The Tim Dillon Show - 355 - Free Lizzo

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

Tim dives into the Obama chef accident, Reese’s taking it too far, offers Lizzo advice and has good news for the family of the accused Gilgo beach killer. Pre-Order ‘Death By Boomers’ By Tim Dillon 👉 https://rb.gy/gafn4 SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Helix Sleep Go to HelixSleep.com/TimD for 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows Bespoke Post BoxOfAwesome.com & Use Code 'timdillon' ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Tim Dylan show. We are here and we have been absent from your computer screen for about 10 days. And we apologize for that. I was in Ibiza all summer in Ibiza and the Amafi coast and all of those places. And I'm there because I'm invited. And that's why I go. Because when you are doing whatever you're doing, I'm in Ibiza with my friends.

And I'm in the Amafi coast and the South of France and Denver, where I was. Actually, I was actually in Denver. I was in Denver, America's Ibiza, Denver. Colorado doing stand-up comedy comedy at the one of the greatest clubs in the world. The Denver comedy works. And we had amazing shows, even the Sunday show at 4 p.m. You forget how fun it is to do comedy for 300, 380 people. However, however big the room is, but it was intimate and was fun. And thank you to everybody that came out.

The American Royal T-Tort is on sale right now. TimDill and Comedy.com, all of my dates are up, including Carnegie Hall where I'm going to take my own life. So that is, whether you want to buy a ticket to a show after that, is something but I am ceremony to going to take my own life at Carnegie Hall after the show. But I'm kidding. Of course, the dates are on the website. We're not going to go through all the dates you can read. I like Denver. It's a town stuck in the 90s. It is oddly without an identity. And I don't know, it's not quite Portland in Seattle.

It's for people that like it a little weird, but not as far gone as Portland or Seattle. You want your girlfriend to be bisexual, not non-binary, if you're in Denver. You can have blue hair, you can finger your friend, but you gotta be a gender. It's Denver. And then if you go to Portland or Seattle, then you can really let fucking loose. But that's what Denver seems to be. You know, you see the people hiking,

it's the outdoors, the mountains, they don't know, they're empty vessels in Denver. They're trying to get filled up with something. And I'm bloated now because I was in Denver, the oxygen, because it's high altitude. And don't say, and know it all of you are going to say, I know what you're going to say. That's not what I know what's going to happen. Every comment, top comment, bloated because he's in Denver. But I know what you're going to say. It is a fact that at high altitudes people bloat. That is a fact that I have read

because the air in your stomach begins to, you know, and it just, you go out like that, endeavor because I was up at the altitude of around 5,000 something feet. And that is a huge reason for the bloating. And I know that many people will disagree with that or have their own, you know, snide remark. You can have a snide remark about it, but it's the facts.

It's true. But that's where I was. So that's, uh, I was not in a beef. Fah. Um, but to everyone who is, that's great. I'm not mad at anybody. Everyone's on vacation now. Everybody, every comedian,

every human being I know is on vacation somewhere cool. And I am not. Everybody I know is in Europe or Italy or Croatia. And I am in Denver eating a green chili, which is not good. Green chili is not good. I don't know what it is. It is not good. And I'm eating a green chili burrito, the bloating is the altitude. But I was eating a green chili, smothered burrito in Denver, not in Ibiza,

but in the mile high city Denver. And in that time that I was away from you all, I imagine I've heard about, and this is not a big deal, it's the summer and the Obama's killed a sex life. And it's such a, it's so strange to me that this even makes news and that any of you are shocked by this, there was a really hot chef who worked with the Obama's.

He's a hot chef, which by the way, immediately again, it's like, okay, even though chefs are getting hotter, Tafari Campbelli.p. paddle boarding death riddle cops left call log reporting obama's private chef drowning blank instead of came from two miles away as a refute reveal who he was with on the water if i was obama and i am and if i was gay which i am but i'm not black and i wasn't the president but if i was bisexual maybe, and I would have a hot chef, I would, and I would fuck the

hot chef. And if the hot chef, and this is again purely speculative, I don't know anything. I'm just telling you what I would do, what I would do. So don't say I'm spreading a conspiracy or entertaining anything. I'm telling you personally what I would do, what I would do. So don't say I'm spreading a conspiracy or entertaining. I'm telling you personally what I would do. I would fuck the hot chef. If the hot chef got mouthy, I would drown him in a pond. In Martha's Vinau, I would drown him in the pond.

That's what I would do. I don't know if that's what Obama did. I don't know if that's what he had. I don't know if that's what he had done. I'm just telling you, if that was me, it's very strange that anyone drowns in a pond. It can happen. Short can happen. These things can happen. He was supposedly a very strong swimmer. I think people were putting up videos of him swimming. Um, Martha's Vineyard Police left the reason for the 911 call reporting Obama private chef to far he can't believe it blank.

The night of the accident. Yeah, there was just maybe they didn't know there was just hours missing. They blacked like you can't request the public records of it for some reason. So they just you're never going to hear these nine more one calls. Usually they play them on the news. The Democrats run Martha's Vineyard. Yeah. They've done it. They've ran it since Teddy Kennedy.

And that bitch went in the water. They since they ran it. They've run it. That's their that's their island. The Republicans have Palm Beach, Jeffy Eps, just lame Trump. They have Palm Beach, Democrats have March's vineyard, the Hamptons a little bit for everybody. But that is a Democrat island and they take care of their own. They protect their own.

