The Sloppy Boys - 95. Bay Breeze

Episode Date: August 12, 2022

The guys make one very similar to last week's.BAY BREEZE RECIPE1.5oz/45ml Vodka3oz/90ml Cranberry Juice1.5oz/45ml Pineapple JuiceBuild all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Stir briefly to combine and garnish with a lime wheel.Recipe via Liquor.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys, where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton, along with Mike Hanford. Hello, Jeff. Hello. And Tim Kalpakis. What is up? We're your hosts, the Sloppy Boys. Ooh! We certainly are are that was a nice simple intro tight i'm tight tight hello hello and what is up and what is up now let's get to

the drink yeah let's get to the final thoughts and get out of here um you know what's going on oh mike did you look like you took a sip of your water And you wanted to remark on it I did I've seen this glass I love this glass It was way in the back of my shelf It's one of those glasses that's shaped like a can

Like a beer can? With a nice lip around the top I'll pour water in this thing and go Oh I can't wait to take sips of that Oh yes He lights up I'll pour water in this thing and go, oh, I can't wait to take sips of that. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. He lights up.

Oh, yes. I'm looking forward to this sip. Jeff, you just said that this weekend we had dinner at a restaurant and you ordered a beer and it came out and you're like, oh, my glass is shaped like a can. Tim, I have to apologize for that night. That was. Wow. That was. I loved it. I want to hear from your point that night. That was... Wow. That was...

I loved it. I want to hear from your point of view what happened. What happened? Okay. So we went to a club. Not a club. We went to Zephyr Bar. A club.

I guess it technically is because we weren't in the club room. We were in like the neighborhood bar room. Yeah. That is a club. And you know what? I had a cocktail and a beer and it was great and then we went next door for some food and i had a cocktail and a beer and then uh tim said check please and also a tequila shot and we all got tequila shots well

and she asked she was like do you want just like the little one ounce pour do you want like a two ounce pour and i was like well if you ask it like that so a shot that i didn't need came out xl sized and um and it was like a nice big two gulper oh yeah is it one of these things where they don't put it in a shot glass it's just like a in a regular like coupe glass and all yeah it was basically a tequila neat you know yeah and then we went to a third location hey wait a minute i thought you were done. Is that part a little hazy for you, Jeff? Or do you remember what went down that line?

I remember laying in the backseat of your car. It was Mookie's car, so there we go. A car. The T-Bird doesn't have a backseat, so that would be impossible. But we went to Red Lion, which is more of a German restaurant. Ooh, that's nice. Nice place to get some sausages. So from my perspective, I also was drunk off that from the bar and the dinner and stuff,

having a good time. And I go, you and Mookie get a table out in the patio. And I was like, I'll go get drinks. So I go to the middle bar. And when I'm at that German place, I love to order. They have all these weird schnapps. Like Amaro's. yeah and and i had almond or walnut schnapps there once that's exactly that's what was in my mind and i had already been all weekend i was drinking weird stuff like i had fernet mint at zebulon and i was just bartenders love it when you order

yo that was great yeah oh and i forgot about that so i did have two cocktails and a beer at the first stop i've been to i was at the grant in glassville park the night before and i'd be like what's that bottle and the guys were like so tickled to get to talk to you about an italian amaro but so anyway i knew you guys were going outside to get a patio at the german place i go into the bar and i say to the middle i I love that little, there's like a little secret middle bar there. And I say to the bar gender, I'm like, Hey,

can I get three shots of Walnut Schnapps? And she was so pumped. She pulled out of the freezer. It's nice and cold and frosty shot glasses. And she's like, turns to a drunk couple who'd been there all night. Like, have you guys had this stuff?

I'm pouring you too. And I'm taking a shot. And like, I started a whole thing. Awesome. Then I get the three Walnut shots. I'm carefully walking down the hallway past the men's room i see uh mookie go into the men's room and i'm like i got walnut schnapps and he's like oh i'm allergic and i was like oh right you're right i'm i'm sorry and he's like that's cool that's cool that's cool um well

you can have mine and i was like okay so yeah all'll have yours and let me bring this to Jeff and then it was very great it was he didn't want to like put his fingers in your business Jeff but he's like Jeff might not need one he's a good friend it was very much it was almost like you know like a married couple being like honey do you

need the last one he didn't want to shame you or speak for you but he was like maybe a married couple being like, honey, um, do you need the last one? I need one. It's really funny. He didn't, he didn't want to shame you or speak for you, but he was like, maybe, um, he said like,

you might be having all three. Ha ha ha. I see. If, if I was there, if I was in Mookie's position, I'd be like that drunk asshole. Give me that thing.

He's not, he's not drinking that. I step outside and I see the table, Jeff face down, booge. No, no, really?

Yeah. Not, not like, not like you're a passed out guy, but you face down, booge. No. Oh, really? Yeah. Not like you're a passed out guy, but you're a tired guy. Oh, yes, yes. Dignified, dignified, exhausted man. You were taking your slumber, perhaps, but you did have your head down. So Mookie's walking behind me. I put the three shots down, and I said to you,

I was like, yeah, Mookie can't have his allergic. So I guess I'm doing his and, uh, maybe I'm doing all three. And then you were like, I'll have mine. It was very funny knowing it was like Mookie's driving.

So it was all cool. And, uh, so I, I took two and then you had yours and I just liked reading it on Mookie's face. Like, Oh,

Jeff will have his. Okay. I didn't think he was going that far. I remember the taste. It was good. And also schnapps is like 30 proof, right? Or like. Yes.

It's like having a shot of wine or something. It was delicious. And I mean, in my recollection, I was bolt upright the entire evening. I was being witty. I was being fun. My spine was stiff. No, it was Mike, you know, drunk Jeff. It's like, I'm not thinking about a guy

who's passed out, but there's some yawning going on. He's looking at his phone and then the head kind of goes down. There's a lot of this conversation going on. Jeff's looking at his phone and say we're talking about the new Beyonce record or something like that.

Jeff will be like, yes. You heard something you like? Yeah. Like, oh, he is paying attention. But don't take his eyes off the phone. It's like he won't talk about just anything, but if you hit on something that deserves a response.

