The Tim Dillon Show - 358 - Prigozhin Eras Tour

Episode Date: August 27, 2023

Tim examines the rise and fall of Yevgeny Prigozhin, Taylor Swift, houses getting smaller and why giving boomers immortality is ill-advised. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ Pre-Order ‘Death By Boomers’ By Tim Dillon 👉 https://rb.gy/gafn4 SPONSORS: Keeps: For your first month free go to KEEPS.com/TIMDILLON Gametime: Get The Gametime App & Use Code: 'TIM' ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. We appreciate it. We're back on Saturday nights. We were all over the place this summer in terms of releasing. But we're going to remain for the foreseeable future on Saturday evenings. And thanks everybody for all the messages and well wishes. messages and well wishes and things that you sent me about the death of you've getting pregozion, who's a kind of a part of my life and a factor of force in the last several months. And I appreciate that. And it's sad when these things happen.

Because we don't, we barely know. We knew this man for a little bit. And I felt like there was more to come. Certainly the American media was saying that. They were saying that there was more to come from him. They were very excited about what was happening with him and how much the Russians were, you know, their Putin was gonna, he was down bad. Putin was down bad.

And he was really like, it was a rough. People were like no longer respecting him. And this guy pregozion, he had attempted this coup. It didn't work. The president of Belarus stepped in and negotiated a deal, which seemed at the of the air, uh, with all of his top like lieutenants, assistants, all the commanders, a Wagner group, you know, that his private military, because what's interesting about this guy is he's, he is a warlord. Like he's, he started out selling hot dogs and he then makes inroads with Putin, they're both from St. Petersburg.

And that's the thing about Russia. It's kind of like a clash of clans. You have people from St. Petersburg, people from Moscow, you know, like Shogu and Jorazman off and all these other guys are from, you know, wherever they're all from, they all have these, they all grew up together and they all have these certain little mafia units that they are a part of. And this guy and Putin were buddies from when Putin was like a young guy, Putin was just like a dude in the local government. And him and a progoshin became buddies. And Putin kind of helped him out. And he helped him

out. Progozion had spent like nine years in jail because he like choked a woman out, stole her pocketbook. He was a rabble rouser. And he was, you know, incarcerated in a, in a, in a, in a no joke real deal Russian prison. And then came out of that started selling hot dogs and then became the used to call him Putin chef, Putin's caterer. He starts catering, you know, this photos with him. Get the photo up of him serving. I believe it's George W. Bush. He was serving. Yeah, he's there. Well, he's serving Putin, but I think

Bush, there's, there's, there's, there you go. There's Pregozion. Isn't that fun for the bushes or somewhere in Texas? I'll be like, remember that guy that served us boashed when we were in Moscow. He tried to take over Russia and then Putin blew his plane up. But what's interesting about this guy, right? He looks like any Somalia, you'd see it like a New York restaurant, any mater D, make sure he was a warlord. Cutting people's heads off. But right there, he's like, you know, he looks like a Somali A serving our leader at the time, GWB in the Kremlin. He was a, it's funny to have those two sides of you to like have an appreciation for cuisine and yet also end up someone

who would be head people in the street, which is what you know, when they rated his Wagner PMC headquarters or his house, I was reading that like he had photos of the people he had beheaded in, like in his house, we had photos of like the heads that he had taken off. It was like Colonel Kurtz, a little bit of apocalypse now, but it started, you know, you know, he was a chef and Putin brought him in. He started making a lot of money. He started the Wagner PMC, which was this private military contract. There's this private military group that Russia would send to do certain things that they needed done. Syria, whatnot.

They did a lot of work in Africa. There's a lot of African warlords that are upset that this guy's dead. They're not happy because he would go and they were a Wagner and he would provide private security to African warlords. And they would give him, they would give Russia mining rights. And a lot of the Wagner is very, they're very, you know, engaged and active in, in, on that continent in Africa. And, you know, so progozion is like a, he's a cartoon character in the sense that he was a hot dog salesman who then became this kind of high end caterer.

He also, you know, furnished meals for the Russian military. That's where he made the big money. He made a lot of money. He became a billionaire. He's an oligarch, but he liked killing. He liked killing people. And he was good at it. And he was good at talking and he was good at talking and

dealing with killers, rapists, murderers, like even Putin, get up the Putin quote after he died. Putin said something interesting. Putin was like, he made mistakes in his life. By the way, you got to love the way Putin talks. Number one, Putin, they clearly did this, right? They cl- his plane was clearly, they put a bomb in it or whatever. And but Putin, you know, the Kremlin comes out and goes, no, no, hey, this is, this is you take a chance when you fly. The Kremlin's got to go out and go, no, no, no, no, every time your plane takes off, you got to say a prayer because you just take a chance when you fly. It's not a, it's a, it's weird

that he tried to do a coup and that his plane had a malfunction. It's the timing is odd, but this is not us. This is not us. Putin goes, I've known pregoation for a long time since the early 90s. Putin describing him as a talented businessman with a complicated fate who made serious mistakes in his life. But what I love Putin said is he also put goes he got the necessary results. Progozion when he was talking about him because he has made mistakes in his life. And he ease. He got the necessary results. He did the things that needed to be done to get where we needed to go. And the Western media, like some of them have an understanding of Russia, a lot of them

don't, a lot of them don't, I don't know where they get a lot of the stuff they get it from. I don't know if it's fed to them directly from the CIA or if they just, you know, watch movies and just think that they'll just go, well, that might be the way it happened because it, you know, happened in a movie. Like, I don't know where they get any of this. I like the CNN article that I posted and people were like, well, that was 10 days before he died. It was like CNN was like, Progusion is large and apparently in charge. It was a, let's get this article. It's interesting because it shows the disconnect.

And I knew when Progusion was gonna die by the way. I knew when he was fucked. I knew when he was fucked and we'll go into that. And it was a moment and it was after that attempted coup. And I said, God, he's not thinking. So CNN, we're in the world is Wagner warlord progozion at large and in charge, apparently. And this article that we're going to get up is just basically, it's so it's the the disconnect is, is, is, is very, very apparent. If you, like, just think of how things in that part of the world work, like you don't, you don't

get a way, it's not America. You don't get away with it. Like America's still a really fun country where you can do shit. You can run into the capital with horns on that guy's doing interviews now. I think he's, he might be running for Congress, the QAnon shaman. Like in America, it's still fun. You could still do things for the Graham in America. It's like as long as you're willing to get progressively crazier in America, there's genuinely a way, like if Trump just said, I'm not running for president anymore. He's like, I'm done.