If somebody's dead and a pond, we don't know why that happened. They go, let's get to that. Now, this is sad. We don't know what happened clearly. It's a, apparently he was at their residence and they aren't there. Is that odd? Do you let the chef use the residents? I'm asking. I'm asking that. Even though he's a family friend, does the

chef get to use the estate in March is vineyard? When you're not there. The fuck he does, my chef, my chef, what are you cooking nights for? You're going to my state, which is, is this what we're being fed? That's the reality, right? No one's there. It's the chef. The chef calls Obama and goes,

I need some time to reflect. And Obama goes, why don't you stay at our house? Is this weird? Am I nuts? Am I crazy? I'm asking the qu- like, I don't know. I'm thinking how this goes down. Do they offer him the property?

Does she say this Michelle go like, Hey, if you ever want, you know, we got that space out there, we got that spot. Why don't you enjoy it? Is this what goes on? Does like Bill Clinton's dog walker go to his house when they're not there. Who's going to what's happening? Is the guy the chef or is he a family friend? I know he's a family. Do you have videos of him swimming? Yeah. Yeah. Here we go.

There's videos of this man swimming. Supposedly he drowned and I thought he was in the open ocean. Now, by the way, guys, don't comment me and say, at your conspiracy, Manga, I'm're a conspiracy monger. I'm not a conspiracy monger. I don't talk about anything that's not proven. I respect Obama and I respect Big Mike. And I won't ever entertain spreading narratives

that aren't true. If Big Mike says this happened, it happened. And I have no issue believing that. Let's see if this guy can swim. So this is him swimming from seven years ago, eight years ago. Well, what happened in those seven or eight years? He probably got even better as a swimmer. Let's see.

It's not great, he's not using his arms. Well, he's kicking. Okay, here he goes. He's got flippers on though, that's kind of cheating. He's doing fine. It's a pond. This man was murdered. So he became their chef.

Wow, the cleanse white-out chef. Wow, the Clint's White House chef. Now this is interesting. This is fun summer stuff. Is this true though Travis? There's several chefs that have died. Did you know that the Clint's White House chef also died from drowning in 2015? I saw this.

How does this have folks? Does anybody, is this, can you question anything? Is everybody shepherds that they're estate when they're not there? What, I mean, that's even more disturbing to me than them being drowned. Here we go. New York. Get the help off the property if they're not working Be listen if you are a chef and one of these motherfuckers goes use my house They're trying to kill you they want to kill you They don't want the chef in their house unless you're cooking them food Yeah, they don't want you in their fucking house It's the first rule of being rich you want to own a lot of houses

and have them be empty. To Fari Campbell's drowning parallels tragic death of Clinton, chef. What? The tragic drowning death of former White House sous chef and Obama's personal chef to Fari Campbell over the weekend. They're sadly similar to the premature demise of another White House kitchen veteran. Campbell's death comes just eight years after Walter Schraib. Schieb, who served as the White House executive chef from 1994 to 2005 and was found partially submerged in a ravine in the New Mexico mountains in 2015 is reported missing by his girlfriend on June 14th one day after he failed to return from a hike. Well maybe that's more reasonable because he's hiking out in nature.

I don't know. Now this guy Campbell is on a paddle board in a pond. Do you have any photo of the pond behind the, uh, Marzia's Vineyard property? Yeah. I'll never go into Marzia's Vineyard. You're not going to kill me. If I drown, they killed me. I'm an going to Mars's venue. You're not going to kill me. If I drown, they killed me. I'm an incredibly strong swimmer.

If I drown, I was murdered by the Obama's because so this is the pond and what is it called? It's pretty big. Is it at your town? No, hold on. I think it's at your town pond. It's pretty big. They have a, they have a stunning estate on Martha's Vineyard, which is a beautiful island off the coast of Massachusetts where wealthy celebrities and politicians, a lot

of political people have homes. And sadly, this Obama shaft was there alone. He was alone. What are they saying? He was alone in the house. Well, there was another person paddle boarding with him, but they won't say who it was yet. Okay. Fair enough.

The former first couple of purchase in nearly 7,000 square foot home on Marches Vineyard in Massachusetts, for 11.75 million. And that was in 2019. So somebody is paddle boarding with this guy. This guy is a medical emergency, which can happen. Stroke, shani rhythms, aortic, whatever.

And he goes down or the person paddle boarding with him. He says something like, you know, this thing with Barack, I want to talk about it. I feel like we had something. And then the person on the paddle board, because you can't do that. That's not the way the world works. And then he's like, yeah, but I just have to.

And they're like, it's, you know, it's, it's an int. And then they, they, you know, inject them with something on the board, because he's paddling and they paddle up to him and they get him. I mean, that's maybe, I don't know, and then it appears maybe like a heart attack or something. I don't know. I just know this is, this is very sad. I hope it's natural causes. I don't really know. I just find the entire thing strange to me. That doesn't mean that it's not valid or that doesn't mean that it obviously it's very tragic and I'm not trying to make light of the tragedy of it.

But if they killed him for a good reason, then that's what it is. And that's, you know, that's that, you know, that's a way to do it. Somebody's that, that's the weird shit happens around these people, around these people that run our country. Very strange things tend to happen. People are suicidal, people of all kinds of weird accidents, people get stuck in ravines, people collapse on paddle boards. This happens a lot around the people that run the country,

a lot of their employees, secret service agents, people that are tasked with spending the day-to to day with them, don't make it. They don't make it. So I don't know what they're watching. I don't know what they're walking in on during breakfast. I don't know what they're seeing. I don't know what conversations they're hearing late at night. But whatever it is, God is that a deadly job.