Last time I was at Red Lion was a couple it was during the pandemic yep it's a good pandemic patio but we were there and I had had a few I think it was when we did some walnut shots

I forget who all was there but we were Neil and Fran I know were there because I was getting pretty drunk I think we had come from a baseball game maybe

and there was a party there and they had a big like platter of sausages and cheeses and stuff out. Oh, yeah. And I came back to our table. I was like, hey, I've been eating, going by that party and eating their sausages. And Fran was like, all right, but it's the pandemic, you know. Yeah, there's still COVID.

I was like, oh, right, right. You can commit theft, but just don't get a disease. I'm too drunk to know about that. I love that place so much that I didn't mention it to Jeff and Mugi. It was my second time there that day. Oh, Tim and me. I had a sausage platter. I love that toothpicky sausage platter.

Yeah. And I've been working my way through all the schnapps. There's apple. There's all kinds of fun ones. Were you getting sort of like thoughtful nods, like respectful nods from the staff? They really are. If you want to make friends with the staff, the back of house gang,

dig deep and order something that no one orders and they want to talk about it, especially a German place or an Italian place where there's some obscure stuff going on. But they weren't giving you the sort of nod that was like, don't worry, sir, we won't tell your friends this is the second time we've seen you today tried they were like tim tim i was like shut the yes hello we're seeing you for the first time today hello my whereabouts are my business

the uh you know that's a great bar i always kind of keep an eye out for this one of my bars that's a good fezzy wig party bar oh yeah it's two levels are pretty good the top levels which is like an outdoor thing but tell you what i mean yeah the the parking lot is now a beer garden thanks to covid and it's going to stay that way in the rules but then inside i love the distinct vibes there's a there's a piano and people singing downstairs then the second level has this middle room that's kind of cavey and secret oh and it's like low ceiling and cool and and a small dining room off the small bar yeah labyrinth yeah we we went back there for mitch we were like it wouldn't be his birthday but i feel like we went and ate dinner in that

middle room yeah one time and then the back the back patio is the back patio is very much like dodger fans like because you get half i think there's a discount you get 10 off your dinner or something if you're wearing a dodger hat on the day of a game. So there's a lot of people go there. Really? If you hit a home run in the game. Yeah. If you make the all-star team,

you get a free sausage to take home. I love that place. And I particularly love the pretzels with like the pub cheese and all that shit. Um, it does bum me out that like all those sort of main food offerings are just like super oily oh yeah there's there's nothing that's like feels fresh i mean it's all like fresh as far as like

being like a bunch of different cool sausages but you're not it's just like yeah cabbages and like noodles and yeah sausages and like everything is like slippery sheen of oil on it it's totally because i were beige color it's brown to beige they have it covered i was looking at my side i was with my sausages i was like i got some not just the platter but picked some specific obscure sausages and then i was like let me get some sides of sauerkraut and that came it was so good but it was like hot sauerkraut with pork fat in it and it was like like you're saying it was like glistening fatty, uh, sauerkraut. One time me and Ben were there and we ordered the whole appetizer menu and like, we'll take his bite of each.

And they couldn't fit everything on our table. So the next table had a bunch of our plates over there. And we just put your coats on the seat. Yeah. We were like, we're going to need two tables. You know, when you, uh, if you're too big for one seat on an airline, you have to buy two. I have to sit in another restaurant. What was the other, it wasn't Walnut Schnapps.

Last time we went there, or last time I went there at the big COVID meetup, there was like an apple brandy or something. Apple brandy? Was it apple brandy? Apple brandy, yeah. Apple brandy, nuts. It was good.

Pretty dang good. Really, really good. They have one, the apple schnapps because like you said the schnapps is really low on the alcohol they have a drink called like the dirty jess and it's half apple schnapps half vodka so it kind of turns it into a shot worth taking and uh we is it named after your wife or after Jess Margera? Is that Bam's wife? That's Bam's brother.

Oh, from CKY. CKY. Bernadette Neer? Bernadette Neer. So, folks, when you're out in L.A., go to the Red Line. It's in Silver Lake. It's a stop. Do all three.

Start at Zebulon. Have dinner at Salazar. Go to Red Lion. That's how you do LA. Or you could do it, Tim. Do the lunch at Red Lion. Wrap up with a dinner at Red Lion. Wrap it up.

Kind of bookend your own. Sort of a full circle. A second dinner at Red Lion. Then I got home. Jessica had, oh, the timing. She'd ordered McDonald's and arrived as I walked in. Took down 10 nuggets to the dome. No.

Man, I love a nugget. For me, it's been Taco Bell late night. I've been on Taco Bell. It's good. Cheesy Gordita Crunch. And Mike Arby's. Yeah. I haven't had Arby's in a while. It's tough to come by. Well, when you're in LA, we're not going. I'm coming.

What? Well, Joyce, just take me there. I'll drop you off. Leave me there for the day. Pick you up in an hour. All right. I feel caught up with my friends. Hell yeah.

Shit chat like it's never been heard before. But now I want to catch up on the latest in booze news. Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip. Hit it! Oh! Too much dust on the nips. I said the dust is rust. The dust is rust. Hand on my hips.

Hand on my lips. Dust on the nips. Hand on my hips. Hand on my lips dust on my nips by Drew Pauly. And if you have a booze news theme, email it to thesloppyboyspodcast.gmail.com. I love it. I got to say, that was great. Dust On My Nips, I must have been talking about nips of liquor. I couldn't have been talking about my nips. No, no.

