The Sevan Podcast - Week END in Review
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Ephesians?
What the f- Is there anyone on the show with me?
Did I not make this live?
Are we live?
Testing? Is this mic on?
Ah yes, there we are. Disseldinger. Good to see you.
Jeffrey Birchfield sent this to me. I think he's being
subtle, yet not so subtle. What's up asymmetric ears?
Subtle, yet not so subtle. What's up asymmetric ears?
Dennis, what's up clock?
Hey, bam, you're live.
Brianna, Roni, Dos, I just was about to go to bed.
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Eric Cooley, poor boy.
Jeffrey Birchfield, Jeffrey Birchfield.
Jeffrey Birchfield sent me a DM today.
I don't normally read other people's DMs they send me, but I think he'll be more than okay
with this.
It says, Ephesians, am I reading that right?
E-P-H-E-S-I-A-N-S.
Ephesians 4.29.
Don't use foul or abusive language.
Let everything you say be good and helpful so that your words will be an encouragement
to those who hear them.
Interesting piece of scripture.
I think he's telling me like, hey, Seve, you've been getting a little fucking out of hand
lately.
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What's up, Alex?
Alex Mallard.
Where is she? Cherry, hi. Bedtime story with
Seve. You know those are those are great. That's great. That's great. I needed to hear that
actually. It was good. It was really good. Very, very, very good. Because I agree hundred percent
Greg sent this to me today, and I thought it was so appropriate with what Jeffrey had sent to me and
And I and I spoke with Greg about this the other day on the show. I
tried to Paraphrase what he said, but then today he sent me this. We were flying back from Boston together and
he was sitting in the seat in front of me and he handed his phone back to me and he goes look at this and
This was an idea he had shared with me a couple weeks ago
We set ourselves to achieve a society which would be maximally tolerant
which would be maximally tolerant.
But that resolve not only gives maximum scope to the activities of those who have set themselves to achieve the maximally intolerant society.
So you get that? So if we're a maximum tolerant society, then we've set ourselves up to accept the maximally intolerant.
It also, and more importantly, paralyzes our powers of resistance to them.
Meaning, the racists, the homophobes, the anti-Semitics, the child molesters, we're setting ourselves up to be maximum tolerant.
That's what we want to be.
We have the greatest country in the world with the greatest diversity.
It's funny, I was just looking at the map the other day of Europe and I'm like, holy
fuck, this is just one giant racist continent.
Not like that they are racist,
but like every one of those countries is set up
and divided and segregated by race and ethnicity.
And that's cool.
That's a great, I don't mind that experiment.
It's not the experiment we're running in this country.
And yet we're most critical of this country
for being racist and yet this is where the experiments
being run, those countries, it's like, yeah, yeah it's cool Poland's gonna be racist and ethnically divided and
segregated and it's cool that's a cool experiment too and it's working.
It also and more importantly paralyzes our powers of resistance to them meaning like if
we're maximally tolerant like where do we draw the line like okay minor attracted persons okay we
accept the pedophiles and And evidently must do so.
So we must, these people who are just using words
like equity and replacement of equality
in order to justify the crazy people.
We've let the crazy people in, right?
We have the head of health in the United States
is a tranny, who we all know is mentally ill
and yet for some reason it's the head of our health. And evidently must do so. It is this logical problem as much as
anything which has nullified internal resistance in the West to communist
power. So there has to be a line, right? And that's the that's the part. You can be communist in this country, it just can't be what's used to rule us.
It's the thing where they keep confusing the importance of democracy versus liberty.
We need our liberties. Democracy is a distant second. We need our liberties. Democracy is a distant second.
We need our liberties.
And anyway, so there's this, on one side there's Jeffrey Burchfield who sends me this beautiful
Bible verse that says we must use kind language.
And they're not mutually exclusive.
You could do both.
I don't have to come on here and be like calling people cucks and morons.
And although it's a great bit, I do enjoy it, it's funny.
But on the other hand, I don't wanna alienate anyone
who has a chance to get red-pilled.
The greatest country in the world, It's so cool living here.
It could be, imagine, imagine living in one of these segregated racist countries.
Boy, oh boy.
Anyway, thank you, Jeffrey, for that.
That was good.