That is a hazard as a being around anyone who runs this country is a deadly job. That is a hazard is a being around anyone who runs this country is a hazardous job. And and and all we talk about is put and I'm not sucking off Putin because he won't let me know I'm kidding, but I won't I'm not what I'm saying is that all we talk about is that he's poisoning that one and he's poisoning that and he probably is. I have no doubt he gets, you know, gets a little acute with a couple of nerve agents over there. But the people that run this country, I mean, everybody's dead dog walkers are in these spontaneously combusting in flames.

Everybody that's near any of these people goes down in a pond or something. And I guess it could be an accident, but the numbers, they stack up. They just start stacking up. Antonin Scalia gets shot in the face by Dick Cheney, right? Who was it? Scalia died on a hunting trip. That's another fun one. shot in the face by Dick Cheney, right? It wasn't Scalia. Who was it? Scalia died on a hunting trip. It was, uh...

Right, that's another fun one. It was, it was, it was an executive. Right, Anthony Scalia died on a hunting trip, right? Yeah. But didn't he get shot by accident? Uh, no, not Scalia. Cheney shot. Scalia is still alive, no?

No, Scalia is dead. How did Scalia die? Scalia died from like natural causes on a hunting trip. Okay. But someone shot someone in the face. Yes, Cheney shot, who was it? Buh, that's it. There's a lot, my point is there's lots of accidents.

Harry, Harry Wittington, that's who Dick Cheney shot. There's tons of accidents to be around, just being around these people, his hazardous to your health, anywhere near around these people, is hazardous to your health. Anywhere near any of them, people end up dying. It's shot in the face. They fall into a pond.

And maybe it's all a coincidence, and maybe it's an accident, but I'm just saying, maybe it's best to not surround yourself with those in those circles. It seems best to not be in the Obama estate when they're not there. What good will come of that, I wonder.

What good will come of that? I was invited to stay at my boss's home and he's not there. Oh, I wonder what will happen. My boss who I might have had a few interesting moments with perhaps maybe. Don't drown me. Don't even try to drown me because I will yell. If you try to drown me, I will yell at the beach and it'll be, it'll be very embarrassing for everyone.

And it will scar the children watching it. If people try to drown, you have to old school drown me. Like you have to, like put me in a dunk tank and it'll be very crude. Um, I'll move on from, I don't want to, I don't want to keep talking about this. I feel bad. RIP to this person. I don't know. There's no information. This is the other thing with this. There nobody will ever know anything about any of these things ever. And it will eat. You'll just either way go. Okay. I don't know. You know, it won't. It will matter or it won't.

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cut. Like there, there should be laws now with some of the restaurants like there should actually be laws. I'm actually I believe a little bit like you know Michael Bloomberg towards the end of his run Got very nanny state He started to behave like a petty dictator. He wanted to ban smoking and ban large sodas and I think he didn't really even love Vehicles in the city like he wanted just it to be simply pedestrian. Like he had a lot of ideas that were kind of infringing on people's personal freedom. But maybe this is why people can't have personal freedom.

Let me, the Reese's peanut butter cup is the best candy in the world. It has been for years. Why, Why ratios? Ratios. It is a perfect ratio of chocolate to peanut butter. That's not a novel concept. I'm sure I've said it. Millions of people have said it. That's what makes things good. Ratios, sandwiches, what makes them good ratios. How much meat, how much cheese, how much bread, how much whatever. The reason peanut butter cup is absolutely perfect as it is.

It should only be altered maybe once a year during Easter for that egg, which isn't good. Where they put it in the form of an egg because of the holiday and because of Christ. But maybe that's the only time we don't need to do like Oreo. I think kind of bombed when they tried to go too crazy and we got to ban the Franken food. Like the Oreo cake stir, it's a cake. It's not a, it's a cake that's shaped like a cookie that you eat.

You eat, it can't happen now. We have a problem in this country cuts like a very big problem. We have to ban Franken food, things that like the donut burgers, like the things that aren't of nature, not that a peanut butter cup grows on a tray, but you know what I mean. The things that push it to the edge, where it's heinous, where people look at it and there's a grimace on their face, because they can't even imagine eating this crap. We have to use the power of the government now

to stop this, stop the pop-ups in Times Square. You don't need, like, there was an M&M store. Now every candy, cereal, there's a pop up experience where you can go in and with your children and feed them garbage in like a fun Disney-esque environment. We don't need it anymore. And I think it's hurting people. So now here's the article that made me convert, I'm fully converted to this by the way. I fully believe you will not find this in Europe.

You will not go to France and have stuff your own one pound giant peanut butter cup, stuff your own one pound giant peanut butter cup. Stuff your own one pound peanut butter cup. Happy summer, by the way. Do you know sweaty, by the way, in a majority of the country right now, you can't even walk outside because it's so hot. Your tits are sagging and there's a rash

under your tits right now. Most people, not all of them, but a lot of them statistically, they have a tit rash. Gender unimportant. They have a, a, a, a rash and they are ignoring and they're, I guess, smearing ushering on it. So they can go walk to get the big one pound peanut butter cup. Show the video of this. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. It is like the self-serve frozen yogurt concept, which I had a great bid on