Cheese nips. Cheese nips versus cheese nips. Oh, yes. Because we all said we prefer its, and you were saying that nips are too dusty That's right, they got a sheen Speaking of greasy sheens Speaking of greasy sheens Martin, fucking Charlie

Fucking Tiger Blood Yeah Winning And hey, that's a good Booze News theme Because this week we're talking about Beyonce on the blowout Her new album Renaissance Check it out folks A lot of ins and outs to that one Okay, this is basically the biggest booze news one could ever

hope for whoa on earth is that a certain party rock band yeah drinks a lot and sings about drinks and has a podcast of drinks is going on a west coast tour west coast stylies folks uh you are listening to a podcast you think these guys are probably just fucking dorky ass podcasters wrong musicians wrong oh this is our this is our side hustle and hey if you liked the great atlantic blowout you're gonna love the great pacific blowout that's right that's what we're doing we paired up with indie rockers dear blanca in uh may we did the whole east coast and now by popular demand we're doing the west coast ignoring the entire center of the country for now for now no well for now for now for now we'll make our ways west coasters listen close i'm gonna i'm gonna read down we this tour is in september it goes from the the 6th to the 15th of September,

and we're going to be hitting the following cities. San Diego. Ooh. Costa Mesa. Oh. Yeah. Long Beach. Ooh.

Los Angeles. Brr. Oakland. It's getting colder as we go up. Put on your mittens as we get into LA. Oakland, baby. See, I think that's a cool move. Our Bay stop is Oakland.

I love San Francisco. We've played there a bunch, but it's kind of cool to say, hey, Bay, come on out to Oakland. It's cool out here. Hey, Bay. Hey, Bay. Bay area. Portland.

Keep it weird. Seattle, grungers. And we're kind of shutting it all down way up there in Vancouver, our first international gig, guys. Wow. That's exciting. The Couve.

That's really exciting for me. And then SoCal-wise, in San Diego and Costa Mesa, we're going to have Ray Barbie with us. In addition to that, it's your Blanca pro skater turned guitar whiz Ray Barbie. It's going to be a blast. He's great. He's a cool

dude. He's very chilled out. His music is fun. Yeah, we played with him at Alex's bar last year, right? Or many years ago now. He was fantastic. And he does some fun looping stuff. He does some... It's one guy with an electric guitar and a pedal and he does more than you'd ever imagine

he's good i think i want to for these shows i want to get some drink specials too i've been talking to this uh whiskey brand rep you guys know i've been tinkering in the test kitchen with i have this drink that's sort of like meant for the dog days of summer and uh it's kind of a late night sitting sweating on your front porch type of drink in the house oh yeah and uh so and then i've separately we've been talking to this uh whiskey guy and he's been helping me i've been talking about this cocktail with him but he he was saying like hey maybe we could wear something out for the tour so that'd be kind of cool if we have some drinks out on the tour as well this is fun come to our shows we sing we play guitars and drums we

sing i'll tell you something everyone on the east who came out to the east coast tour had a This is fun. Come to our shows. We sing. We play guitars and drums. We sing. I'll tell you something. Everyone who came out to the East Coast tour had an amazing time. Even if it was a boyfriend bringing a girlfriend or a boyfriend bringing a boyfriend or friends bringing friends. Even if the friends hadn't heard anything, they loved the shows. You just come and you have fun. We had some people come into multiple. We had some people saying hey

tomorrow night i'm going to that one too breakneck speed too we played troy new york and at night and then an afternoon show in boston see to see familiar faces between those two shows you're like man you had to wake up early and fucking speed over to boston they're like yeah i don't know why i did it yeah you guys suck This was a waste of my time anyway. I came here to tell you that the Troisler show sucked. You guys left too quickly. But as far as these live shows, Jeff, I was wondering, I was like, is there a home where people could go to find all these tickets? And I looked at the sloppyboys.com, our website, and Ticket Kick or Song Kick or something did sync up some of these ticket links already.

We have a website. Yeah, we don't do much with it. I've never been on it. We have like a bands in town widget or something like that. It was missing a couple of shows, but it would be really nice for listeners to have to not, like, if there was a place we could send them, but we'll figure it out. So it's thesloppyboys.com. And then, yeah, looks like six of the shows are listed.

How many shows is that total? I've lost track. It was eight, I believe. Nice. Yep. Well, that's going to be fun. Wow. Great.

So as of the airing of this podcast, maybe we'll have all the ticket links right on that website, and they could just go to thesloppyboys.com and spend, spend, spend. Tell your friend. Sure. But that is it for booze news yes wrap it up oh wait I wanted to see the tiniest little thing

I binge watch the show the bear you guys seen the bear yes I've seen the bear there's a mall art sign there it's a Chicago show so there's a big mall art sign that's what's happening in the world of pop culture now let's take a look at your neck of the woods there's a big Malort sign. That's what's happening in the world of pop culture. Now let's take a look at your neck of the woods.

There's a Malort sign. Jeff, take us out with some cool something. Mario 3. Yes. Very good, Michael. Good. Good. Yes.

Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink. Good. Good. Good. I was listening to it. I was like, thisink, dink, dink. Good, good. Good. What's that? I was listening to it. I was like, this is post-Mario 2. Bernie Sanders. Good, good.

Good. Well, well, well. If it isn't time for the drink of the day, I think I'll take this one today. Remember last year, last year, last week, felt like a year ago. Last week we did the drink called the Seabreeze. Yes, I remember.

You remember? I recall. I remember. We all liked it. Some of us thought it was a Stone Cold classic. And that same person said it was the drink of the summer. Yeah. Now that person, I believe, was you.

Yes. So I knew I was going to like it ahead of time. and I feel like I'm going to like this one, too. Today, we're doing the Bay Breeze. The Bay Breeze. This one, the history on this guy isn't so different than the Sea Breeze. It's basically what we covered last time, ocean spray and the Cranberry Growers Association. We're trying to get out of a funk, a low-sales funk with cranberries in the 40s. You're having a PR nightmare going on.

Yeah. So they made this drink. They made the Bay Breeze. At the same time, they were making the Sea Breeze and the Cape Codder. Not much different than that. These all, they kind of went away in the 40s and 50s, or after the 40s. Came back in the 60s and 70s. It's this era that we've talked about the dark ages of drinks it's sort of the uh not much juicy very

simple to make it's like splash splash chug um i'll tell you i'll tell you what we got in this thing just so we can uh right and tell you about some variations and stuff. Very simple. This is the Bay Breeze. It's one and a half ounces vodka. Yeah. That's vodka. 60 milliliters.

60. 45. 45. It's a shot. 45. It's a shot of vodka. 45 milliliters. Three ounces cranberry juice. Love that.

