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Episode Date: October 6, 2024

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It's a Sabon podcast show. Bam. We're live. Bam. We're live. Hello darkness, my good friend. Ernie, hi. It's just me and you tonight, buddy. How are you? I am more live. Hello darkness, my good friend. Ernie, hi. It's just me and you tonight, buddy.

How are you? Good to see you, buddy. Let's just have an intimate night of a little one-on-one time. Oh. Drove home from Newport Beach today. What did I see? Is I drove six hours up the coast of California. Actually, not really up the coast. I drove up the five. It's inland. What did I see is I drove six hours up the coast of California

actually not really up the coast I drove up the five it's inland what did I see fat motherfuckers everywhere it's the truth just crazy it's like going from gas station to gas station it's like it's just like a tour of just obese people. Crazy fat. Like everyone's 100 pounds overweight. Everyone. It's just like, holy shit, it's wild. Just what a state of complete disarray so many people are in. I mean, I didn't see that in Newport.

Maybe that's what it was. Maybe it's because I was in Newport I didn't see any fat people. And then literally, yeah, more of them to love. That's true. I stopped at a Starbucks. I can't remember which town it was in, but there were three people there. I think the women were probably like five, ten. The man was like six, two. It was two women and a man. They were each at least 200 pounds overweight. They were like 400 pounders, three of them,

and you couldn't enter the Starbucks because of where they were standing. You just couldn't enter the Starbucks. I just couldn't enter. I walked in where they were standing. You just couldn't enter the Starbucks. I just couldn't enter. I walked in with my family. My whole family of five was as big as the dude. I was just like, wow, this is fucking amazing. I ain't hating. I ain't hating.

Just fat motherfuckers though. Just crazy. I just turned on my computer for the first time in 10 days. fuckers though just crazy I Just turned on my computer for the first time in ten days all sorts of text messages pouring in like old ones and shit You know it's like catching up I Came home. There's passion fruit everywhere and all the years in the past I've been showing you these passion fruit these passion fruit at Whole Foods or 20 pounds of pop Some place some places in town you can buy them for like three or $4 each. And if you find these, I just learned this recently, you put them in, like, I kind of stopped eating a lot of them because they're such a pain in the ass to eat.

But then my neighbor told me how one of our other neighbors eats them, who comes and picks them from my house. You put them in the freezer for a couple hours, and then you take them out, and then you cut it in half, and you can spoon the shit out like ice cream. It's crazy. It's so good. It's amazing. But this is what I wanted to show you. This year, I have tons, tons and tons of penises that have their foreskin, intact penises. And I wanna show you how you eat these. These are cold, I put them in the fridge.

When I drove up to my house, I collected all the penises. They're often, they're more commonly known as, what did I say this was? Passion fruit? Oh, this is banana passion fruit. So this is like the traditional passion fruit, and this is like a banana passion fruit. This vine is so easy to grow.

A lot of people don't even like it on their property because it's invasive, which is just crazy. But literally, you just come up here and you tear off the top of the foreskin and then inside of there is the fruit. And you just squeeze it and suck at the same time. No, it's not buffering. My connection is good. My connection is amazing.

If it's buffering, it's on you, Jeff Bako. Yum. Anyway, Jeff Baker. Yum. Anyway, passion fruit. I'm going to, I need to get a cooler filled with ice and then fill the cooler up with these passion fruit and take them down to the beach. Set up a card table and give them away for free. I want to do that with my sons. I think they'd get a kick out of introducing people to new fruit. You know what I mean? New fruit. What do you guys want to start

with? What do you want to start with? Do you guys see this footage of Kamala Harris's teleprompter going out? You guys want to see that? That's pretty funny. Oh, I don't even have it. Resend teleprompter, please. When I was in Newport Beach, I saw Tammy and Josh, the listeners of the show, the ones that have the fruit farm, fruit manufacturing fruit harvesting farm fruit fruit manufacturing fruit processing fruit fruit processing farm that was cool they were in Huntington Beach watching the air show am I lagging behind again damn it what's going on everything cool

everything good audio is good everything's great Oh Ernie Garza what's going on with the Chief Nation comment? Oh, it's fucking bizarre You guys want to see that that's some funny shit I think I have to go to I think that's on barbell spin barbell spin and you cruise over to the barbell spin and here let me share screen with you guys and here we are this most this most recent post with Miss Ariel Lohan. She did a great job on the podcast. Fantastic job. Great hair day. Is it this one? Oh yeah. Let me play this for you. I don't even, I didn't

even, I haven't, I haven't, I just, someone just sent me this. It was like, Hey, you're getting ass pounded over here. So I went over and looked at it and yep, I was getting ass pounded. Okay. Here we go. Oh, no, how you feel about all this stuff based on what I'm hearing is less lies are died. It made CrossFit the games. Not okay for you.

Not fun. Not, not safe. And you're just like, I'm out. I don't really care what everybody else is doing until I have confidence that CrossFit is doing the right thing. I'm out. Is that the summation? So I think safe is not the word I'd use. I would say what happened was horrible.

That's on them. As far as everything that happened after that is what like drew a line in the same with me for CrossFit Because no longer was it community no longer was it this it was hey the shows going on Hey show up at 8 a.m. Hey, here's the athlete brief. Here's the workout. So everything that happened after Really scarred me like hearing people, games must go on. We're here to compete. I want my money and all that. And it's like, look, what are you doing?

But it's just like where different people find value. So everything that happened after and how it was handled professionally as an organization using words like the shareholders wanted to go on, you know, stuff like that. Words like you had a choice and y'all made the wrong choice. And like each I did do what four events, maybe each event I just saw and felt like this is a production. This is a show. You circus monkeys need to go perform for the show. Sorry if I poked you.

I don't really understand what she just said, but that's not the point for the show. Sorry if I poke too far. I don't really understand what she just said but that's not the point of the post. I think she's just processing you know what happened at the games right. But that's a whole nother thing. But then so okay so I don't really know what Ariel's saying there. I'd have to listen to it like ten times and unpack it slowly. But, um, and obviously, I agree with her on two things. You should never use the word shareholders. That, what are you, that's just fucking idiocy. And they are monkeys and they should dance.

So I agree with her on those two things. If that's what she's saying. Yeah, like of course, that's, of course that's what you are. What you do afterwards is not monkey shit if you want to do it. But yeah, of course, you're just, you're there for, yeah, you're dancing monkeys. Do that. And no one should use the word shareholder. So I guess I agree with her on two points there. The rest of the stuff, I'm not really sure what she was saying. But, but that's not what brought me to this. That's actually the first time I've seen this. I didn't even actually watch the video. I just, I guess CrossFit Chief Nation, Jethro wrote, they should have canceled outright,

drop the games, focus on the affiliates or find a better way for it to happen. Refer back to Sevan's idea. So I guess he gets into it with this dude. Justin Krem. And somehow, um... Somehow I take a fucking stray here. Uh, that's irrelevant. I've been doing this long enough to know what's going on. So I guess this guy's been around forever. Um... this long enough to know what's going on. So I guess this guy's been around forever. And then he gets back and forth into it with CrossFit Chief Nation. And he says, because I don't own my own affiliate means I can't have an opinion or how affiliates are doing.

We can have the conversation, but acting whether or not owning the boxes I've worked at makes me less qualified to have an opinion is intentionally gatekeeping the discussion. They go back at it some more. And then all of a sudden this happens. CrossFit Nation, Sevan doesn't own a box nor is he ever coached and half the community takes his word as gospel.

Well, I have coached, just so you know. I and and I and I did coach and although I didn't have an affiliate, I did have my classes at the fucking park. And but anyway, that doesn't matter. I've been doing this for 11 years. I have a pretty idea what's going on. What would be meaning? I haven't read this one. I have a pretty good idea of what's going on. What would be meaning? I haven't read this one. I have a pretty good idea of what's going on. What would be a meaningful way of HQ could support affiliates that it

doesn't already do. And then I don't know, somehow I get brought into it again and somewhere down here he just really fucking tears me a new one. Where is it? God, they really went at it. I just saw the one and I was like, how should I handle this? And then I went to his fucking account and I saw that he was a veteran. So I just said, all right, thank you for your service. But somewhere down, where is this? This is just going around and around. Oh, here it is. Listen to a... This is... He's talking about me.

