The Tim Dillon Show - 357 - Suburban Villain

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. What are, what's everybody mad that Obama came out? So why is that, why is that a big deal that he came out? I think it's, uh, right? The little twink from Stranger Things came out and then they're honoring him. We'll get to that later. And, but, but I'm, I'm happy that everyone comes out. Why are people mad that the president of the United States came out of the closet?

What's the big deal? You don't know everything about these people. It's kind of nice to learn things about them as you go. I mean, I think that's kind of cool to like, you know, you don't know everything about all these relationships. They're, you know, they're mysterious. And Barack Obama wrote to an ex in a letter. I make love to men daily, but in the imagination. Yeah, I mean, is that such a big deal that he's having gay sex fantasies in his imagination and yet none in real life ever, even if you're the president, you can't arrange a twist with a guy that you might then later drown?

What's wrong with it? What's the big deal? The more than 40 year old letter to an ex-girlfriend recently resurfaced after Obama biographer David Garrow gave a long and winding interview on the one time commander in chief. In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present. Our refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless force of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination, Obama 21 wrote to Alex McNear in November of 1982. That's when he was Barry. He further wrote, my mind is androgynous to a great extent. And I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed

to men, but in returning to the body. This is what if you want to have fun, you drive through a Del Taco. And when they say, are you ready, you just read this letter and you go, I see that I have been made a man and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency. He added, McNear who dated Obama during his year at Occidental College in LA later redacted the salacious paragraphs, which the Pulitzer Prize winning historian, Carol hunted down and included in his tomb rising star. Well, I don't know.

I don't know what any of that. It's a guy who's trying to impress a girl by telling her he's trying to be a conceptual. And he's talking about the masculine and the feminine. And he's also saying that he has sex with man or makes love to them in his imagination. I don't know if that is coming out of the closet. It's not coming out of the closet, right? It's it's something there. I don't think he's addressed it. I don't think he said anything about it. It just, the text stands as is, we support him. We support him. And that's really what it comes down to. I have nothing but good things to say about his decision, which is in his decision, but his biographer's decision to include this lovely note about his predilection for having

homosexual fantasies, which a lot of people probably have, but that's a thing you don't know. Like for example, Bill Clinton cheated on his wife. It, you know, remember, he cheated Bill Clinton on his wife. And I mean, she was a beautiful, lovely woman. But he cheated on her. President George H.W. Bush, like President Bush's wife, Laura Bush, killed someone with her

car. But we don't, we don't, we don't know much about that. We barely talk about it because it's not that big of a deal. You know, George W Bush wasn't really like the Bush family did a great job convincing you that they were like hard scrabble Texas ranchers, but they were preppy New England wasps. But they felt that it would be a better cell. If they were hard scrabble like W's like a rancher. He's in Crawford.

He's clearing brush. You know, that was all fake. And maybe Obama's gay. We don't know. We don't know a lot about these people. They just rule us. It's not our business all the time. You know, they're mysterious.

His name was Barry. Barry Satara. Now he's Barack Obama, right? Isn't that his name? That was his name. So, you know, the one guy who became the president that we knew the much about, that we knew the most about, the one guy that we knew the most about, like he was in the news for 40 years before he became president was the game show host who said I want to have sex

with my daughter. But that's the one we knew. We vetted him. That was Trump. We vetted him. We knew him. He was a wrestling heel. You know, he had fudes with fat people on the view.

We knew him. The rest of these people, we don't know them. We don't know them at all. And then there, we retroactively get to know them because somehow whenever they get into the public eye, there's like 12 biographies of them that are ready to go, just ready to drop. And there's all of these biographies that they all supposedly wrote, they had all this time to write these biographies and run for president and be a senator and they and then we get to know these

people retroactively. They reverse engineer who they are after they are already in our consciousness. The only one we actually knew the whole time was Trump. For all of his faults. I mean, that's interesting, but he's the only one that we kind of knew. Most of them, like Bill Clinton, they just kind of pop up. It's the governor of a state that nobody thinks about. No offense Arkansas, but I don't think I have any dates there coming up. So, but it's true. Nobody thought about Bill Clinton before he became the president and then we got to know him.