One half ounce pineapple juice, garnished with a lime wheel. So this is exactly what the Seabreeze was, except for just switch out the pineapple juice, or the grapefruit juice from last time with pineapple juice. Exciting, because in a vacuum, I prefer pineapple juice to grapefruit juice. Yes. No, I can't say how it's going to bounce off all the other ingredients. Yeah. How did you, what kind of grapefruit juice did you get?

Florida's Natural, last week. Sorry, not grapefruit. What did you, pineapple juice for this week? Dull. Dull. Yeah, just like little cans. Yeah, small cans. Here's, you know what fucking rules?

Six small cans. I was all ready to have to walk over to the grocery store, but I said, let me check my cabinet. One little can of pineapple juice sitting right there. out nice the best feeling this is one of those things the pineapple juice thing is one of those where i'm like all right i know it takes me a second i'm like what am i looking for here am i looking for a bottle of something what right and i went over to where i got the cranberry juice it's was like, no, this doesn't ring a bell. And all of a sudden it hits me like, yes, they're little cans.

Where the hell are those? Because I just know that I've seen them somewhere. Because you can get the nice not from concentrate jug. Yeah. I'm sorry, like a glass bottle. It's like organic. And you know it's going bad. It's honestly not that much better.

Dole does a good job of doing that shit. Because the small cans are also not from concentrate. That's good-ass pineapple. Right. They're good. Ooh, I'm looking at them right now. And I got a lime today. I usually forget the garnish.

Wait, you're looking at them right now? I'm looking right over there. Ooh, six of them right in a little box. I forgot a lime. Fuck, I have no garnish. What do I do? The garnish, I never read past just the ingredients. It's like garnish for this and that. I said, well, I don't have it. Well, I just no garnish. What do I do? The garnish, I never read past just the ingredients.

It's like garnish for this and that. I said, well, I don't have it. Well, I just don't have it. This, so the Bay Breeze, what else can I tell you? There's not much going on here, except for the drink is also called sometimes the Downeaster. The Hawaiian Sea Breeze makes sense. Okay. And this one I did not understand.

The Paul Joseph. I don't know who that is. You look him up. Two apostles. No? Hmm? One apostle and one dad. Oh, he was a good dad. The only thing I came up with,

Paul Joseph, was a man named Paul Joseph Watson who is a British far-right YouTuber. That must be. So I don't see your guy. This drink is, well, it really, there's not much to it.

You can't just type in Paul Watson and get anything. Come on the pod and defend yourself. Paul Watson. No, that's Paul Joseph. The takeaway with all these drinks is just like, it's just the same cluster of drink. We wanted to do it because we were just talking about it,

but it's like, if you're at a bar and someone orders a vodka crayon, now you have something to say. You know, Ocean Spray got that going, but they also got the Sea Breeze and the Bay Breeze and the Sex on the Beach. And then the person's like, I don't really want to talk to you.

And you're like, fine, I'll go to the bathroom. Okay, okay. But we came here as friends. Now we're leaving as enemies. I don't want to talk to you anymore. Yeah, but well. Things change. Off you go. enemies. I don't want to talk to you anymore. Yeah, but well, things change. Off you go. Interesting.

So I'm going to go leak the lizard. See, this is the type of reason I don't really want to talk to you anymore. You're always leaking your lizard. Not to mention draining your main vein. So here's something that would be fun for this drink. Maybe for round two. If you want to mix it up even more, you can swap the vodka for rum. You know, that makes sense because of the pineapple.

Yeah, and that feels like more of a Hawaiian tiki-ish drink. And that should be the Hawaiian breeze. Yeah, the Hawaiian sea breeze. Isn't there also one called a Malibu breeze, and it's made with Malibu? When people say Malibu, it's specifically the coconut rum, right? There's not normal Malibu. Yeah, that's what this thing says, and even for more of a twist, coconut rum. Oh.

And when you guys come out here, I'll show you a little something I call the queasy breeze. It's just sort of like an egg fart. Just sort of an egg fart. It's just sort of. Yeah egg fart. Just sort of an egg fart. It's just sort of. It's not even a drink. I'll do it in a cup for you, but it's not going to last. Gross. All right.

Let's say maybe enough quips. On to the sips. Perfect. Very nice. Very good. Folks, see you back here after the ads. And we're back with Bay Breezes. Okay, let's see them.

Let's see them. Oh, Jefferson, the lime wheel is divine. Wheels up. Michael, the lime wheel is divine. Wheels up. Michael, the lime wheel. Ooh, nice wheel. The lime wheel, it's really cool. Wait, wait. I think I realized this last week on the Seabreeze, too.

Your drinks are red and mine's brown. Yeah, what's going on? What's going on? My crayon might be old. Bad crayon? Old brown crayon. Dusty. Old crayon. Aged crayon might be old? Bad crayon? Old brown crayon. Dusty. Old crayon.

Aged crayon. Ew. It's an ocean spray crayon cocktail, but it's a year old. But you had it from the last go around. But these are small. I had two small bottles. So I had one last week and one tonight. They tasted fine when I went and took them straight to the dome, but the color's off.

It's the damn color's off. Well, let's do some sips, huh? Yeah. That might be nice. Oh, that might be nice. Oh, yeah. I'm on the island! Oh, yeah.

That's good. Now, what do you guys do with your Do you put your wedge right in there Do you squeeze it The wheel here I think if you squeeze it you're changing the recipe I uh So it's supposed to just hang out on top

It's supposed to look nice But come on Every garnish I've ever gotten I squeeze the hell out of it and I plop it Yeah but you should Sip the drink first and see if it needs any zip Yeah on the pod yeah But come on. What's in your face? Every garnish I've ever gotten, I squeeze the hell out of it and I plop it. Yeah, but you should sip the drink first and see if it needs any zip. Yeah, on the pod, yeah. On the pod, yeah. This drink needs no zip.

You got to say, this is obviously tastes good. The taste, it's good taste-wise. Why did you say cranberry juice? The taste ought not go to waste. But it's not as much of a, oh, as grapefruit and crayon i feel like that's a better combination i don't know if this combos as well i think it was more interesting to have a bitter drink whereas this one i'm not getting too much crayon and i'm tasting and i kind of knew like yeah pineapple there's so many drinks you order especially a lot of tiki drinks that shouldn't have pineapple or get loaded up with pineapple juice a lot of the time.

