The Tim Dillon Show - 350 - How To Help

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

Tim discusses visiting crumbling American cities for fun, Ubering to the writer’s strike and  why the New York Times is writing about Ukrainian solider fashion. Pre-Order ‘Death By Boomers’ By Tim Dillon 👉 https://rb.gy/gafn4 Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Manscaped: Manscaped.com & use code 'TIMD' Express VPN EXPRESSVPN.com/TimDillon Bespoke Post BoxOfAwesome.com & Use Code 'timdillon' ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Gillens show. We are very sorry it's taken us a long time to get these episodes out for you. You know, we are late. We're day late here. We took off last week because we had two bears with Tom Sigerah. If you've not listened to that, you should. And our Patreon episode will be out later today, but we were just finishing up. A little bit of a studio revamp and the last few shows on this first mini leg of a tour. I wasn't out there doing a ton of stand-up.

I was in a movie that I carried a little bit. Even though it was one scene, it was kind of the glue in the film. And it monopolized a lot of my time, I have three months of my time shooting at what will be a mega blockbuster. Hopefully. And I was unable to be on the road the way I kind of am. And so we kind of strung together a tour that was all over the place. But a lot of you guys came out and we sold out Chicago theater and we almost sold out the Masonic. There was a few tickets left in San Fran, which is, wow, is that bad

over there. You know, it is not, it is not, it is not a right wing media narrative that San Francisco is bad. It is truly bad. It is mouth-a-gape, you like the bear from the Sochi Olympics. Thank you, Russia. But it is mouth-a-gape. Oh my God, I've never seen anything like this broad daylight horror. And you know, all the stores are leaving. And so I was really impressed. We did about 2,000 tickets in a city in that condition. That's great. I think that's great. I'm happy with that. I am happy with

that. I think it's going to be the next American city to fall. Remember when Detroit fell, Detroit fell. That's how you knew people had given up on the country. Detroit didn't have a police force. They didn't, it was hard to get water to certain parts of the city. Like the city fell and we went, okay, San Fran is going to be the next city to be completely abandoned, which is said the food is amazing. We went to a Chinese restaurant, picked it at random and we went right after the show,

some of the best Chinese food you'll ever have. It's an important city culturally. It's an important city in a lot of different respects, economically, it was very important to Northern California. A lot of the tech companies originated in San Francisco, you know, tech companies originated in San Francisco. But now it is as bad as it's gonna get, I don't know how it gets worse. I don't, I don't know what could happen to make it worse. And, you know, there's nothing to do except go in

and then leave immediately, but it is fun. If you like a little bit of disaster tourism, which I like, I think, and you got to be sick fox to enjoy it. But if you're watching this, you are part of the fun of the next 30 years in America will be kind of a disaster tourism. Going to the worst places, there will be many, where you have fentanyl addicts in the street.

I saw a guy in San Fran, he was shitting and jabbing himself with a needle in his leg. And you know, I gotta be honest with you. Listen, is it sad? Yes, but you have to make the best of it. And I do believe that like part of the next, you know, the next phase of tourism in America will be like, it's not only gonna be like,

let's see the, you know, Yellowstone National Park. It's gonna be like, let's see the city that everybody's fleeing. Let's go to the place that every, and it's kind of fun. And you get into the Chinese restaurant, you're like, looking outside, you're like, what's going on? And then you see like, the Chinese restaurant, you're like, look it outside, you're like, what's going on? And then you see like the homeless person

and they're like kind of got a thing over them and they're draped in like a cape, but they're still on the motorized chair and they just go by. And then you're like, you're hitting the guy next to you, you're like, look at that, look at that, we're in it. We're in it, it's fun, it's a little fun. And you have to embrace it.

And I think that's San Francisco's next move. It's like we're a ghoulish attraction. It's become a ghoulish attraction. And it's a little fun, you know, because the food is great and it's fun, but you're always kind of alert. I mean, why are these Faggedy Americans going to escape rooms? Why

are they manufacturing danger for their sad, suburban, meaningless lives? Go to the cities we've ruined. Go to the cities that we've destroyed with our politics. Go to the places where we've crushed the human spirit and enjoy them for what they are. I mean, isn't that better than doing a dumb escape room or doing something stupid? These people go to haunted houses, haunted hayrah. You don't need any of that. You're an adult. Adults should go to these go to Flint, Michigan.

And the hears actually why you can't get mad at me, because I know people are getting maybe like, they're like, oh, this is actually not tasteful. It is. And I'll tell you why, gawking at the human waste, because it's just a waste of potential of life, whatever you want to say, right? I mean, it's not, I'm not into it. They are human beings, and I'm not trivializing the problems. What I'm saying is gawking at them

in their moment of need actually helps them because the tourism money they need, if you go to Flint, Michigan, to gawk at the hell. You're filling up the hotels to Gawk at the hell, you're filling up the hotels, you're filling up the restaurants, it's actually good for them. It's actually not what you're thinking,

it's the other way. So all these people that are like, well, this sounds actually pretty heartless. So you're telling me, I should go with my suburban, you know, comfortably middle class group of friends and we should go do a night or two in a disaster area like San Fritz. Yes. Yes, because the tourism dollar helps them. And it is a little fun. It's fun because, you know, this is going to sound horrible. At a certain point of drug addiction, and I've been a drug addict, you really are not a person at that point.

You're not a person at that point. It's really true. No one wants to talk about this, but I'll do it because we have a beautiful set and we have the Sochi bear provided by Russia. Now you're not. I've been there. I have been in the depths of a drug addiction, meaning I was a, you know, and I think maybe the worst of it was when I was in my early 20s.

I was directionless. I was working in finance and I was doing drugs all the time, snorting cocaine, drinking, smoking weed, ticket pills. I was not a human being at that point because I was, you become the drug, you just become this thing that wants drugs and you want to feel better and you exist in a binary state of being either high or anxiety written trying to get drugs. Those are the only two. It's a binary existence. And those drugs pale in comparison to fentanyl or Crocodile or whatever the hell is going

on in San Francisco, drank dope or whatever of the new things are, you can't even keep up with them. So I'm not saying that these people at one point weren't human beings and I'm not saying there isn't a human being down deep in there. But at this point, they may as well be animatronic, you know, it's a small world, it's a small world, they have to go. At this point, they may as well be animatronic, it's a small world, because they're not, they're making shapes with their own bodies

that no one's ever seen before. The way they can bend and shift, and the things they're doing, the way their eyes are drawing around, they're wearing this, and it's really amazing the post-apocalyptic stuff they're wearing things they're doing the way their eyes are taught around, they're wearing this. And it's really amazing. The post-apocalyptic stuff they're wearing. They're doing big hats and it's very black and large tapes.

