The Tim Dillon Show - 260 - Prison Pen Pal
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show from a guest studio some psychopath in North Carolina get that black owl
By the way, I don't know why he doesn't do research
We walk in the house and some guys like I interviewed dead people and
I have a product where I have to interview people that are right about to cross over and this is going on so
So, you know, this this is because he doesn't do research. We're sitting here in a fucking
Someone's lair doing this show. I don't know what this is but
you know
Did you get a good feeling from the guy that brought us down here
I couldn't get a worse feeling from him
I just said he's he goes I know you guys don't like tech people, but I'm one of the good ones
That's what he said that no one who's one of the good ones ever says I'm one of the good ones then he tells us
I'm doing a
Podcast with people that are dying for my product
So he's wants to suck the last life out of human beings for his product and
And then
so thanks
thanks for
researching that
They love life the tech people they love death and they're very fascinated with it because they
Want to figure out a way to like
Extend life
Without anything good in it
That's the main goal is to just push it out as far as it could go 150 160 years and then eventually
just forever
but a completely joyless
Sexless
miserable existence
For ever for eternity. I don't know why I don't know what they're so I know it seems to be utopian for them
Like that's their idea of like a heaven is just
Yeah, that was that what he's doing here in North Carolina. Is this where the real tech people come out of is North Kaka Laki?
That's where the top tier tech people are in
North Carolina
Well, I wanted to talk about this case today, I don't really feel like doing the show today, but we're gonna do it
I
feel like
What I'm not in the students very hard for us to be on the road now and not be in the
Studio because the you know, we got to be out here doing stand-up and we're just
Barrowing studios from you know assorted psychopaths
That have podcast studios in their homes, which are generally people that are unwell
because they are
You know coming that what did he say recorded a hundred episodes? So we found a hundred dying people
He found a hundred people who were dying and spoke to them and said would you like to do a podcast before the end?
Where does he find a hundred dead dying people? I couldn't find a hundred dying people. I know very few dying people
What does he call the hospitals? You think he has a guy in the hospital on the inside?
That goes yeah, they're right about to check out
You guys he's in the end stage stage for pancreatic cancer
You want to come down here?
Or you want to set up?
Or do they bring I guess they bring the people in here? So there's been a hundred people
Brought down here brought down here that we're about to die to the basement and the last thing they see is this fucking setup
Lessing they see is a ring light and a camera
And then he said it's for his product. What's his product? I'm not sure. I'm not quite sure all these type companies
They're very you know, you don't really know what they do you look at you look at their website
It looks nice, but you don't really know what's going on and you sort of go. Okay. Well, I
Hope that he's successful and whatever
This this story really got me good here because I was a bad bad driver
life is really about a collection of
Minutes truly, I mean the things that matter in your life, you know the drudgery of the every day like me doing this is like drudgery
But it's the minutes of it that make it
Special or horrible it's one of the two
and
The split second things you wake up one day you go
I'm gonna do this and then this and then something happens and your entire life can be ruined or
It can you know be saved maybe
This was a kid and I don't know how the story stumbled I go down to Tampa sometimes and I read the
Tampa Bay Times
and
There was an article about
This kid who got into an accident while racing his buddy
He was 18 years old. He was in a new Mustang that his parents bought him
For graduation he graduated high school and
He was racing on this thing this road is called Bayshire Boulevard in Tampa and Bayshire Boulevard is this kind of iconic
Roadway that's framed with all these beautiful
Stately homes, you know, they're beautiful
multi-million dollar properties and
His speed limit was about 45. I think they've moved it down to 35. I
Went with my you know rental car and I drove around the area where this accident was
and
This this guy was doing 102 miles an hour on that road racing a friend
Now
As he's doing that a
Mother a young mother is
crossing the street with a baby and
He sees her the other car swerves out of the way he then
And
Stops or tries to stop the car gets about 30 miles an hour he hits her and
Kills her instantly the baby thrown out of her arms taken to the hospital dies the next day
Charged with vehicular manslaughter and
Received a sentence of 24 years
Rich white good-looking kid is
Insanely good-looking
Family was rich lived in a wealthy area of Tampa. They sold their house
Yeah, play one of his that's the suicide suit they put him in which is great. They put you in a green anti
Suicide suit now the other one who's a little bit of an Ugo
He got he got six years and this kid's brother who was sitting in the car next to him
Who looks it looks like Shrek?
