The Sevan Podcast - Vivek SAID IT! | Live Call In - #1026
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bam we're live good morning good morning good morning rambler hey what's up good morning good morning rambler someone was uh suggesting that you were uh yolo uh reincarnated i wonder
i wonder if you are yolo slater what's up dude dude? Good morning. Audrey. Audrey's wow. Wow. Crazy.
Oh my goodness. Okay. Good morning,
Audrey. Holy cow. That's a
shocker. Spiegel, hey.
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Eric Weiss, hey. Good morning.
The Self-Help
Book. Good morning. Three G's.
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David Weed.
Good morning.
As-salamu alaykum.
As-salamu alaykum.
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Well, very culturally diverse.
Good morning from Mr. Weed.
Good morning.
Jungless drums. Jungless drums. Already a text from my wife. What's
this? Oh no. Uh, this morning we're going to have someone from the master's fitness
collective on and I'm trying to understand. I think the matter Fitness Collective actually is... My sound is off.
You can't hear me?
Sound shitty?
Really?
How shitty is shitty?
How's that?
Better?
Uh-oh.
Sound is off.
Good morning, Stefan.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Audio no bueno.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Fix your mic.
I haven't done anything.
I haven't done anything new or different.
It's tiny. The mic's tiny. Can you guys hear me good?, fix your mic. I haven't done anything. I haven't done anything new or different. It's tiny.
The mic's tiny.
Can you guys hear me good?
Turn on your mic, dude.
Sounds like mic is not working at all.
Oh my goodness.
Standby.
Testing one. It says my mic is working i got nothing wrote sounds good here john williams thank you how about that am i better am i better someone help a brother out talk to me guys
talk to me you guys missed that great intro?
That whole thing?
That sounds like it's coming through a laptop.
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Something did happen.
Ah, yes.
Okay, hold on.
You're right.
You're right.
It's going to take a second. This is going to take a second.
This is going to take a second.
I got to reboot the whole system.
I am so sorry.
Yeah, that sucks.
I don't even know where the mic is right now.
Maybe it's over here by the computer.
Shit.
Standby.
Sorry, guys.
I'm rebooting the whole system that's interesting that's never happened before not like that not like that
give me one second i'm glad the guest isn't here that's for sure
we're having uh jamie on from the um
masters fitness collective i don't know why i'm still talking to this mic we can hear you just
not a smooth quality yeah i'm turning on this whole this mic's not this mic that i keep leaning
into to talk through it it's not working.
Holy shit.
It is like Rodecaster 7.
This is crazy.
No.
Fuck.
Wow.
Now the Rodecaster won't even go on. This show might be over
ladies and gentlemen.
Holy shit.
This is
fucking bad.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.
Jamie, bear with me one second.
Please.
Sorry.
We got some technical issues.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Oh, my goodness.
You're not Jamie either, are you?
You are Jamie.
Okay.
The show must go on.
I agree.
I agree.
The show must go on. I agree. I agree. The show must go on.
Wow.
No sign of the roadcaster.
Unbelievable.
Give me a second, guys.
Sorry.
Huh.
Huh, huh, huh.
I did turn it on and off.
Leave me alone.
Hey, what's up, dude?
I don't even know if I can hear you now.
Can I hear you?
Barely.
Can you hear me okay?
I can hear you just fine.
Okay.
My microphone went out.
My whole system rebooted this morning. And... Yeah, that sucks. Hey, where are are you are you at the is the mat is the master's fitness collective
the name of the organization that puts on the master's fitness championships yes that's our
original name that we came out with oh cool and you and this is the and this is the weekend you
guys are doing it it started this morning i'm in in Fort Wayne right now. We're already a couple of heats in and it's going pretty well.
Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Yes, sir.
And the competition is Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
Yes, sir.
And open to the public?
It's open to the public. We did have a qualifier to compete in it. But outside of that, yeah, it's open to the public.
And what's the actual address?
It's Allen County War Memorial Coliseum.
So we have a 100,000 square foot facility that this is in.
Wow. And how long have you guys been doing this?
This is year four.
You seem too young to be putting on a master's competition.
Shouldn't you be doing something else?
I'm 41
Just clean living
That's what it really comes down to
Hey, why do
Masters comp?
Why not do a full comp
And then there happens to be Masters in it?
Well, I mean
There's a long story
Do you want the long story or do you want the short story?
I'm game, I'm game, whatever I there's a long story. Do you want the long story? Do you want the short story? I'm game. I'm game. Whatever. I'll do the long story.
So in 2019, we, I think it might've been even 2018. We ended up wanting to be a media company
because no one was covering the masters at the games and our buddies were all at the games
competing and we could never see them. Um, so we actually started doing in 2019, I believe it was
the legends comp. We, we covered covered that we live streamed it for
them um we put together a pretty good package and and then all of a sudden covet hit and no one was
stepping up and taking care of the masters so we decided to put masters on and uh and call it the
masters fitness championship in 2020. Had about 120 people.
And it was pretty successful.
And then it kind of grew from there.
We have 508 people this year.
Wow, crazy. So you are a, your media, your CrossFit media people
who expanded into competition
as opposed to CrossFit competition people
who expanded into media. That to CrossFit competition people who expanded into media.
That was, that was the original goal. Yeah. So yeah,
we really wanted to get coverage out there and now we're just kind of putting
on this competition because it's, it,
it's gotten really good traction and it's become something that people actually
want to go to. I mean, no one really wants to go to Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Trust me. You know, so if it
really comes down to it, they're coming here for this competition, which is pretty special when you,
when you think about it. Is that home for you? It is not. I'm from Nashville, Tennessee.
And 508 athletes is pretty wild, pretty crazy. It's awesome. Especially since we, we do have a
30 to, to, we start at 30. Um, so it's a little bit of a change from what the masters are
at the crossfit games and things like that but uh it's very very inclusive we have teams as well
um so you know it's kind of it's grown exponentially in the last four years are the
teams masters athletes too over 30 yes so we have three divisions 30 to to 39, 40 to 49, and then 50 plus. Dang, cool.
And what about expanding to other events?
With 508 people, is it tempting to have a second event?
You know, I mean, I don't know if you've ever put on something.
No, I did a birthday party.
I throw birthday parties for my kids every third year.
So it takes you every third year.
And I don't think I could do another event in a year.
It's just, it's a lot, it's a lot of logistic work. It's a lot of behind the scenes. And I
think putting everything we have into one event and making it special is way better than just
watering it down. Who should come visit? So if I, if I live anywhere within 50 miles of there,
let's say I live, I live in California, but let's say I live by there. Good place to bring my three boys,
two six-year-olds and eight-year-olds for a couple hours,
grab a hot dog and have them watch and throw down. Is it friendly like that?
I mean, it's, it's that kind of, it's that kind of atmosphere.
Obviously if you've been around masters athletes, you know,
the community is way more important than the competition.
So when it really comes down to it, like my family's here,
I have a two and a five month old, two,
two year old and a five month old.
And they'll be here and they'll enjoy it. And then they can go to the children's children's museum here.
There's also a zoo. So there's a lot of stuff that families can do after the competition as well.
Awesome. Hey, dude, thanks for coming on. I know I didn't give you much notice.
And I just was Will Plummer from Strong Coffee.
