The Trillionaire Mindset - 83: Answering YOUR Questions!

Episode Date: April 28, 2023

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Coming up, whoops. Coming up on Trillionaire Mindset, we dive deep into the mailbag, answering your questions, including, how do you find a partner in a digital world? And we're talking about our biggest on-the-job goof-ups and mess-ups and stuff. Ah, just like this job, we goof up all the time.

Other questions include, which senator would we most like to punch? The answer just might surprise you. and probably our juiciest question We're talking about our worst dates. It's gonna get dripping wet I'll get the feedback when I get done with you. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. Okay.

Okay. Happy Greek Easter. Oh, that was by the time this comes out. That would a while ago. Sorry. Sorry, I missed it. Where did you even see that? I don't. Oh, sorry I missed it. Where did you even see that? I don't know, I remember someone mentioning it

and I remember you going like, oh, it's Greek Easter and I was like, oh, blah. Yeah, it was on Sunday, but not, you don't know when we recorded this. It'll be a mystery for the people. Well, they can we record this. They can Google this.

Yeah, you can figure out when Greek Easter was kind of do the math. Do you know how you say happy Easter to Greek people? Do you wanna know? Yeah. You say Christosanese. Christ is... Christ has risen.

Oh, sounds like you said is nasty. And do you know what they say back? He sure has. Yeah. No way. Yeah, they sure has. Yeah. No way. Yeah, they really do. What do they, what is it? Alithos and Essay, surely he has risen.

Oh, wow, wow, wow. Wow. Wow, man. You tried to make fun of us. Yeah, I did. And I flop. Fuck, fuck. Well, folks.

So Big Chris Thos and Essay do all my freaking... Greeks out there. And a big, he sure has to everybody else. We got to check that disclaimer in the description box. You know the drill. Also next Thursday. Yes, next Thursday on May 4th, we are doing a live stream on youtube.com slash trillion

or mindset. Also, keep submitting to that Photoshop challenge on our we are doing a live stream on youtube.com. Slash trillionirmineset. Also, keep submitting to that Photoshop challenge on our subreddit, TrillionirminesPod. We're gonna show some on the live stream and pick our favorite. And the winner gets $10,000. That's true, and you can sue us if you don't get your 10,000. Yeah, absolutely true. We'll see you at $4.

Bucco, we did not say what kind of dollars. There been an Emil fund bucks. We'll see you at $4 bucko. We did not say what kind of dollars There been an amoeil fund bucks. We said doll hairs. Yeah, we said Give your address woman out there stupid ass Can't wait to play this video in court make you look like a fucking idiot So the credit card website is on the way I have said said been on the way. It's stuck in traffic. It's stuck in traffic. It needs to get approved by all sorts of people. We're at the Holland tunnel just going,

what is going on up there? Man, that is a geographical niche thing. The Holland tunnel. Yeah, but by New Yorkers we're freaking love. Yeah, what is it connect? New Jersey in New York. Oh yeah, yeah. What's the other tunnel, Lincoln tunnel? There's the Lincoln tunnel. What is that connect? New Jersey in New York? Oh, yeah, yeah, what's the other tunnel Lincoln tunnel? There's the Lincoln tunnel. What is that connect New Jersey in New York? Oh, okay, gotcha. They needed to

The tunnel so good. They made it I can't rhyme it fuck Fuck anyway, oh you say the tunnel so nice they named it the Lincoln and Holland tunnel Why did they call it the Holland tunnel? Cause New York used to be a Dutch colony. Maybe. Probably. Yeah, cause that one's in Lower Manhattan. Cause it was Lower Manhattan. Is it true that Manhattan got bought for like a sack of beans?

I don't know. Who knows about that one? Beats or something? No, I don't think it was beans. I think they say it was like pieces of glass, some things or other. Jesus Christ. I mean, who knows. They must have been some fucking killer shards. like pieces of glass, some things or what or other. Jesus Christ. I mean, who knows?

They must have been some fucking killer shards. Whoa, did you see these things? You give up that whole piece of land? Yeah, but look at what we got. Right. Anyway, so we've got a very special episode today. Once you tell them why, Emil. We've decided to get married on this episode.

That's not true. Oh But why because we're doing a we're doing a mailback. Yes A tradition is old as this show. No saying saying Christ is good or whatever if you're Greek on Christ Easter You don't say Christ is good. What do you say he's risen? Yeah, yeah. It always bugged me. The Greek people exist.

The Greek people exist? Yeah. I mean, if I had to pick one nationality to eradicate from the world, it would be. I can sense it when you, I can sense it. Not at all. But grammatically, he is risen. Don't you mean like he has risen? That's what I said. Oh, I thought, but everybody else always says he is risen.

I don't know. Yeah, maybe in your weird, in my weird way. You can't put, you can't put something on me that has nothing to do with me. Explain it. Yeah. Explain it. Christian, sound off in the comments. Let us know. What's going on there?

Oh yeah, yeah. Anyway, we got a mail bag episode because you, because why? Why, where are you going? Where are you going? Oh, where are you going? Where am I going? No, where are you right now?

Currently, I'm in Greece. Oh, really? Oh, damn, that's where you're going. Visiting my, you know where I'm going. I can't remember, I can't keep track of all your vacations. It's not like, I'm going to see my mom and my family. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, okay. So the boy's going to Greece. He's in Greece right now.

It's going to be very nice because it's obviously very difficult to go... Me and my brother both live in California currently. Uh-huh. And those places... California's very far from Greece. You don't say it. You can't even get a direct flight. and those places, California is very far from Greece. You don't say it. You can't even get a direct flight. And so me and my brother have not both been in Greece

at the same time. Wow. In years. Wow. So he was going and then my mom was like, it'd be great if you guys could both be here. And then I was getting the WhatsApp's, the WhatsApp's from the cousins saying, well, that's the thing.

Christ is risen. When she told me I was kind of like, yeah, but I'll try, but I probably, and then when I said, I'll try, I guess she just told everyone, a meal's coming. And they were like, can't wait to see you. That's really smart of her before she's your hand.

That's good. That's a good mom chess move. But it'll be, it's gonna be so nice. I'm so excited to see all my family. Well, good for you. I don't know what I'll be doing during that time. I'll probably be crying. Crying or I think I'm gonna go surf for like a week.

In Nicaragua. In Nicaragua. Nicaragua. No, I don't know. Yeah, I think I'll go to the beach a few times. All right. So let's get into it, shall we? We asked you the fans for some questions on Instagram, the app.

And we picked your favorites. Our favorites. We picked your favorites. We picked your favorites. You voted. We picked your favorites. We picked your favorites, you voted, and this is what you get. So we had everyone write in questions, then we posted those questions and let everyone vote on them, and this is what?

