The Sloppy Boys - 94. Sea Breeze

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

The guys kick back with a summery splasher.SEA BREEZE RECIPE1.33oz/40ml Vodka4oz/120ml Cranberry Juice1oz/30ml Grapefruit JuiceBuild all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Garnish with orange zest and cherry.Recipe via the International Bartenders Association (https://www.iba-world.com/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Machine Gun Kelly style-ies, I guess? That's right. We're talking Machine Gun Kelly. Oh, we're doing that on the Patron today. Mike, sometimes if you want to be a podcaster, you got to keep your main pod and your Patreon pod separate, okay? I'm on a Machine Gun Kelly kick. We talked about it on the blowout this week.

Yeah. He's good. He's very good. Save it for the blowout. Save it for the blowout. Okay, We talked about it on the blowout this week. Yeah. He's good. He's very good. Save it for the blowout. Save it for the blowout. Okay, I'll save it for the blowout. I just want to say one thing. He's smart.

Yeah. Yes. Yep. I sold some tickets. He's good. You're good, too, when you do that. I know. I got to say this.

When you're doing an impression of Machine Gun Kelly, it's kind of the most I've ever been impressed with you. Thank you. But you've been impressed with me. This is just the most. This guy, Mike, is actually kind of cool. You find me impressive from time to time. That's nice.

I mean, when you say you sold tickets to your downfall. Sometimes when I'm talking about this podcast, people are like, oh, who do you do it with? I was like, oh, you know, Tim Kopeck, Jeff Dunn. Like, who are they? I was like, oh, those are those two impressive guys I know. Impressive guys? Yeah, they're always impressing me.

And they'll impress you, too. And they'll impress you, too. They'll impress you, too. And they'll impress upon you the desire to subscribe to their Patreon. Yes. And they'll impress upon you the drink recipe of the week. Let's get into it, Seabreeze.

No, too soon, Tim. We got plenty to discuss. Slow down. We haven't even how are you two? Tim's got a nice shirt on. Jeff is wearing gray, heather gray. Come on, it's nice. It's nice. Tim's got a nice poppin' blue shirt, though.

It's a polo, I see. Thank you. I'll tell you something about the heather gray. You're not catching me in heather gray in the warm summer months. Why?

Because it shows sweat stains more. Uh-huh. I'm talking pits, baby. Oh, well, I haven't left my house. Sweat stains. The heather gray

is a nice one. When you get a nice heather gray, you can really beat those shirts up. So where they kind of have some like, they were almost like see-through. Yeah, they're almost falling apart. They feel like they're made of something different. It's not just a color. It's like it's woven.

Heather gray, it's woven. It's funny. You get different heathers, though. Like sometimes you get heather gray and it's woven. And other times it's's printed onto the shirt. Not cool. Heather Gray would be a good name for in a few years when they're ready to reboot Fifty Shades of Gray.

Then it's, I'm Heather Gray, bitch. I'm a chick who was conceived in one of your fuckfests in the books. Oh, my God. Isn't there a gray in the X-Men world, Jeff? Who am I thinking of? Jean Grey. Black Widow? No. Although she does have red hair.

Oh my. Did she have a an alias? Phoenix. Marvel Girl. She's got several. Guys, we're not here to talk about Jean Grey and Phoenix. Marvel Girl. Marvel Girl. She's got several. Guys, we're not here to talk about

Jean Grey and Phoenix and Marvel Girl. But I love geek shit. You're getting a little, you're getting your feet to the flames and you don't like it. I don't want to talk about it. I might have it wrong. Now, if I understand correctly,

we have quite a bit of booze news today. Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, hit it! Baroque stylies. One, two, three, four. A wine glass with lemon juice fill. Of sugar, the same glass filled. Then rub them together until the mixture

looks smooth, soft, and nice. Of rum, then three wine glasses add. And four of cold water, please nice. Of rum, then three wine glasses add, and four of cold water, please take a. Drink, then you'll have, that's not bad, at least so they say in Jamaica. Wow! Perhaps you've heard this rhyme.

One of sour, two of sweet, three of sour, four of wheat. One of sweet, three of sour, four of wheat. One of sour, four of wheat. Planters Punch. It's me, it's me, it's me, boys. What the freak was that? Planters Punch dubbed by The Human Neighbor featuring Sedona.

And if you have a Booze News theme, email it to thesloppyboyspodcast at gmail.com. Nice. The Human Neighbor is a pothead, I think. Sedona's back. You can't come up with that stuff without a little bit of the puff you know what's funny dragon that's called like dub you know like a reggae dub yeah and um it's funny that like that echo delay is so characteristic of reggae music it's so technological it's so spacey i like the idea of being out on the beach in jamaica but you got a little delay pedal with you like dunk dunk dunk it's like so exaggerated that is a musical form that's

so acoustic for it to have like that heavy that heavy of like a peddly production it's a ton of stuff yeah what now what's dubstep is that is that taken from you know dubstep is but does it is it taken from this i mean some dubstep does have that. I think that's more like dubs. It has overdubs. Yeah, it's got plenty of dubs. Skrillex will make a song and then I'll be like, I got to go back and fix this one thing.

Dub-a-dub-a-dub-you-be. I think it is one of those things where classical dubstep, like first wave dubstep, does have more of a Jamaican vibe before Skrillex got his dirty fingers all over it. Gotcha. I really like this song having me saying, perhaps you've heard this rhyme. I was thinking you could kind of pretty much start

at any song like that. Perhaps you've heard this rhyme, and then you hear a bunch of rhyme, and you're like, okay, there you go. It's funny in songs where you kind of hear a lyric that could be in any song or a funny one is you will get a sentimental

feeling when you hear it's like you can't just say that in your own song that's a Christmas song of course you will voices singing Jack the Holly I guess it's referring to the voices singing bows of holly oh my god Christmas in July

Stop Tim take it away Soon to be August Yeah Okay well today I wanted to believe it or not Already take another look back at the pop charts Because Already

I don't have a full roundup but I got a big boy here A big Big whopper and um you know last week i played some clips from what's going on on the on the spotify top 50 in the billboard i love that hot 100 i love that for us um but here's one that i you know i had heard and was very aware of but didn't get the lingo and it slipped right by me. Oh, shit. But perhaps my co-hosts might be a little more savvy than me. You are aware that the new Beyonce album has just dropped, right?