It's good, it's good to know, know here hear God's words once in a while fall into my
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What a great land
What a great great land Janelle, what's up, how are you the boys asleep?
Excuse me
The boys asleep
Excuse me
I'm back home for a day or two
Then I'm going on a 10-day beach excursion
I'm already
anxious Because my boys for the last eight months our schedule has not been as tight as it needs to be because of just so many injuries so many
like physical injuries and then now we're leaving for 10 days and I always
I just like being on schedule.
And now we're going away for 10 days. And normally when we go away for 10 days,
like all of scheduled, all this stuff for them to do there,
like visit pro skaters or work out in Jiu-Jitsu gyms
where we're going.
But this time I'm trying to really
just make it just a decompression trip.
I wonder if it's going to work.
I'm going to order a keyboard and have it sent to where we're staying so the boys can play piano.
Bring the wetsuits.
I left a surfboard at this house last time we were there.
Hopefully it's still there.
So, I watched a little bit of the event in San Antonio, the Wheel Wild, the CrossFit Games for the adaptive divisions.
Fantastic.
I'm obviously biased towards Bill Grendler.
I love listening to his commentary.
It was so fun watching Tim compete.
I didn't get to see much besides the short stature division. I was tripping that there was a dude in
there. I don't know if you guys saw him that I was like that dude does not look like a dwarf.
But I guess I didn't know this but I guess there's within the short stature division. They're small,
medium and tall or small, medium, and large but within
that division there were three sizes I didn't know that and I guess Tim and
Mikey Swoosh and Blaze are in the medium division but there was a dude in there
that looked like, I was like, what do you mean that guy looks taller than me? Maybe I
should be in the short stature division.
And then I watched a bunch of the...
I shouldn't say a bunch. I watched about the same amount of the Wadapalooza event in Southern California.
And I thought Chase and John fucking killed it.
And Pedro killed it. And I didn't hear Brian do his bit.
But man, the reviews are great. Like three people DME and people took screenshots of comments and I guess he absolutely killed it
I guess he walked around with his iPhone
and when I did um
when I did uh
What did I do with him? I?
Did something with them somewhere Oh zealous games. He was he was on fire. I'd never even heard anything like that in the CrossFit space. He was amazing. And then I did crash with him one year. And he was he was
he did good. He was 50% of the time he was great at crash and 50% of the time he was lazy. He didn't
really fulfill his obligations there. But but when he was on I mean, I think it's fair to say he's
he's unique in his skill set. I mean, that's for sure. Yeah, Brian was good. Yeah.
And then today when I was flying home,
someone in my DM sends me a link so I can watch Chicago Bears games. Last year I spent like over $500 to watch Bears games and I could only get watch two of them because
whatever money I spent it still didn't get me the access the NFL ticket or prime
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and I was able to watch the Chicago Bears game today I was able to watch a little bit of the
third quarter and all of the fourth quarter and man you know what's so interesting about that commentary
And man, you know what's so interesting about that commentary?
It's just so honest.
It's funny, we think of corporate America as being like sellouts.
But it's just so honest, it's so much more honest than our commentary.
Like there'll be like, like the commentators will be arguing
about whether a guy tipped the ball or not on the kick
or whether the referee did a good job
or whether when the guy was off sides,
if he was drawn off by the long snapper.
And it was just, I really just appreciated the honesty of it.
Not that our commentary is dishonest,
but it's because we're one big family
and there's this weirdness if you say anything contentious
or push back on someone or something
that would be offensive.
And that's holding us back. That's the same
thing with the leadership that I was referencing. Like that's what's so cool. Like Dana White
and Marab Gilesvili are friends and Marab is a great representative of the UFC, but
Dana can still call him a moron for letting the fighter who he was fighting before the
fight know that he had a cut above his eye and a scar that was susceptible
to being reopened and why would you want to reveal that to on your Instagram and so Dana
called him out on that like hey dude why are you showing where you're weak and for some
reason we in the crossfit space think that that's like you know we think that's like offensive or something.
When Haley Adams was at the game, she looked absolutely fantastic.
And Caleb mentioned just quickly in passing, oh, Haley has boobs now.
And we got some people saying, hey, that's like inappropriate.
And it's like, like, dude, everyone can see it.