Just so they can taste tropical to the common tongue. Yeah, not us. Not us. Not the ACAST podcaster tongue. It's funny with these drinks. It's, you know, it's summertime and I'm hot and I just want something to be clenched in my shirt. Woo-wee!

Hey, hey, hey, all right. Thank you. That's enough. Thank you. That's enough. Thank you very much. Hot Mike Summer. I can't believe Hot Mike Summer is almost over. Hot Mike Summer isn't you sweating in your apartment. It's going to be a homely Mike fall.

These things are very refreshing, so I'm like gulping them. And because I want, I want to be refreshed. You like juice. A lot of people are. Love juice. A lot of people, they're hearing the juice and they, their guard is up. Mike says, juice me, baby. Juice away.

Yes, juice it. And cranberry juice at that. So would you say that you crave the wave? Mm-hmm. When was the first time you met somebody who watered down juice? Michael Carboni's mom, Carol Carboni.

I didn't know that. Tim says Carol Carboni, Michael. Carol Carboni, this is the first time I'm hearing about that. Mike, you can't use Carol Carboni because I already chose it as mine. Alright, alright, alright. Does she have a sister, Joni Carboni? Okay, mike says joni carboni for me it's adam mattson our buddy oh yes yes he turned

me on to white grape peach in college that's a good juice i don't know if they still make it anymore i think it's well great peach right grape peach and i was like man yeah it is really good and then uh he was like you're drinking it like full strength and i was like yeah like i've never what do you it's just juice i'm just drinking it as juice what are you talking about full strength and he's like i water it down a little bit to like because it's it's a strong taste and it just makes more of it you know but a lot of people water down juice because it's just too much sugar too much taste i mean i feel like i've learned from booze that if my juice is too intense i'll put it on ice and then i'll let it get a melt melty and drink it but for some reason it just feels strange to me to

just put bring a glass of juice up to the faucet and plop some water in there it's not much different but it i don't do that i've never heard of this club soda soda. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let me ask you this. What's going on with Tropicana 50-50? Is that just water, you think? It's like 100-calorie lighter orange juice. Got to be. And I would guess that it's just half a ball of orange juice with water in it. Damn, I don't know.

But 50% like half and half water? Yeah, you could make your own Trop 50. Yeah. Or maybe it's Tropicana 100 or 100 Cal or something. Maybe I made up with the 50-50 as I was saying it to you guys because that's what I was going to pitch. Do you guys like pulp juice? Yeah, I like to chew my orange juice.

Yeah, I'm not a pulp guy. I don't like the pulp very much. Well, you probably love Sunny D, huh guy I don't like the pulp very much You probably love Sunny D, huh? I don't, Sunny D is another one of those ones Like the little teenies Those teeny drinks, hugs or whatever Scrapey Yeah, that scrapey throat feel

I like Sunny D, man Hey, that's great No pulp Sunny D is funny because it's like But it's from concentrate and it has corn syrup and water. It's basically what fucking ocean spray did with crayon.

They took the fruit and then they turned it into a cocktail. Ah. Yep. And we're all the better for it. Sunny D also has like a milky, pearly sheen to it. It's got a thickness. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah cranberry juice has no such thickness cranberry you can see right through this stuff yeah i like the word

cocktail uh well you know when you say cranberry juice cocktail you're on the right podcast crab cocktail uh you know what makes something like some old restaurants will be like tomato juice cocktail it's like a glass of tomato juice with a with a uh lemon wedge on the side and you're like yeah serve me a cocktail baby yeah yes yes so i was also thinking uh that cock is another word for something and tail is a different word for something else and maybe there there's a sort of, I could point in a direction of sort of a, well, a sexual sort of a thing. Tim. The people at the restaurant?

Don't. Yeah. Don't worry about them. They're doing their own thing. They're doing their own food stuff. You leave them be. You get that idea in their head, they're going to start, you know, fucking the food and sending that out.

Tim, what did you say? The waitstaff is fucking the food. I just mentioned that this word cocktail has the word dick and ass in it. That's all I did. That's all I tried to do. Get off of me, you. Speaking of refreshing,

you know what I got the other day? And I'm absolutely loving it. A box of like good humor ice cream bars. Oh, ice cream sandwiches? Oh, did it have the Claire Pebble one? No, I got the cookies and cream one, like the Oreo one. Popsicle style.

Popsicle style, that's right. And I just, it's one of those things where, you know when you're in the supermarket, I spend so much time in the supermarket, I love shopping for food. Yeah. When you're walking around, and you just do that thing where you're like, I could any of this is here i could get this i could buy this

i have money i can buy this is all up for grabs it's all for grabs if you got the cash which i did man i spent a lot of time i i'll get kind of lost sometimes i'll be like holy shit i've been in here for 45 minutes what the fuck am i doing what the food is this? You know what I thought would be funny? If you're in a supermarket and you just walk by somebody's cart and take it, that's not really stealing. They haven't even bought the stuff yet. They just rearranged where the stuff is. They didn't buy it.

Yeah, that could happen to me if I looked in a cart and I saw Magnum condoms. Okay. Anything else? They did buy it. Yeah, that could happen to me if I looked in a cart and I saw like Magnum condoms. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Anything else? Magnum condoms. Anything else? Mini condoms.

This guy's got Magnum condoms and a bunch of eggplants. Long pube trimmer. Yeah, what kind of supermarket is this? You say. Magnums, wow. This is getting a little... I kind of... That would be funny to wear a magnum and just kind of let it sag, you know?

Yeah, it's like JNCOs for your dick. 90s are back. Magnums are for like goth kids with small dicks. But it's fashionable, you see? Yeah, yeah. Parents are always like, but it's not right. It's not effective. You can't wear that to school.

Come on, pull your condom up. My melty cubes have taken the edge off the pineapple, which is nice. A lot of people, pineapple will give a lot of people heartburn. It'll also burn your mouth. But it'll also make your cum taste good. Okay.

