The Sloppy Boys - 126. Guinnessy

Episode Date: March 17, 2023

The guys try a new viral spin on the classic Irish stout.GUINNESSY RECIPETurn a Hennessy nip upside down into can of Guinness and shotgun it. Or, combine Guinness and Hennessy in any way that reflects your own personal style!Recipe via Tiktok Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Michael Hanford. Heyo! And Timothy Kalpakis. What is up? Ooh! Ooh, and we're your hosts coming at you with episode 126. Oh, and

126, right in time. What am I trying to say here? That breaks down to 126, 314. Yes, St. Patrick's Day. Oh, does it? No, what do you mean, what does it? I wasn't saying anything. Well, I don't know.

You're like one of these numerologists, guys. You were following the math. He's a genius. Yes, yes? I wasn't saying anything. Well, I don't know. Maybe you're like one of these numerologists guys. You're following the math. He's a genius. Yes, yes, I'm a numerologist. Okay, so what'd you say, 127? Yes, 314. 317. I don't even know.

Hold on, let's start over. That fucking made no sense. No, that's great. This is good stuff. No, it's not. I'm not taking any of this out. I'm like still screwing in my microphone and trying to talk. Okay. I'm going to screw you.

Tim, you look pretty good, Tim. I need to plug into the wall. Tim's got, okay, we got plug problems. We got numerology problems today. This is all good stuff, though. Okay, yeah, this is good stuff. Oh, we're still on? So we're saving it and this is on pod? Oh my God.

Yes. Why would anyone listen to this crap? I want our show to be polished stuff. No. Proper talk. Now I'm plugged in. I'm ready to go. This is our best episode yet.

Tim, you're in a new location. Yeah. And there's a trio of Star Wars posters behind you. And I gotta say, it pisses me off that they're the VHS tapes that I remember, but the middle one is wrong. What is the middle one?

There's supposed to be a stormtrooper on that thing, and it's something else. What is that? Is it Darth Maul? It looks like a laptop. Oh, it looks like Red Five standing by. Who's Red Five? five looks like a like a rebellion uh fighter like a not a typhoon x-wing so you got you got vader and then you got some ships and then you got yoder that should be as there should be a stormtrooper in the middle

for empire i'll talk to you where's p3po um uh you know when you get an airbnb there's like a little uh they send you a p PDF on the day you check in With some information It did say apologies about the middle one And I didn't know what that was referring to What does that mean? Were they like And the one on the

And the one on the right is Baby Yoda's dad And you're like that's not even That's just baby Yoda That's young Yoda Just one Yoda he just has different ages right, is Baby Yoda's dad. And you're like, that's not even, that's just Baby Yoda. That's Young Yoda. Just one Yoda. He just has different ages.

He's not Yoda's son. Mike, you know it's not Young Yoda. It's not? No. Oh, it's Grogu. Yes. But do they call him Baby Yoda? I don't watch the show.

Grogu is Yoda? Mike, you've made that painfully obvious. But I am happy to see in the trailer that they've got a few little Babu Fricks. Babu Fricks? Oh, I haven't seen. I might tune in. You're happy? I might tune in just to see those guys. I always say one Pedro show at a time, so I'm just waiting.

Yeah, that is wild that he's... Now, you watch The Mandalorian, Jeff. One and two, yeah. Okay. Does Pedro take his... Does Mandalorian take his helmet off much? Mike, I'm not going to spoil such things. But my question is, who's in the suit?

Is he actually in the suit? I bet you... I had this conversation with somebody earlier. I bet you now he doesn't have... Now he's a busy man. He's famous. Maybe he's not in the suit. Early on, I bet you he gave a shit,

and they had the artistry of like, we're really going to do it. That's hard to hear. But, you know, like Robert Downey Jr., he's not in the Iron Man suit these days. He doesn't have time for that. No, I know. That's the best thing.

He gets to put that on, just shoot his face for a little while, and have the screen, the little images on his face from the inside of the... Say a couple smart aleck things. I got to say, I would like to have one of those Iron Man suits. No way.

Have one? You know what I mean? Blast around. You got super... Yeah, wear it around. But I'd still wear clothes and stuff over it. No, I bet it has a cooling system. You didn't think Stark Industries

thought of that? No, every time he leaves the suit, he's sort of like, whew, whew. Oh, God, I hope we don't have any adventures to go on in there anymore. Anybody got a little Croy? Damn. Anytime when Tony Stark takes out the suit, he always sits it out on the balcony, and he goes, I gotta let it sit outside, otherwise

it's gonna stink. Yeah, it's like hockey pads. He's just like, oh, put these things away. It's going to stink like an old egg. That's a big problem. My sophomore year of college, my roommate Joe made a big deal of make sure those go out on the balcony. They're going to stink. I was like, I don't want to bring them in.

You think I want your sweaty pads in here? No, I'm trying. Wait, they're his? I thought he was lecturing you about your pads. Oh, no. I lectured him about his and I told him. He thought you were going to be like, what do these pads feel like? What does it feel to be like Iron Man for a day?

And then I said, I watched Sopranos tonight. And he said, any gunplay? Same guy. Oh, yeah, that's him. Any good gunplay? Does maybe Ant-Man, Iron Man has a crossover? Iron Ant could be good. Now this we're cutting.

I think that might be fun. The Iron Ants. Yeah, that's an usher's delight, Mike. For the listener who hasn't heard before, usher's delight is an usher's delight because no one's there, so he doesn't have much work to do. Empty Theater, Usher's Delight.