Like, how is it inappropriate? It's not, it's not even negative.
How, how, how we're never going to grow if that's what we're doing,
if that's what we're protecting. Like, who cares?
if that's what we're doing, if that's what we're protecting.
Like who cares?
Who cares? Just let it like, it's fine.
Like how, how is it that it's negative to say someone like if, um, if there was an
offsides in a football game and the referees missed it, the commentators would
be all over it and yet for some reason and when you know
Every four days Andrew Hiller puts out a video showing that like something a judge missed or something
He's seen as an asshole. It's like dude that the every single football game. I've ever watched has that critiquing in it
Like what are we doing?
I did hear that the reason that that video was pulled down of Saharikai reading the iPad
had nothing to do with Daniel Brandon or Saharikai or her management.
It was that the documentary team wanted to save that
as a spicy part for their documentary,
which is pretty cool.
I mean, I understand that.
I mean, I'm glad it's still leaked out
and I'm just glad we showed it, but that makes more sense.
That makes more sense.
Filmmakers are looking for juicy stuff to reveal.
By the way, I did see Patrick Rios,
he and Will Brands that are the ones editing the behind the way, I did see Patrick Rios, he and Will Branson are the ones editing
the behind the scenes that I shot this year.
And I passed off another hard drive to Patrick Rios
with the behind the scenes I shot for the NorCal Classic.
And so he'll be editing that.
He's gonna make that a priority.
Hopefully he'll do that quickly.
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I loved their outfits too.
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I thought the men's shirts were a little too loose or something was kind of weird with
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There's a much it was a much better event than I thought I
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power cleans for you who did for those of you who didn't see it. Basically, it would be like nine muscle ups and five
power cleans at different weights and you'd be like, okay, I'm putting Justin Maderas
in there and then it would be like 20 muscle ups and five power cleans but at different
weights. Okay, I'm putting you know, whoever Scott Panchik in there. And so you picked
who you wanted to do that and there were four workouts or five workouts, all the same basically, but just slight variations on muscle ups and weights to the power cleans.
And then you plug your dudes in and then you looked over and saw who the other team plugged
in and then they went one at a time. It was tits. And maybe I liked it. I like, I just
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So I was at I went to Boston and I heard Thomas Seyfried speak.
If you have not this lecture that I heard Thomas Seyfried give is probably one of the
most profound lectures I've ever heard.
Greg's lecture was also completely off the hook and amazing. There was also a
psychiatrist there who's been working at Harvard for 30 years and he gave a
talk. It was very interesting listening to a psychiatrist talk versus two
scientists talk like Greg and Thomas Seyfried. There's a very clear example of the difference of
science that's done with measurements versus science that's done with surveys.
Very different. Very, very different. Calling Anuel Akkadin.
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It was just a last minute decision to come on.
I trained with the boys.
My plane landed at 1130.
I drove home with Greg from San Francisco to my house.
Got here around 2.
I worked out with the boys.
Then, well, first I took a nap.
Then I worked out with the boys.
Then I went to the gym. I went with the boys. Then, well, first I took a nap.
Then I worked out with the boys.
Then I took a shower and I went to dinner with my mom and my nephew and the kids.
Then I came home.
Boys and I worked out again.
Obby's an absolute freak of nature.
Ambidextrous freak of nature.
And I had him stand on the slack box with one foot and I just throw balls at him and
he catches him with his right and left hand and throws them back at me and then switches
legs and we do all one hand catches, two hand catches, underhand throws, overhand throws,
but it's crazy.
It is really hard to stand on that slack box. Uh,
you get so much, um, there's so much because you're just balancing on one,
on one foot and the, and the slack box, you know,
moves around cause it's just a piece of foam and you get so much, uh,
such crazy, uh, ankle calf,
glute. There's so much shit firing shit firing yeah this is a Thomas Seyfried
Jeffrey if you if when Emily when when BSI or what's name of their company
company met fit when met fit finally post this video this is the bit I've
never have never seen him be so declarative. He's getting to the point when he talks about cancer that
they're going to come after him. I mean he was showing us stuff about cancer and ketosis and
it's just so obvious that it's not... basically for those of you who don't know,
one of the most compelling pieces that Thomas Seyfried said is, is that you can take the nucleus from a cancer cell and
put it into another cell and that cell won't have cancer.
