The Sloppy Boys - 188. Gonster

Episode Date: May 24, 2024

The guys sample the Guinness-Monster hybrid that's taken the memosphere by storm!GONSTER RECIPE8oz/240ml Guinness8oz/240ml Monster Energy NitroPour Monster Energy Nitro to a pint glass, filling it halfway. Add Guinness, pouring carefully over the back of a spoon, so that the Guinness floats on top. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. Hello. And Tim Kalpakis. What is up? And we are your hosts, the Sloppy Boys boys band and i'm coming to you live from a cabin in the adirondack mountains do i sound funny you sound a little different on the video here you are so behind i can i shouldn't look at you because you're so way behind just close your eyes

also if in i'm at my parents log cabin and don't look in my video also because behind me are some stuffed animals that i recognize as my own child and stuffed animals but even funnier there's a real parent thing you see on the wall behind me there's a sloppy boys poster that's autographed i see there's a poster but i it's so blurry that i can't tell they uh my parents came to one of our brooklyn shows years ago and um they came up to the the merch table oh yeah there you go they came up to the merch table after the show and then my mom was like um like handing me like ten dollars like can i have a poster and mom was like, um, like handing me like $10. Like, can I have a poster? And I was like, mom, you don't have to buy a poster.

Do you, if you want one, I'll give it to you. And she's like, yeah, yeah, we want it. So I give her a free poster and then she takes it. And then we're signing posters for other people. And then she's like, can you guys sign it? I'm like, okay, you, you really want our autographs. Okay. So then we signed it for my mom and I'm like, okay, that made her happy.

want our autographs okay so then we sign it from my mom and i'm like okay that made her happy next time i visit i come here and i'm in what's supposedly my bedroom in this house it's on my wall like a side poster i'm like yeah i don't want a signed i don't want an autographed poster of my own band tim that's the tim themed room but like she was willing to pay so i would have paid money and signed a poster to put over my bed in my bedroom that's a loss leader thoughtful in some way i get lost lost in the sauce there one time at a great scott in uh allston or brooklyn or boston um our parents came or my parents came and my mom signed a poster. Like she was standing nearby and we were all signing posters and somebody was like, Hey, you're Dutts' mom.

Here's you can sign too. And Oh, she squealed with glee. I liked when your mom came to, uh, our other Boston show in like Medford or something like that at Faces Brewing, you had pink hair at the time and then your mom dyed her hair pink. And that was great to see mother and son pink hairs. Hell yeah. Two purple peas. Mom's a ride or die. Tim, I noticed when we saw

the background of your house there, I didn't realize your parents actually lived in like a log cabin. It's so log cabiny that if, I'm not going to walk out there, but in the living room there is a talking deer head that sings songs. We also have a Billy Big Mouth bass, but there's like Bugaboo Creek style.

There's a deer and he sings on the road again. I wish that I was on the road again. And the joke is that he was walking on the road and he got hit. It's beautiful. We're on a lake. We're road and he got hit. It's beautiful. We're on a lake. We're on Lake Sacandaga. It's beautiful.

Nice. That's great. But the reason I'm here, guys, is because we're on a brief. Good way to dox the parents. We're on a brief break from our east coast, from our tour, world tour. Yeah, much needed breaks. Have we not just rocked New York City multiple times, Westerly, Rhode Island multiple times?

It's fucking crazy. Yeah, that was great. Those were, that New York show, that Brooklyn show was out of sight. Thanks for everyone who showed up and people who showed up to the screenings in both Westerly and New York. Those were, ooh, those were fun times. Two sets, two big fat sets in New York. Yeah, man. And what a times. Two sets, two big fat sets in New York. Yeah,

man. And what a show we got a little, Jeff, pay attention. I can see your eyes reading something. Oh, he's looking at Porto. I know.

Yeah, no, he's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not.

He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. These are my favorite actors. It's tasteful. They're tasteful.

Why don't they win Oscars? Jeff, it's a whole different industry. My mind was like, no, we didn't play two shows. We played two shows in Chicago. My brain is just mashed potatoes after all these flights and stuff. Also, I feel like I'm getting

sick, but slowly. Slowly getting sick. I think I've probably had COVID for two months. We all know what happened in Brooklynoklyn right we pasted a posted a picture of it i did a stage dive something i'd done successfully in chicago in milwaukee where people understand crowd culture you'd successfully stage dived a whole time before this time yep the whole time i went out one time in bk my hometown this is a hometown show for me and i during the song yuppie man we bring our good friend brooks allison on stage he's crushing it and i'm trying to point to the people i'm jumping in there i'd mentioned it before but

i just don't think i really telegraphed it the way i did in the other places and i think they you said you said, you said, I'm going to stage a dive and they laughed. They laughed it off. They didn't know you were serious. They didn't think I was. Yeah. Right. So I didn't do enough of like, here I come. I'm actually doing it. Uh, yeah. And I went down, I think I landed on, there was a big group of big guys right there. And I think I landed slightly to the left of them.

And I just went right down to the floor. A small group of small girls small yeah one whose phone got knocked out of her hand and that was a funny thing when i got on stage so wrecked she was like my friend's phone is gone i'm like i don't know she was like mad at you like yelling at the performer yeah she was nice her name was emily she came on stage she did some shots she was worried about me uh she. She had never been to a show before, I don't think. Any show? Mike, we were all worried about you. Yeah, freaky, Mike. She hadn't been

to a Sloppy Boy show or heard of us, so she had fun. It was no bruise for a couple days. Here's the bruise now. Oh, Mike, it looks like a lower back tattoo tramp stamp. It essentially is, Tim, because I felt like dirt that day.

Dude, I remember you disappeared. You jumped into the crowd and then disappeared into it immediately. It was just like you were in the air and then right on the tile. Because no one helped me. No one helped. No one wanted to help me that day. It took a minute to get you back up and so we kept playing the song but i'm i'm exchanging shocked looks with tim you can see in

the video how alarmed i am and then when you came up you came up facing the stage and your face had a very severe expression on it i was hurt when i was I was on the ground, I mean, you can see that bruise. That's like exactly the spot I landed on, I think. I don't understand the angle, like lower back to jump out and to land. You think that your buttocks would have cushioned the floor.

Oh, you twisted. I keep my buttocks pretty slim, so that's not going to help. But I kind of banged into some people and then fell, so it wasn't a direct hit. Because that would have been like a six foot drop from just onto nothing. That's been like a skateboarder move. Plus you got up. So call it eight.

Yeah. But they pick as they were picking me up. I was like, oh, don't stop. Stop, stop, stop. Dude, your face looked like a guy who had like broken something. I did on the Uber ride back at that night to Tim. I was like, I think I might have cracked a rib. I don't think I did because it still hurts.