Somebody had to say it. No, because we've reached the limit. We were talking about condoms, and that's it. Well, what liquid goes within? That's it. You can't bring up a garment and not mention the liquid that goes within. Garment.

I guess condoms aren't garments. That's apparel. I've got to cop that. Did you guys ever, this was, I was thinking of this when you mentioned, when we were talking about

the Malibu rum. When I was a teenager and liquor was sort of hard to come by, I was having a pool party and my friend came by with a bottle of Cabana Boy. You ever had that? Oh, yeah. What is that? It's like knockoff Parrot Bay. Yeah. Okay.

It had a boy and it was a Cabana Boy. It was like sweet rum rum like coconut rum or something nice and uh we dropped the bottle shattered it on the concrete next to my pool no that is a bad spot for no glass around the pool and then i come by i'm doing one of my bare ass sits and then i sit yeah i'm worried about your feet um i broke a glass in here like a few months ago and like just last week i still found shards of glass it's the the the the the it's real it's the struggle yeah the struggle is real thank you the struggle is real we were hanging out with mitch one time and he was scratching his head and a piece of glass came out of his scalp do you

remember this yeah i think when he was in like uh and a piece of glass came out of his scalp. Do you remember this? Yeah. I think when he was in like a high school or something, like somebody smashed a bottle on his head. Oh. Or like college. And he got stitches. Did this happen?

Did this happen with us or he was telling the story of it? Like, did it happen? The fight did not happen with us. Okay. Like a year later, he was like scratching his head and like a little piece, piece of glass came out. The shrapnel was still in there.

Yikes. He seems like that would happen. Another time Mitch said he was laying in bed and his chest beeped. Huh? He said like his chest made like a beep sound. Like he thought it came from his phone or something, but I don't know. His chest went beep. And you were in the shower once and a penny fell out of you.

Yeah, what is going on with the guys in the body stuff? Do we take a break and make another round and try and figure out this body stuff? What's going on with the guys in the body stuff? I'm going to try one with rum. I'm going to do Bacardi rum. Oh, I love that. I had to make mine kind of big to fill the glass. Did you guys?

No. I did the normal measurements i packed as many cubes in there i always have one dry cube teetering up top yep yep all right well i might i'm gonna do some tweaks but i don't know what yet okay tweak of the week so folks why don't you take a little break we're gonna take a little break and we'll meet back here after the ads yeah we'll all break it It's break time. Break time. And we're back with round two of Bay Breezes. Mike, I did the same thing that you did with the rum.

Put rum in it. Yeah. Put a rum on it. Portlandia. Or Beyonce. thing that you did with the rum in it yeah put a rum on it uh portlandia yeah or beyonce can i take a minute with that hey i thought of something while i was making this i know we're not supposed to talk about cum on this podcast but it's a bummer for cum and other liquids inside garments it's it's a bummer for dole and liquids inside garments. It's a bummer for Dole and all these pineapple juice

places that... They can't just say that? You can't just say it. Like, imagine having a product and your product has a value proposition that must not be discussed. Yeah. The Voldemort value proposition. All the time in the boardroom, they're like, can we just

say it's jizzlicious? Can't we just do that? No. No, because we can't say jizz. Oh, what about material? Protein. Protein. Material.

What were we talking about? It was like, I got to get this material out of me. I've got this material inside me. I want it outside of me. I want it out. Improves the taste of your material. That's all they needed to say. And they should do it like, I forget what that candy commercial was,

but it was like, I like the taste of the rainbow. Like the taste of the rainbow. Oh, yeah. Improves the taste of your material. Well, it's kind of like Q-tips, how you're not supposed to use Q-tips in your ears, and that's like all their, that's the primary use. Yeah, what else would you, like makeup or something?

They say like, oh, you can like clean electronics, and it's like, well, nobody uses it for that shit. Come on. They're going in ears. That's all we use them for. They're going in ears. Ears and rears. We all know it.

Wait, what was that, Q-tips? Yeah, so maybe Dole should be like, don't use it to improve the taste of your cum. Don't do it for that. We know we're not supposed to say, but we're saying. All right. I'm taking a sip of this. Ooh, different.

Ooh. That's more tiki-ish. Maybe a more natural pairing. Yeah, I think so. Because, you know, some pairings are just unnatural. Yeah. This is one for our conservative listeners. This is good, man.

No, I thought you were going without, Jeff. Some pairings are just unnatural. The way that every commercial now that's trying to be funny is like a futuristic robot and a caveman hanging out together and they don't understand each other. It's like some pairings are just unnatural. This is like a Geico commercial or something. But not peanut butter and chocolate.

Twix and the cookie crunch. Yeah, it's stupid fucking shit, man. It's stupid fucking corporate shit. We all know what Twix is. No, I love that left Twix thing. That's funny. fucking shit stupid fucking corporate shit we all know i love that left twix thing that's funny actually there's a there's a funny little seed of an idea in there that someone had is that left twix and right twix are made at different factories that's funny yeah but when you watch

the commercial you're like what the fuck is this bullshit get turn get out of my head man it's the aesthetic isn't very good in that one no If I shot it, if I were the DP, I would have done Dutch angles and I would have done all one shot. I would have done Steadicam all one shot. Totally. I would have done a fucking, I would have done a Kubrick thing. Oh my

God. Wow. Stanley? Shit. Damn, I can't follow that. Now he's got to do it. If I was on the side of that commercial I would be like guys the vibes are off I'm off the project I will walk wow when I agree to a project I say

I will walk on to this project I will walk when it's done walk on you too alright final thoughts Michael why don't you kick it off Just like last week's drink I love this, this is going to be in order again

This is a Stone Cold Classic And a close tie For Drink of the Summer A close tie I'm going to hold your feet to the flames, Mike Which one's better? You gotta choose For the summer? For. Which one's better? You got to choose.

For the summer? For the drink of the summer? You know, I wish I had them right next to each other. Mike, isn't part of naming a drink of the summer, isn't part of the fun choosing one and not having it be a tie? No, that's what I'm saying. These two are neck and neck. We will find out by the end of the summer.

