The Sloppy Boys - 17. Hurricane

Episode Date: February 12, 2021

The guys suck down a Mardi Gras staple born during the Second World War.HURRICANE RECIPE2oz/60ml White Rum2oz/60ml Dark Rum2oz/60ml Orange Juice1oz/30ml Passion Fruit Juice1oz/30ml Lime Juice.5 tbsp GrenadineShake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a hurricane glass filled with ice. Garnish with a cherry and an orange slice.Recipe via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. Yo, Jeff, what do you know? And Tim Kalpakis. Hey, happy Mardi Gras, everybody. Honk, honk. Wow, I can't believe the people over at Anchor.com paid us to go down to Mardi Gras. We're down here in New Orleans.

This is great. Oh, yeah. Whoa, look at the beads. Look at here in New Orleans. This is great. Oh, yeah. Whoa, look at the beads. Look at all the wild floats. This is unbelievable. Over there, I see Cajun Man, the Adam Sandler character. Yes, good for him.

Hello, Cajun Man. Hey, over here. Look at all those people over there flashing their nudity at us. Whoa. Look at all that nudity. Hey, that guy's flashing his butt. I don't think they like us around here.

Let's go back to our homes. We're back, baby. That sucked. That was a close one. You guys haven't been to Mardi Gras, have you? No, I've been to New Orleans and I love it, but I have not been there for the Gras. I have not been to New Orleans, but I hear it's great.

And the one thing I love, I think I've made this point more than clear on the podcast. I love Las Vegas because I can walk outside down the street with a drink. I think that's very cool. Oh, it is cool. And I know you can do that down in McGraw. Imagine a whole city of that. You can, you know, there's other streets.

I want to say Beale Street in Memphis, maybe even Duval Street in Key West, but where else do you have a whole city where they say, you order a cocktail and they say, for here to go. Now that's a nice thing to do. All year round? All year round. You're telling me on Christmas day, I here to go. Now, that's a nice thing. All year round? All year round.

You're telling me on Christmas Day, I go to a bar, I get a beer, they say, here to go. Not only Christmas morning, you could do that April 30th on my birthday. Hello. Hello. You could. You could do that September 20th, my mom's birthday. I would do that. Donna's birthday. Get out there and celebrate actually i've been uh you guys are gonna be getting an email from me i was thinking this

year on my mom's uh 68th birthday that we should all go down to new orleans why don't we just do a zoom a 68th birthday for a zoom for your mom yeah yeah that's what i meant but you guys better be ready to flash because she's got a lot of beads she's looking to get rid of nice hey i know new orleans very well very well because i watched the real world new orleans in the year 2000 so you're basically a local yeah yeah who was on that season oh you got the mormon girl was the m. Who's the Miz? The Miz was a guy who, yeah, he ended up becoming like a, he's like a big time wrestler right now. Oh, I don't remember. WWE.

Don't you remember when we were interning in LA, we went to the Saddle Ranch on the Sunset Strip. And there were all these real world road rules people hanging out. And I want to say it was because the ms worked there no no someone else i think he was he was working on a drink there that's what you mean by working me i was working on that mechanical bull yeehaw yeehaw yadidoo um the the ms yes i remember when he was the show, and it was like he liked wrestling on the real world, and he was an amateur wrestler. I was like, oh, that's kind of funny or weird. And then he became a superstar.

Dang. So you follow your dreams. Yeah, it looks like he was on the next season. Oh. Back to New York. Back to New York. Hey, did you guys know that there was a real world season during the year that Jersey Shore exploded, and they just didn't air it? to New York. Back to New York. Hey, did you guys know that there was a real world season during

the year that Jersey Shore exploded and they just didn't air it? Oh, really? Oh, really? And because the MTV contracts are so bad, those poor kids filmed an entire season of a show that never saw the light of day. And then also they couldn't do any other television work for like a long, long time. And they probably like didn't get paid because it's a reality. And that sucks. Yeah. That's a bummer. When, when real world came to LA and there was one episode where they shot an improv

show at the IO Olympic. I'd forgotten I was on the real world. Yes. We, the real world, uh, did a, an improv class and we, my improv team battled them in an improv battle. And won. And we won. We, like it was packed. The whole theater was packed for like a little improv show that usually didn't

get anybody. Well, it was the highlight of the whole series to me. Oh, thank you. That's nice of you to say. Mine was, mine was the Miz. Wait a me. Oh, thank you. That's nice of you to say. Mine was the Miz. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I fear we've gotten wildly off topic on this cocktail podcast.

You want to get into some booze news for once? Yes. All right. Okay. Now you guys make an interesting sound there. You said do, do, do, do, do. And this brings me to my point. Oh. Tonight's Booze News is a little bit different

because it's kind of reporting on itself. If you think about, think about like when NBC is breaking news about Matt Lauer being a predator, you know, and you're like, oh, they're in the news, they're covering. Sort of meta. Well, I, as the editor of booze news

editor-in-chief you're the editor of booze news yeah i created the show i'm the ep i created the show and then you guys are my reporters okay okay that that works for you yeah that's fine for me. Actually, I couldn't handle any more responsibility with Booze News. The couple times I've given Booze News is enough responsibility for me. You want it off your plate. Yes. I was thinking, you know, when we introduced Booze News,

we don't really have a theme song for it. We say doo-doo-doo, which is a bit of a take on Morse code or something, but it's very casual. And we hey maybe this is great hey maybe we'll never have a theme song and that's fine because if that's working that's great and i thought that was the whole deal with the song great tim say no more let's get into the drink tonight's drink is the hurricane baby no uh my job I like to try things out. I'm a creative, you know? Sure, yeah. You're a multi-hyphenate, which we love. I think that what we do for the song is great, but maybe it could be better, maybe it can't.

It's worth trying things. So I took it upon myself to record a theme song for Booze News. And I want to audition it for you guys because maybe you love it. And maybe you say, Tim, this is it. Maybe you hate it. And you say, Tim, this is not it. Maybe the listeners chime in, you know, and, and they help guide us. But the creative process is kind of awesome in that way. Well, Tim, are you sure you want to go live with us right now? Like this kind of high stakes, don't you think? Yeah, but I don't want to keep it between you guys and me. Like the listeners are kind of my lifeblood. So I want to do it in front of them. Top of the show is like white hot spotlight. I know. Can you see how my hands are shaking? Yeah. It's because of this,

but it's worth it because, um, like I said, I'm a creative. but it's worth it because, like I said, I'm a creative. Well, Tim, I got to tell it. I'm going to be as polite as I can be. Can we cut the fucking jibber jabber and get to the song? Okay, so you guys are like, you're both like Simon Cowell. Right. Wah!

