The Tim Dillon Show - 425 - Bad Friends

Episode Date: January 11, 2025

Tim sits down with Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino to discuss the Golden Globes, the film 'A Complete Unknown', the anniversary of January 6th, and the disastrous Korean airplane crash that left Pudding the Dog without a family.  American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=f07ec8ffb2a8490f #TheTimDillonShow Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, the host of the Bad Friends podcast. Thank you for coming. I can't see because of all the fog. I know. I mean, it's too, it's too, there's, it's steamed up and fogged up. It's called, Opn too, it's steamed up. It's fogged up. And he's still Optimus Prime's sunglasses. Well, I got these in Las Vegas.

People said they were good. Which people? The guy at the store, the black guy in the boots. No, no, no, no, no, you said, And a lot of Asians, there was an Asian in the store. Let me tell you something about Asians, okay? Let me tell you something about Asians. He knows a lot about Asians,

but I'm gonna tell you something about it, because I am one, if you don't know, my friend. I do okay. It depends on what kind that's right. Interesting. That's right Which kind told you and I didn't Asian told you I don't know baggy pants big belt lot of zippers That is true, that's what I thought because I thought you were gonna do the machete one with the you know The brown shorts are all cut up. No, no shoes those they don't know nothing. Yeah, those ones. I'm If you want to make a trail in Vietnam, I'm not saying that that's the kind no for sure No, these were fashionable ones in Vegas with like lot like big coats on this is Balenciaga Good ones. You ever see those ones with like a huge coat like it. Like it's like the Nutcracker where they could open it and there'd be others.

Like it's that type of coat. This is Balenciaga? These are Balenciaga, but they're not really... What's the price point on these things? I don't... it's $1600. Yeah. Mmm. It's silly.

How much do you get paid a month for the show? 70,000 He gets paid a lot he gets paid six figures but a year a year Wow, yeah good for you, dude Do you get Balenciaga sunglasses? No, but I bought him sneakers. Yeah. Yeah Golden goose Not golden goose. We got we got night. They're nike's But nice nike's we don't start with golden goose What is he Nikki Glazer?

What do you think about the golden gloves is she's gonna kill it I think so she's done it a hundred and I've seen it a Bunch and she's killing it literally a hundred and a row her work ethic dude. It's stupid. 108 times. I've seen it a bunch and she's killing it. Literally 108. Bro, her work ethic, dude. It's stupid. Yeah, she's got Asian work ethic. She has Tiger Mom work ethic. She really does. And she would do like 3 or 4 sets a night. 5. Sometimes she does 5.

Absurd. You would never. We would never. I would never do that. I would do it 3 times and then I would say, I don't want to hate the jokes so I'm going to stop trying. Well if you do it too many times you can't blame the writers. At some point you can't blame the writers. So if you do it little you can blame the writers. I like that. Right. You do it less you blame them. You do it more it's you. You did it. We saw her do it. We did Ice House store. She went to the improv. The factory. I've seen her in every room doing it. It's unbelievable.

I want to apologize about the machete trails thing earlier. No, of course. No, it's already out there. But everyone knew what you meant. I didn't know. I didn't mean anything, but I was, I haven't, two hours of sleep. Yes. And when I, in retrospect, I go, no, everyone, everyone would know, all Asians would know

about your glasses. Yeah, no, no, no. And we, I didn't, when you said machete, I didn't even think you meant a real machete. I thought you meant like a, like a figment. A figment. A figment. A figment. A figment. A figment. Machete I didn't even think you meant a real machete I thought you meant like a figure of speech just describing a certain type of personality. When you go to Vegas do you gamble too or no? Yeah, Baccarat. You are Asian. I play Baccarat. That is that's Asian game. High end. You Mahjong? I don't do that I do Baccarat. Oh, Mahjong. Baccarat is the best odds in the casino because it's 50-50. Right. And it's a fun game.

You do banker always or player? Always banker. Always banker. I always bet banker. Me too. Baccarat. Baccarat's fun. I like it.

It's fun. And it's a game you can sit for an hour or two and have fun and you're up a few and down a few. Bobby doesn't gamble. But you know what's a fun, well you gamble in life I guess, less so than on a table. No gambling at all? That's right. Can't.

Why, I have. I'm just not good at it. But you're also an addict. You can't get trapped in a hotel. Yeah, I can't get than on a table no gambling at all. That's right. Can't wait. I have I'm just not good at it But you're also an addict you can't get you can't get trapped in a touch. I so much money I'm an addict too, but I'm confident. I won't get addicted to baccarat. That's a great greatest last word. That's one That's one thing I go if I do get addicted to baccarat like that's how it should end well, you hear those rumors you hear those rumors are comics and I'm not speaking ill of the dead because He's the best but I heard stories that norm would Make them give him a check to the casino to play out Wow, you know like instead of like pay me just pay me in chips or whatever pay me in chips

I don't know if that's a true story, but I love the idea that he was like My dice story. No what I was working the back door in the late 90s Okay, the late 90 in the light 90s. Okay, the light 90s, the late 90s. Man. What's so funny guy? It's all right. I just the light 90s. I didn't know if that was like a period of time like a dimension we couldn't access as white people. The light night light 90s. So I'm working I'm working the back door. I don't know dice at all. He comes up to me and he goes, Hey, Ching. That's what he used

to call me. It's really but not in a racist way. No, no, not at all. It was chit-ching. Chit-ching. Oh, yeah. He's like, it's not racist. Chit-ching money guy. Money guy. Gotcha. And he was teaching. I go, Bobby Ching. And then he goes, we're going. I go, going where?

He goes to Vegas. He went to the management and goes, I'm taking the little Chinese guy. He didn't know I was Korean. Right. To Vegas right now. So I literally know no toothbrush, no clothes. No problem. I literally get on a plane with him. He goes, you're good luck. He lost eight hundred fifty thousand dollars

in 12 hours. And then when we got back, he didn't talk to me for three years of course yeah well It was a nightmare was that your fault. I think so I Energy there yeah, and there was the first time where I go oh stars can do anything because we were at the gate At LAX yeah, and he just lit up a cigarette. Oh, yeah at the gate Yeah, and I go you can do that he goes I can and he's just right smoking But he can and then they said, put it out. And he just threw it and popped it.

That's fine. I go, that's amazing. That day is gone, by the way. That day is gone. And you'll see that in the Golden Globes tonight, I'm sure. Yeah. You think so? Those days are dead.

You don't have the power you used to have. Yeah, but we gotta get the power back. Like Public Enemy said. No, no, no. Well, that's not what they were talking about They were they didn't mean I don't really know their lyrics What do they mean that teach me well?

I think they meant more power to the people and I don't think they were talking about like Jennifer Aniston Yeah, but you my guess you don't you don't think they were fighting for for the Hollywood elites to get power back My guess they weren't referring to Tilda Swinton okay Okay, so Tim, let me ask you a question, friend. And I want your little advice, my friend. Please, please. I'm with the date. We go to fucking Boiling Crab. Why do you like that place so much?

In Hollywood, Boiling Crab? No, we went to one in Northridge. He loves that, he loves Boiling Crab. I love crabs boiled. He loves boiled crab. Okay, and that's just my thing. So anyway. It's great.

So the one in Hawaii, Tim, okay? For years, I've been doing selfies there. You've seen my selfies. Yeah, yeah. I'm like the boiling crab in Hawaii. I know, they owe you money. They owe me money. Then the corporate, right, would text me back,

like DM me back and go, thank you for publicizing. I take a date to the fucking norther. Everyone in the fucking lobby. That's good. Everyone in the lobby recognized me, right? Yeah Staff I still had to wait an hour and a half What that that's not right? You know be honest. No, that's not right. I take the power back Well, the reality is you need a contact at the restaurant

He doesn't get in like that I don't get in that way he walks in and he wants them to go He doesn't get in like that. I don't get in that way. He walks in and he wants them to go, Bobby Lee. No, no, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that maybe 45 minutes. Yeah. No, that's, no, no, no, you shouldn't wait at all. Bobby, you can't say I'll wait 45 minutes because then you're just saying I'll wait

an hour and a half. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. You need a contact at the restaurant where you have a table when you walk in. Ah, fucked up. It's a whole thing. He doesn't create these relationships. It's kind of what I like,

but we will walk into places together on the road and his energy immediately gets us where we need to go. It's a pure energy that you don't even know anything about and I'm gonna tell you something else, my friend. Learn, Tim, this is for you to learn. I'm gonna teach you some shit right now, dude. In Idaho, remember we were in Idaho or whatever? Yeah. We had a guy call a fancy restaurant and then not only did they say no they go we don't even want these guys in the

building. That's right. Really? They were not interested. They were so fucking rude. What's that place called? I don't remember. I want to rip them apart. Why do you think that that is? He's only got a brand of humor. They're like they're more Barcazi people, I guess. They were they were Nate fans. They had a banner of him in the front lobby. But it's odd that they would ban you from the rest. They just didn't want they didn't care to host us is what they said. Oh, they didn't care. Wow. Which is which we that's fine. At least we know where we stand with these people.

