The Tim Dillon Show - 335 - The Tim Dillon Show

Episode Date: February 23, 2023

In this episode Tim rants about President Biden's visit to Ukraine and shares some of his thoughts on how the war could end. He also talks about the Palestine Ohio train derailment, Tim shares some ideas on how to become a "Chemical Spill Influencer". Tim also reacts to real life zombies, which are really just homeless people on "Tranq Dope". He goes into depth on what it is and what to look out for. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Netflix special: https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382 SPONSORS: Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to Helix Sleep dot com slash TimD. This is their best offer yet and it won’t last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now. ShipStation: Use promo code TIMDILLON today at shipstation.com to sign up for your FREE 60 day trial. Honey: Get PayPal Honey for FREE at Join Honey dot com slash timd. Bespoke Post: Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Visit athleticgreens.com/timdillon ExpressVPN: Get twenty percent off your first monthly box when you sign up at Box of Awesome dot com and enter the code timdillon at checkout. That’s Box of Awesome dot com, code timdillon for twenty percent off your first box. Box of Awesome dot com, code timdillon. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow

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where we did a bunch of shows. Sold them out in Phoenix and Tucson. I think Tucson was sold out. We were close. Thanks to everybody who came out. It was a lot of fun. I spent almost a week there in the desert. And I like Arizona.

I like it because it's a state that is evenly divided between retirees and psychopaths. Those are the two largest demographic groups in Arizona, people that are retired and people who are psychotic. And that's a fun mix because there's one side constantly trying to drag some of the people into their side. Like the psychopaths, they get a few of the retirees

to come onto their side. They pull them. It's like that thing in gym where you would tug a war and you would try to pull people. And the psychopaths occasionally will pull some of the retirees and then some of the retirees will pull some of the psychopaths and just be like, hey man, how about just chill?

How about just fucking swing a golf club? But it's that natural tension between retiree and psychopath, which is what the desert is. That's the whole desert. But it was a lot of fun there. We enjoyed ourselves. We are now the official podcast sponsor of the Ukraine War. This is something that I'm very excited about.

We beat out a lot of the other podcasts. We beat out my favorite murder. We beat out last podcast on the left. We beat out the girls gotta eat, the girls that sling the vibrators. We beat them to be the official sponsor of the Ukraine War. We are the show that sponsors the Ukraine War as a podcast. Now that doesn't mean we want it to keep going

just because we are the official sponsor of the Ukraine War. We don't want it to keep going. However, as long as it does keep going, we do realize that war can be beautiful and teach us beautiful things about ourselves and the world around us. And that makes us the official sponsor of the Ukraine War as a podcast similar to America

who is sponsoring the Ukraine War but doesn't want it to keep going. But if it does, if it happens to, it should be beautiful. Our president, remember when this started a year ago, the Ukraine War? Remember about a year ago, the Ukraine War started,

Russia invaded the Ukraine. And the idea was that there would be some type of push for peace that this would end or someone would want this to end. And that has not been the case. We are now a year in. And now we're saying like Biden's gone out and said like Russia will never win in Ukraine.

So it's the American position that Russia has to lose, which is, I understand why that's the Ukrainian position but it's the American position now that Russia has to lose, which is different from the American position saying we would like peace. Peace would mean, or you would think it would mean that both countries made some arrangement, agreement and that the fighting war would cease.

There'd be a treaty, we know it, how this works. But now President Biden has come out and said there will be no victory for Russia in Ukraine. Russia will never win, which of course means that Russia will lose. And then he made a surprise visit to the Capitol on Monday and he was like, it was very secretive and sexy. And because the whole thing with Biden now is

because he's old and he's kind of enfeebled and he doesn't know how to speak. They have to dress him up as he's like a tough guy and he's tough and it's like, he doesn't give a shit. And you know, look at him walking next to Zelinsky and you know, it's like Mr. Biden arrived early Monday morning to meet with President Zelinsky. This is the New York Times.

After a 10 hour overnight train ride, which he slept through probably, but the two stepped out into the streets of Kiev, even as an air raid siren sounded, a dramatic moment that underscored the investment the United States has made in the Ukraine's independence. By the way, it's clear they want Biden dead, like the people that are worried

that he may not be a good candidate. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, go over there, show your support, walk around in the street, you and Zelinsky, make out, whatever you have to do, make sure you're into public, make sure you see a bunch of people. Biden was there for only five hours and he promised to release another 500 million

in military aid in coming days. 500 million dollars. Now, the Ukraine wants some real deal arms because Ukraine is now saying, we want to go into Red Square, we want to push into Russia, you know, we want to bring down the regime in Russia. Russia is now pulled out of a nuclear proliferation treaty

with us symbolic for sure. Who knows, not the treaties keep people from doing anything they want to do anyway. But, you know, this is, it's become a incredibly, and it's sad that anybody is dying, right? So we all feel bad for any civilian in the Ukraine that has been killed, anybody in Russia that has been drafted in to go fight this war.

