The Tim Dillon Show - 325 - Christmas in Nantucket

Episode Date: December 4, 2022

- In this episode Tim rants about Hunter Biden's laptop scandal and the information being made public on Twitter, Joe Biden's holiday vacation in Nantucket, how easy it is to find jobs on craigslist, ...and Disney's new flop of a movie "Strange World" Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 SPONSORS: KEEPS: ▶▶ GO TO KEEPS.COM/TIMDILLON TO RECEIVE YOUR FIRST MONTH OF TREATMENT FOR FREE.  BABBEL: ▶▶ Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to BABBEL.com/TIM ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ 🐦 Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon 🌍 Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows 📹 Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show we are in the midst of Twitter gate This is a big deal big news big story epic huge This is big. It's our boy Hunter Biden's laptop If you remember that Elon Musk who now owns Twitter And he what he has done is he is Given internal documents to Matt Tai Ebi Who's a journalist about the supposed and it seems pretty I won't even say the word supposed it seems pretty Established that the suppression of Hunter Biden's laptop
Starting point is 00:00:39 Story now you remember Hunter Biden is the president son. He's a crackhead. He likes whores He has all of that on a lap. I don't know why He has every photo of everyone. He's fucked in every crack pipe He's ever put into his mouth in a fucking Google Drive, but he does he has everything that he's ever done It makes no sense to me I'm a guy that used to do drugs not as many as Hunter Biden and I didn't have that much fun doing it But it never occurred to me in the midst of my drug use like Straw in nose over CD case. It was the gin blossoms doing a line
Starting point is 00:01:18 I never said to myself. Why don't I have a fucking photograph of this? Why don't I have you know? Why isn't this documented? But every single thing Hunter Biden has ever done is documented and it's on a fucking laptop and the laptop went to a I guess a laptop repair shop and He just left it. This is apparently what happened Hunter Biden on crack with hookers
Starting point is 00:01:52 Photos on the laptop also as has this weird job at Burisma, which is some energy company in Our favorite country the Ukraine Hunter Biden's dad got him the job or maybe or the idea that they would have some closeness with the dad inspired them I don't know that Hunter Biden was really, you know Inthused about natural gas or that he had a passion for energy. This is some type of Sweetheart gig that he had all of this Starts looking and feeling like a scandal Whether it is or not, but it probably is
Starting point is 00:02:34 This is a story about a father and a son and And I mean Joe Biden and I've said this before he's had the most tragic life of anyone I've ever I mean He's like I mean like Joe Biden One son died of a brain tumor the other son is a crackhead started dating The one son whose died's wife started fucking his wife, okay? I believe Joe Biden's first family if you can look this up. I think they're all like Dad, I think Biden's first wife died like Joe Biden's first The family was like some type of tragic situation too like they're all
Starting point is 00:03:15 Yeah, yeah, she died his first wife died Yeah, she died God So this was a she died in a car crash with her one-year-old daughter Naomi Her two sons bow and hunter were both critically injured but survived the wreck so this family Has like a gypsy curse put on them I've always said that maybe Biden has sold his soul to the devil for power and the devil said well I'll make you president, but you're gonna I'm gonna take a lot in on in the way on the way
Starting point is 00:03:46 It's like nothing. I've never seen it makes you feel bad for him right I mean even though he's you know, whatever you put a bunch of black people in jail And he's probably done some horrible things himself It's it's sad when you look at his entire life is tragic, right? So now he's got this son hunter and this laptop and the story comes out in the New York Post There's like all kinds of shit on this laptop. It's not good and now Twitter Goes on the laptop and the Twitter safety group whoever the people are that handle The Twitter misinformation because you gotta remember it was all Russia and Russia is coming and they're gonna make you believe
Starting point is 00:04:26 Yeah, you know and it was a whole thing about how everybody's Russian your aunt is Russian who likes Trump She's everybody who was Russian or Chinese and everyone's a bot or a troll and nobody was real. Who's real? Who's real is uncle Ralph real? No, he's Russian the Russians put him up to it Everything after Trump was elected was about how Russia had apparently taken over all of Facebook and started posting as your aunts and uncles Nobody really voted for Trump. It was now listen was Russia fucking with our elections. Sure. Have we fucked with all of theirs? Yes Was it an overreaction by the intelligence community in America? Seemingly a bit because they then spent two years going Trump's a Russian asset and they couldn't prove any of it
Starting point is 00:05:08 But they had to sit down with Twitter all the time and they had to go There's disinformation coming you better get ready. Are you ready for the disinformation? And you know the people at Twitter they want to be good I've met some of these people not they work at Twitter, but I know who they are they go to Stanford and They're you know They're like we are elite and we are the utopians and we are ushering in a brave new world Where everyone's gonna love each other and be nice to each other and say these words and not those words And they'll get the right information at the right time so they can make the right decision
Starting point is 00:05:36 Then by the right decision I mean the decision that we made three months ago that they're going to now adopt This is the way they believe this is what they think and they eat dumplings and vegan food and and you know Not because they're all Asian, but there is a there is a contingent and there's nothing wrong with that But this is you know, I like the Asian culture. It's a very clean culture and there's a lot we can learn from them But the thing of what I'm saying here, I'm not I'm not going Kanye here relax What I'm saying is that you you have it's a different culture tech is different Finance is more aggressive and agro tech is a little bit more. You know, it's a cold and cool
Starting point is 00:06:13 Manipulative kind of sociopath culture. They really believe they're doing the right thing. They really believe it They really believe that you just got to get on board The whole thing is about getting you on board with all the solutions that are going to fix your life And this little thing you have in your head called a brain is no good And they have to figure out how to basically have you rely. It's like a plane you know when they started taking the pilots out of the Aircraft the plane started crashing less because the planes now do most of the work This is the way that tech people kind of think about the world the if they can get you
