The Tim Dillon Show - 313 - The Choker
Episode Date: August 28, 2022Tim Dillon breaks down the Ezra Miller crime saga and his return to Warner Brothers, the two types of movies they're allowed to make now, what you have to do with your friend's terrible children, how ...to self-medicate properly and Drew Barrymore falling under the eye of cancel culture. Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road and sign up for merch: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: UPSIDE ▶▶ Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code TIMD to get $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or more. That’s $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or more, using promo code, TIMD. BABBEL ▶▶ https://www.babbel.com/tim for 60% off your subscription SHEATH UNDERWEAR ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com use promo code TIM20 HELIX BED ▶▶ https://www.helixsleep.com/timd for 200 dollars off Mattress orders and two free pillows WATCHES ▶▶ for 20% off go to https://www.vincerocollective.com/timdillon 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon 📦 BOX OF AWESOME ▶▶ http://boxofawesome.com use code TIMDILLON at checkout for 20% off ONNIT ▶▶ Go to http://onnit.com/tim for 10% off EVERY MAN JACK ▶▶ https://www.everymanjack.com to get 20% off your first purchase use code DILLON 🎧 HEADPHONES: For 15% off! ▶▶ https://www.buyraycon.com/tim 👨🦱 HAIR LOSS: ▶▶ https://www.keeps.com/TimDillon 💆THERAPY ▶▶ https://www.betterhelp.com/TIMD ATHLETIC GREENS ▶▶ https://athleticgreens.com/timdillon MUD\WTR ▶▶ https://mudwtr.com/tim use code TIM for $5 off STARTMAIL: start securing email privacy! ▶▶ https://startmail.com/timd for 50% off your first year! DOORDASH ▶▶Download the Doordash app and use code TIMDILLON ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ 🐦 Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon 🌍 Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows 📹 Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4woSp8ITBoYDmjkukhEhxg Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▶▶ Ed McMahon benavery33@gmail.com https://www.instagram.com/benaveryisgood/ https://twitter.com/benaveryisgood ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ #TheTimDillonShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
I was coming down my elevator this morning and I opened it
and there was like an autistic kid or like a young,
maybe in his teens, late teens.
And he was like, he was in the elevator
and he was going press four, press four.
And the guy, and I was like terrified
because the elevator opened
and he was just sweating and screaming press four.
Like as loud as I'd ever heard.
And there was like a Saudi next to him,
like a skinny Saudi, like one of the 19 hijacked.
They just don't look alike, he didn't do it,
but they just a skinny Saudi,
think any of them, Muhammad Ata, whatever.
And he's, and not that they're all,
but you know what I mean, it's that aesthetic.
In the elevator next to this kid,
and then I'm like, all right, I'll wait for another one.
And then the Saudi walks out, he goes,
I'll wait for another one too.
And I'm like, what the fuck happened?
He goes, I don't know who this guy is.
I just walked in the elevator
and he started screaming press four, press four.
He started hitting the call button
and screaming at security.
So like the mental, it's crazy what's going on out there.
And then I was eating lunch in a grocery store
and a guy just came up to me, I swear to God,
out of nowhere and he was going up to everyone in the store
and he's going, you know, a guy I met told me,
he goes, you know what I do?
I provide drugs to the Rolling Stones.
And I said, no way.
And then he got Keith Richards on the phone
and I played him satisfaction and he liked it.
So, and then he goes, so what?
He's a drug dealer, you never know.
And I go, okay, and he's going up to everyone in the store
and telling them that exact story over and over,
word for word, no variation.
Just going up to like the next person
who's like getting a tomato and going, I met a guy.
And you know what he said?
He did, he sold drugs, he provides drugs
to the Rolling Stones.
I said, no way, get Keith Richards on the phone.
And you know what he did?
And then I played him satisfaction and he liked it.
So, he's a drug dealer, but you never know.
And then there'd be like a woman ladling soup into a thing
and he goes, a guy I met came up to me
and he said, I provide drugs to the Rolling Stones
and everybody is just kind of like nodding like, yes.
And it just, the level of mental illness
in the country now is so obvious.
Like it's glaring, it's in your face.
If you're not recognizing it, you're not paying attention.
It's so out in front.
I mean, so many of the people that you come across
on a day-to-day basis have lost it.
They're no longer playing the game you're playing in reality.
They're somewhere else.
Nervous breakdowns, psychic breaks,
trauma-induced schizophrenia.
I don't know, but people are wandering around
the world right now so much so that it's not shocking anymore.
Like you're like, yep, that guy's,
it used to be like, ooh, that guy's not.
Now you're just like, yeah, that's the guy
that talks about the Rolling Stones at lunch every day.
There's nothing anyone can do.
And the thing is, he's not like frothing at the mouth,
put him in the home crazy.
He's just like, kind of like let we can tolerate it.
Fine.
He tells a nice little story over and over again.
Crazy.
The elevator guy, the kid in the elevator
was a little, a little too nuts.
And to where even the Saudi guy walked out,
he goes, I'll take the next one.
He goes, yeah, he just came in and started screaming.
He was sweating at this wiry hair.
And he's screaming, press fire, press fire, fire.
And I was just like,
I pay a lot of money to live in this building.
But this is what happens, right?
I mean, this is, you know, a friend of mine
has a job as like a companion.
And it's kind of a sober companion,
but what he also does is very wealthy families
will pay him to spend time with their children
and their children could have debilitating addiction.
They could have severe autism and, you know,
his job is to, and you know,
I feel for all of those people
in all of those situations, you know what I mean?
Like, but his job is to like walk them around Central Park
or like hang out, like try to make things better for them.
Cause it is very difficult,
but it was just very jarring when the elevator doors opened
and he's got press fire.
And I don't know, I also get mad
because I think what happened was he was trying to go to four
and somehow we ended up on my floor.
And I also, you know, I've had that happen to me,
but you could tell something wasn't right with him.
Like he was like spitting as he talked
and sweating as he pressed four.
And I was just like, oh my God, his clothes were weird.
You know, it's just a strain.
He looked like the guy, get up recess,
get up the bully on, on the show recess.
It was a cartoon that I used to watch.
Randall was there. Yeah, Randall.
So go up, right, right?
Okay, so he looked exactly like Randall from recess.
The guy in the elevator going, press four, press four.
Told you press four.
I just kept saying press four, press four, press four.
So it was a little traumatic.
It was an interesting day just noticing
how many people are just not with it.
They're off and there's nothing to be done.
And as long as they're not trying to kill you,
you just have to let it go, which is what you should.
You know, you go, hey,
but it is something you can notice, you know?
We were talking the other day about
Hollywood on this show.