Got no time at all
So they a lot of people feel bad for this kid because he's so good-looking and a lot of people
You know like young girls on tiktok or like, you know, they're uploading all these things, you know
Like videos of him time, you know, I'm in love with the criminal and these songs and here's the tiktok
We'll play it. This is what he was doing. This guy by the way is down with the Florida State
Penitentiary for 24 years
And just because you know, he made a mistake and I'm not saying that
You know, he shouldn't be punished. You should be I
Mean, this is the family happy family. They're all going skydiving. They don't know that the end is coming
Look at the one on the left like Shrek
now
The end I mean look at it. I mean you're gonna put him in jail
Why is this woman walking her child
In a you like pushing her child
Like the idea that first of all the idea that look at that the idea that she's
The idea that she's blameless here is a little ridiculous. It's a little ridiculous. No, I'll be very honest with you. I
Understand he should be punished. I
Understand he did the wrong thing, but this is this
This is this dudes whole life here, you know and
And
It's a tough call
Because on one hand you have this beautiful
promising white rich guy who's gonna have this great life and
and then on the other hand you have this
Like woman with her
Baby who's also a female and her like fat husband
Who's like crying so look at it get can we get the fat us right here? I mean look at that thing
Now it's sad yeah that they're dead. I'm very sad about that
I'm I'm
I
Mean it doesn't seem
Fair now
Google Tristan Herron because I I am
Very much in favor of putting him in jail because look at that look at him
Imagine having two children and one of them is that
One of them is this like movie star and then the other one is that
Put him in
He belongs in the Florida State Penitentiary
Look at that goon now and listen
It is just amazing cuz I I mean listen we've all driven drunk. We've all done the wrong thing
Many of us don't race our cars. That is stupid
But anyone can make a big mistake and
Their life can be over and that's the lesson here
But not anyone can be that good-looking
It's a fact it's a true fact
When good-looking people go out in the world they inspire other people
People can fantasize about them people can stalk them can want to be them
People can subscribe to the things they do. They're an economy
Good-looking people can be an economy and to lock this this dude away in it in it in itself
to me seems
Not right and
People say oh is it because he's good. Yeah. Oh, yes
100% if it was this I mean, can you imagine I would not even pay it any mind
Get what the kid looks like now in jail. Oh
Yeah, it's sad
This is the defense of him by the way if anyone sees this and is angry find that it is there it is
It's rough
Now you said they make them shave their head I would imagine right unless you already like joined a gang or something
What do you think they do the night before he turns himself into jail
What is a family of the whole family's been shattered, what do you think they do I
Don't know you can't like just go to Dave and Buster's and like have a good night, right? You got to do something
Do
You think they fuck
No, I'm like dead serious like the night before
like
When you have someone in your home that looks like that do you just say hey
Like if I was the judge in the case like I would never be a judge, but I would literally just have to like I
Would just have to like
Recuse myself
Because I would give him like time served. I'd give him no time. I'd give him not a day in jail
But he would have to come like we do community service in my chambers every week
You know
What if the judge gave him a chance like I'm in the court and I'm like hello
And I'm like you can fuck me or go to jail for 24 years
And then he goes I'll take the jail and as they're leading him out he goes end on by
Like just a crazy insult
But I mean
What's he doing in jail?
Do you think a kid like this
He's gonna get bothered right by the other people
Let's not say where he is I don't want to get we don't I don't know what the legal issues are here
Well, that's public information. What where he's in prison, right? Yeah, can we
Visit him
I believe we could yeah, can we like reach out to him?