Yes. Very nice. No cleaning up the popcorn, the sticky gum. It's our patch. Had I known that these posters would make this conversation, I would have definitely taken them down and showed the same episode. But I'm in Arizona, the Sunshine State. And you're wearing a very arizona shirt there i wore a santa fe shirt because i thought it would be a good look when i'm driving it looks good it looks good thank you um me and our our friend ben that we're all friends with

we've been threatening for a decade to come to baseball spring training down here and they do it in glendale arizona so we're going to go to dodgers game but we uh i'm on script for the the show that i'm writing for so i had a week where i didn't have to be in the office i could write from home but i said i'm ben's got a house in arizona in phoenix for a month i'm gonna drive down to phoenix i'm gonna write my little episode in arizona so i'm'm doing a Southwest kind of thing. We had fry bread yesterday and green chili stew. Ooh. And here's the main thing I wanted to report.

This is major, a major innovation that I found. You know how, I think I mentioned on the pod, I'm trying, I'm putting an effort. I'm trying to become a pothead but marijuana doesn't really agree with me you are oh you're trying to be okay I'm trying to see if I can do it before I turn 40 you're sort of trying to woo marijuana

I'm trying to dance with lady weed yeah sure Mr. Green Thumb it doesn't all I do is smoke it and then sit down and get scared. And, um, I don't know. I'm so scared. I don't know.

I'm scared. I didn't smoke enough. I wanted to, uh, give it another shot last night. And, uh, uh, but I had an amazing discovery. Well, I, uh, I burned my throat. So it's a bad, it's a bad experience overall, but here's what I wanted to report to the public. Pull through.

Okay. Yeah. Go ahead. I pulled through. bad it's a bad experience overall but here's what i wanted to report to the public pull through okay yeah i pulled through um while i was uh uh wigging out i had a um there's a candy um it's called queen bee fizzing whizbees have you ever heard of this it's a chocolate it's a chocolate that has a harry potter world it's from the harry pot world. And I don't support J.K. Rowling, quite frankly. Do you support Harry Potter, though? The character, yeah. What about Ron? Well, me and Daniel Radcliffe collabed on Digman,

so I guess we are co-workers. Anyway, picture little Timmy freaked out, scared, scared for his life, and then he pops in a candy that's got pop rocks. It popped in. The popping was popping all over my whole head. It was like machine gun fire. It was popped all over my whole body from the top of my head to the tip of my

toes. I was like, man, I don't know about this. Ended up in the backyard. I did. It was my whole body. I really, it honestly felt like a firework show in my skull. I felt it at the top of my head. Oh, this sounds delightful, Tim.

That's all you got to do is carry around a pack of those Miss Wisby's little popping things and you're good. Yeah. But is that, I've never heard of a stoner have Pop Rocks before. Did I invent it or is that already something? I'm sure a stoner in the years that smoking weed and Pop Rocks have been around together and it's candy. I'm sure a stoner in the years that smoking weed and pop rocks have been around together and it's candy I'm sure a stoner has eaten pop rock you figured out your identity you're an

enhancement smoker oh yeah you're just sort of plussing up these experiences I'm like a an adrenaline junkie like point break but if I just smoke the baby puff of normal weed I get scared and I cry and I have to go lay in my bed but but if i i do a bunch of innovative add-ons you have candies tim here's what i want you to do next time you're having a uh you know experience i want you to take a pinch of weed you're gonna see some purple in it that's fine that's actually much better for your experience put it in the bowl smoke it i want you to get your vinyl copy of Dark Side of the Moon's Pink Floyd's album. Put it on. I want you to sit down. I want you

to get comfortable. Mike, don't you know The Lord? That is the exact album that freaked him out. That's the album that scared me, Mike. Dark Side of the Moon? When did that happen? In college. I was sitting in a big circle of people and I was like, give me that fucking bong.

Whoa, you are not ready for bongs, my man. It was a 10-footer. Still, I'm saying, I don't know, how many times have I smoked weed? Imagine if you've smoked weed 30 times and 27 times you freaked out and cried when you keep trying. This was the first one where um i just got self-conscious i'm sitting in a circle and i just got quiet which is what always happens but my my roommate's girlfriend goes tim are you okay not cool and i everybody's attention uh came to me and she was like tim what's wrong with you and i was like oh no and then she pulled it like a tissue out and

was like maybe this will help and she was like dangling a tissue in front of me and i was like what the fuck you're like why would that help uh i i stood up i was like i gotta go and i went up to my room i closed the door laid in bed and i was like i don't know what to do maybe i'll put on dark side of the moon and then right right off the bat, that was... Freaked me out. It was popping all around my room like Pop Rocks in a skull. Wait a minute. Pop Rocks were good a second ago. Now they're bad?

Yeah. But were the Pop Rocks good? Or I couldn't tell if you liked that or not. For me, it was the highlight. It was good. It was very fun. It felt like a firework show and I enjoyed it. Nice. Okay. Centering. Wow. It felt like a firework show, and I enjoyed it. Nice.

Okay. Centering. Wow, that is some good shit chat. We covered the posters. We covered the pop rocks. Babu Frick, we talked about. We haven't acknowledged yet on the pod that the tour is canceled, unfortunately. Yeah, unfortunately.

We got some work that came up, and I had to back out. Oh, yes. Well, congrats, Mike. Well, we're happy for you, Mike. We're very excited. Thank you. Thank you. We want your bank account to be sky high, Michael. That's always been my goal.

That's the thing. It's pro bono. No. I just like the project so much. It's pro bono. I'm going on tour with a crappier band. They need help. They need it. We don't have fans.