I'm going to go back to hosting water balloon fights. Everybody get their tips out. I'm going to be nasty and rude. There would be billions of dollars behind him to do anything he wanted in the media space. The reason they're inditing him every other day is because they don't want him running for president and he's got some criminal stuff for sure. But that's why they're inditing him. If Trump had said, I'm going back to entertainment, the money would have lined up behind him.

You know, it didn't matter about January 6th. They wouldn't care because they go, this is more money with that guy. We can make more money. He'll do another show. He'll do another apprentice. But this time, and they'll make a fake set that would have looked like the White House. They would let him sit in a fake of office

in an LA somewhere in Burbank in his studio. And he would fire people and he would be the fake president and he would be nasty and rude and it would be great. And no one would remember January 6th, you know, president Bush, you know, with Guantano obey torture Iraq, Afghanistan, doesn't, no one cares. He's on Alan. He's a look.

He's painting. Look at the horse. He painted it. We forget as long as you're willing to get progressively crazier, like if you did all that shit, like, Bush, you just have to show up on Ellen and go, and I'm a painter now. I'm painting.

And that level of insanity we respect. He's an artist. The guy that dragged everybody through the war and tortured all these people and destroyed our image of broad is an artist now. So as long as you're willing to go crazier and crazier, you can figure it out in America. It's still life the greatest country in the world.

Because Donald Trump would have been fine. If he just left, there's no root for progoation to do a game show. There's zero route. That's not how Russia works. That's not how it works. You can't go be the host of Wheel of Fortune after you've tried to cool,

but in America you can. If Trump was like, listen, we got a little, people got together, they got a little wacky, they got a little, you know, it's, it, then he would go, listen, I get it, it was a little nuts, we, but, but now we're back on streaming. Amazon Netflix every single, all of these people, when they had assurances, he was no longer going to be the president. When they knew he was out of political life, when they knew he was done,

they would have opened the vault of money for him. Fox, everybody, because he's a magnet of eyeballs. They don't want him running the country. They're a myriad of reasons, but they want to watch it. They love him. The media loves him. They adore him. There's enough they can't getriad of reasons. But they want to watch it. I love them. The media loves him. They adore him. There's nothing can't get enough of them. They want to hear them. They want

them to call people names that they hate. They also hate Rhonda Santis. But they want Trump to destroy Rhonda. They want him to call Rhonda Sant's names, but, but because he is currently still, amazingly, the front runner for the presidency, they, you know, he's going to be in died, they just in died, him in died, him in died, him in died, him in died, him, and we just bury you in paper because we're not going to blow your plane out of the air here. We're going to bury you in paper to prevent you from running for president, but they don't care about him. Like there was a root for him to just go right back, slide right back and become a media

kingpin. I think he was interested in that before he got elected. He was interested in a Trump TV, something like that. He could have taken a whole Fox News audience. It would have been his and nobody would have cared, right? Just in the same way, the thing is when I knew pregozion was going to die is when it went away, look at this photo. And by the way, let's read a little bit of this article too here because this will make

some of my point for me. It is why America, by the way, is still foreign, why the best country to live in. It's the greatest country to live in because there are, there are roots to redemption in this country that do not exist anywhere else. There are roots to redemption in this country that don't exist anywhere else. And a lot of them have to, they live in the entrepreneurial world. If Kevin Spacey comes out with a meal plan, that's good. He's back. Kind of. It, I'm telling you, we will forget. If he comes out with some vitamin water type thing, you can do it.

You can, you can come back here and we will suck you drive the last of your money. But Russia is the old world, America is the new world and in the new world, perception is everything. We manufacture realities what Karl Roves said, we're an empire. When we act, we manufacture reality. It is what we say it is. But in Russia, it is not. In Russia, it is the old world and beefs are settled in a very old world way. old world way. Like blowing your plane out of the sky or you get shot in the face. People in Russia, you know, leaders of opposition parties, people that have challenged Putin, journalists, people, they get shot in the face there. It's an old system. There's no route to redemption in that country, the way that there is in America.

You cannot go host the view, Rosie O'Donnell, like, you know what I mean? It's like you, you have a fixed amount of possibilities in Russia, in the old world, of how it's going to work. You're going to be rich, you're going to be dead. Those are the two possibilities in that mafia. That's mafia, mafia rules. Rich or dead, it's mafia rules. In America, we got, oh man, we got options.

We got, you think you're rich, you're famous, you're famous and not rich, you're both, you're dead, half dead, you've come back, you've got a thing going on with the fucking Netflix, you have a podcast, you were a mob rat, now you got a podcast, you're back out with all the guys, you're ratted on a mafia, everybody's on a podcast, reading ads for Bluetooth because it's still the greatest country in the world that doesn't Happen over there. That's not the case if you're a rat. It's over there Because they don't have the monetization. They don't know how to make money off people. They would otherwise Killed like we do

In Russia, you just got to kill the people at the bar, you just got to kill them. In America, you could kind of let them fuck around. Late last week, in prison, Russian opposition leader, Alexei Navalny was handed a harsh judgment. After a court hit him with a 19 year sentence in a penal colony, he was sent immediately to a punishment cell. It was a stark contrast to the fate of you getting a promotion. Again, so the person who's writing this isn't aware that they're talking about Russia. They think they're talking about America.

