The Tim Dillon Show - 359 - A Victimless Crime with Yannis Pappas

Episode Date: September 2, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. Day 68 of the SAG after a strike and the WGA American crisis, Hollywood insider, someone here that can help us make sense of this time, help us make sense of it. Janis pop is the host of what is the name now? Papas hour. So Janis pop is hour. Help us make sense of this time because here's the reality.

My mother's last wish, she's dead. When she was dying, she said before she died, she was pay the writers. That was her final, that was the last thing she said. She goes, she goes, just pay the right, she goes, just pay him. Yeah. She jumped ship when they turned on Trump, right?

On Fox. She didn't want to live in a world where Tucker Carlson was not on television. Right. Here's what I will say about my mother. She got out of a decent time. She had a great run of America. It was a good run.

She did. Like that generation, ironically for her, the Obama years were great for this area for the country. And then, yeah, Trump inherited a very booming economy, you know, yeah, she lived through a time where she made a lot of excuses for Trump and Jani. A lot of Obama do for the economy that made it so good. He was no drama Obama. Oh, they get on him instead of his wife, as a dad.

Do you believe his wife? Do you believe he's, as we all, big dick Mike? He's it. No, but let's be honest with you. If I told you Obama was gay, let's be very honest. Would you be a shocked man? Would I be shocked if I said Obama's a bisexual? I would be shocked. He smokes New Ports and he plays basketball. I'd be shocked. Why would he? Why would he shock you that

he's get? Do you? Do you look at that? I'm shocked. He's got a white mop. Do you look at that relationship and think that that is genuine? Absolutely. Really? What is that based on? Black love. It's based on arm. I'm good. I mean, it's just so crazy. It's just so crazy.

I don't have a gay or like you've got. But everyone I talk to that says, and listen, by the way, I'm pro that. I'm pro him being gay. And I'm pro big Mike. I'm the progressive. I'm the progressive. I'm actually the progressive. Everyone, the Republicans are trying to dunk on him

because they hate gay people. I'm a gay person who likes gay people and thinks it would be pretty fucking cool if we had a gay president and a trans-first lady. Here's the only thing I don't understand if Michelle Obama is big dick Mike, as it's, if she is, don't make it vulgar. Well, no, that's all you do.

No, that is, it's all you do. Probably off already, right? This is what she's called in the hashtags, on Twitter or X and WO, yeah. Since Elon went Hollywood, Hogan. Yeah. If Michelle is Michael and those dick bounce videos are true. You never watched the big dick bounce videos. Oh, I have, and by the way, can we,

can we ask what's going on? Well, this is what I'm skeptical of. Why is she freeballing as a transgender woman? Good point. Don't talk. Good point. Don't they at least wear time johns? Credit where credit is done. Why is why is she not wearing box briefs? Why is she wearing 19 97? Some days you think. Some days you think you can get away with it, right?

But she knows she's going on Ellen. She's going to have to dance. Why would she pick that day to wear old school boxers? If the bounce videos are real, she's packing. She's she's she's got a nice cut of me. She ain't Irish. Yeah. If the bounce videos are real Yeah, she's not an Irish Catholic. She's packing. Yeah, I'm listen all I'm saying is this I Don't have a problem like Abraham Lincoln is rumored to get a very close relationship with his friend. Yeah.

I was about to say not his wife. Yeah. So like, what does that make him not a good president? I don't think so. It makes him, it makes him buy. So maybe Obama's buy, maybe he's not, maybe he's a straight guy. He did say, and I'm sure you've said this is a heterosexual man. He did say in a letter, I make love to men in my imagination.

You know that. That is a letter that Barack Obama wrote to an ex. I make love to men every night, but in my imagination. I've never said that. I've never said that. As a heterosexual man, have you said that ever? No, I've never thought it unless the guy has taken a lot of hormones and looks exactly like a girl.

Because by the way, which is not, that doesn't even count. I'm fooled. You know what? But here's what I'm saying is that I'm not basing this on nothing. The quote is, I make love to men daily, but in my mind, I don't know what that means. That might mean I make love to men daily, but in my mind, I don't know what that means. That might mean I make love to men daily, but in the imagination, that might be something he's just saying, it seemed cool to get pussy. Right. Is that how man get pussy? Who was, did he want to be

an actor before he became a politician? Very possible. I don't know. I can swim. It's a good show. If I turn up in an East River, we know what happened, Mike. But I'm just saying we have to get more evolved about how we look at people. Are you suggesting that is hot chef drowning the two foot pool because an affair between Obama and him was about to come out as you put your cool, moldy sunglasses on? I don't know. I'm just saying if I was fucking a hot chef, and by the way, it would be lovely. Yeah. If I had a hard bodied chef who paddle boarded every day in my pond, and then one day that chef came to me and said, you got to be who you are. I'm telling everybody about our love, that person would be done. So whose fault is it? If that

story is true, whose fault is it? The shaft. It's the shafts. Keep your mouth shut. I mean, you know, it's like they say in Scientology, this is for sucking, not for talking. Is that what they say? That's what they say. Is that really what they say? They say. Yeah. David, what's his name? David mischievous. David misquits said to Tom Cruise. Yeah. Remember, this is for sucking not for talking. We have you. You're on it. We know what you think about men. We know what you like to do. This is for sucking not for talking. Right. Okay. Is it a bad deal? What Scientology did for those people?

Not at all. It's not at all. Not a bad deal at all. Right. It's a nice deal. I think Lee Remini's a rat. She is. Technically.

He's a rat. And I said it before, all of them get famous. They all participate in that thing. The sea or they torture the other people. They have to work 20 hours a day, whatever it is. And then they decide once they're famous and rich, they're not into it anymore. Cause you know why? Because Scientology goes, we want your kids to be in it now.

And then they go, no. Yeah, that's when they get a, that's when they grow conscious after they, it's so they've done, they've gotten everything out of it that they can. That's when they get a, that's when they grow conscious after they, it's, they've done, they've gotten everything out of it that they can. That's when they decide to grow conscious. It's like asking a murderer to give an apology at court after he's convicted. I mean, and he goes, I'm sorry. It's like, you should have been sorry before you did it. It to me, I'm like, they went to wanted to do.

