The Tim Dillon Show - 354 - I'm On Strike

Episode Date: July 18, 2023

Tim dissects Disney’s latest shortcomings, the SAG-AFTRA strike, Hunter Biden’s White House antics, a pole dancing convention leaving Florida and how he may finally have revenge on Airbnb. American Royalty Tour https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ Pre-Order ‘Death By Boomers’ By Tim Dillon 👉 https://rb.gy/gafn4 SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Shipstation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/timdillon ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. I want to explain the backdrop for a minute. We are in our new studio in New York. We have two studios so that we never have to miss a video episode of the podcast. And our New York City background is on its way. But we wanted to get an episode out for you this week. We're hoping that the background is going to arrive. But we're dealing with all kinds of characters, people from the netherworld, dark people that, you know, they exist at the bottoms of stairwells and there can only be contacted by certain means. And, you know, they're doing it though. It's going to be great. But you know, we are, we are using the people of the earth as you call them, right? The little kind of, you know, they burrow

into things and under things and many of them are just there. And then we're using them to get, to get the, you know, and it's coming. So don't, but this is not the permanent background. It's a black curtain. And sag is on strike. And I support and we're on YouTube right now. And I'm gay YouTube. I'm a gay person. I'm gay. I'm a homosexual gay man on YouTube in a very heterosexual, patriarchal world of people and what a horrible thing for me to have lived through that being gay. And I'm so happy I can be gay on YouTube, be gay man on YouTube, homosexual gay on YouTube.

And it helped me back in life dealing with that. And I stole a lot. And they were also not great. But I was trying to buy drugs, but it was hard. So to have the bravery to be gay on YouTube, gay, to be gay on YouTube. And to support the Ukraine on question, I don't even know, I don't question it at all. I don't question it at all. I every dollar I make, half of it, I should go to the Ukraine because I'm gay,

YouTube, on being gay in the Ukraine, which is something I would love to, I would love to be gay in the Ukraine, if I could. And the only way I can is if they win that fucker. So that's all I wanted to say, starting off the show, I love the new little mermaid. It's not black enough. To be honest with you, it's not black enough.

The new little mermaid, it's actually not. I want it to be even blacker. And she has a lovely voice that girl that's singing, it's beautiful. But I think it could have even went, you know, to where it's almost uncomfortable for everyone. And that's what I wanted. But that's all I have to say, because I'm here now on YouTube. And I'm, and I, and I, and I support Fran Drescher to the person who's doing this writers strike, I do. And the sag. She's the in the union in the diamond screen actor skilled. Fran Dresher, who if you remember, it was in

a show called the nanny. And she was the star of the show. She was the nanny. And she is now the president of the screen actor's guilt. And it's a great injustice. What's happening right now. And I'm a little disappointed that Americans don't care about the, the, the trouble that actors and writers are having, not making any money. Americans are like, Hey, they're, they're, they're, they're of the attitude. It's like, Hey, fuck you. And all you make is crap that we don't want to watch. But that's not true. There's a few things that you like that could go away if this doesn't get rectified. There are those big budget Marvel movies you all like, you slumber into the theater like a herd of cattle and buy a bucket of soda with your kids

and eat little hot dog donuts. They're going away. Hey, that's going away. It's not just succession. Some of the things you like are the movies where cats talk to each other. You like that. That's out too.

All the films were cats and dogs speak, because Americans like, well, they like that. They like when cats and dogs speak to each other because they can in real life. But in the movies, and people like it. So some of those things in America, and they like movies, and what is that? The fast and furious, when they keep stealing all the car they keep taking cars every year in some other

desert. And that can go away. It's not just the the feggity things that your, you know, brother-in-law watches on the BBC, which is not affected by that, but there's some actual real explosions that may not happen because of the strikes. You should, you should get mad at this. And I, you know, I famously hear it, see everyone's point with the strike. I do because I, I think people should get paid fairly, but then I look at what's happening, and I, look, look, look, look, let's take a look at Snow White. Snow White is a movie that is coming out now. It is a Disney film.

It should be a hit. Snow White, who could have more name recognition than Snow White? Everybody knows what Snow white is about. It is about a woman or a girl who is tempted with a witch who gives her an apple. Is that correct? That is correct. After that, I don't, but it's, there's a wolf too, but everyone knows about it. It's big. And it should just these things, these remakes should just kill. There should be no, it should be on. If you don't fuck this stuff up, it should be easy. Snow white, get a wolf, get a bitch, get a witch, you're done. Get a prince probably. Now,

Snow White, you would think this would be the perfect time to employ little people. Not using the other M word, I'm on YouTube and I'm gay, But I'm using the word little peep. Now you would think, these are, this is seven little actors can work. Seven little actors can now work. You would think, right? Wrong. Wrong. Disney's live-action snow white under fire for replacing seven dwarfs with, quote,

magical creatures of all sizes and genders. This again was the one opportunity for little people to have their moment in the sun other than that roll on Game of Thrones that he killed Peter Dinklage. But now seven people get to have a potential shot. And what do they do? Make that, make that screen bear. Look at this freak show that they have. First of all, these are not dwarfs.

There's only one dwarf. The rest of them look unkempt. They look homeless. They look diseased. This, you could have accomplished this by going to Seattle and grabbing seven heroin addicts that were living under a fucking bridge. This is scary. This does not look like something kids would like.

You should have little, cherubic-like people. That's what dwarfs are. They're tiny, somewhat chubby, hearty, hard like people. That's what dwarfs are. They're tiny, somewhat chubby, hearty, hardworking people. This is like a fucking unemployment line of scum. Every person here, I couldn't. What are they wearing? What are they dressed? What is this? Why are you destroying everything? This is so easy to not fuck up. You can have black little people.

