The Sloppy Boys - 88. Adios Motherfucker

Episode Date: June 24, 2022

The guys make an infamous blue beverage-- a variation of the Long Island Iced Tea.ADIOS MOTHERFUCKER RECIPE.5oz/15ml Tequila.5oz/15ml Vodka.5oz/15ml White Rum.5oz/15ml Rum.5oz/15ml Blue Curaçao2oz/60ml Sweet & Sour Mixtop up with Sprite or 7UpAdd all ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice. Stir gently. Garnish with lemon wedge and cherry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. Hello. Tim Kalpakis. What is up, Azure Stylies? Oh, mysterious. Things are getting blue. Michael?

Your voice sounds a little off to me. Frankly, you sound like a frog. My voice has been this way every time we've done the podcast. Go back and listen. He's always sounded like a nervous, cracking teenager. All right, all right. I think I know what you're getting at. I've got COVID again.

Round two this time. Round two, and this time it took me by the throat. Yeah. It got me bad. Got you by the balls, took you by the throat. Yeah, the first one had me by the balls. This one's got me throttled against the wall. How does original recipe Omicron compare to the new BA2?

This is... Do we even know it's BA2? We don't know. It could be the newer and newer. Here's what we do. We don't know because when I went to the doctor today because I had a sore throat, I was testing negative at home test, but I still had a sore throat, so I said,

I'm going to the doctor. We did a strep and a flu and a COVID test. And they said all negative. So I went home. And when I got home, about 10 minutes, I sat down on my couch. About 10 minutes later, I got a phone call from the doctor himself. And he said, there was a mix-up. You got COVID.

What's going on over that lab? You know, we're having a lot of fun in there is the problem. And see, if I know you, Mike, you were shaking hands all the way home and getting in conversations with people. Hey, everybody, I'm doing great. Come here. Come here, everybody. Give me a big kiss on the lips.

Damn. So, yeah, I got this. It was a little worse yesterday. I could do more of a Marge voice. Oh. Now you can do more of a Patti Selma voice. Yeah. So, can do more Patty Selma voice. Yeah. So, you know,

if I keep it down low like this, I don't really crack too much. No, that sounds good. You know, I'm a pretty excitable guy, so if something, you know, Jeff, say something, there's a new flavor of... There's a new flavor of

Bud Light Seltzer. Oh, my God! There is. If I get high. So I'll try to stay low the whole podcast. Get high? Oh, God. No, I'm being serious.

When you say get high, it reminded me of... Never mind. It reminded me of our Snoop Dogg Patreon episode. Folks, get on over there. Sign up for the Patron level. Are you pushing fluids there, Mike? Is that water sucking on good? Yep, got a big tall glass of vodka.

Let's get healthy. Let's get that health through the roof. Let's get it through the roof. And hopefully the audience doesn't find this voice too terrible. you know what you need mike is the strongest drink so far yeah i gotta cover right now i should say i'm not drinking the drink tonight that's we we discussed and i think it's important for the audience to know you don't have to drink the drink all the time yeah unless the drink shocks you into a health zone. Yeah.

I did ask the doctor. I said, can I do a cocktail podcast? Can I drink tonight? And he said. Might it shock me into the health zone? He said, no, no, unless it's some type of Long Island iced tea variant. What are the odds of that? Is this a legit cocktail podcast or are you going to talk a lot about Gale?

I said, well, what would you prefer? He he said i'd prefer a lot of gail talk i love that song oh okay good um it's it sucks mike that your voice is a little off tonight and then we've recently had some big problems with you talking in the wrong microphone plugging in your earbuds doing a whole episode talking into your talking into the little wire on your neck. Something happens. You know when you get your, you got your computer, you're on your computer all the time. It's going smoothly every time. And then for some reason, something resets. Yeah. And you think you're on the right microphone, but for a whole episode, you're not. It sucks.

It sucks. It can happen to anyone too. It sucks major. It can happen to me. But Mike, you feel, how's your feeling? You feel okay? I feel good. Yesterday when I thought I didn't have COVID, I went out for a run, ran for like four miles.

Woo. Wow. Yeah. So this variant is chill. Well, it's different for each person. The person who. What about a resilient person? The person who I was hanging out with uh i was hanging

out one night and then the next day they got back to me and said oh or to the group and said oh we have uh i just tested positive for covid she had bad coughing and like couldn't stop coughing. Oh, no. I haven't been coughing too much. Well. Well. That's sad. Yeah. Yeah. Well, on that somber note,

do you want to get into some BIP? Mm-hmm. B-B-B-B-B-B-Booze News. Hit it. Floppy Bob. Oh, fucking shit. Floppy Bob. Oh, holy fuck. Oh, fuck it. Oh, holy fuck. Yeah, I might fall aside there. Oh, fuck it.

We love notes. All notes are impressive. Oh, fuck it. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. That's impressive. That's impressive. It's Booze News, you piss drunk cock. Everybody poop in their pants.

Sloppy bombs sent to us by the human neighbor Zach Motz featuring his daughter Sedona And if you have a booze news theme Email it to thesloppyboyspodcast at gmail.com Yeah I was going to say that's not Tig That must be Sedona I would know Sedona anywhere Do we know Sedona? Have we met Sedona before? We haven't met Sedona

What sort of reference to when you said you piss drunk cock? I feel like Hanford is that a thing that you were... No, yeah, Hanford, you said it. But was that a reference? How deep does this thing go? I think I said that... Was there somebody in your high school that called you that? Yeah, there was a kid who got very frustrated with somebody else kind of picking on him.

And he said, it was on a hockey team. And he said, you piss drunk cock oh man see that's a sort of like creative swearing that it's like he probably heard that at home or something also I think he was getting so like worked up that he couldn't

that he was just like mashing swears together yeah or do you think like his mom called his dad a piss drunk cock I'm filling in a whole story where the dad is an alcoholic and the son doesn't know you think that's just a thing that you say you just yell at someone whoops he's telling on himself um uh wait I was gonna say something about piss drunk cock it's funny oh oh is it is it the other story you have about somebody getting frustrated, maybe not frustrated, is it was a wet fart, okay? That wasn't frustrating.

That was somebody in my grade school. We were in music class watching a video, and we're all sitting there watching, and all of a sudden everyone's kind of like, oh, it stinks around here. And everyone works together to sort of, not loudly, but work together to pinpoint where it's coming to do with the source.

Yeah. And we're like, Oh, Adam, it was a wet fart. Okay. I love that. Like that tone.

He's like, what did you get off my back? Drop it. It was a wet fart. We all shit our pants and then sit here for the rest of the class. I love that tone. He's like, get off my back, drop it. What did we do? It was a watch fart. We all shit our pants and then sit here for the rest of the class. What do you think was going to happen? When I was in grade school, I had a funny story.

My buddy Andrew Tamulinas told me, one of your brethren. I love this guy. He sounds like a hell of a guy. Tamulinas? That's a good name. Yeah, yeah. I love this guy. He sounds like a hell of a guy.

Tamiolinas? That's a good name. Yeah, yeah. He farted in class, and everybody in front of him turned around and looked at him. And he was, or like looked, you know, everybody started looking back. And he had to play it off like, oh, weird. Yeah, what is that? I noticed that too.

