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Ergonomics of us.
Bam, we're live.
I don't give a fuck about your ergonomics.
Why are you guys... The show started and you guys are on fucking...
I'm pulling up the app.
You're on Tyler's bedding from last night.
Yeah, that's true.
There's a stiff part right here.
Yeah.
Biggest story of day two semi-finals
is bryson has the most insane indian accent impersonation i've ever heard and we're off
can you can you turn the exposure up on uh the all the boys sitting on top of each other cam
god that shot is crazy no no no this one This shot is crazy, dude.
Oh, my God.
Okay, on behalf of...
Yesterday, the show was a little wild,
and Taylor has some words he'd like to say
to all the viewers for his cantankerous behavior yesterday.
Go ahead, Taylor.
Yeah, if you don't like it, fuck you.
That's not a bad thing.
So you weren't at a different level?
That's not even close to how we rehearsed it.
You weren't at a little different level?
You don't feel like you should apologize at all?
No, there are people who are watching
that are innocent bystanders that, yes,
I'm a little sorry about it,
but every last motherfucker in the comments
who is talking shit,
listen, the more you open your mouth,
the more I open my mouth.
But we need them to chat.
That helps the algo.
Well,
I'm not looking at the chat anymore.
So fuck you guys.
Talk all your shit.
I can't see you.
I'm blocking the haters out.
I think we're going to adopt.
It's not even haters.
You just respond to everyone and derail the show a little bit.
All right,
I'll chill.
No,
no derailment today,
brother.
Oh,
please.
Do you want to get spicy?
Oh, just talk directly
to the camera? Oh, yeah.
That's awesome, Taylor. If you want to say
fuck you to the people watching.
Fuck you.
That's so good, dude.
Poor Taylor. We egg him on and reel him in.
Taylor's a Colby Covington of CrossFit.
I like Colby.
Okay, Taylor Self, Sentinel Training.
Tyler Watkins, Heat One Up.
Can you turn my headphones up?
And John. Oh, John, what's up, dude? I didn't even see you down there.
What's up?
Yeah. Just put you up top john young uh from jy barbell senior analyst in the crossfit space
dude this dude uh wait till you see the behind the scenes what uh
tutor magnus coach had some strong words for you today on camera for me for me no for john young
oh yeah john oh we can't even hear John.
Can you not hear me?
I can't hear John.
I can't hear him either.
He's not muted.
John, are you mute?
No, I'm not muted.
Can the chat hear me?
I can't hear you, John.
I don't think that's true for John yet.
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Two biggest stories.
Biggest story of the day really truly is Kelsey Keely
Kelsey Keely
Kelsey Keely
destroying the... What's her name?
Kelsey Keel.
Kelly Kells.
Kelly Kells.
Yeah,
Kelly Kells.
Who disagrees with me anyone disagree with me
i wouldn't say that's the biggest story today are you at it kanye will be in first place
yeah that is not the biggest story but that's big that's big or chrissy barra remaining in the top
10 oh we thought i would do that okay hold on i want to i want to write that i want to write
you thought we'll start a poll caleb can we have uh we're can we have four stories?
Or five things to vote on?
Yeah, thing one.
Bill Leahy, CrossFit Games
2025 champ, withdrawn
due to injury. Bill Leahy with 1,000
Instagram followers pulls out.
Bill Leahy, injured.
I'm going to do Kels
Keeley destroying the rope.
Kel's Keel.
Kel's Keel destroying the
rope. Kelsey Keel.
The chick who's on the podcast.
The hot pick who's on the podcast. I think I can help with the
pan pan situation. El's
disciple. Okay.
What's your big story today?
I'm going to go with Chrissy Barra.
Chrissy Barra being such a Barra. Ibarra.
Such a...
Ibarra, sorry.
I don't even know her name.
Itty bitty story.
Sorry, I didn't get drilled on it the other day.
Chrissy Barra, top 10.
Ibarra.
JR.
Bernardin, still in third.
It's all right.
It's Bernardin.
Itty bitty.
I haven't met that girl yet.
I haven't met that girl yet either.
Hey, can you pull up her picture?
I have to talk to her tomorrow.
I have to see what this chick looks like.
I still don't know what she looks like.
Caitlyn Bernard.
I do.
Yeah, that's a big story to me.
Top three going into the final day.
John, do you have a top story?
I think Hattie Conyo being in first is the most surprising thing so far.
We're only halfway through.
There are three intra-games rookies in the female field right now.
But if anybody said Hattie Konya will be first place after three events
and going to the last day, everybody would say you're on crack.
Myself included.
Her name's Kelsey Keel.
Okay.
So can we do a five-way?
Shit, I have Caleb on all.
There you are, Caleb.
Five votes.
I'm only at four.
Four.
Okay.
Let's go, and we'll take someone out.
Whose is the worst?
Bill, the Bill Leahy, the Kelsey Kiel.
Bill's the worst.
Bill's only big news because he's Bill. What's even the big? What's the worst Bill's only big news because
What's even the big
What's the story
You stupid queer
You and these guys
He didn't say fag though
That's not stop
That has nothing to do with being homosexual
You're literally the last letter
On the whole thing dude
That's got nothing to do with stay focused
on your attack go back to attack dude you literally are like i think bill's gonna make the
games i think bill's gonna podium i think bill's gonna be top three this weekend now he's withdrawn
and that's not a big story oh fuck me i think it's Like, this must be how Colton feels when people make short jokes.
You only have the accent joke.
That's the only one you do.
You're right.
That is the only joke I've ever made.
That's the only thing I have.
So, JR, what do you think is the least exciting out of those?
Bill Leahy, or the least big story of the day.
Bill Leahy getting wounded.
Kelsey Keel.
Kelsey Keel with the rope climbs. Chrissy barra uh top still in the top 10 caitlin
bernard in the top three and hattie canyo fucking just putting it to the girls i would say the least
interesting a lot of people had kelsey keel qualifying john told us she was going to do
well in this workout last night oh okay and so i mean, I would say that's the least big story.
Okay, what do you think is the least?
I mean, to me, it's Bill.
It's like he got hurt.
Yeah, it sucks, but it's just not interesting.
Okay, one vote each.
Who do you think is the least interesting?
Chris Ibarra.
It's the dumbest fucking story I've ever heard.
Are you kidding me?
No one knew him going in besides John.
John, what do you think is the least interesting story?
I mean, I think J.R. knew about Chris better than I did.
John, what do you think is the least interesting story?
I mean, I think JR knew about Christmas better than I did.
Yeah, I would probably agree with JR that Kelsey Kill killing the rope climb workout.
She got eighth place, right?
Like she did better than we thought she would, than everybody thought she would do.
Yeah, I see that.
It's not like an amazing big story.
It's one workout and she said.
Okay, fine.
I got something.
Hey, I got something. It's way too long I got something. Wait too long for the poll.
Wait too long for the poll.
I told you... Okay, fine. Kelsey
Keel noted
she capped when she tried the
workout out. Then the second time she tried it,
she finished it. Then when she did it in front of
the audience, she beat her PR by four minutes.
That's the story, but I lose.
Go ahead, J.R.
If I told you that through three events of this semifinal
that there are going to be
two people,
three people
with top ten finishes
on all three,
and I told you none of them
were Ariel Lowen,
Emily Rolfe, or Alex Kazan,
you would tell me I was insane.
And that's exactly what's happened.
There's three people with top tens on all three,
and none of them are those three.
Yeah, programming sucks.
Well, we have a...
Oh, shit, Lindsay Martin's in ninth.
Yeah, dude.
God, it would be amazing if she made it.
She's been doing CrossFit for a long time.
She's a special human.
Who's that?
Lindsey Martin.
She's an OPT athlete.
What's his name?
Michael Fitzgerald is here.
Is he here?
Yeah, I interviewed him.
Who's Michael Fitzgerald?
James' brother.
OPT's brother.
Little brother.
OPT Canada.
OPT Canada.
He was like third place in 2009 CrossFit Games.
I had third place.
Oh, it's OPEX?
Oh, she's OPEX?
No, that's Caitlin Bernadine.
Oh, yeah, but I...
Caitlin Bernadine is OPEX?
No.
Can I see another picture of her?
I need more data points.
Lindsay is.
Lindsay Martin.
Dude, she can't qualify.
She's OPEX.
She's going to struggle on snatch.
I think...
Thank you.
You're doing great.
Oh, I looked at this chick yesterday. Is chick who took off was wearing yellow in the run she's the one who took off is she freckly
how have i not talked to this chick oh let me see her let me see her boyfriend maybe i'll
recognize him see it she's also the one that pool boy said would murder everything
okay i haven't seen that dude See it? She's also the one that Poolboy said would murder everything.
Okay, I haven't seen that dude.
Dude, apparently everything you eat eight weeks prior to your child's conception has an effect on its genetics.
And, like all the other little things. I wonder if drinking caffeine and wine matters when you're pregnant.
Why the fuck do you think you're asking?
Because you know it does.
Yeah, so don't be drinking that, Tyler,
if you're going to go home and
get a little hanky-panky.
I get pregnant? I can't wait to get pregnant.
Savon, she's out of Bakersfield. Wow.
Wild.
She's OPEX. We don't care.
I care.
Okay.
I do think she's going to take a drastic drop.
Yeah, that's what I was talking about with JR earlier today.
Like, tomorrow is a very different day.
But you pushed back a little bit.
I said, typically for the females,
if there's a weakness, it's going to rear its head on one of three workouts.
The last workout today, which she got through, she managed. Who's she?
Kaitlin Bernadine. Bernadine.
Bernadine, sorry.
Heavy snatch, being able to finish the 175
or the 15 ring muscle-ups.
So, she's a third of the
way through.
Fusile sitting in 11th.
That's a good spot for her. She's itty-bitty.
Okay,
we're going to go through the scores.
What do we normally start with?
We go through the scores, and then we go through the workouts?
I think we go through the workouts for tomorrow.
We go through the scores, and then we go through tomorrow's workouts.
That's the – okay.
Who's going to drop?
Hattie Canio, tons of shit with her from behind the scenes.
Super easy to interview.
Great girl.
Third year in the semifinals,
a third,
a seventh and a fourth.
Steady Eddie sitting in first place,
267 points,
three points behind her.
Alex Guzzan,
11th,
the third and a first.
I got great.
I got great interview with her after she did that 1027.
And I guess I can say it since I had the camera rolling,
but she said I wanted to give Tia something to chase.
Tia's not going to beat that.
You said that was 1027.
Tia's not going to beat that?
No.
The year Luke Parker made it to the games.
Last year?
He was at crash leading up to that.
And I remember I asked him after a workout,
I was like, what were you thinking about during that workout?
He was like, I knew Rich would be faster.
So the fact that she's thinking about Tia when she's not even here.
Way different.
What are you even talking about?
Thinking about athletes that aren't even present at the event six times
champ that's scary to me all right why is that scary t is scary scary to alex or tia alex that
she's that aggressive oh then alex is that aggressive yes i think that's scary i think
very aggressive she was she was like she looked like a wild animal that reminds me of when the
footage is great that reminds me of when uh reminds me of when Kalipa's like
oh what's Rich doing
we all know Kalipa sucks
cause he was saying
what's Rich doing cause I need to catch up to him
she's trying to set the pace
have you ever heard of Josh Bridges
tell that story with Tiger Woods
and Phil Mickelson and Ernie Els
yeah but I think that's different for people.
You agree with me, John?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shut up, Tyler.
I like what Tyler said.
And on top of that, he is not going to beat that.
Go ahead, Jer.
Yeah, I think that'll be that'll be interesting to see if she can, like if she has that goal and she still can't beat it.
But I was going to say the females did 10 cows on the bike, just like the guys.
The females did the same amount of rope climbs to the same height.
They only used a box that was six inches shorter.
Guess how many males Alex Kazan beat on that workout?
10, 15.
More, more.
20.
20.
Wow, they suck.
I'm not kidding.
Alex is amazing but she's like the height and size of some of the dudes 20 guys took longer than 27 no she's not what guy is five foot six and 150 pounds no
she's just the best legless world as the as the female her and imital are separated nobody else
uh caitlin uh bernardin uh 264 points tied with alex kazan for second
a first a fourth and a tenth abigail domit looking like a savage just looks super well
rounded i'm really interested to see how the snatch goes uh final workout there i was wondering
who won uh look at how close it was 11 23 uh had he uh can you at 11 23 and abigail doman had 11 23 there was another one around there too
somewhere it went down to the tenths of a second they both dove across the finish line it was
pretty cool yeah i also got that on footage bethany flores was the other one in that race
yep uh emily rolf with 258 points in fifth place a second and 13th and a second that's strong uh
ariel ariel lowen 240 points eighth, a first and a 14th.
Fittest woman in the world.
Looking calm and collected.
Bethany Flores.
Third fittest woman in the world.
Sorry, fittest woman in America.
Thank you, John.
Bethany Flores, 216 points, 14th, 11th, and a sixth.
Kyra Milligan, 18th, 8th, and 7th, sitting in eighth place.
Lindsey Martin, 198 points.
A 32nd.
So that's like the first bad score we've seen in the top 10.
I would argue Ariel's score is pretty poor,
considering her fitness ability.
Her 14th?
Yeah.
It's crazy, too, because she didn't look like she was moving slow uh yeah it was interesting watching her on that workout she goes to use a footwork technique
on the box jump over that looked a little bit more labored and just was a little bit slower
than most of the other females so it looked like that was the part of the workout that
she went a lot slower on and it didn't look like the box was super relevant for the females as a whole is hattie can you're
going to struggle on the snatch event i talked to her coach yesterday and he said i'm not going to
say her time but she hit both at 175 without an issue not anywhere close to the cap i was i was
just looking her up and i that was one question i had just based on her build yeah that based on her build. Yeah, that was the one workout I asked him about
because I just kind of thought doing that well on the run.