Listen to a cameraman and a mouthpiece who's accomplished nothing since HQ let him go. Thank you. Yeah, just the screen closed is fine. He says, listen to a cameraman and mouthpiece who's accomplished nothing since HQ let him go open and quarters already run through the affiliates if the games and affiliation went away there still be CrossFit lots of gyms do affiliates still succeed using the methodology without paying affiliate fees. And then I think he asked pounds me one more time.

Anyway, what am I supposed to tell him? Just fucking list off my fucking that I've do more in a week than he's done in his whole fucking life. Can't really do that. So I just thanked him. He said you are a cameraman and a mouthpiece. Fair, fine. Okay. Oh, yeah, maybe that could be a new shirt. Cameraman. Oh, is my setup all fucked up? What's going on? What do you mean? Well, how's my setup all fucked up? I mean, I did, I had to come in here and re hook up my phone. I guess I should see if the phone's hooked up Anyway And I'm not gonna ass-pound a fucking veteran You know, what am I supposed to do just thank you Thank you for

Maybe he took an IED in the head or something or maybe he really thinks that's what I am or something or maybe he really thinks that's what I am. There was another post I thought there was somewhere else where he called me a hat. There's another post on here. I saw he called me a has been podcaster. That one kind of hurt because I was like has been I haven't even started. I mean, I just like how could I be a has been still fucking on my ascent? Howard Stern's a has-been Why is my oh is my roadcast are not working what the fuck really is my shit all fucked up I

Don't know seems good seems good to me. How's that louder? Yeah? I'm not even really a cameraman to tell you the truth anymore. Today I was driving when I was driving for seven hours. I was actually thinking I bet you'll never do the behind the scenes again. I'm kind of like, I don't know. Kind of too late to be drinking one of these but I got up it I went to bed I went to bed it. I probably shouldn't tell the story I went to bed like it 10 knowing I had to get up at five.

And I was sleeping in a different room than my wife at the at the place in Newport and by 11 I couldn't fall asleep. So then I snuck over into the room she was in got got up a quick piece, thinking that it would help me go to sleep. Came back, but I fucking stayed up for another hour. Like it didn't help. I thought it would help, help for a second. I felt great for a second. I thought I'd go to sleep. So then I was up till probably at least midnight. Then I got up at five. So then I was up till probably at least midnight. Then I got up at five. And then I drove all the way home. Then I had lunch.

I had lunch with a couple of friends that you guys know. No, no white claws tonight. I just worked out. Kinda. I worked out two hours ago, three hours ago. Then I had the boys work out. No, not white claws. Fid-AID.

Ah. You guys wanna see Kamala's teleprompter go out? This is fucking, this is amazing. Let me see if I can start this from the beginning watch this shit this shit is crazy man fucking the people at the gas stations are so unhealthy coming up California man it's so bad man it's so bad. Man, it's so bad. Oh. Man, it's so bad. Okay, here we go. Uh-oh. Oh So 32 days

32 days Okay, we have some business to do we got some business to do all right 32 days and We know We will do it and this is gonna be a very tight race until the very end. This is gonna be a very tight race until the very end. We are the underdog and we know we have some hard work ahead. Remember his number?

There's an echo in the computer audio when you minimize the windows. Oh, you mean when I take myself away? Okay, good to know. Shit, learn something new every day. All right. There was, uh, Seve, can you explain the, Sevan, sorry, Sevan, uh, can you explain the CEO logo? I tell everyone at school it's because you should be the CEO of CrossFit. Everyone at school. You want to know the, um, I'm going to show you the president next.

Wait till you see, have you guys seen the president talk about the disaster the hurricane disaster? Fuck wait, you see that he spoke tonight about it. It's crazy Crazy crazy crazy, but first I want to tell you about the CEO thing mustard mustard is it mustard mustard? Yeah mustard seed crochet Mustard, mustard, is it mustard? Mustard, yeah, mustard seed crochet. By the way, I really appreciate the feedback when people tell me stuff like there's echoes or my mic's not working or just when I'm just doing fucking, I'm having senior moments.

So, wait till you see this. This just came, when I got home, this was in the mail for me. And I kind of know what it is because I saw it at the games. And I assumed, I assume of know what it is because I saw it at the games and I assumed I assume I know what it is but we're gonna see it together here for the first time oh wait it echoes when I'm on the screen we mean when I take my there's a booger

in your nose really Really? That could be true. One of your nose hairs is sticking out. Okay, too much feedback, too much feedback, too much feedback. I need to understand the echo thing. Wait till you see what she made me. This is John Young's wife made this from mustard seed crochet. I don't know if you remember but she made the She made the piggies the Colton Merton piggies, oh That's really cool that planner that dangles from the rear view mirror Man she's talented. Yeah here here. This is it was a She was at the games this year. She was selling the bunnies the what was that guy's name the honey the

Austin Hatfield bunnies Okay, check it out I'm gonna redesign my whole office so this can be seen. This is crazy. This is a CEO stuffed animal. Oh shit I got it. Is that right? Do I got it right? This thing feels, this thing's heavy. This thing feels so insane. Oh, make my screen big. Good idea. Good idea. Great idea. Fuck. I'm not on point today. I'm not on point today.

It's like thick and heavy. This is like a pillow. Anyway, thank you, Mrs. Young. This thing's killer. By the way, if anyone wants anything, anything you can just contact her she'll make shit for you She she has reasonable rates although if you want one of these I bet you it's a small fortune this thing looks like it Took forever to me But she makes us Colton Burton Merton Piggy's and she makes Austin Hatfield bunnies cool shit. I'll put it over here with the chocolate Bullshit, so I'll put it over here with the chocolate Oh, can you even see that and then there's the skateboard that Travis made me

The chocolate penis is over here somewhere that Andrew hillard got me You can't really see that. It's a black penis Okay When when um Uh, I don't know if you guys remember, but at the peak of the fucking woke movement, you could just identify as anything. I guess you still can now. I guess it's just kind of established.

You could just be anything you want. And basically you could identify as fucking anything. That's why they have cat litter boxes at some junior highs, right? You can just identify as a dog or a cat and they'll put a fucking cat litter box in the bathroom so kids can piss and shit in it. That's where we're at. And when they first, when I first got fired and then I kind of went into hiding for six months was just like completely immersed in my family and my kids and like, fuck it, I'm

just going to raise my kids. Then I started the podcast and I'm like, fuck it, I'm just gonna raise my kids. Then I started the podcast and I'm like, fuck it, I'll identify as being the CEO of CrossFit. Unlike John Cram who, I don't know what he knows, I basically spent 15 years right by Greg's side the entire time. There was a year where I made every single video

for CrossFit Inc. I ran a media team over 100 people. I mean, you guys have seen me fucking suck my own dick a million times on the show. I'm the greatest chief marketing officer who ever lived on planet Earth. Maybe there's others, maybe there's 10 of us, but when I came there were 300 gyms. When I left, there were 15,000 gyms. And I was in charge of everything that was forward-facing when I left the company. And so I was like, fuck it, I'm the CEO of CrossFit, I'll just identify with it. That's what I am, how can you say,

how could anyone say any different? I mean, the irony that John says that is I would claim to this day that I know more about CrossFit than I gotta be in the top three of anyone in the fucking world. Like when it comes to everything, the movements, the media, the financials, the origin stories, the all of it. I bet you I wouldn't be surprised if I know the financials better than Don. I say that with all humility. I've been to fucking a thousand fucking affiliates. I've been to fucking a hundred level ones

So so I just would just say I'm a CEO and then after a while at some point I Just I started thinking I started thinking about Just the importance of taking complete responsibility For your life and your accountability like who who does God blame? God doesn't blame anyone. So why should I ever blame anyone for anything? And it doesn't mean that you can't see things like you can't. It doesn't mean that someone throws a rock at your fucking car and you don't get out and be like, hey kid, where the fuck do you live?

I'm going to get the money from your parents for you throwing the rock. But you have to you have to also understand the reality that you bought the car, you decide to drive down the street, you have the choice to get angry or not, all that shit. Some people struggle with that. You know there's these, I'll give you another quick example, there's these people who are like, hey, how can I make plans in the future if I'm supposed to live in the present? Well, when you're in the present, you make plans for the future.