They went to Tom Cruise and goes, listen, we know what you like. And the reality is we can protect you. We can protect you. For decades, you can be the biggest star in the world. We just will create an alternative reality of who you are and sell it to this country of people. And Tom Cruise said, great, let's do it. And maybe John Travolta did, I don't know. I don't know. It's not my business. And they were repackaging an old black male apparatus, the old confession, right? You do the audit. So the Catholic priest goes, come, come to confess. And then they go, okay, we know all your dirty secrets now. So you're going to have to turn the other way. Well, I go on this date with the seven year old. Right. Don't say anything. And then the audit, similarly, you do the audit. You

tell all your dirty secrets and Scientology goes, now we got evolved the whole the guys that you slab. And so now, yeah, remember, this is for sucking, not talking. I told the priest when I was 12 years old when I was 13, I said, I'm having these thoughts and feelings I don't understand. And he was like, why don't you keep them yourself? You fat fuck. That was a straight, that was a straight, that was a straight priest. That was rare. You corner rare one.

Straight priest. Yeah, that's like an albino tiger. There's rare. Yeah. Well, here's what I will say about this writer's strike, which we are, America is in crisis. We're not getting out. It's like, it's going to be a long time. It's like, he was what happened.

David Zazlove, big daddy Zaz. Yeah. Ted Sarandos, Teddy, Greek. Donna Langley, I believe NBC Universal. These are all my best friends. She's so strange for me. But they, I think I actually heard through the Greek grapevine that Ted Sarandas loved your interview with what's his name again? I think his name is. Who?

Um, he's from Austin. He's, he's a little famous. Rogan? No. He liked that one, but he liked more the one with Alex Jones. Alex Jones. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Ted Sarandas was going, let's put that on Netflix. I think, but by the way, he definitely does. He's into it. He's into it. He's into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what?

Cause here's what people don't realize about life. It's really boring. Yes. It's actually incredibly boring, especially if you're rich, it's really boring. That's where drugs or drugs come from. Ted Sarandas is so bored. He's so bored. What's he going to do? Buy another house stared a few more dolphins, Mary another black woman.

So when someone goes, hey, maybe Michelle's got a hog or something, he's tuning in. Probably it's not more entertaining than that. It does not get more entertaining. It's fun. It's just fun. Yeah. They had a meeting with the writers killed. Everybody was hopeful about this. I spoke to people that, you know, they represent me. They go, yeah, this is

coming to an end. This was about a week ago, the AMP T P, whatever it's called, that's what it's called. They sit down with the WGA negotiating team. And the WGA negotiating team, then the WGA negotiating team is hard core, like old Brooklyn Marxist. I respect them. It's like Adam Connover, guys like that. They don't give a fuck. They don't want to hear nothing, right? They want, they want, it's like grapes to wrath time with them. Respect to them, right?

They're doing their thing. Everybody's playing their role. So you got them, and then he got big gotties as and the crew and big gotties as David's house is very offended and how mean everybody has been to him because he decided to pay himself a quarter billion dollars because he thought he was worth it. Now, by the way, if you don't realize your own world worth who will? No one will. I mean, if someone is deciding their own salary, what are they going to do? Short sell them. It's genuinely crazy to expect David Zazov,

big daddy's ass, which sets a brilliant merger, a Warner brothers and discovery, because people, they go, why doesn't water brothers have more investigation discovery? And so he goes for thinking of that brilliant idea. He paid himself a quarter billy. He's very offended at how nasty people have been to him. He's very offended at how directly they're going after him. He goes to a college to speak, they're booing him, they're chanting pay the writers. All of these billionaires are upset at how personally this has been, this has gotten

personal. It's gotten ugly. So the AMPTP meets with the WJ goes, you have to take our offer. You have to take this offer. And it just falls flat. The WJ is like, get the fuck out of here. The WGA now is refusing to meet. There's no new, there's no new meetings on the books.

How do we solve it, Janice Popus? How do we do it? How do we change it? I don't know. This is kind of like the Russia Ukraine. It kind of feels like our military operation in Afghanistan. It's going to go on for a good decade or two. Yeah.

Whoa. Yeah, I just don't think it's going to end. That's crazy. Yeah, I just think that it's, I don't see a solution. You think there's never end? No. I, the only place I can see harmony between the Marxist union working class and the elite of Hollywood is in Julia Roberts' home, which is married a camera guy.

This is an uncomfortable time for their relationship. That's very true. She did marry a camera guy. She married a camera guy. Women are an uncomfortable time for their relationship. That's very true. She did marry a camera guy. She married a camera guy. Women are idiots. Here's the thing. He's a union camera guy. No, I'm sure he's got a dick.

And you know, he's he's pounding around. That's a love we can believe in. They're still together. I believe in that love. And here's what I would say. And you also believe in Obama and his chefs love. I, what I'm saying is, I know that you're putting it out there as that that's an unreasonable thing to

believe. Not at all. I'm saying, is it any more unreasonable than any of the other things were asked to believe about people? No, I did not say we were asked to believe the bill in Hillary Clinton were in like love. Remember that? We were asked to believe that like Bill Clinton and Hillary were in love with each other. That is love in Washington. That is love in Washington. I don't know about that. Every town has a different type of love. Okay, that's maybe, that's a good point.

That's a good, long island has the love where we're going to, it's just eating. We're in the cul-de-sac. We're going to eat vast majority of it is eating and racist. Yes, yes, it raises. Long Island, you want to find someone you can be racist with while you eat. Yeah. That's what it is. What's your definition of love in Georgetown? Is it romance? No, it's called it's time. It's Claire and Frank Underwood. Who do we have to kill? Right. Yeah. So, so to me, I don't know what's going on with the Obamas, but I just think all possibilities are open all the time. Taylor Swift's on tour.

Don't be such a downer. I'm not. I'm actually, I think it's fun and nice if he had a love with a chef. I think it'd be great. I think it'd be great. I think it'd be great. We'll never know because guess what he's saying. And by the way, sometimes it is nice

when you have a love and then that love is gone. Yeah. And sometimes look when you're the most powerful man in the world and maybe you are straight and you married, maybe you just want to have an affair with a hot guy just because like, you know, I'm born. I'm born. You're born. And you know what? You expect that that chef who's getting paid a nice salary will know, you keep his mouth

clothe clothes. A rose is going to drown in two feet of water. All these writers, all these writers that are saying to themselves, I want residuals. I want more money. I want. Start a fucking podcast and shut up, you baby. There you go. There it is.

There's the answer. Does anyone have a putting furniture together yet podcast started. There might be the animation fucking go. There's only, there's only 10,000 of these. You can be the 10,000, 10,000th and one. We need 10,000 more. Is there a podcast breaking down Tim Dylan episode yet on it? Probably is. But isn't this class warfare? Yes, it's class warfare and it's ugly. Yes, it is. It's ugly. It's between the poor and the rich. Well, it's between the rich and the rich.