Oh, yes. But the lead single, Break My Soul, has been out for a couple of weeks. You've heard? Yes. Oh, yeah. Didn't take the world by storm, didn't think really oh i i didn't think so it's it's been uh i think it i think it i mean yeah you're right not on a beyonce level

probably i i'm always expecting like anytime she puts out like something it's like lemonade formation or something single ladies yeah yeah or single didn't dislike didn't hey whoa hey didn't dislike what's kind of funny this time is she's not really like paving a new path. She's doing like a house music thing. Yeah, yeah. Kind of like what a lot of people are doing. And she's kind of riding a wave rather than you might say innovating. But I like the song and I think it's a fun throwback-y kind of a thing.

And I had heard the song several dozen times before jessica called my attention to this one very specific line that i hadn't thought anything of jeff i brought the clip can you hit play now cognac did you guys know that yeah house trying to smoke with a yak in your mouth. Cognac. Cognac. Did you guys know that? Yak. Trying to smoke with a yak in your mouth. There's a whole lot of people in the house trying to smoke with a yak in your mouth. So you're smoking while you've got a mouthful of cognac?

You've got a mouthful of Hennessy and then you're also tokage. But what tickled me was, remember in one of our cognac cocktail episodes, I was trying to get a new catchphrase started. Trying? You were successful. Nyak nyak. If I show up to a party and I bring a bottle of cognac,

because I'm swapping in cognac for all my whiskey these days, I knock at the door and I say, nyak nyak. Maybe that's what she's talking about. Maybe she's talking about people showing up to a christmas party with well she is neglected to add the end sound of the video i was kind of going nyack and she just says yeah she's probably working with a producer who said that doesn't work you might be able to enhance that it might be in there yeah enhance enhance wehance. Enhance. We get in there.

Smoking with a nyak nyak. We're able to pull that sound out. I like it. I always like Beyonce's, you know, when you get a sort of a surfboard or somewhere. Oh, wait, there's something in this song right after. She's like, what's the one she says funny in this song? Like all the time. What's the one?

I'm going to look it up. Is this the song? So flustered. I've never seen him so flustered. I haven't heard this song very much. Well, it's because Beyonce is flustered when she says it. I'm channeling her. I'm still stuck on Harry Styles.

I haven't listened to much Beyonce yet. It's funny that oh the weekend's doing sort of like that cynthia 80s throwback and then harry styles is doing like the al adult album rock domestic 80s throwback and like there's only so much time period they're in there's only so much land in the 80s throwback and it's funny that beyonce just seized on like the house thing drake did too like right before her but i think b's better suited for it hers yeah she's doing this song at least is so specific like the synth thing in her song is like very specific to do do do do do do do they like kind of basically reshuffled those notes around outside that's what i was trying to look at it was uh go back outside

you said you're outside, but you're not outside. Uh, you know, she, she says it kind of funny and I sound cool saying it. Is she, uh,

is she sampling here or sounding alike on the, on the sense? She sort of sounds like that song. Show me love. Yeah, I know. I can't think she's. Yeah.

Wait, is that Jeff? Is that the one that goes? Yeah. Yeah. think she's yeah wait is that jeff is that the one that goes yeah yeah that she's definitely definitely like trying to conjure that exact sample but it's not a sample it is a different sound and a different melody but there is like i swear there's a release your mind release your love that that's a sample from like not even long ago like five years ago it's like a diplo track or a like major laser or somebody also sampled that it's very familiar major laser is diplo right yeah yeah but it's like him and another guy or two that's right this this isn't the song she doesn't make a mention of uh man on my hips can on my lips in this song, doesn't she? I don't think so. Well, not on this single, but maybe elsewhere on the album if we give it a good listen.

Can on my lips. Yeah, Bud Light. Beyonce's drinking Bud Light. Yeah. Got me tighter than my very own jeans. That was an honest mishearing by you, right? Yeah, I thought it was. That was from Single Ladies, right?

Yep. Yep. All the ladies. All the yep yep all the ladies all the ladies all the ladies well the pringle ladies hmm stop all the pringle ladies well the brinkley's that's like beyonce let's rework this like uh the crunching noise is really weird and i don't think people are talking about Pringles on the dance floor. Well, not on the dance floor. I'll try it your way. Who would be working with her?

Who does she work with? DJ Khaled now, I think. Oh, money music, number one. Wait, we watched, remember there was a music doc series on Hulu we liked called Soundbreaking, I think it was called? I watched one called Windbreaking. That wasn't a music, well, I guess a certain musical fruit was involved. No, there's a great interview with the two guys, the producers that made the single ladies beat. And they are, they are so funny because they're talking about how giddy they were to work with Beyonce.

They were playing it cool, but she went in the booth and started saying, singing all the single ladies, just like riffing it. And they were like grabbing each other, like under the board, like grabbing each other's knees. Like,

yeah, for sure. She's supposed to be saying Pringles. We wrote Pringles. Where's the hop hop sounds we wanted. The song was called hop. Hop crunch. Hop crunch. Bring it later. Where's the hulp, hulp sounds we wanted? The song is called Hulp. Hulp Crunch. Hulp Crunch.

It's the Hulp Crunch tube. Well, that's great. She's talking about the yak, baby. Yep. Yak, yak. Yak, yak. Well, I've got a piece of booze news here. This is not...

Remember when I brought in the song Where Has Timothy Gone? And we said, said oh that would be if tim ever had a show where he was you're traveling this song would be good i came across a song that if i was ever to do you know like maybe uh on vice does vice still have a network on vice maybe probably we think or something cool you know cool station where it's like me going out and i'm getting all the new sneakers. Sneakers. It's a sneakerhead show.