And here's my song. I worked really hard on it. I hope you like it. Jazzy. Talk of the town. Talk of the town. Hey, what's the story with the talk of the town? Talk of the town. Talk of the town.

Hey, what's the story with the talk of the town? It's booze news, you son of a bitch. Whoa. Well? I took a turn at the end. When I first heard it, I was shaking my head like, he's not mentioning, talk of the town sounds like its own different thing.

And then he said, it's boo booze news you son of a bitch so that put kind of a finer point on it well that was that was good uh the the ending really saved it for me okay good saved it all the way to making you love it look i i am i am a fan of and will always be a fan of. This is a great option to have in case we need to spice it up. You mentioned something about the listener chiming in. I wouldn't be...

Look, I wouldn't be pissed if a listener or two sent in their own Booze News theme song. You wouldn't be pissed about that? No, I'd love to take a listen. We can play them on the show and shout them out. I love that. Let's have that happen. And Dutton, what do you think of my song? I mean,

Tim, I like everything that you do and everything that you do on Booze News specifically. You know, this one takes a while to get going. Even before there's any words, there's a lot of It's a lot of hi-hat, you're saying. Yeah, and you know, Booze News, I words, there's a lot of, there's a lot of high hat you're saying.

Yeah. And you know, like booze news I think is always like for us really urgent. Yeah. Yes. And so to start it off with kind of like a relaxed dude, maybe not, maybe not the best fit.

I mean, I see that now. Cause I think of when I watched the news on TV and like Lester Holt comes on, he doesn't really lull you into a jazz. He doesn't really saunter up to the desk. Right. There's an immediacy to it. Good point.

He's there. He's talking already as soon as you see him. He's not wearing a robe and a nightcap. Great. Well, I'm going to keep noodling. Great start. I feel like this was a good first attempt, but I'll keep wrenching with it. But if any listeners have any ideas, feel free to send in ideas or songs of your own

because we're just kind of throwing crap at the wall and seeing what sticks. I'll modify. Yeah, not ideas and songs, just the songs. We don't need a paragraph of what you think the song should be. The bullpen is ferocious as is. We got a lot of stuff going on here. Fax me the sheet music. I'm chasing leads on chartreuse news

that hasn't come up in a while. I had that one chartreuse story and no leads on that. And the Pepsi seltzer thing has gone. I think I wrapped that up. They're not doing it. And me, I have my ear to the street just waiting for the perfect story to be my first bit of booze news myself.

You build it up, you put it on a pedestal, Jeff, and that's a problem. No piece of news is going to be good enough for you. You know, I'm just waiting for that perfect one. That would be so funny in real life if a news anchor was like, I don't want to do the news tonight because I just want to make sure it's perfect.

And they're like, still nothing tonight, Sal? No, not for me. All right, we'll see you tomorrow. Fingers crossed. No, me too. I wish it was good news for me to do. Well, what do you say we wrap up Booze News by playing that theme one more time to close it out?

Sure, here we go. more time to close it out. Sure. Here we go. Talk of the town. Talk of the town. Interesting. Hey, what's the story with the talk of the town? Story, that's cool. Talk of the town. Talk of the town.

Hey, what's the story with the talk of the town? It's booze news, you son of a bitch. And that's wrapped up. Hey, it does grow on you, Tim. All right. It does grow on you. Waiting for the son of a bitch thing at the end is good. Okay, so it's good.

I'll take that note. I would even say, if we want to get back into it, I would just say, it's booze news, you son of a bitch. Honk is the theme song. That's pretty good. That's the salvageable part, I would say. If you want to use that as the seed, Tim, and branch off. The rest is unsalvageable. Fucked up beyond repair. Unlistenable hogwash. All right, look, that's booze news. We're done with it.

Good. It's in the rear view for this episode. Fold it up. Put it back in the drawer. We'll put it on next week. We got a live one today, folks. Whoa. This is going to be, yeah.

Who's talking about this little? Who? What? Me. Jeff. I'm talking. Hi, Jeff. Please take it away.

Hey. Storms brewing. Oh. That was the old password to get into Mr. O'Brien's Club Tipperary, a speakeasy, back in the Prohibition times. Storms brewing. I feel like those are the times I'm in right now with this theater of the mind. Yes, well, storms brewing for us tonight, too, because we're dealing with the hurricane.

Yeah. Hell yeah. How about that? First invented at Pat O'Brien's bar. Listen to Pat O'Brien. The bar was established in 1933 as a legitimate institution post-prohibition.

Now, this cocktail was invented in the 1940s during World War II. And our boy Pat, he had trouble getting his hands on the drink they all wanted at the time, the scotch and the whiskey. You know what he did have? It was a fuckload

of rum. How come? Distributors back then, there wasn't a lot of scotch and whiskey to go around. I've seen a couple different reasons why this is going on. It's wartime, so they're having trouble importing from Scotland. And I've also seen that domestic

liquors were hard to come by, and they just had all this rum coming up from the Caribbean, like we learned about for the Cuba Libre. Interesting. I'll tell you why they were low on whiskey in that town. Because me and Mike rolled through there drinking and romping. You know, stop. After a shot.

Tossing a view down the hatchet. So like a lot of our drinks, this is another example of a guy at a bar being like, man, I sure have a lot of this rum. I got to get rid of this rum what do i do and he said i'm gonna come up with the perfect concoction and i'm gonna put it in a funky glass this is the first drink we're covering and maybe the first drink ever served in what they call a hurricane glass and It's got that name because it's shaped like a hurricane lamp, like a gas lamp, lantern. Love it.

Now, I did some digging trying to find about the origins of the glass, and I couldn't find any. Well, you know how glass is made, right? It's sand. It's sand. It's pressed sand. I thought it would be cool

if they actually took old hurricane lamps and turned them into glasses i found nothing to suggest that that was the case it seems like they just made these funky curvy glasses to try and get people to say hey what's that over there i'll take one of those curvy boys yeah but the thing that you thought uh of what that was cool. I wish that had been the case. Yes. But you guys know it when you see it, right?

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. It's a curved glass with a flared lip. Ooh. I had recently, I was at a restaurant, I got a Bloody Mary, and they served it to me in a hurricane glass. So I guess you can use it for other things too. Yeah.