But we did an electoral college style. Right, yes. So sometimes, so each, we made a map and each state has delegates, right? And they get, I don't fucking know what I'm saying. So there's 50 questions. Yeah, there are 50 questions. One from each state.

We're gonna try to get to all of them and if we don't get to all of them, we will continue in after hours. So. So, this first one, I think we have from New Mexico. What? So, I don't get it. It's a bit of a drug reference. No, you were just talking about the electoral college. Oh, is New Mexico always the first state that? No, well, then why I don't get it.

Oh, okay, okay, I know I get it for sure. No, I totally get it. So question number one comes from Zatch Pionna. Zatch, Zatch Pionna. Zatch, Zatch. Is it Greek? Zatch, Pionna. Zatch Pionna. Zatch Pionna. Zatch. Zatch. Is it Greek? Zatch Pionna. He says Ben, what's more dicting? First of all, it's addictive. I think.

Fuck. Yeah, it would be addictive, right? Not a dicting. But it's addictive. This is it, guys. Yes, this is it. Zatch guys, off to a bad start right? Not a dicting, but it's a dicksage guys. Sure, yes. This is a dicksage guys after a bad start. What's more, dicting cigarettes or acid?

Far and away cigarettes, are you kidding me? They're delicious, they make you feel good, they make you feel cool. And I see smoking cigarettes every day. I don't see you taking acid every day. It's not true. Yeah, also acid, it's not addictive or habit forming at all from what I know

No, and not only that it'd be pretty impossible if you've ever tried Taking acid multiple days in a row. Yeah, your tolerance goes way up. It's like impossible to it's very hard to get yeah Hi again. I did Years ago. I was microdosing acid Twice a week on Wednesdays and Sundays for like a year. Okay. Jesus, man.

That was it? Yeah, that was it, man. I'll tell you what else is addictive, this diet coke shit. That is addictive. You know what else, you know what's more addictive than cigarettes, sugar. Hey, you're preaching the choir here.

Ice cream. I'm a constant battle. Yeah, how's it going? You said that you were quitting flaky sweet treats. Yeah, I broke edge with you. We got ice cream. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But I feel like I've been gay ever since what I did was I stopped buying sweets, stab in the house. Okay.

Little, little dark chocolate, little fucked up things. Yeah. no more. You know what you gotta get? Ted Sirius, Quaker Oats makes rice cakes, and they have apple cinnamon flavored ones, and they taste like a nice little dessert. They're like, you know, sometimes I'll, I still have honey, sometimes I'll squirt a little honey

in my mouth. Yeah, honey and fruit. Honey, you got at the same time. Honey is fucked up how sweet it is. You go damn. This shit is just in nature. So tasty. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna be eating a lot of honey and grease. I bet you are. Yeah people people Fuck with honey big time. Yeah, but they they buy the big cans and they they put it in their suitcase on the way back here I'll have to do that where you're supposed to declare it and

I remember one time we were on a flight back. Have I told the story? I have no idea. But, you know, so everyone's got it meant. But we were pretty good about it. Where, like, my mom will wrap it in so many plastic bags and everything, so nothing happens. But they were getting on the speaker going.

We need to know who has honey in their bag and everyone's just going, like, because pretty much everyone had honey in their bag and everyone's just gone. Like, pretty much everyone had honey in their bag. Actually, everyone's gone, nah, like I'm not telling them. And they- Why did they need to know? And then they, like in some no one's fessing up and then they were like, honey is leaking all over.

Like, the honey we had broken and was coming out of the suitcase. And then some little old lady was like, I brought honey. They kick her off the plane. I forget what happened but I remember being like, mom, we should tell them we brought honey and she's shut up, shut up. We'll end up in a cell somewhere outside of any government jurisdiction. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank another sponsor today's episode. Hello fresh! any government jurisdiction. affordable. That's why it's America's never-one meal kit. April is Earth month Bravy and Hello Fresh is always committed to a cleaner planet. On average, Hello Fresh meals have a 31% lower carbon footprint than the same meals made from

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That's not currently socially acceptable? Yeah. Am I gonna get in trouble for this? I feel like you should be able to ghost people. That's it. Yeah, it's not socially acceptable, but it's like not socially acceptable. Ouch. That did kind of hurt. Okay, do you want to expand on that at all? Just the way dating has become. People go on so many dates, right? Because that's what people do now.

You like look at someone's dating profile online and you go, okay, I guess we should go on, like, and I don't think if you're gonna meet that many people, you have to, you know, once, twice a week, be sending texts like, hey, I actually did enjoy hanging out with you. And I'd like it if we'd never talk again. You heard it here, folks.

Emil is inconsiderate and thinks it's okay to fucking run and just leave you hanging. No, but I agree with you. I understand what you're saying. It's like we all, if you have sex with someone, you got gotta give them something and say like, hey, I'm sorry, I just, you know, I'm not feeling or whatever the fuck, you gotta say something, I think. I think even if you've been dating for like a year, you should be able to just leave. All right, what I think that should be socially acceptable farting. Just everybody's doing it anyway. You're blasting all the time and I don't know when that became.

I mean, I still wouldn't do it because I have innate shame that's just built in, but I, uh, I wish that it was, because you know, I can't tell you how many times I've been in a situation where I can't release and I need to because I'm in pain. And it's like uncomfortable, and I'm fucking squeezing and clenching, and like, oh, I mean, that's the, that's the best part about when you get

or serious with someone, you can be like, oh, I can just like fucking fart. No, I've never gotten to that point. What? Yeah, in fact, that's crazy. Years ago, my girlfriend at the time,

I accidentally farted and she knew how sensitive I was like, I will not fart around you. What? She's like, come on and she wouldn't do it around me. But I accidentally let one rip and we both looked at each other and I went, and she just died laughing. It was great.

How did she just lost it? And I was like, I felt a little safe in that moment. I'm like, maybe I could do it all the time and she'll laugh every time. So I just have stomach aches for years, if you do. No, I've improved my diet and I know now how what not to eat. But no matter how you could diet is, you'll have to fart.

That is true. That he do be spinning facts. That is not cap. I have like specific memories of like living in New York and sleeping over someone's house and then just the subway rides home just like farting and being like, thank God, my stomach hurts so bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What else is something we think should be socially acceptable? I was joking about the ghosting thing. You should text everyone. Yeah. I got nothing else. All right, let's do the next one. True is stranger than fiction asks. Where would you want to take a vacation next? You all on? New Zealand. New Zealand. New Zealand. Yeah. New Zealand and um, New Zealand, yeah. New Zealand and I think that's it man. New Zealand and maybe like Scotland. Scotland. Scotland, yeah. I'm going to Ireland for a wedding. Yeah, I know. It's cool.

