The Sevan Podcast - Will You Buy The Lie Again? | Live Call In #1020
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have a um bam we're live i have a i don't know if it's a bang or something but i have something in
the back of the fridge that's like a just in case drink in case of emergency yeah like i have paper
street coffee then i have some instant coffee and then i got like this bang in the um i'm not late am i late i am late wow one minute late
i was uh i was putting the thumbnail in
i was putting the thumbnail on the I was putting the thumbnail in.
The thumbnail is very – this isn't a word.
I don't think I've ever used this word in a sentence.
I'm going to try it.
The thumbnail is very emo.
Emo.
Yeah, emo.
Wow, we have Jorge Fernandez tomorrow.
Tuesday, Greg Glassman.
Wednesday, Mary Heffernan. This is cool.
Mm-hmm.
Greg Glassman, Wednesday,
Mary Heffernan. This is cool.
I don't know how the shows are doing so well with
such shitty impressions.
YouTube is throttling the
shit out of us.
Our impressions are way down
compared to normally.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Oh. Yeah. Crazy. Oh.
Wow.
Our Bryce Smith podcast has been permanently dinged.
Dude, that podcast was pretty G-rated.
Yeah.
Well, it was dinged.
I wonder what it's permanently dinged for.
It just says you can't run good ads on it.
Did you see Andrew made over $ dollars on his bryce smith video yeah i did yeah holy shit that's crazy that means people just how i interpret that is people sat down
and watched it from beginning to end to. And he got to run all the ads
on it.
Man, that was a long one too.
It was like 33 minutes.
Yeah.
I haven't talked about
it really at all in this podcast because I don't
want people to think they're going to come on
this podcast and
Andrew's going to take their
interview and alter the course of their life. think like they're going to come on this podcast then andrew's going to take their um
interview and alter the course of their life yeah
how long before seve gets russell branded it's so funny you say that so there's this article um that uh if you write type in new york
time oh i didn't send you the show notes yet i will send you the show notes new york times um
uh seven and if you go to this um the the title of the article this is this is the article
i mean you guys have heard me talk about this ad nauseum.
But this article says,
CrossFit owner fostered sexist company culture, workers say.
It's so funny how they say workers say to defer the shitty journalism.
But then if you scroll down here in this article,
they were nice enough to give me my own little section. Yeah, nice enough.
Oh, here it is.
Here it is, yeah.
So it starts off with,
CrossFitting also sometimes flaunted a raunchy attitude
towards women in its own promotion.
Right?
Raunchy attitude.
And then it goes on to say stuff about me,
and it's just all ambiguous and all out of context.
So the first sentence is, In a podcast interview for the CrossFit journal
conducted in January, 2018,
Seval Matosi and a longtime deputy of Mr. Glassman.
So right there, you see what they're doing, right? A longtime deputy.
Yeah. Yeah.
You could have just easily said the media director of CrossFit or an executive
with the company or like there's so many. Yes. Yeah.
Interviewed Stacey Tovar, or an executive with the company or like there's so many yes yeah uh interviewed stacy tovar an affiliate owner in omaha nebraska and popular retired professional crossfit athlete mr matosian
asked her if she was sexually active with her husband and if she took birth control pills
and it's just like it's so it's so out of fucking context yeah they chopped it up and tried to make it look as bad as
possible yeah first of all you've stuck in an article that you've titled workers say
no worker no one ever said that about me across today not one person
not one person
i was referred to as the gay guy fucking over a hundred times when I worked
there.
Uh,
he told her he preferred a bathing suit photo of it.
It's like just horrible.
It's someone,
it's like someone said,
Hey,
how can we attack this guy?
And here's the bullet points and goes,
fuck,
let's just put those bullet points in sentence form and just smatter him in one paragraph.
He told her he preferred a bathing suit photo of her on her website to one showing her an athletic competition.
You fucking jackass.
They wear bathing suits when they fucking work out.
Like this is a sport where the people work out in their bra and panties.
Your body's freakishly amazing.
Yeah, you forgot to mention that every living,
waking moment that these people participate,
or every waking moment that these guys have,
every sleeping moment is about enhancing their bodies,
what their bodies are capable of doing.
It's the greatest.
If someone doesn't say your body is freakishly
amazing you're a crossfit games athlete then you should be very concerned you either have
a bunch of lying assholes around you or you're not doing the right workout program
lamenting changes brought about by the me too movement he said you can't even ask your
significant other for oral sex anymore that was in reference to the um the actor and uh new york um nyu professor who had a girlfriend for two years
and she me too'd him because he asked for oral sex after two years years anyway i saw dave portnoy called the people yeah called the person the washington post or
something yeah who misrepresented him so i was thinking about calling this lady on the air
that would be amazing kath katherine uh katherine rossman yeah i was thinking about calling her on
the air you should call her on the air.
Wouldn't that be cool?
Yeah.
And be like, hey, why didn't you call me?
Did you even listen to that podcast?
Why did you take it all out of context?
Do you realize that Stacey Tovar's response to that got fucking probably thousands of women off of birth control
that was inhibiting, that was fucking their hormones up
and inhibiting their athletic performance?
Yeah. Lack of investigation.
It would be fun, right? Yeah.
It would be totally
fun.
How did you start that conversation?
Hi, this is Sevan.
She's like, hi.
Do I
know you from somewhere?
What are you calling about?
I'm
tripping because
Oh, interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
I'm tripping because the other day I went to her Instagram account on my phone and I could see it.
Now I can't.
phone and I could see it.
Now I can't.
Now I can't computer,
but they're logged into the same account.
Weird.
She blocked you.
Yeah.
Okay, I found it.
First day of school, 2008.
Oh, there's her son in 2023.
Looks like New York City.
All right.
Yeah, attacking people is not cool.
Wrote the entire article.
Didn't contact me once.
Journalism.
Yeah.
Really want to get to the bottom of that.
And she's a yogi.
It reminds me of those people who put Jesus first
and then they spend the whole time on the internet attacking people.
New York Times reporter.
You're not a reporter.
Mom.
That's arguable.
I guess you had sex and made those people.
Yogi DIYer.
Do it yourself.
Oh, Patrick Clark follows her.
Right? right
no it's not a new article it's an old article judy i was just i was just thinking dave portnoy
called the journalist that faked all that shit about him and it was such a good bit so i was about calling her yeah and just being like uh hey how come your um boy's a daughter now
uh adam blakesley someone i was the i was watched the broken science video about the
replication crisis and fuck you ruined three-fourths of that video fucking up the shot in the front row
what video fucking up the shot in the front row what I'm
guessing I didn't shoot that
where was it
I don't know
thank you
thank you
I have to make sure I have my
signature signature on it which is fucking things up.
I think you maybe were
standing there or something.
Oh.
Good.
I'm glad I did.
Oh, it's an old video.
From 2017. That's what Paulina said. Good. oh it's an old video from 2017
so Paulina said
good
thank you you're welcome
yeah
you got like
hey that the
Joe Neal's
the Joe Neal's
YouTube page
I was thinking about him and his filmmaker
and how fucking good they're going to get in the next 30 days.
So what Joe thinks he's doing
is Joe thinks he's making this fucking epic content,
which he is.
It shows him getting...
I have Colin's show September 24th. Okay, I just sent the show September.
Okay.
I just sent you the notes.
No,
thanks.
He's getting all this great content.
He thinks that he's,
well,
he is not,
not,
he thinks he is.
He's making this incredible show.
And,
uh,
but really also what's happening guys is this guy is getting a crash course and approaching people, video editing.
His filmmaker is getting a crash course in production and audio.
Like what they're doing here is fucking nuts.
Do anything for 30 days like this guy is doing and you will absolutely murder.
I mean, fuck people with PhDs. 30 days like this guy's doing and you will absolutely murder you.
I mean, fuck people with PhDs.
I want to show you.
Let me see.
There's look at them.
Groceries.
Oh, this is good.
Look at this.
You don't mind me asking.
What are you working out?
You ever heard of CrossFit?
Okay. All right. Have a a good one look at even the rejection
he even got the rejection in there
he even got the rejection in there
he even got the rejection
there's a scene in here that's so awesome
where he's talking to this lady
who has a kid
where can I
I think it's at the is it at the
three minute mark
oh yeah here it is
look at this lady with the daughter and the daughter
just got a huge did you watch this yet
no and the daughter's got
just this huge shitty
smile on her face.
She's so happy.
And it's just a fucking great interaction.
So this guy, Joe, the YouTube page is just Joe Neals.
J-O-E-N-E-H-L-S.
He's the owner of CrossFit Kenosha.
Let's see how many subscribers he has now.
137.
He was at 90
yesterday? I don't even remember
but it's not that many.
Yeah, it's moving on up.
God, Joe.
You are absolutely killing it.
I sent this over to
Chris Cooper.
I'm like, hey dude, over at Two Brain. I'm like, hey dude. Yeah. I'm like, Hey dude, over at two brain.
I'm like,
Hey dude,
you got to watch this series.
This dude's about to murder it or he is murdering it.
I want to,
I want to know what his approach like differences in day 30 versus day one,
you know?
Yeah.
He's still like,
Hey,
I like your Crocs.
You ever heard of CrossFit?
The pretty soon he's going to be smooth as hell.
You know,
day 30 is going to roll through with the car and be like,
hey, I'll see you at 5.
And just hand the dude the car and be like, okay.
It's so good.
I'm so impressed on so many levels.
How is anyone running a business and not doing this?
Like, just being all in. I don't mean this exact thing, but Just being all in.
I don't mean this exact thing, but just being all in.
There's people...
If your CrossFit gym is failing
and you want it to succeed,
you should probably subscribe to this YouTube channel.
If your CrossFit gym is succeeding,
but you want to make even more money,
you should probably subscribe to this YouTube channel this this has something for everyone on both ends
this is going to be this might be this might be the best resource that anyone's ever given to
affiliates ever i mean that i'm not even i don't think that's hyperbole joe neils he might get 30
new members lifetime members this month he might get 100 members this month on the pace he's on i hope he does and 30 of them stick yeah yeah you're not buying it i see on your face
you're like oh yeah i've been doing this for 10 years brother you know which ones stick which
ones don't what is the honest sticking rate of a client like the best chances of somebody coming
to the gym and staying for a long time
yeah for five years if they were recommended by a friend who already goes there okay that's going
to be your strongest lead how about how about kids are kids long time or no you what do you mean kids
like so yesterday i pulled up a video from three years ago i went into my hard drive and i said
videos from three years ago i found a video
of obby playing tennis and none of the kids who were in his tennis class three years ago are in
his tennis class now and so i'm like fuck dude that that's like kids don't don't they don't
stick to the program yeah that could be the most of the kids that do our youth strength and
conditioning just get on wednesday and and Friday nights yeah it goes in season
according to which ones are playing sports so we've had a ton of them would repeat over this
last year plus since we've been doing it but they cycle in and out so a lot of the kids that came to
the last cycle aren't necessarily in this strength cycle because they all play you know football or
something like that that inhibits them from coming at those times and then when we redo it again in winter we'll see some of these kids that play a different sport leave and those other
kids come back um what's the longest you've had a kid there you ever had you do you have a member
there that's been there 10 years since day one yeah i've got probably over a dozen of them no
shit yeah our lifetime value is a little over three and a half years, close to four years.
So we have a saying that if we get them for three months, we get them for three years.
Do you have anyone that started when they were 12 and now they're 20?
Anything like that?
Yeah.
So people who went through puberty?
Yep, I've had two young girls that I actually did like an extra weightlifting technique and stuff with when they were probably the oldest one was probably like 14.
Youngest one was probably 12.
And they were members of the gym all the way until they got scholarships to college to play rugby at Brown.
And then went on to that.
Yeah.
And that CrossFit was a huge piece of that.
Yeah. I mean, one of the girls, when she left,
she was back squatting like 225 or 245 for reps.
She could deadlift like 305, 315, and she could clean 185.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Girl, girl.
Yep.
Joe Neils, I hit up members pig roast last night and got four coming next week alone from it.
Well,
that's smart.
That's,
that sounds like a good place to poach people.
Yep.
That,
and then you do different community events.
Like we've done,
like we bought white CFL shirts and had like a tie dye day for all the
families and kids.
So you bought like a plain white shirt that just had CFL. came to the gym and tied item when we do murph we usually have like
food out there we do uh what we call a mini murph for like teenage kids where it's half a murph and
we do an obstacle course and stuff like that so like families will will show up and flocks and
bring other friends and things and those are those are things that are really strong lead
generators because people show up
and they're like, whoa, you guys do all this and put it on
and this is just a gym?
No wonder why Savon loves this place so much.
We're like, yeah, Tuesday night, you should
come into our intro course. They're like, okay,
sure.
I'm guessing kids are extra hard to keep around
because you have to convince two people
so the parents have to think it has value and the kids do because most parents are just shitty parents and they let their kids quit shit.
And I mean that.
And I said it.
And let me say it again.
Most parents are shitty parents because they let their kids quit shit.
My kids don't quit.
I don't let them quit.
And I'm 100 for 100.
None of them have resented me for not letting them quit.
And I'm 100 for 100.
None of them have resented me for not letting them quit.
Two days ago, three days ago, we woke up in the morning like normal.
The kids did their kumon, their schoolwork.
Then the jiu-jitsu instructor came over, and then it was time to go to skateboarding.
And two of my boys started screaming and throwing a temper tantrum.
And the reason why is because my third child had a broken leg,
and he had a friend coming over,
and they wanted to stay with the broken-legged son and the friend.
And I wanted to say, okay, you can stay.
I wanted to say, oh, I'll stop at Starbucks and get you a protein bar, a perfect bar.
I wanted to say, shut the fuck up and get in the car.
Those are the three options, right?
Acquiesce, bribe, violence.
Force.
Yeah.
I heard my wife's voice say, don't react.
It's just like the Terminator.
The options are popping up.
Fuck you, asshole.
Fuck you, asshole.
Fuck you, asshole.
I let them all go by.
I filled up the water. I got their socks and shoes
I walked into the van I started the van
came back in the house
they're in the entranceway because they know they're
coming they're fucking crying and screaming
they look like the Peanuts characters
when Avi cries he opens his mouth as big as he fucking
can he's like Charlie Brown
can you see that picture He's like Charlie Brown.
