The Trillionaire Mindset - 89: Will Apple's Vision Pro Flop? (Our Penultimate Episode)
Episode Date: June 9, 2023Apple’s big WWDC event brought us into the next generation of the company. Quality of life iOS updates, new FaceTime features, and the first look at a brand new augmented reality device from Apple, ...Vision Pro. The guys breakdown the event and all the new details and highlight the funniest moments! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Find more balance, with BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/trill today to get 10% off your first month. Get the only digital wallets with real cash access, activated by MoneyGram. Learn more at https://moneygram.com/stellarwallets For a limited time, try Notion AI for free when you go to https://notion.com/trill Check out our channel page on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/trillionaire SUBSCRIBE to Trillionaire Mindset at https://www.youtube.com/trillionairemindset Want to subscribe to our newsletter? http://bit.ly/3k4Nfar Trillionaire IG: https://www.instagram.com/trillionairepod Trillionaire Twitter: https://twitter.com/trillionairepod TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang BEN https://www.instagram.com/bencahn/ https://twitter.com/Buncahn EMIL https://www.instagram.com/emilderosa/ https://twitter.com/emilderosa *DISCLOSURE: THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS VIDEO ARE SOLELY THOSE OF THE PARTICIPANTS INVOLVED. THESE OPINIONS DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF ANYONE ELSE. THIS IS NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE. THE VIEWER OF THE VIDEO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSIDERING ANY INFORMATION CAREFULLY AND MAKING THEIR OWN DECISIONS TO BUY OR SELL OR HOLD ANY INVESTMENT. SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THIS VIDEO IS CONSIDERED TO BE SATIRE AND MAY NOT BE CONSIDERED FACTUAL AND SHOULD BE TAKEN IN SUCH LIGHT. THE COMMENTS MADE IN THIS VIDEO ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY.* Chapters: 0:00 Check the Disclaimer! 00:48 Kate Mckinnon on the Line 3:37 Apple’s Huge Week 7:00 WWDC Insular? 9:45 THE STANCE 11:10 Sponsored by BetterHelp 12:39 Craig’s iPad Grab 14:41 iOS Updates 16:49 Loud Mode Please 21:55 More iOS Changes 23:50 Thanks to Moneygram! 24:37 Ben’s Acid Birthday 26:31 The iPhone Kiss & More 29:55 Huge Day for Annoying People 32:30 The Depressing Features 33:50 “Vision Pro Quest” 36:09 Thanks to Notion! 38:00 The Apple Ecosystem 42:12 Dystopian or Not? 45:52 Apple’s Success 48:37 Millennial Tech 51:10 Ben’s Market Prediction 53:30 Carl Sagan Debunked 55:43 Partying Hard & Wrapping Up
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Here's what's happening.
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All right. Kate McKinnon. Kate McKinnon. Yeah, well anyway, let's get to what you really came here for, right?
Kate McKinnon.
Kate B.
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No, it's it's it's it's been a it's been a huge week for Apple and Apple fanboys.
God, I can't imagine having, you know Apple fanboys have been around since the 90s.
Yeah, I can't, I mean, I get it also,
like how thrilling must that have been
to be a fucking Apple fanboy?
Not only are you getting to make millions
and millions of dollars being a shareholder,
because obviously if you're an Apple fanboy,
you're invested in the company personally.
But then you get to watch.
But that was probably way cooler than it is.
Any of the fanboys who came in the, you know,
2000s and whatever, it's like you're excited
over a phone.
Yeah, man.
Oh yeah.
Because you're a multi-billion.
This was so niche and they were like,
early on the PC stuff?
Wild.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Family, I imagine trying to tell people
you're excited about a phone, Apple, back in the 90s.
I think that that tracks, because back then
they were reinventing personal computer with the color color full max
Dork
I do I do agree it is dorky. It is what a man
I used to I remember I used to get excited the Sunday paper Sunday newspaper and I would look at the color
ad they would put in an ad circular and I would get so excited
looking at Circuit City and Best Buy to just see how much more powerful
computers got that week because it was like whoa this one's up to 900 megahertz
yeah and then oh my god they've cracked the one gigahertz mark wow yeah
Oh my god, they've cracked the one Giggerhurt mark. Wow. Yeah.
Oh, 12 megabytes of RAM.
Or however much it was.
And now look at me.
Not beating the neurodivergent allegations.
Now they don't even tell you how many Giggerhurt.
Do they even measure it in Giggerhurt anymore?
Yeah. Processing per order they up to, like a million.
I don't want to say it's in the high fives or sixes.
Wow, that's it. Pathetic.
No. And fucking doesn't even get my blood flowing if you don't, I mean. I want to say it's in the high fives or sixes. Wow, that's it pathetic.
That fucking doesn't even get my blood and flow
if you know what I mean.
