The Sloppy Boys - 196. Limoncello Spritz

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

The guys make a summery spritz hailing from Italy. The digestivo-plus-prosecco cocktail was recently namechecked by pop sensation Sabrina Carpenter.LIMONCELLO SPRITZ RECIPE2oz/60ml LIMONCELLO3oz/90ml PROSECCO2oz/60ml CLUB SODACombine all ingredients in a wine glass filled with ice and stir. Garnish with lemon wheel and mint sprig.Recipe via @cocktails on InstagramDUTTS - Way Past Cool is now streaming everywhere. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. Hi. And special correspondent Tim Kalpakis. What is up? We are your hosts, the band, the party rock band, the Los Feliz party rock band, the Sloppy Boys, here for yet

another week. Yes, yes. Tim, you got a funny thing going on. You're traveling, you're in a hotel room, and you're choppy. But we can hear your videos choppy, but we can hear you. So sometimes you switch positions every five seconds. Like Max Headroom. I'm going to try to hold really you so sometimes you you know switch positions every

five seconds like max headroom i'm gonna try to hold really still so that you're not missing anything yeah good good you guys remember max headroom yes what was his deal he was just kind of used for uh commercials he was was he a pepsi spokesman i want to say he was like an mtv vj originally yeah maybe that's but he was definitely just used for he didn't have like a show or something it's not like he was ai i thought maybe he he lived in uh peewee's playhouse he was ai yes uh he's known for his arrogant wit stuttering and pitch shifting voice. I didn't know about his arrogant whip. Oh yeah.

Did he like pick on people like a, like a Don Rickles type? I guess so. I'm just breezing through the old wiki here. It says New Coke. He did. He was a spokesman for New Coke. And yeah,

he was a British, a British made cyberpunk TV movie, Max Headroom, 20 Minutes into the Future. Wow. That's cool. And then he was in Pixels. The movie Pixels. Oh, as the Sandman.

What do you like better, Pixels or Click? But enough about Max Headroom. Enough about Max Headroom. We can barely hear Tim. I didn't see Click and I didn't see Pixels, but I'm going to have to say you get more good memes out of Click. Yeah, that's for damn sure. It's kind of just funny thinking that Adam Sandler was really on one for a while.

Like, oh yeah, Click and Pixels. I'm a tech comedian. Tech parables. Like we know he does movies from his own production company for, was it Grandma's? Happy Madison. And those tend to be, but like a thing like Click or, what was the other one you just mentioned?

Pixels. Does he make those? Is that Happy Madison who who makes those movies yeah um i think if you see in his face he's uh happy medicine is part of the stack but i was a i was a production assistant for gracie films when click came out and i remember there being billboards all over the lot at sony in culver city we're pretty proud of that one and and happy madison was there. I made deliveries to Adam Sandler. I didn't get to meet him,

but The Office looked really fun, like a bunch of goofballs. Well, that's fun. Hey, I'm seeing here that Netflix has announced Happy Gilmore 2. Have you heard about this? No. Like earlier this year. Interesting. Huh. That's royally

fucked. Very interesting indeed indeed and it looks like a shooter mcgavin's is going to be in it actually this does sound a little familiar now are you two uh are you guys watching any shows currently are there any shows on that you are watching i don't think there are any on there's just the there's this the game of the thrones uh game of the dragons house of the dragons whatever is on i got my haircut the other day as you can tell i'm surprised you didn't bring it up um i was waiting to see instead of watching tv you've just been getting your hair cut for entertainment the lady was like uh so pumped for house of the

dragon to come back and i was like, I've never seen that show. What is this? Oh, you look at the sign. It's geek barber shop. I'll take the mill house. Thanks. The,

the, uh, yeah, I don't know really anyone who watched that show. I saw the first couple episodes or maybe first episode. I said, I don't know any of these people by goodbye i've already learned i've wasted time learning the rest of the group goodbye yeah goodbye ski as an outsider it's so weird to watch

uh game of thrones and and i watched the final season just to be watching it but i didn't know what was going on to have that end and then to have a new series startup and i'm like no no no you guys no no guys you're done with this i don't but what's kind of cool is as big as house of dragons seems to be i don't ever hear anyone talk about it so i'm happy it's not like i have to be a part of a bunch of conversations now when is the lotus white lotus show coming back that one is a good one. It's got to be pretty soon because it was like a whole year ago they announced that it was going to be in Japan or something like that. And then little whispers about the cast. Nice.

Nice. But we did have an acting strike, so who knows? Oh, yeah. And I don't have to know shit about one and two because it's anthology, right? I can just jump right into Japan. Correct. Well, that's right. But you might like to learn about one and two because they're good they're good series definitely watch season two just because it's cool like uh who knows if season

three will be good but season two was really really good yeah and there was there was a little bit of somebody from the first one into the second one but right not huge doesn't really matter like two is the one that like made it a famous show like first one was on hbo but the second one was like i feel like i was complaining to the planning about something like this to somebody recently like back in the days of buying cds i feel like i would always end up with the cd that like wasn't the one people were talking about like great i got a no doubt cd and it's like the return of saturn not the one people talk about yeah yeah everyone was talking about our show this year jennifer coolidge oh michael yeah oh wow

you don't like that do you you don't like it uh two things i want to say one jeff season two of white lotus is going to factor into the drink of the day but i'm not going to say that just yet bet you wish you watched the lotus now jeffy you're going to be lost when we get to this beverage i'm over here straight wishing um then i heard this commercial on the radio that had jennifer coolidge in it the merch we we've all worked on stop we've all worked on stuff like this where uh where like the jokes got cut out you know it was it was like yeah jennifer coolidge was like i doubled my savings with like expedia or whatever and it's like and now i can't stop

doubling things i'm like i'm double dipping my chips i'm doubled and she listed a bunch of double things do the voice come on i'm double dipping my chips i thought everyone could do it go ahead go ahead no it turns out you have a special talent mike i mean so many others but just not you you just don't have the gift you don't have it i'm i'm specifically untalented okay that sucks but you know what i mean where it's like uh you make it's like oh okay she's double her savings she does other double things and then some writer made a list of five double things but like none of them are jokes there's and and she just said them all. And it was like, Expedia, double your savings. And then there I am sitting in my rental car angry.

Yeah. Oh, damn. Yeah. Wanting to laugh. Wanting to laugh. Unable. Oh, sure. I'd love to laugh.