I'll take a picture of Scotland from there. That's cool. And Mexico. Mexico. Mexico. Mexico. Yeah, everybody's going there. Everyone's going there. Everyone's going there. I wanna go there. I wanna give it a shot. Which part? See that, they're Mexico. Oh, a little CDM, X-Boy.

Yeah. A C. Claddle. Por su puesto. I've been, a couple of times, I love it there. I know what you do. I'm a little CDM, X-Boy. Yeah, you love having your little tacos.

You're just spicy chocolate. Also just a walkable city. Yeah. Pastries. Yeah. Come on. Okay, where do you love having your little tacos. You're spicy chocolate. Also just a walkable city. Yeah pastries. Yeah Come on. Okay, where do you want to go? I want to go Wouldn't be tight if you could visit hell Just check it out and be like damn, okay, I feel like it'd be cooler to go to heaven and say I want to talk to God And then just go fuck you you little piece of shit. It's saying against the rules. You didn't say so.

I'm not saying this is against the rules. I'm not saying your name. I'm going hell anyway, baby. Yeah. Thanks for letting me visit Booker and then you just walk out backward like, or I'd moon God and then go see you later. You gave me this. I'm shaking it.

Bitch. God would have a good sense of humor about that. I don't think you would. I think God, he seems like kind of a prick. Yeah, but like with a dark sense of humor. Look at the butt dude, look at the human butt. Oh I'm looking. Hey man brother.

He is, he is risen for sure. Uh, I think I want to go to Argentina. Argentina okay, okay. Interesting. think I want to go to Argentina. Argentina, okay, okay. Interest, I really want to go. Yeah. The longest country. Isn't it like super... I think you might be thinking of Chile.

Oh, whoops, yeah, that's what I meant. Fuck. Right? Probably, yeah. Child. Can we Google that? Which country is longer? Well, this is a little...

Child or Argentina? It's looking a map of South America. South America, huh? Oh, yeah. Wow, damn, they really, uh, child is the longest in the earth country in the world. Yeah, yeah. Huh.

No, it's child. But yeah, I think I have a lot of fun in... It's not the longest country, Brazil. Brazil, okay. We've got two conflicting things right now. It's too chill. Oh, longest and narrowest. Ah, so it's both of, it's longer and narrower,

but the longest is simply Brazil. Okay, well. We'll figure that out anyway. Well, yeah, catch me in Buenos Aires. Yeah, Buenos Aires. Yeah, Buenos Aires. Yeah, okay. Alright, so next question, let's see. Chris Burden asks, where does Emil get his slutty sweaters?

I don't even understand this. How sweaters could be slutty. Because you look good in them. Ergo, you are a slut. Ergo, they are slutty. Where do you get them? Patriarchy man. All over the place.

A lot of them are just old. That doesn't answer anything. What brand? I mean, one of them, I don't even know. One of them was that one that people keep coming to come. I got in Tokyo, that weird vintage store. One is like a, I don't even know how to get it anymore. I want another one.

There's a J Crew one. LL Bean, of course. They've got two big, I'm a Bean Boy till I freaking die. There's a J-Crew one. LLB, of course. They've got a big, I'm a bean boy till I freaking die. Yeah. You die, I better hope you get that life insurance. Well, the ad will be coming, you guys will know what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know, the classic places. It's less about the brand and more about, you know, go in there and see which ones make you feel cozy. It's all about the coziness. Yeah, that's what you're looking for. And since you didn't ask me, fuck yourself. And Garrett asks, if you could build an empire

off one thing and make it your whole life, what would it be? Slutty sweaters. I am going to start a slutty sweater empire. The tits are cut out. The tits are cut out, man. The tits are just cut out. Ladies, sorry.

You got the tits just exposed to the others. What yours is? No, I'm joking. I think it would be safe cigarettes. Ooh, that's good. Sigarettes that don't kill, they actually elongate your life. Yeah, they're good for you. They are good for you, healthy cigarettes. God, how good would that be?

They, oh my God, I know. Just nice to smoke some. There's a, there's, if the parallel universe thing is true, that means, or multiple, multiverse theory, there is a universe out there where healthy cigarettes exist. Also I've got a set of rock intits at the, at the same time. So I'm walking around with a busty. Just a man who are lookin' and I'm goin' up here. Just lookin' at them all you want and I'm goin' up.

Check them out. Wouldn't you like a long time? You got back pain. You got back pain. But the cigarettes help. Right. The cigarettes are like ibuprofen. Smokey cigarette. Which you gotta be careful with, cause you know, aren't I thought painkillers can't they give you liver? But dude, this is my universe man. They're they're they're the ibuprofen's all good

Yeah, they ibuprofen in this world ibuprofen doesn't give you ulcers either great So chronic pain has been solved. I've got the best rack in the world and oh Yeah, I have changed it. It's the best set of boobs you've ever seen. And everybody's like, God dang, that's cool. Sand dollar size nipples. Just. Ha. Sure.

You know, it's a reasonably sized sand dollar. But if it could fill, I don't know what I would make. I don't know what I would make. I don't know. Something that everybody likes and is like good for humanity. I would pick one of the things that, you know, no one thinks about, you know, zippers zippers is good or like, you know, the little thing that goes on top of a dropper, you know, the little rubber thing to squeeze out the stuff. That's that's your empire.

And I've got like a beautiful house on Cape Cod and I'm having parties and stuff and people are going like, what is he doing? They're like, I like medical devices or something. And so they think I'm like selling defibrillators. But then I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, you know how you like squeeze the drops out of them? And they're like, fuck me.

I got the patent on that thing. Yeah, that's what I want. Okay. And I'm like, and I just sued and got it, got it. It's even longer now, the patent. Yeah, I just sued him really Clark. The, you know, Kimberly Clark. No. All right, that's a deep cut. They are a, they make a mechesson. Don't say they make more name. They make like, they make, they make like rubber gloves and sterile shit. Yeah, no, no, but that's like I want it even more obscure.

Yeah, because like a lot of people are like, Oh, people need rubber gloves. We should make rubber gloves, but no one's like, Do you guys think we're doing good enough on the Squeezer? Could you better? Well, all right, so there's your answer and Garrett. Hello everybody, we want to take a quick break to think another sponsorship today's episode.

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right now at Notion.com slash trail. Delay Garcia says, how do you find a partner in a digital world? And to that I say you're asking the wrong guys. Yeah, yeah. Okay. You know, tell us I think that you make a dating profile on an app or don't Meet people in real life. Yeah. Yeah. IRL is the way to go probably go to a fucking farm

I think that's it. I would say putting all of your Putting all of your effort into online dating is probably a bad way to do it. Join, you know, join a club. Join, join WIFAP, download WIFAP. Download WIFAP. Yeah, or Ben or Ben app. What do you call it? You can be a lap. Yeah, or a meal app.