And it's like me, Mike Hanford out in the world. I'm catching the new drip. I'm waiting. I'm in the Supreme line, that type of thing. So I found this song. And this would be a good opening title sequence song for this show if I were ever doing about uh me mike the sneakerhead oh great

could you just see me? Yeah, I can. Lips of me getting sneakers on. That's about it. Where would you find such a song? It was suggested to me on Spotify. Spotify thought I would enjoy that. And hey, they weren't wrong.

Is that song... Wait a second. Are they singing Slippertree? Yeah, Michael and his Slippertree. Brand new shoes for you and me. I like it. I just watched a TikTok that was talking about weird tax law loopholes and stuff. And they said that converse Chuck taylor's have felt on the

bottom or have i feel like usually but anyway there's some sneaker that's put puts felt on the bottom in order to be categorized as slippers because slippers are taxed less to import than really so maybe that's maybe maybe you're out there on Fairfax, Mike, waiting for all the drops, and then you put a little felt on the bottom and you turn them into slippers. That'd be nice. Wait, Mike, are you saying that there's rubber,

the sole of the shoe where it meets the ground, and they put felt on it? I'm saying in this TikTok I saw with a nerd guy talking about tax laws, he was like, look at the bottom of these Converse. They have felt that way. They're categorized as slippers. And for a while, I was like, look at the bottom of these Converse. They have felt that way. They're categorized as slippers. And for a while, I was like, wow, that's so cool.

But then I was like, I've owned like 10 pairs of Chuck Taylors in my life, and they all just had rubber bottoms. Yeah. I've had them wear Chuck Taylors where they kind of wear a little differently. I wish I had them with me now. I think I threw them away because they never made my feet feel good. But there is kind of like a fibrous, a weird like fibrous. It wears down differently.

Yeah. Maybe that's the felt. There's something else that I think a slophead sent me this TikTok because it related to like, we were talking about how Bartles and James had like, you know, because like wine coolers were taxed and then they became malt or whatever. Right. It's sort of in that realm of weird backwards engineering products in order to make money interesting well anyway that song was called

michael and his slipper tree by a band called the equals from from like 1968 it's funny that it's also in the same like genre as timothy gone like It feels like a 60s jangler. Yeah. Brand new shoes for you and me. It's a positive message. Even though there's exclusive drops, we'll all get some good sneakers. It's also, for you, Mike, it's got to be a nice peace of mind. This TV show, it's not necessarily happening.

There's no moves being, you don't have a TV deal or anything, but you're just, now you don't have to worry that if this tv show were to be developed and were to be picked up you wouldn't have to like have the anxiety of finding a theme song we've got that area taken care of yeah that that box is checked that box is checked we have that we can move yeah so when i go into my uh about this show, which I still don't even have an outline for it, even a title, we got that box checked. That could be a different show. We got that box checked.

You know, people come in to you and ask you. Hey, is that box checked? Not yet, it's not, but this episode, we're going to see if we can do it. What if it's a check? What if it's one of those shows where you buy storage spaces from people who drop dead and then there's all these bankers boxes and you check them. You look in to see what's in there.

Yeah, yeah. We got that box checked. Oh, one more bankers box. It's filled up with papers. I can't read so I'm not sure what these papers are. Old expired papers. We're hoping for brand new sneakers and then so we can play our song.

Speaking of sneakers, when you say sneakers, I could think sneakers and just thinking of all the feet across the world, but I always specifically think about Fairfax in L.A. The other day I was trying to be a cool uncle. I took my niece to Fairfax. I'm like, kind of cool out here huh brought her to brought her to golf you know tyler the creator's store oh she didn't care i go point out supreme huh kind of cool she didn't care how old is she is that already too not cool anymore well i finally

got her i then i brought her to the fair flag facts flea market where that skewed a little younger because there were more teens walking i don't think she cares about actual clothes or music or anything but if you see other people your age you're like oh cool someone else yeah like how old is this person this person's 14 huh maybe you're just cooler than a 14 year old tim i don't know i guess that could be the problem. I brought her to... The problem is plus. I brought her to the mall and she liked that. She, you know, we went to like Sephora. Oh, speaking of which, you've been in the mall recently.

Like you go to like... I went to the hall. Which one? This was Santa Anita. No, I go to the Glendale Galleria. Yeah, baby. The last mall I went to was for our mall episode and it was that one

that was like way too nice well i'll save you a trip the stores are all the same now like the old ones are still there like we went into hollister and abercrombie and they're all just urban outfitters oh abercrombie is way different but in the all like you don't even need the different stores because you go into any store. It's the same. Yeah. There's just one look and, and what are you either? You'll like the, I got no problem with the look,

but it's just like, why do we have 12 different stores where you could just go to get this one fit, like aged t-shirt stores at all. Just buy it online. Yeah. Mike, you're so into, you've always been a tech guy.

You love the latest gizmos. I love the latest gizmos. And I would rather an AI do my fellow man's work. Yeah, I wouldn't mind an AI hosting my fucking podcast. Hey, that'd be nice. Have you seen the Amazon Style Store? Amazon Styleys continues. Oh, like a physical store? It's like an Amazon clothing store.

Yeah. And you go in. You just grab stuff and walk out. And you look at it and you're like, yeah, I'll try on a medium of that and a 32 of that. And then you go to the changing room and it's there. Why would I try on a 32? It won't fit. It'd be tight as hell.

Pick a number, Tim. I don't know. Oh, Jesus Christ. 34. Okay. Okay. Fine. You can squeeze into a 32 from, Tim. I don't know. Jesus Christ. 34. Okay. Okay, fine. You couldn't squeeze into a 32 from a 34? I'm barely squeezing into these 34s.

I'll tell you something. You're at a 34, Tim? Well, I wear 34 in jeans, but if I'm wearing like a nice pair of slacks that's got to look nice, it's a 36. I went to, I don't know if we covered this, but when we went to our friend Joe's wedding in Santa Barbara, I got home and I put on, I was like, all right, I should try this suit on just to make sure, at least making sure it's clean.