I'm a happy guy. It's how I express myself happily. Yeah, well, that sucks. Real quick, I know that I'm just a caller here but um jeff didn't you say you have some sort of announcement oh yes i have a big announcement oh my god that's right folks new duds music is now streaming live on all platforms holy shit it's an album of beyond cool remixes called Way Past Cool. It's

six remixes from pals of mine from all over with a bonus cover song by me just as a little treat at the end. Whoa! Wait a minute. This is a Dutch remix album? Yes, starring the likes of PJ Western, Plush Moto, Kenny Gray, Sasquatch,

Ryan D. Anderson, and Cliff Mendez. Cool. Plushmoto is our friend John Haskell, the director. Yeah, now I'm wondering who else is... He doesn't just direct videos, he directs musical notes as well, Tim. He does a good job directing those musical notes.

He directs them all around the song. Wait, Jeff, that album was how many tracks? The new one? Your first one. The Dutch album. Ten. Ten. So this is seven of those ten?

Six of those ten. A little bonus treat for me. Ah, I'm excited. Which, you know, I might play that bonus treat at the end of this episode if people stick around for once. I like that. When is is this coming out it's out right now but here's the problem here's here's it's it's not all smooth sailing over here in nuts land um never is you know spotify for artists tim you'd probably check our stats on spotify for. I used to, I certainly used to. Yeah. Well, numbers got away from, they got too low to see.

It probably breaks your phone. Now checking the stats. Well, I, I, I was like, Hey, I should be able to,

uh, great. I mean, I should be able to pitch my songs for the playlisting on Spotify and figure out all my shit. Now that my, my, uh, new album is in the works in, in the, uh, in the playlisting on Spotify and figure out all my shit. Now that my, my new album is in the works in the, in the tubes over at Spotify,

not showing up, not showing up, not showing up nowhere to be seen. So I DM Spotify for artists. They're not helpful. They tell me I have so many artists on my, on my record that it's coming out as various artists. And I said, no, no, no, it should be Dutz.

I'm the artist and these other people are remixers. They're below the line talent. I was like, can't I just link it to them? Like, you know, when you look up my song with Hanford, it says Dutz, Mike Hanford. And you can click on Mike Hanford and it goes to his thing. I have stuff over there. Does he have, does he have any other songs? No, just the one.

I got some songs going. And so then I talked to CD baby and humans don't work there anymore. Like it's just one of those companies that used to be great and now is just run by robots and bots and and and nobody can help you so anyway uh i hope it all comes out great and it's just live and you can just enjoy it folks because right now i'm pulling my fucking hair out that is exciting to me i can't wait to listen and then it's also just fascinating for me to look at you, Jeff, and see not only are you going to be playing with the Sloppy Boys in Chicago on July 25th, doing a first-ever live podcast and a rock concert at IO Fest.

And then on August 15th at El Cid in Silver Lake, Los Angeles, you're also going to be performing at the Summer Jam Slam, a rock concert that's kind of the peak of the summer. be performing at the Summer Jam Slam, a rock concert that's kind of the peak of the summer. And not to mention that all July long is a summer sales event, sloppy summer sales event, where we're unlocking free episodes of The Blowout in everyone's main feed. You're telling me that you also

have this album out. This is just a lot of stuff. It's a great time for me and a great time to just be a slophead, if I'm being frank. For sure. Last summer and all this year, we have just opened up the faucets and we are giving, giving, giving to the fans.

And they don't give back, do they? They're giving, giving back, we hope. Come on, folks. Actually, folks, if you want to even see more Sloppy Boys, you can see me in August do some stand-up in the Midwest and the Pacific Northwest

beginning of August. Check my socials. You'll find all the info there. The PNW? That's right. Damn. What's PNW? Pacific Northwest. That's right. That's right.

That's right. He's got it. He's got it. Well, is it time for some Booze News? Sure. Booze News. Hit it. I always thought, you know, Tim couldn't dance at all. Ken, you're very good. Life is like a hurricane here in...

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Oh, Scott. For those of you who are making Booze News themes for us, don't be afraid to put the bong down, please. What the hell was that? Replacing Duckberg with Book Guy. My classic comedy sketch? That may me laugh. Yeah, that's a good, that's one of those greats. Is there a piece of logic I'm missing?

I know we talked about DuckTales on this podcast because when I was a little kid, when I'd be watching TV and DuckTales would start up, I would yell to my mom and dad, DuckTales is on! Thinking that they were going to want to come join me. I don't, I guess just Duckberg sounds so much like book guy that this theme had to be made. Well, there is a moment where it's DuckTales and you said book guy. Oh yeah. Is that, is that doing anything for you?

I've done this before where I will, you know, you have a parody or something in your head and you go to work on it. You're like, Oh wait, this doesn't really make sense at all. Or the thing I, maybe I thought the, uh, the lyric, the original lyric was different. So then the parody is already different. So, but then you're still like, but I got to work on it. The whole central conceit is faulty, but you're like, I got to finish this. Because when I was mistaken, it really made me laugh. Me laugh only.

Um, okay. Booze news. Um, I have a story from NBC news. Me laugh only. Okay. Booze news. I have a story from NBC News I wanted to share with you guys that a lot of people shared with me. Let me ask you guys this. There is a cocktail. A mixed drink. Whoa, Mike, your AirPod. Oh, this functions as the microphone too, so that's going to be a loud guess.

No, yeah, we heard a big chunk. It wasn't too bad. Okay. A loud guess. There's a mixed drink that is so popular with gay people that it has become known as gay water to the point where NBC News has a headline saying, this drink is now known as gay water. Yeah, I know what it is. Hit it.

Vodka soda. Yep. Vodka soda. Oh, just a regular order of vodka soda? Yeah. Vodka soda is, I guess it's just, you know, it's low carb and like no weird shit in it. So it's like the drink of choice of healthy people. So I guess a lot of gay men are really in good shape and are health conscious.

So it's in, I'm on Cape Cod right now. And I think part of the article was about in Provincetown how some bars, there were so many gay guys ordering vodka sodas that they put it on the menu as gay water and now there's like a canned cocktail that's called gay water. So when you hear gay water it means vodka soda. That's what I was going to say.

