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Starting point is 00:00:56 if you want to be given everything, give everything up, they weren't using empty phrases. Only in being lived by the Tao can you be truly yourself. Who wrote that? Yoda? That last part's not important. Remember that. If you want to be given everything, give everything up. Remember that. There's the one for today. If you want to be given everything, give everything up. Boy, oh boy. I mean girl, oh girl.

Starting point is 00:01:35 Good to see you guys. Good to hear from you guys. Jamie Lattner, what's up? Good morning. Congrats on the Legends performance. Christine Young, what's up? Mr. Schweitzer! I was at the NorCal Classic. Oh damn, I forgot to mail out the hard drive to Patrick Rios. Son of a... Good morning, Thlegi.

Starting point is 00:02:11 Hello Trish. Augustus Lenkai. Mr. Ears, symmetrical or not, I do not judge you. Symmetrical or not, I do not judge you. When George Floyd died, the outcome was a hyper focus on skin color, the defunding of police, a bunch of irrational shit, and the outcome was shitloads and shit. 12 unarmed black men were killed in one year. More unarmed white men were killed. But Seve, there's a disproportionate amount of more whites than blacks. It doesn't matter. How can it not matter Seve? Well because crime is also disproportionately committed by people of dark skin.

Starting point is 00:03:29 Skin is a correlate, not a cause, unless you're a fucking idiot. The actions that ensued after George Floyd died were horrible, and they were horrible only for one group of people the people that it was supposed to protect people with dark skin their businesses were burned down police retreated from their neighborhoods and over the next year to fucking black men were slaughtered at a higher number than any group morons like Shawn Lenderman say things like Tyreek was assaulted for being group Morons like Sean Lenderman say things like Tyreek was assaulted for being black and still went off hours later. There's

Starting point is 00:04:16 I haven't looked into the case, but he I guarantee you is not a Assaulted for being black by the way. I looked for the fucking video and You can't even see him. I haven't seen the video of him being thrown to the ground. It shows him standing and then on the ground. And so, the guy ODs on drugs, his biggest contribution in his life was to PornTube or YouTube, wherever his porn sits. He was using counterfeit money. And yet the only, the group that was saying, making all the changes caused more problems, more problems, more problems. The exact opposite happened of what they wanted, right? Now their whole community, their poster child is some fucking guy that puts a gun on a pregnant woman's stomach in a home invasion robbery Instead of it being Ben Carson or...

Starting point is 00:05:39 All 12 of those guys resisted arrest who were shot. We give those guys guns for a reason. When I listened to the Lone Ranger podcast yesterday, I could not fucking believe I'm so curious what Hiller is going to do. I'm not going to really get too into the podcast now because I really like to piggyback. If Hiller is gonna do. I'm not gonna really get too into the podcast now because I'd really like to piggyback if Hiller's gonna do something I'd like to piggyback off of that but holy shit it reminds me so much of the fucking George Floyd incident it's just a bunch of fucking nothing holy shit it was fucking bad the Lone

Starting point is 00:06:23 Ranger did a podcast yesterday or two days ago, I don't know when it was, I saw it yesterday with a Patton Brent. Man it was fucking bad. Holy shit. Those guys, those guys, those guys are, man it was a mess. I will say this. First of all, thank God Sean Woodland was there because at least he asked one follow-up question. At one point at the end of the podcast after 50 minutes he's like, hey can you guys give me some specifics? But it's 50 minutes of just complete and utter

Starting point is 00:07:01 horseshit. complete and utter horse shit. They don't say anything. It's so fucking embarrassing. And Brent contradicts himself like five times. I'm wondering, I'm sure, I don't know if Hillers watched the episode and he watches it, fuck man. Brent should just super glue his fucking lips together.

Starting point is 00:07:26 Every time he talks, he just gets dumber and dumber. And poor fucking Pat getting drug along for the ride. You should, at some point I'll go through the podcast, but it's fucking comical to hear them explain Brent's fucking lie, which they don't even explain. They don't say anything. And by that, I mean, they don't say anything. It's just more of we want change and transparency.

Starting point is 00:07:48 At the end, Sean does say, hey, can you give me some specifics? And the specifics are so piss poor. One of the specifics he gives about them not listening to them is the ropes. And like that one's been fixed. It's just so bad. It's just more of nothing. Those guys should not... those guys... they're only making their case worse. It is absolutely fucking horrible. And Tommy should find a fucking other job. Tonto should find another job. You absolutely suck at what you do. How do people get away with telling you shit without you asking a follow-up question?

Starting point is 00:08:37 I was at that house during the scene of the crime. Okay, what time were you there? Well, six years ago. I mean, don't you think that's fucking important? A follow-up question? At what time? What room? Where were you standing? He can't even get them to say it, to say that they were at the house. It's so bad. It's so fucking bad. Anyone who's ever accused this show of being propaganda, at least there's a shitload of follow--up questions and there's so much fucking meat on the bone that you can just attack. We'll put it all out there. Here we go. This is what we board. He's not innocent bystander. I know I Hear you he is fully on board, but I just feel sorry for him because I He should he doesn't know how to tiptoe out of the room You're right, but you're right

Starting point is 00:10:02 Seve is so butth hurt that Castro is getting dragged. I don't think that's accurate. I don't think I am. I don't know. When I'm tired, I get... The only thing is sometimes I get tired. Like exhausted. I can't really explain it. Not like tired like sleepy tired. Not like that kind of tired. about the I just get tired like exhausted But not today boy today. I'm not tired Yesterday I was a fucking mess a pat said they were under an NDA That's why they didn't tell a board member what happened in the meeting he missed I know No, I'm Brent Brent Brent said that they were under an NDA Which I'd be very curious, did you ask them

Starting point is 00:10:47 to sign the NDA or did CrossFit ask you to sign the NDA? And then second of all, hi Sarah, see you at peptides.com. I think I'm going to, by the way, I think I'm about to start using some BPC 157 again. And some other stuff that I can't tell you because I don't want to get. I want to maybe I want to keep my options open to do the open. Pat said that it used code word 7 on our Hiller to get free bariostatic, bacteriostatic water, bacteriostatic water. Pat said they were under NDA, that's why they didn't, no, Pat, Pat couldn't say he was there. I love the reason he gave, Brett must have not invited me to the meeting because I had kid brain.

Starting point is 00:11:36 It's like, dude, stop fucking lying. He fucked you. We all know. We all know why you weren't brought there, Pat. And if you don't know, just make something up in your head and you're probably right, guys. It'll be better. You can make shit up and be closer to the truth than anything you heard on the Lone Ranger podcast. I'm tempted. It would be fun just to watch it with you guys. Man, it's bad. It's just nothing. How's the weather today?

Starting point is 00:12:11 Oh, warm. When you say warm, what do you mean? You know, warm, like plants are growing. No, that actually, sorry, that's too detailed. That was a follow-up question. There's no follow-up questions. It's absolutely atrocious. If you think, what are you going to do when you fire Dave and two people die the next year? What are you going to do then?

Starting point is 00:12:36 You're going to do the same thing they did in the United States when twice as many black men died the year after George Floyd, after the George Floyd riots? Black on black crime almost doubled. You know who's gonna get hurt by all this? The athletes. Also, Brent can fucking take his job. It's fucking crazy, man. They are fucking absolutely batshit crazy. No, no, no

Starting point is 00:13:09 It's just like a kid throwing a temper tantrum One thing we learned is the eight people are making all the decisions for the entire athlete group that is not representation T-bird Pat does not want out of the room. Well, he doesn't want you to think he wants out of the room. I'll take one for the team. Because, because they can't, what did he say? He said something. They can't get rid of us so easy. In this fucking endless like, hey, you'll be punished. Well, how will you be punished? Well, you won't get open to an, you won't get, you won't get invited to a open event. And this thing where they say, hey, they know people who've been programmed out, that's, that's Matt Fraser's story. Matt Fraser, who is admittedly known, admittedly known and is spoken about making stories up, about people being against him because that fuels him.

Starting point is 00:14:06 That's the guy you're using where you give these ambiguous fucking statements like Brent was saying like, There's people who've been programmed out or whatever he said. Insinuating that somehow if you upset someone Dave's gonna program like if yellow host upsets him he's not gonna put any running in the game. Shut the fuck up. You guys got nothing and here's the thing if you don't if you don't find out why if you don't find out exactly what happened with Lazarus death that's all they should be focused on not so that they can execute Dave so that a plan can be put in place so it never happens again. They wanted to fucking execute Chauvin so fucking bad that they were willing to allow an extra 50,000 black men die the next year.

Starting point is 00:14:56 That's how bad they wanted to execute Derek Chauvin. By any means, they were more interested. The fucking left got sucked up into the agenda, and at the end of the day, all that hurt were the people they were more interested. The fucking left got sucked up into the agenda and at the end of the day all that hurt were the people they were claiming to save. And they don't, they claim that they're somehow fucking interested in justice, but they don't want to know how Lazer died because at the end of the day, God forbid, that would help it in the future so other athletes wouldn't die. that would help it in the future so other athletes wouldn't die. The Halpen interview with Woolley wasn't bad. It was actually good. I thought it was really good. There's a couple things. Halpen switches Lazar's name and Luca's name a few times. That's fine. Everyone does that. I do that. He got some times wrong.

Starting point is 00:15:48 do that. He got some times wrong and then he said the Garmin works out of the water and that that's not helping anyone but there are tons of reports at least a half dozen people told me that they saw a Jeffrey Adler doggy paddling or if you were doing the breaststroke your Garmin would stay under water and so you know especially if you're tired. So that was, that was, he was helping, tried to stay on the straight and narrow. He said that he didn't, he, that people have been, he said that people have been, um, only he's only been using, uh, information that comes to him, that he hasn't been going out and getting information which You can't believe for a fucking second

Starting point is 00:16:30 Because at one point he later then said he vetted he vetted all of the information How do you vetted if you're not going to people but then on top of that? I'll tell you something that help and does and this is kind of what makes him a rotten person And this is why I pray for you Mike he's the kind of person who will look at a look at a instagram post see who liked it and then start contacting those people and asking them why they like the post he's like gestapo he's he's something's wrong with him He said, something's wrong with him. I think he might be...

Starting point is 00:17:07 Let me look up. What's a religious zealot? I think he thinks he's Jesus. Religious zealot. I think Mike thinks he's Jesus. Religious zealot. A person who has very strong feelings about religion or wants others to have the same feelings. No, that's not strong enough

Starting point is 00:17:26 It's used as a pejorative to describe someone who's a fanatical or obsessed with religious devotion. I don't know. I don't mind if he's obsessed with it Yet maybe self-righteous is the better word I Was embarrassing to watch yeah, I would I had a secondhand embarrassment a few times. I mean, fuck, I hung out with Tommy the whole time at the fucking games. On the floor. And the thing is, if you want to say that I'm biased, at least I admit I'm fucking biased. It's so obvious Tommy's biased, but yet he's trying to parade around like a journal. You know why he's not asking follow-up questions? Because he's scared.

Starting point is 00:18:15 We want to get rid of Dave. Oh, great idea. No, why do you want to get rid of him? What do you think is going to happen if you get rid of them? What if you get rid of them and more people die? Anyway, I watched both of those yesterday. I drove home from Sacramento yesterday. It was like a four hour drive. Dildo, was anyone doing doggy style in the water? Great question. Colby Stevens, seemed like Lazar was struggling for a while. Not sure why it matters how he died. You're not? Did you I'm just curious if you heard what I said and you still don't know or you just came onto the show.

Starting point is 00:19:20 I'll give you a second to think about it. Colby, you give me a reason. You make something up. I want to see how close you get. Seemed like Lazarus was struggling for it. I'm not sure why it mattered how it matters how he died. I know why you think, I know what's stopping you from thinking why it mattered why he died. You think it mattered, you think it mattered how George Floyd died? They said that Chauvin killed him.

