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Are we live?
We're live.
Good morning, everybody from Carson, California.
Our massive
live crowd.
Great to see
everyone this morning.
It's another overcast day in California.
I'm very disappointed in SoCal.
But it brought the heat yesterday.
Right, Taylor?
Right, right.
Whenever I see your hat, I think press pubish.
I just think pubish, not publish.
I don't know why.
Yeah, anyway.
We all know why. The sun got me.
And now
I have sunscreen. And JR looks
like a pirate of the butt variety.
The eye patches for the punishment
of losing Inject
or Reject yesterday, the
punishment served is to do the entire show
with the eye patch on one. Um,
you.
The on event one,
who is right?
Who got Raphael Sands?
And is that you?
No,
but I had scuds and she had,
she had a tough go.
And,
and who did you have? He did. Yeah. I don't, I had, we kicked him out. I had Scuds, and she had a tough go. And who did you have?
He did.
Yeah, I don't blame him. We kicked him out.
I had Rafa and Sam Quant.
Sam Well Quant.
I murdered.
Congrats.
Thanks.
All right.
What are the biggest things from yesterday?
I mean, I think I know what it is.
JR?
I mean, I still think the story is Colton Mertens.
I think that performance was not what
anyone expected on heat one up here on the panel other than taylor he had inside information
but uh for him to come out on event one on a running heavy workout and take fifth and the
way that he did it going touch and go on the last round and passing a couple perennial games
athletes was about as exciting as it gets. Were you guys talking about steps?
What's the step theory?
Step count, step count.
He's got way more steps to do than the other guys.
Yeah, I was thinking like if there was a way to step count
the amount of steps it took Colton to do those five 800-meter runs
comparatively to James Sprague, what would the difference be?
It's like a chihuahua running next to a German shepherd.
It's crazy.
Would he have done a third more of the steps to complete that
distance?
Like it's pretty impressive.
Yeah.
Is there anything about that that helps them having more steps?
No,
I mean,
mentally on the stairs,
knowing he had more steps.
He's superior.
He knows I got more in than you all did.
Oh,
that's true.
He burned more cows.
Congrats.
Colton.
Anything.
His splat points are higher, bro. He burned more cows. Congrats, Colton. Anything on the women's score?
His splat points are higher, bro.
Major splat points.
It's Orange Theory here.
What about on the women's side?
Anything interesting there that was unexpected?
The winner, for sure.
Unexpected.
Four people in the world picked her to win. What's her name?
Kaitlyn Bernadine.
Bernadine.
Bernadine.
picked her what's her name caitlin bernadin bernadin bernadine and uh so do you think caitlin bernadin is gonna drop out of the top 10 after this next today yeah for sure there
i don't know mike seems to think that she's gonna take my top five mr pool boy oh where is pool boy
his given name yeah so a lot of people think she's gonna to go. He thinks she's going to go top five again.
He's pretty adamant about that.
So last night on the show, we put her in the top ten on this.
He also said Rafa was going to win yesterday's workout.
Yeah, pool board is no shit.
So right now he's 50%.
Really bad at dudes.
Nice.
Okay, so Tyler from the Heat One app.
What's the Heat One update?
Okay, so how many people picked that girl, Pernodin?
Four.
In the entire of 2,200 people playing, only four people picked her.
And was Pool Boy one of them?
Yeah, he was one of them.
So if you did play her, let us know.
Is she in the app?
Did she bet on herself?
No, I don't know if she is or not.
That'd be awesome.
Sprague is.
I think I explained wrongly.
Can you tell us what's happening with Heat 1 this week?
How do you win money? $1 this week? How do you win money?
$1,500.
How do you win it?
$1,500 is for the shot caller game.
Will incorrectly told everybody it was for the top 12 game.
What's shot caller?
What is shot caller?
Shot caller is basically do you just pick per event.
Every event, you pick a male and a female,
and we also have prop bets, and you pick those.
What is going on with your hat?
What's a prop bet?
This is appropriate.
We're in Southern Californiaifornia dude is that where
compton is yeah that's what you do you go to the place you buy the local merch right there compton
over the local merch shop so what i'm a local dude what are you talking about i'll tell you
what compton you're not a local brother it's not the place that you stay in a house you never have before and leave the windows open.
That's what I did.
I did not do that, dude.
I didn't do that.
Let's just say yesterday we roll up to the Airbnb.
