootz. Daniel Kootz. And Nate Ackerman.
Starting point is 00:45:42 How embarrassing. I didn't know who Nateate ackerman is 18th elite men team of three man hey i think that joey dennison might be a um a kid's competitor too wow just blowing jr huh why not yeah no i blow j know. I'm not, I'm not saying it's gross to blow J. I think it's fine. Absolutely not. Yeah. Blow J.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Whenever you want. Yeah. Uh, he's like an Amber Crombie model. The dude. That's why he likes J. R. Right.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Uh, Kenneth, the lab. It's okay. So on. It's all right. It's all right. It's heavy.
Starting point is 00:46:21 I didn't know who either of them were either. The thing is is i talk about nate ackerman all the time i always just like to mention his name he's like the kid that trains at brute so basically he left with dom too so emma and nate that hey that's probably pretty smart i wonder i would god it'd be fun to uh hear nate talk about what it's like training with Emma. I wonder if he beats her up, but he's fitter than her, her vice versa.
Starting point is 00:46:51 No, no, no. You don't think so? No, no. 20 year old strapping lad. I thought I had some video.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Uh, uh, maybe, maybe you think Nate, do you think Nate's fitter than Tia? No, no. Maybe if he's doing the women's workout. fitter than Tia? No. Maybe if he's doing the women's workouts. Hey, can Tia beat?
Starting point is 00:47:09 Wow, that's bad form. Nate Ackerman is a monster, alright? You back down off Nate Ackerman. By saying he's not as fit as Tia? Let me ask you this. Can Ant Haynes
Starting point is 00:47:24 beat Tia. Let me ask you this. Can Aunt Haynes beat Tia in a 15-event workout? Yes. He can't? That is if he's doing women's workouts. No, no. Is the women's weights. No, no. What about in the men's weights?
Starting point is 00:47:38 No. No. Nate's going to need to learn how to stand those suckers up. Nate's going to need to learn how to stand those suckers up Bronislaw Using the men's weights Against Tia at the games Just one on one Tia beats him?
Starting point is 00:47:52 Yes What kind of questions are these? Tia beats Jeff Adler How dare you say that to me I don't know, whatever you said I said, what kind of questions are these? I can't believe that the greatest female crossfitter of all time you're saying can beat a dude who's 15th fittest man in the world right now she can beat all the dudes including adler
Starting point is 00:48:14 wow if she entered the men's division she'd win you i'm not saying she does the women's weights and they do the men's weights i'm saying she enters the women's weights and they do the men's weights. I'm saying she enters the men's division. That's different. Okay. That's a great question. Oh, thank you. I misunderstood the question. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Bryson Del Monte, Sevan, I'd pay a thousand bucks to suck your dick. Wow. No, sorry. That's it? Yeah, I can't.
Starting point is 00:48:45 But thank you, Bryson Del Monte I appreciate the request Everyone does have a price, though So keep... Where's my money? Yeah, thank you You're gonna get... Where's my money?
Starting point is 00:48:57 Yeah, actually, I will do it Bring the money and meet me at 7-Eleven on 41st and 8th Come alone I'll be in the black Suburban. You got a Suburban? You mean the minivan? Are we watching this Danny Spiegel Coffee Pots and Wads?
Starting point is 00:49:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's bring it up. No, no, no. Hold up real quick. Will you bring up the men's leaderboard? Will you bring up the men's leaderboard? CrossFit Games. CrossFit Games. We got Caleb back. This is good. Caleb, you got it? Yeah. Sweet.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Using the exact events that the men used at the CrossFit games. I want to start at the bottom with the worst fittest man in the world. Number 40. Arthur Seminoff. God, by the way, did you see this guy in person? Arthur Seminoff, ironically, he's 39th. He's even more impressive
Starting point is 00:49:52 looking than Kaike Cervini. He is a monster. He's tall, too. He is, yes. He is a beast. He made it in the weightlifting event. Can Tia beat him at the CrossFit Games in the men's division? Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:07 John? Yep. Jake Douglas? Yep. Kaikei Cervini? Yes. Yep. Wow.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Can she beat Cole Sager? Don't get scared of his name just because he's a big name. Don't be a pussy. No, this is the cutoff line. I think it'd be interesting. I also don't think she beats Vino. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:50:34 No, no. It's just like these people. Yes, using the men's weights cave. Good question. Let's really emphasize that. I'm saying can Tia enter the men's competition? Hey, let's look at the events real quick before the cut line. Can she qualify through semifinals in the men's division?
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Starting point is 00:51:54 Because she's a tiny girl. She cannot because the semifinals this year, there was a double barbell event. Well, there was a max snatch. Yeah, yeah. She should get almost last place in the second one and last place in the first one man she would also probably get crushed by the dumbbells on linda yeah yeah so men and women so men and women are different absolutely okay just checking i was however the games are just so games is so aerobic yeah and she still wins all of those She wins the swim She wins almost every running event
Starting point is 00:52:27 Even the sprint I think she would sprint faster than some Hey listen Anyone who's participating in this conversation Bryson Del Monte thinks you're a fucking idiot So don't make any comments about this Careful Someone's going to call you an idiot
Starting point is 00:52:42 You can end up blowing me in a suburb. Let's look at the events really quick. It's the semifinals, hombre. No, not semifinals. The games. Or she can't even get to the games. Well, she's going to be better at the games than she is semifinals. I don't think she has a shot at semifinals. Just so you guys know,
Starting point is 00:53:00 after we're done playing this game, we still aren't going to talk about Wadapalooza. We're going to watch the... Oh, we are. We're going to watch the Interview that Pedro from Coffee Pods and Wadzie With Danny Spiegel And it's going to be a reaction video Oh boy, awesome She can do well in a ride But not as well as most of the men
Starting point is 00:53:17 Can you make that bigger? Yeah, so I'd say bottom 10, but not last place We've got to read these The workout they're talking about is complete as many laps as possible in 40 minutes on a Trek bike. She'd beat Justin Medeiros. Her own power is the men, so she's going to go slower.