But there was a night after Rhode Island. Also, the other thing is I shouldn't have gone right to Rhode Island and jumped around like I nothing was hurt. Yeah, but I couldn't sleep at all in Rhode Island. Yes, you should have. The I nothing was hurt. Yeah. But I couldn't sleep at all in Rhode Island. Yes, you should have. The show must go on. Yeah. But my sleep is all strange because I haven't been able to sleep because it's hurt so bad. So then for one night

and then threw everything off. I like start. I slept six hours in the middle of the day yesterday and then I just woke up. Now it was Jesus. Yeah, I've been I've been putting up some hours. I've been sleeping 11 hour chunks. Not so bad. Mike, that Uber ride you mentioned in New York

when you were saying you might have cracked a rib. It wasn't just any Uber ride. It was riding home from the Alligator Lounge. My first time at the bar from Nathan Fielder's, the rehearsal, the trivia bar that gives out free pizza. I bought a Narragansett. I paid $5 and they handed me a ticket and I went and I got a free wood fired pizza. And then I found another ticket on the floor. I ate a second pizza. Then I saw a third ticket on the floor and I was like, Tim,

you can't have this much pizza. Wow. Tim, this is too good. Don't press your luck. It reminded me of moon shadowshadows in Ithaca. How we used to get free pizza. Yeah, with the free sandwiches. Which is now very different, I understand. Free pizza? I thought it was like they cut up a big sub. Both snub out.

In Moonshadows, yeah, there were some subs at Moonshadows. Oh my god. Food is free there. The Alligator Lounge, I've been there twice. The first time was for a stand-up show and I was just popping in and out. I had to leave right away. And then I didn't want to have anything that night. But yes, free pizzas.

I still don't understand how they do it. I can't believe you guys went out that night. I was so dead. Yeah, you just wanted Taco Bell. That's what you had dancing in your head. We live the life we actually sing about. You know, we jump off stages, we crack our butts,

and we go out and live it. Not me. I'm likeke yeah you're drake and we're we're kendricks what was funny was that friday night in brooklyn you went back to mike's and you you had taco bell and me and mike did we had these pizzas but then sund night in row no Saturday night in Rhode Island post show oh we're like we got we're in a small town westerly Rhode Island we're like and somehow we had a great great turnout there like 200 people 250 people come out to westerly Rhode Island so we're like hey we're we're in the major metropolitan area. Let's grub hub some, some Taco Bell. After the show, after bars close. So late at night, this was such a heartbreaker that it was like two o'clock and we're like,

yeah, yeah, the driver's on his way there. Oh no, the canceled. Oh, but the new driver. Oh no, that driver canceled. Oh, new driver. And then Mike, you're eventually like, you're like, Oh, the place is closed. A guy called. Well, cause I got one of the drivers called me. I think the second driver called me and was like you need i'm here you need to cancel the order because apparently it went out with somebody else so who's just eating it now somewhere i'm sure and then we we need to like i couldn't figure out how to cancel it i was just like i don't know just i can't help you i can't figure it out heartbreaking after entering our order multiple times and having three different drivers flaking us when we finally gave up

it was 3 30 and we were if had we gone to bed at two we would have been fine but then we were crazed and yeah we were staying at an apartment provided to us by the theater we played and there was zero food in there a nice place beautiful place very beautiful new but like new to the point where there were only cleaning products around there was no there were no signs of life there was no life-giving infrastructure whatsoever we were able to scrounge around and find um a like a box or two of dry pasta three boxes three different shapes three different pasta shapes in the cabinets so a luxury in that regard shells uh elbows and sort of squiggles you got your pick of three pastas

but then we had like olive oil hot sauce that someone had given us and then like i remember exactly it was crushed pepper flakes salt pepper and like basil flakes and i gotta say the salt and pepper and basil was the way to go with the little olive oil it was great it was it was uh you know i i boiled up the pasta but then i put all those seasonings in an area and said guys this is the flavor station and it was so funny to see you guys take it seriously like okay yeah the flavor station i'm gonna do basil and pepper oh yeah basil pepper is the way to go i know i stayed away from the basil but on my third bowl i was like i'm gonna try the basil it was a mistake not to try it

man before we get before we had the flavor station up and going all pasta i remember yeah before that part of the drinking big glasses of water just being starving and dying for that taco bell to show up and just being like if i drink enough water i at least won't go to bed like hungry like stomach growling starving yeah oof sad sad stuff out there on tour also westerly town that is the cutest little town i gotta get back there i i loved it yeah they want us back too we rocked it wonderful place and you know if you're listening to this podcast on the very day that it is dropped we will be in pittsburgh tonight at bottle rocket social hall hall and then tomorrow night we're gonna be in philadelphia at philomoka showing our movie and

playing a concert and then sunday afternoon movie matinee at philomoka and philomoka so come out to those shows. Nice. Good time to be a sloppy boy and a slophead, if I'm being quite honest. Better for the slopheads. They get to see. I'm jealous they get to watch us and hear all the music and everything. That's true. We're using up our precious creative energy.

And for what? And for what? To be dropped on the cement floor? Dropped on the cement floor by my hometown friends? That is the last time I attempt something like that, folks. I, in the words of Evel Knievel, I will never jump again. Did he say that? Something like that, probably.

He came out of retirement many times. Yeah, he did. I know the time. Maybe I'm more like Evel Knievel in other ways, folks. Maybe I, too, will jump out of retirement, but not for now. Never again. Your greatest jump is out of retirement. Oh, my God.

Tell you something. The reason I keep thinking like, oh, maybe this is a bruised crack rib or something. When I sneeze or cough, a sneeze is like, yeah. Yeah, man. I cracked a rib and that was that was part of it. You might want to get that looked at. Well, but looked at for what? I don't think they can do anything with a cracked rib. That's true. That's true. So I so I so I pay this

so I pay this doctor fee upon fee and recheck fees and they'll say, well, you can't really do anything. Well, you know what I can do? You know what I can do, bud? I can grab you by the fucking lapels of your lab coat and toss you out the window. You treat me like this. You know what he does, Mike? He says, oh, here's what I can do, bud? I can grab you by the fucking lapels of your lab coat and toss you out the window. You treat me like this.

You know what he does, Mike? He says, oh, here's what I'll do. I'll give you a prescription because I'm in the pocket of big pharma and Purdue Pharma wants me to give you Oxycontin. Next thing you know, you're a fucking hooked on pills. Addicto. Addicto. Yeah. And he said to to me this is when i knew i was fucked he was like he came in looking at uh his notes he's like okay uh nice to meet you mr revenue stream i'm uh uh mr hamford i said okay oh my god what did you just think my name was he's like oh i just was with somebody else called uh mr Revenue. I said, okay, this is fucked.

Asshole. That sucks. Damn. Do we get into some booze news? Yes, please. The Sopranos People Say A-O. Ring down the ring down. Sopranos People Say A-O was sent to us by Ian Bauer. And if you have a booze news theme,

email it to the sloppyboyspodcast at gmail.com. Ian, great work, but you missed a big part of the A-O. The reason we were talking about the Bastille song A-A-O-A-O is because at the end of the show, when we say order again, we say O-A. Here's what someone's got to do is chop up that song so it goes O-O-A, O-A, O-O-A. again we say oh hey here's what someone's got to do is chop up that song so it goes aos are angry orchards if you remember right right right but but we have i think we've we've done an oa and then got oh we've sung that song we have

sung that song we probably sing that song any single time those two letters are mentioned close to each other. As is our want. Thanks, Ian. Yeah, it was a bit early for that for me. Early? That was awful raucous. Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. We didn't. Did we say this is early in the day, Jeff? It's like morning

for you. I'm on the East Coast. Mike's on the East Coast. You just rise and shine. It's 11 a.m. for Jeff. It's on the East Coast. Mike's on the East Coast. You just rise and shine. It's 11 a.m. for Jeff. It's the first time we've done this. I woke up. I was milking the cows and fetching the eggs from the chickens. I said, I've got to do the pod. Forget my morning chores for now.