And I like it. I think it's actually good. It's very, they're on the motorized scooter and I'm going to send you, I'm going to send you and I want you to bring this up and I want you to close up on this woman. And I don't know if it's a woman and it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. And again, I'm not trying because this helps them. Do you get it?

Are you with me on this? Going and gawking, going and giggling, going and going, oh my God, it helps them. I'm telling you, and I know it doesn't seem like it does. I am, but it does. It. But it does. It does. It does. It does. And I don't know the problem. So here I'm sending this to the good producer. And now I want you to put this up on the screen for everyone to see because I want you to basically let it, and we're going to close up. We're doing close up on this person here and this woman now again this and people are going to get I already see people going to get angry with me

But that does it I can't not do what I do here because I'm making sense now I want you I just set you the close up version two the next version is going to be close up I'm sending now okay you can do it yourself get it yourself. Get in there. Get it on her tight. Get it on her tight. Okay. Listen, when I tell you, this is one of the better looking people in San Francisco right now. Now, Listen, they go by and they zip by you. And it's fun because, by, did listen to me. I know that, I know that this isn't, but it's true.

Why are people, why are you mad at me? I didn't give them the fence at all. I'm not letting them do this to themselves. I am not letting them do this to themselves. I am not letting them do this to themselves, but I like that hat she has, it's sort of that hat on the top of that. Look at the fit for a minute. Look at the fit,

because the fit is actually not bad at all. By any stretch, the fit is not bad. Now, I hope this woman goes to heaven soon because we have let her, you could get it away now, but you, we have let her, here's the problem. We have let these cities descend into chaos. We have let people destroy their lives with narcotics because we feel like it is compassionate to not arrest them, force them into treatment, or put them in jail. And because we have decided that all the problems in America,

and there were some of them that certainly come from inequality, we know that, we're not dumb. San Francisco is one of the highest housing, you know, it's crashing now, but it's one of the most expensive places to live. And we know that people can get forced into homelessness because they're in a real estate market that is pricing them out. And we know that.

And we're not saying, but we also have to recognize that the homeless problem in San Francisco is not just a function of the rising cost of housing. It is a function of rampant drug use that has been normalized in every part of the city where people that are addicted to drugs can do them in the street, can buy them in the street, can turn tricks, you know, with their bodies and buy drugs immediately after. It's not simply just about wealth inequality, which is a great talking point of people. There's many other things that are going into it. It's an

issue of policing. It's an issue, frankly, of what you will tolerate as a city. So I am saying at this point now, absent any other options, going to San Francisco and gawking at the people whose lives have been destroyed by the policy ticks of that city is actually the most humane thing you can do. It is the most humane thing you can do because otherwise you are ignoring it and you're not spending your money there. And even if you spend your money there, will it help? Not really, but it's better than not spending your money there. They need a tax base.

They need something. They need to give someone a blanket. So the reality is, I know that it seems cruel and heartless to suggest my course of action, which is to make San Francisco a tourism hub for people that want to just, you know, they're kind of bored and they want to go there and they kind of want to be like, oh my God, but I'm telling you right now, it's actually great. It's actually the right thing to do. It's the right thing to do because it infuses the city with capital.

And if we're not going to solve it, if we're not going to develop better policies, the only thing left to do truly is to see it as kind of a haunted house, like a screen park, to see it as a little bit of a screen park. And to go and eat the good food and the great case of diet, El Ferro Lito, or the great, and then you come, and then you're just like, whoa, look at that! Whoa, look at that one! Oh my God!

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The cast of Boy Meets World, who by the way look as bad, if not worse than the citizens of San Francisco. The cast of Boy Meets World, which is a show that I grew up watching, is getting involved in the writer's strike. They are, it is so sad. By the way, LA has been gray now for months because God hates the writers. Apparently God loves executives. Who knew? God loves the writers apparently. God loves executives. Who knew? God loves the studio executives.

It has been great. Since these motherfuckers have walked out on their jobs, it has been nothing but gray and overcast. Now, the writers are negotiating for a better deal, which again, we are supporting the writers. Well, I support them, you know, but I've said many times on the show. Literally my best friends are all the streamer CEO executives. So it's like weird. I support them, you know, but I've said many times on the show.

Literally my best friends are all the streamer CEO executives. So it's like weird. I occupy this like weird middle space. That being said, this is a very sad thing. Here's what happens. This is what happens. Let's just be very clear about what this is. These people are done.

They're done in the business, they're done. At one point, they had it all. They were on a hot show, people cared. They had stuff going on. At this point, they are done in this business and their lives are horrible. They are a few steps away from that woman in the wheelchair with the hat.

Okay. This is not a nice place when they throw you out. It's throw, they throw you out. You're done. These people are done. Now, however, they're getting, they're, they're back in because of the WGA strike. And it's very sad. They do this bit.

That's not a bit. That's very sad. That doesn't really land. No one knows who they are. They show up to this thing. They're trying to make it like look at us to cast a boy means world is here. Now let's get serious. Can you imagine the executives being like, hold on. Boy means world is here. And by the way, it's not even Fred saffron right? The star is not even there. right. The star is not even there. The star Fred Savage is not even there. But I just imagine like Ted Serandos and Netflix just, you know, outside the window, he's looking down. He's up on his penthouse corner office. He's like,

fuck. So they have the cast of Boy Meets world, huh? Yeah. All right. Let's go down. Let's address them and let they all go down to the picket line. But they do this really sad bit where the older brother on Boy Meets World's like, we were on a show in the 60s. They're trying to do this back. It was the 90s and everything. But close up on them, let's play this. And I want you to look at the pain in their faces. We are out here today to support the striking Ryder's Guild of America. I'm Daniel Sashok. I'm Ryder Strong. look at the pain in their faces. The sixties were an important time for me. Anyway, whenever we needed clarity in our lives or just some sort of wisdom, we all went to one very specific person, and I think it's necessary to summon him now, if you don't mind. Wait, wait, I thought you didn't do the colon anymore.