Get out there, go do stuff. I don't know. I'll fucking join a sports team. Go fucking. Yeah. An intramural sport team. Do pottery. Take cooking club. I got an idea for you

what you're gonna need to do is go to a farmer's market with a dozen cupcakes and then trip and fall and spill them and some beautiful woman is gonna go like oh my god he's so clumsy or something and help you pick him up even though they're fucking a lost cause at that point their cupcakes and help you pick them up even though they're fucking a lost cause at that point or cupcakes. Fuck. This idea sucks. That idea does suck. Yeah. Okay, don't go to a farmer. Drives through a farmer's market. Here's what you got to do. You got to back to the future, your wife. Stock her and then have her dad hit you with a car. Oh yeah, no, peeping Tom. Have her, have her, have her nursery back to health and feel bad for you. Why do you feel like these people know what back to the future even is?

Everyone knows what back to the future is. Okay, fine. If you have to know what back to the future is, I'm not going to tell you you have to watch it because it's a great movie. There's bullying. there's time travel. I would say stay open. Yeah, okay. Be open. Also don't get obsessed with it. Just fucking Live your life and be cool and There you go and attract

People with cool. Yeah, it's such a broad question. Yeah, I know how to reason to answer that and also We're not doing it. Yeah, yeah All right, here we go Jaren Thanum any interesting medical emergency slash hospital visit stories? I've got a few, but I think I will save some of the darker ones for never, but I've got, why don't you go? I have a dark one that, like, I don't know, there's some space on it now, but so I think it's fine.

Okay, I'll be vague about some of the details details I guess, but you got your dick stuck in. No, no, it's not about me. I mean, I was there. I wasn't one who needed to go to the hospital, but this is a crazy story because I feel like it's a perfect American nightmare. It was a... Chris, it was holidays. There was a family fight.

Very family. Yeah, very stressed out for the parties involved. And one of the parties involved was having the thing where it was a panic attack or a heart attack? Gotcha. And there's the, you know, as anyone in America is familiar, there's always the, I don't want to go to a hospital and have a huge bill if I'm just having a panic attack. Right. So we had to do this thing where it was, you know, I think you should go because we don't want you to die, right? And then we did go running a bunch of tests, all this thing.

So we're sitting there in the emergency room and the doctors were like, we'll be right back and they were gone for a while and we were like, this is fucked up. They're not letting us know what's happening. Where the fuck did they go? We couldn't find it. We were like, peek our heads out. And then I was like, I'm just going to go find someone.

And walked out. And finally I found out I was like, what is going on? You know, you got all the information. You're freaking us out. And she was like, OK okay there's an active shooter. Geez. And we're asking everyone to just stay put. Oh God.

Wow. And so we just had to stay there for hours. And I was like this is the most American thing that ever. That is. Yeah, wow. So many active shooters. You don't see very many lazy shooters, do you? Oh, we cut that.

No, add booze, add booze. Yeah, add booze to that. Okay. Let's see, do I, I've told the story about me getting hit in the face with a baseball. Yeah. I've told my surgery about having my testicles operated on. Okay.

Well then, uh, I guess I guess that's it. I've had others, but who gives a shit? All right, Jaron also asks, where does Ben saying bubble come from? Great question. It was, I came upon a burning bush and I heard a voice, booming voice. I didn't say.

No, no, there is a famous radio broadcaster named Tim Conway Jr. And he, Any relation? To Tim Con. No, Tim Conway. Oh, I thought way Jr. was his, No, Tim Conway.

He used to say it all the time, I thought Wei Jr. was his, Tim Conway. He used to say it all the time. I don't know if he does anymore, but I still listen to him pretty regularly and I haven't heard him say it in a while. Probably because I've taken it and made it cooler and hip-hoper for a younger audience. But yeah, that's where I got it from. That's it.

Great. All right, Ashlyn. Ashlyn AUK. What is your favorite song at the moment? Ooh! What do you got? I mean, it's always changing, right? Everyone's... So, I mean, probably by next week, this will already be different, but I've been obsessed

with this song called Alone by the Cry. It's this like perfect little 90 song. Okay. Yeah, mine's changing all the time to it is currently, you know what, it's got to be the National Anthem by Radiohead. Wouldn't it be funny if you just stopped at the National Anthem? You know what, it's got to be the, I'm just feeling super patriotic in the National Anthem. Heading into an election year,

I gotta say it's the National Anthem. I feel like we really got it this to this year. I went to a Dodger game last week, a couple weeks ago for you guys. And it was like a local high school choir singing the national anthem and it was so bad that you could, you could feel the entire crowd just kind of, oh, like try nuts, stifled their laughter

and gave them a really hardy random applause at the end, but I remember the Fergie National Anthem. Yes, what did she do? She's just really bad poor Fergie Okay, Ben if Emil was a worm would you still love him? Great question. He is a worm You know, I think I know where that I You know, I think I know where that I feel like I found where that meme came from of the like would you love me? I don't know, but I was watching for Love of the Game Kevin Costner baseball maybe one of the the Kevin Costner baseball trilogy What other ones are there you don't know the other ones you know no Field of dreams. Oh, yes for love of the game No, no. Field of dreams.

Oh, yes. For Love of the Game. Bull Durham. Oh, yeah. Wow. Completed the trifecta. Oh, wait. The boy really loves a baseball movie.

But there's a scene where he's talking to his girlfriend on the phone. And they're being all cute and she goes, would you still love me if I was ugly? And he goes, yeah. And then she goes, what about if I was in the hospital? Yeah, what about if I had all my face burned off or something like that? And she seriously goes, what if I had no arms,

no legs, couldn't hear, couldn't see, he goes, someone, and then he goes, yeah, no, I wouldn't love you. It's great. God, great movie. Yeah, it's pretty good. All right, next. Johnson Riley. Yeah, it's pretty good. All right, next. Jonsi Riley.

Yeah, Jonsi Riley's in it. Remember, you used the Lufa watch, you'll see. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. You've got to use the Lufa. Jesus, man. Did you watch it recently? No, just like that movie.

Huh. Rom Combs, man. You know, that's my shit. I don't know if it's a romcom. It's funny. it's romantic. It's not so funny, it's a rom, it's more of a, the scene you just described, funny. It's a basecom.

They use the Lepha, they use the Lepha thing. It's a basecom, baseball romance. I would call that more of like summer catch, which fine. Is that Freddie Prince Jr. That's Freddie Prince Jr. and Jessica Beale. Wow, man. Matthew Lillard. Yeah.