No, it's between the poor and the rich. They're not podcasters, they're actors. The writers have money. They're not three of them. No, some of them have money, a few of them have money and a lot of them have never made anyone laugh. So, isn't that money that's like free money? money, a few of them, a few of them have money. And a lot of them have never made anyone laugh. So isn't that money that's like free money?

If you're making money in comedy and you've never made not a one person laugh, isn't that free money? That's free money. It's casino money. During the last four years, the casino opened and everybody was able to walk in and you got chips based on how diverse or interesting or whatever you were.

And they wanted to tell marginalized stories and all that. So it's you're playing with house money. Yeah. I mean, you're talking to the wrong person. If you're looking for sympathy from the writers and the talent executives, they said known me for everything. So I've had to do everything myself. So I just say, I just say learn to code.

Yeah, I just say learn to code. It's a cold, it's a cold harsh reality that hopefully they're hearing. Now, I don't want to do pilots that don't make it to air anymore. Yeah. Because Tim Dylan shows getting a million viewers and we have no script.

I believe I'm for both. I'm for both. I'm for the writers and the billionaires because I have integrity. Oh, I want everyone to win, right? I want everyone to win. I want a billionaire to wake up and be a billionaire. You're not rooting a little bit for one side.

Well, here's what I've said. I've said I'm in the middle, but I will poison Adam Conover. If David Zaslov gives me a vile of something to throw at him, I will do that. Right. But just because I like challenges, I love spy novels. But no, I, I, I, in this war,

I think the only ground that I can take is the middle ground. Right. You know, which is the middle ground. Right. You know, which is where you live. Look, I like the CEOs better. I aspire to be like them. I think they're good people. I think the writers have certain points.

You just got to pay the... The CEOs now, the AMPTP has suggested that the writers start drowning their children. Now, I say to that, I understand it. And I understand why they're doing it. I don't agree with it. I don't agree with it. But they're saying now a writer, if you're a writer and you cannot afford your child,

you should drown it in the pool you can't afford. It's green. That's very green as well. It's environmentally sound. It's environmentally sound. It's environmentally sound. Look, just pay these pauper's before they, before they dive into your foyer, they attack your lawns. Yeah. Just pay these

pauper's something. I was for the writers. I, I was really, I wanted to get out there with Mark Ruffalo. I wanted to protest. I wanted to hold my sign. Mark Ruffalo. I wanted to get out there. But it went, but when that side got nasty, right, CEOs and started getting personal, very mean, and started talking about their salary. Don't like it, that's personal. But here's, that's out of bounds. Here's the reality, here's the reality.

Actors make a lot of money and they know and talks about that. Nobody's talking about actors getting 20 million in movie Mark Ruffalo is not giving it back Nobody's talking about that everybody is only talking about CEO compensation, right? Mark Ruffalo and if Netflix if I'm the only person who will do all of the shows in Netflix Yeah, if no one else will work if I have to Skap and be in every show if I'm that bitch from Wednesday that doesn't blink, if I'm on Outer Banks, if I'm everything, if I'm every fucking true crime documentary,

if I have to do every show in this country, HBO, they bring back a girl's reboot and I'm Lena Dunham, which would be, I mean seamless. But if I have to do that, if I have to scab and do every show I might have to do it, yeah, just put Jimmy Fallon on. Just to make America happy. Yeah, just put the tonight show on. I don't think they have writers.

The tonight show. Do they have a host? The tonight show hasn't been on. That's a great point. I don't, I, by the way, no one is affected by any of that. You know what's so funny? Go and ask anybody like, eh, just ask a guy work in a construction guy. Be like, how are you doing without co-bear?

Are they gonna go, what? They don't even know what's happening. They have no idea this is happening. That's part of the reason why I think the elite, the CEOs and the networks are going like, you guys gotta meet us halfway because these shows aren't making the money that they used to make. They don't make any money.

Nobody cares. The illusion's kind of over. People just want to watch. They're giving white guy specials again on Netflix. I mean, they don't know what to do. There is like three that I can think of right now. I know. And Taylor Swift, I think a little bit of that is sort of a backlash too, where people are

just going like, I'm tired of names like Camp Renn announce. I don't even like Taylor Swift. It's just nice to see a blonde girl up there, guy. You know what it is? Welcome back. It should be called the welcome home tour, not the Arizona tour. It should be called this era's white. This is the white era. And it's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault.

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It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. You're all kids 12 year old kids go just because if you go too far one way the the backlash is is Taylor's one every Action there's an equal but opposite white supremacist crazy names anymore. I agree with you People just got tired of zoom bobway and tutu and Alina it can't happen Taylor have a Taylor they just they watch one too many Species of a guy sitting down doing stand stand up and they said I've had enough people Wanted they want to remember what white people in small towns having high school type problems right? Yeah boys and girls at the soda fountain This is what they want it's time to go back to that everything can't be about your trans abortion

Every show can't be about a pregnant man. We're back to 1950s, Pennsylvania. Reading. It's the glory time. Factories. Dad and mom are working at the factory. That's got a lunchpale. And the factory is apple pieced. Yeah. You're on no factories. Oh, that's it's a theme restaurant. That's right. It's back to that. It's back to that. Yeah. What do you think about pregozion whose dad, if any pregozion who is has, I believe been blocked in it. Yeah, it was an accident. Now everybody that you just imagine the pilots

when they got in there, they go, they go, you got booked on this gig too. Like I was talking about that. He thought they were going to land for one second. Yeah, I'm quite intended. I'm quite intended going to land for one second. Yeah. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

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I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. immediately and then the plane just becomes a missile goes in and crashes. Look, if you cross Putin, you fall from the sky. Here's the deal. He'll fall out of windows all the time around it. How do you feel now? I know that you've, you know, you were a staunch supporter of the Ukraine. What's the question? You're a staunch supporter of the Ukraine. Absolutely.

And I appreciate that. I tattooed the Ukrainian flag on both my daughters. And so to me, how are you feeling now? Are you feeling like there's ever, should we ever negotiate with Russia? Is there ever any reason to try to end the war? No, we should only negotiate underground from nuclear bunkers. Yes. We have to go all the way with this, all the way, all the way.

Let's let them fly. Let's let them fly. It's make sense. Yeah. It's a win, it's a win win situation. It's a win win situation. So I will only, how many can I ask you a question? Have you, were you and your wife going to go to the Ukraine before this hot?