Somebody took the name gay water and turned it into a brand now? Smart. Smart. That is a brand now but then also I think a is a brand now smart smart that is a brand now but then but then also i'm now this nbc news article alleges that you could walk into a bar and say hi can i have a gay water and you're gonna get a vodka soda i see yeah that makes sense that's that's cool do you guys drink vodka sodas i don't uh i do i should do i do i do like tequila soda yeah that's more my thing.

But I don't mind a vodka soda, especially when it's hot. Like, I'm super hot right now. But a vodka soda sounds good. Just get a little, just the water. Remember, on tour, I was doing vodka soda tall. Yes. In a big pint glass. Yes.

But in general, I mean, if you make you make the switch like if you've ever seen me and you're like tim looks uh not too fat it's it means that i've been drinking vodka sodas for a month and then if you say oh tim looks the normal amount of fat it's like oh tim's having fun and he's back to drinking whatever he wants yeah but it's it is pretty crazy i mean i have how many drinks do i have a week uh 12 and they're probably all 300 calories so if you switch all of that to like a 50 calorie vodka soda it makes a pretty big difference in your life you know what the other one that i've heard is just like ultra health conscious and like a little too um a little too spartan for me is vodka water not even not even

soda have you heard this people just doing vodka water i've never done anything water scotch and water it's weird nasty nasty stuff um now i had never heard of a vodka diet for most of my life and then maybe like five years ago i started hearing about that and then there's a video of taylor swift saying that that's the drink she drinks the most uh vodka diet vodka diet diet cola but if you're having vodka diet you're getting some chemicals so if you're really healthy you don't even want chemicals you want vodka soda like diet cola or diet like diet like sierra mist or diet starry i would get starry diet's starry I would go to a bar

and say give me a vodka soda and and just pick the best best vodka so then like oh you're getting just good tasting stuff

getting that good taste right because there's not nothing else in there to cover it up I see I see good but I've heard that term

gay water Jared Grody told it to me and I laughed and laughed and I thought it was so funny. We should have him on and that could be the drink. Oh yeah, he's kind of a drink enthusiast. Yeah, he's an interesting guy. That's good to be good. That's a good idea.

Mike, do you have some booze news? I have a little booze news. It's related more to the pronunciation guy that we check in with every so often on YouTube. So I was watching some European, the European Soccer Football Cup in Europe. The country Turkey was playing. Now, I don't know if you guys know this, but a few, I think in 2021, 22, Turkey switched the spelling of its name to, it's more, what is it? It's T-U-R-K-I-E-Y, I think.

And the pronunciation now is Turk, it's Turk-ye, Turk-ye or something like that. Okay. Just to say it for real. So, but I didn't know that for sure. So I was like, how do you pronounce this new way of uh spelling turkey so i went on to online and found the pronunciation guy now it's the same guy we always do but listen how like flustered and kind of like backpedally he is or it's just he seems like he didn't have the page in front of him he seems out of his back foot we are looking at how to say country turkey the name of the country in turkish this could also be the new name turkey

would be known as from now on let's see is how it is said in Turkish. So, Turkey. Turkey. I guess it will remove the confusion between the country and the animal, Turkey. I quite like it. Turkey. What do you think? Let us know in the comments.

More videos for you to learn more. Correct pronunciations and confusing country names. That's for what, Jason? This was at the end of a long day of recording pronunciation guys he's like i'll do one more before i go to bed i had it right turkey yeah that's the head turkey uh but uh yeah just also like it sounded just listening to it now there was a moment that sounded like um remember the uh the miss america meme along the a long time ago the lady like didn't answer the question like at all

i forget i forget what she said oh yeah she just rambled yeah that was one of the first sort of like viral fail videos that we all laughed at yeah but anyway he had a couple sentences like that that just didn't seem to go anywhere. Made me laugh. I thought it would be important to bring back here. I love that guy, Miguel, on YouTube. He's helped us out a lot over the years. I had no idea he was so hard at work. Like, so he's covering current events. Anytime a country changes its name, he's got to like boot up the microphone. He runs to the studio. He books up some studio time.

I wonder if it's AI, though. No, no, wonder if it's ai though no no that's too much personality yeah that's too much personality that would be brilliant of ai though if they said they made an ai voice that's like tired and messy and fucks stuff up again be the new pronunciation now and forever all right is that it for booze news? Wrap it up. Call 911. Who has a phone? Make sure there's 911 on dials. Should we get into the drink of the day? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Okay. The lemon cello spritz you've had. No. Never had. Nor heard. i had one i had one yesterday but uh at a restaurant but only because i knew that we were gonna do this today you had one but under duress yeah i was forced it forced my hand um i mean i do you know it's spelled like limoncello and a lot of people say lim like limone but i'm just gonna say limoncello what do you guys limoncello americanized i'm with you i'm with you on that one um now do you know what

this shit is lemon limoncello before we even get to the spritz i know it tastes different it's like it's like a um it's like a lighter creamier version of lemon isn't it of lemon it's also a liqueur i'm picturing a lemon head candy melted down yeah um well speaking of our first first wave viral videos um the first time i ever heard of limoncello was when danny devito was on the view and he was drunk because he had been out all night with george clooney uh drinking limoncello and and like have you have you seen this yeah yeah that's a good one he's his hair is all kind of messy and he's not wearing his glasses and like he's he's just he's promoting deck the halls or jingle all deck the halls and he's a mess and then they're like what's going on he's like you know i just

came i i uh i could have done without those last seven lemon cellos. And, um, he, I guess didn't go to there. Like, did you go to sleep? He's like, no, I came straight to the studio. Um, but, uh, that's the first I had, uh, heard of it. But apparently, apparently, uh, this is a liqueur from Italy. Like some lady a long time ago on the Amalfi Coast decided, hey, I got a bunch of lemons here. They have really good lemons in Italy that are like, you could eat them like an apple if you wanted to.

They're not too sour and they're very flavorful. Whoa. That's what I'm saying. Not as sour. They're milky. That's true. In my reading, I did hear references to creaminess. In my reading, I did hear references to creaminess.

Let's go back. There's a lady and life gave her lemons. And she made limoncello. Here's what's weird. Here's how you make it. It's four ingredients. You peel the skin. There's no lemon fruit in it.

You just peel the skin there's no lemon fruit in it you just peel the skin off lemons perfect and then you you have that like it's like spaghetti like you've peeled strips off and then you sit that in a big vat of grain alcohol like you just buy like pure alcohol like grain alcohol like ethanol like jet fuel like rubbing out okay and you just let that sit for like three days or ten days or two weeks. And then you put sugar and water. And then you bottle it up. So this is the thing that like Italian families would make this. You do that infusion. Like it's a fun thing to do in your garage or whatever.