Starting point is 00:06:49 Out of the decision-making process of whatever it happens to be Voting for who you want taking a vaccine. Whatever it is. They don't want you in the process They want to remove you from the process as much as possible Because you don't have the information they have the information. They're the guardians of the information so Every week and this is again, I listen to y'all Roth on Kara Swisher's podcast. I've listened to Vigigati before she's been on Rogan and stuff like that I don't think these are evil people by nature
Starting point is 00:07:20 I think they are kind of drunk on their own power a little bit And I think they have like a my it's like a mom complex. Have you ever met him like a real mom? Who's like, you know, I used to have an auntie Michelle was like a mom She was like what's going on? Like she has that energy You know what I mean like a like a like a mom who's like with a shirt that says it's wine o'clock And you know what I mean and she's like a martyr and she's like if you knew half of what I had to deal with You know how many Nazis I deal with on a daily basis and it's a mom energy It's like a it's like a drunk wine mom who's had enough of her shit kids
Starting point is 00:08:00 And she comes in the house and she's like fucking Christ y'all eat when I say you eat and You'll watch the things I say you can watch because I'm a mom and you can understand it because that's a mother But these people a little drunk on their power. They have a little bit of a mom energy They're like there's a lot of kids and teenagers and trolls and Nazis and Russians and Chinese and Everybody's yelling at each other on these sites. Nobody really wants to admit that these sites are just kind of bad, right? I mean that would be the real just but we can't admit that there goes all the money Because we can't admit that that these these things are easily gamed they make us less human the eventual thing is that they destroy our humanity entirely but
Starting point is 00:08:43 between now and then there's a lot of revs a lot of ad revenue so people have to go it's almost like it you know It's almost like Going you a crackhead and going can't you just smoke a little bit? I mean you're embarrassing yourself You're sitting on the street Can you smoke a little bit at the end of the day after work and it's like no they're on crack So what happens with these sites is it is kind of funny to watch people debate how to make them really really great when a lot of the problems seem Like they were present at the design of these things and it feels like these things are kind of working exactly how they're supposed to work
Starting point is 00:09:23 So Elon Musk so every week or whatever it during the election time the FBI would sit down with Twitter and go get ready for it It's coming all of the disinformation is coming. It's a hack. It's a hack and leak They're gonna do a hack and leak like a wiki leaks. They're gonna hack our government find out that we've been fucking God only knows shooting civilians in the face in Iraq or you know, that was the wiki leaks thing But they're gonna then they're gonna distribute hacked Information on your site and you're gonna be in trouble So you got to stop that from happening because foreign countries want to embarrass us and expose us You know, that's what they did
Starting point is 00:10:04 They sat down every week with these people and they're like this is a hack and leak campaign They're coming they're gonna show you all the shit. We've been doing and you know, it's almost like somebody in the room We're like, so what are we doing? What are you guys doing like? You know, have you ever have you ever like seen someone go to grab their phone? Like, you know, there's their phones like this where where's my phone and you're like, what is on their phone? So there is there is something like that. So now Hunter Biden has a laptop so the people at Twitter Go on the laptop. This is what happens. They go on the laptop. They see that all the child porn is tastefully done
Starting point is 00:10:42 They make a decision they say all of this CP on this laptop is actually very tastefully done as CP goes If they bring it in to the visual anti Gotti and the other guy and they sit down and they watch the hours and hours of Hunter Biden chasing whores around with a crack pipe and then they go. No, I'm kidding. I'm that's a joke I maybe I don't know but They basically decide that the New York Post story comes out where it's like Hunter Biden They go there's a laptop out there And I think there's pictures of his hot the Biden team has said listen
Starting point is 00:11:18 We just didn't want to show pictures of my son's hog This is This is America 2022 these are the issues of the day the Biden team has come out and they have said The reason we pushed back and pressured Twitter is because it's like one of my sons is dead Can you at least have the decency to not show my other son's hog? Maybe it's a nice hot. I bet Hunter's got a cock. This is my bet. I bet Hunter has a dick This is what I think anyone who anyone who fucks their dead brother's wife
Starting point is 00:12:01 You've got to have a dick, right? You're gonna have a dick like she's not doing that for nothing Hunters probably got a cock. It's it's it might have issues It might I think it might be gnarled where it's like some dicks or veiny where they look like there's they were in an electrical fire There's like wires it may be not me. Maybe it's not pretty, but it's I think it's substantial. It's a dick If I had to guess it's a dick, right? So Joe Biden is probably like Listen, I don't know what else is going on I'm sure there's your barisma and the Ukraine and the energy that you listen
Starting point is 00:12:32 I'm sure that that all plays into it, but what Biden has said. This is what he's come out and said he's good listen They want to show my son's hog on The internet They probably had to explain the Biden was even happening. They're probably like hunters got photos out there and Biden came up in the air of TV where they'd blur it out. They wouldn't show it. There were three networks Even with cable you could make a phone call. You could put some pressure on somebody But now it's a it's a circus a madhouse. So you have to sit him down again. He's like hey, what's what's going on? You go listen hunters got a problem. I know but they've got his hog
Starting point is 00:13:15 Hunter hunters got a hug. Yeah. Yeah, they got it They got photos of it and you're gonna put it all over the internet And I think they went to Twitter and you're like, by the way, can you stop with his hog? Also, there's a lot of other corruption in there. We don't need out anyway, but can we please not Have his hog out there So what you have is Twitter's former head of trust and safety y'all Ross shared more insight about the decision in an interview this week Noting that the story set off quote alarm bells signaling it might be a hack and leak campaign What did I just say by a Russian group known as fancy bear?
