The Tim Dillon Show - 352 - Summer Rerun Special

Episode Date: July 2, 2023

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We hope you enjoy this. This was some of the funniest stuff that we've done over the last couple of months, and we hope you have a great Fourth of July, and we will see you somewhere soon. First of all, to just briefly touch on the Academy Awards, everything everywhere all at once is an annoying movie. You liked it, right?

Yeah. Right. But it's, it's annoying. And it won everything. And you saw the banshee's of Ineshearing. I did. But you like this the other one better. Yes.

Why? Because it just had more razzle dazzle. Yeah. Well, that's well, go watch razzle dazzle. Bert, our friend Bert just dropped the razzle dazzle. Um, yeah, I mean, you're stooping near a stupid part. And this is there's nothing wrong in being stupid. I don't mean

you, you know, I'm, I'm, I're stupid. I mean, you're a stupid part. And there's nothing wrong in being stupid. I don't mean you, you know? I'm just saying if you like everything everywhere, all at once, better than the banshee's of inner sharing, you're not smart. And there's nothing wrong with not being smart. In fact, it's a preferable way to live. The banshee's of inner sharing is this brilliant exploration of modernity,

a closed world that's slowly opening, you know, this island that these people living through this dark Irish fairy tale, the Benchies of Intersharing is kind of brilliant. And then there's other thing where it's like everything everywhere all at once is fine, but it's being lauded. It's like this great film and it's just not. It's it's a little annoying. It's real. It's, you know, and this is the best we can do,

which is terrifying to me. Like this is all we can do here. And I don't know, you watch the Academy Awards and you, you know, Jamie Lee Curtis is up there and he, going like like you want an Oscar and you and my family wanted on my husband want an Oscar and you want to and it's like, oh boy, oh boy, like it's just and then people go up crying and I'm happy for these people that they're winning, but they're up there crying and screaming. There's no decorum anymore.

I understand your representing your people. I understand that I'm happy for you, but there's a word called decorum. Decorum. Get up decorum, please. Get up the dictionary definition of decorum because we need to introduce that a little bit more into society. Here we are. Decorum, noun, behavior in keeping with good taste

and propriety. You exhibit remarkable modesty and decorum. So when you win an award at the Academy Awards, you go up there, you thank your fifth grade teacher who told you you had the stuff that you were good. You thank God, maybe you thank mom and dad, you thank the director of the fellow coasters, maybe you craft a cute little anecdote or something. And then you get out of there. We don't need to cry.

We don't need to scream. You don't need to carry the weight of your entire ethnic group on your shoulders at all times. You don't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't get up there. It is the win for gay people. Remember when gay people weren't winning and they are because of me.

Listen, you don't need to carry the entire weight of the entire experience of your ethnic group in America for an award show speech. This is my, this is my, my two cents that you pay me for. You don't need to get up there crying and screaming like you've just unlocked a secret key to dignity and self-respect and self-worth that because you're being handed a statue, your life has validity and meaning now.

That's absurd. That's not what we should do. We should have, brrr, decorum, where you get up there and, yes, you can acknowledge if it's a historic thing. And, you know, there has never been a person of your group represented before.

It's a way to acknowledge it without the hysterics, the histrionics, the hysterics. People are straight up getting up there. They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no go, you go, you go, you go, what's going on? Let's just reign it in a little bit.

So you're watching the Academy Awards and you're watching the stuff. And Jamie LeCurtis is up there being like, I acted in all those genre films. I was like, you dad's Tony Curtet. What are you mad about? The fuck are you complaining about genre films? There's people eating fucking in the street, it's just the cringe level. Remember when people were cool,

remember when you look at actors and you go to your acting school since fucking cool, tensile Washington's cool, this is a good, it's good, it's completely not the case anymore. It's completely not the case where it's like the cringe level of people in that profession, it has reached a fever pitch where people now just turn it

off because it's crazy. And it's not always about the woke, you know, people, everything is, there's a knee jerk reaction just be like, well, well, well, it's not only that, it's a hyper-emotionalism that's very womanly. And I don't mean womanly in like a gendered way, per se, even though the word womanly would sort of suggest that I'm doing that. But what I mean is the worst kind of womanly, in the way that like the worst kind of masculine behavior would be like bullying

and being obstinate and obtuse and thickheaded, whatever. The worst kind of feminine behavior is like hysterics, hysterionics, and it's this hyper emotional state that everybody is in now that's reflected in these Academy Awards acceptance speeches where people come up and they're genuinely you know like you know in the midst of a manic episode you know for a few minutes and I just think it's so unappealing to people. It's so So unappealing to people, it's so revealing in a way that it's like, oh, those the character you played that we might have loved and fallen love with. And we think is cool.

And, you know, the only one I've seen have really good speeches is Jennifer Coolidge. They're always funny. They're self-deprecating. They're real. She's teared up, but there's also so much left on them. She's really good at it. She can craft a story and a narrative. It's like a comedian, but then a lot of people

just get up and they're weirdly like entitled and it's just regular people watching this stuff. They don't have the, you know, they don't have the, you know, lives that a lot of the people they're watching have and they don't have those opportunities and never did. It was never in the cards and yes, whatever, some of them didn't work for it or whatnot. But you know, you want to have people have a little humility and dignity and grace.

This is something that is completely missing from our society, humility, dignity and grace. We have none of it. We have, it's a hyper emotional society where people are walking around constantly in the midst of a manic episode that they're going to inflict on you. And if you notice it and point it out, you have become a problem. You have become an issue. And this is when you watch these Academy Awards speeches, a perfect example of, can you get up the speech from the guy from everyone,

you know the guy who went, and I mean, it's a cute guy, he's older guy, sweet guy, and he's happy, but there's some, there's some, there's some, there's some manic behavior here. You know, where, where it's like just, there's something where you go, let's just, let's calm it down a little bit. Thank you. Thank you. My mom and 84 years old.

First of all. She's at home watching. What's it? Can we just... I understand that that's sweet, like my mother's 84, but wouldn't it be, how much cooler is it if you just walked out and he's like,

my 84 year old mother's watching tonight, you know, like there's just something, and I'm not trying to be this guy that doesn't think like, you know, people should, you know, they, people should cry if they want, or people should be emotional, whatever. But we've, we've turned this up here to a point where it's like, I think you like, you get the message across more

if you're not hysterical. Mom, I just want an Oscar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. His mother's watching Tucker. My journey started on a boat. I spent a year in a refugee camp and somehow I ended up here on home with the baby. They sold it to Jamie Lee Curtis

They say Stories like this only happen in the movies. I cannot believe it's happening to me. Well, by the way, people have mad at him a little bit because I think it was in that refugee game because we went into Vietnam and blew everybody up. So people were like, when he's like stories only happen like this in the movies, it's like we went into your country and lit it on fire.

But this is what I mean, like I understand what he's saying. But it's just when he's like, they say that stories like this only happen in the movies, where America goes into your country. They like the house you live in on fire. You end up in a refugee camp, and then years later you're in a movie and you're winning an academy. Like, and listen, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I understand it's a big moment for the guy and there's just a level of, you know, you know,

well, play the rest of it, but there's just a level of like, there's something cool about being cool. There's something interesting about keeping it together and saying really meaningful things, not at, at, at, at not dialed up to 11. Everything just has to be dialed up to 11. This is the American dream.