Can you see that picture in your head? Charlie Brown crying?
Yeah.
Charlie.
It's a crazy image.
Yeah, that's exactly it. Jeez Louise. Wow.
You got it?
It's nuts.
Charlie Brown crying. Look at this thing.
That's exactly it.
Head up, mouth open, full fucking like.
It's crazy.
I get in the van.
They get in.
They're screaming.
The door closes.
I kiss my wife goodbye through the window. My side,
we don't even get out of the driveway.
They're done crying.
They're laughing.
We go to skateboarding practice.
They skate for two fucking hours.
And the coach was like,
dude,
this is the greatest practice they ever had.
And I did nothing.
I didn't react.
I didn't,
I didn't say a fucking thing.
I didn't react.
I didn't say get in the car.
I didn't say you guys are being assholes.
I mean,
I wanted to, I wanted to, I wanted to fucking thing. I didn't react. I didn't say get in the car. I didn't say you guys are being assholes. I mean, I wanted to.
I wanted to.
I wanted to fucking
go in their room and like break one of their toys.
I'm taking you
skateboarding.
It's fucking nuts. Literally
the car wasn't out the driveway and they're in the back
laughing. And the next five, the
next two hours of the skate park, the hour then we came home and the rest of the day perfect i'm like dude why
do you guys even do that but they're just regular people they just go through there but no reaction
just don't react don't react wait till they get a girlfriend rest in peace jujitsu hey dude here's the thing the my my youngest son the six-year-old who has the broken shin
who's the best at jiu-jitsu his girlfriend the girl he likes the is six years old and she's in
jiu-jitsu and she's probably the best girl in the class for her age and he's probably the best girl in the class for her age, and he's probably the best boy in the class, period.
So, fuck.
So there you go.
Yeah, there you go.
No, all right.
I was going to say,
be the next Gordon Ryan.
Savon, can you listen to your kids eating food?
What?
You mean like if I give them a bag full of radishes and they're like chomping on them?
As long as they,
I just always say,
hey, could you close your mouth? I just don't want to see like processed food and one of my sons it's such a trip he savors everything
so you have a he'll put pistachios in his mouth and turn them into paste
chew them up like like five pistachios like shelled pistachios yeah his mouth for like 20
minutes i'm like dude what are you doing and he eats everything like that he couldn't eat an ice
cream cone of his life dependent on it because he eats it so slow the whole thing's melted on
the floor they'll be doing separate jiu-jitsu sessions soon no no no the boys and the girls dude the girl the girls are beat up the boys for so long
i just saw avi got a new belt yeah that's cool right yeah that's incredible was that a planned
belt promotion did you know that was happening or did they just no i didn't know i didn't know
it's actually we've been we've been taxing my mom a
lot lately
because we have a kid with broken leg that needs extra
you know eyes at home so I'm
at tennis Haley's at jiu-jitsu and we need
my mom to watch the third one and so
my mom was supposed to take Avi to jiu-jitsu that day
and I called her and I'm like fuck I can do all
this I shouldn't I should only tax her when I really
need it right I called her and let
her off the hook and I went there and Avi got his new belt
and I was like fuck I'm glad I went
and then my mom was like did you purposely wave me off
so I want to see him get it
I'm like no I didn't do it on purpose
I didn't
that's funny
Sevan can you pull up the
photo of Jake
you shared no
Jake Chapman with his shirt off? No, I cannot.
Why?
That takes too much work.
If you want to see Jake Chapman, go over to my Instagram.
What kind of question is that?
Is his dick out of his pants?
How about this quarterback for the chiefs what the fuck
is this guy thinking i don't know what's going on there i'm dying to know how much they paid this
dude i'm it's uh look at 138 uh click the second link in the instagram link i'm dying to know what's going on there.
It is nuts.
Is Audrey on The Isle of Man 2?
That's a great photo.
Play that.
So this is the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs.
I think this is the founder of – sorry, not the founder.
I think this is the starting quarterback. sorry, not the founder. I think this is the starting quarterback.
Which one do you want me to play?
The most recent one with the comments turned off,
with the close-up of his fat head.
Season's COVID.
Are we listening to it?
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
With 19 shot, when you get your flu shot.
Two things at once. Two things at once.
Two things at once.
Two things at once. I'll have the – Two things at once. Two things at once.
I'll have the two things at once, please.
Now back to two things at once.
Two things at once.
That's not two things at once.
Mom.
Travis, ask about getting this season's COVID-19 shot when getting your flu shot.
Travis, did you know you can get this season's COVID-19 shot when getting your flu shot. Travis, did you know you can get this season's COVID-19 shot?
Oh, boy.
How much do you think that pays out?
I don't know, but look at the post.
Look at the post before.
So he turned off the comments.
Look at the post before.
5,900 comments.
Hey, how does this guy sleep at night he's promoting an injection that he knows kills young men oh wow they just crushed him in this
one huh they're like we can't call it over him dude crush you in this and the nude are the news
the news articles are all um about it or all it's
a polar polarizing topic polarizing topic dude that shot is killing people i hope that sponsorship
is worth it wow i would be so bummed if that was my son i would be so bummed if that was my son. I would be so bummed if that was my son and he sold out like that.
What's the number?
But they all, I mean, LeBron's no better.
I mean.
Let's play the game.
You're going to be upset for 25 million?
Dude, someone has to die.
Someone's going to die because of this.
50 million?
Someone, right.
Someone's going to,
some kid's going to be sitting on the fence
and be like, oh, my favorite quarterback did it
and he's going to take it
and he's going to get myocarditis
and he's going to die.
And someone could be like, well, Sebi,
someone else is going to take it
and it's going to save their life.
There's no evidence of that.
else someone else uh is going to take it and it's going to save their life there's no evidence of that and hey here's the thing if someone else is going to take it's going to take that it's
going to save their life those people need to be everyone needs to be able to make the decision
on their own and i'm not saying that i'm not saying that
i'm not saying it's his fault i just wouldn't want to influence people that way
I'm not saying it's his fault.
I just wouldn't want to influence people that way.
Man. There's a drug dealer in that picture.
Man.
Legal drug dealer for big pharma.
Big Pfizer.
Hey, so if I have money invested in Pfizer,
and I receive a dividend from that,
does that make me the same as this dude?
I don't think so.
Asking for a friend?
Yeah, I don't think so.
Oh, Frank, step on.
He's a tight end, not a quarterback.
Oh.
I should have known by his number, right?
87?
Had any fucking football chops?
I don't think so i mean uh i have money invested in pfizer too probably not directly but through my i'm sure the mutual fund that i
have my my retirement in has money in pfizer i would guess yeah but i'm open to it i'm not
defending it if someone wants to be like hey you piece of shit you're just as guilty for that i'm fucking way way open to that like tell me let me know i i mean i hold on color
one second i mean i know i'm guilty for being i know i'm guilty for being a fucking human on
planet earth and that there's i'm i'm sure some kids in china have died because of all the iphones
i bought i mean i've had two of every iPhone since day one.
For sure.
Caller, hi.
Hello?
I got to let my gate comment.
I'll be your tight end.
Okay.
Oh, you want to be my tight end?
Okay, that's fine.
Thank you.
It's Gabe, by the way.
Oh, Gabe, what's up, dude?
Oh, I was thinking about you this morning.
Can I get some coffee?
Yeah, Paulina is on it already.
I use you so hard.
You use me as hard as you want?
Clip it.
Sound bite.
You know where we're at?
We're at a local event.
We're at a coffee, weed, and yoga event.
Coffee, what, and yoga?
Coffee, weed, and yoga.
Oh, like marijuana, like the stuff Dr. Dre smokes.
Yeah, that good stuff.
Oh, is it smell like weed there?
No, there's no smoking of it. There's more of a, um, kind of like informational and, uh, more like, uh,
how it can benefit recovery, et cetera, et cetera. Guy here is pretty,
pretty dope. It's a local event. Uh, we're promoting for, uh,
for the coffee shop. We're going to open up in a little bit.
What state are you in?
New Jersey. It's a legal here for the past, what?
Two years maybe?
Or a year and a half?
Dude, how about your senator?
What, the corruption charges?
Yes, yes.
Keep going.
Of course. What do you mean?
I can't even fucking believe
the FBI raided his fucking home and they found
gold bars and $500,000 in cash stuffed in his jacket pocket.
You can't believe that?
That's like every, you walk two houses down, every other house has that in their basement in New Jersey.
God, that's so crazy.
I was watching all the details unfold on that.
That guy's in big trouble.
Hey, what's crazy is that guy was brought up for corruption charges just eight years ago.
Exactly.
Think about who he had to mess with for them to actually go after him.
Oh, right, right, right.
Very good point.
Like they've known the whole time he was selling fucking secrets.
Did you see the secrets he was selling too?
They actually, he was reporting inside information about the u.s embassy in egypt
to fucking egyptians yeah for how long do you think like i said it's just now that they just
caught him so you're saying you're saying he pissed someone off in the fbi or in the
biden administration so they're like all right dickhead you're fucked either pissed or didn't
pay off do you think it's weird that my words, no one else's,
that this guy is ugly as fuck
but his wife looks like a porn star?
How much did you say they found in his basement?
They found huge solid gold bars
that were worth hundreds of thousands of dollars a piece
and $500,000 in cash.
Stuffed in pockets.
Stuffed in windbreakers that were customized with his name, whatever his name is.
What's the guy's name?
Bob?
Bob.
Yeah, Bob.
Maybe there is some type of correlation there.
But don't let what anyone tells you about what I find in my pockets
don't let that make
any judgment towards me.
I find random things
in my pocket all the time.
Yeah, look at his wife.
A straight retired porn star.
Maybe not even retired. Maybe just
fetish material. Mike McCaskey's
wife is hideous. Don't be mean.
That's not cool.
Mike, please.
I haven't seen a picture, but I'm assuming she's
especially with all that money, she's probably
a smoke show.
She's old as dirt, but she's
for him.
I mean, look at this
dude. He looks like a fucking Monopoly character.
Hey, she can't sleep on
her back. Put it that way. Her heart will will stop beating that's how fucking big her prosthetics are
yeah look at this one i'm sure he doesn't let her sleep on her back
crazy hollywood baby shout out to uh shout out to travis as well he's's out in Beach Ball in Pensacola, Florida, killing it. Doing what?
At another event.
Oh.
Oh, our Travis Vindicate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Vindicate.
He's killing it.
Yeah, shout out to everyone in the community that's going out and meeting all the people,
all the Southern Easties out there in real life.
Yeah.
Fucking sell them shirts
Travis hey does he
coffee too when he goes does he do that
we were gonna
do that for this this event he's gonna
start doing that just the cans just to
like you know help each other out
type of thing but again I got
a lot going on with the opening up of a
physical location so I wasn't able to send them
any but yeah we're working on it.
He'll draw more people to it.
I mean, it's a win for him more than you.
If you sell shirts, it's like, yeah.
But if you sell coffee, it'll draw people to your booth.
That's why you're lying around is 1,400 people long at Wadapalooza.
Yeah.
100%.
People love that Christian crack.
Well, that's why, Savon, I'm trying to get all the businesses that are affiliated with the Savon podcast.
I'm trying to get all of us to be in the same area at Waterpalooza.
Right.
All right.
Hey, the way you say that sounds like you're having issues with that, are you?
A little bit.
Hey, let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question about what's ethical and not ethical.
He's nuts.
Gabe from Papersweet Coffee has ethically handled pick nuts.
Someone called me the other day and they're like, hey, I'm starting a podcast.
I'm like, oh, that's cool.
And they're like, how does sponsorship work?
And I go, well, and I tell them, I i said i got these people who are like i'm close
with who just listen to the show and i tell them a couple stories and let's say i tell them like hey
who my sponsors are and i go and there's different levels there's sponsors and then there's like kind
of like people who are friends of the show and And then I find out three days later that this person has gone and contacted
my friends of the show without even, do you think that that's unethical?
Is it unethical? No. Right. If we're looking at it in a business perspective,
is it unethical? No, not really. at it in a business perspective is it unethical not really
i mean it's business right you can't really mix business with emotions uh at the same time
would i do something like that i wouldn't so that just goes like you judge the character based on
that yeah like i mean i can't if another if another podcast so i don't know if they still – I don't know if they still – maybe this is a bad example, but I was just thinking about Lauren Cleary used to always talk about Viore, but maybe that's a bad example.
But if someone told me if – I wouldn't go to C4 without asking Hiller first.
Like I wouldn't be like, hey, do be like hey do you care like i wouldn't
just be like oh shit he has because he's my friend and and like if someone told me who their sponsors
were and and talk to me about him and how and how the relationships work i wouldn't contact the
person unless unless i asked i mean it seems like i can't believe how many people have done that
without fucking like i think of them as friends and then they
and then they don't even ask they don't even tell me they don't i would keep someone even in the know
either way what's crazy is though all my sponsors tell me they're like oh here they forward me the
shit they're like i'm like well fuck i just told that person yesterday about you i'm not i'm not
telling you about my sponsor so you'll fucking go and take from my pile of cash, you douche.
Hey, if I think that there's someone out there that would add value to Paper Street Coffee, I would push them your way.
But I honestly think –
And you have.
I don't think most people add value to sponsorships.
I think most sponsors are getting bent over.
A little bit, 100%.
I'll be honest. I'll be honest with that.
But at the same time, in the situation that you're describing,
you have your expectations of those people,
and they're just not living up to your expectations, right?
You taught us that.
So, I mean, all you could do is, going forward,
you could just adjust your relationship based on their actions.
That's it.
How about this, Gabe?
Is it unethical for me to take BPC one five seven and then compete in a CF
competition six months later? I have a very strong opinion on that.
I mean,
if you have a podcast and you say that you're taking it every day and that one
of your sponsors is that I'd say, I'd say very very stupid of you but if no one knows
no one finds out i mean again like yeah yeah i'm perfectly okay with it i don't care what you
fucking take go to the competition hey man like completely up to you if you get away with it and
they're not you know it is what it is like if you feel like you need that to compete and if you feel like it gives you an advantage then you know that you're
doing something wrong and if you feel like it's fine it's fine unless there's something in the
rules that say hey you shouldn't be doing it then i mean how until you get caught and then
where's the um where can people just if people just want to swing by and see you,
do they have to pay to get into this yoga, marijuana, coffee event?