He's there and he's like, hey, dude, you should give these guys a shout out.
And so I tried to reach out to you guys as fast as I could.
Maybe next year I could, I don't know, have some athletes on ahead of time.
But I appreciate you.
I know that we just started texting at five in the morning.
So I appreciate you coming on.
Sorry about the early text.
I think it was like three o'clock my time.
Yeah.
Anytime, brother.
Anytime.
Hey, congratulations.
And I'll be checking out the social media at the Masters Fitness Champions today.
Sounds great.
I appreciate it.
All right, dude.
Have a good day.
You too.
Bye-bye.
Jamie from the Masters Fitness Championships.
And I still don't have a fucking working mic.
God.
So usually I can just go into the settings here.
And there'll be a choice for the Rodecaster.
And for some reason, there is not a choice for the RODECaster.
Fuck. Дякую. All right. E aí All right. This is not weird this is not weird this is not weird this is totally normal totally normal i don't know why you would think it was weird to uh be just moving all the equipment around
in the middle of a show it just makes makes it exciting. No other show does it.
I don't understand why you can't just be positive about it.
Why can't you be like, fuck this edge.
This show is fucking cutting edge.
No one ever does this.
Look how calm and chill he is.
He don't give a fuck that it's fucked up.
It's his show.
He does whatever he wants.
Why can't it be like that?
Why does it have to be...
Hi, thank you. I need a
fucking co-host.
Hey, brother.
Hey.
The audio isn't like terrible, terrible.
We can hear you. It just sounds...
It's the wrong fucking hole.
I don't do anal
is that a comment that's no i'm just like it's a metaphor because you're saying hey it's fine
it's the wrong the wrong mic is working it's picking up from the mic on my computer
and it's fucking piss and and it's just crazy that this is the uh this is literally
probably i've i've had i don't know how many roadcasters i've had now and it's just crazy
that there keeps being issues with them it's not like no one was even in no one's been in here
since the last show you know i know you're trying to be solution-oriented, but I think it's more exciting if I just complain.
Hey, I'm game.
I just want to let you know.
I can hear you.
Okay.
And you're crushing it.
And that other person is weird.
You're not weird.
That other guy's weird.
Yeah, yeah.
This is totally normal.
So thank God I never sent back my other shitty Rodecaster.
So I just plugged in my other shitty one.
Let's see.
Oh, my God. You guys just saw me put my hair up.
This is an intimate moment.
Is there an alternate
to the roadcaster?
No. No. These fuckers
got the monopoly on the shit.
At least as far as I know.
As far as I know. Oh look. Shit. There's
Caleb. Look at Caleb's's Caleb. Look at that.
Oh, there he is.
Fuck.
Thank you.
You saved me.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
You watching me struggle this morning, Caleb?
Yeah.
I was on the drive.
I just saw how shitty it
was going man and this new road caster's not not it can't find the new road caster either crazy
you think that there was a system a software update last night on the max
i don't know i didn't get one last night
god this is a trip.
Studio display microphone?
Does that sound any better?
No, it's the same.
Yeah, this is crazy.
Wow.
This is crazy.
Wow.
Hey, do you have the phone number for the show phone?
Do I have it?
Yeah, I want to see if the phone works.
No.
If you send it to me, I'll call you.
Or I can try to call you.
Here, I'll try to call you.
Let me see.
Because that way I can at least tell if the road caster is set up.
Oh, okay.
Travis Bellinghaus is calling.
Hold on.
Hello?
Hey.
God, you're a good dude.
Well, thanks.
I think he's like, he's traveling across the country.
Okay. Yeah, that sucks.
I'm not doing a show like this.
What sucks, too, is...
Yeah, it doesn't even give me the...
That's what sucks.
It doesn't even give me the option.
It's not even giving me... It doesn't even give me the option. It doesn't even see the Rodecaster.
I don't know, but now I'm starting to think it's...
No, they can't hear you.
Your phone's too, but I haven't hooked it up yet.
I haven't hooked up the phone yet to the Rodecaster.
That's a whole nother problem now.
I'm not rolling.
I'm not rolling for shit. I'm not rolling I'm not rolling for shit
I'm quitting
that's been your best line yet
and no one heard it
oh my god
I can't even hook the fucking phone up
oh I'm so fucking pissed phone up. God, I can't call in and give a born-pretentive shoe review now.
Oh, I'm so fucking pissed.
Alright, figure it out.
Okay, thanks. Bye.
Yeah, bye.
My personal phone's trying to connect, but the studio phone won't connect.
What a fucking joke.
What a disaster.
No, it won't matter if Hillary goes...
Hillary, go live and send Seve a link.
No, because I just don't have a mic.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Uh, it's...
I wonder what happened.
I think something got updated.
Roadcaster could add an update.
Oh, my God.
Hey, where are you going?
I'm probably going to Louisville.
I'll probably stop in Louisville.
And then I'll spend the night there.
And then drive the rest of the way.
It's hard to make it in two days, but we'll see if that
works. Did you move?
Yeah, so I just got off active duty
yesterday. The movers
came, packed up all my stuff, and took it off.
Now they're
driving to Nebraska
right now.
Crazy. And that's it? You're done?
You're done with active duty?
Yeah, I'll be off active duty. I'll be in the guard,
though. So I still have a time
commitment that I need to serve, but it's only
once a month
until I'm done with it, or until
I want to stop, basically.
Will you start being on morning shows again? Probably, yeah. once a month until I'm done with it or until I want to stop basically.
Will you start being on morning shows again?
Probably, yeah.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I think I'll be able to start working on that.
Work on the house, you know.
Are you depressed?
Are you like, hey, what am I going to do with my life?
Are you excited?
No, I'm stoked. I have never been so excited.
That's awesome.
As soon as I finished the paperwork stuff at the base,
it was like a massive weight just came over my shoulders.
It was great.
Holy shit, Dianne Feinstein died.
Really?
Wow. Wow? Wow.
Wow.
Good riddance.
I mean, I'm sorry to hear that.
Bye.
Trailblazer in U.S. politics.
What a fucking joke.
Longest living senator.
It's not a good thing.
What happens now that Dianne Feinstein died?
She's died after months of health struggle.
Months? How about years?
Gavin Newsom will now
need to appoint her replacement.
Ugh. Gross.
Oh, great.
Oh, that's gonna go.
Fuck, that bitch was the fucking oldest
senator. 90.
I don't care that it's insensitive.
I don't care that it's insensitive.
It's honest.
I don't care that it's insensitive.
I don't care.
Anyone who wants to say that, it's inappropriate.
It's not inappropriate.
It's not inappropriate. If I was like... There's people out there that...
There's people out there where the world's a better place with them being gone.
Plenty of people like that.
Sebi, your mom is asking if she will take the boys later.
Oh, she's in the comments? My mom is?
Am I taking the boys later oh I don't
know I can't get through this show mom can you come over here and fix this shit
oh here okay the road cast are rebooted nope still not right At least you got to talk to Jamie.
Yeah. Yeah.
Let me see.
What if I replace the entire cable?
Oh, shit. Now one of my mirrors just went out.
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Let's see.
Okay.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
I think it's the same as it was before, though.
Oh, shit. One of my monitors just went out now.
Oh.
It just keeps getting better.
Eric Wise, we hear you fine. Let's roll.