And the reason that I knew he was in trouble, get the photo up of the guy taking the selfie with him. When he was leaving Russia, look at this. They're doing it for the gram. He doesn't get it. Progusion doesn't get it. He signed his death warrant when he did that little march that he was doing at Rostov on Don and then on the way to Moscow. He fired on military helicopters and killed Russian servicemen. He can't not be killed. Putin would have no credibility. He was always

gonna be killed every dummy in the press corps over here from the Atlantic to New York Times, well, no, this is interesting. Putin's, it's a real, like, you know, pretty embarrassing that this happened and this guy is running around. It's like, no, he's not going to be killed the next day. But this was pretty soon. This was pretty good. And I saw that photo. I said, fuck, he's dead. He's dead. He's dead. People are taking selfies with him. He thinks he's an America. He thinks he's an American. He thinks he's going to get an agent. Look at the pictures of him smiling with the people. He thinks C.A. is going to sign him. He thinks

there's another way out because the internet's powerful, and I'm sure that CIA and all these people are giving him feeding him all kinds of crap. Like, no, no, you come over here and we'll look the other way, you know, you know, there's probably something for you to do, you know. He wants very much, he likes fame,

he's kind of delighting in it. This is a guy that was cutting heads off. He was a warlord to get the other photo where he's like, yeah, there he is. He's happy. He's abulliant. This was a guy with a few 48 hours before this photo. He was trying to overthrow the government of Russia, which didn't work because people in Russia go, no, no, no, no, no, is the mafia. We're all getting paid. We're like, we're in the, it's a, we're in coats here. We're in coats. It's a whole, what are you doing?

He's like, the people have been lied to. And everyone's going, yeah, we know. We're lying to them. What do you, what do you think you're going to come in? You think you're, you're going to come in here on some like, white night, white horse ride in, tell everybody. And they know he's a warlord to corrupt warlord cut Ned's off. This isn't Thomas Jefferson, and I know Thomas Jefferson wasn't Thomas Jefferson.

Don't bother me with that. But my point is that they all know this guy. They know him. Did the warlord, he's cutting people's heads off, it's going to come in and no, they're all be, they're enriched by the Putin regime. And they go and do it. He thinks it's going to get support from all these guys because some of them probably don't like the Ukraine war.

Some of them are like, it's fucking our money up, but they know that the reality is they've got all their money with Putin. They've got all their eggs in that basket. So he finds out they're not coming over to him. He's not gonna go whack the dawn in front of everybody. It's not going to work. So then he's like, fuck, he goes, well, we're not, okay, sorry.

I made my point. He did this thing. He did this like a bout face where he goes, hey, I made my point. I, you know, I killed a few Russian service men. By the way, that's not forgivable. None of it's forgivable to Putin, right? It's not really. So he then reverses course and the leader of Belarus goes, he'll come to Belarus.

And then I saw these photos and he's leaving and he's doing the celebrity thing or maybe that's when he arrived in Belarus. I don't know. But he's taking selfies with people and he's smiling and he's happy and celebrity thing or maybe that's when he arrived in Belarus. I don't know, but he's taking selfies with people and he's smiling, and he's happy and I'm going, he doesn't understand his fate. Or if he does, he did a great job disguising it.

But I think he got a little in his feelings, as people would say, and he started to believe his own myth, and he started thinking like, I just fucking smacked one of the most powerful men in the world in the face and he did nothing. And now everybody take it selfies with me, everybody loves me. I'm fun, I'm back. I'm in. But unlike America, you can't go host Miss Universe again, which Donald could have. And I'm not saying

they're I'm not equating them. I'm just saying in terms of the paths to redemption, there aren't any in Russia. You just live and die by what you did. Not so much what you can do. So, Progozion takes all these photos, and here's this article that shows kind of the misunderstanding of that.

It was a stark contrast to the fate of you, getting Progozion takes all these photos, and here's this article that shows kind of the misunderstanding of that. It was a start contract to the fate of you, getting Progozion ahead of the Russian mercy group Wagner. Back in June, Progozion led the abortive mutiny that presented the biggest challenge to Russian, Vladimir Putin in over two decades of rule. While Progozion's troops stopped short of Moscow, a furious Putin said,

in a Telva speech, that those on the quote, path of trees in would face punishment. Almost two two months later in the case of the Wagner chief, this simply hasn't happened. And then I did cover themselves. I go clearly the price for confronting Putin is not fixed. Perhaps more surprisingly, progoation has it even kept a low profile since the June uprising.

What was weird is that this guy didn't just disappear, okay? He didn't just disappear. He came back to Russia and he's like taking photos with people. You know, it's crazy. You got to disappear. He should have just went to Africa. They still would have killed him. They still would have killed him.

But he might have bought himself a little time if he went to Africa, like his in Russia. It's crazy. While subscribers to his telegram telegram channel have become accustomed to seeing him in camouflage and tactical gear, Pagosian was spotted in a polo shirt and mom jeans, cutting a seemingly more mild manner figure than in months, Pat. Yeah, he's got a guy. They're going to kill him. Are you nuts? Cause by the way, he got, you know what happened to him? He got famous. He got like really famous for that. And now he's losing his mind.

He's doing glam shots in St. Petersburg in a, in a polo shirt, like I'm a famous guy now on the world stage. Sorry, I tried to overthrow the government, but listen, there's got to be equity in my brand. No, isn't there equity in this brand? It's old rules there. And I knew he was going to get, I didn't know how he was going to get it. But I knew he was going to get it. It was no question, but all these articles how he was gonna get it. But I knew he was gonna get it, it was no question, but all these articles that were coming out

in the American press, which I understand, they're just writing articles to try to piss Putin off and whatever, make it seem like he has no control over the country. And again, I'm not like Rose with Vladimir, but one must say that now because people can't listen with the critical thought. It's no longer a faculty, The most people in this country possess. Somebody tried to debate this with me on

Instagram and I never respond, but I started responding with voice memos to someone and then eventually they were just like, well, I don't really have all the fat. It's like no one has all the facts. But this, this idea that you have to come out and tell people you don't, you don't, you don't adore Vladimir Putin to just call a spade, a spade and say up his up and down his most likely down. And I knew that this guy probably wasn't get away with it. So let us fast forward. But again, you could see how out of his mind he is in the polo shirt. Look at his photo. He's out of his mind. He was, he was a week away from going back to being a chef.

That's how crazy he was. He was on a level of crazy where he was gonna start food blogging soon. Like he was gonna be start, he was trying to get on chopped. Like he was trying to go backwards to when he was the chef. He was like, no, let's forget about the cool. Forget about you. I lobbed a few heads off by God's. Everyone does.

Shot a few, a Russian up planes out of the air. Not a big deal. Let's go back to my real passion food. Let's go back to my real passion. Like, there's, you know, in his crazy head. I know in his crazy head. Because I met a lot of people that are really famous. Like there's you know in his crazy head. I know in his crazy head. Because I met a lot of people that are really famous, not like my level of fame, which is like who cares?