Or like, you'll be talking to someone who's like new to like new age shit. And you'll be like, hey, what did you do last week? And they're like, I don't want to talk about last week. I live in the present. Okay. Well, why don't you stay in the present and tell me what you did last week, but we'll do it in the present. You fucking retard!

Anyway, they just read too many new age books, and they're, they're, they're, they're, they don't got a grasp on, on the idea. That's where the statement comes in, I'm pointing at the moon and you're staring at my hand. Like I'm trying to tell you something. Oh fuck it. Okay, so that's the CEO, that's the origins of the CEO thing. So now it's more along the lines of like, hey, be the CEO of your own life.

Take full control. Be completely responsible. Own everything. Steven Feister, throwing the rock back at the kid. Fuck it. Yeah. I mean, that's cool too. If that's what you choose to do. Yeah, totally. 100%. Okay. Uh, okay. Oh, I want to show you this Joe Biden video. This thing is Bizarro world. We don't have a president right now. Is that weird that we don't have a president?

This is going to completely trip you out. I don't mean to bomb anyone out. Don't anyone get bombed out. Ready? Here we go so there's a reporter I don't know where he's at I don't recognize that is that the White House like off to the side somewhere what are the states what are the states of the storm zone what are the states of the storm zone, uh, what are the states of the storm zone needs, Mr. President? What are the states of the storm zone needs, Mr.

President? So like what, what states, anyway, here we go. States of the storm zone need Mr. President. What are the states of the storm zone? What do they need after what you saw today? Oh, the storm zone. Yes, sir. I'm wondering what storm you're talking about. I'm wondering what storm you're talking about. I'm wondering what storm you're talking about.

You notice they've stopped combing his hair. Remember how he used to whenever he came out, he looked like he presented well? It's like no one's even taking care of him anymore. They've gotten everything they need. They're very happy across the board. And after we get back to the font, we'll get some more money for it too. What is going on? Oh, okay. Rambler, give him slack. The helicopter propeller spinning is too loud for him. Okay, fine. Never mind. He's fine. Everyone in the storm zone is happy and they've got what they need. Never mind. My bad. Thank you, Rambler.

That's being too critical. Let's go back to the fat people I saw. You guys want to talk about the pedocrats? The demo files? I really don't understand Bill Maher. How do you stay with a party that openly supports pedophilia, the pedocrats? We need to change their name. They can't be the Democrats anymore. They've got to be the pedocrats or the demophiles. What do you think?

Pedocrats? Pedocrats? Are you voting pedocrat or Republican? What do you think? Pedocrats? Pedocrats? Are you voting pedocrat or republican? This is crazy. And this guy is still towing the fucking party line even though he admits this. It's like almost like

he doesn't listen to what he's saying. Listen to this. Maybe it's time to admit that sometimes Drag Queen's story hour is more for the Queen than the kids. It's more for the queen than the kids. It's more for the queen than the kids. Like he's just straight calling it. It's it's he's saying exactly what Greg said when he was on the show.

Why are we tolerating men who have an unquenchable desire to dress as women and read to kids? Why are we catering to them? It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. Sure kids love a clown, but does the clown have to have tits? And when I see a five-year-old tipping tipping tipping at a bar under a sign that says it's not going to lick itself do i have to pretend that's cool and the crowd gasped it's not going to lick itself and there's a five-year-old tipping a fucking tranny in order to keep my liberal any. Can you imagine retard reading our

That would be awesome actually a good idea Uh demo file, uh, uh, uh demo files means love of the people dems definitely do not love the people Oh, okay. There's already a word for that. Okay, let's call them pedocrats then fine Fine. Man, oh man. What sounds like shit? I saw this video on TV the other night. It was like a preview for a news story and they were talking about trying to get more women to be in the police force. It was like a 30 second preview of an upcoming news article and it was to get more women in the police force in the United States.

And there was like these talking head interviews of five different women who were police officers. All obese. Every one of them obese. It's like, I have an idea. How about we not try to get men or women and just get people who aren't obese? Huh? What do you think?

Oh, it echoed? Did it echo? Did the video echo? Was the video echoing? How come this dude's the only dude? Romo, Romo the drummer, is the only one. God, it's so hard not to call you Romo the homo. So hard. So hard. It was echoing? How come you're the only one telling me that? If it was echoing more people would tell me. Let's talk about the douche on your recent IG post. I don't know. I don't know what the... I already jerked myself off already. I think you missed it Barry. I already jerked myself off. Oh, other people are saying too? So what do I have to do? I have to pull myself off when I play it?

Okay, here. I'm gonna play you guys this one and I'm gonna pull myself off. This one's... This is epic. This one I'm gonna show you. It is echoing? It's echoing now? No echo in Omaha. No echo here. You son of a... ...bitch. It is echoing. Is it echoing now? No. okay, it's not echoing now. Okay, someone might need to call in and unfuck me. Okay, here we go. Let me, I'm gonna pull myself off and

let me tell me if that goes. Listen carefully to this one. This isn't framed well, but this is so funny. I fucking was dying when I saw this. Okay, I'm gonna pull myself off. And then ask them how they can tell. Girl. Because of her... Part? Because of her... ...parts? She had ovaries? Ask a trans person the gender of their pet, and then ask them how they can tell.

Girl. And then ask them how they can tell I love that part. No, no echo. Oh good. He's pulling himself off guys, two minutes. He's definitely jerking it. I don't know, somehow I got, somehow I got Barry, I got, I got, I got some guy just fucking was letting some stray shots fucking hit me. And he mischaracterized me as a cameraman who found myself in, while looking into Rich phony's eyes You ask a trans person how they know what sex their cat is god, I love that I was in newport beach for 10 days I was in Newport Beach for 10 days

So weird Santa Cruz is just pure fucking Camela country and Newport's pure Trump country. It's like going to a different world It's like the cars are clean The people are clean there's no fat people. So weird, I didn't see, you don't see any blue hairs. You see a ton of weird fake tits and weird like shit on people's faces, but like women who turn themselves into cats. All the dudes are all buffing shit. Here I'm a fucking Greek god in Santa Cruz. Hello Hello hi Speak your mind you're on the air

Hey, it's a bomb. This is Romo drummer. I'm just trying to tell you in person. What's up with your stream? You're trying to tell me what? So what what what's going on with the audio the audio only echoes when you're on picture and picture mode So you on the side and the computer video is on the other side and you play the video Okay, we want to echo The echo goes away when you're on When you're not on the screen, okay. Hey, are you good? Are you a good drummer? To my channel you can

Judge it for yourself. How can I judge you? Where can I watch it? On your Instagram? No, on my channel, YouTube channel. I don't do many job covers anymore because, you know, unfortunately I got wheelchair bound. What happened? What happened to you?

How did you get wheelchair bound? So as a young kid, I got diagnosed with a symptom called CMT, Guccalmarie tooth. I don't know if any of your watchers have heard of it. And then later on in life, it gets progressively worse, you know. So later on, I kept falling and falling and tripping all over myself. I used the wheelchair as like a safety thing. I got to the point that I'm in the wheelchair and then unfortunately I couldn't be mobilized, you know, like use my legs to walk or whatever. So my legs got an atropy.

Oh man. So I was like, man. Hey, Romo, isn't there like some electronic drums you could use now where you didn't need to use the whole drum kit and you could do with like an electronic drum kit something that's like makes it so you can still create music but you don't need like a full drum kit? I own an electronic drum kit but like the house I live in there's no there's no place like put them there's no uh yeah I don't have any room for it. Where do you live? what state are you in yeah sorry North Carolina not not not where the floods are that's more like that's actually more like northern side no more in okay Okay We live much more

South of Charlie, I would say hey, when's the last time you when you put something on your YouTube channel? Well Few years ago. Yeah, I don't play that much anymore. All right All right, dude. Well, thanks for your help. I appreciate you schooling me on the echo. I appreciate it Yeah, okay. Have a good night. Thank you for Thanks for your help. I appreciate you schooling me on the Echo. I appreciate it. Yeah. Okay. Have a good night. Thank you for, thank you for ripping me a new one. Yeah. Anytime, buddy. Anytime. It's my pleasure.