And we had mentioned the Batgirl movie
that had gotten shelved, meaning they're not releasing it.
And there's a lot of people that were confused about that.
And they were thinking, was that a marketing ploy
where they, you know, trying to say like,
hey, they thought maybe they'd be an outpouring of like,
no, we really want to see Batgirl.
For whatever reason, they're not releasing it.
And you know, there's this idea that everyone in Hollywood
is like a lunatic, but that's the only true of certain people.
And there are certain people that are actually good
and they're actually people that are trying
to do the right thing and they are a good example.
They're like an example for people.
And one of them, and again, this is a non-binary person.
So I'm going to try to do this the right way
and use all the right things because I believe in you,
but it's hard and difficult to always remember.
So don't come for me if I say the wrong thing.
But this is about an actor who is actually a very,
this is someone you want to, if you're a child,
you want to kind of emulate this guy who's not a guy.
Who's, see, again, I already, already it's hard.
Literally already, this person, this entity, Ezra Miller.
Ezra Miller is a non-binary actor
who is a great role model for children.
And there you see them, you see them there.
Nothing awkward about saying that.
You see them there.
You see them there.
Good seems good.
English, everyone, you see them there
with a skull necklace and a fur coat.
Now, Ezra Miller has been having problems
with the studio who is releasing the movie The Flash.
The studio is called Warner Brothers.
And there is a movie coming out called The Flash.
It is a superhero movie.
Of course it is because we will refuse to make any movies
any more unless they are about superheroes or slaves.
Those are the two genres of film
that we are interested in making.
You're either being beaten and whipped in a field
or you're flying through the air trying to save someone.
Those are the only two representations
of any person you will see in cinema at the current moment.
Ezra Miller was in this called The Flash.
Now, what's going on with Ezra Miller?
There's issues, there's problems, right?
A long timeline of legal troubles here.
He's had a, stay, stay, stay!
Oh, they, they, I'm sorry.
Stay!
Just because he choked someone and kidnapped someone
does not mean that we can get all loosey-goosey here
with the terms.
Ezra Miller, early in the pandemic,
video leaked of Miller choking a woman
outside the, I don't even want to pronounce it,
but in Reykjavík, Iceland.
It's a bar in the clip,
which seems to pick up mid-confrontation.
Smiling woman approaches Miller
and appears to start a play fight.
Well, is this going to be one of those things
where I have to side with them?
Miller takes her motion seriously and says,
okay, you, you want to fight?
That's what you want to do?
Before grabbing the woman by the neck,
pushing her against the dumpster,
throwing her to the ground,
at which point the video cuts out, seems excessive.
Hey, Ezra, at the time,
a variety confirmed Miller's identity with the bar,
which said Miller frequented the location
when they were in town.
So he choked a woman, not great.
Not good.
Not great PR for the flash.
In, on January 27th, 2022,
Miller began their fateful year by posting a video
to social media threatening a North Carolina faction
of the Klu Klux Klan.
This is a message for the Buleville chapter
of the North Carolina KKK.
The actor says in the clip,
um, look, if you'll want to die,
I suggest killing yourselves with your own guns.
Okay.
Otherwise keep doing exactly what you're doing right now.
And you know what I'm talking about,
then you know, we'll do it for you.
If that's what you really want,
it's unclear what prompted Miller's threat
to the hate group.
Da-da-da-da-da, he has no known ties
to the North Carolina city.
See, that's what makes me laugh,
is it's not just the KKK in general,
it's a specific North Carolina,
almost like he has a problem with a person
in that specific faction of the North Carolina
chapter of the Klu Klux Klan.
In Buleville.
In Buleville, like listen guys,
we are going to figure out what's going on
with the Buleville KKK.
March 28th, 2022, Hawaii arrest number one.
Miller spent their spring in Hawaii
by all accounts, they were a menace to everyone around them.
On March 28th, the actor was visiting a local karaoke bar
when they graduated and began, quote,
yelling obscenities and at one point grabbed the microphone
from a 23 year old woman singing karaoke.
Later Miller lunged in a 32 year old man
and failed to calm down after being asked
several times by the bar owner.
Miller's interactions with the two bar patrons earned them.
And by the way, I can't get anything made
cause I sat next to Alex Jones on a podcast
just to give you an idea.
This person is being, this is all okay.
Who does he have photos of?
They, who do they have, who do they,
when did Ezra Miller come out as non-binary?
I think a few years back.
Okay, right.
Well, it's clearly helped their behavior.
So, Miller then post $500 bail, they let him out.
Yeah, yeah.
Miller argues that they, in fact,
were the victim of assault claiming
a self-identifying Nazi in the bar attack them.
There's always Nazis everywhere, popping up,
a Nazi in the bar attack them and explaining
that they recorded themselves being assaulted
in order to make NFT crypto art.
So, Ezra Miller said, I was attacked by a Nazi
and I recorded it to make crypto art?
Yeah, basically, yeah.
He's accusing, he's saying the Nazi was doing that.
They, they are saying.
They were saying.
They are saying that.
When does he, okay, shortly after the karaoke bar incident,
Miller was arrested again in Hawaii
for allegedly throwing a chair
that struck a woman in the head.
At around one in the morning, can I do this
if I become non-binary?
Can I throw chairs at women and go crazy at bars in Hawaii?
Like, can I do all of that?
Is that because, by the way, I don't feel,
really, to be honest, I didn't feel
like a man or a woman today.
I had tomatoes and onions and I rolled it up
and I didn't eat any bread and I rolled it up with locks
and cream cheese and I ate it in the grocery store
and I just sat there while the crazy guy
talked about the Rolling Stones.
I didn't feel my cock.
If I had a vagina, that would have also been okay.
Like, I felt kind of like either one.
So what I'm saying is, if I fully embrace
my kind of gender-neutral fluid identity,
can I choke women outside of bars
and throw chairs at their head?
It's a, it's a fair question.
Um, this is one of those things with Ezra Miller
where everybody who's got to look into it,
you got to look into it, you got to look into it.
I've never looked into it.
I just ignore it, ignore it, ignore it
because like, you know what I mean?
So then Miller was accused of acting
inappropriately toward two different children.
First, the parents of Iron Eyes,
an 18-year-old environmental, I mean, folks.
The parents of Tokata Iron Eyes,
an 18-year-old environmental activist,
sort of protective order against the actors,
saying who they began an inappropriate,
maybe you don't get your pronouns honored
if you throw chairs at women's heads.
Could that be a good rule?
Where we go, hey, so for, if you are going to be violent,
we're not going to actually honor the pronouns.
So this is what they said.
They said, Ezra Miller began an inappropriate relationship
with Iron Eyes when they were 12 years old.