I've took up a people that are genuinely like, they pop, they get really, really famous. And it is an interesting thing that happens in your head where the possibilities seem endless because the people that are employed to work with you their job is to make the possibilities Seem endless. So once you've gotten some level of fame,

people they sit around you in office buildings in Los Angeles and go, you know, you could do the Olympics. Have you trained it all for the Olympics? No, I know you're 40 and go, you know, you know, you could, you could do the Olympics. Have you trained it all for the Olympics? No, I know you're 40 and fat, but there's gotta be, what about curling? There's gotta be an event that you could get in. And even if you don't place top three, it's such great. There's so many eyeballs. There'll be so many eyeballs on you doing the Olympic. Like, their job is not to live in reality. Their job is to make you feel like anything you ever wanted to do, not only is possible, but it's a good idea. It's a great idea. You want to make a song, having never sang and having never had any musical to do it. Do it. Studio is ready. You will be in the studio tomorrow.

Taylor Swift, if she wants to act, she can act. She can do anything she wants. No one will tell Taylor, if Taylor Swift wanted to go into Russia and do it Wagner did, there would be people going, you know, I think we can do it. I think we can do it because no one will tell her now. She is the most powerful person on in this country right now because she's made tell her now. She is the most powerful person on in this country right now,

because she's made a billion dollars. And when you make a billion dollars in the summer, I can't even get people in Charlottes. Charlottes North Carolina, don't fuck me. I've said horrible things about you, and I'll continue to, but by the tickets don't start September, what, 15th? My point is, Taylor Smith's made a billion dollars,

when you make a billion dollars in a summer, the person who tells you no will be thrown out of a window. They will, you will never hear the word no. Anything she wants to do, if she wants to like perform on up, she wants to take a 747 up there. I do like concert in the sky and parachute it like no one will tell her no. Because she made a billion dollars on a tour in the summer. This is, this is, you know, when you get that big, when you that big and pregoation did the Russian version of

that. He tried to take over Moscow. He tried to beat the Kremlin. That is the difference of the two countries. In America. Our biggest star is Taylor Swift In Russia it was Evgeny Pregozion because he tried to topple the Kremlin and nothing gets more press in Russia than a war Sure, they have pop stars have people that try to do it. They come at me like that And Koshnaya, let me look at that. Come on and they're all you know, they're drunk and they're in a club It works, you know, everybody's trying to get laid and you can listen to that crap for a while You know, I just to be good I just took off the

But they don't do what we do they do war they do coups So precautions the guy like damn But art Progusion is is the person who made a billion dollars Selling white girl nostalgia in the summer. Taylor Swift, God lover. Again, people say to me, why don't you like her? I go, no, no, she's great. I just, again, I wasn't around. I was doing coke. I was selling mortgage. It wasn't for me. It wasn't for me. What happened to Kim Swat? Get up Kim Swasi. Remember that song?

She was Kim Swasi. And you know, what is she doing now, bartending? When I was doing Coke in clubs in Long Island, they would play people like Kim Swasi, SUO ZCI, and she had like two songs, which is all any entertainer of her caliber should ever have. And one of them was pretty good. I forget which one, it was the alone song. I don't know where this woman is.

She's probably in Russia, but she did the song alone. Play the video. Can you play the video? Are we gonna get clipped? Oh, I'd have to say the file will copy right. Yeah. It's not worth it. My point is that I was listening to this idiot,

doing coke and yeah, right. This woman serving lobster rolls right now, Montauks probably broke. My point is that I missed Taylor Swift, not that she's not good. It's, you know, it's, it is what it is. But my point is that when pregozion thought he was Taylor Swift, I knew he was going to be dead. he was Taylor Swift. I knew he was going to be dead. That's the whole game. I've always said that people that are losing their hair should fight it like a war. Two out of three men will experience some form of hair loss by the time they're 35 more than 50 million men in the US suffer from male pattern baldness. No, a snap. I hear it's fully bald, but he's got a wig. I'm kidding. I kid him.

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I started crying and it was bad. I just wanted to hear her do. There's that song she does that I really, really like. really, really like. I forget the name of it. It's, see, here's my conundrum right now. I'm going to tell the audience, whatever I say now is going to get taken out of the ad. It would be very, very funny. Well, whatever I say, like whatever song I say is going to get removed. So just in your head, think of something I would have said that would have been funny because you would never have heard it anyway because this has happened before and we just have to take it out. But what is real is

the game time app creating a count use T. I. M. for 20% off your first purchase download game time today. Last minute tickets, low price is guaranteed. Now, let's talk about his death because it is. And now, there Atlantic still doing it. If any progoation may have the last laugh, they won't stop. They won't stop these people with the Atlantic. No, no, he's still one. He's still one. And by the way, haven't they said Putin's been dying for like seven years? They've said he said he's not operable, incurable, everything for years and years and years. And he's, do you see him? He's fine. I think he's got doubles too, Putin, where he's got, there's a lot of Putin's in Russia that look like him. So they go out and it's kind of interesting. Again, we can learn from him a little bit.

Can we say that? Obviously, he's done some wrong things. Many wrong things, but it is an interesting way to compare the two. This is a perfect way to look at the two countries. There is no way that you can't know the selfie squad ends. The selfies end. So what happened? What happened? Do we, he got in his plane. Do we have any that, can we get a, maybe a Kremlin spokesperson

to deny this? I don't think we, because they're all speaking Russian. It doesn't matter anyway. But the Kremlin said this is not to do with us. And then people came out and go, this is on professional. Putin wouldn't be involved in this. I think Lukashenko Belarus. He had the president of Belarus came out and was like, Hey, because by the way, never big a deal with that guy, huh? But he told them to watch out. Lukashenko, I read you told him he goes, listen, guys, watch out. But you know, he came out and he had to say because he has to say he has to go, Hey, this,

you know, this is in Putin's work. This is unprofessional. Well, it seems pretty professional to me. It seems pretty, pretty good. But Lukashenko has to come out and go, no, no, no, no, no. It's actually, it's not what it seems. We don't know who did it. A lot of people mad at him. A lot of people were angry.

