The Trillionaire Mindset - 80: Trump’s Criminal Charges Revealed

Episode Date: April 7, 2023

Become an exclusive member to get ad-free and bonus episodes at https://tmgstudios.tv The indictment is in and the boys are back from NYC. What a conveniently timed trip to New York… it’s like yo...ur baby girl coded hosts were never even gone! This week the boys cover the details of the long awaited Trump indictment, the CashApp founder’s shocking death, and why WWE just got a whole lot BIGGER. Another week of “the show where you go to learn and laugh”. Get the only digital wallets with real cash access, activated by MoneyGram. Learn more at https://moneygram.com/stellarwallets Check out our channel page on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/trillionaire SUBSCRIBE to Trillionaire Mindset at https://www.youtube.com/trillionairemindset Want to subscribe to our newsletter? http://bit.ly/3k4Nfar Trillionaire Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/TrillionaireMindsetHighlights Trillionaire IG: https://www.instagram.com/trillionairepod Trillionaire Twitter: https://twitter.com/trillionairepod TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang BEN https://www.instagram.com/bencahn/ https://twitter.com/Buncahn EMIL https://www.instagram.com/emilderosa/ https://twitter.com/emilderosa *DISCLOSURE: THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS VIDEO ARE SOLELY THOSE OF THE PARTICIPANTS INVOLVED. THESE OPINIONS DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF ANYONE ELSE. THIS IS NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE. THE VIEWER OF THE VIDEO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSIDERING ANY INFORMATION CAREFULLY AND MAKING THEIR OWN DECISIONS TO BUY OR SELL OR HOLD ANY INVESTMENT. SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THIS VIDEO IS CONSIDERED TO BE SATIRE AND MAY NOT BE CONSIDERED FACTUAL AND SHOULD BE TAKEN IN SUCH LIGHT. THE COMMENTS MADE IN THIS VIDEO ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY.* Chapters: 0:00 This Week! 1:15 Baby Girl Coded & Flying High 3:32 Airline Trouble 5:00 The Boy’s Show 8:30 The Trump Indictment 12:00 The John Edwards Comparison 13:45 Dukakis Lame Helmet 15:30 Thanks to MoneyGram! 16:15 National Enquirer & Stormy Daniels 21:10 MTG on Fox News 24:15 Smelly NYC 26:40 What Will Happen with Trump? 30:10 CashApp CEO Killed 32:30 The Metaverse is Dead 34:35 Jay-Z AI Rap 37:50 Walkman Scam 39:20 The Cost of Kids 42:00 Javice and Chase Revisited 46:55 Crypto Corner & Matt Damon 51:00 WWE’s Big Changes 52:45 Calling Out Hulk Hogan 54:00 WWE’s Steiner Goes Off 55:45 Betting on the WWE 59:00 Elon Ruins Twitter 1:00:00 Elon Ditches Verification 1:03:55 Stinker Episode

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Coming up on this episode of Trillionaire Mindset, Donald Date Trump gets indicted. The cash app founder stabbed Death in San Francisco. Oh god, the metaverse? Coming to a meta end. Matt Damon says he only told you to buy into crypto because he needed money for his water company. Ooh somebody's thirsty. Uh, WWE sells or is getting sold to the company that does the UFC. That's it. Elon continues to screw up Twitter. We'll see how. All in this episode.
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Starting point is 00:01:29 Yeah, gross. I can smell it from here. Jesus. Welcome folks to another riveting episode of Trillionaire mindset. The show where we need to tagline, the show where you go to learn the show where you go to learn and laugh. The show where you go to learn it laugh.
Starting point is 00:01:54 I feel like that's pretty good. Forget about your troubles. Don't sing in the first couple minutes. Oh, why? Because YouTube might bring down the band hammer. I can sing for up to 15 seconds why? Because YouTube might bring down the band hammer. I can sing for up to 15 seconds. Apparently, right? Not in the beginning. No, not even we're seeing a lot of shaking heads from. No, no, no, you can song is that from though. Forget about your troubles. Well, it's called bear necessities. Thank you. We'll call it an original. So YouTube doesn't give us any trouble. And so we want any trouble. We don't want any trouble. It's just a giant anthropomorphic play button
Starting point is 00:02:27 with knives for hands or some shit. Check out the disclaimer in the description box. As always, we know it. You're looking good, man. Really? I feel kind of like... Gross? Well, you know, a week in New York, kind of eating like shit. Pizza bagels. pizza bagels. No, pizza and bagels
Starting point is 00:02:49 I didn't say what that happened. You have Italian. I don't have one pizza bagel just pizza and bagels. Yeah, me too Not a lot of sleep sleep was scarce booze was Plentiful, plentiful. Yeah, I'm sleepy boycoated right now. I feel fine.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Yeah, I just need, I need to just evegetables again. Yeah, yeah, me too. We had our flight get canceled. Apparently they dug up some old tweets. Flight got canceled. Thank you, thank you so much. Oh man, yeah. Flaka canceled. We had to reschedule, but it all worked out, didn't it?
Starting point is 00:03:33 Okay, so I was pretty annoyed at airlines this time. We flew JetBlue there. And it was such a shitty, it just felt so shitty. The bathroom had no paper towels at one point. And then I went to go, you know how they'll fill your water bottle with water. And I went back, I walked back to the flat of tent, so I said, can you guys fill this? And they said, we can give you a small cup. Oh yeah, remember.
Starting point is 00:04:00 We ran out of water. We were out of water. And I was like, what's going on here? You're sort of water for us? Yeah. They had- They're seeing that in my life. I ended up drinking a can of tomato juice. Did you really?
Starting point is 00:04:11 I was like rashing my water. It hit. I liked it. So thirsty. Yeah. Yeah. And then fucking we're flying. What are we, American on the way home?
Starting point is 00:04:20 And it- Canceled. They canceled out on us? And so we flew united Yeah Ridiculous Buddy mind was on an American flight. Hey there Nate. Hopefully, hopefully he's listening He his flight had a bird strike and they had to fly they had to do three flyarounds and he said was very scary because One engine they had to do fly around so that the tower could like take binoculars and go, yeah, your engines definitely out
Starting point is 00:04:45 I don't know why they needed to fucking do that, but we had some wild turbulence It was they were shaking us around. Yeah, they did and it was fine I was the only the only reason I was getting a little freaked out was because the The pie it was like it wasn't worse than I've ever seen it It was shaking us around a lot and it was prolonged, but the pilot kept getting on the mic and going, we're so sorry about this, we're doing everything we can. It's like, okay, well he sounds scared. And then he would come back on 10 minutes later
Starting point is 00:05:16 and be like, we're down to 30,000. We were at 30,000, 38,000, now we're down to 30,000. Nothing's working. So we're sorry about that. Yeah. Jesus. There was a girl, two seats over from me who was clearly freaked out and I just thought,
Starting point is 00:05:34 oh, I'll take it upon myself to calm her down so I just popped up my head phone and went, hey, and like, after, and she opened her eyes and took out her headphones and I'm like, okay, and she's like, and I said, just try to imagine what the airplane looks like from the outside. You know, it probably looks just like this. She just looked at me like, show the fuck up, you dipshit.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Anyway, yeah. And then then we landed without incident. Riveting. Riveting. And why were we on all these airplanes? We went and did a... Live show. Live show called Ben and Emil Live. And it went off without a hitch.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Well, there was a few hitches. No, I don't know. I wouldn't say that. Well... Wait, such as? No, I guess there weren't. Yeah, there weren't. I think it was great. It was so great.