I think we could figure out how to write a letter to him, but I don't think we can call him or anything
No face timing. No, nothing like that. We could write a letter to him. I could be a pen pal to him
What are the chances I could fuck him like
In jail
Do you have to be married to someone to have sex with them?
In jail, I don't think so. No
I'm wondering if I would go to jail
The which is the idea that I could be like a prison relationship with this dude
I mean
I don't know how to react to all this. I'm very sad that the mother and the baby died
Yeah, it's horrible. I think they should imprison the brother and then the other kid
but
This guy isn't just good-looking. I mean, he's insanely good-looking. That's got to count
If I were the judge, I would say that I'd be like, it's very hard
to even
Sentence you because you're just this
beautiful young man who's going to have a great life
And the judge is like, I know you'll make a woman happy. I know you'll make her very happy
And I can picture you making her happy. I'm thinking about you making her happy
I'm thinking about you make yourself happy on a Saturday morning when you're alone
You probably make yourself happy. I'm thinking of that. I'm thinking of you making a woman happy
I'm thinking of you getting too drunk and maybe making one of your male friends happy
I'm thinking about all of the things that you're
Going to miss out on and he's going to come out of prison gross
ugly
Bald yeah late 40s balding
With skin issues
There's got to be another way
Truly, there's got to be another thing to do with this dude. He only killed two people with a car
Literally he killed like two people
There's got to be a better way to handle this situation
You know
And I I don't know what it is, but I want we can can we write him a letter we can write him a letter
We can start composing a letter right now. Okay, dear Cameron
Let's
Write him a letter. Let's see if he's
Doc here. All right, dear
Dear Cameron
Your story
Moved me
I was a bad driver when I was young
Have you ever masturbated while driving lol
You're not spelling it right dummy
I spelled masturbating wrong. I think so
Maybe not. We're gonna pop up. I think there's two ways to spell it. You can do it with a u also
Have you ever masturbated while driving lol? I have
You
Have you ever gotten road head
I would like to suck you in your car while we drive around killing people
I know you are a good person and you didn't mean it
What does your asshole taste like
I hope you are finding God
This is very tough to write
Can I visit you in prison
Let's
Now read it back to me because I want to make sure because I want it to sound
Good like I don't want it. I obviously want to I I think it should be like appreciate the gravity of the situation
But also you want to be sensitive, but yeah, okay, dear Cameron
Your story moved me. I was a bad driver when I was young
Have you ever masturbated while driving lol? I have
Have you ever gotten road head?
I would like to suck you in your car while we drive around killing people
I know you are a good person and you didn't mean it. What does your asshole taste like?
I hope you are finding God
This is very tough to write. Can I visit you in prison?
It's not a bad letter
Like
If because people need
People and I've spoke to some people that have done a hard time
And what they really need
Is something kind of like that motivates them
But also gives them perspective
And I think even though that's short
I think it it jumps around a little bit and it gives them a few different things to think about save that
I don't know that we'll send it. We're not going to send it
He's I really do feel bad for the dude. I don't know what to I don't know what to do
It's very sad, right? Yeah, but if you wasn't good-looking, no one would care. I wouldn't care. No one would care
But it is crazy when you think about it as somebody who is a bad driver
like
You know, it could have been me could have been you
It could have been anybody
in
24 years
It's a real moral question
you know
Should
insanely hot people
Be subject to the same laws that other I don't care if this kid killed my mother
I would not want him in jail
Truly, I'm not even if he killed my mother my father my stepmother
My aunt's uncles if he I'm telling you right now
if this guy
Killed my entire family
And most of my friends except ben because I we got to do this
But if he killed everyone I knew I would I would still get on my knees
For him immediately and say and say, you know, hey
You you are
Someone is that good-looking
They they should it is kind of a superpower
You know
If the rich and famous don't go to prison, why should the hot?
