The Sloppy Boys - 91. Last Word

Episode Date: July 15, 2022

The guys recount the Cinderella story of a nearly forgotten Prohibition-era cocktail, reborn in Seattle and now regarded as a drink of great influence.LAST WORD RECIPE.75oz/22.5ml Gin.75oz/22.5ml Green Chartreuse.75oz/22.5ml Maraschino Liqueur.75oz/22.5ml Lime JuiceAdd all ingredients into a cocktail shaker. Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.Recipe via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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And Judd Apatow. What is up, Midwest stylies? What? Oh, okay. What the hell? I'm curious to hear what that means eventually on this pod. What is up, Midwest stylies? What? Okay. What the hell? I'm curious to hear what that means eventually on this pod. We'll get there eventually, but I got bigger news. Get a load of this, guys.

Shit. I did it. Y'all, y'all, y'all. You were all waiting for it. I finally saw Tony Hawk. In person? Out in public, in person, Tony Hawk and me standing on the same sidewalk. Was he skateboarding? On foot or

on wheels? He did a 720 right over my head. He was on wheels, but not a skateboard. Wheelie shoes. Yeah, he was falling all over the place. Help me! I didn't spill the deets, dude. I was in Detroit walking by the

Shinola Hotel I'm walking by there I say I don't think Birdman's gonna come out of there will he next thing I know beep beep hey Tim it's me and he did Emmanuel Emmanuel

Kant one of my favorite philosophers he came out of a car and into the hotel or out of the hotel? He came out of the hotel that was having an event because I Googled it. I was there with our friend Ben, and he Googled Tony Hawk Detroit, found out he was opening a skate park that day. Ah. Was he with Rob Dierdrich? They were standing on a big laptop, and they were watching some clips that were a little ridiculous. Did you tell him you saw his documentary?

I couldn't believe how busted up his body was. Shame on you for your infidelities. No, Tim, don't do it to me here. Not on the streets of Detroit. I didn't talk to him. I kept moving, but you know, I thought he would be taller. I was going to say, was he tall? He struck me as about my height.

Then I Googled him. He says 6'3". I'm 6 foot, but I think he's lying. Oh, the helmet. Yeah, maybe that's 6'3 on a skateboard. Yeah, or when he's doing an ollie. Yeah, he's 4 feet tall and he does his two foot ollie okay that's pretty big stop i'm having one of these that's exciting tim that you saw

such a rad skateboarder i am having one of these days where i've been inside all day you know those haven't seen any skateboarders let alone i had no skateboarders but i had to uh when i went i stepped out to buy the ingredients for the drink at like five and i was like holy shit i haven't seen any skateboarders let alone I had no skateboarders but I had to when I went I stepped out to buy the ingredients for the drink at like 5 and I was like holy shit I haven't been outside all day I know that feeling you didn't think of it but you get outside and you're like squinting in the sun you people have been doing this all day

oh you freaks freaks you didn't have work to do at home? I went out to get ingredients for today, too, and it leads me into a small piece of booze news. Perfect. Hit it. Hit it. with Jeffy, Tim and Mike

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And hey, Danny says if we're ever in Minneapolis, he wants to do sidewalk slammers with us. Oh, sure. Let's make a special trip. I will book the flights tonight. Danny will get over there and drink those beers And then go home Four Loko and a 40 of malt liquor Yeah those are the crazy ones

What is it four Loko and I said beers but what is it Like a 40 of malt liquor I think Woo Too much Alright you want a scoop I just heard So I went out to Cap'n Cork my beloved Captain Cork yeah Boo's- Cap'n Cork, yeah. Booze destination.

Sure. Looking all over the place. Where is the green chartreuse? Can't find it. In the expensive section, probably. I go up to the guy. I'm like, I am looking for green chartreuse. And he's like, we only have one kind, and it's right over there.

And there were only three small bottles. And he said, there's a chartreuse shortage. Whoa. Slobheads. This is a red alert. Big bottle. He said,

I haven't seen a big bottle in two weeks. And just this morning, we got three small bottles. It's because of the, uh, because of the economy, the shipping problems. Yeah.

Silent monks are probably slacking off. The silent monks are probably like, what the fuck? Whoops. Oops, sorry. Well, I had to. I had to say it. I just got so fucking pissed up.

You piss drunk cock. Well, that was your one sentence for the year. Well, that was yours. That was mine for next year. Oh, shit. And it went on and on. Until they all realized they're just going to talk. Oh, shit. And it went on and on. Until they all realized they're just going to talk.

This is crazy. We still haven't watched the documentary. There's a three-hour wordless documentary. Oh, yeah. Can't wait to watch that. I'd like to see that.

That sounds interesting. Now, wait, Jeff, hold on a second. How big is this bottle? Oh, it's teeny tiny. It's a little bigger than a beer. Wow.

And did you find green or yellow? Green. And in the toilet? Your boy Tim had a little old nip of green kicking around his cabin. A nip, really? Don't bring that around Cap and Cork. They'll tackle you. We'll pay top dollar and then mark up the price.

I'm going to stand up front and gouge everybody. I got a bottle that seemed... I wish I had it right in my hot little hand, but it's not huge, but it's, yeah, it's not small. It's not tiny. So you both had to buy it. It's interesting because that must piss you off because we've used it before on the show. What?

I have yellow. Oh, okay. Maybe that's what that was. We'll find out the difference today. They're similar flavors. One is supposed to be a little milder. Huh. And one is spicy.

I'm guessing yellow is mild because, you know, yield. And then green is go, go, go with the flavor. Yeah, go with the flavor. And red is stop. I don't exist. Don't drink me. I'm fake. I'm fake. It's probably poisonous it's weird

they put out all those red bottles that are poisoned and they're like please don't drink these it's hard to think of if there's a shortage uh they still let's let's think through this if there's a shortage they put less of it in smaller bottles like they just they have smaller bottles i don't know i don't know you're just or they're just getting the smaller bottles? They have smaller bottles around? I don't know. Or they're just getting the smaller bottles that are left. They had to make smaller bottles. I don't know if it affects the bottling. I don't know how far up this thing goes, Mike. You might be right.