Ezra uses violence intimidation,
threats of violence, fear,
paranoid delusions and drugs to hold sway
over young adolescent Tokata Iron Eyes.
Parents said.
However, posts from an unverified Instagram account
believed to be owned by Iron Eyes,
deny all claims of abuse.
So the parents claim one thing,
but Iron Eyes says, nope, we're doing fine.
Soon after, a 12-year-old and their mother
were granted an order of protection from Miller
after describing an uncomfortable interaction
with the actor during a party in Greenfield, Massachusetts.
The mother and then her 11-year-old attended a party
held by their downstairs neighbor,
which Miller also attended.
At the event, Miller began screaming in the mother's face
after accusing her of cultural appropriation
and allegedly showed her a gun,
saying, quote, talking like that
could get you into a really serious situation.
After that, Miller reportedly, now, by the way,
you know, I know Gavin just got clipped
and everyone's gonna be, you know,
and I don't know what he did
and Gavin's always been good to me,
but I, you know, here's the deal.
Everyone's gonna be talking about right-wing terrorism.
Every news article that you're gonna read
for the next 12 months will be about right-wing terrorism,
which again, does exist for sure.
There are paramilitary groups
that do crazy things, capital, right, whatever,
but this type of behavior where he's like showing a gun
to someone, say, talking about cultural appropriation,
could we then move this into the category of a guy
who is maybe influenced by the left a bit
to doing some things that are inappropriate?
Because he's using all, like, the terminology
and he's got the gun and he's still in the movie.
Yet, I imagine if this was kind of on the other side
where he was talking about the great replacement theory
or anything, you know, and brandishing guns
and he might not work, that's all.
Curious, I don't know.
So he points a gun at a mother's face at a party
because she said something, I don't know what she said.
After that, Miller reportedly acted inappropriately
toward the child by hugging them and touching their hips.
They automatically were just weirdly drawing to me
and kept talking about how they love my outfit
and they love my style, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah.
It was really uncomfortable, I was nervous.
I was scared to be around them after he'd yelled at my mother
and she was crying.
Why the mother then didn't leave the party is odd to me.
In August, 2022, those closest,
now by the way, this person still has a job.
They still, after all the shit, right?
The Me Too, the cancel culture, every, this guy,
that's not a guy, that's a woman too, that's non-binary,
that lives in the middle and it's just hard
because the name Ezra has always been a male name
because it's difficult, it makes me.
But they, the choker, the choker and the brandisher
of guns at the mom still has a job in Hollywood, odd,
interesting.
In August, those closest to Miller spoke to insider
for a report that paints the actor
is increasingly unstable, really.
And apparently running sort of a cult.
The report alleges that while Miller was in Iceland in 2020,
they walked around town barefoot,
sporting long, unclipped toenails,
what may have been an infected gash on their foot.
Miller rented an Airbnb in the RecuVec suburb
of Copavogar and they ran a commune
with beds laid out on the floor for artists, expats
and young women.
They led group meditations and claimed
to possess supernatural powers
and also paid for food lodging in marijuana
but would become violent if they perceived any descent
within the group.
These days, Miller runs another commune in Vermont
which has been described as having rampant drug use
and unsecured guns.
A woman and a, by the way, what is going on
at Warner Brothers?
How persuasive is this guy?
Cause you know, cold leaders can be charismatic.
How charismatic is this guy
that Warner Brothers is going,
yeah, let's just, we'll figure it out.
And by this guy, I don't mean gendered guy.
I mean like, I mean like I call my friend, Michelle.
What up guy?
So Miller's running a commune in Vermont.
Yeah.
Rolling Stone ran a whole article about that too.
Like the mainstream media has picked up guns, bullets
and weed.
He was housing three young children at this farm.
There were guns laying everywhere.
The one year old had a bullet in their mouth.
They've been reporting on this for a minute.
Yeah.
So I, now go to the article about Warner Brothers
where everything's kind of okay.
Because Ezra Miller came in and like apologized.
Like I'm like, my mind is blown by the fact that this person,
I mean, how good of an actor are they?
Maybe they're great.
It's kind of is where he met with them.
Miller, who uses they then pronouncing medsker met with new
Warner Brothers film chairs, Michael DeLuca and Pamela Abbey
to discuss not only how to stay on course for the flashes,
June 23rd, 2023 release date, but to reaffirm their commitment
to the movie as well as apologize for bringing negative
attention to the production in the company.
Over the past few years, Miller has been at the center
of arrest and controversy culminating with the actor
posting me a culprit on August 15th, saying they were seeking
help from mental health issues.
Said the actor at the time, I want to apologize to everyone
that I have alarmed and upset with my past behavior.
According to sources, Miller vowed to seek help after
learning that DeLuca and Abbey were considering all options
for flash, including scrapping the $200 million movie.
If things devolved further with Miller, $200 million.
While the actor has said to not have minded the stream
of bad headlines, they were spooked by the notion of the
film getting canceled and jolted to take action.
They care about the flash.
It's one of their favorite characters to play.
I mean, it's we're just living in a fucking disgusting,
you know, I mean, it's like a joke.
It's like a complete, we're just living in a complete joke.
You know, I mean, it's, you know, I drive around this town
and you know, today the tour, you know, the tour buses
and some of them are like legit tour buses.
Some of them are just these little vans that are sawed off
and they have no, you know, no roof.
And one of the guys recognized me and give me the peace sign
or whatever.
You know, I'm like, you know, like they're, they're driving
around here and I'm like, you know, get off these things.
Like get off these fucking whatever you're looking for here,
whatever stardom you're looking for is in Reckeveck,
Iceland running a cult.
Like it's such a joke.
The town has become such a complete joke to people.
It's a punchline of a joke that I'm amazed that that industry
still exists.
The tourism industry where people like show me the star.
I mean, it's just, it's hilarious.
That's neither here nor there.
I mean, it's, it's, it's, you know, listen.
Yeah. Felony burglary on August 7th.
He broke into someone's house and stole their liquor.
And you got caught for that in Vermont.
All right.
The he they things annoys me so much.
We're not going to talk about it anymore.
Is this part of coming out as non-binary in Hollywood,
the ability to do all of these things?
Is this part of it?
If it's part of it, I think I would actually like to do it.
And I would like to get on board as soon as possible with it.
I'm unaware of what makes violence against women and children.
Okay.
And what makes a running a cult.
Okay.
I mean, apparently, you know, I don't know.
It's strange.
It's strange.
I have no interest in the flash either way.
I don't care.
I don't care about any of these.
I'm sick of these superhero movies.
I'm sick of the children that watched them and by children,
I mean, 35 year old losers that are into fucking superhero movies.