When you hold onto this glass. I think I know, I can't picture what the hell it is, but I think I is but i think i'm thinking it's a curvy hourglass figure that will almost turn you on with a with a little stem uh yes a little tiny stem and see uh you know you guys know i'm i don't do stems yep i make an exception for this one you don't do stems no i don't do sense i don't really like stem glasses either jeff i know what you're talking about i'm with, I don't do stems. I don't really like stem glasses either, Jeff. I know what you're talking about. I'm with you. I don't like wine glasses. Yeah, I don't like wine glasses.

I don't like martini glasses either. I'll do you one more. I like martini glasses. I'm off the Dutton wagon. I don't like stem cell research because it brings a certain ethical... Tam. Too much. Sorry.

So the stem on the hurricane glass is just itty bitty. So this has got a stem, but the drink is a ballast. Because they decorate the hell out of these things, and you don't want it to be top heavy. Exactly right. Also, Pat O'Brien's, home of the dueling piano bar. One of the first dueling piano bars. Oh, those can be very fun if done right. Oh, yes yes if done wrong

it could be a cacophony of sour notes i've been to pat o'brien's multiple times great place what am i doing talking about this drink let me tell you something it's one of the you know when people are like just steer clear there it's touristy Don't go to the touristy part of town. But I say, come on. It's like if you're going to go to, if you come to LA, you should walk down Venice Beach and see all the kooks, right? That's really fun. So in New Orleans, I like to go to the French Quarter.

I'll go right into Pat O'Brien's. I don't care if it's a touristy drink. I'll chug them. The piano bar is very fun. You tip the piano guys. They know every song in the world. You get tanked. Nice.

Yeah, I agree with that. You want to see some fun touristy stuff sometimes. Yeah. You know what's the thing that's fallen out of fashion in like cartoons and stuff? I guess this is from like the 30s. Would it be like, oh, we're going through down Route 66. We're going to see the biggest ball of yarn i love it yeah so yeah the world's biggest pile of mud roadside attractions i love

that stuff yeah do those exist anymore sure they do there's a handful of them when i was in um in the twin cities i forget whether it was saint pa. Paul or Minneapolis, but you get the idea. I went and saw a big chair. It was like points of interest. The biggest chair. There's a big chair in LA now too. Really? Oh no.

Can you sit in it or is it too big? No, it's too big. You've seen it. You've definitely seen it on Instagram or whatever. It's at like Mocha or something. Oh yeah. Oh, that one I've seen. I've walked under.

It's like a table and a chair and you walk around it and it makes you feel like a cat. Hey, speaking of oversized things, Pat O'Brien's now today sells what they call a Hurricane Magnum, which is a giant size three gallon hurricane. Whoa. Three gallons. 32 ounces of rum in this thing. That's 16 hurricanes. You're sharing it with your friend, I hope. Oh, yeah, I hope so. Yeah, and I hope your friend is Andre the Giant, because this thing is big. Crazy thing about three gallons is you add seven more gallons, that's the size of my hat.

You guys want to know what's in this thing? Yes! No, no, I'm fine. Yes, of course, Jeff. I'm just kidding around. You got two ounces white rum. We have that. Yep.

Two ounces dark rum. Ooh, maybe a little harder to find. But Jeffy, he's got the Myers ready to go. Oh, here's what you do. Here's a little hint. If you're buying the rum, you find white rum and you look a little bit to the right or a little bit to the left. And that's what the do if if here's a little hint if you're buying the rum you find white rum and you look a little bit to the right or a little bit to the left and that's where the dark rum is tim also a question for you they mean dark rum dark rum not just gold rum

they mean dark myers is correct or you know any of those uh myers is pretty distinct and then you got like goslings and you got Kraken and you got Whaler. I got Bacardi Black. There you go, dude. Never heard of it before. I got Bacardi White and Black. Now look, folks, in a pinch, can you add two ounces of white rum, two ounces of gold rum? Probably you'll be fine.

Mix rums together in general. Don't you think that's what we've learned on this pod is like if you mix a couple of rums, it doesn't matter what they are, but it starts to taste like a Don the Beachcomber drink if you just mix them together. Yeah. And that dark, that Myers, that's a real staple of the tiki. Yeah. All right. Next up, two ounces of orange juice. Michael.

Yep. Very, must be very pleased to see that. Got it. Okay. Here we go. Let's start, start to get weird. One ounce passion fruit syrup oh boy oh not easy to pay now when i hear passion fruit i think that must be the most rare fruit on earth for what

could be more rare than passion passion fruit to me sounds like sometimes i read through an ingredient list and i'm like hell yeah i'm I'm going to get to go buy that. I'm excited. Passion fruit, though, I just think of it as like an ingredient that were like in 2003, passion fruit started popping up in all the snapples and the V8 twist. Oh, yeah. And it was like passion fruit. It reminds me of, do you guys remember Snapple Elements? Mm-hmm. It's like there would be like snapples in kind of a hurricane glass kind of had like the

curvy thing and this one and it would be like rain fire oh yeah oh hell yeah were they trying to keep up with sobi maybe i bet you and like fruitopia i don't remember fruitopia oh do you guys remember orbits the gum yeah i can't remember no no this is a drink that had like floating stuff in it floating like tapioca balls like boba like boba but not i just i just looked up passion fruit the picture of it so i thought a passion fruit was a grapefruit but it is not did you buy a grapefruit no no i just i just thought they were like grapefruits. You know how a nectarine is a different type of peach? Me too.

I was picturing ugly fruit. But it's a nice looking fruit, this passion fruit. This calls for an ounce of passion fruit syrup, which you can find in a lot of coffee aisles. What is it? Torino, the brand? Yes. That's a good trick for any cocktail

stuff go to the coffee aisle they have all those flavored syrups that italians people put in their coffee yeah but then also uh we recommend if you can't get that get your hands on some passion fruit juice yep or some uh the the mixer the the puree is in the jug which you can see at bars yeah i'm using the passion fruit puree made by Finest Call. And I feel like that's the most common version of it at bars. Guys, use any one of these because it's passion fruit. It tastes good and fruity, but it's just sort of generically tropical. If you can't find any version of passion fruit juice or syrup or puree, get pog, the Hawaiian passion fruit,

orange guava juice. That's next to orange juice in the orange juice aisle. And then you don't even have to buy orange juice because it's already mixed together. Noise. And finally, one ounce lime juice and a quarter ounce grenadine. Yeah,

baby, we got those. Those are easy. Love the Dean. Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a hurricane glass filled with ice garnish with a cherry and an orange slice you got yourself a hurricane baby beautiful um i'm excited to try this because i have this recipe came from drizzly because it was simple and it was very similar this is not an iba cocktail folks we're venturing out yet again.