Starting point is 00:19:57 And they burnt the city down. And it caused a shitload of events in turn. That led to shitloads of killings of black on black men Because that's how they said he died you think that mattered What if he would have OD'd on fentanyl which he did He had three times the lethal dose in his body if they would have found him with one third that dose in his house it would have been considered a OD or suicide You know why that mattered because then maybe they would have been considered a OD or suicide. You know why that mattered? Because then maybe they would have been like,

Starting point is 00:20:28 hey, we gotta close the border instead of burn down thousands of black businesses. Why do you think it matters? Come on, Colby. Come on, Colby, why does it matter, buddy? Why does it matter? Come on. Tia the Six, you whore.

Starting point is 00:21:07 I need to start a GoFundMe to get Dave's dick out of Sevan's rectum. Ah, that's really good. That's great. That's awesome. You should be on the panel too at the Lone Ranger podcast. Except, you know what Tia, they don't have the balls even to call anyone names. They have no balls.

Starting point is 00:21:30 Between Sean, Pat, Brent, the Lone Ranger and Tonto, they have maybe half a testicle. They don't have the balls to actually say anything. Just like you. Just name call. It's good. Solid. Hundreds of fucking negative comments like this. Not one person is like, well, Sevan, you had this wrong.

Starting point is 00:21:54 Sevan, you had this wrong. Not one. Not fucking one. And I like, uh, was it my dick in Dave's ass or his dick in my ass? Either way, whatever you said, I like it. I'm happy. I'm happy here. If you do start a GoFundMe for that, I will use the money for probably crossfit classes for my kids.

Starting point is 00:22:29 So I'll take the money. Either way you're winning. Okay good. Either if I have a dick in my ass or if I have my dick in someone's ass. Good. Alright. Great. Good one Tia. Eden Beaver, I'm still wondering what Brent did with his winnings. I will tell you this. I say this with peace and love. Not a single cent from any of my shows other than the original money I donated to the GoFundMe account, which I took from my kids college fund. Sure as fuck ain't using my own money. Not a single cent. All my shit will be monetized to the maximum. I will gladly put it in my pocket and sprinkle some on the peasants below me. Like Taylor and Patrick Rios and Sousa and Caleb.

Starting point is 00:23:37 The rest is mine. To tip fucking young men and women at the fucking bars I go to who are fucking kind and have big tits. There's a ratio of kindness to big tits. Man, I saw some girls hitting on Taylor at the event, some athletes. I don't know if hitting but cozying up to him for sure. It was crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. I met this girl at the, I met this girl at in Santa Cruz.

Starting point is 00:24:27 Where's her name? Oh, this girl. Kind of met her. Like I, that that's that's an exaggeration. I I interacted with this girl This one Lauren stalwood four hundred six thousand followers I interacted with her Thoroughly enjoyed it Not a lot of interaction, but I heard her talk and she She doesn't speak American she's she's a foreigner. She speaks English. It was crazy. I didn't expect that at all This girl has the English accent. Did anyone know that? Does she talk in her videos? Hold on. Let me see

Starting point is 00:25:04 Not that one She should talk in her videos Let me see. Not that one. She should talk in her videos. Anyway, I met her. She's just as hot in person as she is in her... And then it gave me the excuse to follow her. Oh, she talks in her story. Oh, let me see. Let me see her story. She waited 45 minutes for a coffee at Starbucks? That's too long. Let me see. I think I met-

Starting point is 00:25:48 Okay, wow. The weather in San Diego is like, legit low-vibed. Oh yeah, when I came home, the weather here in Santa Cruz is perfect too. Yeah, she was- Sacramento was hot guys holy shit She lost me at Starbucks fair enough She probably sounds like Camille no she sounds she sounds like a she's an English girl She has a cool voice. She should talk. She should show less less ass and talk more like maybe like reduce the ass by like 20 percent and had 20 percent talking. Broaden out on her value. Have you booked Stu yet? No, Stu's cool as shit, though.

Starting point is 00:26:38 I did not talk to Spiegel. It was fine though. I was really uncomfortable on the podcast when Taylor kept bringing up that, what did Taylor say? Taylor said that when she farts in the water it calls whales. That threw me for a fucking loop. I don't really embarrass easy, I was embarrassed. I don't know when Spiegel's coming on. Oh yeah, you have an accent too, I met Julia Cook.

Starting point is 00:27:22 You have an accent too. That was great meeting you. Fuck, you're amazing. Another hot girl I met there. I was, the venue's really fucking intimate. It's like small, right? So like, there was like, you know, there was tons of times when I was standing like right next to Danny and

Starting point is 00:27:49 It's chill it's not awkward at all It's fine I Assume she knows who I am. I know who she is. It's not it's not she doesn't seem uncomfortable even a little bit It's not she doesn't seem uncomfortable even a little bit It's not like weird like you might think it would be like the first time I saw her wherever I saw her the first time I don't know if it's West Coast classic or whatever wherever I saw her. I thought it might be weird, but it wasn't we're both pretty We're both chill. She's very chill. She's relaxed But there was this one day where we were waiting for the event to start and we were underneath some trees and she was like two benches down from us and I didn't know it was her and but

Starting point is 00:28:32 I could see I couldn't see her like torso I could see where her legs and I kept looking over and looking at this girl's legs and I was just staring at her legs and I must have stared over at her legs like I don't know let's say five times in ten minutes and then I finally saw some little boy walk over to her and asked for an autograph and then I'm like oh shit so then I kind of changed my angle so I could see the torso and the head on the person and it was Danny so I'm guilty of checking out her legs. That was kind of cool.

Starting point is 00:29:09 I like that. That was a fun moment. She's really cool to look at. There's no doubt. It's like I've told you guys before, it's like the Grand Canyon. She's kind of one of the wonders of the world. I wasn't perving on her legs. I wasn't like In my head like thinking anything. I was just looking at him. I don't really perv out on people. You know what I mean? I

Starting point is 00:29:35 Don't mean I perv out on my wife, but I don't really perv I never I never am like I don't visualize Really ever in my life except for when I'm in bed at night like when I'm laying down I'll visualize lights and shit like that and I'll see stuff then but I don't really visualize I never I never seen a hot chick and been like ooh and start thinking about fucking her I just don't do that I just spend the time looking at them I perved out on Seve's wife. Yeah, sometimes I'll perv out on my wife. Especially if she's asleep. Yeah, I'm more like a tourist. I look at girls like, I look at like skyscrapers and shit like

Starting point is 00:30:20 that. I mean, I look at dudes like that too. I look at dudes like that too. I mean yeah, I'm fucking Stu's got a ginormous back. I stared at Stu's back a shit ton. It's fucking crazy. Who else did I stare at a lot? There were a lot of insane bodies there. A lot of the girls there still have their boobs. A lot of girls still have their boobs there at comps like this. It's a trip. I stared at Julie a lot. A lot. I stared at Stu. Colton is Colton is fucking crazy to look at and I had him in my house. Just imagine we had this killer airbnb. It was like on an acre and we had this huge backyard. So I would just go in the mornings, I would go outside and drink

Starting point is 00:31:10 coffee and be like 7am and 75 or 80 degrees and we'd be sitting under a shade. Colton would be there like whatever with whatever he's eaten is just fucking jacked and I would just stare at him. Yeah, eyes are cool. I like guys. Eyes are cool. I like I like kids eyes. I like my kids eyes. I like little kids eyes because they're all big and open and shit. I like little kids eyes. Taylor's got some pretty crazy eyes.

Starting point is 00:31:48 I stared into Taylor's eyes a lot this weekend. He's got wild, intense. That fucker is intense. I mean, I'm just imagining Colton being all quiet while Sevan is staring at him. I mean, he doesn't know I'm staring at him. I'm not, I don't let people know I'm staring at him or I try not to. Yeah, Colton's ass cheeks are insane he's a freak dude He's a freak having sharing the house with them for four days and him walking around the house You know like you go to the fish store and there's like there'll be a fish tank

Starting point is 00:32:17 That's like the big tank like a hundred gallon tank and there'll be one giant fish in it that swims around really slow. That's like Colton He's a freak. It's cool. That was the best. That NorCal Classic was the most fun I've ever had. And I was so happy when I heard Colton and Taylor say that too, that's the most fun they've ever had at a comp. Like they were saying that after like the first day.

Starting point is 00:32:41 And it was so fun. I was so fucking relaxed. It was so easy. And Alderman Blair Morrison, Janine, I wish I could remember all the people's names. Stephanie, all the organizers are cool as shit. Yeah, and Colton and Taylor have a really fucking trippy, cool relationship. Because they're savages. I'm telling you, they are savages.

Starting point is 00:33:11 Like they really... I've never been around competitors like that. Maybe they're all like that, but they like basically like... I don't want to say they hate their competitors, but they would they don't care Like it's kill or be killed They get so fucking intense And Colton's confidence is like through the fucking roof So it's fun it's fun. It was fun.

Starting point is 00:33:51 I wonder if Hiller's posted anything yet. What I'm kind of hoping is that Hiller will post something. There's so many fucking ridiculous things ass pounding the Lone Ranger podcast and then I could piggyback off of it you know what I mean like I want him to like I Want him to like make something I think he got home at some fucked up hour like 5 in the morning I think he had like two flights in a red eye But I'm hoping he sees it I don't know if he's seen it yet I'm hoping he sees it and I don't know if he's seen it yet. I'm hoping he sees it and is like, what the fuck is this nonsense?

Starting point is 00:34:28 And then when he does that, I'll do a show afterwards. You know what I mean? So he like his will be like a preview. That's what I'm hoping for. Like last time. That was awesome. So I don't want to blow my load on it now because it's so good. It would be so good to dismantle them. I took a shitload of fucking notes on my phone Oh, what is this Mike Albin may very well be the only actual journalist in the CrossFit space dude

Starting point is 00:35:00 Literally only cares about the facts much respect for him and his work after reading his article and listening to his episode That's funny All right Mike Calvin the only journalist Mike you're the only journalist in the space. Is that a compliment? Anyone? Anyone? Is that a compliment? Natalie Fleming, I broke the ice on the Lone Ranger live chat and then it unleashed made me happy even though it wasn't actually live. Someone was pointing out to me that they had

Starting point is 00:35:51 3,000 views with not a single comment before the comments started pouring in. I wonder if they blocked the comments in the beginning. I came home and the first thing my son did, one of my sons, Ari, my youngest son runs up to me and hugs me and goes, hey, we've had to use a soft toothpaste since you left because you took the methoothian. Can you pull that out first? I was like, holy shit.

Starting point is 00:36:21 How can you not? Like, that's it. That's the endorsement. That's all I need. No fluoride. Great for your teeth. How is anyone not using Metutian? How are you not using Metutian? Do you dislike woodland? Do I dislike woodland? No, I don't dislike woodland.

Starting point is 00:36:41 I don't know. It's weird to ask me that question. I don't know if I... By the way, I liked your dislike Woodland. I don't know it's weird to ask me that question. I don't know if I, by the way I liked your word dislike. If you ask me if I dislike anyone it it it I feel like my answer would always be no. I think I need the question rephrased. I don't want to state it as a fact. I'm trying to think if I who if I did if there's anyone like I just dislike I definitely don't dislike people who dislike me like that wouldn't be a reason for me to dislike someone Do you disagree with woodland I don't know Those guys just don't ever say anything. But I will tell you after watching the Lone Ranger podcast, Sean was the only one who asked a one.