Absolutely. Yes. I mean, I, I had a tough time returning the tickets on Expedia. Yes. What is your favorite food they serve there? Some type of dumpling with sour cream. You know what the f**k is sour cream? Do you know the funny thing about that food? Yeah. Is it kind of nondescript?

It's just like, it's like, track to European. Yes, it's all those Poland, Slovak, Russian, and they're like, here's crowd. And here's a dumpling, and here's a sausage, and here's some crowd and go fight the Nazis. Or become them. And then they all claim it. They're like, this is Polish food. But then you go into a lot of the interesting, like this is a great place.

I believe, I forget it was, fuck, I don't know. It's in Greenpoint. It's maybe called Lomanskaya, great Polish restaurant at Greenpoint. There's a lot of great Polish restaurants at Greenpoint. Great for Polish food. Right, right. Well, for, we, that's like saying, this place has a great hot dog.

Yeah, no. It's basically ballpark food, they serve you. Yeah. I went to a four-star German restaurant in Germany and they put a ballpark Frank on my plate with applesauce and like mustard. Yeah. Like this is your, this is your, that's what they do.

Yeah, they're, they're, they're not civilized. I'm, I want to go on a trip. I haven't been on a real like vacation vacation. Yeah. In a long time. Yeah. A lot too hard. I really do.

I'm telling you right now. It's a show an hour. It's an hour. And you do two of these a week? Two of these a week. It's a lot. Can we, can we, I know you get in a clip and say, dear actors and writers.

Yeah. Dear actors and writers. Dear actors and writers. You see how hard we work. This is cool. But this is hard work by this very hard work. And here's the reality. I do acting as well sometimes.

And it's a lot of sitting around. It's a lot of sitting in the trailer. No, yeah, we kept funny going while I support the actors. Yeah, me too. And David Zazlaw, the fact that you can't support the ball is crazy. No, you could, like, yeah, I mean, you support Ukraine and Russia.

I want peace. I support my union, but I will scab. That's why you're for big daddy's ass. Yeah, that's why you're voting for Vivek Ramaswamy. He wants peace. I want another podcast. You're a non-war podcast, yeah. Should I run, I'm literally thinking about running for the governor of California.

You should try. I might may try. You should try. And here's why. Yeah. I don't want the job. Right. And I think those, that's an asset. It is a definitely an asset.

Because here's the deal. Yeah. I think I could, because California is out, go to the flashmob's, please. There's so many robberies in California right now. Gangs of people run into these stores and just flash mob. Well, you call it robbery. I would stop it. You call it robbery.

I call it how society has failed these people. Yeah, I guess let's put on our headphones to listen to the flash mob. Well news right now out of the community where we don't need to mask thieves Theives have smashed

display cases. They've all merchandise from Nordstrom. That's in the Westfield to Pangamo. Let's go right to Jennifer. We're going to drive in Kenoga Park now. She's got the latest

from there. I can't believe the sanctity of our retail. I can't believe the sanctity of our retail. I can't imagine the

mallets pack. You're producer as a woman. Yes, Jen McGraw. Definitely frightening for shoppers and employees who were in the store at the time as several thieves entered. And some of this it was caught on camera. Some of it was going to be. We're searching for something.

Yeah. Who's to say they're not playing finding Nemo? Here's my issue with this. They call this a victimless crime, but the reality is it's violent. There are people that could get hurt, right? No they call this a victimless crime, but the reality is it's violent. There are people that could get hurt, right? No, this is a victimless crime. Do you think that's victimless? Yeah.

I would really believe that's victimless. Yeah, you, if you believe, if I was a cop, I would say I'm sorry guys, how has society failed you? Yeah. It's crept, but literally the DA and people like that are saying, and I'm open to the debate. You know that guard was in on it. Yeah, the guard's absolutely in on it.

It is not just because he's black. Yeah. Just because he didn't move. Right. Just because he was waving and saying, hey, what's up, I'll see you at home. Yeah, I'll see you, you got my bag, right? So what I told you to grab.

It's, here's the thing about when we get together. It sounds racist, but it's not. It's not, it's not. It's not, that's the thing, but it's actually not. I actually think he was maybe a Dominican guy. It's not, you're hearing things, but it's not. It's not. It's not. That's the thing, but it's actually not. I actually think he was maybe a Dominican guy. Yeah. You're hearing things, but it's not what it sounds like. No, no, no, he just wasn't moving. Yeah. It's just, but he was just kind of like, he was just kind of like, I don't get it, because he's not getting paid a lot. I'm not going to die to guard a, a tote bag. Yeah. They're

saying it to Victor Bliss, Cronk. Now take your headphones off, because now we can't pull it. That looks odd. Yeah. People are running into these stores saying it's a victimless crime. Now take your headphones off because now we can't pull that. That looks odd. Yeah. People are running into these stores. It's a smash and grab. People are going, Hey, it's a victimless crime. Lighting up. Who cares? Don't worry about it.

It's a brilliant crime. You roll in with 40 people. Yeah. There's too many people to arrest. Right. It's pandemonium and people walk out with a couple of fendee bags. Yeah. Big deal.

Well, it is a big deal. Who's getting hurt? A lot of people. A lot of people like who? Here's who's getting hurt with this. To me, one person who got hurt by this. I got to prove it right now. Yeah.

The people that are going to lose their jobs when these stores close. Because that's what happened in San Francisco. Oh. So everybody that works in the store and then the store is basically going to go, we are not going to stay here just like they did in San Francisco. So everybody that works in the store and then the store is basically going to go, we are not going to stay here just like they did in San Francisco. What color are the people working there? Everybody who, I mean, is this even allowed on Apple pie? I don't even know. I'm just saying that's because look at all the stores that are leaving. These are all the places that are leaving San Francisco, all the places that are leaving. Okay. Right. All time to buy good. Marshall's Crate and Barrow H&M Uniclaw Anthropology Apocromyid Fitch Nordstroms Nordstroms

SACS GAP DSW. Now you're a conspiratorially oriented guy. So let me ask you a question. Is this disaster capitalism? Will Naomi Klein write a book about this? Is this blackstone intentionally throwing these flashmobs in there? So the prices dip down. I know. They get it going out of business sale. They turn it into one big Costco. No, I think it's paralysis capitalism. I think that people are paralyzed and don't know what to do. And I think that we've gotten ourselves into a predicament where unfortunately the levers of government and bureaucracy are grinding at a pace where nothing can get done and nothing unfortunately, there's no will. Nobody has any will anymore to make something happen.