You're going out with U2? Yeah. Professional Bono. Bono. Sunny Bono. That would be awesome if we could open for, or maybe close for U2. How about that? Yeah, I'd do that.

Is that enough for shit chat can we get into the fucking booze news please it's booze news hit it what is up guys bonjour we are looking at how to brand of cognac brandy from France Niaq, Niaq. Niaq, Niaq. Niaq, Niaq. It's booze news. Niaq, Niaq. We are back to front cloth on the right way around Al-Riyadi. Sacre bleu.

And I will see you soon in the wonderful world of wine and spirits. Au revoir. Au revoir. Au revoir. That's good. Niaq, Niaq was sent to us by Tommy, a. us by Tommy aka Teenage Fan Sub on the Sloppy Boys Discord which you can get access to and connect with Slopheads

if you subscribe to our Patreon and if you have a Booze News theme email it to thesloppyboyspodcast at gmail.com that was wild and wicked you know what's crazy is like that's a pretty like hyped up beat you know like the jump beat and to hear the really close mic'd quiet nyak nyak yeah it worked into it it's just like dude it's too crazy of a juxtaposition it made me freak out it was a yeah that's a that's a weed

freak out you don't want um that is a cool that is a cool beat though on the crisscross's jump i saw a great little breakdown i follow a bunch of these instagram accounts where they like take a famous song and they break it down into like this five or six samples that turned it into that beat and that was a particularly fucked up one that was like had reverse stuff and yeah what was that one loop is like six different yeah i think it's that is um funky worm by ohio players just a part of it. Oh, I know that song. Yeah. Hell yeah.

That's a funny song. Well, anyway, what's the actual booze news? Well, top story in booze news, this was bound to happen. 28 ambulances at UMass called on one day due to the Borg. Yep, yep, yep, yep. The University of Massachusetts is warning students about the viral TikTok Borg. Yep, yep, yep, yep. The University of Massachusetts is warning students about the viral TikTok Borg drink after

28 ambulances were called to parties. Folks, you gotta be careful when you Borg. That happened at UMass? You know what I would say to them about the Borg? It's educational! Huh? Yes.

What's that? That's the Pixies UMass UMass also it's an educational place we talked about it we said the Borg is called a black out rage gallon nothing in that name suggests a responsible time

yeah we said it. So wait, all those students are listening to the Sloppy Boys podcast and we have to be careful. We're influencers and we don't know who's listening. We're getting kids killed. We should be a little more responsible.

We're getting the word out there to say that it's dangerous. They actually probably left the hospital extremely hydrated. That's maybe it was overhydration why they called the ambulances in the first time. Yeah, read past the headline, folks. They went to the hospital for overhydration. You have to click the article, please. We told people, don't drink a whole Borg in one sitting.

Put it in your fridge. Take little pulls off it all week. Go. And make it a lifestyle. Make it a lifestyle. Make it a lifestyle. But this was all happening at, it was, it said like, well, it's unclear if 28 instances were all related to Borg. UMass officials said they had never seen so many of these drinks

before Saturday's Blarney blowout. So it was like a big St. Patrick's Day Blarney blowout, and the kids were all shakes calm the ambulances can you imagine being a paramedic who doesn't listen to the sloppy boys probably doesn't have like an active social life isn't very like cool or popular and then like walks into this college party and just sees all these brightly colored gallons of like of borgs everywhere you'd be like oh no what the fuck is going on here? I know. Who are these people? That would be crazy to see that and be like, what?

What are these giant plastic, colorful jugs doing everywhere? I wonder if there's a part of the health world, the health community, that keeps an eye on TikTok and be like, hey, look, we're seeing

trends of kids eating Tide Pods, so this is something we should be aware of. Or Borgs. Be aware of it. Maybe get the word out through us. We'll just say no more Borgs. No more Borgs. That's the job of a podcast.

Yep. We have a platform. We have the third best podcast in the world, so that's nice. Yeah. Get to the third of the people. Now, I thought it was third best comedy podcast according to vulture but oh yes and that was expired that's expired no oh oh and it hurts like so many milks yeah like so many milks very nice very nice could you imagine how many milks expire every day in America alone? Alone.

Milks. Milks? No milk could ever be our milk. Three or four. My dad says milk. Oh, the people who say milk. Oh, that hits my ear nastily. That's a nutritionist.

My dad is from Chumpsford, Mass. Yeah. Oh. I don't know. Milk. It's like an East Coast-, Mass. Yeah. Oh. I don't know. Milk. It's like an East Coast-y thing. Milk. Milk and vanilla is...

Yep. I have the I in vanilla. You know what I used to say people used to get on me? I used to be like, I'm going to go to my room. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like rum or like rough. And they were like, no, Jeffer.

No, Jefferson. It's roof and room. No, Jeffer. Jeffer. You can make fun of them for saying Jeffer instead of Jefferson it's roof and room jeffer you can make fun of them for saying jefferson it's roof and room well it's jefferson i have people who call me jeffer nobody you guys really oh that's nice really is it is it peepaw and ming bang yeah it's pretty much like cousins and yeah and weenie jeffer yeah they don't call me dots the way that the cool people do yeah it's just duds I actually have this weird thing where I say every word perfectly

Perfectly enunciated Yes, you really get the S and P out in soup case Got him Stop Oh, I could wring your little neck right now You should never have told me that You would enjoy it? What the hell?

Every time I tell you guys something, you use it against me. You weaponize it. You use it or lose it. It's a nasty campaign. Nasty. Well, you're a nasty man. Nasty man. I'm looking at a couple of nasty boys.

I think we're getting a little off track. Is the booze use complete? Fine. Wrap it up. Jeff, what was that? I recognize it. It's just from a keyboard. Ooh.