But pressed, this one is taking the lead. Really? Babe Reyes is taking the lead. Really? Bay Breeze is taking the lead. Oof. This is an order again for me, but I think that the you know, we've talked about how tastes sometimes are like coordinates on the tongue.

And I feel like last week's combination was a better set of coordinates. This one's not hitting me. Last week sunk your battleship. This is a miss. You hit my sub. Not a miss, a graze.

You've grazed my battleship. You hit my carrier. You want sunk battleship. Graze reminds me of a certain anatomy show. But on a serious note, my review is that I like the Sea Breeze better. This is an order again it's good it's an outdoor daytime by the pool drink right but i yeah i think that the the here's the thing

the sea breeze is was unique to me i've never had a salty dog so i'm not drinking a lot of grapefruit cocktails and it was bitter and it was surprising and i liked it this is absolutely delicious but when you add that pineapple you're tiptoeing towards tiki and it's just a whole world. You know what I mean? It's like, if we're going there, let's go there. I don't feel like I'm going there. If I'm going there, I want three rums and some lime and some weird fucking Don the Beachcomber powders. This is like a quick tiki.

This is a quick tiki drink. Quick freaky tiki. Quicky tiki. You know, it really brings me back to the Singapore sling. This is a quick tiki drink. Quick freaky tiki. Quicky tiki. You know, it really brings me back to the Singapore sling. That was another one where I said gin and pineapple juice. Huh. And there's a bunch of other crap in there.

Huh. But it's a good one. Wait, I was going to make one other insight. Did that one have the Dom Benedictine in it? Oh, yeah, it did. Yeah. You were saying something else, Jim. Make one more point. Not just a point. It was going to be an insight. Oh, shit. Oh, he, it did. Yeah. You were saying something else, Jim. Let's make one more point. Not just a point.

It was going to be an insight. Oh, shit. Oh, he passed out. He's gone. He's got his head down on the table, walnut schnapps. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Okay. He's going to be out for a while.

I think he might just take a sip. If you take a sip, it'll come back. Oh, I saw the insight come up the straw in your mouth It's funny to drink If you want to remember something about a drink An alcoholic drink Go ahead This is stupid

Taxation without representation is unconstitutional Don't tread on me What do you think is more common for a bar to have? Grapefruit juice or pineapple juice? Or are they just things that a normal bar isn't going to have? I think pineapple. You think so? I think I've seen more of these types of cans.

Yeah. I feel like a dive bar doesn't have either, but Tiki is pretty pervasive these days. So if I walk into Ye Rustic and I ask for one of these, they're going to be like, the fuck out of here. They'll be like, do you want 12 chicken wings? We could do that for you. Yeah, we'll give them to you in an hour and 15 minutes.

Get the fuck out of here. What does this fucking guy want? We forgot them. We dropped a ticket on the floor. Here are the wings, the best wings you ever had. Ah, thank you. And I will gleefully eat them, gleefully partake. Here's my own type of fireball that I make on my own. Dude, that was the

worst. Hey, I bought a bunch of fireball as a joke and they're just taking up space in my cabinet. So when you come out here, Mike, we'll go to the beach and drink them on the beach. That's you and me drink them. That's good. That's a good plan.

Sit him in whiskey on the beach. I think we're going to a beach one of these days. Yeah, let's go to the beach. Or the racetrack. Yes. Beach, racetrack, let's do it all. Timmy, you didn't get that Malibu beach house, did you? I blanked.

Damn. Damn. I was really hoping you weren't going to blank on that one. I blanked on a ranch. Tim, you get that thing. I'll tell you what you do. You get that thing the weekend after Labor Day. You're going to get any house you want, half the price.

Oh, that's good. Yeah. Wow. He's a power broker for the Malibu area. For rentals. That's good. Did you say we all like it? Okay.

We all like it, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, say we all like it? Okay. We all like it, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We like it, but we're sure we like the Bay breeze,

but have we heard of the Bay quiz? Oh, I had a, I think I had a heart murmur just hearing that quiz sound. They got a fart murmur. This is exciting because we did the Bay on say, uh, exactly.

Exactly. Shit. Is this going to be a Beyoncé questions oh fuck now I gotta be I gotta be up on all things Bey that's the thing I've actually never been clear on is B-E-Y I used to say Bey like she's Bey but I think they're the Beehive

and then I think she's B like Bebe can the beehive. And then I think she's B like BB. Don't want to, can't see BB on her knees. I think it's B not Bay. That's life. You guys ready for a quiz? You'd listen to the question and you'll blurt out the answers. And Tim keeps track. Sure.

And it's Bay influence. Okay. It's Bay influence questions and it's trivia. And the winner gets scratch off money for scratch off tickets. You could get rich. Oh, nice. Oh my God. I wish we had won that, that Powerball.

I didn't play, but. Oh, I've always had a weird thing where I would love to win the million millions. That'd be nice. Oh yeah. That'd be nice. Okay. Here we go. Question one.

Shake, shake, shake. This Chesapeake area crab seasoning is not exactly new. Old Bay. Jefferson. Old Bay, yes. Okay, Mike's got it. Wait, no. No, no, no.

I was way late. Wait, no, hey. I was way late. Wait, no, hey. Question number two. Yikes. The Zodiac Killer killed people all around this bay. San Francisco.

San Fran. Jefferson. Ooh. Squeaked by Mike. Mike, how did that? I got to say those faster. I got to really jump on those. Yeah, that would help.

That's lesson learned for me. Okay. You ready for this one? Yeah. Hang ten, dudes. The beaches of Los Angeles are located in this bay. Santa Monica Bay? Yes, Michael.

Wow. I never heard of that. I just took a guess. I didn't know there was a bay out there. Isn't that weird? I didn't know that until recently, too. But from Malibu to Palos Verdes, there's kind of that crescent shape, and that's the Los Angeles Bay.

It's pretty shallow of a bay. Pretty big bay, if you ask me. I Bay. It's pretty shallow of a bay. Pretty big bay, if you ask me. I don't know if it counts as a bay. Big bay. I didn't realize there were size limits on bays. But here we go. Splish, splash, burr, burr.

The Hudson Bay is located in this country. Canada. Michael ties it up. The Hudson Bay. Yep. The Hudson Bay. Wait, is that where Sully landed? No, that's the Hudson River.