You're disgusting.
You're a disgusting person.
And I only watch movies from the nineties.
Ben knows this.
If I have a movie night at my house,
I only watch films from the nineties in the early 2000s.
For the most part,
I don't want to be involved in any of this freak show that's going on right now
where people with Peter Pan syndrome,
and I know that the studios are not making money on other movies.
So they have to make these to go global.
Fine.
And some of them are enjoyable, you know, whatever,
you know, the big one with the Hulk and Thor.
What was that one?
The Avengers and all that.
Listen, I'm not saying that they're, you know, listen,
they're fun every now and then.
The fact that it is the only genre of entertainment in America is disgusting.
The fact that it is the soul genre of which you can partake in going to see a film is disgusting.
Because this is a country that has a lot of old people.
There's more old people than young.
There's going to be so many old people because of the birth deficit or whatever,
that there's so many old people and all of the movies are superhero movies.
So that's crazy to me.
And that just upsets me.
But this story is just funny to me because it is funny how many buttons this person can push,
how much criminality they can be involved with,
and Warner Brothers just goes, yeah, whatever.
It's cool.
It says full steam ahead in the article.
Full steam ahead.
Good. Full steam ahead.
Well, you know, maybe Ron DeSantis will put the military in there.
I mean, it's what, you know, I don't know.
I'm just saying, like, you know, it's, it's like, you know, it's crazy.
If Ron DeSantis, I will support him right now if he promises to use the military to get me work in this town.
Like if Ron DeSantis will use the military to literally go into these companies with guns drawn
and make me a star of some of these superhero films, I will support Ron DeSantis.
And if he's, if he's man enough to make that promise where he will use the military,
the power, the full power of the United States military to put boots on the ground in Beverly Hills and Hollywood
and get me jobs, then I will support him.
And I know that I'm sure he's looking for an endorsement from this show.
That is the, that is what is needed.
That is the requirement for a DeSantis endorsement is him using the military to replace Ezra Miller with me in the flash, in the new flash film.
I was reading this article and I sent it to Ben about children being medicated.
And I took Adderall briefly when I was a youngster in eighth grade.
And it just, you know, I don't know, I just got a dry mouth. It didn't really work.
I mean, I got a little speedy, but you know, the grades didn't go up.
So I think my parents were like, okay, let's not do it anymore.
But this is interesting. This team was, and by the way, I think people need medic medication.
So don't, this isn't one of those things where I say no one needs medication.
I think certain people need to be on their medication.
I have them in my family and I know, but there is, you know, this teen here was prescribed 10 psychiatric drugs.
She's not alone. One morning in the fall of 2017, Renee Smith, a high school freshman on Long Island, New York.
Interesting.
Knocked out of bed overwhelmed by the prospect of going to school.
In the following days, her anxiety mounted into despair.
I should have been happy. She later wrote, but I cried, screamed, begged.
The universe or whatever godly power to take away the pain in a thousand men that was trapped inside my head.
Intervention for her depression and anxiety came not from the divine, but from the pharmaceutical industry.
The following spring, a psychiatrist prescribed Prozac, the medication we all associate with, you know, depression.
However, she kept taking it. The effect dissipated.
She was prescribed an additional anti-depressant effects.
During 2021, the year she graduated, she was prescribed seven drugs.
These included one for seizures and migraines, which neither she didn't have any of either one of those.
But the drug can also be used to stabilize mood and another to dull the side effects of the other medications, although it's mainly used for schizophrenia.
She felt better on some days and deeply sad on others.
Her senior yearbook photo shows her smiling broadly, quote, but I feel terrible that day, said Miss Smith, who is now 19 and attends a local community college.
I've gotten good at wearing a mask.
She had come to exemplify medical practice common among her generation, the simultaneous use of multiple heavy duty psychiatric drugs.
Psychiatrists and other clinicians emphasize the psychiatric drugs properly prescribed can be vital in stabilizing adolescence and saving the lives of suicidal teens.
But these experts caution, such medications are too readily doled out, often as an easy alternative to therapy that families cannot afford or find.
So that's an interesting, that's really an interesting thing.
People, do we have better help this week?
I don't think we do, actually. Would have been nice.
Well, anyway, for a waste, people can't get therapy and they can't afford it.
And the doctors are just cramming pills down the throats of the, you know, a lot of people.
Every now and then you'll meet a kid that needs to be immediately drugged and you can tell.
And I've, you know, I have friends with children where the child is like,
And you go lock it in a cage.
You go put the drugs in it and lock it in a cage because some people have kids that have problems.
You see, big problems.
Okay, like my, you know, one of my friends, kids like he was on his tippy toes a lot.
He would just give me to a kid like that.
They're on their tippy toes and they're like this and I'm like.
All right, that's, that's not going to get solved by a catch in the front yard, right?
Catch isn't going to help that like throwing a ball.
That's not going to help that.
I didn't even know what it was.
But on the tippy toes and then he would go like this and go.
So in those rare instances when it's not going to be solved with a game of catch or some wheat bread.
It's not solved with taking away some ice cream.
It's a real problem.
You got to sedate the children, drug them up.
Put the drugs in them and put them in the cage because they're a problem.
Hyperactive.
I don't know, but you've, you meet them every now and then you're, you're at a party.
It's a nice barbecue.
And then, you know, it's like the, the, the, it's the running of the bulls.
The barn door opens and out comes like, oh my God, what the fuck is this?
And I don't know how it happened or what happened, but the kids are fucking lunatic.
And you go, if this kid's not medicated, they will kill somebody or themselves.
They'll burn something down their liability.
Some kids are a liability and they need to be drugged because they're fucking nuts.
And I'm not a doctor and that's not the clinical term, but that's what happens.
You've seen some of these kids, right?
Yeah.
I mean, they, they have hard times understanding what reality is.
They find to them that Roblox isn't real.
It's not real life.
They're like, what do you mean?
But I'm in the game.
My friends are in the game.
That's everybody.
My point is when they're actually, that's not, that's not what I mean.
What I mean is not a kid who's quietly playing a video game who thinks it's real.
That's fine.
Think it's real.
Just shut up.
My point is a kid who's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to be my dog?
You want to be my dog?
You want to be my dog?
You want to be my dog?
You want to be my, you know what I mean?
Where it's like, where it's like, okay, okay, I'll meet your dog later.
I'll meet your dog later.
I've already met your dog.
I've already met.
Get the fuck away.
Those people need to be drugged.
Some of those kids, because some of those kids have severe, severe, severe, severe issues.
But then there are those other kids in school and you know the kids who are like, they're
sad.
They're like, I'm sad and I don't want it anymore.