I don't know, guys. I don't guys. We are rolling. This is the show today
Okay, you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna gonna replace this. Oh the monitor. I'm gonna replace this cable
Okay
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I think Pedro said if you clap and spin around three times, it'll start working again.
You want to try that?
Might be a good alternative.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
What sucks is that I'm not even doing a show tomorrow
and I wanted this show to be so good.
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
This will be the greatest movie of all time.
What'd you say?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Do you hear me?
Yeah, that's better.
That's good.
Yeah, that's better.
Yeah, bitches.
Thank you.
26 minutes in.
Jamie from the Masters Fitness Collective, thank you.
What's wrong with your mom, RB?
Yes, it's not worse. It's? Yes. It's not worse.
It's not worse.
It's not worse.
Oh, my goodness.
So that was just a shitty cable.
All right.
All right.
Hey.
All right, Caleb.
Thank you.
I keep you on, but your audio is a disaster.
No, that's plenty fine.
I got to stop.
See you anyway.
Later.
Have a good show.
Caleb Beaver.
Oh, look at this.
Let's see.
And look, I got a new backdrop.
Look at this.
Look, I fit.
Oh, my goodness.
How is that?
I'm good, right? Everything's good.
What a show. OK, let's start. Let's do this. Let's do this.
God, this is going to have to be this is going to end up being one of the lowest rated shows ever.
Hey, hey. Well, I can't get the I still can't get the Roadcaster to hook
Oh here we go
Let's see if the roadcaster now
Will hook up to the mic
To the phone
I still can't get it to hook up
To this phone
But that's okay
Oh well you don't have to call it
No we're not
Bug it
Yeah
Go ahead
Yeah
It's good
It's good though right?
The audio's good?
Yeah sounds way better Okay Bitchin' Cool Alright thanks brother Okay bye Yeah. It's good. It's good though, right? The audio is good.
Okay.
Bitchin'. All right.
Thanks, brother.
Okay.
Bye.
God, that's fucking awesome.
Forget this device.
Bye-bye.
Search for audio devices.
Maybe I can hook this up.
Shit.
Oh, I haven't even had a sip of coffee.
I handle that like a champ.
I handle that like a champ i handle that like a champ uh the um the republicans had their debate yesterday right i saw this thing that vivek said i just love the straightforward shit he says
just like just straight up just bam oh let me see if my show notes are fucked up.
Oh, here it is.
Did you see Nikki Haley?
We'll get to this in a second, but Nikki Haley said to him,
I'm going to have to hear about this all night.
I wonder if that really is my mom.
Okay, can we undo the man bun now
it's not shitty i won't be i won't be i won't be down on myself for this
i did the best i could i'm working it i'm just i'm just i'm working it like a champ
i replaced a cable I replaced a cable
I replaced a roadcaster live on the air
how many people have done that
and what a great audience you are
fucking 210 people watched me replace a roadcaster
over 25 minutes
or something they could give two dicks about
you guys are great
John Williams of Evict did a pretty good job
I thought he was better during the first debate
well John do you think that he was better during the first debate,
or do you think that the people were just really fucking aggressive towards him?
I mean, people are terrified of him.
He's calm and he's smart.
He's the calmest dude and he's the smartest dude in the room.
It's hard.
And Nikki Haley's got this, like, weird chip on her shoulder, I feel like,
where she has to, like, prove something.
She's got, like, that whole, like, hey, I need to prove something to you.
But I really...
This is the part... This is the kind
of shit... This is why, probably,
Vivek would easily get my vote
because of just saying just the truth
like this.
Transgenderism, especially in kids,
is a mental health disorder.
We have to acknowledge the truth of that for what it is.
I met two young women early in this campaign.
They have parental rights in school.
Parents have the right to know.
And you know what the hypocrisy of this is?
Even New Hampshire failed to actually get past a piece of legislation here.
The very people who...
So you're telling me that if I'm born with a penis, but I think that I'm a girl, that I should have a vagina, that there's any explanation for that that's other than you have a mental disorder?
Like, even if it's not like, let's not even say it like it's a bad thing.
I just have a mental disorder.
Like, you 100%, if there's going to be anything that's called a mental disorder, that's it.
If for some reason you cannot accept your genitalia, you have a mental disorder.
Unless we're going to say there's just no such thing as mental disorders.
But that's like baseline mental disorder.
Just baseline.
And what's crazy is it was a couple years ago.
It's like this. there really is no such thing
as short people you know how i know that because i could kill all you motherfuckers on the planet
and just leave me and i wouldn't be short anymore but for the sake of of of of some sort of agreed
upon reality and the fact that i'm not the only person here. I am short. We can graph it out.
And I'm in the 13th percentile.
Okay.
If.
In the most simple relative way.
You have a.
If there's going to be mental disorders.
You are fucking batshit crazy.
Baseline fucked up.
It's not a bad thing.
I'm not even saying it's a bad thing. if you want to be the other sex in the genitalia you have you're fucked up it's okay isn't admitting it the like the the
first the the first step isn't that like one of the aa tenants hey and at least maybe you can get
better i'm not getting taller no matter what i am not getting taller no matter what
who say that this increases the risk of suicide are also the ones saying that parents don't have
the right to know and more logic more logic it increases the rate of suicide supposedly
but you don't want the parents to know.
About that increased risk of suicide.
Hey, Karnan.
How are you doing, Anthony?
How are you doing, Karnan?
Karnel, Karnan.
Karnel, Karnan.
I'm reading some book on gangs in Salinas.
I'm learning all the lingo.
What did the Mexicans say
when his homework blew out the
window if you're sensitive you're not gonna want to hear this joke extremely racist extremely racist
what do the mexicans say when his homework blew out the window come back here holmes
no shit fuck that joke up what did what did take two what did the mexicans say when his homework blew out the window come back here sa get it come back here sa what do the mexicans say here this one's this one's
ruthless carnal carnal listen this one's horrible uh what do the mexicans say when the house fell on get off me holmes yeah yeah
racist
something's wrong with you if you think you're the opposite
of your genitalia it's okay there's something wrong
with everyone just own that
and why is he the only
dude that can say that
and so once you've accepted that
why are you allowing those
dudes who want to dress as women read to your kids as the baseline of who comes to your school library to read to your kids?
Richie Rich, it's all in the delivery.
I'm no Chris Rock, but I'm getting there.
It's all in the delivery.
And I'm sorry.
It is not compassionate to affirm a kid's confusion.
That is not compassion.
That is cruelty.
I met two young...
It's not compassionate.
Did you see that?
To be a codependent to their insanity.
Oh.
Your four-year-old boy thinks he's a girl?
Okay, let's go take him out to get some dresses.
That's not compassionate. That's not compassionate.
That's not compassionate.
That's fucking abusive.
A wad zombie.
I haven't vetted this joke just so you guys know.
Carnal.
Carnal.
I haven't.
Am I saying it right?
Carnal.
Carnon?
Carnon.
Fuck, I can't remember.
Is it Carnnal or carnal
carnal carnal mexican uh carnal carmen no carnal no carnal carnal carnal uh what does carnal mean
in spanish slang carnal is very popular uh my friend carnal okay Okay, I've invented this joke, Karnal.
Here we go.
Ready?