The cancer won't spread.
And yet all the trillions of dollars that are spent on cancer research make that presupposition
that that's a fact.
That it's a disease that starts in the nucleus of a cell.
But you can take a mitochondria from a cancer cell and put it into another cell and the
cancer will spread.
And he has a hundred different, you know, points like that.
But that basically shows you that Otto Warburg who won the nobel prize for fucking discovering shit like this
You know, we had sam apple on you know a couple years ago the guy who wrote the book on auto warburg
And he won the nobel prize cancer is a metabolic disease if you go get cancer treatment
From an oncologist
He will think you're bat shit crazy
From an oncologist, he will think you're batshit crazy.
Doesn't he say that in his book, Thomas Seyfried? Yeah, but most people don't read his book.
His book's fucking crazy.
You got to fucking have a brain the size of a,
you got to have a massive brain to say it, to understand it.
I don't even know if I explained it right.
I wouldn't let my kids do a full contact football.
I wouldn't let my kids do a full contact football. I won't let them fight like strike.
I don't think I'll let him strike to the head.
Oh shit, I don't do Facebook.
Damn.
Lisa Ghaul just sent me a cool link from Facebook, but I don't- but Facebook doesn't really work for me.
Every time I click on a link it wants me to sign in and I I went and then I after dinner I came home, worked out with the boys again.
And then they're watching a movie.
My wife was folding clothes. I was like, you know what? I'm gonna go just check in with the homies.
Oh yeah.
He goes through all of this. Nine percent of cancer research is misled according to his writings.
I mean, he goes through all of it. It's brutal.
So congratulations to Dylan the Waterploozer crew. Looked good.
Did you guys watch it
What do you guys think
Sebi I watched the Tony Hinchcliffe video you asked about still not sold. Oh
You you watch the one where he does the interview with those two guys and they talk about him getting in trouble
for saying fucking chink.
And you thought it was cool, you didn't see him
as kind of like, it didn't change your perception of him.
I'm not talking about the narrative that he spins in there.
I'm not talking about whether he was actually set up
or not set up or whether it was rude or not.
Well, yeah, I just thought it was very revealing of his character just the way.
Oh, yes.
So you think it's he you think he's cool shit.
Fine.
You didn't find him as a like, wow, he's a little so like overly self-absorbed and self-obsessed.
It was a planned narrative for sure.
Yeah, I didn't even. I don't know what I think about that like sure. Okay. I mean, yeah, I believe him
That's fine. But I'm just saying that his he revealed things nuances about his character there that I was like, oh
Man he's a handful. He might not be a very nice person
Not just baddie, not just baddie, but just overly entitled.
Like, you know what I saw today?
Where's that? Um, have you guys seen that CrossFit video where CrossFit drowning YouTube?
Have you seen the video? There's this doctor and he's talking about, um, Lazar's death.
Anyway, someone sent me a screenshot of some comments in there today and I looked at a
comment that wasn't even the comment that they told me to look at.
God, where is that video?
Let me see.
Oh, here it is.
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Here it is is crossfit killing athletes surgeon reacts now first of all the the surgeon is
He's so he he doesn't even have the story right.
And then on top of that, his analysis is just completely way off.
But he doesn't even have the right data and then he's giving an analysis and then his
analysis is just so poor.
You can tell he's just a big pharma educated stooge.
He's not even a real doctor but there is like
there was a comment in here
there's a comment in here that says that the person who jumped in the water and was
told to go back should sue for psychological damages.
And it's liked by like 13 people.
And stuff like that just bums me out about humanity.
Like really that's where you go to.
You jumped in the water to save Lazar. They told you to go back. Don't worry about humanity. Like really that's where you go to. You jumped in the water to save Lazar.
They told you to go back. Don't worry about it. And now there's if you have people around you
telling you you should sue for psychological damages. Hit the reset button on that thought.
thought. The last thing you ever want to do is going to come to an end. I think we like passed our date.
I think we got overwhelmed with entries.
I feel so bad for Susie.