They're like, I just don't want it.
I'm so sad.
And that's very sad.
So maybe you give them a little pill.
You give them a little blue pill and you go take a walk around the track.
Every town has a little track that no one uses.
You take a walk around the track and you have a take a little pill.
Here's a little pill.
Here's a little pill.
You're a little overdramatic.
But you can't give them like 13 types of medication.
This is a problem.
If you're really a problem, like if you really have an issue where it's like you're like,
I'm just, I'm not even, I'm not trying to make light of these things because people
have genuine issues with depression, anxiety.
My mother is a schizophrenic.
I call it schizophrenic because she's locked up now.
So it's just fun.
She doesn't really bother anyone.
Please.
But I get it.
I've had anxiety myself.
I have problems with myself.
So much of this is about it's a case by case.
You know what I mean?
So there's people that are severely anxious and depressed that need medication to function
in life.
And then there are people who are having situational depression who with cognitive behavioral
therapy, they can improve their lives greatly.
That includes changes in diet.
That includes maybe exercise.
That includes moderation of drugs and or alcohol, even in marijuana, which everybody
loves, can exacerbate underlying mental health issues.
This is a fact, right?
So not everybody is a well adjusted person.
There's a lot of people.
I'm nuts and everyone I know is nuts.
Now we're talented, you know, but I'm telling you this.
I know a lot of people that need to be on medication and I'm not saying that medication
is not good, but I'm also saying we are an over-medicated country because there are
like sometimes I will eat something I shouldn't eat.
If I eat like a big ice cream Sunday, I feel happy.
I go, oh, I like it.
It feels good.
But then you, then you get tired of God.
Oh, I'm sad now because the sugar high is over.
The high of the sugars over the insulin crash comes and then you're just like, oh, I didn't
know why did I do it?
And then you're disgusted with yourself.
And you're like, I've been bad.
I've been bad.
And you get upset and these negative feelings.
And listen, that can happen with booze.
It can happen with food.
It can happen with any of these things, right?
It can happen with laziness and sloth.
If you don't do it, you don't want to accomplish the things you're doing.
You then get disgusted and it becomes this negative feedback loop where you're like, I'm
a piece of shit.
Those are more situational things that can be helped by lifestyle changes and maybe
some light medication, tiny pill, walk around the track, walk around at 730 at night, have
a Jasmine tea, get in your bed, not getting your bed and don't be a nut.
Now, there's some people that have deeper problems than that where it's very bad.
I had a friend named Andrea.
You know already it's going to be bad.
You know already it's going to be bad.
I liked Andrea a lot.
She was a witch, a modern witch, a wick and very mortal.
And I liked Andrea a lot.
She was fun.
She was sick.
When I was a young person, she was part of my group.
My group included skaters, stoners, goths and drug dealers, I guess they were jocks.
Some of them weren't being drafted, but some of them were able-bodied for sure, physical.
They would fight people and brandish weapons when need be.
But we had a big tent because drugs, and that's the beautiful things about drugs.
That's why I recommend them, is that it is a great big tent.
So you would have, and she was a lovely goth girl, and she had a big knife that she would
cut herself with, not always, not always, not in front of you.
You understand what I'm saying?
She was a witch.
She wore all black, which I like.
I still like that.
I still like that.
She was a witch, and she cut herself with a big knife.
And she had a lot of weed, and we all smoked weed with her.
And when she was happy, when a depressed person is happy, it's so beautiful because they're
not usually happy.
She was manic.
I believe she was manic depressive, and she would be so, and we would laugh.
I mean, she was fun.
There were times when we would just sit there in the back of the library because no one
ever went long island to the libraries, and many people use drugs there in the back of
them because no one goes to them.
And the people that work there don't really pay attention because no one goes to the library.
Unless you're like an older, like a guy like my uncle who goes in, and he's like, I want
to book on Ulysses S. Grant, and it's like, hey, shut up, but he'll go in and get a book
on Ulysses S. Grant, and then go and do the back room with his house and drink.
But we'd be sitting in the back of the library, me, her, and my friend, and we would smoke
pot and just start laughing so hard, nobody even said anything.
Nobody even said anything, but it was just the fun, the humanity, and I believe she was
in many mental institutions, like over and over again, and I think she's dead now.
I think she's dead, but I don't, here's the thing, I don't know.
She might be alive, she was a witch, and she had a big knife.
My point is that there are people out there with problems.
You know what I mean?
I don't know if she's dead or not.
If she's not dead, don't DM me, I don't play that game anymore, I've moved on.
But the point is, what I am saying, and it's hard to make this coherent, but I think the
people out here that are really connecting with it are understanding what I mean.
What I mean is that this person had problems, but was a beautiful person that I believe,
I believe now is dead, but I don't know.
I don't know if she's dead or not.
But fun times, somebody would just giggle like a hyena, she would cackle like a madwoman,
and then run off with her knife into the night.
These are the memories that if you're not making the memories, I think she's dead.
My point is that you have to be careful with this medication, because had we medicated
her earlier on, those beautiful moments that we experienced, I don't know, maybe they
wouldn't have been around.
I hate to sound selfish about it, but she was a fun person.
She met her like twice, two or three times.
But when you're on drugs, and you hang out with somebody, back then, back in the late
90s and early 2000s, when you hung out with somebody, it was like all day, all night,
people used to go out at 11am and get back at 5am.
All day, all night, there were different drugs for different hours, there was always nice
weed in the golden hour, the gloaming, the sunset, and then the coke was at night.
But I mean, or the hallucinogens or whatever you were doing that night.
But I was in the grocery store a few minutes ago, and the guy was talking to his girlfriend,
and he's like, yeah, they're all from the Bay Area, they're really in hallucinogens,
they're like super smart guys, I'm hanging out with them this weekend, they're always
getting to something fucking crazy.
The whole stage is drug addicts, the entire state is people that are just in some form
of psychosis, it's crazy.
They're really smart guys from the Bay Area, they're like super in hallucinogens, I'm
hanging out with them this weekend, they always get into something.
And she was like, yeah, she goes, I only go out on Friday and Saturday nights.
And he goes, that's really like respectable.
That's like a California conversation.
That's really respectable, you do, I only go out on Friday and Saturday nights.
It's really respectable, they're from the Bay Area, they're very in hallucinogens, yeah.
I met a guy, he told me his jobs, he provides drugs for the Rolling Stones.
I said, no way, get Keith Richards on the phone.
And he did, and I played satisfaction, he liked it.
So, you know, he's a drug dealer, but you never know.
What I'm saying is that with the drugs and the children, you have to be careful with it,
all right?
What else do we have?
There's some other things.
But that's the message, really.