And so the second time, he feels another fart coming on. He's like, I'm prepared this time. Now I know what I'll do. Farts again. The front of the class turns around, faces him. He turns back as well. And then is met by, yet again, a wall of faces looking at him. Didn't work out so well.

Clever girl. Now, you guys seem to want to talk feces and flatulence all show, but would you mind if we class it up a little bit? That would be very welcome. Okay, good, good, good. Do you guys know my friend, writer, comedian, and all-around intellectual, Neal Campbell? Sure.

I know him as a contest winner on this very show. Yeah, yeah, he's a good essayist. Well, buckle up for a new segment. Hit it! It's time for Campbell's Corrections. Oh, no. Stimpy. What is up?

This is Cal P.K. here with an episode of Campbell's Corrections I'm joined by Neil Campbell, how's it going? Hey, it's going great Okay, so Neil, you listen to our show And we recently said something that you thought needed some correcting, is that true? Yes, and I know everyone loves unsolicited corrections. So I thought I'd offer some. Take us back to where you were, what you heard, and what the problem is. Well, I think there's been a few mentions and a little bit of confusion around Nick and Nora glasses.

Right. All I know is it's like a coupe glass. Yes. It's a small little glass. And I think that one time on the show, Hanford said, Nick and Nora, like the infinite playlist. And then we kind of moved on. Yes, yeah.

And I think Dutton might have chimed in with a similar thought. Now, you listening at home, shit your pants when you heard this. I shit my pants. I pulled out my hair. I was just screaming at anyone who was around, my neighbors. Well worth it. So you have, you're, would you, kind of like a highbrow guy?

Oh, yeah, I guess so. I mean, I read some literature once or twice. Perfect. So when you hear Nick and Nora, and when you heard it, and you knew information we didn't have, tell us what you knew. Well, I was sort of air conducting at the time, and I dropped my baton. I thought, I've got to let these

guys know nick and nora charles from the thin man dashiell hammett's last ever novel and they're a couple and and he's sort of a retired private eye and he's married this wealthy socialite and they just kind of live a life of like living it up and drinking booze and making mixed drinks and cocktails all the time but they if you like open that book to um just everyone knows i've read it uh if you open that book to like any page almost i bet you look at the two pages you got in front of you there's some mention of them drinking alcohol or making a drink for themselves they're always making drinks and is that played that's like it's funny that they're making yeah they're like boozy it's not like a

bukowski vibe it's like no they're like funny witty uh i think it's sort of loosely based on dashiell hammett was dating lillian hellman at the time i think they had a sort of like new york socialite boozy two wits of the era kind of a vibe about them so that's uh what is happening in the novel in the movie you're introduced introduced to William Powell and he's like, um, at a bar, but he's telling the bartenders how to make a drink. And he's like,

if it's a Manhattan, you shake it to Foxtrot time. And if it's a Bronx, you shake it to some other time. And if it's a, uh, Martini, you shake it to Walt's time.

And he's kind of doing this whole thing. And so they are drinking, like, I guess just at the time, the, there's, there's those smaller coupe glasses. They're all drinking out of this these smaller glasses but they just are constantly drinking out of those glasses in that movie so i think it's really the movie that made people start to say these smaller coupe glasses are called mickinora glass so it's not

like the official name you don't think it's probably just people saw the movie and saw that that's what they're drinking out of and then then it just kind of. I think so. I think as martini glasses got bigger over time, when people would still use the old smaller ones, they would refer to them as Nick and Nora glasses because the movie is very popular. And then it had like four sequels or something. I love it. We're going to have to watch these films on the blowout. One follow up question I had for you was.

Oh, yeah. Dashiell Hammett is a very good writer oh i would agree that hammett good writer now ham hat the viral video was that also written by a really good writer i always agree i was i was written by a good writer at the top of his game it's a well-written it's a well-written video damn so everyone listening there's the answer on Nick and Nora. On behalf of the Sloppy Boys, I apologize for us getting that wrong. That's fine. I picked up the baton off the floor and resumed my air conducting.

Thank you very much. And to everyone out there, make sure you check out Ham Hat. It's just really good satire. Neil, we'll see you next time on Campbell's Corrections. tire um neil we'll see you next time on campbell's corrections so the infinite playlist film that you two hold so dear is in fact a modern update of the dashiell hammett classic get out of here can you believe it i can't believe it i thought that was hipster bullshit i mean it it is but i guess on in that movie i haven't seen it but they're like trying to track down somebody's phone or somebody's

playlist right it's like a modern it's like a modern mystery are they they're kind of like a detective team those two and nick and nora's uh in back in the day nick and nora but i guess but in the in the new movie i thought i mean i haven watched it, but it feels like it's more of a mumblecore love story, manic pixie, dream boy and girl vibe. But the fact that they're pairing up to solve a mystery is, I mean, it was a reference to Nick and Nora. Damn. Well, that was very nice.

It's always nice to hear Neil on the pod. Yeah. Happily corrected by Neil Campbell. Unfortunately, I do think that segment is going to go the way of Zuby Condorino's movie reviews and never be done again. We do not have guests on the show that we all don't know about. Goodbye, Neil. Thank you. It's been a while since a Hanford's Hobbies or a Dutton's Delights.

What's been going on? Not up to much. I don't like anything these days, yeah. You know, Jeff doesn't like anything Mike has had, no hobbies. I'm kidding, of course. Anytime Neil comes on is great. And also, it's nice to have a nice segment already recorded. That was beautiful.

I'm afraid we won't hear from him again just because I don't think we're going to be wrong again. He told me, actually, that we've already been wrong again. He's got another one. Oh, okay. He told it to me and I forgot what it was. Don't, don't, don't tell us. I want to hear another one. Yeah, yeah, save it, save it.

I do think I turned red from ear to ear when he told me what it was. It is helpful. It's a little bit humiliating. Um, but I did did it is funny i do remember those moments of like me just saying nick and nora like because i know what type of glass that is and like my brain did wonder about that you know like when you say nick and nora and you know there's a movie called nick and nora's infinite playlist the movie has an h and i guess the book right nick? Nick and Nora has an H. And then when you see the glass spelled out, it's just N-O-R-A. Nick and Nora.

So I thought that it was like, I just didn't know what to think. I know. That's how I felt, too. I was just like, I need time to process this. Okay. Now, wait a minute. Nick and Nora. Oh, what do those glasses look like?

They're small martini glasses. Small coupe glasses. Oh, what do those glasses look like? They're small martini glasses. Small coupe glasses. Yeah, they have stems. It's kind of the original martini glass. So it has the triangular shape. Oh, U-shaped. A little more of a U than a V. Yeah, you're looking at an eight ounce.

Maybe even smaller, actually. Five ounce? Yeah, and I guess it's a little more vertical than a coupe is a wide fad Tony Hawk would love this class not so much Rodney Mullen what about Dave Mira he could

we gotta get him on the pod to defend himself I think Dave Mira had a really we have to look at maybe this could be a Campbell's corrections but I think Dave Mira had a really like, uh, we have to look at, maybe this could be a Campbell's corrections, but I think Dave Mira had like a bad story. Like he, uh, had CTE really bad or something.