Why don't Mexicans teach driver's ed and sex ed in the same day?
They have to give the donkey a break.
Oh, not cool.
Not fucking cool, Karnal.
Karnal.
Marissa Hanosa.
That's not racist.
I'm not offended. All not offended how about the donkey one
that one was fucking
that was saying your peeps have sex with donkeys
that one was kind of
that was crazy
where's my Vivek
shit I lost my Vivek
where's Vivek oh here we go
okay back to Vivek
here we go sorry Oh, here we go. Okay, back to Vivek.
Here we go. Sorry, Marissa.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Women, Chloe and Katie, early in this campaign,
who are in their 20s, now regret getting double mastectomies and a hysterectomy.
Oh, wait a second.
Those girls regret having their tits chopped off
and their fucking baby package cut out?
That's weird.
Ever have children. And the fact that we allowed that to happen in this country is barbaric.
So I will ban genital mutilation or chemical.
He's going to ban genital mutilation and castration of children.
How is how how is it 2023?
And this is a fucking
Topic of conversation
I'm gonna insist that
2 plus 2 is 4
And you don't remove the penis off the 4 year old
Holy shit
Yo bitch Shut up Vivek's talking
Hey and you know what else
You know what I think about these people who interrupt Vivek
They just reek of insecurity
He's never saying dumb shit
Like dude just let the motherfucker finish
You don't agree with him fine then come back
He's the most civil class act person
Who's been on that fucking stage
Any of these stages in my fucking lifetime
It's crazy
This is like Jimmy Carter shit
Uh dildo
Sevan pull up the clip where the guy comes on
A live talk show and says the only two things
To never let me down are first amendment
And boobs Yeah on a live talk show and says the only two things to never let me down are first amendment and boobs
yeah and that's even going away there's so many fucked up people these days boobs have been so
misrepresented that misrepresented the boobs are letting people down look at there i clicked the
right window see that my sponsors finally i've been just fucking my sponsors I've been covering them like this. I wonder how I make this my default.
Isn't that good? Look at that shit. I just figured that out. 1400 shows. And I'm like,
oh, look, I can have me and my sponsors on there at the same time. I know Susan's going
to call me today and be like, dude, I've been telling you that for months i don't have i don't have any bandwidth for anything besides the
show and my kids so the second the show's over i don't even think about like it took three seconds
of technical uh they had they have this really simple layout on stream yard where i can adjust
the size of my picture i wonder if i could do it in real time and show you guys look at this
let me see can you guys see this uh look can you see how i just made my picture. I wonder if I could do it in real time and show you guys. Look at this. Let me see. Can you guys see this?
Can you see how I just made my picture smaller?
Did you guys see that?
Or do I have to save it?
Look, I'm making it really small.
Look, I can do the whole show
like this. Update
layout.
You reached the limit. Update layout. Look at that.
How about that?
Now you can see it. What if I did my whole show like this? Hey,
what's up, dudes?
How you doing?
Hey,
2.7
million podcasts. No one's
ever fucked with the layout
live like this. You know why? Because
they're fucking dorks.
And they're posturing
and they're trying to fucking do something am i trying to do nothing yeah thank you matt
oh dude the nose podcast peeping tom that's what we need suza we need three topless girls on here
and then to frame their shit like that So you only see like some tit
When they cross in front
Or if they scratch or do something
Wow
That's awesome
And then this
Look at Nikki Haley
God she's such a fucking douche bag
She said
She said at the debate
Every time you talk
I'm paraphrasing but she said something like Hey every time you talk, I'm paraphrasing, but she said something like, hey, every time you talk, I feel a little dumber.
Every time I listen to you, I feel a little dumber.
Well, let's go back, and Nikki Haley wrote this review about his book, Woke Inc.
Vivek speaks the truth without fear. W woke identity politics is dividing and weakening
america at every level he urges us to lift up all americans rather than to pit ourselves
against one another his combination of honesty intellect and foresight are exactly what we need
to overcome our challenges in the years ahead hey more and more more and more politicians are going to try going the honest route.
There's something kind of lazy about being honest.
I mean, I know that sounds negative.
I don't mean it to be negative.
But more and more politicians are going to try going the honest route. But just remember that dude did it first.
Or second or third but
but we've never seen anything quite like this not in my lifetime not in my lifetime
i don't think so i'm open to being wrong i'm open to someone saying hey the only reason i think he's
honest is because his views are aligning with yours there's some shit he says that i don't
know if i agree with the whole the whole i'm not sure how i feel about of the voting if you're born in this country
although i think he's on to something have you guys heard that he's basically saying that
in the 14th amendment it says that if you're fucking born here you can vote here
and so basically if your parents come here illegally or if you're if you're some rich
chinese people and you come and have your kid here they get dual citizenship right he's saying that in the 14th amendment somewhere and
i haven't looked at it it says hey actually you have to be born here under legal means
and so if your parents are illegal immigrants then uh migrants whatever the fuck they're called
uh you actually weren't born here under legal means. And so you don't get the right to vote.
And the example he gives, by the way,
to show that is,
if you're a diplomat and you have a kid here,
your kid doesn't get citizenship.
But for some reason, illegals do get citizenship.
Now, I haven't verified that,
but I heard him say that yesterday.
If that's true, fuck.
Wow. Wow. Yeah, illegal illegal carnal here's the thing i don't think those are carnal that are coming across the border mexicans are the least
of our fucking worries it's all these fucking people that i mean have you seen have you seen
the people showing up in panama to start working their way up to the u.s it's crazy dude musk went to the border did you
guys see that elon musk went to the border and live stream on his twitter twitter twitter
illegal aliens yeah i'm fine with all i don't have any uh
i don't have any issues with that remember
trust the organizations
trust them with all your
heart and soul
this one sucks
the American
Academy of Pediatricians
recommends against low carbohydrate
diets for most children and adolescents
with or at risk of diabetes Recommends against low-carbohydrate diets for most children and adolescents.
With or at risk of diabetes, according to a new clinical report.
Citing a lack of high-quality data potential for adverse effects of carbohydrate restriction among younger individuals,
lead author Ana Neiman, MD MD medical doctor of Indiana University Indianapolis
and colleagues suggested that pediatric patients with type 2 diabetes
should focus on reducing nutrient
blah blah blah
listen if you're
when you feed your kids refined carbohydrates you're feeding them poison
that's it
simple
I wish it always defaulted back to this layout your kids refined carbohydrates for feeding them poison. That's it. Simple.
I wish it always defaulted back to this layout.
Does citizenship matter
if you don't even have to provide an ID to vote?
I'm sure
it does. owner of 12 pitbulls
it isn't Mexicans coming over
I was at the
that must be somewhere, some border.
And it was Africans, Indians.
How are you doing, my friend?
And Asians.
Have a nice day.
Yeah.
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Let's say I'm in a state-of-the-art gym surrounded by powerful-looking machines.
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I could, but this gym has options like trainers, fitness pros, fodders to back me up. It's a free for all door.
Oh, this is my favorite.
This is my favorite.
The king of all racists joins us on today's show.
God, this guy is such a ding dong.
What a coup this guy pulled.
I'm so glad this guy is not Armenian.
Because I identify with being Armenian.
I would be so sad if this guy was Armenian.
I'm so happy he is not Armenian.