We feel bad for anybody that's life is being thrown into the abyss. You're throwing these people's lives into this black hole. But, you know, now, now we are basically saying like, we're in, we like it, we like it. The idea that we don't like the Ukraine war has to be destroyed.

We love it. We have a war of white people in which we can throw hundreds of billions, maybe more, at, we enjoy it. We like it. It's good for the weapons industry. It's good for our, by the way, what else are we gonna talk about?

The trains that keep derailing with the poison? We don't wanna do that. We're gonna talk about the kids in Ohio who are being refused lunch. We're gonna talk about that later. But what do we really have to say? We like talking about the Ukraine war. It's good for our country to take the focus off

of the things that we don't really love about what's happening in our country and put it on the Ukraine. And we kind of like, it's a fun pastime right now. It's like sports, the Super Bowl's over. So this is kind of the new thing. This is another article here in the New York Times, which the New York Times is now the official,

like U.S. probably, it's always been, but like specifically for this war. Very exciting, very exciting here. Not peace, mind you, not steps towards peace. In the New York Times, some of the best weapons in the world are now in Ukraine. They may change the war. So we're now celebrating the weaponry that we sent.

Not any steps towards any type of agreement that would stop fighting. Tens of billions of dollars of weapons have flowed from Europe and North American countries into the Ukraine, rifles, bullets, missiles, artillery. Yeah, baby. At first the nations insisted that the weapons were defensive,

designed to help the Ukraine fight off the invasion. One year later, as the battered, but still potent Russian military prepares for a renewed offensive, the type of weapons heading into Ukraine have changed dramatically. Now they're getting the good stuff. Now they're getting the stuff

that they've kind of always wanted. The distinction, my favorite line here, the distinction between offensive and defensive weapons was always a little bit arbitrary. It's a little bit arbitrary. It doesn't really matter what we're giving them. Are we giving them things to defend themselves or to keep this going or to push in

to expand the scope of the war? We don't know. We're just giving them fun stuff and they're having fun. And that's just good old fashioned American money laundering, slush fund, empire building stuff. This is what we do. And you know, I'm just, you know, it's unfortunate.

We're enjoying this though and we're enjoying it a little too much. It's a little scary how much we're liking it. It's Biden's, you know, he's allowing him to seem strapping and cool. Remember Boris Johnson in the UK did this when he went to visit with, I'm sorry, when he went to visit with Zelensky.

If you're an embattled leader in your country, you just visit Zelensky and you walk around Kiev for a few hours and it's a nice boost. It's a boost to the numbers. I think, by the way, people, army hammer should do that. Why are celebrities not doing that? Why are celebrities, why don't canceled celebrities visit Kiev?

Get Harvey Weinstein out of jail. Have them walk next to Zelensky down to Main Street in Kiev, Kiev, whatever. And I think you could be looking at a good boost in numbers. Bill Cosby's on tour. I've got his first tour date. Kiev. This is how much we love the war,

how much we're enjoying it. We have an article in the New Yorker. Can psychedelics heal Ukrainian's trauma? So we're basically like, let's not end the trauma. Let's not end it. Micro dose mushrooms. Take some psychedelics, get a shaman. Take some ayahuasca.

It'll be like the war's not even happening. You can therapeutically cleanse yourself of war we're not going to stop the actual war, but you can feel better about the war with a nice psychedelic regiment. Meanwhile in New York, a Ukrainian delegation, including a representative for the territorial defense forces had gathered to consider types of aid, other types of aid.

The goal, according to an ad for the event was to promote the psychological and spiritual resilience of Ukrainian people living in trauma, crisis and war. It's the psychological resilience. We're promoting your, it's tough. We know it's tough. We know it's tough and we know that we could maybe in a way kind of push for some type of peace talks,

but we're not going to do that. We're not going to stop this war. In fact, we're going to pour gasoline. We are now pouring gasoline on this. It's wrong that Putin invaded. All war is terrible. But the idea that we want this to stop is kind of hilarious. And now we're basically telling the Ukrainians,

you better get, you better use drugs because we're not ending this shit. So you better start using psychedelic drugs. You know, whatever it is, here's great. Dmitriev, whoever this guy is, kicked things off by telling this group, okay, through a translator that he hopes to train 1500 military chaplains in special spiritual resilience program.

So the new plan for the Ukraine war is to have the chaplains act as shamans and guide people through microdosing in Ilyushka so they can feel better about this war. So they can work through their trauma. And I'm not saying psychedelics don't have a place in therapy of trauma. Here's what also is really good

in terms of therapy and trauma. Stopping the trauma, stopping the trauma, not spending billions of dollars to keep the trauma going. That helps as well. Yes, stitches can help wounds, also not throwing a kid off a fucking roof. Like there's other ways to calm this fucking thing down. But as the official sponsor of the Ukraine war,

we like the idea that we are participating in a very confusing battle where there are no real clear objectives and very little identifiable national interest. So we can just kind of rev this baby, rev it up, let it go, 20 years, a 20 year war here would be our best case scenario. A 20 year war that bleeds Russia dry.

