The Sloppy Boys - 198. Roséderade

Episode Date: August 2, 2024

The guys try a Rosé and Gatorade thing that popped up online, originally from Joe's Inn in Richmond, VA.ROSÉDERADE RECIPE 1 serving ROSÉtop off RED GATORADEJust as it sounds, Rose topped with Red Gatorade, served over ice with a lime.Recipe via Joe's Inn, Richmond, Virginia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. Please, please, please. And Tim Kalpakis. What is up? We're coming at you. Episode 198. Closing in on 200.

This is wild, huh? So 199 is going to be in front of our very first live studio audience. Wow. That's great. What are we going to do for 200? Watched it. How about for the blowout? We watched 200.

300 is the name of that movie. Holy shit. What are we going to do for 200? Watch two. How about for the blowout? We watched 200. I don't know. 300 is the name of that movie. No, but we should watch the movie 300 to celebrate the 200th anniversary. But wait, but wait. It's important that that's our first live episode. And it's good practice because we have a whole pod tour coming up. Do we not? That's we do.

Wait, hold on. What are you saying about the live episode? What? It's good practice for the live tour. But what is good practice? Doing it. It's in front of a studio audience. This Chicago show is a one-off. It's not part of the official tour.

Wait, the Chicago show is going to be the 200th? 199. No, that would be 199. Oh, fuck. Anyway, hey, everyone, we got a West Coast tour coming up in November. If it bleeds, it bleeds, and that's the headline, Jeff. Take it away.

Folks, tickets are on sale now. The Sloppy Boys podcast tour, fall 2024. November 22nd, Vancouver at the Pearl. November 23rd, Seattle at Washington Hall. November 24th, Portland, Hawthorne Theater. November 26th, San Franciscoorne Theater Shing Shing November 26th San Francisco Great American Music Hall

Shing What's happening with these shings? They're getting all caught up in the tank They're getting more dramatic Tim As they go It's a battle Continue okay November 27th

Los Angeles The Lodge Room Highland Park Oh my god We returned. My insides. Mike, it's so cool what you can do. You're in an audio medium, but with the theater of the mind, I'm picturing all of this stuff. You are?

I can't believe you are. Tim, what kind of stuff? I was kind of picturing some Tim and Eric style editing. You know, every time he said shing, I was like, there's my chippy type stuff. Is that the end of it? Is that the end of the list? His chippy?

Yeah, he found it, yeah. I think Eric found his chippy, sure. Mike, yeah, they're all done. They're all done. That's going to be huge. This is huge. These are on sale. We teased them just to slobheads last week but now today they are on sale you can go buy them today i'm not really sure why why we mentioned it a week early and then now we're

saying it this morning well they had to mark their calendars tim oh they had to mark but they couldn't have just they couldn't have just heard this now and then gone and bought them. No, no. We wanted to give them a little time to forget about this. Okay. And then we remind them now. Well, here's a cool thing. I was listening when you went through all the dates.

I was listening like a hawk. Yeah. And I noticed that you mentioned an LA show at the, the lodge room. What an embarrassment of riches for Los Angeles slop heads that that's going to be a live podcast episode taped in November and you can come up to the lodge room and have the time of your life. But then also before that,

if you like our band and you like to see us play live concerts, you can come to the California concert event in the summer. That's right. In Silver Lake, Los Angeles on August 15th. It's a Summer Jam Slam at El Cid, baby. That's going to be nice. That's going to be, well, what did I say? I'm going to get, I'm giving away five bags of Doritos at that show.

Wow. You said that? I said that a couple of podcasts ago and yeah, I'm going to do it. Okay. Well, that's good because that's the Summer Jam Slam. That's for the band.

That's where you come if you want to like sort of shake that ass. And then for the podcast tour, that's the fall. So that's easy to remember. That's fall at the Lodge Room. Yeah, that's in the fall. That's like Thanksgiving time.

Do a lot of other acts have this problem? Yeah, that's in the fall. That's like Thanksgiving time. Hmm. Hmm. Do a lot of other acts have this problem? Like when, like Joe Rogan, you buy tickets to see Joe Rogan live. Are you like, is he doing music? Is he doing stand up or podcast? What is it? Because Hanford's got a stand up tour in the mix too. So there's a lot.

It's too much. It's a confusing time to be a slobhead. It's too much. Yeah, I've got my thing. We'velobhead. It's too much. Yeah, I've got my thing. We've got, yeah, it's too much. I've heard a lot of slobheads have been checking into Bellevue Hospital because the mental bandwidth is full. Just the wear and tear.

Yeah. I'm not surprised. Look at the wear and tear on the synapses, man. I'm not surprised that's happening. I'm really not surprised. It's too much. It's too much. It's from what I know. and just the stress that people are going through these days are you guys following politics these days who's in the presidential election and i don't mean oh i heard about that i mean are you

following are you really following just like office politics you got him yeah who's fucking who in the supply closet well i'm i'm involved in politics this year i i'm locked in you mentioned this way i can't look away we were playing fortnight tim and he told me that he got an alert from the new york oh i'll say anything when i'm playing when i'm playing well yeah he's trying to throw me off. But he said he got an alert from the New York Times app that he pays for. Like when Biden dropped out or when Trump got shot or just when Biden dropped out.

When he was thinking about it. I have that. I get a New York Times notification from the New York Times app when those things happen. You guys pay for the fucking New York Times? Yes! It's a great lady! I'm proud of you! We're intelligent people!

And we want to get honest, unbiased information as easily as we can. I do the LA Times as well, and I'll be quite frank, I was thinking about subscribing to New York Mag so I could get the cut. The cut.

Yeah, all right. So we're taking a hard turn into politics, you're saying. We're the new Pod Save America. That's what I'm doing right now. I'm involved. I'm involved in the sense that I'm interested. I've taken an interest. You know, a lot of things happen in politics and the news, they just fly by me and I have to say, what was that

thing that happened? Why is this happening? What's that? Who's he? What's the book? What's the book everyone's worried about? Who's he? What does he do? You turn on CNN, they show the president. Who's he? Immediately, what is he doing? Well, you picked a good time mike it's right like when everyone else is saying that like they've jumped the shark on american politics altogether they're ready to check i'm getting involved i'm i want to know kind of the opposite of brat summer for you is to just be a newshound caring you're buying in oh i'm still enjoying a brat summer i'm still

enjoying guys i i have honestly had please please please stuck in my head for like three weeks that is the song of the summer not really brat summer but way to go she's not charlie but i know i know i just had this conversation with somebody they said you having a brat summer i said oh yeah and i named all the people she said no no charlie i said no you're wrong brad summer is everything man it's every every genre is the chapel wrong jeff when i just saw you at albertsons and i had just bumped into paul rust and i was talking to him i said the same thing i said uh i said something about brad summer maybe i was asking about his daughter if she's in a brad

summer and he he he mentioned not charlie but sabrina so i think you're a lot yes charlie has the album oh yes this is foreshadowing yeah this is kind of stepping on the whole oh on booze news i was gonna say like we probably have a song of the summer blowout coming up i would guess yes we do and and you know i'm i'm pretty convinced i know what my pick's gonna be here's what's interesting mike you have please please please stuck in your head i do as well but we have different parts because since the day it dropped i've had embarrassed don't embarrass me motherfucker how do you know what i have in my floating around in my head over here. Because you just said, please, please, please. I've been singing that other part all the time as well.

Tim, it's the whole song in my head. You can't have the whole song stuck in your head. You have to choose one phrase. Choose one phrase. No, he does. He's got three and a half minutes stuck in his head.

That's what I'm talking about. I've got the whole thing going through my head all fucking day from start to finish. And then it starts right up again. I thought you were becoming a political news junkie. You're just sitting around thinking about please, please, please all the time. It's the only thing I can do to keep my mind on this fucking song.