Starting point is 00:53:35 She gets crushed by the pig. This is probably a bad conversation. She does well in this workout. 30-foot unbroken handstand walk over the ramp. Eight free handstands. Last place in alpaca Last place in ski bag. Well, she's not doing very hot Helena. I think she'd be fine in Helena So basically what you guys are saying anytime that the weights get a little heavy she's toast
Starting point is 00:54:01 Yeah, right, right, but if there's running and being upside down and some pull-ups and shit She's good to go. In these first five, there's a lot of odd object in these first five events that she'd be bad at all of them. Then you get to the 5K, she's top three. This is accurate. Justin probably would ram her into her on the bike, just like he did Lazar.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Wyatt McGay. Jeffrey Giardina, did any women beat any men in the bike? Good question I think Emma Carey beat most of the men No, Emma Lawson I said what I said Emma Carey was last place
Starting point is 00:54:38 Yeah, I know She don't ride so good No Jesus take the wheel. It was amazing at how bad she was at the game. At the bike. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:52 She does look like the type of chick that's never ridden a bike before. She's just not athletic. But it was... Huge M5 carrier fan. Can't ride a bike. I've never seen somebody that bad at a bike that was supposed to be fit. Hey, this video is an hour and 38 minutes long.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Oh, I found it. I found it. Do you want it? It's at the 34 minute and, uh, yeah, 34 minute and, uh, Pedro's behind us. 50 second mark. Okay, here we go. Oh, he made a movie? Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
Starting point is 00:55:28 welcome to a live reaction video. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is what it's like when Andrew Hiller's at home in his garage. He sees something that Danny Spiegel's published. This is how excited he gets. Can you hear it lie down and read a book for 20 minutes
Starting point is 00:55:51 how did i know this was gonna be yeah i yeah is that uh you're incredibly relaxed here or is that a way to become more relaxed it's just an addiction i just remember a good part of the book when you put up stories on Amazon deliveries and stuff, are they all books?
Starting point is 00:56:09 Most of them, yeah. It's like 99% books and then occasionally I will order something like lotion, something useful or like hand soap. Okay, pause this. On a 1 to 10, that's all you ever saw of
Starting point is 00:56:24 Danny Spiegel, how would you rate her? 8. 8. Yeah, give her a 9.8. There's nothing that she's done to make me like her, but so far she's just chilling. I like her. What do you mean? She's nice skin.
Starting point is 00:56:38 She's funny. She's laughing. She makes great good eye contact. She reads books. She buys lotion. I'm in love with her right now. Yeah, but she isn't a 10. In order to be a 10, you got to do the Colton Mertens thing.
Starting point is 00:56:49 You got to win. You got to be ticking when we're talking to you? You got to work hard. He's got to say, it's got to be something killer. Okay, hold on. John Young yelling, thank you, John. I know. Jesus Christ. Man. Nice skin. Yeah, she has great skin.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Look at her trap. Look at she got a trap that's hiding one of her bra straps. That makes her an 11. Alright. Sorry. John's excited. Yeah. Do you get
Starting point is 00:57:20 freaking fire miles or something with Amazon? Oh, yeah. Echo. I have the Amazon credit card, so I just get points, and then I just buy more books. It's awesome. It's kind of like the snake eating itself. Yes. How do you feel after you asked that? You know, it was kind of a tough day of competition for me.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Did someone else ask a question? No. I heard someone else besides Pedro. I didn't. Okay. Whitney Davis would agree with Alexis, yeah. Okay. But that's just how it goes.
Starting point is 00:58:00 You'll have good days, bad days. It started off good with a little bit of a blip on the snatch, but still a good day um then just like the changes in the workouts i wasn't like a big fan of i'm fine with like having contingency plans with weather i think it's smart and i know in like previous years we've just gotten delayed to where we're like doing like workouts at 10 o'clock at night so whatever my grievances, I would much rather them just change the workout than like delay us and end up canceling workouts for other divisions. Or again, like doing a workout at 10 o'clock at night is never ideal.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Okay. Can you pause? I really like so far. I really like the use of this word grievance. I like this word grievance. She says such a night. It's a soothing word. It's a nice way to address a combative situation, but with a soothing word, I like this word grievance, she says. It's a soothing word. It's a nice way to address a combative situation, but with a soothing word. I like this. Electrolytinate for me. I don't like hitting on skin, but I think I could help.
Starting point is 00:58:55 All right. Look at her neck, how smooth it is. All right, let's go. I like her. I'm still a nine-year-old. I like that out there. I like how they did it better this year. But I think that even if you're going to have a contingency plan,
Starting point is 00:59:06 you need to make sure that it's the same stimulus. So I feel as though the changes made them just completely different workouts, and now the overall weekend is very skewed towards a certain type of athlete. But, I mean, obviously your top three to five are probably always going to be your top three to five, so for them it doesn't matter too much. But sometimes for an athlete like me, workouts do matter.
Starting point is 00:59:28 And so the second workout of the day, the first one was very... Pause. I take you to a 9-3. Really? Humble. Humble. So far, so good. Fuck. Swipe right. If you're going to keep someone, do you swipe right
Starting point is 00:59:43 or swipe left? Swipe right. Swipe right. That's good. If you swipe right, that what's if you're gonna keep someone do you swipe right or swipe left swipe right swipe right so that that's good if you swipe right that means you keep them wow i'm not really sure uh why everyone pointed me in the direction of this interview so far it's great it has to go somewhere right dude what if you ended up having a crush on her like you do on daniel coots i have to lock the garage door. So Alexis doesn't come in there and kill you. Okay, action. The original version. And then the second version just absolutely tore me to shreds. Broke my heart.