Okay, Rageert. Rageert. Ria Gert. Fuck your name. It's so hard. Ria Gert. The favorite on the job, fuck up story. People know about my dump truck driving days? One time I was in front of a very nice

nice door man building in front of Inmanhattan. And I backed the truck right up into their honing and took it down. What did you do? Did you get out and survey the damage or would take off? No, I got it. Well, dude, I couldn't, it was like, Yeah, I couldn't take off. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, just like at the common balsam be like,

I fucked up. I've got a couple. One time, I accidentally put the wrong kind of soap in the company office dishwasher and it made, it just exploded with bubbles and flooded the kitchen with bubbles. And another time, what, how do I, well, it wasn't that big of a deal, but it got me fired, which is funny.

It was the like last straw. At the movie trailer place, I had to write a script for Adam Sandman. I think he told this one. Yeah, where he missed one word. Yeah, one word and I got fired. Yeah. And he did not care. He just goes, aw, I think there's a word mission here.

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Elizabeth Mika says, or asks any near death experiences? Uh, yeah. I don't know, I don't know how close I was to death. I can think of like two instances where I was most worried. I was like, oh, this might be, I might have really fucked up here and I might die. Well, but who, like, was I just being worried? Well, what was it? One was, I've told the story before when me and, uh, me and a girlfriend were hiking the

whites, doing the presidential traverse, we made one wrong turn and we were We just kept hitting fall summits and we both kind of were like it we're never gonna fucking get down And that one I remember We stopped to take a break and we both were just silent and I was like Fuck my mom's gonna be so pissed like And then the other one was in Greece there was an I we were at this beach and There was a small island kind of jutting out of the water and it It was hard to tell like how far it was and I remember who's me my brother my dad and my friend

And we were like Should we swim to it? It's pretty far but like And then I was like I don't think I could do it, and they all convinced me to do it. And then getting there, it was extremely hard. And it was fun, because we got there, it was a small island, and we climbed to the top,

and they'd put a church on top of the island. It was wild, so we went up, we let a candle, and then I was like, fuck, we have to swim back. I'm exhausted. And on the way back, I was like, I'm gonna die. I can't do it. I kept being like, dad. I can't go it. I kept in like, dad. I can't go anymore.

Let's see. I nearly got hit by a truck on my scooter and I had to swerve around it, hit the brakes and like swerve around it and all I did was yell, come on or something to the guy. And then the other time was when I was six and I got walloped in the face with a baseball and the time was when I was six and I got, while up in the face of the baseball and the doctor was like, if he had turned his head and hid it inside of the head, he would have died.

And my parents were like, damn, that sucks. Uh, so those are my two. Yeah, was there anything else? I don't think so. Who knows how many near death experiences we've had that we don't even know about, you know? Oh, I think about that all I mean I've I feel like I have moments like that all the time where especially driving if you're driving You're causing having moments where you're like oh if that went the other Joe that was one second. Yeah me with the scooter. Yeah Well Oh, what's your favorite dinner that reminds you of your childhood from wrestling robin Robertson fuck. All right favorite dinner that reminds you childhood my mom's chili boom done his mom's

chilly. Um, I don't know mine stuff my mom's a very good cook. She is a it's like world class really good fucking shit and it's really just that I mean so she came to Paris with me when I went and it's funny because you know we spent the first few days there's just something special better cooking we spent the first few days going to like some fucking world class restaurants or whatever and then I remember we didn't have any reservations on like the third or fourth day and she was, well, just pop into the market and I'll get stuff and make dinner. And I remember she was like, oh, I'm sorry,

I'm not used to this kitchen and I don't have all the things I need or whatever. And then I took a bite and I was like, oh my God, I was like, why are we even bothered going on these fucking restaurants? There's something special about it anytime. So I mean, I'm gonna have a couple of weeks of that. I'm having a couple of weeks of that right now, something special about it. Anytime, so I mean, I'm gonna have a couple weeks of that. I'm having a couple weeks of that right now.

I'm doing it. Currently probably. Yeah, fucking lucky. Probably gonna come back. Maybe a little bit larger, maybe a little bit heavier. Be prepared for that. Maybe I'll ask my mom to make some of that chili while you're gone. Yeah, that's a good one.

You're doing it. Well, I'm gone. Everyone go hang with your mom. Yeah. Uh, Sarah Con. You're doing good. Well, I'm gone. Everyone go hang with your mom. Yeah. Sarah Connell, favorite rom coms? Ooh. I mean, this is my shit, okay? I'm a fucking love rom com.

Never been kissed as a perfect rom com. It's silly, it's funny, it's rom. What do you got? Okay, so another rom-com trilogy. The Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan's. Yes. And everyone knows about Sleep Is In Seattle and you've got mail, which are great. Yes. But there's the first one, which is the weirdest.

Jovers. Jovers of the volcano. Excellent movie. It's so weird. Meg Ryan plays multiple different women. It's very fun, very cool. Beautiful little moments away from the things of man, all these great stuff.

And then, other weird ones, cause everyone knows like when Harry Metzali and... Yeah. Oh, as good as it gets. Sure. What do you mean sure that one's a good one? Jack Nicholson kills it I Can't think of anything else. Oh any other one gross point blank. You ever seen gross point blank? No John Keyes act plays a

Hitman who has to go to his high school Kuzak plays a hitman who has to go to his high school reunion and he faces the woman he stood up on prom night and he has to kill her no oh But he was but well I won't spoil it. Yeah, thanks really really good high fidelity. He's also good high fidelity is a perfect movie. Punch drunk love. No, no, it's perfect. Next question comes from Taylor Veloria, Emil, top three tennis players ever. No, no, you had one, you had one you had one first top three airplanes ever Number three Fuck man, this is hard. Okay number three number three The airbus a380 Because it's the biggest and it's fucking cool and it is a marvel of modern engineering fun fact when they first made it

the the and cool and it is a marvel of modern engineering. Fun fact, when they first made it, the fuselage inside was so quiet that you could hear the toilets like flushing a lot better and they had to make it less quiet because they found it was like upsetting to people. Like, well, we can like hear the dukey sliding through the tubes or just like, you could just hear the toilets flushing. So if you're a person who's a multiple flusher, man, that's humiliating when you come into that bathroom. Everybody's like, damn, six flushes, my guy. Number two, I'm gonna have to go with the Boeing triple seven,

the largest two-engine airplane. And at number one, gotta go with the queen of the skies. Boeing 747. God bless America. I'm not gonna say why. I mean, just Google it and you'll see. It's fucking beautiful. So, there you go. Top three tennis players. Yeah, they didn't ask me for top three airplanes, but as always, the two that went into the twin towers on the one that went into the Pentagon. But honorable mention for number four.