He likes a little on the side. He likes a little on the side. He likes a little pus. That's what his deal was. He wasn't doing this for his health. Sure. You know, he liked the idea of, you know, people getting some health care and keeping crime low or whatever else he did in there, the welfare reform act, but he liked pussy. That's what he did. We didn't know much about a Barack Obama. He's cool. He played basketball. Um, he met

his wife when they were both young in law school. And that's all we know about them. So when we find these things out, and maybe he's really not gay, maybe he's a little bi or maybe he was just trying to sound smart in that letter by over intellectualizing the things he was saying. I don't know. I don't know, but I'm not, I'm not mad at that. Speaking of coming out variety, uh, had their power of young Hollywood summit 2023, the power of young Hollywood. Young people in Hollywood that have power and they're powerful. The variety. And it was a lovely,

and the stranger things guy, who I respect, Noah Schnapp, which is nicely came out. I think he said he came out because his character was gay. And he said, And the stranger things guy who I respect, Noah Schnapp, which is nice. He came out, I think he said he came out because his character was gay. And he said, I think that's what he said, which is nice.

Anyway, you know, whatever, all's well that ends well. But go to his Instagram, he keeps making his face, which we have to address. And someone has to get this clip to him because it with this has to stop. Go to the left, top left. He's being honored at variety, close up on the face. What is this? It's smoldering.

I don't know what he does with this all the time. Be a human being for a minute. Like he's always ready to launch into that face all of the time. And it's almost like is he getting work done? He's 12 years old. But we're honoring him for his long and storied career. Now, hard, it's been for him coming out in 2023. But we, you know, we, we, we, we just, we like him. We just this face has to stop because everything he does, he launches into this. And it's, I know it's like the sexy face, but it's like just smile a little bit. Be a, you know, this other guy was interesting.

There is this interview of a guy named Brett Gellman rock who I don't even understand sometimes now when young people speak or speaking. And he's being interviewed on the by this guy, Zach Singh on the variety red carpet. And I don't know who all of these people are. Some of these people were actors and actresses like Sidney Swini, like people that you would know. And some of them were influencers. Like this guy Brett Gelman Rocker, I think that's his name. Brett Min Rock. Brett Min Rock.

Brett Gelman is a comedian. Brett, who's Brett Gelman? He's that kind of like a character actor. All right, yeah, whatever, whatever. We don't need that. So this guy Brett Min Rock is a Filipino beauty influencer. And he does this interview with this guy, Brett Benrock is a Filipino beauty influencer. And he does this interview with this guy, Zach, saying, for the life of me, I don't, I can't fully understand

what is transpiring between both of them. I imagine it's a conversation, but it's other red carpet. It's like the craziest thing I've ever heard. Here it is. There it is there it is Now listen to this now again. It's just I'm trying to understand and decipher What is being said here? You you really killed it. Oh, we ate that shit up. Yeah, I'm like the whole world knows how I got circumcised now thanks to you Yeah, that was supposed to be a book exclusive.

But it's all over Zach Sang's YouTube channel. 10 millions of views. Yeah, and you had the nerves to put on TikTok. Oh my God, she wants the whole world to know. So here's, well, there's a longer interview. Find that on YouTube, but all the people do now when they're actually in real life is just talk about the interview, find that on YouTube, but all the people do now when they're in, when they're actually in real life is just talk about the, the internet and things that happen

on TikTok and no one can have any type of conversation on one of these red carpets without, it's almost like people are nervous that they have to say something that isn't related to that they have to say something that isn't related to some TikTok they swatched or some fucking video that's out there, they just simply cannot have any conversation without mentioning an app. It's constantly like they're constantly mentioning an app And this is so this is some more of this red carpet interview. Yeah, that's a full thing. Which again, I'm trying to decipher And I understand what is happening at one point this person starts talking about chickens here just Oh, hello, hello. Hi, Breven Rock. Hi, Zach saying I hear you want to you know, you want to be on the movie screen? Yeah, I'm telling you girl my ass is too fat for the phone. I need a first guy goes the first guy's interview questions