I'd like to see they still have the same size bottles, but less chartreuse. They just bottle half the bottle. Still sealed, though. That's cool, though. If you're at the beach this summer and you see some dude cracking open a bottle of chartreuse And chugging it You're like that guy's rich That guy's got it going

I had never heard of chartreuse until this pod Chartreuse news The show in general This whole show I've heard of chartreuse news Sure Chartreuse News. Sure. Chartreuse, it was the news. Maybe next time.

I got a little booze news coming out of Newport Beach, California. Hit it. Oh. Oh. Oh, where has Timothy gone? I've been gone Where has Timothy gone? We strive at home Where has Timothy gone? Daddy gone

It's time for Timmy's travels, Mr. Hat. Whoa. What is up? I'm here at the Taco Bell Cantina, and I just got a Baja Blast Freeze, and I added rum to it. The options were rum vodka rosé. You're not adding rosé to a freeze. You're adding rum. Here's a sip. Weird.

Spicy. Tastes like an icy. At the ball it's kind of weird spicy-icy. But I do taste the rum. This is nice on a hot day, and I like it. There you have it. It's good. Wow. That was the Taco Bell Cantina? Yeah, I finally made it out to a Taco Bell Cantina. They have one down in Orange County.

Serves booze. The menu is just your typical, I didn't really inspect it, but it looked like a normal Taco Bell menu, but just sort of a fancier, fast, casual vibe. More Chipotle-ish. Tim, did you get food? I didn't get food. I didn't even want to get this freeze, but I saw it and I was like, I have to. I've never seen one of these cantinas before.

We had talked about how the one in Nashville has a stage that we wanted to play on. Oh, yeah. When I was in Coney Island a few weeks ago, I saw one and somebody pointed out to me and said, oh, yes. And I'd forgot we had talked about it on here. So later that afternoon I saw somebody else and I was like, oh,

I saw this really fancy Taco Bell. I think the food is better or something. And they're like, no, no, it's just regular Taco Bell food they serve drinks food is good um well it occurred to me i haven't really had much baja blast soda the regular one like it's basically a lime heavy it's like a exclusive to taco bell it's it's a lime mountain dew flavor right but the the the freeze do you know what i'm talking about when i say spicy have you had icies you know they're like they're like yeah it's like a slush puppy but it's like piles up on top of the lid almost it's like yeah yeah

it's carbonated yes that's carbon okay so that's what i'm talking about i'm just having i'm drinking frozen bubbles like somehow it's yeah and then it then it feels, would you call it spicy or like scrapey? It sort of scrapes. It's effervescent, but it's frozen, so the bubbles aren't popping. They're just frozen air. You know what? It might be the bubbles from the bathroom cleaner. You know, those little animated scrub bubbles?

I think that's what the bubbles they use. See, when I describe things as ashy, I think we're not getting it the same taste, but we're getting it something you just can't describe. So as you say, scratchy, yes. Irritating. It has a certain genus of... You know, I would describe the... Remember we talked about the

teenies or the little hug drinks? Yeah. As scratchy. Yeah. It leaves your throat scratched. Somehow there's grit in that. Grity. Yeah. It leaves your throat scratched. Somehow there's grit in that shit. Teenies, there's grit in that shit. Teenies, get yourself a teeny. How do you, teeny, get some grit in your shit? You want grit in your shit.

Bunch of six-year-olds see that and are like, nice. This is good. Hey, Mom. Mom, can I put some grit in my shit? You break it, you eat it. Alright. Is that it for Booze News?

Let's follow it as far as I can tell. That's it for Booze News. Gross. What happened to the fun Nintendo? I'm going to put them in. Yeah, but then we don't get to talk about them. All right. Next time I'll have a good one.

Have it on hand. Because I like that as the quiz. Yeah, yeah. Early quiz. And do easy ones that I might know. Would it kill you? Would it kill you to also tell me ahead of time? Easy ones like this is an intellectual sound effect that's been happening.

Battletoads. Easy is just like whatever you've played before. Duck Hunt. Well, I guess that just leaves the drink of the day. That's the show, folks. Let's wrap it up. What do you say? One last thing before we wrap it up for the day.

What if we get into the drink of the day? Aha! This could take us many, many minutes. The last word you've had. Not had nor heard of such word. Yeah, same. Not had, not heard of such word yeah same not had not heard of such word not heard no such word um i hadn't heard before the it's kind of cheating to say you heard because you were looking at the iba cocktail list but um right we've told we talked about that's not what this it's out in the wild so i hadn't heard in the wild before but you know the black cat in silver lake

of course they now have uh you know during cover they expanded out in the parking lot it's nice little outdoor hang zone tent now and fortunate fortunate place to have like you know for all the restaurants that didn't have any front stoops parking lots or anything they had a big parking lot sitting pretty ready for covid perfect and like the inside is kind of fancy it's a great place but then it's nice to have like a more chill outside hang zone in the hot summer nights but um i um yeah i i've been going there and i had i was there one time with contest winner neil campbell of campbell's corrections and uh i noticed that they have a classic cocktail list that i love it when you see the menu and it reads like the episode guide of our show.

A lot of the ones we've hit. And then I saw Last Word. I've seen that on the IBA list. I should try it. Tried it. And I said, this is refined, sophisticated, dynamic, because it's zingy. But it's also elegant. We're talking chartreuse. We're talking Lux luxardo but we're also talking lime okay balanced all perfectly balanced and equal parts i don't know

love that shit but um i drank it and it struck me as both delicious and kind of fancy in a cocktail glass so i said timmy likey and um the backstory on this motherfucker is that it was invented a hundred years ago at the detroit athletic club that's why it's midwest stylies interesting oh um this is kind of like a fancy private club uh like a social club but it's an athletic club um it got popular there but then it was really spread across the country to new york by this vaudevillian monologist guy and i think that has something to do with the name the last word like the end at the end of his monologue he did the last word oh it doesn't uh there's the bill maher does the last word isn't yeah i was gonna say yeah this was named after him. Was he on Vaudeville? Jesus.