Dude, Tony's in bad shape too. Yeah. I think it's tragic. It's a tragic story. Dave Mira's BMX, the video game for Sega Dreamcast was the weirdly, it's like you know you go to someone's a friend's house and instead of having uh oreos they're having hydrox hydrox is the same name the name of cookie hey fun fact before you continue uh tim word hydrox

predates the oreo i know ah yes the other example was going to give like that was Cheez-Its, which we all love, and Cheez-Nips was chased like mold. Do you think the Cheez-Its were out first? I hope so. I don't know what to think anymore. What is it? Well, I don't know. Too much dust on the Nips. Too much dust on Cheez-Nips. It's insane.

It's not the dust. It's the rank-ass flavor that's bad. The flavor comes from the dust and there's a grease to it. I say the dust is a must. And I like the dust. It's the rank ass flavor that's bad. Ew. The flavor comes with dust and there's a grease to it. I say the dust is a must. And I like the grease. You do? Well, Cheez-Its have that crunchy salt in there. Oh, yeah.

That's what I'm saying. The best baked snack cracker around. But the idea of being in a bizarre world where a family eats those in their home, that was me and my high school friends. We were Dave Mira freaks. And I'm sure i dabbled in some pro tony hawk pro skater too but like we were way way more into and i remember playing tony hawk and be like oh you can do manuals kind of like in dave mira that'll help

me link these dave mira was was made by the same like activision like the same same game same everything like pop punk soundtrack and the same thing but i had a game uh i had uh n64 and while everyone was playing like smash brothers and go-kart stuff i was playing uh wcw ref wrestling i couldn played a lot of the other Bond game. Like, we all played a lot of N64 Goldeneye, but then the other one, like, The World Is Not Enough. Yes, yes. Also, that came along, and me and my friends played that just as much. So to me, when people are like, Goldeneye, I was like, yeah, yeah.

Well, Goldeneye was sort of the appetizer. Man, that's happened to me all the time with music. Like, I would clue into a band. is this didn't actually happen but it's a good example you know it's like no doubt everybody loves no doubt that Tragic Kingdom is amazing but I'd be the kid who would go to the store and then come home with Return of Saturn yeah is that their second album yeah yeah I mean it's not that long but i know what you mean where you're like working you got the wrong thing you're like fuck i don't want to buy another 18 cd yeah and it's like the one after the one everyone talks about and you're like it's probably

still good oh man a cd too like buying a cd and being like oh fuck it sucks oh i invested so much time into music i hated just because i bought the CD based off a single. And I'm like, well, I'm going to power through this shit. I hear some people are doing that with the Sloppy Boys. Music and podcast. That sucks. That honestly pisses me off. Let's wrap up Booze News.

That's it for Booze News. Hey, that sounds like Wario. It is Wario. It is Wario Mike. Hey, you know, somebody Jeff was calling you out recently on the flute sound the other day. They were wrong. You said it was Link and I said it was

the warp whistle and everyone was like, I think Hanfer was right. But you think it is the Ocarina of Time. It's the same melody but the one I had was hey, you gotta tell it to legendofzeldaflute.wave. That's the real thing. I know, I've already talked to them.

I should have said this, but I couldn't get it in fast enough. I think they are rebooting Goldeneye for Xbox. Oh, yeah. I saw that on an Instagram post, so who knows if it's correct, but something to look into. It's's almost weird they haven't because bond has stayed big and every time there's a bond movie yeah when they're talking about switching up the casting

bond is very present in online conversation why the hell have we not had some first person shooter games oh and i looked into instagram where that comes from yeah instant gram oh the word instagram yeah it's the graham cracker it was a mashup no it ended up not being that it was And I looked into Instagram, where that comes from. Instant gram. Oh, the word Instagram. Instagram cracker. It was a mashup. No, it ended up not being that. It was a mashup of instant camera and telegram. But telegram is verbal.

I know, but it's a way to get your ideas to your friends and an instant camera. I get around. Do you know the original name of Burger King? No. Insta Burger King. Insta? Yeah. The first Burger King location in Florida was called Insta Burger King.

Oh, like an instant burger. And then when they expanded, somebody said, lose the Insta. It's clean. Exactly. It'll clean. Exactly. It'll make your restaurant make any sense. I would say Insta Burger is a good name for a drive-thru. Burger King is a great name for a place. Insta Burger King.

Three words. Too much. Yeah, so it's like the Insta Burger King. He's the king of Insta Burgers. He's the king of all Insta Burgers, but like, well, this is the only Insta Burger. Oh, man. You fuck the king of InstaBurger. He's the king of all InstaBurgers, but like, well, this is the only InstaBurger. You fuck! Speaking of burgers,

you know how the big craze is the Smashburger? Sure. Pressing them real down fine. With good cause. Crispy edges. Love them. Love them. Oftentimes a burger is a double. Do you remember the chain, Smashburger, that had the shitty font? Did we talk about this? No. We haven't talked about it, but they did miss the boat. It reminds me

of... They fucking missed the boat so hard. It's like how Skype was sitting there and then COVID happened and everyone started Zooming. Oh, I've never had a good experience on Skype. But isn't that the same kind of like, Smash Burger has been around. How do you blow a 10-year head start on something like that? 10-year head start and now there's like

a hip craze and I'm driving all over town to taste all the Smash Burgers and never went to the chain Smash Burger. They kind of tortoise in the hair. Hold on, I'm looking it up,

Smash Burger. Looking it up. Smash Brothers 2. And while you're doing that, I'll look up the GoldenEye game. Great. While you guys are Googling,

I'm going to hold it down here for the listeners. What's up, everybody? All right. Yeah, no, I don't know. i just looked up smash burger and that's what it is i was just curious do they do what we now know as smash burger they better they must it kind of doesn't look like they do then what would their smash refer to sex yeah i think so oh you fucked the patty i guess i'm seeing normal ass burgers on their menu what are they doing terrible hmm all right do we want to get into the into the oh wait mike what's yeah it looks like there's been i just did a quick glance at one article it looks like

there's been uh a lot of like leaks and um uh w? Rumors that they're going to come out with this game. But then at a recent Xbox and Bethesda game showcase, Xbox did not mention anything, and fans are confused. Fans are taking up pitchforks. Podcast co-hosts are pretty confused as well. Yeah. Man, that 64 game fucking ruled,

and I heard that the multiplayer was an afterthought it was just like some guy screwing around it wasn't ordered by nintendo or anything and he said hey if you do this you can have a four player four players going at once and they said you know what it's kind of fun include it and then uh it became like way more known for that then he said oh just quiet down q yeah q was the inventor character okay for real let's get into the reason for this season oh bip bip bip booze news no no no no we're talking about the AMF, a.k.a. the Adios motherfucker you had. Not had. Not had. You've heard.

Yes. Yes. You've heard where? Here. Here? I've heard of it before, but it was always sort of like a scary sounding drink. Yeah, because of the fuck, probably. It's aggressive.