But you were going to wear a gray jacket and black slacks. That's right. I could not get these things even close to buttoning. It was insane. Those pants are just ridiculous, man. The pants are nuts. What's up with those things, man? And I was like, wow, this is weird. So then I

Weird. I know the problem is But then I went, I was like, I think the problem is a little too much Taco Bell. No, Arby's. I was like, I haven't worn that suit in years. Let me try this suit I've worn within the last year. Put it on. That was tight, years. Let me try the suit I've worn within the last year. Put it on.

That was tight, too. And that's the one I wore. And it was just like, hey, Jeff was with me as we were trying them on, getting ready for the event in the hotel room. Yeah, it was a team effort. I was just like, oh, my God, this sucks. So you show up. You share a hotel room with Jeff. You're snoring at night.

He's recording it. Then you wake up in the day. You try to put your suit on. It doesn't fit. I'm helping him put pants on? I didn't sign up for this. I wanted to save money on the room. I remember you guys arriving.

You arrived at that wedding. Mike's suit fit him tight and good. And Jeff was just exhausted, covered in sweat, hadn't had a wink of sleep. Mike struts out of the Uber. I'm like John Candy in that Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Terrible.

Have you ever tried laying down while you button up your pants? Because that's what women in commercials do. Oh, Rudy Giuliani sort of did the reverse of that, I think, in a movie. Yeah, in a movie. Yeah, I remember that movie. Wait, what?

Oh, God. A movie. Yeah, it helps to lay down, I that's what they say yes so well because otherwise otherwise you're standing up yeah it's true something else was standing up in rudy well anymore any well is hey hey is there any more pertinent booze news for some booze news here. Wow. Oh, my God. Okay. Turtles. Turtles? Street Fighter 2.

No! We had that at my dad's pizzeria. I know. Yes, yes, yes. Well, you might have noticed I have a lot of Street Fighter 2 sounds just because it's a folder on my computer. I think this is the first time. You got this and you do Zelda a lot. Yeah, i have a zelda folder as well yeah i do the street fighter two sfx folder did that come pre-loaded on computer like a u2 album on an iphone yeah

when you get it when you get the new macbook pro well that's it for booze news. I'm excited to hear about this drink of the day. Oh, yes. The sea breeze you've had. No. Never had. You've heard. Have heard. I have heard.

I guess. I mean, you've been to the sea. You felt the breeze. Sure. Okay. Well, the long and short of it is this. There's basically a whole family of 1980s cocktails that are like vodka and juice i would say that the the golden boy the patriarch is vodka cran the

cape codder which i thought i'm gonna say screwdriver oh we should do screwdriver we did the harvey wallbanger i think the screwdriver goes back even farther but i'm talking about um this is a sort of we we i did a brilliant history of it in our cape codder episode and people can listen to that but like it's sort of a creation of of ocean spray that then split off to these different drinks the wildest one of which being sex on the beach which we've also done in the pod which has a few more ingredients. But whenever you're having, you know, you drink a cocktail and people like to say, hey, you know, you swap out this ingredient for that ingredient. Now it's called this.

Anytime I get a cocktail, I look to the people around me and say, I don't need anyone to chit chat with me. See, I do the opposite. How I make friends. I turn around and say, what are the swaps? What do we got? Let me guess. The gin goes out, the mezcal goes in wow thank god you you ask them and then uh berate them when it's like oh wow yeah well there's a lot of people slop heads you're excluded from this you're cool but there's a lot of people on this earth that their sole reason for existing

is to swap in mezcal for other yeah yeah about it yeah um and give it like a meme name uh a meme meme a meme like name oh meme oh meme i thought you pick me you're a bit of a pick me i think i'm kind of a pick me but whenever they're like uh we actually serve a tie me up daddy it's sort of our my tie it's like fuck off i hate that shit i'm embarrassed to say those and i feel quite silly anyway back to my family of 1980s cocktails i was talking about it's like oh you swap this it's a bay breeze you swap this it's a hawaiian breeze you swap this it's a malibu breeze we covered we read through the list of it when we've done like sex on the beach fuzzy navel cape codder they're all in this family they're juicy summery

beachy drinks that peaked in the 80s petered out during the 90s they're kind of known to be deemed a little bit like girly drinks but here on our podcast we don't gender our we don't make such distinctions people say they're basic maybe a little little basic. Yeah. And you saying that is based. Oh, wow. Way to go, Mike. Is that good base? I don't know what that means. Based is good.

We talked about it here. Mike, you are goaded, dude. Goaded? It means you're legit. Yep. I'm fucking going goblin mode these days a lot. Okay. That's me in therapy how have things been Michael?

I went goblin mode three times this week and I like it you're really lucky because my therapist has been pretty cringe lately ooh and I stood up and I said to her hey you're sus

you're sus you're sus and you suck no cap no cap you're sus can i talk about the bay no yeah yeah the sea breeze yes go ahead throw down king you may this one sounds good vodka cran grapefruit i like getting a little bitter thing in there in the mix because when we had vodka cran the the lime was pretty important so I think this grapefruit would be important. Also, Seabreeze, let's be honest, great name. That's a very good name for a cocktail. I already feel relaxed. I feel relaxed.

I'm picturing pastels. Me too. Here's the history of this particular one. Harry Craddock, a.k.a. the other Harry, not Harry of Harry's Bar, who was in Paris, but there was a contemporary harry we've talked about a lot over in london at the savoy hotel in the 1930s he put out a book um called the savoy cocktail book and he had a drink called the sea breeze cooler and it had gin apricot brandy

grenadine lemon whoa cut to america the 1950s cranberries are a bust industry okay there's been some bad pr because of an herbicide incident uh and like the news was like don't don't eat cranberries and and it's a bad time for cranberry farmers but then the cranberries cranberry growers collective rebrands as oh i don't know ocean know, Ocean Spray. Ever hear of it? Yes. And they got a bunch of Don Drapers working for them real hard to figure out how to sell Crayon. And they think the drink mixers are going to be their big thing. This is late 50s going into the 60s.