Now, here's the other thing I wanna get into because I mean, you know, the Ukraine, we'll check in on it every now and then. It's the year anniversary, congrats. But we're not going to, we can't, you know, it can't be all Ukraine all the time even though we are the official sponsor of the Ukraine war. And we'll continue to be.

And we will provide people in the Ukraine with whatever they need, whether it be shroom tea or whatever helps them deal with the bombings that our money and support guarantees will not end. Also, China is now stepping in. So China, our favorite country, China. My God, son, China's President Xi Jinping,

he's going to, Chinese leaders expected to use Moscow trip to push for multi-party peace talks. So China is actually, thank God, someone's running the world. China is now stepping up to do a peace treaty in the Ukraine. China is stepping up to do it. Whereas America, we are, you know, proceeding with the ayahuasca retreats.

Beijing says it wants to play a more active role, aimed at ending the conflict. Boo! Maybe they're not gonna end it either. I don't know, I'm not gonna take them with their word for it. Maybe nobody wants it to end. And the people familiar with Xi's trip,

plans to set a meeting with Mr. Putin would be a part of the push. Nobody wants this war to end. I have a bit about it on stage. I don't really want it to end. Nobody wants it to end. I'm sorry. We can't have it end now.

We're in it. It's just a good pillar of the news. Nobody wants it to end. It's accomplishing a lot of things for a lot of people. There's a lot of people with financial interest in this. We can't have it end. We don't want any nukes, because that's mean. But what we want is just a prolonged conflict there.

This is not something anyone wants to stop. I'm telling you, nobody wants, I don't think China wants to stop this either. Maybe they do. Maybe, maybe. Now, what are these people whining now about? Here's the deal with climate change. We're all dealing with it in our own way.

It's been freezing in Los Angeles. The winds are insane. Everybody's upset. Why are these people in Palestine, Ohio, getting all of the attention? Everybody's dealing with this. Every single group of people in America is dealing with this.

My friend, who had a beautiful waterfront in Florida, it's like down to the studs now. Now, of course, she wanted to do a renovation. Anyway, it kind of comes in handy, and she has a place up in the Hudson Valley. She can go, the point is, she's dealing with a horrible situation in Florida where she has to renovate her house

because it was just destroyed. So these people in East Palestine, Ohio, that are complaining about this train derailment constantly, I don't understand why they're sucking up all the oxygen and I'm not trying to do a pun. I don't get it. I don't get what the big deal is. A train crashed with some chemicals,

and now you have some headaches and you're itchy. What's the big deal? This puts you on the map. EPA chief Ohio governor drink tap water near train derailment site after having grown. What's the, they're drinking it. What's the problem? I'm sick of these people just because,

oh, the sky is full of black smoke, and oh, I have a horrible headache. I can't sleep. I'm itching. My kids are screaming. There's no more shared sacrifice anymore. Okay, 11 cars carrying toxic chemicals, whatever, derailed as a train passed through the town

on the Ohio Pennsylvania border. Officials conducted a controlled burn of the spilled chemicals to prevent an explosion. They're trying to help you. Releasing large plumes of dangerous chemicals into the air that left foul smells in the area and has reportedly made livestock and pets sick. I think the people here are overreacting.

I knew people, a lot of people that went down to ground zero and breathed the air in at ground zero, and some of them are alive. So I just think that like, I understand people being upset, but really you have to look at, is this just, do you just want attention? Is that really what it is? Is it like, oh, no one's ever talked about Palestine, Ohio,

and this is the time for now people to just get a check? Where, can you, are there like some type, oh, look at that. That looks, can we bring that up? This looks not bad. This is from what, space? Yeah, it's from space. This is not even a big deal, this thing.

This is a small train derailment with 11 cars with a few toxic chemicals, a control burn in the air that's giving people headaches for days, they can't sleep, and their pets are dying. But other than that, I don't see a huge problem here. And I think really this is just again, a bunch of people in the middle of Ohio that want to go Hollywood.

This is a culture of reality TV freaks who want attention. Do we have any of the people, like are there any of the citizens of Ohio? Can we hear from them? Are they, I mean, can we at least like hear why? This is being dominating the news cycle constantly. And I'm unable to understand why this is getting more pressed in an incredibly freezing cold winter

in Los Angeles that is forcing me and several of my friends indoors when many of the houses are built for indoor-outdoor living. Many of them are built literally for indoor-outdoor living, where you have a pane of glass separating the inside and the outside. I don't even understand. And all I hear about is this, it's Palestine, Ohio,

the train, we're mad, the people in Ohio are mad, their pets have headaches. It's like, guys, can we please, you have to enjoy it. Stop being paranoid about everything. It's just 11 cars of toxic chemicals, you know? I think that it's a bunch of people being babies. It's a bunch of big babies, just get out there, throw a Frisbee, get out there and move.