Starting point is 00:37:29 He asked one question at the end. I was like, thank God. Thank fucking God. Someone's going to ask some fucking questions. And I was reading through the comments and there's like even hate for Sean for asking the question like somehow because he asked one real question that he's he's on the wrong side There's matute the induced subscriptions. I would hate to be caught without any I Don't know but I'm gonna order another

Starting point is 00:37:55 Jar today It's all the say it's all it's all the same fucking talking points that they have that people use in politics. It's just empty shit. And then if you did, a few times if they did dig and get too close, they're like, well we can't say anything about that yet, or we're not going to tell you our plan. Dude, I'm going to tell you exactly what's going to happen. Next year, the games are going to happen, and you're going to sign up for them, and you're going to do them,

Starting point is 00:38:39 and we're all going to ass-pound you and laugh at you, and you're going to be the laughing stock of the fucking event. That's it Nothing that's exactly what's gonna happen I Was really impressed with the Canadian caller if you didn't hear suzes podcast yesterday a guy from Canada called in it was awesome What he said he said yeah yeah I have a fucking plan make every fucking CrossFit Aims athlete take a level one a level two a swimming course a fucking CPR course they want regulations okay we'll start putting in regulations let's just start fucking just swamping them

Starting point is 00:39:19 with shit that they have to do. But he says that he never signed an NDA, then they did sign an NDA. The reason why he didn't tell Pat, we don't know why. All we know is that Pat gave him an out by saying he had kid brain and they probably didn't want me there. By the way Pat that's not true. I don't know if you're outwardly lying Pat but you should ask Brent why didn't you tell me? You should ask him that dude. Isn't it funny? Dave misinterpreted the events that he had with Luca and like a bad game of telephone

Starting point is 00:40:14 told the people, yeah, we have his blessing to move forward. And whether you want to, you want to think that that's not a good interpretation or not, Luca never said no, he had the chance. And he's being hung, but Brent's being caught in lie after lie after lie, and everything's fine. Everything's fine. Dave, here's the thing. David Weed, you're saying that Dave lied. I asked like six people a question and it went like this. So I did this experiment with Colton. I said, hey Colton, when are you going home? He said Tuesday.

Starting point is 00:41:05 I said, can I come home with you? He's like, what'd he say? I don't care. He said, can I come home with you to Iowa? He's like, yeah, I don't care. And then if I told you on this podcast, holy shit, fucking Colton gave me his blessing to come visit him.

Starting point is 00:41:24 You guys would think I lied? That's fine if you do. I'm not saying I'm not. That's fine if you do. And at the end of the day, the athletes also had a choice. Oh, but they had the choice based on the fact that Dave lied to them. Okay, I hear you. I mean, I hear you. But I did that experiment with like fucking six people asked them if I could go to their house and they said they all said

Starting point is 00:42:00 I'm sure I don't care. said, sure, I don't care. Metutian code, no, I don't think that there's a code. Sorry. Not sorry. Metutian powder, you just click this QR code over here and you get your jar and you start brushing. Asymmetric Gears, Brent has gone from the professor to lying idiot. Christopher, Dave didn't miss word anything. He said he had the family blessing multiple times even on his YouTube.

Starting point is 00:42:42 He didn't miss word it. So you're saying that he couldn't have said it multiple times and miss word it. You haven't told a story and then you keep telling the same story, but it miss worded what the fuck dude you're not even saying anything you're not even making sense your two thoughts don't even connect together Christopher that's not how you spell Christopher either there's no F at the end it's pH dude Christopher Dave didn't miss word anything he absolutely did miss word something what are you talking about are Luca's lying? Is that what you're saying? I don't think Luca's lying. Why would you accuse Luca of lying? Tyler Spital. Sevan, please do Dirty Job episode on Colton's Pig Farm where you do chores with him. Oh, that would be awesome. Clock, how about the speculation that the meeting was covered by an NDA because it was

Starting point is 00:43:44 a meeting about big changes coming to the games next year? Does it ring true? Possibly. But here's what I think. I think they asked CrossFit to sign an NDA. I don't think CrossFit asked them to sign an NDA. I think in the past CrossFit has offered to show them show them show them some things and ask them to sign an nda But I think in that particular circumstance they asked crossfit and here's the irony

Starting point is 00:44:12 The if you want to get into the just into the weeds here, maybe i'll do a whole show on it later i'm like I said i'm waiting to see what andrew does but um And even if he doesn't i'll still do a show on it But i'd like to piggyback off it when the f***ing fervor is at its highest. There's this sentiment that we don't get to meet with them, and then we find out they met with them twice. And then there's this sentiment that Pat says that every time we meet with them, we're not going to belabor safety protocols. Oh, okay. Then what else did you, what else?

Starting point is 00:44:48 I thought you didn't get to meet with them. So when you did meet with them, shouldn't you bring up safety protocols? Do you meet with them or don't you meet with them, Pat? There were so many inconsistencies. And then if you're meeting with them and you're not talking about safety protocols, what other things are you talking meeting with them and you're not talking about safety protocols, what other things are you talking about with them? And if safety protocols are so important, why isn't that first on your list of things to talk about? And then they're like, we wrote them a professional letter. It was like a page long.

Starting point is 00:45:24 And they responded with just one sentence. Oh. long and they responded with just one sentence oh well dude we just watched a fucking whole podcast of yours that was 52 minutes where you didn't say shit I can only imagine what a professional letter looks like from you that's a page long so do they not respond to you or you don't like their response you just admitted you don't like their response but yet you're saying they don't respond to you. People have been programmed, they're afraid people will be programmed out of the games if they speak up. It's just pivot to pivot to pivot to more fucking abstract bullshit. more fucking abstract bullshit.

Starting point is 00:46:05 How about this, PFA? How about you find out how and why Lazar died and then just get behind fixing that? Novel, huh? Crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy, right? I have an idea. How about you find out that there weren't, hypothetically speaking, there weren't enough lifeguards in the ground, there weren't divers on hand, and you tell CrossFit,

Starting point is 00:46:32 here's a letter from, signed by 500 athletes saying that in all future events, we demand that you have lifeguards to a one to two ratio and that there's always a dive team available on hand at all swim events and have it signed by 500 people. Holy fuck. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Starting point is 00:47:07 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Starting point is 00:47:15 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Starting point is 00:47:23 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. will do that. Any athlete that's out there listening to this, why wouldn't you nominate me to be the head of the PFAA? I have the fucking best relationship with CrossFit out of anyone. I've done more for the athletes than fucking anyone, by far. There's not even a close second place. Why don't you nominate me?

Starting point is 00:47:53 I'll do it for $400,000 a year. So we'll allow a thousand people in and you guys can each give $400. And I'll go fucking hard for you guys. I'll make sure that there's Oxygenated water at the finish line fuck that stuff with microplastics in it make all all the water bottles will be glass And and I'll make sure that them More lifeguards in the water and a dive team. I can get that for you next year. Like this. Not joking.

Starting point is 00:48:33 Ian Beaver, I'm starting to think the Masters is where the connection between affiliates and the games are. More families, more L1, L2 and box owners in the competition. Oh, my dog's barking. I wonder what's going on. He doesn't bark usually at this time. Daniel Nguyen, have you seen Marco Coppola's latest video? I don't know. I didn't see his sixth one.

Starting point is 00:48:47 I heard he went off the rails in his sixth one. I didn't see his sixth one. I just watched the ones that Hiller put out. Kathy, I don't know what you're saying. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition.

Starting point is 00:48:55 They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition.

Starting point is 00:49:03 They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them when they were in the competition. They didn't discuss safety with them. Why are you at the meeting? I don't understand that. Why don't you have Pat or Brent on the show? I don't know. I don't know why I don't have Pat or Brent on the show. Why would I have Pat or Brent on the show? Now, Whitney Davis, what fucking sense does it make to have a meeting with two existing athletes about the games? You can't have athletes making suggestions about the about what the competition needs to be doing. Dude, Brent wants Dave's job so bad. He thinks he does. He wants to be the programmer for the games. He wants to program the games. It's like

Starting point is 00:49:53 his dream. That's all this is. I'm open to being wrong, but that's... But that's um, Clyde McLaughlin, Dave apologized, I respect that, looking to move on but Seve still trying to play down the thing, that thing. But Seve still trying, Dave apologized for, was even making a mistake at all. Dave apologized, I respect that. But Seve still trying to play down that thing. That thing? The blessed- the blessed thing? Hey, dude. When- when- when- when Derek Chauvin had his knee on fucking- First of all, none of you pussies would have been able to do that.

Starting point is 00:50:44 fucking first of all, none of you pussies would have been able to do that. None of you pussies could have stood there in the street with a fucking complete fucking maniac with two of his fucking comrades in the car who are walking around surrounded by a crowd that's fucking yelling at you, holding down a guy that's a fucking counterfeiter high on fentanyl meth and fucking alcohol with a fucking rap sheet. That so fucking long included putting a gun on a fucking pregnant woman's stomach and a home invasion With four other guys none of you wouldn't be able to do that. You would have fucking freaked out at the crowd fucking yelling at you You would have completely fucking come unhinged

Starting point is 00:51:25 fucking come unhinged. And so here's fucking Dave in a room with a fucking dude who just lost his fucking brother. We all agree it shouldn't have fucking happened. Everyone. I guarantee you Dave doesn't think it should have happened either. No one thinks it should have happened. Dude, listen. Listen, Clive, I just want to say this. There's people out there in the mob that are so stupid that they think that whatever that line was that Luca posted that it's not your decision anyway, that that was somehow like

Starting point is 00:52:00 a rude thing to say the way he said it because fucking English is Luca's 18th language and somehow he fucking at best Luca misunderstood it. At worst all you other idiots misunderstood it. It was clearly fucking Dave trying to realizing that he probably shouldn't have asked him because of Luca's response and he was trying to alleviate the fucking stress off of him that and I think Dave fucking acknowledged that in his I shouldn't have put it on the family. And so if you don't think somewhere in there that he got that Luca gave it his blessing that that somehow it came out of there then you're fucking crazy.

Starting point is 00:52:34 You have no idea what it's like to be in a fucking situation like that. How intense it was in that fucking room. What is them firing me have anything to do with anything? That's the part I don't get. People write shit like this and I don't fucking get this. You have to understand I am not like you guys. Half of you are fucking completely, hi Mel, half of you are completely fucking retarded and only do things based on reaction of what you're supposed to do.

Starting point is 00:53:16 I'm the guy who if I lend you fucking $4,000 and you don't pay me back, that's not a deal breaker on our relationship. I don't work like that. I'm not that fucking guy. I don't lend you $4,000 again. But I'm not throwing away 15 years of a fucking relationship because of something you did. I get to choose. I don't I the organization that fired me. It's not like I'm like now I'm hell bent on fucking taking them down. Not even not even in the little bit. I don't understand what them firing

Starting point is 00:53:43 me. Do I have opinions about them firing me? Yeah, they're so stupid for doing that. Lots of stupid things have been done. I don't think Greg should ever sold the company. But then again, I'm not rich as fuck like him right now. And I'm not going hard. I'm just fucking using logic and common sense. I'm not going hard at all. Well, I'm going hard, but I'm using just logic and common sense. I'm not going hard at all. Well, I'm going hard, but I'm using just logic and common sense I'm not nice to people because people are nice to me. I'm nice to people because I want to be nice I'm not mean to people who are mean to me That's not I don't work like that I'm not controlled by that I'm my own I have like fucking crazy personal accountability and responsibility Bob no one's gonna say no one's gonna make sense of this that's fair

Starting point is 00:54:31 I agree we need a sponsor for kill Taylor this week maybe it'll be Matutean anyone want to sponsor the show 500 bucks I think the show will be Friday. I better text Taylor right now. Are we doing Kill Taylor on Friday? Hey, did any of you guys watch the Madison Square Garden Kill Tony. I watched this video of Kill Tony. I watched this video of Kill Tony. It's called How Kill Tony Got Cancelled. Tony Hinchcliffe Got Cancelled. And it's an interview Tony does while he sits on a couch and these two guys interview him about him getting cancelled.

Starting point is 00:55:20 He called someone a fucking chink in a comedy bit. And he admits that when he called the guy a fucking chink that it was at, it was, it was, even though it was at a comedy club, he admits it was venomous. Like he was upset that the comedian before him set went long. He admits it. But then this, in the entire interview, if you watch it, there's this undertone of and everything he says That's crazy self-important like basically he's anointing himself as like the king of comedians It's really weird. I kind of wish I didn't watch it because it it changed my perspective on him a little bit but then I watched the Madison Square Garden episode, and there were some parts in there where I'm like,

Starting point is 00:56:09 man, this guy's, I think, crossed the line. Like, he yells at Redman at one point in the beginning of the show, and there's another guy who says everything twice. And Tony, the way he digs into him, I don't know. It was tough. It was it was tough. I get it. He was saying funny stuff, but his delivery, I don't know, man, it was fucking harsh.