Starting point is 00:13:51 Ultimately for me it didn't reach a place where I was comfortable removing this content from Twitter somehow It did get removed Dorsey admitted fault at the time in a roundabout way straight blocking of URLs was wrong But we updated our policy and enforcement to fix our goals to attempt to add context. So here's the reality and They did not want Trump to win. This is Quite clear now you might say Well, that's good. You hate Trump. That's fine You know at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter, you know what your feelings were about President Trump
Starting point is 00:14:29 President Trump will die eventually. I know that people don't think that's possible, but he will he's old. He's gonna he's gonna he won't live forever So when we debate things that involve Trump the problem becomes he's such a big figure that nobody can have any Conversation about something he's involved in on principle Everything has to be about him Particularly and on principle We would all probably agree that it's not a great idea that you have sites like Twitter with the ability to disseminate information in a way that could
Starting point is 00:15:07 slant an election towards one candidate if they see fit That's we would all probably say that's not great Um that being said it it does get messy because there is information out there that Could be gamed for sure and it could be fake and I mean wait till the deep fakes Start rolling out like if they had deep fakes of hunter biden You know, you know You'd probably have to figure out like how do we how do we deal with that? You know, do we do we just put it out?
Starting point is 00:15:40 There could be a deep fake of him like just fucking a hooker and yelling and screaming and you know Hunter biden is you know, they had a Thanksgiving in Nantucket recently the biden family and they were trying to decide if he was Going to run again You know, they had to explain to him number one you are president They had to sit him down and go you're the president and he'd go what you're the president And do you want to be the president again? And that was very difficult, but hunter was at the dinner so hunter And you know, this is you saw biden in nantucket
Starting point is 00:16:11 um Going up to like windows And like going into these little cute christmas. He stores in nantucket and Everybody's getting excited, you know, and they're taking photos of him and He seems happy. He seems happy because he doesn't he's not the president at that moment. He's just an old man walking around in town square But hunter Was not and I noticed this i'm like, you know hunters there
Starting point is 00:16:37 I read that he was there. He was not on the like the town walks with the family And you wonder if hunter asked like if they're like, we're gonna we're gonna take a walk in there We're gonna go see the trees you wonder if hunter's like Hey, can I be involved with that? Or when they leave does hunter just light up in the backyard like a 14 year old Like does hunter use that time does hunter watch the secret service and as soon as they're out of you as soon as they're gone Does he just walk in the back and go i'm gonna hit the beach and just get loaded
Starting point is 00:17:14 And this is uh, you know, this is a real issue and uh the thing with trump is that trump will lie about everything and anything Trump has no Relationship to the truth. I mean some of what trump has said has been correct But it's been correct in a way by accident because trump doesn't care if it's correct or not if it helps trump trump You know has blatantly used a q and on thing to boost him knowing that It's fake and knowing that it was designed by people close to him Um, so trump's word here Isn't always, you know, obviously it's it's it's not gospel, right?
Starting point is 00:17:48 So you just got to look at these things on their face And go what what are they preventing you from knowing? Would you have not voted for biden if you knew certain shit? And maybe that's the case like if you if you saw hunter's hog At would you have said no? I don't know But it became to a point where remember that story broke and it was very salacious and then it went away immediately Like overnight it was like boom. We're done
Starting point is 00:18:21 We're done with hunter biden and his crack The biden family's tradition of eating lunch shopping and watching your christmas tree lighting In downtown nantucket friday became mostly about keeping the president's two-year-old grandson from having a meltdown What There was president joe biden's daughter ashley dancing and clapping with nephew bow to jingle bow rock to keep him entertained as they waited for the crowd That had gathered for the 48th annual tree lighting ceremony on main street There was bow perched on the shoulders of his dad hunter biden. Oh, wait a minute
Starting point is 00:18:58 So hunter's out at the tree lighting go back There he is He's at the tree here. I thought he was gone I thought they locked him in malibu I and he's next to a priest Do you think that's the rules that hunter can only leave if he's accompanied by a priest? This is not a bad idea Right next to our president you have his son hunter and then a hobbit priest
Starting point is 00:19:29 This hobbit priest must follow hunter, but I thought for sure And I'm I egg on my face here. I can't believe I'm wrong for sure I thought that hunter was being kept Because listen, I was a junkie when I was a little kid like when I was in my teens And you know, my parents were like just just fall back Like we don't we don't have to bring you everywhere. You're a problem You're a liar. You're a thief and you're a degenerate So until you clean that up, we're not going to the Christmas tree lighting with you
Starting point is 00:20:01 Now maybe hunter's cleaning up. Can you zoom in on hunter's face as close as you can get because I'm I'm cured. No Is that the face of someone who's turned over a new leaf Biden by the way, does this not look like a weird thing where they've inserted biden into do they even look like they're together? Like it feels photoshopped the whole thing by the way, look at this photo and I'm not trying to be A conspiracy theorist, but that's who I am and how I've made my money But take a look at No, I mean look at everyone in the photo. Zoom out again Does anyone in this photo
Starting point is 00:20:44 Feel like they have any relation to anything around them or what's going on. It's the street and I forgot hunter had a kid I forgot hunter had a kid. I had no idea he had a child. Oh, it's a cute kid and who's that That's who's that? Is that hunter's lady? Is hunter doing better? Can we get these answers? I thought hunter was just locked in malibu smoking rock But apparently he's like being a family man in nantucket All of this because he left a laptop, right? I think that's what happened. I think he left a laptop
Starting point is 00:21:26 Hunter melissa and bow joined the biden. So I mean, I guess he's doing better What happened the second chances? It's so Listen He had a job in an energy company. He got it because of his dad In a country that you know, the president of it has billions and billions of dollars exposed in the you know, the Panama papers and everything Who was installed in a cia coup that we are now at war with and possibly going to be nuclear He's also smoked a lot of crack with some hookers, but people are taking their underage. I don't know that they're underage
Starting point is 00:22:05 Maybe I don't know But here's my whole thing. What about second chances It's the holiday. Do I have to remind you the season it is? You sick fox. Do I have to remind you the season is because it is the holiday season. It is the season of Jingle bells. It is the season of You know, it's it's this is the season of you know, it's about family and I don't want to be