I've had the same conversation a lot of several times. I'm hearing myself say people will say ask me about pop music because they know that i'm into it and i'll i'll i've i feel like five times this week i've said well chapel roan's legit you know you know i mean i think i said this last week on the pod but i'll be like yeah i like livrod and i like sabrina carpenter yeah i mean charlie x is legit as well but and then i grab people i put my hand up to their throat and i say you don't understand when it comes to the yeah temple room situation you gotta listen to me on this one i do understand i've been with her since october we're all really pretty high strung on this show we're about to pop i was listening to her from a couple days before the album dropped when it was mere singles.

It is funny to lump them all in because it does feel like Sabrina, she's hitting the kids. And then you go a little older and then you got your chapel. Oh, that's for your 30-year-olds. And then as you get up to 40, you got old Dutz there. That's your Charlie XCX heads. You skipped Charlie XCX. I want to say she's like 31 years old. Chapel's like 26.

Sabrina's 25. But I mean like who they're hitting. Their demos. Their demos. They all got about a five-year spread on the demo. So you, as Dutz, you don't see Sabrina or Chapel as your competitors, but you see Charlie XCX as kind of stealing from your listenership. Well, I see her as an ally to Dutz, Tim. It's not a competitive thing.

So maybe you could open for her on tour. I would love that. I got to say, I don't know Charlie. And Troye Sivan. I don't know Charlie XCX's music very well, but I feel like if she heard that you were one of her fans, she'd be bummed out. She'd be bummed out?

I'm just fucking with you. She's sort of like moping around. There's this one guy, he's my fan. I don't know. I'm going to switch my devil. He's my fan. Buys my stuff and sings my songs. Charlie, what's wrong?

I got this one fan. I got this one fan. But you got millions of fans, right? Yeah, I know. But the one... And people are like, oh, are you talking about Ducks? Yeah, right? Yeah, I know. With the one. And people are like, oh, are you talking about Ducks? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. All the summer pop starlets are talking about them. They all get together like, this one fan you don't understand. Well, do we get into some booze news? Yeah. I mean, we've covered all the important topics of the day in shit chat. Now let's get into Hit it

Alright, I gotta work on the end of this chorus Fernandito Cotorito A mojito My coquito Yeah No, that's not it A batonga Caparinha My coquito. Yeah. No, that's not it.

A batonga. Caparinha. A mimosa. Conchachoro. Yeah. A Negroni. Blue Hawaii. A Bellini. Dramatini. dry martini, yeah.

That's closer. Cuba Libre, dark and stormy, hanky panky, nail that's rusty, yeah. That's farther. farther. A Cape Codder. Corpse Reviver. Whiskey Sour. Gargrass Hopper.

Yeah. Alright, alright. I got this. A Paloma. A Sangria. Paul McCartney. Margarita. Fuzzy Navel. Fuzzy Navel. Fuzzy Navel, Fuzzy Navel, Fuzzy Navel, Fuzzy Navel.

Okay, I'm reading the email here that we got from the Slophead. This is a very specific thing. It's Danny Noonan, Slophead from the Sloppy Boys Discord said, and Slophead from the Sloppy Boys Discord said, that's not that's a that was Kurt Cobain and this was an early recording that he got from Courtney Love.

Oh. That was Courtney Love. He bumped into Courtney Love and they were talking and she said, hey, do you want this early version of Never of Smells Like Teen Spirit? Damn. She gave it to danny he put it in his bvds and he gave sent it over to us so yeah what we're hearing there is when we talked about how

the song smells like teen spirit is possibly mentioning a list of cocktails yes right this was him arriving at those cocktails? Gotcha. Alright. So the Slopheads like to get on the world building, I understand, but I don't think Danny... Tim did you dirty on that. Tim did you dirty on that one, Danny, because I was listening to this whole thing saying, what the fuck is this?

I got it. I got it. I remembered that they were all potentially drinks. So technically not a Here not a, uh, here's your beef with the world burning building, Jeff. That really wasn't a booze news theme. That was a, uh, a song discovery that was more of like segment two content. Yeah. It's just too early for that sort of thing, Tim. Here in segment one,

I don't want to hear that. It's true. That just threw us all for a loop. When you're watching, you know, like, let's say you go to watch the Tonight Show. They do the monologue. They do the desk piece. You're ready for the first guest, but the musical guest starts playing.

Huh? Fuck! We're fucked. Can I talk to you? Go ahead, Jeff. No, no't mind was crap anyway can i talk to can i talk about ai for just a second i had an idea right now i don't know you didn't have enough fun talking about politics 10 minutes ago you know you're gonna bring up ai do you even care about the sphere anymore you don't seem to ever talk about it you used to be a chill guy you don't understand i i can see how the sphere and politics

and I can see how they just eclipse each other, become one at a certain point. Mike, you're supposed to be focusing on your abs by August. He's August 2nd. These guys are... Oh yeah, was that abs by the end of August? How about that?

Doesn't quite have the ring to it, but August parentheses, the end of, I do want to hear about the AI. Sorry. I didn't mean to jump on you. No problem. No problem. Uh, it's all right, Jeff. We're just, we're just filling up time. Uh, the AI thing. I think the next, uh, next cool step for AI would be if somebody could be like, okay, here's a, what's a band, what's a band that's been around for a while? Uh, let's say Radiohead. Here's Radiohead. Now here's a, here's a song from, uh, Hail to the Thief in, uh, Kid A style, you know, like have, have older

bands, have, have bands with like long histories take their older selves and do their earlier music see how that would sound yeah so you're almost like you're kind of treating like latter day Radiohead as a different band covering earlier day Radiohead or how about this Green Day American Idiot

played in Dookie style get what I'm saying there that's good for the super fans who would detect that sort of... Right, like let's say you're a grumpy Weezer fan and you say, I only like Pinkerton era. What if you want to hear Pork and Beans with Pinkerton production,

huh? Mm-hmm. I don't know. I think there's... I think that might be something coming in the AI world. We're kind of like on the, we're on the edge of something really big here. Yeah.

Well, the sphere was, the sphere is on the edge of something big. I don't know what this AI thing is. Do you think the Las Vegas sphere is a bigger deal than AI? Well, then this thing that I'm talking about, part of AI,

no, AI is huge, Tim. Shit. Tim, you didn't, you didn't know? No, I didn't know. It's huge. I mean, it's almost as big as politics this year.

Hey, I had a little theory about AI with like actors. Have I said this on the pod before? Recently, a couple of years ago, there was a new Kermit the Frog, who wasn't the Kermit that we all grew up with. I remember that. So it's like, yeah, Piggy, what's up, Pig? And what's up, Pig? Huh? What's up, P-Dot?

Where's my babe? Okay. Can I? Anyway, so there's a new Kermit. Skippity Green. Okay. Skippity green, Jeff. So everybody, the fans were like, oh, we don't like the new Kermit.

He doesn't sound the same. But it turns out the performers like the new Kermit. He's like more fun and he's bringing the comedy back, even if he doesn't sound exactly the same. So the writing's better. People like the writing of it better. Yeah, like the collaborators are liking this, this new Kermit. Cause it's a lot of it is kind of improv.

Like they do kind of have to inhabit, you know, a frog or a pig. And, um, like if, if like you're, if you're being the frog and a fly goes by,

you have to be like, you have to be, be aware of that stuff. And your tongue has to go. Uh, anyway, so we've come across a lot of these you know uh like your chuck jones warner brothers characters where it's like oh there's a new uh peppy lepew or porky pig or whatever

and people who are really in the know will be like oh that's my yeah i like that porky pig or whatever i think with all this digital de-aging and how even people like bruce willis are kind of like making movies just kind of for their estate against their own well-being oh yeah we might we might find like tom cruise is still you know we got prime tom cruise or the rock acting in movies just because their fake persona draws people to the movies right and with there might be a handoff someday where we realize like oh no like the new larocque is actually better than the old one like they have a voice guy or a mocap guy right who's doing who's just doing the rock wow and people will be like oh he's actually better

than the old guy he can act better or whatever there was definitely a moment in the late 70s early 80s where it was like we were getting drum machines and synth instruments. And then the rock dudes were like, that's not real. You know, like, I won't like synthesizer isn't piano and drum machine isn't drum. 808 is not a drum. But then the next generation is like, what's the difference, dude? It sounds good. I would rather hear it 808 than your dumb boomer ass drumming.

