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Did you just do it again?
Bam, we're live!
Sevan just shit himself.
We're definitely live.
I sent the wrong link? I think we are live.
I sent the link
in the chat. Okay.
Day one of the semifinals is over here in Carson, California.
Thank you to West Coast Classic, Loud and Live People,
for throwing a tremendous event.
And the venue is amazing.
What the fuck is that?
We might have some audio issues a little bit with Tyler and Taylor.
They're sharing a mic.
Andrew Hiller is here with us.
J.R. Howell is in the house.
Smells like we have some olfactory issues.
John Young is here.
Dude, it smells like my dog gets ticked.
Stefan's asshole smells like when my dog's anal glands need to come out.
How do we make it so we're like all three squares?
I fucked that up somehow.
Keep cycling it.
There you go.
Hey, why is that camera?
This?
Why don't we go to that camera?
Yeah, that camera looks sick.
You look like shit on that one.
There we go.
Oh, my goodness.
Make those guys big, please.
John, what's up, dude?
Oh, shit. We can't hear John.
Oh, John's muted.
John's muted.
There we go. Can you hear me now?
Yes, John.
Olivia, hi. What's up?
Matt, how you doing? I don't recognize
Hiller with the shirt on. Which one is he?
Sarah, hi. Barry McCockner, hi. Dallas, what's up, dude? How you doing? I don't recognize Hiller with the shirt on. Which one is he? Sarah, hi. Barry McCockner, hi.
Dallas, what's up, dude?
Dallas Cannon.
I'm matching Taylor's emotion the whole show.
See if my wife notices.
Good job.
Blade Walker in the house.
Just start talking.
Fuck the cameras.
Fair enough.
All right.
JR is pissed.
No, he is not pissed.
It's just my default expression.
Is that on shit himself?
I'm happy as a clam.
All of us, Matt Sousa is in a clam. All of us,
Matt Sousa is in the house.
Patrick Rios is here, Will Branstetter.
All of us were at the
semifinals just now in Carson, California.
It was a great time. Had a blast.
Yeah, we were.
We got to see Andrew Hiller and Dave Castro
share a space.
We got to see Taylor share a space
just with any human being
Rios did you upload the video?
I don't see it I just see the paper
Street Coffee stop motion
what?
it's what?
oh okay
Sarah Cox is here
no this is great
I want to start by just looking at the leaderboard
let's go through today oh andrew what's the big story for today coming out of carson
the biggest story burns finishing in fifth place that's not a big story i told you guys that was
gonna happen okay uh but it's a big story still yeah it's a big story just because you're the
only person who knew is trying not who's gonna win trump or biden everyone knows do we everyone
knows what everyone knows trump's winning the fucking election and if you think biden's gonna
win it's probably because you're voting for him and if you're voting for him you should step off
a cliff hey but no one knew colton no one knew colton was gonna win nobody i just i think uh
i think me and taylor uh underestimated col. We said he would be top 10.
We didn't say he would be top five.
I did not.
I did not underestimate.
You didn't say he was going to be top five.
I knew his time in training.
J.R. Howell, what's the big story?
Don't tell me I underestimated him because you did.
You didn't say top five.
You said top 10.
J.R., what's the big story coming out of Carson,
the Northwest semifinals this week so far, day one?
I think it's unpopular,
but the call that they made to shorten the distance of the run.
Can you fix that exposure on that?
I think may have prevented a lot of potential scoring issues
if athletes were time capped during the last run.
Say that again.
What about the time cap?
I think them making the call to shorten the run slightly
prevented a lot of potential scoring issues of maybe delays
and us not knowing what that leaderboard is until tomorrow morning
because of the positions of the athletes on the last run
if the time cap would have hit.
There was a lot of athletes pushing up to that 28, 29-minute mark.
Yeah.
And I think it ended
up being a good call oh you do i do why why why if there would have been a shitload of time caps
would have taken longer to um update the leaderboard so because of where the athletes started
the workout clearly there were some athletes that were really close to exiting for the run
and there were other athletes that had another close to exiting for the run. And there were other athletes that had another,
whatever,
50 meters to the run.
So how,
how would they go about calculating that distance during a time cap?
You couldn't just go off of where the athletes were during the run,
because you'd also have to factor into how much distance they have to run to
get back to their bar.
Couldn't they've just made a couple of checkpoints.
Like,
Hey,
if you're,
if you're in the tunnel yet or outside the tunnel or where you are relative to the tunnel
if you are in the burn they could have just set like four spots yeah but i think the fact that
they they weren't using chip timers and there wasn't a way to actually see all the runners
on the course and they couldn't just say hey at this 30 minute mark we know where each one of them
okay so so that was really the main reason dude i, I'm going to my room. Do you think it was because of this show that we said so many people were going to time cap?
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Tyler, what do you think the big story was today coming out of Carson?
Come back.
Come back.
No, come back.
Okay.
I can't think straight because Savon's anal glands.
I think it was.
No, no, no, no, no. I think it was
Colton. That's what I said.
I think it was Colton. Yeah. Taylor's gonna disagree
with you. Be careful. Yeah.
Taylor, honestly, how many people do you think
actually thought that Colton would be
top 10? I thought he would be
top 5. Shut up. It's because he knows
how much better is his time.
It's slower. You're full of shit.
We were in the stands, and you were like,
I did not expect that.
That's not true.
I didn't say that.
Look me in the eye and tell me that I said
you were made of prize that he got.
I didn't expect him to do the last 10 unbroken, you fucker.
Okay, fair.
That's it.
I want to say how he did it was pretty impressive.
He passed up three people in the last 10 cleaning jerks
that were ahead of him the entire time.
Magnus Holmgren, shut your mouth.
What did Magnus say?
He said he told me to grow up.
No.
We're Colton and Sam Dancer, the only ones to go unbroken on the last set.
Great meeting you guys today.
Great meeting you too, buddy.
Justin from Lucky Camera Straps.
I want to say Justin Medeiros touched and go too.
I don't know if he did all of them
he passed several people to do it i do believe justin did that too you're right
dude i walked into your room the other night and it's seriously seriously let's get through
this real quick here i walked into your other room the other night and it smelled like poop
in there like running diarrhea, like
sludge. I'm over here.
I ate a lot of cheese and salami. I was in a rush
to get on the show.
Is that true? You did that in his room?
It was poopy? His room was
so poopy. I went to talk
to him and it was so bad.
So if I'm just a little gassy
for the first part of the show, I need you just to grow up
and just be cool, dude.
I can be cool.
I have emphysema, too.
Isn't there, like, a commercial for that?
I'm getting COPD.
It's definitely a commercial for that.
Your room was horrible.
Okay.
The winner with the women is Caitlin Bernardin.
Who is that?
Who is that?
Bernardin.
I said she's a good runner.
I think that's the biggest story
because nobody,
nobody,
0.3% called that.
Definitely the biggest story.
Bernadine.
Bernadine,
yep.
Four people in the world
picked her.
Four people in the world
picked her.
Her mom,
her dad,
her coach,
and her husband.
And pool boy.
And pool boy.
Oh,
wow.
We're never going to hear
the end of that shit. No, pool boy picked the last place guy to finish first. Oh, wow. We're never going to hear the end of that shit.
Pool boy picked the last place guy to finish first.
He sure did.
Sanson.
He was 36.
He was 36.
Oh, geez.
She has zero.
She has zero.
Okay, here we go.
The last and the first.
okay here we go why do i feel like i'm gonna piss my pants right now uh let's take a look at let's play
hey help bring it back bring it back wow you guys i have to tell you the reason why we're
late to the show is we were so wiped out we came back here and we were just fucking scattered like
flies we're a mess.
This is her account.
This might even be a post from today.
Let's see. Caitlin
Bernardin opens her first ever CrossFit
game semifinal with an event
win and is the only female to finish
under the 24-minute mark. Welcome to the
tennis stadium. She PR'd or cleaned her
too 50 times. Oh,
man, she didn't even she walked celebrating she's
not even tired it's like ricky and she and she was in heat one is that right does anyone here
have her on their radar anyone yeah i'm not gonna win i think brian friend made a video on her like
four years ago she was someone to look for yeah i heard for i heard about her from brian and i
actually had her to win.
I also heard that Devin Kim
was going to get third place in this competition,
and she took 35th place in this event.
Did I say that?
No, Brian did.
Well, this isn't about him or you. It's about me.
It's about Johnny Young.
Devin Kim is still going to take third.
No, she's not.
Spiegel's going to take fourth. Careful guys.
Oh,
what did Spiegel take?
Okay.
We're going to,
we're going to make our way through this women's leaderboard.
We're going to try to you guys.
I hope you're ready.
If you would have told me that Spiegel and bill Leahy were going to tie
into that one shooting heroin.
Oh yeah.
That's pretty rough.
How is Bill doing?
How is Bill doing?
Have you talked to him?
Yeah.
How's he doing?
Is he hurt?
Wounded?
Emotionally?
Yeah, you can probably see.
He was a little down.
He'll be good.
For those of you who didn't see the race,
as they left the stadium in heat to the men,
trailing in the back was Colton and Fikowski.
Sprague didn't fool around.
He took the lead early on.
And then the whole pack went.
And then at the very – oh, and you know who else was with Sprague up in the front?
It was Scott Tetlow.
And Tetlow was a – if that was a three-round workout,
Tetlow might have won that, at least top three.
But it's a five-round workout.
It's a little bit of a false appearance though,
because he had to go around the whole entire circle.
He didn't actually get back to the barbell until five guys had gotten there.
Great.
Okay.
Uh,
good point.
Great point.
Anyway,
uh,
with,
with the women here,
let's go back to the women.
Emily Rolfe took second,
uh,
20 seconds after a Caitlin,
uh,
Hattie,
uh,
can you, can you, can you, I heard, I spoke to her, uh, several times, 20 seconds after, Caitlin. Howdy. Can you?
Can you?
I spoke to her several times.
Cool chick.
Third semifinals.
Hoping to make it to the games.
Abigail Domet.
Holy shit.
Great placement.
What about her?
If you don't know.
Now you know.
Now you know.
I spoke to her leading up, and she was like,
I don't want to be remembered for last year.
I'm almost embarrassed.
This is sort of my coming out party.
Dude, she looks like something special.
She looks fierce.
J.R., you got thoughts?
Yeah, I mean, I think we made our picks this morning on Shut Up and Scribble,
and I think I had her third on the podium.
I was just thinking that she was going to put something good together this weekend.
I did not expect her to come out and look that good in the first workout.
So I think the rest is chalk.
I think she's going to stay where she's at pretty much all weekend,
just within the top five, six, seven.
Yeah, and her headspace is fantastic.
So is Hattie's, Hattie's, Hattie's, Hattie's.
I didn't think she had a – go ahead, Chair.
I was going to say I talked to Hattie's coach.
Who's her coach?
Tristan Patrick.
He coaches –
Oh, a double first-namer.
Coaches –
That's not her boyfriend, that guy hanging out with her with the ponytail and the hat?
What's her coach look like?
Is her boyfriend with him too?
Maybe.
There were two dudes with her. Okay, anyway, go ahead. Yeah, I just talked to her coach look like is her boyfriend with him too she's maybe there were two dudes with her okay anyway go ahead yeah i just thought her coach um but yeah he he was actually a crucible he had
like three athletes they're competing too we've developed a good relationship over the past few
months i asked if there was a event coming up that they were kind of concerned about and he really
didn't have anything like he he said like the biggest thing with her was her
actually coming here looking at the ladies to her left and right and beating them in the first
workout knowing hey i belong so now she has the confidence and knows hey like i can qualify for
sure he said she'll finish the snatch ladder easy i mean i asked him about a few of the workouts
that are usually um potential uh deal breakers for some of the women which would be
the legless and the snatch and he said he wasn't concerned that's my dark horse can you guys think
of any athletes who show up on year one or year two and already seem like veterans
dallin dallin but but i mean he's still at his growing pains he finished 19th the first year
but you could just tell when i watched him in the semifinal.
Medeiros?
Yeah, odd year, but I would still say.
Yeah, that's a good call.
But I would say, like, even seeing Dallin at the semifinal that year,
even though he took 19th, like, watching him execute some of the workouts in person was pretty impressive.
Because Abigail's walking around like she's done this 10 times.
I mean, she went to the games last year.
Yeah, microphone, microphone.
I mean, John is the one that put her on my radar.
I had no idea about her.
He was like, hey, this girl's probably going to qualify.
Yeah, she
seems cocksure.
Jake, why is it that the West Coast Classic
can't cover event one, but Torian
nailed it?
That's CrossFit.
Lindsey Martin, fifth place. Carissa Stapp sixth place janie chevry seventh
place ariel lowen eighth place america's fittest woman yeah and i honestly thought what is what
does that say it doesn't say anything but i thought she would place better like she'll be
fine she's gonna be great she'll uh it does i do she's got a good shot to win event two.
Wait, no, no, no, John.
Better chances than no one.
I actually think she's my pick to win event two.
I think Domet's got a shot to get second place.
I have her third too, but she got a 12-point gap on low end,
and I think there's events she can beat low end at,
and I don't know if there's going to be any huge separation in events between the two of them well that leads me to my next question
do you think that of these seven girls that are ahead of ariel now do you think any of them finish
ahead of her on the final day who's ahead of her right now uh emily roll Caitlin, Hattie, can you? Jesus Christ. Jesus
fucking Christ, dude.
We're not. No one's coming back.
Jesus Christ.
Abigail Domet, Lindsay
Martin, Carissa Stapp,
Janie
Chevery, and then there's
Ariel Lowen. Do you think any of those girls finish?
Ariel beats all those girls?
I think Domet's the only one. I would say Domet's the only one.
Yeah.
Ariel is about to unzip and flop.
Excuse me?
Next two days, she's unzipping and flopping.
Excuse me?
That's a metaphor for she's going to pull out a huge dong.
That's a metaphor for the guy Savon looked at in the bathroom today.
Damn.
I did see a penis in the bathroom today.
You said it was the biggest thing you'd ever seen.
You said this guy's cock was thicker than my forearm. No, it's not the biggest cock
I've seen, but it was, it was bigger than mine. It was huge. It was just me and him in the bathroom.
It was just me and him in the bathroom. And it was a guy, it was a fat guy, um, with a, his arm
in a sling. And I was watching him. Like, I was like, Oh, this guy's got a maneuvers cock cock out of his pants with one hand and i was taking a piss and i looked over at him and he pulled his
cock out and it was it was nuts how tall is he my height yeah it's short dude how big was it
and it wasn't hard right no oh that's disgusting no i don't think it was what do you mean you don't
think it was i mean you couldn't tell because you touch it?
You can't tell just by looking?
These are all great questions.
That's why you're a fantastic journalist.
Thanks.
Did you ask him?
Hey, let me tell you.
It was so big that I looked over, and then I looked away, and it was so big.
I was like, did I really see that?
You know what I mean?
I was like. Like deja like deja vu yeah kind of what did you do next did you i put my
put my dick away while i was still peeing yeah it was crazy are we talking like 11 inches i don't
know it was just it was i could see like the the the last like five inches of it
and it was like thick like you know what i mean like his pants are blocking i mean you could tell
there was a lot you ever see it was so thick yeah they're like yeah little codes you ever seen one
of them okay one time i was hunting and my cousin i was with my cousin hunting and he left our blind to take a
shit and he just walked right in front of the blind to pull his pants down and what came out
of his ass looked like a can of raid ornate spray dude it was that big around it was that big around
of like that long of a turn you laid it out it looked like it looked like a pipe bomb dude that's
a camping deuce.
That's because you were just the kind of food you eat when you can't.
It was crazy, but he's the skinniest guy ever, and I couldn't figure out how his butthole opened up that wide.
Animals smell shit.
Yeah, dude.
We quit the hunt for sure.
We were fucked.
Kendall Gilmore, ninth.
Brittany Chestnut.
Hey, are we surprised that we don't recognize any of these names?
No. Outlier workout?
It's kind of like I've had one of the open.
Randos are going to go up there.
Why? Because of the nature of the workout?
People are good runners that aren't
necessarily good
CrossFitters.
They're all elite CrossFitters.
How do you think Bernadine does from here on out?
Who?
The chick who won it.
Yeah, the girl who won this workout.
Yeah, you think – is Kaylin going to qualify?
She's going to smash.
Pool Boy says she's going to do good in event two,
but I don't want to trust Pool Boy.