There's a window open.
And we're like, uh.
Bryson shit under the bed, dude.
I had to air our room out, bro.
You were taking a 40-minute shower.
Bryson had to go.
All right.
Let's move on.
Okay.
What are the new prop bets in Heat 1 for today?
There he is.
Everyone tell Mike how wrong he's going to be or how right he's going to be.
You're wrong.
You're wrong.
You're wrong.
Hey, Rafa sucks, dude.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Hey, you're wrong.
Rafa's a crazy guy.
He's just bad at CrossFit.
China.
Hey, watch this heckling.
This is a lot of heckling.
Calm us down.
Wow.
We're heckling right now.
Okay, what are the prop bets for today?
All right, so we added some new prop bets in last night.
Will Leahy is currently in 29th.
Will he qualify, yes or no? Negative. Yes. Will Leahy is currently in 29th. Will he qualify? Yes or no?
Negative. Yes.
Will Leahy's making a comeback.
It's the porn version of Tyson Pagin.
Nothing from you.
Someone get this guy out of here.
What are those shorts?
That guy's a menace to society.
I don't feel safe.
So we're saying no?
I'm saying yes. Oh, wow. What are you saying'm saying yes oh wow what are you saying I said negative
what are you saying Tyler I I'm leaning towards yes but Hiller also persuaded me last night
what did he persuade you with that's not none of your business interesting I'll stick with the
numbers we had someone in week one Victor Hoffer qualify taking a 30 on event one so I'll I'll I'll stick with the numbers. We had someone in week one, Victor Hoffer, qualify after taking a 30 on event one.
So I'll keep some faith in Bill.
That's not sticking with the numbers.
Just because it's possible doesn't mean it's probable.
That's numbers.
Did you guys read that guy's shirt that's walking away?
It's crazy.
What does it say?
What are the four words on that shirt?
Operational.
Coffee, cardio, maybe some sex.
Interesting.
Nice shirt.
I mean, it's not a name.
Broad time and modal domains here in Carson, California.
That is what we call functional variance.
It's not a maybe.
He has a baby in a stroller.
Only fitting that he's a stroller.
I know where those come from.
Not storks?
Not storks.
Okay.
Any other propositional bets in that app?
Last night, Kelsey Keel got 24th in the
run event is she in the top 12 by the end of today no way absolutely not she got what she got 24th
oh yeah after today so we have the rope climb workout and the front squat she runs like she
has ankle weights on you said yes 12 top 12 yeah she'll be in runs like she has ankle weights on. You said top 12? Top 12.
Yeah, she'll be in 12.
So she has to take what?
She has to take two 8s?
She has to take an 8th and a 10th?
What would she have to take?
At least she has to be two top 10s.
Yeah, maybe even like a 6th.
Probably, I would say two top 7s, I would think.
I would say just outside.
She'd be top 15.
Just top 15.
I think she can pull it off.
I am a little worried.
The rope climbs like
why are you worried for her i mean she's she's a heavier athlete and so we know she can keep the
pace on the bike but the rope climbs might get to her we'll we'll see there's a ton of time in
between um i think she does have a shot to do it okay next the this one's the fun one for today
okay winning pair for event three.
Total combined time.
What's event three?
Event three is the rope climb workout.
Seven rounds for time.
Ten calorie echo bike, one legless rope climb,
ten box jump overs with a step down,
one legless rope climb on the seventh round,
advance from your box to the finish line, no legless finish.
Which pair does better?
Sprague and Tetlo or Leahy and Mertens?
Sprague and Tetlo because Leahy's not going to do well.
Leahy and Mertens.
Leahy Mertens.
I think Tetlo.
I think Mertens does much better than Tetlo, potentially.
But Sprague is going to obliterate Leahy.
Leahy's going to win this event.
You're smoking crack and the hat is appropriate.
Survey says Leahy plus Mertens.
Those people are all persuaded by you.
That's because you guys have shaped their opinions.
You are CNN.
80% of people are picking this right now.
That's because you're on the wrong side of history.
You're on the wrong side of history.
All right, anything else in there?
In that little app you got? Yeah, just the wrong side of history. You're on the wrong side of history. Right. All right. Anything else in there? In that little app you got?
Yeah, just the event picks for today.
Event two and event three.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go.
All right.
Taylor, who are your picks?
Event two.
Event two, Colton Mertens.
Event three, Brent Fikowski.