Right. So people are just stuck trying to be a good person going like, Hey, man, I don't know, I wasn't in that store. I wasn't affected. I don't live in downtown San Francisco. I live in Marin County. I got to mention, I'm not going to worry about it until they're in my window. Right.

I don't think people are worried about anything that's not directly affecting them. And I think the politicians are just saying whatever they have to say, to seem like they're good people and that they're, you know, evolved and that they are considering all the angles. And I think it's paralysis. I mean, listen, these are the wealthiest people in the world. It's weird they're letting this happen. I understand conspiracy theories, people going, why are they doing this?

Why are they letting it happen? Right. I think it's paralysis. I think it's people just not wanting to say the uncomfortable things you would need to say to fix this. Like that was a crime. Like that's a crime. That's the legal. Like those people need to say to fix this. Like that was a crime. Like that's a crime. That's the legal.

Like those people need to go to jail. Like people that are doing heroin on the street are not just poor. Like people that live in tent cities, in many cases, are choosing to live there and use drugs because it's an open air drug market where they can procure the drugs that they're addicted to. What you're saying. Those are unpopular things to say. because it's an open air drug market where they can procure the drugs that they're addicted to. What you're saying, those are unpopular things to say, right? What you're essentially saying is optics have become more important than reality.

A hundred percent are more concerned with the optics than they are the reality. And we've created a world where people are not affected. That's the thing. People are not affected by how bad it's getting in the next town. Not yet. They're not yet. Not yet. Not yet. But here's the thing. It's always, it's like anything else, right? If you ignore something and it festers, it becomes eventually a problem that has to get dealt with. Raising in the sun, it explodes.

But when people go, oh, these flashmops, what do you think drove all those stores out of San Francisco? This shit, inequality. And then by the way, if there's no stores, people don't want to live in San Francisco. Right, right. And then people, I don't want to live downtown. My wife can't go to the store. My gay husband who's a twink can't go to the store, whatever it is, we know lesbians can

always go anywhere, no matter what. But there are there are certain people that are more delicate and more important to society than lesbians. Let's be frank. The Marines are gentrification. Sure they are, but what else do they do? I know they can they can pickle things and they can throw a softball pretty well. They can they can run a bar.

Yeah, they can hit you with a bag. They can build a chair. But I mean, it's state. Are they evolving culture They can run a bar. Yeah. They can hit you with a back. They can build a shrap. But I mean, it's state. Are they evolving culture? Let's be honest. Yeah. My point is the reality is this is the beginning of a rot in a city that comes to, you

know, comes to be a bad omen for a lot of things. Yeah. So those are the people that get hurt. All the legislators are hijacked by gotcha politics. Yeah. Everyone those are the people that get hurt. All the legislators are hijacked by, um, got your politics. Everyone's doing slam dunks on each other. Yeah. Nobody's talking about policy. You watch these debates and local level all the way up to the federal level. It's just all personal attacks. Now that's right. It's like we're watching while and out. It's like this battle. It's just going like, and you're going like, all right, we're hearing about Hunter Biden's emails or Hillary's emails or Trump's and Diamond, you're going, is anyone want to talk about

policy? Yeah, does anyone want to talk about how we can stop the mob from, you know, who has policy ideas? Has there been a flash mob for food? Does anyone run into like California pizza kitchen with stars? Well, this way, because by the way, everyone's just talking about their starving. Well, that's all AOC talks about these people who are starving and they are starving.

Fendi bags are worth a lot. And so they all sell these bags. Right. They sell these bags. Now, money for food, groceries. I will say this, they all did look thin. If you want to catch all those guys, all you got to do is put cameras on at Whole Foods. Get the George Cascond thing up where he goes.

You know, he's talking about, and this is the DA of, I believe Los Angeles, right? Yeah. And this is the DA of LA when he's asked about these things, because by the way, I don't really shop that much. So I don't, you know, you know, I understand, not caring about this, but it is something where I look at it and I go, oh, this is the beginning

of something that could probably, you know, be weird. So it's just hitting you now. The things are bad. Well, no, no, no, I just, these are, it's a new, the flash mob is kind of interesting. It's been around for a long time. It's been around for a long time. It's a little fun. It is fun. I get the peel of it. Like, by the way, I'm a human being. I understand it's fun going. Let's run in. Let's grab some shit and let's leave. Here's George Gaskon here. Yeah. This guy looks like a deer in head. I mean, this guy is just he's the DA. Yeah. Right now in the face of the flash mobs. Yeah. he's got soft eyes he doesn't

really know what to do and he's being asked a question and here put on the uh... put on the headphones and you can hear them uh... it's like the old coach and the book available under the law when there isn't a me to make sure that this individual is accountable. L.A. Mayor Karen Bass also spoke about accountability, saying in part, quote,

those who committed these acts and acts like it in neighboring areas must be held accountable. But not everyone feels like local leaders are delivering on that promise. Businessman Rick Caruso said, quote, I have heard directly from small business owners who feel defeated by the lack of accountability for criminals. What do you say to the person who points a finger at you saying that there are people in this community

who believe they can get away with serious crime in LA County and not be held accountable? Well, I would ask you the question, why would you tell them when you just heard me speaking right now, because I think you have a responsibility also for addressing it. Error. We will use every tool available under the law.

The journalist has responsibility. Get out there and make a citizen arrest. Yeah. Why is this guy not in Miami sitting on a cabana? Yeah, I mean, he's perfect. He's like, what are you talking about? We got a brother here, you have to feed him yourself. I mean, we're all here, body in America,

you know what's coming here. You come here, they get the hat back, everybody has to be responsible for what they're doing. We see the people, we're going to make that responsible. We're in Los Angeles. Yeah, I don't know what, what that is, what his thing is, why he's even, why you see these people don't care about. They're appointed.

These guys are on a, is he a, our D.A. is elected? He's elected. He's a vote for this stuff. They don't know. This is the good thing. I lived there five years. Who's voting and how long are these terms and? Yeah.

Comp-troller is also elected. I can't tell you what he does. Yeah, right. They recalled the guy in San Fran, this guy Chesa Boot, and they recalled him. They were like, you are really fucking up. Oh, that guy. He was basically like tell people that we're stabbed to get over. Yeah, he was going stop locking your store at night. Right. Yeah. 35% of all fatal accidents occur between 6 PM and midnight. People age 25 to 34 of the highest amount of drivers involved in car crashes.