Starting point is 00:06:22 It was very fun. Everybody was so cool and lovely. And hopefully we'll be coming to a theater near you. Or town near you. A theater or town near you. It's just a huge shout out to just every single person. The guy on the street that we ran into, can't remember your name, pal, but you asked for a shout out and here it is.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Can't remember your name, and Joey. No, don't give it to him. Brian, I don't know, but there it is, pal. You know who you are. And everybody who came, there was a sweet girl who gave me candy. Oh, yeah, she gave us our favorite candies. I ate all of it that night, all of it. A share size peanut M&M's.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Yeah, we went to get a beer after, and we got just the most regular beers Pills anders. It was fine Ben is eating Skittles and drinking the Pills and we're going it's beer sucks And I was like buddy you're suddenly Skittles and new mouth while you take steps of it Yeah, yeah, and I had a pack she got me a pack of Reese's peanut butter cups eight those and then yeah I polished off the the Eminem's when I got back home Anyway, thank you to everyone who came it was very cool. We got to talk to a lot of people. They were very They were the sweetest the absolute sweetest people I brought some friends and they were like
Starting point is 00:07:40 Your fans are so nice. Yeah, everyone's the sweetest person. Some people, they realized my friends were my friends and they were just like, they wanted to talk to them and be like, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Incredibly sweet. Incredibly sweet, incredibly fun. The credit card website is coming out in like a week or so almost done with it.
Starting point is 00:08:00 So get excited, you little freaks, you absolute little fucking monsters. And the Trader Tree, I had some guys at the show go, hey how do we sign up for the Trader Tree House? What website is it? And I'm like, dot com dude, Trader Tree House, dot com. Maybe they were fucking with me actually,
Starting point is 00:08:19 not only think about it. It is hard to tell who's fucking with us and who's doing it. Yeah, because they know that I'm just a big gullible, um, gully. So let's jump right into it. Yeah, what the real reason we were in New York, why were we really we were there to support Donald Trump? There's trying to get our boy. Yeah, we were there to just show us. We said while we're here, we might as well do a live show. Yeah. But the but we went
Starting point is 00:08:44 down to Manhattan. Mm hmm But we went down to Manhattan. We went down to the courthouse. Yeah. We said lock him up. No, no, no, we didn't. We said, let our people go. Yeah, we said, we said this is a witch hunt, right? And that what he says.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Yeah, I don't know what the fuck he's saying. I still don't fully understand. I read it like Yeah, I don't know what the fuck he's in. I still don't fully understand. I read it like twice and I don't understand what exactly they're trying to charge him with. It's like campaign fraud. They're charging with tax falsifying business records, which is normally also, I got it. There may be more indictments coming for Trump. Hopefully there are, because this one seems pretty tame
Starting point is 00:09:28 in the grand scheme of things, right? Down in Georgia, they're trying to decide whether or not they're going to bring charges against him for the election stuff. Why Georgia? Because we have audio recording of him talking to the Secretary of State, to The Secretary of State or not Secretary of State Who was he talking to the
Starting point is 00:09:52 Basically asking Georgia officials to find 11,000 votes so they can win the state. You don't remember this Yeah, I do remember this Jesus It's just that there's so much shit that he's done over the years where, just when you think, oh, surely this'll get him, it's just like he slips out. Well, that's the, you know, Teflon Don, I mean, he's like nothing sticks, but I, you know, so yeah, this has nothing to do with any of that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:10:19 I think that will be a much more interesting story because, you know, we're talking about protecting democracy. That although it was close to two years, maybe more, close to three years ago, two years ago, that audio recording is insane. He was the president and he sounds like a mobster. He's implying things. I just would really appreciate it
Starting point is 00:10:48 if you could find these votes. Yeah, wild. So go one after him. That. Well, we don't know. They're gonna decide. But I find it, so this all seems very tame. So for example, falsifying business records
Starting point is 00:11:02 is usually a misdemeanor. But when it's in connection with another crime, it can be bumped up to a felony. So they are saying that he falsified business records in connection with this hush money he was paying, which again is not usually a crime unless it's with the connection of trying to protect a political candidate. So they're saying that the $130,000 he paid to Stormy Daniels through his lawyer, through Michael Cohen, who Michael Cohen admitted that he paid hush money. Right. Although it wasn't the taxes that Cohen would have had to pay on it.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Yeah. And Trump is saying that it was part of, it was part of Michael Cohen's retainer agreement. And they're saying that was in connection to quiet the stories that were coming out during the 2016 election. Yeah. So I mean, one of the closest, one of the closest examples we have of this is, remember John Edwards, 2008?
Starting point is 00:12:12 Yes. Similar thing happened, he was running for president, he had a mistress who he had a child with. I remember this. John Edwards was a Democrat, folks, who was running in 2008 and He was he was having donors pay his mistress mistress's travel expenses and child care expenses. Oh, But again, it all hinges on whether or not he's doing these hush money deals for
Starting point is 00:12:40 personal reasons or if it's to protect a political candidate. Right. So was he trying to help his campaign and they ultimately found it wasn't for his political campaign. It was for political reasons, but it was a bit different. His was his wife was dying. John Embryer. Yeah. I remember this too. Didn't she like give it the okay like yeah you can have a mistress mistress because I'm dying Oh, I don't know about that part, but so it was more about protecting his family than yeah real Jesus I don't know how you say that Riley real Yeah, he was gonna he was gonna he was showing promise, but then famously in a one-on-one basketball game with Barack Obama
Starting point is 00:13:24 Obama dunked on him and the humiliation was too great. That's not real. Yeah. No it is. He dunked on him. He crossed him up and he broke his ankles. I can't tell if you're joking.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Of course I'm joking. I mean weirder John Edwards can hoop. Weirder things have happened. Do Cockis was doing really well and then he took that picture with the fucking helmet on and everyone was like this guy cannot be the president Oh, yeah, yeah cuz he just looked like a giant fucking dork or or John Who's who's the other John not McCain John Dean Kane Dean. No, that's the guy for how are Dean how are Dean? Dean this picture. He looks fine. What the fuck? I don't know well you also have to this was like
Starting point is 00:14:10 The you know the Berlin wall had still not come down. We were very Very hurrah He looks cool commander in chief was a big deal. You think two cockas looks cool there. Yeah, I mean he's he's wearing a war helmet I thought it was a bike helmet or something. Because a bike helmet, I wouldn't understand. It's like, oh, this door, we're no, no, because you know, the whole thing is they wanted whoever's going to be in charge has to has to be able to take down the Roos keys. So we got to know he's he's in a tank. He's tough. He looks like a goofball. Well, it's that what is it? The chin strap?