There's nothing wrong with that. Get all the little people of all the races, but they need to be little. Why are you, why are you, why is the guy in the middle with long hair being hired? What group is he in? Let me see why they're doing it, because they're trying to modernize these movies and they're destroying everything. And this is one of the reasons it's hard to get people to care about this strike because they have turned

on the business. They don't enjoy the things that are being made anymore. They don't care. And if you don't get them to care, you lose that popular support. Let's find out. Okay, quote, literally no offense to anyone, but I was a little taken back when they were very proud to make this bigger. When they were very proud to cast a Latina actress is snow white, which by the way, it's fine. That's fine. No one cares, okay? But you're still telling the story of snow white in the Seven Dwarfs. He sat in January, 2022. I don't know who's saying that. Your progressive in one way, but then you're still making that fucking backward story about

seven dwarfs living in a cave together. What the fuck are you doing, man? Have I done nothing to advance the cause for my soapbox? I guess I'm not loud enough. In response, Disney said it was taking quote, a different approach to avoid reinforcing stereotype. Well, it's a, Christ almighty. So find out who said that because they ruined the whole fucking movie. One guy said it's somebody had a problem with that they were making a movie with

seven. But by the way, what? I don't even understand the negative stereotypes about dwarfs in the movie that they work hard. First of all, if you remember, the dwarfs were not painted as one thing. There was sleepy, happy, there was a few of them. Julie, there were a few different dwarfs and I forget what they did and who they were, but they each had a specific personality and a specific thing that they did. Nobody was saying that like all the dwarfs are one thing. Is it, but all that they were just, they worked hard, right? That was what we knew them for, that they were workers. Why is that such a bad idea?

Why is that a, what, what stereotype is being reinforced that they live in a cave? I'm so curious. Oh, this is Peter Dinklage. You know, I gotta be honest, I'm not happy about this. And I don't wanna go to war with him, but it's really like, what, if there was a, if there was a Disney film called Snow White and the fat faggots, if there was, no, I'm saying if there was, I'm not saying there is, if there was, and it

was seven fat faggots that were like myself kind of loud and vicious. Number one, better movie. Number two, why would I comply with complain about? Like what is he complaining about? Does Peter Dinklage not like that they're adorfs? Does he not want them to, I don't know, I'm confused man. He doesn't like the portrayal of the disability.

And the, what's the disability? Well, as what though, this is what I'm trying to understand. And maybe he could help me understand this because maybe I'm not understanding why he's mad and maybe he's mad for very legitimate reason. All I'm understanding is that there are people that are little. Maybe they don't like the word dwarf, but they are littler than other people, right?

And Snow White befriends them. Right. What's the problem? I mean, I don't know how to articulate why he's upset. If our guessing maybe he doesn't want his culture to be a Disney character, dwarf culture? I just, here's the thing, man, then don't make it. Or Disney, he's got to tell him fuck you.

Someone's got to tell him fuck you, Peter. Hey, fuck you. You know how many little like he's taking? Here's what Peter Dinklage is doing. He's taking the food out of a little wok mouth. Those little mouths that could be eating. Peter Dinklage is stealing food out of their mouth. There's seven, here's what Peter Dinklage is saying.

I'm the only one that can be famous. Just me, sorry everybody, we're shutting that down. You know how I was a dwarf at Game of Thrones? That's cool. Everyone else, we're closing the little bridge. The little bridge is going up, and no one can cross over it now because I'm already rich. So now there's seven scumbags that are going to be in this movie when there were seven actors that have

probably been working their asses off. This is the fucking like I would like to play the Cheshire cat. That's like a Disney role for me that I'd love to play because it smokes and it's kind of nasty. And you can tell it's like, it's like just, it's like, it cares about what's going on. You know, like it's kind of cognizant of what's happening. Yeah, I like the Cheshire cat. So this would be my role. This would be my role. It this would be my role.

This is what I would like to do. If I was involved if Bob Iger called me today, if you call me today, he'd probably try to get me to kill Fran Trash, but if you call me today, he'd give Ray Compagon. They'd be like, Bob Iger hands Ray Compagon and goes, do the right thing, Ray? What? What? Do it. Do the right thing. She's causing all kinds of problems, Ray. But to the Cheshire cat is a role for me where I would go, God damn it, I want to be in that where we're getting ridiculous, man. So now we have snow white in the seven homeless people. Look at that. If I saw that crew, I would go nuts. They're going to destroy the company. Bob Iger is a good CEO. He cannot let this happen. They're going to destroy it. Now, the little mermaid, she was a great talent. She had a great voice. But every one of her sisters

was a different race. It was like weird. Like one was like a Romanian gypsy and the other one was it's like, it didn't make any sense. So a lot of this stuff by its very nature doesn't make sense to anybody. We don't get it. So I'm just saying that it was a, it's a real issue. What's happening right now with the strike? Now get up, Fran Drescher. Like what is I, because I am on strike now. I am, and I want to show up to the picket lines, and I want to show this support because I am striking.

I won't work right now unless I'm paid, and I have some of my own demands that are outside of the strike. I'm going rogue. This is a franjressure the other day giving a speech about the strike. Yes, let's see it. I want to see it. You cannot change the business model. Here we go. No, by the way, what's great about her, they're all acting all the time. This is the most, now I agree with a lot of what they want.

Some of it, I think, is unrealistic. The studios will not budge on AI and, you know, maybe not the size of writers rooms. I do think they'll pay them more. I do think the residuals, they'll come to the table on that. But here's why it's the most insufferable strike in the world. Everyone is acting. They'll come to the table on that. But here's why it's the most insufferable strike in the world. Everyone is acting. Like when air traffic controllers go on strike, they're not acting.

You know, these, I mean, there's a strike every other day here in New York. There's an inflatable rent or rat. Some unions picketing the local, whatever, they got to signs. The reason this strike is very, it's disgusting to people in grotesque is because all the people in it are like when Ron Perelman was like, Ron Perelman, you know him, the guy who plays a hellboy and all that other stuff. He's like, because supposedly leaked out that a studio head said, we're just going to let them lose their houses. We're going to, we're going to bleed them out. We're going to let these writers and these, and

on my Patreon, I talk a lot more about this in a little bit of detail. But he goes, basically, we're going to let them die. And he lose our son. Now, Ron Troman came back and he's like, there's a lot of way to lose your fucking house, brother. Like he did like a thing where he's like, there's a lot of way to, there's a lot of ways to lose your house. Basically a threat going, there's a lot of ways to lose your house. Like, maybe I'll burn it down, maybe I'll kill you, but he's an actor. He's not doing anything. He's kind of a pus. He's an actor.