Get out there, get your steps in. You know, these people aren't lying. They're not gonna lie. Do you think they would tell you that water was okay to drink if it wasn't? Do you believe the government would do that? Do you think they would tell you that the air was okay to breathe

just so that you wouldn't, there wouldn't be mass panic? Do you think they would lie to you just so they wouldn't be mass panic? And then years later, when many of you pop up with weird illnesses that can't be traced to anything except the fact that you all lived in East Palestine, Ohio during the train derailment, do you think that is like realistic?

That sounds like a movie. That doesn't sound like something that would actually happen. Like, you know, five years from now when people can't breathe and people just, you know, in the middle of the night start expiring. Yeah, I mean, that sounds like a movie. I think that it is safe.

I think it's okay. I don't think it's a big deal. I think it's cool as fuck, actually, the amount of fucking photos and fucking cool shit now happening in your community where nothing has ever happened. No one's ever heard of this place. And now it's getting all the fucking attention,

the TikToks coming out of there, people getting noticed for the first goddamn time. Be a chemical spill influencer. Like, use this to get yourself on track to making people know who you are. If you're a reasonably good-looking person in East Palestine, Ohio, get out there and start dancing in front of the smoke.

I'm telling you, this is your, don't let this pass you by. When Parkland happened, those kids got famous. Greta Thunberg's been famous, right? You need to be, if there is a young climate activist, this is your time right now. Your time to recognize you don't have to go to college, or if you do, it can get paid for.

You don't have to have a shitty job. You can get out there and make this your brand. I mean, I'm telling you, the media will eat it up, they'll eat you alive, just do it. People are complaining about headaches, chest tightness, eye pain. This is a 28-year-old told BuzzFeed News. You know, it's anxiety.

You have anxiety. This is what this town has. They have anxiety. This isn't real. This isn't something that's happening to you just because of the toxic burn, control burn of the chemicals. This is, you're anxious and you're nervous

because you're getting your moment in the national spotlight. You wonder if you measure up. And you might not. But that's really what it is. Like, you are anxious and it's sad. But I don't think we have to go and, oh, the worst cough. I've had shortness of breath

and the worst cough I've ever had in my life. Drama queen! Will you stop? What is this, the long COVID crowd? No? Cause the train flipped over? Enough. Nearly one million pounds of vinyl chloride

were on this train. Now the EPA has confirmed it's entered the Ohio River Basin, which is home to 25 million. What's wrong with vinyl chloride? This is one of the deadliest environmental emergencies in decades and no one is talking about it. Vinyl chloride is not only flammable,

but it's also brain, lung, blood, and liver carcinogen. Authorities decided to burn hundreds of thousands of gallons of this chemical after a train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio. Well, what could have happened, they said, is if it would exploded, it would have sent shrapnel for a mile. One mile.

And you would have been like sitting in a chair and then it would have been like final destination. So what they did was they decided to burn off the chemicals in like a controlled burn and then tell everyone that it's just chill, you know? And I think that that's the problem right now is people are not acting chill. Pretend that nothing's happening.

You're suffering from anxiety. I don't think people are complaining about the smell too. They're saying the smell is like a mix of super glue and bleach, but it has a bit of sweetness. Focus on the sweetness. Glass half full. Focus on the sweetness.

It could be worse, it could be like the kids in Ohio. I was reading about these school lunches and apparently I don't understand this. During COVID, apparently people in Ohio were given a free lunch for the kids. Kids were able to eat food for free. And now they are not. The school lunch program in Ohio is ending.

And that means that people are gonna pay, I think it's $2 or $3 a day for, I mean, it's $2 a day per child, okay? But some parents are struggling and they don't have that. And so basically they're coming out and saying, they're taking, I'm not even kidding. This is not even a joke. They are taking the trays from the children who cannot pay.

They are taking the food back from the kids. Quote, that was a little heartbreaking for my staff to deny children and take the tray away. They are taking the tray away from children in Ohio and they are giving billions of dollars to the Ukraine for weapons. So just process all that in your head. Now I'm trying to think if there's any reason

somebody would be against a school lunch because I know that, like a free school lunch because I know that that is kind of an issue that people debate. And I know that it's kind of a contentious issue. I could see, you know, my father said to me once, a hungry dog runs the farthest. And I'm, so I'm thinking now,

is that potentially the thinking there? Like, you know, sometimes it's good to motivate a kid. So when the kids come into the lunch room and they all have their lunches and they're all eating and one kid or a few can't afford the lunch and they go to grab the tray and you take it from them and go, no, it's not yours. And then they have to sit there, their blood sugar drops

and they kind of get listless and they're upset. Does that motivate them to like go home and learn about the stock market? I don't know. That is a good question. Like, what is, why can't we just make food for all of the kids? You'd think that we could just have enough money

to make a lunch that would feed all of the children. But maybe there is a reason that some of the children shouldn't eat. And that's something that I think we do have to explore. Number one, kids are fat. So maybe they're just denying the fat kids food, which I think helps if they, maybe if they just sat all the fat kids at a,

or maybe the fat kids made them like work out during lunch. So when all the other kids are given food, the fat kids, maybe they're putting a side of the cafeteria and they're made to, I don't know, jump around. But I don't, I'm trying to think of what would be a good reason to not pay for them. Maybe the kids, will it teach them to not work hard if we keep giving them like a free $2 lunch today?