That's interesting. Then there's places we go that are very we call and say, hey, the show gets out late. They suck our dicks. Is there any way we can pay you to keep it open? Cause we'll bring a crew of people. There are restaurants where I'm treated nice. Yeah. And allowed in. We're in LA.

We're in LA, you're treated nice. I know, I know his spots. No, boo Malibu, they're good to me usually. But occasionally, sometimes they can't be. Ocean Prime loves you. Ocean Prime loves me. He's VIP there. I love an Ocean Prime.

You go with this guy, you get treated like a royalty. You never take me to Ocean Prime. Well, because I go there and you know who's sitting next to me at the table next to me is LaToya Jackson. If you want to live that life, you come with me. You want to eat shrimp cocktail with me and LaToya Jackson. Because that's what's left. Everything's Hollywood stars.

Here's what's left. LaToya Jackson and myself eating shellfish in the afternoon. That's what it's here now. How about bringing the tour buses around? Let's bring them around and you can see it. So Ocean Prime, Nobu, Malibu. What else? Austria Moza, Nancy Silverton's joint in on Melrose and Highland.

That's a good one. The fountain room at the Beverly Hills Hotel, that little diner. Polo Lounge. That's great. Polo Lounge. Yeah, that's a good one. He's exclusive at every place that that people. There's some places he probably doesn't get treated well, though. Of course! Well...

I bet you buffets. No, it's, like, sure. But they don't... Well, what buffet in LA would not have this? It wasn't a fat thing. It was just... What was it? If it wasn't then.

If it wasn't... It came out fat, but it came out fat, but it was more like, I just assumed. But wouldn't they want the fat people at the buffets? No, no, no. No, dude. No, they want me there because I'm not gonna eat that much. Yeah, me too. But they know you're not going.

That's right. They know you're not going. They've made peace with it. They made peace with it. I'm sorry about that. Bobby's got a confidence now that I'm in love with because the Ozempic, or I'm sorry, the other one, whatever it's called, Weigovi, has kicked in,

he's lost a significant amount of weight, his confidence is through the roof, the dating pool has expanded. He's got this vibe to him of like a kind of, he's a little bit into like a high school bully again. He's got the swagger of a high school bully. You want me to put you in a locker? See? That's good. He'll do it. I'll put you in a locker and put you wedgie on your face. If there's a locker nearby, he will throw someone in. I like the idea of that of you kind of embracing kind of that tough guy image tough guy I'm a bully bro. Yeah, so you're starting fights. Yeah Like I would pick you up upside down stick in the toilet, but you're too fat like I was alright What medication makes that okay?

There's no way that Novo... That was my bad. Sorry. That was my bad. I love you. Somebody better sue that company from the Netherlands. What is it? Novo Nordisk?

That's a side effect of Wigovia. Yeah, it's a side effect. I'm sorry. You get delusions of grandeur. A side effect of Wigovia is just abusing people in the streets. Wigovia does have... He did have some bad side effects on the first one. Yeah, the ozempic. He threw up for like four days straight. Oh my, that was gnarly.

It was unbelievable. We have footage of it. It's like the shot... We're doing a promo. You have footage of the vomiting. We were shooting a promo. For ozempic. For vomiting. We were shooting a promo for a vomiting for tour and legitimately he threw up for like an entire like 30 to 40 seconds straight. 48 hours of constant vomiting. It was wild to watch. Interesting. It's cool to see it go to work.

Can I tell you what happened? Yeah. It's like Santa Clarita diet where she becomes a zombie. He's close. The first 48 hours. She just vomits. Underrated show by the way. Was a great show. I loved it. Was it great? You didn't watch it. Yeah. That's a squid game too. You know we both watch together. We like that we want to talk about. Yeah. We both separately went to the theater to go watch. Let's talk about it. Bob Dylan, a complete unknown. How was it? Yeah, a complete unknown. Honestly, yeah, go first. I'll go the second. Huge crush on that kid. Everyone's saying that it's a great movie. He's fantastic She's good. Monica Barbaro. Monica. Joan Baez. Monica. Is that her name? Yeah. She's fantastic. The movie's great

It's just you just give the kid credit cuz he did it. I can't believe he did it. He did it. I worked with Monica Barbaro on a sitcom. Well, why wouldn't he do it though? Was she splitting up together? Yeah, she was on splitting up together. Yeah. And even then I knew, oh, I'm never going to see this person again. Now, here's why he was just good.

Because she got Maverick while we were shooting. Here's why that here's why he should have done it. I've never had that experience with anyone I've been on set with. Everyone I'm on set with I go, I will see them again, probably at the improv. Like, I know it's going down. Everyone I've done a film with, I'm like set with I go I will see them again probably at the improv like I know it's going down everyone I've done a film with I'm like it's going bad for them and it's gonna get so bad where they call they start calling me and asking me questions I have a reversal of that yeah I have I

have one that she was a not even a regular she was kind of like was trying to make her a regular they kind of lied to her and she didn't have a lot of airtime On I did that I'm dying up here show and afterwards she fucking exploded She's on that Ginny and Georgia show Brian Howie is her name huge dude, so she's huge She was a waitress on our show barely feature by the way. She's great. She's fantastic. She just did Ginny and Georgia She's great in that so good, and she just did that new Schumer thing She's so good, but that's a story like wow she flipped the She was so downtrodden from the show not putting her on the air and then afterwards

I thought I wonder how she's doing and you know 80 million followers on Instagram Sometimes it just turns it flipped fast it flipped. We're waiting for that flip. I think Gaga's flipped with Joker I think it's done. Yeah, it's over. I believe it's over. She had the run. Oh, she went the other way. I believe she went the other way. That's what I mean. If you're on set with me, it's over.

That's not true. No, I believe that. I believe that. Tim, Tim, Tim. Who else were you on camera with that could fall, potentially? I think Joaquin will survive. I think Brendan Gleeson's out.

I think he's back to Ireland. That's it. Sorry, love him, but I think we've had enough of that. That folksy kind of like, hot, Arter, sing a song for us next. That's it. Sorry love them, but I think we've had enough of that that folks you kind of like hot Archer sing a song for us not next and I think aga's done, but okay. I want to say something Yeah, no two okay number one. I know people that like that movie The Joker whoa yeah, yeah cool. Okay. We also it could be one of those movies

It might stand the test of time and ten years from now it could be one of those movies, it might stand the test of time. And 10 years from now it could be genius. No. No. Okay, I'm just going to. That's not how it works. By the way, thank you. Oh yeah, and also I want to say something about a complete unknown, because I didn't say my opinion.

Yeah, please. What do you mean? Say it. We want to hear it. He looks good. He looks real good. Okay, so first of all, Monica Perbero was also a guest star

on Splitting Up Together. She wasn't, you know, a regular. And now look at her. She's killing it. And number two, let me tell you about a complete unknown. Yeah. Okay? I didn't want to go.

My friend Gene wanted to go. Yeah. Yeah. We sat in the theater. I'm a huge Bob Dylan fan, always have been. Yeah. Okay? As soon as you see him on screen, you go, oh, this is gonna be good. It huge Bob Dylan fan, always have been. Okay? As soon as you see him on screen, you go, oh, this is gonna be good. It's Bob Dylan.

It looks like Bob Dylan. He did it. He kills it! Right. That's what I've heard. Better than Rami Malachi, he did great as queen, right? Two completely different things. Austin Butler, great Elvis, right?

Yeah. I liked it, I liked it, I liked it, I liked it, I liked it. This dude kills it. We went to Graceland. This felt real good. We went to Graceland. The woman giving us a tour was shocked because teenage kids were there, high school kids, college kids.

They're like, what are they doing? But they're looking at us and they're like. No, you were the only one there. Me and the crew. He was sleeping. But they were like, bad friends, bad friends. The woman gives us the tour goes, I'm sorry, I there. Me and the crew. He was sleeping but they were like bad friends bad friends Right. The woman give us the tour goes I don't I'm sorry I don't know who you are and I was like, oh we just do a podcast and she goes, you know, that's weird

People know you here. I had Austin Butler here Not one person recognized him or said hello and that fell. Yeah, Andrew Santino is bigger than Austin. That's right. I'll say I'll say it That felt so good. It felt good. Yeah, it felt real nice. Yeah. They've closed off, we're recording this today, they're doing the Golden Globes, they've closed off like, I don't know, 17 blocks. It feels excessive. It's too many. It feels excessive.