It's a good question
No one's even famous anymore really
I mean look at that face he makes with the big eyes when he learns he's getting 24 years. It's brutal to watch
It's brutal
He learns to get in 24 years
That's tough. We're here in north carolina, uh
which is a
whatever state
and
It's fine
and the duke, uh
Had i'm wearing
Is because one of the one of the reasons I came out of the closet because I came out of 25. I never would have
um
um
and many gay people wish I didn't but uh
Uh, the the head of the duke college republicans was impeached
Which I thought was like the hottest thing to be a closeted
College republican like I've since talked to the kid. It's not it's very he's like an annoying
Kid they all are anyone involved in like politics on like a collegiate level or high school
I mean they're all insufferable, you know kids in politics or it's the worst and uh, I
I
Like wrote him a email like a nice email not like the one I was going to send a camera
I mean this was like a nice one and he sent me back one or whatever. I was okay. I think that you're
Brave and for what you're doing or whatever and some other kid was defending him who later was found out was like a pedophile
Some kid was like
Some other kid at duke legit was like you're not gonna
Like one of the other ones. This is all true. You can look it up and google it
But I don't want to start using people's names. I don't know how but but you can google this
His like biggest defender was like a pedophile
like one one of the other college republicans was like
This guy
It's wrong to fucking and then he was fucking kids
So or not but looking at them whatever. I don't know and uh
This guy's like a lawyer now and he's like fat. So I don't have any interest but
I did email him every now and then I'll email him. Let's fuck because he has a
a law firm
In philadelphia where he does anti discrimination law
Just whenever some like useless gay person gets fired. They call this moron
And then he just like goes to court and he's like
You're fucking you threw out tammy
Because she's a big born dyke and it's like no
She like got drunk and showed up three hours late and then like fought someone and he's like it's you know
So he's just doing like discrimination law
Can we are we legally allowed to look at his like he has like an lgbtq law scam?
Uh, yeah, I guess
Where it's like if you if you are like non-binary
And are a horrible employee
And get fired you call this guy
And he like shows up
And he'll convince you that you're you're getting fired because you're gay
He'll be like are you gay?
You'll be like, yeah, but I was like I stole from the company. He's like, but you're gay
And there's no place for you in the straight world. So that's why they fired you and you're like, well, I don't know about that
I gotta be honest. I mean I was embezzling money
Yeah for your transition
Because they wouldn't pay for it, right?
I guess
So he's just like a con artist. It's a con just scam
um
And um
I would email him every now and then let's fuck, but he doesn't email me back anymore
He used to email me back, but now he doesn't email me back
um
Can we we can't look at his website? Well, he's well one. He's a lawyer, right? So what?
He's a he's not a good lawyer
He's defending
Like gay people
Who get like fired from wendy's?
And he's not a good lawyer if you want to go through though. It's like someone who's like, yo, bitch
I told I told you we ain't got enough frosties
And then like they get fired and then he like
Shows up and he's like the injustice
Done here today. He thinks he's like martin luther king
He's like the injustice
You know
What's your name shadow when shadow?
Got a job here at this fucking
You know checkers
Shadow was an openly gay man and that made everybody uncomfortable
And then like the the other person has to get up and go shadow was fired for selling that
In the parking lot of checkers. He was actually warned multiple times to not sell meth and did it anyway
It's because he's a gay man
I'm sure there are instances of people that are fired because they're
Yeah, so this is like
This is is yep. Yep. Here we go. It's him two months ago. This is a review
This is a review of this kid's law practice
Should have fucked me. This is a review
Very unprofessional in the way that he communicates. You're telling me
And lack thereof he would schedule called me never call
And I would reach out
And he would act like I was bothering him. I found it to be very rude in his communication
He would get an attitude when I'd reach out to him
He was scheduled to appeal at an unemployment hearing via phone for my case. It never showed up
When I questioned in his response as he wasn't planning on attending he sent the letter stating
He would attend to be nice and told me no good deed goes unpunished
Would definitely not recommend. Let's see some other reviews
This one's not good either very rude and standoff personality. I agree
Does not like you to contact him unless he contacts you
I had to email him three times
In week to receive call back
Who fires him by the way?