No, no.
The guy that's running it is a really dope guy.
He's doing this more for educational purposes, right? To kind of let people know, I guess, different benefits of marijuana
and not necessarily maybe like the psychedelic effects,
but the recovery effects and what it can do for the body,
especially when you're he's running right now, like a lifting class,
like a barbell class. And then we're going to do a yoga class.
So it's pretty, it's pretty interesting. It's pretty cool.
He's very well-knowledged.
Do you have anything in your story or anything uh we did we did i don't think it's up there anymore
i don't really run my instagram uh but uh weed and wellness is uh is the guy should people come
see you do you want to give an address we i think this is a month-long thing we're in oradell new jersey uh if you uh yeah
if you guys it's we're gonna be here for like an hour i doubt we're gonna have anyone come out
and it's already sold out but if we have another event like this i will uh i'll definitely be uh
posted on our story and i'll let you guys know about romance awesome all right when's the brick and
mortar open up uh dude stress stress i'm hoping i'm hoping the i'm hoping the week of my birthday
so october 25th is around there the week right before um right before this thing right before
road oh awesome i can't wait to see that. You're going to have to give us
a whole little tour. We should probably
send you a link on one of them and
you walk us around the place and show it to us real quick.
Yeah, yeah, man.
I'd love to. It'd be
really cool. I remember without you guys
I'd be freaking, I don't even know what I
would be doing. It'd be completely different
without you guys supporting and
the random text and call that we have like you guys know above and beyond so no matter
what anyone says about you guys at least know that gabe thinks you guys are awesome oh well thank you
good dude you gave thank you that one will sleep better i'll let you guys get back to it
hi thank you for calling buddy you the man the man. Thank you. Tell Paulina to send me coffee.
Bye.
Wadzombie, I think whoever it is, regardless of their notoriety, is going at it backwards.
You haven't even started the podcast and you're asking for sponsors.
Dudes, you're 100% fucking right.
Couldn't be more.
Fucking well said.
Good point.
Most people I don't think will make it really past 20 episodes, would you say?
I think that's fair yeah yeah like that's
yeah i would say that's a pretty big landmark like if you're doing let's just say you're just
doing weekly content like if you could make it 20 weeks in and you're still consistent
like then it's probably worth going out and seeking some sponsors but until then just
don't even waste it my first two podcasts didn't make it past 20 episodes really i did
one called meet the parents and i did the one with Josh and Matt.
Those died on the vine.
Yeah, I mean, that's kind of the landmark, right?
Because they're fun to start, and then you move past that honeymoon phase,
and you realize, like, oh, shit, this is just hard work now.
Katrin and Annie.
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah, and I'm not hating on anyone, by the way.
I'm not hating on them.
It's fucking hard work, man.
Yeah, and it's not a failure
go ahead and do some like put your put your uh put your feet in water but yeah what wad's on
me saying is completely true plus two did you did you read through that thing what thing oh the
the lone rangers thing yeah and then the theone Rangers thing? Yeah, and then the other one.
Oh, from the morning jogger?
Like, I don't know.
That's just interesting.
The way people sell their stuff on there is interesting.
What? Tell me.
I don't know. It's cheesy.
It's like the same as every podcast.
You could just staple and phase it.
And after reading those and recalling back to the conversations I have with sponsors,
I'm like, oh, I got my shit fucking dialed in.
Oh.
Like.
The first sponsor of the people you see on the bottom there, Paper Street Coffee,
they reached out to us.
CA Peptides reached out to us.
BirthFit reached out to us.
I'm pretty sure Swolverine reached out to us. Uh, CA peptides reached out to us. Birth fit reached out to us. I'm pretty sure Wolverine reached out to us.
I think Toast Pacers was mutual.
I think we were recording them on the site, but I think, um, uh, Mary's a listener.
Uh, vindicate.
I don't even, I don't remember how exactly that happened.
I think we, he just reached out and said, Hey, I'll make shirts for you.
Yep.
It's so much better.
The relationship is so much better if they're reaching out to you and they and they want to support you then
basically you have someone who wants to support you yeah i i really stress on i don't stress for
those well i stress for all anyone who gives us money i stress about it yeah matt and i were like
fuck are we bringing value to them are we bringing value to them?
Are we bringing value to them?
I stress.
I don't want to take anyone's money if I'm not bringing value to them at all.
I feel like a douchebag.
And some relationships are more transactional, like we have on our audio version of the platforms
or like BetterHelp, DraftKings, Manscaped, Eight Sleep, stuff like that.
Right.
And those are ones that someone went out and got for us.
Yeah.
Or I don't know if they went out and got for us, but they have a relationship with hundreds of podcasts and hundreds of sponsors.
And so they're like, hey, these people want to.
Yep.
Yeah, if some fucking dog food wants to fucking buy ad space in the front of our podcast, they can.
Like, I don't.
What do I care?
Yeah.
I don't even care.
To be honest with you, I don't even care if Pfizer wants to buy ad space in front of our podcast.
They can too.
I don't care.
I'm not telling you.
I'm not telling you.
I got it.
I'm not telling you.
I got it.
I'm not telling you I got it.
I'm not telling you I got it.
Yesterday I did power cleans for the first time in years.
In years.
My shoulder has been driving me fucking nuts for years in this position.
Just in this position.
So I haven't done power cleans.
And so yesterday was – this morning was my third day of shooting the CJC 1295 I told you about.
It's a peptide that's supposed to help your body make human growth hormone.
And so yesterday I did a workout, and then after the workout was over, I put 65 pounds on the bar and I did five power cleans and one squat clean.
And then, because I hear Mike Bergner's voice in my head,
you should not be doing power cleans.
And then I did 95 pounds, five power cleans, one squat clean.
And then I did about eight sets of, with 135, two power cleans, one squat clean, and I did probably eight sets with 135, two power cleans, one squat clean.
And I did probably eight sets of two.
Nice.
And I feel great.
I can't even fucking believe it.
I wonder if the CJC 1295 is just a fucking miracle.
I think something's happening to my skin too.
Wow.
It's crazy.
Well, anybody who is familiar with those peptides and looks into it all,
pretty much you end up
hearing them all say the same thing like this is the future of uh medicine and healing you know
injuries or or tissue damage or ligament damage and stuff with these i do not but i will say this
so i ended up looking at a guy who actually takes human growth hormone who's dead yeah was that the one you said in that
yeah rich uh penny penina yeah he was shooting human growth hormone like every two hours
what's the guy's name rich there's this uh video of his wife or girlfriend i think they're in like
a hotel i don't know if he's getting ready for like a show or something like that morning i don't know this know if it's a show or what, but he's like, she's like, oh, I'm really afraid.
And he's like, oh, it's fine.
And he's just like big and hella uncomfortable.
And it was apparently like the day before he died.
Oh, yeah.
And she knew something was up because of the way he was acting and stuff like that.
And he's like, no, it's fine.
I haven't seen that.
But basically, he i read that
his heart was twice the size of a regular human's heart and twice the size of um his liver was twice
the size of a regular liver now that wasn't from his supplement use wasn't it was it oh fuck yeah
it was i don't give i don't care what anyone says okay hey that video I sent you guys
that talked about the most supplements he ever did
I should pull that up
that's a crazy
you have it in the link
just go to his Instagram
oh no it's not on his Instagram
I pulled that off
of somewhere else
I wonder where that is
oh
supplements
dude
do you know who Ben Greenfield is
um I don't think so
does anyone want to waste
30 seconds of their life
look at this shit.
I don't know this guy, so I should fucking probably tread gently.
But look at this fucking nonsense.
This guy's name is Ben Greenfield.
I don't know how I ended up on his Instagram.
I think we have a lot of mutual friends and people like him.
This is fucking embarrassing.
Listen to this shit.
I had it all.
I was one of the world's top biohackers i had an unstoppable body and massive amounts of fitness i had a huge health empire a giant
audience i was making good money okay cool okay now what okay that's cool i had financial success
okay okay cool dependence and what i perceive to be a somewhat happy family.
Okay, okay, I see where you're going.
I've seen this before.
I've seen about a million of these posts on Instagram before.
Rich and thought you were happy.
But I was feeling, even at that time, you know, being at what many people might.
I was feeling being at what about that time.
Okay, spit it out.
Perceived to be the top.
But what I perceive to be the top but what i
perceive to be yeah i understand i understand someone had to perceive it motherfucker
the mountain okay i know already you're at the top the fuck is going on here
unfulfilled see i i i know i know buddy i know i know i know Did you find Jesus or are you trying to sell me something?
I need to fucking get to the fucking point
I've reached a point that many might consider to be the pinnacle
Of career
Voted by the National Strength Conditioning Association
As America's top personal trainer
Oh, you were voted by the National Strength and Conditioning Association
The people who made up the bullshit about CrossFit
You're a fucking douchebag
God, this guy The people who made up the bullshit about CrossFit, you're a fucking douchebag.
God, this guy.
I listened to this for about another 30 seconds.
He still says nothing.
I wanted to fucking blow my fucking brains out.
Oh, really?
He never gets to the.
No, I never got to it.
I either need to know if it's Jesus or if you're selling me something. Those are the only two options out of what anyone ever says who starts the million fucking posts like this.
You fucking loser.
Oh, it's so fucking bad, dude.
Hey, and I know who this guy rolls with, too, and it's like fucking Charlotte and Central.
Holy shit. this guy rolls with two and they're all it's like fucking charlatan central oh holy shit uh tim brown ben would be a great guest uh this video doesn't represent his character i'm sure
i know that's why it's kind of fucked up so many people have told me great things about him
the other time i've landed on his site he was sniffing nicotine which like um
in talking about what a great drug nicotine is.
And I agree about everything,
but I do not think anyone should ever promote nicotine.
Ever.
That was hilarious.
Oh, dude, this post is such a fucking mess.
He's a fucking train wreck.
If anyone ever wants to send me a DM
and tell me what he eventually gets to,
wreck if anyone ever wants to send me a DM and tell me what he eventually gets
to
I'd be more than happy
to know but
top biohacker
what do you think about
I think you're a top biohacker
I don't even know what a biohacker
as soon as I heard that I tuned out
Top biohacker
I think you qualify
Fucking top teabagging your mom
What's up Corey
What you been
What's up brother
Talk about somebody's mom
I've been insanely busy
Insanely busy
That's good
I hope it's counting that cheddar Yeah it is I've been insanely busy, insanely busy. That's good.
I hope it's counting that cheddar.
Yeah, it is.
I told you I started that business, business planning business.
So you remember I promoted it on the podcast about six months ago,
and I was going to do it for free in my class.
And a couple of people from the podcast on that offer, well, I transitioned it and i actually um do it for a living now so i started it about two or three months ago and i've already had
about a client per month um at a whopping 2500 a pop wow so hey by the way, Sousa does that too, but he's only attract wackadoodles.
Yeah.
Well, we're doing the same thing then.
We're going after the same target market.
Hey, what do you do if you get someone
and they want to hire you, but you know you're like,
dude, you're not made for this shit. They're like, no, take my money.
I want to help you. You're like, dude, motherfucker, you suck.
You are
I consider them... You are fucking weird. No one wants to be around you. you are fucking weird no one wants to be around you you are fucking weird
honest honestly the good thing about teaching is if i have somebody like that then i usually say
uh you might be a better fit for my class and do it for free
so that way i don't have to waste time and energy.
And I'm a product that I know they're not going to use and they're just going
to be a pain in the ass. I usually say, let me,
let me get some students up to you on this for free. Worst case scenario,
it's not the greatest thing, but at least we got to do it for free.
Here's my question is, what do you think of speaking of me teaching
think of overall professors teachers in the university what's your first take i know we
talk a lot of shit about them but what's your what's your thoughts on professors now in the
university system woke sellout douchebags, keeping the black really, really bad.
If you're a black person, like the school system, you should be terrified of fucking the government and the school system, what it's doing to your people.
It's basically holding you down.
It basically views you – basically the entire educational system, 85% of the people in the educational system think that they are better than black people, and black people are fucking morons
and can't do 2 plus 2. That's
the fucking cliff notes of it.
And that's the whole entire
premise of the whole DEI thing.
Set the bar really low,
dumb everyone down,
and basically fuck with reality.
And if you're in education, academia,
you're part of that, whether you want to be or not.
You are the worse than racist.
It is some swarmy shit. Is that a word? Swarmy?
Swarmy. Yeah. You're a bad you're a bad person.
You're a bad person. You're promoting you're promoting weakness in general, I think.
But why? What's your take on it?
Have you considered that some of us are attempting to fight it from the inside?
Yeah, for sure. Hey, dude, and kudos to you. I do appreciate that.
It's like I heard Candace Owen saying the other day that how the fuck are you staying in California?
I don't want to hear a fucking peep out of you about being woke if you're from California.
You should have moved a long time ago.
And my pushback to her is like you're a fucking coward and a pussy for fucking abandoning this amazing turf.
So yeah,
I'm,
I'm open to you being like,
fuck you,
seven.
I'm like,
I'm fucking working this shit from the inside.
So yeah,
cause I mean,
I got into this.
One more thing real quick,
Corey,
someone could say the same thing about me too.
I'm fucking running a station on YouTube,
which is openly,
openly killing people, openly openly killing people
openly fucking killing people
promoting fucking stuff that kills
people and I'm participating on this
platform and bringing money and
clout to them might be small
but I'm doing it so like I hear you it's not
a it's not a perfect science name calling
yeah
just making sure we're on the same page I mean I
started teaching because I was an idiot school was hard as fuck for me um but i made it even though i got kicked out and
then i dropped out and it was kind of like a i i did it to stick it to the man like these kids
not all of them are going to have these opportunities and if i can do it then i wanted
to go back to the education system and be like, Hey, if I can be an entrepreneur and stand here in front of you and say that I can make
it this guy who hardly made it out of high school, then, then let me show you the way and my path.