I think it's pretty coherent, I think I explained it well.
LA, voters in Los Angeles will decide if the homeless can be housed in vacant hotel rooms.
We've got about 20,000 empty hotel rooms.
We've got 20,000 empty hotel, why wouldn't people come here?
So there's 20,000 empty hotel rooms, there were people, well, there's so many of these hotels,
they're just dumps, right?
Oh, a lot of them.
Right, a lot of these things are like, it dumps, and you know, why wouldn't you put
a homeless people in the hotel?
Right?
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, they're all surrounded.
LAX are not filled anymore, you know?
Right, so a lot of these hotels, because I mean, if you're staying by LAX, I mean,
you're just doing drugs, you're cheating on your wife.
I mean, there's no, or you're like maybe of some crazy like layover, you want to sleep
for six hours, I don't know.
But nobody, there's only, here's a reality, here's a reality.
There's one hotel to stay in if you visit Los Angeles.
It's called the Beverly Hills Hotel, okay?
And frankly, you have to stay there, and it's about 1100 a night or maybe 1400 a night.
You have to stay there.
If you don't stay there, don't come, don't come, don't come.
What did Kamala Harris say?
Don't come.
Do not come.
Do not come.
You cannot stay at the Beverly Hills.
And here's why.
I'm not trying to be classist, I'm telling you, everything else sucks.
Well, Hotel Bel Air.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's Hotel Bel Air.
Very nice.
And there's Beverly Hills Hotel.
The walled off is fine as well.
Do not go near Santa Monica.
It's a madhouse.
There's nothing really in Malibu to stay.
There's nowhere to stay.
I'm not even making this up, folks.
I'm not, you know what I mean?
Downtown is a ritz, but it's a dump.
I'm genuinely, I'm like racking my brain.
There's like nothing.
You got to go to Manacido to like San Ysidro Rancher, Rosewood and Miramar.
I'm telling you, unless you're like, like, you're a young person
and you just want to come here to like fucking get fucked up and hang.
Like that's a whole different story.
You're obviously you'll have a friend, you'll have a couch,
you'll stay in a cheap place.
If you're an older person and you're actually visiting California
and you go, listen, we're going to spend five grand on a trip.
And we're going to stay somewhere nice for two or three nights, whatever it is.
Like I'm telling you, there's there's a dearth of good options here.
There's not a lot.
I'm not, I'm not.
There is in Pasadena.
They have the one that I've stayed at a few times, the Langham.
Oh, the Langham is. Yeah, it's really nice, Pasadena.
There's a few. There's really a few, but there's not a ton.
And I'm not trying.
Everyone's like, oh, you make money now.
You're a big content.
I'm like, yeah, maybe, but I'm telling you the truth.
New York, there's so many hotels.
Here, there's just not a lot of hotels.
And the ones that are left are going to be filled with a homeless.
And that's OK, too, because I say, just give it to them.
Manoj Patel is the manager at an LA Motel 6.
He voluntarily rents some rooms to homeless people who are vetted and paid for by a local church.
Quote, honestly, would you check in a hotel knowing the chances of your neighbor to the left
or to the right is a homeless individual?
No offense, if you're staying in a Motel 6, you lose the right
to demand that the people next to you aren't homeless.
Really, it's a Motel 6, right?
You're staying in a Motel 6, right?
You're staying in a Motel 6.
I imagine the people that are staying in the room next to me are either homeless
or they'll be homeless within three months.
It's a fucking Motel 6.
If you're an extended stay America, if you're at an extended stay America, a Motel 6,
even the lower ends of the best.
Oh, the safari and in Burbank.
Shout out. Oh, shout out to the safari and in Burbank.
But this idea now, they're not going to put
these people at the Beverly Hills Hotel, lose my fucking mind.
They can't do it. Oh, that would be if they do that.
If they do that, I will I will I will be on a tank with Ron DeSantis
in this town with a with a rocket launcher.
Some places need to be fucking nice.
I'm sorry. What do you think civilization is about?
You fucking slugs.
Stop trying to ruin everything and make everything ugly and shit.
Some places need to be.
You can you could put these people in the best Western.
I don't give a shit.
Let them take shits at the fucking continental breakfast.
I don't care. It is what it is.
I stayed in those hotels for years doing comedy.
I don't give a shit.
I smoke in the room when I go to those places.
I act like a homeless person in those hotels.
So I have no problem with them being in those hotels.
But if I see them at the Beverly Hills Hotel, I'm going to get Rick Caruso
and we're going to come here with Caitlyn Jenner and fucking we are going to light shit up.
They cannot be at Hotel Bel Air.
They cannot be the Beverly Hills Hotel.
You know, I mean, it's just what it is.
It can't have it all.
I don't know.
I mean, what do you think about this to homeless in the hotels?
Also, I forgot four seasons in Westlake.
Shout out to them as well.
Yes, four seasons in Westlake, but there's no reason to stay there.
The restaurant is great.
But there's really no reason to stay there unless you what are you doing, you know?
You know, the only attraction at the four seasons in Westlake is my fat agent.
Now, if you want to bring your kids and show them him, you know, it is kind of a marvel.
It's not nothing.
But that's the only attraction.
It's probably better than the Santa Monica beer.
You could feed him and he does he does a few tricks,
not many. He toss and bake and he grabs the phone.
He calls Zaney's and Nashville.
We should do a show on that.
Well, I did that to Rhyman recently.
Anyway, I mean, that's what it is.
We have anything else here.
I don't care about these hotels anymore.
Put everyone anywhere.
Oh, Drew Barrymore.
This is interesting to me.
Drew Barrymore is being accused of racism.
Um, by black tiktokers for copying black men frolicking trend after
posting innocent video of herself enjoying the rain.
Guys, this is insane.
And first of all, Drew Barrymore, let's be very honest, doesn't really know what
she's doing, right?
Like, can we say that?
Can we just say that Drew Barrymore is not exactly aware of
what's going on, you don't own frolicking.
I've never seen black men frolic or any men frolic unless they're gay.
And I would, I will never suck off a man who's frolicking.
So the reality is, I don't even know what this trend is or who claims to own it.
But this is just a sweet, mentally enfeebled woman dancing in the rain.
She has a show on television somehow.
And she is a very sweet, friendly, talented woman who is really no longer
in control of her frontal cortex.
And I don't think she should be blamed for anything at all ever, including murder.
If Drew Barrymore walked in right now and killed me, she doesn't know what
she's doing and she didn't mean it.
So can we, can we play this video of her?
Yeah, and I'll show you the trend too.
But this is the video people are very upset about.
Whenever you can go out into the rain, do not miss the opportunity!
Yeah, she's nuts.