Starting point is 00:22:34 Kind of you know emotional here. I don't I try not to get emo About things because I usually I'm just trying to be a goof, but I'm really dead serious right now This is a time about family and it's about family whether it's a crack head and his corrupt father and his dad brother's wife And a laptop with sensitive government information. It's still about gathering around the tree
Starting point is 00:23:07 It you know, it's still about that. It's still about Hanging the stockings from the fire. It's still about hot cocoa You know, is it about the collapse of a democracy that's being replaced by a Technocracy of people that have all been blackmailed. Yeah. Hey, it but it's the fucking holidays And we're gonna have a goddamn we're gonna have a goddamn tree lighting Look, he looks great. He looks great. Is this not a man you would trust? Is that not a man? I think he's doing good And I love everyone on twitter by the way who when you talk about this are like, you're exposing someone with an addiction
Starting point is 00:23:48 They have an a he has an addiction and how dare you? Cool, man Cool. Um, yeah What do you want me to do not discuss it? It's he's been quiet. He's the one who took all the goddamn photos And the videos but he looks good now, right? I mean doesn't he seem he seems to be turning the page So, I mean, I don't know. I mean, this is just this is the big news. It's twittergate folks They're gonna is that a sig? I thought he had a sig. It's a milkshake
Starting point is 00:24:28 I think that at the end of the day um This is an american family This is american family of a man who quite possibly sold his soul to the devil to become president um, and You know you're and now he's leering through a window So I mean
Starting point is 00:24:53 Yeah he's the president but I mean, listen on the other side you have now people that believe That on hunter biden's laptop. There are you know videos of nancy polosi Uh cooking children uh over boiling them in a pot So that that'll get kicked off again That'll be they don't the thing about the q and on people what you really have to kind of be
Starting point is 00:25:21 Impressed by is their ability to never admit defeat They really don't like defeat. They will stay with it. They'll no matter what the q and on people They will just change they go. Yeah. Well, the plan is shifted the plan has changed and um, You know, so I mean, this is just it's it's a story of an american. It's the story of american family But let's give them a rest because the economy is back Let's go to this the economy is doing well now jobs. Everybody has a job Even though some of the jobs aren't great Um, and you know like that manager a warlock shot everybody in the break room
Starting point is 00:25:56 That's a small price to pay you have a job At least you have a gig Everybody is doing really really well. There is a turnaround in this economy people are happy Even the railroad people the people that uh that we didn't want the republicans We they care about the people didn't want the railroad people to be able to use the bathroom on the job or Something they had no guaranteed sick days the railroad people I don't know how I feel about that because I don't I don't certainly I don't love the ticket takers But I don't think that's who we're talking about. I don't love the people that punched the tickets on the railroads
Starting point is 00:26:29 Uh, they call they're cold conductors, but are they really conductors? They're not driving the train Like I you know on the long island railroad someone's driving the train. Maybe that's the engineer But these conductors that walk around take tickets. They just they they they just punch your ticket They're kind of like carnival people. They're kind of I don't know the difference between them and a ferris wheel Workers so I didn't know where I was going to land on the uh, I genuine generally go in for the worker. I believe that um Workers should be given rights, you know, like uh like voluntary euthanasia, but uh, there's something about uh There's something about this idea the u.s labor market remains historically tight
Starting point is 00:27:08 With many employers competing for a limited pool of workers and bidding up wages despite an uncertain economic outlook They added two hundred and sixty three thousand jobs in november holding near the strong gains of the previous three months So here's the deal The jobless rate is about 3.7 last month Historically low and it's pushing up wages. Let go right now to craigslist. I want to prove a point Go to craigslist los angeles and see if we can get a job and I bet you can So if you're if you're worried about there go to craigslist los angeles jobs I want to find a job if you can find a job in this cut
Starting point is 00:27:48 You can't complain as long as you have a job you can't complain It doesn't matter what the job is as long as you have one everything is fine deli person wanted Deli person in front counter person needed both locations closed at 5 p.m. Boom We offer health benefits bonuses throughout the year full and part-time police and resume work history They are the york bagel and deli dude. That's not fucking bad. What else do we got? This is a good. This is good line cook for a rotisserie keep going Facial room pedicure manicure station for rent. I need someone to play tennis with I like this. Let's do this I'm looking for someone to play tennis with on a weekly basis
Starting point is 00:28:33 slash coach I would say I'm beginner intermediate and would like to play with someone better than me This by the way is how you get stabbed Answering this ad right here on craigslist is how you get stabbed Right here on craigslist is how you get put in the back of a car You do not have to be a professional tennis coach. This is how you know it's a problem They go i'm looking for someone to play tennis with slash coach and then immediately you go You don't really have to be a coach. I just want to wear your skin
Starting point is 00:29:07 This is a great opportunity for college student. Ooh or someone who won't be missed Now there's a great opportunity for college student or someone out of school looking for some extra cash Willing to pay $50 an hour For someone to play tennis with them So these are jobs that are opening up things are happening and people feel really good About the economic outlook now You know if you can get a gig uh playing tennis, I think you can probably Dental hygienist look at this energetic and knowledgeable hygienist
Starting point is 00:29:43 Very busy office. Okay Is that I love that they said be able to diagnose gum disease and be a team player Like be a team player It says It says we're looking for a hygienist. They can do a superb job of oral care Be able to diagnose gum disease and be a team player like don't Just be out for yourself As a dental hygienist like don't just be like I'm here to build my own brand of uh gum disease
Starting point is 00:30:12 Identification you got to be a team player. But yeah, I mean, this is not a big this I think at the end of the day Um, you're going to you're going to see things turn around quicker than we had even thought And I'm really excited about that. So let's see what about this twitter game. Is anyone defending themselves? What about a vigia vigia vihad vigia? Vigia. I got a got a I cannot pronounce it. I'm not being racist I'm bad with the names vigia vigia got a uh, I'm not trying to be I don't I don't know how to do it. Um, But is she defending herself?