I don't think she makes it.
Draftville Sansom is going to win event one too.
Alex Kazan, 11th place.
That's a good finish for her.
I thought she would finish a little higher than that, but it's not.
Outside the top 10 is not a great finish.
But it's not terrible. It's just you'd expect
a little bit better, but it's fine.
You don't want outside the top
10 with that kind of...
Who are you competing with? Ariel
Lowen's her biggest competition, and she's only
four spots from her. Don't sleep
on Danny Spiegel, dude.
Julia Holm, 12th place. Gabriella Spence.
Bethany Flores, 14th.
Dude, Bethany looks great.
She blew up in that event, though.
You mean
in the fifth round, she got
passed by a shitload of people?
She was third in the heat
in round three, and then she ended up
14th.
Emily White, 15th.
You happy with that, Taylor?
You going to give her a call?
Have you talked to her?
I haven't messaged her yet.
I was hoping for a little better.
I think she was too, maybe.
Stacey Larum, Haleah
Kanthak, Kyra Milligan.
Kyra Milligan, 18.
Great finish for Kyra Milligan.
That's a great finish for her.
It's arguable
who that was a
bigger finish for, her or Olivia.
I would say maybe it's for Olivia
because I think with the workouts that
are left,
no one expected her to finish top 20, top half,
and she's going to destroy a lot of the workouts. She's probably going to get first, second, or third on event five.
She's going to destroy the last workout because of the echo bike and the lunge.
She's going to rip the row in event four.
So other than the legless workout, I think Olivia is walking into the games
just after this top 20 finish.
What about Kyra?
I think she's got a great shot.
I mean, you could talk to John, but –
Olivia was top 20.
She was 20th.
Yeah, yeah.
I know there was a lot of discussion last night about comparing her
to some of the other bigger, stronger athletes like Danny,
like who would finish
higher and i mean she she showed a lot of fitness on that uh the i didn't see her do the first round
of uh cleaning jerks but i saw her run in and it was just like then i saw her run out
so she must have just been smashing that's how the workout went though
but fat but yeah thank you uh Mariana Meza from Mexico.
19th place.
Olivia Kerstetter, 20th.
JR was just commenting on her.
Did we have Olivia Kerstetter in our top 10?
Top 10 to qualify?
I have her as the last person to make it.
All right.
Trista Smith, 21st.
That's good.
That's pretty good.
Hey, this workout's weird, dude.
Why are all these short people dominating?
Hey, dude, that's good for her.
She's a kid.
Was there like a shortcut for the short people that they changed?
How did Kelsey Keel do?
Hold on a sec.
When I saw Trista Smith come back into the warm-up area,
and she was fucking like a bowl of Lucky Charms.
Happy as a kitten.
Your leprechaun?
Yeah, she was stoked.
And she got good people around her.
Adam Neifer, Justin Medeiros.
She got good people around her.
Adam Neifer is a happy leprechaun.
Alex DeGarmo.
Rebecca Fusile.
Another happy leprechaun.
I'm a little surprised.
I was hoping for better. Yeah. Garmo, Rebecca Fusile. Another happy leopard. A little surprised.
I was hoping for better.
Yeah.
Not a lot better, but it's not great.
Who the fuck is shocked that Kelsey Kiel's 24th?
Kelsey Kiel, 24th.
I honestly think she's happy with that, man.
It could have been way, way worse.
She's not qualifying.
She can qualify with that, for sure. No way. I heard there's a prop that on the heat one danny's not uh kelsey peterson 25th
uh nicole mahenny uh alia miller that so that's sean sweeney's athlete brandon buckets yep no
no it's sean sweeney yep uh danny sp 28th. Dude, she didn't do bad, dude.
Danny Spiegel.
Dude, 28th?
She can still qualify from 28th for sure.
We saw someone in week one qualify with a 30th.
You're going to see two people do that this week.
Do you have any athletes?
Who's the second one?
Someone.
Do you have any athletes that you look at and you're like,
man, I hope that person doesn't qualify?
You're closer.
Yes.
Who?
Who, John?
Who, John?
Who, John?
We're talking about her.
Let's go.
Me and John on the same page.
How do you get to a point where you don't want someone to qualify?
Because I don't like them.
Yeah, I don't like them.
They act like such a super douche.
Did you guys hear that?
I did.
Sevan just broke his stool with a fart, dude.
Don't smile, dude.
Listen, I don't like what you're saying about Danny and my body's reacting.
I don't like what you're saying about Danny and my body's reacting.
It's going to fucking destroy this room.
You're bigger and stronger than me and I feel threatened, so I sprayed.
All this man meat in front of me, and I sprayed.
What are you going to do?
Holy shit, I'm going to piss. I defend Haley all the time by just farting.
It's disgusting.
I agree with JR, though.
This finish does not mean that she's out.
She's definitely, dude, she's not out.
She's a world-class athlete.
Which one?
Danny Spiegel.
Danny Spiegel, yes.
She's a world-class cheater.
She won the Titan Games, dude.
Oh, my God.
Morgan Porter, this is also a good finish for her.
She talks about not being great at running.
So, you know, I'm not sure if she's happy about a
29th but it could have gone worse for hey listen here's the thing i don't recognize any of these
people's names ahead of them so so except for like three or four so those are all has been
so far and i think that there's a good chance that sydney and danny are still in it because
there's just a lot of new meat out there
and it's untested and a lot of them are going to take what you're saying a lot of them are going
to take 28th and 32nd yes still to come in the yes so the leaderboard is going to do a lot of
flopping and that's what we saw after week one the leaderboard would flip after every event but
especially on that last day when you've got three scores half the workouts still to come out yeah
I don't think Sidney's out uh Katrina. Yeah, I don't think Sydney's out.
Katrina Olsen?
You don't think Sydney's out? No.
Mikalyshyn? Where was she at?
Dude, that's going to be her worst workout.
The difference between Danny Spiegel and Sydney Mikalyshyn
is that Sydney doesn't
have home runs coming to her.
Danny Spiegel has potential home
runs that she will have. Danny Spiegel doesn't win the last
three events, dude. No, she's not. Danny Spiegel's not home runs that she will have. Danny Spiegel's going to win the last three events, dude.
No, she's not. Danny Spiegel's not going to win
the final. She can't do a single fucking muscle-up.
John, is that true? John, I want
you to take off your, whatever bias
you have towards her. Is she
going to win any events, Danny Spiegel, here?
No.
JR, you don't think she's going to win
the snatch ladder? She's fast, dude.
She lost to Chloe Wilson at the West Coast Classic
in the exact same event.
Chloe Wilson. She lost to that girl.
Same weight.
I would say she has a better chance of
doing
higher on event six, unless
someone wants to talk me out of that.
Her muscle-ups?
She doesn't do a single
fucking rep, bro. i think she could break
the muscle ups hammer the bike and still do really really good because i don't think she's gonna have
to put the dumbbells down yeah but john do you not think that sydney mccullishan could win three
event three because i do i don't know i think you guys are grossly underestimating
he's a legitimate athlete he's an amazing swimmer You don't think she'd get top three on that?
When you run that way,
stop it.
If you run like a
block of dookie,
like somebody compressed you into a brick
shaped piece of turd,
and that's how you run, you're not a great athlete.
If you can't fucking run,
that's the most fundamental thing to being a human being. can't running bro i don't give a shit if you have to pick the top three on event three
who is it if alex wins which i don't think is a bad call i think she's definitely the favorite
but what event is that a legless road climb echo bike box would you not be sitting in the top three
no i i would say alex and then ariel and then probably Bethany Flores. Oh, wow.
Okay.
That'll be good to see.
So you really don't think in comparatively to the men, it being a bigger, taller athlete,
you think because the box is kind of irrelevant, you think if it was a 30-inch box, it would
favor the taller athletes more?
Because Sydney's going to be able to hammer the bike.
She's big.
She's big.
She's going to be able to hammer the bike.
She's a big human.
And she's not going to be bad at the leg lifts. She's not going to be able to hammer the bike she's big she's big she's a big human and she's she's not
going to be bad at the legless she's not going to be bad i will i will take i will take every
she's going to be really good at the legless girl over she's not going to be bad girl all of them
every day all day because in the women's field there's there's so many less women that are just
capable of doing the legless without stopping and resting.
But more than three.
Yeah.
Chris Beecherfield is a good runner.
I like Chris.
But by the way, all of these women are imposing.
Like we're getting down to that caliber of athlete.
There's no slouches out there.
Not even 40th place.
It's crazy.
I was looking at Amy Hosking and and I was a freak of nature.
They're all freaks of nature.
Hannah Erickson, Sienna Lalonde, Devin Kim, 35th.
Yeah, she has been.
She's 22, Holbrook.
Oh.
She's not a has-been.
She's a team athlete that won the games on a team.
She's the same as Jorge Fernandez.
He's going to jump into the men's field and suck balls.
Sorry, buddy.
It's the same case.
Jorge sucks.
He doesn't scare me, dude.
He's smaller than me.
He's big, dude.
He's smaller than me, shorter, and he talks like he has a labia.
Are you jealous of his hair?
No.
You're jealous of his hair.
You have him confused with another Jorge.
Dude, I've literally met him.
He's shorter than me.
Allison Scuds.
And I've been to fucking prison.
You think that guy's been to prison?
He's been to prison.
Is Devin Kim just going to have a rude awakening here?
Is that what's happening?
Hey, Sailor, tell.
I think this will be her worst event.
I think this will be her worst event,
but I just don't think she's as good as everybody else seems to think i think when team athletes jump into individual as taylor just said
it's not it does not work out like you're not this awesome thing and i'm not saying she can't become
really good and make the games as an individual i just think it's going to take a couple years
fair enough thank you for being a sober voice john i
want to explain something here real quick ken i love you to death but i gotta explain about the
rest of us i gotta explain something to you i turned that fan on this is gonna be sick
all you fucks in the comments just take take a moment listen to this
oh my god the fan makes it so much worse you thought i was helping i wasn't helping
listen jesus listen stop guys stop a second i gotta say something kim walters says taylor
you're semi at yours you're a semi final athlete that lost to a garage athlete and kill taylor
you can't judge anything by kill taylor i judge so smells so fucking bad hey listen all you
pussies in the comments wanting to see me fail next weekend,
this is exactly the type of shit I need to fucking hear.
So keep it coming.
And when you see me next week, I'm going to fucking take Heat One.
I'm going to stretch him out like a fucking rubber band,
and I'm going to break all those fucking pussies.
Did you just watch a wrestling match, Taylor?
He had a C4.
That was a Hulk Hogan impression if I've ever heard one. match, Taylor? He had a C4 like 15 minutes ago.
That was a Hulk Hogan impression if I've ever heard one.
I met Aubriana Monts-Placeur. How old is she?
She looked like she was 12.
Oh yeah, she's 12. 20.
Cool chick.
She and my wife, apparently.
She emailed your wife? No, she and my wife
apparently are 12. Oh yeah, your wife looks 12 too.
Hey, I did a workout today that would take all these semi-finals bend them over and gape them
mariana bell uh elisa moore and uh jamie hagaya the oldest athlete in the field takes 40th
okay taylor you're going to do great. Fuck you, Graciano.
That was the best comment.
We're going to come back to the women shortly
and tell you who's going to win event two and three tomorrow with the women.
James Sprague on the men's side, first place.
Any surprise, Taylor?
Nope, he was my pick.
Taylor?
My boy, James.
Did I pick James or i'm pretty
sure i picked james did i yeah i picked james jr yeah he was awesome i mean i when you heard that
they were gonna use the steps use the berm use a terrain that wasn't just flat like you could just
tell like he's gonna attack a workout like this um not even really caring if he comes out a little
bit too hot because with his capacity he's still still going to be able to maintain and hurt. Like, yeah, this was a,
this was a home run for him. He came out ahead and he, uh, stayed in the lead the entire race.
I think coming into the third or the fourth round or no leave, leaving the cleaning jerks in the
third or fourth round, Fikowski was right behind him. I mean like two steps, but he held the lead
the entire time. I did speak to him after the event and he said that the steps were huge for him yeah because he cracked the code
on coming down and made a ton of time which was jump all the way from the top straight yeah
basically who did that sprague said he was skipping three steps at a time or something
or people were either just doing one at a time or two at a time. And he said he skipped three and it sounded like he got a little reprieve
from it and made a lot of time.
He said that every round he made a shitload of time.
So he,
he,
he cracked the code on the steps,
uh,
Brent Fikowski.
So Brent comes into those of you who saw it.
Brent came in and the final round to do the clean and jerks after the last
run,
he was down by four reps and then he did five unbroken.
Awesome. Yeah. I was almost made a $1,000 bet with Dylan Lowe in the stands that he would do his
last, he would do six of his last 10 clean and jerks touch and go. And we almost shook hands
and I didn't shake it. And when Brent comes in and started going touch and go, I was freaking
out. And then he stopped at five and I was pretty happy. And just, just before we move on, Heidi,
this is absolutely insane that you would comment this because you literally make comments about sucking
men's penises on the show and you're saying that i am too much go to brian friend's podcast see ya
uh wilma uh taylor's hat is sick as fuck trump 2024 thank you
wilma well i think i think you're a great person, Heidi. I don't.
I'm pissed.
That made me feel insecure about myself.
John, why did you say that? Do you think Heidi's
a great person? Did you feel bad for her?
Like Taylor was too rough to her? Did you feel like you had to
compensate for him? Yeah.
Okay, fair enough.
I've never said such a thing.
So Brent Fikowski
was if he would have held all 10 which i spoke to him afterwards and he did say that it was an option he could have
gone he could have gone for it he didn't say he would get it but he said it was an option
that motherfucker um would he have won i say he would have won he'd be great yes yes yes yes if he would have held it he would have won and let
me tell you one more thing jay for james said it wasn't an option yeah i have a conversation
you're going to see in the behind the scenes james says it was not an option to do 10 in a row
and fukowski said it was but he put it down at five and decided to go three two or two three
but it's like one of the situations where it's six to one half dozen the other because james they left to go on the last run really really close together right james
came in 20 seconds earlier so it's one of those things do you do you run a little slower and go
touch and go or think you can go touch and go or do you if you're james do you just say
hey mentally i know i can get away from him on the run i don't know if i can hold on to the bar
and also he knows he can get away from it on the run. I don't know if I can hold on to the bar. And also he knows he can get away from it on the run.
And when you come in 20 seconds ahead,
you can look at him and pace your cleaning jerks off where he is.
I agree.
But listen,
listen again.
They came in.
This is,
this is the story that I'm piecing together from interviewing both of them.
They came in.
The cows,
he came in way behind him.
Didn't seem like he had a chance.
He started doing touch and go.
He became within one rep of James.
He told me in the interview, he's not sure if he would have done all 10 in a row,
but it was an option. He could have kept going. He could have gotten six. He could have gotten
seven. He didn't know where it was going to fade. Whereas James said it wasn't an option for him.
Did you ask him why didn't he then?
Uh, I think I did. And I, and I i forgot what he said he said miscalculation and
well no i uh i forget he answers that question though in the interview you pay the 20 bucks
i mean i he was really i think it's irrelevant because he didn't he put the bar down you think
it's irrelevant he did it it may be irrelevant this but it was an option for me to call in on
call taylor and beat him i I didn't. You're irrelevant.
John Young, you will never beat me in a workout.
Ever.
Ever.
Okay, everyone, potty break.
Let's take a deep breath.
We'll be back in 50.
You didn't do parallel handstand pushups.
You scaled them.
We'll be back in 58 seconds.
Robin. Thank you. Damn. I'm bummed I missed that.
Back to regular.
What do you mean? Right here?
Okay.
I think I was on this the whole time.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, John. Thanks, John.
I'm here before
Crazy Hiller
and Crazy Taylor come back. Thank you.
Thank you for
holding down the show.
I don't think I'm doing much.
Trying not to laugh.
It's a lot harder than first.
I'm involved now.
Maybe we just calm it down a little bit.
Hey, can we talk about the Fikowski thing?
Why would he say that he could do it if he did it?
Why would he just not do it?
Why would – because he thinks that if he failed, it would be –
Right, right, right, right, right.
He was playing – he's just playing to get – he's trying to win.
He was strategizing.