I don't, but I think I'm gonna make it, except for her. Here we go, everybody ready? Yeah. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Ha-ha-ha!

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All right. Every can't. Yeah. All right. Thank you. This was very tough to watch. This was very sad. The cast of Boy Meets World, by the way, I mean, belagged.

Sad. I mean, it's just tough. I would never show up. I would never show up if I was, I would never. I would just, woof. Would I, would I leave and never come back? Would I leave and never come back?

You know? But that's why we can't make cities like Austin, he's like up and coming hot seat, because that was like the retirement. That's where these people should go after they were like, that was the point. That's where you go. That's where you go like after you, you know, you did Boy Meets World and it didn't work out and, you know, but it was just sad to watch them and they're doing this chant.

You know, we all know Mr. Feeney was a principal on Boy Meets World, but no one really gives a fuck. No one cares anymore about anything. And it's just very sad right? Yeah. Imagine that. I mean, that Teppango was the one with the big tits. What, what do you think happens after they just get in a good, you know, right? You think they carpooled? Do you think there's multiple cars owned in that group? What do you think? Do you think there's like a one? Do you think they do an Uber pool that ride or strong is driving. He goes, all right, he turns to her, he turns to her, he goes, by the way, can you request it?

Cause I actually have to, yeah, I mean, it's tough. It's tough to watch because obviously some of these writers are, you know, they're coming back from the dead. Some of these people, it's like night of the living dead on these picket lines out here. People that haven't worked and forever, people are like, oh my God, what happened to you? And they're like, you know, they got, let's, you bust them in from San Fran. Some of those people were writers too. Um, but again, we hope

this ends soon and we wish them well. I mean, that's, that's all we can do here. It's all we could do. Um, that's another thing. If you, if San Fran is too much desaster tourism, drive by the WJ picket lines in Hollywood and you will see a lot of people whose lives are in disarray. Their lives are in disarray. And by the way, just to make a quick statement, Ukraine counteroffensive is on its underway. We don't know how they're doing. It's mixed reactions. We can't get anything real in the press. The New York Times, however, has now started to acknowledge that like some of the Nazi symbols on the front line of the Ukraine are a bit confusing. Nazi symbols on Ukraine's front lines highlight

thorny issues of history. There's nothing better than the word thorny. Troops use of patches bearing Nazi emblems, risks fueling Russian propaganda. So now again, this is hilarious. I want you to read this headline like you're an adult. Troops use of patches bearing Nazi emblems, risks fueling Russian propaganda, what about it risks fueling the reality that they like Nazis and or are Nazis? Which again, you can say that we have a strategic interest in working with them.

If you want, I don't know that that's the case. I've argued, you know, quite persuasively on multiple platforms. That we don't, that our strategic interest is actually in trying to de-escalate this conflict. But it's hilarious. This is the paper record. The New York Times are coming out and they're going, well, because remember when this started, everybody was pinning metals on these guys. And you know, they were showing up at Gallus or whatever and they

were going, these are the heroes and these and when all this stuff. And now, and then a lot of people were like, wait a minute, but Ukraine for years in addition to being one of the most corrupt countries in Europe, was a hot bad, a bastion, if you will, of white supremacy, of literal Naziism, of youth Nazi movements. And I'm not saying we don't, we've got a few in this country. The little Nazis are running around here as well, right? But like, you know, they had like Charlottesville 2.0. I mean, you know, again, I'm not saying that we don't have those issues, but you know, they had like Charlottesville 2.0. I mean, you know, again, I'm not saying

that we don't have those issues, but you know, for years and years, everyone in the media called everyone that had a differing opinion on anything in Nazi. That was a pyjard of thrown at a lot of people. You're not, and there were real Nazis. There are legitimately real, you know, people in America that genuinely are down that road, you know, people in America that genuinely are down that road.

You know, and that's obviously, you know, worth pointing out. But when you broad brush everybody say, not see, not see, it cuts, like, calling everyone a racist or what they're doing right now on Twitter, everyone's groomer, everyone's a pedophile. We love just one word. And then like the people that are really like, you were an actual pet of all that, you're probably like, okay, man, they're can't there. They got a big nut here. I don't know if you get me. But now the New York Times is finally starting to admit because it's got to be awkward for them, right? Because

like they're over there trying to portray this is one thing. This narrative is something. An image of a Ukrainian soldier wearing a patch containing the Tottenkoff symbol, an example of Nazi iconography that was posted on the Twitter account of Ukraine's defense ministry then deleted. Here's the reality. We need to, if there, if you want to make them the good Nazis, make them the good Nazis, but you have to admit that they are not. I mean, it's like kind of hilarious. They're like, literally, they've got the patches. They're, they're seek hiling. They're doing all this stuff. And then like, the newer times is like, well, these patches might aid in Russian propaganda. I'm like, maybe these

patches are going to make Americans think we shouldn't be dumping hundreds of billions of dollars into this war that is so clear cut, I guess, if you are six, like if you are a child, like many of the Hollywood celebrities that comment on this war are, then it's easily explained. If you know anything about world history, like the slightest bit, like anything, like, if you like watched half of a documentary once before you lost Wi-Fi in a plane, you would know that it's actually thorny, as the New York Times would say, it's a little thorny, okay? When the United States and NATO acts as a fucking imperialist aggressor all over the world

and is encircling Russia, a country that's deeply paranoid about being invaded, rightly or wrongly, they are, okay? And if you look at their history, you can pretty much see why, okay? They've been invaded multiple times. Now, when a country like that sees the United States and croaching into their area, okay? When they see what happened in the Ukraine, when Ukraine is going and almost really ethnically cleansing

Russian-speaking people, they're banning political parties, they're banning the Russian Orthodox Church, okay? The Ukraine sending these paramilitary troops into those regions to per with the help of the CIA to purge any Russian national or Russian loyalist or Russian speaker, whatever it is, when all of that's happening, and Russia decides that they are going to go into, and now again, Putin is, I don't think he's a, you know, this obviously, I mean, I do have this,

which I do value this. But listen, Putin is not Bernie Sanders. We're not trying to make that argument here that Putin is Bernie Sanders. What we are trying to make that argument here. The Putin is Bernie Sanders. What we are saying is this is a deeply complex issue. And a lot of it might have to do with the fact that, you know, we have been encroaching and pushing into that sphere for a long time. And you know, when I had the two young guys on the show, the Biden guys, who were talking

the Biden boys, who I still talk you, I do like a lot. Um, we're not. They're not. And they're crazy, but I like that. I love them, but they're not. But, you know, I was trying to explain to them like, you know, the world is not a film. You know what I mean? Like, it's not a video game, it's not a film.