It's not. The American dream is not winning an Academy Award at all, but okay. Thank you so much. Thank you so much to the Academy for this honor of a lifetime. Thank you to my mom, for the much for the honor of a lifetime. Thank you to my mom for the sacrifices she made to get me here. To my little brother, David, who calls me every day just to remind me to take

good care of myself. I love you brother. Okay. Thank you to Kendall for all your support and everything you've done. Thank you. God, I don't have to give any of these. Thank God. I mean Jesus Christ, man, I meet you, man. Thank you. This is an I. I never thought I'd be here. I've said a lot of things with a lot of people that get these

and I've been in this room and, you know, I want to thank CAA for believing in me right at the moment. I started kind of making money on my own and they swooped in there. But thank them anyway. You know, I appreciate them. You know, I appreciate everybody else who has helped me. My parents, hey, you didn't, you didn't fuck me, you know, you didn't try to kill me. And for that, I'm grateful. But I like also, you know, you were just bad enough at it that I got all the material

to, you know, I guess push myself through this. Thank you to all of my friends who, you know, to varying degrees mean different things on different days. I think that's pretty reasonable. But yeah, I mean, I think I don't, you know, but this, you know, this, this speech and what we're done with it, and then we got blessed. And he just, it's just to, you know, I'm just asking,

I'm not trying to be unreasonable. I'm just asking for a little bit of people to not be in. And by the way, Jamie Lee Curtis too, her whole thing was like nuts. And I like, you know, she's a good actress, but like her whole thing was insane too. And it was just kind of like, get her speech up where you go like, you're like, and I wonder, by the way, I'm looking at the headlines. I don't think Trump's going to be arrested. But they're certainly not going to perp walk him.

I mean, there is potential that he turns himself in over the stormy Daniels payments, campaign finance, violation, which is, you know, silly. When we look at all the things presidents have done that could be that Trump's a shady fuck. His business deals are shady. He's been shady forever. But when we look at all the presidents and all the things they've done illegal wars, legitimizing torture, you know, the idea that, you know, paying off stormy

Daniels or the campaign finance pilot like the idea that that's the one, you know, especially because they built this up as like they were going to get them on Russia. They couldn't. And they were going to get them on this. They were going to get them on January 6th. They were going to get them on this. They were going to get them on. And they were going to get them on the Ukraine thing. Right. It was a lensky. Remember that. And now finally, they're like, oh, he paid off stormy Daniels. It's just here here's, here's Jimmy Lee Curtis. This is another one where it's like, and she's married to Christopher Gashtoy love

and his movies are amazing. This is another one where it's like, just relax a little. Janet Yang, I wouldn't do it well because I'm a good girl. I know it looks like I'm standing up here by myself, but I am not. I am hundreds of people. I am hundreds of people.

I'm hundreds of people. I am the Dewey of the Daniels. Daniels, Jonathan, Layline, the entire crew, my baby shell, key, staff, the entire group of artists who made this movie. We just want to know. To my dream team, my agent Rick Kertzmann, Alan Warthheimer, Heidi Schaefersh, on James, Grace Ann, Jane Ross, we just won an Oscar.

To my family, my beautiful husband, Christopher Guest. Whoop! Woo! Woo! Woo! Our daughters, Annie and Ruby, my sister Kelly, we just want an Oscar to all of the people who have supported the genre movies that I have made for all these years, the thousands and hundreds of thousands of people.

We'll stop. We just won an Oscar together. It's, I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, it's just gross these speech. I don't know what to say. These people should have other people write them. I think, and they're not, these aren't like bad people. You know, I don't know them. But I mean, like, they're not, these aren't like bad people.

You know, I don't know them, but I mean, like, they're not, it's not like, they don't deserve to be happy. You don't understand, like, it's not, I'm not saying this at a bitterness or anything like, I recognize these achievement, but these speeches are just not, like that refrain, oh, what an ass guy, yo, what an ass, it's like, it's just not it. Just hire someone to, on the off-chance that you went

to write one of these speeches. That's a little cool. That's a little bit more like, you know, just a little, just a little bit fucking, you know, feels cool. A complain that you've been doing show on our movies for a couple of years, for 20 years, be fucking grateful. You know, feels cool. Complain that you've been doing genre movies for a couple of years, for 20 years.

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but don't alter your body until you really understand the gravity of that decision and also don't be in environments that are not appropriate. Like it's not appropriate. Listen, a bar is still where people go to get fucked. People go get drunk and the bar to have sex. I don't think drag queens are people who are like on their way to trans.

They just, they've been drag queens for 20 years. They're just, they like doing that. And they, and a different thing. You're right. It's a very different thing. And I have no problem with it. But it's, they were like, we can't sell trans with the boring, jeopardy bitch and the rest of these fucking weirdos. We need some fucking fire. And that's when it's all because it's really, this is a good point in your making. The drag thing has become the symbol of trans and it's really not even the same thing.

No, honestly, and I'm not making this statement myself, but I'm surprised that like in the past five to 10 years, that there hasn't been pushback on it where it's like people calling it like trans blackface or something, you know what I mean? It's like I'm surprised that like the trans people embrace it with the brain. Well because drag queens of always been part of gay community

but it's usually been gay men who dress up like women. And yeah, like you're right, it isn't it's the performative aspect of it. What's crazy to me is like it's not a sport really or a discipline. So the idea that children, children doing drag to me is wild and crazy. And not saying it's insanity. It's insanity.

But there's a verse of dang. It's like, if you imagine yourself be riding a wall, ever, I guess, or whatever. Or in San Francisco in the 70s. It's like this kind of, you know, it's got this kind of punk rock shoving it in the face of the man kind of thing. Should I call? Should I call? Should we have someone call Joe Rogan's comedy club, the mother ship in Texas and ask if we can do a drag brunch for kids. Yes. I mean, that's one I would love to see. Yeah, hold on.

Let me see if Adam E. Yet the booker will answer my call right now on the air. I think it's just, I think it's just a fun idea. And let's see if he answers. I'm sure you're telling we don't wanna fuck the kid, but they gotta know that. Listen. Hey, how are you? I'm doing fine.

How the fuck are you? I'm good. So let me ask you a question. You're on my podcast right now. I wanted to know if it's a great mother ship comedy club in Austin, Texas, we could do a drag brunch for kids. Yeah, we're open to all, you know, everything. All races, creeds.

I just just run it by Joe, just go, someone approached me about doing a drag brunch for children, but we give all the, but everyone's armed. It's an armed drag brunch. It's not bad. I just think we need to run it by the cheese and I feel like I think it would be better coming from you. Oh, I have no problem putting it out there and going, there's nothing to show that this is a welcoming club more so than a dread branch for children where everyone is armed. Yeah, what, I mean, do you have any titles in mind?

Like, what are we going to build it as? It's a great idea. I don't know exactly what we could build it as, but I think a Sunday afternoon when the club's not making any money, we get a bunch of drag queens with guns and we get a bunch of local children and we get a bunch of press. And we'll listen. If there's any way to put a little extra money in Joe's pocket, like I'm all for it. So yeah, I mean, let's take advantage of the hours that the club is in okay. Agreed.

We get. So I just think the community of Austin will love it. We know that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because we don't want them thinking we're some right winged shop. We'll go listen. We're gonna do. Have your bring you and I will just do billboards around Austin. Bring your kids and drag to Joe Rogan's new club. This is the best idea I've heard in quite a while and I watched a lot of shark dank during co-op. Listen, I'm telling you right now, I've been here for two years. There's one thing I know about Texas. They love guns and trans kids.