What about my full udders? Well, you're going to have to wait because I have to go talk to my friends. What's the full udders? Well, you're going to have to wait. Because I have to go talk to my friends. But what's the drink this time? Oh, who cares? You never make them anyway. Well, I never have the ingredients. Moo, by the way.

Ugh. Ugh. Typical. Moo, by the way, is my catchphrase. Shut the fuck up. You haven't said that since I was a little child. A final word on the composer of that Boosness theme, Ian Bauer. Is that a last name or a fucking hockey skate brand?

Hmm. Damn, I could go for a couple Bauer Supremes gel on the inside. Ooh, catch me. You can't catch me. That's the thing. Catch me if you can. Miss me with that shit. That's catch me if you can't catch me. That's the thing. Catch me if you can. Miss me with that shit. Catch me if you can. Miss me with these fucking

fast skates. Guys, is my audio peaking when I go, hey, Bauer? Did it peak? It's more just kind of crunchy audio anyway because you're on an earphone mic. I'm sure it'll be fine once

it goes through the quick time. Come on. Yeah, it's good. fine once it goes through the quick time. It's good. It's good, man. It's all good. That AO made me think of something. Was it the drink of the day? No, we're in booze. What do you want to say with the drink of the day?

What's the actual booze? I can't tell because we just chitchat. Hot off the presses from Brooklyn, New York. Here is a booze news exclusive clip. Jeff, hit play. Here it comes. Oh, yeah, yeah. What is up? Cal Piquet here.

We are backstage at Littlefield in Brooklyn. We got the Sloppy Boys. We got Brooke Salison. We got celebrity bartender Jack Schramm and his friend Justin. How's it going, fellas? Now, Jack, you brought us a Jack Schramm and his friend Justin. How's it going, fellas? What up? What up? Now, Jack, you brought us a special treat.

Tell us what it is. So I brought the boys tonight a bottle of the collaboration between the Empirical Spirits Corporation and the Frito-Lay favorite Doritos. We've got the nacho cheese distillate in the house tonight. So this is, you said it's like a neutral spirit that is flavored with nacho cheese there you go um let's do some sniff first that's weird now we don't sorry I was reading the bottle you're talking you said there was no vodka it's like a spirit it but we don't know what that is. It's a neutral spirit. It's truly a nacho cheese spirit. So it's the malted grains.

You said it was vacuum sealed or something. Vacuum distilled. There you go. So they don't have to heat it for the liquid to boil because they do it under vacuum. So it's pure cheese flavor that's never been cooked. Okay. I'm smelling like a chocolate bar. I love raw cheese. It's very lactic. Okay. I'm smelling like a chocolate bar. I love raw cheese.

It's very lactic. It's lactic. It does smell like the powder. The powder at the end of the bag. It smells like cheese. We have a bag dust expert in the house. Yes! Start collecting your nacho dust.

Here we go, buddy. You were crazy for this one. Bottoms up. Cheers. To celebrity bar dinner, Jack Tram. Hey there, Jack. Oh, God. Woo, woo, woo. Bottoms up to Celebrity Bar Dinner Jack Tram! Oh! God!

That is so fucking gross. To the people at Empirical. You really get the corn chip on the finish. Oh, you taste it. You do. Yeah, it is not wrong. The breath after the fast. It tastes like after a Super Bowl party.

What is this? You're chasing with water because you hate it so much? Yeah. I say, by the time it's gone, I'm sitting in a good cheese flavor now. It tastes like I had a Dorito. I say cheers to the flavorists for a very accurate picture. Too accurate a picture. No, they nailed it.

I'm a fan. What do you think? You know, it's all right. It's's good you put that on ice though i mean it's so it's so good it brought tear to my eye literally he's crying he was moved about me too you know you put it on ice um i've heard people make margaritas with it and enjoy it oh i can see that i haven't had a chance to to fuck around with it too much. Everything you've said is true. I think I'm old. He's a notary public.

I'm not in a shot mood right now. Not anymore. Well, you heard it here from Littleville in Brooklyn. We all love the drink. Peace out. We'll see you back at home base. That's fun when you've heard about something on Booze News, but you don't think we can't get our hands on the bottle how are we

gonna get that that's why you gotta be friends with celebrity bartenders that's so cool that is cool that we hear about those things all the time i didn't put it together in the moment how special that was was that uh the intermission or pre-show i forget pre-show oh right pre-show baby yeah pre-show yeah I think you're right. Um, it was a weird taste to me. I just couldn't separate myself from like drinking Doritos. You know what I mean? Like I think, cause I like Dorito. I like the Dorito taste and it tastes like Doritos. So I like the taste. Mike, there's, there's no reason to separate yourself because that's what was happening. I know, but I can't, I can't be like, I can't be like, oh yes, I like this taste, but I'm drinking it.

It's funny, Charam said it's pure cheese vacuum that's never been cooked. I didn't understand what that was. I think it was like, you know, pure spirit and it's been like vacuumed through like pure nacho cheese or something. But the idea of never been cooked. Yeah, it's like so that the cheese part didn't have to get cooked i feel bad for the cheese that's never been cooked like drewberry more oh never been cooked we i would like to try because if they can if flavors can do stuff like this i want to try a drink that tastes like doritos and a chip that tastes like pepsi so i'm got everything okay didn't they do mountain dew chips maybe i think

they did mountain dew flavored doritos yes something like oh yeah that does kind of ring a bell you know for the gamers interesting oh baja blast interesting interesting but um here's the thing you guys you mentioned flavorist it's not like this is an approximation that's the whole thing it is dorito cheese i know that's what i didn't that's what i understand what the difference is but i i get that yeah this is like in church when they tell you now i get that so it's not flavors i get it now in church when they tell you this is the body of Christ and you're like, but, okay. I believe in transignification, but not necessarily transubstantiation. There you go. Thanks, Tim.

Right? Transubstantiation anyway yeah speaking of speaking of cool bartenders hooking us up we also post show went over to the fucking went to the cabinet in the east village and uh our boy noah gave us a whole tequila tasting i learned so much about agave you could ask me anything about agave and i have the answer now what's it come from what does it come from i guess tequila yeah just agave comes from hey it's not a cactus it's not a cactus i'll tell you that it's it's a plant most akin to an asparagus oh i like asparagus hey when i was in rhode island it was mother's day we went out my parents and i were in town we went out to a uh we had like a kind of a seaside restaurant type place for mother's day we had i'd never had this before you know frickles you know what frickles is oh yes asparagus

asparagus version of frickle i said this is wonderful wait a minute so they pickled the asparagus and then fried it? They don't pickle anything. It's just like, or like cucumber fricles or zucchini. It's basically just deep fried asparagus. Damn. But it had this really good hollandaise sauce to dip and it was

the breading had like some parmesan cheese in it too kind of cooked in. Nice. That was good. Better than my fucking shitty ass plain ass asparagus. Yeah, I know. Steam. What do they make around here?

Yeah, I've been eating raw asparagus unseasoned. I need to go back and watch I put this movie on every once in a while, but I need to go back and watch the Phantom Thread moment where... Never been kissed. Yeah, never been cheesed. No, in Phantom Thread where, what does it say?