No offense. He could probably kill me, but he's not burning down Bob Eiger's house. You, it's just not what he is. So they're all doing shit like that. They're all do, they're all gonna go like a mother's, there's a lot of ways to lose a house. Don't you don't want to, it's like you're not the thing you pretend to be. Just focus in and try to get a good deal hammered out. She's also losing a nut. Now remember, we like, and I respect friend dresser. But these people have not acted in a while and it shows. Let's go to

friend. It has changed and not expect the contract to change too. We're not going to keep doing incremental changes on a contract that no longer honors what is happening right now with this business model that was foisted upon us. Can someone write this for her by the way? Can someone, can someone stop it? Can someone write this down for her? Because she looks like erratic and she doesn't know what's going on.

And this is not a good communication strategy. I understood this is the way that they think actors. They're all like, it's gotta be all over the place. She's like, the business model is jing, the nangam. But it's like, you get just, let's hammer out points, couple of points, couple of key points, point one, point two, point three, point four. Not this, I'm all over the place, I'm screaming and yelling.

She looks like she's about to break out in a song. The studios are lying. It's like you gotta, you know, you gotta just, a little composure goes a long way. And I say that as a member of SAG who is striking, who should be heard. I, I have a strike platform and it's controversial and my strike plan and a lot of people aren't going to like it.

My strike platform is give the studios 90% of what they want. Let's take 10% and many people do not like that, but I say give the studios 90%. Let's take 10. Let's take 10 and that has been 10. And that has been defeated. I have been called a SCAB. I have been called a bootlicker for billionaires because I have just suggested it was a mild suggestion, giving the studios 90% of what they want,

taking the lowest earning members of SAG and putting them in not a slave program, but like an indentured servant, kind of working them in not a slave program, but a like an indentured servant kind of working maybe like a mentorship thing. And of course, I have been attacked for that. But no, it's at the end of the day, the Hollywood and the machine is going to shrink now. It has to. There's 600 shows. Nobody's watching a lot of them. There's a lot of people trying to make a living as an actor or a writer. It's not sustainable.

Shows like mine cost a lot less to produce than these shows. We have more people watching this than a lot of the shows that are being produced by streamers for millions and millions and millions of dollars. Long term, the sustainability of the business model is being called into question. And of course, the streamers are being shitty to writers and actors. They always have been, um, and let's see how much leverage to writers and actors have.

I'd like to see them hammer out a good deal. I've offered to kind of go in and negotiate, but they're not giving up on AI. If every industry in the world is using AI, Hollywood's not going to take a moral stand. This is the business that rape

children and through women into the fire pits when they spoke up about anything except a couple of years ago, they're not going to be the ones to take a moral stand about AI. Like they're not going to be like, well, you know, we don't, we care about humans and we don't want to displace any human being. Now, they're trying to accelerate AI so much that they never have to see another actor and writer again And I'm sure they would love that So so you'll you'll have to figure out somewhere That the business that we can live and

People that are working in this business that where their labor is getting rewarded in a way that they can Feel comfortable with that's the serious angle of it. But there are things you're not going to win on these certain things. You can't keep ruining everything with this crap where you're hiring people based on race, sexuality, gender, and not level of talent. And I'm not saying you can't find both. But if you're going to do this thing where you're going to remake movies so that there are morality tales where people can learn lessons, they're just fucking not going to watch them. You're

not, they're not going to care. Do you know who is Snow White? By the way, do you know who's the new Snow White? Dylan Mulvaney. Dylan Mulvaney is Snow White. Because nobody learns. Nobody learns a lesson. Dylan Mulvaney is coming as Snow White with the seven magical gender creatures. She's coming with screen near you. Let's finish up with Fran.

She looks very angry. She's got to look. The thing is, you got to look a little cooler to look. The thing is you got to look a little cooler start. You got to, I feel like you got to turn it down. It's, it's, it's too much. If I, I would say cut, cut too much. Just take a little less, a little Fran. No, we get it. We understand you, you got a, a people are yelling, you took a photo with Kim Kardashian in Italy and people don't think you're They don't think you're in the cause, but we just you we just need you to tone it down a little bit and get a hairbrush continue

It's crazy is it so the jig is up a MPTP. That's right. We stand tall That's right you have to wake up and smell the coffee. I like that one. Coffee! She had to find a way to get the word coffee in there. Maybe she'll use water to... The water's high! The coffee! You better smell the coffee! We're on the water. Yeah. SIG. SIG. 87% of people in SIG make less than $26,000 a year that cannot even qualify for health insurance, 26,000. The SIG minimum to qualify for health insurance, there was so much inequality in the entertainment business, right?

You know, even though it's quote a progressive and liberal business, it's an insane amount of inequality. And they got to figure something out, but it's also a tough business because who's really in it? How much do you have to do to be in the fucking business, right? You can't just show up and say I'm a writer, I'm an actor, I'm a comedian. It takes years of hard work unpaid. You got to figure it out. You hop from gig to gig to gig to carve out a career. It's not a regular business. It doesn't operate like that. It's not a job creation business.

Their job is not to create jobs for people. Their job is to find the most talented people that are trying to do this and give them opportunities. Or that was their job and that should still be their job. I support everyone involved here. I support Saga. I support the WGA. I support Big Daddy's As, David's As love. I support Bobby Eiger over Disney. I support Ted Serandis at Netflix. Call me. I support every all the CEOs. I support Ted Serandis at Netflix, call me. I support every, all the CEOs. I support the writers and the CEOs because you know what?

We're all human beings. We're human beings. It doesn't matter if you make a billion dollars or a 10 dollars. We all bleed red blood. So I can't, it's hard for me to choose between the people that have the, all the billionaires and the people that I personally know in my own life. I don't really like. But I, I agree with the writers and in, in theory, I just don't want to have to see them or talk to them. Because now the real trend that you stand up, God, is that

a mess? So shout out to big daddy's ass. I, I, I support you. You're going to have to fault. These streamers going to have to fold a little bit, but I like what they're doing in the moment because it's like nobody wants to see anybody fold quickly. I think this should be a long strike with a lot of violence. I think the violence should go both ways. I think there should be people getting, I think people like Fran Drecher should walk around the armed security. I think there should be a lot of egg throwing and pies. I think there should be like real like blood on the street.