Nothing really happens in Russia, kind of without Putin's say so at that level, right? So now people are saying explosion likely brought down aircraft, purportedly carrying Wagner boss flight data and video analysis. There is a puff of white and then a plane can be seen failing, falling, a trail of smoke or vapor stretching behind it, descending rapidly against a bright blue sky. The person filming the video zooms is as the aircraft spirals downwards out of control, revealing that it's missing a wing. Wow. You know, you think at the end, you knew when the bomb went on, he knew there was a split sector. There's always a few seconds to know.

There's always a few seconds to go fuck, you know, as the end of the machine story, where Berk Krashek with the guy says to Berk Krashek is, this is Russia. You know, like, I wonder if that's what if Gany Progozion thought as soon as that bomb went off, like, oh, this is Russia. So there is the plan. I don't know if you guys can see it. It's hard to see, but it is coming down at an altitude. I mean, it's coming down very quickly.

And this is what happens, you know, obviously, if an explosion blows the wing off, it's over. It's over. A plane can handle a lot, a lot of turbulence, a lot of different things. But when you blow the wing off, it's done. And you can see it. It just falls to the ground. And here's the other thing. Get up. Who was on that plane? Because man, did they take everybody out? They took

everybody out of once and there's reported, not enough. This is true or not. The precaution may have been on his way to see Putin in St. Petersburg. He was taking off from Moscow. Um, the people in this plane were all high level members of Wagner. They took everybody out. This was a mob hit where they killed an entire family. They went in and they whacked an entire family. So you've got pregozion.

Obviously, Demetri Utkin. Okay, he's one of you. If you've got any pregozion's top associates, as well as a reputed operational leader of the Wagner mercenary group, done. Valerie, you get out of it? Check it off. Um, Valerie, you get a little check off.

She's a, he's a businessman who holds senior positions in Progoshian's empire. Done. You've any American. Um, he was affiliated with Wagner. They don't know that much about him.

Sergey Probootsen fought in the second Cheshire and Warren joined Wagner in March 2005. Nikolai Matsuzav. They didn't know what his deal is. Alexander Totman, usually the people on the manifest, the other non-coup passengers on the flight is Alexander Totman, who's call sign is taught. The center did not publish additional information about an apparent Wagner member, and then sadly the crew members for the flight, which by the way, I mean, can you imagine that getting that crew flight? You go, hey, can I can I like fly a plane without an engine instead of this?

Because it would be imagine seeing that guy, I imagine you're a flight attendant in Moscow and you walk into work and you get your vodka and you pour it in the coffee or whatever they're doing. You get on, you put your lipstick on, get the tips where they should be. I mean, it's still a country where I believe the flight attendants have to, you know,

I think they have to. This is my guess. You know, not here where it's, I mean, Christ, right? I mean, I mean, the things that stalk the Isles of planes in this country, the half dead army of mutants that just up and down the aisles. Huh. Um, but you walk in and you like look out at everybody and then you're like, fuck the guy who tried to overthrow the government is on the plane this morning. And then you hear the explosion and it's over and then it's over quickly and it'll be it'll be forgotten quickly and they'll move on.

And this is what Russia does. This is the inevitable and only way that it can be resolved over there. There isn't. This was the whole point of my kind of rant about it is just that it isn't. It's why we're clearly the better country in the more fun country. You know, because you've got any progoation cooking show would be more fun. That would be fun to see him like try to be like a person after he just lobbed heads off and he's like the consistency of the soup is too thick.

Um, but you could tell that's where he was going in his own mind. He lived a very interesting life. And RIP to him, him and my, the sad thing is him and my mother would have gotten along. Big time. They had the same ideas about Africa, by the way. But no, they would have, they would have clearly probably gotten along,

which is sad. But it was such an interesting thing and it crystallized to me, almost a difference, not necessarily between the old world and the new world. There's a lot of things going on in Russia. There's autocracy. I'm not needed.

But what I'm saying is that it is such a very interesting thing, um, looking at how obvious it was to most people that have even a rudimentary understanding of that culture that his death warrant had been signed by his actions. But a lot of people in the American media for whatever reason were incapable of seeing that perhaps mistaking Russia for this country where there may have been a path to redemption for him. As there would have been for Donald Trump, if Donald Trump was just like, let's just go back to the drawing board. Let's go back to what works.

I'm going to be entertaining. I'm going to call people, I'm going to call women fat and ugly, which no one can do anymore, but it needs to be done. I'm going to do it. And I'm going to have an empire of entertainment because that's all, you know, that's all fine in terms of like he would have been allowed. There would have been, it would have been like great. He would have been welcomed back immediately. He would have been kind of welcome back in Hollywood. It would have taken maybe a year maybe because that town.

They couldn't have less of a fixed idea of anything in that town. It's everything and everybody for the most part is malleable they are you know They're liquid. They take the shape of the container. They are, you know, incredibly easy to influence. And I think within a year, you would have seen Trump kind of climb back on the throne of being an entertainer. If he lived five years, he'd be hosting some big thing. And it would be all okay. And he would do jokes about January 6th. And people that think I'm kidding, I'm telling you,

you do, I don't know, are you new? Have you lived here? If he was able to live and he was able to stay funny and you know, he didn't get dementia or something, he was still like George Burns, like those old guys that live forever, but they're still sharp, down rickals, people like that. If Trump still had it in a few years,

there's no way that you would not have been welcomed back into the fray of the entertainment business where they're very comfortable with him. They're not comfortable with him in the White House. So that's why they're indicted. I mean, he's been indicted like I wake up, he's indicted. I have breakfast after breakfast, burrito in a low carb wrap, he's in dieted. He's in dieted multiple times a day. How many times for four? Four, yeah. Four, but the count is so many counts. Maybe she's been dieted only four times, which is a lot, but there's counts upon count. I mean, it's like, they want them bad now. Cause they don't want them running for president, which is why I wonder if in hindsight,

now he's like, I wonder if now it's too late. But I feel like now he might be going like, let me just do a show. Let me just do a show. Let me do a show. I can do a good show. Netflix should get him out. Fox should bail him out of jail and go,

we will make sure he doesn't run for president. Build a fake White House in LA. It's no to president. Just have a lot of power anyway. It's not a big deal. Build a fake White House in a studio in Burbank. Let him think he's the president. Let him pray. He'll have more power than the actual president probably. Let him sit there and and shit on people, make fun of them. Say what he wants to say. He just doesn't have the nuclear football. But he can do all of that. That would have been a happy medium. But that's not precozion. That's not going to happen. You're not going to go back to being a chef. You're not going to go back. You know, you're not going to be in braze after a few years with paintings, you got an artist now.