And when he said he strategized wrong, but it wasn't that the door was closed crazy hillers back i think you guys are misunderstanding
what i'm saying i think they're misunderstanding i don't know if you are jared i'm not i'm not
i'm just saying he had options in his strategy in his strategy he did it wrong james didn't have
options in his strategy he'd committed to one and it was to come in at that time and then start
going and in and they all told me this
madaris told me this too in an interview that they were handling as you get to that fifth round
everything's out the door and you're just reassessing after every rep reassessing after
every rep and and and james told me that he he thought gave thought for a second hey could i do
touch and go and he decided i can't right but fukasi could have done a sixth rep yeah but he strategized not
to he wasn't making excuses by the way it sounds like an excuse no no no we were we were we were
just we were just we were just discussing it in terms of options and i said do you think you could
have done all 10 and i don't remember who else was with me in the interview but me and the guy
told fukaski hey if you would have done all 10 you would have won and would have won. And Fikowski's like, yeah, maybe I should have tried.
I don't know if I could have done it, but he
had it in him to try.
Yeah, I see what you're saying. So you're saying that
he didn't break because he had to.
He broke because he thought it would get him
the fastest.
Seven.
And he does seven. But does he
take a step back and
rest so much that his last three singles are actually slower than if it would have just broken five? And he's only. But does he take a step back and rest so much that his last three singles
are actually slower than if it would have just broken five?
And he was only 10 seconds behind Sprague.
And I also want to say this, that's something I saw on Sprague.
I was interviewing Sprague right as they went to the corral.
And he's always super chill, super fun.
Not chill.
He's never chill.
But he's super fun, lighthearted.
About 10 seconds before he went
to the corral he kind of like changed i'd never seen that side of him before it's porphan time
yeah he turned into a fucking fighter and it was a trip i've seen that he tried to yeah it was you
seen that yeah and it was like and so when he came back i asked him about that too that and that was
like that's how i always am unless i think i'm gonna lose an event that i don't give a fuck
just as you go to the corral you you turn into a fucking monster. Yeah. The only difference is Taylor gets like that 20 minutes before the workout
starts.
Or an hour.
Oh, who's this guy?
Chris Abaro.
Chris.
All right.
So first of all, I think we should put some respect on this man's name.
Nope.
It is.
It is.
I borrow.
And if it's way cooler, that's I borrow.
Why is that cooler?
Chris I borrow.
Chris I borrow sounds cooler than Chris I borrow.
Why do you think that?
I disagree.
I think Ibarra sounds cooler.
You disagree.
It's okay.
Two to one.
Yeah, you're wrong.
Matt, what do you think?
Ibarra or Ibarra, which is cooler?
Ibarra.
Fuck off.
Oh, I saw this dude back there.
Who trains him?
Is he a Heppner athlete?
Yeah, so he works out with Heppner a lot.
I think Justin Rhodes and Olivia Kerstetter. His guy who helps out with his stuff a lot his name is steven tackett good
friend of mine was a member at the gym moved out west um super cool dude it was really really fun
to just watch him run up and down the steps after every round almost like he's doing the workout
with him like it was just really fun to see him go head to head against, I mean, a legend like Pat and like,
I'm sure they really,
really both needed and enjoyed the push to have each other in that workout.
Yeah.
Them pushing each other was very good for both of them.
He doesn't look like a runner.
No,
he's a thick dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Military,
military makes a runner out of you.
Yeah.
He,
and his girlfriend's wearing a cool hat.
Yeah.
They run a fuck ton of military, dude.
I'm going to join the military.
And the way he did the workout.
Dude, Hiller would be a rage killer.
I'm just going to run a lot.
You would be such a good Marine.
I want to look like JR.
Just a fucking meathead.
I'm going to run.
Yeah, John, he kind of like, I mean, there was no question.
He was within.
I mean, he was top three the whole workout.
He was not just came out from behind or came out too hot and held on.
He looked like he paced it.
Hey, Bill Leahy needs to sign up for military.
And Pat freaking blew up.
You think he put on his haircut?
Pat tried to make a statement and then blew up,
and his time is still great.
He still had a great event.
Wait, what happened to Vellner?
What happened to Vellner?
Oh, shit, whatever. He just got really – he got great. He's still at a great event, but wait, what happened to Belner? What happened to Belner? Oh shit.
Whatever.
He just got really, he's, he got slow.
He, he was, he, he hit his threshold and he went a little over it.
And I think he did that perfectly though.
He needed to do that because he was in the first heat.
If he finished the workout.
Yeah.
Right.
But I think if he would have ran the workout where he built his intensity and finished
feeling good, he would have felt like, Ooh,
I don't like,
I don't know how I feel about that because I'm in the first heat.
You know what I mean?
He had to,
he had to cross the line just a little bit.
And he did it in the perfect way. It was just interesting to see him versus Chris though.
Cause they were all both neck and neck.
And then Pat took off in the second and third round.
And then Chris gained on him a little bit and then just push,
push past him. And the last two rounds,
especially the last one when he went touch and go.
It was hot as fuck today out there.
No, no, no.
I got sunburned.
Listen to this.
I got sunburned sitting in the stands.
I felt like I was a baked potato.
The only thing hot as fuck is Chrissy Barra's girlfriend.
Listen, it was not fucking hot at fuck is Chrissy Barra's girlfriend. Listen,
it was not fucking hot at all. It was overcast all day.
About his girlfriend or the heat?
No, not about his girlfriend.
Stefan knows a girlfriend
when he sees one.
That's a girlfriend.
Congratulations to Chris. Does he keep it up?
Does he qualify, Jer?
I think he qualifies.
I know just from talking to Stephen that they've taken a whole year
because of how the max snatch went last year and just focused on lifting
because he's extremely fit and he's skilled,
and they're confident in a lot of places.
But working on his max snatch was just something they needed to work on.
He gets to do the snatch ladder
he said he's gonna finish it well under the cap as long as he hits his 265s and doesn't miss like
he has no reason to think that he's not going to do well what was his max snatch last year
um i want to say he was someone like victor that like what he hit was 265 and then victor came out
and smoked the ladder and this workout is not just whoever's the strongest is going to do the best.
I mean, you've got to be really, really fit.
You've got to have a great battery on the barbell,
and you've got to not make a mistake.
John, do you know a lot about him?
I think he finished fifth.
John is frustrated, though, that you think he's going to qualify.
I think he finished.
So I think he finished fifth in the quarters,
and he's one of those ones like Bill and Pat
that got a major penalty on the step-ups. And That actually might have been good for him to not have that, hey, this guy's top five.
We expect him to do well. He just flew under the radar. If you're someone like him, you've never
qualified, and you start the weekend off, you do one workout on the first day, and you smoke it,
that gives you a ton of confidence. You've got a good buffer.
Sorry, we were all
distracted. Tyler is disrobing over here.
Does anyone
else think he's going to make it top 10?
No. Whose place is he going to take,
JR?
If he makes it, then
somebody else can't make it. Whose
place is he going to take?
There are some athletes that have
a hill to climb now.
What the hell sort of pun was that?
I'm incredibly sunburned.
A hill, JR?
They didn't have to run a hill.
What sort of hill?
A Leahy hill.
Patrick Belner.
A bill.
You might say.
We're all believers, man.
Wow. That's good good that was rough okay uh billy rough oh no sorry not billy patrick velner a fourth place
and then and then the story of the of the of the friday colton mertens fifth place 24 04 47
he obliterated that workout and he was he was a lot slower than what he did in testing i
think he ran it on a runner so the course is still a little long i think the stairs added some time
but man yeah lived up to the hype he lived up to my hype dude he he he surpassed the hype yeah
which is great and i was screaming in the stands, dude.
They were next to me.
I was like, let's fucking go.
For him to pass Quant in the last minute.
I was like a bench sevenfold.
Go ahead, John.
That's awesome.
He passed Quant in the what?
He passed Quant like in the last two clean and jerks.
What?
Quant was literally four clean and jerks ahead of him.
And then he did 10 touch and go.
It smells like sevens. he did 10 touch and go unbroken. He smells like Savant.
Yeah, 10 touch and go.
Hey, did you guys think anyone was going to do that?
Yeah, Sam Dancer.
Abigail Domet did, which was savage.
She's a monster.
Samuel Quant looked great, too.
Usually does, unless he doesn't.
He did what he has to do.
He usually does, unless he doesn't.
This guy, Maximilian Krieg, looked impressive. This is a big man. I usually does unless he doesn't. This guy Maximilian Krieg looked impressive.
This is a big...
I think he's going to qualify.
He's a good runner.
So is Chris Ibarra.
Ibarra.
Let me say this real quick
before you talk about Maximilian.
I want to talk about Justin for a second.
Justin did all 10 of his
clean and jerks unbroken
and he beat Maximilian by 11 seconds, 10 or 11 seconds.
So if he wouldn't have done that, he wouldn't have beat Maximilian, right?
Right, right.
Correct. Same with Cole Sager.
He passed Cole Sager on those clean and jerks too?
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
What do you guys think about the way Justin looks?
Same.
He looks fine.
Yeah, he's not as chunky as last year, which is nice.
Patrick, we know.
You don't have to be the smart guy in the chat, bro.
What do you say?
Max is in the Army.
We know, dude.
No, I didn't, Patrick.
He competed at Crucible.
He competed at Crucible.
He beat the brakes off Will Leahy.
I know that he's in the Army, bro.
Relax.
Careful, man.
Relax.
This isn't the Max Krieg show.
It's not all about him.
Patrick, don't listen to him.
You're right.
This is the Bill Leahy show.
Bring it back to Bill.
Hey, there's an elementary school over here, okay?
So.
Oh, Jesus.
So what are you doing here?
You should be getting the hell out of here.
Max and Bill and Krieg.
I interviewed Justin after the workout.
He seems great.
Great headspace.
Looks mature.
Just a great dude. What happened to that? I'm excited. It's going to be a good weekend. He's going to be in the He seems great. Great headspace. Looks mature. Just a great dude.
What happened to that? I'm excited. It's going to be a good weekend.
What happened?
Oh, that was John.
I'm okay. I just needed to cover my camera for a minute.
And sometimes
we don't know
everything that
you guys know.
So we didn't know.
I didn't know he's in the Army. So Patrick, keep it up.
Justin Medeiros is not in the Army.
Cole Sager.
That's what Patrick Clark said.
When did he go to the Army?
I don't know, dude.
He's in the chat saying Justin Medeiros is in the butt pirate Army.
Didn't Cole Sager retire?
Justin beat five guys with those unbroken ten reps.
I liked Justin a lot after that event, and let me tell you why.
Excuse me?
Yeah, yeah.
I changed my complete 180.
Damn.
He said the same thing about Austin after he did bar-facing burpees really fast.
So go ahead.
Go ahead.
Had nothing to do with the touching go cleaning jerks.
And let me just tell you, like maybe a month ago, I DMed Justin.
I was like, hey, buddy, you're a loser.
Out of the blue. You just texted.
Yeah.
And his response,
his response was awesome.
His response was pretty hilarious.
He was like,
Hey,
thanks man.
Great job this weekend.
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, workout. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So far, so far. That was very particular, dude.
He manifested that.
Honestly, I think Justin manifested that.
You told me he's a shaman?
No.
He is a shaman of something, dude.
But I'm going to tell you this.
When he was out there today, he went over and he fucking dabbed up
and said good job to every competitor lying on the floor.
And to me, I'm very intuitive.
I have a very good judge of character.
It didn't look like in a...
It wasn't like...
He wasn't big dicking people.
He was doing a freaking wizard spell
to him as a shaman.
Or that. He was manifesting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why do you think you're an amazing judge of character?
He is.
I 100%. Except he picked a lesbian for a girlfriend once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do you think you're an amazing judge of character? He is.
I tell him basically every day.
Except he picked a lesbian for a girlfriend once.
I never did that, dude.
I didn't pick her for a girlfriend.
You told that story four times on the car ride home from the fucking bedroom.
Stop, stop.
Andrew, you did a 180 on... You fuckers are getting in trouble.
He's going to win the game.
Liz, it's time to turn the time trial off.
Yeah, you did a 180 on him too.
Yeah, interesting.
Just because he doesn't look as fat. And also,
Ellie lived in Australia for a couple months.
I didn't see Ellie here. Is she here?
That could be good for him. He's going to hate to hear it.
But,
you know. Most people don't like
the truth that Trump spits.
Event two, I mean, a lot of people are
going to pick Colton. And if they don't, a lot of people are going to pick Colton and if they don't,
a lot of people are going to pick Justin.
It's Justin or Colton.
Justin's going to be great
at event two.
Oh, how savage.
How savage is Colton
that he beat Justin
in this workout?
I think that was a conversation
last night.
I think, I want to say
Taylor said Colton's going to beat
Justin on this workout.
I think Colton will beat him,
but I see Justin
as like a fitter Jay Crouch.
Like Jay Crouch
obliterated this workout.
I think Justin's better than him.
Justin has a crazy squat.
I like that analogy. He's got
an amazing squat. Who does?
Justin. His squat is beautiful.
Especially his front squat. His front squat's
probably better than his back squat.
What's the workout? The workout tomorrow is
five rounds for time, 100 double-unders,
20 toes to bar, 10 front squats at 225.
Something about justin too
in the years he was winning the games it's something brian would talk about all the time
and a lot of the analysts would talk about justin had has an amazing way of either getting faster as
the workout goes when people start to trail off or just staying within one or two seconds of his
like round one and two time and i've seen
athletes do this workout we've watched last week it hits a lot of people on the fifth round and on
the fifth round you see people break up the double unders you see them bend over you see them take
longer breaks before they want to pick up the barbell like to me this workout has just an
execution written all over it yeah justin's going to be the fastest second-place guy in all the regions.
Really?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
I don't understand that.
So I think he's saying Colton's going to set the event record,
but then Justin's going to have the second-fastest time.
Colton's going to be sub-11, and Justin's going to be 11-8.
I could get on board with that.
And Jay was 11-15.
Is that right, John?
11-22.
11-21.
Cole Sager, 11th semifinals, ninth place.
Did he do what he had to do?
Oh, yeah.
Ninth is good for Cole.
It's a good start for him.
I don't think he'll make it.
Wait till you guys see who's in 11th place.
John, is the snatch ladder going to be Cole's worst workout?
Hey, can we go to Jacob Marlow?
Scroll down until we see that guy.
Whoa.
Hold on.
Jacob Schmidt, 10th place?
Yes, yes, yes, JR. Here we go that guy. Whoa. Hold on. Jacob Schmidt, 10th place? Yes. Yes, JR.
Here we go.
11th place.
Probably going to be his worst workout of the weekend.
No, he'll have worse.
Oh, Cole Greasehaver.
Cole Greasehaver.
I think this is a great event.
He did great for himself.
But this is not going to be his worst one.
What do you mean?
He's an HWPO athlete, dude.
He's done for the weekend.
Already?
They're one and done?
Hundo P. The snatch ladder might be his worst one. Hey, stick him up in the top 10. Is he qualifying? mean he's an hwpo athlete dude he's done for the weekend already they're one and done hundo p
the snatch ladder might be hey stick him up in the top 10 you see qualifying stop it
i said he qualified this event i said he'd qualify right no no i don't know is it a lot
of people were saying a lot of people were putting him on the bubble i would say but here's the deal
like chris ibarra like you you said, he qualifies who's leaving
because you can't have 12 guys taking 10 spots.
It's going to come down to great chances.
Oh my God. Ben Dover, you are
the dumbest motherfucker ever for
saying this. Brandon Luckett will beat
Madaris in workout two. You are on
that. That's a guy
that needed a better event.
Tristan Harrison competed in Kilt.
Yeah, Tristan Harrison tried to beat me yesterday.
Couldn't hack it.
12th place in the clean and jerk run here.
I like my chances next weekend in the first workout.
I thought that was Matthew.
No, he came on the show.
He came to the gym.
He's like the heterosexual version of you, Hiller.
He looks just like you.
He looks metro. No, he looks metro. Is that going to make me the homosexual version of you, Hiller. He looks just like you. He looks metro.
No, he looks metro.
Is this going to make me the homosexual version of myself?
Oh, no.
Dude, you guys do kind of look alike.
Tristan Harrison is shredded,
dude. He's like a
Ken doll version of you, where you're like a rugged
like you've got a DUI or two.
I got three or four.
Ricky Gerard looks like 12 DUI or two. I got three or four. Ricky Garrard looks like
12 DUI Hiller.
Holy shit.