Starting point is 01:00:15 And is that, like, exacerbated then by the fact that the first event didn't go exactly how you planned it to? I think at this point, like, I'm pretty good at, like, shaking off things like that. So, like, that was fine. And that wasn't, like, a huge deal. It point, like, I'm pretty good at, like, shaking off things like that. So, like, that was fine and that wasn't, like, a huge deal. It was, like, you know,
Starting point is 01:00:27 first to second. So, like, that's not a huge thing. But the second workout was something where I was very confident that I could get, like, a top five in
Starting point is 01:00:34 and then I got, like, bottom quarter of, like, the pack because of the changes. And so, like, that's a tougher pill to swallow. Did you change the scores again this morning
Starting point is 01:00:42 for that as well? I don't think it was the second one. I think it was the third one. A lot of people did a lot of appeals last night, so I'm sure things are still moving around. What's the story then for the rest? You're still in Invictus, correct?
Starting point is 01:00:56 Yeah. And you're there this year. Yep. Mostly, I mean, I just love San Diego, even if for some reason. Where are you from originally? Born in Houston, but did all of my growing up in colorado so like mountain girl so that needed to be near the ocean so i did that um and then individual games appearances yeah yeah yeah i uh i don't know i i'll probably like go individual until like my body just says no and they'll just probably call it I don't think yeah good retirement plan yeah it really is very peaceful and with like your appearances at competitions like this and stuff because this is obviously like a big fan hub and like there's no other competition where you get to where fans get to see the athletes and
Starting point is 01:01:49 athletes have to walk through the fans yeah um do you enjoy this more than say or is it just different from like a game scene where you're shopping from place to place and kind of if you don't want to you don't have to kind of um no i really like the community aspect of water polo's i think it's really important that the fans get to interact with people they just get to see on the internet i think it's good for them she made an instagram story she had to run away from her fans for some reason i saw that too that was weird too she said she got anxiety or overwhelmed right this is good to the masses but it also doesn't apply in real life. You're saying that she's saying you should interact with the fans, but the truth is she didn't.
Starting point is 01:02:28 She ran. Correct. On the other side of the spectrum, you see someone like Ariel Lone who's just constantly out there all the time. And I also wouldn't be blind to the fact that it'd probably be hard for Spielberg to be out there. Right? But say that and post that,
Starting point is 01:02:44 you ran away from somebody hey dude i want to say this is great i want to say this too she has 1.8 million followers on instagram for the life of me i cannot figure out why anyone would follow her that's like not my cup of tea following someone who just posts thirst pics that's not how i do my. And so I don't mean to be hyperjudgmental, but the people who follow her are probably fucking disgust oids. I'm guessing who don't have a life and obsess on other people and are probably just fucking horny sheep. Do you know what I mean? Like, I think you kind of, I think you kind of have to hate yourself to follow women who post thirst pics. Like, why would you do that to yourself what's even the point of that what do you what are you trying to accomplish by having that added to your day daily
Starting point is 01:03:29 if you want to visit her account manually once in a while see what's going on fucking all the pleasure to you but to have that in laugh out loud you all are hating youtube user god you're a fucking moron i'm hating on you why why would you do that to yourself so i think it's probably especially i think it's i think it's especially hard probably for her because of what she attracts do you know what i mean she's not attracting that's not a healthy strong powerful alpha male does not fucking follow uh women like overachievers, people who are just fucking amazing. People do not follow women. This is from my woman.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Thirst pick women. Hating is such a pussy word. I just can't think of anything else to say. What would you call it, Alexis? It's like when I had Nikki Rod on. I was like, hey, is it hard? How do you stay focused on doing jiu-jitsu? And he's like, look, Nikki rod on, I was like, Hey, is it hard? Like, how do you stay focused on doing,
Starting point is 01:04:26 um, uh, jujitsu? And he's like, look, alphas don't chase women. And it's like, she,
Starting point is 01:04:30 she attracts all, she attracts just all beta dudes. Well, I think that she has 1.8 million betas on her jock. Go ahead. I think this would be a good opportunity to say that the reason all that was stated was because it would be difficult for her to just roam around in public
Starting point is 01:04:47 because those are the people who follow her. Right? Is that not why you were saying all that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm tying it back to like, yeah, that's why... One of which could be freaking Insano. I'm guessing half the people who follow her are just
Starting point is 01:05:03 losers. Insanos. Yeah. Captain Insano shows no mercy either, you know. Seve, question mark. I don't know if he gets that reference. Dude. Some people do that, right? I don't.
Starting point is 01:05:14 Dude, you follow Daniel Brandon, dude. Cool, let me hurry up. Let me unfollow real quick. Kayla's mustache unfollowed. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, thank you. All right.
Starting point is 01:05:30 I think we should play. Right? Okay, play. Yeah, play. It's good also for the athletes to be able to thank people who allow us to do what we do. I'm not under any delusions that if people didn't like to come watch me or follow me on Instagram that I couldn't live the life that I do. So I appreciate these people more than they ever will realize. So I think that athletes that choose not to interact with their fans
Starting point is 01:05:52 are making a huge mistake, and I don't understand why they can't just take even five minutes. Or like insanely incredibly successful and can command the money through that route by being consistently first place or whatever. Yeah, that's the difference, I guess. Do you find it comes with pressure, then, to be a certain way or to show a certain
Starting point is 01:06:10 side on, like... Can you pause this? Can you... Can anyone think of anything? Is there any hating that goes on Danny Spiegel? I've never seen any hating on her. Zero. You think that she enters the competition where you're where you're supposed
Starting point is 01:06:29 to squat below parallel and hillar says she's not squatting below parallel is hating if you think that fucking jump in a rocket ship and leave the planet you are a world-class pussy people will go ahead and go say the video that i made on her and Maui, how she was sharing her grievances toward Maui, are also not aware of the fact that I've been alerted that she was told to make that post by an agent because it makes her look better. Not because she actually cares. We've only been nothing but nice to her. And it's just like, hey, it's not hating.
Starting point is 01:07:01 It's just stating facts. Yeah. And I feel like at Rogue, we gave her a ton of props for the stuff that she did at Rogue. If you think saying that someone's shirt is too small for them is hating on them, you're tarded. That's not hating on them. I want YouTube
Starting point is 01:07:15 user to continue. It's Reddit. That's a Reddit user. Is it? I don't know. Just someone without a freaking name. First contribution towards my $1,000 BJ. Okay, hold on. Let me read that. $ someone without a freaking name. First contribution towards my $1,000 BJ. Okay, hold on. $998 in one penny you owe me. Got it. Thank you, Bryson.