Starting point is 00:56:44 Oh, are we doing Kill I don't know man. It was fucking harsh. Oh, uh Are we doing kill taylor on friday? Yes And I guess maybe people think that about kill taylor, too I guess there's a line For I guess everyone has a line Oh shit, we already got a sponsor never mind no sponsor needed for this week. Damn. That's dope Fucking a love it. Thank you Let me see who it is Cool shit, that's awesome.

Starting point is 00:57:30 God, I keep getting spam from... I keep getting people trying to get me to click a link from UPS telling me I have a package arrived And it's like fuck you. I ain't clicking that Don't ever click links you get from like and anyone on your cell phone ever Amazon your iPhones been stolen anything like that fuck those people Your bank account, please call in to unlock your bank account If you wanted the games weren't at the games, could you watch the games after Lazar's death? My wife and I can't do it because he's all we

Starting point is 00:58:09 think about. Oh, interesting. I mean, man. I, the other day when I was on the show with Facundo, I felt some tears coming. But after watching, I watched one of Brian and Patrick's videos and I saw Brian crying and I told myself I'm not gonna ever cry on the show ever again. So I just war I get it. If you think about him, if you think start thinking about him, you fucking break your heart. Oh, awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Oh, this is cool. This is our sponsor this week for kill Tony, kill, kill Taylor. Yeah, I get it it McLefty I ain't hating you ever seen that you ever seen that damn this is a cool Instagram account oh my god Oh my god. What is that?

Starting point is 00:59:24 What are 345s? Is that 305 or 315? Plus 50? What is that? Who knows what 345s are? Patrick Clark. I'm a fan of yours. I'm a fan of yours.

Starting point is 00:59:40 I'm a fan of yours. I'm a fan of yours. I'm a fan of yours. on Saturday and kind of agree. However, that guy tried to cancel him, tried to manipulate the switch situation for fame. Yeah, the guy. Yeah, the guy I'm not agreeing with the guy that canceled him. It's a good point, Patrick. But boy, Tony does not come across good in there I mean, it's okay to be like hey i'm the greatest ever but just the way It's not like that. It's there's like a you have to kiss my ring. Um

Starting point is 01:00:15 I mean, I think i'm the greatest ever. I don't fucking require anyone to kiss my ring at all And there's a total kiss my ring kind of like taking knee and it kind of ruined them for me because now every time I think about them. This is crazy. How much is this? Three? Oh, that's 365 front squat. Geez Louise. So this is PacFit. I'm not sure what they are. Let me see this real quick. Performance and fitness coaching in person and remotely our goals to motivate and educate and inspire you to live a healthier lifestyle. Looks like they have tons of masters athletes.

Starting point is 01:00:51 What's this girl doing? Cece, what's up Cece? Nice squat. Look at that ankle flexion. Look at that bar placement. Squat a mother to be proud of. Look at even the, even the 55 women have cabooses. Jesus criminy. What a dump truck. What's this girl doing?

Starting point is 01:01:29 Hi, the tiger. She looks like a UFC fighter. Who is that? Sarah Timpson. Doesn't this girl look like she should have a Portuguese name, Brazilian name? We got the first timer here. Congratulations, Sarah, on the exciting rookie year. Great photo. God, I got to teach my kids to do that. Every time I, the cool

Starting point is 01:01:53 thing about having kids is anything I want to learn I can just project onto them. Look at this. Oh, is that that guy might be someone famous that guy is that guy? Todd is that guy the is that guy famous? Is that the guy who was married to Sophia... Sophia... Sophia Viarga... What's that chick's name? She used to come to the games. Is that the guy that played the wolf in that movie? The Wolfman or something? Remember like ten years ago and him and his fucking crazy famous wife would come Sophia Viarga would come to the event in SoCal. Is that him? Is that the guy? Anyone? Know who I'm talking about? Did that guy have cauliflower here? That guy right there. The brunette. Patrick Clark will know. Let me see if I can get him. This guy. There was this, this guy.

Starting point is 01:03:11 Is this guy famous? Was he married to like Sophia? What the fuck is that? No, that's not him. Oh, okay. Oh yeah, Joe Magli, Magli or something. Joe Maglioli or something. Yeah. Paul Desmond, the Pac Fitness training camp. Todd Wise is the head coach. His wife Melissa is an elite athlete and Savage. They are great people. Awesome. Oh shit. They just saved Kil Taylor this week. Everyone go give them a follow. Bam. Just like that. Oh look, you guys already follow him. PaperStreetCoffee, TomGirren. Oh, this guy's family. This guy's in the family. Um, there was a comment up here I wanted to, uh...

Starting point is 01:03:56 Um... Oh, this. Seve, I'm going camping with a stranger. Okay... Maybe you should text me with a little more information, like where you're going and when you'll be home. You know? Oh, uh, V-Vergora? Sofia Vergara? Joe Maggaleolioliolioliolioli? He looks like Sevan on C.A. peptides.

Starting point is 01:04:28 Hiller said to me three times in the house, we are three times this weekend, like we would see some buff dude who kind of look like me and be like, that's what you would look like if you worked out like fuck you, dude. I didn't say it out loud. That's what I thought in my head. Fuck you, dude.

Starting point is 01:04:42 I work out. You're two a day. I'm a two a day guy Yesterday I hadn't worked when when I was at a NorCal classic. I only did one workout when I was there I did it in the hundred degree heat. I went in the backyard. I set the interval timer at 30 minutes and I did 20 air squats And 15 push-ups on alternating minutes. So it ended up being like 200 push-ups and 300 air squats in 30 minutes. It was easy. It was easy. Breathing in the hot air was weird, but it was easy.

Starting point is 01:05:22 But that's the only workout I did. But when I came home, I did a really pathetic workout.. I got home. Of course what I do. I jumped on the assault bike Did I just rode the assault bike for 20 minutes that's when I watched a helping a wooly At 1.5 time at 1.5 time. Oh, I'll set you up a Sousa. I will start a thread with Sousa. And thank you, Todd. All right. Well, we should start the show now not for this shit All right, you guys ready

Starting point is 01:06:14 Here we go Welcome to the seven podcast First clip from Jesse waters primetime. I've become a huge fan of Jesse waters. Yeah. I like Jesse Waters better than Gutfield. Just saying. Just saying. The administration is charging an illegal Guatemalan with stealing a U.S. citizen's ID and voting in the last two presidential elections. How'd that happen? I thought illegals aren't allowed to vote. Well, Jesse, non-citizen voting has really become a polarizing topic. Democrats say it's extremely rare. Republicans say it's got to be eliminated entirely. And now, as you just mentioned, an illegal immigrant is being prosecuted federally for it. Angelia Maria Francisco, an illegal immigrant who

Starting point is 01:06:54 had been living in Alabama, just reached a plea deal with DOJ to plead guilty to charges related to stealing a U.S. citizen's identity to vote in multiple elections and fraudulently obtain an American passport. Now, she'd been facing nine counts of federal charges and agreed to plead guilty to all nine of those counts. What she's accused of doing is assuming the identity of a U.S. citizen around 2011, then using that identity to get a passport, which she then used to travel to and from Guatemala in the following years then using that same false identity prosecutors say she registered to vote in Alabama but I wonder what that means she assumed the identity what does that mean she assumed the identity

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Starting point is 01:08:34 Mary's a good girl. She wears her toe spacers. Mary's caught in the middle of a family feud. She's not sure who to have dinner with this year at Thanksgiving The libtards are the fucking conservatives. She's broken Everyone pray for me. I take the compliment. Sorry everyone pray for Mary Be glad that you're not as open-minded as Mary or you would have friends on both sides of the aisle also She's a special person. Positivity fit adventures. We will sponsor KillTaylor for 500. No shit. Positively fit adventures. Is that adventures for dogs?

Starting point is 01:09:20 Hey, will you DM me your phone number or DM Suzy your phone number? Awesome. God, you guys are great. Thank you. That's really cool. Positively. Let me see this adventures for dogs. So illegals are just fucking scoring. I wonder how many there are like that. 10. 100. 100,000. Positively, I see positively well, positive, positively, positively fervor dog rescue? Positively... What's your... What's the Instagram? Fit.

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Starting point is 01:11:49 What tricks are you working on with your dogs? Oh, this is a fucking cool Instagram account. This is the kind of thing that when it fucking blows up, it's going to be nuts, this account. People love dogs. I used to make Avi jump from the hoods of semis. What's this? Oh wow. Oh that's cool. He's shooting with his dog.

Starting point is 01:12:17 Alright, cool account. Thank you. Dude, I'm stoked. his dog. Alright, cool account. Thank you, dude. I'm stoked. Thank you so much. That's cool. What is my dog barking at this morning? Ipoticus, I had three dogs with me at NCC.

Starting point is 01:12:51 Geez. That's borderline mental health issues. Matt Burns off to Sentinel training. Hey, there's a, if anyone from Born Primitive is listening, I remember when Froning snatched, I forget what it was, 300 pounds or whatever he snatched in Nano 2s. And it kind of, it was like a holy fuck moment for people. Because you know, the lifters were in and they were popular and it was like one of the accoutrement that everyone had to have.

Starting point is 01:13:26 You guys gotta milk that shit. Taylor fucking snatched 305 in born primitives. He then talks about it, about how good it was and it's like the best 305 I've ever seen snatch in a crossfit competition. He just nails it and stands up. The dude I'm willing to bet Brent met with CrossFit to get a job which would hinder PFAA's Legitness and didn't tell anyone that's why he glitched last week. He got scared Yeah, maybe Maybe Yeah, maybe. Maybe. And just so you know, Brent and Pat and all you people out there with your innuendos, Tommy, especially Tommy, who you keep saying, like, well, what if there's stuff that people don't know and we don't know if they'll ever know and like you're making it like you have some secrets.

Starting point is 01:14:26 Well, just so you know, I'm not making it like I have some secrets. I have some secrets too. I got some stories myself saved up. You know what I mean? I haven't thrown all my hand grenades yet either. You say we didn't meet with them. We show that you did meet with them twice in the last couple months. You say you didn't sign any NDAs. Now we have you saying you did sign NDAs. Got a list of like 20 of those in my secret book. You keep going on podcasts and you keep lying dude. How many times you think you

Starting point is 01:15:06 and Pat lied on that podcast? Honestly Brent, make a post about it. How many times do you think you lied on that podcast? I know three. I'm saving. Every time you open your mouth it's like, ooh, nah, nah, nah. Not misspeaks buddy. Not misspeaks. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,

Starting point is 01:15:26 nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, not misspeaks buddy, not misspeaks, there's one that everyone knows that everyone saw you don't even have to I can't wait to tell my grandchildren about the great CrossFit war of 2024. Oh, did you share your location with me? Oh good, I like that.

Starting point is 01:15:58 I feel better now. I don't see it. Did you text me? Unless I don't have your name in here. I got a bunch of numbers. Text me. Yeah, that's a good idea. Share your location with me. I like that. Sevan, why don't you ask to interview Brent and Pat to clear things up?

Starting point is 01:16:32 To who? Did you hear what Siri said? That was so funny. She goes to who? That'll be my answer then. I didn't even know she was on. To who? To clear things up to who nothing. I'm going to go with that. Support for today's episode comes from one skin. Did you have a little too much fun this summer?

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Starting point is 01:19:41 where you heard about them. Tell them SEVvan sent you. Pat, Seve said that not a single Republican owned a slave. I did three seconds of research and found 17 that were in the US Senate that stops and then stop scrolling. You're talking about I think Pat what you're talking about is that isn't it cool that I can just tangle with you like this? Just I'm doing like I'm basically tied in the square spread eagle and you still can't ever win a fucking single debate or argument with me as you fucking have

Starting point is 01:20:33 all the ammo in the world to attack me while I multitask. Isn't that amazing? I think what you're talking about Pat is I did three seconds of research and found there were 17 in the US Senate that then stopped scrolling There was there maybe are 17 Currently who have relatives who owned slaves, but they weren't Republicans at the time Pat I Don't believe So you got fucked in the ass there oh Oh, you just text me the info. Oh, okay, got it.