I'll tell you, bring your kids. I'm seeing the billboard immediately. Bring your kids to Joe Rogan's club in drag. On Sunday morning, we will have armed drag queens and everybody will get something from on it. Great. Can we still do a two drink minimum? Of course, two drink minimum, 100%. All right, Adam, thank you. I'll call you later. Thank you. Great. Thank you. Bye-bye. All right. Well, Ray, he seems open to it. Yeah, no, we'll ruin the club, but you know, it sounds nice.

It'll be, it will make it disaster. It's not a bad idea. No, it's not a bad idea. Look, honestly, uh, like I said, I don't see the point of, of, of, of introducing kids to this direct stuff. I don't, it seems like totally against the point of the whole thing. That being said, I still, I still rather that than have them hanging around comedians. Oh, I mean, by the way, the worst parents ever with the ones that would bring, every

now and then there'd be like a 13 year old that would come to an open mic and his parents would bring them. Oh, yeah. Remember that? Some weird freaky like 15 year old kid would show up at an open mic and like his father would jump There was this kid in Long Island. Fuck I can't remember his name, but his parents Would take him to the open mic and it was like oh god And then he would like add us all on social media be like what's up guys? Are there any shows?

I'm like you're a fucking child and then he would like add a soul on social media. But like, what's up guys, are there any shows? I'm like, you're a fucking child. I mean, so funny, believe it. Is this thing all turned on in his head? And like, Marjorie Tablegreens, like at the stand just screaming, you're not funny. Like, so I'm like, second week Oprah Micah. I tell you, I think it's a good idea.

I think it's a good idea to have a drag branch at Robins Club. I think that's very funny. Look, I think it's a good idea. I think it's a good idea to have a drag brunch at Rogan's Club. I think that's very funny. Look, I think it's, of course. I mean, I'll dress up in drag, you know, and probably the Grand Wizard. Is it a big one? The Grand Wizard of the KKK.

No, the parade. Don't they call the parade guy, Grand Wizard? Is that the way to fight fire with fire? Should white supremacists start doing drag like the grand wizard of the KKK? Like, should you just have Nazi drag queens? Is that what we have to do? That whole hood and sash thing is pretty, it's pretty, I wouldn't call it fabulous, but it's a little, it's definitely out there.

It is very sad to be very, very poor, but it can also be sad to be rich. That's all I'm saying. And I know that that comes off very controversial and very out of touch. Well, look, I mean, this is the idea that you have a monopoly as a poor person on sadness. It's kind of, you know what, I've had enough. Yeah. It's a, and you know what it is? I read this book and it's very good and it's very well researched. It's a lot of poverty porn.

Right. Oh, the mother died and all the kids are sleeping on one bed and the sheriff's evicting them and there's good gunshots and the wind. And I'm like, oh, it's okay. Hey, hey, you getting off on this a little bit. Yeah. You getting off on this. You sick fuck right in this book. You're getting off in a little bit, aren't you? Oh, God. They get off on this. We've met people who like you know, they get off on.. We've met people who, like, deal with. They get off on. They love it. Why are you snooping around the first place? They love, yeah.

They love these poor people. It's sit on their face. They love it. They get a stiffy thinking about a fucking broken family and a shitty school and a fucking closed down mill. And I'm sad. That's what I say, give me out. I've always been pro socialized medicine,

pro safety net, for sure. And I'm not, I'm not trying to sound like it because I was poor for the vast majority of my life. Not, not poverty, but poor, pro, whatever. And I had advantages in whatever, but like I've always for being humane and I'm being for being a humanitarian, to the degree that I can be, but I also think there is, let's just be very honest,

there is certain, there's so, like there's so, like, if you've been, like there's certain people that I don't know, there's a weirdness, like let's, Jesus would have been weird. Yeah, Jesus would have been weird. Yeah. Jesus would have been weird. He would have been a little bit of a weird guy. Cause he was Jewish.

Well, no, no, that would have made him like a feminine. Like he was probably a feminist. Oh my God. That's the way Jewish men are. Like he was not, but I think he was Palestinian actually. I think he's definitely Jewish, but religion. What I'm saying about him is like, wouldn't he be a weird guy? If he's just like hanging out with the poor?

Yeah, if you had a friend that was like, let's go hang out with poor people, it wouldn't be weird. It was weird. Why they killed them. Yeah. I mean, it's why he was like, he was like, he was like, he was, he was, he was weird at the time.

No, but by the way, all these Republicans, I didn't love this guy. Man, they would have hated it. Oh, God, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha came to love this guy man, they would have hated it. Oh god Something was like we're just a hax thing to even say because everyone's pointed that out But it's like no, yeah, it's true like they would not like No, but he was a guy his whole thing was like upending the entire order not the tax order He was like, you know pay your taxes, but uh, right. Don't put really they snuck that in Don't put me where they snuck that in. It's not odd.

It's an odd. I want to pay Caesar what's due to see I'm like, is this an end-writing? Yeah. Is this an edit going into the Bible? But it's weird because I read some of these books and I talk to some of these people. And like sometimes they're like,

my friend lost his leg. And it's like, because some of these people become friends with like, gesture to people. And then like, act like they're their friends. And they like, my friend, Woo lost his lambs in this book. The guy goes, my friend, Woo lost his leg. And I was embracing him. And it's like, you're a journalist. Yeah.

Here to like suck these people's pain. Right. Stop calling them all your friends. I remember that bitch. Barbara Aaron Rich who wrote, Nicklin timed. Oh, right. Who went to be a diner waitress. Yeah, I really I mean, we definitely like social technology class. And they

were she was like, it's hard to be fucking broke. I'm like, yeah, you're taking a job right from a fucking poor person. You scumbag. Then you're gonna go back and fucking do a book signing a new port run. I let those in a suck. I've only got 30 grand. The bank. A book. Nicoland time. A boonicolid time. So I saved up my vacation time. Yeah. And I read it and I was like, yeah, all these bucks,

the whole point, yeah, it sucks being poor. That's true. And we should do a lot more in this country for poor people. I agree. But I'm totally thinking I have to make the rich people happy. That's a great point of making them a real rich. No, this poor people, I agree. But I'm totally thinking how to make the rich people happy. That's a great point.

What's the point of making them, Elviel Rich? No, this is so, this is actually a great point. This is actually a great point. Until the rich can be fully fulfilled. Why even give the poor anything? It won't even prove your life. Because I'm not even that happy.

Right. And I'm doing okay. I'm doing okay. I really don't even consider myself even slightly wealthy. Yeah. You're just more fit. But yeah.

I believe wealth, and this is gonna sound out of touch to certain people listening, and I don't want to don't cancel your subscription and be gay. I believe wealth starts at $100 million. To be a wealthy person. Go on. To have 70 or 80 million is to be, is to be comfortable. I believe impressive wealth starts at a B. It's a billion.

Mm-hmm. It's a big, it's a billion. That's a reality now. That's reality. On Instagram, the 100,000 is now a million. 100,000 followers on IG means nothing It's now a million got to have a million So I think you know that the million in America. It sounds like you at the Nuremberg trials

What it sounds like how will you be saying in the Nuremberg trial? It's what I would be saying But it's not even wealthy come on But it's lit but the reality is I have standards and it doesn't mean that I'm gonna collapse my standards because other people like the reality is I've always believed that attractive people had a certain look to them. Now I've never had that look. I've never had that look.