Where is she? New York?
Here's that way.
Never rains.
Nothing like that is in LA.
Right. There's no rain here.
This is just a drasst Stephen King novel.
This is the, this is sort of a compilation of like the videos that are.
Oh my God, I'm frolicking.
Tell me who was frolicking.
Oh my God.
OK, this is disgusting, to be honest.
I don't know what this is, but I mean, this is like crazy.
The world's lost his fucking mind.
And so people are angry at her because she went out into the rain.
I mean, do you don't you see how fucking stupid all these people are?
Don't you see how fucking dumb these people are?
I don't know what to tell you anymore, but can't you?
Wrap your head around how trigger happy these fucking online mobs are,
how they're trying to make all these connections that don't exist.
Drew Barrymore should be able to go out into the rain.
All right, let's get this out.
What else? This is, I mean, you know, Drew Barrymore.
Trump is.
Trump's dealing with it.
We what may come next in inquiry with legal peril.
I don't know.
They're they're saying he had documents and the CIA was saying that
confidential informants were being killed around the world and that Trump had
documents potentially massive in light of what we now know.
In October, 2021, the CIA counterintelligence set a top secret cable warning.
An unusual number of confidential informants were being killed, captured or
compromised in January, 2021.
Trump stole documents on these kind of informants.
Basically, they're alleging that Trump and his family are through
intermediaries is selling information to foreign governments.
That's what they're kind of saying.
I mean, and again, it's a very massive, big insinuation of which there isn't
that much evidence other than the fact that he was in possession of these documents.
But, you know, this will this will develop more in time and we'll figure out.
I I put nothing past the Trump crew.
I don't know what they're doing.
I also put nothing past the CIA.
So it's it's a fun tennis match.
But let's watch these things because children were serving food into McDonald's
and people were very uncomfortable.
This made me laugh out loud.
Quote, I'm not coming back here.
McDonald's customers react to seeing kids behind the counter in Louisville location.
A spokesperson for McDonald's said the children in the video are not employees.
Customers spoke out Wednesday after witnessing kids behind the counter at Louisville
at a Louisville McDonald's restaurant.
Nathan Pitts and his girlfriend Annette Cardwell said they go to the McDonald's
on Taylor Boulevard often.
However, their Sunday night was the first time seeing underage kids inside.
It was a school night.
They should have been in bed.
Cardwell and Pitts said two children were taking and making orders at 11 p.m.
They looked as young as 10 years old.
The couple added that they were so disgusted by what they saw.
They immediately asked for their money back.
So they walked into a McDonald's.
You walk into a McDonald's.
You see kids behind the counter.
You're leaving. You're eating.
I'm eating filet of fish.
Oh, yeah.
McDouble, no mustard, McFlurry, small fry.
I mean, I'm eating.
Is there a video of one of the children working?
So this is the video they have here.
This was Nathan Pitts reaction after pulling up to the window at the McDonald's.
It's blurred out, obviously.
Right.
And one wide alliance wrapped around because I got these little kids up in this
month.
Pitts and his girlfriend Annette Cardwell say they come to this McDonald's often.
However, they say Sunday was their first time seeing underage kids inside.
It was a school night.
They should have been in bed.
They're working.
Says the two children were taking and making orders at 11 at night.
Shut your mouth and get to McRib.
Stop being a rat.
Stop being a rat.
Get your fucking fries and leave.
It's not your business.
Are they running the operation properly?
Are they making the McFlurries?
Are they fucking?
Is everything hot and ready to go?
If it is, who cares?
Why are we limiting what children can do?
Let them manage at McDonald's.
Keep going.
It looks like they're accepting the food here.
Yeah, they're sure they did, by the way.
This is to protect their identity.
Cardwell says they looked as young as 10 years old.
The fact that these kids just handed me my drinks is pissing me off.
But those kids should not have been behind that camera at all.
The couple says they were so disgusted by what they saw,
they immediately started recording and asked for their money back.
I need a refund, please.
I need a refund.
I'm sorry.
I need a refund.
I went to the McDonald's today to get some answers.
The general manager says the owner told her she's not
allowed to comment on this situation.
I also reached out to McDonald's corporate office.
A spokesperson for the company says, quote,
we are aware of the incident and can confirm that the minors shown
in the video are not employees of the restaurant.
They are children of some of the employees.
While we are proud to employ many parents and caregivers
and understand that sometimes kids may visit a parent's workplace,
minors who are not employees are not permitted behind the counter.
We have taken action to ensure that all of our employees
are reminded of our policies regarding visitors.
As for Pitts and Cardwell, they say McDonald's officially lost
to loyal customers.
I'm not coming back here.
OK, well, great.
I wonder if McDonald's will survive.
I hate, I don't like rats, man.
I don't like the idea that people are, you know,
somebody brought their kids to work and they're like, hey,
why don't you get behind the counter and start fucking?
I'm a little drugged up today.
Why don't you get behind the counter and help mom out?
Because mom's a little high and can you take some orders
while I fucking try to straighten up splash
from cold water on my face.
This is a very American story and it's actually beautiful.
A child visits their mother who's high,
who's working at McDonald's.
She's too high to take orders.
So she says to her children, can you help mom out?
Can you take the orders while I try to sober myself up?
Missouri School District revives paddling to discipline students.
This is odd.
Man, Missouri is a real.
It's a really interesting place.
And by interesting, I mean a whole.
I mean, I've been there.
I mean, man, can you imagine?
No offense if you live there.
I mean, you know, God bless.
Comics are supposed to like everywhere.
So if I go to that place, I'm supposed to sell tickets there.
So they're supposed to like every place
and they're not supposed to insult any place.
Well, then don't listen to the show and don't come
because I don't care.
Formally known as, I mean, what am I going to pretend it?
Formally corporal punishment, the disciplinary measure
usually involves striking students
on the buttocks with a wooden paddle.
In Cassville, staff members will employ,
quote, reasonable physical force
without, quote, a chance of bodily injury or harm
in the presence of a witness.
Wait, what?
Interesting.
So I guess they can't hit them too hard,
basically is what they're saying.
Right.
And that's when it also has to be in the room,
which that's how it was when I got spanked too, I think.
Yeah, well, this is just insane.
I mean, you grew up in hell.
I mean, listen, the reality is,
it's just this is what happens
when a country's completely falls apart
and this is like people are like going to like,
you know, they're going to start whacking kids
with paddles in school.
I just don't understand.
I, you know, if you came home and you're like a teacher,
hit me with a pad, I mean, you know,
I just, I don't think it's necessary.
I think you should be able to discipline children
without hitting them with a paddle, you know?
Is this the only other option we have besides
drugging them?