And then, so, yeah, it had its moment, like kind of pre-Prohibition into Prohibition, fell out of favor, World War II, lost to the sands of time. And then a young bartender in the early 2000s at the Zig Zag Club in Seattle came across it in an old cocktail book. They put it on the menu. It started to get popular again what year was this i missed that what year was early 2000 2004 but now listen to this when

it came back it very quickly was a hit among cool bartenders in new york and stuff project stream exactly that's what i'm getting at It's fucking influenced certain cocktails that we've done on this very show. Sam Ross's Paper Plane was inspired by the last word. And then Joaquin Simo at Death & Co., when he did the Naked and Famous, he said he was kind of mashing up the Paper Plane and the last word. the paper plane and the last word so this is i think it's the sort of it's not the exact ingredients but the flavor profile and the kind of equal parts and the tart and tanginess of this yeah we have talked about the last word yes yes yes i feel like when we've been doing the history of those drinks we're like it's an update of the last word yeah right sure it's funny it's like to find the granddaddy finally it's like working our way back when you when you grow up and you love

star wars and you love all this other stuff, but really, they all love Dune. They're all coming off of Dune. Yeah, and eventually we're just reading the Iliad all the time. Yeah, yeah. I always kind of thought Star Wars was like a space western or something. Mike, you thought that? I thought that kind of thing, but I don't even know if that's right.

Who told you that? George Lucas! He came to my home, he knocked on my front door and says, Mike, I gotta let you know something. I gotta tell you something about Mace Windu. I said, get the hell out of my home. What you did to the sequels? The prequels!

Plus, also, George, you shaved your beard up too high on your neck. You're trying to fake a jawline. You ain't got there, bud. Oh, one last thing I wanted to say about the last word. The last word on the last word. Oh, come on. This is too perfect. Okay, I'm sorry.

It's too perfect. I love it. As I mentioned, I was just in Detroit to see Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk. Me and Ben, we went to the Detroit Athletic Club I was like we should get a last word they didn't let us in members only they didn't

admit to us but then I it was like a fancy building in the fancy part of town like seemed like where like General Motors executives would go to so there's 8 mile and this would be like 10 or 12 mile this is mile one baby oh oh i took a picture at eight mile mom's spaghetti but seriously i also peeked

into the the caucus club where they invented the bull shot oh that's a good drinking town i'll i'll stop yammering because i gotta get to this thing i just did you try wait did you try the bullshot the way it was meant to be he just peeked in he just peeked in i i wasn't allowed in because of my attire it was it was one of these places like you don't see this in la full-on sign out on the street like you must be wearing business attire jeez they didn't like the rodman jersey huh ben walked in there in there in a tank top and sent the lady into a tizzy. No! No! But licking my

wounds from that experience, I went to a bar, Bumbo's in Hamtramck, just kind of a chill, cool neighborhood. Oh, they accepted you at Bumbo's? Well, you know I had dinner at Polish Village, so I had to walk around the corner. I knew that.

Bumbo's accepted me with open arms, me and Bumbos. Our king has arrived. Please. Hey, everyone of Hamtram, Bumbo is here. Bumbo of Hamtram. Wear your shorts, wear your tank top. We love you all the same. So I go into Bumbos.

Great, chill, kind of neighborhood-y corner bar. In the way that we don't have here or new york where it's like a residential neighborhood that just has like a corner bar you know yep um and i go in there and i'm like this isn't like a fancy place the bartender's like a young dude with a tiger's cap on but i look behind the bar and i see they have i look i point to the bottles i was like hey dude you got luxardo back there and i see you got this bottle of chartreuse you think you could and he interjects you want a last word so he did either he's some sort of interjecting cocktail or maybe it is kind of popular in

detroit and maybe it is a normal thing that uh maybe you can walk in and just say hey i'll have the last word but here are the ingredients according to the iba 22 and a half milliliters of gin what's 22 and a half milliliters uh uh three quarters of an ounce it's not yeah because 15 would be a half right yeah so three quarters of an ounce of gin three quarters of an ounce of green chartreuse if you can get your hands on it got it three quarters of an ounce of maraschino luxardo. We've talked about it. It's that fancy liqueur that's made from cherries

and cherry branches and cherry leaves and cherry stems. Comes in a basket. A basket bottle. Yeah. The bottle in a... It's a liquid

in a bottle in a basket. Every time we do something like a luxardo-y thing, I'm like, fuck, is this the one I have or don't have? What are we doing? I know. And now I do have them all i think go ahead tim last ingredient three

three quarters of an ounce fresh lime juice add all ingredients to cocktail shaker shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass the garnishes simply don't apply to this drink good this is going to be a nice this is an easy an easy pour. I'm going to do a full ounce just for each. And then I'm going to enjoy shaking that thing up. And it's served up, yes? It's served up, and yeah, I guess we don't have to, if it's equal parts, it's equal parts. You can put a pint of each thing.

That's great. We don't want to overthink this one. Served up, poured down throat. Okay. That's going to be hard to keep track of, but... I've done that. I've made that mistake at very fancy restaurants. I get a martini, or a whiskey

or something. Served up? No, fucking down my throat, you jack-off. Right. Well, I ordered mine served... Right. I served mine... I had mine served down, poured up my butt. Oh, boy. You'd be upside down. I up my butt. Oh, boy. You'd be upside down. I see.

Right, right, right. Yeah. Poured down my butt. Right, right. Poured down into his waiting anus. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yes.

Nasty stuff. My ready rectum. All right. This is a good, solid drink. Nobody's going to fuck it up. Right? We promise. I think I have exactly what what i need for this

one me too me too and it's a gin drink which you know is good around these parts hey all right everybody take a shot of gin and we'll see with the last words. In hand? In hand. How are we looking? Pretty good. Oh, yeah. You got a good green glow on there, Jeff.

Hey, thanks. You know, this is, I think in the picture on the IBA, it was in a Nick and Nora glass. Am I remembering that correctly? Yeah. Careful what you say about Nick and Nora. You might have a Campbell's correction on your hands. Somebody Campbell corrected us on Twitter.

We were talking about this on the Patreon blowout. The last one we did was a summer playlist. We picked some songs and we put Hey 19 on there. And the line about fine Colombian. Somebody said that was weed. I don't know if that's true. Fine Colombian weed? That makes me like it less because I thought that that song was a very chill song about cocaine,

which is more funny to me than a chill song about weed. That's a Nick and Nora glass, right? Yes, Michael. Yeah, good eye. Thank you. Yeah, I don't know if it's true or not, but somebody was Campbell correcting. I think Campbell correction can be true or false. It doesn't matter.

It's just attempting to try. Well, I was thinking of Neil again, too, because these green cocktails are reminding me of the alien hat that he made us. Oh, right. Shall we sip? This smells good, though. Yeah. This smells great. Sip, sip.