They call me the Diddler. I'm P Diddler. Seve Diddler. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. We'll talk about that. Bye. Bye. All right. Romo, Romo the drummer. All right. Carla, Carla Vanilla Ice says I should go to his channel. So I was in, I was in Newport Beach Checking it out And I run into this guy and

He says to me I used to think you were a dick Said alright I said, all right. But then I don't anymore. And I realized I wasn't listening to you. I used to think you were a dick. I don't anymore. I realized I wasn't listening to you. Sean M. I used to think you were a dick. Now I know you're a dick. Fair enough. All right.

Yeah, it was crazy. We embraced Stephen after that. We embraced. I embraced him. Hugged him tight. I said, hey, that's really cool. So that was interesting. Look at Carla. I too, I did too think he was a dick. Oh, he was a dick or I was a dick? I'm a dick, I was a dick. And I love you now.

I listen and love you. I understand you so much. Oh, okay. I think you meant to say I do think I have on was a dick I'm just gonna edit your shit a little bit Another guy Approached me He was a baseball coach for a 9u team I had to have that explained to me 9u means nine-year-olds And

He said fuck your kids are amazing anyway, he just went off and told me how amazing my kids are and that he's a fucking The best baseball coach in the world and that his team is going to win the world series He talked to me about how great korean kids were at baseball But it's kind of cool Because I I live in this same loop But anytime I get out of my loop someone wants to approach me and talk to me about my kids. Every day someone came up to me and wants to talk about my kids. My head's so big about my kids. I can't even believe how fucking amazing they are. Anyway, I was like, alright, cool. Maybe I'll get my kids into baseball.

We played a lot of wiffle ball. Wiffle, I learned it's wiffle, not wiffle on this trip. And we threw a lot of football, so much that I hurt myself. Yeah, Stephen Flores, he told me all about the Japanese guy. I had heard about the Japanese guy. Here's the thing. I had heard about the Japanese guy, but I'd only heard about the Japanese guy because of the illegal betting that was going on. Right? And so like my radar was like, Hey, there's a guy who's making fucking $700 million a

year or something or $700 million over 10 years or whatever the fuck the guy's crazy contract is. And somehow one of his assistants got a hold of a couple of million dollars and was doing some illegal betting or something and got caught. And so it was this whole fiasco. Well, that's the only reason why I know about the fucking the dude, the Japanese guy, right? And it made me realize, like, I am right.

I think the Lazar death is it just brought more attention to the sport. Maybe people inside the community like Our but hurt, but I'm telling you it's fucking it's crazy brand value for fucking CrossFit crazy crazy brand value It's like it's Unfortunately, or fortunately, it's the edge that we've lost is now back. Holy fuck that shit is fucking so hard it kills people Uh-huh So I

Didn't know that Japanese guy is that guy the he told me he's like huge like six five or six seven or something crazy like that Yeah, the Japanese babe Ruth hey, that's what he called him. That's what the dude called him. He said it's he said he's he's the best. He's the best baseball player who's ever lived six, five. OK. He said he's the best baseball player who's ever lived by far. He was telling me pitches and fucking hits and hits home runs. And he was telling me all this all the crazy cool shit about him.

And I guess normally in baseball, dudes don't pitch and hit and hit home runs. And I guess he's injured right now, so he can't pitch. So he's only hitting. God, I love sushi. Sarah fed me so much sushi when I was in Newport. It was awesome. Oh, 700 million for 10 years. Yeah.

And he's like doing something fancy with his money, right? Like he's deferring his payments so he doesn't have to pay taxes on it or something. I'm scrolling back to read Bernie's comment. Oh, you're going to use that. I'm going to use that one next time too. Oh, the, I used to think you were a dick. Yeah, it's a pretty good one. But I wasn't listening to you.

Here's the thing. What's crazy about that is I know that. I know that anyone thinks I'm a dick must not be listening to me. It's a weird thing. Cause I'd fucking wipe a tranny's ass and hold his dick while he takes a piss if he didn't want to put his beer down. I got no fucking like hate or judgment for anyone.

Unless you fucking with the kids, man. I read this article yesterday and it's talking about anti-vaxxers versus vaxxers and I'm just like, fuck. Like they don't fucking get it. The vaccine people, no one has an issue with the view vaccine people take all the fucking vaccine you want It's you're the ones who have the issue with the people who don't want to take the drugs You're like if you don't take the drugs and you don't give them to your kids Then my kids aren't gonna be play with your kids. Okay, fine

And you're not gonna be allowed to go to school in California Okay, fine, and you're not gonna be able allowed to go to school in California. Okay, fine. And you're not going to be able to eat at restaurants. And every time you go to the hospital, we're going to try to inject your kids with drugs and alter their immune system. No, thank you. No, thank you. You can take them though. We're not, we're not anti-vaxxers. We're pro-vax. The fuck yourself to there and back. I don't give a shit. No one cares. It's the same thing with the trannies. No, no, we're not transphobic. I love going to a play and watching trannies.

I'd love to hot tub with some trannies. I'm not grossed out at all by the dudes who have penises and giant tits when the guys send me that. I think it's funny and weird. I'm like, whoa, look at that super hot chick with the dick. I just I don't want you talking to my fucking kids. That's it. I actually I don't want you talking to my fucking kids. That's it. Actually, I don't even care if you talk to my kids. I don't want you doing the tranny thing around my kids.

That's it. I don't want I don't want Muslims talking to my kids about how they hate Jews either. I don't have a problem with Muslims do all you want. I love it. The Muslim guy owns the fucking liquor store down the street where I get burritos with my kids. I fucking love that guy. Palestinian dude. He's fucking awesome. My wife's a Jew and he wants to send her over to my wife's house to train with her. Oh yeah, that's another thing, Mr. Krem. My wife trains fucking girls in the garage fucking three days a week. Mr. Krem. By the way, that guy's fucking nose is fucking huge.

He has a fucking disgusting nose. I have a big, beautiful fucking nose. His thing looks like a fucking Muppet's nose. It's like one of those bulbous ones. Like who is the actor who had the fucking crazy round nose? He was in black and white films. What was that guy's name? That's what I wanted to say about that dude, Justin Cram.

His, that guy's fucking nose is hideous. I'm not usually a hater of big noses, but fuck. Fucking A. What is that guy's name? He played Sereno de Bergerac. Let me just Google that real quick. Actors with big noses. Does anyone know? Bernie has to know.

No, not W.C. Fields. He didn't have an ugly nose. Lady Gaga, Blake Lively, Liam Nilsson, Kate Blanchett, Barbara Streisand. No, those are all fine. Jeff Gold Goldman. All those noses are fine. It's an old actor from the 50s. Bernie's got a no. Not W.C. Fields. He just had an alcoholics nose. No, not Adrian Brody. God, they got fucking Will Smith has a big nose really

I've never thought that what uh, what old what what old actors what? Oh, no, no, it's all Pinocchio. Yeah Pinocchio. No, not fucking Pinocchio It no good now we're it's it's black and white film who the fuck was that guy Big nose a black and white film Carl Black and white I bet you guys don't even know who he is Bernie will know who he is Oh to beautiful male noses Van Cleef Adrian Brody get these guys are all recent older white man with big nose and long face I don't fucking know, no

anyway you know what kind of nose I'm talking about? it's like the big fucking round one Someone said let's talk about Steve Anderson. I don't know who Steve Anderson is. Oh, Jimmy Durante! Holy shit! You did it! You did it! Jimmy Durante dude, I bet you fucking the hundred and forty of us listening right now could fucking Solve all the world's problems between all of us. We know everything Better than a fucking we're better than Google. I couldn't even find on Google. Look at this guy's fucking nose That's like Clem's nose. Look at this fucking thing. Justin Klein click Clem's nose the guy who's fucking hating on me Give me straight. Look at the size of that fucking schnoz.

My god. That thing is just... The tip... The tip is wider than the base. That's where shit gets weird. God damn. Vaudeville. Wow, he's really old school. Dick Butter, we're a real think tank here. Yeah.