We should have mentioned that. That should be headline material every time we go off the list. Headline, do-do-do-do-do. This is not the IBA list, but we wanted to do it for Mardi Gras because it's a Mardi Gras staple. And leading up to tonight, I tried some mixes that you buy at a store and that you order. And like all of them are more like fruit punchy and seem pretty like red. So I'm looking at tonight's drink. Are you talking hurricane mix or? Yeah. Hurricane mix that you mix with rum.

Actually, I also got one called slurricane that was already boozy. one called slurricane that was already boozy. But here's what I've learned in clicking through recipes, that the original recipe was just rum, passion fruit, lime. And then it turned into more of a red thing that you see at Pat O'Brien's today that is kind of fruit punchy. So at home, if you don't have any of these ingredients honestly rum and fruit punch and you're kind of close i am going to uh hold this question but remind me when we get back after we make the drink i've got a grenadine question for the both of you oh this will be fun and i'm getting so antsy i want to get up and make this drink goodbye let's do it i know i have that feeling where i can't even bottle up

my excitement. Yeah, I think the mere mention of passion fruit made me passionate. Oh, yeah. Well, wait till you see these glasses, man. I got a fun glass, too. Folks, we'll be right back. Hey, folks, it's me, Miley. Sorry, Mike. It's Mike. Anyway, a lot of people ask me what I do when I'm not whipping up cocktails. Well, I like to listen to podcasts just like you. And me? I love a good music podcast. And there's this band, Don't Stop or We'll Die. They're a weirdo rock band that the Sloppy Boys actually tour with, with weird, funny songs like I Got a Perm for My Camping Trip

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Yeah. Tasting each of them. See, I like wait until the moment of truth here. Damn. Hey, Mike, everybody's got their own approach in life. I know. And I think this could be part of the podcast right now. Oh yeah, we're back by the way. Oh! We're in. Sneak attack. I can't believe it.

Okay, should we go for it? Sips? Yep. Great. Oh yeah. Yep. Yeah baby. Mmm. Dangerous. That is dangerous indeed. Mine tastes like a little bit of uh

robitussin cough syrup and you you you like that i don't hate it this is a little bit of lean yeah man i've used maybe the best ingredients of all on this drink. Oh, like top shelf stuff? I got my cherry Luxardo. My orange, a fresh one. Take a look at this cup I got. Dave and Buster, baby. And the straw. With a wacky straw that's built in around the cup the straw comes

from inside it goes it wraps all around the cup and then into well my sucking mouth hey don't edit that out jeff every morsel of hurricane really has a long way to travel before it gets up to your mouth. Yeah. Yeah. Ooh, this thing is going to make me drunk very quickly. Yes. Yeah. We might have to do a few Technicolor yawns here. Maybe. Eww.

This is really good, right? It's like very, that's a somewhat, we put four ounces of rum, so we will be drunk, but it's juicy. Yeah. I feel like this is way different than what I had at Pat O'Brien's because, and like the very that's a somewhat we put four ounces of rum so we will be drunk but it's juicy yeah i feel like this is way different than what i had at pat o'brien's because and like the mixes i bought are all just like red fruit punch syrup but this is a cloudy juicy passion fruit booze fest yep also it's liquidy that's for sure more tiki flavored than i thought due to the meyers yeah yeah i thought the uh i thought the rum was going to be like very forefront.

I can taste it, but it's not like, you know, it's not like knocking me over. Yeah. I should have, you know, here's the thing. I used an orange. I cut myself an orange wheel garnish. I should have squeezed that thing and had fresh juice instead of Minute Maid.

Do it tomorrow for your breakfast. Yeah, I'll do it tomorrow. I know. I even forgot there was orange juice in this. We're talking about the passion fruit. Passion fruit. It's OJ, my man. It's in there.

Okay. You guys want my... You guys want my... Oh, we forgot to say Storms of Bruin before we took a sip. Oh, yeah. Storms of Bruin. Yo. So here's my gren took a sip. Oh, yeah. Storm's a-brewin'. Yo. So here's my grenadine thing.

Grenadine. I went to a liquor store to find grenadine, of course. And I walked in and I said, hey, you guys got grenadine? And the guy said, no, we don't have it, but you can get it at any drugstore around. It's because it's non-alcoholic. And basically, it's just simple syrup with red food coloring in it. And I said, okay. But I didn't think that was correct.

No, it's got pomegranate and cherry in it. Grenadine does? Yeah. Yeah, it's artificial, but it has flavors. And there's supposedly pomegranate. Some people make fresh grenadine. Like, my sister has made it with actual pomegranate. You got lied to dude lied to by a guy who like ran the liquid like he knew what he was talking about seemingly he was talking to somebody for a long time about covid stuff and what how he thought the uh how he thought the drinks were going out but but yeah okay that's what i thought but i said

i said oh that's interesting no No, thank you. Goodbye. And I found it somewhere else. At a grocery store of all places. Here's what's going to happen to that guy. He's going to get a knock at his door of a store. I'm like, hmm, looks like Hanford. I'll let him in. Door opens. Jeffy and Tim standing behind you. Boosh.

The three dudes walk in and he goes, oh no, oh no. You lied. This isn't about my red food coloring lie, Oh no, Oh no, you lied. This isn't about my red food coloring. Why is it? Oh, my comeuppance. And we come up to him and we go,

Oh, wait a minute. Town. Talk. He'll be like, wait a minute. Isn't this booze news? Yes.

It's booze news. You fool. Fucking fool. Um, yeah, he also, I mean, I think grenadine could maybe be just like

at its base is just a simple syrup with a little bit of flavoring but anyway i use a lot of you know uh i bought maraschino syrup that's really i used grenadine for this there are a lot of the time you use grenadine just because you want to think to be red and i think that yeah this drink is not as red as i was expecting it to be. It's pink. It's orange. Pink, the original red. If they didn't go for the name Hurricane on this, they should have named it Pinky Delight.

Yeah? Yeah. I could see it being called a hurricane with a softer hue. Yes, yes. A relaxed hurricane. Do you know why it was called Hurricane, Jeff? Because of the glass.

Hurricane Lantern glass. Oh, yeah, right, right, right. You went over that, didn't you? And see, look at that glass. Yes, I know what you're talking about. Curvy glass. See, if you're drinking something in that, you know that you're doing something fun.

It's funny with the two rums. You know, you're saying rum was coming up from the, where was it? The Pacific? Caribbean. Caribbean. That like so much rum was coming in. They're like, just make a drink with two types of rums. We got to get rid of this rum.