Ooh, that's got a... Now, that's your spice you were talking about, Tim. The spice is nice. Where's that spice coming from, you think? It's a very delicate blend of chartreuse, lime, gin, and... Yeah, no, thanks. Luxardo Maraschino. Maybe, hmm.

Equal parts, yeah. Is the chartreuse to blame? The chartreuse is to be rewarded is the chartreuse to blame the chartreuse is to be rewarded to congratulate to thank um

Luxardo is remember we did the Hemingway on here right just like Hemingway yeah

um I love the Luxardo stank in a Hemingway daiquiri this the lime and the Luxardo and this has that same thrill of a stank in a Hemingway daiquiri. The lime and the Luxardo in this has that same thrill

of a stanky weird thing getting balanced out by citrus. But then when you bring in the chartreuse, it sort of makes it extra fancy. It's also got... There's some Trinidad sourness to it, too. Yeah, because it is just so dynamic. My whole mouth is saying, Timmy, what's going on here, dude?

Timmy, this ain't no Kool-Aid no more. What was last week's? Last week was... Kool-Aid. No. Seelbach. Seelbach. That was another one that was pinging and panging,

but in a negative way. Those were separate pings and pangs not working together. These guys got on the same page. Bull in a china shop against my taste buds. Oh, you son of a bitch. Oh, not my tongue. Not my tongue. My tongue, too.

Okay, my left cheek. That's fine. My right cheek. Also, I feel like you guys weren't a fan of the naked and famous because it was doing this type of thing but with mezcal so it was kind of smoky oh whereas gin don't love for these old drinks gin is the best uh prohibition gin and bourbon drinks they really knew what they were doing yeah this is good this is uh this is nice this is very nice to me. Sophisticated but fun. Zingy but refined. Yes, yes.

We've been on a lime streak, huh? I know. It's lime summer. I ain't complaining. Isn't there a plot point in Little Women that's like, I have a lime. In the movie or the book? Well, I wouldn't have read the book. So one of the movies.

But the older movie. I have a lime. I think there's a girl who, it's like, she's not even eating it. But if you were like a Victorian girl, you'd be like, I've got an exotic fruit. And she like brings it to school and shows it to people. I was just, I heard some little fun fact on some podcast or something that in the old days like pineapples in the era you're talking about pineapples were like a thousand dollars each and it was it was like a bottle of dom i did the um i did the mansion tour in newport rhode island and some of these vanderbilt houses would just have like on the like the

banister of this, the stairs, like the head post or whatever that's called there. It'd be like a carved pineapple. Oh yeah. Pineapple. It's like saying like we pop bottles of Dom. Yeah. So pineapples.

Y'all ever been to Detroit? I have. I bet you've done a layover at the airport. For sure. I've been, I've been there for a show and I was kind of like on the outskirts of Detroit. I bet you've done a layover at the airport. For sure. I've been there for a show, and I was kind of like on the outskirts of Detroit. Maybe I played at the Royal Oak Hall. That sounds familiar.

Yeah. I think a lot of comedy stuff goes through there. I don't think their Royal Oaks would be too far out of town. Maybe the normal Oaks, the rural Oaks would be out there. Very good, very good, very good. oaks the rural oaks would be up there but very good very good very good um i did a lot of the on my trip i had the square pizzas i had the conies i did all the stuff um but you know it was fun i like soaking up the culture of a place where the culture is a little bit subtle like detroit actually reminded me of your hometown michael uh rochester where it's like

it's not beating you over the face with it but if you're there for a while like i went to this great bar uh domongos that probably everybody in detroit would be like oh hell yeah domongos it was great it was the coolest and their signature cocktails like used it was like rum and fago or like crown and verner's like Like they used like Michigan brands. So you could feel there's like a pride, even though like no one's getting revved up over Faygo or Werner's. I guess some people get revved up over Werner's. But just like, I like the subtle pride of like,

we're using our own sodas. Is Faygo the Insane Clown Posse drink? Yeah. And are they Chicago or Detroit? Yeah, Detroit. Same with Jack White. They did a song together.? Detroit? Yeah, Detroit. Same with Jack White. They did a song together. They did? Yeah.

I'm thinking about my magnet. I'm thinking about my fango. Wait, what did I just say? It's not I'm thinking about your boyfriend. It's by Doorbell. I'm thinking about your boyfriend. What you gonna do? Isn't Fago the one that's like, they just have a flavor called Red Pop?

This one, the one that they were mixing with rum was Red and Rye. Oh. Yeah, Red Pop. There's a big Fago. This is a little tart, this drink. Maybe I'd pull back on the lime a little bit. But then it wouldn't be equal parts. That's true.

I'll pull back on all of them then a little bit. Could be good on the rocks, huh? Yeah. Yeah, I find that I'm always wanting these on the rocks. Especially citrusy. I mean, you're supposed to shake drinks that have juice in them, like citrus in them, because... It sort of wakes up all the sugars.

You get that nice translucent cloudiness kind of thing. But I also then want them poured back onto more rocks. Tim, you were talking about that Detroit-style pizza. A place very close to me, a pizza place, I didn't realize what it was. Somebody told me they serve the St. Louis-style over there. Oh. So I'm going to have to wing on over. Okay.

What's the style? What is that? Cracker thin. What is that? Thin. Provel cheese, cracker thin, cut into squares. Sounds like Sharky's. Round pie, cut into squares.

Super thin. But the cheese sounds interesting. It's like American cheese and provolone and mozzarella? Like a mix? They call it provol. Provol? And I want to say provolone, and they say noone. Noone.

Maybe it's provol. Maybe I'm saying it wrong. Provol? I don't know. But it is the same thing they just they just uh are being cool um i simply don't know like much cool as fuck but i like all the pizza styles i mean isn't it funny they're all good like uh i mean all truly all pizza is good the pizza in your school on friday was fucking great and but every time you, we were driving through New Haven. We stopped at Frank Pepe's. I was like, this is the best pizza on earth. Oh, Frank Pepe's was too good.

But then, you know, everywhere I go, I eat the pizza. I'm like, this is even better. Oh, my God. Now, this is a slice. Frank Pepe's looked like fucking dirt. I was at a bar yesterday I was full as fuck I had just eaten dinner

Big dinner I had yourself a pot roast at home before you went out Somebody brought in a pizza A box, like a full pizza And I smelled it and I said I gotta get myself a pizza I didn't I gotta meet that man

I brought a two boots pizza Into El Prado one time. Stunk up the whole place. Just shameless. Actually, remember one time? Just shameless. I went into two-boots wearing Prada once. Mike, I wore two boots of Prada.