I think, you know, the problem with the way that we process advances, we are totally ignorant of history in America. Ignorant of it, like anything before season three of selling sunset, we don't know. We are ignorant of history. We're not taught world history. In America, we're not taught world history. We don't know, we have no idea. We're constantly arguing about the American history

that we should be taught here. You know, at what point should kindergarteners be shown 12 years of slave, or whatever the arguments that are happening all the time are? Now, you know, or how many genders are in music class, but outside of that, outside of these things, there's actually an entire world out there But outside of that, outside of these things, there's actually an entire world out there

that has its own history that we could look at slightly. And if you had any understanding of that at all, from a global perspective, you would know that this conflict is not what you are being told by the lying people at the New York Times. I hate to say this, it is just not, it's not, it's absolutely not, okay?

And that doesn't mean that Putin is Bernie Sanders and it doesn't mean what it means is that if you're an adult and the New York Times has to go, we're sorry about the Nazi patches being worn by the guys. We're funding to the tune of a trillion dollars. We're sorry about that, because it would spread Russian propaganda if you look at their clothes. The newspaper record, the fact that they have to do this,

the fact that they're even taught, it means there's more shit coming down the pipe. I'm telling you, I've been in a game a while. If they have to do this, it means that there's more stuff coming down the pipe. They're getting out in front of it. They're trying to get ahead of it because there's more stuff coming

if they're writing an article about fashion in the middle of a counteroffensive. It means that there's more coming. You're telling you, this war is going to unwind much quicker than I rack, much quicker than Afghanistan. Now, in real time, you're seeing it with the vaccine. You're seeing it with that. They're like, everybody take the vaccine.

It'll be fine. Everybody's fine. And then you get COVID nine times You're seeing it with the vaccine. You're seeing it with that. They're like, everybody take the vaccine. It'll be fine, everybody's fine. And then you get COVID nine times after you've taken the vaccine. And none of these people have the decency to just shut up about, they're still promoting it. They're still pumping it. I was a sub-prime mortgage guy. After a good scam, leave quietly.

You know, we didn't knock on people's doors a year after we sold them a mortgage. You go, how's it going? I'm like, you know, we didn't knock on people's doors a year after we sold them a mortgage. How's it going? I'm the guy, you know, we get it. Stick and move, hustler. Move. But you're going to see this, you're going to, it's a, we're ready. Start like the Linsky's going to get because the American people have kind of already had

enough. There's a little bit of fatigue here. So the government's going to throw the Linsky away. the way they throw everyone away, they throw everyone away when they're no longer useful. Remember that chick Christine Blasie Ford who went out and accused the Kavanaugh, the Supreme Court guy and then she was like, the talk of the town for two weeks, then it was like, you're out. They're going to throw Megan and when Megan and Harry first moved here and we could hit the royal family and say they're racist and now we're gonna sick of them. And they're out.

He's out soon. Zelinsky's on his 14th minute right now. And that's where they're starting to run articles like this little by little. They're preparing people for the total about face where we go, yeah, we know, I don't know. It'll be an ultimate gaslighting. It'll be go, yeah, we know, I don't know. It'll be an ultimate gaslighting. It'll be like, yeah, we don't. Yeah, that was there are notses there. They were like not see, we didn't know, like, oh my god, like, it's going to be a total

gaslighting. They're going like they're doing with the fact that when Trudeau goes like, I never told, no, we know and required you to take the vaccine. Nobody's who is requiring you to take the vaccine, you need it to get into a deli. So this will be a total of gas out of two. And if you're actually somewhat aware, you can start to see these little articles, little seeds that they're planting going, well, you know, they are wearing Nazi vests. That's weird. That's odd because we've realized we got to prepare for China now, because that's the real fight. China, it's not this crap.

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If you're thinking about taking the environmentally sound vacation because that's most people right now. Most people in America are concerned with their carbon footprint when they travel. Is that not true? Is that not true? Is that, isn't that why we love cruises so much?

Because it's an efficient way to get 3,000 morbidly obese people at the middle of the ocean. Is that not why we're doing it? But they're XCBS news, by the way. Now imagine running this story. I mean, this is kind of hilarious. So CBS news in the midst of what's going on where we have one of our presidents is indicted,

one of our presidents, Donald Trump, our ex-president was indicted. Joe Biden is going to be, you know, you know, perhaps dealing with some stuff about the birisma, the energy company in the where, Ukraine, that's coming out that he had deals with with him and his son. We have this real crisis of confidence in our political systems with our justice department, maybe acting politically. confidence in our political systems with our justice department may be acting politically. We have issues all over the place. And CBS has decided that right now, the most important thing to focus on is how much methane gas is being used on your trip in the summer. Now, most a lot of Americans cannot afford to go on a trip.

Now, of course, CBS doesn't cover that. CBS doesn't cover that. CBS doesn't cover that. They don't cover the fact that there's people that are lining up with food banks because they can't eat. They're children are going to bed hungry. They can't find work. They're living in areas of the country that we've given up on rural America. We don't give a shit Republican Democrat. Whoever nobody gives a fuck about any of these. So they're not talking to those people, but they are talking to people, I guess, that are going to take a vacation. Not only is it going to take a vacation, but they have the luxury of thinking about how

to do it in an environmentally sound way. CBS News, let's watch this right. And by the way, when you watch this, it is the most insane segment I have seen in a very long time from the media. And that tells you something. Let's watch the good people at CBS News, the Weekender. This summer, some people are looking for ways to take a vacation while also cutting down on their greenhouse gas emissions. Who? These are tourism market is expected to exceed $331 billion by 2027, according to new research data.