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I mean, anyone who gets into politics is really just trying to do it. In most cases to have enough power to kind of like cover up whatever crimes they're committing. Yeah. That seems to be it. And whatever gay thoughts they may have. Maybe. I mean, nobody, because by the way, is there a shittier life than being a politician? Like, if you're an honest person that has, yeah, but look at all the other better, if you're a really bright smart guy, there's finances, tech, there's entertainment,

you can do whatever you want. Politics does seem to attract a certain type of person that wants to have the power, maybe to cover up, should they do? Right, right. It's weird, like I always talking to Louis about it. It's like, there's just a specific type of guy that gets into politics that rises through the ranks

that stays in it. No different from any other field though. No, it is though. People who don't sweat when a body goes down is people who get to the top. That's true. People with low empathy. Yeah. Yeah, is people who get to the top. That's true. People with low empathy. Yeah.

Yeah. We'll always rise to the top. Yeah. So you need, you need not have empathy is, is really, you really, it's, it, it's helpful in our country to be a sociopath. Helpful. That's an understatement. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Who wants to be encumbered by guilt or morals or... But our job, I don't think so because I think you have to relate to people. Right. Right. And Amy Schumer didn't turn down the Barbie movie because it wasn't feminist enough. Right. Like she said.

Right. Well, I support her. I don't support that movie because she was not Barbie. She should have been Barbie. She should have been Barbie. I would have someone from our community. Yeah, that's true. We got some fucking London broad taking our jobs. Did you see Barbie? Of course not. Oh, a lot of people saw it. I haven't seen it. Yeah, no, I put on my pink dress and checked it out. You should, I don't know. I don't know. I haven't seen it. I don't really have an opinion on it. No, I went to Oppenheimer. Yeah.

Little long. Little long and really at the end, but by the way, it's a bit long. Everyone's walking. Everyone needs three hours of anything now. Yeah, and why is every scene start with people walking? Yeah, well, it just gives you that feeling. Yeah, it's like a rap video meets a 60 minutes interview.

Yeah. His Michael Bay. I wish I could play the trailer for the thing that I'm not allowed to talk about because I'm in SAG because it's a good trailer, but I won't talk about it, it doesn't matter. Which thing is that? A thing I didn't do that I'm not promoting

that I'm not allowed to discuss, because I'm in the screen act. Are you in the screen act or skilled? I don't think I'm in Hollywood. Get out! Get out! Get out! F***ing. I can't think I'm in Hollywood

You could say yeah, I think you had to be though cuz you did comedy I'm sure I'm in it, but listen Let's do you get out there with a fucking sign and put your money with your mother's because I'm playing the long game I'm preparing for the Christian Iatolo is gonna come back and throw gays and brizzets. 90% straight. I like women. 90% of actors protesting this have never worked. They'd have no money. It's just true. And they're out there.

87% of people in SAG make less than $26,000 a year. Right. So it's unfortunate and up to Austin. It's tough. You can't afford that. More expensive than that. Well, live under a bridge. What. So it's unfortunate and I move to Austin. It's tough. Stop it. You can't afford that's more expensive than that. Well, live under a bridge. What do you want me to tell you?

Austin is so expensive right now. He's reading about it. It is a crunch. Yeah. If you were living in that city over the last few years and you haven't found the way to financially better yourself, you are fucked. Joe better get more bodyguards because a family of four estimated monthly costs is now 42 41. Yeah. Without rent, by the way, listen to that again. A family

of four estimated monthly costs, also 42 41 without rent. Right. The zombies are going to storm the comedy mother ship. Good. Law. Yeah. No, they're going to get they're going to get up there and start to inset. I'm guilt-toting. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's a very expensive city now. You know, because this is what happens when things get hot. Miami is the most, it's like the most expensive city in America.

I know it's become a little unbearable. And I love Miami, so I hate to say that. Yeah, Miami's become so expensive that people just can't, they're just diving into the ocean. Well, that's the thing about California. They're swimming back to Cuba. Yeah. The California's move places and they make it more expensive, but they, they, they make them worse. That's true. Yeah. California's don't, they're not, they don't have a, the right type of edge to them. They don't have the fun type of edge. They're like, they got their socks and shoes off. They're putting peacans and salads. The problem with

people from that state is they're too laid back. Yes. And what happens is they don't care about anything. And then what happens is eventually someone does care and the whoever cares is a problem. Yeah. Anyone I meet in Los Angeles, see, there doesn't care where they're like manic on pills. Yeah, there's no in between. Yeah, there's no middle class there. There's nobody who's. There's no middle class of sanity in Los Angeles. There's nobody who's a little crazy.

No, right. Everybody is full nuts or checked out. They're checked out. Like, you'll see this family's in Malibu. They're all dressed in white. They look like a cult. And they're just sitting there and they're kind of eating strawberries or a bay and they're all just staring at each other. And you go, yeah, they don't care that everybody is a flash mob. Maybe the flash mob is getting bigger. I don't

know what side to join. Maybe I shouldn't be a, maybe I should just start flash mobbing. Like they will get to a point where we have to pick a side. We have to go, is it the flash mob? Because maybe they're stronger and more powerful. Right. So there to a point where we have to pick a side. We have to go, is it to flash mob? Because maybe they're stronger and more powerful. So there is a point where, you know. Oh, just always side with the Christian italos. Yeah, that's where you got to go. They're probably as it goes back to churches, just pretend.

There is going to be, I do feel we've talked about this. It's common. A swing back to the evangelical Christianity for order. It's the only thing that can That can put Pandora back in the box. It's the only thing that can put the jack back in the box It's the only thing that can hold this thing together. Yeah, raped by the people you know and trust That's right. Yeah, that's right. Someone you call father right someone right it's because the people forget the day The the real human trafficking. I mean, obviously there's examples of it everywhere, but like a lot of it is organized religion. Most of it. A lot of it is organized religion. And by the way, even during the

Franklin scandal, those kids were coming out of Boyz Town, like there's always been, the Catholic Church was set up by Robin Nobleman to rape children. Well, listen, I'm going to my mother's wake tomorrow. Let's not talk about the Catholic Church in a negative way. What do you mean? Let's not talk about it enough. No, they've done a lot of good things. You've been to St. Patrick's Cathedral.

It's stunning. Yeah, but everyone keeps. Lime Stone is stunning, by the way. They had to stand outside and guard it with hatchets. Real estate means something. It's beautiful. It's gorgeous. If I wanted to rape a bunch of children, I would have targeted the Irish too, because you people don't say nothing and know what to do. Take a look at how beautiful that is. Get up. How many fucking, how much limestone is in that church? It's a lot. Do you know how

many little boys were fed? Where you just like tokens to make that thing? Are you Catholic or not? I'm not Catholic. Oh my god. What are you? I'm Greek Orthodox. That's a freak church. No, you know, you have a weird thing that looks like a mosque by ground zero. Yes, and it looks like a mosque and we rebuilt it. Well, is that what is the Greek Orthodox church? It's the old Catholicism with lamb. Basically, except the priests can marry, can marry. Okay, I like that. Like that.