I said to the cops, I go, is this a prime terrorist threat? Is this, if you want to hurt America, do you bomb the Golden Globes? Yeah, well that's actually, you know what I mean? That's an international, no, you do the Academy Awards. Yeah, I mean, I just don't think the Golden Globes are a real threat now look at all the street closures

It's something it's crazy. Oh, they want to shut the whole city down Wow, the whole thing is insane But this is but this is the comics have done that gig it's a tough gig right quite a tough time like and it's Because it's a weird gig depends how you see it Yeah, but that's different. Joe got that gig within like a month of it airing. Right no no no I'm not even blaming him I would never want to it's like the worst gig ever. It's a weird. Would you take it? I wouldn't. Would you take it? They would never ask. They would never ask. Hypothetically. No because it's not the hypothetical is that they would yeah but I wouldn't belong in no I don't I don't think it would make sense for me to do it.

Why would I would do billboards if that was still around? I would do things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I would do people's choice. Do they do? Does the Apollo have awards ceremony? I would love that. I love Soul Train Awards, Soul Train Awards. There was a skirmish at one of them recently. It's kind of a melee. By the way, the best white word about all black fight is a skirmish. Skirmish. There's a skirmish out there happening. Something happened.

That was like, this is my buddy, was on the train in Chicago and he hears these two dudes around the subway and the one guy's like, hey yo! And he recognizes his friend, he goes, oh what's up man? He goes, whatever happened to Charles? Or whatever the guy's name was. He goes, whatever happened to Charles? He goes, oh man, Charles is dead, man. And the guy goes, oh shit, what happened? And real calmly he goes, it was a dispute. Wow. Validated.

And he asked if it was like, oh yeah, it was no big deal. Hosting 2025 Golden Globes. Joe Coy bombing and roasting Emilia Perez. I don't even know what I was watching. What is that? She's commenting about it? Yeah. That's her quote about...

It's so unfair. Well, why would she comment about Joe's performance prior? Is that her quote? I don't know if that's her quote. Oh. No, but it does say, I don't even know what I was watching. I think, look, learning from Joe Koi bombing and roasting Amelia Perez. See, I wouldn't, that's the thing. I wouldn't want to do this shit because I don't, we have no business in that

business. I have no business there. Well, that's the thing is like the same thing with the politicians. If they were giving awards out at Mar-a-Lago. Oh, you're there. And they wanted a host. You. Let's, this is, this makes sense. Yeah. The Golden Globes, not so much. What could me and Bob host? Genuinely, what public event? I think a very fun tech awards. Tech awards would be fun. Or pep boys if they had a word. Yeah, like a...

They stopped doing it. Yeah, yeah, like... AutoZone's got a whole new... Yeah, yeah, something like that. I hosted the Asian Excellence Awards twice. That's pretty cool. It's so funny to me, dude. Where do they have that?

That's a man didn't I fun? Fuck you mr. Chows who outside of mr. Chows on Beverly and is it all graphene? That's good, okay, I know can I also say dude? Yes. You think it was just a bunch of Asians? Yeah. Yes. No. No. Tarantino did a thing. That's cool. He's Asian.

Danny DeVito did a thing. They're all Asians. These guys are all Asians. He's small like an Asian. Ralph Macchio was there. Another Asian. Pretty cool. Well, he's gotta be there.

If Ralph Macchio doesn't show up for the Asians, that's crazy. Yeah, he's gotta be. Yeah, of course. Yeah, Ralph Macchio's coming out for the Asians. Thank you Yeah, you should say thank you. So we you're culture Google a photo of me at the Asian Excellence Awards Please Google a photo of him and by the way, you should have done it already because Asian Excellence Awards alliteration. Yeah, and um, did you enjoy was it fun? Good experience? Well, let me see if there's a photo on there

Yeah, there's no there on there. Yeah. Oh there that's one yeah no that one right there you know that with Kelly Hugh that one no it's the first row. There it is. Well that was it. Yeah. No shirt you know that's how I do it. Ladies and gentlemen, Buddha, Christa! The machine! The machine! Anyway, um... Crazy times. It's hard to do.

A word show seems tough. It's stressful. Also, it wasn't televised and no one really was there. Did you read off of cue cards? What are you supposed to be saying? Were you reading cue cards? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's wild. The Netflix roast that cue cards? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Netflix roast that we all just did, it was fun. How was that? It was an abomination. But it was fun. We had fun. I love Mark and Sam and we all had... You've never done a roast, huh? It wasn't a real roast. It was roasting the year. It wasn't a roast. Like, it wasn't a real thing. It was like we roasted the year.

Right. So it was like we're roasting topics. They asked us to do it. Like drones. They asked us to do it. I said I would do it if they let me dress up like the CEO got shot and they did. And I didn't think they would.

It was one of those things where I said, I said to my manager, I go, let's just, they'll never let this happen so I won't have to do it. And then they actually let it happen. It was fantastic. So then I had to. So I won't have to do it. And then they they actually let it happen It was fantastic. So then I had to do it. They asked us to do it. We said no, thank you They did but we're also we're not no, thank you is the right move But they were Netflix we're both doing Hulu stuff. So I just I felt like that was a weird

I was like, I don't want to I would have done a Netflix if they asked. Yeah, they did. We said no. No, a special. Yeah. This wasn't a special. I'm just saying. This was not a special. Yeah. And then Jeff announced that he has cancer. Well, he's better now. So he's gone. He beat it. He beat it. I knew when he had it. I was so concerned. Once you have it, you got it.

That he got rid of it. Who? Eddie Pepitone. Really? Yeah. like two weeks I got some of the party he goes I was meaning to tell you but I couldn't tell you but I got it out I go what he goes I had colon cancer Wow I don't know if I should even say that out loud cuz it's kind of private But yeah, well I Don't know what do you think did he tell you not to talk about it? He never said anything so then it's fine Are you sure yeah, cuz it's here. it's heroic, it's a hero's journey.

He won. He won. Oh, he won, yeah. And we all love Eddie. We love him, he's the best. He's my favorite guy. Yeah, I love him so much, yeah. But you know, it's so sad.

I mean, you know, we should be more mindful and more grateful that we're around each other in a life. Yes, well, that never happens. Yeah. Well, it's always that thing where you're in bad, you ever, you're in bad turbulence on a plane or your whatever, whatever it is where you feel like you've had a brush with death, it never sticks. No, because the human condition is to be petty and small minded because you can't think about the big things all the time. You'll become insufferable. Right. Can we do a moment of silence for the Korean Air crash? Oh yes, I didn't even realize. For which, for what? The Korean Air crash. The one that went off the runway into the building.

It wasn't Korean Air. Jeju Air. Yeah, Jeju. It was Jeju. Yeah, it's a Korean owned. They're like our spirit. It happened in Korea. All right.

It was sad. OK, let's do a moment. It has to say Korean Air for us to do a fucking Korean Air. And I want to ask you something, very seriously, did you know anyone on the plane? Because I'm asking you chances are high to be honest I don't know if you know anyone on the plan and I'm trying it because it is a terrible thing. It's awful. No

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Yeah, the wall claim the wall. It wasn't anything. It wasn't a malfunction It was the wall that wall wasn't anything. It wasn't the malfunction of the plane. If that wall wasn't there, it wouldn't explode. No, the plane would just keep going and slow down nicely. Slow down nicely. Say that phrase again. If the wall wasn't there, this wouldn't have happened. This wouldn't have happened. This is the Israel-Palestine thing all over again. There we go.

That's a tough photo. Just the charred tail of a plane. I'm going to show you a photo. By the way, photo of the year of 2025 already. What do you think? Is the burning Cybertruck outside of Trump Tower. I want it framed in my house. It's huge. It's beautiful.

The Cybertruck on fire outside of Trump Tower. It's golden. It's gorgeous. It's just like what a... Look at how good that photo is. It's a great photo. I want that in my living room. Something's up with that.

I don't know what. We're not there yet. We're not there yet. We're there planning it. There's more to come. Something feels weird about the whole time we're in. That's a beautiful animal. Well, tell him about the story of the animal.

You know what this is? He texted me yesterday. Was that dog on a plane? No. Okay. This dog? He was flying the plane. Yeah.

This was lunch. You'reu Inu crashes yeah no this dog had nine family members on that flight that died and now he's just sitting there at the airport going, where everybody? It's terrible. Bobby. Hey, hey, hey. No, I'm just, this is the dog. Hey, where everybody? So the dog, the dog wasn't on the flight. No, he was at the airport. Where everybody?

Where everybody at there? You know? And then what is it, you're allowed to eat them now, maybe, I don't know. Yeah, you can. Well, it is actually... It's so super sad. By the way, do we... it's one of those things. Do we even need to know this? It's like we're making it even sadder. Why do... who's doing this?