He's not going to go on a Russian talk show and five years ago, I'm, I'm actually an artist now. Take a look, see what I did here with the oil on the canvas. Take a look at that. I'm also doing mixed media now, which means I incorporate. See, a lot of these are old news clippings and I've fashioned through the, that's not it. That is not it. That is not the way it works over there. It is a cold culture of, of, of, of, you know, final judgments over there that are harsh, that are doled out by the Kremlin and you get shot in the face or your plane blows up

or you get poisoned. You do not get a TV show. You do not, uh, Pesco. You do not collect $200. You do not get to Russian version of chopped. You don't go on Alan and bring the art out and talk about how you're sorry about torturing everybody in the wars, but here take a look at the art. You really into that. You know, you've been painting a lot. You're not allowed to do any of that. Doesn't work. It's not OJ Simpson where you can come out and be after killing you. I've somehow the most rational guy on Twitter and like genuinely a steward of this

country now. And the things he's saying have genuine weight and value and we should listen to them and we should find common ground politically. And every time I see him in that golf court, I am like, wow, I forget that he killed his wife and decapitated a friend. And it just not, he had one shot at redemption in Russian. It wasn't really redemption. He got out of jail and then he realized pretty quickly,

oh, I'm committing the wrong crimes. I should be committing better crimes that make me more money. And I gotta do that with the government. I can't commit crimes where the government is coming to get me. I have to commit crimes with the government. I'm broadcasting from New York today. A couple of buildings next to be Golden Sacks had the same realization. They had the same realization. What we can't, how many women can we choke and grab the pearls?

And then have the government's trying to get us, we got to work with the government. We got to commit crimes with the government. So it wasn't really a redemption arc. It was a shift in strategy. It was a shift in strategy. And he said, well, I cooked these hot dogs, I make good hot dogs. And then he said, let's do that. And then the government said, here's what we're going to do. You're going to provide all the food. You're going

to be the chef. And then he goes, okay. And then he started the Wagner PMC. And he goes, let's start doing this. And then he started the internet research agency. He evolved TikTok clips. He did it. He did internet research agency because like any person who's, you know, trying to have a good career, you have to evolve. And he evolved into, he goes, we need a troll farm. And he started the internet research agency. He was indicted by the way in America. I don't, I think it was indicted for his work supposedly, you know, and I'm sure he did

fuck with the election over there, you know, but I don't know spreading by giving my aunt rubles to post what you would have anyway on Facebook. But all the election interference stuff that we heard about at nauseam to no end was him, which was why I found it slightly funny that when he was marching on Moscow, there were, we were gleeful here. There was glee and people were going, Putin's hours are numbered, not even his days, his hours. This guy's gonna take over, who's this guy?

And you go, oh, the guy that supposedly destroyed American democracy. So it was, that's why I was going, uh-huh. Doesn't make much sense. But he met the fate that anybody who's paid attention. I've read books about Russia. It's an interesting culture. It's a fascinating culture.

And Hashan said that I'm spiritually Russian because the shape of my body and that I do like luxury. And that I do relate to a lot of the oligarchs. And it's not, by the way, it's not, they've done wrong things. But when they were taking all their boats, I didn't think that was right. I, and I went on the record with that. I didn't think it was right.

And a lot of these oligarchs are larger men, and they're on their yachts, they have their furs, and they're horrors. And I thought it was wrong. And spiritually, there's something Russian about me. I don't know. That's what she said. I didn't say it.

She said it, but she was born there. I don't listen when women speak, but something about that. Now, although I will with fucking Barry Weiss, can you imagine this? So Barry Weiss writer, cultural critic, journalist, Barry Weiss called me and goes, I want you to moderate a, oh, not moderate. I want you to open a discussion. Elon and Zuckerberg are gonna, they're gonna have a big debate. And it's gonna be the biggest media event in the world. Would you do comedy before it and comment on it? And I said, absolutely 1000%.

Well, then she called me back. And apparently a funny thing happened on the way to the forum. I said, absolutely, 1,000%. Well, then she called me back and apparently a funny thing happened on the way to the forum because the line had been changed. Instead of Elon, we got Grimes and instead of Zuckerberg, we got an hush from the RedScare podcast. Now, these women are lovely women,

but it was slightly different in terms of media, event, potential, perhaps Louise Perry's on this well as Sarah Hayder. I don't know these people. I don't care. Now it's the theater at Ace hotel downtown LA. I'll be there. I'll be doing 20 minutes of comedy and some comment. I'm going to comment on this. Like you just imagine the massot going, this is what we're paying her to do. This is what we're paying bear and wife to do. We're paying her to set up, uh, you know, has a sexual revolution failed. I'll

answer that yes, because I'm there. It's for women speaking and I'm showing up, but she's paying fairly and we respect her. And I'm just saying with the Russian oligarchs, I'm not saying that I'm just saying Hey, let's all be nice. Is that nice, NATO, to take someone's jet when they've done nothing but self-fertilizer?

They didn't invade Ukraine. They're just selling for, of course, they killed a few people here and there, but they're just selling a fertilizer. And they're boats gone. So that's why I initially, you know, like this, that rich man north of Richmond song with that guy's, you know, it's a good song. He's talking about all the rich people to try to take everybody's lives and livelihoods and control everybody. We can't play. We'll get trouble. But this guy, respect to this guy. Um, he turned out a big record deal. He's like, I ain't not no different than nobody. And he's making killer money anyway. God bless him. He should

stay independent. I would be hilarious. Even six months. He's like, I'm fighting Jake Paul. I'm fine. He just becomes a regular content creator. He's like, Jake Paul getting the ring. Um, but yeah, it's a song. Everyone's like debating the political implication of it. It's a song, dummies. It will do nothing. It is a nice song. People should have music. But I wanna do a Richmond North Richmond

for the oligarchs of Russia. I wanna record a song on a boat, singing about the pain it is to be an oligarch who they take your fucking yacht. I don't want it to talk about this article, but that's you've getting, Progusion. I want to talk about this to Wall Street Journal's now telling people, you know, they always do this. You know, Bloomberg does this at CNB.