Yeah. What's the difference? The song's done. I'm done. Yeah. And like, it's tougher to create big, big stars. You know what I mean? Like you get your Chalamet's every once in a while, but like, but Tom Cruise is one for

the ages and movie star Tom Cruise is younger than actual Tom Cruise. So what's to stop you from having prime Tom Cruise starring in movies, making mission impossibles after his death, making money for paramount pictures in his estate. They're going to keep doing it. They're going to keep making mission impossibles. Now, isn't that what, is that something that would,

would have been in the, the acting? Yeah, probably the, the strike and stuff like that. But you know, if, if the estate's getting money,

I'm sure they'd be fine with it. Yeah. Well, we haven't even gotten to the booze news yet. That's how exciting this booze news segment is. Okay, well, here we go. Booze news, nice and easy. And I'm sending you guys a link in the chat. It is brat shot.

There's a brat shot out there, folks. Oh, yeah. There we go. Wait, no. What is that called midori midori uh okay so jeff that was my first thought here that basically there's a trend going on of green shots inspired by the charlie xcx album cover that is oh so green is it not it is he's got you there mike it is It is green. It is green. Weezer themselves would covet such a shade. Well, on their third album?

Okay, so this is kind of scattered though, because it's not really coming from one place. First, I saw a tweet that had a picture of a, and I just sent it to you guys, a picture of some green alcohol in a shot glass, and it said, Brat shot at Captain Dan's Good Time Tavern in Bed-Stuy is the drink of the summer. And then also in that same- I may have been to this place before. I'm looking at pictures.

The outside looks familiar. Well, you're a Bed-Stuy kind of a guy, would you not say? Yeah, I'm a bed stag have i been here and i see there's some other in that same thread you can see other people posting brat shots i think from that same place but um jeff i had the same reaction as you i saw this and i said tim that's green that's got to be Midori melon liqueur. But then I was reading the replies, and then the person who had drank the shot,

someone was like, what does it taste like? And then somebody said, it's giving green Jolly Rancher. Oh, it's pucker or something. Right. Yeah, because Jolly Rancher is green apple. Pucker would be the green apple. So I'm sitting here thinking, Tim, you're the editor in chief of booze news. You can't stop there. You have to, you have to get to the bottom of this thing. I pick up the phone. I call this bar in Bed-Stuy. I talked to the

bartender and I say, Hey, you guys still serving the, uh, brat shot. And he's like, yep. And I was like, okay, I'm coming in i'm coming i didn't want to like just be asking for the recipe so i said oh yeah yeah me and my boys are coming in to get some yeah i'm allergic to midori though that's not gonna be a problem is it i go one by one every possible liquid um i asked this guy uh yeah so we're're coming. We're going to order a bunch, but just out of curiosity, what is it? And he said, peach and hypnotic. Peach schnapps. Peach schnapps and hypnotic.

So peach schnapps is clear. Hypnotic is green, but is it that green? I thought it was blue. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, I thought it was. It is blue. So maybe there's a peach maybe there's a

green peach he just said peach and hypnotic maybe peach yeah i'm wondering if uh could it be princess peach cesspool this is crazy man i don't know what's going on with this okay so here's the funny thing though i was like okay the person that's person that said it's giving green jolly rancher is incorrect because hypnotic is not green apple. But then I was like, wait, I can't even remember what hypnotic tastes like. I Googled it, and Google says, what does hypnotic taste like? Hypnotic tastes sweet with strong notes of passion fruit and mango and subtly bitter finish. A subtly bitter finish.

So it's really not even one flavor. Jeff, what do you got here de kuyper peach tree schnapps it's got it's that yellow and it's pucker peach so it's got like a sourness to it it looks like that yeah so this is the oh pucker peach and this color when mixed with the blue hypnotic you've cracked the case but would it be so bright neon green i know that's what's well let's let's look at this i i typed in green why would you not just reach for midori i typed in green uh hypnotic and it brought me to a drink called the incredible hulk drink that looks a little more like this it's green and and it is hypnotic fruit liqueur, Hennessy brand cognac and ice.

So I'm wondering if this hypnotic fruit liqueur is green. Okay. So the Hennessy is a little bit yellowish, golden. Hennessy. This could be an episode. This could be a whole episode. I can't believe this is a booze news article.

I know. What's funny is that i then was googling around and of course other people are doing brat shots as well and it doesn't seem like it's just coming from uh from captain dan's it feels like other people are just doing their own thing so i did see a viral tiktok after seeing this i saw one well like maybe like 17,000 likes, I'll call that viral. And it was Midori. Then I saw another one where someone was like using like vodka, but then with like a green apple syrup, you know, just like a, like a green syrup that wasn't. So people are doing their other ones too.

So it's out there. I saw them on YouTube. I saw them all over the place no one no one brat shot is the one that'll rule them all just yet oh uh way to go charlie to like pick a color that was just a little bit underused you know remember a couple uh weeks ago we were talking about how there's like color forecasters and that millennial pink has given away to like coral. Millennial pink is giving coral is basically what you're saying. Millennial pink is giving coral.

No, the zoomers are onto new colors like coral. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And here, Brat Green, the dark horse candidate, swipes in. That's the new hot colors. Brat Green, I see it all the time. The dark horse candidate swipes in. That's the new hot colors. Brat green.

I see it all the time. And like, I can't think of, other than Billie Eilish's roots, I can't think of having seen that color green recently. It's just so Midori is the thing. Midori. Wait, what was that pucker? It's a whole movement, that color. Yeah. I'm happy to see any bright colors

sticking around because you're right i think we've given way from the from the millennial bright colors to some gen z but i was afraid a moment there like when when kanye had his deal with gap and balenciaga and he was bringing balenciaga to gap i kind of thought we were just going to do like a whole like industrial black thing. Beiges and blacks. Yeah. Beige and white and black and gray. Well, Kanye, Kanye has been doing a lot of beige and cream and off weight for a long time. But the Balenciaga era was just like head to toe black and like kind of like intimidating looking combat boots that kind of scared me.

Like Gore-Tex shit. And I just knew that I wasn't going to go down that road. They me like gore-tex shit and i just knew that i wasn't gonna go down that road they looked like they looked yeah right they looked like uh see i in my head i was like tim's gonna go down that road what if what if i still i'm just wearing like tabasco polo shirts but then i have these big huge leather boots tech wear cargo valenciaga stuff reminds me of it's like the design of like the tesla truck it's like futuristic and utilitarian and ugly exactly the only thing you need oh how about that video of that grandma seeing yeah that was good that was good she's like oh that's ridiculous now wait

we were talking about uh brad over in the blow folks, you guys who are Patreons, and you all should be at this point. I can't believe you're not. Over on the Patreon behind the wall, on the blowout, we've been talking all month long. We've been talking about Bratz. We did Charlie's Bratz album. We did the documentary Bratz.

We did the movie, the Bratz movie from 2007 this week. And then here's another thing maybe I've just sent you guys. This is sort of the Bratz shot I was talking about. It's from the Wisconsin's... Oh, to sort of round out Brat Month. Oh, I see. Oh, look at this. Brat Month. From the Wisconsin State Fair. It's the

Bratz shot. Flavorful sauerkraut topped with a generous slice of brat. Looks like a shot. Eats like a brat. It's in these little, those like those paper cups that you squirt ketchup into. Oh, man. Yeah. This is going to be at the Wisconsin State Fair, it looks like, this year. August 1st through 11th, they say.