For the women, event two, everybody seems to be saying Ariel Lowen.
And I really like Dylan a lot.
Ariel's okay, too.
So I'll go with Ariel.
And then on event three,
I am thinking
probably Alex Kazan,
I would think.
JR?
Pirate? Yeah, those are solid.
I think everyone's
going with brent yeah
yeah so right now noises in there or something when you talk
really love the background noise we're getting right now um we were talking about it before
the show 30 of people are picking fikowski and only nine percent of people are picking sprague
yeah so i'm actually gonna go the other direction. I'm going to go Uncle Pat on this
one for event three. I'm going to go
Colton on event two and then on the female
side, I'm going to go Ariel on two and
Alex on three. I will say Brent liked
Pat for this event. I talked to him about it last week.
I don't even know what my picks
are, but have fun.
Event two, I'm picking
Uncle Pat.
Don't ask me why. Andivia kerstetter oh my god interesting
pick i like it it's it's gonna be fun when you like to lose an event three i'm going will a he
and alex gazan oh kerstetter for event two sorry yeah three no those are my picks no one cares but
those are mine yeah bet with will he is the previous winner
so he's a good he's i have one i did receive money from the heat one app it comes in venmo
you don't have to report it to your irs taxes didn't come from carton buggy how long did it
take to get a personal gift from heat one which is an amazing thing that they do
i definitely reported my taxes, everyone. Don't worry.
You didn't use the app I sent you, bro?
I did use the app.
Flyfin.
As far as my picks go,
I'm going with Sam Quant and Ariel Loewen for event two.
And event three,
I got to go with James Sprague and Alex Kazan.
Alex is the best rope climber in the business.
Nice.
Took him up later on cap, no cap for that workout.
Anything else for me, Tyler?
That's it.
Any words of wisdom you want to provide?
No, I haven't spent enough time with you, Will.
I haven't got enough words of wisdom yet.
Wow.
That's very nice of you.
All right.
Thanks, everybody.
Welcome to the stage, Andrew Hiller.
This is Tyson.
Tyson Bajent.
Please don't take another step up that stairs.
Oh, no.
He's a dangerous man.
All right.
What should we do next?
Yeah, let's go to cap, no cap.
Cap or no cap?
Yeah, I need the comp.
I need the... All right.
For anyone who doesn't know especially for Will because he's
played this games for two competitions now and he still gets confused by it we're gonna say a true
or false statement essentially it would be like Taylor is gonna go the rest of the show without
cursing if you think that that I haven't sworn once today if you think that is going to happen
you would leave your cap off no cap yeah he's, he's going to do it. True. If you don't think he
can make it the rest of the show without cursing,
you would put your cap on saying that
now you're capping, man. That ain't going to happen.
Will has to hold this microphone with two hands like
this. That would be a good question.
Sorry, Will.
Everyone's laughing.
Big rile out of the audience.
All right.
Are we going for it? Yeah, you want to start with your head off? Yeah, I do. That's how it's played. All right. Are we going for it?
Yeah, you want to start with your head off?
Yeah, I do.
That's how it's played.
All right.
Cap or no cap.
Colton Mertens will go sub 11 on event two.
So that's the toes to bar double unders front squats.
Sub 11.
Let me do some math in my head.
I have no idea on this.
Current time worldwide, I think, is 11-21.
By who?
He's definitely beating Bailey Hart in this workout, without a doubt.
No cap.
All right, three, two, one.
Oh, you're right.
I'm going no cap.
It was Jay Crouch.
No cap.
We got a cap.
You're saying no cap?
Pool boy?
Wow.
No cap.
Nike is made in China.
I think he goes sub-11.
I think the goes sub 11.
I think the,
I think the push he's going to get from guys like Justin are just going to make them both go faster.
I think sub 11 goes down.
I bet Justin sub 11,
10.
Congrats,
Justin,
on your score and you too,
Colton.
All right.
Cap or no cap.
A new event record will be set today on event three.
Currently Bailey Martin,
nine 11.
That's on the
legless rope climb workout yeah i'm saying yes for sure no cap yeah again i think the strength
of the field really helps and you got brent you got james you got pat you got justin all
all in the same heat so i mean that's going to be super fast heat really excited for the event
records coming today and then they're going to get all broken next week
by me by taylor taylor taylor and tia are about to take the event records like crazy next i'm
gonna obliterate tia in the women's field all right cap or no cap the leader after day two
will be justin madaris what place is he in right now wow seventh yeah so justin's currently in the
top 10 he should have two really strong workouts here with the front squat and the legless so Chris, what place is he in right now? Wow, seventh? Yeah, so Justin's currently in the top ten.