The one that went down in Pennsylvania. Yeah, yeah. Top three tennis players ever. I mean, this is impossible to do, but I'll, I'll just, the only ones that come to mind, I'll do a current one. I love watching Elena Rebikina. She, I mean, this is impossible to do, but I'll just, they're the only ones that come to mind. I'll do a current one. I love watching Elena Rebikina. I think I find her very cool. It's nice watching so many tennis players are like fucking babies and, you know,

just freak out under that. She's just so cool under the pressure. She's just, she just seems happy to be there and playing and she just kicks ass and it's very cool. And I hope to see her continue to win and whatever. And then flips out of that. John McRooner, you know I love a guy just absolutely fucking blowing his lid. That fucking rocks. And then, you know, when I was a kid, it was always San Person Agacy. And both of them are just very cool. Andro Agacy's book, if you've never read it open,

is it's so worth a read, it's so cool. So many cool stories, he's just a very cool guy. And then Pete San Person, it's always hard to not root for a Greek American, you know what I mean? Yeah. KC Glynnski asks, why doesn't my wife like this show? It's a great question.

Yeah, leave her. Yeah, leave her. Leave her and then ask her. A better question would be to ask, why does your wife suck? Why is your wife bad? No, I don't know, maybe it's because we're not to her liking.

Why don't you show her this particular clip right now and I will address your wife directly. Look, Mrs. Glynzky. Yeah. What did we do? Yeah, huh? You gotta, you'd like us. Come on. You'd like us. You'd like us. I promise. I think you're not being fair to us.

Also, trust your partner. Trust your, I don't know if this person is a guy, I'm guessing a guy, my wife could be a woman. Well, trust your partner that Mrs. Gleineske show is good. We are moderately entertaining, I think. On good days. Yeah on good days So that's it Please Anyway the next okay, okay. Bye. Bye wife, but Hey, are you 50 year older or are you close to someone that is if so? Listen up if you're listening to this Gerber life guaranteed life insurance sponsorship ad There's a good chance that you're

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You going? Yeah, I've got a lot of skills that I want to improve on. I'd like to get better. I'd like to revisit. I started learning piano a few years ago and then I stopped. I would like to get better. I'd like to revisit. I started learning piano a few years ago and then I stopped. I would like to revisit that. I would like to... be better and smarter. Stronger. Those skills I would like to get up. I'd like to work on being a better...

Lover. No, those stats are maxed. That's sick. Can you tell me some stuff out there? Yeah, cool. Cool. Cool. I got you. Better, more skills.

I don't know, just all of them. Well, that's always good. It's just that for one. What is a skill? A skill. Fuck. So, thank you for listing. Communicating.

Nice. And in the same vein, I really want to get better at Greek. OK. This one's for you, but why is that? Oh, you're such a baby. What? Oh, oh, sorry. I was skipping down to the next one.

Oh. That Kiener C worst experience with alcohol, that would have to be the time that I got drunk and smoked pot and then threw up And I did that twice There is another words I'm not gonna talk about it. Okay, go ahead. What do you got worst experience with alcohol? I Can't even remember like they're all bad. No

No. No. Uh... I can't... I don't even have one that comes to mind. Geez, wow, you heard it here, folks. Okay, next one, a Meals favorite Bruce album from David and Aya. Obviously, I don't know, very tough question, it's always changing depending on what's going on.

Darkness on the other town is the absolute classic probably same with porn to run. Lately I've been really into tunnel of love and it's funny I never liked it and people were like, we'd feel you get older on that one. And yeah, I don't know, something happened with that one. I turned 30 and I was just like, I have it on vine, I think I have most of them on vine on them. It's just like, God damn, this one hits.

Okay, good answer. D-Sparks, one is kidnapped and interrogated and one has to track down the kidnappers. Who's who and why? It's a good question. I defer, I'm gonna let you answer that. Which one of us is kidnapped and interrogated and who's gonna track down and find the kidnappers?

I don't trust you to be the one tracking me down. Really? Oh man, I'm, I'd be great. You don't trust, you don't think I'm smart enough? Okay. Well, what's your first move? You find out I've been kidnapped and I'm being interrogated.

I would look for clues. I mean, what do you mean? What do I do? What's my first move? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna call the cops. Yeah, right. Tip up, tip my hand. Go. I'm gonna buy a gun and I'm gonna fill a sock with a sack of quarters and you're coming with a gun in a sack of quarters. Just missing every shot because you're swinging a sack of quarters. Swing one while I shoot the gun. This is for when I run out of bullets.

Well, I'm out. I got to switch hands because I'm right hand. Ben, you're alive and you're a horrible shot. Kill him. What, I don't know, yeah, I don't know, that's a good answer. I'm gonna say he's kidnapped and I gotta track him down. And I'm going, you wait, Ben's on his way here with a sack of quarters.

You made the worst mistake of your life, you idiots. Spencer F asks, which senator would you punch? Diane Feinstein. Why? Diane Feinstein. Cause something's gotta take her out. Might as well be my fist. Holy shit. Yeah, yeah, she's, she won't retire willingly.

So maybe having the five fingers say something to the face would, would burst later. Actually, I don't know, I think I'll punch her in the, in the stomach. That'd be funnier. It's somehow less, it's more, it's more, it's more he's slimy men you could pick oh well. Yeah, but yeah Yeah Yeah, can I change my answer? Who's the one that looks like a baby? He's got a dad who's also he looks like a baby and he's got a dad No, he looks like a baby and his dad is a Rand Paul.

Rand Paul. Oh, he's a good one because he would go to bed. Oh, yeah, I do. So you want to pick someone Ted Cruz. I mean, so this is the you want to pick someone who's not going to remember when Jimmy Kimmel played Ted Cruz in basketball and got just absolutely. I'm hurt. Yeah, yeah.

So you want to make sure I don't know. I would make sure you kick your ass. and got just absolutely. Mert. Yeah, yeah. So you want to make sure, I don't know. I would make sure you kick your ass. I would make sure that they're all three lined up. Who, are you a punching three of them now? Yeah, I would punch. I would punch Ted Cruz and he would fall into, he would fall backward and the back of his hand

would hit a big baby, what's his name? Baby man, Rand Paul. And then he would turn around and fall, uh, and, and, and, uh, just ram his head into Dan Feinstein and she would probably pass away. You really want Difi dead? No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I just said it would, if she might pass away and that would be tragic. I wouldn't say that. I didn't say that. I just said it would, if she might pass away, and that would be tragic.

I wouldn't want that. But if it did happen, it would surely be tragic. Anyway. Harry James Miller. Would you ever fight in something like creator clash? Who would you want to fight? I don't really know what creator clash is.