You want to be on the movie screen? You want to be on the I'm at? I mean, this is like This is the interviewer and the first question is like, this guy looks like an embarrassed guy who just showed up and they threw him out on the red carpet with a microphone. But continue this, because it is a fascinating look into, I just fully don't understand culture at the moment. I max screen to fit in honestly.

What do you want to do on the screens? What do I want to do on the screens? Just the Bretman Rock shenanigans, honestly girl. If me and my chickens could walk across that screen, actually, let me just pitch my shot right now. Moana, I would love to be the chicken. You're my favorite. Yeah, oh, thank you. You're my favorite

We you know our last interview is you you really killed it. Oh, we ate that shit up I'm like the whole world knows how I got circumcised now thanks to you This guy came to keep his composure that was supposed to be a book exclusive But it's all over Zach Seng's YouTube channel Yeah But it's all over Zach Seng's YouTube channel. 10 millions of views. Yeah, and you had the nerve to put it on TikTok. Oh my God. She wants the whole world to know.

You look, you're fully healed though. Thank you. Don't I look like the love child of like Harley Quinn and the Joker? Yes. They're gay son, girl. Where did that come from? For five tonight. Why is this look right?

Why is this divide? Girl, I just wear anything Brian Meller puts me in. My stylist. So this, he said this is the vibe, and then it's the vibe. And it is the fucking vibe. Yes. So what's life is good for you? Life is good.

Back home, not so much. You know, with everything going on in Maui, prayers to Maui. Yeah, everything. There's nothing better than just the obligatory prayers to Maui. This snow girl, I, girl, if my chickens could get on the iMac screen prayers to Maui.

And then he immediately changed, like there's nothing better than the immediate reversal where the interview was like, no, I know it's that, that's that. it reversal where the interviewer was like no I know it says that's bad. It's fine my chickens are fine. Thankfully it's on a different island in L.A. So, no but real talk. This is a real conversation that should happen. We're doubting that but it is.

Yes, I have a bunch of donations and more information in my YouTube channel. Not YouTube channel. In my stories, not my YouTube channel. Go, Bretton Raw. Please. Again, we'll link it. Pray for Molly. Please.

I love you. I love you. I'll see you inside. This is the variety young Hollywood power summit. The power of young Hollywood. Pray for Molly with that guy. And part of the problem with the new generation of actors and actresses is like, there are some of them are very talented, but like, look at get up that picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe and Gwyneth Paltrow. So here's the

photo of Brad and Gwyneth. And it kind of And what I like about this is they're over it. They kind of don't want to be there. It's like a cool vibe of kind of like fuck you. It's a waste of our time, which is again, I like that. That's what Hollywood actor and actress who in the prime of their career should be. And then there's just the next photo here where everybody just seems a little too happy.

They're a little too hungry. They're a little too hungry. They wanted a little too much, except the gentleman who's in the turtle neck pulled up over his face. I do like that. But it's just, they're too happy and all the people that went to it, I was seeing their Instagrams and they were all like,

I'm a thank you variety. Thank you. I'm grateful. Thank you for having me. I am grateful for being here and it's like that's not the energy That's not the vibe you should have the vibe is like oh that bullshit. You know, that's cool. Go back to Brad and Gweneth again. This is the vibe There it is like fuck you. This is a waste of our fucking time. Not like thank you, Variety.