Starting point is 01:07:31 That's my teammate. I got it. All right. Here we go. Okay. Every penny counts. Okay, let's go. I pride myself on being my genuine self 24-7. So whether I'm on instagram or in public or at a competition like i am who i am like just yesterday i after the snatch event like athlete control like sent me right through the middle of the venue and i was getting like pulled every single direction and i just like snapped was
Starting point is 01:07:58 like guys i just still have time for this like i have to go back like i gotta warm up for my next event and i did i just kind of like yelled at the fans. I felt terrible about it yesterday. I was like, well, that was shitty, but it was a genuine reaction. It was one of those things where it just happens in those kind of situations. I'm pretty, like I said,
Starting point is 01:08:18 I'm pretty proud of just like I am who I am and you'll get the good, bad, and the ugly no matter what. I don't try to hide anything. It's just more of like Hey, she seems real as fuck to me. So far, so good. And all the girls love her, dude. All the girls say nice
Starting point is 01:08:34 shit about her. They love her. Which ones are you talking to? The Gazans, the Ariel Lowens, just the girls back there will be like, hey, she's so nice. She's sweet. She makes sure you don't hang out and get left in your room. I know you've heard other, but I'm just saying the girls. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:08:49 Do you want to drive with me to the venue? See, the cool thing you can do is you can name the ones that have said that, and I can't mention the other ones that have broken out on the other side. Fair enough. Fair enough. Boy, would everyone love that one. Fingers crossed. That's when we're not live anymore. Are you finished? I'd say. Right, Kayla everyone love that one. Fingers crossed. That's when we're not live anymore.
Starting point is 01:09:06 Are you finished, I'd say? Right, Caleb, could you pause it? By the way, that was some woke shit that I just did, but I'm not trying to. I just can't give out names. No, I don't think that's woke shit. I get it. I get it.
Starting point is 01:09:17 I don't think that's woke. I think it is, and I'm calling myself out on it. All right. I don't think that people that would do that would say that either. Just imagine I didn't say it then. Go to sleep, to sleep like that from the record yeah quit being woke yeah uh no i'm i'm not doing tea i i usually again like i like to come down to water pools now that's only two days i spend saturday and sunday doing meet and greet so i can like spend time with the band stuff like that so i'll have meet and greets like all day saturday and Sunday. So today we're going to wrap up and then have a nice dinner.
Starting point is 01:09:48 Read a book. Those like, uh, yeah, definitely. Those, uh, meet and greets.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Are they, like, are they, I just can't imagine. Hey, pause. Pedro's doing a great dog. I love great dog.
Starting point is 01:10:03 He's doing a great job. Miss Mendoza Miss Mendoza wants to know why John's wearing a white beater that's cultural appropriation I'm sorry Mrs. Mendoza I know that that reminds you of your Uncle Carlos and your Uncle Juan
Starting point is 01:10:20 I will make sure John never comes on with a white beater again I apologize I know this woman you do? Juan. I will make sure John never comes on with a wife beater again. I apologize. I know this woman. You do? Yeah. I love you, Mrs. Mendoza.
Starting point is 01:10:36 There's a Twitch user in the chat. Liberty Twitcher. This is so good, John. She doesn't even say tank top. Is this bad to wear, really? No, no. No. Not at all.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Zero. But Mrs. Mendoza can call you out on it. That's all I'm saying. Like, look at, yeah, look at, look at, John's now Juan. Juan Young. Look at Aaron. Look at Enos Hey so far Nothing wrong with this interview no Okay let's go through I'm gonna give her
Starting point is 01:11:14 I'm gonna stay with I'm gonna go with a 9.75 I'm gonna give her a.5 But I will take it an 8.5 to a 9 John I'm with Hilaire. She's real and she's making good eye contact. She's great.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Do you think this could have anything to do with the fact that it's Pedro? If not everything. You mean just bitches love Pedro? Bitches love Pedro. Okay, here we go. Juan, settle down up there. I can't imagine doing anything with anyone. I think even if I was really famous, I'd struggle with the awkwardness of introducing myself to someone, getting a picture taken with them, saying one or two pleasantries, and then be like, okay, next.
Starting point is 01:11:53 It ain't weird to do. They're not weird. I have a really good fan base as much as I joke about getting hate. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. That's not true. Listen. What do you mean true Listen Listen dude
Starting point is 01:12:07 I'm telling you Healthy men don't follow Uh Thirst pick bitches they just don't Agreed They just don't sorry Hey it's just like this one's gonna probably You're not gonna sit one this one's gonna sit with you John
Starting point is 01:12:23 Just like a healthy people don't mind the scent of other human beings. Like you just don't. Why would that bother me? I don't know because some people are like, that's gross or you need deodorant. No, like when you're settled into your – like who you really are. You're okay with body odor, John? I'm not talking about like rancid shit like a yeast infection that's dripping out of someone's legs. I'm just talking about like just healthy body odor. Yeah, I don i don't get dude i'm at a gym like eight hours a day
Starting point is 01:12:48 all right fuck people smell sometimes all right yeah i know i know caleb and hillar did they do this they smell their own farts i'm a little offended you think i would care about that sorry sorry yeah you should be sorry and i apologize you should be offended that was a dick thing to say you're right right. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah. Danny does not have healthy followers. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:13:10 There's no way I can be convinced of that. I ain't hating on her, YouTube user. Just can't be convinced of that. Yeah, cat pee smell. Not so good. Not so good. Okay, here we go. On the internet, the people that show up to the meet and greets are phenomenal people.
Starting point is 01:13:28 I've had people bring me books and cookies and great stories. I'll add it to my collection. So they make it so enjoyable. They come with an anecdote or a story, books, gifts, and it's a wonderful experience for me. I get to hear a lot of really cool things, how I inspired some people. Okay, pause this. Pause this. Okay, listen. Nothing I'm saying, I may speak in absolutes, but nothing's an absolute.