Starting point is 01:21:10 That's the guy. Let me see. I'm going to click and see if I can see your location. I don't see your location. I just hit request location. There we go. Send me your location for the next week or someone send it to fucking someone. I'd be happy to have it.

Starting point is 01:21:37 Although I like what if you do get killed then I have like be involved in like have opinions on two cases. Dead people cases. Oh, don't thank you, Clive, but don't even don't even. It was the Republican Party that passed the 13th Amendment, abolishing slavery. It was the Republican Party that passed the 14th Amendment, giving black men citizenship. Yeah, we all know every everyone with a brain knows. Pat's the only one that doesn't know. And to be fair to fair the Democrats it was like

Starting point is 01:22:08 I forget the number but it was really it was just like 1.7 percent of the Democrats owned all the slaves or some really low number like that It wasn't like every Tom, Dick and Harry owned a slave slaves were like Bentley's Oh, I would be a suspect you mean because I have her location if she died. Mary Masour, are you going live after the debate? I don't know. It's tonight, right? I don't know. It's tonight, right? I, I, I think I want to go, I haven't talked to Greg yet, but I want to go to Greg's house and watch it. Okay, here we go. Two minutes from the pandemic was the fact that we were able to put anti-vaxxers through Jim Crow laws.

Starting point is 01:23:05 Right? We were like, you're not locked up anymore, but you can't eat here. Right? If you weren't vaccinated, you got treated like a black person in the 60s. It's like, hi, welcome to the restaurant. You vaccinated? No? Well, raise the sign, n***er.

Starting point is 01:23:25 Outside! And put a mask on, because you make me sick. I saw that joke to my grandma, she's like, Jason, how could you make a joke about Jim Crow? I was like, well, grandma, this time I'm a white. The one thing I do miss from the pandemic was the fact that we were able to put anti-vaxxers through Jim Crow laws.

Starting point is 01:23:46 That's good. That's great shit. Great shit. God. I want to show you something else. Pat, here's some research for you. Go look at all the big companies in the United States and look at who their DEI officers are. Judge them strictly on their looks and their weight.

Starting point is 01:24:21 Here we go. Delta Airlines Chief Diversity Officer wants to make gait announcements more gender inclusive. Okay, so Annette Revis is also the Delta Airlines Chief Diversity Officer. Crazy. Delta Airlines Chief Diversity Officer wants to make gait announcements more gender inclusive. The other more subtle forms of communications, I would call them the little c communications. They might even be verbal communications.

Starting point is 01:24:47 So we're beginning to take a hard look at things like our gatehouse announcements. We welcome ladies and gentlemen, and we've asked ourselves, is that as gender inclusive as we want to be? We're looking at some legacy language that exists in some of our employee manuals and getting to the root of the way some things are described and saying does that actually send a message of inclusivity but I think that the other more subtle forms of communications are absolutely bad shit crazy fucking nuts Fucking nuts. Absolutely nuts. I know what you're going to say. What's wrong with that, Seve? Let's bend the knee. Ladies, gentlemen, dogs, queers,

Starting point is 01:25:42 homos, trannies, children, dogs, cats, lovers of pedophiles. We want to be more inclusive. Just do it. Just do it. Written a paper in which you say that you don't think police auto enforce traffic laws because it may lead to inequity. Do you remember that paper from 2023? Yes, Senator. Why is that?

Starting point is 01:26:24 You don't want police to enforce traffic laws? I mean, it just seems to me I'm sorry, Senator, you're saying that you want to be a judge in 2023? Yes, Senator. Why is that? You don't want police to enforce traffic laws? I'm having trouble following your positions here.

Starting point is 01:26:40 You don't want the immigration laws to be enforced. You apparently think that any detention of illegals at the traffic laws, but you want to be a judge. How's this going to work? Senator the piece that you are citing documented efforts by cities along with police departments and in some cases actually led by police departments to move enforcement of things like hanging an air freshener from a rear view mirror to, for example, ticket by mail or parking enforcement, which would in turn free up police resources to focus on more serious enforcement. So what she tried to say there, what she, you have to read into what she said there.

Starting point is 01:27:14 You gotta fucking read into what she said there. But basically what she's saying is, is we were trying to remove laws and not have police pull people over for having an air freshener hang in front of their window. How many people a year do you think are killed because someone ran someone over because the air freshener blocked them? 5, 10, 1, 60. 5 10 1 60 point five zero well I mean I dude you're so fucking predictable your algorithm is fucking so simple and clean thank you for your algorithm, Pat. You are so simple. One is too many, Seve.

Starting point is 01:28:07 Yeah. Bingo. You don't need a fucking air freshener head dangling from your fucking rear view mirror, you fucking retard. That's just the, I'm not calling anyone specifically retard. That's just the general, I'm calling her a retard. These are, this is, this is the Biden administration, guys. This is Kamala. He basically, I suspect now I don't hang out with a lot of white trash, but I've hung out with a lot of Asians and blacks and Mexicans. I don't really know any, I don't really know any white trash. I'm trying to think. Maybe Taylor. I wonder if Taylor hangs in air freshener. Let me ask Taylor.

Starting point is 01:28:50 But, but the majority of my black friends, acquaintances, colleagues, were the ones, and Mexicans, they're the ones that hung air fresheners. So I suspect what she's saying is that it's unfair to Blacks because they hang air fresheners from their fucking mirror. But it does seem something that like they would do in the South too. Let me call Taylor or maybe JR. JR actually, JR only had Black friends exclusively for a while. Let me ask JR how. JR played basketball. In the sport of basketball there's a lot of black guys. Just like DEI, heads of DEI are a lot of fat black women.

Starting point is 01:29:35 Just the way it is guys. I don't make up the rules. I don't do the hiring. Just the fucking way it is. Don't hate the messenger. They say in the hood. Oh, someone just sent me a Bible verse. We get to that in a minute.

Starting point is 01:29:50 Hi, you reshare how on the primary contact for crossfire crash. How am I supposed to film the crucible if you don't answer your phone? Okay, let's switch to the. This better be fucking good. The authority of Jesus questioned. 23. Jesus entered the temple courts, and while he was teaching, the chief priests and the elders of the people came to him.

Starting point is 01:30:38 By what authority are you doing these things, they asked, and who gave you this authority? Jesus replied, I will also ask you one question if you answer me. I will tell you by what authority I'm doing these things John's baptism where did it? Oh John's baptism? Where did it come from? Was it from the heaven or a human origin? They discussed it among themselves and said if we say from heaven he will ask then why didn't you believe him but if we say of human origin we are afraid of We are afraid of the people for they hold that John was a prophet So they answered Jesus. We don't know Okay, that's good. That's what I do. Then he said neither will I tell you by what authority I am doing these things. Oh Shit, I'm gonna need this explained to me. This was a reading of the story of Jesus versus the Pharisees,

Starting point is 01:31:31 religious leaders. They're trying to trip him up by asking him a hard question. Jesus flips the script and asks them a question they're unwilling to answer because they are unwilling to live out the message they're preaching and they're afraid of what people will think of them. Oh, I like that. I'm gonna have to reread that. He forces them to show their true colors. They answer his question with a nothing burger. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:31:52 Sounds like a politician answer. And because they won't answer genuinely, he refuses to waste time on hypocrites by giving them answers to the questions they're asking. All right. There's your little Bible lesson for today. Christian Keller, sometimes I'm concerned with Seve's reading level. Dude, don't, you should always be concerned. Plus, you have to, this fucking, these fucking Bible thumpers that send me this shit, it's

Starting point is 01:32:24 red writing on fucking a black background. That's like graphics design number one. Even an idiot like me knows not to do that. Jake Foster the other day sent me some screenshots when we were at the games of some Jesus stuff. Like, are you fucking kidding me? Black on red? I mean, it's so, and it's so tiny. Maybe I should have made it bigger. Let me see if I could. Oh yeah,

Starting point is 01:32:50 I could have made it bigger. Jesus entered the temple courts and while he was teaching the chief priests and the elders of the people came. Oh, you're right. I can't read. Even if it's bigger, I can't read. I don't speak Bible cadence, I guess. Read the sports page, fine. Yeah, Satan's Colorway. Yeah, why are they using Satan's Colorway, black on red, for fucking Bible stuff? Jesus Christ. Cheese and crackers.

Starting point is 01:33:17 Oh yeah, different. Good point. But wait, the Kil Taylor shirts or red print on black background. Yeah, that's okay for like signs and graphics and shit like that, but not on a computer or not if it's small. There's exceptions to every rule. Tia's IG post, please review. Please, really? Why? I already have Patrick Lang putting me on the spot for every fucking... Already have Patrick Lang putting me on the spot for every fucking Patrick I'm here. I'll do Patrick Lang Seve. I found a Republican who was living in Antarctica

Starting point is 01:34:00 Who took a slave there with them gotcha ha ha ha gotcha ha ha ha gotcha ha ha it's documented Oh shit, it's a black and white photo. It's a black and white photo. That means something, right? That means it's like a someone died photo. It's a really trippy photo. CrossFit isn't just a sport to me, it's a way of life. It's made me filthy rich and changed everything for my family. I added in the filthy rich part. Over the past 10 years, it's given me a career purpose and a home.

Starting point is 01:34:40 What I love most are the people, except for seven. CrossFit has brought me incredible individuals into my life, allowed me to compete in the world's biggest stages, and leave a mark alongside the finest humans in history. I've been lucky enough to travel the world and meet the amazing individuals who make up our community, and for that I am forever grateful. This past year has greatly shifted my perspective. I am more concerned about pedophiles, rapists, and communism coming to my poor country of Australia. I hope in some way I can leave a legacy,

Starting point is 01:35:10 not only for my daughter, but for future generations who want to take control of their lives and change how the world views fitness, health, and community. It's been a month since we lost one of our own in a way none of us could have ever imagined or been prepared for. This tragedy shook me, my family, and our team to the core.

Starting point is 01:35:27 Lazarus passing left us with more questions than answers about the future, but it's also sparked a sense of duty in me to step up and be a part of the solution. In 2020, I helped start the PFAA with Brent Fikowski and Adam Neyfer because we wanted to elevate our sport and create a safer and more stable future for anyone striving to compete. While I've stepped back from being directly involved in the association, my belief is the mission remains the same. To fire Dave Castro. Since the Games, I've had tough but needed conversations with CF leadership expressing

Starting point is 01:36:01 my concerns about safety and future of our sport and my commitment to pushing for answers and a clear path forward Since the games I have had tough. Okay, so since the game she started talking to CrossFit leadership expressing her concerns about safety and future of our sport Okay, there's a lot of work ahead But this goal will never be achieved through division or hatred Now the time is to show the strength of our community and values that brought us together in the first place. Together we can elevate the sport to what it truly deserves to be. Uh oh. Deserves? A celebration of

Starting point is 01:36:36 fitness and human potential. There are many questions that have to be answered before we can move forward, but I'm ready to do my part. I just hope CrossFit is prepared to do the same. I answered before we can move forward, but I'm ready to do my part. I just hope CrossFit is prepared to do the same. When she says CrossFit, what does she mean? CrossFit leadership or the affiliates? Does she mean the affiliates? To improve the sport, protect its athletes and create a better future for us all. Boy, Tia. Oh, boy.ia, oh boy, oh boy.

Starting point is 01:37:10 Oh boy. Alright. She means HQ. Imagine, this is once again, she has immense influence. Immense influence. But the value she brings to the community is none. And you can tell by the way she writes that. Not one mention of the fucking affiliates.

Starting point is 01:37:38 These people are so fucking confused. They are so fucking confused. They are so fucking confused. Dan Guerrero, remember to observe the thoughts, Seve, don't get triggered. I can get triggered and still observe the thoughts. They're not mutually exclusive, whatever that means. It's just a matter of time before they start their own sport and this is where their way to recruit these star athletes. There are no star athletes. Don't get confused.