I wonder what this guy is.
What do you think he is?
What do you think his ethnicity is?
Fuck.
Just deny. ethnicity is fuck just deny
Boston University hired Ibram X. Kendi
to lead its new center for anti-racist
research in 2020
a year marked
by a global pandemic and nationwide
racial tensions
three years
three
what
there weren't nationwide
racial tensions
there were a few million
fucking blue hair wackadoodle
fucking white people just doing fucking
crazy shit basically
hating black people under the guise of loving them
I don't know if I'd call that racial
tensions it was fucking it's a mass
mass insanity.
Yeah, this guy's a fraud. Yeah, racist douche completely.
Three years later, after at least $43 million in grants and gifts and what sources say has
been an underwhelming output of research the center for for anti-racist research laid off
almost all of its staff last week multiple former staff members alleged a mismanagement of funds
high turnover rate and general disorganization have plagued the center since its inception dude
something that can't be defended with logic is absolutely going to
be corrupt this thing is like obviously corrupt the complaint detailed multiple high-level
employees leaving suddenly and allegations of workplace culture that include fear and
retaliation and discrimination dude how else are you supposed to keep lies in check you only keep
lies in check through fucking fear and retaliation.
And discrimination.
Can you imagine how pathetic the people were there, who worked there, how pathetic they must have been?
the pattern of amassing grants without any commitment to producing the research
obligated to them continues to be a standard
operating procedure
Grundy wrote to Morrison
this is not a matter of slow launch
is that what we call
is that the funny thing we call soft
we call it soft launch
this is not a matter of we're going to change this
this is not a matter of a soft launch
to the best of my knowledge
there is no good faith commitment to
fulfilling funded research
for
for every
black man walking down the street
there's 3.2 white men who cross the street
to the other side the research is
done and thank you for the
43 million dollars
fucking idiots
hey it's a the the whole the whole thing yet the whole thing with uh being offended and where we've
gotten with racism and all this stuff is all just about people not taking personal accountability
and personal responsibility at the end of the day It doesn't matter if someone fucking hates me.
For whatever reason.
It's on me.
It's on me.
I got to move on to the fucking next thing.
This organization.
This Ibram Kendi's organization.
This anti-racism thing.
Is just one giant facade.
That really is.
Hey.
How can we blame other people for everything and never take
responsibility for ourselves? If you, if that's how you want to live your life, come to us.
We will take them all. You, the Indians, you, the white people, you, the Asian hate people,
come, come. We're only blaming. This is the, we're perfect over here.
We're perfect over here.
I said it from day one.
And it's the same thing that Vivek was saying about people who don't realize that transgenderism, being a tranny, is a mental disorder.
Basically what you end up doing is you become a codependent.
And when you help other people argue their limitations, it is the most vile of all human traits.
When you help other people argue, argue your own limitations all you want.
That's cool. I get it. I do it. We all do it.
I'm not going to do jujitsu. I'm going to hurt myself.
Wah, wah, wah, Savon.
Argue other people's limitations.
Demand. You're some fucking blue-haired 18-year- old fucking white chick who's never fucking done a thing in your fucking life and you're standing up there
telling black people to be offended fuck off go fucking jump in the ocean and i want to say
something else too that i noticed from doing more and more of these interviews these fucking young
people like if you're complaining about any in in like go out and fucking have some go out and do some fucking hard shit
i'm kind of getting disgusted with the it's a little bit of the crossfit space
like i don't want to hear shit about i don't want to hear one fucking complain about your
fucking mental health shit until you fucking hitchhike across the fucking country How about that It's been known for
Fucking millions of years that if you want
To cure your fucking mental health issues
Stop thinking and your problems will end
That's allowed to saying and how do you do that
Fucking offer some service do something
Either put yourself in a situation where
You have immense struggle
and all your other problems will go away.
You won't now have the privilege to have those fucking issues.
Or do something really fucking hard.
And doing something hard,
Fran is not hard compared to hitchhiking across the fucking country.
Doing what fucking Joe Neils is doing,
going into a Walmart and talking to random motherfuckers
to try to get him to do CrossFit,
is way harder than making it to the fucking CrossFit games.
Let me rephrase that might not be harder than making it to the CrossFit games, but will is will carve out more depth, carve out more depth.
And what you can now offer to humanity, what it will bring to your personality. Than any amount of fucking working out will do.
I work out really hard.
And then the struggles of life.
When I face them.
I'm like I did harder stuff like that in the gym today.
Okay cool.
Well then let me see you do some of it.
So you actually have some depth to your character.
Because there's no depth to your character.
Occurring through hard workouts.
You have no stories You got nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Abraham Kendi
thank you
thank you
thank you Mr. Myers
being a fucking businessman I'm a businessman
I'm a businessman
Calling yourself a businessman
Is no different than
Calling yourself a woman
When you're really a man
More just bullshit
Professional athlete Go fuck yourself A woman when you're really a man. More just bullshit.
Professional athlete.
Go fuck yourself.
Please.
Good morning, Mr. Beaver.
Hi, how are you?
How about your mom fucking die when you're four And your dad's a fucking alcoholic
And now you got some stories
Now you got some stories
And at six you're rolling your dad over in the middle of the night
Because he's vomiting on himself
And you're afraid he's gonna die
Nothing bad happens
You don't get molested
Your dad don't beat you
That's it
Dude In two years you have more fucking depth
Stories, knowledge, wisdom
Ability
Skills
Than fucking 25 times
CrossFit Games champion
A kid that knows how to fucking start a campfire with two sticks is more valuable
has more depth a fucking eagle scout has more depth than your fucking average fucking uh
ding dong fucking 19 year old crossfitter who've who got wounded by something someone said about
them on instagram i'm not even talking about anyone in specific.
I'm just telling you.
I'm just, I'm, I'm, I, like, God bless those guys.
It's fucking awesome what they're doing.
They shouldn't take, no one should take offense to that.
I'm just, I'm just telling you the fucking truth.
And then you get these weird, weird, fucking crazy perversions like this fucking dude
It's just all blaming
It's the all blaming crew blame blame blame blame blame
Stop the fucking blame life is great damn look at those shorts hans
purple camo you're a big dude wide grip wide grip
Wide grip.
Did I have that?
There was a dude on my podcast that had a book that was somehow – there was a guy on my podcast.
Did he have something Easter?
Michael Easter?
Wow, I can't believe I remember that. Robbie, there was a guy. What did Michael Easter write? Didn't he write do hard things? Michael Easter hard things.
The thing is, I'm starting to realize that there's there's there's a difference. The case for doing hard shit. There's a difference between doing hard shit and like having like real life moments Real life moments
Real real life moments is or is where like life intersects with like
I guess something that most people would call faith
And I'm not saying that there's not a value to like just doing hard shit
Going in the backyard and digging a hole
Going to the CrossFit gym
Selling out
Going full throttle in a workout
but it adds no value
but it doesn't add anything to your
conversation or anything that anyone wants to hear
it won't bring fucking wisdom or
palatable is not the right word
it's just sir it's just surface it's like the difference between um
traveling the planet traveling the globe as a tourist um versing traveling the globe globe
as a servant people who travel the globe as um as tourists, they're not adding depth.
It's like you know those people.
They go to fucking concerts.