Starting point is 00:30:51 uh Is she uh somebody who? Uh, it's with a j. Is is she somebody who? uh, it feels like she has to come out and Say hey I looked at hunter's cock and I decided that it's v i j a y g a d d e um Yeah, does she come out and say like hey, I looked at the dick. I made the decision that uh, it is not
Starting point is 00:31:23 Uh, suitable for people um, I'm wondering if she Is lawyering up right now. I imagine she is she's probably lawyering up and she's probably um You know getting ready to uh speak her peace Right-wingers baying for action because everybody's you know, katlyn jenner by the way tweeted that this woman should be indicted Did you see katlyn jenner's tweet katlyn jenner tweeted this find katlyn jenner's tweet?
Starting point is 00:31:52 Uh, she tweeted this um She tweeted, uh, I believe it was something I have it on my phone because I was I was laughing so hard Uh, it was truly a beautiful moment because you know katlyn jenner is She's no shrinking violent. Um She basically She basically said this katlyn jenner's tweet here investigate subpoena Indite and criminally charged vijaya gadi for treason
Starting point is 00:32:22 So katlyn jenner is saying this woman Is uh is it's treasonous behavior and she should be indicted for treason katlyn jenner america's mother Weighing in on this and saying that it must not be tolerated So ilan musk is now taking over donald trump's uh job of of like the country is going to You know, it seemed like for a two indian americans at center of joe biden's son's laptop story. It's hilarious. I mean Democratic congressman rocona who did say that it should be I think rocona was the one who messaged her and goes
Starting point is 00:33:02 Hey, what's going on here? This seems like it's a first amendment issue to indian americans congressman rocona and vijaya gadi Promptly figure in us president joe biden's son hunter's laptop story Yeah, so the story claimed to contain emails retrieved from a laptop belonging to hunter The new york post said it learned that the emails existed from trump trump's x white house chief strategist steve bannon and obtained the emails from trump's personal lawyer at the time roody juliani twitter initially limited the distribution of the story Citing concerns that it could be the result of a foreign disinformation campaign that hack and leak But the social media company quickly backtracked on its response
Starting point is 00:33:45 With then ceo jack dorsi calling the decision to block the link unacceptable rocona is the democrat of congressman Representing silicon valley in the u.s. House of representatives while vijaya gadi an attorney gadi Served as general counsel as the head of legal policy um A series of tweets along with the internal communications of twitter was released when writer matt taib. Okay blah blah blah um Yeah musk said in a tweet rocona is great because rocona was the one
Starting point is 00:34:17 Pushing for the release of this stuff going like why is this being blocked? Why can this they even suspended trump's communications? Secretary director who asked about the stuff or who shared it um rocona was like what is going on so We don't know right this is what fuels the conspiracy theories because people go what is on the lab top But I think a lot of it is that they just didn't want trump to win And these people again they they do believe like the people that i've spoken to and that part of northern california It's they don't get as much sun up there It's very pretty
Starting point is 00:34:55 But it you know they are you know, they're eggheads right they're They're people that truly believe they have lived online. They've grown up online. They're formative relationships have all been online They've met their significant others online um everything to them uh has a Justification in their own mind and I think the justification here Was that if this story caught fire?