What song is it? it okay it's a whole story i was circuit bending i was circuit so you so you stopped us from having fun and booze news to now tell us a circuit bending that was fun and you're and you're acting like you're put upon to tell us your circuit bendings fine i guess i'll give in it's a mystery i was circuit bending a muppets keyboard and it freaked out and then that song played and it's not a song that's on the muppet keyboard so what happens is casio uses these boards over and over and over again so somewhere deep in its digital brain that was probably used on some other keyboard and i conjured it out of it that's interesting i remember you when you were

doing circuit bending i was like je, Jeff, this is interesting. I don't get it, but it seems to make you happy. Yeah, sort of my Donatello phase. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. But enough about that. I want to hear about the drink of the day. Oh, speaking of the drink of the day, at the beginning of the show, Jeff, you said,

you know, the show, the Sloppy Boys, here's Mike, here's Tim. I said, what is up? I meant to say, what is up? St. Patrick's Day stylies. Right, right, right. Top of the morning to all. Yeah, top of the morning. Listen. Hope you're wearing green.

Because today's drink of the day is none other than the Guinnessy. You've had not had it's not exciting though sounds great you've heard her oh yes that's how i knew it's the new borg basically oh yeah wait uh okay it's the new thing we're going to be apologizing for next week.

Recently, there was a viral TikTok from TikTok user DW38, and I brought the one-minute clip. Take a listen. I never really had Guinness before, but I know when you mix it with the Hennessy, you get Guinnessy. So I'm going to shotgun this bad boy, and hopefully it'll taste pretty good. I know it's dark as hell because I poured one in the glass and followed the instructions on it, like letting it wait and all that.

But I figured, why not shotgun? So I got the Guinness and the Hennessy, and let's shotgun this bitch. Let's see. Try not to waste it everywhere. He's got the little nip up top. Yeah. Pierce the bottom with a car key. Key or something.

Yeah. He's chugging. He's glugging he's loving it oh that wasn't bad at all right though i love the country in the background could have done better on the burp though i like that let's go get it guinnessy now is he the founder of Guinessy? Well he said that he heard it But I couldn't find Any etymology before

This was the viral clip That made everybody know it I don't think so I think maybe He made it sound like he came up with the idea for shotgunning You know it made it sound like I've heard that if you mix this with this But I figure I'll maybe it's he made it sound like he came up with the idea for shotgunning. You know, it made it sound like I've heard that if you mix this with this is this. But I figure I'll shotgun it. So we're doing it TikTok style.

But I guess you could mix these however you see fit. How are you? Damn well, please. If you couldn't tell for the listening to that audio. Yeah, it was a tall boy can of Guinness with a hennessy cognac nip turned upside down in it and then he poached the bottom and chugged this video got a big reaction you got a lot of people saying oh i tried it it's good then you got irish people saying it's sacrilege to defile their their proud creation of guinness there's articles, there's people doing it, and the sloppy boys are going to do it here on the pod.

Woo! That's great. Hey, is there such a thing as a 12-ounce Guinness can? Yeah. It only comes in the big ones. No, yeah. They have small ones? I feel like I have seen a 16-ounce 12-ounce can. Really?

I'm ready to be disproved. I remember seeing like a little, there was a squat bottle that kind of looked like a Coors Banquet bottle that was a different Guinness, like extra stout or something that was not the frothy can. I've seen that, but I don't know.

Well, we know Guinness is very chuggable from its various bomb iterations. And in fact, I don't have nips. Couldn't find any. So I might actually have to go bomb stylies. Yeah, I'm going to go bomb stylies. But I did. I went to a liquor store and he only had, of Hennessy, he had a double nip.

Oh. But then that'll be, and I bought it. But then as a backup, I also, I looked at the nips. He didn't have any cognac, but there was brandy. I got an ENJ brandy normal size nip. What do you think I should use? Maybe that the Hennessy double nip and pour half of it out. Maybe I'll do that.

Okay. Wait, but, but you're doing shotgun or I'm going to shotgun. Yeah. Okay, great. I'll do,

I'll do bomb. And then I was also, I just searched Guinness. Oh, you're doing bomb. I got you said, you mean you're dropping a shot glass in. Cause I, cause I don't have a nip to balance upside down or whatever.

Copy that. But also, I saw a bunch of people just doing a sensible stir in. If you're the more conservative type listening at home. That's great. Yeah. If you want to if you want to treat it like a sipper, which might be a smarter idea. Something you sit with. Here's my question.

smarter idea. Something you sit with. Here's my question. These Guinness bottles, or these Guinness cans, have a little extra, some carbonation, I don't understand it, but if you pop a hole in it, is it going to, oh no, because you get the top open already. You have the top open already. I was wondering if it's going to shoot out.

I don't think it will. I mean, it's a messy endeavor. But you know what's weird is when you shotgun a beer, you puncture the hole first, and then you crack the top as you're drinking. This is weird because we've got to crack the top. So puncturing the hole might kind of be hard with a – you've got to make sure that you've got something sharp.

I might use a knife instead of a car key. Just be careful, please. One thing that we learned is – What the hell am I going to use? Fucking Guinness is Irish. You've guinness put a tower or something yeah i was just looking there's a tower over here uh guinness is irish and then hennessy is french cognac but it's named for an irish colonel or general or something like that so i could believe this is why it's it's a whole kind of a saint patrick's day kind of a vibe man

wow look at him go he's getting fucking whipped up. He's whipping. He's whapping. This sounds great. I can't wait to do it. Let's just go. Let's just for once go. Let's just go. Alright. Let's just go. Love it. Folks, enjoy the ads. And we're back with Guinness season hand.