A plane incinerated, hundreds of people died, and we need to find this story? Who wrote that? People magazine? Yeah, it's crazy. Listen to this. There are many people who mourn the deceased family and want to help pudding by adopting him This dog's name is pudding and its entire family was burned alive in a plane That's what you're working if you're a journalist that's what you're doing now a little country I'm sure there's a turtle there like well I don't like it covered of course Maybe someone that had a frog oh my god

This is very They never returned the organization wrote and the empty house they left behind was haunted by their five-year-old grandpa's pet dog pudding Pudding would stare at every car that drove into town and the locals would feed him out of sympathy for the loss of his family That's sad. It's terrible. The name is terrible too. Pudding is not great. The grandpa's like, one day you're going to be pudding.

We're going to make you pudding. One day you will be pudding. You work hard enough. They never return. This is awful. I told him, I said, let's adopt a dog. We try to find a way to get a hold of it. Yeah, we'll take the dog We'll take pudding it's but there's the thing they wrote the story with no intention on helping the dog

They don't give a fuck. No, the dog is already dead. It's gone They put that dog down they put it down that dog is down you think so pudding's down Yeah, yeah pudding's down pudding is down as of this writing pudding is down There is no way pudding is still around putting is down as of this right as of this ever courting putting is gone It's terrible. That's so let's do a moment of silence like you wanted for pudding and the rest of the people mostly for putting I'm gonna speak in Korean if I may What are you going to do in Korea? Okay. School, God, pepper, younger brother,

Habodiji. Bodogi means fat. What do you think happens in Korea now? Do you think they... Is there any like... How do you mourn in Korea? Yeah, what do you... You guys have wakes? No, Bobby, it's not because I don't know. Bobby, I don't know. I don't know how they mourn. Do you have wakes? Like, you know how they do the Irish wake?

That's what I mean. I'm like, how do you do it? They would do a funny dance or something? What are you talking about? Well, I don't know. I'm just saying, is it, is it, is it? Show us the dance. Is it a... Show us the funeral dance. Yeah, well you have a dance.

Is it a beat? Is it giggling? They have a little dance. Oh. Right. Well, that's nice. Yeah. Let's closure.

Out of respect for the dead. Put that part out. Because, do you know what? Put that part out. No, leave it. That was so dumb. Leave that in. Yeah, yeah, I'm not putting that? No, but there's a week we have cure ducks Bobby I'm not here ducks. I'm not saying we have emotions like you white fox. I'm not saying Asians aren't human I know that's a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, it's not as big as your tear ducts I'm not saying Asians are not people no simply asking what the custom was yeah, but I'll tell you what the saddest thing is. Yeah and

My therapist says I have to stop doing this. Yeah which is I'll Like because I she goes you like I get I obsessed over the mourning of people Right. So it's like I've been watching all night long So what they did was every all the family members were at the airport just staying there in tents. So awful. Now, can I ask you a question? Oh my God. Bobby, why are they in tents at the airport?

That's crazy. Yeah, go home. If you called me and said your family just died in a plane crash, I would never go camp at an airport. That's what I mean. There are differences, Bobby. There are cultural differences. You're right.

Sorry. Right. But they also, you know, we care about the remains. So do we. You're right. Sorry. Right but they also you know we care about the remains. So do we. Yeah we all do. I don't know I don't think so. We ship the bodies. I think Koreans care about the remains more than white people. So you're camping at the airport. Where in the airport are they camping? Just the the the government set up these tenting cities. Can you imagine some people are in the Delta Lounge? That's what I mean. Yeah some people... By the way, no offense to the people that perished or their relatives. Yeah. There are people who paid a lot of money to fly a luxury carrier,

perhaps a London or Dubai, that don't want to see tents of crying people on their way to the plane. So Bobby, if I spend money to have a first-class ticket on Korean Air, which is a phenomenal carrier, I don't want to walk through tragedy and horror on my way into the plane. Let's forget about it, move on. Move on. I never even thought about that and I guess you're right.

I'm backing you up. Look how terrible this looks. This looks like LA. That's it, so these yellow tents. But here's what's sad about it. How does this help? It doesn't help, but they want to be there to see if they can find like a toe or something.

Is that really what's going on? Bobby, that's morbid morbid and sick. This is so sick. This is kind of sick Why don't you come and let's camp and then try to find your cousin? I do is sicker. I'm gonna tell you what I do Okay, right. So when they I don't know why I'm laughing but when the guy you know, I mean, you know He's the CEO or something that works for the airline He's like naming names people that deceased. Right? You can hear people yelp in the background. So he'll be like, you know what I mean?

Song-Bil-Bong. Yes. And I'll just keep watching it over and over again. Now there's people that are angry. Can we watch this? Because I cry. I wanna see this, because these are, and now these people are very angry.

This is so awful. The bereaved are at breaking point. These outbursts happen every few minutes. We better get Miles for this. That's what he's saying. He goes, no, they... These tents aren't big. Just yelling at a desk agent. Yeah.

If I don't get free drinks on the next flight, I'm gonna fucking lose it. Right. This is so terrible. This is terrible. This is terrible. Okay, all joking aside. All joking aside.

Honestly, it's awful. But this is what's so awful is, they have to sit in a room and cry and yell. Well, this is what I don't understand. It's terrible. What I don't understand is why these people aren't with lawyers. Yeah, Sue.

I would be with a lawyer. This is an American culture. This is what he was asking you. Morgan and Morgan. Lawyers. We don't do it there. You don't, Sue? I don't think so.

I would be, if you called me right now and said your family was incinerated in a crash, I would put you on hold and call a lawyer. Yeah. Immediately. Immediately. I would not go to a tent. And I'll tell you why they don't have to do that. Because Koreans are already, it's inherent in their company, they already know they're gonna get paid out.

Okay, well that, by the way, that's good. I just made that up, but I can assume. God bless the dead in Korea, because this is tragic and awful. No, and by the way, we're not making light of this at all. I think air travel is terrible, and I think it's coming. It's gotten worse. It's gotten worse, I predicted it, I, we're not making light of this at all. I think air travel is terrible and I think it's coming. It's gotten worse. It's gotten worse.

I predicted it. I predicted it years ago. It's coming for us. Look, look, look. It's pudding. Now we go back to pudding. By the way, can you Google how many, in the last two months, I'm not kidding, the amount of air crashes and stuff that's going on?

Well, there's landing gear issues. Lots of them. Things can't land. What's going on, Boeing? We fly every week. Are you nervous? I'm so nervous. I'm leaving two days. You're leaving two days. I'm very nervous week. Are you nervous? I'm so nervous. I'm leaving in two days. You're leaving in two days.

I'm very nervous. Where are you going? I'm freaking out. He's going to Florida. I'm going to New York or Florida. Yeah, it sucks. I go to New York, then I go to Florida again. I have a gig in Jeju.

Oh, you're going to Jeju? Yeah, the airport. Both of the two December 2024 crashes happened when landing. Both of them were landing gear issues. Oh my God. And they both happened in December. People think when you're landing landing you're in the clear.

You are not. It's actually the most dangerous time of the flight. By far. When you're up it's fine. And here's the other thing. If you've ever like whatever seen pilots when they're landing, either on a YouTube video or if you're in a jet where you could see them or whatever, that's when they're working.

Oh yeah. Because when they're up there, they're just chilling. But when they're landing, they're like, fuck, this could up there, they're just chilling but when they're landing they're like fuck This could go bad the engine was damaged I'm sitting a talent had the worst flight of our lives in a small jet going from Amsterdam to London It was a 33 minute flight the last four to five minutes of it. We could not land we got to 700 feet It was crazy. We had to go back up that we landed in Birmingham Which was like, you know, three hour car ride away.

And we went up through a storm, and the Russian flight attendant was just sitting there expressionless. Two French pilots, thin guys, exactly what you want. Thin, just working. At the end when we landed, I said, how many landings are worse than that? The guy said, I've been flying 23 years.

I said, how many landings are worse than that? He goes, very few, maybe none. Oh my God. And pilots always underplay everything. And these two guys were like, very few, maybe none. Like it was bad. Sam Talent said it perfectly. He goes, that was the scariest thing

that's ever happened to me as an adult. Wow. I've done two touch and goes. You know, you have to touch and take back off. I did that in Vegas and that was one of the worst fucking, because if the heat is too high in Vegas, right? If it's like over a hundred and something they it's really hard to land So he's landing in the wind and it's crazy and he goes all the way down and we touch and then we go right back Up and immediately everyone's on their phone. See ya. Bye. Love you. Right? This is it. This is definitely how go circle around

We did it again. I fucking hated it. I hate I hated so much landing. Well, oh When it's going down, do you know how you're gonna be? I'm gonna be thinking about you. No, but what do you do? Do you scream? No, no, no, you can't it's internal I for me when I was on the thing with talent when we were landing the second time it was such a crazy storm It wasn't good. I was thinking to myself I was so in it like I was watching like are we gonna get to the runway because the plane's going like this. And I was so in it I'm like are we gonna do it? Are we gonna do it? I wasn't even thinking like this is it. There was a thought I was like this could be it.