Starting point is 01:13:53 Magnus, sorry, I don't, Sevan, I follow her. Listen, no sorry necessary, and it's okay to follow her. There's circumstances. Obviously, in our world, it's all part of the narrative. We're all trying to keep up with the soap opera. It's we're trying to to you know be a part of it but this show has 670 people watching she has 1.8 million so yeah like i get it she has an insanely beautiful body there's nothing wrong with admiring her body she's obviously well spoken she seems real as fuck
Starting point is 01:14:20 she's a great athlete she donates to the fucking human kidnapping fund. She's awesome. No, I made that up. I'm just saying in general. In general. There's 1.7 million dudes beating off to her who are fucking betas who never leave the house and the other rest of their time they're playing first person shooter games.
Starting point is 01:14:42 Frisbee golf. Easy, easy. Sorry, easy sorry that was too far i apologize i'm sorry not cool okay here we go you know a little girl that's like getting into weightlifting or someone who is struggling with body image and they like found my page and i gave them some hope that you know someone with bigger thighs can like survive this world yeah so it's it's really humbling meeting all these people like of course you're gonna have some awkward moments mostly because of me because like I always mess up like the fist bump handshake like thing so there's any awkwardness that usually like it comes from me not them I started deliberately messing that up like you're deliberately doing it wrong that's so mean so that it's like oh no he always does that if i
Starting point is 01:15:28 ever do do it wrong by accident like no that's his thing yeah it just does it yeah that's actually a good idea but it's also very cruel because people i like i think about that for three days yeah like when i mess that up i will like be sitting you know having my morning coffee going i really messed that one up i still remember when i was in Madison, Christophe Horvath and I were in the same car at the place. And we did that. Like he went fist bump. I went hand. He changed the hand.
Starting point is 01:15:52 I changed the fist. He changed back to fist. I changed back to hand. And then I just tapped him on the shoulder and said, sorry. Yeah. Like that's just too much. Like we're done.
Starting point is 01:16:00 We'll try again next year. Now what I do is I just put two fingers up the nostrils. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Fish up. Yeah. That'd be a good one. You'll try again next year. Now what I do is I just put two fingers up and there you go. Yeah, yeah. That would be a good one. You mentioned hate and stuff there kind of briefly. Is that like has your mindset towards that changed over the years of like
Starting point is 01:16:15 I just wonder how people Is she going to ask about you, you think, anywhere? I think that there's only four minutes left. I checked to see how long it was just to make sure it wasn't like 30 minutes and we're just sitting 30 minutes all right i'm done i'm done anyway that was good we gotta finish now oh we do it's only three minutes oh you I'm angry. I'm angry. Come on.
Starting point is 01:16:54 Med Marv. No, you have to get to the juicy part. He's already seen it. What a stupid son of a bitch. How do I pull it back up? He's trying to pull it back up. Okay, okay, okay. Let's go. Let's finish this up.
Starting point is 01:17:14 Pedro, we're sorry. We just stole all your shit. Sorry. Hey, Pedro needs to break this off and make this a standalone, right? She's a superstar. That's a model pose right there. Yeah, I think she looks fucking absolutely wonderful. Oh, 1.5 here we go all right here we go i was like getting used to stuff you know like i guess i've been
Starting point is 01:17:30 more freedom 1.25 adrian sounds gay at 1.5 sorry i feel like you're more similar to the centralized level yeah i'm it's funny because you know you go through waves just like everything else and i think most of the time like i can just like shut it off because a lot of it is just like mindless like honestly like toxic masculinity stuff but i find that recently like in the past like year wait what's toxic masculinity i don't know you made him sound freaking crazy irish stuff okay go back yep let's hear wow we go through eight minutes of it okay let's fast forward through the good stuff all right let's go back. Yep, let's hear. Wow. We go through eight minutes of it. Okay, let's fast forward through
Starting point is 01:18:06 the good stuff. Alright, let's go back. I want to hear Pedro's question. Here we go. I'm already at 4.2. I kind of feel like you're more someone who just says, I just live like that. Yeah, it's funny because you go through waves.
Starting point is 01:18:22 I was getting used to stuff. I guess I have more freedom to control it rather than feeling like, oh, I have to put up with that. I kind of feel like you're more someone who just says, I just need to block that. I'm like, no. Yeah, I'm, it's funny. You want me to tell you what he's saying?
Starting point is 01:18:37 He's basically gently asking her, what about shit that bothers you on the internet or people say about you? Right. Okay, go ahead. He that he she tends to block people what do you why do you do that basically oh he said that he said yeah he said you're you seem to be the kind of person that blocks people oh wow okay even more poignant good job okay Hey, so listen, listen. So isn't that fascinating? I told you that 1.799 million of her followers are beta males.
Starting point is 01:19:14 But she blocks the toxic ones. The ones she's blocking, I suspect, are the ones that are like – she doesn't like real males. She doesn't – she doesn't find – she doesn't she doesn't she doesn't find she doesn't there's in her life there's no value for a guy who rides a horse with a spear who will bring food back to the village to protect her from people robbing her and to um uh treat her like a woman but that will change probably someday when she wants a baby if she ever wants a baby. She'll want a real man. And I think most of the time, like, I can just, like, shut it off.
Starting point is 01:19:59 Because a lot of it is just, like, mindless, like, honestly, like, toxic masculinity stuff. But I find that recently, like, in the past, like, year year two, it's gotten more like CrossFit based. It's not like you're having hatred towards just like men hating on women or it's always the men. And I hate to always like just dog on that. But it's very rarely that I get an obnoxious female in my DMs like saying some bullshit. But it's becoming more and more like there's toxicity within the prospect space and there's like people that are trying to create like just weird narratives that make it hard to compete in a sport that isn't super professionalized and we have people that volunteer at events and stuff that can be you, suaded towards something or... It just...