Tim, I'll take it from here. They put a guy on a skateboard playing Fleetwood Mac. Yeah. From the 50s until 2019, they're in the office thinking of that idea. It took them that long. They invent TikTok. They invent skateboards. We got to get Dogface out there.

They compose a Fleetwood Mac song for it. No, so Ocean Spray is just coming up with these drinks. They say, hey, have a harpoon, a.k.a. like the Cape Cod or Vodka Cran. One of their originals that they push real hard and it works is the sea breeze they kind of took the name from harry craddock and made a similar drink but it's vodka cranberry grapefruit it's kind of a mash-up of the cape cod and the salty dog which we haven't done yet salty dog is never heard of that one vodka grapefruit i only know it because rip torn drinks it on the larry sanders show i didn't like harry

craddock's version anyway too many ingredients yeah it's a lot of stuff i've forced too many it's not relaxing i don't have tons of apricot brandy on hand i'll be honest um but the ad wizards pulled it off it does catch on it grows slowly it peaks in the 80s um we're talking the dark ages of cocktails right bartenders don't like this time it's like martinis and old fashions are out right juicy juicy drinks too sugary are in and but here on the pod we're not going to judge until we drink the motherfucker here's the iba recipe 40 milliliters vodka 120 milliliters cranberry juice 30 milliliters grapefruit juice build all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice garnish with orange zest and cherry i think it sounds good i think it sounds like a cape codder but a little bitter i think it'll be a good

daytime by the pool there's a lot of cray in there. Yeah, well, how does that break down to shot glasses? Okay, well, an ounce is 30 milliliters. So that's a little tricky. But then what four ounces will give us 120 milliliters and then one ounce. So I don't know, Mike. A lot of time a shot glass shot glass will be an ounce and a half, 45 milliliters. But what do you got, a jigger or a shot glass? Oh, I know what I'm doing.

I'm just for the listener. Oh, he's playing the dummy, Tim. I love that. For the people at home. Oh, hey, I got a question. How many shot glasses? What does that mean? I got a hole in my boot and I'm sinking on my toe.

Yikes. These are my toe. Yikes. These are our listeners. Yow. Yep. I will say I think I'm going to like this drink. I am going to. It's going to have to be difficult for me to say this is not. I'm going to guess it's going to be a Stone Cold Classic.

Wow. Already? Mike, we're only 30 minutes in. It seems like one of those types of drinks. Sweet drinks do well on this pod. They don't go well with a lot of the kind of... Sweet drinks do well on pod. Mike, you're like Babe Ruth pointing to the bleachers,

or at least the outfield. What? You know, if Babe Ruth is a little more conservative, I'm going to drop a bloop anywhere out there. At least the outfield. The very least. It ain't a bunt.

Not that much. All right, folks, we're going to go stir these up. No shaking involved. I'm not building glass. Very nice. Building glass. And we'll see you after the ads.

Sweet drinks do good on pod. And we're back! Talking sea breezes. Mm-hmm. I love opening a half gallon of grapefruit juice to use 30 milliliters. I got the last one at Albertsons. I was like, I hope Tim got his already.

I must have been right there before you. I bought two of those little 12-ouncers. Oh, two? That's what you should do. Now, that looks good. Oh, yeah. Looking good. I did an orange slice instead of a twist because I thought it was more 80s.

Yeah, I think that's good. Yeah. I didn't have a highball glass. I got this little. That's okay, Michael. Do you, babe. I got to take my sip. Yeah, let's sip.

Sips. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Timmy likey. That's nice. Hmm. I'm getting the vodka. It's not too juicy. Not too juicy. I'm getting the vodka. I'm getting that a little the grapefruit

is a nice little hint in there. That's good. Yeah, because the grapefruit and cranberry, they're both bitter. So this is kind of a nice little hint in there. That's good. Yeah, because the grapefruit and cranberries, they're both bitter. So this is kind of a nice little treat. Yeah, this cranberry. Yeah, I'm used to a lime on the old Cape Cod. Or a lime being the accompaniment for anything cranberry. I can see I'll put a lime in here, too.

Hey, and you know what? Online, I see a lot of limes on sea breezes. Huh. You joke, but I actually heard about a guy who put a lime in a coconut. here too why not hey and you know what online i see a lot of limes on sea breezes huh you joke but i actually heard about a guy who put a lime in a coconut uh this is nice and refreshing i need it as these these hot balmy nights oh i've got it i have a grapefruit juice question for you fire away away. Back in the 80s, they were probably using like yellow ass grapefruit juice. And then when we were kids, all grapefruit juice turned into ruby red.

It's all ruby red. I got ruby red here. Wait, Mike, did you use name brand ruby red for your drink? No, I think it's Tropicana. I have Florida's Natural. The label is... I have Signature Select. It's not very good.

You know what I was thinking as I was making this? Another Popo No No No drink is take this Tropicana, 12 ounce of cranberry juice, get yourself a vodka nip. You take a swig and pop in the vodka. Nobody knows. I'll tell. Nobody's got to know. Get yourself a vodka nip. You take a swig and pop in the vodka. Nobody knows. I'll tell. Nobody's got to know.

Tim, don't. Don't narc. Nobody knows. I need a thing, and I think narking could be my thing. I don't really have much going on. My thing is Seabreeze drinks. Yeah. My thing, I was going to start an Instagram called Narc in the Dark, and I lurk around at night

and I narc people out you tell on people without lights on? like Batman I'm just like Batman but I just see things and then I go to the police and I say someone was smoking a J it's okay it's legal the mildest

I'll be back fuck you copper fuck you copper this. Fuck you, Copper. This is nice. Yeah, not bad. It's okay. If you don't have lime, you're having a vodka crème

and you don't have lime, you go with the grapefruit. But then again, who has grapefruit? Yeah. Yeah, nobody has grapefruit around. I would drink this without the vodka in it it's that good wow what would be the point getting that good juice taste getting that juice these are two good juices together in the same glass with ice you bring up a good point though because i have i do think about this a lot. I'm a person that, other than right now, because when I bought this grapefruit juice, I was in the juice refrigerator where I never go.