So you can do it sooner than I did. I'm not saying that I'm trying to sell them on the,
the system. And if I'm to me and say, hey, maybe school isn't for me,
then I'm like, hey, then maybe you're waking up sooner than most of these people. But if you're
just lost and you don't like school and you think you're just going to drop out and magically make
millions of dollars, then maybe you do need to buy some time and find another way and educate yourself. And if you can't do it yourself,
then I'm not completely opposed to them sitting in school while they develop their network
and they figure out what it is that they want to do.
So I just want to make sure you understand.
There's some lady who's working with Joe Neals
at CrossFit Kenosha who is filming, editing, recording, and working with joe neils at crossfit kenosha who is filming editing recording and
working with joe neils as he does one of the most intensive 30-day projects of going out and hustling
30 new clients for his gym in 30 days what that chick will get in those 30 days working out on
that with joe you will not get in four years of film school you will not for sure yeah you will
not the pressure of going
to youtube the pressure of joe neils the pressure of filming like getting over the fact that you
got to carry i mean the hardest part i mean she has to stand in a target with the camera that
may sound easy fucking 99 of people don't have the balls to do that yeah yeah for sure uh great
point it's um yeah that so like i hear you there's some words you're using that
fucking make my hair on my back stand on end but um yeah like and you know what all i did cory um
i just wanted girlfriends and and alcohol and drugs when i was in college that's what the way
i saw it yeah i just wanted to have fun and i'm not saying that there's anything wrong with that
but it's not it's not what college is advertised to be and on top of that we know our kids are
getting brainwashed and i'm wondering how long you can last in that system before someone reports you
oh cory said that um uh blacks and whites are equal that's weird
well we know that's not true get them i'm not i'm not joking dude you're gonna get reported
for something like that for like believing and yeah you're gonna get reported for like saying that uh some puerto
rican guy is 18 years old is as good as an 18 year old jew you're gonna get in trouble for that
yeah i know i will that's why i've set up all this shit on the side i've got about two to three
more years and then and then i'm out i didn't wear a mask the whole time of COVID. I was waiting for somebody to report me or put me on social media.
I just, I refused to do it.
And thankfully, nobody did take a picture.
But I'm trying.
I'm doing my best.
I just want you to, I think we're on the same page.
Thank you for doing that.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, you're going to get busted.
He was very insensitive.
He told me that I was capable of doing that anything that a a man could do
clearly i can't i'm a woman oh i've got shit tons of stories of uh people sending me complaints on
i send motivational emails to my students on life is tough and um get out there and get after it and
i've received countless emails of how insensitive of you sending that email. You don't know what we're going through.
Fucking it's crazy.
Hey, you know, we had Andre who day on, you know, and his brother passed away.
And he used that to fuel himself to make it to the CrossFit Games.
There's only two options.
There's not there's no other options.
Someone in your family dies and you leverage it to fucking do something great.
Or you get into drugs and alcohol and you fucking kill yourself and you become a loser so like you call me insensitive but those are your options and and god bless you for fucking being a cool school teacher
i i know that's what you're doing you're telling these motherfuckers get off your ass
yeah it's rock and roll
hey what do you think about what do you think about um um what do you think about What do you think about What do you think about having bad radar
Having bad radar
Attracting you to the wrong people
Men who are attracted to the wrong women
Or women who are attracted to the wrong man
Having bad radar
Can you give me an example
Um
You're attracted to a guy
You're attracted to a girl You're attracted to a girl
I can't think of one
I'll stop in my head
You're young
And the things that you're attracted to
Aren't things that are going to be
Really what make a happy marriage
Aren't going to be
You're not attracted to
Let's say
You're 18 years old
And you don't understand that really what you want to be attracted to Is a strong man who's say let's say you're 18 years old and you don't understand that really
what you want to be attracted to is a strong man who's going to make good money who has a good
work ethic so you can fucking stay at home and and have a kid and uh and and really take care
of what the planet earth needs is raising really good kids but you don't realize that because
you're fucking 18 and you're yeah for a dude with a nice car.
I think hopefully all of us at some point reach some sense of personal accountability.
I don't think we all do.
Let me,
let me give you an example.
It's crazy that you're saying the 18 year old,
I work out every day.
I don't drink.
I don't smoke.
You know,
I've got multiple businesses.
And a lot of this started because of my nephew when he was about 10 years old. So I haven't
missed a day of working out in close to six years. And I wanted to be an example to show him,
look in the mirror, have difficult conversations, hold yourself accountable. No one is coming to
save you and get after it. You know know life is going to be tough and he graduated
three months ago from high school and knocked his girlfriend up at eight at 18 years old
at 18 years old and it was a tough pill to swallow and I'm not saying this is going to get the crowd all wired up.
I'm not saying it was a good thing.
But she had a miscarriage.
At 18 years old, he knocked his girlfriend up and she had a miscarriage.
And I don't know.
I think I don't think everybody wakes up at the same time.
I'm not saying that everybody does wake up at all.
But I told you the story of at 18, when I was 18,
I locked myself in my bedroom for two weeks
because I was on drugs and I couldn't pass a drug test.
And something, I looked in the mirror and said,
this isn't the life that I had planned out for myself,
but not everybody has the mental fortitude
or the strength, the awareness, the self-awareness
to look themselves in the mirror
and have those difficult conversations so i i'm not i i think it's shitty did it scare the shit
out of him are you saying it scared the shit out of him and changed his shit i don't i don't think
it did dude that's what scares me that's what scares me. I don't think it did. And he's my my sister was an abusive relationship when she was about 20 years old.
And so he's never known his father. And because of that, my mom and my dad, I'm not saying that this is the reason,
but my mom and my dad have stepped in a lot and helped raise my nephew.
a lot and helped raise my nephew. And so there's this weird power dynamic of my grandparents,
my mom and dad and my sister of who's actually raising my nephew. And so he's got zero accountability. He doesn't have to do his own laundry. You know, there's just no responsibility
and he hasn't had to suffer consequences of any hard life decisions and so
until that i i talked to my sister the other day what's his rock bottom until he hits rock bottom
and even this it was almost like a get out of jail free card one of the scariest things that
could happen to you at 18 years old and he got a get out of jail free card i don't think it's
changed his view on life yet.
That's a little bit scary for me,
obviously, being a family member.
It's crazy.
Thanks for calling.
Just so you know, I don't mean to big dick you,
but I haven't missed a day
of working out in six years in one day.
I'm just saying.
You're my new North Star. you love you thanks for calling buddy
thank god there's good people like him in the world yeah
and you know what like like i don't know maybe you can suck it up and i'm sure people have sucked
it up and raised a kid at 18 and gone on to be crazy successful and i know hardship breeds um breed success yeah and i know jay-z
is not jay-z if he's born to fucking joe biden he definitely right there reminds me of this meme
where it's like a one um dude with all this looks like money bags and he's getting into
a limo and he's walking past another dude who's a homeless guy sitting on this fence and he walks
by the homeless guy and the homeless guy says hey man you don't understand my dad was an abusive
alcoholic and the dude get in the limo says so is mine yeah yeah and so it's basically just like
they both have the same environment same inputs inputs, but what, how they.
There it is.
How they internalized it and then what they did with it once they internalized it had two completely different outputs.
That's the who day thing, right?
That's the who day thing.
Your brother dies.
You either fucking turn to drugs or you fucking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's.
Yeah.
Okay.
Here we go.
Can someone please explain what's going on here?
Here we go. The test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my acute test came back positive.
I got my covid test today. It says 50. What does that mean? Also, my acute test came back positive when I saw that
that's one of those things like fuck I wish I had a thought of that
so good
here we go
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Dad, do you think I'm ugly?
No, you're not ugly.
You're just retarded.
Dad, do you think I'm ugly?
No, you're not ugly. You're just retarded.
It's real.
It's real.
It's real.
God, having foreign parents parents what a fucking dream what a dream what a dream oh my goodness oh my god so yesterday i wrote on this i actually knew when i wrote it
you know what's crazy is i saw this post. I watched it and I just wrote in the comments whore. And before I hit send, I was like, what if God saw me do that?
me and i tried to justify like it would be cool and then i'm like that's not really treating people how you want to be treated i'm like it kind of is if i said this and someone just wrote whore
whore i wrote w-h-o-r-e whore and you know what's crazy my um before the next button i clicked on
instagram after i hit send it says your post has been pulled down Oh my goodness
But I was tripping because I'm kind of torn
Between
Whore
I really do want to walk the walk
What happened there?
Like why didn't I walk the walk?
I got stuck trying to justify it
I got stuck trying to justify it Like I got stuck trying to justify it.
Like, well, she is a whore.
And like, yeah, maybe this will stop her from saying stupid shit.
And right.
Right.
I always think like the second I'm trying to justify something that I probably shouldn't do it.
Right.
It's OK.
Just one cigarette.
It's fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's the matter?
Today sucks anyways. Yeah. Just one cigarette. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the matter? Today sucks anyways.
Yeah. Here we go.
Get your head fucking wrapped around this.
Our message...
This is the same lady, by the way, who last week released something saying that if you don't get your six-month-old the injection, you're leaving your child in a dark place.
Oh, yeah.
This lady is crazy. This is the governor of new york this is a democrat of course of course or listen like all the reasons
all the reasons that you fucking hate republicans i hear you you want to be pro-choice you fucking
hate donald trump you think that they're fascist blob all that
i don't care pile anything on you think priest uh you know that priests molest kids uh you think
that um republicans are transphobic and homophobic and hate gays and just like and you think that
they hate blacks and all all that bring it all to the table and then remember this this is then mount all that up against
this by the way you're totally wrong it's because you're not painted
you live in a delusional reality if you think all that but but i'll go with you for a second
but then listen to this and then explain this to me how this is okay how you're still a democrat
after this and and because she wants to give drugs to six-month-old babies.
But watch this.
This is absolutely nuts.
The world is.
Send us your people.
Send us those who need the cloak of comfort
that we can demonstrate as New Yorkers with big hearts and open arms,
and we'll provide a safe haven.
We have to let the word out that when you come to New York,
we're not going to have more hotel rooms.
We don't have capacity.
So we have to also message properly that we're at our limit.
If you're going to leave your country, go somewhere else with a smart.
So our message to the world is.
Ladies and gentlemen, this,
I just realized this lady has Jessica Simpson face too.
This lady's face isn't moving.
Send us your people.
Send us those who need the cloak of...
Only her mouth and her eyes move.
...New Yorkers with big hearts and open arms will provide a safe haven.
We have to let the word out that when you come to New York,
we're not going to have more hotel rooms.
We don't have capacity.
So we have to also message properly that we're at
our limit if you're going to leave your country go somewhere else with the smart so our message
to the world two years later she's like if you're leaving your country go somewhere else
and it started with like, it is. I would never, ever, ever, ever. Dear Haley, if you're doing that, you better hide that shit from me you better do that behind my back i do not accept that i do not want to be around anyone who thinks that that that's healthy
what this lady's doing look at her fucking face doesn't move no forehead movement no cheek movement
nothing is fucking moving stretched back
that's what i was kind of talking to you about cory like whose radar finds that
attractive what are you what are we doing to society that we're making that somehow
your radar's all fucked up if you find that attractive holy shit just get old for fuck's sake
you're part of you're part of the fucking problem man if you man, if you're just adding to that shit.
What are you saying to your – especially if you're a mom or a dad.
God, you're a fucking moron.
We live with idiots.
I know that's going to really piss off a lot of people.
I'm sure a lot of people I love fuck with that shit.
Yeah, get a little lip flip.
You know, get a little lip flip.
little lip flip you know a little lip lip flip uh christine young um you can't get botox anywhere but forehead and around eyes this is a facelift
even worse hey i just see it as just a frontal attack on our little boys and girls just
just like fucking leave leave your face alone
just be a fucking human okay uh tyson bajan came on the show and made me look like a complete
asshole why do you say that he asked me about fluoride and i got nothing for him oh yeah that was that
was good caleb saved you he just pulled something up right away oh my god oh my god
in retrospect we have sent him uh several pieces of literature via text. Dear Tyson Bajan, I'd like to share with you that I have uncovered.
No, Zach, that was not hilarious.
We got our research assistants on it here.
That was not.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Zachy, Zachy.
Yeah, fluoride.
Yeah.
Winter chicken dinner.
Yeah, yeah, fluoride.
Look at Tyson Bajan.
Listen, fluoride is toxic.
Causes osteoporosis even in low doses and skin rashes.
Causes brain damage and developmental neurotoxin.
So of all the research I did yesterday, I spent about two hours digging into it.
It's a consensus across the board from people who are pro-fluoride and anti-fluoride they all agree on one fucking thing for sure fluoride is a neurotoxin no one
thinks you should be fucking eating it unless it's in really minuscule doses which is one part per
million let me tell you something.
I'll go on.
By the end of this, I was like, holy shit, it really fucking made me paranoid about fluoride.
About your drinking water?
Yeah.
I don't use city water.
I use well water, thank God, and I filter it.
It slows your thyroid function.
It's absorbed into the thyroid.
It's especially bad for children. It's especially bad for children it's especially bad
for women who are pregnant with boys that was another thing that they said no one disagreed
that a woman who is drinking florida fluorinated water for more than three days at any point during
a pregnancy it will affect her male child's iq it will lower it for three to seven points and
they did independent studies, separate each other
in China, Canada, and the USA.
You do not, if you're a pregnant
woman, and it's especially bad
in babies who are, I mean,
formula's horrible for you anyway, but women who are
feeding their baby formula and using
fluorinated
water, fluorinated, is that the word?
Bad for your babies too.
All the studies were in consensus there too, that it was hurting your babies. And at that point word uh bad for your babies too all the studies were in consensus
there too that it was hurting your babies and at that point it also hurts female babies
it's weird that it doesn't hurt females children uh when the mom is pregnant if you're pregnant
with a female it didn't lower the the girl's iq just the boys which is kind of strange i don't
know if i believe that but but that's but I saw that in three different studies.
The more fair skin you are, the more susceptible you are to fluoride injury, like the fluoride that's in the air, steam from fluoride.
And so that's why they had black people almost exclusively work with fluoride, or so that's what they said.