It's pretty much everyone who goes to concerts, to be honest with you.
They're just going there to say that they went there.
I've been to 37 Willie Nelson concerts.
Willie Nelson concerts It's like
Every concert I've been to sucks
Every professional fight
I've been to sucks
It's a good experience once or twice
Sounds way better in your car
Fight looks way better on your TV
And here's the thing right
And nobody will remember your name
Great
I don't need to be
Do you want to be remembered
Do you want to be remembered as LeBron James
the guy who shot the most
hoops while
in a jersey
or
the guy Conor McGregor
the guy who flew in the largest
private jet
cool do it
if that's how you want to be remembered Dan go for it buddy
do it oh my god my god, so do it. So do it. So do it.
You become a magnet for retarded moths, and I appreciate it. Draw them all over there so I can see them all. I get it. It's cool.
see them all. I get it. It's cool. Dude, Burning Man, at least, I don't know. Burning Man has more fucking practicality to me than going to a fucking, seeing the Rolling Stones in a 90,000 person
stadium. Seve, do you enjoy crying? Would you turn it off if you could i cry so fucking i was tripping on
this with my son the other day i mean i don't really cry trying to think maybe like
once a year i don't know no i like crying I don't mind crying
like when the tears come out of your face
hey
Dan
no one talks about Jesus' teacher
no one talks about all the people that helped Jesus
in his life
if you're a religious person.
You cried on your birthday.
Dude, you cry.
Dude, I do cry.
But I'm just saying I don't cry very much.
Maybe once a year at the most.
I was tripping on the fact that I don't cry when I get hurt,
but kids cry when they get hurt. But I used to cry when I got hurt, but I i don't cry when i get hurt but kids cry when they get
hurt but i used to cry when i got hurt but i just don't cry when i get hurt anymore like i like i
could i think i stubbed my toe like last year or something and broke it or something and i didn't
even cry and i was like wow this is weird it just hurts you just kind of do that thing like that
peter griffiths does where you're like oh the last time i cried when my dog died in the car and then my wife held him in her lap for dead on the six or seven hour drive up from Newport.
When she got out to go to the bathroom, she handed me the dog.
So I'm holding the dead dog.
And I think I cried.
And then when we got home and I started digging the hole, the dog's laying on the ground next to me.
She's like, my wife laid it down on the ground next to me.
And now I'm digging the fucking hole.
And when I put him in the hole, I started crying, like sobbing, like uncontrollably.
And then one of my kids, my six-year-old goes, this can't be real.
As I'm shoveling dirt onto our dead dog.
That shit was fucking like out of a horror movie.
It was fucking nuts.
I did cry.
So maybe twice this year.
Tank Reeves.
Vivek is garbage.
The whole GOP is trash
Nazis in Canada
And they 1984 that episode
Y'all need to worry about bigger things than Burning Man
Sounds like Normie's in here Oh shit wow
Oh my god that's why Seve's dog is no longer in the chat
Wow
Jeez Louise
Seve's favorite hangout is the Santa Cruz Boardwalk
I'm gonna give you someone this
By the way this is a freebie
I don't know which holidays
It is
I don't know which holiday it is
Which holidays they are
I don't know which holidays it falls upon
But there's
There are these weekends
I don't know if it's 4th of July or Labor Day or what
When the Carnauls will descend
On the Santa Cruz boardwalk
We got a shitload of Carnauls in this neighborhood
Ironically
Dave lives in the Mecca of the Carnauls
Dave like
Dave is in full blown Mexicanville
Like
English is your second language shit Where he lives Dave is in full-blown Mexican-ville.
English is your second language shit where he lives.
And it's close.
It's 11 miles down the road.
But you can go to the boardwalk and it will be the most photographic, photogenic group of Mexicans you've ever seen in your life. if you're a photographer and you can go down there it is it is absolutely stunning it is it is a can't even really explain
it they got every kind of fucking mexican there and it's fucking really cool and every time i see
it i'm like fuck if i was younger and i had a camera i would do the craziest i would set up a
spot and it's packed you got to get there fucking craziest. I would set up a spot, and it's packed.
You got to get there fucking early.
But I would set up a camera with a couple lights somewhere, and I would be like, hey, could I take a picture of you?
Hey, could I take a picture of you?
I mean, everything from just like – because the Mexicans there, they run that whole spectrum of looks because of their uh indigenous genes
to their to their european genes and then culturally they fucking are the massive swath
from just like the most gangster motherfuckers you ever seen
to just like the most beautiful families you ever seen and it's all there it's, it's cool.
So anyway, if you're a photographer and you want to see some crazy shit,
it is full Vatoville a couple times a year.
And it's so worth going to.
The girls, I mean, some of the shit the girls wear is just absolutely crazy. And the makeup and the, yeah, it's gnarly.
It's cool.
in the yeah it's gnarly it's cool
so there's the Santa Cruz boardwalk
vindicate I loved the Santa Cruz
boardwalk 50 years ago can't imagine what it's
like now it's exactly it's kind of the same
it's I mean
I don't know it's always been the same it's kind of dirty kind of
scummy kind of interesting
it's a
has its good days and
its bad days oh this is gonna be good here we go fire it up uh tank the globalists are losing
badly in ukraine russia is stronger and more independent than ever what's their next move
world war three or do they back off oh here we go uh uh tank reeves plumber
i'm too awake bro it's balanced but after the hunka hunka burning nazi in canada hopefully
the normies wake up a bit the hunka hunka i don't know what that is
um okay we did we did ibrahim
i'm sure you guys have seen this but i can't resist
this is pretty funny chris christie what a what a mess
what a mess hey this could have been good i think this could have been good. I think this could have been good. He, he, he,
he, he shouldn't have forced this. He didn't need to say, um, he didn't, he didn't need to.
And we need it in Washington DC also. And Donald Trump should be here to answer for that,
but he's not. And I want to look at that camera right now and tell you, Donald,
I know you're watching. You can't help yourself.
I know you're watching.
OK, and you're not here tonight, not because of polls and not because of your indictments.
You're not here tonight because you're afraid of being on the stage and defending your record.
You're ducking these things.
And let me tell you what's going to happen.
You keep doing that.
No one up here is going to call you Donald Trump anymore.
We're going to call you Donald Duck. All Donald Duck I want to ask the governor to stand there
And we need it in Washington
I don't think he should have delivered it like that
I think he should have just kept saying
Donald you're ducking
Donald's ducking
Donald is ducking
We all know Donald's ducking
And then left it and let someone else run with it
He forced it and it's just God, you're a douche.
I don't want to know that someone's trying to come up with lines like that
ahead of time.
Tank Reeves, do they back off?
They can't.
The Russians can't back off.
Poland is mobilizing, and the deep state is full of boar.
Christie and these clowns are all warmongering mouth breathers.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no need for name calling.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Man.
I want to go back to the lack of depth that some people have.
Carve yourself out some depth.
You don't even know that you don't have depth.
That's the hard part.
You don't know what you don't know.
The greatest example of it is the transformation that Hayley went to.
She got a story now.
She carved out some depth into her character.
She has some real trials now.
Real trials aren't like, hey, I moved up.
I can lift more weight than I did last year.
That is not real trials.
It's all superficial.
It's not bad.
It's just superficial.