Thank you. It means everything to me. It's like no, it's a fake award. You got it because you're hot. Just not care. Be kind of cool. A little bit. You know, I was talking with a friend the other day

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And by the way, Australia, I've been fascinated by a story coming out of Australia. And I want to tell the Australian people in no uncertain terms that I am going to be in your land in October. I'm going to Brisbane. I'm going to Perth. I'm going to Melb and I'm going to Sydney. I'm going to Adelaide. I'm even hopping over to New Zealand and I'm going to Christchurch and I'm going to uh... the other one the other place ockland so i'm telling you right now you got a buy tickets for those at tim dilland comedy dot com

i have been fascinated by this story about a woman who potentially poisoned her guests at lunch with something called the death cap mushroom. The death cap mushroom, I'm not even going to try to pronounce the scientific name,

but it is native to Eurasia. It was introduced to the United States. It is the, sometimes they call it a destroying angel or something. It is a mushroom that is the sometimes they call it destroying angel or something. It is a mushroom that is the most highly toxic mushroom you can eat. It causes liver failure, kidney failure, all kinds of problems within 12 to 48 hours.

Most people that have ingested this mushroom are dead or dying. And this mushroom looks like other mushrooms, like it has. So you basically, I was eating a wild mushroom on with the other day. It's part of my meal plan. And I was going, well, I hope that this thing's not in there. But these should never be like picked and they should have nothing to do with food. Aminita, phalai, phaladaiai, falariais, falariais, falai. I don't know how you would say it.

Aminita, whatever it is. But the toxin in this mushroom is not killed by cooking it. You boiling it, it doesn't matter. Whatever internal temperature that this mushroom reaches, it does not kill off any of these toxins, okay? So here's the deal. This woman in this town outside of Melbourne, Australia, that two hours south of Melbourne, Australia,

and it's called Lee and Gatha. And I'm probably maybe not pronouncing that right. Lee and Gatha. Lee and Gatha. Lee and Gatha. Lee and Gatha, whatever it is. She has a lunch. Okay. She's having a lunch. She prepared a meal that led to gastrointestinal problems for gal and Don Patterson, the 70 year old parents of her ex-husband, gal's sister Heather Wilkinson 66 and her husband Ian Wilkinson, a 68 year old pastor in nearby Korambura were also struck down. The Patterson's and Heather later died at a hospital while Wilkinson, the pastor fights for his life at a Melbourne facility. So what she did, and he or she is crying, she was confronted by the press. What she did, now a fifth person who attended

the lunch was also sick and but discharged a short time later according to the times of London. Aaron prepared the deadly dish beef Wellington with mushrooms, but served a different meal to herself and her two young children who were also at the gathering. She's an eyes wrong doing this week telling reporters she cooked the meal for the best people in her life. I can't believe that this happened. And I'm sorry that they have lost their lives. Aaron set outside her life. I can't believe that this happened, and I'm sorry that they have lost their lives.

Aaron set outside her home. I didn't do anything. I love them. I can't fathom what happened. So she invites her ex-husband's family, the in-laws. They all come over. She makes a beef Wellington pie with death cat mushrooms. The ex-husband invited does not come.

All these people are either dead or dying. She eats a different meal with her children. We don't know where she got the mushroom. She claimed she got him at a local spot. We're unsure of where she procured these mushrooms. She's kind of been, you know, maybe intentionally vague about that. The press is how many are the international press who showed up because this is a very number one, if she did it, and I'll tell you why I think she did it, But if she did it, this Pudgy mom type from a small town outside

of Australia, this woman looks like my aunt. The idea of cooking for people and killing them with a poison mushroom in your own home is so intimate, it's so ghoulish, it's so, you know, like just it's out of the fairy tale, right? This is like Hansel and Gretel where they fatten up the kids to throw them in the oven. It's one of those things where we think of poison foods as like the poison apple. It's a grims fairy tale, Sweeney Todd, you know, putting the people in the pies. It is something that captures our imagination. And I think that's why people are riveted by this. Now, here's why I think she did it

because her ex-husband had a mysterious gastrointestinal problem. Her ex-husband, Simon Patterson, reportedly spending 16 days in an induced coma with a mysterious gut illness last year after eating food served by her. Simon suspected he had been poisoned by Aaron, a source told the herald son. There were times he had felt a bit off and it coincided with when he spent time with him. I think she's getting off poisoning people. And I gotta be honest, I like it. I like it because it's something we haven't seen.