Yeah. I'm going to have a hell of a time getting my Luxardo out of the bottom of this thing, though. Oh, no, you got to drink it all the way down before you can have that final treat oh no i never went back to uh get more cherries i feel like my whole the cherries gone missing thing is i'm not gonna try with another cherry i actually did get a bottle of cherry uh like syrup or something yeah well once bitten twice shy, they say. That's right. Hey, let's talk Mardi Gras. You guys, none of us have been, but we all know Mardi Gras. It's Fat Tuesday. It's the day before Lent. Yes.

So, yeah, that is what it is. It's like Carnival is a big celebration that's happening. And then Fat Tuesday is the last day. And then, hey, then we got to give things up for Lent because that's 40 days until Easter. Hey, Tim, the prefix carn, carnival, makes me think of carnal pleasures. It makes me think of carne asada. Or carnivore. Yeah. So what's the deal?

Is it just like. Makes me think of my 57 Chevy. Does it just mean like body, like pleasures of the body, pleasures of meat? Whether you're eating steak or you're having intercourse, you're enjoying yourself with some flesh. If we are looking at the Latin of it, because I did take Latin, carnival, you're right. Carnival is car, carnate, body, meat, flesh. And vol is uh parade oh i thought vol was just meant like uh they were referencing reginald val johnson no it means parade this is actually a little before that i would i would not i would not look that up but

i'm uh i'm certain you're full of shit you're lucky this isn't booze news or I'd fact check your ass. So it's the body parade. Wait, but so none of you guys have done any sort of fat Tuesday celebration of any sort, huh? No. None of us. I should because I'm quite Catholic.

I was raised Catholic. I'm not so much no more. What did you give up for Lent when you were a kid? Chocolate? Pussy. Coffee? As a kid? I said pussy, Michael. Don't let Mike hear you say that word.

No! You were my hero once. When I was a kid, absolutely. Never touched the stuff. I remember one Lent, my mom was like, okay, you got to give up something for Lent. I was like, okay, you're a grapefruit. If she made me a grapefruit, cut it in half and put sugar on it, because that's what I eat for breakfast sometimes. I couldn't have it if she made it, but anyone else could make it.

I could make it myself. Specifically mom's grapefruit eat for breakfast sometimes. Yeah. Like I couldn't have it if she made it, but anyone else could make it myself. Specifically mom's grapefruit with sugar on it. Yeah. She said, you're making a mockery of this whole thing. Do you give it up for the whole time or is it just on Fridays? Oh no, it's the whole time.

And then Fridays you also can't eat meat. Yeah. Ash Wednesday and Fridays and good Friday. You don't eat meat or between, uh, between meals. There's a kind of a big upstate New York thing about fish fry and that all sort of stemmed

from Fridays during Lent. And I think that McDonald's filet of fish, that's like a big thing during Lent for a lot of Catholics. It's like, don't eat meat, but eat something made of chemicals that will

kill you in a few years. I think my first impressions of Mardi Gras were me watching E! Entertainment television, probably watching the Howard Stern show. Yeah, makes sense. And then the commercials, Girls Gone Wild, Mardi Gras edition. Right, Mardi Gras. And I said, what are they doing these chicks need beads man they love beads they'll do anything no tim these chicks need some guidance and they need to stop to be taken advantage of while they're clearly celebrating because lent is the next day and they're going to practice lent so much that they had the little bit loose. Yeah, they gave up shirt lifting for Lent.

That's so funny if the Catholic church is like, hey, there's Lent. And people are like, okay, great. And then, hey, we'll celebrate a little bit right before Lent. And the church is like, okay. And then people are like, and we'll lift up our shirts. And then the Pope is like, oh, why do I even bother with all these guys? Hey, do you guys remember the first time you saw a flasher? In real life? Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen anyone flash in real life. Oh, well, I used to listen to Tom Lakers and he had the Friday Flash Radio. Oh, man. I've probably not seen too many flashers in real life. I remember I saw my first flasher at a Metallica concert at Greatwood woods in boston

do you tell us man you were there yeah but great woods i think is in boston yeah metallica concert uh a girl got up on her boyfriend's shoulders and flipped up that shirt and i went you went that yeah i went that i can't believe you went that. Little Jeff. Oh, my God. And then I turned to my friend Adam. I was like, I love concerts, man. And he's like, shut up. They're about to play Sandman. There's two specific things I love best about concerts. Did you have to, like, how did, were you facing the other way?

Because I assume she flashed the band. There was a lot of that going on. Oh. But I remember the first one, the assume she flashed the band there was um there was a lot of that going on oh but i remember the first one the first one's always the best i this is a this is different but oh even that same day you're like ah that that one over there doesn't beat the first one yeah i saw a couple other girls flash i was i was nostalgic for that first one. I worked with a guy in high school at a pool snack bar. And he was a huge Metallica fan. And he had every CD, he told me, he had every CD. But then he also bought a second CD and wrapped it up in a metallica headband

and kept those like in a nice area in his home whoa a nice area which is like just like for like sit like on top of like a bookshelf or something we have like a display thing well i mean i'm a kid who kept some action figures in their package so i get it but yeah but you don't need two cds well cds nuts i'm kidding i'm kidding that's okay that's as long as you're kidding Yeah, but you don't need two CDs. Well. CDs nuts. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That's okay.

As long as you're kidding. This straw is difficult to drink through. This Hurricane is great, and it's very fun to drink it out of the authentic Hurricane glass. But I'll tell you what is even better yet in new orleans getting it to go they got they got a plat a white plastic cup you know that kind of look of a a souvenir cup with a logo on it it's like a 22 ounce plastic uh yeah like the one at um medieval times or something like that you can at pat o'brien, you can get your cup to go. Just walking around. Again, people say, oh, steer clear of Bourbon Street,

but I love Bourbon Street. The people watching. I had... Why is it called Bourbon Street? Did bourbon liquor start there? Well, we know that they ran out of bourbon and had to buy a rum to make this drink. I'm going gonna text you

guys i found on etsy a pat o'brien's hurricane glass are you texting it now i have some i i got bought some pat o'brien's hurricane mix that maybe i'll whip up after this and see how oh that's a cool glass isn't it cool it says have fun on the back. That's a great slogan. Have fun. Good night, nurse. I had one of the best days of my life in New Orleans, not during Mardi Gras, but remember when Jessica

was filming a web series and she had to go all across the country and she'd be in each city for four days. And while she was in a city i remember this yeah she was like i'm i'm busy i'm shooting but i have a hotel room like four nights in every city across america for free so i had nothing going on and i was like hey i'll go meet up in uh and do and do some of these cities and And the one I was looking forward to most was New Orleans because I hadn't been there at the time.