Fluoride is a byproduct.
It's a byproduct of making aluminum.
It's a byproduct. It's a byproduct of making aluminum. It's a byproduct of shaping aluminum. It's a byproduct from the aluminum industry, and they were pouring dumping into rivers and streams in the 30s and 40s that was fluoride that people were finally
realizing that fluoride was bad so they wanted to change the perception of what fluoride is
and so that's how they came up with this thing that it makes your enamel stronger in your mouth
on your teeth so there's bullshit okay no it actually does make it actually does make uh your teeth
stronger the enamel on your teeth stronger but they they decided to share it and market it like
that when they realized the the word fluoride was getting a bad reputation it was all a marketing
plan they're like fuck how are we going to say that it's it's good and so when they started
saying that they that's when they came up
with the idea well we have all this extra fluoride that we're pouring into rivers and streams what
are we going to do with it and they decided we'll just start putting it in um the world's water
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In Grand Rapids, Michigan, they did the first, in 1945, they put fluoride in the city's water supply there.
And there was a cavity reduction, about one cavity less per person in the town.
By the way, there's something called fluoridosis, and it's when someone drinks too much Uh fluoride and you can see it in their teeth
And their teeth get these brown lines in them or these weird white spots
And once you start I looked at a bunch of pictures of it last night
I'm, like, oh, yeah
I know that person has that and that person has that and that person has that like you'll start seeing it in people
Weird
Yeah, it's pretty crazy. So so it so it does it does. So, it does make your teeth stronger, and it does reduce cavities.
Not by a significant proportion.
It's about one cavity per person for over their lifetime.
So, not enough for it to actually matter.
Dude, not if it's a fucking neuro...
Not if it's a neurotoxin.
I could do some other
shit to your teeth that would fucking make them stronger too like i like
yeah it's it's it's um it's it's fucking nuts uh cavities were reduced by one cavity per person
the study was a six-year study and of of course, of course, the fluoride industry paid to open up a school, a fluoride school at the University of Rochester.
They paid for the entire department.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
And then in 1965, Crest was developed with fluoride.
crest was developed with fluoride.
There was a lady named Phyllis Malenis.
She was a PhD in neurotoxicology.
She fed fluoride to rats and 100%
of the rats became dumber. Their IQ was lowered
and 100% became
hyperactive rats.
100%.
She went to publish this study. They tried
to stop her. She published it anyway and she was
fired from her job at
the University of Rochester.
Wow. Yeah.
Her name is P-H-Y-L-I-S
last name M-U-L-L-I-N-E-X.
The fluoride in your water is supposed to be one part per million.
The fluoride that she fed the rats was five parts per million.
So people were saying, hey, that study is not legit.
You use your own discernment.
I'm okay with that.
I'm glad she upped it up in the rats.
So to give you an example, they were talking about other places you can find fluoride and like in wine fluoride is four parts per million i don't
know why it's even in wine oh yeah so fluoride's found all over your all over the place and all
sorts of products wow i can't have to laugh how do you test a rat's IQ? Fuck if I know. Probably some sort of maize and cheese.
Well, you answered Tyson's question for sure now, huh?
I hope so.
And so basically, all of America...
Well, here's another thing, too, just so you know.
98% of the countries in Western Europe, guess what they do?
No fluoride.
They don't put fluoride in their water.
They know it's a neurotoxin.
They know. They know. no fluoride they don't put fluoride in their water they know it's a neurotoxin they know they know only here in the u.s to our trusted institutions allow that
yeah it's once you dig into it it's the exact same story it's all the story it's a byproduct
of something that had a bad reputation they spun up some fucking bullshit about it and um and and there we go now we got it fucking in our in our in our shit uh sebon talk about what you
can do to combat fluoride uh lugolo solution it's incredibly helpful also chlorine and bromine are
both pervasive and very dangerous to our health lugolo solution i don't know what that is let me
see i don't know i don't have any solutions for you.
I just spread fear.
Can you filter fluoride
out? Like if you have a water filter
that you use?
Someone should look into that. Yeah. Maybe that'll
be episode two tomorrow. How to get
around fluoride.
I mean, I
immediately went into our house and looked in our bathroom.
Our toothpaste, my wife is already on it.
We don't have fluoride in our toothpaste.
Lugulo's iodine is also known.
Maybe it's, I don't know what Lugulo's is.
L-U-G-O-L-S.
If anyone wants to look it up.
J. Crow's Lugulo's iodine solution.
I don't know.
That doesn't sound good.
I don't know if I want to take iodine.
What's it say that this shit does?
Oh, this is funny from the Brita Water Filter Company.
It says, no, Brita water filters work to reduce chlorine, lead, copper, and other sediments,
while it's remaining important minerals such as fluoride.
Oh, great. Yeah. By the way, brita was just busted in something i saw brita just gotten it's owned by i think brita's
owned by clorox and they're being sued because their filters don't work i know crazy iodine used
in j crow's legulo solution is derived from mined crystals not fromfish. It's to use as a water purifier.
Add three to six drops per liter of water.
Always fresh. Does not expire.
Interesting.
Let me see what the reviews are on it.
Fuck, 20,000 reviews.
Damn. on it fuck 20,000 reviews damn wow this person says they put these drops in their water and it cured them of their chronic uh fatigue syndrome jesus criminy wow uh the side effects of putting
this iodine in my water is i feel thirsty all the time i go to the
bathroom all the time uh but also they feel increased energy brain fog disappeared internal
motivation i'm awake to enjoy life shit sounds like cjc 1295 i've noticed no difference in my mood actually but this pure uh pure water freedom it's like
a website that sells a bunch of filters they have a whole line on how to remove uh fluoride like
their filters do so if anybody's looking for it they have it for a shower head too by the way
so it attaches to where your shower head would attach and um filters out your water that you're pouring on yourself this guy named bryce um bryce mitchell fought last night in the ufc and uh he's a flat
earther and and all and he he was actually the first ufc fight he brought a bible out
and he held a bible up i've never seen anyone do that and the commentators were like fuck i've
never seen anyone do that he ended up winning the fight but someone said um someone they cracked the joke they
said he doesn't believe in gravity either and that fucking got got kind of pissed me off that
they said that because once again that that's how people are that's how people are duped
and i and i know i know 98 of the people in the chat are going to make fun of me now and probably not get it.
But you have to understand that gravity is a fucking explanation of a phenomenon.
Gravity is an explanation of a phenomenon.
No one's denying the phenomenon.
No one's like, hey, that apple didn't fall.
And there was a guy namedton who came up with an explanation
for it and then later on uh there was a guy named einstein who came up with an explanation of it
suzy tell tell my boobs that
bring them over to my house i'll tell your boobs all sorts of crazy shit
whisper it to him
gravity's a phenomenon anyone who needs their boobs like some
fucking you want your boobs did you get a talking
to bring them over to my face I'll give them a
talking to
yeah
give them a fucking talk to your titties
the
titty whisperer and
and that's the hard part man
that's the hard part about science that's the hard
that's the weird part about being alive if you want to stay awake, that's one there's shit loads of
bloopers where the ground isn't there when someone's making that assumption that the
ground is there and it's not there and they fall but gravity is the explanation of gravity is no
different than the explanation of um adhd and people or adhd or whatever the fuck they call
it and people will swear that that shit's real.
No, it's an explanation of a phenomenon, of a pattern.
Society's Biggest Scams Part 10, ADHD.
We are putting children on speed at an alarming rate, and we invented a disease to do this.
The year is 1944, and a Swiss chemist is about to play tennis with his wife Rita.
He is working on altering amphetamines to make the perfect focus drug, and he gives one that he really thinks is working well to Rita before they play tennis. And Rita's just dialed in during this tennis game. She says, this is the one,
and that is how we got the drug Ritalin. Rita Lynn Ritalin. The company wanted to market this drug
in the USA, but they didn't really know what to give it to. It obviously did help with focus,
despite drastic side effects, but they needed somebody to sell it to. Luckily for them,
there were some studies done on disturbed children that showed that giving Ritalin to them helped them focus.
And there we have it. ADHD was created.
There is no actual way to, with like brain imaging, to diagnose ADHD.
It's done via a questionnaire.
Eli Lilly and other big pharma companies literally sponsored the academic institution to create this ADHD questionnaire,
which is the standard protocol for diagnosing ADHD.
So you literally have the pharma companies creating the questionnaire to diagnose ADHD. Psychiatrists literally get training and bribes from the
companies that sell these substances. Do you not see anything wrong? What's even more concerning
is that these drugs are now even being given to two and three-year-olds, like toddlers. They're
putting them on speed. What's really happening is we are telling kids to wake up and eat like
cereal, which is filled with processed sugar and food dyes, which are linked with hyperactivity,
and then go sit inside the classroom for eight hours per day, or making recess shorter, or making summer shorter,
or cutting down PE programs.
Children are designed to play outside.
They are designed to socialize.
And most kids who are diagnosed ADHD
actually can focus on things that they care about.
Me personally, when I was 12 years old,
I was diagnosed with ADHD.
Luckily, I never took any meds or anything,
but the reason I was diagnosed
is because I wasn't doing well in school at that time.
By the time I got to college
and started getting really good grades,
no one really questioned if I had ADHD or not. And because I'm
now pretty successful, depending on what your version of success
is. Okay, shut up, Ben Greenfield.
I've been to the top of the mountain,
the peak, the pinnacle.
Do you guys get it? What's interesting
about this is this is a
explanation of a phenomenon
that was created
in order to sell something.
The explanation for why objects fall and the way
they fall and the way shit interacts with the earth these objects and the gravity i don't i
don't i'm assuming that was i don't know how that was directly monetized by newton i don't know if
it was i mean obviously we make roller coasters and airplanes and rockets and there's all sorts of shit elevators and there's shit like we understand now because of that.
And which makes the explanation applicable and usable, just like Ritalin is applicable and usable, but it doesn't it doesn't make it true.
Doesn't make it true.
doesn't make it true uh turntable i'm an engineer and took a lot of advanced math and physics courses gravity is still a mystery we understand that mass causes gravity but we don't understand
what about mass causes gravity yeah so so so turntable i would push that then i would then i
would ask you that maybe that we're barking up the wrong tree. Maybe the explanation is just all fucked up.
It's just like people used to think the Earth was flat
and it was a pretty good theory, pretty good theory,
and then all of a sudden now we think the world is round
and that explains more.
And I haven't been to outer space,
but supposedly you can tell it's round from out there.
But you want your explanation to be able to predict
the most amount of shit predict the seasons
which meteors are going to hit the earth just you want to just have predictive value i mean greg's
just been pounding that into us it's such a powerful tool to understand how the world works
or to understand how explanations of the world work is to just keep thinking in terms of its
predictive value but seven the teacher said
if i medicated my kid they will pay attention better and not act up while sitting at a desk
eight hours ago you're a good dude mr delap
uh turntable electromagnetic force we understand we can create an electromagnetic
field artificially.
We can't do that with a gravitational force.
Interesting.
Gravitational force.
Gravitational force.
Oh, and I whisper, I hear an echo oh really no maybe not
what do you what are you trying to think about the gravitational force
i was just thinking of those two words next to each other gravitational and force
yeah g forces like when you ride really fast in an airplane?
Yeah.
It sucks you back into the air.
That's great.
I love all that shit.
It has to be the weird breathing.
They don't pass out.
It's too bad I don't like spinning.
I would really get off on those machines at amusement parks that spin you.
Really?
I don't like the spinning part, but I like the G-Force part.
I like the getting smooshed.
All I think about every time I'm on those rides is like,
did the carnies tighten every bolt?
No.
This is fucking crazy.
A father was told by Ohio police that his 11-year-old daughter
could face charges of making indecent images after answering his complaint of a man having manipulated his daughter into sending pictures.
The police department said it is investigating the video posted on social media involving two officers responding to a call for service.
So you call the cops and are like, hey, my daughter, who's 11 years old, just sent naked pictures to some fucking dude on the internet.
And they come to your house and they say,
dude, we may have to arrest your daughter for making child pornography.
Yeah.
Do you think that these cops are Republican or Democrat?
Oh, man.
Isn't it funny?
Here's the thing.
I just realized this distinction.
Republicans believe in personal accountability and personal responsibility.
Democrats do not. They believe in pushing everything to the big state unless.
You're under 18, so they don't think a 35 year old black man should be responsible for anything.
They don't think a 35-year-old black man should be responsible for anything, Democrat.
But they do think an 11-year-old girl should be responsible regardless of age or regardless of color.
I see what you did there.
These fucking wackadoodles.
Here we go. By the way, if you don't have a strong stomach, this is going to be one.
You're not going to be able to unsee,
unhear what you're about to hear.
You might as well go to the bathroom or something.
Hi.
Hi.
She's in bed now.
She's in bed now.
She's asleep.
Well, it so happened, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The whole point, I just wanted to talk to her.
I just wanted her to realize what this was.
I mean, reality is how much she has to do about it, isn't it? I mean, she could probably get charged with child porn. Who, mean, reality is not much to do about it, is it?
I mean, she could probably get charged with child porn.
Who, she can?
She's 11 years old.
She's creating it, right?
She's 11 years old.
It doesn't matter.
She's still making porn.
No, she's not.
She's being manipulated by a grown-ass adult on the internet.
Is she taking pictures now?
You guys have a nice evening.
Okay.
Thank you for coming.
Are you serious?
Have a nice evening.
Bitch. What a fucking bitch.
Yeah, she maybe
used a little more time in sensitivity training.
Zach, I got suspended
for being in possession of child porn because I photocopied
my junk, autographed it, and put it in a buddy's
backpack.
Oh, God.
Isn't being a young boy fun?
That's so fun.
Holy shit.
I would like to know how you photocopied.
Did you sit on the
photocopy machine or did you lay on it and
just smash your cock and balls face down on it that's amazing third option did you get a chair
so you could like flop out on the top of it oh my goodness uh yeah that cop is a that that that is
just fucking by the way that dad should be slapped around too
like what is your daughter doing with a phone what what is your 11 year old why does your 11
year old have tools to communicate with the outside world hey that's not appropriate that
dad's just trying to outsource everything too he literally was like well i was hoping you could
come by and talk to her oh right you can't fucking
talk to her you gave her the cell phone you gave her the boundaries and permission to be on there
long enough to form a conversation and then a relationship with an adult on the internet then
to be able to have enough privacy to send those photos to that adult so that takes some time yeah
like there's a time investment in that. And so the question is,
is like at 11 years old, were you looking through the phone at 11 years old? Were you
limiting the time that they're on the phone? Are you limiting the app that they are on the phone?