The Hudson Bay, though, is where Henry Hudson was trying to, he went up there, he went all the way up the Hudson River and got there. He noodled his way in Manhattan. He went by Ellis Island and noodled all the way up the river. He went all the way up there and he was trying to find a way around the top of the world. He wanted to go up over the Arctic Circle and

the way he died, his ship just went and froze to death. And everyone died on a third trip. He tried it like three times. Was he on that boat? Oh. What's his name? Henry Hudson. That was his

obsession was getting up and over the top of the world. I think that Hudson Bay is also where Ernie Hudson busted a ghost. Yeah. Well, he busted a ghost near the Hudson River. That's for sure. Boston makes me feel good. Man man i didn't know that about henry having a chilly demise okay but enough about that

it's time for the much anticipated question five oh these are always good this is the one i've been looking forward to this is the time right now taylor smith does a thing where like track five is always her most personal introspective song it's kind of the same thing yeah that's we should do it that's a good blowout also kanye track three is a lot of where he puts like the first big power hitter damn dude such as power okay here's my most introspective question. Yeah. Hubba hubba, this sexy sodium slinger sprinkles seasoning on steaks. Salt bae. Yes! Salt bae.

Jefferson. That was your introspective question. Yeah. I wrote that one out by hand with a quill and I was crying as I went. What did you say? What was, how was he described? This sexy sodium slinger sprinkles seasoning.

Wow. That's like a real, she sells by the seashore. It's exactly. That's kind of where I took my inspiration from. I never took note of who that guy was. Was he a chef? He's salt Bay.

And that's all you need to know. I know. He he a chef? Mike, he's Salt Bae and that's all you need to know. I know. He's a restaurateur. He now owns like five steakhouses across Europe. But when the steak is like sizzling, he puts it on your table and then he does that little dinkle dinkle. And it goes off his elbow?

Yeah, bank shot, baby. No thanks. Keep your dander in your chef coat. Mike, remember we went the Comedy Bang Bang ICTV IFC TV show. Writer's Room

we did a Las Vegas trip and we went to Carnivino, a fancy steakhouse in Vegas and then the server came up to the table and said, may I carve your steak? May I carve your steak? You were so ticked all week

and you were like, may I carve your steak? May I hold the door for you? May I take your penis out of your fly in the men's room and push on your bladder? Full service. Okay. Here we go. Get your penis out of your fly in the men's room and push on your bladder. Full service. Okay.

Here we go. Question six, which is usually typically lighthearted after question five. Oh, good. S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y. Night. This song is by whom? Bay City Rollers. Michael ties it up.

Get out of here. I had no idea. I never would have guessed. You just got to know Bay. It's sort of a bae thing. I would have known that if we didn't know it was bae. Gotcha. Speaking, next question.

Speaking of Saturday night, NBC's live sketch show that airs on the aforementioned night once aired a sodium slinger sketch starring this friend of the Sloppy Boys. Dana Carvey? No. Beck Bennett. Yes, Jefferson. Beck Bennett played Salt Bae in a sketch. Oh.

Got him. I'm thinking of the fresh pepper. Is that pepper? So you were thinking of the wrong type of sodium slinger. Yeah, I was jumping on it. That would have been good, though. That would have been very good.

Sodium's close friend. Sodium's close friend? Was that Bobby Moynihan's pepper? No, I was thinking of the fresher pepper. Oh, oh, oh. But yeah, Bobby Moynihan's for sure. Do you smell pepper? There's pepper.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. Plus, not to mention the Hawaiian reggae band Pepper. Okay. On to the next question. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Live from New York, this Donald Glover collaborator once starred as Max Rebo on SNL.

Tim. God damn it. Tim Bay Packers. Fuck. Fuck. Tim Bay Packers. All right. Tied up, guys. Tim Bay Packers. Fuck. That's Tim Bay Packers. All right. Tied up, guys.

Tim Bay Packers. 4-4, and it's time for the final question. Okay. The winner takes all the scratch-off money in the Bay Quiz. I hope I get this. I think I will. The Affordable Care Act health care website experienced an influx of Obamacare enrollments. Thanks to a hilarious viral video that featured a famous joke by a six foot

tall satirist, Tim Kalpakis, whose current weight is what? Uh, one 79. I want to say four in the four hundreds. One 79 in 400. I'm going to say we're in the 400s. 179 in 400. I'm going to say, what is Tim Way?

Interesting. We gave you the guesses. Oh, Michael, you're so close. No, you get 211. 212. Oh, my God. 215. 213, Michael.

Get the fuck out of here. This is the worst quiz I've ever been a part of. Michael wins the scratch off money thanks to I earlier, this winter I mentioned on the pod that I weighed 207. I think I've been drinking too much M drive. Well, you're supposed to turn that protein into muscle. No, no, no. Muscle weighs more than fat.

Chug M drive all day, lay on the couch. Michael, you won the bay. Thank you. I'm going to take that scratch off money, turn it into Powerball money. Oh, that's pretty good. Meaning I'm going to invest. That is that right hustle mindset.

You rise and grind. That's perfect. Rise and grind, King. I can tell you've been hitting the M-Drive pretty good. Mike, you have been looking like quite the Sigma lately. Yeah, Sigma Oasis. Fish reference. There we go.

Woo, yeah. That was a good quiz. Good quiz, Tim. I really am hurting for wins, though, and it just saddens me to lose. Yeah, yeah. It's tough. When it comes to losing the quiz, that's got to be the worst part, is taking that L.

Yep. But there you have Michael flying the W. Yeah, yeah. Yep. Post the Ws. I will do that later. That's our show. Follow us on social media at the sloppy boys

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this week really fun um well that's it for breeze drinks for now, I think. We did two in a row. You want to do your egg fart Breeze? Oh, the queasy Breeze.

Yeah, that'll be just a little treat for you guys. Oh, we're not even going to record that? It's not going to be on the pod. But if you want to smell it, come see us on tour. Folks, we had a good time. We should do this again next week I love that

alright till then bye bye bay bye Give it up for your boys Give it up for your boys