and my first comedy central half-hour that I believe is available in Canada right now because they did not show it anywhere or market it. Thanks, Comedy Central. Appreciate it. Now, that being said, there is a, the self-suffer frozen yogurt concept is you go in, you choose, it's like Chipotle, you know, you choose the mixins, you choose the things you eat. This is failed miserably. By the way, this idea that Americans should be able to choose. That's why the breeders at Chipotle can't close. That's why the self-surfrosi-yogur costs $38 because Americans cannot handle the freedom

of choosing what goes in their body. It needs to be banned. Now Reese's has something called Stuff Your Cup, which is disgusting. Families that go to this, this should be like to catch a predator. They should go right to jail. A family that takes their fat kids to stuff their Reese's cup should go right to jail afterwards because everybody's going to be a legless pig very

soon. I'm telling you, I'm at least riding a novel, shitting on my parents for what they did to me with food. Save yourselves, Reese's stuff's your cup. Let's watch a little bit of this, please. Draco World in Hershey, Pennsylvania, you can make a custom one pound Reese's peanut butter cup. Choose some of variety of your favorite mix. Listen how sick this is by the way. So it's at Hershey is it at is it the theme park?

Yeah. So it's at Hershey what do you call Hershey Park? So at Hershey Park there's the peanut butter cup experience or whatever. Stuff your cup. So at Hershey Park, there's the peanut butter cup experience or whatever. Stuff your cup. It's a one pound chocolate cup. They put peanut butter in it. This is where it gets a little bit like being John Malkovich.

They put crushed up peanut butter cups in the cup. So you have a cup made of chocolate and then peanut butter and then crushed up peanut butter cups in the cup with Reese's pieces and other things. I mean, you and they're eating this, it's 90 degrees. It's 90 degrees and they're eating it. It's 90, it's melting all over their faces and they're eating it. Let's keep watching.

Watches they're folded in the fresh peanut butter direct from the factory right down the road. It's like cold stone, but they do with peanut butter. This is so good. Your peanut butter is then transferred into a cup made of real chocolate. It's a box. We add a few more toppings. Oh.

And then the chocolate lid. What is this for? It is then wrapped and ready for you to take home to share or keep all to yourself. What? Why would they even make that joke? You could take it home to share or... I mean that, that's truly... And I've eaten some bad stuff and I know that doesn't shock anyone. That is bad.

You cannot be taking your kids. You cannot be taking your kids to that. If you have any love for them as parents you have to tell them no. Mommy, daddy, can we go to stuff your cop? No, we can't.

No, we can't. And you know why? Just where you tell them? Because the people that are going to stuff your cop are gonna be dead. Do you wanna be dead? Do you wanna be dead soon? No?

Okay, we're not going to stuff your cop. Cause you're gonna drop dead. Tell them, use the word. You're going to drop dead. If we give you a big cup of peanut butter with fucking, look at that potato chips. And bacon. I'm looking at potato chips.

Is that bacon? You can put potato chips and bacon bits and fold them into peanut butter. I mean, I, I, I gotta be honest. It's, it's so, it doesn't even seem good. But that's where we're at now with food. It's like the new foods are so over the top. They know people are going to get mad. By the way, where's the outrage of this? It's a cancel them.

You cancel Dylan Movani in Bud Light. How about canceling these? Pee, they want your kids eating bacon bits and peanut butter? And you're not gonna get a K that's at least as bad as seeing Dylan Mulvaney's fucking Face on a bun like that probably a hell of a lot worse They're normalizing just and by the way you know kids imitate shit So they're just gonna be sitting at home with peanut butter on the counter. Smashing it with all kinds of crap in it. They got stuffing my cup. Hey, mom and dad,

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that will happen will be some type of war. Because if you are a king or a queen, from the time you are crowned, people are only thinking about how you are going to be deposed, how you are going to be knocked off the throne. And Lizzo has become the queen of certainly fat women and the queen of body positivity. The queen of you can do it regardless of size. The queen of you look good no matter what you're wearing. The queen of damn bitch, you go girl. You do you. She's the queen of that type of attitude.

Be a beautiful at any size. Big is beautiful. Bigger is beautiful. Don't shame me. Don't mock me. Don't marginalize me. I am what I am. And she's become the queen of that. And she takes a lot of hatred about her body from people, let's say nasty things. She also takes a lot of criticism from people that think

she promotes an unhealthy body image. It would, you know, be if I as a big person were crusading for everyone to be like me. And in my attitude with fat people is I respect them. I don't sleep with them. I'm too rich. And I don't have very many of them as friends. They have to be watched very closely. I have many fats that I employ. Sloth like people. And sometimes unmotivated. Sometimes they have to be, you have to light a fire under their sizable ass to get something going. Not always, but I'm just saying I've had mixed, mixed reviews with some of the fat people I've hired. And Lizo had the show, which I make fun of. I make fun of it in my act. show, which I make fun of. I make fun of it in my act. I make fun of it. It's called Watch Out for the big girls. And this was a show where Lizzo said, I want to have fat

back up dance. He, by the way, I wish I could sit down with her because Lizzo is now with this story about to be a fan of the Tim Bill and show. I can always point to, I saw when David Dobrik had that issue, he, I said, he's about to become a fan of the Tim Bill and show. You can always pinpoint the moment in someone's career when they become a fan of the Tim Bill and show. Lizzo, whether you know it or not, you are about to become a fan of the Tim Bill and show, because now you're going to start to hear things with Virgin ears.