You should be out of my kangaroo.
Fuck me. Nick Roberts,
Mike Evans,
Adam McAdams.
This is everybody's favorite fucking thing.
Tan is lucky it's not squat
clean. Don't work out one. Yeahandem's lucky it's not squat clean.
Don't work out one.
Yeah, you are lucky.
Program a squat.
You are lucky about this, right?
I'll program your open mouth and my poop coming in it.
Adam McAdams, Mack, 15.
Brandon Luggett, 16.
Scott Tedlow, 17.
Scott looked great.
Great, great finish for Tedlow.
I think Luggett needed to be like seven spots higher at least.
Stop it, Tristan.
Running is my jam.
Hey, and Mack might be someone to keep an eye on.
Remember we said he trains with Trista and Justin Medeiros,
Mack, McAdam.
So, I mean, him finishing top 15 on that, like, that's really solid.
By the way, he's built like a bowling ball,
but then when you see Medeiros next to him, Medeiros is huge.
He's super thick, man.
Medeiros?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's wild. Because I was looking at that guy. I didn't realize that was him, Medeiros is huge. He's super thick, man. Medeiros? Yeah. Yeah, it's wild.
Because I was looking at that guy.
I didn't realize that was him.
I was looking at Adam.
Can we take a minute and see what John's diet looks like at the minute?
What are you eating, John?
Daniel Garrity.
I wish Taylor was illiterate.
What are those?
What are those, John?
John, do you fart a lot?
No, not really.
Are those bean burritos?
Come on, honestly.
Tell me what they are, John.
They're like enchiladas.
Yo, what the hell are you eating enchiladas for?
I thought you were eating healthier.
It's meat, cheese, and enchilada sauce.
And what is wrapped around the meat and the cheese?
Tortillas.
Yeah, cooked in seed oils and corn oil.
And you know why you poop like a cow Because you're eating
Horribly that's why when you fill up
The toilet bowl with mud
And you feel like you're out of
When you feel like you're out of breath and workouts
That's why
Well maybe if you ate a little bit more tortilla
You squat a little bit more
John when you have to fart at night
Do you hold it in or do you just fart in the bed
Or do you walk out of the room with your wife i truly don't fart that much okay but like i do but when
i do when i do it's just it's just yeah i haven't farted in years you fart you can't wait for next
i farted in years i farted more today than i farted in probably the last six months i don't
think i farted have you guys hey you guys ever heard the term metabolic conditioning what about it okay have you ever heard the term metabolic syndrome
yes okay so they both have a commonality and that is the word metabolic yeah no keep going okay so
what does that mean seven you know crossfit you know science shit you're you suck greg's cock
you've probably got that information you gotta got some info on that in there.
What is metabolic?
I don't know.
Tell me.
No, I want you to answer.
Okay, let me look it up in Google.
It's how you metabolize your food for energy.
John Young.
Your food for energy.
I feel pretty energized right now.
It's a chemical change that takes place in a cell or an organism to produce energy
and basic materials needed for important life processes.
Like farting.
Taylor, you didn't answer your question.
So, John, is Tetlo out?
No.
How's he going to do a workout, too?
He did great in this.
I think he'll do good in an event workout, too.
Top ten.
Hey, guys, Heidi's in.
in hey guys heidi's in heidi i can't defend you on that girl you walked into that uh drake lewis uh sam dancer 19 hey sam looked light on his feet it looks like a god yeah he was running good
his form was good he looks like liver. I wonder what they have in common. Yeah, actually, Ariel and Dylan were saying that he runs a six-minute mile nasal only,
and he's going to do well in this workout.
So they kind of told us.
We were sitting next to him, and they were like, hey, Sam thinks he's going to do well at this.
Yeah, I would say the weak part of the event for him was the cleaning jerks.
I mean, he looked great on his feet.
How many people have said he's going to win the snatch?
I got to let you know that he said on the podcast that he did with you the other day
that he's not doing well in that snatch.
So everyone who says he's going to win, you're fucking dumb.
Yeah, and also, I wonder how many of the nine ancestral tenets that he adheres to.
Dylan Gibbs.
You know what the tenth one is?
What?
Have a little fucking fun.
Oh.
The liver king made that one up After he got popped
Brandon Fabry, Justin Rhodes, Jordan Eldridge
Justin Lane, Chase Smith, Stephen O'Brien
Arturo Torres, Daniel Cook
William
Leahy
Go ahead, Hale
Let's be real honest
Hey, can I say one thing about Arturo Torres?
Watching this guy really frustrated me.
I know you helped him out at Guadalupalooza, but the guy goes out like a fucking bat out of hell in rounds one, two, three.
It pissed me off.
It pissed me off how hot he went because I'm just thinking, you fucking idiot.
And in his second round of cleaning jerks, he did at least three no reps that the judge didn't call.
And I was freaking out.
The bar was not locked out, and he was letting it dump like or his knees were still in flexion.
He was letting it dump.
You know what I mean?
And then in rounds three, four and five, the head judge came over, watched him do all his reps.
He got pops for a couple no reps.
I don't know that I would have called him, but he like goes like this.
He goes, what?
And I'm like, dude, he did the what thing?
And I was like, dude, you had like fucking three no reps in the previous round that were atrocious.
Don't open your mouth now.
How's the stream look?
Can I go back and rip that off the stream?
I didn't watch the stream.
I was like.
Arturo is like a worse Travis Williams.
He does every event hot.
That's how he does everything.
That's really fucking annoying.
I hate that. Do you guys know who Dominic Ray is?
The UFC fighter? No.
He looks like if Dominic Ray and Rob Forte had a kid.
He looks like Rob Forte.
Yeah, he looks just like
He looks like he doesn't have a neck.
He doesn't have a neck. He does not have a neck.
He looks like Rob Forte with no neck.
Is this guy Mexican or Greek? I think he's a turtle.
A Greek-Mexican Rob Forte with no neck. Yeah, what ethnicity is this dude? Is this guy Mexican or Greek? I think he's a turtle. A Greek Mexican Rob Forte with no neck.
What ethnicity is this dude? Is this guy Roman?
He's Italian. He's a Roman.
Arturo Torezzi. Arturo Torezzi.
Arturo.
All right. Arturo,
the boys think you're coming out a little hot.
Stop doing that. Arturo, you're too old to come out
hot, dude. You can
fix that tomorrow.
Taylor looks like the DUi mugshot version of
jamie hyman from myth busters oh i know that guy bust my hyman it's not a myth do you see the dude
from supersize me died yeah of cancer i wonder why hey let's uh yeah john you eat like that guy
no that's not why i died of cancer. Listen, hey.
Bill Leahy, any chance of Phil staying in it?
No.
I have to say yes.
Why do you have to say yes? I have to say yes because we've already seen someone take a 30th
and qualify for the games.
Who?
Victor Hoffer.
Oh, he is not Victor Hoffer, dude.
You're right.
He's much better than that.
Oh, my God.
Victor Hoffer is a female that transitioned to male and still qualified somehow.
Credit my it would take some heroics.
But no, I'm saying Hoffer's a savage savage.
JR, do you have any thoughts on which workouts Bill is going to make those moves in?
Yeah, I expect Bill to do really, really well at event three. I expect him to do
well at event two, but I would say...
I expect him to do well at event one, to be honest.
I would say
just knowing
his athleticism, knowing his
height, knowing how fast he can get up
a rope, he should do really, really well at event
three. And then I've seen
him snatching a lot. I know that's not going to
be an issue for him. I would say event five is gonna i've seen him running and doing cleaning
jerks a lot how much he asked me what what events i thought he would do well on and i told him so
here's here's the here's the problem after talking with you guys yesterday in the last couple days
when we were comparing colton to someone else he said said, well, who do you think is fitter? And I was like, Colton, is Leahy's problem?
And if this is the problem, then he's not going to qualify.
Is Leahy's problem he's just not fit enough?
Yes.
Stop.
He's not just a two-round or three-round guy.
Not just his metabolic conditioning or metabolic syndrome, you might say, from what he puts into his mouth,
but also i think potentially
between the ears and i don't know if it's confirmed it could it could be disproven this
weekend he could shut me the fuck up for sure i don't know just give my humble opinion you know
it's the ultimate thing that colton did the other day you brought up my video while colton was on
the show and he goes hey all he's doing is he's saying what's based on the past. And that's all. That's all Taylor's doing at the moment too.
Okay.
So do you think,
do you,
are you still,
do you think he can make it Hiller?
Do you think he's going to make it?
He has a chance.
Well,
yeah,
I mean,
very much like the way that Taylor has spoken about,
Oh,
I knew what Colton did on this.
I know it feels done on some of this stuff.
He just has to go do it.
Uh,
John,
uh,
give me, I'm, I'm, I need you to decipher what these three guys have said.
Is he going to the games?
I think he's going to be 11th place.
I wouldn't have used him, bitch.
Trayvon Benton, Zachary Bunton.
John also did say that there would be 300 reps on quarterfinal workout number two i did who was that so he can be very wrong at times i backed off immediately
but that did come out of me you could back off anytime on that 11 told me yeah
tutor yelling his coach is that a serious question tutor magda hey apparently tutor's
coach went after tyler watkins today what Hey, apparently Tudor's coach went after Tyler Watkins today.
What does that mean?
Really?
Tudor's coach yelled at Tyler.
I met his coach today.
He was a very nice dude.
Well, that's not what I heard.
Is your name Tyler Watkins?
It's not.
What happened to Tyler Watkins?
Did you get in a fight with –
Hey, Tyler, come back and join us, buddy.
He didn't yell.
What did he do?
He got in his face aggressively.
For what?
He postured on him, so to speak.
What does that look like?
Can you tell us what happened?
He goes...
He's an Asian guy, so this is
not racial at all.
And I was just saying this.
No one thought it was racial.
Trump 2024, man.
I've just been...
I've been skeptical of Tudor, and we had words about that.
Yeah, his coach was like, hey, you know he's a lot better than you think he is.
I've talked way worse about Tudor than Tyler has.
I met Tudor yesterday, and he's cool.
You never met Tudor?
No.
If I did, I don't remember.
Keep it up, John.
He's cool.
John Wood.
I met John Wood at the Ice Barrel.
That was cool.
And this is the same thing with Tudor.
It's only my perception based off of what I've heard from him in the past.
And I did hear that he yelled at his coach at the games his rookie year.
And I don't like that.
If you are going through something hard and you take it out on someone else,
I lose a lot of respect for a person.
And I've never, ever done that to my wife.
So.
Fair enough.
No one asked.
That was sarcasm.
I met Peter yesterday.
He's really cool.
Met John Wood today in the ice bath.
Very cool.
I'm like, oh, you're the great John Wood.
I wanted to meet you.
He said, yeah, you like my name.
Dude, he blew up bad.
He was third in the heat.
He was third in the heat and then ended up 33rd.
Classic.
So he blew up.
Okay, fine.
Nick Thomas, Austin Nettlecoff, Raphael Sands.
Yeah, someone's going to need to explain this to me.
Mike Poolboy, can you explain this to us?
I think he cried a little bit in front of me today.
I'm going to get in trouble tomorrow.
Mike's going to be there.
Pool boy's going to be there tomorrow.
No, pool boy cried.
He was like, Rafa.
I think I saw that.
Serious?
Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
That's fair.
I like that.
And that's fine.
Hey, I saw you hug Tyler in the kitchen for an inappropriately long hug
and then say in his ear, I love you.
I do love him.
I love Tyler.
I know.
It was mixed with an inappropriate...
Do you have the
card that Wad Zombie asked you to autograph?
Do you have that here?
The picture of the dude who steals luggages?
The fucking bald...
I am so ashamed that that guy looks like me,
even in the slightest.
Let's pull that up.
Where is that?
You go to Wad Zombie?
Fuck, dude.
Just so you guys know, Jamie Higaya card.
I don't know if I'm supposed to say that.
It's coming out very, very soon.
Maybe it's now.
Hey, we trained at her gym today.
Jamie, those nylon ropes are dangerous.
The people were extremely nice.
They were amazing.
Those were the hardest legless ropes I've ever had.
It seems like she has an awesome community.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh,
fuck.
Yeah.
I'm very,
I'm very jealous of her official,
super official basketball goal.
Oh,
that,
that hoop is sick.
You can tell who you really are now.
Dude,
we know what you look like.
We're going to dox you.
Dude,
he did me dirty as fuck. Hey, can that be the next kill Taylor graphic my face on that guy's body?
You can tell me.
Yeah, fuck that guy.
I'll wait till he's done.
Damn, that looks like you.
Yeah, it's weird. It's, fuck off. Wow, did that bitch put you up to this?
Yeah, it's weird.
It's not just a bald guy, too.
He actually does...
He does it like... For the next...
Screen for...
Kill Taylor Graff.
Tucker the fucker got 38th.
Have you seen this?
How is that his name now? Sevan goes, and Tucker the fucker got 38th. Have you seen this? How is that his name now?
And Tucker the fucker
last night.
Holy shit, it was hilarious.
Okay, listen. I met Tucker the fucker.
No, I actually didn't meet him.
I filmed with him, but I had forgotten
his name, but I knew that we
had said some funny shit about him.
Tucker took 39th Jacob Marlowe and 40th Samuel Sperlin. name but i knew that we had said some funny shit about him uh tucker took a 38 39 jacob marlo
and 40 samuel spurlin almost time cap wow it doesn't get closer than that 29 59 yeah it was
cool at the end i mean it was a pretty cool moment like i think the loudest the crowd got
just as loud as when colton and justin and sam quant were going like basically rep for rep the crowd got to
get that guy to finish the workout. It was pretty
cool. I really
don't like that. Honestly,
I hate the circle of death like I hate
the athletes coming over, but
I think it's cool if the crowd cheers for him. Yeah,
what would he would have been better off
not trying as hard to know he fucked himself
up more than he needed to. Who did if he's
going to get that last like he got,
how much did he get dead last by? Sam Sperling?
Dude, don't talk shit about him.
He got in the gate and he had 45
seconds to do his last 10 reps.
And he fought hard. So do nothing.
No, fuck that effort. Do you know
what that is? No.
Sentinel athlete. Oh, that's why he's all
angry. First time
at semifinals, the guys, they're fucking ripping it giving it a strong showing i'm i'm super proud of that i think that
was awesome that he came in oh you're gonna give him the player of the year where they
and he fought dude he fought so hard he fought so hard to get his last 10 reps in under the cap
fuck that it's only one workout today he can recover from that should have saved himself
for what he's got nothing to do tonight.
So when your other athlete qualifies, you'd be like,
I'm going to give it to Samuel because he tried real hard on event one once.
No, I just said that I'm really proud of that effort.
That's it.
I heard Ben Bergeron say that once.
Okay, well, Ben's a bitch.
I'm not.
God, how do I get to the 2024?
I'm trying to pull up the 2024 semifinal workout.
I don't know why.
I agree with Taylor.
I think Spirit of semifinals so far goes to Samuel Sperling.
Fuck you guys.
But if that was an award, he should get it because that was awesome.
That was badass.
All right.
Yeah, I'll give it to him too.
For now.
For now.
There's five more events.
Okay.
I got it.
I hope CrossFit makes a podunk Canva post about it.
Oh my God.
Five rounds per time.
800 meter run.
10 clean jerks is in the books.
Uh,
we've looked at it.
We're going to go to workout too.
We're going to tell you who's going to win this,
uh,
boys in the boys competition tomorrow.
Let me show you guys the workout.
Hey,
check this out.
We actually could do a spirit of semifinals because i followed the chief marketing officer
of crossfit chief media oh jenna yeah i follow jenna she followed me back i met jenna she follows
me i like her why because she followed me back that's how you're married
five rounds for time 100 double unders 20 toes to bar 10 front squats what did we see in australia
john what did we glean from the workout in australia watching the boys do it there
uh we gleaned that jay crouch is a monster at front squats um ricky ricky actually kind of
faded in this i don't know if he took the first couple rounds too hot, but Peter Ellis beat him.
Bailey Martin and Jay were ahead of him pretty much after round three
the whole time, and then in the last round,
he broke his dubs three or four times,
and Peter Ellis got ahead of him, and Ricky finished fourth.
Tyler Watkins' brother.
Ricky sucks.
How did the brothers do?
How did the little brothers do? Toby and...
Bailey.
Bailey's not a brother, right?
Riley. Toby and Riley. How'd they do?