Like if we give them ZD or we give them the hot dog, does that just create complacency where they're unable to function? I don't know. What I also found is that children who come to school late, they end up in panic mode, worried to death, they're not gonna get their breakfast because they missed it and the door's closed.

A lot of people now don't eat breakfast at home. A lot of people wake up, this is what happens. And I don't know where in Ohio this is, but this is for all of Ohio. The thing that's being discussed is for all of Ohio. But a lot of times people wake up now and they see their mother is like drinking, you know? She's like drunk and she's in a house dress

and she's wandering around and she's not like cooking eggs for them and their father's dead or missing. And so it's a kid like that who like wakes up, mom's drunk already. She's like laughing to herself at the table, looking at old pictures, going, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And she's coming in and out of laughing and crying, going,

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And then the kid's like, hi mom. I love you. And then gives her a kiss on the head and she's like, look at you, and you're a baby, ha, ha. And she's crying and laughing and she's kind of rocking. Like sometimes they rock back and forth at the table or maybe she's not saying anything.

Maybe the kid wakes up and he walks downstairs into the kitchen and the mother's just kind of like rocking back and forth. And then the father is maybe out tilling the land. He's tilling the land. Or maybe he's dead or maybe he's, I don't know, you know, doing something else. So the kids now, they don't have the breakfast, right?

They're not able to, it's not like people, you know, we grow up with those 1950s commercials where like, mom is making eggs or making pancakes, but that's not true. Or like mom sometimes is working now. Like sometimes kids wake up and the house is empty because the parents are at work, right? So then the kids aren't gonna go home.

I mean, they're not gonna go downstairs and fend for themselves. They need to go and get a breakfast at school. But a lot of people are against that. And I don't, I mean, there might be a good reason for it. Why a kid shouldn't have a breakfast in school. Maybe, maybe they should figure it out. I don't know, I'm in the middle on this.

I'm undecided. Should children eat? You know what I mean? Like this is a good question. I don't think it's as easy. I don't think it's as easy as people make it out to be. People just go, oh yeah, we have the money, feed them. Yeah, but hold on a minute.

You know, I don't know if that's a good idea. I know that for example, eating lunch for me, ruined a lot of opportunities for me because we would eat in mortgages, we would eat such a big lunch that many of us would fall asleep in our chair or go into that state where you're kind of asleep

because you've had so much carbohydrates or sugar. You're kind of like checking in and out. And maybe that's the problem here is that we need to have kids kind of being like on a fast and healthy. But I'm unsure. I welcome anybody that's had experience with this, the pro-hungry children

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and everyone I know really does too. And everybody loves them. So helixsleep.com slash Tim D. You know, these residents of these palestin, is it Palestine, Palestine, Palestine, Palestine? Palestine. Palestine, Ohio. The residents of Palestine, Ohio,

in my estimation are being a little dramatic and they are being ungrateful for the government because like I said, the EPA, people like that have came down to Palestine, Ohio and they've drank a glass of water that they're claiming is from the water system. It was probably Fiji. But even still, even performatively,

I think that's a nice thing to do. I think it's a nice thing to do. And there's just a lot of whining and now people are saying that, you know, it's the vinyl chloride and I'm having headaches and a lot of it, to be honest with you, it's bad diet. A lot of these headaches are bad diet. It's high sugar, high carbs,

watch this your Rogan experience. You need to switch to a carnivore keto diet because a lot of these people in Palestine, Ohio are, you know, high on sugar all day. And these are the headaches because you're coming down off sugar and this is really bad. So I think it's primarily diet related.

A lot of what they're experiencing, I think it's maybe anxiety and I think it's maybe stress. I don't think it has anything to do with all the vinyl chloride burning up the sky. I think that's such a jump. It's such a jump to make like just because a train, 11 train cars full of vinyl chloride exploded in your town, that's the reason you're itching.

It's such a jump when we know dairy is inflammatory. It's hugely inflammatory. People get rashes all the time with dairy. When I was a kid, I would get rashes with ketchup and I love ketchup and I eat it all the time and I shouldn't, it's liquid sugar paste, but it's so good, but it gives you rashes. You can get, some people get rosacea from nightshades,

which is like eggplant, tomatoes and such, things of that nature. So what you're seeing here, I believe, the Tim Dillon Show believes, you're seeing diet related illnesses in East Palestine, Palestine, Palos Verdes, wherever it is, I see diet related illnesses in Ohio being wrongfully attributed

to the 11 train cars full of the vinyl chloride burning up the atmosphere. Let's hear what some of these ungrateful, dramatic, truly horrible people have to say about the things they're supposedly experiencing. All lies, these are all lies. So I thought, I wasn't sure if I was really smelling when I was smelling and feeling the way I was feeling,

and then less than five to 10 minutes after I started smelling it, my son woke up out of a dead sleep, violently shaking, throwing up, totally disoriented, begging for water, and he was not sick at all. Like, he just wasn't, there was no indications of a sickness before this, and it was shortly, just a few minutes