I was like, hey, is she so aerobic that strength is a limiter?
But he didn't seem to think so.
Yeah, there she is.
Yeah, she's a beast.
Good attitude. yeah she's she's a beast good attitude uh janie chevry uh sitting in 10th place on the bubble with 195 then rebecca fusile 23rd a second and a 16th does she have any home runs coming up i think she'll be good at the
handstand walking one but i don't I don't think she wins it.
Yeah, but she's got to be top 10.
You think she will be?
She's got no home runs coming up.
And hey, I mean, a lot of people going in were just curious about whatever the strength event would be for her.
That's still going to be the snatch, even though there's a lot of this involved.
She squatted that load really well.
That workout showed me that the toes to bar were way more relevant
for the females than it was for the males.
But, I mean, just judging on how she's moved to barbell so far,
it looks like she's going to be able to at least finish the snatch.
John, in this division, like comparatively to Europe,
is just finishing the snatch ladder gonna be enough
for someone like her no no i think she'll have to have like eight to nine minutes okay so that'll
be something good watch is like but i also work out five right yeah i also think though there are
a lot of girls ahead of her that I do that. I think
we'll have trouble finishing it that are just weaker in general. Who can you name one? Lindsay
Martin is for sure. Like I, um, and then like, I think Caitlin Bernadine, it wouldn't surprise me
if, if all the girls that we don't know a lot about name that are up there will struggle in the snatch workout or the handstand walking workout,
like a hole will be revealed as Jr has said,
like major where the 30th place.
Now they're not in it anymore.
And Rebecca has say if she gets eight something in the snatch workout,
that's good enough for like an 18th place and 18,
24 third place. And um if one of those
other girls ahead of her gets a 30 something place then she's ahead of them but that's that's
and i i think that's going to happen whether that's enough or not because somebody like
kelsey keels who could get first could jump all of them all together in that one event.
Gabrielle Spence, 12th place, 13th, 20th, 11th.
Look at still, who had that 32nd?
Rebecca?
No, who had the 32nd place finish?
Lindsey Martin.
Lindsey Martin.
And that tells me that the squats were heavy for her,
which means all the next events are not going to go very well Yeah, I I suspect she drops out look at this in 13th place. Uh, carissa stapp you're still in 13th with a 39th
Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah
uh kelsey keel
14th 15th place stacy laram
16th place. Uh, mariana mezza. She's been fighting fighting 17th place Stacy Larum 16th place Mariana Meza
she's been fighting fighting
17th place Danny Spiegel
a 28th a 10th
and a 13th fake news
is she gonna make it no
no she'll push up tomorrow
I mean
I think there's only
room enough for one big girl and Kelsey
kill is that girl.
Emily White, Trista Smith, Sydney McElishan, 20th, Julia Holm,
Brittany Chestnut, Olivia Kerstetter, 23rd, 20th, 18th, and 27th.
So, John, even if Olivia has, let's just say she has two top fives
and something that's in the mid-teens.
She can't make up enough points.
I don't think it'll be enough.
You just think she's too far out right now?
Yeah, I mean, let's look at her to eighth place.
118 points.
Go ahead and go upside down.
And here's the thing.
Say she does that, if Kelsey Keel does the same thing, she's ahead.
If Danny Spiegel does the same thing. She's ahead. If Danny Spiegel does the same thing, she's ahead.
She has two women who are typically capable of the same thing you're saying that can also do that.
Then you have all of these women ahead of her.
Only a couple of them need to have a good day or snatches a wheelhouse or handstand walking is a wheelhouse.
Then it's over.
Right.
What's the point gap? It's 118 to what's eighth place caleb i'm sorry i didn't i didn't see it when you scrolled originally 210
so i mean that's almost a 90 point gap
what do you mean who's gonna say what
that she's not going to make it.
Who, who, who Olivia Kerstetter? Yeah.
Melissa Croucher. Do you think because the workouts were released early,
lots of these unknown athletes are coming out strong because they could
practice for weeks. Whereas the usual unknown,
a usual known athletes may have not pushed. No,
no, I don't think so. great question uh was a good question something else
to just point out too because a lot of people look at depth of field they look at it based on
strength of strength of field metrics or world wide ranking or whatever but just look at the
leaderboard through three events look at places 31 through 40 right now and some of these women
i mean this is just making semifinal you're an incredible athlete places 31 through 40 right now. Some of these women, I mean, this is just making semifinal. You're an incredible
athlete. Places 31
through 40 all have at least
two finishes 30th or
higher in the first three.
Meaning, they
are probably not going to
middle anybody that needs their
help. At this point, they're
kind of just the bottom quarter
of athletes. And we would know about them
if they were right so like it's uh i mean there may be an outlier here and there but but you you
can't you're almost looking at the top 30 as their own competition because those bottom 10 have
already shown that they're probably going to take one of those bottom 10 spots on every workout
yeah great i see exactly what you see everyone 30th and below has
the highest finish is 19. right and like and if there was a specialist say it's crazy you
noticed that uh a hannah black or somebody was in the bottom 30. we would we would have talked
about them last week well we would know that they would middle they could middle and we don't know
any of these people's names.
All right.
So that's a quick overview of the females.
Let's go over to the boys.
Jamie Hygie is not going to middle anybody?
No.
She's just going to middle the age group division.
The boys, Patrick Vellner sitting in first place for the fourth, a second, and a second.
285 points. Then Justin Medeiros looking good, seventh, third, and third.
James Sprague, a first, a thirteenth,
and a first.
Two event wins for James.
I think James winning two
wins out of the first
three events is pretty big news.
It's not impossible, but it's still
pretty crazy that
he pulled it off it is i mean tyler you have a prop bet of multiple event winners like yeah
did anyone have a lot of money on james comparatively to like pat and brent let me
check that one because that's i mean in james said in the post interview too like he's gonna
he's gonna completely go forward on the finale guys so like
he's he's someone that could he's someone that could go forward and just win that last one
especially if he's fighting for a podium spot going into event six like he could he could
definitely win three we didn't even put sprague on the list but you said you had none so like if you
yeah of the people that you know it's funny most people are thinking it's pat which is hilarious because he's not got one right what's funny jr not yet is you remember we talked about
sprague and brent and then i was like it's just everything i think sprague is going to be good at
i think brent's going to be better and it's been the exact opposite sprague's been a little bit
better out of the events that they were going to be good at. Yeah, I mean, after the first two rounds,
it was kind of clear that it was Pat, James, and then everybody else.
Like, that was going to be the one, too, after the first couple rounds.
I wonder how you – I can't remember what coach I was talking to
about this today, but, like, Brent's very measured, right?
He's very cadenced.
I guess you could say paced.
And somebody was saying, like, to be a little reckless is paying off
if you can hold it in these tests.
Do you agree or disagree?
If you have all the movements, all that stuff, you need to be a little ballsy.
Whereas Brent kind of just can't do that.
Or he doesn't do it.
I don't know if I really agree with that.
I would agree in event six, I would agree with that. I don't know. I would agree in event six.
I would agree with that.
Yeah, for sure on that event.
I felt like watching the rope climb event,
the guys were going out and doing stuff,
and some of them were just crashing and burning.
You could tell they were going out fast
and just trying to see what they could hold.
I felt like James did that and held on to it the whole time.
I think Brent was shocked at Sprague's output for event three.
James sped up as he went.
He didn't go out hot and hang on.
He sped up.
It seemed – yeah, I thought Pat – because Pat sped up like round five,
and I thought he was just going to jump him.
Yeah, James is laughing.
Yeah, I could see that with Pat.
And James turned it on.
He sure did.
It felt like Justin went for it.
Yeah, the final bike, he created a lot of
separation.
Alex Peters, Colton had the best interview today after
event two. Absolutely savage.
Colton lost to a girl on event three, dude.
I love you, Colton, but dude.
He lost to a couple girls.
Yeah, bro. Come on, dude.
Somebody text Colton. Tell him to pick up
the pace, bro.
Fifth place, Chris Ibarra, 255 points.
Cole Sager in sixth place.
Is Cole going?
Yeah, Cole's going.
Yeah, dude.
And I mean, shame on us for thinking that he was just kind of like one foot out the door.
Rode hard and put up with.
A lot of us were just like, yeah, he's semi-retired, whatever.
After the second workout, I was like, no, this dude's still a pro.
I think we're all just tired of seeing him.
I know that sounds bad.
I'm not saying that.
You're tired of seeing him.
He goes to the games, doesn't do shit.
I think it's just because I'm old that I can really appreciate
for the past five or six years people saying,
the torch is getting ready to be passed.
The torch is getting ready to be passed.
But Brent and Pat are still two of the best five in the world,
and they're both approaching mid-30s.
If the young guys –
We're talking about Cole.
Yeah, but he's right there with that age group is what I'm saying.
He's still making the games. Yeah, he's's right there with that age group, is what I'm saying. He's still making the games.
Yeah, he's all this fuck.
It's just like he doesn't have this new group of guys,
Dallin Sprague, Colton.
They all really push people to invest in them.
And Cole wins, and he does well, and he's just like, thanks, guys.
So it's hard to get invested in him.
33 years old.
Seventh place, Samuel Quant.
Eighth place, Colton Mertens.
A fifth, a first, and a 24th.
Who was the athlete who had the 32nd place finish out of the females?
37th.
Stapp.
No, she was in the top 10.
Oh, Lindsey Martin. He's got a Lindsey Martin thing going on. Colton does. No, she was in the top 10. Oh, Lindsey Martin.
He's got a Lindsey Martin thing going on.
Colton does.
No, we got beat by a girl.
We knew that event was going to be bad,
and also for him to be within the top 30, I think, on that event is good.
Ninth place, Brandon Luckett.
By the way, Colton came out pacing.
Basically, it looked like he was pacing himself,
and the guys who beat him did not pace.
I think those box jumps, the step downs.
He needed to pace.
It was interesting watching him do that step back box jump.
Yeah, I saw him do the step back.
Because you told me, like, hey, when you – because I tried this workout.
And JR was like, do a step back and then jump into it to keep your heart rate down.
And I noticed that for him.
Which sucked because the other guys were not doing that at all for him not unfair but like he it's just he's never going to be great
at this workout yeah yeah uh bryson del monte tyler's going to taylor's going to do to event
three what george floyd did to the girl in the video we just watched oh my, my God. Oh, my God.
We were doing some research
earlier today, guys.
Well, you know, there's that new documentary
coming out.
There was a comment.
Greethieber.
Brandon Luckett, 207.
A 16th, a 6th, and a 12th.
Cole Greyshaber. He's in it, man.
No, he's not.
He's in 10th place.
He's in 10th.
Take nine.
He's not getting in.
The man child fucking match.
Yeah, he's a big boy, though.
Like, we've seen through the first week that the bigger, stronger,
more powerful athletes tend to continue to move up the leaderboard.
So who's he taking out?
So who's he taking out?
See if he can hold on to the first day.
He's not taking out Pat.
He's not taking out Justin.
He's not taking out Sprague. He's not taking out Pat. He's not taking out Justin. He's not taking out Sprague.
He's not taking out Brent.
Is he taking out Chris Ibarra?
Ibarra.
If the East
athletes had been competing in Carson, would the
crowd have been any bigger?
Probably not.
Crowds blow.
Pat, Justin, and Brent, that's just as much
star power.
That's three of the top six guys in the world.
Hey, Kazan, Fusile, and Ariel
Loewen. We're going to draw a huge fucking crowd
next week. I mean, you can make an argument that people
will come just to watch Tia, but...
No, no, no. It's just to watch Taylor.
Word.
Brandon Luckett, Cole Greyshaber.
You think Greyshaber's going to the games?
No, so we're trying to get out
Is he going to take Ibarra out?
He doesn't have to take anyone out, he just has to stay in tent
What do we know about
Ibarra's snatching?
Guys, so he's not taking Ibarra out
I'm trying to assist that
Ibarra's a working process on snatching
But he's got a freaking 60 point gap
That's going to be the workout
He does have a big cushion, John.
And just from talking to his coach, I think I said this last night,
they spent like the whole year really, really focused on absolute strength.
So we're going to see.
Like the way I look at it, even if event four is an okay finish,
he's still going to have a huge cushion.
It's going to all be about those last two reps.
So yes or no.
Is he,
is he edging Ibarra out of the top nine?
No,
no,
I don't think you can compare guys that are taking Cole out of the top
nine.
Possibly.
No,
the answer is no.
Is he taking any of them are going to drop.
It's going to be Cole Sager.
That's how I feel.
Out of the top nine.
But, John, but, John, but, John, didn't you say –
Yeah, but I think you guys talked about Brandon Luckett
not being able to finish the ladder.
He's a knight.
Point being –
No, not – I said he was going to be bad at the ladder.
Not that he wouldn't be able to finish it.
I got you.
Look, Cole Gray-Saber ain't going to the games.
I'll eat crow if he does.
I tell you what, if Luckett doesn't finish the ladder, then Cole Gray-Saber's going to the games. I'll eat crow if he does. I tell you what, if Luckett doesn't finish the ladder,
then Cole Gray Shaver's going to the games.
You're right.
But Luckett better finish that fucking ladder.
Because now you've taken a hard stand.
You better finish that fucking ladder, buddy.
You fucked it right in the ass.
Wow.
That ladder.
Not anybody else or anything.
Nah.
It's a little late.
Good morning.
Maximilian Krieg.
Krieg looking good.
William Leahy, the fourth, the third, something.
William, Bill.
I don't think he's going to take any spots.
Torn lady of Medora.
Yeah.
Full prediction there, John.
There's a lot of rumors flying around that he's toast.
Yeah, I heard from Brian Friend that he injured his Achilles.
Is that where you heard it?
Yes.
Is that a trustworthy source?
Well, I think...
Patrick Clark, are you in the comments?
He's always looking to correct us.
Well, we do know this.