Egotorism can have an impact on where some people choose to visit and how they get there. Let's bring in Tree Minch, a features editor for Discover Magazine. Tree, let's talk about some destinations where folks can actually give back to the planet. I love this, by the way. I love CBS News to go. They go. Is there a way we can do, because we're trying to push this ecotourism thing. Is there a way we can do it

with a trans person named Tree? He's there a way we can do this segment with a trans person named Tree? They're like, we have a trans person named Sarah, they go, no, no, we'd like a tree, and no shade to tree, but it's just very funny. And again, let's watch some of this because it is just very funny this idea that like eco tourism, which by the way is the most loosely defined thing ever,

it's just going to be people go rich people going to like nice places and they're going to go, they're just it's eco tourism. They want to lower their carbon footprint. It's glamping. And it's like, okay, it's not, they're not primarily concerned with their carbon footprint. They want to take Instagram photos in Montana in a tent. But all right, let's see what tree has to say. Yeah, absolutely. So, you know, this whole local movement that we've been seeing as a trend across the country, I think that tourism is an amazing place where it fits in. You know, one of the first place. Tree mench. Think about as things like.

Trees are real mench. State parks and county parks that have a wealth of opportunities for amazing destinations to immerse yourself in. But also the money you're spending there, the activities you're doing are typically directly going back and actually sustaining that environment. Right.

So, go scuba diving. That's under a list of guidelines and understanding that experts and scientists have of watching what's happening in these ecosystems that environment. Right. So go scuba diving. That's under a list of guidelines and understanding that experts and scientists have of watching what's happening in these ecosystem and making sure they're balanced and healthy for everybody that visits as well as all the creatures

and plants that live there. Well, it's great to know that you can actually do it locally and not spend a lot of money to travel. But let's say you do decide to travel. What are some of the activities that you can look forward to? Sure. I mean, the list is pretty much endless. You can like cater your interests to local and very eco-friendly destinations. I mean, one example would be the ocean in general. This is the news, by the way.

This is the news in the United States, America. They're telling you you can go to the ocean. This is the news. This is CBS News in the United States of America. CBS News has a segment with someone named Tree who is sitting in their room on Zoom telling you that there's something, I don't know if you've heard of it, called the ocean that you can go to. What do they think Americans do on vacations that are so ecologically unfriendly that they don't do every day of their lives. And they're using stock photo, they're using stock photo of a

white woman here. I don't know running her hand on sugar cane while she walks down. Like these stock photos are very interesting. I don't know how to understand what that's supposed to be. But there's a whole idea of eco vacate like what is, so they're saying you don't have to fly. I guess you don't have to go to theme parks because they're not eco friendly. You could go to the ocean. Okay, that's the bit.

That's the segment that they're doing. Is that an example of an eco? Keep going with this because I'm curious. It's like, what are these eco friendly, does it? But aren't most summer destinations like lakes and oceans? Isn't most of it eco-tourism? Isn't that where everyone goes in the fucking summer? What the hell is going on at CBS?

Shout out to Catherine Herringes though. She's been doing this a long time. Catherine Herringes has been at every network with that frozen face full of rest to land like. Ah! Keep going. Visit. Um, so, you know, one thing we like to plug folks into or things like, um, there's citizen science opportunities all across the country.

What resource for that is size starter.org, or essentially like, you want to go to the ocean, you want to see dolphins, they're actually scientists out there who need the help of everyday citizens who are experiencing the ocean and maybe want to. Oh, they don't. For dolphins. They don't need the help of American citizens. Catchlings got into the ocean. And there's a network of organizations where they'll look at its pauses from them.

And you're actually. Is this they're literally telling people that scientists need the help of people to hatch turtles and keep monitor dolphins. What are they doing with all this money? I have to now work as a scientist on my, I have a job. I have a fucking job. I have to go and hatch turtles.

First of all, Americans are gonna eat the things they find. They're all going into a pot. So this is just the craziest thing ever. You can be a scientist. Scientists need your help. Well, they didn't need your help about the vaccine. They didn't need your help, even if you asked a question like, how about you leave it to the experts?

But now it's supposed to fucking finger fucked off and then hatch turtles. Let's finish this up with true. Things happen in unfold while you're having an amazing experience and paradise often. What are some of the destinations and activities you should avoid if you're trying to protect this is going to be good. Sure. Yeah. So you know, it's really going to depend on what environment you are in. Would it be great if he goes having heterosexual sex?

Having had or she, I don't know what she's identifying as, having heterosexual, they, this thing that, uh, having heterosexual sex and having children and going to church. Those are the things that I think are, they leave the biggest carbon footprint, um, uh, having children in a heterosexual bond of marriage and going to church. things that I think are they leave the biggest carbon footprint, having children in a heterosexual bond of marriage and going to church. Now, Christmings, that would just be treat. That's what I go to parks. You go to research facilities. They're going to have a list of guidelines, things as simple as stay on the trail, which might sound kind of like simple and something that maybe we are curious to get the best of us.

We want to wander off. Petito. Guidelines that are in place are actually really dynamic to protect the health of the ecosystem that are there. So following the rules and guidelines that are there, are. Now CBS is using a bunch of black people who seem lost. There's a bunch of Africans.

CBS is now using stock footage of a bunch of Africans whose tour bus has overturned and they're walking around in the bush and the jungle trying to figure out. I mean, can CBS not, who is doing the stock footage over there at CBS? This is crazy. From activities that you're gonna do, when you really hone in on operations and things that are run by locals who live in the community work there.

It's most likely that the money that they're receiving is really going to be put back into the health and the long term sustainability that place for their wellness as well as all the things that live there. So it's really good to just kind of follow those tips. There's something called disaster tourism. What does that look like? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Different kind of applications, you know,

where people will kind of flood into an area, you know, in response to sort of a devastating event or something that happens there to try and, you know, help and offer support and things. And that will definitely, there's situations and circumstances where that's called before, But um, sent it off, usually to plug into operations like the Red Cross operations like no, no, the traffic kids. What's best is to go to San Francisco and what because they have crazy hats like kind of the Western

Lake Azurro had almost. And they're in the jazzy's and they're on fence. Uh, no, thank you. Trees wrong. They're all wrong. As always, usual, you only have to listen to me. Thank you. That's the reality. You just do disaster tourism. Actually is tree was right. You do show up. You do try to help. And the response to an event and it's a collapse of San Francisco disaster tourism. Let's talk about the sea of dip and dots because you strangle this girl from the death. Is it to death or did he just strangle her? Is it the way I just strangled her? Yeah, yeah. Why is that even news? I think because Dippin Dots is like a significant company. Is it a significant company? Is Dippin Dots?