Starting point is 00:35:23 It could prevent Joe biden from winning the presidency. I think they said this hurts biden's chances If it comes out and it helps biden if it doesn't come out that seems to be Because even though you could say it's not political you could say it's about the hack and leak And it might be i'm sure that was a concern. I'm sure they did think Because everyone's paranoid now about the hack and leak because everybody's like it rushes everywhere Like rush is in the fucking Everywhere. They're coming. They're hacking. They're leaking
Starting point is 00:35:54 Um, they were like wiki leaks and juliana sands. You're like, that's all russia. It's at the behest of russia It's all of foreign intelligence campaign Um, so he's bradley maddening russia. That's now chelsea madding. Uh, he was at russia Uh, snowden. Well snowden is in russia now Um, but you have all of these leakers that have leaked barrett brown these people that have leaked government information sensitive information Uh, that's damaged the credibility of our government in the eyes of its citizens and you know other countries And sure other countries have a vested interest in that stuff getting out So i'm sure there was some type of
Starting point is 00:36:30 rationale, uh over there at twitter But i think it's a lot of smarmy kind of student council president Energy it's mom energy It's you better. You don't even know what you're wanting to see energy. It's it's It's the parent, you know, your parents would put Something over your eyes sometimes in new york city early on in the 90s when they were like, you know porn ads or ads for you know, xxx clubs strip clubs My mother would put her hands over my eyes
Starting point is 00:37:04 So i wouldn't see the women now i'm gay You see what happened mom Uh, but what happens is that's what it is. They say you just have vagina God it sounds like sanjaya and vagina. It's the two names That's why i'm struggling with it because i don't want to do the wrong thing But it sounds like sanjaya and vagina. It's vagina. Whatever she seemed i'm listen. I'm sure these people aren't demons from hell but You know, they are the types of people who they don't want you to make your own choice
Starting point is 00:37:33 So you do have uh, and i'm sure this content moderation is difficult. You don't you know kanye tweeted as swastika And it intermingled with the star david and ilan musk had to get rid of him kanye had gone on alex jones He said he loves hitler And that everybody brings good things to the table, especially hitler um And alex jones was struggling with that because you know alex has many things, but he's not really it's not a lover of hitler So it was very interesting to see alex in that position of having to go
Starting point is 00:38:12 Like alex was uncomfortable and you got to give it to kanye kanye went on info wars and made alex uncomfortable that in and of itself You know is an accomplishment. Of course it it also does come up with the correlation that he is like a nazi um, but he's it's it's fascinating It's interesting that he became a nazi It's it's not right that he became a nazi, but this is you know as a talking point at dinner When you're sitting there with people it comes up. You're like, yeah kanye. He's like a nazi now people like i know
Starting point is 00:38:44 It's something that's uh, so joe biden had to tweet this he goes I just want to make a few things clear The holocaust happened Hitler was a demonic figure and instead of giving it a platform our political leaders should be calling out rejecting anti-z So this is the problem on the right side So on the left we have many problems, but on the right you're both sizing again That's what you do That's why we don't really like the show because you just say that one side's bad and the other side's bad
Starting point is 00:39:07 And you just don't want to here's the problem with the right now is with the kanye stuff There's always a like a But with them like there's a like a there's always like an asterisk with his stuff. They're like, yeah, he's wrong But like no one's just going out and going like hey, this is not good people are going like well, you know, he's talking and sometimes we need to have conversations And sometimes we need to speak a kanye is like I love hitler and people are like that's a conversation That we should have right now. It's an important conversation to have It's a good. It's just as important is how to get clean water and give workers rights
Starting point is 00:39:48 And and and try to like, you know, give people freedom. It's important to talk about why this narcissist loves hitler It's important. It's a narcissistic rapper who's a billionaire who loves hitler And that's what we should spend our time in america discussing because there's there's too many people on the right That are pretty comfortable with a lot of what he's saying There's not it's not everybody and it's probably not even a majority Let's hope but it is there's a small group of people on the right that are You know kind of let's say a receptive to some of the
Starting point is 00:40:26 Language that he's using like very receptive. So those are the people that are like listen listen I don't agree with what he's saying But I think this is a worthwhile conversation About hitler. Let's talk about hitler Let's talk about people who love hitler. Why do they love hitler? It's a worthwhile discussion to have and I don't know. I just don't know. I don't know if it's a worthwhile discuss to be honest I don't know if it's a I don't know if a narcissist
Starting point is 00:40:59 Who's maybe in the throes of a mental break comes out and goes I love hitler He's not making a point about uh israel, you know, like he's not making like a political point here He's saying he likes hitler so There's just it's just I think unfortunately. There's a lot of people that are Uh a little too comfortable with that And and you're singing but then I think The hitler things seem to push
Starting point is 00:41:26 Some of those people because that that's where it was going And a lot of people knew that's where it was going and some people were like he's just frustrated and he's just he's just he's just he's just blown off steam He's he's frustrated. He's blown off steam. It's like You know, he's just saying things that no one can say because it counts culture Saying it's not a big and then he goes on and goes well. I love hitler and then even those people started to go Yeah, maybe uh give him a time out Maybe shut him down Maybe shut him down a little bit
Starting point is 00:41:55 But they had to remove him from because that's the thing with twitter It's like we're all for free speech But at a certain point what if what if twitter in six months is just swastikas Like the whole the whole feed It's just your whole feed is people tweeting Different kind of swastikas like some are really cool looking And you're like well this certainly went in a different direction, but it is you know, it's interesting People got a tweet, you know
Starting point is 00:42:20 symbols And i'm a free speech guy I believe people should say what they want to say But you should also be An adult and you should be intelligent enough to realize what shabani yogurt might not want to advertise under a swastika They're just trying to sell shabani flips Now i'm not saying that you should fucking, you know, not let people speak But when you're going to tweet a swastika and some of your platform is ad revenue