And I was like, I'm going to get some Pog passion fruit orange guava juice. Guava, yeah, yeah, sure. Pog! And it's delicious. But other than that, so right now I've got some pog in my fridge. But other than that, all the liquids I drink, water, coffee, booze, M-Drive, they all serve purposes. That's a powder, though. You're drinking the liquid. You're drinking the water.

Yeah, but it's giving me that drive, baby. That's true. All the liquids that I ingest have purposes and when i see an adult drinking a liquid that just that doesn't have caffeine in it and and like you know oftentimes i'll hang out with uh mitch our friend mitch or our friend ben you know two wonderful guys but they're drinking sodas and they're like choosing sodas like sprite and i like, interesting to just see an adult man drinking a Sprite. Just because it tastes good. It's like the candy bar thing.

Yeah. I'll tell you what I did. Remember we were talking about candy bars today. I got a package of six fun-sized baby roots. Wait, you could buy only six? I thought it was a whole bag. Yeah, I don't know. It was in a little sleeve.

Because I was at the grocery store. I was getting my groceries, and I was feeling a bit sweet toothy in the candy aisle. Michael! I was looking for a big one, though, and I couldn't find one. And so I got this sleeve of six packs. I got home, I ate two of them. That's good, because they're for a discerning Baby Ruth enjoyer who wants to parse them out over time. Ooh, they were so good.

Actually, I will say, it must be a supply chain thing or something, because they didn't taste exactly right. Maybe they substituted, like, turds for the chocolate or something. Yeah, maybe. Hopefully not. Does the Baby Ruth still have the dick vein on top? Like, they got rid of the dick vein in the... I'm not going to dignify that with an answer. The dick vein on top. It got rid of the dick vein I'm not gonna dignify that with an answer the dick vein

on top it's not a penis question it's more of an artery question yeah then just say vein I'm talking blood vessels here man do you not want oxygen brought to different parts of your body via blood via blood

wait so what were you saying? You think it's weird that people drink something because of the taste? I do. Okay. I think you need to maybe pull back on those specifics. Well, here, let me tell you something. Food feeds you, you know? Water hydrates you.

Caffeine, cow coffee. Ooh, that could be a good drink. Caffeine. It's coffee with caffeine. I'm surprised I haven't seen that. Caffeine cow coffee. Ooh, that could be a good drink. Caffeine. It's coffee with caffeine. I'm surprised I haven't seen that. Caffeine. Caffeine. Ooh, what are you drinking? I'm having a caffeine. No, you don't think it's funny when an adult

drinks a liquid for no reason? Sprite's not hydrating you. It's not waking you up. It's not giving you a buzz. It's not giving you nutrients. It's just liquid in your mouth because you want it. Your rebuttal, Mike? My rebuttal is I don't pay that much attention to people

what's going in and out of people's mouths. And I think it's high time Tim sticks to his own mouth. See, other people would say the same thing about a guy who eats 30-odd ribeye a year. Oh, you're talking about my protein boosts? Yeah.

Yeah. I remember eating those. These are happiness boosts for people. Serotonin. Why do you need happiness boosts from food? Why can't you just get nominated for an Emmy or two WGA awards? There's other ways to be happy, folks. I guess so. Some some people you know or if

you're feeling generous you could bring a starbucks traveler and bring coffee for the entire cast and crew of a music video shoot you know what i think we should do don't you dare say what your favorite is but we should do best juice on the blowout oj uh uh kawaiian punch oh okay i would actually i was doing an oj simpson joke i didn't want you to think my on the blowout. OJ. Kauai and Punch. Oh, okay. Actually, I was doing an OJ Simpson joke. I didn't want you to think my favorite juice is Orenthal. I would probably say cranberry juice. That would be a bad blowout anyway. Well, that would be cranberry juice cocktail, though.

No? Oh, yeah. Did you guys use... I used Ocean Spray cranberry original cocktail. Yes. Yeah. What's the difference between cranberry juice and cranberry cocktail? I know but there's a million fucking cranberries well cranberry juice is almost undrinkable it's just made from cranberries right so cranberry juice cocktail has high

fructose corn syrup and water in it i had a bottle left over from it's it must be expired because it was from like when we did the cape cotter yeah same. I dumped that one out and got a new one. Well, I didn't. I had a little six-pack of little bottles, so one of my little bottles was still around. Oh, that's the move. You know what I was thinking I'm going to do for the next round? I'm going to invert the amounts for the cranberry and the grapefruit. Whoa.

Grapefruit stylies. That's a ton of grapefruit. I would do that. I mean, I have a jug of grapefruit juice I'm going to dump down the drain in a couple weeks. No, don't! Save it. I'll eat it. I'll drink it when I'm in town. You just arrive and right away

stand at the fridge and chug the whole thing. Thank you, Jeff. Yeah, you know what? I think I'm going to go split-so. Half crayon, half grape. Thank you, Jeff. Yeah, you know what? I think I'm going to go split. Splitzo. Half crayon, half grape. Should we do that now? Yeah, I think we should.

Can I say something? Here's what I'll say. I bet a lot of times people go into a bar and say, I want a Seabreeze, and they just get our handed cranberry and vodka. No. I bet that gets switched in bartenders' moms. I know in certain bartenders' minds, I bet it's easily translated into just that. Oh, why? Because you disrespect bartenders? No. You little morons?

No. What about celebrity bartender Jack Schramm? No, no. I love Jack Schramm. He's talking about low-performing bartenders. I think it's an easy one through the oral tradition to get down into a fast-paced bartender is like, oh, yeah, I learned that drink. It's just boop, boop, and I'm done. Tell you what, I bet it gets confused, is getting peach juice in there somehow, like a fuzzy navel, sex on the beach type thing.