Ah. One time I was at UCB. Go ahead. Early UCB days, I went to a show with Mitch, and we sat in the crowd i was there used to be showing mitch pat took out a big hot pastrami sandwich and he had gotten a fucking pastrami sandwich it was like a foot thick victor square and everyone he pulled it out of the little bag and everyone around him was like what the fuck are you the last thing like like picture

like a new york's like a cat's deli stinky hot pastrami sandwich it's like yeah it's like a New York, like a cat's deli, stinky hot pastrami sandwich. And it's like, yeah, it's like a hot fatty thing. Like I feel like I need to like rinse off sitting next to a guy eating a pastrami. And you want to sit at a table and eat that. It's not something you could just be like gnawing on. Although Timmy, although Timmy, when we went to, after the tour, when we flew home, we had scrapple oh yes and for breakfast at where were we where did we leave out of we went to it was like a food hall in philadelphia okay so we left out of philly and then you were like no no we gotta go to what is it denix yeah and you were like i'm gonna get like a pork sub and you got a big one with with hots on it. And I was like, this guy's nuts.

And then when we got on the plane, you were like, hey, you want half this sub? And I was like, Tim, you're my fucking boy. Give me that sub. And then we both chowed down on these big stinky pork subs. Wait, what's hots on it? Hot peppers? It was

pork provolone and then broccoli rob but it's like stewy slimy greens but but there's like it was spicy it was so stinky and and i i've been that guy before because it's it's pretty yeah if you have a long flight it sucks airport whatever happened to airline food where they don't have dinners anymore they just have the snack packs and they suck right Right, right. You can't even smoke on a plane anymore. I know.

What the fuck? You can't even get into the pilot's seat and say, let me do a loop. Yeah, they won't. They're like, you can fly the rest of the way, but no loops. Ah, then fuck off. I don't want to do this. I'm going back to first class, please. I can put you in first class, Jack Harlow.

Hey, did you guys know that that was, that sample's like a Fergie song? Yeah. First class. I heard glamorous. That's the Fergie song. It's like G-L-A-M. Jack Harlow is using it? Jack Harlow's using it.

I'm not familiar with the Jack Harlow catalog just yet. Hmm. I don't think you need to be. I think he's- I'll get you caught up today. Going away. Harlow, no! You know what?

Yes, bringing the food on the plane. You gotta bring the food on the plane. I'll do something where I'll get the Wendy's or something in the airport and I'll bring it on. Anything you bring on that's not just like a ham sandwich is disgusting and stinks. If it was ever hot, that's the rule.

Mm-hmm. You know? i was at the uh i had a flight delayed recently when i was coming back from detroit sitting there in the airport flight delayed a couple hours flightus interruptus yeah i know thank you that's the species and the genus and phylum and order and class okay i had a lot of time to kill and i said i'm gonna get some dinner and i went into a airport steakhouse and had a ribeye and a martini and sucked and i was like what am i doing get out of here i should just be having mcdonald's what am i i'm trying to have a real experience here but i was trying to kill time i don't know what to do yeah there's not I was at a place recently.

I got Einstein Brothers bagels. One of the sorriest excuses for a bagel I've ever seen. The hole in it was humongous. It was like a thin bagel all the way around. All hole, yeah. All hole. Good for a playlist, but not good

for the bagel I wanted at the airport. I had a good pig out recently. Good for a playlist, but not good for the bagel I wanted at the airport. I had a good pig out recently. Good for a playlist. All whole. Accidentally, I put together my playlist. It's all whole. It's all whole albums just mixed up. Well, I was going to say that at the Cincinnati airport,

I ate a Coney at Gold Star, and it was delicious. Hey, Coney 2012. Stop. Wow. What are we going to do for the 10 year anniversary yeah uh i feel like that was probably not a thing to joke about but i don't remember the topic but i'm sure it was sad and inhumane what coney coney well i just remember that the the guy went nuts and was naked in the street, and we all laughed at that, but I feel like the cause was something kind of grim. Yes, it was, I think, about, oh boy, not child soldiers.

Forced Recruitment of Child Soldiers by Joseph Coney, ICC fugitive. Okay, well, I just want to make it clear. I was talking about the kind of Detroit hot dogs. Yeah, we're making fun of the public masturbator, not the serious. Not even that. I support his mental health journey. I want to talk about hot dogs with chili on top of them. All right, sorry.

Sorry. Guys, the heat is killer. I am slowing down these days. All right, sorry. Sorry. Guys, the heat, the heat is killer. I am slowing down these days. Me too, me too. Good God. I got a question for you guys about chili.

You, a couple episodes ago, were talking about, oh, we love chili oil. Chili oil. We love it's crunchy down bottom and it's oily up top. You might have noticed your boy Dutz

got a little quiet. Clammed up. I noticed that. Because I was looking at your screen. You were white as a ghost. You know, I shrunk in my seat a little bit. I was like, I don't know what to say to the guys. There's things I don't know about.

I'm not a whiz in the kitchen like Mike. I don't take wild swings, and I'm not adventurous at all. And in fact, you know, Mookie, our buddy, he doesn't love the spicy stuff. But when I'm with him, he'll see me get suicide wings at Rustic. He'll see me get all sorts of crazy tastes, right? He goes into my fridge, no hot sauce.

What does that say about me? Wait, Jeff, we gotta get you some hot sauce. You don't trust yourself at home. I got myself some Crystal. Oh, wow. Louisiana style. So it's like, you'll see that out there with your Tapatios and your Cholulas, but this is

Louisiana. Yeah, it's more, it's a nice vinegary cayenne sauce. Yeah, and it's almost a little dare I say sweet. Dare I say sweet. But what I wanted to ask you about is have you guys heard of Fly By Jing?

No. That's like the new chili oil on the street. The chili oil disruptor. Oh shit. What are they doing differently? What's their innovation? Fly By Jing. It's a Sichuan chili crisp.