But I, and I remember it being the thing of like, I was like overworked and stressed out and like, I got to go chill in New Orleans. But I remember like day one, she's busy all day. I'm by myself in a new city. And what are you going to do? And what I was like, I know I'm in vacation mode. I'll go down to the

local museum and learn about the culture here. Oh, Michael, you couldn't be more wrong. I burned down the local museum. No, I said, I'm in vacation mode. I'm going to get a Bloody Mary in the morning. We just woke up, get a Bloody Mary.

Bartender says, for here to go, which is what they say in new orleans and i said to go what you said what i said to go and you devil but i remember that like opening i was like i know what i'll do today i'm by myself i'll just walk around and sip and and and sip up this stuff. And I walked around. New Orleans is a French quarter and everywhere, but like New Orleans has,

like you pop into a place, eat a couple of oysters, keep moving. You pop into a- Move, move, move quick. You want to eat a mufaletta sandwich at a place they were invented. You want to have oysters Rockefeller at the place they were invented.

Bananas Foster at the place it was invented. It's all right there. So I walked around. People watched. I saw a bunch of weirdos. I saw a bunch of bachelor parties and street performers. Do you think maybe some of those weirdos are on their podcast right now talking about the time they saw you? They're like, I saw this weirdo down there.

No, I think it's on the Handsome Man podcast. I saw the handsomest man of all down there. A podcast where people mention what handsome men they've seen. They list them off. But I, I was eating all this food and I, and I just tried all the, you know, like, um, the Sazerac is from there. I had one at the carousel bar and spun around. Then I went to, you know, the hand grenades. You ever seen one of those? I've heard of that. Yeah. What is that? It's a plastic, a long plastic like yard drink with a hand grenade at the bottom.

That's like Midori melon and 10 other liquors. Huh. Anyway. Yikes. I was just sipping and sauntering all day. And then I was walking all over town. And then I walked out to some like Cajun Creole restaurant for dinner. I walked for a whole day.

And then I got back to my hotel room. And I was like, that was a very fun day. I wonder how. I walked for a whole day and then I got back to my hotel room and I was like, that was a very fun day. I wonder how much I walked. And I looked at the health app on my iPhone. Guess how much I sauntered slowly and drunk. Guess how much I sauntered. Eight miles. I was going to say eight miles. 17 miles. Tim, this is like a tall tale, like Paul Bunyan. Timothy, you should run a marathon tale like Paul Bunyan. Timothy.

Yeah. You should run a marathon drunk. You won't even notice it. But it was slow. And it was like if Paul Bunyan, it would probably take big steps. Imagine me with a drink in my hand. Yeah. Just kind of shuffling along.

Mike, next time you run a marathon, we'll be on the sidelines giving you oysters. Yeah. That'll get you all hopped up. A little bit of one of those boi-o-yo-yoings like at a Metallica show. Wait a minute. You mentioned something that you were talking about the... What the hell were you just talking about? Jesus, this drink.

I can't... This is a... Yeah, I'm almost done, Tim. A hurricane's raging in my brain right now. I can't remember what we were just talking about. Yeah, I'm kind of falling apart as well. I'm bragging about how much I walked. Yeah, Tim. A hurricane's raging in my brain right now. I can't remember what we were just talking about. Yeah, I'm kind of falling apart as well. I'm bragging about how much I walked. Yeah.

Tim's drunk. You're getting a little red in the face. Yeah, I am getting a red face. Hey, you know what a great thing is in the French Quarter? We've talked about before those daiquiri places with the frozen spinning daiquiris. Oh, yeah. That's where I got a hand grenade. Was that one of those?

So wait, because daiquiris are served in these too, in a hurricane glass. What is a daiquiri? Because to me, it just means like a frozen thing. Well, according to the IBA cocktail list, it's actually not. It's rum, sugar, lime, nothing else. That's like the original daiquiri and the Hemingway daiquiri.

But I think these days, it's like a big old slush puppy. And like strawberry daiquiri, I just picture frozen drinks. So rum is basically, it's a rum base. I guess a fruit and rum concoction. Okay. Hey, what movie is this from? Yoo-Hoo's Good. You guys like Yoo-Hoo?

Yeah, maybe a little Yoo-hoo with some rum in it. Rumpelstiltskin? Rumpelstiltskin was a good man. So were you guys. Big Daddy, baby. Big Daddy! Anytime somebody says rum, I say Rumpelstiltskin.

Rumpelstiltskin? Rumpelstiltskin was a good man. Was a good man. So were you guys. Sandman, you did it again. You got us. You were talking about, Tim, you were like, I'm drunk and I'm talking about walking around. My brother had a friend in college, I think,

who would get drunk and sit around and tell stories as if he was like a World War II pilot and tell war stories to his friends. Just making up fake ones? Just making up fake ones, yeah. But he would get drunk and come into the dorm and be like, okay, there I was. That sounds cool.

Yeah, that's a funny thing. I bet he had a grandpa or something who did that and just thought it was funny to do. And speaking of funny things, have you guys heard this? And speaking of the hurricane as well, have you heard this weird thing about Bob Dylan? It's the story of the hurricane? Yeah, well, I knew he had that song, Hurricane. Yes, he had that song, Hurricane, and that was about how Ruben Carter, the boxer, was wrongfully accused of murder and he went to prison for a crime that he didn't do.

Yeah. So Bob Dylan made that awesome song, The Hurricane. Later played by Denzel Washington. Denzel, in my book, that's a pretty good actor. Yeah, sure. I mean, he's got what it takes. in my book, that's a pretty good actor. Yeah, sure. I mean, he's got, he's got what it takes, but, uh, you know, Ruben Carter eventually had a, an appeal and then he was released and it was like this fantastic thing. We all saw the movie, but then Bob Dylan did this weird thing. I don't know if you heard about where he said, like after, I guess, apparently after Ruben Carter was released,

he felt like the song was sort of, you know, obsolete at that point, a little bit. He did. He thought that, well, he's, he thinks there's a,

you know, like a song should be important. And then once it kind of served its purpose, he felt like the song, like, wow, it didn't serve any purpose anymore. So did you hear this thing about how he like,

then rewrote the song with new lyrics? That's cool. I didn't hear anything about that. I'm pretty up on Dylan news. Like if he had come up with some awesome new lyrics, that's one thing, but I feel like the lyrics he came up with are just like, I don't know, maybe we should listen to it and you guys be the judge, but like it felt to me. Oh, you have it. Okay, great. I have the track. I just, let me buy it on iTunes. Okay, great. it okay great i have the track i just let me buy it on itunes okay great here comes a drink that's called the hurricane with rum and juice and lime and grenadine drink too many at mardi gras you'll get pervy the glass shape it's associated with well it has been categorized as curvy. Associated with curvy.