Give me one second.
How did Jake Douglas do?
That's a real question.
Did Jake Douglas get second?
Jake Douglas was seventh.
That's not bad.
Wow. Riley Martin was seventh. That's not bad. That's not bad. Wow.
Riley Martin was 14th.
Is Jake Douglas coming to the games?
Yeah, dead last on the first half.
Did he miss the games last year?
No.
Jake Douglas, no.
He just imploded there.
He got cut.
How did Zach Thomas do it?
Did he almost miss it to semifinals?
Is that what happened?
No, he got cut.
No, this year in in quarter he almost missed
it okay he was got off after the first fine let's look at the oceana so get this good this uh
toby crouch is 23rd and riley martin is 27th so they're very close to each other oh i thought
that was gonna be something like way cooler or like coincidental they've already done the second
workout oh that's what we're talking about okay right okay uh leaderboard there jay
crouches in first ricky gerard second bailey martin third just like you guys said uh thoughts
on this peter ellis guy is he gonna hold that spot because we know australia is pretty much
like south america i grew up with a kid named peter ellis he's fit he's just not strong event
five will be his worst event yeah and. And? He was really fucking weird.
I think he holds it.
He used to throw poop at his house.
You know those neighborhoods that have that?
No, he did not throw poop at a man's house.
John, can you confirm that Zach Thomas withdrew?
Yeah, Zach Thomas withdrew.
He died in a book.
Oh, shit.
So, I mean, that's some one, Sevan, that people were saying to keep an eye on.
Zach Thomas, as far as people like on the bubble, Pete Ellis, Zach Thomas.
Luke Dujon.
Jake Douglas, Luke Dujon.
So now one of those are out.
You know those neighborhoods that have all the little green bins of dog poop in them?
You know what I'm talking about?
No.
Thank you, JR.
You're welcome.
Okay, so we would take those little baggies of dog shit and just rip them at this kid's house.
And actually, if I had, hey, Graciano.
Damn it, my business devil woman.
If I had your actress, Graciano,
I'd throw fucking shit at your house too, bro.
I'd sling a fat turd at your door.
Oh my goodness.
I think I got it addressed.
Send it to me, Hiller.
All right.
Hey, Graciano, you're the only person who's done it.
Do you think Taylor can beat my Robin time?
Just put it in the comments.
We're way off course.
We're trying.
That's not true.
You scaled the parallette handstand pushups.
You did them to 11 inches.
That's not a standard deficit.
I'll just do them to that.
If I did them to 11 inches, I'd do them all unbroken. That's fine. Do it. Cool. Do it. I'll just do them to that. Yeah. If I did them to 11 inches, I do them all on broken.
That's fine.
Do it.
Do it.
All right.
I'll do it.
Uh,
never.
Okay.
Uh,
Zach Thomas.
Oh,
what was the problem with,
he had a hit.
Uh,
I heard you.
Hey,
you see Graciano's comment.
I heard what he say.
I heard a fib.
Jer,
what is that?
Yeah.
He would say Graciano.
Someone.
Yeah.
I heard someone just
commented v-tac too those are incredibly different um uh he's being john he's being positive he's
just saying that i'd beat your ass on the workout v-tac is what ventricular tachycardia essentially
the ventricles are contracting way too fast it's it's it's an arrhythmia that's a lot more serious than a fib for anyone that has a
fib.
I'm not saying it's not serious,
but there's a lot of medications you can take and be fine on a fib.
A lot of,
a lot of people go into intermittent a fib and just take like a beta blocker
or take like Eloquist or something like that and are fine.
Is there,
is clotting any part of that?
You're,
you're definitely at higher risk for clotting with a fib or a flutter.
Could clotting,
uh,
cause that?
Uh,
no clotting would be what would happen as a result of that arrhythmia.
Right.
Oh,
your heart's not beating right.
And blood starts pooling in places.
Uh,
sure.
It's just not.
Yeah.
I got a feeling.
I know where this is going.
Is,
uh,
is Caleb on the back end?
Is Graciano vaxxed?
Is Azusa?
No.
Who's on the back end?
I don't believe that for a second.
I'm on your back end. What would you like?
Stefan, don't say it like that.
I'll send you a Zach Thomas update.
Okay, send it to Azusa susan you have access to your tech
i've always wanted a zach thomas update all these retards in the chat think that like
oh oh taylor's cocky he's gonna be humbled next weekend i think i suck i literally think i suck
and that's why i sit here and i talk about other athletes you do suck i know okay the workout is uh 100 double unders 20 toes to bar
10 front squats at 225 pounds and we're going to tell you who's going to win this tomorrow
and be west uh let me pull up the names on the leaderboard okay we're going to go through this
guys you guys got to stay focused there's a lot of names to go through we're going to do we're
doing australia we're going to do the top 10ames sprague will he be in the top 10 for this no james will not be in the top 10 in this work oh i say
yes i think he will be yeah i changed my mind andrew hill i i say no i say no okay that so he
doesn't get in that's two to two okay uh brent fukowski here yes yes i am a douche canoe uh
chris sabara no no that two. Doesn't even matter now.
Patrick Vellner. Yes.
How many is that?
That's a two. Just Patrick and Brent.
Wait, wait. I thought we said
James Sprague, too.
Me and Hiller said no. Colton Mertens.
Yes. Samuel Quant.
Yes.
Justin Medeiros. Yes.
Hold on, guys. Hold on.
Taylor, change your fucking name.
Change your fucking name if I'm unbearable, you fucking idiot.
I can't even get a word out of my mouth.
I have speech impediment.
Maximilian Krieg.
No.
Yes.
I would like to hear your opinion on that one, Jer.
He's a big man.
No. Cole S man. No.
Cole Sager.
No.
Buffy.
I say yes.
He's not a bad squatter at something like,
because that's still a moderate to moderately heavyweight.
Not for him.
I think you weigh more than Cole Sager.
I'm going to say yes on Cole Sager.
I think he does.
No way.
I think he's top 10 on that.
I want you to bet, JR.
I'll bet you my 150 burpees that I owe.
Why do you owe 150?
So I'll do 300 tomorrow, or you do my 150?
100% I take that bet.
Hey, guys, did you know he's in the Army?
Who?
Patrick Clark's in the Army?
Yeah, Patrick Clark's in the Army.
Is that an Army picture?
Thank you, Patrick.
I appreciate that.
Great.
Are they burning steak in there? Look. Guys, what are you burning?
Burning steak? Here, I'll fix it.
What the fuck is in the oven?
Sousa, I texted you.
Yes, chef.
Did you get it?
Hilar, please sit down.
I'm seven.
Yes, chef.
I'm so fucking cold. cold seven i'm so cold hold on burn my fucking ass over here i'm cold okay i'm gonna turn these
guys mics off for a second go ahead john when you get a chance can you click on the thing that i
sent suza i put it in the group too okay well we're gonna get thank you we're gonna when we
get to the end of this list and we have our top 10, then we'll do that before we go on to the women's.
Can I answer this question real quick?
No, can you wait? Yeah.
Okay, can you wait? Thank you.
I appreciate you being patient. Tristan Harrison.
No.
Nick Roberts. No.
Mike Evans. No.
Adam McAdam. Fuck
no. No. He trains with
Madaris. Nope.
Brandon Luckett. No. I'm with Medeiros. Nope. Brandon Luckett.
No.
I'm going to say no.
Scott Tetlow.
Yes.
Wow.
Scott, my boy.
Drake Lewis.
No.
Sam Dancer.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
No.
No chance.
Yes.
JR.
Maybe.
Oh, that'll get it passed.
That'll get it passed with a yes from you, J.R.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck you, John Young.
No chance.
Dylan Gibbs.
Who?
No.
Brandon Fabry.
No.
Justin Rhodes.
No.
Jordan Eldridge.
No.
Justin Lane.
No.
Chase Smith.
Yes.
No.
I agree with Chase Smith.
90-year-old Smith, eh?
How many spots we got?
2 more? 3 more?
We have 3 more Chase Smith 35 he's old as dirt
5 rounds dude that's a long workout
I just wanted to pick a master that would beat Sam Dancer
in this because y'all said yes
Well that's not the one
He's the only other one
J.R. Chase Smith
I would say no Stephen O o'brien no no arturo torres no no
daniel cook no here we go boys absolutely let's do this one at a time i want to start with john
and then i'll move to hillar taylor and jr for the final vote uh but let's do one at a time
william lahey hillar wait i thought you were starting with John. John. I'm going to say yeah.
Wow.
Andrew Hiller.
Absolutely.
Taylor.
Fuck no.
JR.
Yeah.
Wow.
Nate's spot.
Will Leahy.
Bing, bing, boom.
Taylor.
Dickholes.
Trayvon Benton.
No.
Zachary Boonton.
No.
Yes.
No.
Tudor Magda.
I actually think yes. Yes, he is. His squad is double under our fucking integrity. No. No. Tudor Magda.
I actually think yes.
Yes, he is.
His squad is double under are fucking insane.
John?
Yeah, he might win.
No shot he's going to win.
No, but I say yes.
Okay, guys, we only have one left,
and then we're going to start pushing people up to have tiebreakers.
John Wood.
No.
Nick Thomas.
No.
Nettlecoff.
No.
We don't need any more of these. No no no no Raphael Sanchez is going to
finish that last event oh yeah
we got one spot for done
Tucker no
Jacoby no Samuel
Sperling yes
fuck you guys I like him hey he's a
the stadium's gonna cheer him on to do
the last 10 front squats on Baroqa with
zero seconds left. This is
so close to being accurate.
I don't get angry
at my wife.
You sent your wife a picture of your butthole. No, I never
would do that, but she has asked to see it.
Guys, hold on a second. Hold on
one second. Bear with me. Hold on.
Hold on.
Okay. Is it an Instagram post he sent you? me. Hold on. Hold on. John Young sent you, honestly. Okay.
Is it an Instagram post he sent you?
Okay.
Thank you.
Rios.
We only have nine here, guys.
Do we want to fill that 10th spot?
Not really.
I'll leave that for.
You guys leave Sprague out.
I think we should put him in.
I voted yes, too.
I voted too, but I think somebody else. Let's go back to Sprague.
He's not in.
I think he needs to be in. Taylor, we got. Yeah. Yeah. I voted him in too. I voted, too, but I think somebody else pushed him out. Let's go back to Sprague. He's not in.
I think he needs to be in.
Taylor, we got – Yeah, yeah, I voted him in initially.
Hiller?
It'd be between him and Cole.
I'd take Sprague for sure.
Yeah, Sprague, without a doubt.
And, okay, so that's enough.
John, do you want to vote in?
Yeah, I'm going with Sprague.
Okay, Sprague.
And then are you putting Cole Sager as 11th?
No, he's more like –
I thought we already said yes to Cole Sager.
No, we didn't.
No, we did not say yes to Cole Sager.
I said yes to him.
I really want to talk about my diet.
Okay, guys.
Why the fuck is it so cold?
Yeah, can someone turn some fans off or ACs or put a heat on or something?
Why does it smell like burnt avocado oil?
Just to cover up the ass smell.
Will, could you shut this door and maybe
someone adjust the temperature in the house?
Could you adjust the temperature, Tyler?
You can even turn the heat on because we can open the doors
and cool the house down if it gets too hot.
Jair's nipples are hard.
And they're not even
like, for his nipples to be hard is crazy.
Oh, there's a vent there.
Please put the heat on.
Right above you.
I'm freezing.
My feet feel so bad.
Okay, we'll take the heat seriously.
Okay, go ahead.
Talk about your diet.
All right.
So first off, I have never yelled at my wife.
No, no.
Just stay focused.
Focus, focus, please.
Why are you fucking assholes laughing?
Ask her.
I literally haven't.
Well, that was a question I wanted to address.
I'm a fucking asshole to you idiots in the comments
because you guys say ridiculous shit.
Can you hand Hiller a blanket?
Okay.
I'm okay.
I don't need a blanket.
Peyton Mosley.
V curious about Taylor's diet.
Listen, since I've been in Carson,
Savon and these guys have all seen what I've eaten.
The dirtiest thing I've eaten is Dave's Good Seed Bagels,
like those healthy bagels or English muffins.
I ate, I've probably eaten three ribeyes,
two pounds of flank steak,
a fuck ton of grapes, apples, bananas.
Today, the worst thing I had was two bagels
with peanut butter and two bananas because we had no protein
made. That was starving when I got home.
I eat incredibly clean.
That's why my engine runs like a
fucking bi-turbo V12, John.
That's why yours runs like a two-cylinder
Honda Accord from the 1960s.
Bi-turbo.
Some might say a prelude.
Oh!
That's a shot at Tyler. Tyler spent $30,000 on a car that breaks down every week. You bought a prelude. Bye. Oh, that's a shot at Tyler.
Tyler spent 30 grand on a car that breaks down every week.
You bought a prelude, Tyler?
That's a girl's car, dude.
Hey, I had this sponsor in AA that used to tell me if I was really secure and confident, I'd get a Toyota Yaris.
I have one of those.
You do not.
You did?
That's why he said Boston.
Oh, my God.
Hiller has a Yaris.
That's insane.
Hey, have you seen the amount of Priuses over here?
I really want one of them, too.
Really?
They're sick.
Are they?
The new Priuses, they actually did a pretty good job.
They are awesome.
You ever see that thing in yellow?
That's true, too.
Buy Turbo is not the only thing buy about me.
Okay.
Let's go to, while we have the men up, let's go to workout number three.
My God.
There's nothing I like more than workout number three.
Okay, good.
Let's start there.
Why do you like, well, let me tell you what workout three is.
Workout three is 10 calories.
It's seven rounds.
10 calories on the echo bike, one legless rope climb, 10 box jump overs, one legless rope climb.
On the final legless rope climb, you skip it and just cross the finish line.
Why do you like this workout so much, Andrew Hillis?
When they released it, I thought there was one too many rope climbs,
and they just fixed it.
I think it was already fixed.
No, no, there was 14.
Now there's 13.
All right, fine. Taylor, do you like was 14. Now there's 13. All right.
Taylor, you like to work out?
I love workout three.
JR?
I think it's going to be a really, really fun race.
Like as hard as it was for people to follow along and watch event one,
it still needed to be programmed.
There needed to be something long.
And I think most of the time when we get something long,
it's rarely weightlifting and monostructural.
So that was good.
Just hard to watch.
And I think from now on, all the workouts we watch are going to tell a great
story on the floor and be really fun i i need to do i do need to backpedal i think there needs to
be an event what about you uh hey there's a there has to be one event where there was a gymnastics
limiter for the men and there is not there isn't i agree and this i mean the women the rope climb
may be a gymnastics limiter but the the handstand walk and the rope climb event for the men are very similar.
It's bike and row.
Do you like to work out,
John?
A bike and box jump over and then row.
Yeah,
I know.
I love the workout,
but I completely agree.
And Jr said this like a week ago that,
um,
the Legless rope climbs a different workout for the men,
the women,
for the women,
it's a Legless rope climb workout for the men.
It's a bike and box jump workout.
And then you get to event six, like bring muscle up.
Wait, let me ask you this, though.
Did you see that in Australia?
Do you still agree after seeing Australian men and women compete it that it's a different workout?
They haven't done three yet.
They haven't done event three yet.
It'll be a similar story.
I do think this.
I think they're going to get the right people to the games with these workouts because they're all so fitness dependent.
I just don't know again
it's like okay are we really prioritizing machines and power output as much as is that the priority i
mean it was last year i agree there should have been there should be a little more well there was
the seated legless in the wall facing that was challenging it's only 10 cows on the but i'm
saying there were three events with there are two events with the echo bike and there are a lot of
events right i hate that they're called that they call them that i do too i'm just making sure you
know yeah oh i know that they call them something stupid they also put a hyphen in every single word
possible a hymen okay let's go through we're gonna tell you who's gonna be the top 10 for
event number three here it's 10 cows on the bike, one legless rope climb, 10 box jump overs, and one legless rope climb.
Mandatory step down.
Mandatory step down.
That's dumb.
I like that.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Why do you like it?
Okay, do you like strict pull-ups?
Yeah.
Okay, so why don't you like a box step down?
Same fucking thing.
One's with your arms and one's with your legs your leg okay but one is strict and one is not
straight but for racing i don't like strict pull-ups for racing i i just need
a range of motion but ones with your arms and ones with your legs
that's what i said no no that's not even a good comparison you're not even
making sense hey can we pull up john's uh let's say two and a half miles of
running 500 double-unders on
the same day, and you want them to bound
their boxers. It's not on the same day.