My penis is fully asleep.
I did.
Yeah, nothing's going on.
Anyway, WWDC, which is the Worldwide Developer Conference
for Apple.
Which I call Dub Dub.
They do?
They call it that fucking God.
We need to bring wedgies back. We need them. We tried to get press passes just so we could beat people up they do they call it that fucking God. We need to bring wedgie's back
We we tried to get press passage just so we could beat people up
But they wouldn't give him yeah, no well when you when you put under the memo for beating for kicking ass
They tend to be like no these guys are probably terrorists. Well, we put kicking ass, but then in parentheses like we mean it
You know who I wanted it who's ass I'd love to kick is that Craig Federegi. We'll
talk about him in a minute, but what would you call me? What I didn't call you anything.
WWE DC, you got to watch it folks because it is, I don't think dystopian is the right word,
but it feels dystopian. I didn't feel that way at all.
Really?
For me, it feels...
I've watched them periodically since the iPhone came out, basically.
They feel blissfully unaware of the world around them.
In Apple world, in these presentations, Tim Cook comes out and he's like, I've got
exciting news for every Apple fan. We're going to be announcing all kinds of exciting
products. But oftentimes they do. Of course, but it just feels so insular. It feels like
it is very insular and I think that's on purpose right like I mean we're going to get to it
But the reason why a lot of these things are a big deal on the reason like something like the vision pro quest
Is a big deal is because of this not called a vision pro quest. What yeah?
Why did I say vision I want to say vision quest that fucking 80s movie with the wrestler
Whatever he's off in his own world, but why the Vision Pro
works is because of this like ecosystem that Apple's built.
Yes, and they have, it's yeah.
It's a whole world with all these devices
that talk to each other and this seamless little ecosystem
that built.
I'm gonna bastardize the phrase, but it feels very
uncanny valley to me.
It just feels like something's off. I'm watching this and I feel like there's some hidden agenda or like I'm being have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have to say that I'm gonna have One thing that I just right off the bat that I found
very, very funny is all of their,
because they kicked it off, I believe, with the Mac,
the new MacBook Air.
Well, so let's talk about all the,
so yeah, they have the 15 inch MacBook Air.
There's like a Mac Studio update,
who gives a shit, and then there's...
Mac Studio is tight, it's like $7,000.
I know, it's so expensive.
It's just like not for, but, and then there's a whole bunch
of new updates to iOS.
Right.
And then iPad iOS and then getting into gaming.
And then they finally got into the vision pro.
The vision pro quest.
Right.
But what I found really funny, they They kept they kept on trashing Intel they kept comparing the new thing to the the Intel based max and the Intel
Basics Macbook Air and the Intel based right switch to the M chips
They've switched to their own chips and it's just if I'm an Intel guy. I'm sitting there just like oh god stop saying
How bad are she is compared to how awesome it is now.
Well, I don't think anyone was thinking about intel.
I think they were more thinking about fucking Zuck pulling his hair out,
going, oh fuck.
Yeah.
Uh, so just going, oh wait, they're not gonna use,
they're not gonna use Nintendo Mies.
Ha, ha, ha, fuck.
Why didn't I think of that?
We gotta play just real f-
So Craig Federigi is this guy.
He's like a senior, he's one of the senior most engineers at Apple.
And he's usually the dude who's leading these,
he's like the host of these things.
But I gotta clip that I gotta play of this dude because he's just
he's really something. Alright so here he comes, watch this, watch this, nothing can
prepare you for this stance. Let's start with the firewax. I pause it. Look at that
fucking stance man. I don't know if we can capture this, but it's basically this.
Do we see this? We can't even capture this.
We can see how far your legs are going apart.
This comes out.
It's a power stance.
It's beyond a power stance.
It's almost like he's leaning into how fucking silly it is.
That's someone who's fucking jacked up about iOS 30.
Man, this guy's worth over $300 million.
That's the other thing is all these people come out
and I'm like, how rich is this guy?
Yeah, how much stock does this lady have?
How much is, you know, that's a thing.
I'm talking, man, that type of money.
It fundamentally alters your whole shit.
It's like the show Silicon Valley.
It's just the video of Tim Cook dancing
that everyone that's been going viral.
It's like you just, you become not a normal person.
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Who do you... Man, is Tim... Does Tim cook have a boyfriend? Does he have a partner?
Do we know? I don't know. We know that he's the first openly gay CEO.
He did start the presentation in front of a rainbow thing.
But I think he always does that.
I think, I mean, maybe I need to seduce this guy.
Oh my God.
Tim Cook's special someone, bullish or bearish?
If they broke up already.
The Chinese American already had a hot new boyfriend
his age. Oh my God.
Wait, are they talking about that must be his boyfriend is partner?
Oh, okay.
Wow.
Well, we're not one to gossip about books.