I like that. And we don't rape millions of boys. But here's the deal. Yeah. You have no money. Right. Your country's bankrupt. That's correct.

You do not have a Vatican or a Vatican bank. Right. You have zero power. Yes. That's correct. You do not have a Vatican or a Vatican bank. Right. You have zero power. Yes. Yes. Okay. We do make a killer frappe. You and you have gray and I like Avra.

We love. We love. It's gray in Beverly Hills and New York, but the Beverly Hills ones are a little better. We have the healthiest diet and we love to talk about antiquity the same way. But also we can't exempt the Greeks from the charge of pedophilia. Let's be honest. No, they started like everything.

Let's be honest. Yeah, they just, they, uh, we can't say that they had nothing to do with that. They started it. That's like telling, saying that Irish people have nothing to do with alcoholism. When in popular culture,

it's all they've ever done is be drugs. Because a lot of them are drugs. But it wasn't like ordinary Greek citizens and Athens or Sparta were raping children. It was the elites right in those city states just like throughout every empire, the Ottomans and the Sultans and the Rousse empire. I'm sure other people were doing it, but they're the ones who got away with it. Right. Well, people get rich and powerful and they get weird. You want to drink the blood of children. What do you want from me? Yeah.

But the Catholic Church, they do it. They're the Michael Jordan of raping children. I know, but don't you see any positives with the Catholic Church? Because let's be very honest, there are positives. And, no, and you get it. What are they? The positives? Yes.

Of the Catholic Church? What are they? It's the one true Of the Catholic Church? What are they? It's the one true faith. Okay. I forgot about that. It has the most stunning real estate in the world. It's feminist because they love Mary. It's the most stunning real estate in the world.

Some of the most stunning art. Right. In the world. Right. We're talking about Rome. We're talking about civilization here. Yeah. That has lasted for a very long time.

The antiquity, the magic, the ritual, the spirits. It's important. Okay, you won me over. Thank you. I forgot about, like, how many do you think they've got away because they did a recent expose in France, and since the 70s, I think they came up with 300,000 children.

It's probably 10 times that. Right. My point is this. And that's just France. It's probably 10 times that. Right. My point is this. That's just France. It's that's a particular area. Who is leaving their kids alone with priests? Who is letting your kid be an altar boy? Bolivians. You should.

You should watch your kid in a church like the way you'd watch them in Times Square. You should. Yes. You know, I was never an altar boy. If they're doing that in France, what do you think they're doing in Bolivia? I know there's no law. Where there's bad things happening.

Here's the thing. How many people have been abused by the Catholic church? Report estimates of 216,000 children were abused by the Catholic priest between 1915, 2020. It's probably so much more. I mean, come on. Catholic church employees increase the total number to 330 because they saw it. Well, listen, it's weird. Listen, being a priest and saying, I'm not going to marry and I'm not going to have any

sex my whole life, right? It would attract people that have problems, right? No, I think it was set up for that. It was set up and they recruit. Yeah, because think about it. Look at the confession. Well, it was only the confession is blackmail. Let me finish. Yeah. Then they take the women and they remove them and put them in the comment. The women got to go someplace else.

Who tends to blow the whistle on abusive children? Women, right. Right. So it's, it's really, but you know that priest could marry up until a point where they decided that the petafiles took over. But they didn't want priests leaving their property to their sons. Oh, so it was actually a money thing, like everything else. It started about money and the church was like, we want all this property. We don't want priests to own it.

So we don't want priests marrying and then having heirs. I just like to look at the data and go, hmm, maybe it's set up for that if we're talking those type of numbers. Yes, Janice, but you know what? Every single religion has a lot of problems. And there's a lot of molestation in every religion. And not every religion has a lot of money except Islam has no problems. I agree with that. Yeah. That's right. We're agreement. I agree with that.

Absolutely. I agree. I agree too. I agree. Yeah. And Judaism. Judaism has none. You know what? I agree with that. Except for those two. I agree with Judaism being not a problem. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah. Everything is real does this call. Catholic and Protestants are the problem. Islam and Judaism not. Protestants are, listen, and I don't want to say anything wrong here. I don't want to say anything wrong. Right. I will. Protestants are dirty pig people. They're dirty pig people.

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today at Mercedes Benz.ca slash EQ. Sorry. They're kind of like like, like, their churches are like shacks to discuss. They set up shop wherever they are. If you're sure, if you, if I'm walking with building on Christmas and it's not nice, yeah, what are we doing? Yeah. What are we doing? It's like the bar show scene of religion. You know, telecare still exists, which is a Catholic church channel. Telecare.

It's like the long, like my grandparents used to watch it. And my grandparents used to watch it build on and he was like the head of the Catholic league and all these people, right? Is it still on? It's gotta be still on. Yeah, I think so. It's on Verizon Fios in Long Island. And it's channel 271.

And you can watch Telecare. Now, I want you... So, let's, can we play a little of this here? This is a Catholic faith. Like, this is the type of stuff that they would have. Now, obviously, this is from a while ago. This is... But this is the type of stuff that they would have. Now obviously this is from a while ago. This is, but this is the type of stuff. This is from 2012.

I love it. But this is the type of stuff that they would have on low-n Island television. Dude, I remember all, I, all my, I had so many Irish friends. I would go to Catholic church. Yeah. I'd eat the wafer. I remember my grandparents would watch things like this. Let's take a look.

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It all starts next Friday, live at 10, 30 a.m. here on Telecare. Now they probably have podcasts, right? They have, I mean, there's no way they haven't evolved and with the times. I mean, all I know is that the, don't you have any respect for the size and the sheer scope of the Catholic church? They're the second biggest landowner in Washington, DC. Is that not something that impresses you? That is very impressive.

Thank you. The first biggest landowner, what you see. Wait a minute, hold on. Is the federal government. This is four weeks goes that telecare. This is Catholic faith network. Let's see what that is. Let's see what this guy's doing.

Catholic, no, the one that's up there from a couple of weeks ago. Okay, here we go. Yeah, reflection. Oh, this was in Spanish. It's in Spanish. It's funny. Oh, this is a Spanish. It's in Spanish. It's funny. Oh, now forget it.