Woodcock is like eating asparagus with his girlfriend. And he's like, he likes oil on it or something. He's like, I just am astounded by my own gallantry that I'm not like flipping the table. I forget what the exact words are, but he's going nuts over these. Is that the scene where he's like, I can't begin my day with a confrontation? No, no, that's that's the, um, this is

like after work, but yeah, that's a funny one too. She's like, she's like, it's as if you've ridden a horse through the room. Oh, he's so funny in that movie. The whole breakfast order thing. Funny guy. That's a movie that like subject matter and just like aesthetically like, well, this is going to be kind of stuff I've never seen before.

But it's like you're watching some really like dressmaking and like very well thought out stuff. I don't know what to say. And people getting kinky with poisonous mushrooms. Yeah, that's fun. Watch yourself, Tim. We don't,

this is not spoiler country. Oh, we should have a separate podcast called spoiler country. That was a podcast at one point, wasn't it? Or what is that? Or it was a UCB show or something. I always liked the name of it,

but I never knew what it was. Scarborough County. Yeah. I think Scarborough County is part of spoiler country. The never knew what it was. Sklarborough County. Yeah, I think Sklarborough County is part of Spoiler Country. The county is within that country. Spoiler Country, I like the name. Can I have it?

Is that it for Booze News? Wrap it up! You blew it! And now we turn our attention to the drink of the day. Mmm. Yes. This is a good one. I forget.

I don't have it. Who's got it? I don't have it either. I assume Tim, because he's our online news guy, but we can talk about it. Do any of us have to have this one? I feel like this one just sort of is out there. The internet just got this one. This very much was a fan request, right?

We start getting tags dms yep uh my ass is hubbing i'm trying to and and that's hard for us because we have we keep our smartphones up our butts so every time we're very disruptive ow every time you get a text plus I'm taking the case off my phone so it's just this like it's a circuit board that's always it's a circuit board that's always kind of sparking and seizing

okay so none of us have had but all of us have heard about the gonster here's the the thing the original tweet x user posted this uh somebody named frankie francis tweeted are you okay babe you've hardly touched your gonster accompanied by a picture of a can of guinness a can of monster energy drink and a pint glass in which the two are mixed together in a beautiful two tone, black top, green bottom situation. Yeah.

And, um, you know, we looked at it, we laughed and lots of people were, were attacking us. We said, thanks for all the laughs.

And a lot of us moved on. Yeah. We moved on with our lives, you know, but it wouldn't go away well now the mentions are coming from a new spot ah my fucking balls man um i gotta put a screen and factory casing back on oh that one hit my balls well i was riding a horse and the phone bumped forward and up to anyway,

listen, here's, here's what we don't ignore. We ignore DMS. We ignore at mentions. We don't ignore the slop heads who are our Patreon subscribers who are on the sloppy boys discord. There's a channel there called booze news. And I, when they speak i listen they're in a way they're my bosses they're like the board you know they're sort of like the shareholders yeah

right the shareholders um and i i could think of myself as a powerful guy i'm like kendall in succession i still i'm still at the whims of the board you know yeah so when when in the channel there a t yep yes um so there they were mentioning it there and saying you guys should do this on the show and then i chime in uh okay guys is this a drink or is this a funny meme because we all know the meme format babe are you okay you haven't touched your blank is always accompanied by some gross food that doesn't actually exist but it's funny just for the meme and then the discord says well tim editor in chief looks like this talker had it tick tocker had it and this youtuber had it and i look around and it's kind of become i wouldn't say it's a drink that people order but it's a challenge more like you know like uh people people are doing it and uh and i've seen

people chug it the the the videos that i saw with the most views were like a dad on facebook being like well my son told me that this is fire and i gotta do it so he mixed it up and he he used a spoon you pour the monster in first and then use a spoon to layer the the guinness on top of it and it did layer for him and then he chugged the whole thing and he said it was lit and then uh no cap yeah and then there's also an alternate and some people are calling this an eyelash or something right because it's got the green roots and the black hair like like billy eilish yeah i've heard it called a billy irish as well because it's oh that's fun hey and for you fortnite freaks uh billy eilish is running all over the map

that everyone's as billy eilish these days i didn't realize that fortnite what i watch you guys playing and there's star wars guys and there's there's all kinds of guys you meet all your favorite brands come to play, Tim. If I had the money, I'm telling you both, I would get you both PS5s because you're, Tim doesn't even have a rig. Jeff, your rig is sold. God damn it.

This thing's shooting steam out the sides. Mike, why do you need the money? I'm sure there's a payment plan or a credit card situation. Run it up, man. Yeah, you don't have to have it on hand. That's true. Mike, you're good for it. Bet on yourself. Bet on yourself. I have your podcast. You'll have the money. I'll have the money eventually. Yes. You know what? I'm going to write myself a check for

2025 for a million dollars. I'm going to go up to the Hollywood Hills, look out and put it in my wallet and wait until next year. Jim Carrey. That was a Jim Carrey thing. That was a Jim Carrey move. Allegedly. I don't know if he's ever been up there in the Hollywood Hills. Nobody's seen him. Nobody's seen him. Little sus. I know he went to Aspen.

Those are high mountains. Aspen. Yeah, he went to Aspen and his fucking friend destroyed one of the toilets in the gas room. His fucking friend. And then he got his tongue stuck to a chairlift. Go ahead, Tim.

The friend did, certainly. Anyway, I think what we're saying here is the people spoke and we listened. We said, yeah, this is a meme joke mainly for a funny image, but enough people are doing it that it would be worth us tasting it and enough people are doing it and saying it's actually not bad which seems like fucking bullshit um it did it made us want to uh give it a shot it's gonna look

cool uh i'm excited for it well do we get into it now what, what do we say? Like, recipe-wise, yeah, I mean, just pour a monster into the bottom half of a pie glass and then hold a spoon over that while you pour, fill up the rest up with Guinness from a can of Guinness, I guess. Is there any other? Yeah, and the Guinness is on top. So it's sort of a reverse Billie Eilish, if you really think about it, because she has like the green roots and the black hair. Whatever.

Let's not get into the semantics. Why wouldn't roots be at the bottom? Why wouldn't roots be at the bottom? Well, maybe she's upside down. Oh, she's upside down. I get it. Okay. She's doing it upside down.

She's, yeah. Okay. She's doing it. This is the Billy Irish handstand. Okay. Well, let's agree next week. We have to do a Phineas drink next week. Okay.

Yeah. What color is his hair? it's just kind of uh he's like a brown red okay so we'll drink campari uh now tim uh tell the audience what you mean by holding a spoon over it you hold the spoon upside down when you make a black and tanned you you take a tablespoon you turn it upside down and you kind of try to hold it down into the glass just above the liquid you know that's already in there so now so when you're pouring your Guinness you don't want it to splash down hard into the green monster drink you want it to hit the spoon and slowly dribble onto the monster drink it's it's breaking the fall basically basically, like those Brooklyn fan slob heads could not do for me.

I put all my trust in them, and they couldn't come through. But I'm hoping you guys come through on this drink. Yeah, me too. Let's see who gets the best gradient. Yeah. This is going to be tough. I've never done this successfully. You don't want a gradient.