He needs to be fired
And when he called he was angry because he said him calling me was taking time out of his day
Mind you. I haven't spoken to him for three months. I decided to go with another attorney no longer needed services
Huh
One guy just worked on my case till the end. Thank you
Those are the are those there. No, he's he's got more see what he's got here
Another one star
I sought help from this individual. He's very dismissive before I presented my issue to him and I did not
Appreciate the level of unprofessionalism. It was a company when I reached out to him. I will not be utilizing
He's a horrible lawyer. And then that that one's the pedophile
Just gave him five stars. I swear to god. That's the dude who's like got he got caught with the just gave him five stars
So put him in jail
Is my point
I sent him like a lovely email early on. I was like, hey
You know, I think what you're doing is great and you're standing up for who you are and da da da da
And then he spun off into this like he's like the worst
attorney ever apparently
He like riles up these gay people to believe that they've been fired
And maybe some of them have for for discrimination
And then when they call him he like doesn't answer his phone
Because he's like out like doing molly or something
He's like all coked out and they call him and they're like he's like I don't know
He's like he's like
Who is this?
girl
You better find a lawyer
um
But
I wish him well
He was really good looking
Uh, can we google image? Are we allowed to do that? Yeah. Yeah. So back in the day. He was very good looking, but then it kind of you know
I don't know. He may be good looking again
This was that picture. Yeah, that was that's that's what he's good looking
The nose a little big, but that's when he's good looking and then
Then yeah, no, that's that's a different person. Okay, but then he got like
Find his website let can we we should call as
You should call him and say you're fired because you're gay. Okay
Find this number call him right now. I don't think we can do that. Why not?
That's for recording without his consent. Just tell him you're fired because you're gay
He can't see us. He won't even show up
This looks like his he's a contributor to this website and this must be it. I don't know. Doesn't he have a website?
This looks like it's it
That's not his website
Just write lawyer lawyer
Well, there's a couple different lawyers with his name is the problem. He's not like he's the biggest one. Let's what let
Yeah, there he is. There he is. Yeah, right there. Okay. Call him call him from your phone
Call him right now and tell him that you're fired because you're gay
Find his phone number
Say I was fired because I'm gay
Oh, his license isn't active. Call him anyway
No phone number here. Yeah, there was a phone number if you go back up go back up. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, he litigates claims of employment discrimination including ones he makes up
He literally he would tell me go. Yeah, not every one of them gets fired for being gay, but you know, who knows
We don't know why they were fired. We just uh, you know, we just say it's because the CEO, you know, the boss hates gay people
I'm gonna call this right here. Yeah, call that call that you go. I was fired from sonic because I'm gay
Tell him
We connect this
Tell I was fired from sonic because I'm gay my friend. I met a friend
Of my drag queen friend said you help me
Okay, I have to let him know I'm recording
It's hello first
And then what's my story you're fired from welcome to the horizon wireless the number you dialed has been changed
Disconnected or is no longer in dude. He doesn't have a business anymore. I think he might just be smoking krill
Let me see if I still have him
I may still have him. I don't think so
Okay, I was fired from sonic for being gay. Yeah
Hi Justin
Are you gonna hop in at any moment?