Crisp? It's a hot sauce with that crispy shit in it I'm looking at them and I'm seeing it around a lot is it like the garlic I was talking about or is it like the chili paste of like the seeds of the chili pepper oh Tim I'm looking it up I don't know oh I hope it's garlic I hope this uh labeling is cool yep the labeling is cool it doesn't look like garlic it's just like it's this is this is fucking chili a savory crunchy hot sauce that you will find yourself putting on everything it says i'm seeing a picture of it on ice cream jeff whoa wait wait what's it called again i'm ordering some fly by jing j-i--G. Szechuan chili crisp sauce.

Oh, I recognize this little jar. Yeah, you've seen it around. I think it's the new viral hit. Okay. This guy's got it in his ramen. I should get ramen. It's too hot for ramen. Too hot.

Hey, you know what I did again the other day? I did my little egg hack of doing the maruchan. Crack a little egg in there. Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's it. No, that's the end of the story. It's an egg-ovation. I went...

And it just goes right in there. You just crack it right in there and you put the lid on it? You let it go for a minute? Good, good. It's like a poach. You're basically poaching it in the soup, Mike. In the soup. I can't believe I'm ordering this stuff, Jeff.

This is a six-ounce jar is 20 bucks. What? Jeff. But one-day delivery, order placed. Done. Here it comes. Oh, wow. It didn't take long.

I did a thing. I was making up some uh you know my usual sort of stir fry type thing and i just took a chili oil and dumped it all over the whole thing and cooked it all up like that and it was like a subtle heat it was really good it slowly rises from the back of the throat yeah yeah i had two What's that? I had two. One bite? I don't even taste it. Two bites? That's there. Three bites?

Ouch. I need a water like now. Not now. Right now. Right now. When I was a kid, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family and my grandfather. What was it called? Chi-Chi's. Love it.

Yes, I remember Chi-Chi's. It's like an East Coast chain, right? But it was Mexican, right? We had one in Albany, yeah. But not pizza. What the fuck am I looking at? Chi-Chi's was Mexican. Okay, there's another one called Chi-Chi's Pizza.

When Chi-Chi's was around and then Chili's came to our town, just me being at a dumb little age, I was like, is Chili's part of Chi-Chi's? Excuse me, sir? They share so many letters. The two are near each other. I was like, oh, did Chi-Chi's become Chili's? But my grandfather made me, not made me, he tricked me into eating a hot pepper.

No, no, different grandfather. Goop, goop. Choo-choo? Into eating a hot pepper. Dingy different grandfather choo-choo into eating a hot pepper i was in pain i bet i asked for milk oh that's good i'll tell you what didn't do anything i didn't give it to you i give me some milk i love getting i love that the pain we we've talked about this though like i also this is the grandfather that i said you want hot try this and i gave him a hot warhead and he was just like this is disgusting this isn't hot it's just gross fuck you granddad you don't know my generation okay and by the way keep your hands off grandma that's my girl what what the hell no no that ain't right man that's not right that ain't right

that ain't right man i'm not getting involved in that i ain't getting involved in that love sick ass love triangle guys what do you say we take a little break yep let's make a round two i i am gonna make a round two although this am going to make a round two. Yeah. Good. Although this is hitting. You feeling it? I'm feeling it. It's hitting. It ain't quitting. It's hitting.

It ain't quitting. Well, because it's all booze, man, other than that lime. I'll tell you what. A round two for me is going to be shirtless. I'm fucking hot in here. Yeah, me too, actually. Yeah. Because I'm away from my AC.

I'm not supposed to be by the AC anymore. Yeah, you got scolded for having too much noise on your mic. I can't do that anymore. So now, the energy suffers. Now this is going to pump you up. We all decided we have opted for better sound quality and poorer performance.

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We're back with our final thoughts on The Last Word. I made a second rounder. Me too. What'd you do? Anything different? Mm-hmm. Tweaks? Mm-hmm. I invited Mr. DeKyper to the party.

Oh, triple sec. I did an equal amount of triple sec, And I'll tell you after this sip. Oh, Mr. DeKaipa, we've been expecting you. Ooh. It just cuts the sting down just a little bit. It replaces it with a little bit of orange. It's good. I took a little sip of the green chartreuse on round two.

And that's where the spice is coming from yeah it is to be blamed slash thanked spicy those monks are spicy huh yo those monks those monks know what's up those monks can get it they can fuck the three of us okay i was gonna make another round then i looked at my minuscule amount of chartreuse left and my small amount of Luxario. And I was like, you know what? Hosting this fucking pod, I know I'm going to need this shit. And I don't want... This shit's expensive. I know this drink tastes like already.

Jesus fucking Christ. So instead of... I put that stuff back up on the shelf, saved it for a rainy day. And right now I'm having a claw. I hate the claw when you're drinking the claw. Boy, I've forgotten about white claws. There's so many different variations on... Black cherry white claw, delicious.

Classic. I'll tell you, this drink has given me a permanent smile. It is an order again for me. That's your final thought? That's my final thought. I'll order this again. I will have to be in the mood, though. It is like a spicy thing. You're will have to be in the mood though. It is like

a spicy thing. It's weird. You're not going to be doing it all the time. It's an evening drink, but you want to be a kind of It's a nice cocktail bar drink, for sure. I would put it in, like, it's like the Yellowbird where you're like, oh, you know, kind of like a nice citrusy cocktail, but with something fancy

going on. The little fancy twang. I love it. I'll continue to order it again and again. Yeah, it's an order again for sure. Not a Stone Cold Classic. Sorry. Damn. This is the definition of not a Stone Cold Classic. This Black Cherry White Claw, though? Stone Cold Classic.

Now, Tim, was this in the... It was invented before World... Second World War. Let me try that again. It was invented before the Second World War. Let me try that again. It was invented before the Second World War, but came back in the 2000s. Was it under the category of classic or contemporary? Oh, my God.

On the IBA list. On the IBA list. Let me take a look. I'm having a tough time speaking because of this permanent smile. Yeah, the Cheshire Grin, this drink has me. It brings the corners of my mouth way up and my eyelids down low. Unforgettable. Unforgettable.

Ooh, that's what you want. Stop. Come on, come on come on okay okay all right so three orders again from three stand-up guys yeah i guess that's uh the end of the show except for um the last word quiz oh jeff i i thought the show was ending you said they they got a quiz. Yes, that's right. I'm going to give you, what do you call these? Phrases, quotes, lyrics, and you need to come up with the last word. How about that? Oh, that's fun.