Leahy's out.
He withdrew.
He had a boot on his foot. Boot. And I heard that it's an Ach to correct us. Well, we do know this. Leahy's out. He withdrew. He had a boot on his foot.
Boot.
And I heard that it's an Achilles.
Wow.
Allegedly.
If that is the case, that's really sad.
I don't.
What do you think happened there?
Because they take the bound out of the box jump to protect against that,
but you will still allow athletes to drop from 14 feet in the air straight.
Do they not have the line to drop below?
I didn't notice that.
They have to go to that certain point.
There's no requirement on the descent.
Wow. Actually, the truth is
if they're six feet tall. How are you going to
simultaneously have that
and the box jump standard?
That's what
Taylor's saying.
Belner was free-falling hey, I don't think you have to. Belner was free-falling too.
Belner was free-falling from the top.
I don't think you have to.
Not every single rep the way Bill was recklessly free-falling.
Dude, Kayla put together.
Kayla might have the.
All I'm saying is this.
You play with fire.
You're going to get burned?
I mean, me out of anyone.
I've gotten hurt in competition anyone I've gotten hurt in competition
I've gotten hurt training
It sucks it blows
You gotta take care of yourself
You have to look out for yourself
So it's already blown out there
Is what we assume
Really?
He doesn't look great right there
Oh shit
That's not where he does it though
He's slow You can see it on though. Like, he's slow.
Like, you could see it on the fourth rep where he stops.
The first no rep.
Like, before this.
That was the first no rep.
Ten more seconds.
Ten more seconds.
Here you go, right here.
He got fifth on that workout.
Okay, so he's good there.
Good there.
Okay, the next one.
The next.
This one right here is where he does it.
Yep.
And see, like, it's gone.
He has no idea what's going on right now.
Something's happening, and he has no idea.
Was it on top of the box?
Was it on top of the box?
No way you blow your Achilles out like that.
He's leading with the right foot every time,
so the left foot is coming down second,
and I think when the left foot touches and he goes to explode
is when he feels it.
Push off the right foot.
Oh, there.
And which foot is it that it blows?
That one that he's got all the weight on the left.
I think,
I think it's the left,
but I'm not sure.
Yeah.
That fucking sucks.
Let's see his next jump.
Let's see his next jump.
Well,
he takes 10 seconds to do it.
This is the other thing about workouts getting leaked early and being
in one of the later weeks is, is the great thing about CrossFit is you don't get a lot of repetitive
overuse injury because of the intent, uh, or sorry, the purposeful variants, right?
You're always doing something a little bit different. So you don't get these overuse
injuries. And when these workouts come out a month fucking early because somebody drops the ball over at HQ
And somebody leaks the workouts
Then you have all these athletes running their dick into the dirt for weeks on the same movements lunge box jump over legless
muscle-up snatch
Repeat and that's why you watch the show people for editorial shit like that. That was brilliant
I mean, it's true. You just start feeling beat up when you do the show, people, for editorial shit like that. That was brilliant. I mean, it's true.
You just start feeling beat up when you do the same shit over and over.
It's fucking miserable.
I wonder if that played a part.
I do think him dropping from the top doesn't help things that many times,
recklessly.
And also, what I noticed in his workout, he was flying, by the way.
Incredibly fit dude.
You don't need to drop from the top like that. It's not adding any speed to your workout. He was flying by the way, incredibly fit, dude. You don't need to drop from the top
like that. It's not adding any speed to your workout. And in fact, your body absorbing all
of that shock, like when you come down from a row climb that fast, that fatigues you.
You don't just land. Oh, that did nothing to me. Like you, you absorb all that energy into your
body. That's like shock. It's like receiving a heavy jerk or whatever.
And then you just walk back to your bike a handful of seconds slower.
And I'm not saying use your feet, but pinch with the thigh, slide, grip, drop safely, then trot to the bike.
And you've just eliminated all the speed you gained from doing that.
It's the same thing that happens.
It's a bad habit.
It's just a bad habit.
Falling from the top.
Who?
Rebecca Fitteson. She was just like taking a couple of pins and falling from the top. It's a bad habit. Who? Rebecca Fitteson.
She was just like taking a couple of pins
and falling from the top.
It's just a bad habit.
It's not worth it.
It's a bad habit.
We blame Rich Froning for that.
But he learned how to use his feet
after he fucked his ankle up.
But he would do that thing where he was
one of the first guys to be dropping.
But he would still hold the rope.
Bill's just dropping from the top not holding
the rope right oh yeah like jumping like they literally basically just letting go and let go
oh jesus it was yeah question i think a lot of the fans or the people in chat don't know this but
but to both of you you know how many times athletes are doing workouts or variations of
these workouts that's all they're doing a lot of them maybe not all of them how many times athletes are doing workouts or variations of these workouts. That's all they're doing. That's all they're doing.
A lot of them.
Maybe not all of them.
How many times are you practicing that rope climb event or some variation?
You know,
example,
uh,
Kelsey Keel,
I told me she did that workout three times or two,
at least two times.
That's not enough.
And that's not,
and that's not variations to train it.
That's just testing the actual
event. The repetitive
nature of getting the workouts early
is destructive to athletes.
I hate it. I fucking hate it.
Joel Taylor lures us in with his great
takes then goes off the rails.
And then you heard Ariel say that she
doesn't and hasn't practiced
any of it. She's leading like a freaking boss, dude.
I mean, she didn't do very well.
I think if you have the confidence that you're making the games,
you don't need to do that.
If you're one of these people like Bill or Kelsey,
where you are fucking fighting tooth and nail for a spot,
you are beating the shit out of these workouts.
Yeah, because you need every second.
You need every bit of information to go in there
knowing that you did everything you could.
Kill Taylor's very own Tristan Harris in 13th.
Crazy.
I know.
He's fucking murking.
Let's go, Tristan.
Drake Lewis.
Another Kill Taylor contestant.
Kill Taylor contestant sitting in 14th place.
Scott Tetlow.
Maybe if he would have come on the show at any point,
he'd be a little higher.
He wishes he was a Kill Taylor contestant. Jacob
Schmidt, 16th
place. Just put it on my head, dude.
I do want to say
if he was still in it,
I mean, he
set himself up to make it.
I've got to say this.
Okay, keep going. Sorry.
Trayvon
Benton, Tudor Mag Benton Tudor Magda
Tudor Magda
sitting in 18th place with 144 points
half as many points as the first place guy Patrick Wilner
if you're a coach
and you have to scream at analysts
or camera guys
about your athlete being better than we think he is
you're wasting your fucking energy,
brother. Let me just tell you this. No one gives a fuck what Stephen A. Smith thinks,
and he's good for the sport. Listen, us analysts being up here, it's not about you. It's not about
your precious little athletes, feelings and emotions. We're giving these takes so that
people want to watch your athlete either succeed
or crash and fucking burn.
It's got nothing to do with you guys. So keep your emotions
out of it.
Wow, you're very mature today.
Go ahead.
He went after Tyler.
No, John Young. He went after John Young.
He did go after John Young.
What did he say to me? I didn't hear it.
If someone fucking comes after my boy, I get fucking buck, Ed.
So you might be tall and heavy,
but I've been to fucking prison.
And you've never been to prison, bro.
We need more exposure.
He looks like he's...
He doesn't even look white.
It's so dark.
Well, he wasn't.
He wasn't for that moment.
Yeah, I was red.
Turn the overhead light on.
That 27th place in event one didn't prove to me anything.
Can we see the poll?
It didn't prove to anyone anything, bro.
Can we see how the poll is doing?
All right, so, John, we got Tudor in 18th.
This is a serious question.
Yep.
We'll come back to the poll.
Is he as low as you will go to say that –
I mean, we know how fast he is on his hands.
We know he did great on 24.2,
so he obviously does have good rowing capacity in long workouts.
Oh, he cheated on that workout.
Is he as low as you will go to say if he crushes the snatch,
if he crushes the handstand walk, he could still get in?
Yeah, but somebody else would have to have a dress somebody else would have something go wrong for him to get in somebody
would have to crash and burn somewhere if everybody's like where do you get 190 points
next to you next to events he'll get 190 points so do you think he finishes like between 10 and 12 the weekend? He needs 64 points right now.
He's got a 64-point gap between him and 9th.
You know who he's also got to leap?
You know who he's also got to take out of competition?
He's got to count on Cole Grayshaber fucking up, Brandon Luckett fucking up, Colton fucking up, Sam Quant fucking up, Cole Sager fucking up, Chris Ibarra fucking up, Brent Fikowski, James Sprague, Justin Medeiros, Pat Fowler.
Those guys, to me, don't sound like guys.
None of those 10 sound like guys that Tudor Magda is going to make up 65 points on.
Tell me I'm wrong.
I think he'll be within 20 points of those guys going into event six.
of those guys going into Event 6.
But Event 6,
Event 6,
I do not believe Tudor can have some
Heinrich Hapelainen
like event. Tudor doesn't have that.
What's the time domain on Event 6? If it's under 4 minutes,
he's... It's 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
It is. It's 2 to 4.
I'll tell you what, though. That kid can shoot himself
out of a fucking cannon.
So can Praxis Ballner. So can Justin Madera. So can all of the guys ahead of him. what though that kid can shoot himself out of a fucking cannon so can these other guys so can
just so can all of the guys ahead of the problem is and hey i think tutor can hold on to the
dumbbells the whole way there are a lot of these guys can't do this is the problem seven it's not
that he's not good enough to make up 65 points it's that the 10 people that he needs to do bad
yeah it's not like the women's it's not like the women's field where there's not control of his own
destiny.
No,
fuck no.
Okay.
You need somebody.
I do think he can make the games Jr,
but somebody would have to have to fuck up somebody's a bottom,
a bottom 20 event coming up.
Other than some buddies,
uh,
maybe more than a bottom 20 event.
No,
he would need literally.
He would need either Colton or Luckett to have a,
maybe,
or quant.
Those are the only three people he has a chance of catching.
And he would need one of those three people to have one.
They're both like,
the reason why I don't think it is the case with Colton is because I know
he's going to have a top five of it in the snatch.
It's not like it's going to be a 10th, right?
He might win the snatch.
Yes, but my point,
he's going to have a top five, Colton.
Yeah.
Even though he does bad in event four,
it doesn't mean as much. You see what I'm
saying? Where Luckett could
be like 10th and then a bottom
20 and then a 10th. I think
Tudor jumps that.
If that happens to Luck it number 19th and this is the other thing people i know i'm not even looking at the comments but i
know people in the comments are gonna be like oh i can't wait to see you suck cock next week taylor
listen i can't wait to see you suck cock tonight i'm i'm not fucking on this show as an athlete
fuckers all right he identifies as a jake felton uh
has a comment for you uh taylor crushing the couch poses this weekend do i look hot
uh i want to refer uh was that was that weird see mccannons by the way nice flip of the picture
that is amazing picture i want to refer taylor straight to the Better Health app that he's spitting straight facts about tonight.
What's Better Health? Oh, is that a therapy?
Yeah. Yeah, my mom sent me
to a psych ward when I was younger, dude, and it made me
want to kill myself. Let me just tell you,
that's not the place you want to go to get help.
Tyler J.R., do y'all
think you can make it without that?
I
sit with you on this one.
Anthony TPA, Taylor's feet can give you pink eye.
I'm doomed after this weekend sleeping on his couch.
Dude, Savon has shit.
Savon's fecal matter is floating around the house.
I don't think he can be counted out yet, John.
That's kind of why I asked you.
You don't?
You don't? I don't think he can be counted out yet, John. That's kind of why I asked you. You don't? You don't? I don't think he can be
counted out yet because we
know what he's capable of on four
and five. So I'm just saying you can't
just say for sure he's not making
it yet. Right, right.
He's going to win the handstand walk row.
Oh, and he could do really good.
I think Tudor will win the handstand
walk row. I do too. Tomorrow
could be an amazing day for Tudor Magda.
And he needs it to be.
He could have three top fives.
But to Taylor's point, the guys in front of him are so good and established
or just have enough points in between them
that it's going to take like a 25-plus finish.
Is Sprague going to finish the snatch ladder?
Yes.
Sprague's going to finish the snatch ladder.
He's going to be slow, though.
Him and Lockett will be a battle.
Ooh, that'll be a good watch, John.
Okay.
I got to meet Adam McAdams.
Adam McAdams, Mac.
It's Adam Adam McAdams.
He told me his full name today.
He's Adam twice.
Adam Adam McAdams.
Cool dude.
Coached by Adam Neifer. Trains over there across from Port Vancouver. today he's adam twice adam adam mcadams uh cool dude uh coached by uh adam knifer
trains over there uh across port port vancouver john wood nick roberts did you guys see this guy
nick roberts dude adam mcadams mac is the dumbest fucking name i've ever heard no it's a cool name
no stupid adam adam adam mcadams listen stupid name did you guys see a guy out on the floor
who looks like he just took off his three-piece suit and was working out out there?
I don't know what that means.
He has like perfect hair.
Oh, Nick Roberts, yeah.
Yeah, this dude looks like he's fucking like an executive over at fucking –
Facebook?
No, not something like that, no.
Like a hedge fund?
Either a hedge fund or like an executive like at Caterpillar.
You know what I mean?
Like the company that makes tractors and shit.
Oh, did he fuck his way to the top? I't know he could fuck his way to the top the dude
looks like he fell out of gq it's crazy but he does not look like he fits with the group and i
was tripping on him today i was just tripping on him because he doesn't look like any of the other
guys tall super tall lean it looks like a model but older for, for sure older, and very relaxed.
So then one of the security guys came up to me today and goes,
hey, you know who Nick?
Yeah, that's him, I think.
Let me see close-up of this fucking guy.
What is our Mexican neighbor taping to his bench press set?
I was at it late.
What the fuck, Will?
Yeah, look at it. Those are the glasses he pulled up in his fucking Cayenne.