Right. But I was so in it I'm like are they gonna do it? You're kind of rooting for the pilot. Yeah. I say root for them till the end. Root for them till the end. Okay. You know? Yeah. It was more this year than other years? Is that what it says? Wow. Why is that the case though?

Because Boeing is, something's going on. Boeing, something's going on. They killed all the whistleblowers. There's too many people flying. Everybody's mad. Go to an airport. Everyone looks pissed. Everybody looks pissed.

Everybody looks pissed, dude. You don't want to be in a situation where everyone hates their job. Because nobody's doing it the way they should do it. This is giving me the creeps. I'm going to Miami. No, it's going to be fun. Let's move on from this. Let's talk about Gladiator 2 or something. Well, Denzel Washington's in it and he's excellent, I think. Did you like the movie?

I saw it. I liked it. I thought it was good. I thought it was very good and I enjoyed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I enjoyed it. And here's another. Can I just recommend another one to the topic? Yeah. Anora. Yes. Yeah, yes, yeah, yes yes yes

The order You see it no, what is that the order is about these white supremacists in the 70s? We're that um radio DJ Jewish guy that got assassinated outside the studio. Oh, yeah Yeah, that guy. You know who plays him in the movie? Who? Mark Maron. Really?

And he kills it. It's a great movie. And the order is about white supremacists. It's about that killing and also like the heist that they had and then how they got stopped, you know what I mean? But you know, it's a really good movie. What do you think is going to happen tomorrow? Tomorrow is a big day for white supremacy. What's tomorrow? Come? Jan six J six we're back baby. I think it'll pass without incident

That's kind of a bummer. I want a little bit of a party I Think there'll be some fond remembrances of a time But I here's the way I look at January 6 truly have you ever been at a party that's gotten out of hand Yeah, yeah, that's kind of what happened. That's what happened. That's the way I look at January 6th. Truly, have you ever been at a party that's gotten out of hand? Yeah. That's kind of what happened. That's what happened. That's what was. It's a high school party. It was not a civil war. They're in a hat. They're in costume hats. It was a high school party. It was a high school party. It got out of hand. It's not a coup. You know, people call it a coup. It's not a coup. You need the military for the coup. You can't be doing a coup with a hat. That's right. A shaman hat. With a

prop and costumes. Right, right, right. You can't. doing a coup with a hat. That's right. A shaman hat. With a prop and costumes. Right, right, right. You can't. No, no, no. No, this is, the kids from the other high school came and they're a little wild. They're a little wild. And things got a little out of hand.

And then the really popular quarterback may or may not have egged it on without knowing. A little bit. Without even knowing. We don't know. He was like, we're having the best time of our lives tonight. We got to go out there and have the most fun. No one can tell us how much fun we can have. Trump, Trump, Trump really is the quarterback. He's quarterback. And he was like, we're tonight's our night to make

a mark and have the most fun we've ever had. And, and, and this is what happened. We have to show Maine South, we're the ones, we're the ones. We're the ones. And there's a lot of teachers that, you know, they say that we're such good kids. We're not. We're not problems. They go, these kids are so sweet and quiet, but guess what? Tonight's the night to show them. You know what I mean, it can get out of hand. It's like a pepper ale.

It can get out of hand. It's no one's fault. It's no one's fault. It's not litigated. It's no one's fault. He's actually a genius. That Jake Angelli. Rogan sent me a tweet the other day. It's no one's fault. It's not litigated. It's no one's fault. He's actually a genius. That's Jake Angelli. Rogan sent me a tweet the other day. He's very smart.

This kid? This shaman, the QAnon shaman. Oh wow. Tim, if you were breaking a window and I didn't know what was going on, I would help you break it. I don't know what's going on. Of course. My friend once fell through a door, a screen door, and ripped the screen out, and we all started laughing. Of course my friend's property was destroyed right his parents were very upset But there was something funny about watching someone fall through a screen door

And if you say if you if you if you said like come into this office, right? Yes, and I mean Nancy Pelosi's office right right. I don't know what's going on. I just Would you go in of course? We're all in a field. We're all kind of having fun, and it's getting a little wild. It's getting wild. It's getting a little wild. But we've all been at those parties where we regret the next day,

everybody looks around and goes, that was really nuts. I can't believe we did that. I can't believe that happened. Do you think he's gonna pardon January 6th people that are in prison? The day he's, the day. You think the day?

Day one. Day one. You think day one? Day one. Okay. I heard it's not hard to do either, to pardon. No, it's a pen. He signs a page.

Yeah, yeah, we do posters all the time. Yeah, we sign posters on the road. No, it's literally us signing merch. It's a pardon. It's a safe thing. The best thing ever though, can you get the January 6th song that the January 6th people recorded a song in prison,

all the January 6th recorded a song in prison. All the January 6 people that went to jail. It's called Justice for All. Wow. And it was recorded by Donald Trump and the January 6 prison choir. Please. I gotta hear it. It is actually kind of powerful.

Are they going on tour anytime soon? If they are, I'll tell you, I will jump on that in a minute. Let me host. Abraham Lincoln, at a time of true crisis with the country on the brink of civil war, appealed for all Americans to be touched by what he called the better angels of our nature. And toward the end of the war, he called on them to bind up the nation's wounds. Lincoln was the first Republican president. In seeking to be the next Republican president, Donald Trump promises to be an agent of vengeance.

And in his CPAC speech, invoke the post-Civil War act of vengeance, lynching in a moment of self-pity. I didn't know that they want to lynch you for doing nothing wrong. I didn't know they want to lynch you for doing a great job. I didn't know they want to put you away because your poll numbers are better than anybody they've seen in years. For the record, the former president was not lynched. He lost. He was voted out of office and he's not being lynched either.

He's the subject of numerous official legally sanctioned investigations. The irony here is that he did have a vice president who was being hunted by a mob the former president encouraged and for hours did nothing to stop, who did want to hang Mike Pence. And according to the New York Times, Mark Meadows, his chief of staff, told the January 6th committee that when President Trump learned of the rioters chanting,

hang Mike Pence, he said something to the effect of, maybe Mr. Pence should be hung. And as for those rioters, shortly before speaking to CPAC, the former president collaborated with a group of incarcerated January 6th Indians on this

And to the Republic for which it stands Wow. There's something beautiful. That's very beautiful. You're telling me Diplo can't do anything with that? Make a beat. Throw a beat on that. Hey, where's John Summit? Wow. No, I'll tell you this right now. It's a regrettable day. Yeah. It's a regrettable day. And it's not good. And everybody, you know, that I know who was there feels sad about it. This is like all my uncles. Yeah, that's everyone I grew up with. That's all my uncles. It's every person I've ever met in my life is that guy.

Dude, we got inside the fucking offices, dude. But by the way, it's a great story. Here's the thing about January 6th. It's one of those stories where it's a great story to tell you were there. I mean, he's got, what is he at? Is he on an app? He's recording right now?

He was one of those guys singing. He's on TikTok Live. Yeah. He's TikToking. Is that a katana? Yeah. Is that a sword? Keep that thang on you.

What has he got? I'm more interested, look at the desk. I want to see what's on the desk. A little bit of Purell, an old Yeti, a Yeti cup. The problem with this country is that we don't have fun anymore. We don't. And this is fun.

This is fun. This is not the best thing. Yeah, it's not the best thing. It happened. Yeah, yeah, this is not the best thing. It's not the best thing. I mean, it's not the best thing. You can also go to a water slide. No, they're closed. It's the winter.

Oh, that's right. They're closed. And you know what? There's lines and there's problems. This is immediate kind of just, here's the thing, man. We all remember doing fun pranks as kids. This is kind of what this is. It's just a prank. It's a fun prank. It's a fun prank as kids. you're getting wacky. You're having a good time with your buddies This is us egg in a house, you know, I mean egg in a house paper in a house Tp on some fruit off the overpass come on

Look at this. He's got the thing. He's got the thick tongue. Look at that tongue. Yeah, by the way You know, it's so funny They've interviewed some of these people and obviously they all went insane and are crazy But they also like when they interview them, seem very reasonable. Like, it's just so insane. Like, they're like, so you took a shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk,

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I think it's gonna be the polar cuz I'm just seeing like a Tesla's explode know that and I'm going but I think you're right It might be nice. You go if you were invited invited, would you go? I'm thinking of it. Oh, you were invited? Yeah. Perhaps. He was invited. I was invited. No, be real.

I was invited. Then you gotta go. I think I'll go. Yeah, yeah. I don't know though. How come we didn't get invited? Well, we don't get invited to stuff. Oh yeah, yeah.

I got invited to like a, JD Vance has like a listening party for an album he's putting out. And I might wanna go to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. Yeah, it's fine. I mean, it was unofficial, but it was like a it was a paperless post sent to my email.

I just don't want to be there. And then crazy craziness starts going on. And I think the security is going to be unbelievable through the roof. Like there's just it's just going to be there's no way. Liberals don't do crazy like that. What do you talk about? You think they do? Some of them do.