New, new, you're going to start to hear things with Virgin ears. New, new, you're going to be, it's Virgin ears because the, you're going to actually hear me for the first time. After this event, you're going to hear me for the first time and you're going to go, you know, some of what he's saying makes sense. Number one, what a mistake to hire 10 Lizzo's to, to be, if you look or sound like me, I am throwing you in front of a train. There is zero this idea that she's going to create

a community of fat Lizzo's that are all going to get along and love each other, that they're not going to turn around and go, why is this bitch the lead when they all look like her? And they all are like her and they all are icing their fucking ankle after the number and everybody is going, why is this bitch the? So what Luzo tried to do is she said, we're going to have a show called Watchout for the big girls where I'm going to get all these fat backup dancers and I'm going to

put them behind me. And it's going to be a celebration of the body and of the big girls dancing and everything like that. And and then so predictably, like everything, they turned on her. They turned on Lizzo. Number one, they turned on her because they said they were weight-shamed by Lizzo because there's a point when you're too fat. And Lizzo probably said, listen, we're all fat. We got to behave here because when you have so many fat people together, they can influence each other in negative ways. And maybe Lizzo walks in on two of these dancers and they are eating a peanut butter out of the jar together and

pouring it out like the poo wood with honey. You know, two of them are in the room and Lizzo goes, well, hey, guys, we got rehearsal right now. And these women are, they just have their fingers in the jar of peanut butter. And they're just licking it off. And these women are, they just have their fingers in the jar of peanut butter and they're just licking it off. And Lizzie goes, listen, I'm a fat bitch. I get it. But you have to be professionally fat, you know? So this is the issue when you have a bunch of fat people in bat is all you everybody, you know, it's like a bunch of junkies. You're a bit in a house with a bunch of junkies. And then certain people start deciding who's like being too much of a junkie. I used to hang out in crack houses where certain people would like, they'd be sober for an hour

and they would turn around to somebody else and they'd go, you got to get your rack together. Because that's what junkies do. In the same way, when you have a bunch of fat people and somebody's been on keto for 13 minutes, they start looking at everybody else going, look at this fat pig. Look at that piece of shit, huh? There is a dysfunction inherent in such a community where all of these people are big. It's a thing. You know what?

Everybody's not supposed to be fat. everybody's not supposed to be fat. Everybody's not supposed to be gay. Everybody's not supposed to be anything. They're supposed to be, you know, you, you, you, it's like a little bit. You give a couple of fat people here, a couple of gay people here, a couple of trans people here. It makes it interesting not everybody,

Oberlin College 70% of you can't be gay, non-binary, LGBT, whatever. That's not the thing. Like it's a sprinkling. You can't just have every fat person in the world on a tour bus. Can you imagine Lizzo's tour bus pulling up in your town? And it's just one after the other. It's almost like the eight wonders of the seven wonders of the world. When every single woman gets off that tour bus, each one fatter than the last. And they go, that's the concert. Those are

the dancers. Formal iso dancers were weight-chained and pressured while there's strip club. Here's the other thing I want to say if you're a fat person and you hire fat people, one of the fun things to do is to call them fat. You can't call your thin employees fat, although that is fun too. And you know, if you are thin, it's mean to call fat people fat, but but it's kind of like the N word, which I don't use because I'm not black. But if I have a fat employee, I should be able to call them fat, fatty boom, fatty. I should be able to call them piglet.

I should be able to make jokes about their weight because I am also fat and that entitles me to make jokes about their weight and demean them. And if they can't handle that, they should not have taken the job. That is one of the benefits of a fat person who hires fat people. And you, you curry favor with your thin employees by brutalizing the fat ones in front of the thin ones. I will make fun of my fat employee in, in front of one of my thin ones. And the fat one, you know, frontly goes away, said into the other room.

And me and the thin one have that moment of like, look what we just did to that fatty. It's a bonding experience, okay? Like we're not gonna surf together, me and the thin one, but we can make fun of the, the, the, the pick I've hired. Now, so Lizzo, and by the way, Lizzo is smoking and joint right now in West Hollywood

listening to this gun. God. I wish this didn't make sense. I wish this didn't make sense. Three of Lizo's former dancers have accused the singer of sexual harassment and creating a hostile work environment in a lawsuit filed Tuesday. They also alleged that she pressured one of them to touch a nude performer at an Amsterdam club. They went to a strip club and subjected the group to quote excruciating audition and excruciating audition after leveling fall securizations that they were drinking on the job.

So they're basically saying she's some type of a emotional terrorist going after everybody accusing them of drinking, heranging them about their weight. And when they go to a strip club, I think I read the thing about the strip club. She was basically like, touch this naked. Uh, male dancer and she'd like, got a chant going like, do it, do it, do it. The person felt uncomfortable and then they finally did it. And, uh, you know, it's kind of like drunk in shenanigans at a strip club.

I mean, I know that, you know, certain people will see that as inappropriate to me. I don't know. You know, I don't know how the inappropriate that is. It's not like Lizzo's going around sexually harassing the dancers. You know, the suit filed in the Los Angeles Superior Court and provided to NBC News by the plaintiffs law firm also accuses the captain of Lizzo's dance team of prostilatizing to other performers and deriding those who had premarital sex while, while sharing nude fantasies, simulating oral sex and publicly discussing the virginity of

one of the plaintiffs. Let me read that again because there's a lot there. It also accuses the captain captive Lizzo's dance team of prostilatizing to other performers. So I think she was a Christian and she was telling people that they, she was kind of being evangelizing and deriding those who had premarital sex.