And the grease soaks through the paper cup. Oh, that's nice looking. But folks, people are starting to say, hey, how are you going to round out Brat Month over there on the blowout? Well, the next blowout next week is going to be brats. We're talking brats, baby. Talking brats. About time.

Now, Brat Month with a brat. Is that it for Booze News? Wrap it up. Hey, Joey. Friends? Friends, because he said hi joey but uh i was like what is this gonna be i thought it was at first family matters oh that would have been good hi joey oh hey rage oh yeah all right this episode needs to sort of like lock into step. Do you agree? I feel like we're all over the place.

We're messy. It takes one host. All it takes is one good host. We were announcing a tour, but we did it in a messy fashion. And then the booze news theme was not really a booze news theme. And then we talked about Charlie XCX before we even got to the Brad shot. It's just all fucked up. I barely even scratched the surface with what I want to talk about with politics, too.

Right. But here's the thing, Mike. You've got the AI. You've got the sphere. You've got the abs. You've also got the politics. Choose a lane. I'm done.

No more stuff. No more things. That's it. Those are my four things stuff no more things i'm that's it those are my four things much like me in a seinfeld raffle you gotta choose a lane okay now why what's the raffle everyone gets to pick their own character yeah i guess yep You can only pick one. What, you've never been in a Seinfeld raffle? I would say Seinfeld Monopoly game, maybe.

You can pick a lane. Yeah, that's good. That's pretty good. Hey, Jeff, do you think this episode's finally locked in? Yeah, I think that was it. I feel it. Real quick, Jeff, I'm checking up if there's a Seinfeld Monopoly. Ka-chunk. Locked in a gear. We're locked in here. I feel real quick, Jeff. I'm checking up if there's a Seinfeld Monopoly.

Ka-chunk. Locked in a gear. We're locked in here. Yep. There's Seinfeld Monopoly. It's 40 bucks. Well, with all that behind us, do we turn our attention to the drink of the day? Finally, Rosetta Raid.

You've had no word. Where did you hear? Here. What segment? It doesn't count. Booze news. Yes, that does count. The editor-in-chief was delivered up some nice news to you last week, I want to say. Oh, Tim, I was going to say, you know, you called up that Bed-Stuy bar.

You got me over here if you want to dispatch me for stories. I'm wide open. I got nothing going on all day. Mike, go to Captain Dan's, record on your phone, have a Bradshot. I will do that. I'm putting it down on my things to do list. That's going to be dynamic listening for the glisteners. That is good.

And Mike, and if you can see if you can get the proportions on that drink. See how they make it. Ooh, yeah. And I'm also going to see if he can make me up a hand slammer. Get him going on those. Or her. Whoever's bartending over there. Wow, that's

so generous of you. And then I'll just walk out the door, go down to the next bar, get them set up with the hand slammer. Yeah, I mean, remember we talked about how the way that Fireball walk out the door go down the next bar get them set up with the hand slammer yeah i mean really we talked about how the way that fireball really blew up was like the the company i think maybe it was either like seagram's had maybe sold their cinnamon schnapps to saranac i mean uh sazerac company or something like that yeah but when they were promoting it they just sent a guy to nashville to just go around to all the bars and just

talk up fireball and it works. So I could see you and the hand slammer just kind of chatting it up. Now, did they send like a charismatic guy or was he sort of like a, you know, kind of a weird fella? Was he a Harvey wallbanger? They said he was a little off.

They said that he was the weirdest version of a normal guy. Okay, perfect. And I'll have no shot. I might as well just dump all this hand slammer down the toilet because it ain't going to happen for me. Mike, the hand slammer's the best drink to come on the pod in a long time. Here's what's weird, though.

Thank you. Fucking rocket fuel is nipping at its heels pretty bad that was that was pretty good rocket fuel is when you want to go fast though to your destination i think yeah when you when you there's no expresso around but you really want to zoop up get in some way that me expresso sure gets you but i think what's keeping what's keeping hand slammer out of fireball status is, do most bars have grapefruit soda or grapefruit juice? No, that's kind of a tough one. I mean, if you're making a Greyhound or a Salty Dog, you're going to need it.

So any bar worth its salt could make a hand slammer. Any tiki bar is definitely going to have it. Any cocktail bar will have it, for sure. Any tiki bar is definitely going to happen. Any cocktail bar will have it. Any tiki bar. Yeah. I feel like actually, I guess a greyhound or salty dog a lot of times is that like, that old timey grapefruit juice is this yellow and really bitter. And then we grew up in the pink, ruby red era.

Yes. Hey, you know what would be a good thing to do to spread the word on this hand slammer? Or any drink. You go in there you know it's not a busy bar day in the afternoon probably i'll go get this brat shot yeah when they're more yeah i'll get i'll go in there and say hey hey hey uh i got this new drink let's make it make two of them we'll both drink it if you like it it's on the house you keep making i don't pay i can see you explaining this to a buncher and they're like, sorry, what do you want?

No, we don't give away drinks Do you want the drink you want? I pay half There's a whole crowd of people in here like, hey, can I get a Tito's and soda? Oh, can I get a vodka diet? And what, sir? And you're like I pay half if you like that Slammers, set up two of them, I pay half

Do you have or shot a DiSeroto, I'll pay you half. It's a shot and a half. And then everyone else, yeah, Tito's, Tito's, Tito's, Tito's. Yeah, get those Tito's going and then get back to me

because I'm still, I got to tell you how to make the drink too. What about a Tito's chaser for the hand slammer? That can make it pretty good. Oh, damn. That's a lot.

Can I talk about Rosaderade? Yes. Or are you guys drinking the Haderade? Never. I remember the first time I heard that it was in college and a professor got mad at this dumb guy I was friends with and the dumb guy said to the professor, hey, you've been drinking the haterade. The professor was like, what?

And I was also like, what? Hey, you've been, you hate me because you've been drinking the haterade. You've been drinking the haterade, man. The only reason the professor would hate an obnoxious, dumb student. I don't know what your problem is. You must have been fucking with that haterade, not me.

If you accuse somebody of drinking the haterade, you don't have to do that introspection. Why does this person dislike me? You go through your whole life. Anytime someone doesn't like you, they're like, drinking the haterade. Damn. That's their problem.

Haterade's popular around here. Shit. Shit, man. Okay, so last week on Boozeze news i had talked about that there i had noticed a lot of grape uh gator gator now you got me doing it mike gatorade cocktails popping up uh both in books and on the internet and at high tops but then also On a viral X post from May 15th, 2024, Virginia Slim at Nixon Nien had an X post. And the text is, incredible things happening in Richmond, Virginia. There's a photo of a cocktail menu and they have circled, probably using markup, circled a drink on the menu.

Were you guys wondering how they made the circle? That's a good feature. No, I bet you're right. Unless they, unless they. Yeah, the iOS feature markup and all of our photo ads. Markup has never been said out loud before probably markup where all my markup fans at huh if you don't like markup you've been drinking the haterade um it is a drink for ten dollars rose aderade and the caption is just as it sounds

rose topped with red gatorade served over ice with a lime um We thought that was rather novel indeed. Yes, we did. And we said to ourselves, it's summer. It's not a bummer. It's not a bummer at all. We said, let's drink that thing. Let's get some haterade going. That's exactly what we're going to do.

We also, what was the, Jeff, you sent out a link to the, oh, Joe's Inn is the name of the bar in Richmond, Virginia. And I'm looking at their cocktail menu now. There's some other flights of fancy. I'm seeing, look at this. They got a drink. The drink featured during Pride Month was the Pink Pony Club. That's a Chapel Roan.