Yes. Let's see. You guys hit any problems? I did. Yep. What? Jeff, you got a nice ball. You're ready.

You got your shot glass with your cognac and then you have your pint glass with your Guinnessinness michael what do you got i got here the the you know the standard thing i got just the hennessy upside down that looks really good but you gotta you know what you gotta do you gotta cut a bigger hole in the top of your guinness interesting oh you how did you do that knife just just like my trick push down the thing it's not your trick i do the thing Knife? Or just do my trick? Push down the thing. It's not your trick. I do the thing everyone does. You just push down the top. You know that I do that with every can ever, right? Yes, I know. So does everyone, Tim.

No, not everyone. I'm with Tim. That's Tim's thing. No, every college kid across America is pushing down their top. I like that you just can't let me have this, Mike. I have a way of a thing that I do because my friend Andrew Sullivan showed me to do it when I was 19, and now you say everybody does it?

I'll tell you plenty of people who don't do it. Who? I'll tell you someone who doesn't do it. Johnny Pemberton. And I'll tell you, I highly doubt Derek Waters does it. I would say almost for a fact that they do. Oh, shit. Well, I feel very stupid because I didn't do it. I had the double.

Yeah, how did you get your thing? Yeah, let's see that big nip. I didn't do it. I had the double. Yeah, how did you get your thing? Yeah, let's see that big nip. I didn't. The big nip looked like this. Oh, yeah. That's like a small. Yes, yes. It's like a small flask.

It's like a flask. Yeah. And I poured out half of it into a glass. And then when I tried to pour, go into the thing, it didn't fit. And just basically like all the Hennessy dumped out into the can. So I just have a pre-mixed. Did you drink some of it to make room for it i i had already

drank some of it to make room for it because i saw that it wasn't gonna fit but mike's yours look really nice how like the cognac is suspended in midair yeah it's kind of cool it doesn't go anywhere because of the what do we want to say here yeah The gravitation? The gyroscope of it all. I was taking my picture. I almost lost it. You guys ever see a margarita with a Corona in it? Same deal? Yeah, Coronarita. There you go. That's a cool

looking thing. Well, at least we got three different methods. I'm worried about piercing my can. How am I going to pierce a can that's not hard from the carbonation being in it? I know, it's going to bend or something. You're going to make a mess. This could get ugly. I'm going to get away from my computer a little bit when I do this. Yeah. Smart.

And you know what? I also got a glass right here because this could go everywhere. I might just have to go, whoa! Everything's got to go. And Tim, you're at an Airbnb, so you can just go nuts. It's not going to hurt your reputation anymore. That's true. The rental's not in my hand. He already has a bad reputation oh no i have a good reputation i just fought with i thought that one lady was like why eight brilliant reviews i thought you may have screwed you no we settled

we split the she wanted 350 i think i paid her 75 bucks and i said get the fuck out of here all right all right i threw the cash her. She ran away from me crying. She's like, you've been watching too much Sopranos, young man. Yeah, that's true. Well, is it game time? Do we do it? Yeah. I got to stand.

Tim, also, okay. Tim, you could just do a sensible sip. Nobody's making you shotgun. You just want to try it out? Well, I'm trying to make the podcast be a hit pod. I want it to be bigger than Joe Rogan. hold on all right i might go over by my sink okay great i'll be right here on the mic hold on here i go three two one let go ah

Okay, my keys are wet yeah How'd it go Tim got a little splash in the splash zone yeah I had to grab a towel too what's going on over there he's down I spilled it on the couch is the thing well it's alright Tim the numbers are in we're bigger than Joe Rogan

fuck you it worked you tell me this episode I've got hanford fighting me over the can i got you pushing me back on my uh uh shotgunning now also the last two you can't win i can't win the last two episodes of our patreon show i feel like me and je Jeff have been at each other's necks because accusing each other of cheating on our polls. This is a mess. Meanwhile, I'm starting to feel drunk from that drink already.

We need a retreat. We need some type of... Put the microphones down. Phoenix, baby. I'll get you some fry bread, some green chili stew. I'm leaving my microphone at home. I don't want to do podcasts. I want to just be with you guys. Yes, be a human with my boys. Yeah.

With my boys. It's my boys. People don't know that. That's the problem is that like when the three of us hang out, sometimes we'll just be like sitting around and, you know, the vibe is kind of like Jeff's sort of like, hey, let's take a deep dive into the drinks we love, you know? Yeah. But there's no recording.

We're not recording. Yeah. We're not recording. It's just that's how we are um this i'm glad i did this over the sink because of course i punctured the thing and it starts shooting out yeah that's the thing because like but you can't tip it because you know when you do like a shotgunning a beer you tip it so like it doesn't just pour out but the top's open it was so it was kind of a mess i I got most of it in and it has shotgunning and it's cool because you're like

Guinness taste, Guinness taste, Guinness taste, Hennessy taste. Like it doesn't have enough time to mix. Yeah. I gotta say, this was fine. I might do a next round just do a slow sipper so I can just like taste the taste a little bit more and sit with it. I had a lot more fun with a with like a guinness bomb with your your baileys or um what's the other

thing that we did like this not a um not a flaming dr pepper but a no it was a flaming dr pepper that was the flaming um amaretto into oh yeah but then we also did the kamikaze shot that was another drop yeah but but i guess we pound on the we also did the kamikaze shot. That was another drop. Oh, yeah. That's where we pound on the table. Was that a kamikaze bomb? Yeah. But the guy on the TikTok said... Sake bomb, sake bomb. But the guy on the TikTok said,

oh, yeah, you get the sweetness from the Hennessy. There's no sweetness in Hennessy. That should be DiSerono. I want to put DiSerono in a Guinness. Oh! DiSerono in Guinness. Jefferson. That's brilliant. That's the drink.