So she's saying you were a whore, I'm a Christian, but then she was also at the same time sharing lured fantasies, simulating oral sex and publicly discussing the virginity of one of the plaintiffs. So we got a whole host of issues that these dancers are upset about, right? The hostile work environment, saying sexual harassment, the superings claims for religious and racial harassment, false imprisonment. I mean, what is that?

Interference with perspective, economic advantage and other allegations. Not every claim was brought against each defendant. I mean, Lizard, people can bring a lawsuit for anything and I'm sure these lawyers think that they're going to get a chunk of money or that Lizzo is going to settle. This is meant, I think, to tarnish her image. And this will teach someone a lesson. And I think it should teach Lizzo a lesson. someone a lesson. And I think it should teach a list of a lesson. Um, when you elect to be the mayor of the fat people and the mayor of the body positive and the mayor of you got to remember this folks. And I don't, by the way, I don't attack people. Um, unless I feel that, eh, it's funny, or be that they are wrong. If they're wrong, I will say, when Meghan Markle and Prince Harry do something, I pounce because all of the things that they do are so transparently vulgar.

Most of them are lies and the ones that aren't lies are distorted to a point where it becomes ridiculous. And all of those things come from a bad place. It's a place of wanting to be famous, wanting to have power over people, wanting to control people, wanting to force people to believe a certain thing. So that's why I pounce on them. Here's the thing with Liz, and this is why I'm not attacking Lizzo. I don't know, and we've made fun of Lizzo a bunch. Lizzo forced answers to eat bananas

from sex workers for China's during, well, this is, hold on, I was just about to say I wasn't really coming down here. Hard on Liz Lizo only because what I'm saying is when you say hostile work environment, all these things, right? I need to note the specifics of what's going on. However, this article seems maybe to provide them. Lizo force dancers, three of Lizo's former dancers are suing the good as hell performer

former dancers are suing the good as hell performer, as well as big girl, a big girl, big touring, big girl, big touring. And Shirley and Quigley for allegedly subjecting them to indoor weight. Okay, we know that. Okay, so apparently the Amsterdam thing. So apparently they were in Amsterdam and earlier this year, and then that's when the banana incident happened. But what is the banana incident? Let's, let's try to find this here. Uh, because again, I, I have to judge these claims based on their merit. Now, the headline is Lizzo forced. Uh, okay, here we go. The laws and states, things quickly got out of hand at this Amsterdam strip club. Lizzo began inviting cast members to take turns touching the new performers, catching dildos launched from the performers of China's and eating bananas, protruding from the performers

of China's. The suit also claims Lizzo allegedly pressured and goaded someone Someone named Davis, I guess is one of the dancers. Yeah, I read this into touching one nude performers, breasts. The plaintive also claims that just months later, Lizo 35, deceived them once again into attending a nude show. They're by quote robbing them of the choice not to participate. So what you have there is Lizo likes to get maybe some freaky stuff. She likes to go to the strip club.

She likes to get maybe some freaky stuff. She likes to go to the strip club. She likes to get turned up. She likes to get wild. She's got bananas. It's always food, isn't it? She has bananas flying out of the pussies of these dancers and she's making people eat it. It is way over the line for sure. But did these girls in the moment have a problem with this or was this something

that after the night out? Because I could see this being uncomfortable with, they're all drunk and Lizzo's be like, and then, you know, the rest of them are, you know, everybody's drunk and everybody's kind of, and people kind of be like, ooh, gross, but like, nobody really makes it clear how uncomfortable they are. And then they do this stuff and then they do they decide afterwards. Like this is, this was way too far. This was over the line. I don't know. I think, I think Lizzo's made a few big mistakes in her career. I think one of them is going in the direction of

virtue and just saying like, not just being like, hey, I'm fat, it is what it is. Saying, like, I'm going, I will be your queen. Always a mistake. Always a mistake. I will be your queen. And then inviting her fat subjects to the strip club. And then they turn on her. Because that never works when you go,

I'm gonna be your queen. It never works. Lizzo, it does it work. You now have to understand that you're just a singer who's fat. You're not, it's not a revolutionary thing. You know how many fat people have talked to the microphones? A lot of them.

You know how many fat people live in in a microphone? A lot of them. You have any fat people living in famous? Many, many, many. Even fat black women have been fucking famous. Hurt of Oprah? You're not the first in line to the throne here. You're the first social media star who's actually a very good singer and a really great musician who felt all of this

pressure coming at you from these people to say, well, our movement needs a queen, be this queen. And you took on that mantle. And now, you know, people in your orbit have turned on you. And they want to take you off that throne and they want you to come in. I don't know what Lizzo has a Lizzo issue to statement. How she denied this. I mean, has the woman,

because all we've heard is from her, you know, big girls. This is by the way, completely predictable in every way. When you watch the show, the big girl show, and you see all of these people, they all have trauma, right? Everybody has traumas, everybody goes, you know, here's why I'm overweight,

or here's why I'm big. I have trauma, I was never this, I was never that, I was never respected, I was like, you know, here's why I'm overweight or here's why I'm big. I have trauma. I was never this. It was never that. It was never respect. It was like, you know, so a lot of these traumas are going to come out. It is her IG being lit up are people like going crazy on her IG. Did she lock the comments? Yes, she hasn't posted in a while.

No, but I mean, what her most recent thing, usually when scandals happen, like the most recent thing, you know, will be like, it's very funny. Sometimes I mean, you'll see like the most recent photo, you know, will be like, it's very funny. Sometimes I mean, you'll see like the most recent photo of somebody, they're like, shirtless on a beach and they have like a goofy caption. And then like literally the next line will be answer the allegations. And it's just like such a, it's like such an unfortunate final photo to have before social media hiatus. Answer the allegation, she was 16. I don't know what Lizzo does now.