I think there should be lambs blood on the door. I think that's good. Now I'm not advocating for any of that. I'm not telling anyone to do it. Strictly as someone who's watching this, it would be nice to see a very Hollywood strike. Like, let's make it a Hollywood strike. Let's make it what the movies aren't fun and watchable. That's what I would hope.

That's what I would hope. That's all. Like, is there a version of frand pressure that smacks big daddy's ass in the face? Does she spit it, Bob Eiger and this Bob, this Bob Eiger just fucking go at her. You know, I don't know how it works, folks. I'm just saying that's my goal. My goal is that it is very watch and then hopefully it ends. The pole dancing convention is left Florida. Ronda Santis, so I think is a little bit of a hysteric about the GLGB LLB LSD, LGBTQIA too. Stuff, I think he's a little bit of a star, although I do, and I've talked about many times, and I think the LGBT, whatever community, they're also losing their minds now, and it's a big tent now and they're inviting a lot of people in. But this was sad to me because you know that I am a fan of, um, you know, I like reasonable

people, rational people. Polcon moves the 2024 convention away from Florida, citing drag ban and anti LGBTQ laws. Polkan, a popular pole dancing convention has decided to move its 2024 convention out of Florida, citing the states, anti LGBTQ laws. Let's get to the article here. In an interview with insider, Colleen Jolly, the seat, no way that's her name, but the CEO and owner of Polkon said she thought she'd hope to hold the convention in Orlando due to the size of the pole community there. Keeping the convention inclusive for LGBTQ plus attendees meant moving it. She said, quote, unfortunately, a growing number of states are making these really broad laws in the name of protecting children, but they're not protecting children

at all. But just about controlling and har. Transit queer folks, Jolly told insider the convention needs to be moved because it's small contingent of its attendees are under 18 years old. The 1300 person event typically sells less than 10 tickets to minors accompanied by their parents. So whether there's, here's the deal. The idea that Florida is trying to make itself a state where miners cannot pole dance is insane. It's no, it's frankly disgusting. My, because it is a sport pole dancing, it's an art. My cousin and her children visited my Hampton's estate recently. It's an art. My cousin and her children visited my Hampton's estate recently. It's not an estate. It is compared to you unless you're someone, you know, here's the point.

My cousin and her children were at my house. The first thing I asked, and I forget the rage is seven or eight or whatever, who cares, sweet kids, first thing I asked, are they pulled dancing? Are they pulled? No, it's true. Are they pulled dancing? Because it is? No, it's true. Are they pulled dancing? Because it is a great number one, it's exercise. So many of these kids are fat.

Get them on the pole. Get them on the pole, young. So Florida is trying to make itself a state that does not welcome families who want to attend Polcon. Families of people. Usually here's the deal, despite that, because de Florida law prohibits children from attending adult life performances,

which includes drag shows and some pole dancers perform a clothing that does not match their gender assigned to birth. So if you want to take your children to see pole dancing drag queens in Florida, you're not allowed to do it. And that's sad in this way. If you want to take your children to Florida and instead of going to Disney World, you want to take them to Polk on so they can watch pole dancing and maybe learn to be a pole dancer. What if your child is a drag pole dancer?

This is people are born the way they're born. What if your child is a 10 year old who comes to you and says, I am a drag queen and you go, I support you and you go, hold on, I am a drag queen, and you go, I support you and you go, hold on. I am also a pole dancer. And I wanna go to Polcon in Florida where I can dress and drag and dance on a pole

with my friends. I wanna dance on a pole with my friends and drag. And if you're a parent, you have to look at your child and go, honey, yes, for Christmas this year, right after we get home from mass, I will buy two tickets to Polcon so that me or three will bring your father and will all go down together and your father will watch you pull dance. Because this is crazy.

This is a big thing for a lot of families. This might be the new Disney world in 20 years in our country. There might be more people going to Polcon. Polcon maintains that parents should make the decisions for their children for which showcases and workshops to attend during Polcon. Right. Jolly wrote in a blog post discussing the decision to move the convention. This is not about drag. It never what it's like. Here's a deal. If you take your kids to Polcon, you have to decide what is important for them to see and what's not. So I perform it is highlight

black and Latino online performance, Latins performers, while others have performers from the LGBTQ plus community, other showcases are specifically for younger attendees to perform at. Other showcases are specifically for younger attendees to perform at. So that's when, that's for the kids who want to do pole dancing. I mean, if you're a cisgender straight person, you're probably not paying attention to these laws because it, I mean, if you're a cisgender straight person, you're probably not paying attention to these laws because it, I mean, listen, here's the reality. It's one of those there, but for the grace of God, go eye things. First they came for kids who are pole dancing.

And you know what I mean? And then what's next? The reason I have this article, I do think DeSantis wants to make the country into a Christian theocracy, which I'm sure some people love that idea. Of course, those people rape more children than anyone. That being said, you know, the Catholic church that would be closing down those. That being said, this is insane. Who is right?

Who is taking children to a pole dancing convention in Florida? It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. And I read this article, I'm like, this is fucking a madhouse. So I do think, um, this does not help the case of anyone. I was reading this in their like to Sanctus laws are targeting and then I read it, and I'm like, oh, it's a pole, it's a pole dance. It's like people that want their children to pole dance are apparently upset about it, about it. I'm not saying, well, I don't know if you should ban that. I think it's a bad idea for kids to start tinkering

with puberty. It's a very bad idea. Should it be banned in all cases? I don't know. There's probably some extreme cases. But I, you know, again, I just think this is funny that the example being used is a pole dancing convention in Florida where people are taking their children to pole dancing in Florida. Robert De Niro's grandson, and I touched on this in the Patreon very sad, died by taking a pill that was a percussette, and then it had fentanyl in it. Now they're saying that fentanyl is a 90% of drugs in New York City. Right now

it's crazy. He was sold this drug by a 20 year old girl named, helly, what? Sophia, Hayley marks. Sophia, Hayley marks what? Sophia Haley marks. Sophia Haley marks, called the Perkis at Princess, we cannot find one photo of her online. Here is my conspiracy theory. I think she might be the daughter of somebody wealthy. Could that be?