Should I then adjust my standards to say that I'm hot or should I keep going with my standards? This is a real, we've seen a slip in slide of standards in this country, I refuse, but you also refuse Raymond. Yeah, every time I tell you about a rich guy, you go, but you see have real money. You know, I guess you know, right? Well, you're trying to, yeah, I'm not going to be impressed

by some guy who made an app that like, correct. Oh, you go to your museum and it tells you which Rembrandt, who gives a shit. Who cares? You know, it's like, take your 20 million and shove it in your ass. What country have you invaded?

That's right, we want real blood thirsty. If the rich aren't killing it even rich, no, that's right. That mean that's the whole, the whole, rich is a substitute for power, right? And like, what's the point of power? Like power, benign power isn't power.

You gotta be out there killing. Yeah, that's the point. No, if they want, if they want, like what's, having a, we, we look, we're gonna switch guards at the Vatican, you don't do anything. Flakes. Soared as the stab someone, money is to kill someone.

That's my way of going. What is your verdict on? I mean, Mr. Beast, is he Satan? Not really. Sure, we just got to watch him. The trans thing doesn't matter. No one cares. I don't care.

I think he's a very odd fixture. And honestly, I wouldn't put it past me to think that he got this person to transition. No. Like, because he knew what's, you know, what's happened. I'm imagining. I imagine that meeting. He calls him in. He's like, could he knew what the, you know, what happened? I'm imagining, I imagine that meeting. He calls him in, he's like, all right, listen. You got to do something for this team. They're like, well, what?

You want me to duct tape myself to it? And they goes, no, no, no, no, no. This one's real. This one's big. But it is strange that, I think I'm not, you're in a sense. Smith go from here. Well, I don't know what he was before like he's what was this big head

Stay with me. Yeah, give me all on me Copper hydrates and Satan He's not exactly always writing easy Exactly, oh, it's writing easy. Well, I mean, it's like, my point is like, it already is writing, I don't know if I'm gonna write it. There's no more. Sit, who's that guy who did a bill withers, right?

They know some. No one's bill withers, no one's keeping it going for 30 years and it's just fucking a little great. It's just, you have a couple of years where you make it a little splash and then it's here's the shit and then you cut something off and something grows up, takes up the testosterone, change that's the pattern now, right? No one's Kubrick.

So can you think of the 10 years? You think in 10 years you're gonna see like so many people we know, just like Sean Mandes is gonna be fully a woman. Just because people have had enough of them as a man, just like Sean Mandes is gonna be fully a woman. Just cause, just cause people have had enough of them as a man, just cause their career has hit a wall. Yeah, I mean, I think what we're also is gonna have is weird. What's odd about this?

And Joe Rogan will become a woman. What if Joe Rogan transitioned to a woman? So he'd be like, you only difference that he hasn't posted. Like he doesn't dress like a woman, he just hasn't posted. What a buzzer bomb. No, he has like, he puts a wig on, dress like a woman. He just has a pussy. What a pussy, Bob. No, he has like, he puts a wig on. He gets a wig.

Yeah. He gets a wig. I mean, I think it would look that, that, that, then he showed that another 10 years, easy as just trant, trant, trant, and he, and he now he's railing and he gets like, he's like, like, yeah, he goes full woke. Trant, I have like, you know, you let them there. It's a woman. Yeah, that's a woman. Yeah, that's a woman

In the man the other way. Yeah, you will see with the Ollie London right? This is a great point about You will see like certain people that are grifters like Ollie London or whoever I want you will see high profile switcher Ruse. Oh, yeah, and now it's gonna be fun because it can be done with gender. As opposed to just like, can't do someone's being like, well, I sued for racism, I lost, so now I'm gonna say it doesn't exist. You're gonna see people that go over heaven. Yeah, right. And you should love the woman, but I know she seemed to be a bit confused at that moment. Right. But you're gonna see people now that just go, hey, I was a right wing anti-trans guy.

Now I'm a trans woman who's a common. Like you're going to see like the swings you are going to see are going to be so extreme. My Lee and Opelus was an openly gay man who was dating but was married to a black man. Now he is apparently a celibate, a post gay, heterosexual, Catholic, who along with Steve Bannon is trying to get the Pope removed because he's not conservative enough. So those are the swings you're going to see. Now it's not just going to be like these little, ooh, remember it was like,

ooh, someone got a new hairstyle. Wow. It's like that, you can see it. We grew up with that one, like somebody got a new hairstyle, they would be like these little, ooh, remember it was like, ooh, someone got a new hairstyle, wow. It's like that we grew up with that one. Like somebody got a new hairstyle, they'd be like a news stick, they'd be like, look at their hair. Now it's gonna be like, oh, you remember that Nazi? Now they're a trans communist. Or remember that fucking like button up

country club Republican. Now they're like a fucking, you know, I don't know, polyamorous fucking Viking, you know, like, it's like Jesus is like, you know, when you see only one pair of footprints, that's when I was at a D transition in camp. Right. Right. It's when you saw only one pair of footprints, it was because I was figuring out who I was. So you had to walk alone. I mean, I just wish there was more style to it all. That's the biggest problem. That's why my critique of the Fatty Boom Baddie. Yeah. Ugliness and and pigish behavior. Right. Is not cannot coincide with

discussions about gender or sex. That's not what the genderqueer, what everyone call it, non-binary. It's not that like you want, oh, we want to disrupt the gender norms. Okay, but you have to disrupt the aesthetic norms. Every norm. It's like, it's like, a woman can,

like, at the end of the day, it's like the green hair with the clashes with the bleeds. Well, that's the thing. Listen, trans people now, we should be using the most advanced technology. We should be turning out trans people like we're turning out Teslas. Yeah.

But what the problem is is when you see some Fatty Bombatti in Michigan, who's, as me and you have said, not even really trying to pass, they're just wearing a strange hat. They're wearing like a hat. And they're 300 pounds, it's like, accept me. It's like, accept you as what a slob. What about accepting you as a slob, and I know slobs.

Everyone I know is trans. If this is the case, if wearing a t-shirt, an ill-fitting t-shirt, I'm a trans by the whole life. Can we, you know people, you know people in the business. How about we go together and we picture- I don't know people in the middle of it. I don't know people in the middle of it. We picture reality shows,

sorry me, I'll do whatever I have to do, and we call it fat and trans. It's just me yelling at people. Like, yeah. Well, it is, it is, maybe not a bad idea, to have a reality show where trans people go and lose weight and pass. I think you're being a little, uh, hitlerish with a losing weight thing.

Well, I'm just saying it might not be a bad idea for trans people to become better. Better. What if we are biggest, better trans edition? Yes. Where if you lose the weight, we cut your, or Ed, whatever. We give you, we, if you lose the weight, we'll allow you to transition. Badger, not a bad idea. That's not, it's actually a great idea.

It's a phenomenal idea. I should work with Hollywood. I know you're seeing it as a joke, but the reality is, I would love, how do I get the job right? Do you make these jokes into things? Because I don't, yeah, I agree. I could be a psychopath who works in Fox. Yeah, I mean, I don't know I don't know how you get that.

I know. I don't, I'd be honest, I don't, you were on such a low list. Right. Bull to get that job. He's a genius in the business. He came up with fat and trans. And yeah, because well, the, the, the, the biggest loser for trans people, it would be amazing. Is it great?