I don't know. Wow, that's interesting. I mean, he's known for kind of sometimes he crams some words in there in his verses, but I've never heard him go, well, and kind of like be stumbling through him saying, finding the right word. Right. Wait a second. So that's that's that's all he changed in the song um or is that the song no i think the verses are still about

reuben carter but and that's what's so strange is that when he gets the chorus like he's just describing this drink it is strange man i i i thanks for uh downloading that buying that was a dollar 99 yeah and i just thought What was that, $1.99? Yeah, and I just thought it was strange. I know how you guys are really into that sort of like Ripley's Believe It or Not weird, just strange stuff. Yeah, I love it. I love that shit. So this, I just thought it was like one of those modern curiosities.

Like, hey, did you ever think about that? Yeah. Hey, did you know that Bob Dylan re-recorded or something? That's crazy. And we'll be right back. That was an okay out. Okay. Okay. Let's wait until something really cool is said. I'm waiting, Jeff.

Did I tell you guys about how far I walked that one time? And we'll be right back. All right, we're back guys. I've made a fatal error here. Oh, you got another full one. I made a half hurricane, right? Okay. And I added it to my dwindling hurricane. And I think this might be a lesson in

physics, in liquid. Because the bottom bulbous part had a little bit left. I was like, I'm almost done. That might have been half my drink. Because I made a half hurricane and I'm back up to the way tippy top. Interesting.

So, so what are you saying? I'm saying that the sort of like wide bottom of this thing holds a lot more of your drink than you think it does. Ah, the bulbous part has more volume. So I'm interesting. Interesting.

Fucked. I would, I would not be surprised, jeff if you got a grant to research this i'd be willing to sit down with them and ask how they did that well i uh looking at that glass i was wondering if it was one of these sort of miracles where almost like uh hanukkah the the oil lasting for eight nights right i thought maybe you made a half a hurricane and it filled up a whole hurricane glass. Could be a Mardi Gras miracle. Yeah.

Jeff, was that from something we did? Yes. I'd be willing to sit down. Yeah. You and I saw something. We were in a strange state of mind, I remember. And we found something that was puzzling. And you said to me, I'd be

willing to sit down with the manufacturer and ask how they did that. I think we can cut this out of the... It just struck me as I recognize it. Okay. That's good stuff. Yeah, keep it in. Final thoughts on the Hurricane. This is an order again.

This is a fun drink. I've never had one of these before. And it's like, it's a little dangerous. It's a little dangerous, but I like it. It tastes good. Yeah. I would say don't order a hurricane lightly. Know what you're coming up against.

Yeah. Plan your day out like Tim. It's a slow sipper. This drink deserves your respect. Yo. It's a slow sipper for sure. This is an order again. For me, what I just made, it tastes a little more tiki than I was thinking, Tim.

Maybe because of that Myers. Oh. I think I was expecting maybe more of a tequila sunrise type thing. It's very tiki. But I love it. It's a five-star drink. Whoa! We don't often break out the stars on this show. I'll say this, too. It's like a tiki drink.

I will agree with Jeff, but it's much easier to make than the zombie. And, like, the ingredients aren't insane. But I miss flurnum. Yeah, sure. The flurnum and the pruneud. But this is like, hey, I can whip up a hurricane for all to enjoy. I think we're learning mix some rums together and put a sour fruit juice in there with a lot of ice. You'll have something good.

I agree. This is a order again for me. And it's better than all the mixes I agree. This is a order again for me and it's better than all the mixes I had. I tasted some store-bought mixes that were red and just looked like grenadine but this is a tiki concoction that takes you away.

This is good. Hey, is there any, are there any apple juice cocktails? Oh, Appletini? No, that's Pucker. Interesting. All right, something to look into. Mike, you might be on to something, dude. You know, you haven't come up with a crazy concoction in a while.

Yeah, maybe I'll do an apple juice. An apple juice with, well, rum. In a cup. Because apple juice has such innocent trappings. Right. Apple juice is like orange juice has got a little bit acidic. Maybe it bites your tongue, bites your back of your throat a little bit. Apple juice.

I mean, hey, look, apple juice is great. Apple juice is for what? First graders? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch it. You're turning apple juice on its head. Well, guys, do you want to have your... Tim if you're tim do you didn't do final thoughts i did i love it i'm ordering again it's da bomb okay mike go ahead do you guys i just i ask you

this this is just off the cup do you guys want to have your wits challenged personally yes then it Then it is time for a quiz. Oh, you come in here and you give us a quiz. OK, so this quiz. Wow. Here's how it works. I found a bunch of songs with the titles are about weather. There's some weather involved. There's some weather patterns like the hurricane is a weather thing. I see that songs about weather

weather weather you'll see what i'm saying as we get going uh yeah i'll tell you uh whether or not i'm gonna win is all i care about yeah me too so i'm gonna play a song and you have to name the band or artist great and this is i didn't name this quiz, but this is the, Mike, no problem, man. The witch, the witch weather band. Which I choose to take part in the quiz. I too give my consent

to my involvement in the quiz. In quiz. Okay. So let's hit, let's go with number one. It's raining man. Donna Summer nope

it's not Donna Summer no Paul Schaefer no Paul Schaefer wrote this co-wrote the song it is the weather girls

the weather girls the weather girls did so I think this was like not a real artist, right? Like Schaefer wrote the song and they found someone, they kind of created an act. Yeah, I'm not sure because like it's weird to name the Weathergirls

and their only song is It's Raining, that we know is It's Raining Men. It's definitely suspicious. But okay, so I'm giving myself a point on that one. Okay. Congratulations. Thank you. Number two, here. Number two. Here's number two.

Bob Seger. That's Tim Gotti. It is Bob Seger. When it comes to Seger, I'm rather eager. That's right. You had a big Seger weekend this summer, didn't you? I did. I had a Seger weekend Labor Day. I recommend three-day

weekend listening to only Seeger. Seeger's not bad. But not old-time rock and roll. That song sucks. I didn't even hear the weather thing in that song. Against the wind. Okay, yeah. Against the wind. Wind is weathery. Okay, name the artist. Number three. okay name the artist number three rihanna fuck rihanna umbrella l-a-a-a umbrella you need an umbrella in the rain and rain is weather okay go goose egg this one you have to name the song name the song oh so you're moving the goalposts. Yeah, well, some of them are a little tricky. I gotta get my brain in a whole new lane.