Starting point is 01:20:45 I find that it's just... Wait, pause. That's you, big baby. That's you right there. She's saying that you influence... Down there. Yeah, Hiller, she's saying that you influence judges
Starting point is 01:20:54 to treat her differently. Uh-huh. That's... Listen, listen. Dear Danny, if you think that this is a hard sport because it's not professionalized, you should see the way it is in a professionalized sport.
Starting point is 01:21:06 Your whole life would be fucking— And it's as if she has no women friends. Because if she knew the women people out there that aren't just nice to her face the same way that she's nice to people's faces and shitty behind their backs, oh my God. I don't see any bad messages in my comments from women. It's all from men. You know why?
Starting point is 01:21:27 Phillip Kelly is right. She did say nothing. I want to be very clear. We are reading into it for sure. But I don't want to say we have no choice, but we are reading into it because she said nothing. But I'd say it's worth, I bet, $1,000 that we're right. She's basically saying she's upset because Andrew talks about her squats not being below. What she said is, I'm upset because Andrew calls me out on the internet for my squats not being below parallel
Starting point is 01:21:53 and that it affects me then when I'm in competitions. Judges are influenced and are afraid to be called out by Andrew so that they're extra strict on me. So when she gets no rep on a wall ball, she thinks it's because of Hiller. This is fair. In either sense, they either are jealous and judgy, or she will call them jealous and judgy. Yeah. You should send her a Vindicate shirt,
Starting point is 01:22:15 but not a victim shirt. Toxic masculinity still lovers, Seve? No, it's just fucking crazy. Well, I think she'll wake up someday. She's working some demons out. She wants. She's playing. She's playing.
Starting point is 01:22:31 She's not being a woman. She's being the woman that someone told her she should try to be. She's trying to be something that she's not. And it's cool. I'm fine. I'm fine with it. You think he pushes her? But she's not a 9-8 anymore.
Starting point is 01:22:44 She's a 4-8. She's a child. You think he pushes her? But she's not a 9-8 anymore. She's a 4-8. She's a child. You think Peter presses her on this? It's okay. Hiller, it's okay. Sevanis is blaming me for everything. Victim. What'd you say, Young?
Starting point is 01:22:59 Do you think he... I wasn't ready for that. Do you think he presses her on that who peter oh well let's see so like there used to be like hatred and toxicity that was like like that's fine and now it's just more of like a it's like it's still like whatever but it's becoming an issue like within the competition space and it just makes it not fun anymore what do you think the narrative is or the issue is what's mean i think that there are people who think that they can run the sport better than who is running it so they get on their platforms and preach that
Starting point is 01:23:34 they know better or that this should be some way and it just causes like a toxic narrative is it just like letting people who are running the sport just run the sport and you start like creating these narratives that people buy into and it just kind of creates like i just you know this isn't something that people got into because they wanted to you know go to a level where like it's like it's not the nfl like we're not signing multi-million dollar contracts we're here because like we wanted to get fit, and then we found fun, and then we started competing. And so we're here just to have fun. And people, I think, are taking it so, like, just so far in, like, the other direction where a lot of the fun is just getting, like,
Starting point is 01:24:14 sucked out of it. And I don't know. I've talked to a couple athletes, and some people feel the same way. And it's just, I don't know. I'm someone who just really wants to continue to have fun. And I think people are going in the opposite direction, which is like such a bummer, in my opinion. What do you think about like, I just think that was advocate.
Starting point is 01:24:32 What do you think about, say you mentioned there, the workout changed and the stimulus changed and stuff. What do you think about people using platform to say that, like to focus on that type of competition standards or like that, you know, things need to be a certain way. So he's calling her out for doing the same thing. So he just
Starting point is 01:24:53 called, she just criticized people for calling people out and now he's saying, but you just criticized the venue or the event organizers and so now she's going to try to answer that so he just he just caught her in in a circle and and now he's going to call her out and you can see it's now it's about to get a little weird here we go guys wait okay alexis
Starting point is 01:25:15 yes i want i want a professional sport actually we're here for fun which one is it sister is right and by the way we're not saying we can run anything better, but if we don't criticize them, nobody will. And it will not get better. She said that at the games, professional, professional, professional, every which way she could possibly say she wanted to be a professional. Remember that interview? And now she's saying she just wants to have fun.
Starting point is 01:25:44 And no one's making millions of dollars that ain't true that is very not true there are three people who have made a million dollars no that's interesting that's untrue if you're talking quickly crossfit sure like just crossfit then yeah i mean yeah all right crossfit there's plenty of people making millions of dollars yeah you'll have to name them later that's like we're on all these competitions i know like with the pfaa like they are doing like the safety and fairness and i think that people are doing what they can and the people who are actually putting effort and sitting down and writing documents and contacting people and putting forth the effort to actually change the sport and not just getting on a platform and
Starting point is 01:26:27 like complaining about everything and saying, well, this person sucks. They're not doing the right thing. That doesn't help anything. Like in the end of the day. So people are actually like trying to do change. And so, yes, yesterday didn't go very well for me, but they do. They're like doing the best they can. There's thousands of athletes here this weekend. They can't, he's not all going to be perfect. They got to the best they can. There's thousands of athletes here this weekend. They can't, like, he's not all going to be perfect. They got to do what they can.
Starting point is 01:26:50 So, like, what are we going to do? Like, we can complain all we want, but there are people that are making real changes that are actually doing the work. So I can't sit here and complain. Like, they're doing their best. So that's all I got to say about that. Are you not contractually obliged to wear... Are you not contractually obliged to wear the mask?
Starting point is 01:27:15 I can tell she gets along with El Chamo well. It's so easy. It's almost... Oh, she was doing so good. she was doing so good she was doing so good so you scratch you get six minutes in the victim just comes out that's what it is about six minutes you talk to her for six minutes and she starts feeling sorry for herself that's about the rate my kids uh i remember when i timed it one day i was in hawaii with my kids, and someone told me, hey, one of your kids cries every eight minutes. I'm like, that's not true. And I was like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:48 Three kids. About every kid cries about every 24 minutes. Something happens. Stubs a toe. Falls down. Something happens. Six minutes of fucking conversation before she pulls the victim card. Imagine being at the top, and it's still just not enough. She's at the top And it's still just not enough
Starting point is 01:28:06 She's at the top of her food chain And everyone's so nice to her Even we're nice to her Hey she's talking about the fact that Me Potentially or anyone She's 100% talking about you She's upset because you call her out on her movement She's upset because you call her out on her movement.