Starting point is 00:14:44 For the audio listener, it's, it's for former president candidate presidential candidate Mike Tukakis. And he's, he's got caterpillar eyebrows. And he's wearing like a war helmet. And he's got a chin strap that goes right up to his bottom lip. To me, he looks totally normal. But apparently to everybody in the 80s, it was, it was nerd city. everybody wanted to give us work. I like to think it was a it was a conspiracy against people, men of Greek descent. They they couldn't handle a. Aggression. A Greek king.
Starting point is 00:15:14 A Greek king in the wild. Yeah. I'm imagining just Peter, Peter triangles and, um, set Seeki on every little coffee table. I mean, does that sound great? That sounds pretty good. But so Donald Trump paid this hush money to also God damn. When you look at Stormy Daniels, not to sound like this,
Starting point is 00:15:39 but I guess that makes sense for someone like Donald Trump or just like, oh, I'm gonna get out my master card and joke off to some stormy Daniels. He probably, I mean, well, that's the thing. There was so many people. The other was, there was the woman Karen McDougall who, it wasn't through him, but I think, who is the, what is the publication that likes him? The National Enquirer, I think they basically bought the story and suppressed it.
Starting point is 00:16:04 So it's 150 grand for them. And I think Trump reimburse them. They like Trump. Yes. So that was another part of this. It's like, it's not just the stormy Daniels thing. What was the national inquiry, guys? Name.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Dick, it's like, he's got like a funny name. It's like Dick, not Dick but kiss, but something like that. Dick but kiss is a real guy, I think also. It's like, um, he's got like gossip in his name. It's a funny, I don't know, who gives it fucking flying shit. And then there was another payment to a Trump tower door man, who I think had information about. He had to stop Trump.
Starting point is 00:16:40 He claimed that Trump had father to child out of wedlock and the national inquiry bought the rights of that story and we'll bird it. Wow. Yeah, very Christian man, this Donald Trump. I can see why they like him so much. His favorite book is the Bible. And if you ask him what his favorite part is, oh man, that was my favorite thing ever. Well, it's so hard to juice. But yeah, I don't know. I think even if it goes, even if it gets, I don't think he's gonna end up in jail.
Starting point is 00:17:11 No, of course not. Nothing is going to happen. Well, I mean, I'd be curious to see what happens in things like the Georgia indictment. It'll be death in my nap. I find that. Way more, no, you won't. They said, I'm pretty sure down in Georgia, they said, hopefully in April or May, they
Starting point is 00:17:28 will make a decision about whether or not they're going to bring charges. And what would those charges be? Felony, like, election fraud. Yeah, trying to fix an election. Yeah. I mean, it would not surprise me if he came out and tried to retroactively attribute it to AI. This is fake, you'd say it's artificial intelligence.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Well, that's what's, so a lot of people are talking about whether or not this is going to hurt or help Trump. All these charges against him has anything ever hurt him? Well, I know, that's the thing, right? Nothing. It only ever helps. That was the funniest thing. I mean, 2016 was so wild because every day
Starting point is 00:18:10 it was a new thing where you're like, oh, he's finished now. Yeah. And then you're like, it's helping? Yeah. They like Graham by the pussy. He's just like us. But I will say I don't think...
Starting point is 00:18:23 I feel like it's gonna be a wash. I think It will in bolden those followers who love him and would follow him to the ends of the earth But I feel like he's different than he was in 2016. He's very it's all it feels all personal, right? Oh, yeah, he's telling and in 2016 it was very much. They're trying to screw you I am the only one who can help you. Yes, but now it's very much look what they're trying to screw you. I am the only one who can help you. But now it's very much, look what they're trying to do to me. Yeah. Go down to the court house and, you know, and it was even that in the wake of 2020.
Starting point is 00:18:52 It was all about like, they're trying to persecute me. Yeah. Do you think he's gonna try to run again? He is running. Yeah, but, okay, rather, do you think the GOP is gonna put him forward as their candidate? They, it's, it's, I'll see their him or desantis, right? But it's up to the people, not the GOP.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Oh, yeah. The GOP didn't want him in 2016. It's gonna be interesting. So that's it, I mean, the GOP, it's different than the DNC. The DNC has that super delicate thing thing which people don't like because they essentially get to choose. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:28 We love it. So, yeah, there's a lot of Republicans who can't stand them. Let's just leave. Let's just leave. We should for 2024. It's going to be a horrible year. It's going to be, it's just all this stuff's gonna get worse. You know, Marjorie Taylor Greene was down
Starting point is 00:19:47 and that's the thing, they're using this all for, to ramp up their fucking crazy message. Can we play the clip of Marjorie Taylor Greene on Tucker Carlson talking about New York? Yeah, here I'll, you got it. It's, Marjorie Taylor Greene is just, I can't even articulate it how frustratingly stupid this person is and also how confident she is in her stupidity That's what really does it for me is I can't tell if marjorie Taylor green being absolutely jacked makes it worse
Starting point is 00:20:23 Here we go. Really quick since you were just there, but Mayor Adams described New York as, quote, his home. How did his homework? Pretty neat and tidy. No, his home is disgusting. I compared it to what I called Gotham City.
Starting point is 00:20:38 The streets are filthy. They're covered with people. Basically dying on drugs. They can't even stand up. They're falling over. There's so much crime in the city. They can't even stand up, they're falling over. There's so much crime in the city. I can't comprehend how people live there. It was repulsive, it smells bad.
Starting point is 00:20:52 And I just, I think it's a terrible place. Wow. There you have it folks. Why did she say, why did she say what, I compared it to what I call Gotham City. What do you mean what you call, it's not, you didn't make up Gotham City. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:06 It makes it seem like she created Batman. Also, that's what I base the Batman comics on. Because I was in New York and I was like, this is so fucked up, I gotta come up with a fucked up city and write a comic book. And it's funny because we were just there and had the greatest week and we're like, God, New York City's the best, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:21:22 And she was like, I hated it. Smells bad. Yeah, it didn't smell at all. Where was she? Where was she? By the way, well, she was definitely down by the courthouse. Yeah, which is in Lower Manhattan. Yeah. We were right by it. Yeah, it's not bad.
Starting point is 00:21:34 We were protestors. It's, yeah. I just love the Kairan protestors, blue whistles and MTG's face. Oh my God. Oh, no. Oh no. Also, I did like, there was this congressman from New York who was very straightforward with just telling her, like, fuck off and go back to your district
Starting point is 00:21:57 and worry about the real problems in this country instead of coming down here to our city. And it's also, I mean, can you imagine a... That being your wife? No. Oh. It's a Democrat. Go, AOC from New York going down to some...
Starting point is 00:22:14 Florida. Right wing district going, it's fucking disgusting here. Yeah. The people are fat. I hate them. They're racist. It stinks. It stinks here.
Starting point is 00:22:26 There's people dying of dreams. Yeah. It's Yeah. Um, also there's not what I don't what the fuck she's talking. She's more describing Los Angeles. I know what they, they let the right loves to rag on big cities. And whenever they do New York or wherever, I'm always like, all right, get it, get over yourself. But whenever they do L. or wherever I'm always like, all right, get over yourself. But whenever they do LA, I'm like, yeah, they have to get a point.