That guy drives a Cayenne.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure drives a Cayenne.
Is he a team athlete at the games?
He's been to the games on a team?
35 and over.
I swear to God, he just looks so...
35 and up?
35 and up.
Oh, nice.
Hey, Magnus Holmgren just DMed me on Instagram.
I'm going to send him a picture of my balls.
This is really interesting, all of these Masters athletes just playing ball.
Yeah, so the security guy comes up to me and goes, you know who nick roberts is and i'm like nope and
he goes well nick roberts is uh in between events he's going and coaching his kids little league
baseball games are you kidding me i'm just like what the fuck i swear to god this dude looks like
he just rolled in off the street like like he just
got out of fucking corporate meeting like he works at carthart or something you need to reroute rios
and will to just go follow that guy anyway i can't wait to talk to him tomorrow i didn't figure that
out until afterwards oh oh really he's an executive at la fitness
wow well anyway he he does not
Sarah what the hell you could have told us about this guy
Yeah he's a trip
I can't wait to talk to him
Is he a position coach?
Third base coach?
I think he's that coach
Lydia Lozano
I love seeing Taylor stick up for his boys
And spit facts today
What did he say about me?
She Oh I'm sure Ed Mal just called you a spit facts today. What did he say about me? Who?
I'm sure Ed Mow just called you a fucking
idiot, and this is the thing, dude. Only
I can call you a fucking idiot
or Tyler or
Hiller. I would never, John.
Anybody else calls you a fucking idiot,
I'm going to kill them.
Facundo kind of tried to get
at me at Rogue. Fuck Facundo. Facundo kind of tried to get at me at Rogue.
Fuck Facundo.
Facundo doesn't even speak English.
Hey, zip it, dumbass.
John, finish your thought.
What did he say?
He tried to shout me down, and I didn't see him.
And then somebody else caught me and said, hey, this guy wants to talk to you.
And then I turned around, and it was Facundo.
And I'm like, hey, what's up, man?
And he goes, why do you hate Mayhem?
You're such a hater.
And fair comment.
Fair comment.
Fair comment.
Now, fuck him.
Hey, listen, Ed.
Ed Mao is doing the same thing, though, that you're doing.
He's protecting his boy.
No, dude, he's not.
Would you not do the same thing if people did that about Spiderman?
You're right.
I'm a hater.
Or Emily White
I would clip it and send
it to him I beg listen this is what they're
saying about you what are you gonna do about it
no if people
did that with more if people did that
with Morgan you would go
Jason he's gotten fucking
ass raped on in the comments here
dude yeah but I don't
Jason I said it to him
and i say look dude they're talking about your butthole it is kind of gaping look i'm just saying
fair enough yeah it's not it's not no no no i respect i respect there's a difference between
a crowd of equals the homies yeah and now comes after one of the homies yeah and we all fucking
we link up dude i put the brass knucks on i open that guy's mouth
over a curb and i go stomping but listen if somebody if somebody goes after an athlete of
yours yeah it's their dude tutor's a fucking stud he's in north america west let the fucking kid
speak for himself the more ed mao defends tutor the gayer Tudor looks. There it is.
Jeez, Luis, don't clench your jaw, JR.
Somebody in the comments, is there a gay counter?
If I was worried about that, dude, we would have stopped being gay for a long time.
I was ready to be liberated.
It's like you get into a fight at school and your dad comes in and punches the other kid for you.
And all the kids are like, what the fuck?
Shout out Ed Mao.
He told me today he was going to reach out to RX Smart Gear for me.
Peace and love, Ed.
Yeah, it's good, dude.
We love Ed Mao.
Hey, RX Smart Gear left me on Reddit in an email.
I usually ask RF jump ropes.
What does that mean when people say that left you on red
your shit and they don't respond so guess what rx mark you i got a new fucking jump rope it's
not yours i won't be using yours next weekend oh damn i love rx mark your ropes i don't i
fucking hate him is that i think i if is it um uh dave yes oh yeah yeah i love that guy he's a
great guy but man they're media girls.
She should have fucking responded to me.
Well, maybe.
Listen, people get – I wonder if I – so I shouldn't open anything because people get upset if I open it and then don't respond.
I don't know how you track that.
Maybe it was an Instagram DM.
Hey, would you have done – would you ever do an enema, a coffee enema?
Yeah.
No.
Why?
Because I had a dude stick his finger in my ass twice and it felt
good two different dudes it's horrible try it i think when that dude stuck his finger and stuff
on his butt he got a little rise in the front no it feels like immediately like you have to
would you you you start asking questions you need to answer them i've had gummy bears in my asshole
so that's the same thing what oh shit they don't hand out they don't hand. They don't hand out Haribo.
Can Nick Roberts go to the game sitting with 122 points?
No.
I wish I knew more about him.
Dylan Gibbs, Sam Dancer sitting in 23rd place with the 19th, 27th, and 21st.
Good night, Sam.
Or you got a couple big home runs waiting for him too.
No, he should have stayed in the Masters.
What J.R. said about Tudor, Tudor's as low as you can go.
That has a shot.
Yeah, because here's the thing.
Tudor can hit home runs.
He could potentially win two events tomorrow and do really well in the sixth.
The other guys have no shot at that.
Tudor's shit events are out of the way.
Okay.
So Tudor – Go ahead, Savon. No, go ahead ahead i'll text you what pictures of seven seven will text me and i'll respond
and i'll be like are we sure are we doing this and then he'll he'll leave me on scene and text
me five hours later after he initially oh yeah you can't take it personally because that's
operating wait a second you can see even that with text?
He doesn't even know.
You can see if I saw your text and didn't respond.
Yeah, and you'll text me.
I'll text back within the minute, and then I'll see that you saw it,
and then you just don't text me back for five more hours.
I don't think he has the red on.
He has – no, that's incorrect.
Hey, what's John Young's name on your phone?
Maybe it's on Instagram. I think it's just on instagram because you cannot turn that off on instagram which is
interesting what you have to do is seven if you want to talk to him is you have to speak his
language you have to text him and say hey hey and then when he says what's up then you engage
if you just text him a thought or two or three or four if you're like me and you text him like
a paragraph if i see with indentation no he's not doing i'm out you have to say hey or like listen this ain't reading class
she had to know the password uh trayvon uh so so these are the guys i need to follow them i need
to talk to you tomorrow i need to be up tutor's ass trayvon's ass jacob schmidt scott tetlow
drake lewis tristan harrison nick maximilian krieg, Cole. Nick, I'm just going to meet you.
You really just need to be in Tudor's ass. The rest of them don't matter.
Tudor and Cole.
You don't think Tristan Harrison and Maximilian Krieg
have a chance? No?
Maybe. Maybe.
How about Luckett?
They got to do something we don't know about.
Yeah, I would be
in Luckett's pocket.
He'll get butthurt over it.
Nick Roberts doesn't have a chance, but I just need to meet him.
Oh, it is Michelle.
Oh, here we go.
Nick Roberts coaches Michelle.
Easy, easy.
Let's move on here.
He's a hard work pays off athlete.
By the way, I just want to give some nods to people.
I met Brandon Fabry today.
Killer kid.
Sweet.
Yeah, next game James Sprague.
Is it bad that his name makes me think he's like 30?
He's young, though.
He's 22.
No, I can see that.
Arturo Torres, super cool.
Is he?
I hung out with Daniel Kuss a little bit today.
Cool.
No.
He's cool.
Nettlecoff.
He's consistent.
Nettlecoff is cool.
Nettlecoff looks like a tennis player. I'm like, hey, I got something mean to say to you.. Nettle cough looks like, Nettle cough looks like a tennis player.
I'm like,
Hey,
I got something mean to say to you.
He goes,
what?
I'm like,
you look like a tennis player.
Oh,
with the headband,
with the headband and the tucked in shirt.
Wait,
is that chasing Grimm?
Is that,
does that do look like chase?
Okay.
Hey,
there's another guy down there that looks like chase Smith,
but 10 years,
a chase,
uh,
Ingram,
but 10 years older, he's a massage, Ingram, but 10 years older.
He's a massage therapist for one of the guys.
It's a trip.
It's a trip.
Okay.
Uh,
so we did this.
So we went through the men and the women.
Yeah.
Okay.
So we're good.
Okay.
Uh,
great day today.
Uh,
Patrick Rios,
once again,
hitting out of the park.
Uh,
we'll be back in a couple minutes to look at, we'll be back in one minute
to look at the
workouts for tomorrow. No, not
the George Floyd video. We'll be back in one minute to look at
the workouts for tomorrow.
Can I call you
Rose?
Cause you're sweet
like a flower
in blue. Can I call you Rose?
Can I call you Rose?
Can I call you Rose?
Cause your fragrance takes over the room
Can I call you Rose? That was perfect ending.
How do I know Travis from Vindicate is gay?
Because he said, look at those fans.
Fuck off.
Look at all the women.
Okay.
Great video.
Thank you, Patrick.
That's Caleb's attempt to prove he's not gay.
Fuck off, guys.
I'm looking at the girls.
I like women, Patrick. That's Caleb's attempt to prove he's not gay. Fuck off, guys. I'm looking at the girls. I like women, Kay.
Girl tags.
Who's missing? Oh, John Young.
Okay. Caleb, can we
pull up workout number three tomorrow?
Hey, hey, time out.
Oh, sorry. Go ahead. We're in the middle of a show, but go ahead.
I just want to give Rio some credit. My wife
said everything he films is freaking amazing.
Amazing. She just texted me that.
So.
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You see the sticker on the wall.
See a peptides dot com websites up and running.
Use code word SEVON.
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Free water?
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Bariostatic, yeah.
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Bariostatic water?
They make hair grow on your head.
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BPC 157.
If you'd like a BPC 157 shirt or a Kill Taylor shirt,
we're going to bring 1,000 of them to the venue tomorrow.
You got to come watch out up in Scribble in the morning.
That's how you get one.
Yes.
What time is our show in the morning?
Free shirt.
Show starts.
Only 500 are available tomorrow.
They're taking 500 to Knoxville, I guess.
I don't know.
What time is our show tomorrow?
8.30, I think.
Starts at 9.
Be there.
Starts at 9.
Okay, so we start at 8.30.
I'm waking up at 7.30.
It's a good time.
What's the biggest live audience you've had?
I know you had over 1,000 people watching on the internet.
Six people?
13.
Leaves.
Are you exaggerating by a hundred percent?
We're counting Susan, my wife, and leaving nine.
We had thirteen today, dude.
I counted.
Thirteen.
If you're one of the lucky thirteen people who shows up at the stage at 8.30 in the a.m.,
you also get a t-shirt.
Guys, this is the thing.
Where else can you go in California and hear the word retard and all these other things said live and out loud with a Trump hat?
Big score.
Big score.
That's like an Annie Oakley freaking exhibit.
I do want to say for those of you, I only saw Trump hats today at the venue and not a single Biden hat.
How many Trump hats?
One.
Let's go. Let's go let's go i do look
like i'm not wearing pants i'm wearing the vindicate rest day short is that what these are
matt susan getting the cameras recalibrated you can see my penis do i hold my head like jason yeah
dude me and uh travis got, got up to 260 viewers today.
Just talking live all day.
Yeah, John Young is streaming on Twitch.
No, we're on YouTube now.
Oh, you just did.
Did you get any, like, donations?
We got a couple.
They were only, like, $2, but they were both Canadian,
so Travis gets both of them.
Nice.
Making money for spin.
Is that how that works?
Yeah, routes directly. I just said that he could have it it's fine they don't let money out of their economy now yeah youtube takes like 80
of it anyway um but yeah if anybody wants to listen to the commentary on the um with me and
travis instead of the hustle queen. You can watch it.
Oh,
you should definitely guys,
everyone listening.
If you want to support good commentary and good media in the space,
go listen to John Young and Travis brawl,
commentate the workouts tomorrow over a Twitch stream.
Lauren Khalil got more things wrong,
dude.
I,
I,
she got so many things wrong today.
She absolutely attacked my athlete. She called him an HWPO athlete. V wrong. Dude, she got so many things wrong today. She absolutely attacked my athlete.
She called him an HWPO athlete.
Vicious.
That's like a gun to my head, dude.
That's like a knife to the throat.
Can we see what's worse,
calling your athlete HWPO athlete
or John Young saying he's as fit as Brandon Luckett?
Oh, Khalil calling Sam Sperling.
I can't call him my athlete.
Thanks, Sean, for the clarification. Sean Cagan never said that.
Okay, let me see the poll.
Every time it gets elevated to something else.
Let me see the poll.
Caleb, let's see.
Let's see the good work of Caleb Beaver doing science out there, research.
The biggest story for the day, we're putting it to rest,
is Bill Leahy pulling out of his girlfriend. Is that what WD is, withdrawal? Yeah, withdrawal. research the biggest story for the day we're putting it to rest is bill lahey wow with pulling
out of his girlfriend so i am is that what wd is withdrawal yeah withdrawal uh haiti can you uh
second place 27 percent uh story and then caitlin uh bernardin uh who is in third place bernadine
i don't think she's in first but close enough uh. 26%. And then Chrissy Barra. Dude, I'm telling you.
The Kelsey Keel story was huge.
I feel stupid.
We put a new bet in the Heat 1 app for Chrissy Barra,
and no one liked it.
9% of people like it.
Thank you, the 9%.
Heat 1 app, if you want to bet.
Hey, Caleb, I'm going to text this video to you.
That's what we're here for.
Taylor would never go after someone attacking his athlete
No, she didn't attack him. She called him an HWPO athlete. That's like that's fucked. It's not him called
It's not her say almost like calling somebody gay. She said Sperling was HWPO. Yeah, and he's Sentinel. Yeah
Wow Yeah. Wow.
Wow.
Why would you do that?
Sousa chiming in with the most controversial thing. He doesn't have a mic.