Starting point is 01:28:26 She's upset that you call her out on her movement and that she thinks it affects the judges. And she shouldn't even fucking care. What does she care? This video of Danny Spiegel got 282,000 views from a couple of days ago. This video of Danny Spiegel from down under, I think, got 6.3 million. All right? I'm going to go ahead and guess that there's a good chance that a handful,
Starting point is 01:28:47 if not many or all of the judges at Wadapalooza got eyes on that thing, and they're looking at her squat depth. They're all well-informed. And if she's not squatting below parallel. If she's not squatting below parallel. And how about this? The PFA is writing rules. Well, Andrew Hiller's actually making videos showing what below parallel is.
Starting point is 01:29:05 She should be thanking you. I mean, the whole thing is just batshit crazy. She's fucking crazy. It's a good time to drop the fact that we have intel that she tried to get those wall ball reps that she was being called for not going low enough for the first time ever. She tried to go and get disputed. She's like, hey, I got all these no reps. I don't think they're deserving and then
Starting point is 01:29:25 when they looked at the video they're like well actually you should be given more no reps than you were actually given that's a good time to state that so as they look at the video in slow motion they're like well actually it's worse than you thought it was and and yeah they said it was worse exactly and you think it's never been and vittoria you you fell for bill mauer seve i'm not surprised danny fooled you for six minutes oh man all right miss spiegel great great interview danny great interview pedro great content good stuff fun thank you more fuel for. Listen, a note to everyone out there, whoever is bothered or offended or thinks it's not fun. You have to be an alchemist. You have to let all of the attention and energy come in and then you just transform it to just nurturing fun energy.
Starting point is 01:30:18 It's all just fun energy. Because she doesn't agree, she's a selfish awful person obsession is weird she taught is that talking about to us i tell you what if it seemed at all like wait a second is that directed wait let me see let me see that's directed at us wait pull that up again because she doesn't agree i don't even know what you're talking about because she doesn't agree she's a selfish awful know what you're talking about because she doesn't agree. She's a selfish, awful person. No one said – I don't recall anyone on this podcast saying she was selfish or awful. And the obsession is weird.
Starting point is 01:30:52 Yeah, her obsession with Hiller is weird. She should focus on just performing. Her obsession on Hiller is absolutely weird. Her inability to say his name when she talks about him is even more weird. say his name when she talks about him is even more weird i'd rather have a uh backyard full of pitbulls than uh a yard full of mutts 1.8 million my yeah yeah pitbulls are ravenous yeah i'm a big pitbull guy um uh, no, no. Oh, Lord. Listen, I like Mel. I like Mel being...
Starting point is 01:31:30 Comment, Sevan, read, huh? Oh, the comments. Okay, my bad, Mel. Okay, you're talking about the comments. Okay. I like how she calls you hon, too. All right, all right. Yeah, that worked on me, too.
Starting point is 01:31:41 I'm a sucker for that. Okay, sorry, Mel. Okay, okay. Yeah, Pitbull's killed people. No, I don for that. Okay, sorry, Mel. Okay, okay. Yeah, pitbulls kill people. No, I don't think we're – Listen, no one ever – We talk about Colton a thousand times when we do more than Spiegel. James Sprague, Dallin Pepper, Rich Froning.
Starting point is 01:31:54 If we're obsessed with Spiegel, what am I about Rich Froning? Gay. I pull my black cock up more than I talk about Spiegel. You can't say we're obsessed with her. We're covering the CrossFit space. She had more followers than all the other athletes there combined. I mean, come on. Is that right?
Starting point is 01:32:16 No, Brooke Wells was there. Right. Hey, that's probably the second time her name is even brought up on the spot. Be cool. Who cares? That's like that thing, why are you guys obsessed with her?
Starting point is 01:32:28 That's like saying, well, are you a doctor? Hey, I don't think you should drink that. Well, are you a doctor? Like, what do you mean, why are we obsessed with her? She's fucking wonderful. She's the strongest person in the sport. She's powerful. She's exotic looking.
Starting point is 01:32:41 She has opinions, strong opinions. Oh. That must be some sort of attack I want to double down and be even more obsessed with her Maybe She's mad because I picked on hip and steel Guys I knew there was something Listen
Starting point is 01:33:02 There's a reason why people talk about the Dallas Cowboys And not about What's the shit team that no one knows. The Jacksonville Jaguars. Yeah, that team, whatever that team is. Oh, listen, Christine Young. Don't ruin my story, please. And Juan is not sleeping. He's recharging.
Starting point is 01:33:24 Big difference. Oh, Young J. $2. Wake up, John. ruin my story please and juan is not sleeping he's recharging big difference oh young jay two dollars wake up john this is i think that's pronounced yung by the way young jay no yung yung jay when you were looking at john you're making the same face smiling oh shit does he mirror does he mirror when he sees Black John Young? He mirrors him? He did. Pull him up again. Pull him up again.
Starting point is 01:33:51 There he is. There he is. Yeah, that's it. Oh, man. Oh, wow. It's good. Can you put me down there, Caleb? Can you switch my screen to his screen?
Starting point is 01:34:01 Really good. God, you're a good dude, John. Everyone do that everyone turned that way is it good that's why you need to take a quick snapshot of that right there does someone will that's funny yeah where is taylor call i mean taylor self did you see the private chat, Savan? Okay. Any final words? We're at 90 minutes.
Starting point is 01:34:31 John says, like, hey, come on, man. Let's talk about Wadapalooza. John just sent me a really nasty message in private chat. I'm the senior analyst, man. I don't got it. I can't help you here. He said, you're really going to have to beg me to come back on again. Close quote. I would just like to say thank you for having me on all these shows.