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system
Yeah, just leave a message
Is not available at this time at the tone, please record your message when you have finished recording
You may hang up or press one for more options
Hi, Justin, you don't know me. I got your phone number from a friend
I was fired from sonic because I came out to my co-workers and my manager thought that was disgusting and he's like bigoted
So he basically threw me in the streets and now I don't have a job and I really need a good attorney to represent me here
Um
Stop
Stop stop. So um, anyway, uh, if you could get back to me just put it and um
I've just been discriminated against and uh, anyway. Oh my god. You're so tight. Thank you so much
It's not it's not stupid. It's his job. It's his fake job
So he can now do it and call you back because you were fired
From sonic. Yeah, it's your fucking job
You know what pissed me off too speaking of gay topics this kid that pretended to come out this
Olivia Rodrigo's ex-boyfriend. What's his name?
This guy you said harry stiles was good looking and then they're like, are you gay and he's like I
He's like, he's like, no, I'm not and then he realized that wasn't the move
So then he comes out and he goes, I don't know. I'm still I don't want to put a box and and the gay press is full of a bunch of idiots
They're all like good for you. I forget his name. Joshua Bassett. Yeah, by the way, he shares powerful
Message about sexuality. It's okay to still be figuring out who you are. No, it's not
How old is he? No, it isn't
How old is he? Let's see. What are you gonna figure out? Josh? You're an adult
You should know who you want to fuck. You want to fuck women. He's 20
Yeah, you're not really figuring much out at 20 anymore. You know, you're not gay. You're lying
and you're you
Immediately he first came out and he went find his first statement
His first statement he he just says harry stiles is hot
And then he said something like I guess this is my coming out video clearly is a joke
He does it clearly is a joke the media, of course hops on it and goes
Well, okay, so it's probably on youtube is where you put it
I don't know but the media hops on it and goes look at joshua bassett coming out as queer
And then he goes no, no, no. I was uh, that's not me
Yeah, watch this watch him address this sexual. I mean, it's like
What what are we talking about?
By the way, let's can we watch this? Yeah, we can watch this brain dead
These are three brain dead people
By the way, imagine these people having jobs
The musical star josh bassett got a lot of attention a couple of days ago with his comments about harry stiles
As he answered fan questions for clever news. Take a look at this
When I'm all about harry stiles is
He's a very classy man and he's also very well rounded and you know, he kind of does it all like acting, singing
Fashion and I think that he's just a nice guy who doesn't say too much
But when he talks like it matters, you know, he's just cool like he's cool. Who doesn't think harry stiles is good
Also, he's hot, you know
He's very charming too
Lots of things I guess this is my um
Is this also my coming out video? I guess uh
Okay, so people assume this is the 20 year old coming out as gay when I watched that clip
I was like, hold on people. I'm not sure that's what he's doing here
But yeah, the media outlet gay times posted an article around it
Uh, the popular twitter account pop craig said this was him coming out of the closet
But joshra didn't say anything right away at first
Hmm. Yeah, but then he did post this message on instagram yesterday
He says this my entire life people have told me my sexuality people have shamed me for things
They know nothing about what I want to say thank you to those of you who stand for love and acceptance
Are you gay or not?
Negativity say less about the subject. Do you suck dick or not? I know it's our 2021
We're the generation of love and growth. What does that mean? You're not the generation of love and growth
Damn me to hell. I love you all the same. Love you
Love love who you love shamelessly. It's okay to still be figuring out who you are
Life's too short to let ignorance and hatred win. I choose love
So along with that message she posted this song
But this is where you like he's dating a woman he dates women
But he still gets that like the gay community constantly falls for this shit
Like nick jonas did it all the time like he he shakes his dick and everyone's like you're you gay?