You want it to look like two solid objects just sitting on top of each other. I've never done this successfully. You don't want a gradient. You want it to look like two solid objects just sitting on top of each other. I've never done that move successfully, and I don't think I've ever purchased a Monster drink. Holding it in my hand today when I bought it, I was like, I think I've had a sip of this stuff, but I've never drank a whole one of these or even had it in my hand. I've had the sugar-free white one, but I've never had original green Monster. I'm excited to taste that.

And also, it's funny. I'm up here in the Adirondacks. This is monster country, man. It's funny because you're out here, beautiful mountains, beautiful nature. But when you pull into town, every gas station, there's a bit in the window is monster. It's like dudes are chugging monster here. Big monster flag on top of the American flag. big monster flag on top of the american flag it's because there's there's like uh there's a lot of uh snowmobiling and stuff up in upstate so i think that's a huge like yeah that and four-wheeling

and stuff like that is a big part of energy wasn't there something before monster that that did that like i swear like rockstar those sorts yes okay because i was like it wasn't red bull but there was another like energy drink that was really had their iconography out there and i think yeah i'm thinking a rock star but also like there's weird other shit like fox racing you know you know like fox racing that's not yeah not an energy drink but like another brand you just see a shit ton of with like dirt bikes and snowmobiles and shit i one time before i left la i went to a play it again sports to get i sold off my uh hockey equipment and i had it in like a bag like a hockey bag and the guy was like oh man uh uh racer like motocross racers love these bags

wait what kind of bag just like a hockey bag it. It's like a, you know, tougher nylon thing. He's like, they, you know, a brand like Fox makes these things and people pay like a thousand bucks for them. Cause they just like work. So for some reason they've fallen into like the,

uh, the motocross world. Wow. He was going to sell mine. Mine was all dinged up and shitty, but, uh, we should bring back,

uh, some of the classic brands from our youth. Let's bring back Russell Athletic. You remember Russell Athletic? Yeah. Or Wilson. Wilson could be cool, the cool new brand.

Yeah. My hockey bag when I was a kid, I think it was CCM. Yes. Mine was iTech. My little sister had that CCM bag. I love a ccm bag all right let's mix up these um gonsters what do you say let's do it i think we should all right folks here come the ads get your wallets ready whoo here we go bye folks and rag monsters in hand uh did anybody else have the issue that i had yeah yeah it's not green so the green monster that the one i figured it was just normal ass, plain green,

original monster would be green. It's not, it's some other kind of monster. So we got to do this again. Fuck that. This one looks like a Red Bull. I mean, I just got like the monster energy.

Like, yeah, that's what I got. I think we all got exactly thinking that, yes, this is the green one, but in the meme, in, in the, in the thing you made jeff

it's like a night it's like a monster nitro maybe fuck it's monster nitro fuck my life it has to be the nitro super dry monster energy nitro so we got to put that in the recipe when we fucking uh yeah uh post fuck this is the first when we fucking post. This is a first, though. We've all made it wrong. That's a first if I've ever heard. What a bummer to do this and not get the one thing you wanted to get out of it. The cool little look is the only thing. I don't want to fucking drink this shit.

Neither do I. This is the lesson. We now know we don't chase meme crap. We don't chase clout. We chase our heart. We follow our hearts. I think the lesson here is we didn't take meme crap seriously enough to look closely at the picture and follow it to the letter of the law the way we would have done if it had been an IBA recipe. We should respect the internet as the new IBA.

Shit. Okay. All right. I take that back. First sips. Here we go. You got to chug it because otherwise you're only going to taste Guinness. Chug? Yeah, I'm going to chug.

Bottoms up. I ain't chugging that. Oof. I'll do a half chug. Ooh, I'm definitely getting the monster through the Guinness even if they're not. Yeah. I'm going to guinness to mine i'm not getting any it's weird to taste guinness but have that like fakie fruity i mean i'll tell you what it did i just made the monster better right because guinness the flavor of the Guinness disappears, but the soft frothiness dilutes the monster and

makes it like a more palatable, silky rich monster. I didn't taste the Guinness at all. Yeah, I don't really taste the Guinness at all. The Guinness kind of tastes like Red Bull. Or Monster Dust. Oh, what a bummer.

I gotta stop doing these drinks, man. Disgusting. Are you getting sniffly too, Mike? I'm getting like... Yeah. Itchy throat. I feel like it's allergies. Like it's getting hot all of a sudden.

Guys, from outward appearances, if you click on this episode, let's say you don't know, so you'd be like, oh, this is some crazy fucking, these guys are doing some crazy internet challenge with this crazy concert. It's three tired guys from touring.

We're lower energy, lower energy than we've ever been. I got bad internet and bad sound. Cause I made cabin. Hanford's bruised up. Jeff's sick. You're sitting in front of a bunch of stuffed animals. And we're, we just of a bunch of stuffed animals.

And we just drank a drink that is not even the right drink and this is like the most low energy possible execution of what is promised in the title of this episode. That's why this is fun. They can't all be bangers folks. Some of them, they're going to be a dud.

Also, if you come to this thinking, oh, they're all bangers, that's not what this show is about. I mean, we do say the drinks you love. This is an exploration of the spirit artistry. The spirit of the spirits. Here's what's strange.

That's gross. The taste is not really the thing, but the feeling. I mean, when this hits me, it's going to be like I just had an espresso martini. I'm getting booze and fucking Tori. It's sort of your sidewalk slammer adjacent.

That was a good episode. Now that's a good episode, folks. Go listen to that one. Stop this one right now because I'll tell you it's not getting any better than this. I'm looking at the clock here. We're just going to run this out. Let's just sit and take a knee. We'll be silent until for the next 20 minutes, and then we will play the theme song at the end.

I'll tell the listeners, just be happy for what you have right now, because the struggle with me is I'm, when I drove up here from Rhode Island, I stopped in New Haven and I got some of that good pizza we love from Frank Pepe's. And I'm looking at a slice and I want to eat it,

but I'm like, Tim, you can't be lip smacking on the microphone. No, no. That's what I want to be doing, but I'm going to, I'm not going to do that. Well, you have the pizza with you now. Oh yeah, I have a slice. It's looking at him.

Yeah, I'm looking at looking right at it's taunting him and seducing him from across the room mike look i got one slice of white clam and one slice of pepperoni just oh he's got it right there white clear you go tim i admire your um your integrity remember i admire something about you i don't know what it is when we were on tour one time we got we were going from boston, New York and we got a Frank Pepe pepperoni pie laid on the trunk of the car and just went fucking ham on it. Yeah, we should have gotten

ham on it. And they cut it all weird. The circle pie, but they don't cut it. They don't cut it right. They cut it weird. The pepperonis are regular. The slices are sliced every which way. Every which-a-way. It's weird because you're in New Haven and you think a lot of the math majors from

Yale would come down and say, that's actually not an acute angle. That's obtuse. That's obtuse, the history majors. Well, actually, in Italy, the first pizzas were square-cut. Shut up. You're all nerds. Where's my gunster?

Coming from that guy. Shut up. You're all nerds. Where's my Gunster? Coming from that guy. Shut up. You're all nerds. Where's my Gunster that I don't like and I don't make? Where's my mismade Gunster? I should have chugged it like you, Tim, because now I'm just sitting at a half of a thing and I don't want to. That's worse.