This is a new type of villain. We know about munch houses by proxy where the parents make their kids sick. So the parents get all the attention, they keep going to the doctor, they keep making their children sick. It's very heinous. This is kind of interesting.

There's this chubby mom in rural Australia who's poisoning her heart like she poisoned her husband. And he stayed in the coma for 16 days and he somehow made it out. And she might have decided to poison her entire family with these mushrooms. Kill them all. Because she never got caught. This is why she never got caught when she did it to the husband. They said it was a mysterious gut illness. He didn't die. She might have been thinking to herself, maybe the law died, but maybe it won't be traced

back to me or maybe the law will be some mysterious illness. They'll write it off as a weird pathogen, but they were able to identify the, the, the toxin, the mushroom. But I think she thought you could just do this. I think she thought you could do it and get away with it because she had gotten away with it with the husband. I think she thought, I can just poison people. I'll invite them to my home.

I make them a beef Wellington pie, which does sound good. And, and they'll die. And we'll just assume it was a great tragedy and we won't be able to link it to the ingredient that killed them. She goes, no one will quite know how they died. Because she's probably kind of a simple tin. Even though she's poisoning people, she's probably reading about these mushrooms online. She probably doesn't know about the diagnostic tools that maybe the police would have in a situation

like this or what the, even though there's DNA and there's all this stuff, you would think that she'd be smart enough to know. And if she knew she didn't care, but I think maybe she thought she was going to get away with it. Now she's crying. Get up the video where she's crying. She comes home. The international press has descended on her home.

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equal? She doesn't seem that upset. I'm sorry. Yeah, she this is devastated by what's happened. Don't even steal an hospital. They'll also, A and A there, and Gail. You know what this looks like? You know what it reminds me of? It's like a bad audition tape. When somebody, when you're looking at self-tape, and somebody's auditioning for, oh, donnie's still in hospital.

And have that. It's not being, she's not selling it here. And it's noticeable how not upset she is. Some of the best people that I've ever met. Gayle was like... Gayle was the most I've ever had because my mum passed away four years ago and girls never been anything but good and kind to me. He's wiping no tears from her eyes.

Some of the best people I've ever met. They never did anything wrong to me. I'm so devastated about what's happened. Can you tell us what's happened? I'm lost to the community and to the families and to my own children of lost and grandmother. Can you tell us why's going on? Can you tell us what's going on? Can you tell us what's going on? Can you tell us what's going on? Can you tell us what's going on? Can you tell us what's going on? Can you tell us what's going on? Can you tell us what's going on?

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Can you tell us what's going on? Can you tell us what's going on? Can you tell us what's going on? can't fathom What has happened? Yeah you can You can At the end of the day I have lost their lives I got lost in a life and Donna still in hospital and I pray I pray I pray that he pulls through But he won Because my children love him

Yeah Can you tell us about the lunch? I can't fathom what happened I've never stated I love them And I can't fathom what happened. I'm devastated. I love them. And I can't believe that this has happened and I'm so sorry that they have lost their lives. How are you keeping up with that? I'm scuffly.

She killed them. She did it. Killed them. Good bye. She did it. Gail Dink. That's what the mushrooms came from. Goodbye. When the subject of the mushrooms came, which by the way would have been my first question, that would have been question number one. While she's standing there, giving this horrible performance

about how much she cared about everybody, how about go, okay, thank you. Put a pin in that. The mushrooms. Where did you get the mushrooms? First question, only question. But let's watch her now. She runs into her house, or she gets in the car now.