I think he's gay. It's like they're not they're taking advantage of you
Okay
It's like what Elvis did to the blacks
It's like nick jonas dresses like a 70s fucking leather daddy
And jumps around in the gay community. He's like, oh my god
He's fucking a woman
And taking your money
Dummy
And then this guy's gonna do it this guy should have to have sex with a guy on camera
He should have to have sex with a guy that killed that mother and her child
Where's the lawyer to represent this where's our lawyer? He's not calling back, huh? No
Apparently he's not that good at his job. I'll try texting him. Maybe text him
This is scooter
My name is scooter. I was fired from sonic because i'm gay
That's all you have to say
My name is scooter. I was fired from sonic because i'm gay
Call me back and let's make them pay
Dollar dollar dollar sign and then a wink
Hmm
This guy's barely a real lawyer. No, he's it's all fake. He can't get anything fucking done
Get him out of here
Go to drudge for a second
I wanted to pull up one thing before we get out of here where we'll be back in the studio eventually it's
You know being on the road here is uh, oh the president of Haiti is uh, we got him or someone got him
Not us, but someone we was 17 people have been arrested. He was a uh, he was like a puppet of r. So I think he was safe
But
Oh
Yeah, this is great for loader delay airport terminals evacuated amid bomb threat passengers deplaned
uh
People on flights now are just beating each other up
People calling in bomb threats to the airlines. Yeah flights are being delayed. They stop serving alcohol on a lot of airlines
Stop serving alcohol on a lot of flights. Um, you still have to wear the mask
Travel is still as miserable as it's ever been
Lauderdale hollywood international airport
Uh investigate security related incidents. The media has nothing to talk about now. They're just calling in bomb threats to airports
You're like, well, yeah, coven. We're trying to do that delta thing. It's not working
Uh, you know, we can't get people riled up about trump. So why don't you call in a bomb threat to the airport?
How about you just call in a bomb threat to the airport and then we'll figure that out
So
We're gonna get out of here folks patreon.com tim dillon show
Um, uh, you know, we are uh in new york carolines is all sold out the art tickets left for the wilbur theater in boston and foxwoods in
Connecticut
We're out on the road. So some of these studios were going to be uh
makeshift like the one here in the home of uh, this character
Um, and I wish him well with all of his things that what he's whatever he's doing with people that are about to die
It's always nice
Why can't you meet one tech person who whose description of what they do isn't completely haunting?
Like completely haunting he goes. Yeah, we just
You know, we we deal with people who are right about to die. Oh
Lovely, thank you. Thanks for that
Um, but the wilbur theater in boston, we've had his shows. We've added tickets
Foxwoods there are some tickets as well
Irvine california at the end of the month grand rapids michigan
I'm in a theater there royal oak michigan theater there august sandiego california on their
Las vegas is a music festival if you want to go to that i'm performing to
um, chicago
From the 24th through the 28th. I'm at the schomburg improv
And it's in the burbs, but it's it's more it's the capacity is bigger
So we got to go to where the people can come to schomburg improv get tickets for that in chicago
Uh at the end of august. Let's close down
Uh the summer
Together it'll be a lot of fun. Hopefully we don't get sued by that guy
But it's the reality
This is what he this is what he's about. He could have showed up
Fucked me. We could have been done. I would have never had a bad word to say about him
And I still don't have anything bad to say about him. I respect fake business. I respect everything he does
And god bless him
I have no
Issue with him. We're heading to long island tomorrow the great long island which ben has come to love and appreciate
What what do you like about it? Uh the most the ignorance the racism
Probably the racism. Yeah, it's an insanely racist place. It's so racist. Yeah, the food is very good
Sloth like people
It's very interesting when people are they're like big and move slow, but they have an anger to them
That's long island like they're big and sloth like and move slow, but there's an anger to them
It's like the uh, what do they call them in star wars the big uh the things that the sand people wrote
Oh, the uh, not the uh, the tontons. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's kind of like long island. It's tontons. There's just a
kind of anger
Uh, but we'll be going there and we'll be doing shows at uh carolines
Which i'm very excited about and then we'll be back in the studio
Really cool new stuff go listen to that glenn greenwald episode if you haven't it is a uh
Really amazing look at
The last year
From somebody who's looked at it very closely the last
Last few years, but specifically the last year we talked a little bit about january 6th
and we talk about
um
What's going on
out there
Um, but we've got some cool new videos coming out
Uh, the live shows have been really fun. It's been great to have everybody out there
Uh supporting us
Go check out that episode i did on rogan
Uh ray kump is coming up soon. We're going to new york. We're gonna see him. He'll be on the patreon as well
um
And i'm a little scared of being here in this house like that. I can't believe you didn't even
Well, this was actually our best option if you could believe it so yeah
I mean, did you do any research at all on these the other emails were like, hey, I have a a basement
Yeah, and like that was it. Yeah, it's not good
They would you just said I have a basement. Yeah. Yeah, so this was like the only people that have
podcast studios are tech people and then like open micers who do it like twice a year
Right and the tech people want to do it because they
They like think they need to be heard
Yeah, okay, and maybe they do
Maybe they do but I wish I wish everyone the best year what I like is I'm looking at just a an open vent
You know
That's comforting, huh?