But we're not even talking about liberals. We're just talking about like, who knows, dude, foreign actors. A guy drove a truck through the middle of Bourbon Street. That's true. That's true. People go wild. People lose their mind. Yeah. They do crazy shit. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go. It just seems I don't know. I'm going to go probably. It'll be an experience. You got to go. I think it'll be an experience. You know what I want? For Jimmy Carter. Do it for Jimmy. Do it for Jimmy. I'm going to do it for Jimmy. I'm gonna do for Jimmy you know that we're sure that's a new one the for Jimmy You know when the president gives awards out and puts a little thing around their neck medal of honor

Oh, how can I go? Oh buddy so far from that one so far from that? what would I need to do to get one like like you think a medal of honor or like a or like a Ellen got one who Ellen DeGeneres for what? I don't know, but she got one. But Ellen's like in the Medal of Freedom. And she got a medal of something. Look at Biden's face. Hillary just got one 23 hours ago.

Yeah, she got one magic. Look, he doesn't want to touch magic. I don't love that photo. Yeah, it doesn't. You know what? I know it's not going to rub off as it looks great. As I know, I don't want to catch anything that this guy's got. That doesn't present America in our best light. Such an unflattering photo.

Yeah, yeah. So you don't think I'll ever get one? No chance. You know what I don't like about you, Andrew? Give it to me. And I think, Tim, you're in the same category. I really get no support. Well, but here's the thing. No, here's the thing.

Yeah, I get no support. Hold on, hold on. How hard was this for him to clasp? Right. With both of them shaking? And by the way, look at the guy, the Marine, or whatever, just standing there like, I'm not even watching.

That is the face of a guy who's like, I'm not even watching. Because that was such a crazy shaky thing. Between his hands. He's trying so hard not to look. Because he knows. You're right. They're terrible.

They're bullshaker. Oh, it's tough. Bobby, you could absolutely get one. You would have to, there would have to be a president who felt, for whatever reason, close, that you had to help them or you helped the country. We would need to set you up. Like, we would need to have an effort.

That's why I had Kennedy on my podcast. Right. Right. Well, that's good. Do you remember We Paled? Yes. So me and Bobby, and by the way, the last time we talked about canceling,

I'm getting all these people angry at me, we were talking about canceling one show at the improv for a criminal, but go on. So you and I had a benefit show. Yes we did. Right? Do you remember? And then I called you.

Yes. And you go, are you going? Yeah. He's not gonna win. No, we knew it. Yeah, you knew it, right? We knew it. You weren't gonna go, right?

And the line out was tough. Your excuse was COVID, right? COVID. Right, you knew it right? We knew you were gonna go right and the line out you tough Your excuse was kovat right comes right, but then I got covered no No, I told them I had covered before you told them because I stole your fucking excuse smart and I sent them I think your yeah, I told you I shared it with you I yeah, yeah, so I the text that you sent me a lot that your that was my results to them We were on a lineup. It was weird. It was weird. Me, you, Rob Schneider. Yeah.

Who else? People that weren't comedians. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like strange. Send in your COVID tests. Yeah. Show me that you had COVID. I think they're lying, both of them.

I don't believe them at all. I think Bobby Lee and Tim Dillon are lying. We've replaced them with Dre and to Mateo. From the Sopranos will be here. But I would have done it if you did it because you weren't doing it. I was like, I don't think I should do it then either. What do you think about your,

what do you think about those guys having Armie Hammer on, on YMH? We were talking about having him on here. He's doing like a podcast tour. He's gonna go on a tour. Do you know that? He's got his own show now. Somebody told me he has a podcast. He does. That's why he's doing it. He's got his mom on it. He's gonna go on a tour. Do you know that? He's got his own show now. Somebody told me he has a podcast.

He does. That's why he's doing it. He was thinking about Armie Hammer. He was thinking about Armie Hammer though. Isn't he just a hot, boring actor at the end of the day? But it's interesting they had him on because they have no connection to him whatsoever. It's a strange start for a podcast tour to start on YMA.

Now he's like, see Armie Hammer's an actor. So you gotta remember that he is now playing the role of this guy. Armie Hammer was an A-list guy forever said he wanted to eat a liver probably didn't want to maybe it was a joke. That didn't work. Now he's that guy. But he's also on YMH. Like you would see him talk about the thing that happened and sometimes he'd do it as

a drama and he'd be like it's been so hard and then he'd do it as a comedy. He's kind of wacky when you think about and he's going which script is it right? Is it a comedy that they thought I ate everyone right? Or is it a drama am I a podcast guy not like he's just basically trying to figure out like what's the role? He's looking for a director. He's looking for a director. He needs the role to get him back But what you think this is his way to get back into movies something. Yeah something. He's got for a director. He needs the role to get him back. You think this is his way to get back into movies? Something. Yeah, something.

He's got to come back. He doesn't want to not be famous. Yeah, but my thing is, is that there's nothing else he can do to make money. And this is why he's doing it. You guys are crazy. When everybody says that it pisses me off, he's a fucking hammer. He's a fucking hammer. He has money.

Do you know about the Hammer Museum? And his family is worth. He sold his truck. He's pretending he has no money. How could he not? He sold his truck. He's pretending he has no money. How could he not? He sold his truck on... He's like, here's me selling my car. There's no fucking way.

His family is worth fucking billions of dollars. Supposedly they cut him off and he was selling timeshares. I believe none of that. I agree with you. I believe zero of that. That's the thing, if you're a Rockefeller sometimes you get cut off. That's what I'm saying. What if he's cut off?

Not when you're this close. It's his great grandfather, right? Give me the Wikipedia on the on the fucking guy. It's his great grandfather that is started the foundation and all this shit. Because I knew Zsa Zsa Gabor's daughter and she got cut off. Zsa Zsa didn't make a lot of paper, my friend. Oh, that's all right. This is this is industrial entrepreneur, industrialist Armand Hammer.

It sounds like they have money, right? Gabor. And that's his grandfather or his great-grandfather. Wow. Right? She was born into it. Yeah, look dude this guy's this is generational fucking wealth. That guy. Oh my god. Look at him. That's it. I passed that. By the way, if you think that guy didn't ask to eat a liver. Completely out of your mind like if you think that guy did he set the standard? Yeah. It just said it said Lenin called him go back up to his on his picture there it said Lenin's chosen capitalist by the press I like that

Close ties to the Soviet Union. So you think it's it's over for him in terms of movies No, I don't know that I can't say that I'm just saying that I think he feels that he has to and I Sympathize with him. He has to figure out like, how do you handle this? Do you handle it like serious? Like my life was destroyed, or do you just say, listen, it's funny, it's like a funny rom-com. I said I texted a few women, I wanted to eat their hearts. People freaked out, it's silly, and now I'm back.

I think that's smart of him to do that, and that's why he's going to YMAs. Tom and Christine are super cool, they get it, they're having fun with them, I think that's smart of him to do that. And that's why he's going to YMAs. Tom and Christine are super cool. They get it. They're having fun with them. I think it's smart. It's wild. It's wild. We're living in such a crazy...

Is that his grandfather? Make sure that that's his granddad or his great granddad. I don't know which one it is. It's just a strange... It's like we are living in... See, upside down in a weird way. It's unscripted. It's so crazy.

Yeah, it's... We're... We are the wildest reality show we've ever lived. It's his great-grandson. Yeah Michael Armand Hammer Armand Hammer. Yeah, supposedly he was having financial issues. Maybe that is untrue. I just don't buy that I think you're probably right generational Well, whenever you meet someone with generational wealth and you do you do occasionally come across people where you're like, oh my dad Is a blah blah blah whoever right? They can't run out. They can't run out.

Generation. You can run out if you just got rich. You know what's interesting about Armie Hammond? He's never looked not good. Like, if you have zero money, you look shit. He's never looked bad. Right. Look at this.

Armie's grandfather was accused of killing a man in 1955 and sexual abuse by his daughter. He's got a good lineage. That's good lineage. That's good lineage. That's insane. Wait, his great-grandfather was convicted of manslaughter in 1919. These guys are killers.

There's something about- Runs in his blood. It's a fun family. It's a fun family. It's a fun family. That's a Thanksgiving. Yeah, you don't become Lennon's favorite capitalist, but you know what I mean?

It's a fun Thanksgiving. I like this new army hammer, I like the char, I wanted to have him on here and eat like really, like ribs. I wanted to have him on and eat ribs, so I'm, I will have him on if me and him can eat. He'll do the show. Ribs.

I think he'll do the show. Yeah, we were talking about it. He would do the show. But you know how Kevin Spacey cries about he's lost everything in his house and this and that? Like, do you believe that? Yeah, but that was my point.