Yeah, watch it.
What did he say?
What the fuck is going on outside?
Don't worry.
Hey, how do you stay in Compton?
And she said she woke up in the middle of the night to a woman screaming.
Nuh-uh.
I go, then what?
She goes, I went back to sleep.
No time for that.
She said she assessed the situation, and it sounded like the woman was just crazy,
just having a fighting with herself.
She couldn't hear another combatant.
Have you ever woke up screaming?
Yeah, I wake up screaming all the time i don't know why i have i have bad dreams i do too john i still sleepwalk i'm 32 and
still sleepwalk when i don't i don't sleepwalk but like like my wife is afraid to wake me up
like i'm what's the dream what's the dream you're having oh dude they're
terrible i don't know why but what are they of describe one i don't want to it just makes me
one of the craziest dream i ever had it was so vivid i was a pig butcher and i was butchering
live pigs and so in the dream i was just like cutting this pig's skin off as it was walking
sounds like you got one of colton's dreams i can confidently say that my just work dreams really yeah that's the most vivid
dream it wasn't that scary i just woke up and i felt like what the fuck was that hey do you hate
going to bed because of that john no no i mean sometimes how do you think you know so much about
crossfit he doesn't go to sleep no no no sometimes i have good dreams but uh
oh thank you dear
leslie young from mustard seed.com i get your colton merton's uh stuffy uh leslie young it's
not screaming that john does it's more like a muffled moaning after i put the pillow over his
face but he does seem like he's screaming in his sleep.
It wakes me up.
There we go.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm happy we went down this rabbit hole.
Wait till you have a prostate exam.
And I don't know why,
like I,
I,
it just,
I don't know.
Like just terrible things happen.
Are you closed?
I have, just tell me that and I'll leave you alone.
Are you wearing clothes in those dreams?
Guys, CrossFit just released six new hero workouts.
Yeah, we already know them.
I'm already memorized.
Did you really?
Wait, guys, guys, guys.
Yeah, the last one would be a really good games workout.
The last one is a sick workout.
Nothing screams dedication to someone by releasing six at once.
Right.
And spelling their names wrong.
The Burpee Bar Muscle.
And doing dumb movements, dude.
I heard they're going to move Easter and Christmas and all the holidays just into one day.
Group them.
Super holiday.
Merry Christmas, Mahana Kwanzaa.
I think the Burpee Bar Muscle workout of the Hero workout, the one with the Burpee Bar Muscle, Mahana Kwanzaa. Jesus Christ. I think the Burma Karma Club workout of the Hero workout,
the one with the Burma Karma Club, looks awesome.
Yeah, that's the only one that looks good.
No, let's not talk about that.
Okay, let's work at workout number four tomorrow.
Starts early in the morning.
Three workouts tomorrow.
It's going to be a long day.
We already know Tudor Magda is going to have a great day.
Yep.
Workout number four, 400-meter row, 96-foot handstand
walk, 600-meter row, 120-foot handstand
walk, 800-meter row, 72-foot
handstand walk. Can we go
over to the boys' list?
What's her name going to do on this?
Leslie
Martin? Is that her name?
Lindsay Martin.
She's OPEX, right? She'll do well at this Martin. She's OPEX, right?
She'll do well at this one.
She's OPEX?
I don't think she's doing well.
Let's look at the top 10.
Who's in 10th place?
Grace Schaber.
Let's figure out how Grace Schaber is going to get in.
Is Grace Schaber going to beat Patrick Vellner?
No.
Justin Medeiros?
No.
Maybe.
No, dude. Justin's going to smoke Patrick Vellner? No. No. Justin Medeiros? No. Maybe. No, dude.
Justin's going to smoke this worker.
He's fast.
Yeah, but if Gray Shaver has even a modicum of speed on his hands,
his ability to row is way better than Justin's.
He's fucking massive.
Row or –
He's fucking massive, Tyler.
James Sprague.
No.
No.
Brent Fikowski.
No. Chrissy Barra. Yes.ra yes to beat justin no no no
a gray saber oh gray saber oh oh oh i'm saying gray saber beats no gray saber beats chris
gray saber beat any of these guys can he be velner maderoue, Bukowski, or Ibarra? Oh, he beats Sprague. On the handstand walk workout.
Yeah.
No way, dude.
Sprague is the best rower in the field.
I just don't think the handstand walk,
while the speed of the handstand walk really does seem to balance
with the difference in row paces.
And I'll say, where's the camera?
Programmers.
For this workout, I was 100% incorrect by saying you should always row for calories.
In this workout.
Oh, the camera's dead.
That camera's dead.
We're back here.
We're back here.
Keep looking at it.
In this workout, rowing for meters is absolutely appropriate.
Why?
Because it's a difference in seconds on your hands,
and the difference between a 136 and a 139 is a difference in just a few seconds.
So it makes the effort you're putting out on both relative,
and I think that's the way to go if you want to make both movements better in this workout.
If the handstand walk was like double the volume,
then I think you need to both movements better in this workout. If the handstand walk was like double the volume, then I think you need to row for calories
in this workout.
So going back to
can Gray Shaver beat James
Sprague? You guys are fucking so
underestimating Gray Shaver. Okay.
Brent Fikowski? No.
Christy Barra?
Yes.
Cole Sager? Yes.
uh christy barra yes yes cole sager yes yes samuel kwan yes he's not great hands and walking cold mertens yes yeah oh shit
gray shaver's in he's gonna be you're saying he's gonna outpound all these guys
he has to follow through on five and six as well this will be a good event for him i think he can
be you have you ever seen gray Shaver walk on his hands?
Has anyone?
He's a gymnast. He was a gymnast.
He's got a fat butt too, dude.
He can sit on that rower and make it clap.
I don't know if he'll be lucky, dude.
Luck, it's...
Luck, it's not great on his hands.
Maybe his.
It's a straight line.
Hey, Brandon, if you're listening, make that into another fucking T-shirt, bro.
Scott's really fast.
I'm not great on my hands, Dash Taylor self.
That'll be a new clothing line from him, bro.
That's his M.O., bro.
That's his fucking M.O.
Hey, you got anything for a T-shirt for Brandon Luckett?
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
He's great.
That's going to be on a T-shirt. J.R. Howt? No. Okay. Yeah. He's great. That's going to be on a t-shirt.
J.R. Howell.
No.
No.
Dude, we just gave him a whole line.
All right.
This is a fall line.
This is a fall apparel drop, you guys.
Scott's got a really fast handstand walk,
but I think the rope pace is going to matter a lot for him.
Is he the fastest handstand walker here besides Tudor?
Tetlow?
Yeah.
I think Justin's the second fastest.
Yeah, I think Justin's really fast.
And I think Brent is really fast, actually,
in a straight handstand walk.
All right.
Didn't Brent win Strongman's Fear?
He did.
Let's go to workout four.
Jesus.
Sorry, workout five.
Sorry, workout five.
By the way, are we all in agreeance that Tudor's going to win event four?
I think he's the safe bet.
Yeah.
And it doesn't matter who.
What?
We watch so many small people small people oh that girl snatches
butt ugly sorry uh so tutor will win that last workout and uh gray shaver will pull
after that workout he'll be in the top nine
something worth mentioning again a lot of people already know it but because there are three events
tomorrow they were reseed.
So they'll reshuffle heats to reflect the current leaderboard after four,
but not after five going into the finale,
which is retarded.
So they're only reseed once tomorrow.
Correct.
When we get there and we'll stick with those people.
Why wouldn't you just,
after the first one,
why wouldn't you just reseed after five?
I think the turnaround between four, five and six is, and six is pretty quick, like an hour or less.
And I think they just want to keep the recovery consistent.
That's one of the things, you know, like the athletes got to say on the berm.
I would pull the athletes.
Do you want to be reseated or not?
Oh, now it's a democracy?
Well, hell, they already got a thing on one thing.
Why wouldn't they get that one?
Do y'all think this girl has a dislocated elbow coming?
Waiting to happen? Yes.
In the pink?
Yes. I'm just waiting for it to snap.
Touch and go.
Fuck me, dude.
That rotation just looks like it's fucking
straining.
The boys are watching Australia.
Listen, back to the show.
Workout number five. Ten squat snatches
at one weight at
185. Eight squat snatches
at 205. Six at
225. Four at 245.
Two at 265.
The women of weights are a little bit less.
Who can
Gray Shaver beat at this? Let's go back to the list.
That was Julia Hannaford.
Wow! You guys, I'm going to turn this? Let's go back to the list. That was Julia Hannaford. Wow.
You guys, I'm going to turn this shit off.
I swear to fucking God.
We'll go to bed, I swear.
Patrick Vellner, can Gray Shaver beat Vellner at this?
At the snatch ladder?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Justin Medeiros.
Fuck no.
James Sprague.
I don't think so.
Yes.
Gray Shaver?
Yeah.
Gray Shaver's beating Sprague at the snatch ladder.
Is he beating Brent Fikowski? No. I'll tell think so. Yes. Gray Shaber? Yeah. Gray Shaber's beating Sprague at the snatch ladder. Is he beating Brent Fikowski?
No.
So I'll tell you what.
So James told me that I beat him at the snatch ladder in practice,
which is 840.
So that's really slow compared to these guys.
Maybe he's just trying to make you feel good, John.
No, James has been honest with me.
He tells me when he kills me, too.
Not anymore after this.
Chris Ibarra.
Okay.
Gray Shaber could do that.
That's an unknown.
I think it's going to be close.
I think Gray Sheeper beats him.
Cole Sager.
Yes.
He beats Cole.
Yeah.
Samuel Quant.
No.
No.
Colton Mertens.
No.
Hey, and that's my pick to win the event.
Colton might win the snatch.
I'm going to pick him to win the event in the Heat 1 app.
Yeah, me too.
Wow.
If it happens, it's going to be amazing.
Brandon Luckett.
Yes, Gray Shaber beats him.
Yes, he'll beat Brandon Luckett.
Oh, dude, Gray Shaber.
God.
Gray Shaber's only fucking eight points out right now.
That's what I'm saying.
I think Gray Shaber's in, and that's why I don't think
Tudor can get in. What about this Maximilian
Craig dude? He looks strong as a fucking
ox. I don't know
how good he is at snatch. I've never...
Tetlo.
No.
Yes. You don't think
Gray Shaver can beat Tetlo?
I was sorry. I was saying,
I didn't think Scott would be great.
Let me see if there's anyone,
uh,
Tudor Magda.
No,
Tudor will beat all of them.
Tudor is going to beat everyone,
but Colton,
I think,
or Justin,
do you really think Tudor's fit enough?
Is that what you're asking?
You think he's fit enough?
Yes.
Um,
uh,
he's shown time and time again that he's not i know if he can pace the 185 listen
ed or tutor if you're listening here's how you win the workout go out hot and be stupid
yeah if you don't go out hot and you don't be a stupid big dumb idiot you have a really good
chance of winning the workout and what that means is 185 and 205, yes, are 18 of the reps, but you don't have to do them as fast as everyone
else, especially if you can move 225, 245, and 265 incredibly quick. So if you go nice and steady
and smooth at 185 and 205, and you put your dick in the 225, 245, and 265 bars, you'll have a great
outcome. If you do the opposite and you let your emotions
get in the way, you're not going to
have a good outcome. So please don't do that.
If you don't go as fast as possible, we're going to make fun of you.
We want to see you succeed, bro.
T-Bird, Canada, $5. You guys need to
watch the final heat men's race from this event
from Oceana. We will as soon as
the show is over.
Go ahead, John.
I'm willing to bet that he does exactly that, Taylor.
That he goes out hot?
Yeah.
He's going to see it like this is my opportunity to make the games.
He's going to come off of a win on the handstand walk workout.
Emotions are going to be high.
And I think he's going to just say, I'm the strongest guy here.
I'm going to take off and show the world that I'm stupid.
This is the other thing. This, this is the other thing. If that's the kind of athlete you are,
or the kind of athlete where you yell at a coach, one at your coach, you need a coach who can,
uh, emotionally shepherd you and not be, uh, irrational and not get drawn into engagements
with other people. You need a coach. You could say, hey, look, dude, all that other shit means fucking nothing.
And if you go out there and you do well,
that shit takes care of it.
If you go out there and you act like a fucking retard,
they're going to talk about you like that.
That's pretty logical.
One plus one equals...
So if you want to get talked about,
go ahead and act like a retard.
Yeah.
If you want us...
Well, if you want this conversation, if you want us well if you want to if you
want this conversation if you want taylor's life advice and free uh counseling behavioral health
therapy um what is this what is that instead of better help self-help is this cognitive is this
cognitive behavioral therapy dude self-help i love this motivational self-help tyler i would
love to go to barnes and nobles in the self-help section self-help a picture love self-help. I would love to go to Barnes & Noble's in the self-help section.
Self-help.
A picture of me, page one, sunning your butthole.
Picture of him stealing a ship from the airport.
You should start like a weekly self-help blog.
You know how Peter does fake news?
You should start a self-help, like just a little reel once a week.
He doesn't have time.
He doesn't have time.
Just like 20 seconds.
Yeah, run your ideas by me to 20 seconds especially good ones like that don't any no good
ideas to taylor god stop stop stop looking at the TV
uh where were we uh maximilian craig oh okay uh, okay. Uh, uh, oh, by the way, William Leahy, I highly recommend capeptides.com.
It's completely anonymous.
And, uh, two or three bottles of VPC one five seven right into that Achilles heel.
That thing will reattach in a week.
You know, it's crazy.
Is that that's actually maybe tomorrow.
That's actually, that's actually the study that they did on rats they cut uh rats achilles tendon yeah and they used bpc 157 in one group
and they use a control placebo in the other yeah and the group with the bpc all the scar tissue
group like this which is how tissues naturally grow yeah um when they're healthy and they're
uninjured and when your body repairs scar tissue grows like cross friction wise. Yeah.