Now she's getting in the car. She's going to the grocery store. She's got to get a lot more mushrooms for all the press. She's got to get everybody mushrooms. Wouldn't it be great if she came out with pies for everyone? I'm made boys! Come here and have some boys. I've made lunch.

So you're suspects. Do you have anything to say about that? Yes, I say I didn't do anything. I love them. And I'm devastated. They're gone. And I hope. Come on in.

Let me show you how much I'll care. I've made pudding and hope. Come on in, let me show you how much I'll care. I might, I might putting and boys come in. Did I kick by you or what? She likes it, man. She's got a dark in her life. She's got a dark in her life where she's poisoning her family. She, that's what she's about this lady. Unless I'm wrong, and then this is a horrible

character assassination, but I doubt I am. I doubt I am and you know it as well. She doesn't care. She's not that upset. She walks away when they ask about the mushrooms. She knows she poised these people. I don't know why she did it. But there's something amazing about it.

They're all eating. She's watching them eat. She knows it's the end. And she's just sitting there with her kids. I understand why you'd serve the kids a separate meal. There's fucking no reason in the world that she didn't try what she made. She didn't even try it. Those mushrooms are fatal. Not even at high doses. Now, obviously some of the mushrooms are more toxic than others. I doses. Now, obviously some of the mushrooms are more toxic than others. I was reading about that. You know, the doses in them are not

always consistent because there was a guy that ate them and then survived. But this woman were to expect that she did not try the food she was eating. There's no way. She could now why the why would you kill everybody? Why would you kill? That's the one thing that I'm hung up on here and I don't quite have an answer for. I don't quite have an answer for why she would kill, but she wanted to get them all. She had the ex husband. She wanted to kill everybody. The ex husband, his parents and their inlaws. She wanted to kill them all poison everybody. And I don't quite know why. She might just get off us.

She tried to kill the husband once. We know that. Wouldn't be funny if it comes out tomorrow that like it was just a tainted batch of mushrooms from, you know, like the farm stand and fucking, no, it's not. These mushrooms don't accidentally end end up, this is something that 1000% was a premeditated hit. And she wanted everybody. She wanted the husband. And we talk about this thing on the Patreon where a guy shoots his wife. It's not a true crime podcast right now, but it's the summer and people act up. This is what happens in the summer. It gets hot out. People act up. This is what happens. In the summer, it gets hot out. People act up.

People, this guy in Orange County shot his wife. We talk about that on the Patreon. This woman poised into family. People start, when it gets hot out, people get wacky. And people start doing crazy things. I get it. This is, it's such a fascinating story to me. I want to know how they're going to prove it.

If they're going to get like, if they're going to arrest her, if they're going to formally charge her, if they're going to be able to link this, they got to figure out where she got these mushrooms. But it is Australia. So I don't exactly know the steps that would be different from had this happened in America. But this sort of thing doesn't happen here. One link author resident told the newspaper Monday, but this wasn't the first time her cooking made someone sick. And then they talk about the husband. He

wrote about the element on Facebook. Listen to what this guy wrote. I collapsed at home. Then was an induced coma for 16 days through which I had three emergency operations mainly on my small intestine plus an additional planned operation. He reportedly wrote, my family were asked to come and say goodbye to me twice as I was not expected to live. Can you imagine this Chubby Vitch going in there twice? And then it's still there and then he still comes back. Patterson suspected his unforeseen illness had been linked to eating nightshades. A family of plants that includes tomatoes, potatoes, and peppers. All nightshade vegetables contain alkaloids like saline, a chemical that can be toxic and high concentrations.

But how much fucking eggplant are you eating? There's no way she's doing this. This is a new archetype of murderer, a kind of cuddly, you know, she looks like a koala bear, and she's just poisoning people with natural poisons through food. Because if you use an agent that's a chemical agent, that's easily identifiable, you can get caught.