Starting point is 01:34:54 It's the only spot where there are thousands of views rolling in outside of Wadapalooza. I want to thank anyone else. And Pedro. Yeah. Right. I want to thank everyone else who doesn't make content in the CrossFit space for not doing so. So you guys are desperate and have to watch this show.
Starting point is 01:35:05 Right. And I want to thank the people. You make the comments very, very, very fun to do the shows. If I didn't have the comments to read during Savant's rants, I do not know what I would do. I love reading the comments. I appreciate y'all. Thank you for having me this weekend for Waterpalooza. It's always really, really fun. And I'm excited for the Open.
Starting point is 01:35:29 Alexis is skeptical on whether or not Mel is even real. And Rambler. Oh, tomorrow we have no guest. We have no show tomorrow. Is tomorrow Martin Luther King Day? Yes. Oh, so tomorrow have no guest. We have no show tomorrow. Is tomorrow Martin Luther King Day? Yes. Oh, so tomorrow's the 15th? Are we crashing Talking Elite Fitness again or what?
Starting point is 01:35:55 Nah, just the one time. The one time is enough. Okay, so I guess tomorrow morning at 7 a.m., it's just a live call-in show on Monday. Oh, yeah, that'll be fun. morning at 7 a.m uh it's just a live calling show on monday oh yeah that'll be fun they've had 33.8 000 subscribers on that channel for a decade tomorrow is martin luther king day savant it's my favorite holiday of the year is it yes i get uh it's my favorite uh speaker oh that's good yeah he's a great speaker favorite orator
Starting point is 01:36:27 he's also the favorite speaker of former cmo across the josh growl all right so you guys have that in common uh tuesday tomorrow's live calling show tuesday tyson bajan quarterback chicago bears wed, I probably won't be doing a show, but it's normally the Greg Glassman show, but I think Matt Sousa will be here to tell you about his crazy weekend. Hobnobbing. Who's the guy who wears the funny suit who has a podcast? It's really big.
Starting point is 01:36:55 He's Joe Rogan's butt buddy. Who? Jordan Peterson. No. You know who I'm talking about. He talks really weird. He looks like Rod Sterling from the Twilight Zone. I cannot possibly help you with this one.
Starting point is 01:37:15 Come on. Not Theo Vaughn. Lex Friedman. Thank you, TJ. He's at this place where Gabriel Lyons is and Lex Friedman. He was naming off all these fucking internet people. I know like the Hoobermans and shit like that. Hobnobbing.
Starting point is 01:37:28 Then on, uh, Thursday, the 18th, uh, Denise Moore is on, uh, and then we have shut up and scribble in the evening.
Starting point is 01:37:35 And then on Friday, a regular checkup with Rob earth, former semifinals and games athlete, Ronnie Teasdale. Awesome. Then Saturday the 20th, we have Dave Assenstadt, part of the affiliate series. Then the 21st, we have Dylan Lohan.
Starting point is 01:37:56 Oh, cool. And Kyra Milligan in the evening. Cool. That's awesome. Yeah, that's great. Dylan Lohan. We'll be finding out all the intricacies and nuances of the relationship, what it's like dating Ariel Loewen.
Starting point is 01:38:09 Hey, do you remember the last time you had Rob Earth on? And it was maybe two years removed from the last time you had had him on? Something like that. It was a long time. And I was either on the show or I called in or I messaged, and I wanted to bring up how he used to eat calm off his belly button and he wanted to act like it never happened ate come off his belly button like he would jerk off up and just eat it all right on that note i'm gonna i think i'm gonna sign one bye uh come on you don't
Starting point is 01:38:41 remember that no i remember he was thinking, wow, what a weird thing. And then he called it his life force and all that. I think I blocked it out. Well, you, Hey, how many people do you, how many people do you think tried that after he was on the show?
Starting point is 01:38:56 Uh, 69. Yeah. I saw him. Uh, then on Monday, David pans on, we've been trying to get him on.
Starting point is 01:39:02 Uh, he's running for Congress, uh, in California. Yeah. Life source. Taylor, him on. He's running for Congress in California. Yeah, life source. Taylor remembers. He's a professor at German at UC Riverside. Then on Tuesday, the 23rd, Jimmy Ledgford, President GORUCK's coming on.
Starting point is 01:39:19 24th, back to Greg Glassman. 25th, Dale Saran, a former general counsel of CrossFit, but also has the largest case against the U.S. government for vaccine soldiers who didn't want to take the vaccine. He's probably going to end up being a billionaire. The 26th, for the first time on the show,
Starting point is 01:39:37 Tommy Hackenbrook. Holy shit. Wow. Tommy Hackenbrook. Oh my God, Nick, you're rank car on the 29th of January. That's it. That's probably all I can tell you right now. But you never know who's gonna
Starting point is 01:40:00 drop by the Sevan podcast. You never know. Caleb, thank you. Will I see you in the morning? Probably. Alright. Yeah, are you excited? I don't do political talk. What do you mean? I don't do political talk. I was just thinking about that the other day.
Starting point is 01:40:18 Let's talk about that first thing in the morning. I don't think I do political talk. I've never heard you talk about anything political. Is it? Is it? I've never heard you talk about anything political. Is it? I've been to the psych ward. Love you guys. Thank you, Sarah Cox. Thank you. Holy cow.
Starting point is 01:40:35 Thank you. That wraps up our coverage of the Tier Wadapalooza four-day event. Thank you, Sarah. So much good content still to come event. Thank you, Sarah. So much good content still to come out. Thank you, Hopper, Down Pepper, Colton, Ricky Mack, for letting us stay close to you.
Starting point is 01:40:54 All the boys from the locker room, Tyler, J.R., Will Brandstetter, Pedro, Barbell Spin, Caleb, Andrew Hiller. I'm going to have to to cheat who am I forgetting everyone in there God thank you so much James Sprague thanks for coming on don't forget to before you go to bed tonight shoot up your CJC 1295 talk to you guys tomorrow morning at 7am
Starting point is 01:41:23 buh bye

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