And it's really fucked up.
And that's all the control group was grown like this.
All the BBC 157 group was grown like that. And like way faster.
That's true story.
That's yeah.
That's why I called you and asked about it for my peptides.
That's why I called you.
That's why I called you and asked about it for my knee.
But then it's banned.
So I can't ban Shmuel.
Nevermind.
Yeah.
John, John hung. Thank you. Thank you. See can't ban Schmand. Well, never mind. John Hung.
Thank you, capeptides.com.
I'm getting my mom BPC 157.
For what? Her labia majora?
Taylor's bringing his mom to...
Hey, listen.
Speaking of moms.
We're getting a fucking house in Knoxville
for all the guys. All this shit going on here.
Taylor's bringing his mom. I swear to fucking God.
That's not a lot.
That's not a lot.
I swear on a stack of Bibles.
You're not going to be there, dude.
It's okay.
I wish I was.
I'm thinking about going now.
It's all good.
That was the last part I needed.
I'm thinking about going.
Yeah.
I want to see this house holy fuck someone's mom in here i just i just can't she'd never leave it's just a tornado runs through and then we run back out she'd be like what just happened
oh my well here's the thing bro uh i don't say things like whale labias when you're not here. Oh, okay.
Okay.
Whale labia.
I think specifically it's blue whale.
We need to get that right. It's blue whale.
That's really offensive.
Blue whale.
Bring me a piece of that labia.
Hey, that's offensive
to women that you think the labia is.
Hey, Susan's going to get sick to his stomach
if you don't stop saying that.
Just show Susan
a blue waffle.
Oh my
God, John.
I don't even know.
No, no, no, no, no.
Go to share screen.
Remember that video earlier we were watching?
This is in the same vein. No we were watching this is in the same
vein no it's oh it's definitely not in the same vein blue waffle look it up no i did look it up
in the urban dictionary it's a it's a fictional std it is fictional i think yeah i don't need
to see a picture of it dude i'm showing you a picture you don't get to escape that. No, thank you. Moving on. Do you know what a wizard's sleeve is?
Oh my god.
I just learned that the other day.
What is a wizard's sleeve? You don't know what that is.
Is it foreskin?
It's just a big, giant labia. Like, if a labia is really
long, it ain't like a wizard's sleeve.
I was like,
that's a great...
Yeah, it's cool. That's good.
That's just accurate. Yeah, it's cool. That's good. That's just accurate.
Yeah, cool. I like it.
Yeah, Taylor.
Oh, my God. Get out of here.
No phone case.
You throw up over here, I'll kill you.
Zeal just got a no rep on her first snatch.
John, we're not supposed to watch the TV.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
So let's go back to the workout here.
We're talking about workout number five. It's the handstand walk that's not five five's a snatch
yep oh sorry sorry sorry we're sorry we're we're on the snatch yeah we're on the snatch thank you
jr for keeping us on track thank you you want to go around yes yeah uh we already did for the men
i think we got we got colton and uh tutor yeah i think everyone agrees there john well i mean i don't i mean taylor agree we're both picking colton and then tutor and then we
went through the people that and then we went through the people who we think uh gray shaver
can beat and can't beat i think it's time to move on to the women okay let's move on to the women
thank you though i appreciate you first oh sorry yes you. God, thank God you guys are here today.
The show would be horrible
with just me.
Taylor? Yeah.
Maybe I should let Taylor watch TV.
We'd all just stare at his
tank while he does.
Oh, God.
Yeah, it was a bad idea
not having a monitor for us.
Is my wizard sleeve showing?
Workout number six.
Sorry, Caleb.
Sorry, Caleb.
Workout six.
Sorry.
Wizard sleeve.
Jared's like killing me now.
No, I was actually, this is, I hate to admit this,
but I want to say that Borat said that on one of the movies.
Where's Hiller when you need him?
I wonder if Hiller's ever seen Borat.
Oh, a hundred times I bet.
What is your fucking manager?
30 calorie echo bike, 15 muscle up,, 72-foot dumbbell walking lunge,
100 pounds for the boys, 70 for the women.
Let's look at the boys list.
This is one where your wizard sleep could really get in the way of a good finish.
Hey, how's Gray Shaver on the muscle-ups?
I don't think he's great.
Not horrible, but not great.
I don't think we saw one male break the 15 in Europe. I don't think it's
even worth talking about who's good at muscle-ups.
It's biking and who can hold the dumbbells.
The boys. Sorry, Caleb.
The boys. Then we'll roll over to the ladies.
The only way
someone that's really poor at muscle-ups
is going to rear itself is
it'll make them bike slow.
That's what I'm saying, which matters.
Stop it. I all do matter.
Can Gray Shaver beat
Vellner in this? No.
Justin Medeiros? No. Too small.
James Sprague? No. Can he beat Brent
Fikowski? Too small.
Caleb, too small.
Sorry, I was trying to find the wizard sleeve
comment from Boris.
Chrissy Barra?
Can Gray Shaver beat Chrissy Barra can grayshiver be chrissy barra
yeah no idea i don't know shit about him still i don't know anything about him
i'm gonna call him fucking ibarra who's his coach i met his coach who's steven tackett coaches him
which is who yeah which is who uh the guy that's been at crash a bunch of times he's a coach
he he was a member and then he moved,
um,
out to that area to coach Cole Sager from the bike to the muscle ups to the
dumbbell carry.
Can he be cold?
Gray Shaver.
Can Cole Saber be gray Shaver?
Yeah.
Can gray.
I think,
I think Sager beats gray.
Okay.
I like,
I like Sager on sprint events,
especially for finales.
I think it depends where he's at.
Samuel Kwan.
He's always going to destroy this.
Does Samuel Kwan, who I'm picking to win?
Colton Mertens.
The final event?
Yeah, it's a good pick.
Gray Shaver could potentially beat Mertens.
Potentially.
Where is Samuel?
Brandon Luckett.
No.
Brandon Luckett.
He won't beat Luckett in that.
You think Luckett's going to have to be desperate?
He's going to be desperate.
He's going to have to send it.
So is Gray Shaver.
I think Luckett's more powerful than Gray Shaver.
No way.
Have you seen Gray Shaver?
What are the implications of being as big as Gray Shaver in lunges?
That doesn't create power.
Look at Gray Shaver's rear fucking end.
You ever hear a fucking
urban meyer talk about what a fat ass does on an athlete it means they're powerful he has the
posterior chain of fucking aaron donald dude this guy looks like he's dude i disagree it's lunging
that's all ass cheeks will's the most powerful man I know. Hey.
I would say I would just push back on Taylor and say that
generally, I think
the limitation on the lunge is grip endurance
and not glute strength.
Yeah, but Gray Shaper's a big guy.
He's going to have big hands. Or does he have little Burger King hands?
I forgot about that commercial.
You cannot talk while I'm drinking.
I forgot about that commercial.
You cannot talk while I'm drinking.
I don't know what that means, little bird. You never said that commercial.
You got us a little tiny ass ass.
You do, John.
You have big palms, but very short fingers.
Yeah, I have little bird hands.
Wow.
No, they're real small, dude.
I hate this.
At the gym, there was like this toddler
got in the chalk and was walking.
You know, he's putting his hands on the ground.
And my sister-in-law comes in
and says, Tyler, spend the instant walking.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't get it.
My hands are tiny.
Oh, shit.
They're not that large either.
Saving cash.
Okay.
Did we – so where do we fall on that?
So who's going to win that workout, that last workout?
Sam Kwan.
Sam Kwan.
I like Kwan.
Somebody that can –
I don't know. Or – I like one. Somebody or
or
you guys are counting out the Uncle Diddler,
Uncle Pat. The guy's got
crazy grip strength.
Yeah, he uses the fat grips
to help him with something else
that's kind of fat.
If you know what I mean.
Oh, shit. We're approaching
the hour and 30 mark.
Here's the thing.
I don't think Pat will send it if he doesn't have to.
Be cool.
Be cool.
Don't talk about that.
Chill out.
I think James Sprague is capable of winning this event.
Sorry.
I want an energy drink, too.
James Sprague would be my second pick.
Really?
For that?
Sam Quant and James Sprague? Yeah, James has. Really? For that? Sam Quant and James
Sprague? James has outwardly
said he's going to send it.
They're all going to send it.
They're all going to send it.
No, they're not. They're all not going to send it.
If you watched Europe, there was two
guys that did 30 cows in
30 to 35 seconds.
Everybody else was 45 seconds.
How's Tudor's muscle-ups?
I don't think, I think the muscle-ups
are irrelevant.
Is he good at them, though?
Yeah, I think he's good enough at them. I don't think it's gonna matter.
Okay, I'm picking Tudor for that.
I'm gonna pick, I'm gonna pick Tudor for that.
Yeah, I'm gonna pick Tudor for that.
I'm gonna pick Tudor for that.
Yeah, he's gonna be number one, Tudor. I got Tudor for that. I'm going to pick Tudor for that. Yeah, he's going to be number one.
Tudor.
I got Tudor.
Where the fuck is my pen?
I don't know.
I don't think.
Who do you got?
Who do you got?
For the finale?
Yeah.
I'll go Quant.
Who do you got?
Fikowski.
I have Quant.
Why do you have Fikowski?
He's good at gymnastics.
He might be a little slow but he's
gonna be killing the bike he knows his self he knows how to pace he knows how to do it in the
last minute and he's got the length on the lunges hey i wonder if uh get losing to james today twice
they're taking two seconds to james kind of woke up something in him. And, and cause you know, no,
no,
no.
He knows right where he needs to be.
I know.
But at some point you got to just be like,
fuck,
like I'm getting beat by this frigging grasshopper.
Yeah.
We actually ran into him on the way in on Friday.
Um,
and he said some really like to me,
I guess profound things to Taylor,
like some advice,
which I won't share here,
but it'd be really
cool when you have him on the show i like talk to him about his um journey through crossfit and
like early on where his mindset was before competitions and where it is now because some
of the things he said was like it's pretty cool he had some oh he had like competition advice yeah
and he said he said when you get tired of using the right hand just use the left
almost almost revolutionary what i was referring to the man the man's a genius i never thought of He said when you get tired of using the right hand, just use the left. Holy shit. Almost revolutionary.
Almost pervading what I was referring to.
The man's a genius.
I never thought of that.
Hey, did you – oh, so you weren't appreciative of the advice?
No, I was super appreciative of it.
Oh, okay.
It was a good conversation.
He's respecting the conversation by not sharing.
Oh, so does he see Taylor as a young Padawan?
Probably not.
I'm not young, and I'm not a Padawan.
Excuse me.
I'm talking to JR. Does he see Taylor as a young Padawan? Probably not. I'm not young and I'm not a Padawan. Excuse me, I'm talking to Jer.
Does he see Taylor as a young Padawan coming up the ranks and he wanted to leave him
the golden chalice?
Yeah, he didn't,
but he didn't assert himself
like, hey man, let me give you
some advice. It was more just
Taylor being vulnerable to
him, talking about some things he struggles with
and Brent being like, well, hey dude, what I learned is to do this.
Wow.
That's really cool.
You and Fikowski tight?
Yeah, we're fucking homies.
Where is he?
Are you as close with Fikowski as you are with Colton?
No, me and Colton are homies.
Same, same.
A different.
Okay, who do you got for the last workout?
I want to say Quant.
But my heart tells me...
Pat Vellner.
Wow.
Vellner's a good pick.
I think Vellner wants to win, too. It's Vellner's a good pick. I think Vellner wants a win, too.
It's Vellner's to lose, I think.
He just uses the fat grips, dude.
That's all he does.
Okay.
No one else is a threat, right?
It's basically just Cole Grayshaber's the only threat.
You guys don't give any credence to Maximilian Krieg,
Tristan Harrison, or Drake Lewis.
Potentially, too.
I mean, there's going to be a surprise.
There's going to be someone who's in a qualifying position
either going into the last workout
or just out of a qualifying position going into the last workout,
and they'll just do something crazy,
kind of like Victor did in event six.
Not many people were expecting, and they'll crush it.
Let me push back on that, JR.
The only reason why there's a surprise in the top ten right now is because we don't know Chris Ibarra.
I was going to say this.
But other than that, there's no surprises.
Patrick Vellner, superstar.
Justin Medeiros, superstar.
James Sprague, superstar.
Brent Bukowski, superstar.
Cole Sager, superstar. Samuel Quant, superstar, superstar. Brent Bukowski, superstar. Cole Sager, superstar.
Samuel Quant, superstar.
I mean, they all have like crazy credentials.
Colton Merton, superstar.
Brandon Luckett.
I mean, Brandon Luckett, there's some unknown, right?
Going individual here.
He's a three-time games athlete.
But he's been in the game for a while.
Right, right.
And then Cole Grayshaber, a little bit unknown.
And then, you know, I mean, it's going to be hard to knock out those first eight that I mentioned.
And Chrissy Barr is the only one we don't know, so that's why we're like, hey, you're fucked if anyone is.
Could we see Chrissy Ibarra in the top five in the last event?
No.
We know he has power in the legs because his front squats were so fast.
Yeah, I would say that I would be surprised if he stays in fifth
and doesn't at least drop a little.
I think the one most endangered.
Not in the event itself.
You're saying there's no shot we see him in the top five.
I definitely don't want to say there's no shot,
but I think the likelihood that he drops a little is more likely than he just stays.
Hey, here's a couple things to know about him.
There's no chub on him.
He takes his nutrition seriously. He's got meat on him. I. Hey, here's a couple of things to know about him. There's no chub on him. He takes his nutrition.
He's got meat on pretty sure he's a former college football player.
Yeah.
He's thick,
but we also know he can run.
Yeah.
And,
uh,
he's like when he's back there,
you can tell like he's mature and he's,
he's like,
he's,
he's well kept and he's like,
he's got a good vibe about him.