I'm assuming it's creator's clashing. Yeah, to the death. It's a fight to the death. Okay. They should do that. Probably not. You just wouldn't want to do it. Well, I like fight someone.

Yeah, but it's like for charity. All the proceeds go to the brokest YouTuber. No. Oh, yeah. Is it really for charity? I don't know. Yeah. Okay.

Fine. That's like, got it. Better I guess, but. What's the charity? Each influencer brings their own charity to the event. No, like what is a charity? Ah. Fine.

Then I guess if it was for charity or something, I would do it. Okay. I'm watching charity. Would I pick? You can't pick it. You get to pick it. Okay. What do you pick? I would donate to like one of those pickup artists so he can teach more guys how to get women. All right. Yeah. I would fight Mr. Beast. What charity? Oh, I don't know, some cancer shit. Nice, some cancer shit. You would think you would pick some kind of heart. No, cancer shit.

Okay. What's the first commercial jingle that comes to mind for you from Thickman? 885882300 Empire today. Yeah. This isn't a jingle. I just always think that that big fat guy going, I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

What's that from? I think it's like Alcatelter. Oh yeah. I can't believe I ate the whole thing because that feels like me after every meal Not me anymore because I know how to properly manage my portion sizing. Yeah, I don't end up farting I mean, I'm like a dog Oscar Interiano

asks your worst date story Now you go first. Yeah, I feel bad about it. I don't want to like make fun of it. I don't want to have this like platform be like, this dumb idiot. Oh, well, I'm thinking of ones where I was the dumb idiot. Oh,

shit, let me rethink my answer. Uh, the worst date is when you're like, fuck this sucks. Yeah. I guess there are those. It sucks when you're like, shit, I really fucking... I can tell one where she did something, and she doesn't even know it, so it's totally fine. I had sex with a woman on...

This was years ago. on. This was years ago. I might have told this story before, so stop me. But it was on truly one of the hottest nights of the year in New York City. And sexually. Yeah, everybody was fucking man. No, no, it was like, it was so hot. It was still like 90 degrees at night. She was in town visiting and she was staying

at her like uncle's place and the place had no AC. It was so brutally hot and we had bad sex because it was just bad. And then we fell asleep or at least she did and I'm laying there and her, she has a fan on oscillate mode. And so like every two seconds, my own genitals stink. The sex smell would just blow in my face.

And I'm just like, God. And then she farted herself awake. I just heard, and she just went, and she thought that I said something or something, and I just laid there trying not to laugh. I didn't say anything. I'm like, I'm just going to stay asleep here. A sleep, quote unquote. And yeah, I think she's got a kid now. But...

So... What's yours? You got one? That was your worst day story? Yeah, can you get worse than that? A girl farting? But everything... Okay, I guess the other worst one was me and a girl got high together in her car and I freaked out and was like we got to go and then she's like where should we go? And I said well, let's go into this neighborhood

But then I remembered that someone had just gotten stabbed in the neck by a random guy a couple weeks prior to that So I didn't want to get out of the car But I really needed water and I said can we just go to a liquor store and we stopped in front of this place And not only did I know I was too scared to get out. So I asked her, will you go get it? I'm like, too freaked out to leave the car and she goes, okay. And then I went to give her money and I had no money.

So she had to get out of the car. She had to drive me to a place, then get out of the car, go buy me a water with her own money and I never saw her again after that. Yeah, that was pretty bad. I'm pretty bad one. You got one? I have one that I'm thinking of that was the worst.

Now I'm like, just thinking of other stories. There was one where I remember, I mean, it's such a long story, but basically I was in a weird. Just come on. We were both me and another guy didn't realize we were dating the same woman. It was like a weird, horrible thing.

And it just got very dramatic. But, and then that ended and I was dating someone else somewhat shortly after. And somehow weirdly, I went to this restaurant with my family, we sat down to this restaurant with my family. We sat down and then with my very new girlfriend. And then she walked in with her family and her, the guy who she eventually started dating. And I literally heard him audibly say, you got to be fucking kidding me.

Oh my God. And they just sat down. I know exactly who you're talking, my friend. Very nearest. That's very funny. And I remember even my brother was like, this is, I mean, what are the odds? That's very funny.

But the worst one was, because the worst part about dating is when, and for women it's way different, there's like, I felt like I was maybe gonna get murdered or whatever, for men it's just like, it was boring. Is she gonna fart in her sleep on me? All right, I mean mine was I Remember cuz my thing is always it's a waste of time if I don't want to fucking be there I'm like I could have done anything else tonight and I remember very immediately meeting and being like ah

I don't think we're a match, But I was like, big of you. I'll do the, no, I didn't say that. Oh. I said I'll do the, you know, one or two glasses of wine and then I'll finger bang you in my car. No, no, not at all. And that's the thing, I couldn't get out. It was like, you know, and she was very, just,

she was always just like, she's just talking, talking, talking, talking, and then after the first glass, she was like, oh, she's just talking, talking, talking, talking, talking. And then after the first glass, she was like, oh, you don't want another. And I was like, okay, fine, I'll do one more. And then it was like, and I had walked to the place and she was like, can I drive you home? And I was like, no. And, but she was like, why not? And then I, and it was like, it was like 10.30 p.m. and I was like, I have a work call

that I have to take and she was like, give a work call at 10.30 PM. And then she was like, well, you live really close. Can I just drive you home and then you can take the work call and I was like, I guess that checks out. Yeah, I probably could do that. Ron Hawaii. And then so she drove me home and like she did the thing where she put it in parks.

So I immediately like opened door and she was like wait And she said can I kiss you and I said I have this work call And she just went all brutal and I was just like slithering out the door and she said well Can we still hang out again? I said text me? Oh? God is the story over God that's fucking brutal, dude. No, it's not over because the next day she texted me in one feedback.

We salute her. I did not give you. I said, I don't feel comfortable. What am I going to do? Be like, yes, you were annoying. Yeah. I met a girl for dinner. She was really cute.

It looked really cute on the app. Seemed really cool. I suggested this Mexican place that I've always wanted to go. It's really cool. It's got kitschy Mexican stuff. It's like a traditional Mexican restaurant. She shows up. Not only is this exactly how she sounds, but the volume

and her just overall thing was just Immediately like what the fuck why are you this weird? No, no, she just goes wow this place is really weird This place is so weird and I was like what do you mean? I don't know she's weird I'm like it's a it's it's just like a Mexican restaurant. Yeah, I know, but like, look at all those, these lights are weird. It's just like normal fucking, and then I'm sitting there just going,

oh, and we have like the most romantic table. It's just a corner booth and the waiter comes up and he's like enchanted, just like, oh, welcome. Like, can I get you guys something? I'm just thinking, fuck. Oh my God. So I'm like, are you ready to order? Oh yeah.