Is that possible? Perkis at Princess will allegedly sold Robert Teneer's grandson, drugs that led to his suspected overdose, warned him. Literally, I don't want to kill you. That's what she said, but then she sold them the fentanyl lace pills. She's being held with that bail on federal narcotics charges in Manhattan after selling

fake oxycodone and Zannex with fentanyl in them to Leonardo Deneiro Rodriguez, 19 RIP. He did not make it very sad. Um, Rodriguez first texted marks on June 30th, asking him to buy quote 30s, blue counterfeit oxycodone stand with the number and she allegedly replied that they are potentially dangerous. Do you really need them? Marks replied, according to the criminal complaint, I don't wanna kill you. I don't like serving you, because they're not script, meaning not prescription grade,

but she served him anyway, and now sadly tragically he died. And this is one of those stories that, you know, makes you really think that, you know, if you need, if you're out there and you're struggling with drugs, you got to get help because there's too much shit on the street right now that can kill you. And not over a long period of time, we're talking pretty instantaneously. You take one percuss at, I used to take percuss at and I never thought and I never felt that I was in danger from taking percuss at.

I thought it was just a fun way to start a morning and it's a good way to kind of get into the day. You drive to work, you scratch a little bit, you get an inch, but you know, percuss that to me was never like, oh, you're gonna die, fight it in. Was never like, oh, you're gonna drop dead. Oxy's are a different story.

Certainly, Oxy's that are laced with fentanyl or a different story. A lot of kids right now are taking very severe and serious drugs and dropping dead and it's fucking very sad. And I don't know what's going to happen to this check. I don't know what's going to happen to her, but she's probably going to have to go to jail for a long time. Gonna have to go to jail. But I don't know if that's going to happen in this state. They might put her right back out on the street.

But we talked about on the on the bonus episode, like, what would they do in Singapore? How would they handle it? They would hang her in Singapore. They would hang her. And I'm not saying that that should happen. But that's interesting. If you, if you wanted to clean up society like really quickly, interesting. That's what I'm saying. Interesting cocaine, speaking of drugs, they found cocaine in the White House a couple of weeks ago or about a week ago. And it's, it's 1000% hunters. There's no way it's not, there's zero way. It's not

100 Biden's coke zero. Look at Hunter Biden. Get the video up of him on the White House. He's on a balcony and he does what every coke does who's like sweating and it don't quite know what to do with their hands. He's a little manic and he puts his hand through his hair. He's still actively using drugs. I'm going to go out there and say it. I have no proof of this, but it doesn't matter. Hunter Biden is still using drugs.

Let's look at the Mr. Sober right here. So this is an event at the White House where Hunter Biden, I'm telling you right now, he's high on cocaine. You don't have to believe me. Yeah, he's high on cocaine. He just has nose right there too. You see that? Yes, because he's doing cocaine.

And they know Jill knows. And there's another get it. There's another video of him as well, like, look, he's. Yeah. Areas. He's still areas. There he goes. Yeah.

Yeah, he's getting. Now where's he going? Where's he going? Where's he off to? Where is he going? I'll count, see Where's he off to? Where is he going? I'll count, see you later. Then he goes with the wife and now he's out. Where is he going?

The party's on the deck right there. Right? Isn't that where the party is? Where's he going? Why is he leaving his face and tired family, including the president and the first lady, are standing on that balcony. The party's on the balcony, honey, baby.

Where's he off to? Could I guess? He's still on drugs and this is unfortunate. This is unfortunate. He probably knows that Perkins had princess. She's probably on his laptop. But no, there's, there's no way he's not. And by the way, I would also be on drugs. If we were trying to present my father, who's riddled with dementia as an appropriate candidate for the pre, I mean, it's great. You got to think about he never,. I mean, the level of fraud you have to engage in, forget politics to just pretend

that you'll buy his functioning adult. The level of censorship you have to engage in is North Korean draconian censorship, bottom up, top down, everybody's got to be silent. You got to go at everybody, random comedians, slash somebody here, demonetize, age, gate it, make people sign in, you got to really chip away at people's free expression. Because this is a guy that's clearly, you know, have it in some state of cognitive decline. And his son is there doing cocaine and Jill doesn't look happy.

Jill doesn't know what's going on. And Hunter is fiddling with his knife. If I was Hunter by I would never touch my nose just because I even if I had an itch, I would know the implication. The implication is is bad. And I wouldn't leave anywhere. If everybody was on the balcony with the kids, I would stay on the balcony with the guy would not leave because I wasn't addict. It took me years and years and years to get over that. Well, people look at you, where you going? How have you been? You know you're an addict when for Christmas, instead of getting cash, you start to get gift cards. Gift cards mean that your family thinks you're a junkie.

Now, maybe not anymore because it's more digital and those are more common, but back then, they were not as common. It was the first generation of gift cards to come out. And everybody was like, oh, Timmy's having problems. Give him a gift card. You can go buy a CD at the wall. Here's the gift card to Sam Goodey. And of course, we'd use them to cut Coke up.

You know, we ain't gonna stop us. But it takes a long time after you've reestablished yourself to gain the trust back of people. Now imagine you would document it every bad thing you would ever done on a laptop, every hooker you ever fucked with a gun to her head, driving, you know, crazy speeds, whatever he's, whatever he's documented on his laptop, okay. He will never in his lifetime in 10 lifetimes. He will never be trusted again. This is a man who hooked up with his dead brothers X. He will never be trusted again. This will never happen. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever. He knows that.