Guinnessy. Get the fuck out of here, Guinnessy. That would be like a milkshake. I have to say, I was shotgunning, so I was chugging so fast I didn't taste anything. It's not until you finish the whole thing youp, and you taste your burp. Yeah. I just tasted a Guinness, and I feel, I can feel a little bit of the, more of a burn from Cognac. I mean, it's a very smooth drink. I can feel it.

But overall, I kind of think, I wish that I was sipping on one rather than shotgunning because I didn't really get a taste for it. Yeah. Well, all the things we do for ratings, though. I would say the three of us at this point, after doing those, each of us have a Guinness within us. That's

true right there. And I am going to... I lost a lot of... I gotta say I did lose a lot of my Guinness in the sink. I'm going to open another one. Hey, crack them if you got them. Oh my god, oh my god. Yeah, i'm just gonna drink the remains of my draft stout um let's talk um he's pouring in a glass folks folks um let's talk i'm with you let's talk carb let's talk about shotgunning. Shotgunning. Yes. Because I, it's not my preferred method of thinking.

I'm not a fan. No, no, no. I'm not a fan. If I got a nip, I would be bummed that I would have to be shotgunning in front of my laptop and nice mic. Oh, yeah, that's a mess. But then also even just normal shotgunning. Did you ever, like, was that a thing with your groups of friends that you did it ceremonially? No, I think I was always like a little, like, I can drink beers now, obviously.

But when I was younger, during the shotgunning days, I was a little slow to drink beer. I didn't love the taste of it. So I was like, oh, if I shotgun one, I think I'm going to throw up. So I was like, yeah, you guys do it. I don't know how to do it. Well, I mean, i'm not even opposed to like the uh sort of clownish nature of it like uh me either it's kind of funny but i like to do the the beer bong and like i've done all sorts of funneling and weird shit but i think like

shotgunning is just a shitty inefficient messy way of going about things like i would do it at a pool party with a bud light where near a pool right beer can just slosh everywhere everybody's wet anyway or or whatever do you ever do that thing where you're taking champagne bottles and you pop them and you're then you shake it up and you're spraying the foam all over a bunch of models by a pool that you do that you do that do i do that yeah yeah people spray me though sometimes i'm walking walking around like, hey, stop it. You're getting that shit in my eyes now. These shoes are snake skin, man.

I'm covered in Corbel. You're asking them, I'm covered in Corbel? I'm like, yeah. What is this, Corbel? What crap is this? It better be Corbel. It's not champagne if it's not Korbel. I'm mad at them. What is this?

This isn't Korbel. Why did you call Poe Korbel? Man, I don't know. I like the idea of shotgunning, but I'd rather do any other sort of stunty move. Give me the funnel. Give me the ice luge. Give the boo body shot i think i like have you ever i've have you ever done that i've never done that that's no i never be too cool i don't actually don't think i have um you

calling me out i i'm remembering one time i i did a body shot off the supermodel where she poured the shot like on the top of her forehead and my mouth was like down at her feet so it had to go all the way down make its way and by the time i by the time it got to my mouth i drank it and i was like it tastes so fucking sweaty and salty from your skin and hair your body. You gotta trim your body hair. From your skin and hair. Your body hair. She was like, yeah, yeah, well, I'm sorry. And I was like, no, I'm telling you, you gotta leave.

No, I'm sorry. This is disgusting. You ruined a perfectly good amber IPA. Pour it all over here. It's a 12-ounce beer. And while we're talking, I got to tell you, I would appreciate if you smile more around here. Ouch, Tim.

Oh, God. What? What? Well, hey, we should do body shots on the pod sometime. We should do them off each other. You do a shot off of somebody's belly button? Yeah, you lick salt off Tim's neck, yeah. And then you take a shot between my pecs. We got to get you a gym membership.

You're going to Hanford, farts the shot into your mouth. And I throw the shot glass up there and just kind of scoot it with my booty um this has come up in the pod before but we used to go to we used to go to the legendary defunct gross pervy uh karaoke bar in the valley called dimples and the old old owner would always be like ladies you get a free blowjob shot and And I remember us watching that happen where a guy put... And what is a blowjob? It's like Bailey's probably. But I think it's got a bunch of whipped cream on it or something.

So in order to drink it, you have to get whipped cream on your nose or something. Demoralizing. I don't want whipped cream on the nose. Well, we talked about when we conquered the IBA, moving on to that restaurant's menu. Tim, you remember? Oh, yeah. Cook your own steaks?

Hanford hasn't been here. I haven't been. What's the place called? It's a great restaurant. In Monterey Park, California, there's a restaurant called The Venice Room, and it is the greatest place on earth. It is a dive bar, Venetian themed for no reason.