They all do this. It was a famous article a while ago. You'll own nothing and you'll like it. And now there's this article and drudge ran it a while ago where they're basically just saying to you, they're going, listen, we know you have an idea of what a house is. We know you have like an idea of what it is. But you got to get rid of that. And the title of the article, I'm not, I'm not getting, okay? And again, all of these articles, by the way, are meant to be written so that you will accept lower and lower standards of living and think their hip. That's the game.

The game is that you have to think it's cool. Like the title of this article is good by bathtub in living room. America's homes are shrinking. Faced with high mortgage rates, cost constrained Americans are embracing smaller homes. It's hip, it's cool. That's the angle. Eating bugs is fun, it's hip, it's cool.

You don't wanna be an old fucking boomer with a house in a yard, do you? This is the game. The game is to make the lower standards of living cool. Feet that you feel hip and young and you feel like it's, ooh, it's the sightgeist to not have a kitchen. Isn't that the title go up?

It says, what does it say? It goes, good by bathtub and living room. Hello prison cell. Good by bathtub and living room. America's homes are shrinking. Like Americans are, and by the way, they're embracing. Look at the word you, they're embracing smaller, embraces what you do when you love someone, you hug them. They're not settling.

Now an honest article would be, good by bathtub and living room. America's homes are shrinking. Americans are settling for smaller homes, but they don't want that. They go, Americans are embracing smaller homes. They like it. It's good. It's nice when people come over your house to everyone stands in a hallway and talks. It's nice when people come over your house to everyone stands in a hallway and talks. It's nice. Why do you need a living room? Let's read this article. When I see an article like this, I send it to like 20 people.

It always makes me laugh. For many Americans, homeownership may be attainable only if they give up a dining room. Home prices are on your record highs. Frustrating millions of potential buyers who feel priced out of the housing market. Home builders are having to find ways to make their product more affordable to increase their pool of customers. Shrinking the size of a new single family home is increasingly popular way to do it. Smaller homes can help cause constrained buyers face high facing high mortgage rates. They also boost the bottom line for build it.

And here we are. They also boost the bottom line for builders who are contending with spiraling labor and construction costs. Now, by the way, the people building these homes, it's not like mom and pop to Italian guys who are like building the home like, hey, it's fucking Rocco is building a home. These are, these are massive companies that build these homes, right? They're private equity companies own all these home builders,

right? What's that big home builder, DHDL? Yeah, this K and B. What's the other one? Do it's all over North Carolina, DH something, DH Horton or something, home builder, like, you're Horton. Yeah, D.R. Horton, America's largest home builder. So what, these are corporate structures. So when we talk about home builders, like people think it's like, hey, I got a little juice in the deal for my baby, GiZepi. We're building you a home. We need to make a little

money. We need to make a little scratch. We need to make a little scratch How's my wife and Maria gonna have a mum enough money for the cheese? That's not what this is right this is corporate massive companies Going we need to find a way to make even more money So no dining room no living room. It's not into it. Home sizes are shrinking. The most in some of the hotter markets. The Seattle area with the size of a newly built

home is 18% smaller than it was five years ago, tops the list, new homes in Charlotte, North Carolina and San Antonio shrank by 14%. Most builders in architects follow the same basic playbook to produce tighter, more efficient living spaces. They're axing dining areas, bathtops and separate living rooms. Secondary bedrooms and law spaces are shrinking

and sometimes disappearing. You all sleep in the same bed and fuck each other. At the same time, they're increasing the size of multi-use rooms, like kitchens, and great rooms, shared spaces, like bunk rooms bunk rooms, jacket chill bathrooms, which are the worst things ever. Where it's like one door you're like in the bathroom and then the door is opening and you're like, no. In some cases, the kitchen island has become the only eating area in the home,

which is great. It's lovely to have a holiday to kitchen island. There's nothing better than a Thanksgiving dinner at a kitchen island. But if we're a godless country, nobody even celebrates the holidays, but let's say we do occasionally, right? We like Thanksgiving. That's the one with food. And there's nothing better than sitting

at a kitchen island, eating Thanksgiving dinner, sitting parallel to your family, not looking at anyone in the eye, not having a look at them, which is great, because everyone's, you know, everybody's on 15 antimes, I had any medications and everybody's like,

you know, somewhere on his spectrum, so nobody can make eye contact. So this is nice. You just sit on the kitchen island for Thanksgiving and you stare at the stove. And if someone asks you a question, you don't even have to crane your head to look at them.

You just stare at the stuff. School is good. Climate change. Estridge homes, a semi-custom new home builder that operates near Indianapolis recently launched a new neighborhood concept with detached homes, 300 to 500 square feet smaller, and 50 to 75,000 dollars cheaper than it typically builds. Now listen, concept with detached homes 300 to 500 square feet smaller and 50 to 75 thousand dollars cheaper than it typically builds now listen America has crazy big homes. We don't need the biggest homes in the world right we have these massive mcmans Rooms and rooms and rooms that people don't use right? I I understand that there's a lot to criticize with that, you know

But what they are saying is that God forbid any of the corporate parent companies in all these home builders lose a dollar. They're just going to convince people that having a room to eat in for a holiday is a luxury. That's a luxury. Having a living room is a luxury. And what you know, basically it's like, you know the room at the prison? Did everyone eat something? Let's do that. Every house will be designed to look like a big, a penal colony, big prison room, where you could just sit on a floor and eat. And if you wanna do it, if you wanna sit at a table,

you do it in a kitchen. That's great. So they're gonna convince people that a dining room is electric. They don't want to lose any money, really. They don't want to lose any money. They want these to be big margins. And the people that run those companies have a lot of fucking money.