Starting point is 00:22:49 We got a point. We got a point. Oh, man. Yeah, well, if Marjorie Taylor Green is watching, I got, I got something to say to you. Get up close. Fuck you, shit it. I got you. Nice.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Oh, man, I got her. I got her number shut the fuck up, dip shit leave don't don't go back to New York then don't just don't go there Don't waste your time or your energy New York doesn't want you there. So I want her there you do way Hmm, I don't know man these liberal cities though, I tell you, holy shit, gotta do something about it, especially the stink. New York doesn't smell. You walk past a pile of garbage, sure, maybe. There are times when the summer, it's just, it's stinky. Stinky.
Starting point is 00:23:38 And the garbage is boiling. Yeah. But even then, whatever. I never experienced that. I walked past it and go, woo, that stinks, but feet later it sounds like pizza. It's fine or you know sometimes you get the wayward subway car That's got a dookie in it And you're like damn somebody don't shit on the subway Yeah, what my dad used to work at the UN and we were I remember we're in New York and this German guy he worked with
Starting point is 00:24:04 We were going maybe we're going to to a Yankees game or something. And sometimes you can see that there's a homeless person sleeping on the car when it arrives and you're like, maybe we should go on to it. And so we told him, he said to the German guy, let's go to the next car and he said, he's like, why? And then he was like, all right, and we all got on in the German guy. My God! Yeah, because it smells really bad. Hit him.
Starting point is 00:24:34 I walked on to the next one. There was a moment I was on the train when we were just there and there was a dude passed out on one of the benches on the seat on the train, and fully laid down. And at his feet, there was room for maybe two people to sit. And this family of four got on, this father and mother and two kids. And these guys were sitting at the homeless guy's feet and got up and we're like, here take our seats. And the lady was like, no, no, thanks. Because it was right next to the dude, just like, feet right there.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Great. Yeah. Anyway, Marjorie Taylor Green's got a great point. So, all that's to say, I personally don't think anything's gonna fucking happen and If anything I hate to sound conspiratorial, but I'm sure that there's some other shit that's gonna be happening Oh important to note too. He was selling they they did not take a Mochot of Donald Trump, but he is selling a they were selling shirts down at the courthouse with fake mug shots of him. Say, not guilty. Not guilty.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Which they, they should not have done. They should have made it say guilty. Never the business more like lock me up. Never going to, never going to lose a, never going to let an opportunity go to. Well, of course not. But yeah, I don't think anything's going to happen. And I think that there's probably some nefarious shit going on. I don't like to sound like this,
Starting point is 00:26:05 but who gives a shit because everything's bad. Just like something else is gonna, we're gonna learn that this is all to like cover up for something else maybe. What do you mean? I don't know, like some other fucking bill getting passed or something or something else going on while everybody's focused on this.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I don't think that's... You don't think so? All right. I don't know, that's the thing. I don't think that's... You don't think so? All right. I don't know, that's the thing. I don't know if it has everyone, like CNN of course is all over it. And it is a big deal. It's the first time either sitting president
Starting point is 00:26:36 or former president has been charged with a crime. Yeah. But I don't see, I don't see it on people's Instagram stories. I don't know, remember 2020 was very much't see it on people's Instagram stories. I don't know. Remember 2020 was very much. Everyone was like, all right, let's go. I mean, and you still see that because liberals, I mean, it's a disease. Like they're just so fucking corny and stupid.
Starting point is 00:26:55 And so you definitely see those, those guys who are like, he has the right to remain silent, but does he have the ability? And it's like, dude, just shut the fuck up. Like those guys, it's like also, it's muller time, guys. He won. He fundamentally changed the country. Whatever you think you're doing
Starting point is 00:27:17 with like your dunks and being like, Hillary never, wait, just shut up. Like, yeah. He won, it's the fucking game over. And yeah, but, yeah, he won it's fucking game over and Yeah, but I don't know if it's really like captured It's not it's I think because by now we also team I think if it was something like the Georgia stuff Maybe we're all gonna be Well, and we've all been desensitized to it right first. It was like the tax returns
Starting point is 00:27:41 And well not first it was just I can list off fucking 30 things. things that were supposed to, that were supposed to, they finally got them. Nothing ever happens. So now to the, it's to the point where even him getting indicted, I was like, this doesn't mean anything. It's not anything. Right. So call me when he's in court and getting a sentence handed down to him. Right. Rush. Until then, nothing is gonna happen or is real. Rush a gate, merely report, January 6th congressional hearings, like stolen election, everything. And I think it's just because he's- Also, it's not like around his presidency. It's like this guy's been since like the 70s and 80s.
Starting point is 00:28:19 He's been like, oh yeah. Just slipping out of stuff. Yeah. You know, getting charged with stuff regarding real estate, bankruptcies, the dude is just, yeah. Did they call him Teflon Don way before that? I don't think anyone calls him Teflon Don. Oh, I just said that.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Oh, I thought that that was just. They call him Teflon Don. I'm pretty sure I feel like a birthday. That's what they would call like, Maffioso guys who don't get it, who don't get like charges. They can't get stuff to stick. Yeah, because he's the dawn. Well, you're not supposed to use Teflon,
Starting point is 00:28:48 according to TikTok guys, because it's got chemicals in it. And seed oils. You really want to take down Donald Trump? Give him some seed oils. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it. Well, we wish him the best. We wish him good luck and
Starting point is 00:29:07 hope that Justice gets served no matter how that looks. It's not good. It will. Yeah, that's uplifting Right. Yeah, this is a lifting shit. It's we are always uplifting. Yeah. Well, let's see. What else do we have for you today folks? Well speaking of cities going down the drain. Should we talk about the cash apps here? I guess. I mean, it's a bummer. Yeah, the founder of cash app. This guy named Bob Lee was stabbed to death a couple days ago in San Francisco. We're only bringing up because I mean, we wasn't just last week we were talking about cash cash app. Yeah. And... It's crazy. I mean, that's what everyone's talking about.
Starting point is 00:29:47 That's the most annoying thing. People are using this as... It's the same thing. Our liberal cities have become... Oh, yeah. Hellholes. Shit happens everywhere, man. Yeah, sure, you're more likely to have more crime
Starting point is 00:29:57 when there's more people jammed into a place. And I guess they were saying he had recently moved to Miami because he was like, I can't do it anymore. Oh, oh. And it's like, he didn't move to Miami because San Francisco was so unsafe. He moved there because of the fucking taxes. The fact that they have no income tax
Starting point is 00:30:10 and he's probably gonna get, he probably has some payments coming in. Again, not funny that he died. Just, I hate that people are using this as like a, are liberal cities or Elon Musk, of course, chiming in, tweeting he say tweeting at the I think the DA. Are we are we doing anything to make sure this doesn't happen again? No, no, no, no, we're encouraging it.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Yeah, he was stabbed at 230 in the morning, I guess. It's wild. It is it is weird. He was it's right by the the Google office in San Francisco. It's odd. I is it is weird. He was it's right by the the Google office in San Francisco. It's odd I'm sure that on like 4chan. There's already some kind of thread about how this is some kind of conspiracy that this guy was just about to Post some thing about pedophiles Probably Jeffrey Epstein or something you think Q is going crazy. Q is probably going crazy There's always something. There's always a thread to be Connected between everything, but yeah, that sucks
Starting point is 00:31:15 What that sucks is good I mean it does fucking that's pretty brilliant. Yeah, yeah, I would not want that to happen You wouldn't want that. No, no, no That's fucking, that's pretty brutal. Yeah, yeah, I would not want that to happen. You wouldn't want that to happen. No, no, no, no. I could take getting stabbed like once, but not to death. You know, even then, I'd like to retract that.