I hadn't heard of it until in our very own Long Island iced tea episode with John Gabrus. It came up as one of the many variations on the Long Island iced tea. Sure. I had never seen it out in the wild. And then recently I was at La Sita downtown. I saw someone drinking a big blue drink in a pint glass. Didn't seem like a blue Hawaiian. Didn't seem like a blue hawaiian didn't seem didn't seem like a blue

hawaii either and i turned to the bartender and i says hey you tell me what that is i said i said is that a rachel i said is that an adios amigo and she said adios motherfucker and i said ah yes i will take one oh man if you were if if you were quick on that when you said, hey, okay, you can be nice about me, but just tell what the drink is. You can be nice about me? About it. Go ahead with your story.

I have COVID. I can't cope. So I've heard and I've had that one time. And just the backstory is very, there's not like someone like, oh, wow, this part, because it's just a variation on the Long Island Iced Tea. We know that the Long Island Iced Tea was invented by Robert Butt at the Oak Beach Inn on Long Island in 1972. Robert Butt.

And then – so one of the boozes in a Long Island Iced Tea is triple sec, right? The orange liqueur. So then if you swap it for Blue curacao very similar flavor sure but blue um and then to keep it blue instead of putting that little splash of coke on top you put a splash of seven up you got yourself an adios motherfucker named around the time uh when you know sex on the beach and the fuzzy navel and the shocking names were all the thing. And this drink, its reputation is sort of, it's one of the go-tos as like a 21st birthday drink. Because it's like, oh shit, you can get fucked up now that you're finally. You've never had booze before.

Time to have five of them. Time to have your last drink. Jeff, who are we kidding? You never had fucked up before. Come on. Kids these days are drinking at 20, 19. I'm a law-abiding citizen, Mike. At 20.

Here is the ingredient list via liquor.com. This is not an IVA drink. They're too scared. But liquor.com is a good standard. They go pretty easy with us as far as the volume. Because on a Long Island, you've got to put a lot of boozes in there. You could put an ounce of each or whatever. But this is proportioned the same, but will fit in a highball glass.

We got half ounce of vodka, half ounce of rum, half ounce of tequila, half ounce of gin, half ounce of blue curacao. Two ounces sweet and sour mix. Spriter seven up, up to top, garnish, lemon wedge, optional, or garnish with a cherry, optional. Nice. And the steps, add all the boozes and the sour mix

into a highball glass with ice and stir. Top up with your Sprite or your 7-Up, garnish with the lemon or the cherry. And then they put a little note here. If you don't have sour mix, you know, it's, what? It's, you know, sugar, water, and lemon. Lemon or lime? So they say sweet and sour mix can be made with one part sugar,

one part water, add fresh lime or lemon to taste. I've heard half and half, though. I've heard, like, half syrup, half citrus juice. i've heard like half syrup half citrus juice if you're using simple syrup yeah because you would already have that already has the water in it um i did lemon water sugar equal parts and i tasted it and i would tasted like the store-bought simple or sour ricks i've had before. But that's pretty much it. I mean, I guess other than the blue guy here, the vodka, rum, tequila, gin,

you're kind of running through. It's all the clear liquors. That's how bartenders remember when they're making a Long Island. It's all the clear ones. Gotcha. Okay. I remember when we did the Gaber's episode

with Long Island, that's a lot of touches. It's a lot of... A lot of bottle touches. A lot of bottle pulls, and I'll tell you what. Pulls, damn. I was like, what's he trying to say? The lady at La Cita that made one for me,

I was looking... I remember there was a word for it. I was looking forward to her to pick up five bottles and drizzle them at the same time. And I said, here it comes, baby. What does she do? No. no pulls out one liquor bottle all the liquors are already it was like their long island iced tea mix of liquors and then just topped it with the curacao topped it with the soda that's cool and i said smart you know why why do I even come here anymore? You know, then she said, adios, motherfucker. You said, lady, I was going live.

Lady, I caught you in 4K. I don't know what any of that means. Let's get to it after the break. Wait, no, what were you going to say? Curacao, what is that alcohol volume? Volume? Same as the others. Well.

Half ounce. It's. Oh, no. What's the proof? The ABV is low. Oh, it's low. It's like 30 proof, right? Yeah.

Right. I think the one I got is. It's like the triple sec, right? Jeff, did you get us DeKuyper or did you get us Hiram Walker? No, no, no. Tim, you know me. I got us slightly, slightly'll uh i'll reveal the brand after the break um but it's 50 proof okay strong careful yeah i can't wait for this brand

reveal all right folks we'll see you after the ads great great Grape. And we're back with Adios, motherfuckers. That's a good-looking party drink, huh? Look at that, huh? Wow. Boosh. Look at Jeff. You got there in a hurricane? I mean, why not a hurricane?

Yeah. Why not? I think it should be. Oh, Tim, see, I put a hurricane? I mean, why not a hurricane? Yeah. Why not? I think it should be. Oh, Tim, see, I put a Luxardo in there, but you want that red cherry pop. You just need a classic-ass bar cherry. I pushed the Luxardos aside, and I reached for a red cherry, because I said, this is a tacky-ass, silly, fun barfer. It's a blackout barf room.

It's a pop in color. I kind of forgot. I feel like we were pretty low-key about this when we were talking about the drink, and then I was going in there pulling all these bottles and I was like, yeah, this is a crazy shithouse amount of booze I'm putting in here. Yeah. Take your sips, and I got a question. Oh, the brand was

Giffords. Oh! Giffords. Frank Giffords? The Hiram Walker. Yeah, Kathy was Giffords. Oh. Giffords. Because, you know, the Hiram Walker. Thank you, Kathy Lee Gifford. I just don't like the look of the Hiram Walker stuff. It just looks shitty. Oh, I like that look. I'll tell you this.

It doesn't matter what you fucking, the blue curacao, it's just, it's not blue for a reason. It's just blue food coloring i took a little sip of this and it tastes good it's sweet orange but it tastes exactly like the other fucking two bottles of uh orange curacao i have plus the two bottles of triple sec i have oh wait so wait the curacao means like there's like rind right like yeah it's like made different because curacao is a place it's an island in the caribbean and uh they make you know there's some i i at one point read the difference between triple second curacao and it's uh not detectable to the tongue to old timmy but i have i have a fancy brand of dry curacao i use in uh in my ties and even that it's like a little drier but they all kind of taste the same

let's be honest. Alright Sips. Sips Mmm Ooh this yeah. Hitting ya It definitely tastes like more alcoholy than than in the Long Island, I think.

Long Island, I was like, hey, it does sort of taste like iced tea, whereas this just... I feel like I just taste like acid and alcohol. A lot of acid because, I mean, two ounces of sweet and sour mix is kind of a lot after putting only half an ounce of each of those. Yeah. So it's like two and a half ounces of booze and then two ounces of news of the mix yeah i feel like um it's still this is very sweet i i mean yeah it's a 21st birthday drink it's something to taste candy-ish and then you black out it but it doesn't yeah there's a certain alchemy to the Long Island that's funny where you're like, it doesn't have iced tea in it. No, the Coca-Cola knocks it down.