I still have a great separation. I still have all monster down. Jeff, from appearances, you haven't gotten to the monster yet. You've just been drinking the top half of Guinness. Well, it's effectively ruining the Guinness. Don't worry. I'm getting a little bit. Yeah.

I'll tell you, I know what my round two is going to be already. Guinness. Just the Guinness. Just the Guinness. Yeah. After my morning two cups of coffee, maybe I don't need half a fucking pint glass full of monsterness. Yeah, after my morning two cups of coffee, maybe I don't need half a fucking pint glass full of Monster Energy. Yeah, that's true.

Your little heart's just going to... Let's be honest. I don't need Guinness either, but that one's at least fun. I wasn't able to find the cans. I was only getting these out there. Ooh, extra stout. Now, is that different?

That's different. Yeah, that's different. It's in a bottle. I mean, yeah. I got draft stout. It's got a more beer-y taste to it. Yeah, I that different? That's different. Yeah, that's different. It's in a bottle. I mean, yeah. I got Draft Stout. It's got a more beer-y taste to it. I have what Jeff has in there. These are just the soft froths.

Soft froth silky. This still tastes like a regular Guinness though, so I'm... Have you seen the other things they're trying to do nitro with? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is Monster Nitro interesting? Because, like, there's

Pepsi Nitro also. In the next episode, we're going to start with an addendum. We're going to get the right stuff, and we're going to do mini ones right at the beginning. I would do mini. Shit, I would just even do this again, but right. I wouldn't. A whole other episode?

I wouldn't do that, Jeff. Why not? Because that seems like kind of a crazy waste of time. Don't you think? I don't know. Alright, you want to do a second round? We can discuss it though. I am so open to discussion on that because it could be

fun. Sometimes I say no to things and it just needs to be explained to me why I'm wrong. Have we ever fucked up this bad before, though? Have we ever had all three of us make a fuck up? No, we never had three people doing the wrong drinks. This is just a triple whiff? Do we suck? What? I mean, a

true whiff would be if we got like Guinness and like Pepsi or something. This is at least monster energy drink. Yeah. It's a whiff. 188. One episode out of 188 is a

whiff. That's pretty good. I don't see it being a whiff, though, because the episode itself is not a whiff. Right, because we are I would say this. We're charismatic. We're magnetic. We're compelling. We're engaging. Sure. And the charismatic. We're magnetic. We're compelling. We're engaging. Sure.

And the audience. We told the audience to get the right stuff in the recipe tile online. And they follow us online. They all follow us online. So they know to get Monster Energy Nitro Super Dry in the green can. Green can. The green monster. The folks have learned from green monster. The folks

have learned from our mistake. We've done a public service. That's why I think this is a good episode. I also say folks, send us on our post. We're going to post this on X, I'm sure. We always do. And Instagram always do.

Put a picture of your gonster if you made it correctly. Reply to our ex post. Yes, and with your gangster looking thing. Reply to our ex post with your gangster looking thing. Yeah, let me guess. Yes,

it's 2024. You have to guess? Didn't have that on my bingo card. Didn't even have my bingo card yet you don't have you don't have your 2024 bingo card yet no i haven't new york new york state has been so slow getting them out to everybody it's like sick that sucks i did just get a uh a jury duty questionnaire in the mail though oh yeah that's a blast i ignored one of those and i'm scared i think i owe 1500 bucks a jury duty questionnaire in the mail, though. Ooh. Yeah, that's a blast.

I ignored one of those and I'm scared. I think I owe $1,500. You're going to fucking jail, dude. They don't want your money. They want you in jail. I'm going to fucking fry sending Timmy to the chair. Ooh, a little bit of Greek flambe.

A geek flambe, if you ask me. I would be so sad if I was getting executed and then the executioner turns to my family and friends and says, ooh, a little bit of Greek flambé. Ooh, is that Feta? He'd be a real sick guy to do something like that. That's fucked up. They still wear the black sacks over their head.

No, I don't think so. Where do they do electric chairs? That's like just a few more, a few states left who do that, right? Nick Simmons in the electric chairs? Oh, your band, your first band. My old band, yeah. When somebody does the oral history of the Sloppy Boys, that's going to be fun to get Nick Simmons in for that and be like,

yeah, this was one guy, you'll see him on the tape. He seems, well, he's wearing a shirt he just bought, so he seems stiff. He's much, much older and much more worried than the rest of us. Older, but wiser. And weirdly, the only one getting paid for that whole fiasco. Really? Well, I'm sure Nick got paid. Yo, let's take a break and go to round two, huh? Is there anything left even in this segment? Or are we just kind of done? We're getting the hell out of here. I'm going to do my second

round with just the Guinness. Yeah, I'm going to finish my can of Guinness. You know what? I'm going to do the rest of my thing of Guinness and then just a little top off with Monster just to sort of honor. See if it sinks to the bottom. Yeah, sure. Just a little splash.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. You know what i'm excited i'm excited too about uh i got a six pack of these of these guinness stout bottles and i don't have i usually don't have uh beer in the fridge but it's nice to have kind of a classic one and done like you can drink one or two of these and be like yeah okay i had a couple beers i was so in the cocktail lane for so long just making up up, you know, squeezing citrus and making like three, four ingredient cocktails. I really did miss just having beers around a quick grab and go, grab it, crack it, drink it down. It's great, but I will say on tour, we've been drinking beers and they're cold, they're chuggable, but I can't have too many, man. I was trying to push more of those Narragansetts into my stomach.

There was no room. You have too much beer too. The next morning I can see have too many, man. I was trying to push more of those Narragansetts into my stomach. There was no room. You have too much beer, too. The next morning, I can see it on my face. The beer foam splashing on your face? Yeah, it left marks. Mike, we've got to buy you a napkin, dude. It left clean marks where all the dirt was on my face. The beer washed off the dirt.

All right, folks. We'll be back with more Sloppy Boys after this. And we're back with round two. Mine is a Guinness with a little splash of Monster. Mine's a Guinness. Hey, you know what was a nice thing about this episode? I went on to my, in the back of my cocktail cart.

I had a couple of these where I was keeping this big mug. I found a proper pint glass. I didn't think I had any. And this thing was tucked way back. I said, oh, a little Montauk pint glass. I'll take that. A proper pint glass. You know what I used to have?

I think we may have stole this from a bar at one point in our LA days. But we had in LA a pint glass that had a gradient clear to purple. And it was an LA Lakers glass. That was a Lakers glass? Yeah. It was good, though. It was nice and solid. It had kind of like the gradient paint was kind of matted,

had a little feel to it. Ooh! Yeah, I liked that one. The one I didn't like, remember? It was something like that, but it was a pink glass that had a little bowed curvature to it. It was also a gradient. You remember this one from the frame?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That thing sucked. That was the worst glass. It is great when you pour a drink for yourself at your house, be it alcoholic or anything, like, I like this glass, man. It feels good on the lip. It's so embarrassing. Every morning when I make myself a cup of coffee i look at the mugs and i'm like oh i want this i wanted my other mug

mugs that i don't like i've been doing that lately this past this whole year i've just kind of been trying to uh you know throw stuff out marie kahn do some stuff and i've been doing that lately where i'll be like i hate this glass like. It's like, well, throw it out. What do you put it on the street for someone to take? It's like, uh, I don't, I'm an adult. I don't have to drink out of a thing. I don't like folks. You got to do that with your socks and underwear. Whenever you're going through and you're like, fuck these socks, I'm down to the duds. Get rid of the duds. Go get yourself two, six packs of new pairs of socks and have them all be the same. You don't have to match them or anything.