I've dumped the whole thing off on him. He's fucked. There's 245 videos. People do the craziest things. Like, like, it's
like almost like people hate us. People are like, oh all my submissions are on
Instagram. Or people submitted like 40 minute videos. or people submitted stuff from like like just one video or
it's it's just like it's like can you imagine working at the Goodwill people
probably just drop their trash off there right like oh here's 35 bags of poop
here you go I'm bringing these to the Goodwill in case anyone wants to use
them for I've been shitting in a bag for the last month in case anyone wants to use this for fertilizer
That's how bad it is
So Susa has to sift through all the morons
It's fucked up
Like hey, dude, we're not watching a 45 minute video or we're not going to your Instagram to look at,
like that's not how it works.
It's five videos, 30 seconds to 90 seconds each.
Yeah, exactly, that's what people think.
You don't have to pay a fee to dump at Goodwill
versus the landfill.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's like someone drops off an old hamster cage and the dead, their dead hamster still in it and all the bedding and
droppings and you're like, uh, no, thank you. No, thank you. Oh, HDR CBD athletics. Don't mind if I do. There were about a dozen people who watched the podcast at this event, the MetFit event
at Emily Kaplan's house.
Cool house, man.
Boston's cool.
I mean, I wouldn't want to live there.
Purple hairs galore.
It reminds me of Berkeley.
But man, the homes were cool
Cameron seve getting the iphone 16. I did order one or two or three
I don't even know what this means Jeffrey, but I appreciate it.
Send, Seve, Seve, send me a, oh you didn't even say Seve, send me a rating rubric and
I would be glad to help Suza Sift.
I didn't, I have nothing to do with broken science at all
Like nothing Dennis Olaria's how much content will you be releasing from the broken science event? I?
Susa works with them and
They got like five or six other people, but I am just
I've no I have no I have no involvement. I got like I didn't I didn't know about this
event. I found out there's an event in LA in a month. The guy who's having it at his
house was at the event and he told me about it. I do know that there is one. What I am involved in, strictly as a friend, is Greg is putting
together a two-day course that is 10 lectures. It is the broken science course.
It's to, after taking this two-day course, you'll be able to you'll have the tools to to
you'll know what science is finally. Greg's going to define science for you in a way that's
entertaining and palatable and then explain to you where it went wrong, why it went wrong,
what damage has been done to the world because it's gone wrong,
where it didn't go wrong, like spaceships going into outer space, like Elon's company,
why it doesn't go wrong in industry versus why it does go wrong in academia,
and then basically give you the history and also the tools to spot where bad science yourself. And so that he, I talked to him a lot about, and I don't really contribute,
I just listen. And I think he thinks, you know, he's trying to make it palatable for
a fourth grader. So he knows if I get it, he's like probably at the seventh grade level.
So he knows he's almost there. And then, um, I know he's doing an event in January at his house where he's gonna
do the first beta for the course and that's how CrossFit started.
He just started doing these two-day courses with ten lectures and he did them all himself.
And I know he wants to bring in a shitload of people
who might want to come to like the next ten courses and hear it and start to memorize it themselves and then be part
of that first level one team that's my guess and so I'm I I
Hope those I'll be a part of not in terms of being smart enough for
Have a good enough memory to memorize it or you know hold the knowledge to memorize it and be on that team
But I just want to go to all of them. I want to be a part because I think this is like the beginning of something massive and potent and I'd like to film all those.
So, and then like I know that there's like people I know like I'd love to have there's
people in the chat like Graciana who I think would be awesome to have there and be a contributor to the
project or someone like a Saxon pan chick, you know, people like that. So.
All right. I don't think Emily Kaplan is Jewish. Did I see that in the questions? I don't think she's a Jew
All right tomorrow morning
All right tomorrow morning
Sure warning life calling show no guests
Anything else you guys would like to chat about anything come on come on uh glenn's glintons killed it while you were gone oh great yeah i heard their friday show was off the hook you know what's funny i need to share this i got
a dm from someone saying why do you have that fucking tranny on your show blah blah blah?
Just bashing her and then like five minutes later that person DM me and they're like, holy shit. They're good
Was like, oh, that's cool
This was a trip
There's a trip I heard a joke. Kids walking down the hallway of his house.
They're screaming in his parents bedroom.
Opens the door and there's his father dressed only in shafts.
Mother's dressed in a cheerleading outfit with nothing on it and they're going at it.