Are you limiting their ability to communicate with other people through the internet on the phone?
So there's so many steps that that dad should have taken to prevent that from happening. But then to call the cops over to say, hey, I just wanted you to talk to her.
About what?
About the role you should have had in protecting her?
Is that what we should talk to her about?
Hey, we're sorry we're here because it went this far because your dad doesn't fucking pay attention.
What are the cops going to say at that point?
He's outsourced everything.
I still don't think that could weigh that cop handle that was right at all even if that was by law the truth of the situation she should have said hey look and like explained it in a different
way not this if i was a cop if i was the cop i would have been like okay we'll come back tomorrow
and talk to her by the way dude what the fuck is your daughter doing with fucking a phone?
Right, dude.
Hey.
My kids have these waterproof, indestructible
Panasonic WG cameras
and within
fucking
10 minutes of them having them,
one of them put the camera down their pants, took a picture
of their cock and balls. I had to go on the phone and erase it
and be like, don't do that.
Yeah.
Like, dude,
what the fuck are you thinking?
Your 11-year-old kid should not have,
your 11-year-old daughter should not have access
to the outside world,
should not have access,
you're giving your kid access
to fucking strangers.
Asymmetric ears.
I'm usually against doxing, but I can make an exception for that bitch.
Yeah, that cop is a loser.
Yeah, but I still don't think we should place the blame of the situation on that cop.
No, I agree.
We're bringing a ton of that to her reaction.
We're bringing that whole situation
reaction hey and maybe the cops reaction will let you know that no one's coming to save you
but you better fucking protect your kids too you yeah shit stop outsourcing it yeah
go ahead i was just gonna say a lot of the parents don't realize that when they hand their phone with
a youtube and they're playing whatever the fuck one of those kids shows are is that
YouTube is not on your side there
especially if it's your login as an
adult on your account the next
video that they pop up is a
complete fucking spin of the wheel
they're not protecting your kid
they're just putting another video in front of them
it's nuts yeah
I hope they immediately took her phone away forever i know me too
i think that was a Democrat, by the way.
Somebody in the comments said it looks like she's just accomplished, trained to divert doing any work herself. That looked right, as if she was like, fuck, my shift is almost over.
I'm not going to jump into this and have to deal with paperwork or anything.
and have to deal with paperwork or anything.
A business owner goes off on socialist city council member during a chaotic public meeting about Seattle's drug laws.
This is fucking just chaos, dude.
I cannot imagine having a business in Seattle, a small business.
Here we go.
The so-called war on drugs was created as a weapon
aimed at reestablishing the mythology and stigma of black criminality that has been a core ingredient of the racist narrative in the United States.
You vote against me and shut me down.
So that's like a council member saying basically saying that the laws that stop crime are to hold the black man down.
Oh, this is a law to hold the black man down. Oh, this is the laws to hold the black man down.
The white is very dangerous.
And these are just laws to stop the black man.
Right.
And then this is a black business owner just fucking railing this bitch.
Stop doing the black face with white agenda.
That's what you're doing.
You're full of shit.
And you know it. You voted against me're doing. You're full of shit. And you know it.
You voted against me and I lost out on millions of dollars.
I started cannabis here in this city.
Emerald City Collegiate was our first downtown Seattle dispensary.
Not John Kemp.
And you voted against that.
And you sit up here talking all this bullshit.
Now what about that?
And that's real.
That's real.
I'm a pioneer in this.
And she's going to be using a black face for this white agenda.
Vote for this bill and clean up this damn city.
I've been here since 1978.
Clean up Seattle.
Stop all this bullshit.
And clean it up.
What's funny is, though, this guy's conflating all sorts of shit.
He wants to say it's the
white agenda.
Well,
it's the white Democrat agenda,
but fucking don't forget, 80% of fucking
blacks are Democrats too.
If you can do the whole skin color thing.
Caller, hi.
Like whites or Democrats.
What's going on, fellas?
Hey, what's up, dude?
I haven't called in in a while.
How are you doing?
Good, you know.
Great.
I'm a little late.
You had moved on.
Story with the cop, the female that you just had.
Yeah, hey, hold on.
Hold on one second.
Hold on.
This fucking Roadcaster.
Roadcaster should fucking pay me for having to use their shit.
Is there any way?
Do you guys know any other shows that use Roadcasters where it works properly?
Okay, go ahead.
Sorry, Jeremy.
Mine works great.
Hello, Jeremy?
Yo, I'm still here.
Okay, go ahead.
So you want to talk about the cop, the cop and the child porn?
So she was out of line for sure.
Susan had nailed it.
Maybe she was at the end of her shift and she's like, you know what?
I'm just going to say something that's going to get me out of this.
Anyways, I was going to offer a perspective as a single dad with an almost 11-year-old daughter.
I fought tooth and nail with her mom to not give her a phone.
So she's going to be 11 in like three weeks.
Got a phone probably a year ago.
So she was almost 10.
She got a phone. Now, it only has was almost 10 she got a phone now it only has the
capabilities of you know youtube tiktok stuff like that she can she can uh facebook message
me or her mom but even that what i've noticed is that's even to me too much because i'll i'll
you know she'll be in the other room thinking i can't hear her. I'm listening to the TikToks that she's watching or whatever,
the YouTube videos she's watching.
I'm like, how old is she?
She'll be 11 in three weeks.
No.
So I know, trust me, I fought tooth and nail for this not to happen.
So what it did for me, to Suze's point,
is it absolutely forced me to be the helicopter dad, at least when she has the phone, which I limit when she's with me.
Uh, like today I've given her a little bit of time to, she talked to her friend, you know, she like Facebook message her friend and then she watched YouTube for a little bit, but I like all right now we're gonna go outside now we're gonna go do whatever um I'm not giving you like the whole day which she gets when
she's with her mom to be on your phone so it's forced me to be this helicopter dad and I think
that that father and that in that video is maybe maybe he's just afraid you know oh you don't I
don't want to be the helicopter dad i
don't want to i don't want my daughter to hate me and it's like you know what i'd rather her hate me
right now at 10 almost 11 years old but then thank me at 18 or 19 or 20 when her friends are
you know all screwed up and she's not you know that's how i look at it so i have to be a
helicopter dad now i'm gonna do it you
can hate me all you want you know and she'll get mad she'll get really mad if i'm like all right
phone away she'll oh this isn't fair mom lets me do this or blah blah blah and i'm like okay
that's cool you don't understand it now but you know there'll be a day where you do you'll see why
uh keep fighting the good fight dude good to hear your voice absolutely also i
want to add i got recognized um yesterday i took the my youngest daughter to gymnastics
and i'm standing there and someone came up and said are you jeremy uh i'm like yeah she's like
oh man i i've heard you on savant so many times. You used to call in all the time.
And I just wanted to say hi.
I recognize you from Instagram and blah, blah.
And I'm like, wow, I guess I'm getting a little famous thanks to you.
So I appreciate that.
I had to give you a little shout out there.
Yeah, good.
They better recognize.
They recognize.
Anyways, you guys have a fantastic Sunday.
And it's good talking to you.
Good talking to you too, brother
Thanks for telling the story
Adios
Absolutely, peace out
Bye
Asymmetric ears
Yeah, like Susan conflating everything the 11-year-old parents did
Or did not do prior to the cops visiting
He was not conflating
He was not conflating
So there were two people interacting there
And we were
Most of the people were focusing on the cop
and susan just wanted to bring some perspective if the parent wasn't there that event wouldn't
have happened that event required to the parent to come to call the cops and come to the door and
then the cops to come to the door and they had an interaction and everyone was focused on the
cops all susan did was be like, it takes two to tango.
I don't think he was conflating at all. It's like a quarter is not just the tail side.
It's the head side too.
It has to have the head side.
I don't know.
Is that how you see it, Sousa?
You were contextualizing it in perspective.
Yeah, I was just saying there's multiple steps that happened
before you got to that position. And I still don't think what the cop did was correct
so right right come off as defending her i think that that was ridiculous and that was a ridiculous
statement but i just don't think it was conflating yeah there's lots of shit that you could have done
to prevent it right yeah conflating is um uh combined combined two or more ideas into one. Ooh. Conflate issues is the merging of two or more sets of information, text, or opinions into one, often in error. Yeah, I don't think it was done in error. I think that, yeah. They're trying to make the definition here make it seem like it's implicitly in error. I think it's explicitly in error.
Yeah.
Well, even if I was, I still think what I said was valid.
Yeah. Yeah.
Conflate these nuts.
Oh, man. Bernie. Oh, Bernie. Oh man Bernie Oh Bernie
Oh Bernie Bernie Bernie
Mom and dad need to be on the same page regarding a child's phone usage
And other matters
Too often in our society they compete against each other
No conflating situation
Good luck having kids people
Good fucking luck.
It is tough, though.
It is a tough balance between like,
when do you,
because you want your kids to be up on technology,
so to speak,
because it's going to be such a large part of their lives
when they become older.
So it's like, it's kind of like that balance you know no 11 year old should ever be on tiktok you
don't love your kids if you let your 11 year old and tiktok seven how can you say that i don't know
it just did uh let me reiterate this for perhaps the 1000th time says drad. In a free society, there can never be a law against misinformation or disinformation.
Free societies must tolerate imbeciles, racists, falsehoods, spreaders, etc.
I'm Jewish with my tragic childhood history in Lebanon, and yet I support the right of Holocaust deniers to spew their infinitely grotesque falsehoods.
of holocaust deniers to spew their infinitely grotesque falsehoods the reflex for government the reflex for governments to sanitize your mind from falsehoods is the definition of
authoritarianism this trend must be fought with all of our might
god damn it's how do people not see that do you know that the UK has a law that's against hate speech?
Yeah.
How retarded is someone to think that that's okay to have a law like that?
Yeah. That's like Ben Greenfield.
That's like that Ben Greenfield talk.
That's like chat GPT talk.
Yeah.
Super short-sighted.
I love honeybees.
That's hate speech because everyone knows honeybees sting people and kills them.
Yeah. People who are allergic to bees die when they get stung. I love honeybees. That's hate speech because everyone knows honeybees sting people and kills them.
Yeah.
Or people who are allergic to bees die when they get stung.
And you just said you love bees.
That's hate speech.
You're a fucking piece of shit.
Yeah.
Now the governing body of deciding hate speech could decide whatever word is now hate speech and come and arrest you.
There's someone alive today who Adolf Hitler spared their life.
There's someone alive today – there's someone that Adolf Hitler could have killed Who didn't kill right
There was some homosexual Jew that he didn't like
That he didn't kill
Yeah Otto Warburg
I don't know if Otto ended up having kids
But there's someone out there that
That due to his mercy
And compassion
Their grandchildren are alive today
That he could have had done otherwise
like nothing is just like black and white you you're you're not just gonna fucking remove all
hate speech and it'd be a good idea there's no there's we can't even that's why the fucking
death penalty is so fuck we kill the fucking wrong people. Right. It happens. Yeah.
Yeah. Innocent
motherfuckers get fucking killed.
Mm-hmm.
Also, too,
the speech thing and then
making laws against speech is just, I don't
know how people don't see the long-term result
of that amounting in any disagreement with the state resulting in you being in jail.
Say that last part again.
Like any disagreement with the state can result in you being in jail.
Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy.
Right. So now, and I mean, you already see how this is happening without the law
of jailing you for hate speech, but you could see how the manipulation through the media.
So let's say I'm going to raise taxes on everybody in my apartment complex and everybody decides to
say no. And then you become the really loud, outspoken one against it and say, hey, we can't
afford this. They push us too far. We can't afford the extra two dollars in this apartment complex.
And now I just run a campaign and say, hey, well, someone's speaking out against it. But
you do know this about him. And then next thing you know, you go to speak out against me
again. And then we jail you for hate speech, but we've already started the fear campaign of you
because of other things you've said in the past. And now we put labels on you and now the rest of
people, Oh, wow. I didn't realize he did all that. Yeah. And now you're arrested. And then to
everybody else who's a couple degrees of separation from the issue,
just say, oh, well, they arrested a criminal.
That's good.
I heard he was starting to evolve,
and now the whole thing got contorted from what it originally was,
just based off speech, as opposed to now,
you actually have to do something.
It's like, well, he got arrested.
What did he get arrested for?
And then we need to wait. He told Stacey Tovar and Mikey Swoosh they had freakishly amazing bodies.
Right.
So that's going to be interpreted very differently by different people as opposed to if they said, well, he broke into my car through my window, rigged the ignition, drove off of it.
Now we could all point at them and say, oh, okay, yeah, he did something bad.
He took your property.
oh okay yeah he did something bad he took your property but when you don't have that and you just have the speech thing anybody could start to change that to just make you out to be the
villain and arrest you the those same people who think it's okay to outlaw hate speech are the
same people who think that the injection is valid they refuse to do ask like five questions one
question they refuse to scratch the surface and be like
How do we know the injection works Oh
What what actually is hate speech? How do we enforce that? Yeah
What what's what if something that's really positive gets lumped up with the hate speech talk? Yep. Yeah, and these things change over time
Right what that guy I would say what that guy
Travis Kelsey did that we showed in the beginning of the show
that tied in for the Kansas City Chiefs was hate speech.
People are going to die
because of his action.
People are going to be hurt. Yeah.
Interesting, right?
It's so frustrating that we live
with just...
Okay, here we go.
Put $500 cash in an envelope and mail it to yourself.
If you don't have the balls to do it because you think it might get lost,
you should probably vote in person come November.
$500 cash in an envelope and mail it to yourself. if you don't have the balls to do it because you
think it might get lost you should probably vote in person come november oh $500 cash in an envelope
and mail it to yourself if you don't have the balls to do it because you think it might get lost
you should probably vote in person come november wow i like that because i didn't really know where
it was going at first
either and then when she gets you the punch and you're like okay touche it's good right
yeah it is good that was good it's so good
hey they just got to get rid of mail-in ballots. The whole thing is ridiculous,
dude.