The front squat is on the same day.
Here's an update on Zach Thomas
who had a heart attack in
Australia after event number
one, or during event number one. Did he finish?
Is it jab related? What is he doing?
Update at 3.30am.
Emergency with suspected I can't read it can you
scoot it over a little or make it smaller uh emergency with suspected heart condition svt
what's that that's super ventricular tachycardia which is that's very serious what is what is that
um it doesn't say if he arrested or not but i I mean, I guess technically you could say yes, but his heart went into a deadly rhythm.
For layman, yes, it was a heart attack.
Did Taylor have atrial?
No.
Okay.
No, I have lactic acidosis.
Atrial fibrillation,
and all he cares about is getting his pressing strength up.
Coaching, friendship conversations never stop.
For those who don't know zach thomas suffered a medical emergency whilst competing at torian pro for the crossfit
games when looking from stands it appeared that the workout just got the better of him however
knowing zach his training time split and splits and pacing i could tell something was off but i
had no idea uh what it was at the time is there video of him like going down oh by the way cole
gray shaver fell down the stairs. Did he?
Yeah.
Dumbass.
Jesus.
No.
I would put that in cap or no cap.
Hey, look at Ricky.
What a fucking good dude.
What?
What do you do?
He's just pouring water on the guy's head.
He's over there fucking melting down, and Ricky's trying to cool this guy off.
How is he having a heart attack if he's just standing there?
Hey, I heard he turned ghost white.
Yeah.
Does that sound right, JR?
What a good fucking dude.
Ricky is a good dude.
I like Ricky.
He's got to fuck you as he gets taken into the ambulance.
All right.
Who's he flipping off?
He should be flipping off Pfizer.
Yeah.
Is this why this is happening?
AstraZeneca probably in Australia.
No, no.
He was just saying F2-Costas.
It's not his fault.
The government made him do it.
John, what did you say?
I mean, you can't argue with that in Australia. They were putting you It's not his fault, the government made him do it John, what'd you say?
I mean, you can't argue with that in Australia They were putting you in fucking internment camps, dude
They were putting you in prison camps
Hey, you wouldn't have taken it
But what would they have tried to do to me?
I'd be living in the bush right now
I'd still be living in the fucking bush, mate
And I wouldn't do anything worse to you than what you and Tyler were doing to each other
Boy, I'd be in the bush
I'd still be in the bush
I'd be strumming on me didgeridoo.
Tagging into
the dining, mate. I'd be in the bush.
I'd be hiding in the fucking woods. You're right. I wouldn't
take it, but damn. I mean, they forced you to.
They had snakes there, dude. You're very compassionate.
Did you see that video of the snake I caught?
You caught a snake? Dude, I caught...
John Young, workout number
three. You ready, buddy? Ten cows on the
Echo Bike, one legless rope climb, 10 box jump overs,
but you got to step down.
Stupid.
Box overs.
One legless to finish, 13 total.
James Sprague, is he making it?
John.
Top 10?
Yes.
Yeah.
Top five.
I'm terrified of snakes.
Who?
James Sprague?
He's in.
Taylor?
James Sprague? In. Jer? Taylor? James Sprague? In.
JR? Yep.
Brent Fikowski? Yep. You fuck with snakes?
That's the winner.
I'm a snake charmer.
Chris Ibarra? Not just my own. Yep.
Ibarra's going to get this workout.
John? Top 10? I will lean
on JR for that, sure.
Taylor? Chris Ibarra? No.
Taylor? Chris Ibarra? Yeah. Taylor? Chris Ibarra?
Yeah. Ibarra.
He's a little bit. Pat Velner?
It's alright to be itty-bitty.
Pat Velner? He's it.
Colton Mertens?
Nope.
Hiller? Mertens? No.
How could you bet against Colton?
I don't know at this point, but I'm going to have to.
I think he'll be 15th in this workout or 14th.
Okay, they are.
Not top 10.
Damn, no Colton.
Samuel Quant.
Samuel Quant.
Yep.
Why do we pronounce his name like that?
He's American.
Mr. Quant is in.
Isn't he Mormon?
Justin Medeiros.
He is also in.
Top 10?
Yeah, still top 10.
Yeah.
Taylor, do you want to say anything about Justin's?
I think he's top 10 he posted this cool
little workout on his Instagram
big Madero's
fan eh? yeah I'm a big fan
now dude I've always been a fan
easily swayed
never once have I not been
a fan of Madero's
Justin I hope you're listening to this
you've been a big fan of yours
from the beginning never once have I hope you're listening to this. You've been a big fan of yours from the beginning.
Never once have I thought you weren't anything other but the people's champ.
The workout was 10 rounds for time, 12 Cal Echo, one legless.
Maximilian Krieg.
He's in this workout, top 10.
John?
No.
Miller?
No.
Three no's.
Cole Sager. Oh, yeah, baby.
I like him. I like him here.
Oh, John.
Cole Sager? Yeah, I think he's
top ten.
Okay, we got six guys.
Tristan Harrison? No.
I think he's in on this workout.
We have one no, one yes.
Dude, he took 12th in the running event which is amazing for him uh sniffing crotchets says i'm so overstimulated go ejaculate no no no
no uh tristan harrison yes or no homie no what'd you say no what suza you think he's in john young you think he's in no fuck off dude you
guys are cracking nick roberts no no mike evans no he is a wide receiver no that guy's paler than
shit adams mcadams mac no no and luckett yes yes no yes on this one you're the tiebreaker yes no i said no twice
uh scott tetlow negative oh and what why not the box no because he's he's five foot three
is he yeah oh he's like really heavy drake lewis yes sam dancer oh no no no drake double no
uh sam dancer negative no no uh dylan gibbs no no brandon fabry no justin rhodes no jordan eldridge
no justin lane no jay smith no stephen o'brien no arturo torres no daniel cook no oh shit we're No. Chase Smith. No. Stephen O'Brien. No. Arturo Torres. No. Daniel Cook. No.
Holy shit.
Wow.
I think Sanson gets in for sure.
I'm going to say no to Sanson after this.
Hold on.
We're not there yet.
We're not there yet.
No, we have to deal with it.
Come on, John.
William Leahy.
John Young.
Yes.
Wait for Taylor to say no and everyone else says yes.
No.
So Hillard,
William Leahy.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Uh,
number nine,
uh, Trayvon Benton.
Hey,
if bill doesn't come in the top five on that workout,
I'll just like,
probably not talk to him anymore.
I'm like,
what the fuck?
Like what the fuck is going on here?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Hey, anything can happen.
Hiller likes Justin Medeiros and Will Leahy might be
hitting the back door. Trayvon Benton.
No.
Zachary Buntin.
Buntin. No.
Tudor Magna.
Oh, yeah. Magna?
No fucking way.
How many we got?
We have eight. John? No fucking way. JR? How many we got? We have eight.
Yeah, let's put them in. John? No.
Magma.
John Wood. Fuck no.
Nick Thomas. That guy's ugly. No.
Nick Thomas. Austin Nettlecoff.
No.
Raphael Sanson
took 36. JR,
Raphael Sanson. Absolutely. I think we should
put him in on this one.
He's big.
He's tall.
He's good at legless.
Who's big and tall?
Dude, he was supposed to win the run clean and jerk. He does look like he's built for this workout.
Fuck off.
He's going to get clapped.
He is looking like that, but he is not big.
He's tall.
I meant tall.
He's tall.
He should do really, really good in this workout.
Stanton looks like he does the splits in prison.
If you get 36 on the run event, I just think you're not fit enough to, JR.
You could be really good at these movements,
and I just think you're not fit enough to be top 10.
I think Mike was saying that he was in medical after that workout.
Maybe just that he overheated.
Sampson?
Yeah.
He's from Mexico.
Oh, guys, guys, guys.
Patrick Clark's got a great point.
He is an HWPO athlete.
And hard work, as you know, does in fact pay off.
Does it not get hot in Mexico, Paul Boyce?
Hard winkies.
Maybe one HWPO athlete that ever won anything.
Let me describe Sampson to you. Tall. HeWPO athlete that ever won anything. Let me describe Sansa to you.
Tall.
He's JR, but two inches taller.
He's bigger than me, but okay.
I've always said that JR does have the butt of a Somalian woman,
like a tall...
It's narrow and really high.
So he should do well on the bike.
He should do well on the legless.
He should do well on the box jump.
So the only thing stopping him would be his fitness. It's seven rounds.
Oh, sheesh, brother. Right?
Seven rounds. Oh, are those labias?
I'll have a labia, please.
This is a steak plate?
I just want to throw one at
seven.
I'll have a labia. I'll have a labia.
I'll have a labia.
You disgust me, dude.
I just need a piece.
I need a mostly meat piece.
Oh, my God.
This is so good.
Who made this?
This is pretty good.
Bryson.
Oh, my God.
Bryson, you're a god.
Oh, Tyler, sorry.
This sucks.
What time is it?
He's been in bed for three hours.
Okay.
Let's get a final vote on Raphael.
Can we, JR?
A photo?
No, a vote.
I think, I mean, they say no, I say yes.
Taylor?
No.
Hiller?
Yeah, okay. He, I say yes. Taylor? No. Hiller? I'm saying he should.
He should.
Okay, that's enough tiebreaker.
Rafael in at ninth.
Wow.
Is Tyson masturbating?
Alessandro Zanett.
No.
Tucker the fucker.
No.
Yeah, he's in.
Jacob Marlowe.
No.
No.
I like Tucker. I like Tucker. Samuel Sperling can't climb a rope once. Yeah, he's in. Jacob Marlowe. No.
Samuel Sperling can't climb a rope once.
He's a big dude.
They do a lot of rope climbs from Sentinel.
Don't you dare say that.
That's your guy?
That guy's huge.
No, he's not.
Well, if it's who I think it is, he is. He took last place in that workout.
I saw this big, huge, white dude fucking lumber in.
There's a lot of those out there.
We only have
nine like last time.
Who do we want to put in here?
You got Cole Sager in here already.
You got Brandon Luckett, Leahy,
Tanton, Medeiros, Quant,
Belner, Brent Fikowski, James Craig.
I'll put Maximilian in there.
Okay.
I think we should put Ibarra in.
We had Ibarra.
I put Max Krieg in there.
You guys all came out.
Let's do it.
Let's vote.
Okay, so you have to choose one or the other.
Chris or Max, John?
Ibarra.
I go Ibarra.
Okay, Ibarra.
Taylor, Ibarra or Maximilian?
Krieg.
Okay.
Ibarra.
And I'm only saying that because this coach said he was going to smash this workout.
So we have two for Ibarra One for Krieg
John you can fuck this all up
If you don't choose Ibarra
Okay three for Ibarra
Taylor does not know what he's talking about on this one
Okay how stoked are you guys going to be
When I'm right and you're all fucked
Hold on
Pause for a minute
Good luck there John
Good luck there Chase we. Good luck there.
Chase, we're talking top 10 in the event.
You've said this three times.
There's a lot of censorship, and the censorship is growing on this show.
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We were just all in the kitchen.
Just frolicking.
Frolicking.
That was crazy.
Frolicking.
Playing a little grab ass in there.
That was the closest to man sex I've ever had.
It was all around a bowl of meat.
That's where it starts.
That's where it starts.
Okay.
If you guys don't remember workout two, I will tell you it's five rounds.
It's tomorrow morning in Carson, California.
Tickets still available.
John, are you frozen or are you really focused?
No, he's really focused.
Oh, wow.
That was so impressive. Five focused. Oh, wow. That was impressive.
Five rounds.
I'm sorry.
100 double-unders.
So Colton's looking good.
100 dubs.
He's in there like swimwear.
So Colton might be top five at this fucking semifinal.
Dude.
Nobody could put him credit card high for Colton.
I think, I mean, me and John talked about this.
I think he's been crazy diligent working on his snatch.
I think he's going to do awesome at the snatch.
I think in the past people have thought if it's clean or it's clean and jerk
or if it's not snatch, he's going to do great, but he's not a good snatcher.
I don't think that's the case at all.
I think he's going to smash that workout.
I know his testing time on this workout, and I think he's going to be top three.
Which workout?
God, you and Colton have become such good friends.
Snatch letter. I don't know.
He says that. No, it was just about
Colton being in good shape for the rest of the weekend.
I agree. I think he could
be top three in this. His worst workouts are
going to be three and four.
Would
you have said that one was going to be his worst
workout before? No.
Okay. I don't Okay. Okay. Okay.
I don't want to fight with you.
All right.
Okay.
The workout is five rounds,
a hundred double unders,
20 toes to bar,
10 front squats,
five rounds.
We saw Jay Crouch absolutely murder this.
And we,
Maddie Sturt also did well at this,
right?
She won this.
She won this workout over there,
John.
Yes.
Handedly.
Okay.
So we're going to go through you guys ready you
guys know the workout uh double unders toes to bar front squats five rounds what's the weight for
the women 155 okay boys here we go uh caitlin uh bernardin top 10 no yes i'm to refer to Poolboy on this No Okay, that's three JR?
Yes
Oh, two to two
Okay, let's come back to her
You don't think she's top ten?
Why do you think she's top ten?
Because I'm going to go with Mike
Mike said she was going to smash that first workout
He was exactly right
He said Rafa Sampson was going to smash the first workout
He said she's going to smash two
And I'm just going to go with him if he's that confident.
Hey, 7, I'd change it.
I'd say yes.
Wow.
You guys are all on crack.
Okay, so she's in.
She said she's in.
And I've done crack before.
All right, Kaitlin Bernard.
I got her hard names too hard.
Bernadine.
Or CB.
Bernie.
Emily Rolfe.
Top 10?
No.
No. Yes. This isn't the. Top 10, no. No.
This isn't the games.
This is semifinals.
I would say yes because her base fitness level is so good.
I think just knowing her pace on double unders,
knowing how to break up toes to bar to where on round five
she can hawk some people down.
I'd still say yes for her.
And if it comes to a race,
she's got the fastest toes to bar out of everybody there.
Who does?
Emily Rolfe. Hey, Savon, do you have a ball gag? What's a ball gag? comes to a race she's got the fastest host bar out of everybody there who does emily roll hey
savon do you have a ball gag the ball gag like that thing you put in your mouth and it scraps
around your head to keep you silent what are you gonna do with it somebody wanted me to come back
from our break with a ball gag he'd find a way folks he'd still find a way
i have nothing i have nothing kinky i'm these condoms okay
i almost spit brass on my computer dude don't do that you use condoms i don't use a dental
dam but i do use condoms yeah what's a dental dam it's like something that teaches like saran wrap
contraception you ever use a dental dam you put it over a pussy and you try to lick it through it
do you know anyone who's ever used a dental dam does anyone put it over a pussy and you try to lick it through it. Do you know anyone who's ever used a dental dam?
Does anyone know anyone who's used one of those?
I would love – you've used one of those, Susan?
I've never – no, I don't even know what they look like.
Hey, do you guys know why –
Rio, have you ever used a dental dam?
Rio's like, what's a dental dam?
We're always like, what's a dental dam?
I would love to see US sales on dental dams.
What the sales are on that?
He's not even here
to defend himself.
Why do they build dams, beavers?
Because they've got to stay protected.
What? Water?
Herpes? Beavers, dude.vers. What? Water? Herpes?
Beavers, dude.
Hey, what? Can you
do intercourse with a dental dam?
Or is that just more of a fellatio thing?
Yeah, I think dental dams are just a piece of plastic
you put over the man in the boat
and you just fucking lap at it.
You take thoughts out of at it. Holy fuck.
Jared's not talking.
He's like, yeah, I was just wondering.
Oh my goodness.
Anyway, if anyone wants to tell any stories,
I'd love to do an episode of the podcast.
We have some openings next month if anyone's ever used it.
John Young's going to overdose
on Ovaltine after this show, after everything we've said.
Can't you just use Serenrep?
I would think Lad Rap would work
just as well. Let me tell you how smart John Young
is about fellatio.
Listen, John, what's that thing called
on the bottom of your tongue that can get sore
if you use your tongue too much? Oh, that's the uvula.
Yeah, what's that called, John?
The frenulum?
Yeah, the frenulum, yeah. Shut up. Uvula is the thing that hangs down from the top. John, do John? The frenulum? Yeah, the frenulum.