Hey. They didn't think of the brat shot, but they thought of the Pink Pony Club. That's a Chapel Roan reference. They didn't think of the Brat shot, but they thought of the Pink Pony Club? Maybe it just didn't pass you know. It didn't pass muster. Brat probably wasn't out in June, right? When did Brat come out?

I'm trying to find a good picture of this place. There's one called Live Laugh Lavender. Okay, so it's a lot of... It's got some... They're pretty hip. Oh, this is a pretty classic looking place too. Joe's Inn. Damn.

We never played Richmond, did we? No. Nah. Richmond is sort of DC. We will now though. We played in Maryland. In some suburb there. And we played the Wharf in DC one time.

Okay, enough of that. Guys, we don't really have the spec on this one, the recipe, but the drink says it's rosé topped with red Gatorade. Are you going to go half and half, or do you think it's more rosé? Yeah. On the recipe card, I wrote like one serving of rosé and then top up. You know what I'm looking up? I'm looking up what's a normal rosé pour.

Well, a pour of wine is what, four to five ounces? Yeah, it's five in this house. Yeah. So I think then we're just topping with a little glug glug, right? Because we don't want to fully lose the booze. But served over ice. So I'm going to take a wine glass. This is going to look like an Aperol Spritz. a little glug glug, right? Because we don't want to fully lose the booze, um, but served over ice. So I'm going to take a wine glass.

This is going to look like an Aperol Spritz. I'm gonna take a wine glass, fill it with ice. I'm going to put a normal serving of Rose, a healthy splash of red Gatorade. I'm going to put a little lime wedge on the side. That's going to pop nice. When you have a Cape Codder, it looks really nice to have that pop of green. Red and green.

This is going to be Christmassy looking. Tim, I'm going to do the same, but I'm going to do a wheel. Jeff! I'm going to do a wheel too. I think I like the look of that. Google, AI Google says in the United States a standard pour of wine is five ounces. Nice.

150 milliliters. Great. AI. How do we know it's true? If you don't like it, we can adjust for segment two. I'm excited about this because I like red Gatorade. It's good tasting. Me too. Yeah.

How do you feel about rosé? We'll find out after this. Ooh. Hell yeah. And we're back. Rose Adarades in hand. Let's see them. That pop of green is nice, like we said.

Yeah, that's a nice. Jeff, you look like you got a pickle on. That's a greeny. It's this is this drink reminds me of like if like uh you know there was a set where like barbie and ken go out to like a beach party or something this is yeah they would be drinking absolutely um jeff can i see yours again mike's looks like a good i think i put too much gatorade here's so i i put five ounces of wine and three ounces of gatorade i feel like i should have two ounces again i did five ounces of wine in my thing full of cubes and it nearly filled it so i had to drink down a little bit and then i put just over an ounce of gatorade okay i ended up doing i ended

up doing four ounces of wine just because if I did five it would be I wouldn't have room. Sips. Listen to those cubey clinkers. I kind of want more. It's too soon to say. Hold on. I'm going to put my little limey in there though.

Rosie's coming through more than I say. Hold on. I'm going to put my little limey in there, though. Rosé is coming through more than I thought. Me too. For me as well. You know what's funny? I'm not really getting red Gatorade flavor, but I'm getting what we talked about a little bit last week on Booze News, which was some bartender saying the salt is helpful to cocktails. So it kind of like the salt just really goosed up the rosé flavor.

Right. Yeah. And, you know, my thirst is being quenched. Oh, yeah. I feel like I could dunk a basketball right about now. I'm not really tasting any Gatorade. Are you guys? Not enough. Not enough. No, I'm going to put another plop of Gatorade right now. Yeah, me too. Gatorade's Gatorade. Are you guys? Not enough. Not enough. No, I'm going to put another plop of Gatorade right now. Yeah, me too. Gatorade's

a funny... Oh, I should have brought mine in. Well, you've been drinking the Gatorade. Gatorade's a funny drink. I like Gatorade, but its taste isn't like... It's got a thinness to it. Yeah, it's something. It's got a non-taste or something to it,

which I feel like is what I'm getting here. I'm tasting this, but I know it's there, but I'm not actually tasting it. That's a weird thing, Gatorade. I'm liking that. So now I'm riding at about, you know, I added another ounce of Gatorade. So I'm almost at the 50-50 range. And I would say that... I like it better. Yeah, I think you shouldn't be shy with the Gatorade

because what's nice about this is think about being in the hot sun, being poolside with wine. I don't really want to drink wine. I would have an Aperol Spritz and this with the cubes and the Gatorade, this just

turned this into something you could sit in the hot sun and drink. Yeah, Rosé I think to me is the one wine that like pubes and the Gatorade, this just turned this into something you could sit in the hot sun and drink. Yeah. Rosé, I think to me, is the one wine that like is a good out, like hot day wine. You know, on this pod, when we're talking drink in the summer, we always, the touchstone we always go to is the Aperol Spritz. It's like the main Instagrammy drink of the summer that kicked it all off. Since we started the pod, that was like the first big drink of the summer. And kind of when drink of the summer, the first time I heard of that idea. Right.

I think that's why people are looking for your Dirty Shirley's and your stuff like that is because of that. But then we also said there was the summer of white claw that's not a cocktail but that we all remember that that's summer 2019 and it was iconic oh yeah we all we all yeah that was like before we did the pod right right yeah and the apparel one was before pod two it was like 2018 was apparel 2019 was uh okay, when was the Dua Lipa yoga Aperol picture? That was during pod, no? No, we talked about it in the Aperol episode, but that was...

Pre? I think that was... My guess is going to be 2018. Let's see. D-U-A L-I-P-A Well, Tim looks that up. I stirred this up a little bit more. And I am tasting the Gatorade.

I need to mix it in a little bit. Yeah, kick it up. Kick it up. And really, like now, the rosé has really been dimmed. And then the Gatorade's a little higher. It's an interesting drink, Jeff. I don't know. I don't know about this.

Do you think they're on to Jeff. I don't know. I don't know about this one. Do you think they're onto something? I don't know. It was March 2020, so it was mere months before we started the pod that Dua Lipa did yoga with her Aperol Spritz. But I brought all of this up to say we give a lot of credit to the Aperol Spritz

and then we talk about that White Claw. Oh, don't we? Don't we? Don't we just? And then, hey, even when we're talking about wines, we bring Lamar Woods, we trot out Lamar Woods. He's telling us all about orange wine. Mike is saying, you know, it's white wine made with the red wine techniques. What we don't ever do is credit.

Rosé all day was a real legit moment. An Instagrammy drink that predated all of this shit man and you can find it everywhere you find it at marshall's you find it at tj max it's the original chewy man it's a live laugh love era drink of the summer i want to say 2015 sure that's that's true uh what other drinks of the summer have there been are there even earlier ones i remember mojito being like a big thing but i don't not necessarily of the summer tie it to any summer that was just like uh it's refreshing and it's entourage era you know mcbling let's say uh hold on rosé just so you guys remember rosé is made from red wine grapes but the process

differs slightly from red wine production the main difference is that rosé's grapes are macerated or soaked with their skins for a shorter period of time usually with a few hours two days now and then what was what was the orange wine was it was white no red grapes white method was... No, Red Grapes, White Method. White Method, so the skins were taken out of it. Red Grapes with a White Method. No, no, no, they kept the skins on. I'm surprised nobody, I'm surprised none of us, no three

of us bumped into Billy Idol while we were doing that song. Me too. Guys, listen to this. Okay, so I just Googled. This is a good episode. We're finding out stuff in real time.

This is fun. Yeah, this is really fun. We're like little Sherlock's today. I Googled, when was Rosé popular? And I'm getting an AI overview generated by AI experimental source. Oh, this goes back to what you were saying, Mike and Tim. Go ahead. That's what I'm sort of getting into now this is what i'm sort of getting into now yeah i get sort of getting into um it has a history of rosé written like

this is creepy to read all this stuff but here's what there's some little bullet points it says in 2014 some say rosé became in quotes like it like comma it so it like the thing in 2014 rose became like liked it um and it says that in the hamptons rose has become a lifestyle oh yeah we love our i mean they love their rose there first produced in 1992 in the hamptons but in 2015 they produced almost 22,000 cases compared to the 82 cases in 1992. So, so that's 2020, 2015. So it's all right.