He should have two really strong workouts here with the front squat and the legless.
All right.
Sorry.
Say it again.
Say it again, and we'll do it.
Jabber, no cap.
The leader after day two will be Justin Medeiros.
Cap.
Yeah, I'm cap, and he'll be close, but not quite.
All right, I'm going to go no cap.
So I think he puts together like two top fives.
I think there's a chance some of the bigger, longer guys like Pat and Brent could take lower finishes on the front squat than you think.
So I'm going to, I'm going to say no cap. Awesome. All right. Capper, no cap.
Alex Kazan's time on event three will hold as the fastest time after all three weeks of semifinals.
Wow. We'll have to wait for a long time on the payoff on this question.
finals. Wow. We'll have to wait for a long time on the payoff on this question. Oh, that's a cap event three. That's the legless fastest time after all three weeks to semi-finals. That's a cap.
I'm going no cap. One of the best people in the sport and a great polar, great muscle build for this event.
She's been training this stimuli a lot,
so I have a lot of faith here.
We're going to see a dynamic explosion from Alex Kazan on event three.
That's my expert analysis.
I don't know.
There's more than one stimulus.
There's a lot of stimuli.
All right.
Why are you capping?
Who do you think is going to break it?
Yeah, I'm capping.
I think I think Tia will.
We'll know the time and go after it.
Tia doesn't have a shot at Alex Kazan on this event.
Sorry, Tia.
He is going to do it with a baby strapped to her bosom.
She is going to win all other five events, though.
Next week.
All right.
She actually will win that event.
She's once at the record. Cab or no cap. The actually will win that event. She just won't set the record.
The leader after day two will be
Arielle Lowen.
What is she in now?
13?
She has an amazing husband.
Really the key to all her success.
Really the key to all her success
is Dylan Lowen.
What place is Arielle in right now?
It doesn't matter.
No cap.
She's taking the whole thing.
You heard it.
Matt Susan.
Tyler.
3-2-1.
Cap or no cap.
Ariel Lohan winning after today.
I'm capping.
I don't know.
I don't care.
Does anyone know what place Ariel Lohan is in right now?
She's going to be in first after today.
She's in first place.
11th. My 11th and 100th birthday. She won going to be in first after today. She's in first place. 11th.
My 11th and 100th birthday.
She won't be in first place after today.
I'm capping.
Eighth, you said, Ortega?
Okay.
Eighth.
Ortega says eighth.
She's in eighth.
She's going to be in the lead for sure.
No cap.
I'm capping.
Sorry, Ariel.
Will's capping.
Sorry, Dylan.
Matt Souza, do we have any questions from the comments that we need to address?
Yeah, we just have one from a WOD zombie here.
Before we get to the question.
First, Taylor, remember, we're at a live show and this is a family environment.
And before we get to that, Thomas Graves is a new member.
Welcome.
You're going to get the behind the scenes as well as CJ.
New member.
Welcome.
OK, here's the question.
Did Taylor bring his sunscreen today?
Two volunteers got me some sunscreen.
Wad Zombie,
go fuck yourself. Okay, Taylor,
that's exactly what I was talking about earlier. Thank you.
Nice.
And anyone who... I scanned the crowd.
I scanned the crowd.
Oh, he scanned it.
Okay, good.
The honor of a young man is his self-control.
And we got one more question here from Lance.
Can Taylor perform better than Sam Dancer?
Oh, my.
And which workout?
Overall.
Overall.
I don't take...
What's that drug, Hiller?
Melatonin?
And...
Melanotan.
Melanotan.
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I don't drink a special juice.
And what a segue.
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Thank you.
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Only legal.
If you're not competing,
the,
uh,
the game that we're playing here, guys,
is we're going to draw twice from this bag of empty syringes.
They each have an athlete's name on them.
This one, for instance, has Fusile on it.
And how is that pronounced?
We will all pick a syringe for event three.
I'm sorry, for event two, which is the front squat workout.
If we like the pick, we'll keep it, and that will be the player for that workout.
If we don't like it, we'll put it back.
We'll draw again, but whoever we draw, we are stuck with.