He knows he'll never get it back. The trust he will not, he will be and it's unfortunate, but he'll be looked at as some type of crack head forever. So someone like that in his situation, it seems like, you know, the motivation for them to stop is low, because he knows it's hard to get it back. And he knows whatever scams they were running with Burisma, that energy company in the Ukraine, they can't do that anymore. Everything's out in the open. He knows that. Speaking of the Ukraine and Russia, when they're sending

cluster bombs, we're sending cluster bombs to the Ukraine. This is a good idea. Cluster bombs, cluster bombs to the Ukraine. Russia will also use cluster bombs, by the way, Vladimir Putin warned on Sunday that Moscow has quote, sufficient reserves of its own cluster munitions. Yeah, baby. So if you haven't paid attention yet, we'll sum it up for you. We do not want this ward at we are scared. The Russia Ukraine war is the defense department sag after strike. They do not want it to end.

They're not coming to the table. They don't care. They're upping the ante. Here's cluster bombs. They know Russia's got cluster. As long as people are dying and people are building weapons, they win. That's all they're concerned about. The minute things start to look like they could be moving

in a direction of peace, we will stop that. We will get in the way of that big time. There's absolutely, we have zero interest in that. Ukraine could use an increasing number of cluster bombs as its stockpiles of conventional shells run low. As it looks, so Ukraine is no longer winning the war. For while they were, now they are not, you know, Putin goes, we have our own cluster

munitions. You know, if they do something, we're going to do something. If they do it, we'll do it. And this is going to be a failed state. It's probably going to be a frozen conflict, meaning like nobody actually has a decisive victory, hard to win the war, hard to win the peace. And it just becomes a perpetually dysfunctional state. And the war kind of goes on and it sucks up time and resources until, I guess, one of those governments

is potentially overthrown and somebody comes in there. I don't know. I don't know. But I just think that it's just, it's, it's funny now because we started this just like COVID. We were like two weeks. We'll stop the spread. We'll slow it.

It's fine. We started this going like, yeah, well, we're supporting the Ukraine. They were invaded by a hostile country, which is true. Absolutely true. And now we're like, let's give them jets. Let's give them cluster bombs. Let's get it, let's get it going over there.

Let's get it going. And it's unfortunate and it's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. And I just, I would say that I no longer have a, like I no longer, I'm not going to keep bringing it up. I will just let whatever is going to go down over there. It's just going to go down. And it's not, I'm not going to focus too much time and attention on it because it's, it's actually supposed to go away. You're not

supposed to think about it. The goal is to just, it's to be put away. And it's just that thing over there that happens where we give them all the money and the weapons to, and there's more death happening, but we can't think about it. We've got our own issues like the sag strike. So we got to focus on things that matter like are the dwarfs and snow wiping objectified and just keep giving cluster bombs over to the Ukraine. Check to watch. I want to talk about something on drugs too. That is just happening.

Some are is is getting hotter right now. I mean, I think the temperature and Vegas, when I'm going to be there on Saturday for the win, the encore theater at the win, it's going to be 115 degrees. How fucking insane is that? Vegas, this is one of the hottest summers ever. How are people coping with this heat? How is it happening? He wave reaching right there, max strength, 128 degrees, peak.

This is insane. The energy grids of these states are being pushed to the limits. And I don't know if they're going to fail or not. It's interesting to kind of see, if an energy grid fails, you're looking at severe problems. You're looking at a lot of people losing their lives. Death Valley, people are still going to be tourists in Death Valley, California. It's like the hottest place on earth. I think one year they

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Look at that. Bring me that video bit. She's smiling. They're happy. That's fun. Look, it's 133 degrees. Smile. That's fun.

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So I wanted to talk about this too. This is a this woman Becky Pringle who is the head of the NEA, the National Education Association of the N.E.A. The National Education Association, I guess she's their president. And she is, and this is, you know, I hate, I don't wanna be the one that predicts the future here. I don't wanna be the person who constantly calls out

that I'm always right, because I don't wanna be right, you know, cause the things I predict are not good, or usually. And I predicted a while ago that people were gonna start having mental breakdowns in public and they were gonna start being rewarded for them. This is a big thing that I had, this is a big theme that I was saying that

people that need immediate help, that need to be put into an ambulance and sent to a home are instead going to be applauded and lying eyes as a sort of visionary and a genius. And this is part of the society's breakdown where you have some people that are clearly unwell, but they're being celebrated for it. And it's in the people that are unwell, it's not even like they're doing it as a con. They don't even know. They're as shocked as anyone that they're being celebrated for how insane they are. And they just go with it. It's like anything. If you

lose your mind and people start clapping and going, you're, you lead us, you are our savior. Lead us. You go, okay. So this is this is the head of the National Education Association who's clearly unwell. There's no other way to put this. This is someone who's lost it. And she's being applauded for it. If someone in my organization displayed this type of behavior, I would be incredibly concerned. let's take a look. I can hear Chisiattle crying out to us, urging us to remember when you know who you are when your mission is clear and you burn with the inner fire of an unbreakable will. No cold can touch your heart.

No delus can dab in your purpose. And yay, you are those stars in the darkness. Your light will not be dim. Your purpose will drive you in a righteous fight for freedom, because you know who you are. Yes. You know who you are. You are the ADA.

Our mission is clear. We will advocate for the rights of education professionals and we will change this world for our students with that inner fire burning. We will never bend. We will never burn. We will never be broken because we are the NIA. And we will always, always do what we must. To be worthy of our students.

Thank you, NIA, for all you do every day for babies, and for our colleagues, and for your states, and for this country, our word, Eddie, our word. She like did the Hitler salute at the end. She really got into it. Yeah, I mean, this is a, it's crazy. This is a type of behavior now. We're seeing it with Fran. We're seeing it here. We're seeing a type of hysteria that is

be a certain, a mania, manic behavior that is being mainstreamed in American society and applauded and celebrated. People like this and they go, this is good. And no one knows what this woman is talking about. She's seeing these very deep, meaningful things, but there were no specifics anymore about anything. If you've noticed, specifics have been driven out of the national conversation about most topics. Most topics we no longer discuss anything in specifics. It's like of the national conversation about most topics. Most topics we no longer

discuss anything in specifics. It's like, the night is long. It's like, it's like, what are we? What are you saying? What's happening? You know, Fran Drescher is, you know, doing her whole thing, and you go, but what explain to me what this means? Tell me a word for word, what we're trying to do or trying to accomplish. And it just feels like we're getting away from that. We're just like completely divorced from any specifics. We're just, it's sort of a performance that is unfortunate. Airbnb, by the way, this is another thing that I called Airbnb is dying. Airbnb is dying for a few reasons. And I'm not even gonna go into the fact that I'm banned from Airbnb. We all know why a lot of us do. You can during the pandemic. People really wanted to kind of vacation in other people's lives. The pandemic opened up every door of possibility.