Dippin Dots for all of you. I used to do a great ice cream bit that's still on YouTube. Better versions are live. Comedy's always better live, but it's actually good version on YouTube. And then D live. Comedy's always better live, but it's actually a good version on YouTube. And then dip in dots is the ice cream brand that's like gravel. It's they freeze ice cream in a little pellets that look like a rabbit shatter something

and you eat them and they have different flavors. Get up, dip in dots so people could just see what it is. You know, they're usually at rest stops. There, these tiny frozen nitrogen frozen balls of flavors that kind of approximate the taste. It's like, I don't know, I'd rather astronaut ice cream, like from the planetarium, like that bar of dry ice cream, you'd get at the planetarium.

That was actually kind of cooler. Dippin' dots for me has always been strange, although we did have them when we were in Wawa. Remember that? We were in Wawa, we that? We were in Wawa. We stole them, I think. Yeah. Yeah.

Now, you don't pay for these. Never pay for Dippin' House. Never ever pay for Dippin' House. He's strangling his chick. So now, what happened to this man? How, I don't even know how Dippin' Dots was founded. How was it founded? Uh, it sounds like it was like a domestic thing.

I think it was. Yeah, well, we know it was a domestic thing. Oh, no, that's, he was arrested on complaints of public intoxication, domestic violence by strangulation, walking outside naked in a drunken rage. Let's see what this happened to him. The CEO of Dippin Dots was reportedly arrested Tuesday for allegedly attacking his girlfriend and storming outside their Oklahoma home completely naked in a drunken field rage. Scott Fisher, she probably insulted the ice cream. She was probably like, it's Scott the socks.

It's always socked. Scott had served at rest stops. Shut up. Scott Fisher was a history of abuse who's booked a complaints of blah, blah, blah. He's 43. He attacked a woman hours after she confronted him about his alcohol abuse, which reportedly escalated over the past several weeks. He's probably very invested in these Ukraine counteroffensive. It's, it's a lot of Americans are having problems now. The girlfriend whose identity was not revealed in the documents that reportedly

returned from work to her Oklahoma City home and found the former ice cream man intoxicated. The former ice cream man was drunk. They've verbally fought until... Is it magnet? Yeah, it's like the share of Constable Kennedy deal. Yeah, until the... Yeah, I don't know what happened here. He choked her.

You know, I mean, he choked her. By the way, this is horrible too. The gunman who killed his three children. Right? Did you hear about this? Yeah, yeah. This is crazy. Gunmen killed six in horrific murder suicide, including three kids as it's revealed wife feared

he would get tronken. Shoot me. The mental health problems in this country are so bad now that I don't think it's, I don't think it's hyperbole to suggest that there are so many people that you're looking at that are on the brink of doing something crazy or having a full on mental breakdown,

that you just have to tread carefully, tread lightly out there. You know, and obviously I'm not blaming anyone. This was a horrible thing that happened. But there's a lot of people out there that are really, they have untreated mental illness. It's like psychosis. And this guy, Tennessee man went on a violent rampage, murdering his estranged wife, her daughter and three kids, after she warned the court, he had 50 or 60 guns and was afraid he would get drunk and shoot me.

Officials with the 10, and me listen, let's be honest, I'm pro-gunned to a, to a, to a degree. 50 or 60 guns might be an indication there's something going on. It might not be. I mean, people are going to attack me now in the comments for that, which I don't care. 50 or 60 might be an indicate. I mean, how many well people have 60 rifles? You know, I understand you're preparing for the apocalypse, but you need

60. Seems like a lot. That seems like a lot. Because, you know, you're going to fight the government with them. I know, but the government has drones, but whatever. It doesn't matter even if you know what's fine I understand that the spirit of it, right? I understand that 60 seems like a bit mod Well, it's not your business. I'm just saying it's the guy shot his kids, you know Sheriff Bo Burnett confirmed Barnett who had worked in the machine tool industry Was the one who shot and killed his wife Regina. I mean, this is so sad. There's nothing funny about this,

but I will say and keep going here. I mean, she warned the court and she warned that this could happen. He threatened to shoot her. He verbally abused her and he killed his children. She worked at the Seymour Handle Factory. She was making handles. And where did he work again?

Do we know? I believe he was a... I don't know how you'd have to see that. I mean, so I mean, this is really crazy. He's one of, I mean, it's like, this is like mind blowing stuff. He also might not have had a job either. I mean, there's that too. Yeah, and I mean, so she works at a handle factory.

He worked at a handle factory. He worked at a machine tool factory, I think. And then he shot everybody and killed them. Imagine Rogers and Hammerstein trying to write a musical about this era of America. You know what I mean? Where everybody's just working at factories and killing each other. Everybody's executing their own families. That seems like a tough thing to get.

You know, remember the Rogers and Hammerssey musicals like Oklahoma, oh, Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plane. And he killed his kids. You know, like it's, it's just tough to, to imagine America in this state, writing great fun musicals about it, because there used to be great musicals about the things that were going on, people falling in and out of love,

people having these fun little rivalries, but now it just seems to have gotten so dark, so hopeless in many cases. That is very tough to imagine any type of fun musical being written about the lives that people are living now, you know, Oklahoma, the great music, Oklahoma. Now that guy was living in Oklahoma, found a dip in dots and he's strangling his wife. And I'm not saying that wasn't happening then, but it doesn't seem to be, we just seem

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Looks very similar to this, except in New York backdrop. So that one we're over there. We're doing shows over there. We could be there. We gotta be mobile. We gotta, you know, L.A. is, you know, we're looking at a situation where

it's rapidly deteriorating. And I don't know how long I have left here. I think that there's possible. There's a potential that I will leave again. I left once and I will leave maybe again. I don't know, but as of right now, we're on the road. We're in the mix. And we want to have an East Coast thing

so that when we're on the East Coast, I spend a lot of time on the East Coast. We can touch down there and do the show there as well. We do appreciate everybody's patience. We know wrapping up these shows has been a little difficult. San Francisco, the Masonic and the Chicago theater are two of my favorite venues in the world. I love those two cities.