And the lemon combines with the Coke and makes you feel like you're having this tea or something. This is like, I mean, yeah, I guess this is a boozy Sprite. Now, Tim, you said yours is very sweet. And Jeff, you said yours is like acidic. Yeah. I mean, also sweet. The difference between our sour mixes we're using probably. Oh, that's what's giving you the acidic.

Yes, yes, yes. See, I use lime juice because I looked up like, I got to make my own sweet and sour mix. And I saw like equal parts, simple syrup and lime juice or lemon juice but i did i did lime and i mixed it myself well that's good because you're a lime freak jack i know i know i know lime freak but not a sprite freak yeah in fact i used seven up the uncola this time i had a glass bottle of mexican seven up and it was really nice i took a little glug glug of it, and I said,

I'm on the 7-Up train these days. We had it recently. What did we just have it in? From the Dr. Pepper family. Oh, yeah. We learned there's like a third family. We thought it was just Pepsi and Coke. Sierra Mist is made by like a little mom and pop shop, right?

Sierra Mist is Pepsi. Sierra, oh, God, I don't remember. Which one's Solo? Dr. Sierra, oh God, I don't remember. Which one's Solo? 7-Up is with Keurig, which is of the Pepper family. Hey, I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper. Yeah, I guess we all are.

I guess that's all you can say in this point of the conversation. Now, here's my question. Nothing too personal. No, wait. I'm an open book. Okay, fine's my question. Nothing too personal. Wait, did I? No, wait. Right before we were. I'm an open book. Right before we were about to go, I said. Okay, fine.

13 inches. Yeah, right. My waistline. Yeah, right, man. Probably more like my. Head circumference. My neck. A lot of people, you know, a lot of people like to get yoked in the gym. I've been thinking about getting shredded. head circumference of my neck.

A lot of people, you know, a lot of people like to get yoked in the gym. I've been thinking about getting shredded. Is this going somewhere? No. It's not going anywhere because I forgot my question. I have a question. It's a good one though. I remember mine. You go ahead. Mine's a long one. You go

fast. Mine is going to be the conversation that stems from it will be long so when he's a thought prompter huh i'm provoking i'll tell you this mine will inspire you guys to spin a couple of long yarns oh wow this is good podcasting i can't wait to hear talking about the long conversations if we like it and we're the host, could you imagine the listener must be over the moon. Oh, I wouldn't say we like this. No, yeah. So these come out of the, like you said, the sex on the beach and the slippery nipple era of like.

The dark age of cocktails. Yeah. I always associate those with like Daytona Beach spring break. Yeah. Sure. associate those with like Daytona Beach spring break. Yeah, sure. Now, were those though being made in cities all over the world or all over the US and not just like

for like vacation party, a party. Yeah. Situation. Like, would you go into a classy is the wrong word,

but more of a like subdued bar. I guess it weren't cocktail bars the way they are now, but go in anywhere and just kind of like, give me an old. I guess they weren't cocktail bars the way they are now. But go in anywhere and just kind of like, give me an old... Give me an Adios motherfucker. You could just walk up to a saloon in North Dakota and say, give me an Adios motherfucker.

Well, I feel like South Dakota would be another extreme where they would just be like, give me a beer or a whiskey. Whiskey. I think at that time, if you ordered an adios motherfucker at a saloon they'd walk up to the barrels and they'd be like you want the one with one x on it or two x's on it and it was all the different uh strengths of adios motherfucker and sex on the beach um i think that during the dark ages it was truly just uh people talk about like just cocktail bars were out of style so yeah so yeah it was like people

were drinking a lot of beer wine coolers it was the fern bars sweet cocktails but like they're the the martini and manhattan crowd was really only yeah at their handful of places like the rainbow room uh in new york or the musso and and Frank said you wouldn't be ordering that shit anywhere. I'd saunter up and say give me a Bartles and James peach. I had a Bartles and James recently trying to be funny and oh boy that stuff is sweet.

Undrinkable. I thought those were like you couldn't find. I guess Zima you can't find. I was looking for Zima recently. Zima is gone. Bartles and James is available at Rite Aid. Did it come back? I don't think it ever left. I think it has just been sort of... They redid the design.

It's kind of like a hip-looking BJ. Ooh, BJ. Oh, blowjob. Bartles has a man bun and a beard, and James has a job at Starbucks. Have you seen the commercials, the old commercials for where it's like, hi, I'm Bartles and I'm James. We hope you like our peach shit. Is it all peach?

Is that the deal? No, there's like a margarita and all kinds. They're like emulations of cocktails but i was surprised when i finally saw those old commercials i had always had it in my head is this kind of like a yuppie mom drink kind of a tennis mom but kind of uh you know uh not not that like because those guys are like two old guys sitting on a porch in maine like trower drinks i thought it would have been like a woman on the go with it with the shoulder pads in her blazer, that type of thing. Yeah, the fact that they're, like, from Maine or set up to be in Maine is funny.

Yeah, because all the imagery I associate with them is, like, sailboats. Uh-huh. Yep. Huh. A lot of old fuckers on a porch. Don't judge a book by its cover. Don't judge a Bartles by its James. Tim, you had a question.

Okay. What was your prompt? The audios, motherfucker. Classic 21st birthday drink. I want to hear, Jefferson Hanford, what did you do on your 21st birthday? Tim, you were there, my boy. Do you not remember? Tim, you were there, my boy. Do you not remember? I think you were there.

It was Dimples in LA. Oh, my God. Did you sing a song? That's a famed sleazy karaoke bar that is now gone. Gone. It's been replaced by a Whole Foods. Oh. Like a Whole Foods or an apartment building on top of a Whole Foods. Oh. Like a Whole Foods,

an apartment building on top of a Whole Foods. Pave paradise. Yeah, that's right. That was like a classic 21st birthday place. It was also really close to where we stayed as interns. What were the apartments called? The Oakwood Apartments, now the Avalon Apartments on Barham Boulevard.

You walk down the hill. It was a fun place, but it was sleazy the reputation was mr belding was there every night the actor dennis haskins and he sang would hit on young girls he would hit on young girls and he would sing billy joel so i saw him do the same billy joel song like five years apart and um i think he was like a part owner but the main owner guy was a real fucking sleazy shit like picture an old old old like you kind of like your classical bartender like white polo shirt old guy 200 years old and then he'd come up to like he he struck me as a guy who was probably too handsy with the waitresses that worked there. But then also the women customers, he'd give them free rounds, but it would be like, you want a blowjob shot?

I do remember that. It was like forcing, and they had different other lewd shots where it was like a moral dilemma. You're like, okay, i'm being basically sexually assaulted here um but he also would walk around with like a tray of champagne like not champagne but like nick and nora glasses full of like cheap fake champagne and give those out for free and you'd be like thanks sir because you're a dumb college student and then he'd be like meet me in the bathroom but he was the sort of guy who was like i'm the owner and and guy but uh not a bartender but he would sort of like mc the whole evening like check on how this table's doing and go over here a little bit and crack wise

seemed like a type of guy who wanted to be the new sinatra but he the problem with my problem with him was he was kind of a sleazy horny guy but at one point i kind of caught feelings oh yeah and i could i couldn't have you really is the new sinatra are you being 100 yeah i'm keeping it 100 but he are you being 100 with me tim is that no cap he told me he was like look i'm not looking for a relationship and i was like but but but but but but you old fucker, I love you. What is no cap? It means like no lying. No lying. Yeah. Being honest. Being truthful.