I need a breakfast bowl.
Tyler?
We'll do the same thing for another go-around for event three,
and then those will be our two players.
Whoever has the lowest combined points for those two athletes tomorrow
will be wearing an American flag.
Very patriotic on Memorial Day weekend.
What a punishment.
An American flag turtleneck.
That is the punishment in California, dude.
That's punishment.
An American flag turtleneck will be worn during the show by the loser.
Okay.
Can't wait to wear it.
All right.
Event two is the whatever. Double unders, front't wait to wear it. Alright, event two is
the whatever, double unders, front squats,
toes to bar, boring workout.
The wrong order yet again, Will, with the wrong
order of movements. Okay, I'm picking.
No, it's a
shuffle it up good.
I said it first, bro. I said double unders
first. Then you said front squat.
Solid rummage from Taylor. I'm just including all the
movements. He's rummaging.
Scott Tetlow, I'm keeping that, homie. I'm holding on from Taylor. He's including all the movements. He's rummaging. Scott Tetlow.
I'm keeping that, homie. I'm holding on to it.
I like it. For sure holding on to Scott Tetlow.
He's short, short statured, some might
say. He's going to do great in this workout.
Give me Colton.
Devin Kim. You're
fricked. Devin Kim.
Devin Kim. She needs
a good event to bounce
back from the event one. Are you putting that back in? She's a taller athlete. Yeah, I think event to bounce back from the event.
One, she's a taller athlete.
Yeah, I think I should probably put that back.
Devin, you're awesome.
No, you're not.
All right.
So this is my pick regardless.
Devin Kim again.
It was meant to be, I suppose. Wow, you suck at the rummage, dude.
You got to get better at rummaging.
That American flag turtleneck is pretty small.
Good thing I'm'm gonna be wearing it
all right on will alex kazan wow given that you have devin kim you take this no matter what the
workout is all right event two is done the players are wait wait we have two picks i thought no you
just get one draw for one event and then you get another one for the other. Oh, this is event three. So this will be for event three, guys.
Ten rounds for time.
Ten cow.
Echo.
One legless.
Ten boxed over.
One legless.
Why did we pick two people for one event yesterday?
Because there was only one event.
I was just trying to make it fun.
Hiller's boy's in the first heat, so he's got to go.
Oh, Hiller's out of here because he's got to go check out the first heat.
Otherwise, he won't see his guy perform.
I got James Sprague.
Let's go.
What?
Inject straight into my anus.
Got him.
I'm injecting that one, guys.
All right.
Okay.
Sam Well Quant.
Sam Quant.
Legless road climb.
He's a beast on the Echo bike.
I'm a little bit scared that I'm going to get someone really bad
if I put it back, so I'm going to keep it.
I feel like he's a good one on that.
We're on the legless here.
Oh, no.
Raphael Sampson.
Again.
You're done.
You are done.
Take two.
I'm going to put it back.
Okay, all right.
Good luck. Shake it back. Okay. All right. Good luck.
Shake it good, Will.
Trista Smith.
Trista Smith.
Wow.
I might have the turtleneck tomorrow.
Might have the turtleneck.
It's going to be close.
Will's not going to look any different than he normally does tomorrow.
He's going to look amazing.
Everyone's laughing again.
All right.
Big day today.
So I think we're about it.
Event one is starting with individuals.
Early start today because the LA Galaxy,
you see our official backdrop for the LA Galaxy.
My favorite MLS team.
Is that the Premier League?
No.
No, it's MLS, I believe.
Whatever the opposite of Premier is. The Premier? Oh, the Premier League? No. Oh, no. It's MLS, I believe. Whatever the opposite of Premier is.
The Premier?
Oh, the Delayed League?
Anything fun on the comments, Sousa?
Comments from YouTube.
Yeah.
Thank you guys, the audience.
Come out and watch.
And hey, we need to get you guys some shirts.
Don't leave.
Shirts.
Shirts.
Shirts.
Come on.
Yeah, you too.
Heidi, do you have anything to say about our lighting?
JR is the shirt pirate.
A lot of people ask what happened to JR's eye.
JR's eye was a
punishment.
We got a question here. Will, how many times
do you have to shower after hanging out next to
Taylor?
Shower?
Yeah. Wow.
I have to scrub with one of those metal kitchen
brushes.
Steel wool. I keep steel wool for that.
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