What do you do if you don't have 500?
400.
400.
400.
You're actually called the average American.
400. Put in 400.
Less than $1,000 in your savings
and $20,000 in debt.
I think that's the average now.
Probably.
Fucking crazy.
I've mailed $500 to people with cash before.
I've never had issues with mailing cash.
But I still get her point.
I think most people would have a problem.
I'm going to be nervous
about it making it to the destination.
I was nervous.
I did buy a... I can't remember if it was an ounce or a pound or i think about a half pound eight ounces of
mushrooms once when i was in college and they got caught it got stopped at fedex and we didn't get
it it just went they called you or something tried to call you and and it's not the kind of thing you go down and pick up dude i that was like a 1600 loss or something dude i need i used to know a guy and it's not
doesn't happen anymore and this was mold this was you know 10 15 years ago but he used to
weed across state to where it wasn't legal so he'd grow it out here in Mendocino County. And then he would mail it over to the Boston area through UPS. And he would receive boxes of $50,000, $70,000 in cash
to his house. Wow. And I would ask him, I was like, how in the world do you do that? And he
goes, oh, dude, he goes, this isn't normal shipping weed to your friends he was shipping you know 10 15 pounds at a time
and uh the people that he was doing that with in boston hired somebody to come live in the area
that he was in minnesotano county and work at his ups drop-off location oh shit and they had
another guy at the distribution center then they had another guy at receiving then they had another
guy at the local ups so it was moving through people who were on the inside hey that's smart that's smart yeah
it was crazy dude i never felt comfortable like at his house you always were just like
someone gonna kick kick this door in and just lay everybody out on the floor and he would just be
sitting there counting in 20s to where he didn't count the money. He would just weigh it.
Yeah, that's cool.
I like it.
Like he knew how much money weighed,
you know, this is 10,000.
This is what this weighs and just would weigh it out.
Crazy.
That's smart.
That's a real business
when you get,
when you pay someone to work at the UPS shop.
Yeah, four different centers.
I lived eight years as a female named Laura Jensen. I lived eight years as a female named
Lauren Jensen after undergoing gender reassignment surgery. You're undergoing gender reassignment
surgery in April of 1983. I started as a four-year-old kid in 1944. So I'm bringing to this conversation today
74 years of firsthand experience in some way, either living it or trying to deal with it or
trying to recover from it. This was the biggest mistake of my life. I think it's important for us
to realize that there is actually nothing good about affirming a young boy
four years old like my grandma did me the moment you affirm a child like my grandma did putting me
in a purple chiffon dress and telling me how cute i was how wonderful i look is that at the very
same moment that you're affirming that young person you're telling them there's something
wrong with them you're not right that is child abuse do you guys get that you're telling them there's something wrong with them. You're not right. That is child abuse. Do you guys get that? You're born a boy with a penis. At some point,
you're just fucking around or whatever. And you say, oh, I want to be a girl.
And someone hears that and starts leading you down that path at four years old.
That's called gender affirming. that's why they're trying to make
it a law that you if your child does say that at four years old in the state of california you have
to like start leading them down the path your boy of being a girl they're trying to make that a law
they can take your kids away from you some some circumstances in many states they already can
they're saying that that's what you should do
Instead of
Instead of not giving it any energy
Don't react to it
By the way pushing back on it is the same thing as affirming it
Dick butter yeah we get it we're not retards
Chester that's grooming
yeah that is grooming well said this is so fucking pathetic that this has to fucking be explained
you if you were a parent and you fuck with your kids at four years old on any level about their
sex and you you're even introducing
stuff to the about gender to your four-year-old kid you've already fucked your kid up all all
those kids we see on tiktok on instagram anyone who's like making that journey or having those
discussions as a young child you're fucked you you're gonna spend your whole this poor guy
you're gonna spend the whole rest of your life untangling that mess.
We need to begin calling it what it is.
It's not affirming a child.
It's causing them to be depressed and anxious about who they are.
And then we go on to inject hormone blockers into them
and begin altering their body.
Can we begin to understand
today from these discussions how destructive this is to the psyche? It's no wonder they end up with
separation anxiety and bipolar disorder, dissociative disorders, schizophrenia,
and many other disorders. I lived eight years as a female. My kids are not worried about who they are in their head because they're creating who they are.
By drawing pictures, throwing rocks, shooting BB guns, playing basketball.
Kissing and hugging their grandmother.
Learning to sew.
Going out with Susan and I and eating hamburgers.
They're not worried. They're not fucking worried about choosing who they are ever.
They're creating who they are.
They're getting white belt stripes.
They're getting gray belt stripes.
They're just fucking kids.
They don't need to think about who they are.
They know that there's someone that makes eye contact.
They know that there's someone who shakes eye contact they know that you're supposed to
there's someone who shakes hands with adults when they meet them
they know that there's someone who lets people
women and children walk through a door
before they walk through
that's who they are
they're not choosing those things
that's who they are through their practices
that dumb shit starts in school
I'm a bachelor of science i'm a phd
i'm stolen valor i'm a navy seal even though i'm not that that's all that bullshit
why are you introducing that shit to your fucking kids yeah don't do that don't even
have those conversations with them or putting them in environments where it's being introduced
to them yeah it's fucking nuts even even letting them play a video game and they get good.
I'm really fucking good at Pac-Man.
I'm 12 years old and my name's Johnny.
Fine.
Yeah, it's cool.
You already gave him a fucking name.
Let him build an identity.
Identity.
This poor guy.
What a fucked life he had.
Thank God he's speaking up now oh this one's called airplanes are cool oh this is great this is great if you're listening to
this you're not going to get this one sorry i apologize but it's called airplanes are great
my son saw me looking at this on my phone he
looked over my shoulder which i don't approve of and he goes first thing he said to me he goes who
filmed that Oh my goodness.
Who filmed that?
Hey, I didn't even know he's looking over my shoulder.
It was fucked up.
You got to get one of those privacy screens.
I do need one of those.
I do think I need one of those.
This is a good question.
Sebon, is there an age to graduate from BB guns?
My girls were introduced to shooting and love it.
Dude, I'm going to tell you, my boys ate.
My other two boys are six, and I would never have introduced them to BB guns.
But the last time we went to Greg's's house greg bought them three bb guns a bb gun each a fucking 6 000 pound box of bbs and um and and safety goggles and he lets his kids shoot on the property
they live on at their house with 16 acres so my kids were just outside shooting the whole time
greg gave them the safety lessons i've
taken them to dave's and they've gotten safety lessons there that shit stresses me out but now
they come home and they shoot in the backyard like fucking every day put on their goggles they sit
down they know all the rules don't sweep people um and my sister's kids were shooting real guns
at that age so i i don't know that shit stresses me out i'm not gonna lie i mean i like going out
there and shooting them with them um i wish i wish i had an answer for that i feel like i have an
answer for everything but i'll tell you the truth that shit stressed me out now it doesn't but
breaking the seal stressed me the fuck out when i was like greg's like hey i'm gonna teach your
kids how to shoot the bb guns with my kids right now and then then the next three days went to greg's my kids were in the backyard shooting guns fucking for eight hours and they're good at
it now they're crazy shots they put scopes on their guns and like that yeah it's crazy i don't know
yeah well i didn't shoot a bb gun at six i didn't shoot a bb gun until I was when I was when I was 13 I went away with my friend Jeff Holman to a cabin
maybe I was 11 and the parents gave us two huge bags of 22 shells and a rifle and a pistol and
we went out all day just shooting 22s no one gave us a lesson
it was the only first time i'd ever shot a gun we shot everything frogs and birds and a broken
down train and we just were shooting everything i'm surprised we didn't shoot each other yep
surprised nobody accidentally uh yeah flagged or the gun went off or something yeah
uh how roberts i was having having BB gun fights at that age yeah
I eventually I grew into a phase where
we had BB gun fights that shit was
fucked up yeah we had airsoft
so it was at least
advanced a little bit
Justin V
I was so excited to be a good father but the
capable child consulting stopped posting on IG
so who knows
big head
I was actually just thinking the last time we had an airsoft
where we walked down to the elementary school
this was obviously years years years back
and there was like 5 or 6 of us running around
with these AR style
airsoft guns or like shotgun style
airsoft guns
dude if we did that now the fucking cops would roll through with these AR style, you know, airsoft guns or like shotgun style airsoft guns. Yeah. Dude, if
we did that now, the fucking
cops would roll through. So, I mean,
school wasn't in session. It was on the weekend, so
nobody was on campus. But still,
you have like this straggler teacher that's coming
in to like work on something in the classroom or
like the janitorial people and all of a sudden
you get a call like there's five or six kids
down here with fucking guns.
What do they shoot shoot what's the bullet
look like an airsoft this looks like a bb but it's just a plastic one oh okay it hurts usually
you feel it usually they're a little bit you know less uh powerful there's not a much psi going
through it but it all depends on the one you buy obviously what does this mean my girl shot some 300 blk the kind of like bb or or pellet
yeah it's probably some gun stuff above our pay grade
hmm speaking of guns i don't know what that is
here's my under a minute take on gun violence. Pro gun control people like to say that America is the third worst country for
gun violence.
And statistics are crazy on the people that die from gun violence.
Here's the thing.
If you take the cities of Chicago,
Detroit,
Philadelphia,
Los Angeles,
and St.
Louis out of that equation, we become like the 189th out of 193 countries for gun violence.
And all of those cities have really tight gun control and are very, very liberal. Because it's almost like in liberal run cities, gun violence and gang violence
are rampant. This is not a nationwide problem. It's a liberal city problem.
Dude, that is a crazy statistic she just said. Basically, the United States is at the very top of gun violence statistics.
But if you take out
Chicago, Detroit, Los
Angeles, Philadelphia, and St. Louis,
it's at the very bottom.
There's only 196 countries.
Yeah.
I don't know if I believe that, though.
You don't know if you believe that though you don't believe like you don't know if you believe her numbers
yeah
and the one thing
too that a lot of people associate
or don't is like the word gun
violence I think a lot of the
statistics like lump
um suicide into that too
let me show you the
mayor of uh chicago
it's not a little foot anymore no no no
let me show you the mayor of st of uh st louis
let me show you the mayor of los angeles by the way i've never i i i just of St. Louis.
Let me show you the mayor of Los Angeles.
By the way, I've never... I just suspected this.
Let me show you
the mayor of Philadelphia.
Democrat. Old guy
Old Democrat
Let me show you the mayor of St. Louis
Did I already do St. Louis?
Yeah that was me
Detroit sorry Detroit
Let me show you the mayor of Detroit
Holy shit holy shit
Detroit has a fucking white guy
as a mayor
Mike Dugan
Dugan
a member of the Democratic Party
he was a Wayne County
prosecutor
it's all
it's all Democrats
it's fucking
amazing so you don't
believe that statistic what would I look up
city US cities with most
gun violence US
cities with most
gun violence violence
yeah and then how does US compare with gun violence violence. Yeah, and then
how does US compare with gun violence around the world?
Right, because that's essentially what's there.
So then you go
take out those most cities
see if you could determine against the world
after you eliminate. I can just see
I can just see if it's like if it's like 80%
of our gun violence is there then
obviously it's going to drop us down.
It's going to be close enough.
Yeah.
Um,
uh,
30 us cities with highest violent crime rates.
Uh,
I need to know if those five though,
or like 80% of it.
I don't see anything.
Oh,
uh,
Oh,
Billings,
Montana is 30.
That's fucking ridiculous.
Hmm. Uh, show, uh, uh, Oh, Billings, Montana is 30? That's fucking ridiculous.
Five cities with highest crime violence.
I don't find it easily.
Anyway,
Suzy doesn't believe it.
Not that he disbelieves it. He just doesn't believe it not that he disbelieves it he just doesn't believe it i just need more evidence
more information
more information
uh city crimes involving drugs
uh city deaths uh
gun deaths in big cities
this is how american do math
map of gun deaths shows
those rates in cities that
oh david
david david david
hey hey at least at least we're doing a little fact checking
yeah professional fact checker asymmetric ears nobody cares about knife violence interesting
hmm
hmm
so well that'll be next right
first they ban first they ban guns and
they'll go to fucking knives
I believe it I
believe it I think Chicago Detroit Los Angeles
Philadelphia St. Louis it I think Chicago, Detroit, Los Angeles, Philadelphia
St. Louis
Detroit
I think
I would buy that
and I think it's like 80%
I think it's like 80%
what if I put in what
percentage of
gun violence
is Chicago
I wonder if that gets me anything
god damn in 2020 alone gun homicides increased 52 percent and uh
in new york city geez man this we've got we this is in New York City. Jeez, man. This is...
Well, this map on the CDC is interesting
because technically by population or whatever,
Alaska is the most.
Those jackasses.
Yeah.
Oh, they got it by year here
That's interesting
In the meantime let me give you this public service message
From a professional soccer player
Maddie Kuzak
Hi my name is Maddie Kuzak
And I play football
I'm going to have my back team when I'm invited to
And I'm going to have my back team
To ensure that I keep my friends and family safe.
Thank you, Maddie.
Maddie Cusick, Sheffield United.
Bye-bye.
Wait, what?
She died?
Hi, my name is Maddie Cusick, and I play football for Sheffield United Women.
I'm going to have my vaccine when I'm invited to,
and I'm going to have my vaccine to ensure that I keep my friends and family safe.
Hey, and here's the thing.
Her friends and family are safe now.
Oh, fuck.
Wow.
That's fucking sad, dude.
It's horrible.
It's fucking horrible.
David Weed
killing two birds with one stone
Sevan and numbers is like Danny Spiegel
and clean reps
alright
tomorrow Jorge Fernandez
winner of
winner of something
yeah for this team
CrossFit Games we got a double header Winner of something. Yeah, for this team.
CrossFit Games.
You see Tuesday, we got a double header.
Let me see.
Oh, yeah, shit.
Tuesday's crazy.
Tuesday's Greg Glassman in the morning and Guy Maheros in the evening.