I wouldn't want to share an 8-ball with that guy. Yeah, Bulbas. Bul yes Mike are doing it yeah, yeah, I'm another Armenian guy fucking expert on giant noses Anyway, okay, so Jimmy Durante yet anyway that that creme guy man is fucking nose hideous So that's his body's really nice though. His brain, his brain is, he just sounds like a dickhead though. Alright! Let's see who's hating on white people today. It's so funny, every time you hate on white people,

you know the only people who suffer are black people. It's so fucked up. Oh, Carl Malden. Yeah, he had a fucking schnoz. His work though for him I think. But he had a pretty bulbous one. Uh, okay, here we go. This is just mind boggling. Schools are now being forced to end all their gifted and talented programs because too many whites and Asians are qualifying. Starting this fall, all neighborhood schools in Seattle will have to incorporate gifted students into their classrooms. Typically, many of these highly capable students are either separated into different schools

or what's known as cohorts where they're kept together So teachers can focus on their advanced needs but Seattle Public Schools is getting rid of the cohort model in the name of equity Historically it boils down to highly capable cohorts having more white and Asian students and other races underrepresented So let's explain what's happening here Children who are highly capable will not be allowed to achieve their full potential. Excellence is now prohibited. No one will be allowed to be more successful than another. There's a word for this. That's communism. So this is in Seattle. So when I was in kindergarten, they gave me this test at Pacheco Elementary.

It's not there anymore. And whatever I did, I must have done really well on the test because then from then until, I don't know, the fifth grade or fourth grade, whenever I went there, every day in school for an hour or two hours, they would take me and other kids out of classrooms and we would go to this other classroom and they would I mean it was still school, but they just taught you shit that I guess they didn't teach the other kids And uh, it was the gifted and talented program. They called it the gt program And what's fucking crazy is They're gonna stop this program, right? And you know, there's probably 20 kids in it, right?

And two of them are black kids. And those are the kids who are going to fucking suffer. Those two kids, those are the ones that are going to suffer. The Asian and white kids aren't going to suffer. The Asian and white kids aren't going to suffer. The only people that suffer are the two fucking black kids out of the 20 who are in that class. The Asian parents don't give a fuck.

The white parents don't give a fuck. Their kids are still going to be smart. They're still going to be playing the fucking trombone and the fucking cello and they're going to be going to Kuman and they're going to be fucking hanging out with fucking people like Sarah Cox at fucking business meetings, hearing about finances and learning all sorts of crazy shit. Sitting at the fucking today, I took my kids, I went to lunch with Greg, my kids sat three kids and Greg and another guy sat at the table and my kids are fucking privy to the conversation.

They're not suffering. They're not suffering. It's identical to fucking Black Lives Matter and defund the police. Only the black people suffer. It's fucking wild, man. When you attack people who are overachievers or who are rich or when you do anything to people who are like above you in any metric, all you're doing is attacking your dream. Do you guys get that? So like you're 25 year old college student with blue hair and you agree with Bernie Sanders that there should be no billionaires.

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Instead of appreciating what they've done, it's just all fucking hate for them. And when you hate on them, they fight back. And they win. They get their own towns like Newport Beach. I'm fucking nuts. Poor Seattle. I'm fucking nuts. Poor Seattle. Man. The Asian and white parents just take their kids out and put them in private school.

Doesn't matter to them. Imagine that just just pure fucking Direct fucking attack on black people but disguised as an attack on I Don't know fuck I mean, it's just I Guess it's a hatred for white people I was trying to figure out who they're talking about in this video. This is a P Diddy. Did any of you guys look at the indictment? I took a quick look at the indictment. The indictments out.

There's only three charges against them. Rambler fish burps incoming. Who me? Does anyone give their kid cod liver oil? I think we used to do that with Avi and not my wife's talking about starting that shit up again. Okay, listen, this This really hits different now. First off, I'd like to thank my sponsors. Well, I'd like to thank my sponsors, Johnson and Johnson. For decades, they've been helping me slide past resistance.

You know, people always ask me how I do it. It really comes down to one thing. Never take no for an answer. My mentors like Jay-Z, Michael Jackson, and R. Kelly always told me no is just yes in disguise and I truly believe that also. That can't be real. That cannot be real. This cannot be real. This hat. Oh, it says 100% parody. Oh, shit. AI generated. OK, fuck it. Look at me me a little slow AI. Thank you, Romo Faster than me Romo Wow

Alright I was like does this even look like P diddy AI generated 100 isn't funny. I didn't even see that on my Instagram. Johnson and Johnson helped me slip right by. Jesus, that's solid. Who's worse, Diddy for what he did to Usher and Bieber or Usher for handing over Bieber to Diddy? How come those guys aren't coming out? How come Bieber's not coming out and saying what happened? Why doesn't he just come out and say it?

I don't get it. I'll tell you this, the more and more I think about those two girls, I think that one girl, that aging girl, Laura, served up her friend, Nikki. If if if you are a personal assistant to someone and they pay you four million dollars a year I Think you're allowed fuck She's upset she's suing him because he I think he took Kanye told her That he used to masturbate to her. He, Kanye told her, um, that he used to masturbate to her. He texted her that, Hey, I was just masturbating to you.

I guess men and women are so different. Are there any men in the, in the chat who would like be upset if like their boss told them they masturbated to them? Excuse me. Especially if it was a female. I don't think I'd be, if I was a female. I don't think I'd be, if I was making $4 million a year, I would be perfectly okay with it. Joe Biden could say masturbates to me.

Oh, I like this already. I haven't even read this yet. Bernie Gannon, I was working the night Puff Daddy and JLo were arrested for throwing a gun out of their limo in Manhattan. JLo was crying her eyes out in the precinct. Dude, there's one guy now saying, there's this rapper now, I wish I could remember his name, like Reflex or something. He spelt it really weird reflex, but he says that Did he had Bieber he said he saw Bieber fucking JLo did he had Bieber fuck JLo And he jerked off to it.

I did see Eminem's gonna be a grandpa. Kind of disgusted with Eminem. I think he's a pussy. He needs a mentor, an intellectual mentor. I showed you guys this the other day. Let me just show you this again, just because it fits with the discussion earlier. Here it is. This is parents that seem like normal people celebrating the six-year-old girl doing a stripper dance with a tranny as they throw money on her. Oh, but it's out of context, Seve. Oh, I'm sorry. Could you explain it to me?

Could you put it in context? Guess what she's gonna grow up and be? Pedocrats. Guess what she's gonna grow up and be? Pedocrats. Eminem gonna release a Sebon diss track now. God, I hope so. That would be awesome. Hey. I hope so. That'd be awesome. Hey,

the who's the guy? Who's the guy? Who's the guy who's married to the lady with the three tranny kids? He's married to Megan Fox, or he puts it to Megan Fox. What's that guy's name? M-M-D-G-M-G-K-M-K-Machine Gun Kelly. M-G-K-M-G-K. He destroyed fucking M&M. And I don't- M&M's com- did- he lost. Yeah, Machine Gun Kelly. Yeah, thank you. He fucking crushed, uh...

He fucking crushed uh... He fucking crushed... Eminem. Eminem's come back with weak. Yes he did Barry! Yes he did! Oh yes he did. No, no, no. Nope. Nope. You're wrong. Do I have to pull myself off? Is it going to echo? LeBron James speaking about how much he loves a Diddy party.

Everybody know ain't no party like a Diddy party. Ain't no party like a Diddy party. And so where is LeBron James who has elected himself the mayor of speaking out when nobody cares to hear his opinion? Because if you're telling me that you use your platform to speak out when there are black victims, there sure as hell seems to be a lot of them when it comes to Diddy. Is it plausible that the reason that LeBron James is opting to be so quiet is because when he read that lawsuit and realized that Diddy had cameras everywhere, unbeknownst to his party goers at these freak offs, is it plausible that he's got LeBron James doing

something that he wouldn't want made public? I don't know. I'm just asking questions. I'm just asking for the king to use his platform to speak to us peasants. And that's all I'm saying about that. Let me show you this clip of LeBron James speaking about how much he loves a Diddy party. Damn. Damn, damn, damn.

Jose, you know what's really cool about being my show? I can just delete your comment. No, I can put you in timeout. How's that? Is that fun, Jose? I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know. Well, Jose, since I'm not Vic Monny, let's listen to someone who is funny. Three nuns get killed in a car crash.

Oh dear. Yeah, and they get up to heaven. Of course. And Peter's at the gates and he says, I'm afraid you're going to have to answer a question before you can come in. Oh. So he says to the first one, don't worry, the questions are very easy. What was the name of the first woman?