after I started smelling it, so. At that point, I took him- Do you have a nightmare? Kids have nightmares, I mean, is this woman new? Kids have nightmares, they wake up often, violently shaking and projectile vomiting, sort of like an exorcist scene, because maybe they're having a nightmare

about not winning the big game at the school and getting the girl. This is what, you know, or it's the boogeyman chasing them through the cornfield. These are common nightmares that kids have, and a lot of them react to this with violent shaking, projectile vomiting, bleeding from the eyes. A lot of people have nightmares

and they bleed from their eyes. So, this woman is trying to conflate these two unrelated things. Her son, middle of the night, doing an exorcist, and the 11 cars of vinyl chloride burning up the sky and the rivers and the oceans and the lakes and the air and the dogs and the cats and the birds and the bees, and everybody getting, you know.

So, really, it's the conflation of two completely unrelated things. The small chemical Armageddon and her son waking up in the middle of the night, like Linda Blair. Packed just in case, and, John. Let's see someone else, because I feel like this woman's a liar,

and I don't like liars. Let's see what else we have. This looks like a fun crew. Ever since, until like the 9th of February. Until the 9th of February. Yeah. And were any of you all home when it happened as well, or? I actually was home.

I jumped out of bed. Unlike him, we didn't think we were gonna evacuate it. We all stood back there and watched it. I texted her, and she's like, I'm staying here, no problem. And then, finally, they knocked on her door and forced her out of bed. Well, I don't know.

At the area, we've had a lot of suicides with the railroad tracks. There's a lot. So, that's my first thought was who hit the train now. Like, I wasn't thinking like chemical warfare here. So, that was my thought. She's like, dude, it's exploding, so. My initial thought, I was downtown.

I was walking, and I thought it was weird to try. I mean, the trains stop over the intersection from time to time. I just hopped through them. When I were at this corner on the Clark Street, you could see the flames up in there. And I worked at that building right down there. So, I thought my shop was on fire.

So, I went running up there to check on the kiln hand, check on everything. Back end of our building caught fire. So, I actually, for some reason, stood out there and watched it for about 20 minutes. Like, probably from me to you to it. Like, he's like you said, we didn't know what it was. And are you all back working in there?

Or is the building damaged? Oh, yeah, as soon as the evacuation lifted, they were back in work, of course. Back to work, I like it. Back to work, this is good. That's America. You watch the explosion. You get a nice little break.

It's a nice little break. But then you're back to work. You can't use this as some lazy excuse to not go to work, just because you now have a permanent headache. You have to get back to work. Work helps you, and people don't realize this, that there's so much anti-work sentiment in America all the time now.

Like, oh, children shouldn't work. It's child labor. Or elderly people shouldn't work. There's no, that's not dignified. And they're old, and we should care for them. They shouldn't work. And disabled people shouldn't work. And people with stage four cancer shouldn't work.

There's always this, like a rigmarole, like, oh, they shouldn't work, they shouldn't work. Let's figure it out. Oh, they shouldn't work. Oh, she has a brain tumor and too much to live. She shouldn't work. It's like, really? Work actually takes your mind off these things,

and it's actually nice. So what's encouraging to me is that, while the smoke is still in the air, these people are back at their jobs, because that's really the ticket to the train, so to speak, that leaves them out of this situation. This woman is now, what is she, complaining about her face? She works for her and her boyfriend, Chris,

after being evacuated. Lot of complainers. He came back home today. In this town. She says she broke out in a rash almost instantly. I undressed to get into the shower, and I had a rash all over the side of my face, on both sides, and all over my chest.

Take a look at these photos of her this morning, after coming back on her property. The rash all over her face, neck, and chest. My boyfriend, Chris, also had a rash down his left side, and I mean, to this moment right now, I have just a really low grade, constant headache. They live nearly a mile from the derailment. Well, they shouldn't be seeing each other naked

if they're unmarried. That's a huge problem right now. It was a cohabitation outside of the bond of marriage. I'll hear nothing of what they have to say. My point about this whole thing is it's been completely mismanaged by like, you know, all of the, the government really needs to go and tell these people, and they are,

but the government needs to not only tell these people they're fine, this is actually a good thing. It's actually a positive thing. So the government has really failed. We're losing the propaganda war. It's called soft power, meaning that it's not only, you know, about, you know, military power in America. It's about propaganda, and it's about the war of ideas,

and it's about information. We've heard all of this. That's not only foreign policy, it's domestic too. The government needs to show all these people how lucky they are to live in a country where chemicals are so prevalent that occasionally they spill. Think of the loveliness of living in a land

where you can get all the chemicals you want. There's so many chemicals that occasionally they topple over, and no one's concerned about how much they've lost. They're just complaining about their bleeding eyes and skin falling off their face. What they should be focused on is how abundant this vinyl chloride is, how much of it,

how easily it is to synthesize, how we can make more and more of it. And that's really the answer here is like, thank you God that I live in a country with all the chemicals I could ever want on a choo-choo train going through my backyard. How lucky am I? How many people live in places where they are literally,

they cannot get anything. They can't get anything ever. In America, there is so much vinyl chloride that no matter when you need it, what if, and this seems like weird to say, and I know people are gonna ridicule me, what if some of the people in this town needed vinyl chloride and now it's free for them?