Sebi, look up iPhone October 4th.
Weren't those little pieces?
I was trying to recall.
Wasn't there something going around?
Didn't we used to talk about how people would say there were little pieces
of metal in the vaccine
and that people were saying that like quarters stuck
to their arm and shit whatever
happened with that was that true
yeah it's hard work that's all it is it's just hard
work it's just hard work
it's just nothing
relative just relative to life it's just nothing Relative
Just relative to life
It's just nothing
Just boring
You're not adding value there
You're just every man
Eric Weiss
The federal emergency management agency
Plans to conduct a nationwide test
To gauge how effective the government's mass communication is
Yeah
You think it's that
Kristen do you think Haley finally got laid
I don't know about that
Um
I think it was just she had to
She started going inward a little bit
All these people who are trying to fix their shit on the outside
they have no depth to them
a better Instagram post
a better score on their fran time
one more medal
you're never getting depth
you're never getting depth if you're going out this way
you make for a horrible
fucking interview
you have no stories
dude how about the guy yesterday
two of his heroes
were died in a gun fight that he was at
you have to fucking go in and deal with
some shit when that happens.
I don't think I understand.
I don't think I understand.
I think I'm starting to realize that I really don't understand the role that social media has in people's lives.
I heard Vivek saying that he doesn't think anyone should be on social media who's under 16.
I was thinking about that and I'm like, he basically called it something addictive. He was equating it to like heroin and shit.
shit and i remember that was my first that was my first instinct when mal fucking fucking crashed and burned was like oh shit it's social media
but i still don't think i understand how fucking gnarly it is
hey so what are they going to do?
Eric, I was hearing that there's going to be some sort of test, and it's going to be on 5G, and it's supposed to somehow fuck with the metals in people's bodies.
I heard that shit.
But the way you're presenting it there, you're saying that it's just a prep for something else?
I don't know if the phone's working I can put it in the call number shrink my screen what I was in a large meeting at work this week
where people were wearing face diapers
it took tremendous restraint not to ridicule them
out of the room
yeah
oh
hey what's up dude
hey Oh Hey what's up dude Hey
Hey go ahead
Hey Tank what's up dude
What's going on
I'm happy that my shit's working
Yeah
No just the October 4th
Emergency
Emergency broadcast nationwide.
It's frequencies, man.
They're going to be there.
This is the first time since I believe the Cold War they've ever done anything like this.
And it's a half an hour long.
And what I believe is they're going to use frequencies to...
I don't know.
This might sound a little, a little, a little like far,
far left field, but, uh, to, to trigger something in the vaccine.
I mean, I'm hearing that a lot.
Let me ask you this before you keep going down that path.
Do you, did, did you hear something that allowed you to come up with that on your own or, or
did you read about it actually at actually at
first i didn't read about anything i just kind of put it together when they started announcing this
fema um alert i was kind of like seems very odd and if you look at it these people people are Satanists. At least that's what I believe. And what a Satanist does
is they have to tell you what they're going to do prior to doing it. Why is that? So I think,
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not, I'm not a Satanist, so I have no idea, but that's,
that's just kind of like, I guess, basically like in order to you know into to enter
somebody's house you have to be uh you have to be asked to come in and it's kind of the same thing
in that regard is like they're going to tell you what they're going to do but still but do it and
it might be in a roundabout way but they're going to uh yeah it's it's uh something i think something bad's going to
happen but i mean we've been seeing stuff bad happening every week so but did you not see the
nazi in in parliament in canada no no give me one second though we'll get to that one second so so
um i have a a remote control and then on the other end there's a car and i moved the sticks around
and the car does shit right the servos do stuff and then the car does stuff you're telling me or the same thing like
somehow i'm talking to you right now and you're in canada and somehow it's like coming to my phone
even though my phone's not plugged into anything so you're telling me so there's obviously something
in this in in the air in space in in this area that i can't see that's i'm guessing means it traveled
from you up to space and then came down to my phone i'm guessing i mean that's the only way
i can make sense of it you're telling me that there's something that they injected into people
that that under the guise of it being a covid vaccine that they now can control purposely
or is it an accident?
Because I've heard both. I've heard like, hey,
that it was actually an accident.
I don't think it's an accident.
Have you ever seen
frequencies next to water, like certain
levels of frequencies
can control liquid?
It's the most insane thing.
It's on YouTube.
You can just YouTube frequencies with water.
And they'll literally, they dial up these frequencies and you watch the water almost dance.
It can even move the water in reverse.
Well, we know, yeah.
And so what you're saying is that,
and what will it do to the people?
You think it will hurt the people?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
My thought is that there's actually like a dormant virus that was injected into them,
and this frequency is going to release that dormant virus.
Because we all know, like, you know, Alex Jones and these guys are all talking about all these mask mandates coming back
and all this stuff.
And I think that, like, even in Canada here now,
just yesterday they announced in BC that mask mandates
are all back in any medical institution.
So you're going for doctor now, it's all mask back.
So there's slow rolling this.
And what I think is
just my opinion, and I know the chat
is probably going nuts, but like
I think that there is a dormant
virus or something
dormant in this vaccine.
And the more you have,
probably the worse it is.
That's going to be triggered by that frequency. the first attempt at covid and for some reason it didn't catch and and by the way so zika never
went away but now there was a whole year in brazil where basically they had a basically a stop of
breeding where people just the baby's number pregnancies went down like dramatically like it
was like fucking like 90 because everyone in brazil was basically told like hey if you get
pregnant during this time you can be born with the baby with a small head. That went away. That just went away.
And the vaccine for it never took off and it never worked out.
And supposedly that was the first test run to see if it's like, hey, we can get the world to panic about Zika.
And it was supposed to come to the United States and it never did.
So that was kind of a test run on that.
They also didn't vaccinate, you know, how many billions of people either, right?
Right. Well, because they couldn't get the fear to stick.
They couldn't get the fear to stick.
For some reason, this time with COVID, the fear stuck.
Yeah, I know.
And it's going to be interesting, man.
Tell me, what were you going to say about the zombies?
Not the zombies, the Hitler thing, the Nazi thing?
So you haven't heard that? It's not in the news down The Hitler thing? The Nazi thing? So you haven't heard that.
It's not in the news down there at all.
Like we had,
in our parliament,
they had a Waffen SS volunteer member
get a standing ovation
when Zelensky was in town.
And it's a huge deal.
I don't know how you haven't seen it yet.
Canada parliamentary speaker to quit after publicly praising Nazi,
that guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they're trying to say like, oh, we never knew.
They put him under the guise of like a Ukrainian independent soldier or something like that they said and and it's like
well he fought in world war ii against the soviets and anybody anybody who knows anything knows that
the soviets were an allied uh army with us so who were they fighting for and all these people stood
up and clapped like crazy and then an hour later
this story comes out that he was a
volunteer Waffen SS
soldier
and now they're talking about
even that Poland wants him
back basically so yeah
it's a big deal
so that they can try him?
yeah
hey this guy
this guy that praised him, Anthony...
He stepped down.
Yeah, he was the speaker.
So he was kind of like an important guy in the parliament.
It's different in our parliament.
It's different in our parliament, Savant.
He's more like...
I mean, to me, he's a glorified MP up there. He just stands and kind of just dictates the meeting.