What she's doing, which is very interesting, is she is going out and finding things where They are highly toxic in the right dose and trying to get people and I just don't know what snapped in her head Why she wanted to do everybody at once? Why not one at a time? But she might have figured she might have said I may get caught for this one. I got to do them all Mm-hmm I got to do them all I got to get do them all. I got to get my husband,

his family and there's more to this story than what we're knowing. There's something. There's something else going on here and it's been keeping me up at nights. I want to talk to this woman. I want to run my show. By the way, Lizzo, they're not letting her, they're taking out of taking her out of contention for the Super Bowl halftime show. They're not letting her be, and you know who's doing it now, Dylan Mulvaney, and she's doing, and this is what's really offensive. She's doing Lizzo songs with the fat black dancers. So Dylan Mulvaney is going to go, well, I'm a man, great great till he got a beer and with the fact that that's not right.

But this woman in Australia, I, I want to talk to her. The crocodile tears are fake. It's this is she did this. And I want to know why she wanted to get rich. She's been fucking around for a while poisoning people. wanted to get rid of, she's been fucking around for a while poisoning people. It's got to be so interesting to make a meal and try to kill someone with it. It really is kind of a ghoulish thing. And is it wrong for me to say that I kind of like, I kind of, and interested in this woman a little bit like I want to know about her. She obviously has some real problems. But to me, she's more interesting than anybody at the variety young Hollywood power

summit. She's not more attractive, but she is more interesting to me because people that deal in poisons like that. And and will kill a bunch of people with a pie, for example, are some of the most, they're just villainous in a way that's truly terrifying and suburban, you know? All these suburban villains, the Gilgop Beach killer, this beach, this is the summer of the suburbs. You know, we all expected there to be a lot of crime in the cities of summer, and I'm sure people are getting thrown in front of trains and people are getting beheaded, but I don't

have the time to go on the NWPD blotter and look all the time. But that always happens. Gunshots always, you know, rise, but this summer, the truly interesting cases have been of like kind of like suburban pool and patio types, having these dark interlives and killing people. And it's very, very fascinating to me. These are always the ones to get you. It's the guy or the mom in their mid-size crossover, cross over hybrid SUV, they go into a gas station, they buy a fucking bottle of water, you stand right next to them, maybe you work in the same building as them, you see them online at the grocery store and you think nothing of it, but they can only get off by killing people or thinking about killing

people. She probably thought about this day in and day out until she actually made it happen. And I want them to neighbor. Obviously, she did the wrong thing, but I also want them to be like, I want this to unravel a little bit. I want to, because you know, she's probably tried this a bunch of times. It probably didn't work. She probably tried it with other things. How great would it be if she tried to kill like Ray comp, but his stomach was too strong. He's like, this is good. This is actually good.

Listen to me. This is fine. I enjoyed this. It would be amazing if it didn't affect anyone. Good listen to me, listen fine, I'm drawing this. It would be amazing if it didn't affect anyone, but it killed everyone. So we're going to keep tabs on that story. When I'm in Australia, if there was any way for me to meet this woman, not eat with her, but if there was any way for me to meet, I'd love to meet her. I'd love to talk with her.

I'd love to have her on my show. I'm a sympathetic year. I'd love to talk with her. I'd love to have her on my show. I'm a sympathetic year. I do understand. I love cooking. I love hospitality. I love dinner parties. I understand things go left. It's not always your fault.

I have a lot of empathy for her. I've entertained and not everything is the way I'd want it to be. So to someone like this, I say like I get it. And I'm a sympathetic ear to you. I want to know why you did it. I want to hear about why you did it. I love Morgan and Morgan.