Is that not something we should consider? What if some of the people in this town were like, honey, I'm going out to get some vinyl chloride, I'll be back a little bit, and then they're like, oh my God, the Lucky Charms truck has toppled over and we're knee-deep in marshmallows, thank Christ. Because now it's, so I think there's many things

to consider here. Now what is Trump saying about this? Is he, what's he up to? Yeah, he was there speaking about the railroad stuff. It's Palestine and to the nearby communities in Ohio and Pennsylvania. We have told you loud and clear, you are not forgotten. You are not forgotten.

We stand with you, we pray for you, and we will stay with you and you fight to help answer. Is that the mayor? Can you make that clear? The accountability that will have that accountability, it'll all be out there very clearly. Is that the mayor? That's the mayor, you wanna hear a clip of him talking?

I need to hear a clip of him, this man is amazing. I wanna hear the mayor. I wanna hear the goddamn mayor who's wearing a purple shirt from DXL, something I would buy. This man is wearing similar fashion to me. He is more welcome to come if he wants to come. I was very frustrated last night

if you were talking about the comments I made last night, I was very frustrated and I stand by those comments but yeah, if he wants to come, he's welcome. I like this man, I like that he's in a DXL shirt. I like that he is out there defending his town. We hope, we wish the best for everybody and in Palestine, Ohio, of course we have fans there. Should we do a show there?

Should we do a benefit show? I'm not even kidding. Should we do a comedy show to benefit the residents of East Palestine, Stan, Stan, Ohio, from New York City. Because even though I don't fear the chemicals and I think everything's completely fine and I think these people are just complaining over nothing,

just some routine leprosy, I feel comfortable if we could do a benefit show for the residents of East Palestine, Ohio, from Maine, the rocky coast of Maine, or potentially in Irvine, California. But we should do, I literally, I'm not kidding, we should do a benefit show for these people. I don't know what the money will be used for

but I would like to do a benefit show maybe from another part of Ohio because I don't think they have a venue for it there. I don't know, or maybe they do. Should I go to East Palestine, Ohio to do a benefit show because these people need stuff and here's what I think we could do with the money that we raise, we could buy more of the vinyl chloride

they lost. If we buy more of the chemical that they lost, is it not a successful endeavor? East Palestine Community Theater, where we sell real tickets, that's not gonna be good. I want a big, big, big fucking theater to benefit the people. You can do Dayton.

And East Palestine, Ohio. I think it's the right thing to do and I'd like to do it. Stay tuned for that, by the way. Stay tuned for the benefit show being announced in East Palestine, Ohio. I would like, I genuinely want to do one and I want to see how I can do one.

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And I was watching TV in Arizona, local news, and they were talking about Trank Dope. This is what everybody's on now with all the kids, because fentanyl is, I guess, fun for a little while until you realize there's harder shit out there. There's actually harder stuff than fentanyl. The horrors of the world are unfolding now so quickly. All of the nightmares, right?

The chemical explosions and the economic inequality in Sam Smith, you can't, fentanyl won't do it. You have to actually do something harder and the Trank Dope is what will get you where you need to go. Because the fentanyl high is not enough to escape the nightmare. You need xylazine, authorized for animals.

It's just a veterinary drug. Is one ingredient in an increasingly toxic brew of illicit drugs. It started with bath salts, you know, where it was like the things about bath salts were like the headlines were insane. It was like a woman ate pit bulls. There was one headline where a woman strangled

a pit bull to death on bath salts or a man ate another man's face on bath salts. Like it was unbelievable, like the behavior, the behavior that people exhibited when they were on bath salts. Yeah, I mean, it's like the attacker, Rudy Eugene, was shot dead by police who pleaded with him to stop but only growls in response.

So this is like a zombie in Miami. This is from bath salts. He's eating another man's face. The police are like, stop it. And he just went, ah. So that's, you know, nobody's exhibited that type of behavior. The bath salts, now we have a Trank Dope

and Trank is like this homemade brew, this concoction of drugs to really, really get you to the point where you're kind of a zombie. Dealers may mix xylosine into fentanyl to save money. Federal law enforcement authorities said the drug known as Trank amongst some users can be purchased at low prices from Chinese suppliers and offset some of the opioid in the mix

and offset some of the opioid in the mix. Its presence in the drug supply is part of the arms race between criminals seeking to enhance their products and authorities trying to disrupt the market. So basically people are like, throw a little Trank in there, get a little Trank, wet your beak, wet your whistle. And if you like it, you can come back. So what this is doing to people is it's zombifying bodies.

So you're seeing severe wounds. They appear when users, where users inject drugs and on other parts of the body, they start as blisters, purple or white. They're encircled by red rings. It becomes like lesions. They look like burned victims. Some people have legs amputated.