I guess kitchen would work as well. You can do it inside. Do it in any room of the house. We should have done this at the old birthday boy's house on Fredonia Drive because he had lemon tree. We should have done a lot of things differently there. The birthday boy's sketch comedy and lemon cello. And it's not like, oh, this sketch group has a lemon cello product they're promoting. It's like they're equally important. It's a lemon cello brand and a sketch comedy group.

50-50. I split my time 50-50. Okay. So the thing with Lemoncello is like, yeah, like people make it homemade and then they like bottle it up and then they keep the bottles in the freezer. And around the holidays, like you give it out as gifts or just like you have people over to your house and after dinner it's like an after dinner digestif to pour some of this kind of sugary lemon stuff go um and i having not interacted with this stuff after uh seeing the danny devito video 20 years ago, I noticed this.

I thought I was getting special hookups, but I guess this is just par for the course. At Donna's, the very hip of the moment Italian restaurant in Echo Park, Los Angeles, they give you free shots of limoncello after your dinner. I thought that the bartender was just being cool to me every single time because I'm a cocktail podcaster, but everybody gets it. And it's their own homemade limoncello.

And that, I feel like I had noticed, you know, like we talked about on Booze News, there was an article from Food & Wine about the lemon drop being the drink of the summer and the mob wife aesthetic and stuff like that. I have not seen lemon drops around, but I noticed after this Donna's experience,

I was like, lemon cello. And then, oh, I mentioned that I watched a couple of episodes of Real Housewives New Jersey, I think, last week. Jessica told me to watch it because i like new jersey guys and then one episode was like uh they somebody had a birthday party that was

limoncello themed so everybody just yellow yellow and i was like limoncello okay that's two mentions and then it's start i'm hearing about this and i even say to myself i say tim's beginning the drink of the summer i don't think it's gonna be limoncello but you know how we talk about the post-aparol spritz spritz is like a hugo spritz or something i could imagine it limoncello itself isn't going to be the drink of summer but if you spritz it anyway i put the thought out of my mind i try to continue with my life like okay enough enough i can't be thinking about this all time i'm ruminating too much I put the thought out of my mind. I try to continue with my life. Like, okay, enough. Enough.

I can't be thinking about this all the time. I'm ruminating too much. I, so I find it by journal. It gets it out of my system and I can return to my other thoughts. Ah, yes. Yeah. You're,

you're having invasive thoughts of lemon. Yeah, absolutely. Um, but then what tends to happen to me when I'm living my life and everybody starts DMing me and texting me. It's all online. Communication is all online these days.

That's true. I'm noticing that. Yeah. We should do a tech pod. And so what happens, you know, Tim gets a bunch of texts and, you know, DMs and stuff. And now his butt's lighting up like a Christmas tree and shaking. Yep. Shaking around.

Techie Tim. I was trying to just have a normal night without my balls getting buzzed off. But apparently, so there's everybody sent me this video of from at cocktails. So that's a big cocktail account. Just cocktails. It's bigger than us. It's the second biggest instagram we're number one um and guys not only is this the drink that i had been waiting to see

it's the woman of the moment with the song of the summer sabrina carpenter saying my latest like alcohol obsession is the limoncello spritz and then they show how to make it with two ounces of limoncello three ounces of prosecco two ounces of club soda sabrina carpenter if she says that this is her obsession this has a real chance yeah this this could be the drink of the summer because... Sabrina Carperini is the lady of the summer. The carpenter booze. That's a big bump. Sabrina Carperini. I texted that video to you guys. Had you seen it already?

No. Please, please, please, that one? No, the video of the drink. The limoncello spritz. No. Well, did you see the please, please, please video with Barry Keoghan? No, you said that to me too. I get all my Sabrina Calabrini stuff for you.

There's a cameo from Big Time Tommy, my favorite Instagram guy. Oh, yeah. The guy with the cigar guy? Yeah, it's him. What is up? Cal Piquet here. You know, after recording this episode, I realized that I didn't say something I intended to say, which is, remember I told Jeff that White Lotus Season 2 was going to factor into the drink of the day?

Well, I never went back into it, but I was going to do a whole thing about Italy, you know? The show takes place in Sicily. Ever since then, a lot of Americans have been going to do a whole thing about Italy, you know. The show takes place in Sicily. Ever since then, a lot of Americans have been going to Italy. There's a little bit of Italiano fever going on. And I was going to tie that whole thing in with the limoncello and all of it. But you can't do it because you can't live in the past. Let's keep going. Okay, so here's this. We're going to do the recipe that is in this at cocktails video,

which, you know, who knows if Sabrina actually signed off on this. They just had a clip of her interview and then they made it. But we're talking two ounces of limoncello, three ounces of Prosecco, two ounces of club soda. You just pour all the ingredients into a wine glass full of ice. And then they're saying garnish with lemon, mint, and edible flowers. Edible flowers? That's more of a garden party thing.

That's a garden party thing. To a wine glass, eh? So wait, let me get this recipe straight. I just jotted it down. Two ounces of limoncello, one ounce Prosecco? Two ounces of limoncello, one ounce Prosecco? Two ounces of limoncello, three ounce Prosecco, two ounce club soda. That's club soda. Okay, great.

Okay. And you put it in a big old icy goblet with the lemon and the mint and those flowers. Are we shaking or anything? Just all putting it in there and stirring it? Easy. Just put it in there. Give it. Easy. Just put it in there. Give it a little stir. A little soft swirl.

I mean, Mike, as a guy who hates Prosecco, you can't be too pumped about mixing this up. No, I am not looking forward to this. I like the idea of limoncello, but this is going to make me not like this. I can see it already. Sad. Too bad. Too bad. Well, and bummer.

Well, if you want to hear it might be sad, I guess stick around. No, don't let that stop you. Maybe I'll be happy. But I did forget to, or I couldn't get the mint. I went out for mint and there wasn't any. So here we go. It's not the way I live. I don't love doing it this way, but here we go.

Let me ask you this if you were at a motel on cape cod how would you measure two ounces three ounces and two ounces i don't have a jigger part part a little get that little styrofoam yes because there's got to be a styrofoam cup in there somewhere i just know know it. I've got a paper coffee cup. If I cut that way down to like one ounce ish, and then I'll go two of those, then three of those, then two of those.