I don't know if she can, does she fight it? Here's what she should do. Lizzo should get super thin. It's now time to throw fat people under the bus. Put the ozemic in the vein. Get hot, get thin, declare war on fat people. Write a book. Lizo, listen to me. Yeah, here they are. Here in the comments. So you're out there fat, shaming your dancers, the audacity. Read the fucking room. You got exposed. So they're coming at Lizzo. Listen to me. Listen to the Thimdele and Shroom. I'm going to tell you how to be okay.

I'm going to tell you. Listen to me. I want you to look at me. I know you're watching. I know people that know you. Listen to me. The time for fat is over now. You've made enough money off the pigs. It's time to leave the barn. God, I could do these. I could never stop with these. I could do these for hours. It's time to leave the barn, okay? Here's what you have to do.

You have to get hot. You have to write a book about wellness. You have to go, you have to denounce the facts. You have to say it was all wrong. You were wrong. You weren't thinking. You were in a haze of insomnia cookies, postmates. You have to, you know, you have to, it's, you need to be on the Joe Rogan experience. My good friend Joe Rogan, you go on there and you say, Joe, I am thin now. A thin Lizo on the Joe Rogan experience is the future of her career. You need to change turn from this fat mainstream and become hot. Turn around, say, I was wrong.

I shouldn't have done that. I didn't mean to. I was acting out. I knew it wasn't right. At night, me and all the other dancers would just stuff our faces with food. Our joints were weary. We were icing all of our joints after the dance. You know, we were just bloated at high altitude and Denver, trying

to do a show at the Colorado Springs Air Force Academy farting and shitting all over the place. It was wrong and I'm sorry, but now I'm hot. And I disowned the fat people. They are, I am no longer the queen of fat people. Lizzo, look at me and watch me. Don't make the mistake. Don't get fat or God forbid. Get thinner now. Hot Lizzo. Salad Lizzo. Lizzo comes out with keto salad dressing, yes or yes.

There are so many economic opportunities, I should charge for this advice. There are so many economic opportunities right now. You've milked them enough, the fats. You've squeezed on the rudders. You've milked them enough. It's time to get the healthy, the rogany crowd, the wellness people, the people that do yoga, that are reading about water filtration systems, the people that are what non-GMO like

Lizzo and you could, like her song is good as hell, like imagine a Lizzo song from a thin lizard which is like, I used to be a pig. I was gross. I was disgusting. But now I'm hot and hotness is real. And it would be huge. It would be huge. My legs used to chase rashes on my back and under my titties cause of the sun

But now I'm thin, my vagina smells much better now I'm hot, Lizzo is hot, and I'm gonna go to heaven Oh, I'm gonna go to heaven with my new thin pussy. Girls, if you got a thin pussy, put your hands in the air. I mean, that was free-siling, free-balling it, but maybe that is good, but that is the advice for her. You cannot double down. You can no longer be the queen of the hogs and the heifers. It is time to move on. That is your free advice. Heat it or

perish. I want to also talk about the Gilgoboch thing because I have not, you know, covered this at all because I've been methodically taking it in. I've been reading. I've been thinking I've been talking to friends. I have a friend that lives in the area. He tried to walk his dog around there. Of course, they have this very elaborate, you know, they've closed the street down and everything else. And, you know, it's a big crime scene. And the wife of Gilgill Gilgo murder suspect Rex Hewerman files for divorce as woman shares Eerie encounter with him. I don't know if I love the wife filing for divorce here.

I don't think that that maybe is called for. I do think it's funny that he, I mean, what a boomer. He's out. He goes on this creepy date. And the woman that he won on the date with was like, he was so excited to talk about the Gilgoboch murders. And he sat right up and he knew all these weird details and she's very uncomfortable with it.

And, you know, so this guy, he would go around a bar and he would, and he would just talk about the Gilga Beach murders and he would go on date. So this is interesting because this is kind of a commentary a little bit on the suburbs and the hidden life and the hidden life and the secret life and it's the Dr. Jackal, Mr. Hyde component. You have this guy. He's an architect. The thing about him, which is interesting is he's a very mediocre guy. He's not really rich. He's not incredibly successful. Yet he is also not broke. He is a middle probably successful. Um, yet he is also not broke. He is a middle class or maybe upper middle class long Island dad. He's got two kids, he's got a wife. He's not particularly

heinous looking. He's of course not good looking, right? But he's a very mediocre middle of the road. Long Island guy with a rumbled, you know, collar wrinkled polo shirt. You wouldn't think twice about him. You would see him picking up something at the grocery store for his family dinner. way. And yet he's out there murdering sex workers and depositing their bodies and Gilgopitch. And it probably excited him because he probably had a very boring life. And this was his way of kind of, you know, doing something exciting, you know, picking up these sex workers and then taking them down to Gilgobach and murdering them. Me and Ray talked about this on the Patreon and literally he was discovered the next week. It's very interesting. Who is listening to this show? Who was listening? Who is listening to this show?