Starting point is 00:42:48 You have to understand that there's people, you know at nescafe That are just trying to sell fucking instant fucking coffee That don't necessarily want um You know to advertise On the platform So that's really what happens and uh, you know, maybe the subscription service will work, you know I don't know. I don't know if that's gonna work, but maybe it will
Starting point is 00:43:15 Because I think a lot of the ad people are just gonna get out of there people like well the advertisers don't care about free They've never cared about free speech idiots You think mcdonald's cared what you had to say about the iraq war? No, they never cared They're companies that are trying to make a bottom line often poisoning you They don't care about your ability to speak freely. That's not what they've ever cared about They didn't care about it when uh, people were saying we shouldn't torture people at guantanamo We shouldn't invade iraq. We shouldn't invade afghanistan. We shouldn't pass a paycheck None of these fucking advertisers gave a shit did was chili's standing with you
Starting point is 00:43:52 When you refused when you when you said the iraq war was bullshit was chili's like i want my freedom to say That america shouldn't do this my baby back baby back baby. No, they're trying to sell you fucking potato salad They don't care this idea this new idea that like well corporations are against the people some of them are I don't care That whole thing about like disney or they were like, you know disney and Because they got in some fight down there about disney because apparently disney's Chopping your kids dicks off in the theme park or whatever disney's doing
Starting point is 00:44:29 There was a gay movie that supposedly bombed get this up. There's a movie called strange world Which by the way Like how bad like everyone accuses the people in hollywood have sneaking gay themes in It's this is how bad at it if they were doing that you think they'd be better at it than calling the movie strange world Like that's the movie And I don't even know how gay it is. It's probably like one gay character What happens with these people is they flip out because there's like one hippopotamus who like may be gay
Starting point is 00:45:02 It's not like two sloths are sucking each other off for the whole movie. It's like there's one like Like very mild suggestion that a character might be gay unless i'm wrong unless it has jumped the shark Strange world is predicted to go down as one of disney's biggest ever financial failures with its loss is projected to be in The 100 million plus range right wing culture awards Spectators are hooting with pleasure what they see is evidence of diversity and inclusion efforts ruining hollywood specifically blaming director don hall and his co-director and screenwriter quay niggians Choice to make ethan gay. So who is ethan? in the movie
Starting point is 00:45:45 With uh strange world is about I'll get the storyline here Walt is the animation studios tells the story of three generations of clad men clad men starting with brash adventurer yager Clay denis quay who drags his son searcher jake jillen hall along with uh his expo along on his expeditions jager is celebrated hero decided to a lifelong quest to be the first to pass over the mountain range that has kept their homeland um Avalonia isolated from the rest of the world searcher is more concerned with the natural wonders in the backyard including An electricity generating plant they encountered da da da da da. Where is the gay guy?
Starting point is 00:46:27 Flashing forward 25 years. We see that searchers cultivated the plants incandescent Grape-like fruit into an energy resource called pando. How many drugs are people on to write this? Transferring avalonia from a horse and buggy backwater into a utopia of flying cars and technological innovation He's also fathered to a teenage son ethan Who shockingly enough does not want to follow in searchers footsteps this worry searcher especially um since ethan shows signs of having more common with jager um I'm
Starting point is 00:47:00 In pursuing ethan searchers wife meridian also gets dragged along Which is a good. I don't understand here How gay could this possibly get like unless they're you know like how gay Could this possibly be first of all calling it a strange world is already going to make these people paranoid. This is not This is not like you might as well call the movie like hey kids. You want to try something different Everything that these people do um Is not is not smart
Starting point is 00:47:36 You don't call it strange. Well, I just don't understand the inclusion of a gay character. It's like such a minimal aspect of the plot it's seemingly it doesn't seem to center around this dude's sexuality But again, there's people that don't want their kids to see anything with a gay character in it, which is fine It's absolutely fine But I don't think this is like over the line Like if it was like if it was like it's a strange world It's about three generations of men two of the generations are now women And it shows how in order to save your homeland you have to transition
Starting point is 00:48:10 Into another form so that you can slip through the portal like if it was really blatant I would go okay. I understand How people are getting a little upset here, but one gay character There's been a ton of characters that are kind of gay in all of these disney movies Okay, so let's we're gonna watch this strange world ethan talking to boyfriend diazo about grandpa. Let's see how disturbing this is Wait, they're not white. It's fun. She's a fun bit folks Yeah, I don't even know if a kid would get that this is gay Yeah, I just again it seems to be it seems to be a bit of an overreaction
Starting point is 00:49:14 They're not sucking each other off in the film Like if I understand if they were doing that like if the disney movie if the one Cartoon was just jerking the other cartoon And said like are you close and the other cartoons like yes I'm close and then the other cartoons like do you want to taste it? And they're like yes, and then they came all over the face And then that disney thing of like that Pixar comes everywhere and then one of the you know, I get it then I'd be like, yeah, it's weird, but I don't know. It seems a bit paranoid with this one
Starting point is 00:49:46 Thing wouldn't be I think Kanye should cut his next job should be voicing the character of something just sneak him back in Sneak him back into the animation The animated world, but I did see that bomb strange world and I'm like well Yeah, the fucking title the title it's the worst fucking title that you could give a movie with a gay character I mean it's crazy Like where are you where we're just going to take the kids to see strange world It's a strange world where girls are boys and boys are girls and everybody touches everybody's private parts It's called strange world