That's very good, Jeff. And I, are you using a little mini bottles? It's a nips nips. No, I could only, I couldn't find a nip of limoncello.

So I got to, I have a big limoncello and then I, I do have a small Prosecco. It's the worst brand. Uh, cupcake. Oh, LaMarca. Oh, cupcake. Yeah. Yeah. a big limoncello and then i i do have a small prosecco it's the worst brand uh cupcake oh lamarca oh cupcake yeah yeah but that's all that was the smallest one i could get and then i've got a nice not topo chico but that haritos brand of uh sparkling water agua fresca um great but i do have i have a wine glass that i got from the bar downstairs. That's going to be good. Oh, nice.

Oh, hell yeah. All right. Well, bring back your limoncello because I want to see these brands because there's a lot of differentiation I found shopping for my limoncello. All right, folks, get your wallets out. Open up those ears. Here come the ads. We'll be right back after this. See you soon. and we're back you lemon cello spritzes in hand let's see oh jeff beautiful spritzes up

oh i forgot about the hotel paper cup uh paper cup. Okay. I didn't. I forgot to try some of the limoncello just on its own. It looked thicker than I thought. Guys, I remember I was bragging about having a wine glass. Well, I'll tell you the whole tale of what happened after first sips. My, my, my limoncello looks like it's like. Oh, D'Amour. D'Amour.

Oh, that's, that's what they used in the Sabrina Carpenter video ah, hmm, this is interesting, it looks like Mountain Dew okay, let me try sippy hmm ooh

Mikey likes it Mikey likes it Mikey likes it does taste like the lemon the melted lemon head I was talking about yeah but then you just gone and fuck it up with a Prosecco it is

terrible my first I don't think it's terrible but I think that my first thought is it's Prosecco forward, so I would maybe do the three ounces of the soda and two ounces of the Prosecco ore. I mean, let's be honest. Just a bunch of limoncello topped with soda. Why do we need to make this a Prosecco-y spritz every fucking time?

Just so that we can say that word spritz, so that we can be like the Aperol spritz. Come on. That's the last thing we need. What's your taste tasting like there, Tim, before we get into your glass story? The dreaded glass story. No one wants to hear it.

I don't want to say it, but it's on the itinerary. I know, but we got to do it. I feel like I'm drinking some Prosecco that afterwards tastes like lemon heads. Oh, wow. Okay. Mine's at least more lemony forward. Mine's like earthy. Mine's got the like a cachaça vibe or something.

Interesting. I don't know if it's the limoncello. I'd love to try those other limoncecellos because this does taste, it doesn't taste just like the champagne ruined it. It tastes like there's like an earthiness, like a caipirinha-ness to it. I'm having trouble placing

and having trouble enjoying. Yeah, the champagne isn't ruining it for me. It's just right in the back there and it's giving me there's something with uh you know champagnes and proseccos and stuff that i taste it and my stomach just kind of goes oh we don't like this now i don't know if i had like a i don't know i don't remember if i ever puked with champagne or something but it is ruining this for me your stomach says says that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it can tell what's going on in the mouth and it knows it's next.

Yes. Oh, my. Sorry. What's going on over there? My window shade popped up. I've got the roll ones go and it just let loose for some reason. I don't know

what's going on. Sort of a thuppity thuppity? Thuppity thuppity. Now I'm worried that there's a ghost scooting you're lucky you didn't get sucked up into that thing like uh donald duck um jeff speaking of mike's apartment i've got some big news to report i stayed with mike uh for the fourth of july and uh i took a couple of showers and i gotta say that shower head is blasting these days man even harder than usual i really got back from my from uh mexico i put i put the thing down on uh you know some some gentler regions i said we're moving now this thing was pounding i like mikey i open up the window in the shower and then i crank it up really hot and this thing is giving me a deep tissue massage on the back

oh that's nice funny is too i love that your bathroom you're the only person i've ever known ever who has like sort of like a uh your toilet is like a like a commercial like the type of toilet you would see in public oh the best with the handle and you go no tank just like a bunch of those uh stainless steel tubes going right into the wall a power flush and so and the thing is great because you don't have to wait for a tank to uh refill so you can be every so often that thing will just run like i'll flush and it'll go like for literally like three minutes and i'm kind of like what the fuck is going on like what do i call someone and then it always stops phew i say it's second only to the airplane toilet in terms of being in terms of aggressiveness there was a Mike remember when we moved into the

Los Feliz apartment and they had the toilet had one of those and I was so excited and then they were like hold on we got somebody coming to change out the toilet and I was like well it's going to be still one of those right and then they put in a tank one and I was so bummed. That got fucked up all the time

we were always having to like switch the bulb out or whatever. That just sucks. That sucks, man. And nobody likes to get handsy with the toilet. You just want to leave it be. No, and we all know even in the tank, that's not urine. It's never been near urine or feces, but it's still water in a toilet. And you just don't like to do that.

You don't like that. It's like some people used to hide their beers back there in high school, and I was like, I don't want to put my beers back there. Piss beers. Yeah, that's gross. Piss beers, man. All right, Tim, I think we're all ready. Yeah, you were going to tell a story.

So it's hard to make a cocktail in a hotel room, right? Mike, you've had to futz around with it. You're doing your best. You're doing your best. That's fun. That's fun. I had a couple wins. I bragged that i got a wine glass from the bar downstairs i i popped down the hallway and i i scooped some ice into that wine glass and then i put that wine glass into my mini fridge so it kept kept the ice cold and then you know i said to you guys what

should i use as a jigger and you know Jeff, you said some little cup or something. I was on board for that. But then massive brainstorm. Look what I used. Booge prescription. A little orange prescription bottle. It's like exactly perfect. This is a leftover from I had an ear infection and I had to take some

chlorithromycin. Yes, yes. That is what i prescribe that's amazing well you nailed it mike my ear feels fantastic i got it right i don't know i never heard that word before mike you write scripts i didn't know that boom okay yeah you gotta hook me up man that's what i mean when i when i said i was a script writing major in college aka doctor well how come you're not giving us vicodin and codeine and stuff you're just giving us uh we could get some adderall because i don't because there's a fucking epidemic in this country no way guys here's a fact about me i'm allergic to penicillin amoxicillin all the sillins so that's why i get chlor... Me too. Me too, Tim.