And she says Eve and he says, yeah, you're in. So he says to the second one, where did Eve live? And yeah, yeah, yeah. And she says, garden of Eve. And he says, yeah, you're in. And he says to the third one, which was the mother superior, I'm afraid the question is going to have to be a little bit more tricky for you. Well, fair enough.

Yeah, obviously. And he says to her, what did Eve say when she first saw Adam? And the mother superior says, Oh, that's a hard one. He says, yeah, three nuns get killed in a car crash. How was that Jose? Huh? Tell me buddy. Oh right you can't. My bad.

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The most compelling evidence to me is the lyrics to their song. That's the most compelling evidence to me, right? They're singing about what they know. Hmm. 57 wants to run the game and control who gains fame and success in the industry. I feel horrible for putting Jose on timeout. I had no idea it was, uh... I had no idea it was Eminem. I should have been flattered.

Who's gonna win? You think Kamala's gonna win? Who's gonna fucking win? I asked some cop in Newport Beach who he thought was gonna win. And he told me if Trump wins, he's gonna have to win by a lot. And I kind of feel that way too. Your thoughts on this, and you're gonna wanna stick around to hear what this guy has to say. If you have time to do a wet brine, that's fine. And do it like a pot of water, a couple of bay leaves,

a little sugar, a couple peppercorns. You could even do a little slice of orange, something like that. We've all seen this before, right? This is where, but I don't know if you guys have seen this one. We've all seen this before, right? Where the accuser of having the earpiece. But watch this. Oh yes, hi. And usually it cuts off there, right? The originals I always saw get cut off right there. Now watch it.

Yes, I'm here. Okay, I'm going to talk about a recipe while you're checking. Is that okay? You should tell me if I'm doing it. Okay. Hey, how you doing? Hi. Okay.

People would ask me, knowing what you know now, do you wish like you had a third term? And I used to say, you know what? If I could make an arrangement where I had a stand in, a front man or front woman, and they had an earpiece in, and I was just in my basement in my sweats, looking through the stuff,

and then I could sort of deliver the lines, but somebody else was doing all the talking and ceremony. I'd be fine with that. So what's your thoughts on this? Oh my God. And you're gonna wanna stick around. You gotta love editing, right? Originally when I had seen that video, but now that I watched it with you guys, I'm assuming...

Do you guys remember that thing? The whole thing where they were like, hey are those her earrings? Are her earrings are her earrings um are her earrings like uh those fucking earrings that Bose or whoever made where you could actually they were earrings but they were also air pods like was that what was going on i don't think so and and and she was twit she was fiddling something in her hand like dialing. So I'm guessing she had a separate earpiece in. And I'm guessing, call me naive, but if that was prior to the debate, I'm guessing that maybe they both had, that all the people up on stage had earpieces in, right?

Just so the producers could talk to them. So at some point they could be like, three, two, one, we're live or some shit like that. Yeah, those were the same earrings. But she was fiddling with something. Did you see like, in that thing, like, when I mic people up, I give them a little device too. Although it's weird that she'd be fiddling with it because if you're a, if camera guys like me, regular old cameraman, when you give someone that equipment, I mean, the last thing you want them to do is touch it or fiddle with it.

Like you set it, you put the fucking microphone or earpiece on them, and then you put the fucking the transmitter in their pocket, and then that thing transmits to the camera. So I don't know. Yeah, Dan, exactly. They probably said 3, 2, 1, bam, we're live. Anyway.

The great juxtaposition of shots. I had that clip titled what's this bullshit I'm ready to do blackface. I think it's my next thing I Think I'm I think for a hot for Halloween and ago is mr. T. I Think I think all that like you'll never if you don't do blackface, you'll never make it So fucking crazy that there's rules of who you can be for fucking Halloween Did you see this fucking congressman or senator or someone out of Pennsylvania is getting in trouble because when he was fucking 18 He fucking dressed up as Michael Jackson.

Look at this. I wonder what the legitimacy of this is. Can you get in trouble for doing a blackface if it's AI blackface? Like this is blackface, but AI blackface. Trying to figure out when they're gonna use AI for something entertaining. And this is what AI was. This is how white actors were looking if they were melanated.

I think this is Benedict Cumberbatch. Benedict Cumberbatch look like he could play the lead role of lean on me. I love the way Benedict's melanated hair looks with that Afro and the cheekbones and the I Need Benedict Cumberbatch to be the lead role in a lean on me part two based in Beverly Hills 90210 right now. This is supposed to be Keanu Reeves. This is Keonte Rivers This is this is this is Jeffery Lee Jamal Jenkins Wicks right here. This looks entirely to if Child childish Gambino

became this This I need neo to be to be negro in the match this right here They gave Leonardo DiCaprio a widow's peak Lord They gave me another DiCaprio a vampire in Brooklyn peak Leonardo DiCaprio look like Leo and your mama tell me Don't you tell your daddy that Leo came over this house where your daddy was at work Leo look like cutting Leo look like he got one long pinky finger there And you know what that's used for this is the best use of AI ever This is supposed to be Tom Cruise, but this look like baby face. You've got that whip appeal

But this look like baby face you've got that whip appeal This he this ain't gonna be top gun. It's gonna be top run top fun, bro Whoever created these pictures need an Emmy and Oscar an animation trophy award Look at Tom Cruise in a fight up his nose. Oh his daddy from Texas and Louisiana We already know that can't tell me Brad Pitt don't cook great oxtails. Can't tell me Brad Pitt don't say, what I want, what I want Brad Pitt. Give me a chew, no, no, maybe tree. Maybe tree is set upon the bitch,

set upon the sword upon the rock. Jam rock, Jamaica run, they're out. Brad Pitt, Bradley Pitt, Bradley Jackson. Boy, you probably fast as hell in track. But Reggae, Brad, the high top fade with dreads This is the greatest use of AI I've ever seen. Yeah, Johnny Depp shit. Just go ahead and just do it Johnny Johnny you got the name Johnny. You got the swagger. You got the cheekbone Johnny he looked like a little bit of Terrence house

God AI blackface. It's legit. It's the workaround. Hey, I'd love to see that to go the other way, too I'd love to see I'd love to see like black actors and actresses turn into white people. That'd be funny, too Fuck they all look great Well, how do you do that you just go to chat GPT and you just say, hey, could you make Johnny Depp black? I'm surprised chat GPT would do that. There wouldn't be some rule against it. There was, um, there were, I can't remember how many states there were. Sorry, the details of the story aren't gonna be exactly right, but there were like two or three states or four states

or half dozen states or I don't know how many and they outlawed plastic straws and when they did that there was only one paper straw manufacturer in the United States and I remember hearing a story about this guy on some radio station and they got filthy rich. Filthy rich. He was like the only paper straw manufacturer. And I don't know if you guys have used paper straws where you guys live, but they're horrible. So like, if you go somewhere like the Jamba juice or something, and you

ask for a fucking, uh, and you get a drink and they give you a paper straw, you need like three paper straws. Because you can't, no matter how fast you drink it, that straw is gonna fucking go, not gonna make it the full drink. So you need three plastic straws. Well, of course,

of course, like everything the fucking libs do, there's no fucking forward thought in it. You know those paper straws that are really good for the environment? Well, the glue that holds it together is extremely toxic. Give me a second. A few moments later. Oh my god, people, he was right. Studies show that 90% of paper straws contain a chemical called PFAS, also known as forever chemicals. And this chemical has been linked to high cholesterol thyroid disease reducing your response at certain cancers. Alright here's a quick tip you know those paper straws are really good for the environment?

Well the glue though. The fucking glue and paper straws is fucking horrible for you but don't worry the turtles the turtles are fine uh that's how legislation works now work backwards to see the paper straw companies campaign donations right i'm gonna i'm gonna type that up real quick and see uh not not that what you said but uh how many paper straw companies in the usa I wonder if there's more than one now. There are several paper straw companies in the United States including Aardvark straws, Hoffmaster Group straws and stripes. No, now there's a shitload of them.