He, oh, that was the giant.
All right.
The other, the other clip that I really liked.
So these things are really silly and Craig, this guy, Craig tends to lean into it,
but this, this part where he catches the iPad during this iPad part is really liked. So these things are really silly and Craig, this guy Craig tends to lean into it, but this part where he catches the iPad during this iPad part is really silly. He comes
out. Oh, this is great. It's so unexpected. Let me show you. What in the fuck? And then
here when he left the box screen with I bet it was 17. It's really cool. Oh, no. Isn't
there one where he fucking shreds a guitar?
Yeah, there's one. Well, he shredded a guitar before for the audio listener, the iPad just like
shoots into his hand from nowhere and then he blasts it out too, which is really misleading
because the iPad isn't capable of that yet. And then there yeah, there's one. There's
one of them. Yeah, that one.
Yeah.
Watching the latest show in Relax after work.
And then so he's playing a fucking triple guitar,
which is pretty killer.
Um, so let's start off with what's new with that power
stance.
I mean, he is Italian.
He's Italian American. stands. He's got a wide stance of allers. I mean, he is Italian. He's Italian American.
Is that a thing?
Oh yeah, we got huge stances here.
They also play some pretty good tunes in the thing that we're...
Yeah, was that fucking Aussie?
Well, there were some other songs that were not a classic rock,
but yeah.
So let's cover some of the things that we like.
Can we talk about iOS first? I honestly think that to me is more exciting than the vision
pro. You can have that. I have it up here in the thing in order. You can leave voice
mails on FaceTime now. A.K.A. Facemail. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Huge news for annoying people.
Yeah. You can leave face, do they call them face mails?
I didn't get, I think it's just, they call it voicemails.
I'm joking, I'm kind of stoked about this.
Yeah, it's cool.
It's, I don't know how it took so long.
Every time it doesn't go through, you're like,
why am I not recording a video to the person right now?
Why am I not saying pick up the phone?
And for me, the annoying person, the psycho who loves voice memos sending audio messages,
they didn't fix him in the way that I had hoped.
Wait, this is huge for me. They're transcribing audio.
Fuck me. They are transcribing audio messages now so you can just click it and it'll show
it out text. The other day, you left me like three in a row.
Minute volume.
I'm at it.
Voice notes.
Oh, he's just doing what he does folks.
Leave just ignore him.
They do need that too though,
because sometimes I click out of it and you can't.
Yes, so that's what I'm saying.
I actually wrote Craig Federighi an email yesterday.
You know.
Yes, I did because it's Federighi at apple.apple.com or something.
Steve Jobs used to respond to emails randomly.
You could write these people a fucking email.
And I said, sir, can you please let us scroll through audio messages like open a bigger
timeline so that I can actually scroll through it instead of accidentally clicking out?
And then, because you can, it's just very, it's at the time that you have a fucking thing.
It's mind boggling.
Also, you know what they need to do?
What?
On WhatsApp, when people leave you voice notes,
you can change the speed.
I've got it set to 2x.
So when I've got you in the car like,
anyway, now, it's going, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, because we don't talk on what's up. Oh, right, that's right. Maybe we should switch to what's up. No, but they need to let me speed it up.
Yeah, you know what I also wish that they would implement
loud mode.
So when you're on the train or on an airplane
or in an airport, anywhere in public, really,
you should be able, and you wanna play a game loud, for example,
you don't have headphones.
You wanna watch TikTok, you wanna play a game.
They should make it so that you can amp it up.
You can louder.
Yeah, so that people around you.
Because sometimes it feels like the whole plane can hear you.
Yeah, you want people to, you might as well,
that it's going for a high score and you want everyone to know.
Or if I'm sitting nearby, I'm like,
I can barely make out what's going on in that TikTok.
I might as well hear all of it, then just some of it.
So let's bring out loud mode.
Let's clip the microphones!
Care.
Sorry, oh, I'm so sorry.
What the fuck?
I'm so sorry.
It's fucking Kenny had to rip his headphones off.
You're not the only one...
I'm so sorry.
I didn't realize, I'm sorry, I'm sorry buddy.
Are you okay?
Did that hurt?
Just fucking hurt.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Guys, oh, I'm sorry
Anyway, fuck
God, I'm really sorry also the I think they already implement live mode every time they release a new
I phone they're like and the speakers are better and it's like it's a phone dude. Yeah, why they're like it's a
We have boom box level capabilities on these they They hit the row of crap above the keyboard.
Wait, wait, wait, you said you went in order.
You skipped some fucking huge ones, okay?
Okay, stickers?
No.
Oh, because I hated that.
I was like, they spent 10 minutes on fucking stickers.
Do you know what I'm very stoked about?
What?
Live voicemail?
Live voicemail.
I thought that was the voice, face-time voicemail.