I mean, it's really, it's zombifying people's bodies. There's a 28-year-old Nathan Clark, a longtime opioid user. Despite the xylosine is exacting on his body, Mr. Clark said he can't stop using it. As part of his regular drug consumption, not taking it would send him into brutal withdrawal. The xylosine is tearing me apart, he said. I don't have skin on the top of my hands.

You can see my tendons. You can see my bones. So this is the new hot drug on the street, Trankdope. And people are taking it, even though they no longer have skin on their hands, they have tendon hands. And there you can just see their tendons the way that you would be like a health book.

You would just see skeletal hands and people are going, I'm still, they still got to do it because if not, what does this do for animals? Like what kind of, what is this xylosine? Like it's utilized or it's authorized most often and utilized for animals, for cats or dogs or something. They use it on horses. Oh, they use it on horses.

All the good shit gets used on horses. All the stuff that can really take you there, can get you there. Do we have a YouTube? Is there anyone on Trankdope that we can like look at? Is there any type of exhibit? A, we can point to and say if, cause we want to make sure that you guys know

who's on Trankdope in your life, right? So if your son or daughter is sitting at the table with you, you want to make sure that you have all, well, number one, if your son sits down or daughter and they don't have skin on the top of their hands, this is a big indicator that they're on Trankdope. Truly. So if you're sitting there and they're like,

I was just a friend, you know, just hanging up, Mark. You go, hey, show me your hands. Show me your hands. Why? Just show them to me. You never trust anything I say. Show me your skinless hands. Do your hands have skin on them?

Yeah, they do, I promise. Show them to me. Why don't you trust me that my hands have skin? Show me your hands. And then they just take their skinless, skeletal hands and go, ah! And then you go, Trankdope! So you have to make sure that your kids are not on Trankdope.

Let's see what else you can look for. See, I don't know how it's hard. It's called necrotic. That's the tissue underneath is dead. So this is like getting bit by a brown recluse spider. Your skin becomes necrotic, meaning that it dies, the skin cells die and it gets hard, you can knock on it.

Like, but that's a leg. A leg. Woof! Probably the most lethal street drug in modern history. Any worse, tonight we have the answer. Trank, drug users turned into real life zombies right down to the rotten flesh. We didn't want to believe it either,

but it is real and it is here. All documented in this- I love the news voice when they're living this. They're like, there's zombies running around America. It seems like it's a bad movie, but it's real and it's here. The Trankdope is real and it's here. This scene has been confirmed in overdose deaths in Snohomish and King counties,

at least 12 that we know of. And those most familiar with the drug fear, it will get much worse. He didn't have a flesh eating disorder. He didn't have an abscess and he doesn't know how his finger went missing. And to me that is just- By the way, she also looks horrible.

I mean, let's be very honest, this woman looks horrific. She looks like she's on Trankdope. She's got trends. This is a social worker. This woman appears to be on Tr- If you showed me that, I would say two words, Trankdope. Trankdope, she's on Trank. How do I trust her when she's on Trank?

How bad is it out there now that people just can't even smoke crack anymore? That doesn't do it for them. They're like, crack won't even work anymore. I need Trank. Let's see what the rest of this Trankhead has to say. Said it was just miraculously gone. A narcotic nightmare.

One young lady was telling me about it and she was saying that she used it and then was out and didn't remember anything. Moving like a chameleon through an already dangerous drug supply. That scared her enough to want to go to detox. As if fentanyl wasn't deadly enough, suppliers are mixing in- Your children will move like chameleons through your home.

Looking for Trankdope with their necrotic dead skin lesions, giving you a clue that they're on the new hot street drug, Trank. They seem... Everyone seems to kind of know what Trankdope is. Rochelle Long is a mental health professional. She's like, listen, I use Trank occasionally. I can do it responsibly. And clinics to brace themselves for the full-on arrival of Trank.

Trank is short for tranquilizer. In this case, xylazine. It's strong enough for big animals like horses. When it's mixed with fentanyl, it gives users a brand new kind of high. So they start dancing, and they seem kind of happy, and they're just having fun. Sounds great.

To an immediate, like, zombie-like trance. Then they're a zombie. Like staring through you as if it's like a horror film. What it does to the human body. It starts out, you're like, what? What, bitches? And then it's like, I'm a zombie. Yeah, I mean, listen, I don't really tell people

what to do to have fun, because I think people need to figure that out on their own. With something like Trank, I will say that the downsides of the drug potentially may outweigh some of the positives. Like the dancing and the euphoria. I do think that there is a chance that the downsides of Trank

are going to potentially, on the scales, outweigh the good. But I leave it up to you. I leave it up to you out there. If you want to use it, if you are a user of Trank and you want to come on the show, like via Zoom or something, you're not coming near the studio,

but if you are on Trank and there's a way to get you to just tell us what it's like, I'm for that. You know, that seems to make sense. Thank you for listening, everybody. TimDillacomedy.com for live tickets and we will see you on Patreon and we'll see you next week.