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owned by Dwayne the rock Johnson has lost their fucking mind. These are some of their flavors this summer. Chocolate potato salad, spiced mustard ice cream, potato chip cookies, fudge. What the fuck is going on? Dwayne Johnson and the fucking lesbian Wiggins that owns Salt and Straw. Big, Bre and Fig, Cheesecake, Breed Cheesecake ice cream,

Candied Ritz crackers, Thick Fig, what's happening? Cinnamon and Honey Fried Chicken, served by Whites, Spiced Vanilla Ice Cream of fried chicken croissant. So I now here at the Tim Dillon show, I'm gonna try these flavors. And that I'm going to unalive myself right afterwards

as a protest because Dwayne the Rock Johnson, doesn't he have enough fucking money? Someone get to him and tell him that this is crap. I'm going to try these ice creams because they're insane. Soren's Joe is always doing shit like this. They have olive oil flavor like olive oil and goat cheese ice cream. It annoys everybody and it's wrong. We've got 75,000 homeless people here now. And I think it's a little weird to have basil ice cream and all that shit. So the first one I'm trying is chocolate potato salad and this is the mustard flavored ice cream,

which I think is probably heinous. Now, it would be a great bit if I ate four pints. Like if I, every single pint, I just ate the entire pint. As I was talking about how gross it is, I was like, this is horrible. But I am gonna try this now. I don't know why you would even make this kind of ice cream.

This is mustard flavored ice cream with fudge and potato chips in it. Knock on. Knock on. Knock on. That's not good. It's not good. It's not good. This is, if you're listening to this, this is a visual gag.

That was not good. I know that we were thinking like, and maybe it would be good. Not good. Now we're gonna try cinnamon and honey fried chicken. I don't know if this is gonna be good or not, but again, not really. I gotta be honest, not really.

They're just fucking up over there. There's knockup. Not terrible. They're just fucking up over there. There's knock-up. Not terrible. Big tree and fig cheesecake. Again, it's just aw, it's something's wrong. Something is wrong, it's truly not great. That you can try all these, I people in the studio, you can all try them.

They're not that good. They're not good. And then the last one is, Sour cherry pie, I imagine this is good or some type of good. But who knows? Because salt and straw has been fucking up a long time because Dwayne the Rock Johnson, you know, is too busy endorsing Kamala Harris. And what he's not doing is his mind's not on his business.

That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. No, the sour cherry pie is good. My mother has passed away. This is something we should say. And I should say it while after eating while after I eat the ice cream, and it's very sad, it was, you know, obviously, um, it's, uh, it's very new. It's a new development.

Um, but she was suffering at the end of her life, and it's, it's, it's hard when someone's suffering. I've talked about it multiple times. Um, we should work, we're creaming, I'm not choking up. I'm coughing on the mustard. Fucking ice cream. It's literally heinous. It's heinous. It's heinous. Um, we're cremating her because that's what she wanted. Um, and, and we're, and I, and she, we're scattering her ashes. And she loved Hawaii. This is a fact. She went to Hawaii as a young person all the time. I'm asking a question. I'm asking a question.

I'm asking a question. I don't know if this is a case. Is it bad taste? If I go to Maui with an earn of my mother's ashes and scatter them in the ash. That is, is that wrong or is it beautiful? Is it actually beautiful? Or are the people going to get mad at me if I do that? I mean, serious question are the people going to get mad at me

because apparently their tragedy is the only tragedy we have to think about right now, right? But I think if I went there with ashes, and I would say that to them, I would say, I'm here with my mother's ashes in Maui, and I'm here to just, I'm here, you know, and they're gonna, and I'm not here to help. And I'm glad there are people, and they're gonna, and I'm not here to help. And I'm glad there are people that are there to help, but I'm not there to help, because I got my own thing.

I got my own thing. And I imagine the four seasons is unaffected. This is what we've Googled, and I would say there, of course. But I, and I just wanna know, is that a bad look if I go to four seasons with my mother's ashes. I don't know. Uh, fuck salt and straw. Stop doing this with the summer flavors. They are heinous. You know, they're not good. The sour cherry pie is good, but everything else, everything else is bad. Tim Dillacombi.com

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