DeVita. And I got a DeVita. I don't know how this is going to go. Hopefully well. To be honest. I mean, is the quiz ill-devised? I don't think so. It's a fun idea.

I mean, I saw the quiz master scribbling as we got back on the Zoom here. So these questions could be fresh. So you don't need to identify where it's from or anything. Okay. You got to do the last word or in some case words and like a proper noun or whatever. But most of the time it's just the last word. Hell yeah. Ready?

Question number one. With great power comes great responsibility. Ty, next one. I think I had it because Mike took the time to say great responsibility and I just said responsibility. I feel like though I got it because I was already getting great before Jeff even got that out that's awesome dude that's pretty cool so I'm out quiz the quiz master throw out their whole round I will give it to the bothias

which is essentially throwing it out nice number two that's kind of a long one my mother says to get a job but she don't like the one she's got when masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking bored wasted lonely tim lonely lonely long view bite my lip and close my eyes

whoa he's not he's not stopping uh that's a good one jeff because this drink is green and that's from green day that's right and you know one thing i noticed is that uh that song has a lot of like bite my lip and close my eyes take me away to paradise take me away to paradise and i was like that's welcome to paradise but it's not the next track is welcome to paradise so i'm like was Day, like, is this more of a concept album than I was maybe giving it credit for? Is Welcome to Paradise not track one? No, it's like five. I think Longview's like four.

What's Green Day? I think Green Day, somebody told me in, like, high school or something, Green Day means a day filled with smoking weed. Yeah, just like a day of Beanstone. Yeah, he's embarrassed about that. Oh, the band is. Wait, track one, Burnout. How does this one go? Burnout, burnout with me.

Oh. Right? Well, yeah. I dream not your bon-champ on time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, see, Tim had a slightly better scat than I did. Masturbations, lust is fun. What about she?

She jumps in silence. Can we please get back to the quiz? Hold on. That last line is, when masturbations, lust is fun, you're fucking lonely? Lonely. I always thought it was lazy. Lazy, me too, because everybody comes in there and you can barely hear it. Therein lies the trickery of the quiz, Michael.

Oh, this quiz. This is going to be bad, man. I'm fucked. But not question three. Question three is, I have no special talent. I am only passionately... I have no special talent. I am only passionately ordinary.

I am only... I have no special talent I am only passionately ordinary I am only I have no talent I am only passionately involved I don't know what that is Anyone? I have no special talent I am only passionately curious Albert Einstein I love his work with E equals MC

Physics goat. The physics goat, yeah. Number four. This is maybe more your speed. You had me at... Hello. Michael, you got it. Jerry Maguire.

Man, that movie put up some big quotes, man. You complete me. Show me the money. The human head weighs eight pounds. Cameron Crowe was the goat. When Crowe becomes goat? Where were you when Crowe became

goat? I was listening to the last word quiz. I was at the Hudson Valley Mall watching Jerry Maguire in the theater. Number five. Tell Cyclops I made him a mutant hero x-man it's all three of those right set up sunglasses god eye patch i'm surprised i knew this was going

to be like a long shot but i'm surprised none of you have tell cyclops i made him a convertible that's wolverine baby oh shit that's geek shit he probably did it with them damn uh antimanthium claws he took those damn claws and took the roof off his sedan i should have got that on account of my love of geek shit number six dennis our lives are in your hands and you have... Butterfingers. Tim. What's that from? Dennis Nedry. Jurassic Park. Oh, Dennis Nedry.

Dodson. Dodson here. Number seven. Kicking, squealing, Gucci little... Piggy's. Timmy. Piggy singular But I'll take it

Piggy What's that from? Paranoid Android Radiohead Number eight A long one A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before

Blackpool, Lancashire Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Albert Hall. The house of Lords? Tim, very good. House of Lords. Well, I can't fucking concentrate when Tim's just yelling shit out over there.

Well, that's your problem. You don't concentrate. Albert Hall, would you shut up for two seconds? Dude, you're trying to concentrate that's the last thing you want to do in the last word quiz you want to go

go go baby it's right here right now pure id pure pure muscle memory that's a day in the life we all know

yeah that's a tricky one nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords that's not what it sounds like I always thought it was god house of god also what was i blackbird lancashire is lancashire a word or is that like i was just a kid i heard it as that i don't know all i don't know you're gonna have to look it up number nine number nine stop another another song there's been an accident like geico they thought i was burnt up like pepsi did michael michael jackson oh fuck i fucking said it

doesn't count throw it out i kind of had it it was through the wire, Kanye West. Throw it out. It's out. Mike, you did get it, but it's gone. Damn. I'm having boost for breakfast and sure for dessert. Did I drink the scissor? That's something, but you're not getting any side points for that, Tim. I thought I could. Here we go. This is not a song.

This is a quote. Each person must live their life as a model for society no oh but mike agreed each person must live what is it each person must live their life as a model for the future the next generation generation. All very close. Last call. Future generations. Each person must live their life as a model for others. Rosa Parks. Hey,

when I was in Detroit, went out to Dearborn, went to the Ford Museum, they got a bunch of famous vehicles, right? I was able to walk onto the Rosa Parks bus and sit in her very seat. Wow. Wild. That's cool. Was it like

a... That's crazy. That's an old bus. It's an old bus from Montgomery, Alabama. They brought it up to Dearborn because it's a Ford. And I'll tell you what, you know, I saw the limo that JFK was assassinated in. I saw that on your gram. I saw the chair that Lincoln was shot in.

Jesus. Enough. Enough with the assassinated presidents, Tim. I'll tell you what was... Okay, I'll knock it off. Here's a weird story. My parents test drove a car, and when they sat in it... David and Mary Ellen?

Yeah. It was like a... Not a brand new car. And, um, when they got in, they noticed that there were stains on the ceiling, dark red stains on the ceiling. Oh my God. And the guy was just like, oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. And they, and they took them out of there. And it turns out that a guy shot himself in that car. Yikes. And it was like, went through impound or whatever else, and then it got to this used car dealership. You're reminding me that, like, I haven't thought about this in forever, but when I was like

15, I was so into the fact that it's like, you gotta go to police auctions, and you could buy a car. You could get like a drug dealer's, like, Rolls Royce for like a hundred bucks. I never did it it we should do it yeah something tells me i won't get a rolls royce for a hundred bucks all right next question

pit pat a magical pansexual non-threatening boy spokes spokesperson person spokes character Spontanean. Boy. Spokes. Spokes person. Person. Spokes character. Character. So close. Spokes thing. There you go, Michael. Fit bat. That's great. I haven't watched Mr. Show in a while.