Starting point is 00:31:35 I couldn't take getting stabbed. Yeah, I was gonna say there's no way I know you wouldn't be able to get stabbed. No, I'd be miserable. Ugh. Well, I think they know their big tech news. The metaverse, man, dude, it's taken way too long for this to happen, but it's looking like the metaverse is not going to happen. I don't think so. I think Zuck's going, forget all that.
Starting point is 00:32:01 AI is where it's at. Yeah, I'd like to change my company name again. Go and forget all that. AI's where it's at. Yeah, I'd like to change my company name again. Do fuck. Fuck. It does suck that he went full on. Let's name it meta. Oh, full on.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Yeah. Because Disney cut all of their metaverse workforce. Nobody's working on it anymore. Microsoft has drastically reduced all of their metaverse people. And because nobody fucking uses it and nobody cares. Now, I mean, no one's using it and every fucking VC is line-up to throw money at anyone doing anything AI related.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Yes. Also, it sucks because I don't wanna feel like we're talking about it, but it feels we are... Every week, it's like a new thing that kind of blows my mind with AI, really. And it's, yeah, I mean, even small shit. Someone posted a little audio clip and was like, this is not a JZ song. It's just an AI, we just typed in, A-I-JZ song.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Like JZ song, and it's crazy. Wow. Can I, can you find it? I can, I have it. Well, while you're finding that, yeah, Walt Disney shut down the division that was developing its metaverse strategies. Microsoft shut down of social virtual reality platform
Starting point is 00:33:13 it acquired in 2017. And Mark Zuckerberg to signal his seriousness about the metaverse focused more on artificial intelligence on an earnings call last month. Man, if I'm Mark Zuckerberg, I'm fucking, I'm feeling so stupid in like such a dumb piece of shit. Like, oh God, I fully bet on the wrong thing. Also, if you just waited like six months.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Yeah, you just like, you really don't, it was, it was like, we're doing AI too. Yeah, he was forcing a fucking meme and don't do that all right so this is what this is a this is a jazzy song by AI So it was never as high as those alive Are you pretending that they live in the sky Lying behind you roof Shooting holes about your ceiling Trying to find a proof Trying to fight the feelings of the world Tied up like the new stick
Starting point is 00:34:11 Because feeling Did didn't end up So that you find the feelings of the dealing Despite your dealing We are the savages The new stuff What the fuck? Wait, the feet?
Starting point is 00:34:20 Everything is here We see other guys, the beverages To be rich and broke Could it be broken rich? She's got it Everything is AI What the fuck this is not Jay-Z this is AI yeah who wrote the fucking lyrics the the thing makeup every I need to know that's insane Whoa that was actually really, that was actually really good. That was actually really good. Oh, that's, man. Oh, every week I'm like, I don't wanna talk about AI anymore, but just like, we just keep getting,
Starting point is 00:35:04 every week we're just throwing further and further. Yeah, it's it's that was cool. I know it sucks That it's cool. No, it doesn't it kind of rocks Fuck I Man, this is gonna yeah, wow, where are we gonna be in a year? Cuz we know far we've come from the Google thing like Where are we gonna be in a year? Cause we might probably come from the Google thing, like, Hit the part of that, then the turbo hotline out.
Starting point is 00:35:28 I mean, I do, I couldn't even speak English. And then we got Jay's ear. I am curious, I am curious how they've made it. It might be, I don't know. Maybe it was a mixture of different things where, cause you know, they're working on those programs where they can, there's that whole company where they're doing the program
Starting point is 00:35:45 that can, you can talk to celebrities basically. Yeah. Cool. Which is silly. But so maybe it's something like that where they're doing the voice and everything and maybe he wrote lyrics and then talking to celebrities is not silly. That's something, I mean people got AI girlfriends and boyfriends. I guess it's just also sad.
Starting point is 00:36:03 That's it. With all this technology, it's all just, everything is more and more individualized than lonely. So we sit here and go like, wow, so cool, it's gonna change the world. But is everyone, is anyone happier for it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:21 You know, I don't know. With, it's, yeah, I don't know. I was reading this thing about how. With. It's, yeah, I don't know. I was reading this thing about how, so remember Walkman's, you probably had a Walkman. Of course I had a Walkman. I had a scam. I'm a Walkman. I'm pretty sure the first Walkmans had two headphone jacks because they thought people were going to listen to him together because for so long listening to music was a shared experience.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Right. You put it on speakers, people listening to music. Yeah. And so they were like, oh, we should probably make it so people can listen together. But, but then it's things when everyone just, everything is so individual. Yeah. Did I ever tell you about my little, and they keep telling us like we're gonna get more and more connected. We're doing it so you can be connected at all times. But all it does is mean that like you never have to leave your house. Yeah. You're more and more isolated. You're more connected on through the phone.
Starting point is 00:37:04 So as cool as everything is, I'm just like, I don't fucking know. I told you about how I, yeah, there you go. Yeah, your headphones, Jackson. Did I ever tell you about my little scan with my Walkman CD player that I would buy at Circuit City? And then I would buy the warranty. I bought the warranty once. And then I noticed that the language said, if it breaks for any reason, including just anything, they'll give you equal or greater value of the CD player. So I would buy it. And then after like six months, I just took a knife and scratched the lens, the reader, the laser thing, and took it back and was like, it doesn't work. They didn't have that model anymore, so it would give me the next best one. And it fucking rocked. It was like a $200 CD player. And I did it again.
Starting point is 00:37:50 I did it like three times. And I just upgraded. You're the reason R.E.I. No longer has a lifetime guarantee on things. They don't? I think now you get a year. Oh, wow. Yeah. Same thing with other places like LL Bean. I've had a man. I didn't I didn't do anything to LL Bean. If anything, I'm part of
Starting point is 00:38:11 the reason why Circuit City went bankrupt. Yeah, but you're the reason why we can't have those good things anymore. The people who go. I know how I can exploit that. I was also like 13. So if they can't their fucking lawyers can't figure out a way to word the warranty so that a 13 year old can't outsmart them, fuck them. Supply into man, baby, that's the free market at work. Speaking of loneliness, did you see what was, what city is it, or what, uh, Korea, is it Korea, or Japan or something who's going to pay people to, yeah, South Korea will give family $770 a month for one year to have a baby. Oh, yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of countries trying to get people horny
Starting point is 00:38:53 Trying to get people trying to Get people stop the bleeding on the falling birth rates. Yeah, and shrinking populations Yeah, I got a lot of ideas that are gonna be pretty mind-blowing if you really wanna get people to have kids. What are they? Just like, stop making shit awful and expensive and... That is really what it is. You know, why aren't people having children?