Isn't that time?
Oh, that show's going to be huge. Let me see.
Hey, what's up, dude?
Oh, yeah, shit.
Tuesday's crazy. Hey, step on. Guy Ma be huge. Hey, what's up, dude? Oh, yeah. Shit. Tuesday Street.
Hey, what's up, man?
What is happening?
Just a question here.
All right.
All right.
Quick story.
Quick finish up to the story about the photo.
About the what?
Uh-huh.
The photocopy.
Photocopy in the nuts.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I sat down on the old goat, the tuck underneath the legs,
sat down, nice and gentle.
The funny thing about this is my buddy laid on top of it like a T-bone steak
where he pulled this tip up to his button, laid down on that.
And we're at school the next day and, you know, get called to the office.
It's sitting on the desk of the principal.
And he goes, I failed to turn this over before and uh my buddy's neil on the other side t-bone steak
police had to come down and everything an absolute mess
that's crazy hold on one second hold on one second hold on one second
did you see my phone's fucked up again no i haven't it was it was popping could you hear it popping
like every other word of his was cutting out do you hear that or just i didn't hear that no
oh maybe it's just me who gets that hey could you could you deny that it was your dick
i mean i wish but it said i had my autograph written right on it too
zach letigar and i justar. I didn't get anything from
this too because my buddy had the
nice setup with the T-bone steak and mine
looked just like an Asian fubble.
Just
mashed. He just had
butt spread. Everything just
squished in there.
Did they give you the picture
back? The photocopy back?
I never saw it they called up
my our parents too and you know my dad gets on the phone he's like well you know if you're charging
them for child porn you guys are looking at it so what's the charge for you guys oh shit nice
solid and they kind of shut it down real quick and yeah solid pops
but hey before i go here, Savan,
do you guys plan on having Chris Cooper back?
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Yeah.
A thousand times. Okay.
Yeah.
Because we're opening up, my buddy and I are opening up a gym.
We're using his new program that he just set up to open a gym
versus correct the gym.
And I'd love to even just call in when he's in there
because it's been fantastic.
Oh, hey, did you open, is it a CrossFit gym?
Yeah, CrossFit gymfit gym yeah we do
strength conditioning and we should be opening here in the next three weeks what's the name of
it it's called echo athletics are you affiliated or no we're going to be here in the next couple
weeks too we didn't want to spend that money right away when we weren't sure of time frame
sure i am what city? Wareham, Massachusetts.
Oh.
Kind of on the gateway
of Cape Cod.
Wow.
You're an odd duck
in Massachusetts, right?
That's crazy.
It's unbelievable.
That's mama has a dick land,
right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Only stuck into California.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
But yeah,
it's awesome, man.
I coach a hockey team here
and I'll tell you what, the kids are sick of it just as much as, you know, like the normal people right. Yeah, but it's awesome, man. I coach a hockey team here, and I'll tell you what.
The kids are sick of it just as much as the normal people are.
Oh, good.
The normal people.
Hey, so how did you stumble across Cooper's program?
You guys.
When you had him on, this must have been back in January time.
I think it was somewhere around there.
And is it something you're paying for or some of the shit he gives away free?
No, we're doing the full payment and I'll tell you what,
it's worth every single penny.
Give me kind of like the cliff notes. So what happened? So you're like, Hey,
I want to open a gym.
I remember hearing about this thing called two brain on seven. So I called and
then, and then what happens from there?
So all I did was just message Chris Cooper directly on Facebook messenger.
And he got back to me probably within, I'd say, no less than five minutes.
And he's like, hey, Zach, tell me exactly what you want to do.
I explained exactly what I wanted to do.
And he's like, this is the program we just opened up.
I feel like it's a great fit.
Let me get you on a call.
They scheduled a call with me.
We sat on there for an hour.
And he just pretty much said whether or not this is going to work for us and for you.
By the end of the call, it worked.
And we got set up with another guy that's now our mentor.
And the mentorship, we at first we were meeting every two weeks via a phone call.
And now we're monthly.
And he gives us homework to do.
I mean, it's endless.
The documents on there are endless.
All the information you have to use.
And I mean, they worked with thousands of gyms, so it's been unbelievable.
What do you mean?
Give me an idea.
Like documents.
They have a document, and it's employment, like how to hire people, or tax forms.
Anything you could even think of, like tax forms down to negotiating a lease, down to a hiring process,
what to look for when you're setting up contracts with local businesses,
negotiating those contracts, anything.
I mean, even down to programming,
like what's going to work best for you guys if you open up and you get new
members, what to do, what to run them through for workouts,
what's worked best for all these gyms.
Yeah, it's been unbelievable.
Hey, think of how proud Chris Cooper must be and how well he sleeps at night knowing he provides a service that works.
Do you know what I mean?
Right.
He must sleep so fucking good at night.
Well, because you see so many of those online now.
Help your gym.
We're going to help your gym.
And it's all bullshit.
He's actually turning gyms around.
I think not a single one of his gyms during covid closed and that's just unreal hey um this dude uh christian kettler
saying um dude we use two brain mentorship doubled our members into our growth phase best investment
we've made damn that's awesome yep yeah we've got we don't even, we're not even open yet. We've already got 25, um,
CrossFit members and I've got 17 strength conditioning kids ready for when we
open. They bought those memberships within the last two months.
Congrats. That's so cool.
And we're already over breaking even. So it's, it's perfect.
Why are you opening a gym? Do you have a day job already?
Uh, I was a head coach of a gym that closed within the last year.
I bought all their equipment, and now their members are looking for a place to go.
The next closest gym is probably 25 minutes, 30 minutes from us.
Okay.
So it's perfect timing.
I was a strength and conditioning coach at the gym, head CrossFit coach,
and I coach hockey and strength and for another another organization down the cave
I wonder why the current gym do you think if the current gym um would have used two brain they
could have saved their business um thousand percent thousand percent and it was sad because
we would have these meetings before I even knew what two brain was and I was I would pretty much
lay it on the line like hey our membership rate is too low we're giving too many discounts uh you guys aren't here enough doing the janitorial stuff all
these things that need to be fixed and i think they were just spent through covid they were just
so out of it and um yeah could have totally we're doing exactly what they needed to do
so it's only going to be successful they were they were open from 2010. Wow. Yep. Uh, this, uh, Christian also says, uh, I wish I did what this guy is doing. Uh,
Grasciano Rubio. I endorsed two brain.
Yep. And that's pretty much what I've been. I, this call was all about. I,
I can't even,
I can't wait till he's on again cause I'd love to call in and maybe just,
I have some questions that we can put into the, uh,
the chat or I can call in and ask because it's awesome.
He only just scratched the surface of what two brain can actually give you
guys as an offer.
Okay, cool.
By the way, when he found out we were doing the behind the scenes,
he reached out and said, Hey, what can I do to support the behind the scenes?
And we talked and I'm like, Hey, I don't even really know right now.
He goes, okay.
He goes, well, one of the things that I think that's most needed
in the CrossFit space is more just quality media.
And so that's why Two Brain wants to get behind it and support it.
And he goes, I want to put my money where my mouth is.
And he's been crazy supportive, crazy, crazy supportive.
He's actually coming on the show, Chris Cooper.
He's scheduled already.
I want to say it's in November. He's going to release the State of the Industry report. What's the day?
13th. It's a Monday, November 13th.
November 13th, Monday, Cooper will be on, if not before then, but probably that'll be it.
It's the biggest compliment this show has ever had when Cooper reached out to us and he said he wants to release the State of the Industry report on this podcast.
I told him, whenever he calls me, it's the kind of thing I call my mom and tell her.
Because I always think it's such a huge compliment when he reaches out and supports the show.
Right.
With how successful he is, it's just such a cool pat on the back for you guys and for all of us, too.
100%.
Hey, I'll let you guys go, but I appreciate everything you guys do, man.
This is the best podcast and best thing in the space.
And then actually just all spaces, really, man.
I can't get enough of it.
Cool.
All right, dude.
Thank you.
Hey, please stay in touch and call back as your gym gets up and rolling.
Will do.
Appreciate it.
Thanks, guys.
All right.
Bye, dude. stay in touch and call back as your gym gets up and rolling. Will do. Appreciate it. Thanks guys. All right. Just two dudes jacking off on each other in the middle of a podcast.
So cool.
Echo athletics.
God.
So happy.
Yeah.
I love it when people call me and tell me how great the show is.
I mean,
they're doing well.
Uh,
uh,
Donald Trump leading the fuck Joe Biden by double digits
Just thinking how the next year is going to look
Buckle up
Oh that dog looks like such a crackhead
That dog is a handful
Yeah it looks fun though
Mr. Tabone
You're very welcome
Mr. Sousa thanks for doing these shows
thank you
Kenneth DeLapp did you hook
Houdet up with
TumbleTrack
RumbleTrack
he and I
are WhatsApping
and
I told him to send me a link of what the one he wanted oh yeah right aren't you on that
thread too yeah I think I said hey so yeah we're talking yeah someone how's Alexlex stein doing um that's a good question
and get him on yeah would be good get him and gary roberts and hunter mcintyre on at the same show
the same show that'd be wild
that's not fair lumping a hunter up in there
all right good stuff that's not fair. Lumping a hunter up in there.
All right.
Good stuff.
See you guys tomorrow.
Good week.
There's a lady on,
there's a show you guys don't want to miss.
I don't know if it's going to be a good show,
but there's crazy potential for it.
You talk about Wednesday.
Yeah.
Yeah. Mary Heffernan.
Yep. You want to see that show
Wednesday morning, 7 a.m.?
It's going to be...
It could be a doozy.
All right. Thank you.
Cool.
Miss Caleb today. Where's Caleb? Do we know?
I don't know. I know he's going to be juggling the move
soon. I don't know if that started today or what.
I'm surprised he's not here.
Yeah, me too.
Not angry.
No, concerned more than.
He's like the employee you're concerned about.
You're not like, God, he's letting you.
You're like, oh, I hope everything's okay.
Like, that's your initial reaction.
Not like.
What happened to this
lady the identity doctor identity dude she fucking disappeared the ether identity
identity doctor was probably trish doctor
identity identity am i spelling it right
I think I have too many I's
I don't know what happened to her
yeah she
completely disappeared
she was
she was there and then she wasn't there and like yeah i don't know what happened i don't it's
such a weird it was such a weird that whole thing was so strange doctor yeah she was like
so pumped about being on the show and like wrote all this super nice stuff to you
like the next day is like hey you got to take all that down
it was i don't even i can't even find her on um instagram maybe she blocked me i can't even find the next day is like, hey, you got to take all that down.
I can't even find her on Instagram.
Maybe she blocked me. I can't even find her.
Wow.
Oh, there's a The Identity Doctor.
Is it her?
No.
It's Adwole.
I don't know who this guy is.
He looks like a foreigner. She lost her identity.
She had an identity crisis.
I think something was wrong with her.
Dude, man, wasn't she crazy creative?
Her Instagram account was crazy.
Yeah, you really liked her reels and stuff.
Yeah.
Oh, here we go.
I have this one titled
Mikey Swoosh Logic.
Look at this.
It's a bonus clip.
Rapper who promotes gun violence
invited to White House to discuss
stopping gun violence.
God, we live in a stopping gun violence. Gun violence.
God, we live in a fucking crazy world.
Makes sense.
There was a, oh, there was, it's interesting. They had the lyrics on here when I originally posted this.
Man. That's funny all right i'm good that was one more i just slipped that one in there i can chop that off thank you thank you mikey sluice logic yeah just slid it in right at the end
wait hold on hold on maybe one more maybe one more maybe oh okay here we go here we go that Slit it in right at the end. Hold on. Hold on.
Maybe one more.
Maybe one more.
Oh, okay.
Here we go.
Here we go.
This is good.
This one's good.
Yeah.
I like this one.
You guys ready?
Here we go.
I think we've played this before on the show, by the way.
But this one doesn't get old.
Here we go.
It really killed me.
It was last Christmas.
We canceled a song that was written in the 1940s called You Did It Cold Outside.
People said that they were triggered, that the lyrics were rapey and they had toxic masculinity.
And that's fine if you feel that way. But radio stations across the country wouldn't play the song because people were outraged,
which is fine if you feel that way. But the exact same time, the number one song in this nation for over two months was Wet Ass Pussy.
I'm not making that up. Google it.
two months was wet ass pussy i'm not making that up you can look it up google it so i want to wrap up my show by comparing and contrasting the lyrics of these two songs
if indeed this country has lost its fucking mind shall we let's start with the horribly
offensive christmas song written just after world War II. I really can't
stay. Baby, it's cold outside.
I gotta go away. Baby, it's cold
outside. This evening has been so
very nice.
Yeah, you fucking with some
wet-ass pussy.
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass
pussy.
Beat it up, inward. Extra large,
extra hard. Put this pussy right in your face. Swipe
your nose like a credit card. My mother will start to worry. Beautiful. What's your hurry?
My father will be pacing the floor. Listen to that fireplace roar. Well, maybe just half a drink more.
be pacing the floor listen to that fireplace roar well maybe just half a drink more spit in my mouth look at my it really killed me it was last it's fucking we live with fuck hey
guess guess who that is grab a bucket mop up guess who's against the song written from the 40s
and who's for the song written the wet ass pussy number one song uh democrats for the
wet ass pussy yeah mop it up mop it up and the one that wants to there's there's no republicans
listen to me that are trying to cancel either of those songs there are no republicans trying
to cancel either songs but there's democrats
trying to cancel the one the christmas song from the 40s how is that not enough for you
what how is it right that's enough that's like okay i get it i'm good
yeah good i didn't get it before but now i definitely do yeah now't get it before, but now I definitely do. Yeah, now I get it. Holy shit.
Oh my goodness.
DEI motherfuckers, fire all those people.
Give them real jobs.
Get all those people out.
Anyone who prides themselves on anything having to do with diversity, equity, or inclusivity is a bad person.
They are a hater of freedom of speech. equity or inclusivity is a bad person.
They are a hater of freedom of speech.
They're a hater of black people and they're a hater of all marginalized people in the guise of loving them. Just remember that. Love you guys.
Talk to you later. Bye.