I mean, the trans people are probably a man like you're holding it. You know, well, the fat activists will get mad. Yeah. And then the trans, but there's an, you know, it's like early in the day, imagine if gay people were like, like starting out like not hot, I'm only allowed to exist because hot gay people came before me. Right. Imagine if like gay people started and they got to

league with fat activists. Like imagine that. Yeah like imagine if any minority, when they were trying to get respect, got a league with fat pigs. I suppose the professor's fat. That's right. That's right. Of course there's a bitch, she's taking up three seats

on the fucking boss. Fat Martin Luther King I have a dream. Yeah, I think you were fucking eating an ice cream. I got sugar But there's what I need any group that wants to be Accepted has to purge themselves of fat people in the beginning. We're not, we're not the vanguard in the beginning. You don't send the fat, the fats are not the Marines. You can't send fat people out as trans Marines just because they're scary looking.

The years of a rainy street ripper serial killer in Austin after eighth body in less than a year I have said many negative things about the city. I do like their barbecue. It is the best in the world. There is nobody that does that. I have never seen a barbecue in a city like this. I have never seen a barbecue in a city like this. I have never seen a barbecue in a city like this. I have never seen a barbecue in a city like this. I have never seen a barbecue in a city like this. I have never seen a barbecue in a city like this.

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There are things that I like about it. I'm no longer in a war with Austin, Texas, because wars are boring. And unlike the military industrial complex, I don't make money from the war. So at the end of the day, I like to end the wars and move on to peace. So you know, also Texas right now have a peace agreement.

However, there is a lake called Lady Bird Lake, which a lot of homeless people shit in and apparently a serial killer is now throwing bodies in, perhaps there are eight bodies that have been recovered in Lady Bird Lake in Austin And the socks This 30-year-old guy John Christopher Hayes Clark was the latest to be recovered Jonathan honey Jason John what the fuck are these names Jonathan honey Jason John everybody's name John

these names. Jonathan, honey, Jason, John, everybody's name, John, five other unidentified people have been found dead at the same location over the last year. The victims families believe there's more behind their deaths. And the Austin PD has found no foul play. This is weird, man. Earlier this month, 33, real Jonathan Hony was found dead on April 1st. Cliff Axe, tell 40, was discovered on March 5th. Jason John was found on February 13th. A further four unidentified bodies have been recovered from the lake in the last 10 months.

Terrified residents have since set up Facebook groups and taken a TikTok to voice their growing fears that the deaths May be connected So this is fucking weird shit a Private Facebook group called Lady Bird Lake serial killer with more than 50,000 followers was created when Jason John's body was discovered in February The autopsies for the men who died were not available, but police had their bodies showed no signs of trauma. They added that the cases shared a combination of alcohol

and easy access points to the lake, which can be hard to see at night. However, they claim that with each incident occurred at the lake, the circumstances, exact locations and demographics of these cases vary. This is weird, dude. with each incident, it occurred at the lake, the circumstances, exact locations and demographics of these cases vary. This is weird, dude. This is almost like that smiley face killer shit

that we covered because it was like young good-looking college guys were getting thrown in lakes, but that we met the guy who helped popularize that theory in Minnesota and he was a complete lunatic and I interviewed him and that then he left me voicemails threatening to sue me because the episode came out where I said he was completely unreliable and insane, which he was.

That doesn't mean that there's not something weird going on, but this seems like that, but none of these guys, they don't fit that particular demographic, but a lot of them, I guess, were walking home and then ended up in a lake. The thing about Austin is it's a city where people get intoxicated. They get very drunk and I go, well, everybody gets drunk, tim in every city. Yeah, but not like Austin.

I mean, Austin, they get boozed up. That's kind of the point of Austin, Texas. People get really fucked up. It's for bachelor rep parties. It's for high school reunions. It's for people that parties, it's for high school reunions, it's for people that haven't seen each other in a while. You know, people taking a dad's trip that really want to fucking turn it up.

People that may not know where their tolerance is anymore that are trying to keep up with the college kids next to them. Austin is a grueling environment for people that go out and get drunk. People get really fucked up. And you know, Sixth Street, which is like the big main drag in Austin where people go out and get fucked up,

gets incredibly violent. People falling down and vomiting and beating each other up and pulling out guns and shooting each other. And you know, this is, you know, they're in rainy street is like six street to a degree. I mean, rainy street people get really, really fucked up and drunk on rainy street. So it is not inconceivable. It is not inconceivable. But I mean, it sounds horrible. That somebody just got drunk and fell in a lake.

It's a horrible way to die. And it's a horrible thing to admit. And it could not be that. It might be a serial killer. It's an embarrassing thing to say, your father got drunk and fell in the lake. That's an embarrassing thing to say. Now that may be true. In this case, it may be true. I don't know. Ten bodies in a lake seems like a lot. That seems like too many,

especially if you don't, if that's not a consistent every year number. If it's not like every consecutive year, it's like eight to 10 people go missing in the lake. That seems to be a huge increase that maybe that is a serial killer killing people and throwing them in lady bird. You know, something down there's not good folks. And again, I'm not trying to start problems. I'm just saying there is something that is not problems. I'm just saying there is something that is not. It is not good. I am looking at some of the people who died and it is sad. Just go to the mothership, folks.

Just go to the mothership and go home. Mother ship hotel. Nobody ends up in a lake. There's two people get too drunk in that city. People get too drunk. I'm telling you, at a certain age, you can't get that fucked up. You know what, any age, unless you really trust the people you're around to not abandon you and to look after you and to watch you,

you should not be getting that fucked up. I used to get that fucked up. I used to get really fucked up. And, you know, I, you know, could have ended up in a lake, but I didn't. You know, a lot of times, you know, I was at a long Island catering hall during a real estate seminar and you know, that's not really a place where people disappear from. People appear over and over again. Death comes slowly with each passing minute. I just, you know, I just, you know, listen, I don't, I don't know how these people will never

know. Nobody ever finds this out. Whenever somebody ends up in a lake lake Nobody ever finds out how it exactly Maybe there are people that are just drug and people and thrown them in a lake for fun I mean that's the what what I came down to with a smiley face killer shit I looked into it from 10 different angles. I'm like Maybe there's just people out there that are getting their jolly's throwing motherfuckers in a lake Why not we got a lot of sick fucks in this country. I would not put it past a few people to go.

We can only have fun if we're drugging people and throwing them in legs. I do not know. Maybe it is a government program where they are testing how people respond to certain drugs. Would that be shocking? Absolutely not. Our government? Not at all. Maybe that's a part. I mean, I remember once in my friend, Aaron's house, we're sitting in our backyard

and she's like, go through the possibilities of what the smiley face killer is. And I said, it's groups of private individual. Like, it number one, possibly number one, drunk people are falling in legs. Easiest possibility number one, possibility number two,

private individuals who are sick, cult, gang, whatever, a gang initiation, a cult initiation, a ritual sacrifice. I don't know. I don't know. Are doing these things private individuals. Now obviously there's no evidence.

They're very good at it. Nobody's on surveillance video and the cops can't seem to locate anybody. But I don't know. Option number three, and by the way, these are not in no particular order, but option number three is that it is the government or it's our government is there's some secret program that allows or permits the drugging of young men for whatever reason or whatever purpose.