Oh, so do you get chlorithromycin? I'm sure I get some type of iosin, but... Or just the Z-Pak. And that's going to be good for your limoncello spritz too. You're going to get that extra chlorithromycin. Yes. Okay. Back to my story.

Okay. I'm feeling proud because I found the perfect jigger and i go two two three two and i'm building into my glass but here's what happened this thing is too big i thought it would be one ounce it's clearly like more than that so it would overfilling my wine glass it was kind of the liquid was piled on top of the surface tension the little bubble the bubble yeah and then i had to sort of i i to move it i had to take a little sip drink it down a little bit and then i i noticed it was still yellow on the bottom and lighter up top so i had to stir it so when i say tim you need to stir what oh

the back end of your toothbrush so i take my toothbrush wow and i i poke it down in the glass fucking macgyver over there this is macgyver shit yeah back end of the toothbrush down in the glass and it hits the ice and the ice doesn't mix it just The ice had formed into one strong ice cube. Ice ball. So I go thunk, thunk, thunk. Knock it on it. Knock, knock, knock. And thunk, thunk.

And then I thunk too hard and my fucking toothbrush, the butt end of my toothbrush launched right through the glass, shattered the wine glass in my hand. Lemoncello all over the hotel room. No. That's a tough one to explain to the housekeeper tomorrow. shattered the wine glass in my hand. Lemon cello all over the hotel room. No! That's a tough one to explain to the housekeeper tomorrow. It's challenging for me to witness is what it is. I'm sure. I'm sure. I, I, I, I, I, I, I.

That's all I can say to your situation. Do you have broken glass all over there and stuff? Yeah, and I'm walking around barefoot. I just swam in the ocean and the pool, and I had a good kind of post-mortem. Pulling an Annie Lennox over there and stuff yeah and i'm walking around barefoot i just swam in the ocean and the pool and i had a good kind of post pulling an annie lennox over there i love that sorry i i it's a great song our connection is so bad too you were in the middle of ascendance when i finally went through um well forget what i was going to say because here's a more important thing Annie Lennox I think looms larger

on pop music today than we think because I feel like I think that Haim was very influenced by Annie Lennox yeah that whole kind of thing but then Haim

was their contemporaries with Taylor Swift, but they really influenced Taylor Swift majorly. So I'm listening to Taylor Swift, and I'm hearing like three degrees of Annie Lennox fucking Kevin Bacon. Timmy, well, this week on The Blow, we're talking Brat, Charlie XCX's sixth album. And I think Annie Lennox is like mommy to her. Interesting.

I think Charlie and Annie Lennox are like, I think that's a huge touchstone, whether she knows it or not. She knows it. What was Annie Lennox's like? She was in a band too, right? Eurythmics. Eurythmics. I see. Eurythmics. And it's really. I see. Eurythmics.

And it's really just a duo. It was like her and a computer guy or a synth guy. Yeah. Oh, okay. But that album Diva she has, that has Broken Glass on it and several other bangers. We should cover that sometime. And if you try to put me down. She rules.

She's got a song. She's got a version of, maybe I played this last Christmas or, you know, a song she's got a version of uh i can't maybe i played this last christmas or you know that song that's like uh and they holly and the ivy she's got a good version of that a christmas song oh yeah winter's song a winter's song yes you could play it any time between December 20th and March 20th. Why, if it's a winter song, you may. All right. I'm liking it more.

Are you liking it more? I haven't taken a sip in a while. It's so close to a taste that I am. It's that last little bit where I taste the champagnola. Oh, thanks. But you like your limoncello? I think so. I think so. So you got the D'Amore.agnola. Oh, thanks. But you like your limoncello? I think so. I think so. So you got the D'Amore. D'Amore, yeah.

I got Fiorito. And look, was it the cheapest of the three options? Yes, but it was still just like a $30 bottle. Was that Cap'n Cork? Yeah, Cap'n Cork. Product of Holland. Maybe they don't know what they're doing in Holland. Where's mine from?

Jeff, here's the good thing, though. Keep that in your freezer, and next time you have people over to dinner, afterwards you pour them little shots and say, it's enough to do a drink for my family to use. Why, so they can end up like Danny DeVito on The View? Well, this was distilled in Louisville, Kentucky. Okay. So it says. I don't think the problem is the Limoncello. Limoncello.

I have Paolucci from Product of Italy right there. Well, it's funny you say, ooh, that's a cool looking Thank you. Yeah, label. This one, I went into the Limoncello section. They had like four or five. And most of them were like, there was like $35,

a $23 one, and this was the were like there's like 35 a 23 one and this was the 12 one and i picked this one i got uh when we had to get sambuca for something i got that brand i remember because it has like a big oh it's all it's almost like an oversized flask it's like a flat bottle it's a big round flat it's got like it's got like a rose kind of a stopper on the top yeah kind of looks like a black a black road mine's got one of these slow drippy tops you see this where there's like plastic yeah yeah yeah so that's what like if i see that i kind of think like oh so is this not meant to be is it is it meant to be like dashed on like um. Something that comes with that.

It's 60 proof. So this is, Oh, that's the same as fireball. And I got to say, this is, I just took a little sip of this straight and it is fireball. I'll ask as far as the sweetness versus the, yeah.

Yeah. This is 56 proof. This one. Mine's 60, 62 proof, but yeah. So it's a pretty, yeah,

it's a pretty light drink then. What's an after dinner drink? After you finish your spaghetti. Yes. Oh, wait, hold on. Going back to Jeff,

you were talking about the blowout. Oh, oh, Charlie. So I was, this is a little off topic. Yeah. A little off topic,

but kind of, I was watching the movie Cesario, Sicario recently. Yes. You've seen? Benicio Del Toro. That's right. And the guy who plays Cable in Deadpool 2. Which is Ross Brolin?

Brolin. And I thought too, maybe you were going to i i uh i uh was watching it the other day and i saw the end of the second one apparently there's two movies i saw the end of the second one i said you know what i remember sicario being kind of interesting let me watch the first one i started watching it and i thought to myself i'm having fun with this movie it's kind of different it's not uh beating you on the head There's some things I have problems with. But I said, maybe this is one Tim would like. And I think, Tim, I did ask you this

when you were here. Had you seen it or not seen it? Did you like it? I saw it in the theater. And you don't remember. So, here's what I remember. I remember... It doesn't matter what you remember. What I'd like to do is come try to find... Jeff and I should try to find movies

that we think would get Tim to emote. Crack him open like a little pistachio. Crack him open. Yeah. And maybe make that a blowout topic. You know, we have votes sometimes. We have best ofs. Make it like, I'm going to bring this movie to the table.