He says, Daddy, what's going on? He says, Doug, just go to bed, sweetie. I'll talk to
you in 20 minutes. 20 minutes later, his father's walking down the hall, he was screaming in
his kid's bedroom. He opens the door, the kid's having sex with his grandmother. He
said, Billy, what the hell are you doing? He said, it's not so funny when it's your
mother, is it? It's not so funny when it's your mother isn't
Honey her joke
God that kills, huh? Hello
Seema, oh no, you're saying hi to Steven. Oh. All right.
Seve, did you see the clip I sent you? No, how would I see the clip you sent me?
I don't even know who you are.
Semperfit, is that your Instagram name too?
Dude, I spent three hours on my flight
going through my DMs.
And I didn't even scratch the surface. It's crazy.
If I respond to your DM, you guys should be like, holy fuck.
That guy has no life.
Yeah, Graciano's post with the kneeling muscle snatches have been great.
Yeah, they've been pretty crazy.
There's another comment in here
Glenton killed it shout out to those gals. Yeah, they were great
Was Jeffrey Burfield did someone say what the fuck oh, yeah, what the fuck she's not a tranny I know I know I
Mean, I don't know that but I believe when I see her I see a girl
I've been seen her vagina
But yeah, I believe she's a girl as much as I believe Jeffrey you're a boy. But I'm just saying it was pretty cool
because
Oh Tyson video oh Tyson Bajan now you got my attention
Tyson Bajan now you got my attention
Oh, maybe I did see that dude
Hey Is it the is it a tyson one or is it a caleb williams one dj more someone sent me a dj more one?
That was pretty crazy. It was hard for me to watch because it was on the plon phone
But I was patient and finally downloaded the whole thing
Um But I was patient and finally downloaded the whole thing. What were we talking about? Responding.
Wait, there was something in here. Damn.
Wait, what? Birchfield's a boy? I've told you guys this before.
You guys know this.
You know this.
Oh it's just cool that someone changed their mind that quickly.
Like that's what I love.
Like this person went so fucking hard
Against Garrett was so upset that she was hosting the show and then within five minutes. They DM me again
I just started following this Instagram account. I
Told you guys before there was no such things as a Palestinian as an ethnicity before 1964. I
Showed you those documents. It's basically a KGB
Psyop. They put Yasser Arafat in power and they started using the term nationality and
ethnicity interchangeably. It's the same thing that's happening with sex and gender. And
the fucking Republican fucking morons have already fallen for it
Probably half you guys have fallen for it, too. You guys use the word gender wrong
There's only two genders. No, there's not you fucking idiot
That's how they like that's the thing you think you're standing up for something, but you fell for the fucking Psyop
And so that that's how that's how that works too. That's how the Mexicans were duped. They think they're fucking Mexicans
There's no fucking Mexicans
They turned you into the poster children of
Catholicism you used to worship trees
And now same thing with Aztecs there was no such thing as Aztecs either
And now same thing with Aztecs. There was no such thing as Aztecs either
Yeah, there was no there were no Palestinians as a it was just a nationality and they turned it into an ethnicity and
Hey and go even further and ask yourself. Why aren't any of the other fucking Arab countries letting them in?
You know why because the other Arab countries are fucking racist as fuck and
The Palestinians are considered like, you know, they're just they're considered as far as Arabs and and you're Middle Eastern countries go Muslim countries Go their ghetto. They're just dangerous. They're the they're the dangerous ones
Some people bro, y'all blew out water supply today
What do they teach you any song about Jewish people that you hate us so much
Israel people are living in Israel
Explain to me have grown massacre in 1929 done by the Arabs explain that to me explain to me that countless
Palestinian people didn't exist before 1964 they were they did not exist before 1964
What if what am I if you're not a Mexican you are a
some sort of indigenous person from fucking South America who is raped by Europeans and then to hide all the raping and pillaging they gave you your own fucking ethnicity Mexican
You're not even fucking 300 years old as an ethnicity
You're brand new. You're just part of a fucking Psyop. It's not it's not even like
I mean, I mean, it's okay, you can identify as that. I mean, yours, they're all made up. At the end of the day, Gino, they're all made up.
So it's not like I'm like, I'm not saying anything like so profound.