It's not independent mom and pop contractors. This is massive, corporate, big home builders, big landlords, blackstone, places like this to don't, all the fucking houses, these are the people making these decisions. So it's not like, this is not like we're getting European, by the way. And go, go, I wonder who owns DHA Chortna,

big their home is, right? It's like, it's not about like being more environmentally conscious and sustainability. It's not about going, we don't need 6,000 square feet. It's about convincing Americans that a living room or a dining room is a luxury that they do not need because the people that are a billionaire need more billions and billions and billions of dollars. Where is this guy's house? There's no way you're going to find his house.

It would be, uh, here we go. CEO rating, how comparably we're not going to find the CEO of D H Hortons house. Yeah. I guarantee it's not small. I'm going to bet you that the CEO of D H Hortons has a dining room, David old. The door is locked. The door is locked. The door is locked. The door is locked. The door is locked. The door is locked. The door is locked. The door is locked.

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That doesn't make any sense. I'm a daddy, I think I'm a girl. At the kitchen island, you're not even gonna give a kid a dining room to tell their folks they're non-binary. Did their gender fluid, they're gonna have to do in the fucking kitchen, like an animal? Does that make any sense to anybody? It doesn't make any sense to me. Poor guy thought he was he thought he was Taylor Swift. That guy thought he was fucking Taylor Swift.

Another article in the journal, they want people to be older, they want people to live longer. another article to journal, they want people to be older, they want people to live longer. In this crazy country, how we age and how scientists are working to turn back to clock. Could there be anything worse to try to keep people on his planet longer? Is there a worse idea? Progozion tried to overthrow the government later in life. That's not a young man's move. Later in life, that's when Trump got elected. Later in life's when it gets fun.

That's when Trump got elected. Like later in life when it gets fun, that's when you go wild later in life, go, who cares? Shoot for the moon. Who gives a fuck? I'm not going to be around that much longer. So that is when you can people got to check out. When people get to that point with their day go, I don't have to live with the consequences of this. That's when they got to go. That's not when we shouldn't be trying to make people at 110 year olds here. Because at 95 they're going to go, maybe Hitler was right. It's what happens. They call this roadmap the hallmarks of aging,

a set of biological features and mechanism linked to our inexorable march towards death. Over the past decade, the hallmarks have helped guide the development of drugs that clear away cells have stopped defying and gene therapies that appear to restore cells to a more youthful state. I'm all against this, by the way. This endless prolonged life is such a bad idea in this country. This country, we're going to have people in their 90s who are youthful and fit and ready to start problems. We're going to be putting 90 year olds in jail for barfights.

I mean, it's just no, could there be a worse idea than having 100 year old people with a spring in their step? Do you see these 40, 56 year old boomers walking around Vegas? You want to see what that looks like 40 years down the line? If they're still healthy, can you imagine that the only thing that stops people in this country is death. The only thing that gets even close to stopping them. Otherwise, it's just forget it. I'm 97 and I'm here. Can you imagine the level of entitlement these boomers would have in 100? I've been on this earth 100 years

and you're telling me this table's not ready yet? 100 years, these people are gonna live. The boomers are the worst generation on earth. We're gonna keep them here. We're going to keep them here. They're already behaving erratically. You know, the idea that we're going to keep them here for years and years and years so that they can turn around and go, I have 90 years of experience. 90 years of experience and they can be out and complaining is the craziest thing that I have ever seen. It's insane.

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If you want, we're on Patreon every week, in addition to YouTube. What a, what a, what a, what a, it's a weird time because my mother died and pergusion died. It's very weird. It's very interesting to, to, to kind of, it's, you think about life and I, and I, and I think his ultimate flaw was going, I am Taylor Swift. And in Russia, there is no Taylor Swift, sir. You will swiftly be dealt a blow. No, he, you could see it. You could see the joy in him. You could see his brush with fame. You could see he thought it was America. He thought he was Taylor Swift.

He thought he was going to go on the arrest tour, but he did not. It's Russia, baby. It's a different game. And you know, and he knew it. The minute that bomb went off, this is a guy who's lived and died by the sword. There was a moment of respect because he, you know, some of the biggest resets you have in your life are in a minute, in a moment, right?

David Carr, it was a media calmness for the times, wrote a book called The Night of the Gun, and it was about how we was smoking crack, and he looked at his children in the car, and he said, I was prepared to be a bad person, but I was not prepared to be a bad father. So on a dime, he goes, I got to get help. I got to change my life. There are all kinds of instances where people change their life on a dime. They have this white light moment, you know? And so sometimes you could get a reset. And sometimes it'll happen

to get a reset. And sometimes it'll happen instantaneously where, you know, the chariot or whatever it is becomes a pumpkin. It's snow white. It's like this, that's snow white. Cinderella, the Stroke of Midnight, everything goes back to the way it was. You know, the Stroke of Midnight, we put this some time on the clock, but at the stroke of midnight, everything's going to go back to the way it was. The carriage will become a pumpkin. And all of a sudden, you were this glamorous princess, but you're going back to what you were, just kind of a cute girl who lives on the outskirts of the castle with these demon sisters who hate you. That's what your life becomes at midnight.

And his midnight was in that plane in Moscow. When he's sitting there, he's got his group around him. He's like, wait a minute. And by the way, how funny you're just thinking of Putin and all the Kremlin just watching this show. They're just sitting in the pals in St. Petersburg watching it. And they all have translators on and every now and then Putin goes like this to the screen

he goes, but in the in, in, in, in, in, in, up and here, he's sitting there and the bomb goes off. And there's a minute where he goes, what was that? And then there's a second where he knows exactly what happened. And he's got all his people around, because you gotta remember, he's on the flight, he's flying high. He's got all his guys, he goes,

oh my God, look, nothing's changed. I'm still this guy. In fact, I'm bigger than ever. I'm on the eras tour. He was on the eras tour with his people in the jet. And then the minute that bomb went off and the and the wing of the plane was no longer visible. And he started cr... You only get a second because then the G forces get you to the point where it's just like it's over. But the split second, he knew what it was when the clockstroke midnight and the, and the,

and the, you know, the, the fucking, the carriage became a pumpkin or in his case, the jet became a missile, hurling to the ground. He remembered what he really is. You're not Taylor Swift, you're not on the eras tour, you're in Russia. And that's the way it happens. From someone who's not Russian, but who's spiritually Russian. I explain that to you. Good night everyone. I wish you well, as always. Bye-bye.