So 2014 is the year that Rose all day broke big. Wow. That seems like so long ago, 10 years ago. That's the fucking year that, uh, birthday boy season two aired on IFC for Christ's sake. Damn.

For crying out loud, were you there? Were you there? He's winded down. I'm going to lay down. Hey, looking back at Cali Mocho. You remember Cali Mocho? Red wine and Coca-Cola. Cali Mocho.

What a lady. Do you remember what the proportions were? Cali Mocho drink. Sorry, Jeff. It's just one of those days. You're not going to be able to get a word out unless it's got to be kooky. It's got to be kooky today. It's silly day. Yeah.

You got to say it a little weird. This whole episode is just weird. It's off. We never locked in. It's silly day. Yeah. You got to say it a little weird. It's off. We never locked in. It's bad. No, this is a good one. It's bad. They know it's bad. Let's talk like a pirate.

Why would anyone pay good money to come see us on our West Coast live pod tour when this is the type of shit that we're doing? You know? Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember the Cali Mocho proportions? Half and half. That's a lot of coca-cola in your red wine i i agree oh yeah i didn't like that either the wine drinks i don't like i liked that

one it that was one of the ones where i at least felt some alchemy in in fact i think we even had a little side conversation about the word alchemy where there was like i wasn't just tasting coke and tasting red wine i kind of felt like they made a sangria so that's why i liked it sure yeah and it's popular and where this this drink there isn't much alchemy on this one i don't think sad to say sad to say this is a lack of alchemy it's like flavor boosted rosé and electrolyte rosé but none of the red gatorade taste comes through but i do like it i like it better than rosé hmm i think for my round two i'm just gonna do rosé and see what i all day what i like just rosé mike i actually love this the sip that I just had was great. Yeah, I'm kind of going to town on it.

Listen to this. Oh, yeah. Oh, wait till you see this. I'm going to squeeze my fucking lemon in there. Lime! He got himself. You can't be so hard on yourself. I know.

Lime! Lime! Ooh, I talked about this today on yourself. I know. I am. Ooh, I talked about this today on text. Let's talk about it here right now. Maybe I'll save it for the blowout. I'll save it for the blowout. Sorry, folks. Sorry, folks. I'll be there. That's easy for me.

Gonna save that one for the blowout because it's about the blow blog. I want to talk about another idea we have for the topic I have for the blog. I don't want to talk about it here because you didn't pay the money. You only get to hear. Yeah. Hey, here's a little hack

I found out. You know how you get down and you do push-ups? I didn't go to the gym. I had to push up to my home. And sometimes you do them and you do it. You're like, hey, I'm doing these pretty easily. You didn't go to the gym. I had to push up to my home. Sometimes you do them and you're like, hey, I'm doing these pretty easily. You're probably doing them like me doing the form wrong. Do your push-ups.

Put your shoulders inside a doorway and it'll keep your elbows in a little bit. Wow. Wait, what? Do your push-ups in a doorway. Keeps your elbows in. Interesting. It's not going to pin them to your side but you'll be more aware of it um let's put a pin in that conversation while i say my thing about push-ups mike you know when people are uh uh doing push-ups and they're uh doing the full using their knees as a fulcrum yeah modified push-ups and they're using their knees as a fulcrum?

Yeah. Modified push-ups. Jeff, you've seen people when they bend their knees, they use their knees as a fulcrum? Instead of being on their tippies. Right. That's a thing you're allowed to do. It makes your push-ups easier, but if you see someone doing that and then doing a bad

job, where do you need this fulcrum to be buddy yeah it's also like it's like you're already doing fake push-ups and the end also now you're cheating and you're bending at the waist what are you doing you got you got down there and you're just you're just doggy style hanging out i just want to be down here i just didn't want to be up there with everybody. They were starting to annoy me. We could do like a pushups thing too, instead of like run a mile,

you know, we just do like, Hey, we should be, we should talk about this on the blowout. Okay. I mean, this is blowout talk,

but Tim's got one. Tim's got one. Tim's got one. I feel like we did a pushup competition and I won. Was it not? Was it maybe it was birthday boys. I think we did. No,

I think it was just in the birthday boys house. I feel like, like me and Dave were like going back and forth a lot of time. And I think it was you and Randy. Oh, me and Randy. I think I was able, there was a,

for a time I was able to like bang out 31 push-ups real fast. I had the same thought. Cause I remember that thing. I did okay at it, but yeah, that was like 12 years ago. Getting down to do a push-up now. I'm like, oh, yes.

I stopped doing them because I have an old shoulder injury. And it was, oh, yeah. I've told you guys this from doing jackass videos at Ithaca College. Yes, you threw yourself down a staircase. Care free. Threw myself down the stairs hurt my shoulder and then it didn't it kind of i had a good decade there where it didn't bother me but now push-ups i'm gonna i'm gonna have to do those fulcrum knee fulcrum push-ups damn what what are their um uh there's a cat you learn this in school it's like fulcrum inclined plane they're like the simple machines simple we should do a blowout about simple machines best simple machine

pulley the fulcrum is a part of a lever right fulcrum lever right it's like the middle of a seesaw i always like this one a screw is a is an inclined plane wrapped around a cylinder. Wow. Pulley's a good one. I really think inclined plane is pretty boring. Pulley, man. You can pulley. That's like a computer compared to the inclined plane.

Inclined plane. I got inclined plane. Hey, it's inclined plane. It's flat, but it's not that flat. But it goes up. So, you know, go up. There's an incline. Take a look.

It's not just a plane. Hey, my mom sent me this article the other day. It was about beer. Janie Hanny? Yeah, I forgot all the pertinent, the exact information. But beer, there are records of beer being made before the wheel the wheel wow the fermenting fruit came to people before the wheel well can you think about you had to eat before you had to get anywhere right i yeah i wonder what the first use of the wheel was because it obviously wasn't

like they had a car type of a thing yet. But like what what like, oh, we got this round thing. What do what can we do? They use it to mush stuff. Do they use it to move things? What Jeff is talking about? I started watching a documentary on Netflix one time. It was called The History of Beer.

And I was like, that's interesting. And then it was narrated with like a winkiness of like the history of beer you know and it was like oh like it's like a documentary version of those posters keeping men helping white guys dance sense yeah yeah yeah it was so funny when that that beer one was like the first the version of that college poster and then I'd see ones of like marijuana and like ecstasy it's like that's not even the same world anymore

you fuck ups Jeff can I go make another version of this please yeah let's how are you tweaking I'm just gonna juice the rest I'm gonna put some lime juice in there I'm gonna tell you this pour a big one half and half I'm just going to juice the rest. I'm going to put some lime juice in there. I'm going to tell you this. Pour a big one, half and half. I'm just doing a glass of rosé.

Here's what I want to know about myself with this rosé. Is it better or worse without the Gatorade? Sure. What brand do you have? That's all I want to know. That is all I want to know. You famously don't do the wine. You don't do the Prosecco.

You're not into that stuff. No, but I will say rosé is probably my favorite of the wines i like the taste of it probably the best it's chilled it's nice that it's chilled what did you get yeah i got la vie a ferme like bottom shelf because i didn't want to ruin a good one with uh oh red grape gatorade i asked my uh i went to my little wine liquor store near me and I asked, I said, give me a nice, I'll bring it in here and show you the label.

I said, give me a nice, give me a, give me a Rose, you know, not the cheapest brand you got, but give me a nice, a mid level price Rose.