They all match. Now, you know, I've told you this before. They all match. Exactly. You don't have to, oh, this matches this. This one has tacos on it. It can't match the smiley face one. Hey, hey, hey.

You know, those problems that everyone has. All of my socks are the same Calvin Klein sock. All of my underwear is the same Calvin Klein underwear. Really? You're like Steve jobs. Yeah. When the sock gets a hole, it's tossed.

When the underwear is full of shit, it gets wrapped up in a diaper and tossed. I, uh, I've always said this. You guys probably have heard this meet spout off about this a thousand times. If I ever got rich, like I won the lottery,

the Mega Ball. Or, hey, just have a lot of friends and a lot of goodwill. Ah, yes. Or if this episode takes off and it makes us all rich. What if we got a deal for Monster Energy drink on this episode? They're like, oh, you didn't like it? Well, we're going to sign you as as we're going to sponsor you guys to get you to

like it. How do you like it now? Yeah, we like it now. You rich little fucks. If I ever got rich, I would a get a driver, drive me everywhere.

B brand new socks every morning. Damn. Wasteful. Yes. I think you could do that.'s wasteful but i will donate them when i'm done with it but could you imagine brand new a sock i like too it's pretty good if it's a new pair every morning you could do the lighter trick and flame up the chemicals on the sock every morning because you can only do that once per pair oh what do you mean come again ever

you ever light a lighter and hold it up to your sock and it'll go Oh, because of all the lint and stuff? No, because I don't really do that. No, it's like the chemicals that have been factory sealed and sprayed onto the sock. You can only do it once prepare. Oh, are you supposed to do that?

What about the wash cycle? Does the wash cycle get rid of that? I don't think the wash cycle gets rid of it so i could do it i could do it now you're telling me i could do it right now i don't think the wash cycle does it what the hell are we talking about we don't know you're sitting on a landmine your closet is full of socks they're about to blow man so i'm hoping a pair of socks i put them on i walk in the street i'm walking around on two fucking neutron bombs. If someone has a lighter around, you tell me that now.

All right, guys. This was kind of a dud of an episode. I'm going to try and save it real quick. It's time for... It's time for a... What do we got? Give me that, dumbass. It's time for Dutton's Demolitions.

Oh, yeah. Dutton's Demolishments. Damn. Folks, this is a late edition of a recurring segment this is duttons demolitions right i haven't heard that in a while that's very funny i've never heard it in segment three this is crazy uh it's kind of an unprecedented move yeah that is very funny well i was gonna do this because uh well it'll it'll come to light shortly but um we've been on the road lately. There's a lot to enjoy on the road, is there not? Yeah, as a certain moose might say, we've been on the road again. A lot of highlights and some low lights as well. Yeah.

I think I'm going to take this opportunity to kind of blow up one of the low lights. Can you imagine? Any guesses? You're going to glow up, like make it a better thing i'm gonna blow it up you know because it's dutton's demolitions we kind of blow it up right yeah meaning meaning you don't talk about it yeah what you blow it up and it's gone yeah yeah like you know blow me up tom that sort of thing uh tom like us um my guess would have been the Taco Bell Misfire Night where we waited so long

and had to eat noodles. That was a close one, but Tim, that one's also already been covered. It's been well covered on this episode. Okay, I was going to say the Brooklyn Drop. Oh, that's pretty bad too. Yeah, you're right.

But we already discussed it. I don't know what you're going to... Hold on, Let me think. The whole tour has been bad. Let me think back. Let me think back. Oh, no. Jeff.

Jeff's birthday spent at missing flights at LAX. How about that? Oh. Even that was bad. Even that was bad. Spending the whole birthday on delayed flights. But that's not actually where I'm going with this. Hold on.

I just... We got to explain this. This has never happened before. Our flight was delayed so we left late and then as we were going to the airport, the flight was undelayed. It was like, good news, your flight's back to Europe. We're like, well, now we're going to be two hours late. That was insane. That's happened to me

but it's while it's in the airport. Your flight's delayed. Oh, it's not delayed. But to stay home and see that and be like, oh, it's delayed. We'll stay home. That sucks. It was rather crude. Amazing.

Go ahead, Tim. And then so we get a new flight. Well, I got to the I got we split up because Tim didn't have bags. And I was like, I want to throw the bags through the bag thing. And they said, you can make the flight, but your bags aren't going to make it. We've shut down like the oh right cut off to the to the plane to get from like check-in yeah so they were like you can get the you know we'll give you the noon flight if you want and then tim was like all right i'll take the

noon flight as well so we can like at least go together and then that flight was also delayed so we woke up at like 4 30 in the morning and pulled into your place at like 11 30 at night like a full day just getting like on your birthday fucked yeah but i'm not a guy who's like oh my birthday you know but still it just sucks and hey we did go to uh ford's filling station to have some uh uh bloody marys and oh i had a tequila sunrise we got some beers that was kind of fun that was actually pretty good. Wait, is Ford's Filling Station across the street? You were at LAX?

This is at the LAX. Is it across from the Lemonade? Is that that place? Yeah. Yeah, it is. It is? Okay, I know that. It's like at all the rock and roll memorabilia. Oh no, that's rock and bruise. Oh no, that's rock and bruise. Same terminal. Same terminal.

Oh wait, my demolition. Oh, wait, but wait. My demolition. Now, we flew into the greatest city in the world, Tim, did we not? New York City. Oh, my God. City that never sleeps. And we stayed for free at a good friend's home. Isn't that great?

Oh, no. I got to say, I slept like a dream every night. I got to guess. Can I guess? Did you? no i gotta say i i slept like a dream every night i gotta guess is it can i guess was it that bug that showed up on the ceiling and i had to knock it down no i felt so embarrassed about that you guys come over i got a bug on the wall no my wasn't my one of my snores no it's not even that was the fact that tim left one of his snoring apparatus on my couch and i got home and i saw it it was so small i left i left my nose clip

on his couch no i'm sorry to say and mike i wasn't going to bring this up because you had such a bad time with the fall the demolition of this week is that goddamn shower you got that thing is completely fucked up it It is fucked up. Pressure, I give it a, I mean, I would give it a zero out of ten. It's a trickle. It's a trickle. If water didn't come out of it, it would be a zero. If water didn't come out.

So water technically does exit it. I'm telling you. The temperature, control, I guess you could say. A lack of there. The H, it took me forever to find out that the H and the C are switched. So the C is actually hot. The H is actually cold. The left is cold. The right is hot. Any changes you make, you have to wait like a full, you have to wait like a full two minutes for it to have an effect. So you kind of do a lot of waiting around in there. You're kind of

looking at your watch in there, waiting for the shower. shower well the h and c don't stand for hot and cold i eventually figured out that that the uh the the c stands for crazy hot and then the h that h stands for hypothetically cold the h stands for oh boy that's cold sure now i i used to have the qualm that like mike you don't open the window when you shower you're supposed to open the window right it's i'm even beyond that now buddy well but but but let's talk about that for a second my window and in my shower yes opens up to like a neighbor across the alleyways like window okay you know that's tough i did buy a screen for it now and I'm going to fashion up something to kind of put in front. Cause it's like, it's been, you're seeing not the,

not the private parts, but you're seeing like a pretty, I love the window. Uh, chest. You love the window, but Tim, do you keep it closed? Do you love the window? Keeping it closed? This was the one thing I loved about the showers. I, uh, I love having hot water barely drizzling and trickling on me. But then I popped open a window, got some nice cool air coming in. It was nice. Barely drizzling.