Who is listening? Does the wife, the wife hasn't given any interviews, right? I mean, on camera, no. And I mean, we don't know much about this guy either. It is funny that two kids will have to eventually tell people that my wife is the... I'm sorry, my father is the guy who killed those hookers at Gilgog. You know the Gilgog Beach killer? That's my dad. Um, what are his kids do? They haven't visited him in jail. Is that the family? Let's take a look at that family. They have not visited him in jail yet, which you know, by the way, I don't love

this. I don't love the not visiting him in jail. I don't love the divorce. I think that a family means something. And you know, out of sheer morbid curiosity, you're not going to be, do you know if my dad was the Gilgob Beach killer, I would be so happy to talk to my father. Do you know what interest it I would be in talking to my father? And I love my father. But do you know how much more interesting he would be to me

if he had killed four hokers in Gilgobah? I would be at the jail every day. Every day, be like, Dad, how did this happen? What did it feel like? Are you into this? Do you think I'm into this? You're a murderer? Dad, what's the deal?

What night did it happen? Like, I would be so interested in it. And I know that, you know, I guess it's different when you're actually going through it, but literally I'm not kidding if my father was to Gilgobie each murderer. I'd be like, well, this is such a fascinating and these people, what are they doing? No offense, Hugherman family, but look at you.

One of them is a backpack on the wrong way. You know, it's to me, it's like this family should kind of, but listen, let's, let's be honest here. why don't you embrace this? This is your shot. This is actually your only shot to get it, to do anything on this planet. The only time anyone's gonna ever listen or want to hear you talk is in conjunction with this case. Your dad did a good thing here You're a little bit for you.

He kind of did. There's, there was a humdrum existence of nothingness that lie ahead of you. There might be a book, there might be a movie, there might be a mini series. You might be now something because your father cut those bitches up at Gilgobitch. You might be capital.

I would cap, I would be capitalizing on it immediately. Now, you got to get over that he did it. That's number one. Your dad's a murderer. Get over it. See a therapist, work out or more likely have a sandwich, whichever long island way you wanna handle it. Now, once you get to the other side of that,

dad's a murderer, start thinking about striking while the iron sawed. Because to me, this is the most interesting thing that has happened to these people. My father was the Gilgobeech murderer. My husband was the Gilgobeech murder. And I think you'll find that people won't care that much negatively. I actually think you're going to be cool now.

I think people will like you now. I actually think this is a positive all around for everyone, except the victims. We have, of course, and this man that got caught, it's not good. But this is something that's actually, you are the coolest person in every party right now. You are the coolest, you've never been the coolest person at the party. You've never, I can tell by looking at all of you. You've never been the coolest person at the party. You've never, I can tell by looking at all of you. You've never been the coolest person at the party. You're the coolest person at every fucking party right now. You're the coolest and most interesting member of every friend group

you've ever been a part of right now. Because of nothing you've done because of your father. Utilize this. This is actually to be honest with you, not the worst thing that has happened to you. This is not the worst thing. Yes, you have to wrestle with the idea that your father is a violent psychopath. Move on. It's interesting, though. You know, you can take that and run with it. And there might be something good to get to. Use it.

I mean, this is the time to really examine your life and I just think it's a very personally, I feel it's a very exciting time of renewal for that family. It's maybe, and people might not agree with this, but in my mind, it's probably the best thing that could have happened.

Make that photo bigger, make it bigger. This is the best thing that could have happened to those three people. Without question, without question, this is a good thing ultimately for those three people. There's no way he was such a great dad. There's no way. Now you are, you've become interesting.

Your life has stakes. Now it matters. You get up every day and your examining things, your heart is racing. People are staring at you, they're judging you. You're taking long drives on the loop, Parkway at 1 a.m. The music's blasting.

You're in it. The life that was passing you by that everyone else seemed to be living. The interesting shit that everybody else went through on reality shows or in magazines. Now it's happening to you. I mean, and they don't even seem grateful, but maybe somewhere down deep they are, but this is life now. You have to sink your teeth into it.

I don't know. I just, I can't understand people that ought to don't go at this head first. They want their privacy. Well, that's done. And it's America and it's 2023. Nobody wants their privacy. Nobody. Nobody wants their privacy. Does it say what the kids do for a living? Does it say what they do? I know one was pretty young here, hold on.

I think it makes you, I think those things are actually good in a relationship to have to admit your father is a Gilgob each killer because it's again, it's bonds you. So the wife is 60. She was married to racks for over 20 years. They have two children, a daughter of a Tory of 26 and a special need son, Christopher, who's 33. All right, well, the special need son, who's 33, we can't expect him to really capitalize too much on this. And, you know, but Victoria 26 really should.

You know, and what is the wife say here? Google beach husband, Rex, human's wife, break silence because my children are cry, cry themselves to sleep. Her adult children cry themselves to sleep. Well, I, well, I gotta be honest with you. It's because it's because, you know, that, that may need to happen for a few nights, but then I think we need to see this, you know, differently.

We gotta look at this to a different lens. And I would just say that, dude, I would reconnect, like, if my friend's dad did this, I would call him immediately. And I would be like, I would reconnect with that person. Dude, how, I mean, think about it. Is there anything better? And by the way, I kinda hope one of my friends that does do something like this.

So I could reconnect with them, we're just taking a walk and I'm like, man, what's been going on? He's like, that's a fucking murderer. And immediately you're close with someone again and you're really good friends with them again. And it's like, it's actually amazing. It's actually preferable if someone's father's a murderer, because then you can

connect with them on a deep level here. So I just actually don't feel bad for the, no offense. I don't feel bad for the family. I feel bad for the hookers who died and I feel bad for the guy who got caught. The guy who got caught, I feel bad for and I feel bad for the hookers. But as far as a family, if you're 26 and you can't find a way to spin this in a gold, fuck you.