That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking of the sex on the beach, the bay breeze, the fuzzy navel. Yeah, you're going to get all these mixed up. Well, but we won't get mixed up when we come back after these messages. The only thing that gets mixed up on this show is the drinks. We'll be right back after this. No, you're good at this. I just do want to say before I lose it, as a joke,

I'm just sort of hit me right now. This could be good. What do you call a peach on an aircraft carrier? What? A fuzzy navel right so right something to think about while we make the second round and we're back with round two, Sea Breezes. Mike, did you do that flipper? I did the inverted, yeah. He's doing the inversion.

Ooh, that's very good. He likes it. I'm into it. It's kind of a salty dog with just a little pink crayon blast. It's funny that cranberry is is what would you call it? Tart? Yes. It's not like sour.

And then also grapefruit is tart. Yeah. Yeah. I've never fully wrapped my head around bitterness and sourness. Right. I say tart when it's both of those. I feel like they could both be tart, but they're opposite. And then you get sweet tarts?

The four tastes are bitter, salty, sour, sweet. Tart is not one of those, so I think you can use tart for sour or bitter. Hey, don't forget the fifth taste. Umami. Umami. Umami. I like umami. Umami. This is good. Umami. Umami. Umami. I like umami. Umami.

This is good. Umami. This is a good drink that you can dial up or down with that grapefruit. I'm even using kind of crap bottom of the barrel grapefruit, and I'm liking it. It's a casual drink. I'm going to order these a lot more, I think. More than you have been? Yeah, zero times. I i'll order one time going from not had to um i keep trying to think though of like before we

got into this episode i was like how am i gonna remember how to make this going forward yeah it's not complicated oftentimes checks that check the very handy sloppy boys instagram yeah that's good but me i was looking for like, is there like in media, maybe like some sort of shorthand, like a mnemonic device. Oh, that'd be helpful. That I could just sort of like, oh, how do I do that? And I could just maybe bring out the iPod or the Zune and press play. Johnny Mnemonic.

Remember how to do it. That would be very helpful. I agree. I wasn't finding anything, but then I did find like a song from the 70s or a version of a song from the 70s that might actually help. Okay.

Okay. How did you get it? Do you have it? Yeah, I researched around. I actually have the MP3. Oh, dope. I saw you down at the library researching. You guys want to hear it?

Yeah. Yes, I'd love to. We talked about it this much. I think we should... Summertime, you know, it's got me thirsty. I need something that won't take a lot of time Got my fruit, the ice is in the freezer Gonna make a perfect drink for Friday night Seafreeze makes me feel fine Cranberry vodka, grapefruit in my mind

See, that's what made me think. Yeah. Yeah. Sea breeze makes me feel fine Garnished with orange or cherry or a lime Interesting.

What the fuck? We're gonna do it like our dads. What the? Tiny Tony. Oh, yeah. Sir Slime. It's slime time, bitch. What the?

Stills and Crosby Jr. Yeah. Grapefruit and cranberry in our glass. And in the vodka just like our dads. Even though they told us to stop, they left the studio unlocked. Snow on my nose, sea breeze on my lips. Our dads had a single and we made it a hit. Now your girl wants me to fuck her till I put her on the wrist. So you can sit for the breeze and you suck my dick. I believe every man should get grapefruited. When you grapefruit your man, it's going to feel as if you are giving him head and fucking him at the same time.

I think the next president needs to be a lot quieter, but send a signal that we're prepared to act in the national security interests of this country to get back in the business of creating a more peaceful world. Please clap. Guys, I'm so sorry.

What just happened? I can't believe it. What version was that? I was looking at it and I thought it was Seals and Crofts, but I pulled out the, you know, the tab that says Artists. This is actually credited as Seals and Crofts, but I pulled out the tab that says Artists.

This is actually credited as Seals and Crofts Jr. Oh, Jesus. So we all know about Dr. Benedicto and Lil' Thrilla. Yeah. Thank God we haven't heard from them in a long time. And wait, there was another one. There was Peeny. There was tiny Peeny.

Lil' Peeny. Yeah, Lil' Peeny. Young Stunner and little Petey maybe? No, no. Young Sniz. This was in the Cape Codder episode because I remember they were rapping about going out on the Cape. Professor Pecker and Young Sniz, I think, was the other one. So now, the strangest thing to me is like Seals and Crofts is a duo.

Yeah. So then Seals and Crofts Jr. is also two guys who are the two kids of the original. I mean, Tim, your guess is as good as mine. I thought it would maybe be like Seals Jr. and Crofts Jr. Right, right. They just recredit. It's just Seals and Crofts Jr. And then it seems like their names were Tiny Tony and Sir Slime.

It seems like that. Sir Slime. I didn't get Sir Slime, but I was so taken aback by the shift in the song that I didn't know what was going on. I was laughing. I was distracted. I missed some of the more vulgar lyrics. Did you catch us, Jeff, something about how they flowed?

It was really crass and really confusing. I think one of them, I don't know if it was Sir Slime or Tiny Tony, said something about, your girl wants me to fuck her till her butthole rips. I heard. That's what I heard. I didn't understand that. It was something along those lines.

It was something about that. But it was about Seabreeze also. I don't know. It's just so weird because it's like this nice pastel colored drink think about that and then but it was about sea breeze also ah i don't know a lot to part because it's like this nice pastel colored i know drink you drink at the beach and then now we're talking about orifices ripping and tearing and needing stitches even and that as if that was the plan too that's right what's so disturbing about it yeah, the girl would want that. That's amazing. I'm... Not to kink shame,

not to kink shame. No, not at all. But the thing to me is they got in there because their dads loved the studio on Locked. I thought it was... You don't hear that often

about how an artist gets into what the access level is. Yeah, I only know them for that one song and it's so weird they have a studio that they own that they have to keep

under lock and key at all times. Well, my impression and this is just what i my hunch i mean i guess again you did the research you did the research is that um i first i was like they their dads told them not to i don't know maybe drink like they seem maybe young underage well one of them's tiny one of them's tiny and then the other one maybe has a high voice or maybe that is tiny tony but then i was like did the parents tell them not to drink or not to be in the studio recording music right and i would like to think they told them not to be recording music and not to drink around the equipment too

it's yeah i mean it depends on their age of junior the junior guys yeah you can be a junior and be like 40 right right. Right. Hmm. Huh. Well, that was very exciting. It's always nice to hear new artists. I like them a lot. I like that. You do?