There was a time when it wasn't on HBO or HBO Go when I had it, but now it's on HBO Max. I've got to go back and watch this. I remember when we were starting out, or not starting out, early on when they were compiling all the HBO stuff under one roof, HBO Go, that's what it was. It was early HBO Go, and Bob was like, yeah, it's all HBO stuff, everything HBO has ever done,

except Mr. Show. And then as soon as Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul started taking off, they're like, oh, we better get Mr. Show in there too. I think that stuck in my head as like, oh, just HBO doesn't do Mr. Show stuff anymore. So I always forget. Mr. Show was briefly rerun on Comedy Central late at night. And it was so weird because they had to add the commercial breaks.

So it would just like undo the very premise of the show which is sketches that bleed into each other and it would just dip to black pit pad all right here we go next question yes yeah i'm in that tonka color of willy wonka michael nicki minaj monster i know nicki minaj's body of work. Watch yourself, Tim. I don't need a comment from the peanut gallery. Number 13, I think. There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive.

No. Jabberwocky ding dong. Wait, who would be trying to get the Millennium Falcon? No death. No dead body. Funny business. Parsecs. No Kessel Runs.

This is Darth Vader talking to a row of bounty hunters. Is one of them Boba Fett. One in particular. Yes. But the warning is, I want them alive. No... Casualties. No dead people upon the ship. Last call.

No Princess Leia's. No disintegrations. Ah! Next question. Now, Disintegrations Next question Now Disintegration is a Cure album, no? I don't know I don't know Maybe it has to be good to tackle in the next quiz, Tim

Number 14 The Disintegration Cure quiz 6 o'clock TV hour, don't get caught in a 6 o'clock TV hour, Don't get caught in a... Six o'clock TV hour. Don't get caught in a shower. Six o'clock TV hour. Don't get caught...

Oh, what the hell is he saying there? This is REM. This is end of the world as we know it. Yes. Leonard Bernstein. Don't get caught in a Leonard Bernstein. JFK, blown away. What else do I have to say?

Six o'clock TV hour, don't get caught. The answer is don't get caught in a foreign tower. Foreign tower. I was going to say faulty tower. Proudly didn't know it. 15. A man who stands for nothing will fall for everything. Timothy Malcolm X.

Yes. Anything. 16. You know it balances on your head just like a mattress balances on a bottle of... Wine. Port. Timothy. Damn.

Leopard skin. What is that? Leopard skin pillbox hat. Bob Dylan. Oh, yeah. Robert Zimmerman. He's right. I'm right.immerman he's right i'm right next question i'm right you want to you want to give him points for that no what are the damn what's the damn score here tim has six you have five i have five neck and neck neck and neck neck the neck bit of a bloodbath love means never having to say you're sorry timothy

love story love means never having to say you're sorry i haven't seen it have you what's love story no but i know the song is what is that what's love story a movie yeah Story. It's like a sappy 80s movie. Oh. Final question. I only watch gritty, hard-boiled detective movies. Dark Knight Rises. Yeah.

Actually, that's the quiz. Timothy, you have won. Unceremonious ending. Wow. Actually, that's the quiz. actually actually uh that's not they don't not even like a fun uh point quadrupler okay okay you want to i'll take it back that's not the quiz how about that how about that it's not it's not the quiz oh it's no longer the quiz oh no our final question is worth fucking 20 points damn it how do you feel about that tim um i feel sad having what thought that i won and then finding out there's another question and then

finding out it's worth enough points but this is this is like a la la land oscar situation sure sure the last quiz this type of thing happening for us came back to bite me right in the old a-hole let me tell you this if if we just had our la la land moonlight moment i'm looking forward to the fucking slap so in a couple years i'm looking forward to the after party i'm gonna order some more of these uh last words yeah but after the after parties the hotel lobby come on hey that would have been a good one yeah after the party is the blank that's good tim you'd be good at this quiz i aspire to be a quiz master yeah um here we go last question burton will tell us about his most recent laps and the laps he has planned for next fall next year

next year next summer recent next spring next winter what is this from Jeff Mr. Show again yes um will tell us about his most recent lapse and the lapse he has planned for next

week next month next year next semester August Jordan will tell us about his most recent laps and the laps he has planned for. Next week. Next month. Next year. Next semester. August. What is that sketch? I can't remember. It's the good news sketch where. It's like the conversion therapy.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Timothy, you still win seven to five. Great job. What are you talking about? That was 20 points. He got 26 to five. But nobody got it. Oh,5. Great job. What are you talking about? That was 20 points. He got 26-5. But nobody got it.

Oh, right. So we're back to the original score of 7-5. Right, right, right. You can't just, even though the points are, it's extra 20 points, you don't get them if you don't answer them. I like two Mr. Show questions. That was fun for me. That's our show. Follow us on social media at The Sloppy Boys where we

release these recipes ahead of time. And Hey, check us out on Patreon. We can get the whole backlog of all the beautiful blowout episodes. We do just making you laugh and have a great time. That's patreon.com slash the sloppy boys. And Mike, who came out on questions for Lennon this month?

It was well contest winner and host a slash of Campbell's Corrections, Neil Campbell. Wow. Damn. I got him. It took a while, but I finally nabbed him. I was able to track him down. Got him. That's wild, man.

Got him. So you've had Paul Rust and Neil Campbell, both of the Stovetop Boys. That's right. That's right. I can't believe it. They said it would never be done Now I need to get him on An obscure sketch that was performed

Twice If you were at a Del Close marathon A hundred years ago It was a show where there were two tiny guys In sailor outfits And the stage was a stove And they were barefoot So they had to keep hopping up and going

And blowing on their feet Because the stage was hot. Well, I think our audience listeners got that from just context clues. There you go. Alright, folks. This was a good episode. Really good. Fantastic. Great episode.

The drink is good. The drink is good and the audio quality is very good. Three performances were not up to snuff. Nope. Too hot. Goodbye, we're not up to snuff. Goodbye, folks. Bye, folks. Later. Give it up for your boys.

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