Starting point is 01:38:11 And there already is a sport. It's called grid league. And it's not going to matter. We had something called the USFL Heisman Trophy winners. People started going there. They had tons of money. No one ever fucking watches it. That's not how it fucking works, you it doesn't work at all the only reason they're

Starting point is 01:38:29 completely fucking lost first of all she could have she could have said all that in like one paragraph it's basically here I go um it's like giving your wife it's like giving your girlfriend a one hour talk before you go, and then that's why I have to break up with you. There's a lot of work to do. It means fucking nothing. The past year has greatly shifted my perspective. Although I did start the PFAA four years ago, or whatever she said.

Starting point is 01:39:04 What do I mean? How has it shifted your perspective. Although I did start the PFAA four years ago or whatever she said. What do I mean? How has it shifted your perspective? It's just more fucking nothing. It's just fucking cock-eyed shitbag fucking emotional fucking appeal. Hey dude, Saxon Panchick said it on here. A guy came into his fucking gym. He couldn't do one burpee. He couldn't get off the ground. A year later, Saxon had him rope climbing. That's it.

Starting point is 01:39:35 There's nothing else here. You guys, you guys are the bearded woman at the fucking circus. You're not even one of the rides. You guys are like the beer. You guys are like the beer at a fucking baseball game at best beer is more relevant at a baseball game than you guys are to CrossFit I Get it you want to do something cool do it you don't need HQ at all go ahead It's fucking unreal. She's not going to like that.

Starting point is 01:40:14 Someone wrote, Amen, my friend. Well said. I love your leadership. It's important to stand together in this community and move forward with strength, integrity, honesty, and togetherness. I too am grateful for the sport and the community that has brought us lifelong friendships and many that feel like family to include you." You said nothing either.

Starting point is 01:40:53 She got the black and white post. Boy, oh boy, be careful what you guys ask for. We've all seen this happen before. It's gonna be funny right in like five years. Man, Greg was so right. It's just wordfuckery when you say Democrats weren't the only slave owners when Democrats were the conservative party back then and libtards were Republicans. Oh please. Oh my god.

Starting point is 01:41:42 You're so crazy. Hey Pat, you're the same kind of person that believes it's the Democrats who care about the poor but confuse it that Democrats want to keep people poor. You're that exact same person who believes that horse shit. Hey, dude, you gotta go fucking deeper, dude. Go sit in the lawn chair in your backyard and fucking take a deep breath and go to the fucking the way the two ideologies work. One of them leaves to fucking opportunity and one of them leaves to fucking lowest common denominator life. take a deep breath and go to the fucking the way the two ideologies work. One of them leaves to fucking opportunity and one of them leaves to fucking lowest common

Starting point is 01:42:08 denominator life. Those are the choices dude. Lowest common denominator life is we're all fucking equal and we're democrats and we all have the same sheets and eat the same garbage. Man, you're fucking slow, dude. You say that the party's flipped, that's what everyone's been saying for fucking... Dude, there's ample evidence showing how they fucking tried that and that narrative was spun back in the 60s and 70s to pull out of their shit and they still do it today are you saying that the party

Starting point is 01:42:53 slipped the same way how all of a sudden Kamala's into fracking but but regards look deeper look at how the ideologies look how the programming of how Democrats want to program people and how fucking Republicans want to program people which one would you rather be? I'm not saying you have to be either, but I'm saying if we have to steer a cohort in one direction, which direction do you want it to be? It's the same thing dude, you're hung up on fucking religion like because it's fake. Great. You and religion like because it's fake.

Starting point is 01:43:25 Great. You and I agree, it's fucking fake. Who cares? Which people do you want to fucking live with? I want to push them towards the fucking religious people. Gotta just go a tiny bit deeper dude. Add a fucking retard lane. Get your IQ up to fucking like a hundred. I apologize for the name calling. No I don't.

Starting point is 01:43:53 Nevermind. Strike that. You are a retard. Oh my god, we're an hour and 40. I wonder if anyone's ever going to say anything. What do you think happened? What do you think happened? You think like Brent called Tia and he's like, look at this. Look what we got.

Starting point is 01:44:20 Wait till this comes out. Two of the lifeguards there on the water Their certifications had expired Dave's got to go. Do you want to be on the right side of this tier or not? We got it. We found out we found out from Luca Yeah, yeah to the lifeguards had expired and the city required there to be a dive team there. We got it fired and the city required there to be a dive team there. We got it. We got it. How about the part in the fucking interview when they say all they say that all Dave does

Starting point is 01:44:53 is programming. There's some part in there when all they say is programming, but then Dave has to go. Well, I thought he was in charge of safety. You don't even know what fucking Dave does, dude. Dave's already gone, dude. That sure would make things easier if that were true. That sure would make things easier. Did we do this one? Oh yeah. That chick in the Holly post, she's fucking an appoint, she's being appointed as a fucking

Starting point is 01:46:01 judge by the Biden administration, she wants to get rid of fucking traffic laws because they unfairly affect marginalized people, black people. Traffic laws unfairly affect black people so therefore we must get rid of them. Well basketball unfairly affects black people too therefore we must get rid of them well basketball unfairly affects black people too should we get rid of that too did we talk about walls of DUI already I think we did Did we talk about walls of DUI already? I think we did. How about Poland? You guys like Poland? You guys like Poland? Pat, you love Poland. David, you love Poland.

Starting point is 01:46:59 Oh shit. Patrick Clark, traffic laws almost ruined my fantasy football game on Sunday night. Probably a good story. Okay. Uh, here we go. Well, it's unemployment in European Union is Poland. The highest GDP after COVID in European Union is Poland. One of the lowest debts in european union is poland so don't give us this rubbish about the need of educated immigration as we heard yesterday we don't need your doctors

Starting point is 01:47:40 we don't need your engineers take them take them all and pay for them We don't need them. You know why because there's a zero terrorist attacks in Poland Why because because there is no illegal migration in Poland So don't give me this look don't give me this arguments about the populism because this is a fact This is your data from Eur stat the lowest unemployment in European Union mmm Poland Dude it was crazy yesterday I'm I'm I'm

Starting point is 01:48:18 So I take my kids to jiu-jitsu and then I'm outside talking on the phone and when you talk on the phone at jiu-jitsu The I have to set my phone There's only one place where the phone gets reception So I have to set my phone on this like this piece of metal that comes up out of the ground That's like a light fixture and I set my phone in it and I put in my earpieces and I can walk around And that's the only way everywhere else the the reception shitty Santa Cruz has the worst cell reception of any place I've ever been it's so bad. I don't even have cell reception at my house so

Starting point is 01:48:51 This I see this lady walked by She's so fucking hot it's crazy she's short she's like shorter than me and She has these really tight pants on. Now that I think about it, maybe her butt was fake. Maybe her butt was fake. She had this tiny little waist and these huge tits and she was wearing a half shirt and she was old. She was like 45.

Starting point is 01:49:18 And she had all this work done on her face, but she was just like, and she had a foreign accent. I'm guessing she was Polish. She was so fucking hot. It was crazy. Like hot like in and she had a foreign accent. I'm guessing she was Polish. She was so fucking hot. It was crazy. Like hot, like in the in the porn star sense. It was nuts. And she comes up to me and she's carrying four bags of groceries.

Starting point is 01:49:32 So I assume that's like some sort of like service. Right. I don't know what they're called, like door doctor or whatever, whatever. Those like all the guys use them at the house, like Colton and Taylor and all those guys know how to do it. Like they can do stuff on their cell phone and like a box. Energy drink shows up at the house. Like Colton and Taylor and all those guys know how to do it. Like they can do stuff on their cell phone and like a box of energy drink shows up to the house. I don't know how they do it, but they can do that. Their phones do magic, shit like that. So I assume it's one of those ladies that, that's been summoned by someone's phone to buy shit, right? I see a baguette coming out of one bag. And so she's walking around and she's lost and I'm trying not door knockers.

Starting point is 01:50:06 Yeah, door knockers. Oh door dash. Yeah, door dash. Yeah, this chick had door knockers. It was crazy. But she started asking me fucking questions and I was on the phone. Like she was looking for she's like, can you look at my phone and tell me where this place is? I was like, I just went and got one of the other dads. I was like, could like she was looking for she's like can you look at my phone and tell me where this place is I was like I just went and got one of the other dads I was like could you hold on a second I went in the jujitsu room and I pulled out one of the other dads like can you help this lady I kind of I knew I was kind of giving him a treat too like this chick was so ridiculously

Starting point is 01:50:41 hot like if I told someone how hot it was and I didn't have a witness no one would like, it would just be a stupid story. So I keep talking on the phone and then he helps her and he walks her around the corner and so it shows her that she's in the wrong, like complex. And then he comes back and his eyes are like this. He's like, Holy shit, where did that come from? I'm like, just like right over there.

Starting point is 01:51:01 Just some super hot, like fucking, she looked like one of those Instagram chicks with all the fucking shit done to her. It was crazy. I would love to see the guy's face when she knocks on the door and was like here's your baguette. That was nuts. Tia's post doesn't mean that she's supporting the fire of Dave. Sounds like she's saying the same as you. People can read both sides into her post. Well, great. Well, it doesn't say anything then. All I hear is PFAA and we have hard work and blah, blah, blah.

Starting point is 01:51:32 Hey, I thought it was cool. Here's another point. Here's another thing that Sean Woodland did. He asked for specifics and they gave some stupid ass specifics like about the rope cutting. But Sean also asked them if they want to walk that shit back. He gave them the opportunity to walk that shit back. He gave them the opportunity to walk that shit back. He started the interview like that.

Starting point is 01:51:50 Hey, you think you maybe overstepped your bounds with the whole firing thing? You wish you would have waited on that or maybe not said it? I thought Sean did great. Tommy's horrible. The thing is, Tommy poses as like he's... actually I don't even know, but he just poses. He's a poser. Like, hey dude, it's so

Starting point is 01:52:15 obvious you have a bias. Okay, at least if someone says I have a bias, like it's like you can see it. Like Dave comes over to my fucking house, I love the guy, like but like you're like trying to hide your bias. Just say it, quit being a pussy. Every time Dave is showing even a fucking limp, you descend like a vulture or hyena. It's always the same group. You see someone injured and you just fucking descend on them.

Starting point is 01:52:43 If you were an animal, Tommy, you'd be a hyena for sure or a vulture. You just eat fucking roadkill. It's like, just say it. Hey dude, I fucking hate Dave. I've always hated Dave. Fucking what can I do to help ass pound him? Hey, iPodic is you never turn your back on your brothers. David is your bro. Savvy real ones get it. Yeah, listen, I agree with you. But if if I if there's some story that comes out, right? If someone fucking put if Dave if Dave's like, hey, I have to tell you guys something.

Starting point is 01:53:22 Lazar fucked my wife and right um, right before the event, I poisoned him. Let's say that happens. You won't hear another fucking word from me on the subject. I'm not going to be like, well, uh, he fucked his wife and, uh, he deserved to poison him. I mean, you won't hear that from me. It's not going to be like that. I'll be like, alright. Alright, got it. Alright, I'm done. I walk away. You guys can- all that haters can be like, Sevon you fucking asshole, your friend fucking poisoned him just because Lazar fucked his wife.

Starting point is 01:53:59 Okay, you're right. You in? I get it. But until it's like that, like, fuck you. Thank you, iPodicus. I don't here's the thing you have to know this on some level like I don't give a fuck what the third-party Investigation is not the way not the way some people are like some people care about the blessing thing The truth is like I don't care about that at all zero for me. That's just fun Like I that's not something like I I need process at all. Doesn't fucking matter at all. Completely fucking irrelevant. That's just a fucking emotional fucking low IQ people, whatever that means.

Starting point is 01:54:51 Just grasping at fucking straws. Well, he misrepresented it and I wouldn't have gone. Or, I hated Lazar and I pulled out because once I knew his family blessed it, I didn't want to do it. Like, whatever. Like, however fucking retarded you want to be on any of that shit, I don't care. The only thing that's going to matter to me is, is like what, what happened so that that doesn't happen to athletes in the future.