As a way to test something, this is what MKiltra was, this is what Project Monarch was, this is what a lot of things were, they were programs where the government administered drugs to people and killed some of them in order to test a certain hypothesis about a drug, drug interaction, how somebody behaved while on this drug, they observed, I don't know. But I don't, but that's where you leave it all. You go, yeah, I don't know. It's got to be one of those three things. That's it. Or it's one guy, one highly motivated serial killer, one highly motivated person, that is going out, getting drunk with someone, walking, walking them home,

like, I'm a good guy, I'm gonna walk you home and then throw them in a river. I don't like rivers, I don't like lakes. I've been very clear about this. I've been very clear about this. I've been very clear about it. You know, this is not my, I don't get in for that. I don't do that, not in this country. You know, we all think of rivers like these beautiful rivers

where it's like the rapids and that's not what it is. These rivers are brown, they're full of shit, they're all chemical, the lakes are gross. You can't fish in them You can't swim in them. You get the brain eating amoeba's. They're all 80 degrees. There's bacteria growing in them Everybody's a drunk animal. This is not what you think it is. It is not what you think it is Truly stay away from the legs stay away from the. If you're gonna go out and get fucked up, go out with people that are going to make it their business to help you and not abandon you and not let you leave

and not let you do something stupid and not let you walk home alone. Or also don't go out on fucking rainy street nausea, you fucking loser. You deserve to get thrown in a fucking lake. Do something else. Go to Miami. Everybody's fine in Miami. Because people care about each other. No, I don't know. I mean, there's no answer here. There's no answer. No one live it. By the way, they'll never catch this person. They'll never catch any of the people. Millions of people have died in lakes. It's boring. It's never good. You'll never you'll never, they're either in on it and they're letting them kill you or they just don't

care or they, I mean, I don't know what to tell you, but there's never gonna be an answer or a solution. Drink in your house. I don't know. Drink in places where you trust people. Don't walk home. You know, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. There is no solution that is going to,

there's no solution that is going to make anybody happy here, other than, here than here I'm going to sum it up the way Kamala Harris would say it is what I'm going to do. We are disturbed by the questions and the questions that we are all asking are the right questions and it is the answer that eludes us at this time. And all we can do right now is to focus on the answers to the questions. And that's it. And that's what Kamala Harris would say. You know, this is the way that our vice president would explain it. I think that's I think that's maybe the way to explain everything now. I think that might be just the way to explain everything to just say we are all saddened by the circumstances. we must do our best in the memory of those who have fallen to persevere in the search for the truth. And that's it.

And then just then you move on because you'll never know. But for whatever reason, none of these cases have ever been solved. When you've fallen a lake, no one cares. People stop trying to even, they will go to the ends of the earth to solve certain crimes. You would a Gaga's dog get, they got Gaga's dog back, right? Yeah, they will, you will,

if your bloated body is found in a lake it's over they will they just don't care because they just go it's a drunk felon a lake they don't they don't care so I mean this is sad it's shitty it's shitty because it's denigrating Austin city I love so much or city it's part of my heart um you know and uh it and it's saddened me that eight people were found in Lady Berlin, which again, it's a lake where homeless people use the bathroom and then other people at paddleboard. But it is primarily a toilet.

It's a homeless toilet. That's what the lake is. It's a toilet. And I know that bringing that up makes me sound, you know, like a piece of shit to the people that enjoy it, but you know, they're just fishing bodies out of lake. So again, it's another benefit to the many benefits of living there is there might be a body. You might paddle board over a body. Look kids. It's a body. I mean You might paddle board over a body. Look kids, it's a body. I mean, maybe this is abortion activists that are angry about abortion who are just killing men. Is it radical feminist serial killers

drugging and killing men to protest abortion? And is that even wrong? Would that even be wrong? If it was radical feminists killing drunk men and saying, oh, let's fuck. And then throwing them in the water to protest the draconian restrictions on abortion in Texas.

And is that not a little inspirational? I don't know, throwing it out there. Kinda like it's the plot of something or other. Yeah, promising young woman. Yeah, right? Yeah, what is she, but isn't that sexual assault? Yeah, she's rapist.

Yeah, but this is random men who've really done nothing. They're just there. They're drunk, they're on rainy street, and they're being thrown in the lake for some reason. I don't know. I'm just guessing. All we can do is guess. It's a little fun to guess.

It's not fun to get thrown in the lake, and it's not fun to be killed, but it's kind of a little fun to guess what happens to people. It's just a pastime now. It's a pastime in America to guess what happens to people that It's just a pastime now. It's a pastime in America to guess what happens to people that end up in a lake. That's part of the fun now of living in this country is that no matter where you live, if it's near a lake

or a river, a certain amount of bodies will end up in there with no explanation. In which case you and your friends can play like a categories like a dictionary of why these bodies ended up in the lake Well, you'll have some theories some very vague Thoughts clues ideas Nothing really grounded in any evidence or fact But that's part of the fun now of living anywhere in America is just why just why did they end up in the lake? It should be a game. There should be a game called bodies in the lake.

And I'd be like a board game where you, you know, you end up in the lake and then I spin the spinner and you go, okay, why is the body in the lake? And you have to for a minute give a convincing explanation of why the body is in the lake. It could be, they got drunk. It could in the leg. It could be they got drunk. It could be serial killer. It could be smiley face killers. It could be a secret government program. It could be religious cult.

I mean, you have to then come up with it could be like X lover scorned. It could be like guy who was secretly gay, who's going to meet with a gay guy on grinder, but that gay guy was really a serial killer. Maybe he wasn't even gay. Maybe he was a serial killer. Maybe he wasn't even gay. Maybe he was a serial killer, but when you, it lands, the spinner will land on you and then you have to give an explanation of why the buy, and it would be a board game,

go bodies in the lake. And you would play it with your friends and you would go, why is this, why do, and you would read a card and there would go. On February 27th, Thomas Johnson ended up in the lake. He was walking home from a party drunk two miles in the opposite direction of where he lived. And then you would put the spinner on and then you go, Jessica, why do Thomas end up in the lake? And then you have to go and you have to like, you're on the stop. You just have

to go, you know, because there will be no answers to any of these questions. We will never find this out. No one has an interest in it. I'm only talking about it because it's a relatively slow news week and it is, it's Americana, it's culture, it's Norman Rockwell shit. I mean, people ending up in a lake, man.

I mean, this is Wizard of Oz. This is like, this is a Norman Rockwell Americana thing. This is a John Hughes movie from the 80s. I mean, this is our culture. People ending up in a lake without an explanation. This is something you'll tell your children's children. This is an old, these are stories you will pass down for generations that some people in this country

just end up in lakes. That's how it works. And I think that that's just, it's kind of becoming, it's comforting in a weird way. It's actually kind of comforting. You know, unless you are in the lake or the relative of someone's in the lake, and I feel bad for all of those people, but it's kind of interesting to drink a cup of cocoa and think about why these people ended up in the lake, because it's an interesting parallel universe, because there are things,

this is what animates the mind. No matter what, there are things going on that you don't know about. Now they can be very small things, or they can be very big things. They can be grand conspiracies or they may be small misfortunes. But no matter what, you don't know about them. They're happening. And the result is someone's ending up in the lake. That's what animates the mind and it keeps people up. And if I wonder what it is, is it, did he trip? Or is it a massive

conspiracy? And no one knows. Because you know, one or two people, you go, yeah, they're drunk eight to 10 people. You go, something's going on here. Something might be going on. But there's no ant, they'll never be any, how depressing would it be if there was an answer? How sad and boring boring with that pay if they pinned it on some dude. They're like, Oh, here's the lake. Here's a lady burglar killer. You'd be like, Oh, no. And then they get him and then like two weeks later, it's someone else would die.

And they go, Oh, fuck. And then you know, it's going to be the movies coming back for another. It's it's fucking, you know, bodies in the leg too, bodies in leg too, with Eli Roth and Addison Ray and Tim Dylan bodies in the leg too. My point is that cracker barrel is upset because the people are upset because during Pride month, companies put up the Pride flag. Now, no one cared about this until people started saying five-year-old should be able to take hormones

and your kid should be able to transition and they can be diagnosed as trans by their music teacher. Absent that, people didn't really care about this stuff. It was a little annoying. The jokes came from people on the left that were like pride is so corporate. Remember when cops were bashing in gay people's heads at Stonewall. Now the cops marching the parade, city banks in on it, they're evicting people but they're like, you know, it's just fun, corporate woke. It was fun, but nobody really cared.