Okay. So this will be fun for you to just have a glass and tell us what you think. I think that'll be nice. Nice. All right, folks, we're going to make round two. And in the meantime, you get to listen to the ads. Sucker. You know who's not listening to the ads?

All those, I was going to say lucky, but it's not luck. They're smart. They're smarter people, the patrons who jump on over to listen to the blowout behind the paywall. Smart people. They are using their. Yes, that's smart. OK, let's do it. See you, folks.

And we're back. Round two of. What is this fucking thing called? Rosettaayed jeff why are your why are your lime so thick that that rind is so thick like in green honestly this this had like a crazy rind on it like a big fat orange peel rind with like it was like a big it's like warty sometimes when you when you when you cut into oh it's like when you cut into those lemons you used to have out in archery that'd be like the rind was this feels like a lime a caveman would have or something early man's lime but um i actually threw mine in the shaker this time i know you wouldn't normally want to dilute something

i have it a quick shake quick shake on ice and then on to fresh cubes. Quick shake could be like a cool nickname for you if you were a bartender. Ooh, quick shake. Quick shake. Hey, don't get your drink from quick shake. He shakes them too quick. Yeah, he gets the one shake and moves on. He fucking sucks.

You got to go to a slow shake. Slow shake. But also I put half the juice of one half lime. Ooh. Didn't measure it. The juice of one half lime. And, and? What were your tweaks?

Oh, it's great. It's good. It's punchy. I just made a big one, 50-50, big one, squeezing lime in. It's great. This is good. I like this. And you're tasting the Gatorade?

Yeah, 50-50 here, too. Yeah. I'm experiencing alchemy. It has become a new drink called the Rosé Doreen. I'm just drinking a glass of this Rosé, and the brand is... Fuendo Montoni. Fuendo Montoni. You've said enough nonsense Italianian that i feel like people

aren't gonna buy that that's really not that different than sarbino carpenterini uh mine was called squealing pig squealing pig wine yeah because it reminded me of my favorite type of Patreon subscriber. I want to check on the pen, but I know the pay pigs don't like us checking on them too much. No, no, no. I think they're doing all right in there in the slop and the slime. It's a nice style, but you know what? We got room for a couple more. A couple more piggies.

A couple more piggies. But we got room for a couple more. A couple more piggies. A couple more piggies. Yeah. Folks, if you don't know, you go to patreon.com slash the sloppy boys. Subscribe for $100 a month. You get no perks.

Well, you get perks, but no additional perks. No additional perks that you wouldn't get for $5 or $10. Right, right, right. But you're honoring your three goddesses. That's true. Financial domination. They sort of get off on it, right. But you're honoring your three goddesses. That's true. Financial domination. They sort of get off on it too. You know what we haven't done yet?

And I think we're probably due for this soon. Raising that pay pig number up to 200 a month. So not just adding a new tier, taking the existing tier and raising it. They'll probably get an email that they won't check. They'll it they'll love it hey fucking spotify does it and it'll be like oh what what's this from patreon sure i'd click delete i don't know yeah great you're gonna my payment went through they don't realize they're getting fleas they don't they don't realize they don't read the fine print because think about how often you get these emails oh there's been a change to your subscription uh netflix is actually going to be um twenty dollars now instead

of 17 yeah it's so funny i got one of those recently for i think spotify and i looked at it on my phone as i was like busy doing something like yeah it's it's uh changed what's the new number okay ten dollars i don't know how much i paid before. Okay, great. I just know it's changed and I don't know how to cancel it and I probably won't. Getting that email is never the moment where I decide to get out. It's always some other impetus. I just had a flash the other day. I was like, I'm going to do a month and get rid of all my streamers and see what happens. I think on Roku, do a month and get like rid of all my streamers and see what happens because i think i'm going to

see what happens i think on roku i because i have roku i think i get live tv on roku so i can get rid of like i don't do any of my shit like i opened up recently opened up my just like the settings on my phone and went to subscriptions i was subscribing to so many apps that i don't use i was still paying like 7.99 a month for snore lab for my sleep apnea days and some some apps like i didn't even remember them when they were like 30 a month i was snoring in the lab late one and i don't watch tv i subscribe to all the streamers plus i have spectrum spectrum's 240 a month and I don't even watch TV ever. Damn. Yuck.

That's great. Yeah. But is that your internet to spectrum? Yep. Yeah. But like, if you just cut cable, now you're down to 80, which is still too much just for wifi,

just wifi, 80 bucks. Fuck off. That's also like with Tim. It's like, Oh, 200 for cable wifi. That always craps out on me.

I know the the worst. Spectrum fucking sucks. All right, final thoughts, please. I'll go first. Love it. Great. It's fantastic. I was ready to be a haterade of the Rosaderade,

but I'll tell you what, make yourself a big one, 50-50. You're probably thinking, oh, I don't want to water down my wine. Don't. Make it huge so you're still having a full glass of wine plus a bunch of Gatorade, squeeze your lime in there, sit in the hot sun and chug it and get drunk. It's really good. Nice. Michael, I love that. Uh, mine is a no, uh, nah, do not order again for me. Nice. Nice. Mine's a no, it's a no. Uh, you know, I didn't like the taste of it and I will not order it again. Plain and simple.

Does rosé still rank as number one amongst your, if you had to drink a grape wine? Yeah, I'm enjoying this glass of rosé better than rosé with Gatorade. So that's my decision. That's surprising. Jeff, are you surprised? I'm surprised by that. I'm shocked, Tim. The guy who doesn't like wine. I'm surprised too. I just didn't like Tim. The guy who doesn't like wine. I'm surprised, too.

I just didn't like that. I didn't like that Gatorade. It had too much of a... It brought out... Because this is kind of a stinky rosé, so it brought out too much of the... Funk. Yeah. I've got a cheap rosé that is D-O-A.

Very little taste. Right. And that would probably be like a Gatorade would help a cheapy, you know, wine. It's not like a boxed wine or something, right? No, it was. Not bottled. The bottle was $8.99, so it was down there. Ooh, yeah.

There's bottom shelf and then there's like, oh, we keep that in the basement. We're going to have to go down one level more. I mean, the box is, what's it called? Fraise? Franzia. Franzia. Franzia. But then worse than Franzia, the worst wine on earth is that jug that they have at Rite Aid, like Carlo Rossi.

Is that the two-buck Chuck that Charles? Oh, Carlo Rossi. Yeah, yeah. No, Charles Shaw is not bad. Charles Shaw, that's what I'm thinking. Carlo Rossi is like a gallon for four bucks. It's a nice big glass gallon though, right? Oh, yeah.

That's the stinky stuff. Oh, yes. An old school jug. Table wine jug. I would say I'm perfectly in the middle of you. Oh. So Buddha would be proud. I'm not, you know, I'm not dying to take this and chug in the sun like Tim.

And I'm not I'm not here to disavow it like Michael. But where does you where does your where do you lie on this? OK, I mean, I'd order it again, but it's sort of like I don't care about this. The thing I like most about it, easy. Coming from all these drinks that are like, you know, you got sticky crap, you got to blend it up or you got to coax it out of the measuring glass. This is just bonk, bonk, equal parts. More lime is better if you got it. It's fine.

I'm going to keep drinking it all night. It's going to take me deep into the blowout. Anything you just pop a cap on something and dump in. I was looking at the, before this pod, looking at this recipe and thinking like, Oh, it's kind of weird.

We're going to water down our wine, but not add a liquor to it. Like I thought that maybe this should have an ounce of gin or an ounce of vodka or a splash of something stiff in there, but I actually don't really think it needs it because we're not really looking for... It's not a spritz. It's its own thing.

That's our show. Follow us on social media at The Sloppy Boys where we release these recipes ahead of time. And if you can't get enough, always go to patreon.com slash the sloppy boys. Plunk down the five. And then it's like the sloppy summer sales event for your whole life. You just get double the pleasure every week with the sloppy boys blowout, drop it on Wednesdays. Isn't that nice? That is nice. I like that. That is nice. Could be good for me. In fact, the Sloppy Summer sales event went so good and was so successful. I say we keep it going.