I wouldn't say, I mean, he does have a seat, but he's not, it's not like McCarthy.
It's not the same.
But anyways, he stepped down and threw him under the bus.
And, you know, I mean, our prime minister should know what the itinerary is
and vet what he's going to be standing and giving an ovation for.
Dude, this guy served in Adolf Hitler's Waffen-SS.
What the fuck is that? That's crazy.
Hey.
Yeah, man.
I mean, they do so much fucking dumb shit everywhere.
I mean, did you see also a week ago or something,
someone brought an alien into the Mexican parliament,
and the alien looked just like Tito.
It's like, come on, motherfucker.
So one parliament brought in a Nazi and celebrated him.
Another parliament brought in an alien and ended up being a piece of
cheesecake.
I mean,
I don't know what the fuck to believe anymore.
I know,
man,
I hear you.
I hear you.
But it's,
you know,
around,
around here where I live,
it's people are more worried about,
you know,
getting their $7 latte,
um,
than,
than actually looking at looking toward the future.
I mean, I have kids, and for me,
I'm not going to be able to make a lot of change,
but if I can, I want to change it for them
because I know we're going down a very bad path here, man.
I can't live a normal life when I know that this is going on and how much it's
going to affect kids.
Sunil
Matwani says,
this sounding crazy to anyone else,
here's the thing.
Of course it sounds fucking
crazy as shit.
But...
Yeah, probably.
I'm okay with it.
But we just,
we just watched a kid sexually assault,
a girl,
a boy sexually assaulted girl in the classroom,
uh,
in a bathroom in one school and was moved to another high school where he
raped a girl in the bathroom.
And then when the father spoke about it out about it at the,
um,
uh,
school board meeting, he was beaten and then when the father spoke out about it at the school board meeting
he was beaten and arrested by the cops
like that sounds way crazier to me
than what you said
I agree man
like people are raping our kids
right in front of our eyes at our schools
and the dad who brings it up at the school board meeting
gets beaten by the cops
at that point it's like
in Washington state they're calling 2 plus 2
4 racist
yeah
because there's only one answer
and that's not fair
I'm watching
people where
we watched a drug
company called Pfizer
release a drug that 69% of the United States took.
And then the Empire State Building turns their building into a needle.
They literally illuminated their building into a needle, and that's okay?
That's not crazy, though, Buds, or what?
Like, this is the world we live in we had a million we had a we had a million muslim march here
two weeks ago for to get rid of this soji one two three kids uh you know over hyper sexualization in
in in elementary school and they and, and they get called Nazis.
And yet we have a Nazi.
God bless the religious.
And he's celebrated.
Yeah, God bless the religious.
Dude, I was there.
I was there.
Go Muslims.
I was there.
I met the Muslims.
I met with Christians, Jehovah Witnesses.
That's what they're the most scared of.
They're scared of people coming together.
They want division. They're trying of people coming together. They want division.
They're trying to sow division.
It's unbelievable.
Matt Burns, a woman was giving a speech at the UN
stating that Russia has dropped a nuke on Japan.
Unbelievable.
Oh, shit. Really?
Yep.
What country was she representing?
Please don't say she was US.
She was the UN.
She was Ursula von der Leyen.
She's the head of the UN, man.
Oh, fuck.
They're trying to memory hole
all this stuff, right?
It's unbelievable.
Yeah, I know.
I listened to that whole speech.
It's a joke.
Russia's never dropped a bomb
in a war, man.
Who's the head of the UN?
Ursula von der Leyen.
I have Antonio Gutierrez.
He's the current Secretary General of the United Nations.
I don't see any Ursula.
I don't see any Ursula.
Well, it was Ursula von der Leyen.
It definitely was Ursula von der Leyen was it definitely was ursula von der
lion i can't remember what she's i'm sure the chattel
you should see me try to fucking spell these these names
uh I guarantee you're not going to find that video though.
John Williams, globalist and possibly Luciferian philosophy in action.
It's interesting.
I'm trying to like understand when people say devil or Satan.
I'm starting to like, I have a, I'm starting to starting to get my head wrapped
around it. Not that it's truth, but I need to be able to understand what you guys are saying.
But basically, the way I see it is that
there's this compartment in all of us human beings
that has to be filled with something. And some of us fill
it with God and some of us fill it with god and some of us fill it with
what the tv tells us and that and that or or some sort of man-made ideology but there is something
in there there is like a tupperware container number four in our brain that has to be filled
with something that is is where um the god narrative has to live it's what makes us human and yeah
and basically the people the satanists are people who filled it with shit like
um googly gunk like just stuff that's just not not functioning shit like that men are women
women are men two plus two can be anything you want it to be. It's all about narcissism, Siobhan, right?
These people are complete and utter narcissists.
Like I'm not a god, I don't go to church.
I've been to church, but I'm not like a godly guy by any means,
but I do believe in goodness.
And I know that like even Jordan Peterson's always said,
like if you can't believe in God, believe in goodness because God is good.
So all I can do is hope that there is goodness in the world. Right.
I mean,
I'm meeting people like you and a lot of people that I meet and talk to and
actually can have dialogue that makes me feel good. Right. So.
Yeah. Or like Dan Guerrero, he's really fun to talk to.
I don't know Dan Guerrero,'s really fun to talk to I don't know Dan Guerrero But I'll take your word
No I was joking it was sarcasm
Alright cool thanks for calling
Yeah no problem
Take care man
No Dan
I'm LeBron James
And Conor McGregor make the world a better place
Simone Biles
Thank you
Because people will remember their name
What a great litmus test that is buddy
Keith
McManus
as Carl Jung said before he died
I contest that
I think he said it after he died
he doesn't believe in God
he knows there is a God thanks for hanging in there with me guys
I appreciate it today
what a show
just a wire problem
so now I gotta come back in here and switch back to my
new roadcaster I put in the old roadcaster but it was really just a wire problem. So now I got to come back in here and switch back to my new Rodecaster.
I put in the old Rodecaster, but it was really just a wire that was loose.
I'm using a port that's now in front of the computer,
which really is pissing me off because it makes everything look janky up here.
Oh, my goodness.
Big show, though.
Crazy.
Crazy town banana pants.
Tank's cool. That was fun fun that was cool talking to tank i get a little i can get a little anxious i've thought about having him on the show
before but i get a little anxious because i don't know if like i can do 90 minutes of shit that's
kind of outside of my my just my comfortability that's all it comes down to just my comfortability like how like
i i understand that the reason why people fucking lose their shit like with the flat
earth thing is because they're just not uncomfortable they're just uncomfortable
and they the the thing about turning on the phone system and and um
half the population turns into zombies
yeah it's a fucking horrible thought
so you just right away go to name calling
and say it's crazy
but we got plenty of other crazy shit going around here
who got your vote in the republican primary
I don't even know if I can vote
in the republican primary
is that a voting thing
because I'm
I think I'm registered as a Democrat here in California.
All right, guys.
Love you guys.
Talk to you soon.
Oh, tonight.
Tonight.
Wait, is today Friday?
Yeah.
CrossFit Games Update Show.
Oh, it's going to be a great show.
John Young, Taylor Self, Tyler Watkins.
Fun show.
Easy show, easy show
fun, easy
hopefully the phone line is working
alright
talk to you guys soon