But they're very faithful. That's why the Hispanics, every one of these guys looks the part to they all look the part. They all kind of look the part. Well, Bill Donahue, the Catholic League was this guy who would just come out. And again, you know, I, you had to, it was interesting during the Iraq war and they had to come out and go to Torture's Catholic. Like Catholics.

Yeah. I got it. You know what I mean? Like Catholics to show some Long Island, like Bill O'Reilly and all those guys who tried to get his wife ex-communicated. They had to, it was a challenge because they had to come out and basically go,

you know, enhanced interrogation is actually like Catholic. Right. And so these housewives in Long go, you know, enhanced interrogation is actually like Catholic. And so these housewives in Long Island, New York that were watching and hearing the news reports of like, you know, people being, you know, naked and staked pyramids and having dogs bark at them and being beaten and water-borted. These guys said to come out and say, this is God doesn't have a huge problem with this. No, no, it's actually okay with us. Yeah, we're ready to apologize to Galileo's family

and descendants. Right, right. So that was what it was very interesting. It's an arm, you know, the kind of the Catholic church. It's always been kind of an arm of the political realities of whatever time we're in, right? It's a, you know, it's a public relations thing. That big time, big time.

And bud, bud, bud, bud, maybe it's true. Yeah, maybe there's some truth to it. There might be some truth to it. Boston Globe wrote about it, but who can trust the media nowadays anyway? But here's the deal, the church is not, the crimes, the churches committed, the churches, the people, the churches, the people,

the churches, the people, the churches, not the crime. The church is not the. The church is the people. The church is not the crime. The church is not the crime. The church is God. You have something? So, telecare became the Catholic faith network. We'll put something on from this. So, they have a cooking show with preachers now. That's good.

But this is what we want. Catholic content. Real food. And this, you know what it's about? It's about cooking real food for God. Yeah. Real food. I mean, this guy. He's great. I mean this guy He doesn't turn down extra now because you want seconds. He was a real food today

We're gonna be going against the grain and preparing to quick and healthy meals using two grains Marley and fat this guy's a boy addiction and a food addiction. Hey, let's not call the guy a pedophile with absolutely no evidence. It's not at all, John. It's a big thing. I'm sorry to maybe suspect. Oh, no.

He's like, the thing I like about these grains is they're young. They're really young. They're talking about barley. Now, it's a funny thing with barley. I don't know about your life. When I was a a little guy my mother used to make beef barley soup, you know from scratch But barley was always kind of something that they fooled me with they told me that was a pasta So I used to think that barley was like a kind of macaroni And then when I found out it was a grain I didn't want to eat anymore

So that's kind of the interesting thing. So now when you go to your specialties, supermarkets, they're sold off with this guy. And markets, you know, that have been, you know, the Foufezk ball practice. Stuff already made and you can buy a little pound of this and a pound of that and take it home. One of the things that's on every single super market,

food kind of display is barley, a barley salad. And it's so inexpensive and so easy to make. We shouldn't be afraid of these greens, man. You think it's slippery? We shouldn't be afraid of these greens. Don't You think it's flippin' up? We shouldn't be afraid of these greens. Don't be afraid of these greens. Don't be afraid. Sometimes you make him in dark rooms.

You think he's so whipped up a couple of tanks. He's like, we love the boys. I mean, great. I mean, great. We just don't know what I'm making right now. Does not have meat in it. But, you look at this. You look at this.

I did I say it. But I like meat. I like green pubes to meat. I'm just gonna show you the beef. I like breake. I like breake. You better believe it. I'm just going to show you the technique. So we're going to start with first of all, it's asparagus. I love asparagus. Asparagus is just a terrific,

and it's the boy of food. I said that. It's a great one to kind of utilize. So I'll just cut the edges off now sometimes people break them. So I'll show you one way you break this spot. Usually we're ready. Oh, I just read this episode. We've already been banned from everything. YouTube's getting with it. I'm just saying we have no proof of anything. I don't know. We're just we're just joking. We're joking. We're joking. And we actually we didn't accuse them of anything. Right.

It's a good point. I was never touched by a priest. Yeah, the AP, you saw it, not best efforts. Right. Um, you know, but here's the thing, man, I mean, it's, it's complicated, right? Cause I'm going to my mother's wake and it's, we could do the funeral mess and it's Catholic. So what do you want me to do?

Just like in your church, just look up the background. Your church has problems too. We do with his corruption, but we don't. There's a lot of corruption. We don't tend to have the child abuse that the Catholic church is being used. No, the Catholic church has a serious problem. They're being accused of it at least.

I'm Jewish, right? I support Israel. I'm Jewish. And I support Israel. You can support Israel. I do. You can't be Jewish. I think they should have all the land They want absolutely who cares. They're never trying to conquer the world. No people accuse them of it, but they're not I'm serious Why are people not mad at the Germans or the or Stalin or people or us?

Israel's just saying give me one kabootsu There is real just saying give me one cabood so Little one do it people are mad at the Germans and does they should be but it's real I think you know whatever they eat that puppy they want a tiny little bit of a smack Here's what I'll say they want a little schmeckle that Palestinian toddler had a look in his eye He was gonna do something. He was a problem. I don't know. Janis pop is where can people find you? See you. Enjoy your comedy styleings. The Janis live. Yeah. The Janis Pappas hours. My podcast. I think you really enjoy it. Check it out. See me on the road in New York City. Sony Hall, San Francisco, Portland, Vancouver,

everywhere. Go to Janis Papas Comedy.com. And it's not just the abuse of Catholics. No, because my grandparents, that was my last battle. They'd be so angry with you if they heard this. I'm sorry to bring all this up, but you know, you know, it is. You do this a lot where you attack Catholics. I can't because we're like, is some punching bag for your broke ass people. It's my fault. What happened? You, your broke ass pedophiles

in Greece. You're broke ass pedophiles. We, we do not have to always sit on Catholics because you see our church. You got a little mosque church down by ground zero. We're fifth avenue mother fucker. Good point. Come see me, Tim Dylan comedy.com where we will not be abusing the Catholic. At all, we understand that things happen. Parks to see it when Philly, Los Angeles, Charlotte, Lexington, Cincinnati, Davenport, Omaha, Sacramento, Australia, Perth, Adelaide, Sydney, Melbourne, Auckland, Christchurch, those are New Zealand, Rochester, New York, New York, New York, Carnegie Hall, Pittsburgh music called Detroit, Michigan, Toronto, Ontario. And that's pretty much the rest of the year. The great, Janus Popus, Janus Popus, our on YouTube, go subscribe to that show right now.

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