Starting point is 00:50:25 Everybody's black and gay in this new movie called strange world Call it america and they'll go see it It's just odd to me. Also. Can we be honest about all of the new disney characters with whatever race? They're just ugly Like all of the new animated characters are gross whatever race they are. It's not about that. It's just the faces are disgusting Like really really ugly And I don't know why that is but the animators have these clumpy clay like Goop like faces With are just gross
Starting point is 00:51:06 They all have like big noses right Kanye kidding, but no, but they all They're all gross now. I wouldn't want my kids to see this because everyone's ugly One day they're going to make a disney movie about twittergate It's going to be animated and it's going to be like a latin And it's going to have vajayagata and rokhana two indian american leads great great great one for freedom one not so much And it'll all be about hunter god of biden's cockpick And they'll be singing songs and it'll be like a fun Pixar animated thing about twitter, but listen listen, I hope
Starting point is 00:51:49 The biden family has a great christmas. I hope this isn't good. I hope this scandal doesn't get in the way Of what I imagine will be a good christmas for them. You know, I'm I'm such a believer in the holidays I'm a believer in family. I'm a believer in getting over the things in life that Prevent you from being happy whether it's a crack addiction or it's a hack and leak campaign whatever whatever your personal Problems are you got to get rid of them? That's really the deal We talked on the page on about the casey anthony on the raw child episode and on the regular episode
Starting point is 00:52:25 I'm a stan Of casey anthony. I haven't watched the doc. I'm going to tonight. I've always been a stan um of casey anthony I hope to god This opens up other opportunities for her because I think when people see her on this documentary You know, this is not easy to get cast in things, but I'm hoping the casting directors now look at her Uh as someone that they could potentially bring in to do some roles I've always felt that she had more talent in her than what
Starting point is 00:52:57 people were You know, she was being underutilized. I've kind of believed that always forever about casey um I just hope that this opens doors for her. I hope this gets her opportunity. I'm glad the peacock did it I'm glad the peacock is is using Three parts three hours or whatever it is to do a documentary On an innocent woman who and I'm dead seer. I'm a stan
Starting point is 00:53:24 There's there's certain people like I like when it comes to yay I'll be like fucking anti-semitic when it comes to trump. I'll be like he's a liar when it comes to biden I'll be like he does not know where he is He would lie if he knew how to do it anymore, but when it comes to casey anthony, there's three words innocent star now That's what I want. I want casey anthony to fucking shoot Yeah, I mean how great would it be in a few years if there's a new movie coming out with jake chillin hole and casey anthony
Starting point is 00:53:58 Let that would show me That cancel culture is over and then a merit like you could bounce back you could come back Kanye could come back. He can he's just gotta say i'm sorry. I said I love hitler None of the hunter biden's back. It's not a big deal He smoked crack with some whore and then killed her and brought his lover or something. It doesn't matter There's nothing that you can't get over with family If you have your family with you Is there anything more important casey anthony than family?
Starting point is 00:54:36 I don't think so And in this time of the holidays Is Thanksgiving happening or that Thanksgiving's done Christmas is now coming and then the new year and it's about family and That's why I say
Starting point is 00:54:55 Kanye yay loves his family casey anthony loves her family trump loves his family These are the types of people we need to be teaching our kids about Not this gay a disney star Donald trump casey anthony and Kanye west Those are great americans that we can be proud of We can show our kids if you work hard
Starting point is 00:55:22 If you believe in yourself You can be like these people hunter biden casey anthony Donald trump Yay And I I'm I'm all for it. I'm all for it. No, seriously. I'm all for it I know the people are gonna get mad at me or come at me and be like Yeah, well, you know like casey anthony was accused of killing a kid Shut up
Starting point is 00:55:49 How much How much time does this woman have to do how much negative shit literally does she have to go through? For putting her child in a bag I don't want to live in a society where people that put their child in a bag cannot be stars I don't I don't want to live in a society where it's just something because someone said they love hitler People now think they're a bad guy I don't want to live in that society I don't want to live in a society where putting your child in a bag in the woods or liking hitler
Starting point is 00:56:29 Or smoking a lot of crack With whores and then taking photos of it means you've done something wrong I don't want to live in that society if you want to live in that draconian society That puritanical insane society Where every mistake is analyzed all the time over and over Just because someone likes hitler or killed their child I say let him back in Take a couple of year time out and then let him back in let's see what she's got
Starting point is 00:57:06 Let's get kasey anthony The new show wednesday on netflix, which is fucking pretty good um I watched an episode of it my my uh my godson's mother likes it And uh we watched an episode my godson doesn't really like it He just likes to watch me play a president z for me loves it because he said chinese and he knows that we're done here Um and no country deserves to be done as much as we do. Let's be quite on when they come in here Will anyone go how did this happen?
Starting point is 00:57:40 um Truly, I mean if china ends up winning which we don't want them to but let's say they do and they will What will anyone seriously look at each other and go how did this even happen? How did this where do you think this went wrong? I just I don't get it. It was going so well. Wasn't it? um, but if wednesday if they're you know christina richi does a little cameo in the wednesday show Because she played wednesday in the original adams family movie what if
Starting point is 00:58:10 here's an idea That cameo goes to kasey anthony Why not would what if she killed it? What if she killed it? What if kasey anthony kills that role kills it dead in a bag in the forest? dead What's a big deal? I don't know
Starting point is 00:58:40 We'll see you next week go and get a tree don't let the pagans win get a tree put up the ornaments And watch in full wars and watch kanyei say loves hitler and get your family together And drink some cocoa and watch the kasey anthony documentary. It's a beautiful time of year and we're all at a beautiful place Thank you so much. We'll see you soon. We're on patreon royal child episodes out where we go in depth As to why kasey anthony is innocent um, and uh, we will see you next week. I'll be on the road spotlight casino in I don't know some dump it but no, it's you know, it's lovely in california somewhere india. Who knows?
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