Speaking of no cap, I like Tim's cap. Good cap, Tim. Dodger. Wait, you went to the dead at Dodger Stadium? Is that new? No, I got there for his birthday. Oh, right, right, right. Mike gave me this for my birthday, but I'm realizing,

I think the fucking dead end company just played Dodger Stadium and I forgot to go. They did, this weekend. What the fuck is wrong with me? Wait, you had tickets and you didn't go, or you just didn't go? I just didn't go. I forgot to buy tickets. Oh, okay.

Well, that's not so bad. No, that's bad if you're me. Yeah. You like John Mayer, though? He could have had a fun time. Yeah. Now nothing? Hold on.

Dimples, apparently, Mookie tells me, was on Bar Rescue. And that was... They turned it into a Whole Foods. Jake Taffer. Couldn't be rescued. Who's the guy? Who's the rescuer? Taffer.

He was like, look, this place is cool, but you got all this dumb old Hollywood shit. And then when they remodeled it, they like, he wouldn't take all the old Hollywood shit out. So they put it all on the curb. And then eventually, like over time, you know, the show was over. And the guy just like slowly moved it all back in and was like, thanks for the help. But I'm not taking a remodel. Thank you. I don't remember the old Hollywood shit, but I guess he probably loves like Dino and Marilyn Monroe.

They put a lot of pictures on the wall and then they would have flip books. They took pictures of you. That was a fun thing. You'd sing and then they'd like take a picture of you and give you the picture. I think I probably have the, if I can find my 21st birthday photo, I'm going to post it.

I think it's weird also that, yeah, I used to like save things and put them in my little special box. I don't know why. Ooh, that'd be a good blowout. Everybody's little special boxes. I got't know why. Ooh, that'd be a good blowout. Everybody's little special boxes. I got too many little special boxes over here. Mine is one of these Bowtown Sound absolutely Tim and Eric boxes.

Did you guys get one of those as like a wrap gift on something? The what? I can't see it over there. Anyway, I was going to say, those pictures, there was pictures on the wall and one of them was uh keifer sutherland

on stage with his pants pulled down singing karaoke drunk oh yeah and like they have it on the wall like isn't this funny but it's like well we all know that at that time even that man was like we all knew he was in the depths of addiction and then they put the picture on the wall like haha isn't that fun well he back then he was the star of 24 and then they put the picture on the wall like, ha ha, isn't that fun? Well, back then he was the star of 24. Yeah. He was the star of 25. Yeah. I was

my first, my 21st birthday was kind of lame. I was at Ithaca and I turned 21 the semester before you guys did because you guys turned 21 in the spring that must be why I look up to you so much yeah don't look up to

your heroes Jeff I will break your heart you walk it on me in the bathroom when I've got like like in Ray like an old leather heroin kit he's like oh my god he's taking get out of here.

Methadone. That's not what I want to say. I want to say... This is how he takes his high blood pressure medication. He pumps it up his butt. Don't eat salt like me. Out of a creepy leather satchel in the bathroom? Oh my God.

Okay. I want to hear this. It was, yeah, so my birthday is in November, so it was like nobody else was 21, except one other person we knew, kind of, and then our buddy Matt had a fake ID, so like three of us went to a bar. It was like a weeknight.

It was very lame. What bar? In the commons? No, like not even the commons like down in uh because i don't think the person who had the fake id could like go to one of those bars right it was probably like that he was known he was already well just like it was like i know this one works at this one place it was like on the outskirts not the outskirts of town but just like a not a fun area um i don't even remember but we had

beers like that was it but then i think that weekend my brother came into town and we went to a bar and he bought me a um a good a good 21st birthday type drink uh three wise men it's uh oh it's like jack jimmy and johnny johnny jack and Jim. A half ounce of each. That's great. That's a good one. I pray to those three saints, by the way. Yeah, but that also was the thing where I didn't know any older classmen older than me. They were like

Yeah, you don't want to be the first one to turn 21. That sucks. That's a bummer. But we went to a bar and it was all a bunch of people I didn't know there, like seniors there that I didn't know. And we like did the shot and we just like chatted for a while. Man, that is funny when you start to, even when we first moved to LA, I didn't know what kind of beer I liked. You know, I remember drinking a lot of Newcastle and not really even liking it.

And then you sort of start to figure out like, oh, i think i like this kind of beer and this kind of drink but i was timid ordering cocktails for like and for like a year or two and now look at you making confident adios motherfucker in your own home i know i think i think with the cocktails i was just i would go to a bar and be like i don't even know what different cocktails are just give me one of those. I feel like everybody's first thing is like, rum and coke, please. And then they're like, what kind of rum? And you're like, oh, I don't know. Just coke.

Anything is fine. And then they're like, adios, motherfucker. You'd say, oh, I'm sorry to bother you. No, that's the drink. That's the name of it? Dude, this drinking thing is awesome. You can swear to? We were all in LA the semester where I turned 21.

Yes. And this was the spring semester. So May 8th, my birthday, was towards the end and people were already going home. So I remember there were only like a handful of people like around to go to Dimples for mine. So yours was like a couple weeks before that a week before that and i was definitely there for yours because then we drove home together remember like hell yeah uh the no the i mean we drove back to the east coast at the end of that semester together so i would have definitely been at your birthday here's my memory of it yeah i remember that this is a oof classic faux pas classic sign of the times i think a girlfriend of one of our friends saying got on stage for carrie oh yes did kanye

west gold digger yep and said the full-on the n-word said the n-word and didn't know because you know like even when kanye did that song on on snl he said broke broke you know uh and and that became the thing but i that was like she was way too drunk and like she was making a fool she was plastered and i remember it being a fucking thing where I hadn't really ever found myself in that. I had never thought about it before. And the whole room sort of like seized up and you're like, oh, no, it's karaoke and that's the song. But you shouldn't say that word. This is your birthday?

No, this was at Dimples. I think this is when we moved back. This is just like a time at Dimples. I think it's when we moved back to L.A. Oh, this is in L.A.? After graduation. LA. Oh, this is in LA? After graduation. Oh. Oh.