He's not like overstressed or over relaxed.
He's just fucking neutral. Guys,
have you fucking
seen Travis Williams?
Oh, here we go.
He's a big man.
Yeah, I saw him at the event.
I saw Dave talking to him. He's on a team.
Travis Williams?
No, you're not thinking of the same guy.
Misfit Williams. Yeah, that one.
It's him, isn't it? He's fat as fuck
right now. He's on a team?
He is so fat. Yeah, he is.
CrossFit Gamer.
Just watch this video.
Oh yeah, I saw him.
Watch him take his shirt off. Stop.
Oh, I like it.
I like it. I don't think he's that fat.
Dude! What? He's just a big boy.
He's just thick.
No, brother.
He had his shirt off up there.
Scroll up a little bit, Caleb.
He had his shirt off up there.
That's at the top.
Yeah, he's there.
He's at the event.
That's amazing.
He used to be like ridiculously overweight.
Hey, yeah, he was obese. He came into CrossFit. Now he's just chilling. No, he got and he was overweight hey yeah he was obese he came
into crossfit now he's just chilling and now he got unobese and now he's back no that's
pick the one with his wife god his wife's beautiful
he looks pretty big he's eating worse than john young and that's saying a lot bro
just nice juke move on that. Yeah, that was.
Oh, wow.
That's so cool.
I don't think he's – He's like, God.
I think he looks good.
He's just a big dude, and he's in fucking hibernation mode.
He doesn't look good.
He looks like –
Stop.
Stop downsliding the people, Sevan.
I'm not.
I'm just telling you.
Everyone says the last day is a
big guy workout. Does Brent podium?
Brent podium? Yeah, that's a good question.
Hell, I picked him to win. Yeah, absolutely.
He's in fourth, dude.
No, he's absolutely podiuming. No, he's not.
It's not absolute. I would put money up. I would put a lot of money up.
I think he's going to get second. I think he'll be second place.
Yeah.
I'll say this. When I hurt my knee, I got fucking thick.
I got chubby as fuck.
Let me say this.
How good does Justin Medeiros look right now?
Let me say this.
Pretty good.
Medeiros looks good.
He looks great.
Justin beat Brent
in
two of the three workouts.
Justin looks good.
I got to say, dude, the way he's acting after workouts,
it makes me begrudgingly like him.
Yeah, his swag's back.
Is that what you mean?
He got a little swagger?
No, he's just being a cool dude.
His sportsmanship.
He's not being a dick anymore.
It's making me like him.
Yeah.
Which, you know, it's really hard to not like someone
and then to do a 180 and like them.
Not for you.
Yeah, you flip-flop on people fast, bro.
You love me in 10 minutes.
I wouldn't use the word flip-flop.
When Justin gets fifth this year, Taylor will be there clapping for him.
At the games?
Yeah.
Dude, when I hurt my knee, I went to do a workout at JR's barn,
and I took my shirt off, and Jason pointed at me and laughed at me.
That's factual.
Jason, what's that?
I thought I was doing ring dips, and my fucking stomach was hitting me in the chin.
That's the story of my life, dude.
Really?
Yes.
Fucker.
Yes.
Welcome to my world.
I was at the beach with the the the families three other couples and
i took my and all the husbands were ripped and i took my shirt off and one of the wives says oh
you have a dad bod oh jesus and that's when you take your cock out i've got a dad cock too lady
wow good one yes He's got her.
He's like, I've got three legs and a dad bod.
Good one.
I love what Simon can't bat with it.
He's like, oh no.
It was a good one, Caleb.
It was a fucking great one, okay?
And what sucks is she's 50 and hot as fuck.
Oh no.
Yeah, it was horrible. She's 50 and looks as fuck so oh no yeah it was horrible she's 50 and
looks like she's 25 it's like when they call you oh you're cute yeah oh okay uh okay um let's go
to the women uh talk about workout number four workout number four was what jr uh it is for time
400 meter the handstand row 96 foot handstand walk 600 120 872 so it's a 96 foot handstand walk, 600, 120, 800, 72.
So it's a bunch of handstand walking, bunch of rowing.
We're going to look at the girls.
Let's go down to the bubble.
I think Fusile is the one to talk about here.
And as exciting as the lunge to finish is,
and as much drama and like potential failure,
I might argue that the handstand walk is the most exciting to watch
oceana had a really good race when there are people racing at the end like we saw with yellow
and like it wasn't oceana it's like it i mean it's any kind of movement on the floor like that
where there's an actual like race to watch is that mean when you hear that the handstand walks
are the best workouts you know we've lost all perspective on what's good to the outside world,
and you're just a full-blown CrossFitter.
Explain what you mean.
CrossFitter.
Like, no one thinks that, what JR just said, outside the CrossFit space.
Like, to them, that's like speed walking.
Oh, look at the CrossFitters racing on their hands.
I don't know, dude.
It's the handstand walk event from 2012 that got me into CrossFit.
Oh, okay. You point, JR. Stacey know, dude. It's the handstand walk event from 2012 that got me into. Exactly. Oh, okay. You point, JR.
Stacey Lamb, Kelsey. Okay, so who's in striking distance here?
Is Stacey Lamb with 165 in striking distance?
No.
Kelsey Keel, is she in striking distance?
Yeah. Kelsey Keel is going to have a great day.
One point more?
Well, no, because I know Kelsey Keel is going to win the snatch workout
and Stacey Lamb is going to do nothing tomorrow.
That's why.
How about Danny Spiegel?
Is she in striking distance at 17?
Yeah, Danny Spiegel is in striking distance.
No, she's not.
Carissa Stapp.
Gabriella Spence.
What's she going to be batting tomorrow, Taylor?
Danny Spiegel is not that fit, bro.
You're talking about Tudor just not being fit?
There's two specialty events, and we just said Tudor had a shot. You said he could win two events. Danny Spiegel's not that fit, bro. You're talking about Tudor. There's two specialty events, and we just said Tudor had a shot.
You said he could win two events.
Danny Spiegel.
Danny doesn't have a shot.
How is she on her hands?
Sucks.
Is that true?
No.
She's good in a straight line.
Does anyone know how Hattie Cano is?
I'm imagining she's not bad.
I think she's just going to be solid from here on.
And Gazan solid?
Yeah, Gazan's going to
rip tomorrow apart.
How about Caitlyn?
She was...
I think Birden's going to drop.
I think it's going to be tragic.
Yeah.
Gentlemen?
Oof, that's profound. I think she's going to be tragic. Yeah. Gentlemen? Ooh, that's profound.
John, I'll let you make that claim.
That's a lot. That's big.
She has to lose 100 points.
She has to get...
She has 100 points to play with.
And if you don't finish the snatch ladder, you're going to drop that far.
Abigail Domet?
She's great. She's fine.
She'll be second place by the end of the weekend only up wow uh emily roll on this workout handstand fine on the handstand yeah uh ariel lohan
she's gonna win i don't know i i'm gonna i'm gonna go with a sleeper pick to win this workout,
but I'll wait until we pick them.
Bethany Flores?
She'll be great.
She'll do well.
Kyra Milligan?
I don't know.
She'll do well.
How is she on her hands?
Good.
She's skilled.
Yeah.
I'll trust Taylor.
He was right about the rope climbs.
Lindsey Martin.
Hey, dude, I cannot see Michael Fitzgerald neglecting handstand walking.
No, she's slender. She's good at handstand walking.
She's also got an engine. The thing I worry about with her is she's not heavy enough,
and I don't know that she's powerful enough to pull.
They don't do CrossFit, bro. They do OPEX.
She's not going to the CrossFit games. She's at the OPEX games.
You think she'll finish top 10 in that workout?
I would veer towards no.
JR?
Probably not.
She has a fifth, a 32nd, and a third.
See?
Yeah.
She got pulling power.
Was that because of the front squats?
Yeah.
She was going.
So really, the one we need to watch her more on is probably the snatch Yeah
But also she's not going to roll very fast
She's a little girl
Yeah she's not
She does not look like a little girl in person
I'll tell you that
I don't think Emily looks like a little girl
Compared to you Sevan
Fair no I understand I don't think Emily looks like a little girl compared to you, Sevan. No offense.
Fair.
No, I understand.
Janie Cheveri.
Even Fusile looks big next to me.
Janie Cheveri.
I think she'd do well in this.
Upside down?
Anyone know her?
I don't.
I don't know her.
If this is who I think it is, she's like a clone of Ariel Loewen,
if it's who I think it is. There is a competitor. There is a competitor. That's not think it is she's like a clone of ariel lohan if it's who i think it is
that looks exactly like ariel lohan their body does like from from a distance yes everything
is the same yeah we need to figure out like they move similar yeah i don't i don't know who that
it's not janie though it's not janie oh it not Janie. I approached her and I was like... She's one of the females from the earlier heats, like heat one or two.
Okay.
She kind of like...
Are you...
Yeah.
Okay.
Fusile.
That's the question.
I want Fusile to go to the games.
I think she's going to do well here.
Top ten?
Man, she surprised the hell out of me on the front squat workout.
But what about the rows?
You guys keep saying that they're putting a lot of weight on the rows.
It is important, especially for the women as well.
She's one, though, that I think because she's so fast,
she will make up the time lost on the row splits.
She can actually make that.
I think, like how JR said before,
I think the rowing and the handstand walking are really –
I actually think they did this workout really well, and it's 50-50.
They did this workout really well. And they're fit.
It's 50,
50.
And so if she's,
uh,
if she's 40 on the rower,
she's more than 60 on handstand walking.
As far as like the field goes,
like Anthony walk speed,
she's probably 95 percentile.
And then rowing speed around half 50 percentile,
which means she's going to be top 10 in this workout.
Did something, did he, what, what, what happened? Something happened? No, he's going to be top 10 in this workout.
What happened? Did something happen?
No, he's got to pee, but I do too. I've had to pee
for like an hour. Oh, okay. Guys,
quick break.
Pee break. Remember
capeptides.com
for all your Achilles
tears.
Duh.
This is called Melanotan 2.
It's supposed to accelerate tanning, and it's also supposed to increase sexual arousal.
And I think that the second one is actually more of a side effect than it is the main goal.
Everybody wants to know how to reconstitute these things.
Remember, the first thing is that you need the bacteriostatic water.
Second thing that you need to do is you are constantly using these alcohol swabs.
Now, here's the thing.
You got two separate needles.
Never reuse the same needle.
So what I'm gonna end up doing
is I'm gonna put two milliliters of water into there.
It's just sucking the water in there.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
That's how you know that the peptides are good.
Now, I'm insane, so I like to re-sterilize the top of it.
I just put the pad on there, and I just twist it. And I'm just going to go right here right next to my belly button.
So I pull this out put the tip in yeah just a tip. Make sure there's no air bubbles in there so you
give it a flick the bubbles rise at the top. Pull this out and I just stick it in my stomach right
there. Very slight little pinch it's like the world's smallest bee. It doesn't even matter.
little pinch. It's like the world's smallest bee. It doesn't even matter.
I'm done. Just like that.
I'll take any flavor.
Welcome back to the show.
Gabrielle
Aspenst.
The rest of these girls, we just don't know enough about,
do we, JR? Gabrielle Aspenst
versus Stapp. I really don't know enough about, do we, JR? Gabriella Spence versus a staff.
I don't, and I really don't like speaking to athletes that I know nothing about
because it's just an easy way to sound ridiculous the next day.
Kelsey Keel.
She's only moving up.
Thank you.
And by a lot.
I don't think she'll make a move on this workout in particular, though.
She needs 30 points, 29 points to get in there.
I think she'll be around.
Wait, nine girls go or 10?
Eight.
Eight go.
Oh, God.
John, you think she takes top fives on both five and six?
You think she's going to do really, really well on six also?
I think she'll be first place in event five,
and I would bet anything on it.
And then event six is going to be top five. place an event in five and i would bet any anything on it and then um i really wish her
uh can you go down and see where olivia is she in 20th if you had to give okay so we're gonna
get to see kelsey and olivia go head to head most they're gonna recede after four so hopefully
hopefully those two can stay in the same heat for the snatch ladder. I think they will.
I don't think Kelsey will be top 10.
I think she'll get 10 to 15 in this next workout.
Then Olivia, I think, will do well in this workout.
That'll put them in the same heat.
Spiegel also.
I think Spiegel, Keel, and Olivia will all be in the same heat,
which is going to be pretty darn neat in event five.
Olivia Keel and who?
Danny on the snatch ladder.
Danny Spiegel.
I see a 10 to 15 here and then two top fives, like you said.
How many people will be in that heat, you think?
10.
That'll be the third heat.
Yeah.
All right.
Good stuff.
Okay.
Let's go to,
so,
so you have a keel when it,
okay, let's pick winners for this.
The snatch,
but wait,
no,
no,
no,
no.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Snatch.
Yeah.
No,
no.
Okay.
Do we pick winner for the handstand walk?
For the handstand walk,
actually,
because of quarterfinals workout one,
and just from talking to people who know how she did in testing,
I think Olivia is going to smash the handstand walk because of her row pace.
And I'm going to just pick her as a big sleeper in this workout.
Kirsten, I don't hate it at all.
So wait a second.
If she takes two firsts, that would give her 318 points.
Well, John says that Kiel is not going to be denied on event five.
So let's say that Olivia's going to be denied.
On event five?
Yeah, on event five.
Has anyone gone sub five?
No.
Not in competition.
Laura should have, but she freaking mailed it. Oh, John, let it go.
What happened to Laura? He just, he's,
he's faulting her for not going for the jugular and going for the win and just
like doing what you think I'm wrong to do. Yeah.
That was the extent of her ability. What she did.
She had to wait 15 seconds to do that next snatch.
I think that if you would have been in the same situation as she,
you wouldn't have just automatically been like,
I'm going to go for it even if I miss this snatch
just because I want to beat her on this.
If you're Laura Horvath.