And then there is the food menu is great because there's a grill, like a char broiler grill in the back of the room. And when you order a steak steak like a ribeye you get a raw ribeye on a plate with uncooked garlic bread just like the garlic butter on a bread and then uh baked potato in the foil oh i don't think i even love the garlic bread and it's like a bloody steak in in butcher paper and then you just like throw a bunch of shit on it they got you know you can have montreal steak spice you can have lowry's salt you can have uh old bay and then you put it on a grill

yourself and you flip it yourself and then you eat it but the that was the backstory in the place jeff's talking about the drink menu is fucking fantastic it's all such a blast from the past it's all the weird shit that you would never see on a normal menu like the menu printed has stuff written on it like blowjob shot printed with no lamination just printed on a remember i ordered like a red headed red red headed slut or something yeah it's like just stuff that you would never see in the city limits yeah but all these drinks it's all like drinks that have been booted off the iba list but they're legit like if you google them like none of the venice room didn't invent any of these drinks they all exist when you google them so yeah when we run out of iba shit that's another like 80

drinks that are like most of them invented from like 1965 to 1990 right and it's like that's fun that's gonna be fun all those different variations of the six on the beach and it's a lot of the dark ages stuff, but it's and they don't all have like too hot for TV names, but it's a lot of fun. I had like I had a dirty alligator and a buttery nipple and like it's just all

dumb shit. It's all so sweet, but it's also fun. The dick the butt crack. Yeah, I don't like the one that says crack the the the crack and then a parenthesis the butt crack the soggy ass all right well um why do you think why do you think i said johnny pemberton when you guys asked me to say a person's name? It's the perfect. Of everyone on earth. I haven't bumped into Johnny Pemberton in a year.

Yeah, sure. And it just popped into my, I was just trying to think of a person. And we like Johnny Pemberton. We like Jerry Warris. Great guys. Yes. Johnny Pemberton's funny as fuck. A fragment of the listenership will know that name.

Johnny, if you're listening, come on the pod. Come on, Johnny. Defend yourself. Defend yourself. Would you change anything? Yes. I want to just pour a nice shot into a nice beer and sip it like an adult. Here's the thing.

I only bought one of those Hennessy nips, so I'm just doing Guinness alone. Michael, do you have any DiSerono? Ooh, I might have some. I do. I do. I might do that. Is that against the spirit of the Guinnessy episode? No, it's round two.

No, we'll try. This is the second round. We're doing what we gotta do. This could be the Sloppy Boys drink. Like, that's huge. Oh. It feels more, though, a cold weather drink, and it feels like maybe around the next holiday season, we're drinking DeSerenos and Guinness if they're good. Ooh, let's give it a whirl.

If they're good. If they're good. And that remains to be seen. So, folks, why don't you listen to some ads? And when we come back, we'll have round two. Peace. As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors, like high blood pressure developed during pregnancy,

which can put us two times more at risk of heart disease or stroke. Know your risks. Visit heartandstroke.ca. our bag with round two of guinnessy i think i might just want to like sit and sip my disaronno version versus bomb yeah but i want to hear about it don't don't bother it sounds luxurious yeah okay good i have devastating news i did not have any more Di Serrano. I had the bottle with like a tiny... I'm sure you had the bottle. Absolutely, you had the bottle sitting right there.

The bottle's right there. We all had the bottle. So what I did, I put the tiniest bit in my mouth and then put some Guinness in my mouth. I couldn't tell if it was good or not. How much Di Serrano are you putting in there, Jeff? I'm basically not doing a whole pint of Guinness in my mouth. I couldn't tell if it was good or not. How much Z-Ceron are you putting in there, Jeff? I'm basically not doing a whole pint of Guinness. I'm doing like, I got a 12 ounce.

Actually, fuck it. I'll just basically. I got a Guinness with my other, the rest of my Hennessy just poured into it. I'm going to sip like a gentleman. Good, good. Hennessy, Tennessee. And that's the Hennessy tendency.

I'm sipping. Sip away. I'm right behind you. I've got that Hennessy, Tennessee. And that's the Hennessy Tendency. I'm sipping! Sip away. I'm right behind you. I've got that Hennessy Tendency. Well, this tastes good and I like it, but a normal Guinness is better and a Hennessy Neat is better. Gotta say, this might not

be a great use of Hennessy. Just in general. Hennessy's expensive. Jeff, you like Hennessy a lot, right? Haven a great use of Hennessy, just in general. Hennessy's expensive. Jeff, you like Hennessy a lot, right? Didn't you? Yeah. Haven't you been on Hennessy recently? Yeah. Yeah, okay.

I've been on that Henny. Here's what I do. Get a big cube. Basically, you're making an old-fashioned. Get a big cube, dash of simple syrup, dash of orange bitters, Hennessy, and why don't you twist a little lemon rind on there and that's just like a really nice uh sort of an alternate old-fashioned like a cognac old-fashioned but oh that's really good that's my preferred method of drinking hennessy

this is a waste of hennessy in my opinion damn okay oh i went to a bar recently that had just like they had like cubed ice and like a went to a bar recently that had just like, they had like cubed ice in like a bin and stuff, but they also had just like a big huge cube of ice that they were like using an ice pick for just like cracking

big pieces off of it and they're like chipping those down. It was like, oh, that's kind of neat. Damn. I don't know if it's necessary, but kind of neat to see.

You ever see The Sting? Yeah. The movie The Sting? The Sting. Yep. Paul Newman. At one point, they discover Paul Newman and he's hungover, right? Yeah. Robert Redford finds Paul Newman, and he's got a big block of ice in the sink, and he's chipping it up into small

things so he can ice his face and look normal. Yep. I like a big block ice. We should just bring that back. And I like Paul Newman. We watched Slapshot on the blowout, everybody. Get over there. Pay the Patreon. Sign up for the Patreon. Patreon.com slash the sloppy boys.

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Okay. Knee jerk. Final thoughts? The proportions aren't nailed on my DeSorono version. You getting the DeSorono? How many ounces did you put? Basically a shot, like an ounce and a half, one of these. I bet a half-half shot would be good.