I love the audiences there. They all came out. We saw that Chicago theater very close to the Masonic. You know, and again, it was, to me, everyone, you know, that comes out to those shows of great appreciation for and the shows themselves were amazing. I don't do a ton of marketing. You know, a lot of other people are much better

and more adept at marketing than I am in terms of like showing you everything. I don't necessarily subscribe to that. And that doesn't mean that I don't see the value in it, or I don't recognize the talent in it. It's a great show. If, you know, and word of mouth should matter and that should matter. And we sell a lot of tickets because that shit does matter.

And I talk to a lot of you guys every week. So it's not like, you know, I hate the feeling of like, even that dumb picture you take after the show, when you do a great show, and then you're like, and now, come on, and you take that photo in front of it. It just to me, I've never liked doing that stuff, but I know that I have to do it. It's more and more becoming part of this, but I've been able to carve up the path that I haven't do it the way I want to do it, where it's just like, it's kind of a low-fi light touch out there. And hopefully the stuff we put out is funny and people enjoy it.

But we are going to be back from the studio now because we are off the roads. We'll be back here every week. And if you guys are into it and you want to subscribe to the channel or get because you know, Rumble is coming up. I mean, who just signed a hundred million dollar contract on Twitch? The streamer just signed, but not on Twitch. The other one kick, right? Yeah, yeah. 100 million two year contract on kick. Streamer. Things are changing, you know, and streamer, QXC, QXC, he looks like a Sasha Baron Cohen character. I don't know what's going on anymore, and it doesn't matter.

But QXC, XQC leaves Twitch, agrees to two year, $100 million contract with kick. So that's what I'm saying. There are other places, you know, we might start uploading the show to Twitter. We're thinking about it. In addition to YouTube, we don't know. We might start uploading the show to rumble. We don't know right now, but we are experimenting with all kinds of things, but we don't know the direction that things are going to go in the media space, but things do seem to be heading to an interesting place where there are more eyeballs now across many different platforms.

And that might be the best way to do it. We don't know. We wish you crane well with their counteroffensive. We hope everything comes to a conclusion. We hope that everything over there comes to a peaceful conclusion. I feel horrible for the Ukrainian people that are being displaced, that are being killed. We all feel that way. This is not a celebration of war. In fact, it's very opposite of that. It is the recognition that one needs a de-escalation and when you have wars, they usually end with some type of compromise.

There's usually a treaty. I don't know if that'll work in this situation. I don't know. I'm not a geopolitical expert. I do know that with the New York Times, starts running things like, well, you know, the guys were supporting warnaz, you shirts again. Well, it means that there's a little sea change here. There's a little wind. There's a feather and forest come that you see, you know, because that's kind of like everybody's looking at the feather and that's it's starting.

We're starting to doubt the amount of resources that we've put into this. And we're starting to doubt potentially the end game. I don't know if we have the end game here. I think that we're finally starting to look at it and go, oh, well, John Mier Shimer, who's done the best work on this. He's in my opinion. He's one of the guys to listen to believes early on in the war that the Ukraine at the upper hand of the Russia, and it has it now. And he doesn't believe the Ukraine is going to win. John Mier Shimer again, does great work on this issue.

He comes at it from a very non ideological, non-emotional, cold, sober view, which doesn't exist in America anymore. By the way, there's no non-ideal out everything is an emotional roller coaster from emotionally unstable people, named Tree. And I'm not, I don't even know Tree. I'm just saying like, this is where we're at now in the country that the people that are talking about issues of grave importance are themselves completely mentally destroyed. And they're the ones opining on issues of great importance, you know, or vice-prep. Can you get up Kamala again?

We want to do this once a week where we play a Kamala clip. Get up the Kamala clip. Glenn Greenwald shared this on Twitter the other day. And he literally said he goes, Tim Dillam is the first person to say that Kamala has now crossed into genuinely entertaining. Genuinely entertaining. We love her. I can't get enough of her. And what's funny about the clip that Glenn had is, of course, it's just Kamala being Kamala, which is, you know, someone who is just, you know, sort of completely incapable of actually speaking. I've never seen anything like it.

She's completely incapable of speaking in any rational way for any period of time. She lapses into these weird colloquialisms and stuff like that. Here it is. Kamala, here's your vice president, folks. Happy Juneteenth. Please have a seat. Please have a seat. She's manic.

Now, folks, pause it for a minute. She's unwell. If someone walked into my house, exhibiting this kind of behavior, I would be very scared for them, truly. If somebody walked in and was like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not the cadence of someone who's well. Let me guess what this cadence is. This is the cadence of you know, Biden's in office now. Biden is a genuine corp. She knows kind of maybe how bad it is. She can't really say it. She knows that her political career, which again was never going to happen because she was hated in the primaries because she she was a cop, and she was sending truancy police

after the parents of kids who ditched school trying to get everybody locked up. She was elevated to this position because of identity politics, and now she's just kind of there, and the guy she's kind of hitched her way into is maybe about to go down for being in bed with some shady companies in the Ukraine.

She doesn't know, but she seems to be losing her mind in front of people. And I predicted this months ago, I said, after Kanye, I'm like, you're gonna have these really big meltdowns, public meltdowns, you're gonna see this for the first time, you're actually gonna see people losing their mind in front of you in a way that you've never seen before.

Let's take a look. This is the Vice President of the United States. She's not. Ed Sumod divine, non-family. Yeah. Is she high? Good evening, everyone. Yeah, something, something's off with her. Something's off. Something's off. I don't know.

Target has pulled my, I'm gay for Vladimir Putin pride shirt. Again, this is a capitulation to the mob. Of course, people that are mad about the flag, it's stupid at this point, that people get that angry and that invested in the fact that they have a pride flag up. I think it's one of these culture war things that has been ginned up to a degree, but it also reflects the reality of like this insane kind of gender stuff that's going on with kids in schools. And so what we're seeing

now is like this crazy backlash, which anyone again, it's predictable, right? Anybody that's looking at all this stuff goes, oh, yes, you're going to get a crazy backlash. You know, people were fine with gay marriage, people were kind of okay with it. Now everyone wasn't. They're evangelicals. They're people that want to live in a Christian theocracy, but a lot of the public was fine with this stuff. They were cool with it.