I think Tim is going to like it. Yeah, we should each pick three movies. So Tim has to watch six movies, and we just kick back and wait to see what he says. what if it'll be like that game show uh make me laugh where i'm like trying not to emote and i'm about to pop well i just think i just think jeff if you have your feelers out for movies oh maybe this is one tim might like because i i cannot i don't understand it i can't correct it's not even like it's just suspend my disbelief and feel an emotion. And what's interesting is if I've only emoted twice, it's cool that they were different emotions,

different circumstances, right? It's a wonderful life with something sweet. It was my brother, George, the richest man in town. So it was a man, a real,

a guy who thought his life was wasted. He thought that he didn't do, he thought he didn't achieve what he set out to achieve, but it turns out he achieved something even greater okay so that's a nice thing and then room it was nerve jangly stress and suspense and anxiety fear for a fictional character it was room man it's i want i wanted jacob tremblay to roll up into that rug and I wanted him to play dead good enough so that old Nick old Nick wouldn't realize that he was alive when he loaded him in the back of the truck so it's you're not like oh Tim's just the softy or Tim's easy to to make anxious right

and maybe maybe what maybe you'll scare me maybe you'll make me cry with something sad well and that's I don't want to make you cry because I think that's going to be, that's, yeah, that's, that's might be the Olympics for us. No, I mean, I don't think anything's going to make me cry, but I would say even as far as just like feeling emotional is definitely, I've never, like when a character in a movie dies, that, that would, I would, I'm so much music music music makes me emote all the time and i feel like that is uh it's not set it's not set it's never just like let's do the twist but i think a lyric more along the lines of the george bailey stuff will get me way more than like if you wrote a song about like oh yeah something your driver's license like like uh adele someone like you that came on in the grocery store i was like yo don't be playing out of the grocery store i'm trying to buy bananas over here especially i'm buying some onions a group of guys around the onions as I was watching Sicario I was like this is it's just kind of a weird tone for a movie

I thought maybe that would get to because it's not very emotional everyone's kind of a soldier so everyone's sort of given the facts the basic facts but it's the guy who did Dune and I can see why they did ah Denny Villeneuve yeah it's another Sandy movie. He could shoot that sand. Yeah, he shoots that sand. Real good. DP too. Mike, I'm probably more likely to moat during Sicario because of the fact that it takes place in El Paso

and they cross the border into Juarez. We all know that I have deep roots in that area having recorded the album Sonic Ranch down there. You've had Nixta. You've had, was, is that the corn? Is that the corn whiskey?

Abasolo? Abasolo. Abasolo. Wait, what's Mixta though? Is that like another one? That's a corn liqueur. Yeah.

Oh, okay. And then you've also had Lone Star and you've also had, well, well, anyway. See see movies are hard hard for me but i'm getting choked up just thinking about those lone stars that i drank down there how nice and that was a big part of the documentary we were in you know we did some of those uh screenings and uh and q and a's afterwards uh director robert olguin was talking about how he made this movie where it's a nice, light, fun thing. We're down on the border town of

El Paso doing something fun because the media portrays the border as such a dangerous spot. Sicario is a big one of those as well. The borderland is more of a party rock area, really, than the media. It's a party rock area where there's unfortunate

disputes happening at the border. Occasionally. Well anyway, if you want to watch our documentary that's seemingly silly there's a better, there's more to it and it's a deeper thing than you think it is so everyone should watch it. And seemingly silly would have been a good

name for the documentary. Yes. Folks, we want to know what your alternative names would be. Seemingly silly would have been a good name. Seemingly. Seemingly. Seemingly silly and also silly. Yeah, it seems exactly like it is. All right.

I think I'm going to. Yeah. What are we going to do? Because I would love to just take the Prosecco out of the equation and out of the occasion and just do Club Soda.

Maybe even just a Lime Soleil. Is there anything else? I just kind of rearranged my living room here. Oh, Tim, you'd love it, by the way. I switched everything around. love it, by the way. I switched everything around. I helped you move the shelves.

You did. Thank you. That didn't go unnoticed. What else can I put? I've been moving all my stuff around. I found all this liqueurs and crap that I've got. I want to do some fun stuff, but I don't know what. I think just worry about the bubbles, Mike. If you're taking out the... Yeah, we're just going to stick with that. Here's what I can't know what. I think just worry about the bubbles, Mike. If you're taking out the, uh, yeah, just, we're just going to stick with that. Yeah. Here's what I could imagine. I'm like, do you have any, do you have any creme de menthe leftover from the grasshopper? I think so. A little bit of that could be fucked up.

It's kind of fucked. Jeff, I'm going to do everything that we just did, but without the Prosecco, then have a little sidecar of the green to pop in. The creme de menthe? Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it live. I mean, there is mint in there. So, I mean, that's not.

Screw it. I'll do it live. All right, cool. All right. I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. I'm going to switch the measurements on the Prosecco and the Minaragua, which is my brand of sparkling water.

I'm going to do two ounces Prosecco, three ounces Minaragua, which is my brand of sparkling water. I'm going to do two ounces Prosecco, three ounces of Minaragua. And just before I, before I forget, Mike, speaking of your apartment, I mailed you something. Don't, if you get a weird thing,

don't open it. Cause it's for you to open live on the pot. Yeah. It's from adamandeve.com. Don't open it up. If it's vibrating, don't worry about it. All it says is,

uh, Adam and Eve, extra small. I don't All it says is, out of the extra small. I don't know if that's good or bad for me. We'll find out. Small object department. All right, folks, sit tight. We'll be right back here after another round of that. This guy bought me a dildo the size of a toothpick.

Let me spank my little mint here. Ready? Here's a live spank. We're back, folks. Here comes the mint. Oh. Yeah, that's that mint. You're going to want that smell. Jeff, have you seen the mint spanking memes?

No. I saw one. It was a video of like from like the American like slapping face slapping championships. It's like an arm wrestle, but you just like take turns slapping each other in the face. I've seen those before. Those are that's not. It's crazy. They're like standing in an just like take turns slapping each other in the face i've seen those before those are that's not it's crazy they're like standing in an octagon taking turns slapping each other wait so it's not slapping mint they're just slapping each other no well this the meme i saw was a guy slapping another guy and then the text said uh you know like the bartender before he makes a mojito or something. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, great. I'm going to take a little sip of my new one.