He's not generationally wealthy. Spacey's rich. Yeah, but he made a lot of money. This guy, not like the fucking Hammer Meat, not like the Glennon's favorite capitalist. You would think that Kevin Spacey would have made at least a hundred million. No way. I also think Kevin Spacey's lying about losing everything. Sure.

I think he's probably not being honest. Yeah. I agree with that, but also, dude, new rich is different than generational wealth. You know, dude, the difference is... We're all new rich, right? I'm not that rich, but I'm just saying. The Hammer family, there are... There's money they have they don't even know they have.

Correct. That's the kind of money we're talking about. If you have a fucking building on Wilshire and an art museum. Yeah, you're fucking fine They're fine. Okay, but but but spacey I bet you he lost a lot of all the shit that he had I imagine This guy, you know when these guys talk about being broke They don't mean like I'm living in an apartment unless Hollywood they mean like I'm not maintain their lifestyle I'm not maintaining my life. Yeah, this guy's living in a three bed three bath. When I was with, I did a podcast with Alec Baldwin a few months after the... And he said to me, he goes, I can't believe I'm dealing with this

bullshit I should be on David Geffen's yacht in Nice right now. Do you see what I mean? It's insane. It's a different kind of level. It's a different level. There's levels to this. He was ordered to pay 31 million. That is, by the way. That is heavy. That's heavy. I didn't know it was that much. 31 is heavy.

Oh, wait a minute. He let her say, ordered to pay 31 million by a production company. Oh. Look at the end. He later settled the case for a million. For one million dollars. That's it, a million? He's got fucking plans.

One million dollars. Yeah, yeah. Huh. So he's not going to, he's not like on the streets. I mean, he's going to... No, his problem was, look, his monthly mortgage was 20 grand. Yeah. And he sold his house do it. He's not like on the streets. I mean, he's gonna know his problem was look his monthly mortgage was 20 grand Yeah, and he sold his house for 3.2 Just go to austin with tony. I don't know army hammer kevin spacey

By the way, it's they all moved to austin. Yeah, just be the greatest thing in the world Ladies and fucking gentlemen, the greatest fucking lineup you've ever seen in your life Red band and I worked tirelessly to get this lineup put together. It's Army fucking Hammer and Kevin fucking Spacey. They could start like a new Hollywood over there. In Austin you think? Even the actor has started a production company. Yeah. You know what I mean?

What do we say to Austin? We're never gonna go. No thanks. No thank you. No thanks. I've made my feelings public and never gonna go. No thanks. No thank you. No thanks. I've made my feelings public and clear. Yeah. I love everyone who lives there.

I love it too. Not everyone, that's crazy. I love Joe, Shane, and Tony. I love three people. No, there's people that are great. I love three people. I just don't feel like moving there. And Tom and Christina.

Why do they, they want everyone to move there. It's so weird, it's culty. It's like, I don't wanna move. Well we need to hold up the left, the west flank here. We're fine. We got it, me, you, Bobby, Whitney. We don't have a choice, we have to want to hold up the left the West flank here. We're fine. We got it me you Bobby Whitney We don't have a choice. We have to stay here By the way, if we pull out the final Jenga blocks forget it. We're fucked forget it has to be us

It has to be Burr and Sebastian. Here's why I stay someone has to discuss Sebastian Menescalco at the improv Like he's got to see someone and go... Someone has to play that role! I know! That's right. Someone has to be sitting here in a sweatsuit when he walks in and he just goes, Yeah. That's us! That's us!

Yes! That's us! Someone has got to do it! He's a good example of someone I met early. I love him. You know what I mean? I love him. I love him too.

He's like a brother to me, right? He's brilliant. But I'm so glad I met him early. Yeah, I know what you mean. You understand what I'm saying. But he's very nice to me. And like in that way, like his nod, when he nods, it's a nice nod. No, because he's a quiet but endearing guy. No, he's a very sweet guy. But I get it because he's about his business when he goes in there, he's working on the bits. Yeah, he's not a clown like us. You've never had a conversation with him before then? It's very minimal. But it's nice when it happens. I know. It's quick in and out.

He is very much, this is why he's so successful amongst his talent, but like a few guys like this, they're all fucking business. That's why he's so good at what he does. We go in there, we fucking goof off. We're fucking fuck-ups. I'm a fucking loser, dude. Why are we like that? I want to be business. I want to get a medal of honor. You're never going to get one.

You can't get a Heisman. We spent 30 minutes talking about a dog whose family got incinerated. I know, but it's real news. No, it's not, we're fucked. Your podcast is the biggest thing in the world, Bad Friends, no one needs to know about you guys, obviously. Is there anything specifically you want to plug? Are we ending now?

Well, it's an hour, and I felt I was respectful of everyone's time, because I knew you both had time. You're gonna cut some things out, because I'm gonna tell them with a cutout, so. Can you stop? Let's go relax up. We're not cutting anything out. What would we cut out?

He always likes to do 15 more minutes in case. Okay, by the way, we'll do 15. I already know jokes in my head that didn't work. It's in my head right now. But it's a podcast. We were warming up. If I cut every joke that didn't work when I did Rogan, it would be nine minutes.

It would be a nine minute show. And seven of it would be Rogan telling me to not eat flour. Why does? So it's it's we just got to do a thing. Yeah. What is Rogan call out bad jokes? One time I did a joke last time was on it. Yeah.

And he goes, ha ha ha. Yeah. He does that a lot. Just let it go. Now he'll do that. Yeah. Yeah. He's done that.

He's done that to everyone. He does it to Shane. He does. I mean, Hardy, Har Har Har. Well, he'll do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's done that. He's done that to everyone though He does it to Shane. He does I mean Hardy har har har well He hate it. I don't know he likes to fucking some jokes work some don't on that show But you got a power through yeah and making him laugh feels great because you've you've done it It's the most stressful podcast either you have to admit both of you Yeah, they're doing his podcast it doesn't feel like this, it feels a little bit more elevated. It's the hardest show.

It's the biggest show in the world. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I couldn't sleep the night before. Yeah, but think about it, that's what people felt like when they did Tonight Show. When they went on Carson, they were so nervous. It's because the weight of the show is so heavy.

It's my Golden Globes. That is my Golden Globes. That's as close as I'm getting to the Golden Globes. One day though we are going to get you, forget the Medal of Freedom. I want a Heisman. You will get a Heisman. I'm a Pulitzer and I want to get the Medal of Freedom. You're going to get an Emmy. I would love to see you get an Emmy. He'll win an Emmy. For what? And by the way, I want Biden to pin the Emmy on you like that. That's what I want to say. Can we get the Emmy on a rope? Yeah. I want to hang it on a little Chinese boy. That's the song Hang the Emmy on the Old Chinese.

No, I love that. You will. But you will. You you will get your comeuppance. Let me say something to you guys. You know that. Listen, I'm so happy. Are you? I'm in a perfect place in my life. We're that's beautiful. By the way, we're really next week, what is it? No, this week we're shooting a pilot. It's amazing. A game show. That we we financed it, we created it, we did everything, we're doing it on our own.

That's the only way to do it now. Yeah, we're excited. We're doing it's like in the way that Eric Andre show is an R-rated talk show or an adult talk show. This is an R-rated game show. Game show, yeah. Perfect. With celebrities and amazing. It's like in the way that Eric Andre show is an R rated talk show or an adult talk show. We're doing already game show. Yeah, for celebrities and amazing. It's it's so much fucking fun. That's what we're looking forward to, because now we he jokingly says, I don't work. We've toyed in the business. Every time we get into the business, it's just kind of like, fuck, we'll just make our own shit.

It just gets so hard to make it to. I think you having the power and the control and making it exactly what you want It's perfect Get the call or they put a pin in you they pin you right and then like you're in the mix Yeah, right and then two months goes by and you see it a billboard of it. Yeah, I guess I'm not in the mix I mean, it's like I can mix. It's funny because you go from you're in the mix to the next set of calls is like well you're there. It starts like the verbiage changes. Let's tell people how it works.

Do you read? Sure. So you read, you have to do read. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. So you read, you know, if you read well, right? Then the next day you get a call like you're you're in the mix or like they put a pin in you. They like you. Is that the same thing? Same thing. Yeah. Right. And then it goes well, and this is your agent not knowing. Right. When they say that, yeah, like, you know, still, you know, you know how this works. You're right there. Right. Yeah. You know, they haven't gotten a call. That means they have no idea what's happening. They don't know what's happening. You know, you are at this stage. You are in there. They haven't gotten a call. That means they don't know what's happening.

You know what you are at this stage? You are in the bar culture. You're like the waiting to see what's left over at the end of the night. They've got you as the reserve side pussy. Yeah, because they're negotiating with someone they want. Right. And you're your last resort pussy. Yeah, they're like maybe, you know, and then by the way, they don't even take your threat seriously. Like, I guarantee they call and they go, oh yeah, well, I don't know if they think we're in the right place with the deal, because they're also talking to this person. And then the person on the other end of the phone's like,

okay, good luck with that. Yeah, good luck with that. And then finally the agent goes, you go, I guess, are we not doing that? A week later and they go, I don't know what's going on over there. Can I send you something else? No, they say that they're moving in a different direction.