Paper straws became a popular replacement. They were never popular. That's the kind of dumb shit that fucking Google says. They were never fucking popular. No one's ever liked a paper straw. No one's ever been like, wow, this is a great straw. Seven best paper straws. Who's the largest manufacturer of paper straws? Hoffman Group, Inc., USA. The paper straw market is projected to grow from $4.9 billion in 2023 to $11.5 billion by 2028. God damn, that's a lot of straws. What's your straw knowledge? Paper straws. Oh, I think I've played this before, but this never ever gets old.

This never gets old. This is my favorite subject. Call me Native American instead of Indian. I'm not from India. Call me Native American instead of Indian because I'm not from India. And I agree. I would rather be called Native than Native American because the Americas was named after Amarigo Vespucci who was from Italy. Well how do you do?

White guy here, you probably won't like what I have to say, but regardless, there's a common misconception that Christopher Columbus thought he was landing in India and that's where the term Indians comes from, from a misconception about where he was in the world. That's not the case. The nation of India didn't exist until 1949. Prior to then it was called Hindustan. Now the word Indian comes from the Spanish colonial term Los Niños Indios, children of God. Indios, Indios, Indians. of God. Indios. Indios. Indians. Regardless, native, nobody's native of anywhere. Let's be real. Don't ask fucking the Navajo where they got their land

from, especially when it comes to the Zunis in regards to the second lady who chimed in on this video. And when it comes to naming the continent after an Italian guy who named it after himself, Fucking the Phoenicians named Europe, they're from the Middle East. That's how the world works, ladies. You know, roll with the punches. Sometimes people win, sometimes people lose. Sucks to suck.

Codney, Native American. All fucking idiocy. All the politically correct shit. It's all fucking idiocy all the politically correct shit. It's all fucking idiocy fucking Columbus named him children of God Indios Indios he named him children of God

Why the fuck isn't he getting credit for that? Someone said to me the other day, you know, it's weird Sometimes they can't tell the difference between Mexican and Chinese. Yeah motherfucker, because everyone in South America is fucking Chinese. And then they got fucked by the Spaniards. All the fucking Indians were fucking Chinese that came down from fucking Alaska down into fucking South America. Down through California through South America. down into fucking South America. Down through California through South America.

All the fucking native, all the Aztecs, they weren't even Aztecs, look at that name, the origin of that name up too, that's all just made up, more made up bullshit. Because it was too hard for some white guy to say. What the fuck is going on? All the politically correct shit, correct, all the politically correct shit is just, it's all horse shit.

Sevan, why aren't you having Tyson on again? I actually invited him and Hunter McIntyre to come on the KillTaylor show tomorrow. Oh, that's important. That's why I did this whole show. Tomorrow, Kill Taylor is at 12 noon. Fuck, what time is it at tomorrow? I think it's 12 noon Pacific Standard Time. I invited Tyson. I haven't heard back from Tyson. I thought Tyson. Who's in tomorrow at noon Pacific Standard Time? Oh, okay.

Yeah, so it's noon Pacific Standard Time tomorrow. The show. Yeah, and Hunter will be here. Hunter and Taylor on the same show is going to be fucking wild. Tomorrow's show is going gonna be fucking wild tomorrow's show is gonna be fucking crazy Stream yard no one hour he said hunter said I'll come on for a bit. I'll send you a link tomorrow. The people demand you.

Yeah, it's going to be crazy. Where are the Metutians originally from? I think Jesus was Armenian. Me personally. Just from the pictures I've seen. I don't hillar thought hunters take on cross it was spot-on I disagree No, what I disagree I did it Alright, alright. Hiller and I are cooking up something new. I'm really excited. I can't wait.

December's gonna be wild. Hiller and I got something so fun coming. You think Jesus was Indian? Oh, Son of God. Yeah. Fair. Yep. Good. Me too. I think you're the son of God skullcap guy I prefer you call me native not Native American

What did we decide is um, it's camel getting elected I Don't think I have an echo anymore change I changed my settings on my roadcaster. I noticed Romo hasn't said anything. Oh, this is so funny. This is, this is fucking hilarious. This lady, I think it's a lady, this lady had three fucking CrossFit gyms. This is the lady that fucking owned Hans' gym. After I got off with Hans, I kind of looked into her.

She owned three gyms. I think it's Hans. They're all gone. She did a fucking Justice for George Floyd workout. Justice for George Floyd. CrossFit Depot has stood and will always stand for diversity inclusivity and equality in our gyms It's not equality it's equity and you don't stand for it or else you would have fucking done a fucking workout for Derek Chauvin And the fucking three cops who fucking went to jail with him who didn't do shit

We exist so we can provide a safe and welcoming space for folks of all races, beliefs, identities to work out and find community. No you don't. Not for all. Not for sane people you don't. With recent events going on all across the country, and by the way you don't serve anyone now you're out of business. With recent events going on all across the country, what events?

You mean the burning down of fucking black cities and small businesses? We want to make it very clear that we stand in solidarity with our black brothers and sisters. No you don't. Well, you got shitloads of them killed by fucking believing the bullshit that fucking George Floyd was fucking killed by Derek Chauvin. And as Pride Month begins, we also, Pride Month is, I don't know what Pride Month is anymore, but it used to just be a party month for like, you know, like Christians have fucking Christmas and gives excuse for Christians to party. Pride Month was for homosexuals just to have fucking sex in the streets. That's what Pride Month is. And it's pretty, like if you're, if you're 18 and drunk, it's kind of fun to go to San Francisco and check it out. I don't know if

it's fun anymore. Now it might be, I think they've crossed the line maybe. And as Pride Month begins, we also want to make it clear, by the way, don't drink a drink Diddy gives you. And as Pride Month begins, we also want to make it clear that when we say we believe Black Lives Matter, we also mean that we believe black trans lives matter, black non-binary lives matter, and black queer lives matter. Holy fuck. I wonder what happened to this gym. God, how did they not stay in business?

If you're feeling overwhelmed by the news or current events... No, I'm feeling overwhelmed by you fucking Mons by sharing a planet with you retards Look at these fucking people I want to click on one of these do you think Courtney has She her and her. Oh, can you just tell by putting your? tell by putting your... God, if you want to make sure that you're going to be in an unhappy relationship with a man and you're a woman, date a dude who likes shit like this. Even if you're a fucking complete libtard woman, you want a fucking conservative man? Just trust me on that hate me for all my other ideas or whatever, but trust me no matter what look at this I think their last

The last post was fucking four years ago Look at this guy's wearing a shirt sounds gay. I'm. That's what Diddy's slogan was for his parties. Sounds gay I'm in. Growth expert. God damn. Un-fucking-believable. Oh look, Rob Earth follows him. I wonder what he's up to. What's Rob up to? Rob too. Oh, he's busy.

Oh shit. He's got 150,000 followers. He's killing it. Be aware of imposter accounts. There. There we go. He's got 154,001. His pronouns are health and beauty. Holy shit, that's one of the gyms that my previous boss owned. Yeah, well, she is a purveyor of victimhood. She services victims and keeps her foot on the neck of black people under the guise of helping them and gays and all that shit. She wants everyone to think they're a victim. She wants to...

Shem was the line of kings says, checking out Gypsy Mike. Many think the Native Americans were descendants of the Jews. The Bible says Japeth Gentiles would kick she's descendants out of their tents. They're fucking Chinese. I'm telling you, don't listen to the Bible if the Bible says that. Oh shit, earthquake. Just kidding. All right. Just kidding. Alright. Just treat everyone the same.