Starting point is 00:39:18 You see it in the US. Why aren't millennials want kids? It's like, maybe we do. Maybe they do the same thing with like, why aren't millennials buying houses? I don't know when he was one kid. It's like, maybe we do. Maybe they do the same thing with like, why aren't millennials buying houses? I don't know because we've all been paying basically a mortgage since we left college. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:32 Because you sat at us with student debt. Yeah. Like, what are you talking about? And now to throw a kid in it, it's just like, sounds like the worst fucking idea. Yeah. It's, I can barely afford me. How am I gonna afford to me?
Starting point is 00:39:45 Or three if wife isn't working right right your wife But so I guess hey I hope you to wife has a job, so that is You know give people money mm-hmm future wife has a good job What is it she likes it? I don't know she's a philanthropist She's She's a she's a She's a, she's a, she's a medical doctor or... Are you, are you okay with never seeing her? All right, why would I never see her?
Starting point is 00:40:14 Because she's a medical doctor? Well, she's got a good schedule. She works like three days a week. She's pretty up there. Okay, good. Like a neuroscient. She's got a low stress high paying good job that's respectable.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Because as someone who's dated doctors or med students, I'll say it will be, it's a lot like lying about dating a doctor or med student because you go to places and they go, oh, where is she? And you go, she's at fucking work. Yeah. Yeah, she's operating right now. Oh boy. I swear she's real. I don't know how flight attendants do it.
Starting point is 00:40:50 First of all, how do you, how do you not, how do you have a normal sleep schedule? And second, how do you have a fucking relationship? I don't get it. Flight attendants out there. Let us know how you, how do you do? How do you? fight attendance out there let us know how you how do you do how do you what the fuck man you I fly once and I'm just I'm rocked for days you know yeah but you're like a delicate little flower that's not true that is that is true anyway what else do we got back up there at the top well I do want to give a quick update because we did a whole we did a whole story on the Charlie Javis story, the Frank story with where she defrauded Chase and that at that time, it was JP Morgan Chase
Starting point is 00:41:39 in a lawsuit with Charlie Javis trying to unwind the deal, get their money back. But now, charges have been brought by Southern District of New York, charge with wire, bank, and securities fraud. But that you falsely and dramatically exaggerated the numbers of the number of customers that Frank or now, Shattered College. But listen, don't remember, this was the story where JP Morgan acquired her company for $175 million because it looked so good.
Starting point is 00:42:12 They wanted to gain access to this huge customer base she had. And then it was just a few months later she was getting sued because they found out the customer list she provided them was completely bogus. Which we loved. I mean, we love a girl boss. And so, yeah, she said that they had 4.25 million active users. And the reality was, it was somewhere in the range of 300 to 400,000.
Starting point is 00:42:39 And they found out when they tried to send out an email. And it, you know, 90% of the email is just Bounced back. It says they weren't real email addresses. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, but this is a It's wild. She's 31 three three of the charges she faces each carry a maximum sentence of 30 years in prison Oh, if you were her if you were this girl's boyfriend, would you stay with her? No, you didn't have any money anymore.
Starting point is 00:43:10 What am I gonna do? Oh, man, I don't know what I would do. They got her at, she flew into Newark and they arrested her at Newark Airport. Ooh. I don't know what I would do. Like, I know a guy who was, I think a couple of years into a relationship
Starting point is 00:43:28 with a woman and she got a deal, she like hit and killed someone, vehicular manslaughter while drunk. Jesus dude, are you okay? Is there anything that's not in the worst? She got like eight years or something like that. Or maybe just put the person in the hospital or something But like what do you do? Do you just go? Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 00:43:50 I'm breaking up with you. You're going to prison Oh, yeah, there's a there's a like a or like you date someone for six months and then they get cancer What do you do? She stick around? Well, that feels a little bit different than killing someone well Well, yeah, but there's a sound off in the comments. I think I think do you stay with the person that you're dating if they get cancer after four months? I think supporting someone through a nailness rocks. And well, just the way different than supporting someone. They're big for me. Doing crime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it depends on the crime. I think.
Starting point is 00:44:28 If it's something cool, like defrauding JP Morgan. Yeah, but yeah, each sentence. I'll tell you what, this is the thing. It all comes back to Miami. If I don't trust anyone in Miami, okay? There, there, no, if you ever, don't come for me, Miami people, but Miami sucks. It's not a good place.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Mm, mm. What? He said it, not me. I think Miami's great. I think, uh, fucking expensive and there's nothing to do except go to like a horrible club or, oh, I'm gonna get so many people going like,
Starting point is 00:45:02 that's so wrong, there's so much that's there. Whatever, but if anyone moved there from New York, it's because they don't want to fucking pay taxes and No, she's 31 oh But that's even weird when old people do it fine old people moving to Florida fine. They want to get out of the cold They don't want to deal with snow. They want to retire. Fine. Young people moving. I have friends. Wow, brag about it.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Tech guys who move down there. It's like, yeah, they don't want to pay taxes, you know. I had a guy. Leads. You know, Derek Jeter. He's played for the Yankees. He's been a better than Florida. I just don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Okay, yeah. So if they're going down there, they're doing, they're doing shit. All right. Keep an eye on anyone in Miami under the age of 40 Okay, that's where all the fraud is there you have it folks. Well, so she's what's her name Stevie? Steven Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Javis Not a good day to be Charlie Javis. Let me tell you so they are they're coming after her and that'll be interesting. It'll take a long time. Let's see, what else we got? We got a bunch of shit. Matt Damon, crypto corner. Oh, we got it. Oh, we love our boy. I love our boy. We love Matt Damon. Matt Damon says he did that dumb crypto.com
Starting point is 00:46:19 ad because his water non-profit was down. He didn't want to fucking fuck you over. He didn't fuck anyone over. It was crypto.com, not FTX. But I mean, he got people in at the height and a lot of people probably lost their shirt. He was anybody at that point really sitting on the sidelines until they saw his fucking Super Bowl commercial and said, you know what?