I need a minute with a menu. His face is weird. So that's the, so we were out of there within 40 minutes. I was just like, oh yeah, I'm ready to order. And just got our enchiladas, got a margarita in her and I'm like, well, good nice to meet you. That's the problem with online dating is everyone kind of has stories like this and it it feels a little bit mean talking about it, but there's no, there's no real period where

you filter out. You just have some pictures and you go, yeah, I don't know, they seem my type, whatever. And then you meet up and you have these immediate things where you're like, oh, we're not a match. And, but so you have to go on the date to figure that where as before that, you would just meet people in real life and you go, oh, I'm kind of interested in their whole thing. Yeah. And then you go up and talk to them and then they start talking to you. Oh, you know, maybe, I won't ask them out because whatever. I've had it where I've met up with when where I'm like, You know what, maybe I won't ask them out, cause whatever. I've had it where I've made up with one where I'm like,

not that it was bad, but I was just like, I remember we hugged and I was like, I don't like the way she smells. Not, and it wasn't bad, but I was just like, I know what you mean. I would've seen this person at a party and gone like, oh, I want to talk to them, then I go up and go.

But she stinks. I go, oh, you know, there's something weird that I don't like. I've been the weirdo too. I, it's something, I went on a date with this girl who was like five foot one. And I don't know what was happening, but I kept nagging her. And it was like, I was then almost trying to like, it was like, don't think of a pink elephant where I then was just thinking of a pink elephant, but in the, in the

form of like making comments about her being small. I just couldn't stop doing it. She's like, I don't know something about, yeah, I can't drive, I couldn't drive a dead end. I'm like, oh, because you can't see over the dashboard. Jesus. I don't, that's not exact, but it was something like that where I'm looking at her and I'm like, this girl thinks I'm a total dick and I am, she's not wrong right now. And I can't fix, it had derailed and I just couldn't get it back on track.

It was like, it wasn't that bad, but I just knew that she was thinking, this guy is a fucking moron. And anyway, we got time for a few more. Ah, Amalik Kaliah asks, how did stocks start? I think she also said, why was the other part of the question? Stocks started, I think, in the 1600s or the 1700s with the Far East India trading company. I believe was the first one. If I'm not mistaken, I think that the point of them is so that people can participate in capitalism and profits and also you get dividends with certain stocks and also the stocks benefit the companies because they raise money from the public you can Yeah, I think that's the real answer

You get capital to expand yeah, yeah, growing expand so there's your answer Should we skip that one and go to an easier one? Yeah. Should we do the last one 27 there? You want to do that? Oh sure, sure, sure. Nice one. That's a great one. Wait, wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Emsonarag asks. It's only cuz I've been watching this franchise so I keep I always want to go No, no when I when the answer is yes, I always want wait. Yeah, cuz everyone you know, it's we for yes But it's like no one ever says yes here, right? We always say yeah, but they say wow Oh

What's your face? The mom where where. What's your favorite? They suck them on. Where, where, where? What's your favorite? Ah, super. Ah, super, where, where? Super cool. Ah, super. What's your favorite part about podcasting and creating content together?

I would have to say the make out session we have after every episode. Yeah. And you can't forget the elephant walk we do before every episode. Elephant walk? What's that? Oh, we've explained elephant walk to you. I'm worried about your brain. I'm not like... Buddy, I don't have room for everything.

But I don't know if you have room for anything. What's the elephant walk? Is it a sexual thing? Is it when your dick drapes to the floor? Or something? I'm worried. Is it where you suck off someone and you're like walking or something? What's an elephant walk?

Is it gross? Is it gross? What I feel uncomfortable explaining it to my own mom. Yeah, it's gross. Okay, so it's gross. All right, I don't remember. Where am I, et cetera. My favorite part about podcasting,

just that first part of the question. Okay, he's leaving me out of it. What's your favorite part about podcasting? And creating content together? Well, but that's two, to be, that's two questions because I like podcasting and doing it. Oh, you're thinking there's a comma after that? No, I'm not.

I'm just like, I'm breaking it down. My favorite part about podcasting and creating content together, there's no one singular favorite part, but it's incredibly fun to have a captive audience and just run my fucking big mouth and have there be people on the other end who are not only entertained by it, but find some kind of value

in it, whether that be personal, emotional. Yeah. And doing it with... Well, I'll do mine first and then we can talk about it together. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a very fun medium. And I don't know how other shows are, but ours just felt kind of fluid

and we're kind of constantly adjusting it and trying things. And yeah, it's fun to be able, it's fun to have the freedom and the autonomy to have an idea and just go, fuck it, yeah, let's do it. And then people go, we fucking hate you for that. Yeah. No, but it's yeah, it's been an incredibly fun medium now creating content to get her. Together, doing it together is fun because we both have good brains and they work well together.

And I like, I like what Emil has to say. I like the way his, okay, my fingers. I like the meal. He liked the meal say I like the way his okay, my fingers. I Like the meal He liked the meal. I like the way like the meal. Let me know Fuck and and thus a meme is born in the audience I like the way a meal's brain works and he knows how to compliment me and I feel like The same goes for him. We compliment each other well,

and it makes for a fun atmosphere where I know that what we're doing is fun and entertaining. Yeah, it's fucking chemistry. It's so fun. It's, well, we'll tack on another question here just so we can get it out of the way because I feel like people are always asking about this but when will you guys go on tour? We are trying to get that all going, obviously just stay

tuned, follow us on Instagram and socials because that's where most of that stuff will be announced but for example, that was, you know, we finally just did the first one and I mean, yeah, that was it on steroids. I mean, just being able to be on stage with Ben and just kind of talk about 9-11 and play with it and bounce off each other and yeah, I don't, there's not a lot of people I could go out with. I mean, we kept it very loose. There was a loose outline, but I trust them.

I'm like, we're gonna go out there and, you know, we're not gonna sink. And it's very cool and fun to be able to do it. And I am extremely stoked to get to like, keep doing that. Amen, brother. Amen. You know, Amen, brother. Amen. You know, even, and even just when we're preparing, we're like throwing out ideas, we're constantly fucking laughing and, uh, just fucking cracking up.

I mean, you see it on the show. I fucking, there are times where I'm just, I crack it up. It's, and I'd just like to tack on that only in America, only in America could this happen. And maybe Canada and several countries in Europe and probably Mexico and many countries in South America just about every country you could do what we do. Alright, well that about wraps it up for this mailbag. Stay tuned for after hours where we continue digging deeper into the mailbag.

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