It wasn't like tearing the fabric of the country apart. If like the Lane Bryant was like, you can be fat and queer here or whatever, whatever company, just, you know, the cheesecake factory is like, we where with pride month? Get, be a pig at cheesecake. Fact, it's just a way to stamp a flag for the month, just like black history month. These companies don't care about gay people, black people, white people, they don't really care about anyone. They care about numbers in a column. That's what companies are. They are there. Oh, but companies are made of people. Yeah. Okay. Companies care about numbers in a column. They care about profits

and losses. They care about expanding. That's what companies do. So the idea that there's like human interest, they spotlight one of their employees, who's gay, who works 90 hours a week and, you know, is, you know, passes out from the exhaustion and dehydration and they're like, you know, Mark is gay and he's worked here at Applebees for 22 years. And, you know, you're like, grads and, you know, it's great. But that's the extreme case. They're like spot like one of their employees. Most of the time, it's a simple, aesthetic choice. Here's the flag, uh, we're gay this month. We're gonna go with the, we're in it, come spend your gay people spend your money here. That's what it's about. Um, because

it's a capitalist country. And capitalism is about people spending their money at your establishment, whether they fuck dogs, whether they are gay, whether, and I'm not equating them, I'm just saying, I, they don't care. They don't care. They don't care if you come from a broken home, they don't care if you read Bible verses before supper, they don't care if you rebible versus before supper, they don't care. Chick-fil-A doesn't really care. They might donate to these pro family organizations or whatever.

But Chick-fil-A's main concern is, are they selling fucking chicken? That's their main concern. That is, they're a business. They exist to make money. And cracker barrel, I guess, was basically like we are bringing the front porch to pride. This year's cracker barrels focus was to be a part of the pride experience. We had two locations in the park, both equipped with seating areas and coverage for people to sit down and cool off,

while allowing for natural conversation. In the cracker barrel spirit of hospitality and belonging, we'll call it bringing the front porch to pride. So what cracker barrel is basically trying to do is you're basically saying, hey, not all gay people are going to live in Miami or New York City. They're not all going to live in West Hollywood. Some of them are going to live in an area where what the thing we do is consider the restaurant, the thing we do. is considered a restaurant. The thing we do. And they're trying, they're making the bet that there's going to be some gay people, because gay people are this monolith, you know, like Bravo puts out gay

people is like, they're all rich and they're all living on the coast. It's not true. There's a lot of gay people for what that are living in areas where, and some of them are happier. There was a documentary called Small Town Gay Bar and small communities make people happier. You end up fucking more because there's less options. So you might fuck the same people or whatever, but actually these small communities are not that bad.

Like people think like, you know, oh, it's horrible for gay people to live in a small community, but it's actually not that bad. I mean, it's bad Like people think like, you know, oh, it's horrible for gay people to live in this small community, but it's actually not that bad. I mean, it's bad if they're being, you know, burned at the stake, but there's gay people that go to cracker, but I'm not one of them.

I'm not one of them. I'm not one of them. I'm gonna tell you that right now. And if it offends you, don't deal with me. I'm not one of, have I been to cracker bro? Yes, isn't bad? No, no, it's not bad. I don't go to crack. It's not my thing. That's not what I enjoy. Do they have it one and pump each?

My point is this. There are gay people that are going to love cracker barrel and cracker barrel thinks maybe there's enough of them. I don't know if I was marketing a cracker bro. I might go, you know, Christians that hate gay people have to have some establishments. Maybe this is one of them. Maybe the cracker bra is kind of like the racist restaurant. Every now and then, there's like a story from cracker bra, where the staff goes crazy or somebody says something, like a black family walks in and like one of the cashiers

and like, are you sure you're in the right place? Like, that's the vibe. My point is that on the culture war, a lot of the really right wing evangelical types have kind of lost. And they should, I think we should throw them a bone. I think they should have some establishments where they can like not be part of pride. And I think maybe crack or barrel is a good one.

Maybe that's one where they can say, you know what? We're not doing it. We're not doing it. We may not, we don't hate gay people per se, but we regard it as a sin. And you cannot come here and suck cock in our restaurant. You cannot eat pussy in our restaurant if you're a woman. You cannot come into Krakowbrow as a man and suck another man's cock in crackerbrow. It's not allowed here.

So there should be some restaurants that allow it. You know, it's not going to be the cheesecake factories, the things that are in high end malls, they're going to be for gay people. But the evangelical, the people that really are just, you know, the QAnon types, the people that really are just, either the QAnon types, the people that are like living in a state of rage, they should have crackerbrow. Like I think we should give them crackerbrow. The same way that Ukraine maybe should have given Putin

done boss, maybe I don't know, we'll see how it works out. It's not looking great for the Ukraine. Maybe we should give them cracker, bro. But I think it's exhausting. I think the war about what corporations believe in is a silly one. It's a silly one. And I don't think people really have, like I think the Bud Light thing was like the most extreme example. So I think obviously you saw a big boycott and it worked. But I don't think most people have the energy for a war about what corporations believe. Like what are the values of American corporations?

Could there be a funnier statement? Like, what are the values of American or even multinational like corporations? They don't have the values of those corporations are to suck up as much money as they can at the expense of human life. Those are the value, that's the primary value of a lot of these corporations, okay? So the idea that they put a rainbow flag on the menu or they do it on the website wherever it was and it's making you mad People are like cracker barrel was a family establishment How about eating home?

Aren't you if you're a family shouldn't you be eating up my grandparents never went to cracker bat? This is the problem with this fat to crepid country. Just because they say, oh, come on down to country kitchen with bond, ba. No, my grandparents straight Catholics who did not support the gay lifestyle ate at home. My nanny cooked. They didn't get in the station wagon and go down to cracker barrel and fill themselves with biscuits. They ate at home. Food that she cooked. The family values that you people crave so much are available to you if you want them. They're nuts. They shouldn't be sold to you by corporations, dummy. It's an old family

experience here at Cranker Barrel. Come on down to Cranker Barrel by the parkway. Come up, pull off the exit ramp and come down to Cranker Barrel. There's about 200 other people there and go shopping in our gift shop and then go in and eat catfish. It's like, no, stay the fuck home. Say Grace, these ideas, it's like a family establishment, not a family establishment. It's an establishment that is branded a certain way to attract a certain demographic.

Family, there's one family establishment. It's called your fucking house. That is the only one. Let listen up, dummy dumb dumbs. The only family establishment is your fucking house. Because you live in it and you set the rules. So if your eleventh year old wants to chop their dick off before the salad, you say, no. That's what a family establishment is.

It is not a fucking restaurant that smells like shit after time, that meth heads are fucking shooting up in the bathroom at a rest stop. A lot of cracker barrels are at rest stops. Does that a family establishment? Let's go to the rest stop, where the truckers are, have it a long meal after doing family things. Is that what the truckers are doing at the rest stop family things and then they come in and have chicken and biscuits. But nobody nobody wants to cook a goddamn meal. Nobody wants to own their own

life. So they want to go well well cracker barrels of family establishment. They're going gay. They're going woke. It's like, how about cooking your, oh, if you don't want to go to crack a barrel because they made some decision that you don't like, don't go. Also don't go because the food is unhealthy. It's not that great. Some of it's good. The pancakes are actually good because they crossed up the ends of them like Clinton baking, uh, Clems Street baking company in New York, which is probably the best pancakes in America because good pancakes cannot be sloppy sponges like eye hop and denny's.