Or just like, I feel like less Guinness. I feel like it's just drowning in Guinness. Can you taste it? I wouldn't mind drowning in the Guinness. Yeah, I can taste it, and it tastes good. But I'm not tap dancing, that's all. So it's not going to light the world on fire like I thought? Not yet.

It needs a little time in the test kitchen. Well, for now, let's give our final thoughts on the Guinnessy. Well, you're not going to believe this. You guys think Cal P.K., he's a pushover.

He likes everything. This is a waste of Hennessy. It's not worth it. Don't do it. Yeah, this is not a... Yeah, I'm with it. I'm sipping one right now and it's worse than Hennessy neat, and it's worse than Guinness.

And when I did a shotgun, I had a little bit of fun, but I would have fun shotgunning anything. So this might be my – in 126 episodes, this might be my very first not order again. And specifically not, like if somebody said, Tim, want to do a Guinnessy shot? I would be like, no,

I'm going to chug a Guinness with you. I'll shotgun a Guinness with you and then I'll sip my Hennessy after. Yeah, I want a Guinness and a Hennessy, but don't cross the streams. It's both. I mean, we're talking about premium ingredients. This was like $20 to put this drink together.

Don't shotgun it. Near the twain shall meet. You didn't have any other not order agains? I dragged my feet on a couple. I can't believe it. I've been like a wimpy order again, and I've said, or this is not so good. But not your favorite type thing? Yeah.

But I, oh, wait. No, there was one that I said was gross. I feel like there was one that all three of us were like, nah, pass. Stinger, maybe? Yeah. Was I, I, uh, Oh wait, no, there was one that I said was gross. I feel like there was one that all three of us were like, nah, pass stinger. Yeah. What is the stinger? No,

I like the stinger, but there, I feel like there was one that I hated. I don't even remember the stinger. There's a good handful that I'm like, if they're not remarkably bad or good, I just file them away. It's,

uh, it's, it's, uh, creme de menthe and cognac. Oh yeah. Yeah. Some of ours were red or some of ours were yeah. Some of ours were red, or some of ours

were green, some of us were clear. Oh, you know, I was kind of hard on the Martinez because I was like, I would rather have a Manhattan or a Martini. Ah, yeah. But, yeah. Yeah, this isn't really in Oregon

for me. You know, like mine didn't even mix. I got the Guinness first, and then the Hennessy, and then I was done. I will say I'm feeling a nice buzz. Getting a little nice buzzerino. Well, sure. Jeff, of course, you've had a lot of alcohol. I feel like my face is really red.

Do I look like a fucking tomato? No, you look pretty good. Yeah, you look like an heirloom tomato. One of the orange skin colored ones. Good. Perfect. I did a spray tan. Mike, did you give your final thoughts? Submit them, please. Yes, it was not Oregon.

Okay. Yeah, I'll say when you're in the grocery store, go ahead, buy the Guinness. Definitely get that Hennessy on hand but uh don't mix you gotta keep them separated i agree don't order again um damn don't don't order again um i just saw something kind of cool i did my signature patented top of the can thing and only i do where i kind of press down and I ripped the can open. So the thing was bigger.

I'm looking down that mechanism that makes the Guinness all frothy. The widget. It's like a, it's like a ping pong ball. I thought I was picturing like a little, a short little cylinder or something. Yeah. I know.

I'm seeing a ping pong ball in there. I was picturing just like i was picturing like a little man in there like a little homunculus yeah he's working really hard he's like he's pumping a little accordion to create little bubbles how does the widget work i'm reading here on the can upon opening the famous round plastic widget in every can unleashes a nitrogen through the beer creating the creamy head and iconic surge that's distinctively guinness But what does that mean? I don't get it. How come upon opening that releases it?

How come it's not pre-released? This might be the type of science we're not ready to understand yet. This is for chemists. I know, I've got my... Oh, I see. I've got my flashlight out. I see. I got my flashlight out. I'm looking now in it. Show yourself.

Just waiting for a nice big joke to go out on. It'll present itself. Maybe a couple of your co-hosts will supply you with that. Let's see. What do I got? I'm a funny guy. I should be able to manufacture something. I just heard a really funny joke.

I just heard a really funny joke. I just, I just heard a really funny joke. I have one after my mom. My mom told me a joke yesterday. So after you go, I'll go. Okay. Okay. This is not my joke.

It's a friend of mine. What does, uh, what does Shrek call the space bar on a keyboard? What? Long key. Yes. Like donkey, but long key. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. what donkey yes like donkey but donkey Jeff will that work

for your purposes no I think we need one more okay my mom told me you know there's a man in Minnesota who loved his wife so much that he told her sorry there's a man in Minnesota his wife so much that he told her. Sorry?

There's a man in Minnesota. He loved his wife so much that he told her. He told her. Midwestern people very repressed. Giving with love. See, I was looking for

he told her as like a, is that a city or something in Minnesota? A play on words. Maybe there's a Minnesota accent that is obscuring the true meaning. Is it possible that the delivery was inhibited by two pints of

Guinness and two shots of Hennessy. No, no, I don't think so. No, no, no, of course. That would be ridiculous. That's our show. Follow us on social media at The Sloppy Boys where we release these recipes ahead of time. And hey, if you can't get enough boys,

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Yeah, you sort of already have all the episodes. Yeah, you're living them. Wouldn't make sense, Tim, in your case. But everybody else, they should. Get on board. Try it out. Pony up the books. Good episode, guys.

I am hankering to get back to the old IBA. We've got to conquer it. Yeah, we've got some funky ones coming up. Some toughies. I'm looking forward to picking up some Chambord. I think that's black raspberry liqueur and it comes in a weird little bulb.

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