Starting point is 00:46:42 I trust Matt Damon. I'm gonna buy some doge. Probably, I think that's why so many people are getting sued right now for being irresponsible with the things they're... See now, I disagree with this kind of thing. I disagree with suing all of those celebrities who did like Larry David doing the FTX commercial,
Starting point is 00:47:00 give him a break. What are you supposed to vet? Is it Larry David? Well, his doesn't make sense, because even at the end of the, even at the end of the commercial, he's like, no, I'm all good. Yeah, yeah. The whole point is he's like, no, I don't want to do it. And they're saying Larry David's wrong. But also, if regulators couldn't have foreseen these things,
Starting point is 00:47:19 how are these celebrities who are getting paid to endorse them supposed to do their due diligence? Is that what you're supposed to do their due diligence. Is that what you're supposed to do? I'm not saying that Matt Damon did anything illegal. Yeah. I'm just saying it's like a bit irresponsible to get on such a huge platform and say, do it pussy. Yeah, he basically did that. And that was the job. That was do it pussy. 100% yeah. He was going, hey you you fucking loser. I see you at home in your basement. Look, you could be an astronaut. You could be a fucking explorer. You could be a lion. Just log in. Login to Crypto.com. Yeah. Let it rip and buy some doge. It's also funny too because he's he's basically saying he's like, let's call it a wash, okay? I got some money for clean water projects.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Watered out of work. Sure, some people got fleeced, okay? So maybe it was based Matt Damon, right? Maybe he fleeced Americans. He didn't. The only people that I support getting getting sued are like the Graham Stephens and what's the guy's name? Talk to Charlie or whatever? Talk to meet, meet Kevin meet Kevin because those guys were full on. Right follow me if you want to know about what to do. She'll sit in the market. If you want to know how to invest. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Yeah. And they, it comes down to again, like celebrity endorsements of all kinds is there is there an expectancy for them to are they expected rather to do their kind of due diligence to make sure that the company that they're supporting. Like there's a difference between supporting a company like, I don't know, fucking Nestle where there's all sorts of questionable ethics and how their water sourced or their chocolate is sourced. That seems a little bit easier to do your due diligence on than something like FTX where it's complicated, convoluted, balanced sheet.
Starting point is 00:49:24 I mean, at that point, Sam Baybrind Fried was hanging out with Bill Clinton. Yeah, that's all you need. It's like, oh, if Bill Clinton endorses this guy. Bill Clinton, Tony Blair. Yeah, an absolute dream. It seemed all on the up and up that Mr. Mr.
Starting point is 00:49:38 You're a little Mr. Wonderful. Mr. Wonderful from Shark, Sharkfish. But he's another one. I think he's someone who should probably be held to a higher standard. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Because he's a, is he a billionaire? He's not even worth a billion dollars.
Starting point is 00:49:52 No, he's a billionaire. Pathetic. I'm pretty sure he's a billionaire. Yeah, but is it liquid? Probably not. Probably. He fucking, he takes those like initial coin offerings and, and cash is a in right away.
Starting point is 00:50:05 He gets like huge. What a motherfucker. Salana bumps. Please come on the show, Mr. Wonderful. Oh, okay. What else do we have in the thing? We gotta, let's see. You know what I wanted?
Starting point is 00:50:19 Let's touch on, should we touch on the WWE? Cause there's, there's, there's, it's in pretty fun stuff. Okay, so back before it was called the WWE cause there's, there's, there's, it's been pretty fun stuff. Okay, so back before it was called the WWE, it was called the WWF, the World Wrestling Federation. Yeah, and you know why they changed it? No, why? Cause it was a different, the world wildlife federation,
Starting point is 00:50:37 I think it's, oh, the panda. Yeah, and they were like, we were here first. And he had to change it. Yeah. Well Vince McMahon yeah changed it after the company lost a lawsuit initiated by the world wildlife fund No world wildlife fun. That's really funny Vince McMahon bought it for I think a million dollars or something back in the early 80s And now it's worth you know nine billion bucks. They're they're gonna sell it to
Starting point is 00:51:03 early 80s and now it's worth, you know, nine billion bucks. They're gonna sell it to Ari Emanuel's company Endeavor, for which owns the UFC for this big old thing. But it, which I didn't know, I didn't know, I thought Dana White was just a full owner of it, but I guess he's just the president of UFC. But it reminded me of some favorite wrestling things. Can you Google Hulk Hogan we come in for you? There was this, there was these black wrestlers back in the 80s and they were doing a promo
Starting point is 00:51:36 video. Whoa dude. And no, but so the guy accidentally says Hulk Hoganogan, we coming for you, inward, but then he quickly realizes I thought it was Hulk Hogan's thing. He quickly realized, well, no, no, but he quickly realizes it and just like kind of goes,
Starting point is 00:51:55 oh god, watch, here we go. Why did you just blow the whole video? No, well, oh, you got to watch for it. You know what I'm talking about, I click, I want to click, you need to know about it, the Harlem, it's such a shame you gotta watch for it. Oh, sucka, oh, go get, we coming for you, Nuka. I should not record Stevie Ray. Look at this. Take a look. It's talking about the... It's great.
Starting point is 00:52:30 It's so good. And then one of my other favorite... One of my other favorite wrestlers is, do you know who Scott Steiner is? Wasn't a wrestling guy. I wasn't either, but Scott Steiner is Just like funny moment or something Scott Steiner was this wrestler who who fancied himself a genius and he would he would try to belittle his
Starting point is 00:53:00 opponents by saying that they were dumber than him and Is it moments by saying that they were dumber than him and he wore chain mail and can you oh yeah here Let's let's yeah this first one is probably Joe you call him for what he is that fat bastard you call him sloppy Joe T and there's red next watching TV right now with fat Goose and over the belt line that wants you to beat me. And I know that there's T.A. management that wants you to beat me because I don't follow their rules. And they're trying to sell this DVD, this bogus DVD, called the best of Smogel Joe on Stopper. Well, this crap is unsealable. Now D.P. If you're one, what's the cool thing? She better be ready to please me.
Starting point is 00:53:52 So as you're in the hospital, I'm your back, streaming in pain. Your wife will be on her back, streaming my name. Ooh, that's a good trash talk. Anyway, I wish I had, I should have found a clip of him talking about his high IQ, because there's great clips of him saying, I got a genius level IQ.
Starting point is 00:54:14 See some people don't understand that math. He just told me. It is incoherent and so good. And the guy interviewing him is just like, okay, yeah. Do you think it really has a high IQ? Uh, yeah. He calls himself Papa Pump in the Big Dipper. You seem to know a lot about wrestling
Starting point is 00:54:35 for a guy who wasn't wrestling. Anyway, $9 billion. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I crunch the numbers. Those, those add up. Yeah. Uh, it's so funny. The way the machoness just so, so quickly becomes just homoerotic. Those guys all just steering in the mirror and shirts off, spandex.
Starting point is 00:54:57 I still find it appealing that you can, they're still working on making it so that you can bet on the WWE. Yeah, even though it's all scripted. Yeah. I saw, excuse me, I saw a couple of years ago, I was in New York and saw a big match at Madison Square Garden. A wrestling match?
Starting point is 00:55:14 Yes, that's great. The first time I ever went and I was sitting way up in the bleachers with my buddy, and I was sitting next to a kid who must have been like, I don't know, 14 and with his buddy who was probably 17 and there was a fan, quote-unquote, down at the bottom who got like hit by one of the wrestlers And then dragged out and stuff and the younger kid goes, oh, oh my god. Is this real? Is this real? I thought I was really sweet. That was very sweet. It's like, oh my god, this shit still works Is this real? Is this real? I thought it was really sweet. That was very sweet.