They actually have to have some buttery crust. It's gotta be soft, but there also has to be a crust. It does it. We don't need, we're getting off the thing. The point is, it's amazing to me that people are demanding these corporate values when all you listen, a lot of my family has just hated gay people from the comfort of their own home. You can hate people from the comfort of your own home.

You don't have to go to Chick-fil-A and get a bunch of chicken sandwiches to throw at your children in the backseat because instead of cooking dinner for them, you would drinking wine and talking to your sister on the phone about the fact that she has a third bruise on her leg and you think her boyfriend is throwing her down the stairs. What I mean, I'm just saying, it doesn't have to be such a fucking crazy thing. It doesn't have to be like, it doesn't have to be mutually exclusive.

You know, hating people, you can do it all the time, but you can really do it at home, and it's good at home, and it's meant to be at home and I understand if you're fighting for the turf of cracker bro I'm willing to seed that to you. I'm willing to give that to you in the culture war You can have cracker, but you can take most of the things that are killing people But that's that's what it seems to be now. It seems to be like this fight about like

You know this corporation supposed to care about the things I care about this corporation is because my kids are gonna be trans If they see cracker brow put up the gay flag I think if your kid is becoming trans because of cracker barrel, you know, you maybe you know There's other things at work. Maybe there's other things at play if cracker barrel. Can know, maybe, you know, there's other things that work. Maybe there's other things that play. If cracker barrel, can you imagine that kid? Well, I realized I was a woman at cracker barrel. Yeah, my parents used to take me down by the rest stop. And we used to go there and eat bacon and biscuits and, you know, pudding.

And then I saw that one Pride month, they were like, I'd always thought they hated gay people. So I said, fuck it, I'll just stay in the closet. But then I saw that they were actually taking part and pride by putting up that flag. So now I'm trans. I'm trans now, and I told my parents, I'm the person who discovers their trans

at cracker barrel should kill themselves. If cracker barrel is the difference between you becoming gay or trans, it's a problem. It's hilarious because that is where most people think I came out of the closet is cracker barrel. Like I'm probably the one person cracker barrel. Like there should be a brand of people called cracker barrel gay. And it should be like just like, you know, these are the gays that were left out. You didn't see

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That's the only people that they like, that these people wanna speak. Everyone else is a grifter, a conspiracy theorist, a nut, people that have an earn their attention. You know, all these mainstream, you know, establishment types are like, we're the experts, you, we will not lower ourselves. We will not stoop to the level to discuss anything with you. We will not stoop to the level. We decide who the experts are. The experts say that men can have babies,

they can men strait. The experts say that the Ukraine deserves our entire GDP. The experts say that a six-year-old is capable of deciding what gender they're going to be. That's what the experts say. That's what the experts say. Those are the experts that cannot be challenged ever at all on the merits. The experts say that the United States of America is is nothing more than a white supremacist, fascist, hellscape where nobody that's not white has a shot. Everyone's being hunted, even though immigrants do better than native born

white people, it buys statistics, that's with the experts say the academics, the people that have earned everyone's attention. Seth A. Brybson, the people that earned your attention are the people that believe all of those things and believe them five years ago. They didn't believe them 10 years ago. Some of them did, but now they all believe them because their job is wrapped up in the belief of those things. Everyone else is a conspiracy theorist, a grifter, a loon, a nut, a fucking psycho. Anyone that wants to ask any question about anything, is should not be, they should be ignored, fully, completely ignored. Shut out, kept in the dark, because they're the experts. I'm reading the Sedebremson Twitter thread. And Sede Abramsson is like a New York Times bestselling

journalist and author. I don't know much about him. He goes those equal hotels that cowardly charlatan for not immediately agreeing to play PR games with Rogan musk and RFK junior trolls. Whose toxic masculine bullshit makes them think every man can be persuaded by calling him a chicken. They don't know how to earn attention. When Tucker Carlson wanted to debate me on a show, I said, no, instantly, despite knowing you would have afforded me a significant attention and eventually money. Why did I say no? Because we should ever demean ourselves by debating people who haven't earned our time

or attention. Hotesos Rogan Muscar have continued your nothing. They haven't earned anyone's time and attention. Let alone an expert's time and attention on the subject of vaccines. And Hotezos, Rogan's audience, nothing because it wants to be lied to about the vaccines, RFK juniors doing that just fine. I get secondhand embarrassment watching grown ass men like musk and Rogan humiliate themselves on topics of import for years insisting they know better than experts only the who are the expert, who are these fucking experts?

By the way, who are these goddamn experts? They drive the economy off a cliff every four years and then print money to bail it out and then give it to Goldman Sachs. These are the experts that maintain an empire around the world that we can't afford and handle their money to the military industrialists. These are the experts, Patriot Act, these are the experts, pay, treat, act. These are the experts NSA spying on America. These are the experts.

These are the experts. Take all your jobs, ship them overseas. These are the experts. Appalaches, Detroit's done. They don't care. The middle of America's done Ohio, let it fall. San Fran, those are the experts. They're killing people in the street.

These are the experts. Nobody're killing people in the street. These are the experts. Nobody else should get any attention. Nobody else is, and they've not earned the time or attention. The American Empire, failing in front of us, being destroyed, eaten from the inside out. And these people are going, well, if you're not an expert, I understand it's hard foramson goes, I understand it's hard for stupid people to know they're stupid. They hate Joe's audience so much.

They hate, I mean, Seth Abramson has, you know, nothing. He's got, you know, 900,000 Twitter followers. I have as many as him. This is his gig, right? His job is to be like, you know, influential. I literally stumbled upon his thread by accident. I thought it was crazy. Um, and he's got 77,000 subscribers on Patreon, why not Patreon? I'm sorry. Sub stack where he writes. But if you look at Rogan's numbers, they're in the tens of millions. So people like this have such date they low than abominate. Rogan, they hate him. And I'm not think I have to agree with everything. Joe says or think he's right about everything either. I'm just saying these people are so enraged. Like when he writes, I know it's hard for stupid people to understand they're stupid. So I do have empathy for avid fans of Joe Rogan and Elon Musk. But at a certain point, you've had it explained to you by experts why you're stupid so many times that your recalcitrant becomes a character flaw.

It's like such an embarrassment to me. These people have been wrong about so much in my lifetime, so much from geopolitics to social politics to domestic politics. I mean, they've been wrong about so much. They've allowed the country to degenerate to a point where we have so many problems eating us alive. And they still hold the mantle of respectability and go, we are the only people that should be listened to. Nobody else should be listened to.

The erosion of freedom, liberty, the growth of the national security state, the unending wars, the financial crisis. They don't care. Major American cities, you know, going bankrupt, all of these things, the dominance of the financial sector, the dominance of the tech sector, all of this stuff, all of these people, globalism, you know, unending unchecked immigration, violence in American city. None of this, anybody who questions any of this is labeled a nut job of conspiracy theorists to crank don't deal with them don't speak to them don't

speak to them don't deal with them they're not an expert you want to know why that pregnant woman got stabbed it's not an expert. Won't deal with you. Not deal with you. Wanna know why people are shitting in the street in San Fran and japan needles in their leg? You haven't earned your attention. You haven't earned it, dummy. You're a dummy.

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