Like I say I'm Armenian, but that shit's made up too, right?
It's like all dogs come from wolves.
But saying you're Mexican is no different than saying red means stop.
It's not real.
And it's really not real.
So you've got to be careful how you're using it.
Just making sure.
Yeah.
I mean, look at your dog, the pit bull.
I don't even think the American Kennel Club recognizes that as a purebred,
the pit bull.
I don't think that's even a real dog.
I don't think though the American Kennel Club recognizes that as a dog.
Let me finish playing this and I'll look that up.
For Arabs, there were Muslims, Christians, and Jews before 1940.
How many times is Palestine mentioned in the Quran?
Uh, no, I don't know.
Palestine is mentioned zero times in the Quran.
Israel is mentioned 44 times in the Quran.
In the Quran it says that the Holy Land belongs to the people of Moses.
Surah 521,
O my people, enter the Holy Land which Allah has assigned to you and do not turn back.
Jerusalem was the first Ghibla to us, the first place where we are prostrate.
Now it's the Kaaba.
It wasn't because it was holy to you.
Muhammad was trying to get the Jews on board to become Muslims
So he went to Medina to try to convert the Jews so they were praying towards the Holy Land as soon as he the Jews of
Haiba they switched their side and pray towards Mecca the moment the Jewish people
Dropped their weapons in Israel. What will happen to them?
in Israel what will happen to them?
Be killed. Yeah, yeah, that's the punchline. The second the Jews put their weapons down what's gonna happen to them?
That's the thing too, ma'am.
That's the part, right? The second the Jews put their weapons down, they're gonna be killed.
That's the thing with uh, that's the same thing with the whole tranny thing here.
Like, no Republican cares, like, be as tranny as you want, as tranny as you want, as tranny as you want.
But if fucking, we don't put our guard up and keep you out of fucking, uh, children, keep you away from our children,
you'll take our children to us and you want to turn the whole world as trannies.
The tolerance doesn't go both ways. It's what I was reading before.
We're trying to build this society with maximum tolerance. And what does that mean? That means
we're trying to accept people who also have maximum intolerance. And right now those people
are fucking causing a lot of problem. And so they're saying, hey, you're not being
tolerant of us. No, what we're not being tolerant of is your actions.
Orale.
And so where are we gonna draw the line?
Where do you draw, where's the line for your intolerance?
You know, where is it?
Some people, it's the word retard.
I have way more tolerance than that.
Way, way more tolerance than that.
We, you know what we should have never tolerated?
We should never never tolerated young men walking around
with their pants down past their butts
How stupid are those boys
Do you know what I saw today in the restaurant I swear to fucking God I
Went into this restaurant. It's like the not one of the nicest restaurants in my area.
Really nice bar, great food, great steaks. It's been around forever. It's called Cafe
Cruise has an outside patio feels like it's owned by feels like it's owned by like a family,
right? Really cool got its own style. There's no other restaurant like it. It's just its own cool place. Very clean. Got the heat lamps outside. Never any riff raff in there. Probably, I bet you 50%
of the people who eat there are Jews. It's probably owned by a Jew. You know, they have
steaks and beet salads and although they have, they have really good shrimp and you know,
maybe Jews don't do so much shrimp. But just a cool place, right?
Wooden tables outside with the nice slats, comfortable chairs, all that shit, right?
There's a lady working there today, a hostess. And she had a really good body and she was wearing the tiniest dress.
So like you could see like her B-titties but they looked more, they were maximized out,
right?
And it was so short that when she, it was so fucking ridiculously short, it was so inappropriate,
and she was bringing boosters out one by one
to the table next to me for kids who were sitting there,
and every time she set the booster down,
her dress would come up and show some of that,
like a buttocks, cottage cheese, in her underwear.
Like it was showing, I turned to my nephew
and I was like, Jesus, I'm like,
is that a string hanging out of her underwear?
Like, like you could see her tampon.
I was just being like, you know, exaggerating.
My mom put her hand on her forehead like, oh, oy vey.
But it was crazy.
Yeah, but you live in Miami and wear it so people think it's a bathing suit.