Starting point is 01:55:15 And I don't, has there one person said that? Is that the first time this has been said or the eighth time it's been said on this podcast, not one other person has said that some people are like, say it doesn't matter how Lazar died. Oh it doesn't matter? Why doesn't it matter? Don't you want to prevent future deaths? Oh no! Sorry! You have an agenda. Your agenda is just to hang fucking Dave and blame. You're a fucking blame idiot They can both matter

Starting point is 01:56:03 David weed it matters that Brent lied. I I don't even think it matters so much that Brent lied. I mean, I mean, let's like, dude, I'm going to, I should start a fucking say, I should I start a competitor to the PFAA and put out just one piece of advice every day, hire someone to put out a piece of advice for athletes. Should I just start rallying the athletes? That's all you'd have to do. That's how easy it would be to take the mantle from them. I start an Instagram account. I'd call it the Elite Athlete Association. First thing I would do is I would put out a, The first thing I would do is I would put out a, what's that called when you have a petition, having an athlete sign it who would like to be notified.

Starting point is 01:56:52 Also in events in the future, we would like a two week notice of how many lifeguards will be in the water before we do them. And what was the other thing? There were two things. We can just start with that. And then the next day, give advice on where 20% off for a level one for all athletes. And the next day, talking about I'll steal this one from Fikowski, how you should always bring something to clean your mouth out after open water swims. And the fourth day, maybe something on foot care. Then on the fifth day, vagina care for athletes, for women who sweat a lot from their vaginas.

Starting point is 01:57:58 True CF, the PFAA does a lot of talking about safety and this and that, and yet I don't see any tip. Dude, they suck, dude. There's nothing. Oh. Is that this weekend at NorCal Classic? I didn't see you there. I don't remember seeing you. By the way, Tier, dear Tier, I need to tell you this.

Starting point is 01:58:22 I have a bias about swim brands. Like I just think swim brands are inherently feminine. I just I don't know why. It's totally my bias. I'm open to it. There's nothing. I just think when I think of swimming, I think of Michael Phelps. And like if that's the most masculine thing you have in swimming

Starting point is 01:58:40 because he swam fast and has all these gold medals great, but he's still a cuck. I think of all swimmers as cucks. I don't know why. Sorry. Not Matthias who beat Taylor and the killed Taylor. That guy wasn't a cuck. But in general, it just all your shit, your clothes you wear, your hats and your goggles and your caps. It's just you guys are pussies. But when I saw fucking Colton in that black... Yeah, yeah, look at Chase. Even Chase. Sorry, Chase. Yeah, Chase. Yeah. Look at Chase. Look at Chase's hair. He's so quaffed and shit. I bet you Chase has a picket fence and all this shit's painted nice and even Chase. Yeah. That's that's the one bad quality about Chase Ingram. Sw swimmer cuck now Chase isn't a cuck but you know what I

Starting point is 01:59:28 mean like no man is perfect like the only cool swimmers are like dudes who swim in creeks on rope rope swings and shit like my kids swimming creeks but dude tear when Colton puts on your shirt that black shirt that says tear on it, that's sleeveless, I don't know if he cut the sleeves off, dude, your brand elevates. He looked like a savage in that shirt. All of a sudden, I was like, well, I guess that brand's not for pussies. I just think of like, swimmers just having like narrow feet and their skins all soft and they're like, they just remind me of Skinny fats, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 02:00:10 Yeah, like like that fat lady who swam across the English Channel like back and forth five times you set the world record That's a bad bitch Like if you're not getting stung by jellyfish fuck you and you're swimming fish fuck you and you're swimming. So, oh yeah, divers cool. Yeah, divers cool because you're basically saving shitty swimmers. Yeah, you're like the fucking you're yeah, those, yeah. All right, so we got, who are our sponsors this week? We have, we have the, that one guy.

Starting point is 02:00:54 Let me see if I can find his account. It's the, wait, wait, where is it? Positively Fit Adventures is next week. This week we have, shit, Seve. It's the fitness program. Ah, there it is, the PacFit. So PacFit this week for Kil Taylor. Awesome.

Starting point is 02:01:16 Hey, if you guys, I'm gonna put you in touch with, I gotta remember to do that right now before I get distracted and go in the house. I'm gonna go in the garden and water the plants. Patrick Lang! Clock, do you and Seve fight over who gets to suck Dave's cocks first? Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, There's plenty for everyone. Plenty of meat-sicle for everybody. Just put it in your mouth. Don't be jealous, Mr. Lion.

Starting point is 02:01:52 Where's Caroline this morning? You didn't get your FIDE? Did you send me your address? I don't really care, but I don't care that you didn't get it. I care that like maybe we didn't follow through. You know what I mean? The difference, Barry? Like I just want to be, I'll make sure we did our part. I saw a fit aid at the NorCal Classic. The welfare state became an invading army into the black community.

Starting point is 02:02:27 When you look at Cloward and Piven, they were socialists. They said one of the ways that we can emphasize the contradiction of capitalism is this flood the system with welfare applicants and we will bankrupt it. Because in the black community up until 1960s, there was a stigma associated with being on relief. So they had to remove the stigma. So they said, one of the things we can do less, we term the nuclear family as being Eurocentric and therefore racist. So cloud and pivot read their work.

Starting point is 02:02:57 They said, if we can separate work from income, it will make a man redundant. High school or dropouts will occur, drug addiction, family disintegration. And so what you saw then exactly was three to four million people in New York City and others flooded into the welfare system because welfare became more generous than working. At a time when the unemployment rate for black men was 4%, the welfare state became an invading army yes Patrick yes Patrick yes yes Democrats are Republicans oh oh they could have never flipped the script on anyone I was talking shit. It's so deep.

Starting point is 02:03:58 It's so deep. Oh my god. I'm panicking. You can't even tell. It's so deep. You can see how deep it is. Oh my gosh. It is me. It is me. No, no, Dick Butter. You did not fucking defend him. You did not. You said even chase you did not defend him. I was basically calling all swimmers like swimming is just a just like a feminine sport. And someone's like, what about chase? And I said, yep, look at his hair. You probably you listen, I bet you chase gets hit the wall, the interior of his house painted every six months Like that's the kind of man he is. You know what I mean? He keeps his shit tight fastidious

Starting point is 02:04:50 You know what I mean Oh patty you want to play semantics Seve, did you even know that the republican Party wasn't even formed until 1854, slavery abolished 11 years later? Hey, wouldn't you have loved it if the Republic, if it was like you could have even said slavery was abolished 11 years before? Wouldn't you have loved that? Then you were probably just like so bummed.

Starting point is 02:05:17 So close. My wife does. But yes, fair point. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo God damn, meat and fruit. I have that one. Why are we still on? Holy shit. Maybe because I just have so many notes I need to get through them. You guys think the media is biased? Can someone tell me if this is satire or not? I can't tell if this is satire or not. What is this? Someone tell me if John's... Is John Stewart joking?

Starting point is 02:06:09 You're saying if you have a media machine that purposefully lies to its people to maintain a political fiction and get themselves power that that is the hallmark of an authoritarian system, not a democratic system. Absolutely. Well, if we were ever to get something like that in the United States, we would be horrified, furious to know that there was an entire media organization designed to bend reality, to manipulate facts, to maintain power. It would, if I may, and I don't mean I'm not trying to slam Hungary, it would never happen

Starting point is 02:06:54 in the United States. The sharing of biased and false news has become all too common on social media. More alarmingly some media, some politics, policy the policy that is more physical are true without checking facts first. Unfortunately, some members of the union, their platforms have pushed their own personal bias and the agenda to control and control exactly what people think,

Starting point is 02:07:16 and this is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy. You're saying if you have a... Is that a joke?

Starting point is 02:07:37 Oh yeah, so John Stewart is joking? No, he hasn't woken up yet. He goes in and out. He still falls asleep. Hey, how upset is Bill Maher that Kamala Harris won't come on his show? He's so fucking pissed. All he does is just rail on the fucking Democrats. But he's still a Democrat. He is pissed. Tank Reef Seve, you're still asleep. That hurt. That hurt.

Starting point is 02:08:17 That's a stupid sound, man. Wait, no, I don't. Where's my voices? But there's nothing smart about you, Joe. So we built the greatest economy in history. Nope, not that one. You're retarded. You're just straight up retarded. I should use that one more often.

Starting point is 02:08:38 Alright. Tank wants us all to live in a bunker. All right, well, I know that you, I know Tank that you will do anything in your power to be right even at the cost of children dying. I've had the discussion with you many times in the DMS. It's more important for you that at any cost that Palestinians be free, and that the Jews are horrible people, and that they you live in a world where there's Jews and Palestinians instead of just one love, one kind of human. But I know that you at all costs, even if it means the death of millions and millions of kids and whatever, it's more important for you to be right. And for me, I just would like it so that those kids could get out of there so that they don't get killed.

Starting point is 02:09:47 I think that's where we differ. Oh yeah, Pat, I have an idea. I have a way that we can stop all kids from fucking being killed. Why don't we all just stop having sex and we'll have no more kids? That's your logic, huh, Pat? That's your logic. That's where you're going with that. We talking about guns, guns kill. So therefore we must get rid of guns.

Starting point is 02:10:13 No, no, being born kills. We should get rid of being born, Pat. That's what I mean, dude. You're fucking low emotional fucking IQ. You look at the world like this, just go a little bigger. How about some fucking solutions that would fucking clean up more in one fall and swoop? You think getting rid of fucking guns

Starting point is 02:10:32 is gonna make the world a better place? People are having sex at my workplace. Send me a... Stop saying stop the bombing. They're not going to stop the bombing. How about open the border? Open the fucking border. How come not one Palestinian has been fucking accepted into fucking Egypt? How about why don't you do that? Why don't you get you?

Starting point is 02:11:08 You know why think about this? Six Jews were fucking shot in the fucking head and killed last week and the streets filled with people blaming the Jews Jews filled the streets blaming the Jews. Do you know how fucking retarded that is? Are you fucking... Explain that to me. Well, they started it and they did this and what do you expect them to do? So you'll... All you're doing then, let's go big picture, you're rationalizing why it's okay for them to kill and these guys not to kill. I'm saying how about just leave? So you don't even have to be on one side rationalizing back and forth Yeah, no no Arab countries have taken not in a single Arab country is not accepted one Palestinian

Starting point is 02:12:03 It's fucking crazy. You guys want, you guys have these solutions that are like this. I bet you you guys when you guys sweep your fucking kitchen, you sweep it under the fucking floor mat, right? Because then you can't see it. It's gone. What's wrong with that? That's what it's like fucking talking to you.

Starting point is 02:12:22 It's like no dude, sweep it up into a dustpan and fucking take it out of the fucking house If you put it under the fucking doormat just gonna come back again Oh shit, do I do I not have access to this? Oh I do. Anyone can Google the leading cause of polio currently in on planet Earth is the vaccine itself. The vaccine is what's spreading polio on the planet. You can Google it.

Starting point is 02:13:01 You can look around. I'm sure Pat's checking it right now. Anyone can go look around. I'm sure Pat's checking it right now. Anyone can go look around. Anyone can go look around. Large-scale polio vaccination begins in the war ravaged Gaza after first case in 25 years. They diagnosed a case of polio in Gaza. Palestinian health authorities and United Nation agencies on Sunday began a large-scale campaign of vaccinations against polio in the Gaza Strip, hoping to prevent an outbreak.

Starting point is 02:13:39 Lookit, the leading cause of polio on planet earth today is the vaccine itself. People say, how does that happen? You take the vaccine, you have a reaction to it, you start shedding it, someone else gets it, etc, etc, etc. You guys get it? That's the simple version. Authorities plan to vaccinate children in central Gaza until Wednesday, before moving on to the more devastated northern and southern parts of the strip. The campaign began with the smallest number of vaccinations on Saturday and aims to

Starting point is 02:14:06 reach about 640,000 people. So imagine that they're going to vaccinate 640,000 people with something that causes, is the leading cause of the issue that they're vaccinating against. Just get your head wrapped around that for a second. And then they can say, Oh, shit, I'm glad we did it now. They won't acknowledge that, they won't acknowledge that the 10 new cases that pop up or 100 new cases that pop up are from the vaccination. The World Health Organization has said Israel agreed to limit... So you're saying if everyone was vaxxed then nobody would get it?