Yep, that's the way to do it. You didn't eat any bubbles with the Prosecco. This is it right here. Wait, so what'd you do? Everything but the Prosecco. So just club soda and limoncello? Yep. Man, that's what I did.

And this is one of the reasons you have a podcast. You learn about what you like. I don't think I like limoncello or I don't like the limoncello that I got. Ah, interesting. Because this still has that like lingering, earthy, round, milky thing. Yeah, mine's like candy taste. I don't really love it. Mine?

Oh, yeah. Tim you what did you do well just my limoncello is not earthy or creamy like uh jeff's it's probably closer to mike's it's more lemon heady but i also i just wish it was like it did have the fruit of the lemon and i love lemon stuff when it's like zippy but this is more that kind of just like dessert. There was a tweet that one time that was viral that said like, let's admit it. Lemon is delicious in savory foods, but gross in desserts. And I didn't give, I didn't pay it much heed. But now that I'm thinking about it, sweet lemon is not as good as sour lemon. And I wish that my lemon cello had a little zippy zappy to it.

There you go anyway yeah i did uh i i put two ounces of prosecco and three ounces of minaragua and uh it's it's better but uh still a little odd you know what it's distracting to me in the same way that like i love a dill pickle hate a sweet sweet pickle. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yes. I like them both, but I much prefer dill. I just put my, I put like three quarters of a creme de menthe in there. Yeah.

I did a little dry curacao. Oh my God. It turned it neon green. Mike. Looks like a Frankenstein drink now. What the fuck? You can't walk around with that you'll get good cartoon man mike don't go walking around with that it's illegal one for one no no i

would never i would never unless i can figure out how to popo no no this drink uh yeah this isn't as good either also i don't know about this this mint it's possible that i had a bad idea okay yeah that's but also the mint i have is like uh it's like it doesn't even have a cap it just has tinfoil on top of it um does it taste like toothpaste now um or gum it does it just adds a little bit of like that fakie mint taste which i'm glad i didn't know it's giving colgate not terrible but better the other way i did a tiny little sploosh of dry curacao up top it's not helping me i was trying to think like it's not hurting any of that is that helping it's only hurting i swear i used to have like uh some grappa that was like lemony does that ring a bell like grappa's grapes right but yes like a lemony. Does that ring a bell? Like grappa's grapes, right? But is there like a lemony?

Yes, because here's the thing. When we went on senior week at Ithaca College, when we went and did a wine tasting, I remember at one of the vineyards, towards the end, we had some grappa, and we were like, oh, that's the good stuff. And I could have sworn I was remembering that we had limoncello and we were like oh that's the good stuff and i could have sworn i was remembering that we had limoncello that day as well and that's why i thought limoncello was going to be like lemon

wine or something but i'm with you jay maybe there was something hmm grappa grappa cello i wonder if uh limoncello would be good in, you know, like we did last week, take a big gulp of your Corona and put the lemon in there. I know it's lime is usually the, is there must be a lime cello too. Yeah. I don't know. Like there mustn't, there mustn't, they don't have limes in Italy. I'd be at, it's true. I've been doing, um, uh, spaghetts with Coronas cause I got a bunch of Coronas for the thing we just did.

That thing you did. Let's wind into the final thoughts. We basically kind of did them, but what do you think, Mike? If it's going my second recipe, just limoncello and club soda, I will try it again, order it again. But otherwise, this is a no order again for me yeah i think it's a no order again for me either like i'll finish this one and i still have a bit from round one that i'll keep sipping through the night but here's the thing t i don't think it matters what i think this still might be a drink of the summer contender

just because it's like it's got all that spritzy crap. The carpenter effect. And like the carpenter effect. The only thing I wish, or the only thing I wonder is that, is that carpenter video getting out there? Like we're, we got our eyes out looking for the drink of the summer, but that video doesn't have the appeal of a Negroni Spagliato. No.

Yes. If she had a hunk to flirt with in there, if she had a, if she had a cat man or a hot man in there. We should cut ourselves in there. How about the salt bird guy? If there was some sexual tension in that video, then yeah, we might have a shoe in. But I don't know if Sabrina's got it in that one clip. Too bad.

It's too bad, too. Your final thoughts, T? Well, first I want to share an anecdote that I walked by a gay bar and I heard a song pumping from inside and it was, Murder on the dance floor. And I was like, that's perfect for summer 2024. That's a penis song. Penis song. From the big horny movie of the winter that's perfect you know yeah that yeah that came out last oh yeah yeah i forgot that

a summer so it's finally getting its day out here in the in the sun um the salt burn sunburn my final thought is i think this is a good drink if you love your limoncello so make sure you get a brand that you love. And I think if you do that, it's pretty important. I'm with you. I would cut the Prosecco down to almost nothing, and I would mainly just do soda and limoncello. And then here's a thought I'm just having right now. Jeff, remember when Mike created the hand slammer?

He didn't just use Orgeott or di serono he used them both and that gave you this sort of this fuller almond flavor that neither one of those could provide on its own but when you get them both together the mouth feel not redundant but layered there you go it was a layered flavor rather than redundant. This is making me think, I think I would love limoncello if I squeezed some lemon into it and I had like a really layered full lemon thing. So I think that this is what I would do. I'd say, hey, if I was making drinks for some kids, I'd say, you like Sabrina Carpenter? And I would just pour them limoncello, soda, and a squeeze of lemon. That's got to be good.

I bet that's really good. But Mr. Recess is about to be over. Don't worry, kid. They're really small. Come here. I can fit them through these holes in the chain link fence. Oh, great. Here comes that teacher.

You want to feel like it's recess all day long. Wow. Wow, this guy's cool no i ain't kid i'm awesome um tim now i want to add a little lemon juice to this damn i don't have any i'm in a fucking hotel room i got the tiniest bit but i guess i'll have to save my thoughts for the blowout. So folks, you gotta go back to the Wednesday show. And not the one you're getting for free. You gotta pay for this one. It's the Charlie one. It's Brat. And we're still waiting

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That you're half of the flesh And blood that makes me whole Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah So take these broken wings And learn to fly again But do it all again When we're here

Before changing Before all of us May not be the same Take these broken wings You got to learn to fly Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Thank you.