Anyway, now you would know. Now no one would like, because not even doing karaoke just in general, it's censored even on TV and stuff. Yeah. I think, you know, that also speaks to like the perceived equality and the perceived strides we had thought we had made

back in like 2006, seven, eight, for sure. And this, this person who was singing, it was like dripping in privilege and wouldn't have known, uh,

otherwise, but it was also just like, I mean, it was a good thing to learn because it was, you know, even being like super sheltered and oblivious and fresh to a city. Well, but like, I would like seeing people, you know, there were black people in the and oblivious and fresh to a city. Well, but like,

I would like seeing people, you know, there were black people in the room reacting negatively to it as they should. And, and to see that makes you like learn the lesson, not just like, Oh,

I heard this thing. It's like a great thing to learn by proxy, by the way, to not have been on stage for that. But, but like to actually like, that's why it's like, I would have, I would have i would have

never possibly ever made that mistake because i lived the bad version of it i'm gonna go ahead and say that uh you wouldn't have done that in any case yeah she made it through the whole song no i i think that she actually changed we all felt the the the the tension in the room and then even by the end of the song she switched so i don't know if somebody had tipped her off or what but um kanye says broke broke just say broke broke baroque music is also another great style baroque stylies well how do we feel about round two would you tweak it um would you tweak it you finish your uh no i got a bit i got a bit to go but i might um i'm gonna tweak here's what i'm gonna do i didn't need all of that sweet and

sour mix and my drink was too sweet so i'm gonna just let the the seven up do the talking and maybe just squeeze squeeze a lemon but not just like sugar up my drink so much how much did you top have to top up because i used a lot of ice. I'm an ice freak as well as a lion freak. Like an inch. Enough so that this didn't turn into like a bubbly highball. It was just...

Mike, what's going on over there? Talk to us. Nothing, I'm okay. Folks, we'll see you right after these messages with our final thoughts on the Audio Smotherfucker. risks. Visit heartandstroke.ca And we're back with the

last segment of the show. Oh, segment three. Real quick, I forgot to tell my 21st birthday story. You guys were there, went to how the show. Oh, segment three. Real quick. I forgot to tell my 21st birthday story. You guys were there. Went to Howl at the Moon Pino Bar at Universal Studios. Dueling pianos. Drank 21 beers.

Got on stage. Played drums. Got booted. Got back to the apartments. Took off my pants. Jumped in the pool after the pool was closed. You know, very 21st birthday-ish. Damn.

21 beers. I don't think I've had 21 beers in my whole life. I beg to differ. Yeah, you probably did crush 21 of those things. I wonder how many beers I've had in my life. We don't even think about it. 8,000. 8,000 beers. We don't even think about it. It's just food for thought.

8,000. 8,000? Yeah, maybe. Think about it. The hops, the barley. Yeah, to pregame. Remember that piano bar that I had my 21st birthday at? Remember they had models that worked there that would come up? I remember there were these Miller Lite girls that came up and they were like, hey worked there they would come up i remember like these like

there were like these miller light girls that came up and they're like hey how's he on want to buy us a miller hi want to buy us a miller light i was like wow these girls have specific taste in beer okay i remember too bad i don't have a fucking penny bitch i remember one night there it wasn't your birthday night but those types of ladies came up and they were like, hey, do you want to, we're giving away like Miller Lights and like the new cans. I was like, oh, thanks, but I'm the driver tonight. They're like, it doesn't matter. Oh, wow. It does matter.

The world of adults. That's such a strange marketing strategy when Miller Light is like, hmm, what do we do to promote beers just like on the ground in bars why don't we hire local attractive women to ask people to buy the drink for them right that's a that's a yeah buy buy me the drink is by you spend money on the drink and give it to me and i'll talk to you for like five minutes is like basically the assumption? Weird. That's very weird. Who knows? Life is weird, I guess though, so that kind of falls in line with it. Yeah, I guess you're right. You know what we should have?

We should have people go out and be like, hey, you want to listen to the Sloppy Boys podcast with me? For an hour? Let's split these earbuds, pop it in, and listen. I mean, yeah, if I went walking down Hollywood Boulevard in a low-cut shirt, I'm sure people would take a few listens with me. Do I have to pay for it? It's funny, isn't it?

They make me laugh. You sound like one of these guys. No. Okay, final thoughts. What do you think of the drink mike you go first having visually just looked at it oh yes i i am gonna this is an order again for me because i would like to try it he likes it wow i can't believe you know i'm gonna i'm gonna get this uh next time i go to a bar i'm gonna get one of these make up for lost time yeah smart um i'm gonna say uh i would recommend this to any 21st birthday

kids out there i probably won't order it again because i'm a long island fan and if i want to really do the job i'm looking to get crunk as a skunk long guy going long island tim you you bring up the best point of all which is it's funny to hold up the long island is as like now this is a drink with balance like this is a long island but like all bets are off it's just sugary citrusy um it's cartoon colored i don't know it's it's in order again it's still in order again hell it's a classic but it's a fucking stone cold classic i mean yeah i mean of course i think you've had one too many adios there's no sort of like alchemy of like the boozes coming together to create anything it's just like it's a big pile of stuff i mean i agree it's i don't mean to on it, but it's a sweet drink like any sweet drink.

Like the seltzers you drink or like the malt beverages you drink that are too sweet. This is like one of those. At least it's blue and pretty. It doesn't have the balance of a Long Island iced tea. Get yourself a nice single malt Long Island iced tea. What is alchemy, Tim, when you're talking? Because you brought it up. You've said that word twice today and i don't oh michael so to me it's a word to me it's a word

you use when you're discussing boozes uh coming together i'm sure that uh there's a chemistry definition i'm not aware of but i think of it as of things working together yes alchemy is like old-timey it's like it's like false it's old-timey chemistry it was it's like folk chemistry i think from back in the day in the olden times where people were trying to combine elements with the ultimate goal to create gold oh but it's like the art it's the art of like combining things to create other things so it's like proto chemistry so the chemi is chemistry and the owl part is like almost almost chemistry maybe yeah i'm gonna look that up and make sure i'm not talking out of my ass okay now while you're looking that up jeff um we've had a a drink called the adios motherfucker

and we've given our our uh final thoughts on the drink called the Adios Motherfucker. And we've given our final thoughts on the drink called the Adios Motherfucker. But are you ready for the Motherfucker Quiz? Oh, no. Yes, yes, I am, to answer your question. This better not be a quiz about our dads. Bo and David! Hey, before we get into the quiz, i clarify alchemy the motherfucker quiz please okay alchemy according to wikipedia is an ancient branch of natural philosophy

alchemists attempted to purify mature and perfect certain materials common aims were whatever whatever the transmutation of base metals led into noble metals, particularly gold. All right. Ah, yes. The noblest of metals. You know why gold is a noble metal? Why is that? Because cash is king, baby. Yes.

And Mike, thanks for saying it. Just fucking say it. Now, you guys have talked about how cash is king. You've talked about gold. Cash is clay. Yeah. And you've talked about alchemy. You've defined alchemy, really.

Sure. But are you ready for the motherfucker quiz? Oh, I'm getting more excited the second time. Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. This is a quiz about motherfuckers. And is question one you don't buzz in you you just blurt out your answer okay yeah i feel like that's the way of things now it's the way of things now it's not it's not your granddaddy's quiz question number one this long dong not ready

for prime time player has made love to the mother of North Psalm Saint in Chicago, Jefferson on the board. That's right. Kim Kardashian. He's not a not ready for primetime player. Yeah, he is. Well, he's not ready anymore. He never was ready, so they had to get rid of him.

Okay. Question number two. Uh-huh. Yes? This guy may not have always been able to find his car, per se, but he was able to find his way into Scout Rumor and Tallulah's mom's underwear. Ashton Kutcher. Ashton Kutcher. That's right.