People were going, maybe I want to live in Houston. Maybe I want to live outside in Nashville and an Airbnb allowed you to basically manufacture the experience of somebody who was living in that locale. You would stay in their house, you'd swim in their pool, you would go to the coffee shop, you'd see what it would be like to live in Charleston or Atlanta or Miami or Austin or Phoenix. Airbnb was huge.

Hotels were closed and the ones that were open didn't have services. You couldn't go to the gym, couldn't get any room service. It made a lot of sense to be by yourself with the other people that you were quarantining with in an Airbnb and cook your own food and sit out on the porch or on the back deck. Well, the world has come roaring back and that has not been good for Airbnb.

Airbnb's revenues are plummeting. They're down nearly 50% in cities like Phoenix and Austin. The Airbnb collapse is pretty real. And now a lot of these, um, these, and here's what happened with Airbnb. And I'm not gonna rehash what I went through with Airbnb, except to say this, the crux of the problem that I had with those two women was that they expected me to clean up the house

after I had paid a cleaning fee in excess of $400. I did later threaten to kill them. That was in, but the catalyst for the whole issue, and I have them killed, I'm not gonna kill them, have them killed, put money behind it and do it right. But the issue, the catalyst for it was a, why am I paying a cleaning fee? In addition to then having to clean, it's, it didn't make any sense. It felt strange. It felt weird. So there was that whole big war. And of course, Airbnb

siding with them, which is fine. Now Airbnb is collapsing. Uh-huh. But what, what had happened is Airbnb started as like this funky cool thing and then the rules came. You can't be outside after 10 o'clock. No visitors. We're watching you on camera. If we see anyone that we don't, you know, if there's anybody's guy, they don't have a license they they can't be here.

If they're not checked in, if they're not an official guest, we don't want to see an Airbnb is weird and creepy. We used to check in Airbnb's that we were almost certain a guy was like, there are several minutes before you checked in. It was really weird. And we also felt a few times that they had entered the house when we weren't there when we came back. Airbnb is a criminal organization. A lot of disgusting people are renting their homes on Airbnb. They're, they're warriors, they're spying on you

and they're potentially dangerous. This is the reality. This is no joke now. Airbnb has gotten away with a lot for a long time with this. And I think people have to start understanding how vulnerable you and your family are when you go to an Airbnb.

A lot of the people who Airbnb out their homes are sick. They're sick. They're rapists, they're pedophiles, they're murderers. And the reason that they're trying to ensnare you in their disgusting home is so that they can kill you in your family. And that's why the, I'm not saying it's a bad business model. I'm just saying that 50% of ads of top 50%

because 50% of people want to live. They want to live. They want to live. They don't want their children to be kidnapped by the owner of the Airbnb, who's gonna make you clean the house up before they put you in a box in the basement. Have you ever met anyone who Airbnb their house? Let's be very honest.

Have you ever met these? No, no, no one will admit it. No one will tell you they do it. So whoever these sick freaks are, whoever these disturbed, I've only spoken a few people that have their houses on Airbnb and they're all without exception disturbed. They're disturbed. I don't trust them. Remember that Airbnb story we did a while ago where somebody checked in and it was all like satanic imagery and all kind of these are the types of people that are on Airbnb. Get up one of these people, uh, one of these Airbnb hosts, we'll listen to them in their own

words because I was like to give the opposing point of view time on my show. Of course Airbnb did not do that for me, but that's okay. What I have discovered through my limited dealings with people on Airbnb that are renting out their homes is that there's something not quite right with them. There's something not quite. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, dear. Here we are. Here's what we've learned and what we've earned after six months on Airbnb. And if you're new to the channel July of 2021, we bought this house. This is it. Hold that for a minute. So what this is interesting because this is again, this is a pandemic thing.

We're going to realize by the end of this, that this is this Airbnb, unlike Uber, that this is this Airbnb, unlike Uber, unlike some of the great advancements and achievements of our business community and our tech community, Airbnb is an aberration. It is unholy, it is satanic, it is demonic. We in a half months and then launched on Airbnb in November of 2021. And we documented that entire experience and we have it a weekly vlog series about what it's like to own an Airbnb in the Joshua Tree area. So if you're curious.

These were not the two, by the way, the two people I, they were lesbians. The two people that I had issues with on Airbnb were lesbians. And so it's not them. But this is what happened at Joshua Tree. A lot of people started coming up with these Airbnb's because everybody wanted an escape

and Joshua Tree for a certain type of person is a great escape. And I would like to know what they learned. What did they learn? What is a couple like this learn when they do Airbnb? Because usually the party line from all of these owners is that nobody respects my house. I just opened my house and people showed up and they started eating and living in it. I just wanted to make a little money but people started showing up shitting my toilet!

Yeah, you rented out your house, you pig! People showed up eating shit in my house! They're all angry that people dared to do the thing they paid to do, which is living the fucking house! This first section is on deep cleaning. Why it's necessary to- Okay. Yeah, let's hear why that's necessary. Deep cleaning is a must. We self manage our property. So we come

about once a month into a deep clean, where we just pull up all the rug, get under everything and just really make sure that the house is being maintained. Our cleaners really let us know what's going on in the house, kind of surface level. It just allows you to look in places that your cleaners don't normally do or, and it's your house so you know if something's wrong, something's out of place, something's gonna be it is.