That's unfortunate.
So we have to either give them 19 medications
or hit them with a paddle.
These are the two, these are the two options we have
in the quote, greatest country in the world
where everyone's such a fucking smart, resourceful person.
The only way you can deal with children is to attack them,
hit them with a paddle or drug them,
give them anti-psychotic medication.
Like it's just crazy.
It's not new in schools and my father was paddled
and blah, blah, blah into Catholic school.
The nuns would hit him with a ruler, you know,
and what, which town in Missouri is this?
I guess it's, I think it's statewide, I believe,
or it's a school district.
So it says,
Casville, yeah.
Go to house for sale, Casville, Missouri.
Okay.
House for sale, Casville, Missouri.
See here.
See what we're working with here.
Let's see if we can get a selling sunset franchise.
Okay, relter.com, okay.
I prefer Zillow.
Okay, let me go back to Zillow.
Here we go, Casville, Missouri.
Ain't cheap.
Wow.
None of this is cheap.
What's interesting is these are actually
really pretty homes.
Some of them are in the low end, you know, below 300,
but for the homes we're seeing here are a lot of these.
Some of them dip.
Some of them are really nice homes.
But go down, go down, there's more to the story here.
Go to that 67.5.
This is what we're talking about, yeah.
This is where, yeah.
Yeah, whole Lord imagine.
Yes, I mean, those are the people who they go,
you want us to hear your kids?
And they go, yeah, please, we'll hit them.
Let's all kill them.
There's a dog in one of the real estate photos.
Is that a real dog?
Yeah, he's like chained up too.
There is a chained dog in one of the real estate photos.
Lovely.
There it is.
I like the kitchen, lots of natural light.
I like the rotted wood.
It makes me think a horror movie scene.
I can imagine blood spilling out into the sink.
Let's see what the primary bedroom's like.
Ashtray on the table.
Oh, ashtray, great.
Fuck yeah.
I see, I like when you've punched through a wall
and you conceal it with a blanket
that you hang on the wall.
Nothing wrong with that.
Man.
Yeah.
They didn't show us the primary,
unless that's the primary, not the master.
Get the realtor on the phone right now.
Who's representing the property?
I'm telling you right now, I want to know,
I want to know who is representing the property.
I'll call him in two seconds.
It's dipped in value, it says.
Has it?
Yeah, it was up to like 70 at some point.
Well, it's a good time to buy.
Call Larry.
Call Larry right now.
Because I have
a few questions about this property.
Okay, I'm connecting.
Then let's dial in somebody else's phone number.
Okay, I'm connecting.
Then let's dial in somebody else's phone number.
Let's see if he answers.
I mean, no one works anymore.
Nobody's good for anything in this fucking country,
but maybe Larry'll answer and help sell me this house.
Look at his number.
Fuck.
He's a good man.
I just want to make sure this is in the school district
where the kids are getting hit.
That's my biggest concern right now with this property
is that this is in the school district
where the children are being.
This is him.
That's great.
Okay.
Try his office or sell.
Sell.
He's out.
It's a weekend.
It's a Saturday, right?
Yeah, that's when they work.
That's when real estate agents should work.
Okay, here we go.
What town is this?
Castfield, Missouri.
Hello, you are reached the voicemail of...
You want to leave a voicemail?
If you will name your name, number,
and a short message, I will return your call.
Have a good day.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you've finished recording, you may hang up
or press one for more options.
Larry, how are you?
My name is Brandon Schaub.
I'm looking for a property in Castfield
and I see that you're the guy there.
A couple of my friends have recommended to me
that you are the guy there.
There's a beautiful home on Harold Street
that looks like a real fixer-upper
and I just wanted to make sure
that it was still on the market.
It wasn't in escrow and it was in the school district
where the kids were able to get paddled
because I have a few kids myself
and quite frankly, corporal punishment
is exactly what they need.
So assuming that the taxes are good,
I'd love to move forward.
Thank you and give me a ring back when you can.
Okay, hang up.
All right.
Thanks for watching, everyone.
We'll update you,
but I think this is a great investment property.
TimDillonComedy.com, nothing on sale yet.
Things might be on sale.
Merch dropping very soon.
We've gone to some,
we've made some really, really cool merch stuff that's coming.
So at timdilloncomedy.com,
can they sign up to be alerted when merch comes out?
Yeah, they can.
Oh my God.
Not only the special as well.
Tim Dillon, the real hero on Netflix, if you care.
And then go to the bottom of the website, sign up for-
Go to the bottom of the website, sign up for the merch.
The merch is really cool.
We've got the knife fight shirt and hoodies
and everything coming out.
New fake business stuff.
I wish them well.
Ben's gonna cut a really cool promo.
And we will see everybody else.
Thank you for spending your Saturday night with us.
And oh, what else was I gonna say?
Yeah, watch the special if you can
and tell a friend we want Netflix
to be happy with the numbers.
They are certainly.
But yeah, do you have anything to add?
I'll put a link for the Netflix special.
So you can just click it.
I'll take you right to it after-
How easy is that?
How easy is that?
Do you have anything to add in closing?
The iPad thing.
What?
Well, the thing with the kid,
I was gonna say when you take the iPad away from the kid,
I was gonna say they go nuts.
They start squirming and going crazy.
That's why I wasn't doing like a non sequitur thing.
What?
When you asked me if I knew a kid like that,
that was crazy.
And I told you the thing about like Roblox and stuff.
Yeah, I was getting to the,
I sounded very like a fool.
I wanted to just go back to it real quick.
You sounded like a fool then.
Yeah, so I just wanted to clarify
that that part I was getting to the thing where I was,
I didn't want to make it look like I was just telling a story
about a child I once knew.
I was trying to connect it to what you were saying.
Noted.
That's what I would like to add.
I would like to go on the record.
Noted.
Well, there's that.
Have fun in Europe with your wife.
Oh yeah.
Go into Europe.
Isn't that nice?
Mm-hmm.
If you see Ben in Europe, say hello to him.
Right?
No?
Mm-hmm.
If you're in Austria.
Some time off.
Tim Dillon grants time off.
Has Tim Dillon,
does Tim Dillon go gal venting around Europe?
No, because I'm a workhorse and all I do is work.
All I do is work for the betterment of the community
and myself and him and everyone.
But I understand he's gal venting through Europe,
but what I'll be working as I always am
and I always will be
because there are kings and there are Titans
and then there's everybody else.
And have a good time.
And I hope you enjoy it.
You should be these.
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
Keep your mouth shut before you're fucking replaced.
I'll go get that retard who produces Christchurch podcast
that'll be sitting here in five minutes.
All right, everyone.
Good luck.