Jefferson Kutcher, man. Wow, he was BDE before we even knew the name for it. Mm-hmm. BDE with Demi. A. Question three. Okay. Who were the two ladies in the Mother Lover

Digital Short? Oh, fuck. Ooh, Sarandon and... Ah, fuck. Ooh, Sarandon and... God damn it. Sarandon and... Damn. She's a little obscure. Yeah, I know. I can picture, kind of. Wait, you get the point if you can picture

her. Yeah, I can. Oh, I can. Oh, Jeff, you can also picture her? Split the point. I'm going to give it to Mike because he had Sarandon. And the woman you're both picturing, Patricia Clarkson. Oh. Who is Patricia Clarkson? An actress.

From Ray? From Home Improvement? Everyone loves Ray? No, that's Patricia Heaton. Yeah. Let's take a Google of Patricia Clarkson. Is she like, she's on a procedural, I want to say. I'm looking her up too.

She's an actress, actress in films. Oh, Home Improvement Mom is Patricia Richardson. Patricia Richardson. So then who's Patricia Heaton then? She's from Everyone Loves Ray. Jesus. Everyone loves Ray. Everyone loves Ray Charles.

Everyone loves the movie Ray. I'll give you money. Everyone loves the movie Ray. Now that's good, you know, to the people who do funny Photoshop. Patricia Heaton's not obscure she's a star no patricia clarkson oh okay i'm looking up the wrong patricia yeah oh god all right what's the next question okay next question this drink is talking to me next question the actor who played the guy who was seduced by Mrs. Robinson also appeared in this gangster

film whose title is another way of saying- Dick Tracy. Penis Outline-y. Dick Tracy, Michael Hanford. That is not the word. Penis Outline-y. Penis Outline-y. Dick Tracy. There you go. Pete is outlining Dick Tracy.

There you go. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. What was the first part of your question? The actor who played the guy who was seduced by Mrs. Robinson. Yeah, Dustin Hoffman. Also appeared in this gangster film. Yeah, I don't think that's right.

I think that you're thinking of Al Pacino for he's in Dick Tracy. No, he was Mumbles. Mumbles. Big boy did it. Remember they made him sweat. Are you telling me Dustin Hoffman is in Dick Tracy? That's exactly what I'm telling you. A lot of people were in that movie.

That was considered like a huge flop, right? Yeah. Who played Lips Manilus? Is that Chaz Palminteri? Big Boy is Al Pacino, right? Who played Flap? Al Pacino is the bad i might i might watch that movie that's hey i haven't seen it i haven't seen it that's fun because it's it's like warren

baity and his girlfriend madonna and he's making a big budget flopperino they were too they were an item then hey that's a that's a one of the early comic book movies. Sorry to say it. Sure. MCU fanboys. You don't have to apologize. Also, to me, much like the Rocketeer, I didn't know that Dick Tracy flopped. It was huge to me, and I dressed as him for Halloween, and I bought all the toys, and I didn't know no better. Yeah, they got those toys out right quick, didn't they?

They certainly did. Now. Next question. Are you ready for question five? Yes. Who did the deed with stifler's mom shit break yes jefferson finch who did the deal wow finch what's his name uh finch golden just just finch atticus finch Atticus Finch I think Pinch the Finch

Don't pinch the Finch you would always say Are you ready for the next question in the Motherfucker quiz? Yes yes yes Francis Bean's mom Once made love to this bald Chicago goth rocker Wait bald Chicago what? Francis Bean's mom

Once made love to this bald Chicago rocker. Yes. God damn it. Sorry, Jeff, what can I say? The world is a vampire. See, but here's the thing. I asked for clarification for my own sake, not

my opponent. That's nice. Something to think about. I was at UCB one night way back in the day saw um jonah ray doing stand-up and in his stand-up he told a little story about how he was at a party and then he was in a circle of people with uh courtney love and they were playing truth or dare and then somebody asked courtney love she said truth and they said who is the best lay of your life oh shit and she said not kurt but none other than the bald chicago goth rocker himself really bill corgan tall too he's damn yeah and he's a wrestler you know he is he like

owns the wwe or something like that. Wait, Billy Corgan? Wait, Billy Corgan? Billy Corgan was on Joe Rogan. The Joe Rogan Experience, my favorite podcast. And they talked a lot about wrestling and Billy Corgan's like all into it. Like I feel like he's like an investor. I don't like wrestling.

Yeah. Oh boy, Jeff, it's huge. I know. My friends love it. i've been invited to i've had a good time you'd get slammed man but it's weird that it's big it's so huge right now both ironically and unironically and i'm like are we just for real just into this shit i am a nerd of many stripes and wrestling i think is whack as fuck wow next question final question you guys are tied this is actually a really good quiz oh shit is this is the final question this is the final I think is whack as fuck. Wow. Next question. Final question. You guys are tied.

This is actually a really good quiz. Oh, shit. Is this the final question? This is the final tiebreaker question. Perfect. And it's a whirlwind. You ready? No need for points, side points.

Is this going to be another one where you lead us down the primrose path? Well, you might have to listen and find out. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. The actor who played the guy who was seduced by Mrs. Robinson later went on to play an autistic brother in a film opposite an actor who would soon marry and divorce a certain actress who is now married to and doing the horizontal mambo with this platinum.

Keith Urban. Yes. God damn it. Platinum selling country music star, Keith Urban. Michael, you've won the motherfucker quiz. Thank you very much, Keith Urban. Hold on. You gotta listen to his new album.

It is to die for. Tim, have we taken into account any sort of like side points or style points along the way even? Style points, yes, I've awarded you both a lot of style points, but equal amounts because you both look fly as hell. Oh, okay. I do look faboosh. But it doesn't change the outcome? It didn't change the score because you both got 310 fly points. Oh, wow.

Okay, shit. Shit, that's actually pretty high for fly points. Oh, wow. Okay, shit. Shit, that's actually pretty high for fly points. I'm going out tonight. Damn, that's good. I've never had that. You guys look awesome. Normally I top out at like 250. This is nice. Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah, it's that studded belt, man. Thanks for noticing. You know, it's below the

Zoom screen. Yeah, well, when you get up to go make the drink, I said, damn, that's a good studded belt. Yeah. He's ready for a punk rock concert. Well, speaking of studded belts, you know what freaks me out? It's sort of the cousin of the studded belt. On a truck, on a highway, you see these trucks that have, like, spikes on the hubcaps? No.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What, are you watching Mad Max mad max no it's like twisted metal shit in real life you see you joke but my friend is in twisted metal yeah i do joke but i'm also being real oh there there are trucks where the hubcap screws are fucking spikes and i think it's and it's to guess, protect the contents of the trailer. But I don't like that on my roads. There are trucks where the mudflaps have sexy ladies on them. Those I'm fine with, Tim.

And some that have Yosemite Sam, too. So let's not forget about that. We should do a Patreon episode where we become truckers and we crisscross the country. And hey, the best mudflaps of all have the Western Trucking Exchange logo. Thank you. The inspiration for our beautiful Sloppy Boys shirt by Kyle Hilton. Kyle Hilton.

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I don't want him talking about his podcast. That's okay, Tim. Tim, you're hired. Goodbye, folks. Give it up for your boys. Give it up for your boys. Goodbye, folks.