Yeah.
Shut up.
One time a year. Yeah, dude, uvula is the thing that hangs down from the top.
John, do you train your frenulum?
I heard John use that word before, and then I knew.
I knew.
Ew, John just flicked his tongue at us.
Yeah, but he's got a strong frenulum.
Dude, your frenulum is yoked.
What's your max frenulum?
14.
Okay. 14. Okay.
14. Where are we?
Emily Rolfe, how can she not? How can she not
be top 10? Yeah, she is.
I say yes. Taylor?
Emily Rolfe? Top 10 in this
workout too? Yeah.
Hiller. Andrew Hiller, Emily Rolfe.
She is out. Wow. Okay, let's
put her name on the side. There's a fuck
ton of strong girls here, dude.
JR, she's going to make it back in, right?
You guys are idiots for picking Bernadette.
Go.
I think we'll end up adding her back after we got through.
Hattie Cano.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to go with John on this, whatever he knows about her.
Hattie Cano.
I think she's on the bubble.
We'll leave her to a side by now, right now.
Hey, I got to talk to her today she's
cool as shit if she makes it we're gonna fall in love with her she's rad chase chase thinks
my usual is a punching bag for dudes abigail dome peace yeah for sure and so i've got yes kenyo dome
it dome it's a god are you sure she is a god she's a goddess. She is a god. She's a goddess.
But why
Domet? She's not proven that yet.
She's strong as fuck, bro.
Lindsay Martin. No.
No.
Carissa Stapp. No.
Yanni Cheveri. Nope.
Cheveri. Ariel Lowen. Yes.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Oh, really? I think she wins chicken dinner oh really i think she wins it
yeah i think she wins as well okay uh kendall gilmore no britney chestnut no god i hope she
makes it to the games that's great alex gazan yes yep yeah i don't know dude yeah
what what do you where do you think where do you think she has issues i don't know okay
okay uh julia holmes no gabriella spenced no okay here's one this one's gonna be fun
bethany flores yes yes yeah probably i say yes you don't think she's gonna be really slow
and tempered and it's going to tax her tank?
Okay.
Emily White.
Yes.
No.
The hardest no I've ever said.
All right, then no.
Okay.
You said no?
I am swayed.
What did JR say?
Well, it's just going to be a tie.
If you're that confident, I'll go yes.
I don't know.
I am that confident in this one.
He doesn't even know who she is. She's my author or something okay so we're two to two
hey let me tell you something if you didn't think she would make it you wouldn't say anyway
no i would stacy laram no uh jalea uh canthac another great name. Kyra Milligan.
For sure.
Top five?
Absolutely top five.
She made the coolest shirts.
I don't say absolutely top five.
They're not that cool.
They're like a John Young quote.
Mariana Meza.
Leave it cursed at her.
Yes.
100%.
I'm at eight now. We're at six. Mariana Meza. No. Libby Kerstetter. Yes. Yeah, she'll probably do well. 100%. Yes.
So I'm at eight now.
We're at six.
And we've still got...
We've still got Spiegel, dude.
Danny and Kelsey Keene.
Trista Smith.
Danny's not top ten.
Trista Smith.
Oh, no.
Trista?
Yep.
No.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
We have a tie.
Taylor.
Trista Smith?
Oh, yeah.
No way.
JR?
Did you not know she trains with the Adams and McAdams back?
I'm going to go yes with her on this.
Okay, I'm going to put her on the side, too.
We have a tie.
We have a tie.
Emily Rolfe, Hattie, and Trista.
Hey, Trista Smith was impressive on that running thing.
Alex DeGarmo.
No.
No.
Oh, shit.
Fuck no.
To Fusilier.
Fusilier.
No.
I'm going to say yes. What. I'm going to say yes.
What?
I'm going to say no.
You're a crack whore.
JR?
Put it on the two to two.
Shit.
Fusile on the two to two also.
Who to who?
I met her today for the first time.
Listen, most of these people don't live up to meeting him on the podcast,
meeting him in person. She lives up to it uh kelsey keel she's exactly the same by the way john she's not like
you meet us in person and we're nice like she's nice on the gram and off keel is yes
rebecca yes okay uh kelsey keel yes yeah. Wow, Kelsey. That's unanimous.
Yeah, so is Spiegel.
Kelsey Peterson.
No.
Nicole McGinney.
No.
Aaliyah Miller.
No.
She looks strong, dude.
She's too happy when she's competing.
I don't think she's got the fitness.
You got a little bit of Taylor Hayden.
She's not competing.
She looks strong.
Danny Spiegel. Yes. What? You got to have a little bit of Taylor Hayden. She's not competing. She looks strong. Danny Beagle.
Yes.
No.
What?
You're retarded, John, if you don't think she's going to be top three.
John, what's her limiter before JR and Hiller weigh in?
Her fitness.
I mean, that's fair.
Okay, that's fair.
So you think she's going to have to start resting and breaking on the double unders?
Yeah.
Because she's really good at Toast-A-Bar and front squat. She's not. I agree with John. I think she'll rest on the double unders. Yeah. Because she's really good at toes-to-bar and front squat.
She's not.
I agree with John.
I think she'll rest on the double unders.
I think she'll rest on toes-to-bar come round four,
and then she'll squat fast.
But every other girl that squats fast will be better.
I'm so confused by this chat.
I need to get out because half the people want me gagged by a ball gag,
and the other half want you to keep talking about whale labias.
Howard Stern, Oprah Winfrey, you're in that category, that category buddy that's not cool i don't want to be oprah
hey i talked to my source that trains it and dictates that they're like dude
danny spiegel is crazy out of shape really really it was wicked she doesn't look crazy
she weighs 190 pounds that's nothing to do with the vet. Yeah, so what?
Have you ever seen 40 Beth? She's in shape.
Let's start again.
40 Beth is disgusting looking.
She's pregnant, dude. How dare you?
Let's start again and go for J.R. Danny Spiegel.
Fatter than fuck.
I'll say yes.
Taylor, Danny Spiegel.
I initially said yes.
John changed my mind
in hearing that the Invictus camp.
No, not camp.
Just a person that's in the bubble.
Oh, a person out of Invictus that she's crazy out of shape?
Yeah, but she's not going to be in the top 10.
Andrew Hill, is she going to make it?
Yeah, she's going to get in there.
Top 10?
Yeah, I don't believe my thoughts.
I think Spiegel weighs more than I do.
Okay, so that's...
John, you're the tiebreak.
I said no.
I think I weigh 195. So Spiegel's in the 2-2 also. She does not than I do. Okay, so that's – John, you're the tiebreak. I said you weigh. I think I weigh 195.
So Spiegel's in the two-to-two also.
She does not weigh over 195.
Morgan Porter.
Her legs are – each one of her legs is the thickness of my twist.
My legs are bigger than her legs.
No, they're not.
Her three-nose.
Her legs are bigger than your legs.
Listen, guys.
Listen, please.
Focus, guys.
I mean, maybe.
I got a nice leg, though.
What?
Guys, listen.
Listen.
Okay.
Thank you. Susan's usually pretty cool. Susan's chiming in now. I didn't maybe. Guys, listen. Thank you.
Susan is usually pretty cool.
Susan is chiming in now.
Oh, drink down.
Sydney McEllishan.
No.
And the fact that she's
not going to be top ten on this one is not good
for her at all.
John Young.
Katrina Olsen.
Sienna Lalonde. I'll agree with him. No. Katrina Olsen. Nope. Sienna Lalonde.
I don't think there's anybody left.
Hannah Erickson.
Amy Hosking.
Devin Kim.
Oh, D-Rep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Devin Kim?
I don't think you can get 35th in an event and then be the same with Fanta.
Devin and Danny train together.
They're training partners.
They've been dragging each other down into the gutter.
No shot.
Dude, they just have no gutters.
Invictus.
Devin's a full-time student and she has a full-time job.
Allison Scudds.
Does she still work at Texas Roadhouse?
Is that real?
Yes, Allison Scudds.
God, that's fucking miserable.
No, Texas Roadhouse is the shit.
Food industry sucks balls. Dude, she's fucking miserable. Fuck no. No, Texas Roadhouse is the shit. She makes a killing there. Food? No, she doesn't.
Food industry sucks balls.
Dude, she's charming as shit.
Aubriana Montplaisier, she would take a fucking bitch.
Even you'd give it 20%.
You don't make a killing at places that spit in your food, bro.
Even a cheap fuck like you would give her 20%.
I wouldn't give her a 20% tip.
Have you ever given a 20% tip?
She'd probably forget what kind of fucking steak I ordered.
Dude, I give 25% tips. I don'tcdonald's or fucking starbucks that's for sure
if they have to flip the screen and ask me if if i oh will you answer a couple questions
fuck no i'm answering zero brother you don't get a kick if we're if we're at a restaurant where
they're serving you and they're actually giving you service yes i tip based off the merit of their service if they
are great service i tip 25 to 30 okay they suck okay i'm giving like listen listen no you tip on
that if you did i would never get one of those dude because usually it's this big chinese guy
named eric who gives me a massage listen listen okay ready? Let's start again. Let's just go back one second. Devin Kim, J.R.
Oh, no.
Taylor. No.
Mr. Young. No.
Okay. I'm probably going to be wrong on that.
Aubriana. Wait, we don't need
to talk about her. Aubriana,
J.R., Aubriana, Mons, Mons,
Taylor. No.
Taylor. No.
John. No. But back to devin kim no no
uh john mariana bell no hillary no taylor no annalise moore jr no uh taylor no uh hillary
no jamie hagaya yeah no no i like her uh john young you like these four you please
people okay guys listen here's the problem here you ready we have we i'm gonna tell you who we
have we have caitlin bernard we have abigail donut we have ariel lowen we have alex gazan
we have kyra milligan we have uh kirstetter and we have kelsey keel we have now we have three
places left eighth ninth and tenth and four four spots, right? And five people.
We have Emily Rolfe, Happy Hattie Canew, Trista Smith, Boussoleil, and Spiegel.
Okay, let's start again from the top.
Emily Rolfe.
Yes.
No.
Fuck no.
John.
Yes.
Shit.
Tied again.
Hattie McHappy.
Yes.
I'm yes on Hattie.
Who else is yes?
Are you yes, Taylor?
Hattie Cano?
Absolutely.
Okay.
John?
Yeah.
Unanimous.
Hattie takes the eighth spot.
Okay.
Good flip, guys.
Okay.
Hattie's up.
Trista Smith.
Yep.
No.
How dare you, John?
Absolutely no.
John, tell me why.
Do you know?
Do you think it's – is it just what you think is a fitness limitation?
Yeah.
This workout's a fitness test.
None of the movements are a limitation for anybody.
Listen, well, then you're wrong there.
Is that because it was a fitness test for you?
Wait a second. You're wrong there.
Dude, she's already proven she's
fit. She took 21st in a running
workout. That's not fit, bro.
That is fit, bro took 21st in a running workout that's not fit bro that is fit no bro 21st is
not fit she's not a runner so fucking what she should be she does crossfit and wants to go to
the games become a runner okay no join them i just think i just think join the military i think
there are girls fitter than her that would do better in this workout that's it jr trista smith
she could be 11th or 12th i just i think there's three girls that are better than her
you had to know jr they told me into it that's why you only wrote yes or no so trista yeah
no killer oh yeah she's in okay uh so trista's off okay fuck um uh two spots left uh three people
emily rolf uh fusile patrick cl Clark really wanted her in. Fusile.
I say yes to Fusile. And I know I'm higher
on her than other people, but I say yes to Fusile.
Alright, I can get on board with that. Yes.
Hiller.
Who else on the list?
Spiegel and Emily. No, she's out.
Sorry, Fusile. JR for the tiebreaker.
In. In. Okay.
Fusile's in.
This committee sucks.
Okay, listen, we have one spot left.
You can choose between Emily Rolfe and Spiegel.
I'll start with you.
Emily Rolfe.
She wasn't in already?
No.
No, because they both said no to R2, yes.
Emily Rolfe.
Emily Rolfe.
Okay, so John votes for Emily Rolfe.
Hiller?
Spiegel.
Okay, one for Spiegel.
Taylor?
If you want to choose Spiegel.
Yes.
She's in.
Who, Spiegel or Rolfe? Oh, Emily Rolfe's in, not Spiegel. Okay? If you want to choose Spiegel? Yes. Who? Spiegel?
Oh, Emily Rolfsen, not Spiegel.
Okay, for the tie break. Rolf.
Oh, three for Rolf. Rolfsen.
Okay, then who wins
out of
Trista Smith and
Spiegel?
I don't care.
Great vote, John. Oh my God god senior analyst john young and the entire i'll go spiegel there wow that's an amazing answer from you hey should we phone a friend
taylor can you ask the question again i'm really in my head about a particular comment okay
surprise surprise that's why i'll drive a yar, who finishes higher in the workout? Oh, an event too?
10 cows, one legless.
Spiegel, okay.
What's the comment?
And Hiller, who finishes higher, Spiegel or Trista?
Spiegel.
Okay.
Why do you think Trista's going to be good at this, JR?
What, I think Trista's going to be good at it?
Yeah, yeah, same question, but filter out to you.
Is it me and JR?
I'll be up front about that.
I don't know a ton about her other than just placements on a board.
That's it.
Right.
Yeah.
I know she's really good at gymnastics movements.
I think she could be someone that could make up some time with either some
transition rest or some breaks on the double unders with a big sets of
toaster bar where I think it is.
It tends to be
for women in general you see a lot more people get to grip fatigue on something like a toes to
bar versus the males okay so if it's toe to bar grip fatigue i'll take emily rolf all day over
that i'll take fusile over all day over that that's yeah but i gave them yeses yeah yeah yeah
i know okay but that's what i was
saying those i liked those three women above her like your original question and i was wondering
if you say that's the limiter then it fits it fits it fits my reasoning too is what i'm saying
what taylor is your comment that you're fixating on is it appropriate to bring up yeah yeah yeah
yeah
okay go ahead well let's get this out of the way before we move to the next workout Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey. You're terribly a whale, Avia.
Okay, go ahead.
Let's get this out of the way before we move to the next workout.
Ben Dover, big, dumb fucking idiot.
When Taylor takes 26 on this workout next weekend, what's he going to say then?
Oh, got him.
Hey, Buckface.
I said I've not been competing for the past six months, and somehow I'm here.
I don't have high expectations ben you
can take whatever that you pulled out of your mouth and shove it back in there and choke on it
okay we will be back with our picks for the women for workout number three right after this thank
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Okay, Andrew, tell me.
You got in a fight with
who today?
I was following Bill out
after the event, and I
walked out one of those
gates that looks like,
you know, what?
They told me to eat
something.
I had something in my
teeth.
And I walked out, and I
was looking around like,
oh, there's no one here
guarding this door.
And then I turn around and come back five minutes later,
and there's two guys there,
and I just had my camera and nothing else,
and as soon as I saw this whole thing going down,
he's standing over at the CrossFit booth,
and I'm trying to walk through,
and the guy's like, no, you got to have a wristband
to come into this door,
and I go, I have literally nothing other than my camera,
and I just left this door, and there's no one here,
and I was ready to make a run for it. I'm like,
I'm going in. And then I'm like, yeah, if I run in,
I probably won't be able to come in the rest of the weekend.
They're going to find me there. And it's not going to,
it's not going to be good. And, uh, I got a wristband.
Oh, that's awesome.
I'm basically better than media now.
Wow.
Yeah. That's how that happened.
Congratulations. I, uh,
I happened to overhear a
group of volunteers being talked to and they were giving the rules and they're like these people can
go here and these people can go here and then they're like and andrew hiller can't go to any
of those places yeah legit legit by name yeah and i'm the only one hey there's lots of it was oh wow you're the only one who can't go
in i'm the only one who can go everywhere i heard that too and let me yeah yeah i heard that too
i heard that you're the only one who can go everywhere listen we've been promoting this
event since uh we'll promote anyone's crossfit event you need your shit promoted we'll promote
it we're happy to promote west coast classic we're
happy to promote the uh adaptive games in san antonio from september 19th to the 24th
22nd we're not happy to promote the legends yeah i'm not promoting bill and bob i'll promote
the fuck out of bill and bob i draw the line with the old people with the legends no no no i like
the athletes but you gotta put some respect on Taylor's name.
He is not a half rate podcast.