Yeah. So here's what happened with that shower. It's always the knobs have always been switched. And I learned that I was having such a good time with that shower. I put a new shower head in. It's got the thing that reaches around. You can take off the handle. And it was going well for a while. Last month, April, when I was kind of not home at all. I was with you guys, the Sphere. I went to Chicago twice.

I got back at one of those times away and it all was different. And I said, what the fuck is going on here? They do that. It was, I mean, it reminded me of the Seinfeld low flow shower heads, but there wasn't an announcement or anything. So, but Jeff, you mentioned getting another shower head. Yes. Here's my tip to you and to anybody struggling with a bad flow in the shower. Get yourself, I got what is called a Speakman AnyStream.

And this is apparently they use some sort of magic where they take low pressure and they build it up so that it sprays nice and strong. Yeah, send me a link. Don't miss me with that link, Jeff. I'm going to send it to you. Does it have like a little tank or something where it's letting water build up and then like a super soaker? Dude, I don't know, but

I had the building maintenance guy switch out my shower head because it was just like pissing doing that, just like that limp piss. Yeah. And, um, it wasn't any better. And I was,

and I said like, okay, dude, sorry. Just put the old one back on. Like, nevermind. You were unable to fix this.

And, um, and then I found the speakman, any stream, which apparently they use in hotels also. And, uh, I threw that bad boy on there.

You got to use that. You got to use that insulated tape, that electrical tape you put around the thread so it doesn't get trippy. But folks, that's my, that's my little tip. Otherwise, I got to say, Mike, worst shower experience I've ever had. And this is coming from a guy who once broke bones in a shower. I know. Oh my God. You fell in a San Francisco hotel shower.

Yes. Fractured your ankle. I would love to lean on the red button with you here, Jeff, because I hate that shower, too. There's been many times I've been like, oh, I got an appointment or meeting or something. I got to go, and I would get in the shower, and it's like, I'm waiting around, man. Or you do the thing where it's like just freezing and you're like rubbing soap on it. It's like you take the shower handle and go,

just hope it gets off somehow. You wash your face in the sink because it's like, I'm not going to be in here anymore. Anything I don't have to wash in the shower, I'm outsourcing to the sink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And with that, Mike's shower, you're demolished.

Melan, you put in a little blast there. Yeah, Melan, put in something that's really extended like, target locked. Yeah. Coming in on target. Fire. Put in 15 minutes of

Oppenheimer. Don't put in until now, just so that you heard everyone hear this. And then here, put it in here. Coming in on target. Fire. Now I am become death. The destroyer. That goddamn shower you got.

Great. Nice. So that's how, that's how Milan, uh, uh, addressed that note we gave him live. So good job Milan or bad job if it didn't sound good. Okay. Final thoughts. Tim, you want to kick us off? Okay, well, we didn't make the drink right,

but this drink that I had here, no, not order again. Ruined a good Guinness. Round two was just straight Guinness. I liked it. I like drinking Guinness. I'm on board for one beer. I had a Labatt at a hockey game last night,

and I said, one beer is a very delicious thing. So I ordered a beer again. I saw the Adirondack Thunder beat the Norfolk, what's their names, and advance. Yeah, they're playing the Florida Everblades in the Eastern Conference Finals. But all these drinks are bad, but I do like beer. And most importantly, during the break, I ate a slice of white clam pizza from Frank Pepe's,

and I give that an order again. Nice, nice, nice. Mike, your thoughts? This is, yeah, not an order again for me. And I know we didn't make it right color-wise, but I would imagine the Nitro, maybe the taste isn't probably that. In what world is that going to be like oh no but you have to do with the nitro because it saves it the nitro is good it's still taurine and whatever just taking a taste of this monster do you guys you you guys are uh red bull drinkers is it the same taste or yeah yeah pretty much it

kind of reminds me of red Bull yeah interesting it's just that it's like I thought that Monster was going to be more of a I my my I feel like my main experience of Monsters I if this Connor O'Malley drink Monster in his videos or something because when I see Monster I always think of Connor and I think of it being electric green like he's like pouring green maybe I just made this all up so confused yeah folks this isn't an order again and it's it's a don't order in the first place either sometimes things belong on the internet and that's just where they should stay yeah but i do think that for the next episode maybe for booze news or something

we try like a small version a shot version to just get that picture. And I also think it would be a nice little quick gulp. I'd do a quick gulp of this. You know what? A shot of this would be good. You know, and it would look good. It would have that little, that look you love to see. Yeah, it's that look you love to see.

That's our show. Follow us on social media at The Sloppy Boys where we release these recipes ahead of time. And if you can you can't get enough boys go to patreon.com slap down the five and get double the pleasure every week slap down the 10 get the lennon questions for lennon podcast every week and ad free mainline episodes oh my god that's right folks great episode we'll see you next week hold on here's a final note that i want to say which is this maybe we're all sad the drink was weird and everything was bad but here's the the the the true honest thing is that our shows have been very good have they not been guys the live shows something magical has been happening yes yes and if we're seemed tired or frazzled or whatever it's not because this tour has been fucking there's something special happening and

we it was so fun in chicago milwaukee that before we went on stage in brooklyn i said to the dudes i said guys brooklyn you know new york audiences are a little more reserved than the midwest so don't be thrown if they're not rocking out as much as the chicago ones that didn't happen we went out there we played for two hours and they went nuts then we played for 90 minutes in uh rhode island they went nuts you know what's a funny thing that happened in brooklyn was we played uh mass the bong ripa in its entirety and then we thought it would be funny to end it with a different word at the very end so then we played the whole song all over again and sang one different word at the very end of the song. That's good. But their shit is popping off.

So just because we're bad podcasters, we're still a good band. We're on the edge of something huge here. I think you're right, Jeff. I think we got a new... Our drummer, Jeff, has this Roland sound pad that's adding a lot to it. We're playing songs we haven't played either in a long time or ever before.

Some new stuff off the new album. It's been great meeting the fans too. We got the best fans. Every city we go to, people are great. Even the Brooklyn fans who drop me. I'm just fucking around. I love you guys. Who was in New York? Oh, Brendan.

Shout out to Brendan in New York. Gave us some hot sauce and some t-shirts and then some brighter jackets. And gear. Yeah, he geared us up. He gears up. No more gifts from you, Brendan. You're done. You've maxed out. Gifts from everybody else, though.

He gave me a chili pepper shirt that I wore on stage the very next night. That's how much he nailed my taste. Yeah, me too. I wore my own face shirt. We're not talking Anthony Kiedis and John Frusciante. We're talking about the vegetable or Slovak or Dave Navarro or anything. Yeah, folks. So

come on out and see us IRL if you can. And hey, if you miss us on this go around, there might be some new opportunities coming up in the near future. Yeah. Cash me outside. Yes. Cash us all outside folks.

And we'll see you next week. How about now? Goodbye. Give it up for your boys Give it up for your boys