Why not? Sure. I was talking to some of the guys on my team over at Questions for Lennon, and we're like, let's open one of these. Let's just release one of these free. Mike, that's a great idea. Pick a great app. Mike's favorite app. They're all so good.

Yes, I need to, I got to sit down with this thing for a weekend and listen to them, listen over to a bunch of them and say, all right, this is the one I know has got to be heard. That's great. This is a bonus bonus. So you're telling me that Sloppy Summer Sales Event is extending into the first week of August with an unlocked episode of Questions for Lennon?ny that's fantastic the accountant said what are you guys nuts and we said no we're not nuts but we love our fans that much we're like the arizona guy sticking to the 99 cent iced tea come what may what about the costco guy sticking to the dollar 50

hot dog and soda tim we're like him too. Although except for the pay pigs, we are jumping that up to $200 a week. Yeah, sorry, pay pigs. In that one regard, we're really doubling the price. That one we're doubling. Sorry. Can I talk about something that's important in my life? Yeah.

Is it your Google image results? No, it's even better. I'm on, you know, if you're listening to this right now, I'm playing, I'm doing a stand-up show in Pawpaw, Michigan tonight. Wow. Tonight? An hour of stand-up. Then I'm doing a few shows in the Midwest. I'm doing

Milwaukee, Wisconsin on August 3rd, Minneapolis, Minnesota on August 4th. Then I fly over to the West Coast. I'm talking Milwaukee, Wisconsin on August 3rd, Minneapolis, Minnesota on August 4th. Then I fly over the West Coast. I'm talking Seattle, Washington and Portland, Oregon, August 7th and 8th. And Milan Patel is going to be on that one with us. You know, you know, Milan from. Oh, I love his work. Nice.

You got to catch that. The Brass Monkey episode. Then I'll be in, you know, Los Angeles, California, August 16th. That's live stand up, folks. See that shit. There are tickets left. Tickets left. Not many in some spots.

Let me ask you a question. You say you mentioned, you mentioned that you're doing an hour of standup. Are you one of these kinds of guys? You're touring your hour. You're out there. You're doing your hour. And then, then you, then you record the special or the album or whatever it is. And then that hour is retired. And then you start from scratch or the album or whatever it is and then that hour is retired

and then you start from scratch with the new next hour yeah and that's when you know after that that special gets done if that ever happens and not that i have plans for that but if that you know once that special is done stay out of my way for like a month i am gonna be you know not the same you're not you know because right now i'm sitting on top of an hour of top notch polished material, but I feel like, uh, I'm, I've completely gutted just a core, a shell of a man core gone cornered animal. Once I have to come up with. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So stay away from him for a month. Some veiled threats from my campers, but it's weird.

The other guy, like there's like um there's there's some stand-ups every year they got a new hour and then they do a special they do a new hour then you had jerry seinfeld the whole career one hour and then he did i'm telling you for the last time it was a specialty or an album and he did that hour and then he made a huge deal starting from scratch he put out that movie comedian he was like oh i can't do my joke about the socks the biggest day of the year over the week for a sock is laundry day. He then made a big deal about toaster strudels or something like that. We didn't care about that either.

I want to say it was Pop-Tarts, but I'll let you know. Oh, you mean not toaster strudels the way I said it? Toaster strudels. Toaster strudels. way i said it by the way really strange that like i mean every comedian and like any any uh provocative musician is like you can't say anything anymore so true but like uh it's so funny that a musician would be like you can't sing anything anymore you can't sing well like eminem came out with a thing about like i'm being canceled you can't go PC police but um it's funny like you can't for for Eminem be like I'm canceled like uh you're 50 and you're a billionaire I think

you're yeah it's your whole thing you've done your thing yeah that's your whole thing exactly like you're grandfathered in like like you and South Park are like grandfathered in you can truly say whatever you want um but it's so funny that if you went back in time and told people that like jerry seinfeld would complain that you can't say anything anymore like that dude was like i know just stubbornly only wanted to do jokes about pop tarts only only only like what the fuck does he have to worry about it's literally just that a guy who's never encountered any he's been on top for so long and then his tickets weren't selling i love jerry seinfeld me too his tickets were not selling on a college tour so he needed to blame it on the woke mob or something oh i didn't know that i was like i

can't even think my my dad asked me he's like hey jim you work in comedy people say like you can't say anything anymore is it hard to work in comedy. People say, like, you can't say anything anymore. Is it hard to work in comedy? And I was like, dad, I literally can't even think of a canceled comedian because they all seem like they're getting canceled. But none of them. Is there even one comedian you could think of who's not working? I would say, like, maybe Chris D'Elia. No. Maybe. Dude, go to the comedy store tonight.

He's still, like, selling out tours and stuff. He's headlining tonight. Damn. Oh, I don't know if he's selling out tours. I said he's selling out tours. I don't know. But he's not canceled. I mean, we're working though. And in fact, a lot of times the move is to double down and then just you become a champion of the people because, you know. Right. You just go hard right. You lay low for three months and then you get this weird angry fan base that is like even more into you you know like like uh it's it's such a weird for it to become fervent like i talked on this pod one time about how i went and saw shane

gillis live and i like shane gillis because he makes me laugh don't agree with everything he says but he makes me laugh but when he makes a gay joke there's bros in that audience that like jump up and down and are like hell yeah and you're like oh weird like you're in it just for that like you actually don't even like comedy what's funny about yeah that's what i was gonna ask it's like the the bros who are like hell yeah they they don't uh it seems like they're not laughing at the, they're not laughing at the joke that are excited that it's the joke is said or that those, that, that point of view is said or something.

It's the same way that like people clap to certain jokes on the daily show where it's just like, yeah, he made the point that we agree with and we clap and set a laugh. Yeah. Right. Right. Clapped her,

you know, it's going to be like when we go on our pod tour in November on the West Coast, those are going to be genuine laughs and claps but it's gonna be claptor for like we're talking about like uh bramble rambles and people are like no no we're definitely gonna get some shout outs oh yeah that's one of my faves uh people are too aggro about bramble rambles these days but jeff i i know hold on what were you just saying jeff you were just saying something about uh what were you just saying jeff hey what was the point you were just making did people it's not that the joke is good it's just that it's being

said oh clap you're right clap i always associate with claptor with like liberal like what you're talking about with daily show but but I never really associated with, with like the, I guess Shane Gillis is conservative leaning. You would say I've seen that was definitely Claptor at the, I don't think, I don't think he cares or he thinks about it, but I think his fan base was absolutely Claptor.

Right, right. But it's just funny to think of Claptor from that side of it. Cause I always think of it from the other political. I get, I'm getting political. I'm too political. But like throw on a Ricky Gervais special or one of those people and people will just clap at political points. I've also noticed like with claptor, people clapping for the things they agree with.

There's also, I call it laughter, where if you say something funny and someone laughs. Yeah, that one's weird because it's almost like involuntary. Right. Ha ha. Hee heuntary. Right. Ha ha. Hee hee. Ha ha. Ha ha. Well, I think we did find our groove finally. I think we did too, right here at the end. Maybe next episode we start off with a little zip zap zop

and really kind of get in the groove. Yeah, we're going to be locked in next week. We'll do that live at the podcast show. Oh, it'll be live from Chicago next week. That's great. Ooh, live from Chicago. It's Friday night. I'll tell you what.

We're probably going to have a huge announcement, actually, from that live Chicago episode. We're going to be from the stage announcing a really big thing. Oh, my God. Oh, Tim. I think you might be right. That's good. That's good.

Not the tour. Different thing that's even bigger. Yeah, that tour is already, it already got too loud. This one. Okay. Shh. Shh. Shh.

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