They're moving in a different direction. Instead of saying, they don't fucking want you. And then they pivot and they go like this and go, you know what, I don't think you wanted to do that. Dude, that's the fucking worst. I don't even think you wanted that. You know what, agents are so fucking spineless. I don't even think you wanted that. Agents are so fucking spineless.

You'll go, you know, I don't even know if I like that project. They'll go, yeah, that thing fucking sucks. If you call them the next morning and go, I kind of really kind of want to be a part of that. They'll go, it is pretty good. I think we should get you in there. They'll flip flop. It's like a real estate agent.

We're doing it in a house. You go, it's really old. They go, it's really old. I just don't feel comfortable with that they go completely and she's like oh, but it does have charm They go. It's got a lot of charm The most charming house on the block They're just they were not dumb. They mirror. You know what's going on. Well. We are dumb, but we're not Well, you know we've learned we've learned they're selling sunset. Yeah, we are we're all on selling sunset That's it. So for Whitney's

Show Whitney or sitcom. Yeah the TV show Yeah, everyone audition for it right and I started outwardly complaining that didn't get an audition. I guess it got to her. So one day They called me in right but it was for a part. They had already cast. Oh, that's awful Right. Wow, right and then I didn't even get a casting director. I got some lady with a camera, like an iPhone. And I swear to God, we were in some sort of storage room. I just do it real quick like this, you know what I mean? It was just a call me in.

That's why, if they don't already want me, it's fine. I don't want to pretend, I don't want them to have to pretend that they give a shit about you. So if they're like, you're not really our style, it's like I'd rather that than be like, yeah, send in a fucking tape. We don't like you. It's good to just lay cards on the table. Here's what I don't like though, since we're talking about it. I love you so much. Is when you get an offer, that's even worse. Because you show up on set and you're like, am I going to do it right? Yeah, am I going to fuck it up? I love you so much. But is when you get an offer, that's even worse.

Because you show up on set and you're like, I do it right. Yeah. Am I going to fuck it up? Because the worst thing is when you're doing it and you see the producers look, you know, from Village Video Village and they're like concerned. Oh, shit, he's doing it wrong. And then they have to come to you. Right. Well, you're the day you're shooting. Yeah. Right. Give you a thousand notes. Oh, scary. It's so stressful.

That's time to walk, that's when I get real nervous. I go to lunch and I think the whole time by myself. Scared, they don't like me, do they? That's why I like that movie, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Tarantino. Like even, you know, that scene with DiCaprio in his trailer and just ripping on himself

because he forgot a line or whatever. It just felt so real to me. Yeah, we lived that. I've lived that a hundred times. Have you done that? I was, yeah, Joker and some of the other ones. Thanksgiving, I didn't know. Tim, I think you checked out for a second.

No, I was listening. No, no, I think you took a chance. I was deciding if I wanted to talk about the Borderlands movie. I was deciding, well, you're looking at me now, but in my head, that's where I was going. I was like, should I're looking at me now, but in my head that's where I was going. I was like, should I bring it up? No, it's not.

But by the way, I think it was actually nice. So that's all I wanted to say and now we're moving past it. Well, you know, no, I can say something too. Why? It's an attack. Why? It's not an attack. It's not an attack.

It's not an attack. Stop it. I auditioned for it. I auditioned for it and I was close You were so close That would have been great if you weren't at but Two wins for me As you know we have no control Can we talk about one last move and then we can go?

I don't know, Zempig burp, sorry Did you see Nostra Ravdo? Yes, I didn't see it. Give me your honest opinion. Fine, it's too dark. I'm a little sick of Nicholas Holt and you know, obviously, What's His Name's a Brilliant Actor, the other guy.

What is his name? William Defoe. Defoe. He's a brilliant actor. But I'm just a little sick of like, I don't know. I just, I'm not, it's not, the scariest thing was when the gypsies were dancing. No, it's scary. But I'm just a little sick of like, I don't know. I just, I'm not, it's not, the scariest thing was when the gypsies were dancing. No, it's scary. But gypsies dance at all at a party, I get scared.

It didn't have enough camp and fun. I think horror should have a little light. It was just too much. Oh, so Nosarov too, is Lemmy from Motorhead? No, I know. Like what the fuck are we doing here? I agree with you. He's not scary at all.

At all. No, it's crazy. He has a mustache. It's like, what the fuck is going on here? The whole thing's stupid. It opens at the whiskey. He's just drinking at the bar. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I'm going to say this. She... She's killer. ...steals the movie. What's her name again? Lily Rose Depp. Lily...oh, that's Johnny Depp's daughter. Johnny Depp's daughter.

She saves it. Don't you think? I think she's great. The scary parts, you know, all the, you know what I mean? Yeah. Shape shifting. All that stuff was so good. I also just think the premise,

most people wanna get bit and live forever. Like, it's no longer a scary premise anymore that, oh, maybe I'll be immortalized and be a vampire. People are like, great. People go, hey, I work at Target. They kinda wanna be a vampire. We all kind of live in a vampiric world. It's just what it is.

Walk down Melrose. Everyone looks like a bunch of vampires. You know my favorite Willem Dafoe scene, by the way? I don't know if you can find it, is the boondock saints. Is that boondock saints where he's snuggling in bed with that guy? Is that boondock saints? I like boondock saints.

Tell me that's wrong. Wasn't he in that movie? Am I correct? It is right? And he's snuggling in bed with that boyfriend? Yeah. That's like one of the funniest scenes of all time. Oh it's never going to be up there.

Mmm. Yeah he's cuddling. That's right cuddling. He knows what it is. Mmm. He doesn't think you wanted to cuddle. Yeah this is such a great scene. Hello.

Uh huh. Room number. We got a time of death. Tim's getting hard. I'm checking. I got a body count. That is terrible. This this limb defo's amazing. The other guy, it's not terrible. I keep pressing. Terrible actor. acting. Wait, wait, go ahead. What are you doing? I just wanted to cuddle. Cuddle? What a fag.

By the way, you and I need to remake the scene. Yeah, I wanna see that. Is that good act? That's not good act. That's bad act. No, it's terrible, that's why it's so funny. He's a friend of the director. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Start it over real fast though, just so I can see. That's you and I in bed. That's literally you and I in bed. That's us, yeah,'s a friend. He's a friend. Starts over real fast though, just so I can see. That's you and I in bed. That's literally you and I in bed. That's us, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we remake that? No, Tim.

Yes. Hello. Go ahead, Gustav. If we didn't know each other, we were at the Abbey. Yes. Right? Yeah. I just keep thinking that's you and me.

It's so funny. And like, I look the way I do. Yeah. Am I someone that you would hit on? I've hung out with Asians. No, but me specifically, like like my look I don't know no I don't know it's a no perhaps I don't know it's a soft no no it's it's it's very specific I don't know all right let's Andrew and I we don't you

don't know us we're just we're working at the Abbey, okay? Probably Andrew because he's white. But that would be the only reason. What is it you prefer white men? Well, no, I'm just saying if, you know what I mean? I'm just saying. Just say he's sexier, that's all. I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy.

Well, it's just a very, there's two different things. We're such different kind of guys. It's two different things. We're such different kind of guys. It's two different things. We're two different guys. Also, what are our jobs? You said we're working, what am I doing? But there's hot, there's insanely hot Asians, obviously. Oh, right. I wouldn't be one. No, but I'm just saying, insanely hot is a very high standard

for anyone. Okay. You don't think you're insanely hot. Insanely hot's a tough standard. What's in this Moonshawro drug they're giving you? Um, but I mean, you know what it is, you know? Well I'm a particular... Simu Liu. You know him? Yeah.

Right. Come on. Big difference. I get it. Right. What are we doing there is I'm cleaning off the pole. Don't they have poles there? They're always cleaning the poles.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they're dancing or whatever, right? Don't they dance? Yeah. You clean the pole? Yeah, I clean, I'm so I'm not sexy to you That's I didn't say that I said see Muleo would be an insanely hot Asian person. That's correct I mean, that's not that's not a knock on anyone. It's not even like it's not even like a lift culturally That's such an obvious. I mean is this is this a is this a controversial statement? No, what are we doing?

You think that's a good-looking. Are you nuts? That's objectively, am I crazy? Watch. Yeah. Oh, whoa, holy shit. You know what? Holy shit. By the way, I'm wrong. You're kind of right. I got it too, dude.

You're kind of right. By the way, actually you're kind of right. Yeah, dude. Changed my mind. Yeah, so that's it. Changed my mind. Anyway, thanks for having us on. Thank you.

Thank you, Jim. Thank you for coming.