No, listen, he doesn't.
They would have listened to this episode.
You just shat on that stool, dude.
You're going to stand up.
I did pop a thigh pimple.
It's fucked up.
Okay, dude, we got to talk about the women we are we have we have one more way we are gonna talk about the women okay event number uh three in case you don't remember i have sun
poison it's tomorrow it's the second workout shut up eric i know i didn't deliver it well
you're right no i thought it was good no it was really good. Susan could have told it better, I think.
Is this next workout? Is this the double unders toes
to bar? No.
Sorry. Legless rope climb.
Okay, we're running towards the tail end of the show, people.
So savor every last second now.
10 cows on the
echo bike, one legless rope climb, 10 box
jump overs. You have to step down.
Yay.
And one legless rope climb to finish
seven rounds. We're going to
go through the women. We're going to tell you what women are going to
make it in the top ten in this workout.
Check this out. This is a
critical comment. Can I pull it up?
Oh, sure. Yeah, whatever you want, dude.
Jason Hopper. Daddy, daddy,
what am I doing tomorrow? You're taking
that thing that you play with. You're grabbing it with two hands.
Just open wide like that.
Okay.
I don't get it.
Sorry.
Sorry, Jason.
Sorry, Jason.
Yeah.
Pool noodle.
Okay.
Here we go, guys.
Legless rope climbs, some assault bikes and jump overs.
Here we go.
Opera.
Caitlin.
Jer. Caitlin. Top 10, I think. Caitlin. Jer.
Caitlin.
Top 10?
Top 10 in the Legless Rope Climbing World.
No.
No.
Have you heard any word from Pool Boy?
Emily Rolfe.
Emily Rolfe is in.
In.
Jer.
Yeah.
John.
Yeah.
John.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Emily Rolfe is unanimous.
A Haiti, Miss Happy Hattie, can you?
No
She's from Canada
I take it back, she's not top 10
She worked out with Kelly Baker
here in Houston for a while
Oh, definitely no
Abigail Domet, she's in
Yeah
Does Abigail have any weaknesses?
Are you putting her top five at the games?
No, she doesn't really have any weaknesses.
Okay, Abigail Donuts in.
She's not top five at the games.
Lindsey Martin.
No. Negative.
Krista Stapp. No.
Yanni Chavri. No.
Aria Lowen. Yes.
Tupac, yeah.
That's her nickname, Tupac. Kendall Gilmore. No. Noupac, yeah. She's there. That's her nickname, Tupac.
Kendall Gilmore.
No.
No.
J.R. Brittany?
No.
Let's go look at Brittany.
No.
No, yeah, we should.
She's 32.
We don't care.
Well, when you put it that way, yeah, move on.
Is it two Gs in Brittany?
No, dude.
Brittany Chestnut.
No, those are under 30. Next. Follow Chestnut. It's next. Those under 30.
Next.
Followed by Clydesdale Media.
Oh, I saw her.
What'd she look like, 30?
Yeah, I saw her.
She's cool looking.
Okay.
What's on your foot, dude?
I think her hair is colored now.
Oh.
Oh, the girl with the blonde hair and the black and blonde?
This is the skunk.
Yeah, this girl.
Oh, the skunk.
Yeah. Or Storm. Is that from x-men i saw her okay pretty chestnut that's good i put in a name with
the girl who if she touched you get a hemlock storm no dude she controls the clouds oh what's
the girl who oh not storm then what's the other girl rogue you guys see any names she trains with she kind of
looks like ashley uh oh is that a guy i know the weight loss one yeah you break your toes dude
where can i no i they have to be pulled straight this girl here right here amazes me what a hell
of a year she's been and still overcame daily stresses, bigger small food habits, sleep hormones all play a factor. Yeah, that's awesome.
Graciana Rubio went to Brittany's elementary school once.
That's weird.
Brittany Chestnut.
He wrote the comment.
Yeah.
All right, Brittany.
All right.
Barkley Dale.
Brittany has a 25 percent chance of qualifying right now.
According to what?
I robot the computer i robot oh shit
hey barclay's actually pretty normal in person i like barclay a lot yeah i've thought he's pretty
normal in here too he's cool as fuck yeah i met him at water palooza we hung out he touched me
like kind of weird but he's got kind of a big jaw. He does. He's a big man. He's got a yellow jaw.
He's got a yellow.
Oh, really?
He's got an 80% jaw, 20% head?
Barclay's got a strong jaw.
Wow.
80% jaw, 20% head.
Alex Guzan.
Yes.
Yeah, that's your winner.
No shit.
That would be awesome.
Yeah, I saw her today.
She looks great.
Yeah, she does look great. And she's got a great spirit, too. Julia Holm. No, the spirit would be awesome. I saw her today. She looks great.
She's got a great spirit too. Julia Holm.
The spirit was really bad, but she looked great.
Her spirit was great.
Gabrielle Aspenst.
No.
Miss Flores. Yes.
JR.
John. Yes.
Unanimous for Miss Flores.
Very easy this one.
Emily White. Taylor.
Dude, I can't keep making picks on my athletes.
I abstain.
That means she's really bad at legless rope climbs. No, it doesn't.
John's a no. Hiller.
No.
Taylor doesn't want to vote because she's so bad.
That's not the fucking case, you fuck faces.
She's in.
No, I think... Taylor doesn't want to vote because she's so bad. That's not the fucking case, you fuck faces. She's in.
Stacey Larum.
No.
Haley, we're looking her up too.
Fuck this.
No, we're not.
Dude, I gotta see these fucking people.
You need to go white.
I gotta see these fucking people, dude. Who are we looking up?
Just comment this show's last 400 viewers the last 15 minutes
can't that can't that we're gonna get him back when i show this picture of can't that
the boys are making fun because the show's lost 400 viewers in the last 15 minutes
dude your feet are gnarly what about them dude not as gnarly as seven's seven's feet look like
a hobbit fucked a horse.
Oh, this chick's cool.
Hey, this chick came out hot in the run.
Yeah, she looked good in the run.
Yeah, this chick is cool.
She looked good in round one.
Dude, we remembered her.
We're talking about her.
That's cool.
Is that Northern,
collaborative Northern spirit?
Hey, I like this chick's spirit too.
This chick's cool as fuck.
You got that Northern spirit.
Savon is horse shitters. spirit. Hey, I like this chick's spirit too. This chick's cool as fuck. You got that northern spirit.
Day three left it all out there. Proud but not satisfied.
Anyone who lays on a floor like that is
a crazy fucking
bitch. Crazy bitch.
Let's see this.
If I had to choose a favorite semis event, this one
would be it. Oh, no.
Hey, so on event number five, I think she's going to be good.
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit.
All right.
You think she's a liar?
Okay, so that's Haley.
What's her name?
Kanchak?
Pakisak?
Handak?
Handak.
All right.
Is she in?
No.
No.
Okay.
Do you think she's going to win the first couple rounds?
She'd come out hot again?
No.
Kyra Milligan?
Yes.
John, you're high.
Okay, JR.
Two yeses, one no.
She's extremely good at legless rope climbs?
Yes.
Oh, you know this?
Yes. I don't know know that but you're high i know from inside intelligence
that and by inside you guys shouldn't even go there um deeper that uh
holy shit I J.R.
J.R.
I'll say yes
I'll say yes if you know that for a fact
we'll put her on the 2-2 list
your arm looks like Deadpool's face
Mariana Meza
Olivia Kerstetter
J.R.
Taylor Kerstetter
no absolutely not okay John your opinion doesn't matter but go ahead Olivia Kerstetter. No. Taylor Kerstetter.
No, absolutely not.
Okay, John, your opinion doesn't matter, but go ahead.
No.
Trista Smith.
No.
No.
Trista Smith is a yes.
Taylor.
Yes?
No, dude.
John for the tiebreak.
No. Alex DeG tiebreak. No.
Alex DeGarmo.
No.
Rebecca Fusile.
Yes.
Dude, stop.
Laney?
Yes, John?
Yes.
JR?
Yeah, I think her ability on the rope will overcome a lot of athletes.
Hiller?
No.
Taylor for the tiebreak.
For Fusile, I think she's in. The 10 Legless Rope Cl climb event was the only reason she made the games in the first place in 2022.
Kelsey Keel.
Yes. Surprise of the week.
Hiller.
No. Surprise of the week.
Taylor.
1-1.
Kelsey Keel?
Yeah.
Fuck no.
JR for the tiebreaker.
Yes.
2-2.sey and kyra sitting
in the in the back john's proximity
by no no we got more than two
for for kyra
yeah i said yeah we got three votes
bro well we'll come back to it and figure it out
uh kelsey peterson no
nicole mcghenny no
alia miller no no danny spiegel
no no no
danny jr no she can't jump and she's gonna immediately start doing that horse kip from the bottom Aaliyah Miller. Nope. Danny Spiegel. No. No. No Danny.
JR?
No.
She can't jump, and she's going to immediately start doing that horse kip from the bottom.
Taylor Morgan Porter.
Yes, in this event.
Andrew Hiller.
Why?
Former gymnast.
Very good.
Yeah, she's in.
JR?
Where are we at?
We have six in.
I say yes.
John Young.
Yeah, I say yes. Wow. Morgan Porter in. John Young. I say yes.
Wow.
Morgan Porter.
Sidney McAlishan.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, she's in.
Taylor.
Sidney McAlishan.
Pay attention, Taylor.
Show's almost done.
Katrina Olsen.
Read the comments.
JR.
I said no to Sidney.
Katrina Olsen.
JR. No. John. Katrina Olsen. No.
John. No.
Taylor. No.
Andrew. No.
Sienna Lalonde. No.
Hannah Erickson. No.
Amy Hosking. No. Devin Kim. Yes.
No. JR.
If you say no, just know what you're doing.
I think it's supposed to be,
if you say yes,
know what you're doing,
but I say yes.
Okay.
Uh, John Young for the tie break.
I'll say no,
but around the two and two category.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Devin.
So we have Kyra.
John,
you're out of your fucking mind tonight,
dude.
Alison Scuds.
No,
no,
no.
Aubriana Mont Placid. No, no. Mariana Bell. No. Annal No. Aubriana Montplaisir. No. No.
Mariana Bell. No. Annalise Moore.
No. No. Jamie Higaya. No.
No. Yes. Hiller, if he
said no, I was going to say yes.
What did you... What was what? Okay, we have two spots
left. Kyra Milligan.
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
Hiller. You got inside knowledge? Yes.
Inside information, Magnus. She's in.
Fuck your side. If we go with you on Megan Porter,
we'll go with you on Kyra.
Yeah, I'm with you.
Okay, guys, there's two left.
Put Fusilet in. Kelsey Keel.
She's already in.
We have Emily Rolfe, Abigail Donut,
Lohan, Alex Guzzan,
Bethany Flores, Rebecca Fusilet,
Morgan Sporter,
Sydney McElish, and Kyra Milligan.
The two that we have to give this 10th spot to is either Kelsey Keel or Devin Kim.
Oh, fuck, dude.
It ain't Kelsey Keel, but I don't think it's Devin Kim either.
Okay, so you guys.
I will just straight up go with.
Just know what you're doing, JR.
Assuming both of them
are competent at legless rope climb, I will
go with the taller, more powerful athlete
and I'll go with Kelsey Kill. Oh, I'll go
with Devin Kim. I'll go with Devin Kim.
I'm going to go with Kelsey Kill. Oh,
shit, you too. Who the
hell do you choose? Put your neck
out there. Yeah, Sevan, who do you
pick? I'm not. I can't do it.
Let's bet 100 burpees on it
and whoever loses
has to do 100 burpees.
Sean. I may already owe Andrew
300 tomorrow.
You pick the winner, Sevan, and then that
way the team can go back and look.
It's
10 cows on the bike,
one legless,
10 box jump overs, one legless,
seven rounds of this?
Seven rounds.
And what was the – who placed higher in the run event?
Kelsey.
Kelsey or Devin?
Kelsey.
Damn.
Devin.
Man.
How many games has Kelsey Kiel won?
I don't know.
This is tough. I'm going to go with Kelsey Kiel.? I don't know. This is tough.
I'm going to go with Kelsey Kiel.
Son of a bitch, Sevan.
Sorry. I want to pick Devin Kim, too.
No, you don't. You would have if you did.
Fine.
Okay, guys. Tomorrow morning...
Hey, I got a question.
What time is the show tomorrow morning?
What time is the show tomorrow morning?
7 a.m.
What?
I think they start at 8.
I'm thinking we're going to go live at 7.30.
Half hour.
Will.
I can't wake up at 6.
No, dude.
We have a show scheduled for 7 a.m. tomorrow.
We're talking to our wives and get in here.
Hey, they're safe
dude will's a
fucking hoss i don't know man
he's a huge dumper
i think that means okay what do you guys
want to go through is there any comments that are just you
just have to no honestly everyone in the
comments i fucking hate him tonight
okay no dude did you do one of these
lists yesterday yeah
do you ever go over it or do you just make it?
No, we just make it.
I want to know how it stood up.
Okay, let's see.
Let's go.
Can I look at it?
Yeah.
Oh, let's see how it stood up.
This is why you make lists.
We don't.
We didn't do a list for workout one.
I was seven for 10 on workout one.
Okay, so for workout one, the top ten that we chose were Brent Fikowski,
Pat Vellner, Colton Mertens, Samuel Quant, Justin Medeiros, Scott Tetlow.
All right, he wasn't it.
We did not pick Scott Tetlow.
I didn't pick Scott.
Fuck no.
Someone fucking picked Scott.
Here's the only three.
The three guys that I did not choose to be in the top ten were Chrissy Barra. I literally don't
care who you choose. I care about who you list.
Listen, we picked Scott,
Sanson. Who's Will?
Who picked Sanson? Oh, we picked Will
Leahy. Oh, God. No, the group we
did. We picked Tudor Magda and James
Sprague. So we had four of them. No way
did I pick Tudor Magda.
Listen, motherfuckers, I got my notes right here.
You noted wrong, brother. No, he did not. The whole group did not fucking pick Tudor Magda. Listen, motherfuckers, I got my notes right here. You noted wrong, brother.
No, he did not.
The whole group did not fucking pick Tudor to go top 10 on workout one.
Tudor, Will Leahy, Sanson, and Scott Tetlow were the four that didn't make the top 10 that we chose as a team.
If you want to run away from the team, then you're a bitch.
I know I didn't fucking pick Tudor Magda for top 10.
It doesn't matter.
We're a team.
We picked them together.
I quit this team.
I wasn't on that show, right?
You're going to have to be a little more aggressive with your nose.
God damn it.
Like JR, when he was dying to not pick Devin Kim, I asked him if he knew what he was doing.
Did you know what you were doing?
And listen, we didn't do it for the women.
We didn't do it for the women, John.
That's not.
Why are you on Pornhub?
He's looking up George Floyd's greatest hits.
Hey, dude, there's a new documentary coming out on George Floyd
can't wait
you should see Fall of Minneapolis
we didn't do the girl
99% on Rotten Tomatoes
the new doc
or Fall of Minneapolis
the new doc dude
what's it called
it's called George Floyd
fentanyl OD or some shit like that i don't know
i thought it was called floyd 19 no it was called uh oh it's called um fucking my father's a hero
george floyd swear to god some shit like that wow verbatim did his son make it uh his daughter
his 10 year old daughter's the executive producer. Not getting us.
Yeah.
The documentary is going to suck balls.
She's probably going to be eating crayons while they're making it.
Wow.
All right,
guys.
Well,
on that note,
I'm going to go to sleep.
Okay.
John Young.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate you,
buddy.
Okay.
Listen,
everyone,
everyone listen.
Bye.
Bye John.
That was too much for John.
John got,
that was too much for John.
Rubio seals his lips around other dudes,
butts and huffs farts.
Ew.
I bet he would...
Dude, I bet Graciano Rubio would actually collect Stefan's farts, dude.
Okay.
That's the type of girl he is.
Should we watch Human Centipede this weekend?
That's on Graciano's fucking VCR record tape, dude.
Have you ever seen that movie?
He keeps that Cetaphil in a box of tissues next to his bed
all night.
Okay, hold on. Before you guys go,
listen, 7 a.m.
tomorrow morning, we'll be live. We'll also
be at the event all day tomorrow, hanging
out, working our asses off, glorifying the
athletes. Also, remember, there are tickets
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The weather's great. The people are great. The venue's great.
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