Starting point is 00:55:47 This is like, oh my god, the shit still works. Well, that's it. I'm wondering if they're, I'm surprised they're not worried at all about it hurting, you know, UFC's brand, right? Doesn't that because that's very real, at least right? I don't think so. I think that they can keep them compartmentalized or whatever. I guess yet, that's, I mean, UFC fighters have already, hasn't there been a lot of back and forth already anyway? Like, Ronda Rousey, Brock Lesnar, they go back,
Starting point is 00:56:12 they go, they fight between, yeah, going from there to there, for sure. I don't think that there would be any controversy. Although you could, our controversy, I just would be like, oh, it's like the fucking, it's just, it's entertainment fight. The just would be like, oh, it's like the fucking it's just it's entertainment fight the air of legitimacy is yeah Because you could still throw a UFC fight, I guess technically you throw any fight. It's true That is true
Starting point is 00:56:36 Well, you could potentially bet on yourself in WWE and just be like no, I'm not getting pinned Yeah, I don't yeah, I, do you think it'll go through? Do you think that it'll allow such a thing? I don't know, it seems, it seems so neat. So neat. Yeah. Well, because their thing, it would be like the Academy Awards where it's the winner is kept under lock and key by a third party.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Like it's essentially held in escrow kind of thing by like one of the big three accounting firms. But why not just tell people who's gonna win? Why would you tell everybody? To no like tell a friend. Oh right. Yeah. Can you please go bet on? Yeah. I can't. How many people would be deciding this thing and then how do you keep? Yeah. Truly. Because if you know who's gonna fucking win, you're gonna get on signal or whatever, and be like, it's gonna be Scott Steiner. They probably have it figured out too.
Starting point is 00:57:33 I mean, who knows how they would do it. I feel like L.A. or pretty, I mean, Las Vegas is pretty good at making odds, right? It's, it probably doesn't have payouts for the same way boxing matches or other things have. Yeah. I thank God I don't understand how sports betting works because and not that I would do it but yeah. Let's touch on Elon real fast before we wrap this up because it's just so fucking stupid. He changed the, he changed the Twitter logo to the doge.
Starting point is 00:58:05 He changed the Twitter logo to the Doge. Is it the Dogecoin logo? Yeah, it's the fucking dog. I think it's up there. Can you go to Twitter.com right now and just see if it's still the dog? Yep, wow. So it's, wow, yeah, it's the actual home button is the thing. And he had hinted before at Dogecoin becoming
Starting point is 00:58:26 like the currency of Twitter or something, right? Using it to facilitate transactions. Yeah, but even before that, weren't you able to buy things through Tesla, right? Some of his other companies. Yeah. God.
Starting point is 00:58:39 And Dogecoin saw a little bump after that. I mean, the worst part about it is, it's a website and app with utility. I like using it for things and he's- What's later? Yeah, and he's just making it objectively worse. Yeah. You know, he took, I'm sure you saw,
Starting point is 00:58:55 he took the verified badge off of New York Times. Already? Yeah. I thought everybody lost their badge unless they pay because I don't have money. No, someone taunted them about like someone said no one cares if you're going to take them away and he goes, okay, fine, I'll do it. So he took the badge off the New York Times. The White House is not going to pay to have their
Starting point is 00:59:13 because it's like a thousand bucks a month or something. Yeah. Which is fine. It's bullshit. Everybody. The verification thing is helpful. Yeah. Okay. It was. It was it was very easy to scroll through Twitter and go, but now it's not, you know, it's confusing. He's made it very confusing. The, he's now fucking with NPR. I don't know if you saw that he labeled them state run media, which is on par with,
Starting point is 00:59:42 it's like what he does, it's what Twitter does to Chinese sources or yeah, journalists and, you know, state affiliated media, state affiliated label. Yeah, well, here, let's cook that. What, how do they actually define it about government and state affiliated media council labels? Uh, labels on government accounts provide additional contacts, labels on state affiliated accounts provided additional contacts about accounts that are controlled by certain official representatives of government state of philid media state affiliated media entities and individuals associated with those entities i mean
Starting point is 01:00:16 yet but that's in that's obviously incorrect because npr is not affiliated with the government directly it's it's supported by it small government funds. The percentage of their government funds is I don't even think anywhere near what they get from listener donations and companies and businesses that are supporting them.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Well, I also think that it's funny that the White House is saying that they won't pay and i think the question would all of this be happening like if it was still under jack dorsi or any other c-e-o would these companies and entities shell out the money if it was the same amount of money would they do it to i don't think jack dorsi had
Starting point is 01:00:59 or no but in the board the same thing was implemented i wonder if it's just a personal slight against Elon Musk. Well, but it also doesn't make sense for them to do it. Right to pay for it because the only or I mean if they wanted to pay for it and Keep the rules the same fine, but it doesn't indicate anything anymore. Mm-hmm. So what indicates you paid for it? Right, right? And so before it used to you used to be able to click the checkmark and it would say indicate anything anymore. So why would you pay for it? You paid for it. Right, right. And so before it used to be able to click the checkmark and it would say one of two things.
Starting point is 01:01:32 It would either say this is a legacy account which was verified before all this or this is someone who pays for Twitter blue, that's why they have the checkmark. And now they've just combined into one. This is either a legacy account or someone who pays for it. Right.
Starting point is 01:01:44 And so there's no real advantage to being, to having the blue check. He's a smart businessman though. Is he? He's so smart. He's gonna save the world. He just, he just, he just, he just, he just, he just, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he $20 billion? At $20 billion valuation. And he said that he expects that,
Starting point is 01:02:06 did he say he expects it to like 10 X from here? Oh yeah, I'm sure. To the moon, Twitter. Jesus Christ. Godspeed to my friends who work at Twitter, really, to them. I mean, it's probably very frustrating because they have been with the company for a long time and have a vision for what it could and should be.
Starting point is 01:02:25 And there was, I know that they were personally conflicted about staying on board with Elon Musk at the home, but, you know. I think, best case scenario, he steps down. I don't know why he hasn't. I know. Just fucking do that. And everyone already voted and said they want you to leave. Yeah, I thought that if Vin Vitti Vici or whatever he said
Starting point is 01:02:46 in Latin, the will of the people, so which I'll be here, whatever. When he did that thing, so fucking adhere to it. Step down, dip shit. Fuck outta here. Oh, well, he probably blamed it on bots. Probably attributed it to bots. Blamed it on bots?
Starting point is 01:03:01 Which they're still having an issue with. And blamed it on the woke mob. Ah, right, the woke mob. Ah, right the woke mob The woke mob is the real Well That about does it for this episode. What a real stinker, huh? Real dense No, it wasn't a stinker. It smelled good. Didn't smell like New York at all
Starting point is 01:03:22 I thought I was there for a week, a New York's multifind. It smelled fine. We smell fresher than Marjorie Taylor Greene's ass. That's low bar probably, but. Very low bar, I bet that thing stinks. I bet she doesn't wipe enough. All right, what? She probably thinks bidets are fucking two European and liberal.
Starting point is 01:03:42 She, I bet she absolutely thinks Badez are a liberal thing that makes men and to women. I don't know if she might enjoy one. No, I bet she doesn't. Actually, she does seem to, she would subscribe to some sort of macho, macho, um, you know. She uses dude wipes. Yeah. Anyway, if you stuck around for this long, what the fuck? As usual, follow us on everything, subscribe to this shit, leave comments. You know, oh, we forgot to talk about Bud Light. That was going to maybe be in the title. Well, it looks like it's not going to be in the title. It's not going to be in the title now. Oh, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we've got a bunch of shit coming up in the after hours.
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