These people are their neat freaks, but they're clean freaks, they're sick, there's something wrong with them. I love how they're like, we self-manage, and then they're like, our cleaners. It's like, we do everything but clean. That's what them Mexicans are for. These white devils, they're obsessed with their hat. They're sick. Do you see in their eyes of sick they are? They're sick in the head, these people. And they're obsessive about their fucking shit house. And all they care about is like,

how spotless it is, keep going. So yeah, here's more cleaning. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ That leads us to cleaners being the most important piece of your puzzle. When it comes to your Airbnb I cannot stress that enough We had some issues in the beginning trying to find a great cleaner out here in the high desert

So you definitely have to weed through the weeds to get to the gems It's a work in progress always because maybe something is out of place or whatever and it's always Communication is key when it comes to your cleaners and if you have a management company don't even listen to this because they're gonna be dealing with your cleaners But if you are managing it yourself, that's like my one of my full-time jobs is managing this house So I'm always Michael too always in constant communication with our cleaners and then letting us know what's going on and Just making sure I'm sorry. There's a spill in the sink. There's a spill in the sink.

Do something constant communication with the cleaners, lucky cleaners, huh? But these are the types of people. This thing with this group of people, there's a certain group of people who they gave their lives meaning're by buying and renovating a house. It's strange. And then opening it up for other people to live in and they're perpetually unhappy because they can't afford to live in their fucking house because they think there's this get rich quick scheme causes these people to renovate this house, make it really nice, and then do what they never wanted to do,

which has opened the doors to other people, and then they become angry at their guests. They become enraged at their guests, like they've done something wrong, and they write all these passive aggressive rules, and they tell them, it's basically like, hi, thanks for checking in now. Fuck you. And let me tell you why.

I'll tell you why. Look in their faces. They're unhappy that other people are coming into their home. Here's this section on reviewing bad Airbnb. Yes, this is a boy situation right here. For the first few months after you've launched your Airbnb, you're really relying on reviews and you're terrified of getting bad reviews, right?

But there's a thing called bad guests and they'll happen. And you're going to need to speak your truth when you have guests that didn't follow the rules. That is a huge thing that we've learned. We've had a couple bad guests and we've given them decent stars As far as the review and then within the review we say like what's up? What happened? So that other hosts know Maybe we don't want to book them or like caution when booking them because we know we rely on when somebody

Request to book our place we look at their reviews. And so we at first we didn't realize how important that was, but now that we've had bad guests, we realize just how important that is. And just stepping your ego out of it, that's a big lesson, removing your ego and just being like, hey, these are the things that you know, didn't really line up with our, with our checkout policy. Just do them in a nice way. Or checkout. Right. Because they want you before you check out of an You know, didn't really line up with our, with our checkout policy. Just do them in a nice way. Be the little poll, right? Cause they want you before you check out of an Airbnb, they want you to clean the entire house, you know, take, take every bottle of water.

God forbid, there's a bottle of water in the refrigerator that's half drank. That's what I got to get thrown out. The garbage is got to be out. The entire house has got to be cleaned, even though you paid a cleaning fee. Every towel's got to be washed and folded. It's like, guys, what's the fucking point? That's why the revenues are down 50% of people like her and him are going belly up. And I love that. Pitch the tent because this is what's happening. These people are out. They're being driven out of the market. They're being driven out of the market because they have a sick and twisted

obsession, okay? With this weird curated experience, they're trying to give people that required like when she's like, you didn't follow the rules. She's, you see, is your face when she said that? Is your face when she said that? She's, these are power hungry psychopaths that own these things. And when she said that, you didn't follow the rules. What she was basically saying is,

I get to boss other adults around. I get to give them bad ratings. I get to give them bad ratings. I get to give them a report card. I get to give them a report card. They didn't follow the rules. Am I shitboxed Joshua Patron? And you could slip out who they slip out every now and then who they really are. It was very hard to find a cleaner in the high desert.

You got a weed through a lot of weeds. It's very hard to find a cleaner in the high desert. You got a weed through a lot of weeds. It's very hard to find a slave in the desert. Can't find any slaves in the desert. There's not enough good slaves in the desert for me. All right, let's finish up with them. What do you, you don't need to piss anybody off? If you need to vent, go to your journal or your best friend. Not Airbnb like it's Facebook, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. So dogs are going to come into your house, whether you like it or not. And this is for our California and New York friends. We have gotten an abundance of requests asking, we love to book your house but saw you didn't have a pet, pets, we have an ESA animal. If it's a certified service animal, absolutely no problem. That's fake. ESA animal, no problem. Fake. But there is some sort of confusion and weird trickiness in the way people use the ESA animal. How are we, we can't charge for pet fees

for a guest who visits with an ESA animal. And that kills you. And we are not allowed to decline the presence of an ESA. And where it gets kind of tricky is you're not allowed to ask for. I actually go with them on this. It's fake. Because California's government is stupid.

They allow people to scam you by taking their dog to your house and saying it's an emotional support animal, which is fake and doesn't exist. It exists only for severe autism and blind people. Everyone else, that's it. And I mean severe autism, meaning like you're nonverbal or it's like five words. If you are not severely autistic or blind, you do not get to walk around with a dog

that you like to squeeze. It's all stupid, but they really can't say that. All right. Anyway, we're not going to go on and on with them. I they're no better or and no worse than the other people that are doing this. But what I'm telling you right now is that I'm very, very happy that this is happening to Airbnb because the American public are getting smarter. They don't want to be subject to this type of insane treatment when you're spending money. And to see these two, the passive aggressive anger,

how excited they get about rules and the checkout policy, it takes all the fun away from owning a house. It takes all the fun away from earning money. It takes all the fun away from earning money. It takes all the fun away for from providing service to people. And that's why Airbnb is collapsing. And the only people that anyone who's staying in Airbnb now is a fucking loser. Sorry. If you're an Airbnb now, you're, you're, you're a killer. You're, you're going to kill someone because there's no person I have not heard air. Am I wrong?

Are you guys hearing about people going to Airbnb's now? No hotels. It's hotels are back bitches. Airbnb's are no, what are you doing walking into somebody's house? What the fuck's that about? You freak? Go to a hotel. Let's kill this thing. Let's kill this thing once and for all. Let's get rid of Airbnb. Let's make it illegal. Let's see it for what it is. A place where violent white people do horrible things. Can we get rid of it now? Ladies and gentlemen, the American royalty tours on sale right now. timdillandcomedy.com,

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