I haven't seen Am I racist yet. They wouldn't... No, I haven't seen it. I didn't see Am I a woman either. I feel bad. I want to just see them just so I can like support his um... I want to see them just so I can support his uh His projects I like what he's doing Even though sometimes I think he's a dick who can't make this up

So, um, you know Congress has paid over 17 million dollars in hush money for sexual misconduct inside of the offices in these buildings. What's more is that was taxpayer money, right? The allegation is that President Trump paid 130,000 dollars of his own money, but here in Congress we have, there may be some on this dais. I mean, I'm for turning loose all of these records. Who in here has had the taxpayer pay for their sexual misconduct charges the hush money? I bet there's some over there. There may be some over here. I don't know, but I do know it's taxpayer money. And I do know not a single penny of it has been turned in as a campaign finance expense. Is the FEC going to investigate the $17 million that the Congress has paid to settle, uh, you know, behind closed doors, these, these, uh, sexual misconduct

allegations? You kid. Unreal. Uh, can we talk more about Diddy? Sure. What do you want to talk about? I feel like I fucking talked about it to death. I feel like there's nothing. I need to read the indictment. I started reading it and I was like, when I saw there's only three counts, it was like racketeering, sex trafficking. There was nothing about minors in there. You think Schiff is a big culprit? You think he sexually harassed someone? That's disgusting. I hope it's like good-looking people. I looked into the underground tunnels. I saw the list of names. Yeah, it's

just just like I saw the underground tunnel thing. I'm just I'm just not I'm just not sold. I just something's I still like something's weird about the whole thing. Something's uh, something's not right. Do you think Diddy will try and kill himself? Yeah, I think he could be killed. Something's not right. Something's like, we don't, there's something not, like I don't trust all these fuckers. I don't trust any of these news organizations. I don't trust like, I don't know, man. There's something, something, something, something's weird like... Do I think he was giving people drugs and there was fucking crazy sex parties? Yes. E.T.E. said, so big, we... Earl's known about her accident.

Earl's known about the crash, but it seems that she lay undiscovered in the woods for hours. This is a cyclist, 18 year old cyclist who fucking crashed in some race and they didn't find her for hours. The bend has now been better marked and protected. Look at that fucking pad they put on it. Führer was active in road cycling, cycle cross and mountain biking. Führer was active in road. Last Tuesday she finished 44th

in the world junior time trials. Tuesday she finished 44th in the World Junior Time Trials. She's the current junior vice champion in road and time trial. She died. She died. She crashed her bike and they didn't find her. Yeah. I know it's... I'm not saying that two rights make it wrong. That's not what I'm saying at all. I'm not saying that she deserved it. Just pointing it out. Just point it out. Just point it out.

You do with it what you want. Oh, selling his sex videos on the dark internet. Yeah, I saw that too. But, by the way, I heard someone for the first time, I kind of heard someone explain the dark internet the other day on TV Like I thought the dark internet was bullshit But I guess there really is a dark internet Like how do you get to that? You need like a how do you get to that?

I someone explained it like on some show I was watching I was like, holy shit. There really is another fucking internet We're all like where nothing can be tracked Like where nothing can be tracked? I don't know. I've looked at that shit, too. I can't do the hurricane Helena people will want to go like I read some articles and watch some videos and looked about the storm controlling and the satellite images and it's like I don't know. Hey don't you think we would um um um Philip don't you think that like we would have seen it by now like someone would put it on the other internet like the one I use like just the regular one. Hi Jeffrey what's up twin daughters Jeffrey, what's up, twin daughters? Twin daughters, what's up, girls?

Hey. Yeah, what did happen on Epstein Island? That was a tough juxtaposition. That was a tough, from saying hi to Jeff's daughters to Epstein Island. Maybe I should have taken a deep breath or something in between those two thoughts. Anyway. Oh shit, 940.

I gotta be up and do a show soon. I can't be fucking around here. Anyway, thanks for hanging out with me guys tonight. Talk about lynchings. I already did that. Just stay up and pull an all-nighter. I got a, I'll tell you this, I'll probably say this again tomorrow I'll probably forget I should as you do but normally I've had this 40 pound D ball that I normally do front squats with I do a lot of front squats holding a 40 pound D ball lots and lots and then lately

I've been doing squat cleans again and Since I've been doing squat cleans nothing heavy, but but high rep I did like 50 the other day with 110 pounds in a workout. What did I do I did? I might this might not be right, but I think I did seven strict pull-ups five squat cleans with 110 touch and go, and seven chest to bar pull ups, strict chest to bar pull ups, and then what was the other movement?

There was some other movement, it was the third movement, and I did 10 rounds of it, and then I went back and two days later, I went and used my fucking 40 pound D ball, and it was too light I was like what the fuck that this thing feels light so today when I got home from newport my new 50 pound d-ball now I have a now I have a I mean I got I got a 20. I mean I got a bunch of little ones too I have like from two pound to 20 pound. I have so many fucking d-balls, but now I have the whole set now I have like

20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 actually do I have an 80? Yeah, I have an 80 My garage is just full of fucking giant d-balls and I get the big ones You know what I mean? So that when I hold them they're further off my midline, whatever the diameter is 18 inch diameter They're fucking huge. Oh Go Tyson Beijing. Yeah When's he playing? Does he play Sunday? Not him, but his team. Oh my god, tomorrow's, how about tomorrow night's UFC? Can you do Romanian deadlifts? I don't do them.

I don't do them. Is that the one-legged one? My wife does those, I think. Or is that the one where you just bend, is that the one you put them on your, is that the one thing where you put it on your back and you lean over and do the diddy pose? If you get what that is, I don't do that. No. Oh, Sunday against the Panthers. Are the Panthers the one that had the Heisman Trophy winner that they retired? Tyson played them last year. What was his name? Rice something? Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, identical twins. Wow. What is that?

Two, one egg, two, how does that work? My wife, is that one egg and it splits in two? Oh, Bryce Young. Yeah, Bryce Young. Thank you, Jose. I mean, Eminem yeah I think did I go to that game last year or did I watch it is that the game I went to I can't remember one egg split

One egg split. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I do those. I do those. Not heavy. I do do those. Romanian deadlift is a straight leg deadlift. Knees don't move forward. All tension in the hammies and glutes. Yeah, I like that feeling.

Yeah, I do those. Not like crazy. I don't do them in a workout. I wouldn't do them in a workout. Oh, Cameron. Big dick Cameron. Oh, Cameron. There's two people who work with the exerciser who are coming on the company. Two people who work for the exerciser company who are coming on the show. I'm gonna ask him a million fucking questions God it fucking reeks like weed in my office. I wonder why that is Did I run the bag over? Oh, I think I agitated the bag when I threw my ceo thing on there anyway Imagine if they name one of these after you, they called it the Cameron. Oh, it does.

It feels like it's pulling your off your dong. Maybe you over pumped it. I got all the pieces here. Where's the hose? I need to have all the pieces. Shit. I need to have all the pieces. I have so many fucking wad zombie cards and I need to talk to you guys about this book that Brandon Waddell wrote.

My desk is fucking crazy. Shit, what I do with the hose. Oh, oh, oh. It's in the case there's a I keep wanting to call this thing a dildo, but it's a dick pump. OK, here's the hose. Hey, how does it even work? Does one end of this hook

up to like, I don't I don't see how this thing. I don't see how this thing hooks up to your shower. Should see the pic I put on my OnlyFans. They loved it. Oh, they did. Does your dick get hard in here? Does it get hard in here? No, this thing, I haven't used this thing. It's brand new. I haven't used this thing. I'm scared to use it. Hey, I wonder if you sold them any camera and I should tell them. I should tell them that you used it on your OnlyFans. I wonder if, I bet you sold them some.

Dude, it's, it's, it's pretty fucking like, it's like's pretty fucking like it's like pretty robust Seve can I drive down to you and taper the back of your hair? Anyway, so here's the pieces to the exerciser. If I panic and I can't find them, you guys are watching the show, will you remind me that they're in the case when I have the people on? The case is just on the ground here. Fuck, it is messy in here. Half eaten passion fruit.

I went in hard, not soft. Oh, not softy, okay. I got my fucking toothpaste or pad down here. What happened? Did we lose Mary Monsoor from watching the show? Remember she used to work. Oh, look at, look at this. Mustard seed crochet, Leslie Young, owner.

I don't think I truly expressed how excited I am about that. I'm gonna redo my whole office because of that. I need to redo my whole thing. I think I'm tired of it being dark back here. You know what I mean? What do you guys think? I think I should be more like at a desk here. You know what I mean? What do you guys think? I think it should be like more like at a desk like I mean I am at a desk you guys just can't tell I'm in this big L desk with all these monitors but I think I feel like I should be I don't know I need to rework it. All right that hairline in the back is harsh man.

What do you mean? I haven't seen it. No, setup is good. All right. Got a new couch or a new camera angle or something. I'll see you guys tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. And then of course at 12 p.m. for Kil Taylor. Thanks guys for hanging out. I know it's late night. Talk to you guys soon.

Love you guys. And Mr. Cram, thank you for your service. Bye-bye.