We're in the middle of the woods. We drove like
Through the woods to get here down like a long road
Yeah
I just hope they kill you too. I hope they don't let you live
What a waste
To let you live
And gulf I just hope if it comes down to it. I hope it's both of us
that get it
And then I hope that fucking fraud lawyer gets it too. I hope they kill him
I'm kidding, but I do hope they let Cameron out of prison
You know, it's a few minutes of a life
and
You know, I was joking
About him him, you know, I'm obviously we're not sending him letters, but
You know, he is someone who
I mean, it's just fucks with your head
That your life can be altered that quickly
Irreversibly
You know
Your entire life shattered your family's life shattered and yes the mother and and her child. They're unfortunately dead
And people want vengeance and I understand that they want someone to be punished
you know
but
There is, you know, a certain consideration
There are so few people that are truly
Really beautiful people
And many of them are demons from hell, but we tolerate that we tolerate
That because they are good-looking and I in this case
You know
The judge sent him up the river
24 years
I would have said one month
At my school
My driving school
You know, it's sad. It's very very, uh
Tough because on one hand two people are dead
including a baby
But on the other hand
I mean this guy, you know
He's almost a perfect person with the brown hair and the curly hair and the eyes the blue eyes
Put his brother a kill his brother
They should be able to make deals like that in court
They should be able to be like we'll shoot our other son in the head
Right now this big ape will shoot him in the head. Don't take this gorgeous one
This Shrek, we will shoot him in the head. We will cap him
We'll let the guy do it
We'll let the husband of this this poor woman who died. We'll let him
Shoot our son in the head
But we want to keep the hot one
You don't want to introduce that lug
You want to say here's our hot son
You know, you don't want to be like, uh
Our hot son's in jail, but now they can never go out again
You know, I mean it's just ruins everyone's life
Don't drive fast slow down. It's not worth it
Unless you're gay and you can get away with you kill someone maybe
My that lawyer will take your case
The judge would be like well, you did kill that mother and her baby, but you are gay
And I understand that you've been through some tough things. Yes
Judge you know, I'm sorry
I don't know. I'm being a gay black guy, but he's like, you know, I'm sorry and the judge is like I understand that
And the judge goes, all right, I'm gonna sentence you to two weeks
In jail for the death because you're gay of the mother and the daughter
Judge I'm also trans
You will have no time
In fact, we will be putting in the husband of her. He will go to jail and serve it for you
Um
Tim dillon comedy.com if you want tickets to any shows we really got to get out of this fucking
We really got to get out of this fucking thing. I'm kind of scared being here. Like I don't have a good feeling about
Do you have a good feeling about it?
Um, I have a bad feeling about when he listens to this since he had my contact. What's he gonna do?
I'd probably be upset. Why?
Because he led us into his home, loaned us his space and then you just like ripped him to shreds
But but that's the show
But I'm you know, he should have known better. I didn't say anything negative. No not about his character or anything
Like that. I don't think
Just just get it. Can we get out of here, please quietly
Just pack everything up and let's go let's do ads and then
Oh the fucking can we just do ads now? Yes ready? Yeah, okay. Let me down. That's the episode folks