Starting point is 02:14:45 So you're saying if everyone was vaxxed then nobody would get it? No, that is absolutely not what I'm saying. Nice try though. That was good. That was close. You got close. Gaza Health Ministry said more than 72,600 children received vaccines on Sunday. So isn't that fascinating? There's all these fucking issues going on. No electricity, no water, no ability to get out, no food, no this, that. But we'll get in six hundred and forty thousand doses of a drug that probably has to be like specially refrigerated and all that shit Who knows anymore vaccines are made of the actual who knows anymore

Starting point is 02:15:41 Who the fuck knows did I play that Arnold Schwarzenegger video For you guys from a pumping iron where he talks about his dad dying. Did I play that? to make campaign content at military gravesites. We didn't take campaign photos. There are these families, gold star families, whose children died because of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris's incompetence invited him to the cemetery. And they asked him to take those photos.

Starting point is 02:16:32 Because as they told me yesterday, when I spoke to Kelly Barnett and Darren Hoover, the parents of Taylor Hoover, who has Arkansas ties, they don't get to go to the beach on Labor Day. They don't get to have barbecues. This is their one chance to have a memory of their children, to commemorate their service and honor their sacrifice. They wanted president Trump there. They wanted to take those photos.

Starting point is 02:16:51 You know that the family's also invited Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Where were they? Joe Biden was sitting at a beach. Kamala Harris was sitting at her mansion in Washington, DC. She was four miles away. Just think about that. One of the fucking biggest tactical and strategic blunders in the last fucking, I don't know how many years, the withdrawal from Afghanistan, 13 soldiers killed there, shitloads of fucking babies killed there shitloads I'm about to have this guy on the show and his job was to go around inside the fucking air

Starting point is 02:17:28 The the base the Bagram base and every morning he would drive around and collect fucking dead babies That people had thrown over the fence. He would collect them in a bag every morning And these families fucking go to a fucking the cemetery and invite Trump, Kamala and Biden and guess who shows up? Trump. Not Biden, not Kamala. Kamala was four miles away. Ten minutes she could have gone to the cemetery and honored the sacrifice of those young men

Starting point is 02:18:04 and women, but she hasn't. She never has spoken to them cemetery and honored the sacrifice of those young men and women, but she hasn't. She never has spoken to them or taken a meeting with them. Well, they did meet with them during the dignified transfer. It's because of her. They were with them at the dignified transfer. Her and Joe Biden's incompetence, those 13 Americans were killed in Afghanistan. I guess Senator, is it ever appropriate?

Starting point is 02:18:21 Then look at this, the first comment, this woman tried to say they met with them at the dignified transfer. Yeah, when the military unloaded the coffins of the heroes and Joe Biden kept looking at his goddamn watch, that's absolute gall of this woman baffling. I think she later apologizes. When she mentioned the dignified transfer, I wish she had reminded her that Harris was not there

Starting point is 02:18:38 and Biden checked his watch numerous times. I don't give a fuck about the watch check, whatever. I mean, he's just retarded. You kind of can't blame anything on him for anything other than the fact. I mean he's just retarded. That's our fault. We should all be fucking writing letters and starting a campaign. I was telling my buddies the other day, I go can you imagine if we actually were fucking a group of people who did something important besides fuck around with CrossFit? There was a comment in here about Tyson Bajan I wanted to read. Oh, here we go.

Starting point is 02:19:20 Checking out Gypsy Mike. The truth is Tyson Bajan should be the starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears if we want to win a Super Bowl this year. Yeah, what happened? Did they, I didn't watch the game, but someone told me that there was a special teams touchdown and then the defense, that the offense didn't score touchdown. Basically, they had 24 points and the offense didn't score a single touchdown. Is that true?

Starting point is 02:19:40 Did he only throw? Did, did Caleb only throw for? 80 yards is that true defense won it. I mean fuck dude crazy I Asked someone who's like a crazy of football football fishing auto go have you ever seen a game like that they said never Wow 16 for 2498 yards my goodness Is that his nickname now less than 100 yards Caleb Williams Man oh man What is the analysis there the the the only, I've heard a bunch of different analysis, but the one that kind of stuck with

Starting point is 02:20:30 me the most was that Caleb is incredible holding the ball, but that is not something that people do in the NFL. Basically from the time he takes the snap to when he releases the ball is like twice as long as Tyson Bagent's average. And that that's gonna cause some fucking problems. But then on the other hand, I heard the analysis is that one out of four times he does that, he does something

Starting point is 02:20:56 that's just absolutely fucking incredible. Get with the programming. In college you can run around all day to let someone get open. Yeah, that's what someone was explaining to me. Patrick Lang, dude, this is awesome how you use your podcast to learn about football. Good luck, Seve. Thank you, dude. That's really cool of you.

Starting point is 02:21:36 Thank you. Oh, Patrick, where is it? He's a generational talent, Caleb Williams, this young man. His release is slower than Tyson's, but his arm is stronger. Oh yeah, I heard he has a cannon. Simon Hernandez, what's up fellas, a little late, but I wanted to comment really quick, watching the Brent and Pat podcast on the Lone Ranger. Many, man, those two are wild with their demands coming from two that joined the sport they did not invent. I mean, I don't even know what their demands are, dude. It's their vapidness.

Starting point is 02:22:17 It's just like, it's, we're scared of the retribution. This safety has been going a long time. We want transparency. Every time I swear, I'd like to electrocute Pat and Brent's balls every time they say fucking transparency. Dude, you guys can't even fucking to be honest with each other about which meetings you were at. Shut the fuck up. Patrick, you got to be careful saying these things. You think the executives for the $8 billion Bears franchise are starting the wrong QB? Pat, you think that the $34 billion company, Pfizer, was giving the wrong vaccine? No way, man. There were $34 billion. That vaccine's, was giving the wrong vaccine? No way, man, there were 34 billion.

Starting point is 02:23:06 That vaccine's gotta be really good. It's been great, fantastic, one of the best. Basically what you're saying is that you think that the more money people have, the more right they are. You think my mouth is on fucking, I'd rather rather have my mouth on Dave's dick than the fucking almighty dollar You're a whore damn

Starting point is 02:23:33 Algebra Just fucking a quick if a plus b plus c plus d plus a then a equals c plus d plus a plus c plus a equals c All right, my wife went to the butcher yesterday. I bet you there's a steak sitting on the pan. Thank you for the Bible verse. Thank you, uh, Lone Ranger for the content. Wooly helping. Um, Tia. Oh, did you guys see Guy drop the bar on his head? Do you guys see that?

Starting point is 02:24:19 Anyone see that? Guy Malherros? Dude, he almost fucking died. I couldn't really tell what was going on here, but someone told me he was using a suicide grip. What is that? You don't wrap your thumbs? Oh no, his thumb was wrapped. I think his thumb is wrapped. I can't tell. Maybe it's not wrapped. Maybe.

Starting point is 02:25:17 What is it? Is that also called monkey grip when you're on a pull-up bar, but it's suicide grip when you're benching or cleaning? How much is that? Let's say those are $2.45, that'd be $2.25. Plus a $15, plus $30 would be $2.55. Plus two tens. That would be $, two, that's 295. Oh no, plus that's 305 or something.

Starting point is 02:25:50 Oh, 315 says right there, Jesus. I was doing some good cleaning jerks, gradually increasing this one. I did clean and lost concentration in my visual focus since I don't do the full grip of the bar. I prefer the suicide grip. My hand was straight up and the bar slid out of my hand. Thank God it only gave a little cut on my head and it wasn't on my neck. God is good

Starting point is 02:26:17 See how thankful he is tank he's thankful that it didn't land on his neck What do you think the Palestinians are thankful for? Or the Jews? What about those six Jews who had their fucking brains blown out by gunpoint? Now there's five. Imagine, imagine if there were 500,000 people on the street after Luca died. Imagine if there were five. I don't know. I don't know. There's got to be some parallel to that.

Starting point is 02:26:43 Cheering for the Jews. Cheering for the Jews. Cheering for the Jews. Cheering for the Jews. Imagine if there were five, um, um, uh, I don't know. I don't know. There's gotta be some parallel to that. Uh, cheering for the lifeguard who missed them. Would that be insensitive? Do you remember when that fucking tranny went into that fucking Christian school in Texas or somewhere and blasted all those people?

Starting point is 02:27:03 I heard the manifesto finally came out, but blasted all those fucking people and the next day was like tranny awareness day at the White House. Damn. Damn. Damn. Oh look, both his feet are off the ground. Oh no, only one is. Shit. Damn. What do you think about this rack behind him when he's working out? Bet you Kevin Ogarr wouldn't approve of that.

Starting point is 02:27:52 Is that okay with you guys? That's probably not okay with me. I know that's not okay with me. There goes his 20 his 2025 season. Seve have you seen the comments on the Lone Ranger podcast with Brett and Pat? Lame as fuck. No. I did look at maybe like 10. The ones I saw they were getting ass pounded.

Starting point is 02:28:27 You're saying it's the other way. People are cheering them on. It's so weird when people are like, great questions, Tommy. I'm like, oh, can someone tell me which one was great? They're all horrible. The questions themselves are horrible. The fact that he doesn't follow up.

Starting point is 02:28:43 I mean, thank God for Sean followed up at the end and said, how about some specifics? What does transparency mean? If I say, if I tell you I have a huge cock and your husband has a one-inch cock, that means if I have a two-inch cock, my cock is twice as big as your husband's cock, which would make it huge. So if someone tells you they have a huge cock, your first question should be how big is it? Because 2 inches is not a big cock. And that's the world that fucking Pat and Brent and fucking Tommy and Shawnee live in. Everything is just huge, big, small, safe, unsafe. It's huge, big, small, safe, unsafe. You can drown in six inches of water, unsafe.

Starting point is 02:29:30 Not so much. Yeah, I think it eroded though. Brent and Pat have done a good job of wrapping themselves in a blanket of virtue. They push back on any criticism with how can you be against safety. Yeah, but I think their shit's completely unraveled now. They're fucked. Too many people now see them. They went out too far out on the on the branch.

Starting point is 02:30:20 Read Man, oh it's a Moth, Moth, it's no Moth in the Iron Lung. Is that the book you're talking about? Yeah if you want to unfuck yourself read that book. Moth. I think it's Moth. Moth. Is it Moth and the Iron Long or Moth and the Iron Long? Moth and the Iron Long. Moth. Oh, it's Moth and the Iron Long. Moth and the Iron Long. Yeah, get this audiobook. This will fucking trip you the fuck out. It's a great story, great, great piece of history here. Written by a guy who was like just so fucking pro vaccine and his shit got all fucking unraveled. Yeah, great story.

Starting point is 02:31:09 Talks about it's a great historical story. I mean, one of the takeaways is it is in regards to the polio vaccine. They call it a biography of polio, but there's so much great historical shit in it that's just like fascinating. That's not even related to polio or vaccines or anything. It's a great book. All right. Oh, Brett Weinstein talked about the book on Rohan the other day too. Oh, Rogan. Yeah, it's what's great. Yeah, DDT. DDT, Pat. And what was the other two? Mercury and arsenic. What is DDT? Is that when you make, is that separate or is that then mercury and arsenic or? I think they switched to DDT thinking it would be better and it wasn't, right?

Starting point is 02:32:03 I think they switched to DDT thinking it would be better and it wasn't right. What does DDT stand for? Dichlorodifentrichlorothane, a synthetic insecticide. OK. Yeah. And then the mercury and the arsenic is where they started. And then I think they pivoted to DDT. Man, what a mess. All right, love you guys. Patrick, thank you. David, we thank you.

Starting point is 02:32:33 And then everyone who's not an asshole. Thank you. Love you guys. Bye bye.

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