Well, your brain seems to be on the fucking side of the road right now. Yeah, my brain's in the fucking toilet. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Wait, this is, you want the... Number four, I want the name of the song. Song.

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Here we go. Zephyr Song. Nope. God damn it. It's on that album, right? Stadium Arcadium, maybe? Or, by the way, it's Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Remember, we're talking about weather here. Weather. Tornado. No. Listen what I say. Guys, you are my go-to Red Hot Chili Pepper fans. Well, we like funky monks.

This is the late stuff. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Volcano? Nope. Volcano's geography. Rain. Monsoon. All right.

I've given myself the point on this one. That one is snow. What? Parentheses. That. Hey, oh, you're telling me that the California band has a whole song about frozen snow.

Mike, they got no business writing about snow. All right. We're moving on because, uh, you have disappointed me on that one. Uh, here we go. Name the band. We're moving on because you have disappointed me on that one. Here we go.

Name the band. We're back to naming the band on this one. Number five. Here we go. Metallica. Nope.

Megadeth. Slayer. Slayer it is. Yeah, baby. The song is Raining Blood. It's raining blood. Raining blood. And we're Slayer.

It's raining blood. Now, Jeff, you're in a rock and roll band. Yeah. And you claim to enjoy music. Oh, yeah. It's one of the best. Then why do you have a fucking goose egg on the fucking scoreboard? Moving on.

Number six. 6.1. Okay. 6.1. Just, 6.1. Just number six. What are you looking for this time? This time I want you, yes, thank you, Jeff. It's this hurricane.

I don't know where I am. Name the movie that you have heard this song in. The movie that we have heard this song in. Tim, are you ready? I'm ready to name the movie. I too am ready. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? Nope.

We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave. The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising. Swingers? No. The Mupp Swingers? No. The Muppet movie? Okay.

The Muppet movie. The rats in the kitchen are having a heat wave. So go to... Here's a clip from the movie. 6.2, Jeff. Morning, dickhead. Hello, moron. Grumpy old man.

That's right. Jeff is the movie guy. That moron. Grumpy old man. That's right. Jeff is the movie guy. That's why he's the movie man. We got him. That's why? That's why. One measly point. You got time to make it up.

I got two points. Tim's got three. All right. Here we go. Number seven. Name me the artist. What the fuck is this? Manheim steamroller.

Nope. Oh, the chocolate rain guy. Tay Zonday is his name. Shit. I thought you would have known that one. I got to be honest. To me, he's maybe a little bit of a novelty act. I don't really think of him as necessarily a musician.

That's a good point. That song is so funny, though. I hadn't heard it in a long time. It's really good. Okay. It's the best song ever written. Okay. Number eight. Name's the best song ever written. Okay. Number eight.

Name me the artist. Enya. Enya. Enya. Jeff has got it. Echoes in the rain. Echoes in the rain. You cannot slip Enya by Dutty.

No, no, no, no. I love Enya. Yeah. You know, I was on vacation up in NorCal in Redwood Forest and I listened to a lot of Pure Moods. You guys ever have that compilation? No. But I remember a lot of the songs off that.

What is it? Is it like It had like Sail Away on it. It was like an as seen on TV New Age music collection. It had a lot of like Ay-yi-yo Oh, that's's my enigma i looked that up too yeah it's good enigma that's a good one here we go number where are we nine this is name me the artist number nine

in the desert for a thousand days. Oh, fuck. Madonna. Huh? Madonna? Nope. Kylie Minogue? Nope. Sia? Nah. Younger. Younger. A Year Without Rain. Mandy Moore.

Nope. I'll give you a hint. I believe she was a Disney kid. Oh, Ariana Grande? No. Maybe she wasn't. It was Selena Gomez. Have you heard that song before? I it sounded familiar to me, but then I had no idea. It sounded like Ray of Light by Madonna.

Interesting. OK, thank you. Number 10. I want the OK, we got Tim is in the lead with three. Jeff, you got two. I have four, but that's because you guys couldn't get them. Here we go. Number 10.

What do you want? What do you want on this one? I want the name of the artist. You got it, dude. Coming up. I want the name of the artist. No. That's right.

Oh, it's a tie oh it's a tie it's a tie that's not fair that the artist's name was the weather thing i thought that the songs would be the weather things that's why he's last because it's so interesting oh that's cool no that's admittedly like that's really cool you're tim you're playing the quiz of a maniac he's moving the goalposts all over the place. He wants this. He wants this. He wants this. Yeah. Part of the quiz is knowing what the quiz is. Oh. Alright. Here we go. I got some tie breakers here. Here's tie breaker number one.

Play it, Jeff. What are you looking for? I'm looking for the name of the artist. Okay. Oh, fuck. Raindrops keep falling on my head. No. Harry Nilsson?

No. Oh, BJ Thomas? Tim! Oh, God! Pulls it off. That is obscure. Now, Jeff, I'm going to give you a chance to tie it up again.

Can you tell me what movie that song is famous? What song made that? You know it, Tim? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Tim's the winner. I couldn't pull it off. I had the heart,

but I didn't have the skills. Can we do a last one for funsies? This one I'm just kind of curious on. Yeah, I see you have Tiebreaker 2 here also. Played Tiebreaker 2. But Tim's the winner on this. Tiebreaker 2.

Okay, but if I get this, I'm not even tied for the Tiebreaker. If you get this, you win it all. Yeah, if you get this, you win it all. Do you guys want to say whoever gets this wins all or nothing go for the glory it's uh yes and you're naming me

I want you to name the band the band the artist this is still weather themed poison twisted sister motley crew no Here I am Poison? Twisted Sister? Motley Crue? No, this is a tough one.

It's funny with these, it's like, I know this song. I know, but I don't know who's does it. White Snake? It is the Scorpions. Ah! The Scorpions. Oh! Do you remember when on Conan, the very funny Dan Cronin did a song, Here I Am, Rock You Like a Herman Cain?

Yeah. That was funny. Dan Cronin, great guy, funny guy. Friend of the pod. Oh, the Cron Man. Hey, Crony. Well, there it is. There you have it.

That's the Witch Weather Quiz. And Tim, Tim is the winner. Tim, do you have anything you'd like to say? I want to say that I want scratch-off money from you guys. Fantastic. We will get some scratch-off money in the mail for you, Tim. Thanks for playing, both of you, and we love to see you try. See ya!

Wow, that was a great wrap-up, dude. Thank you. I'm working on my wrap-ups. I'm working on my wrap-ups. I'm working on my wrap-ups. All right, I'm going to... Wait, wait, wait. You guys were reminding me of Jack Nicholson there. That was a thing George Costanza said once.

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