If I'm Laura Horvath, I'm not.
Oh, you walked a mile in her shoes?
You walked a mile in her labias?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in her shoes. You walked a mile in her labias. Oh, fuck.
I like how
Taylor doesn't talk for five minutes
and then that's what comes out.
I just peed and I'm going to pee
myself again.
Oh my goodness.
You do need some pelvic floor therapy, huh?
Now, hey, if Olivia has sub five,
if Olivia or Danny has sub five, then they could beat her.
I just know Kelsey's going to go sub five.
Okay.
Speaking of Kegel exercises, birth fit.
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so do you think so olivia okay your top five's coming up
i think so yeah yeah i want i want to i want to see her come back and get in so maybe i'm picking
with my heart a little bit more than i should be if she had three top fives and round out the
weekend and then made and then snuck in on that last than I should be. If she had three top fives to round out the weekend
and then snuck in on that last spot, it'd be amazing.
But she's taking away a spot.
I think Bernadine.
And can we go back to the leaderboard?
Who's the other no-name that we don't know?
Not Hattie Konyo, but Bernadine.
And then there was another one.
Lindsey Martin and Yanni Chavri.
Yeah, Yanni Chavri, Bernadine, and Lindsey Martin,
I think will all drop out.
And so what does that mean?
How will Fusile do on the snatch, John?
It's going to be a challenge for her.
I mean, that's the event.
That's the event that I'll decide if she goes to the games or not.
It's not the same equation as
Alyssa Fuliano. Alyssa Fuliano
is very strong.
It's not like Alyssa Fuliano at all.
I want to wish for
the same Juju, but it's not the same equation.
Is there enough room for
Olivia if that happens, if those three drop out?
You have Gazan,
you got Gazan, Caño,
Domet, Rolf, Ariel. I don't think we could say bethany
i think i'm gonna drop out kyra that's six and then as taylor likes to say yeah who's she gonna
kick out and then it'll be between it'll be between fusile bethany and kelsey keel and
olivia two spots you think you think olivia can say those names again
say those names again it's going to be between bethany flores rebecca fusile kelsey keel and
olivia kerstetter and you think olivia can come back that much on those three girls she's not
coming back that much in kelsey but kelsey's going to kill these two vince too yeah i don't know it
may actually come it may come down to the finale and I hope it does because that's what,
that's how it should be.
And if it does come down to the finale,
my money is going to be on Kiel and,
uh,
uh,
Olivia,
just because I know they can dominate that event and Fusile and,
um,
Bethany are not,
you know what I mean?
As far as the bike and the dumbbells,
like the bike and the dumbbells go.
Bethany stout,
man, man, those dumbbells might not fuck with her.
She looks good.
We were sitting close to where the athletes exit and walk up the steps.
And, I mean, she looks like she's in phenomenal shape.
Did the front squats look heavy for her?
No.
The last few did.
Maybe the last few.
Yeah, she did.
She was grind shitty on the front squats.
Yeah.
I don't know. You know what I think Bethany's doing on the front squats yeah i don't know you know what i think
bethany's doing on the front squats i think she's very intentional i don't think she's like racing
them i think like she's conscious for each one like you know what i mean like some people might
forget what they're doing between reps seven and ten i don't think that happens to her no she's
more conscious of her body i mean she's more fearful of hurting herself yeah you can kind of
see it it's it's there's a lot of control Which is the thing you don't need on the last event.
In event six, it's Send It City.
Yeah.
Patrick Clark, Bethany crushed the bike today.
Hey, got any word on Bill Leahy, Pat?
I just knew that would wake Taylor up.
Your multitasking is unreal, second to none.
Wow. Final workout for the women
uh they they get on the assault bike or the echo bike then they do uh 22 calories on the
echo bike 15 muscle up 72 foot dumbbell walking lunge uh who wins it
who wins it?
Alex Kazan.
Females.
Kazan.
Kazan.
Yeah, I got to go with her on that too.
Kazan will do the 15 ring muscle-ups unbroken,
and of the girls that can do that,
she'll bike the fastest.
And I don't think she's letting go of the dumbbells.
She has the best deadlift.
Can I say helmet?
No.
Danny. No fucking shot. Sorry, dude. No. Danny.
No fucking shot.
No.
He's getting over the ring 15 times.
You didn't tell me.
I thought that was a no.
No, it's a massive issue for her.
She has horrible lockout on her ring muscle-ups.
Yeah, that doesn't matter. She does the kickback thing.
She does ring muscle-ups fast, does the kickback thing like she does ring muscle
ups fast but they don't fucking count yeah if she if they're gonna being hard on standards
they're gonna this they're gonna hit her her execution is done properly she'll win this nope
hey listen she closes her eyes and goes i was watching her today she can't she can't hurt
anymore she can hurt she doesn't know how to hurt there's not enough time to hurt in that workout
yes she does oh yeah there is hey afterwards uh hurt. There's not enough time to hurt in that workout. Yes, she does.
Oh, yeah, there is.
Afterwards.
She's like Tudor, dude, in the sense that she can just.
You've done it?
Yeah, three times.
Okay, how long did it take you?
18 seconds.
It's going to blow out your Achilles heel.
So Tyler's lying.
He hasn't done the workout.
No, dude, prove it.
I have done the workout, and it hurt a lot.
Thank you, John.
18 seconds.
Okay.
So who do you have?
Who do you have?
Someone pick Gazan.
Yeah,
I picked Gazan.
They both did.
And who do you pick?
Who are you?
Domet.
Domet.
Wow.
Who you got Taylor Jr.
They picked her.
They say Gazan.
I said,
yeah.
Have you done the workout,
Taylor?
Yeah.
What'd you get?
Can't talk about it.
I got collapsed.
I suck at that workout.
Did you meet me by a minute?
More.
Patrick Clark, William Leahy, the fourth's dad,
said he tore his Achilles.
Judge who no-ripped, said he heard it pop.
No way.
Hey, so it happened on that box jump.
It wasn't jumping.
You think it tore on the jump downs?
I think it tore on the jump up.
No, but I'm saying, I'm saying like, like, do you think?
No, no, no, no.
I don't think that the, it ruptured it wasn't
anywhere but on the box okay you don't
think like it got something happened on jumping down
from the rope and then the box it might have pre
fatigued but yeah I could have yeah it could
be bad do we think about you know he was moving
fast though until that moment there was a
critical thing what why
do they say ruptured Caleb why
don't what what is this ruptured means fully
fucked yeah and it's like I don, Caleb? Why don't – Because ruptured means fully fucked.
Yeah, and it's like I don't think – Dude, I don't think we would have seen it roll up.
How would he have finished his jumps?
Yeah, like how would he have finished his jumps?
His right leg.
You would have seen the thing suck up into his calf if he fully fucking sucked.
So you watch a bicep chin and tear.
The whole thing goes up here.
I've seen a girl –
I was competing on a team in like 2019 as like this
little local comp and the girl on my team popped her achilles on 30 inch box jump overs and i saw
it fucking happen i saw the thing go shoot shoot up into her calf oh she was down and fucked but
listen rupturing's burst does it burst awesome that may have just been a poor choice of they
call it a ruptured Achilles tendon.
What is that thing made of?
Is that thing have blood flow in it?
Caleb, what is that?
Yeah, that's.
But when it if you watch his video and you see him jump up, his left leg doesn't press down anymore.
He's all he's pressing out of his heel every time out of his left leg.
And if you watch his right leg, his toes press down on the ground when he jumps off the ground for the
rest of his.
That's insane.
If he finishes jumps,
the fucking torn Achilles.
Y'all need to put some respect on his legend.
Click on him.
Click on him a punk.
Cause dude.
Yeah.
Put some respect on this man's fucking name.
John,
give this guy some respect.
I've been saying it since the start.
Oh,
Lupe Lupe uh in mexico
a rupture is is complete and a tear is only partial or impartial okay
but he's way more man than andrew and aaron rogers a rupture achilles tendon no no he's not
uh rupture achilles tendon is a sudden injury that occurs when the tendon at the back of the ankle breaks.
Yeah, breaks.
God, can we stop talking about this?
It's making me sick, and I don't want to think about injuries.
It's the most common.
Do you think the judge felt bad no-repping him after that, after he saw what happened?
Because he no-repped him twice after that.
He doesn't know.
Do you think Liz felt bad no-repping Taylor after the fall backwards off the box?
And then when he stepped off, and then when he jumped off the other side.
No judge has ever felt worse than that, I'm sure.
She felt horrible.
She said no-rep was such vigor.
She went to the drinking fountain, got a sip of water and came back.
You were still on the ground.
Okay. James Stubb,
why did Justin's judge make him do
an additional rep? Must have been a no rep.
He jumped down.
Practice.
Oh, interesting.
You weren't allowed to touch the top of the box.
Yeah, he didn't jump down.
Oh, yeah.
Justin,
he's talking about Bill. He could have touched
his own leg. Justin hopped off
on one, I'm pretty sure. Yeah.
Kyra got no ripped on that as well.
But Daniel Garrity's talking about...
Kyra got a no rip for touching her knees. That's what I'm saying.
Bill didn't
get a no rip for touching his knees. He got a no rip for
touching the box. No, I don't think it was a poorly
programmed event.
What, Tyler?
Barry McOchner? What?
I missed it. Is Taylor pissing you off?
Yeah, now he won't respond or look at me.
That's what pussies do.
Hey, the camera came back.
So the camera came off
for JR's soliloquy that he wanted to say at the camera.
Soliloquy!
Okay, final thoughts.
Let me ask this.
Does Fusile make it to the games, JR?
No.
I say yes.
If Olivia makes it, I don't think she does, JR.
Okay.
Here's your choices.
You only get two.
Let's just do it here.
You only get two of these.
Or do you only get one?
You only get one, John?
A Fusilet, Bethany, Kelsey, Keel, or Olivia?
You get two of Olivia, Keel, Fusilet, and Bethany.
You get two of them.
Okay, you get two of those, JR.
You get to pick Fusilet, Bethany, Kelsey, Keel, or Olivia Kerstetter. You get two of them. Okay, you get two of those, JR. You get to pick Fusile, Bethany, Kelsey, Kiel, or Livia Kerstetter.
You get to pick two.
I don't want to pick two.
Tyler.
Bethany.
Bethany.
And Kelsey.
Kelsey, thank you.
Taylor, you get two.
Fusile, Bethany, Kelsey, Kiel, Livia Kerstetter.
Oh. Oh. I like. Fusile, Bethany, Kelsey Keel, Olivia Kerstetter Ooh Ooh
I like
Ooh
That's tough, man
Ah
Fusile is closest
I really like Bethany and Fusile
Actually, that's
Yeah, yeah
Okay, so Bethany and Fusile
So that's two for Bethany.
John Young.
Fusile, Bethany, Kelsey, Kiel, Olivia, Kerstetter.
I say Bethany and Kiel, and then Olivia's just short.
It's just too much of a point gap.
She's really, really behind.
Three.
Three for Bethany.
Bethany.
J.R. could seal Bethany's fate's fate here fusile bethany kelsey
keel or olivia kerstetter you get two i think if those are my choices and i've got to look at the
numbers and the cushions i have to say bethany stays in and then knowing like knowing already
because of john um and his knowledge of testing
I'll go with Kelsey
wow one for Fusile four for Bethany
three for Kelsey Keel
zero for Livvy Kerstetter
and this is assuming
Bernadine has a massive
fall if she doesn't have a
massive fall only one of those names is
getting in
and that's Bethany
I don't necessarily
think that she has four votes i would still pick kelsey hey bethany's polling well john
hey and you say that because you said because you trained with uh kelsey keel some camp you went to
yeah yeah she was pretty she was pretty unfit whenever I went to that training camp.
I know, but she tells you were charmed by her.
100% I'm biased.
Yeah, I will admit that I'm biased with that pick,
but I just think these events are going to be great for her.
Event four will be the worst out of the three tomorrow.
Even though I'm not biased, and I still side with you on this.
Barry McCocken are horribly programmed.
500 double unders, jumping down from the ropes, and box jump overs.
Yeah, your Achilles is going to be screwed.
Jer?
Again, to Taylor's point, and it's something we discussed
as soon as the workouts came out and showed up in Scribble.
It's not running one day and jumping the next day.
It's what they did for three weeks leading up to this.
That's the compounding.
It's not at the competition.
And Leahy trains hard.
Yeah.
I don't think he trains any harder than anybody else though.
I'm not someone that thinks there are people that are really doing a whole
lot different than everybody else.
I think Leahy does way more volume than some people.
Okay.
That might be true.
I'm saying training hard is training harder and doing more volume is not
the same,
but the,
okay.
But more volume would put more stress
on your joints and time yeah uh tyler what was the question i didn't have a question i know
junk volume i know i had a question what was it was it poorly poorly programmed oh was it poorly
programmed no no i i agree with both of them we see this every every year when they leak the
workouts early or release
the workouts early people overwork themselves i think magnus holmgren really wants a dick pic
for me because he's all in my dms uh don't do it chris giles talk about the week uh how weak
the oceana field is maybe tomorrow thank you though for the suggestion uh you're not the
boss am my my university of san francisco
surgeon says i have a better chance of lifting that bar than bethany wow she posted on instagram
her completing the snatch ladder but there wasn't like a time attached to it or anything
and it was it was cut like nothing was in a row but she did post herself doing the snatch ladder. That's hilarious.
Look, guys, I can do it.
She's not going to win. No one's picking her to win.
She's going to be measured
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We will leave you with a replay of the fantastic video that Patrick Rios made from today's event. Can I call you Rose?
Can I call you Rose?
Cause you're sweet like a flower in bloom.
Can I call you rose?
Can I call you rose?
Can I call you rose?
Cause your fragrance takes over the room
Can I call you rose?
Darling the room when I call you darling I wanna
play
you in
my heart
oh
so let
me
grow