Sebi describing my day to day outfit when I lived in Miami and where it so people think it's a bathing suit a sebi describing my day Did I outfit when I lived in Miami? Yeah, send me a photo of that
This was not appropriate at the restaurant
And she had the nose ring and
You know what? It's crazy. It was crazy. She she was probably like a nine, but she presented like a seven
Like she didn't need to do all that. You know
what I mean? You know when someone presents and it lowers them? You know
normally you want to be a seven and present like a nine. I'm really
surprised someone at the restaurant hasn't told her. It's not that kind of
place. It's not that kind of place. Yeah it looks like a nice restaurant. Yeah
it's super nice. You looked it up online. Yeah, it's crazy nice. If you're in Santa Cruz, that's the place
to go. Cafe Cruz. It's cool. And I don't really care. Like, like, fuck, to be honest, I'm
glad she's there and dressed like that because it's fun shit for my podcast. I'm like, Oh,
this could be good little bit for my podcast. guess. But yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Every I'm the only when I go there,
I'm for sure the only person who's not vaccinated. For sure. It's fully, everyone's fully boosted there.
It's that scene for sure. I mean, I'm trying to think. Normally when I go in
there I'll see people wearing masks. I know no one, I don't know if other
people notice. I don't know.
There's always, every time I go in there, there's an obese couple in there.
Like an attractive obese couple.
Like really obese.
Like so fat that their heads are fat.
But you can tell like they have thick hair and they're like, it's pretty funny. I'm trying to think if there were, oh my god, there was this chick at, there
were a lot of hot chicks at Greg's event. If you guys want to talk about hot chicks.
There was a chick there that was so fucking hot, this black chick that you couldn't fucking
like, you couldn't even fucking think straight.
Black chick with green eyes, she wearing a tube dress, a brown tube dress.
It was, it was absurd.
It was absurd.
I talked to her for like three seconds and came unhinged.
Like I'm done.
You go have another drink. I drank sparkling water and Casa Amigos or Casa Diego's, whatever that tequila is.
I woke up that morning and I don't think I ate that morning and then I went and I basically
wanted to wait because I wanted to after that event I wanted to come back to the Four Seasons
and order a steak. So when I got there, I was pretty hungry.
I think I had, I think there were two, I think I started eating avocados, I ate two avocados that were sitting on Emily's counter.
Someone called me out on that. They're like, dude, there's food over there. You can't be eating her food.
I'm like, what, what do you mean there's food over there? I can't be eating her food. It's all her food.
So I had two avocados. And then I had a, and then I was feeling a little uptight like I didn't want to talk to anyone
and then I had one fucking sparkling water and cost amigos and I was like
It was on like donkey kong. I met an armenian lady there hot armenian lady that looked like share except hotter
I talked to her for a long time
She had five kids
That was cool.
Yeah, I was at Emily's house.
There were, there were, there were a handful of really hot girls there.
Like really hot.
Well actually everyone there was attractive.
There were a lot of hot dudes there too.
Everyone there was pretty attractive.
There was a dude who came up to me there that I hadn't seen in forever.
A guy, this guy, I think his gym used to be called Afro Brutality and his name was Sin.
I don't know if you guys remember him.
He's old school is fuck. He's like og like like I want to say 2006 2007
and
He big he's a big dude and
He I
Don't really see him
But I sent something coming towards me and I'm sitting down in a chair and he comes and he's just like, hey! And he's like really upbeat and positive. I'm like, hey,
what's up dude? I'm like, oh my god, Sin! And he's like, yeah. I'm like, did you recognize me? Like,
I couldn't believe he recognized me. He's like, dude, you're always the smallest dude in the room.
I was like, all right.
All right. Anyway, I hung out with him right. All right.
Anyway, I hung out with him for a couple hours.
I was cool. I hadn't seen him in forever.
All right.
Good show.
See you guys tomorrow morning 7am Pacific Standard Time.
Thanks for hanging out.
No guests tomorrow. Love you guys. Talk
to you soon. Oh, and I am going to get Emily Kaplan on to explain to us exactly what, I want to tell you guys what MetFit is, but I don't know. Really. So I'm going to, I,
I text her today and said, Hey, will you come on and just explain the whole thing to us and she's like yeah so we'll be getting her on son.
Alright talk to you guys soon.
Bye bye.
Good night Gino.
Good night.
Good night.