And then again, it just became like, but we're going to tell you're four year old, they think it could be a boy or a girl in kindergarten. That's when people checked out. That's when people checked out. And I understand that. That's when people start going, hey man, we don't need the fucking music teacher diagnosing my child as somebody that is gender dysphoria.

And we don't want them going and getting hormones and permanently altering their body when, you know, they may regret this decision. And that's really why you see a lot of this backlash right now, which is a little crazy. It's like dialed up to an 11 where it's like insane. We're like, the Washington Times is running articles where it's like, gay people are killing Christianity. I mean, but again, it's like those people are always going to be crazy.

They're always going to be there. You cannot feed them. You're not supposed to feed them with this stuff where it's like, you know, people need autonomy to raise their kids, how they want to raise their kids. It's just the way it is. You may not agree with it. You may not like it. It doesn't matter.

It's just the way that they feel they have culture, they have values, they have this. The culture of America, you know, at any given point may not be the culture in a Middle Eastern household or an evangelical Christian household. And then the kids who live in those households are going to have to figure it out. It's not the government's job to be people's parents. It's not the gut. You know, if people are going to be trans, they'll be trans, people are going to be gay, they're going to be gay. I didn't need anyone to tell me to be gay. You know, I don't, you shouldn't be persecuted for being gay or trans clearly, but you don't need when you're five. You don't need people necessarily steering you in a direction.

You should just be able to be a kid and kind of be left alone. And there's too much about the gender ideology stuff going on right now that it like has to be introduced to kids of this young agent. And no one knows why. People that are my age, gay people that are my age, none of us understand really, the most of us do not understand why we're telling seven year olds that they have the agency to physically change their bodies and pick a gender at this point. They can should dress the way they want, they can live the way they want, if they have a severe case of gender dysphoria and they're happy living as the other gender, I have

no issue with that at all. My issue is when pharmaceutical companies, when people make medical changes to themselves, they're set at a million times. But that's why you see the backlash now, which is a bit insane from people that are acting like everybody's trying to fuck their kids, which is, it's not. Everyone's not trying to fuck your kids, but there are bad ideas, you know, being introduced, I don't mean transgenderism, necessarily as the bad idea. I mean, the bad idea of children knowing exactly

who they are at seven or nine, and being able to act on that, having the agency on autonomy to act on that, that to me is not a good idea. A lot of those children become gay or lesbian without medical intervention, a lot of their feelings of isolation or weirdness or depression or whatever end up being corrected through puberty. This is not, you know, this is a reality, but we're afraid to have these discussions because there's so many people that don't want to be called transphobic or whatever homophobic. And then there's a people that

really don't care on the other side that are like burn them at stake who want to make America, you know, Saudi Arabia with more pork. But neither one of those is the solution. The solution is actually a country that has Alex Jones, I think, by the way, is becoming one, the solution is actually a country that has Alex Jones. So I think by the way, is becoming one of the most reasonable people in America. Sorry. It's 2023 and he is. His idea of like when you were 18, you're an adult, you should be able to do what you want within reason.

If it doesn't hurt anybody else is a pretty fucking good standard. And listen, if you have severe gender dysphoria and you're 16 or 17, you meet with a doctor, I don't think these things should be banned. But how young these ideas are being introduced to people and these ideas that they can and should take men. And we all feel a little weird about the parents too. The mom who's like, I'm trans and my kids are trans. I'm non-binary and my kids are non-binary.

And you go, well, what are the chances of that? What are the chances of that? That seems interesting. I come from a long line of non-binary. It's like, really? So there is a little something that's inherently uncomfortable with this gender theory stuff where the mom is going, well, the kid is also a trend and you're going, are they,

or is this something that you introduced to them in an age where they have no idea what it is? And God forbid, they make genuine, you know, decisions that can impact them later in life. It seems crazy. It's because there's not enough anymore. It's not just gay people getting married, it's here are the new standards. Men and women are out. Rewrite the biology textbook.

Can we watch the thing about getting the spike? Women's sports are gonna be completely dominated by trans men. It's like, it's not enough. Now, it's just it used to be live and let live. It's no longer that. It's now, this is an intrusive into people in every space and athletics and education. People kind of just go and, hey, man, I'm a little sick of this. people are kind of just going, Hey, man, I'm a little sick of this. Uh, this Riley Gaines, uh, girl tweeted, it was a dude. I think it's a trans woman who spikes a volleyball into this woman's face. Hold on, let's say. Now what is this?

Tell us what this is. So here does this is a woman's volleyball game. And then there is a biological male competing as a, or it's trans woman playing in this. And so they spiked all really hard into this woman's face. And then this woman that was spiked is then speaking in another clip about how, you know, it's not fair. Yeah. Okay. Let's watch it. Here's the spike.

Okay. Okay. Green. Yes. This is just what's gonna happen. By the way, look at the turnout for the volleyball. Yeah, this is what's gonna, this is By the way, look at the turnout for the volleyball. Yeah, this is what's gonna, this is by the way, this is insane. This is completely insane, right?

A biological male has so many advantages that and then just, you know, it's just not, this doesn't, and then they go, well, we don't want to ostracize transgender people from sports and you go, you understand that, but it doesn't seem to be going the other way. It seems to be primarily biological men dominating women. You know, like, that seems to be what it is.

It's not like biological women are getting into men's sports and like, fucking it up. It seems to be moving one way, which might say something about biology. I don't know. Let's watch it one more time. I love the after it and they're like, oh!

And what does this woman say afterwards? 22. I was severely injured in a high school volleyball game by transgender athlete on the opposing team. I suffered from a concussion and neck injury that to this day I'm still recovering from. Other injuries I still suffer from today include impaired vision, partial paralysis on my rot sod, constant headaches as well as anxiety. That seems like she seems like she's turned up.

I wasn't able to play the rest of my life. I mean, it was a ball to the head. I'm listening, I'm not, I'm saying that this is not right. I don't think that biological men should be just dominating women's sports. She does seem like she's turning it up a little bit. Should I ask her from a lot of things from this? But it's crazy.

It's crazy that this is where we're at now. I mean, that is crazy to watch. And in fighting, it's crazy to watch when you have biological men just pummeling women in the ring, and I'm for hitting women in your own home. But not in athletics, not when it counts. Now when there are judges, I'm for it in your own home. Timberlick comedy.com for any and all live dates

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