I liked it. I thought it was cool. Oh, so you liked that? Because usually, you know. I thought we were all on the same page that we didn't like this sort of thing. Professor Becker and Lil' Sniz and Dr. Benedict. Well, you typically don't like those guys. But this one you do.

I can't stand them. This was good to me. This sounded good. Because they worked in the political drops really nicely. They worked those in. They had a good please clap into a clap breakdown. And Mike, when that clap breakdown came in, I was looking at you in your Zoom stream.

You were bouncing. Yeah, I was. My head, I thought my neck was going to break. I was moving so damn much. And that Yeah, I was, uh-huh. My head, you know, I thought my neck was going to break. I was moving so damn much. And that other viral video was, I don't know if you guys know Grapefruit Lady? Yeah. Yeah, we know Grapefruit Lady. They redid it on a girl's trip.

Did they? I believe so. I think Tiffany Haddish does it. What? I'm writing a book called From Grape Lady to Grapefruit Lady, Tim's Two Favorite Videos. It's going to be a kind of short book. It's a coffee table book,

beautiful photography. Well, I mean, let's just put that in the past, whatever that was. Sure, whatever that was. I might download that myself and take a listen. That was good.

But for now, would you guys want to weigh in your final thoughts on the sea breeze? I like it. I would have it again. I would order again, but specific context for me, I got to be by a pool. It's a day drink.

I'm not. Oh, I seals and Crofts jr. I think mentioned something about Friday night. This is not a Friday night drink for me. This is a Saturday at noon in the hot, hot heat. Well, Stills and Crofts Jr., they do things kind of all

types of backwards. This is definitely an Oregon for me, both ways, inverted or not. And I'm naming it Stone Cold Classic, and for me, the drink of the summer. Preposterous.

Preposterous. I love it. Yahoo! Is it necessary for people, when they order this at a bar, do they have to say, I'll have a sea breeze, no inversion? Uninverted. Can I have an uninverted sea breeze? Oh, my God.

My mouth is watering from this uninverted sea breeze. Yeah. This is so great. Just wasting people's precious breath to ask for a drink uninverted. At a busy bar, yelling it out over other people to the bartender, uninverted. And then once you get it and drink it, thanks so much for making this uninverted for me. It's great. What's your name?

I want to mention you to the manager. Like, oh, sorry, I heard inverted. Let me make that again oh i couldn't tell the difference on on and then music's so loud you're closing out the end of night you write that you put a big tip and you put a little smiley face and you say thanks for the un-inversion that could be cool though if it's like commercials for series like what's your version my version is inversion yep yep yep yep what if there's like commercials for series like what's your version my version is in version yep yep yep yep

what if there's like a cool like um maybe like a Megan the Stallion and she and she looks at the camera she takes her sunglass off and she says the only version is in version yes

that's good and she'd be doing that on? TV. The commercial. No, primetime NBC special. Super Bowl. Oh, Super Bowl. Oh, Super Bowl. Hey, you got to pay.

That's like a million dollars a minute on the Super Bowl. She can afford it, please. Ah. Ah. Ah. That was. Ah. She seems like one of these women who would want her anus ripped by one of these juniors.

I wonder if Tiny Tony and Young Slime know... What's his name? Sir Slime. Sir Slime. I wonder if they know Meg. Meg V. Hey, time will tell. I hope not, actually.

I hope time won't tell. Was she... Was Meg Stallion Team Wop? Oh, yeah. Yeah, she sure was. Good. Okay. And I believe she was Team Edward before that. Stop.

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Yeah? What do we got coming up on questions for Lennon? For August we got the very funny Sandy Honig. You know her from Three Busy Debras? Oh my god! Very funny. This is one of the busiest Debras you'll ever meet. Nice get, dude. The episode is funny. Nice get, dude. The episode is funny. Gotta get

funny. Now here's my question to you, Jeff. I don't know if you, uh... Yeah, it's a statement. I don't know if you said if you were in order again. Oh, I didn't even get my... Did you? No, I didn't even get final thoughts. Folks...

Well, you were so kind of frazzled by your MP3 blunder. Yeah. You know, I really tried to bring in something like calming and informing, and then it just blew up in my fucking face. But I would order this again, and for me, it's an anytime. This is 24 hours a day. Wow. But not the drink of the summer, Mike.

Let's be real. Okay. That's your opinion, man. Big Lebowski. Miramax. So wait. Now, wait a minute. Seals and Croft, I was listening to that song.

I was expecting them to name the amounts to put in. Because that's the thing I don't think I would remember. Right. Because they said pretty much the same lyrics as Summer Breeze. They said, Sea Breeze makes you feel fine. Still just the same thing that a Summer Breeze does. A Sea sea breeze makes you feel fine still just the same thing that a summer breeze does a sea breeze makes you feel fine yeah yeah then they listed off the ingredients but no measurements yeah because the thing about this drink that i'm

gonna forget is measurements i'm gonna forget about how it makes me feel you know for me it's just like a rule of thumb like when when i was trying to find something. Oh yeah, like 41-20-30. Yeah, you know, it's like you're not going to find the perfect song. Right, right. We're lucky to have any songs that we find match up to any of the drinks we make. Sure. Like Drambu doesn't tell you how much Drambu we need to put in. Right, right, right, right.

It doesn't? I don't think so. A, B, C, D, E, Drambu! Oh, that's it. I'm right, right, right. It doesn't? I don't think so. A, B, C, D, E, tram, boo! Oh, that's it. I'm back on Gale, man. Livrod is dead. Gale is back. Dead and buried. Fuck you. Damn. I got Chick Drev's

license right here. Shit. Goodbye, folks. Later. Bye, folks. shit goodbye folks later bye folks