No. Maybe I was peeing during this part. Yeah, you was the voice FaceTime voice mail. No.
Maybe I was peeing during this part.
Yeah, you must have been peeing.
Okay, so.
Or the other one.
They're bringing back a huge thing from our childhood.
What?
Okay, we used to have answering machines and you could call the fucking house and it would
go to the answering machine but you could hear what was that when the person was on the
line, you could hear it and you still had the chance to pick it up.
It was called screening your calls.
And it was there was there was a lot of plot points.
When you watch movies from like the 90s, you get someone going, come on, pick up, pick up, pick up.
Yeah, pick up.
Yeah, pick up.
When Harry met Sally, so much of their romance is like, I know you're there.
But now it's coming back.
You can see what they're saying in the voicemail and then you still have the choice to pick
it up.
That's interesting.
Okay.
So when I see that everyone's lives are about to get way more romantic.
I'm going to be, um, okay.
You know what they do need to introduce?
What?
Because they've still me to my wife.
Yeah.
Because they've taken this from to my wife. Yeah.
Because they've taken this from us.
Take me, Annie.
What?
As long as we're on the topics of 90 movies, 90s movies.
Uh huh.
Slamable iPhones.
Oh yeah, that'd be great.
Remember fucking screamin'.
Ah!
Cush, cush, cush!
Yeah, I remember doing that plenty of times.
Can't slam an iPhone.
No, you can't.
Well, you can, but then it just breaks.
And all they hear on the other end is click.
I know. I want to fucking slam it.
I mean, nobody's stopping you from slamming it.
But it's not, uh, yeah, there's no, there's no receiver.
But it's also not satisfying in any way.
It's too fragile.
Making attachment.
Yeah.
Uh, wow. This is just going to be called the iPhone episode.
Everybody, the Apple fanboy episode. Anyway, they, the, the, this is just gonna be called the iPhone episode everybody the Apple fanboy episode
Anyway, they the these are bigger. I mean
I mean, we'll tell you why but I'm not getting a fucking vision pro any time. I'm not getting a fucking vision pro any time soon
Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. No, I'm probably not
They also claim that you can do better search in iMessage which drives me fucking
Why does drive you wild because anytime I try to find something in in in an old text chain. Oh this is inefficient. It's
bad. Yeah, but they say it's going to be better. But Apple says a lot of things and then
they don't fucking deliver. And then like I said, it doesn't come out till September.
So we'll see how this live voicemail works out. If my wife's not leaving long winded
voicemails on there.
They also, like I said, they had a, oh it was a two-minute presentation on stickers and it just
had me thinking the whole time, people in the world are starving. And this lady's like,
now you can make your sticker. You can put stickers on your message and you can make custom
stickers and stick them on the fucking iPhone message and the fuck.
I wonder how many of those people giving the presentation
had an argument with their spouse right before
having to go record.
Like Craig, he's worth that much money,
he's just totally happy, he's just fucking content.
That is actually very funny to think about.
I mean, because I'm sure many people have been
in that situation where like you you have a big thing,
but you're in a huge fight with each significant other.
Oh yeah.
Oh, man, I remember a job years ago that I hated.
I got in a big fight with my ex girlfriend
and then I had to go into work and was just like,
well, time to fuck it, work.
Craig just screaming at his wife
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Oh, you can now just click a button.
Click the arrow to go all the way up.
That's huge.
Things that you would think they would have implemented
years ago, because these nerds,
I don't know what are they using these phones
in a fucking vacuum?
Do none of them have friends that they have group texts on?
Oh my God.
They're doing more stuff with,
I'll tell you what,
Apple is making it harder and harder to cheat.
Cheat?
Like on your significant other?
Great, that's good.
Let's bring that divorce right up from 50%
or down from 50% to 20%.
So they've got, they're getting deeper
on the location stuff.
How do you feel about that?
Do you like follow a significant others?
I don't have, I never used location chair.
I only would use location sharing if I was running late
and was like, here, just, here, you can just track me
for an hour.
For an hour.
Because it uses a ton of battery too.
But most, I think a lot of significant others
are now following each other's location.
Well, if you got nothing to hide.
But now they, it's for safety too.
But now they have this fucking check-in thing where it's like, it like, don't you want your wife to be safe?
I guess, but then she's gonna start asking for mine. Well, and then it starts being like,
oh, weird. Amel popped off somewhere. He looks like he's 15 minutes delayed. And then you
tap the option of saying I will be delayed.
Yeah, you check in and it'll give you the estimate of,
oh, Emil will be home in 15 minutes.
And if you're not, if you get delayed on your course,
it will send an alert to that person saying,
Surprise birthdays, gonna be impossible to plan.
You turn it off, man.
You just, that's so suspicious.
What are you going on your surprise birthday?
When your wife takes you out for your surprise birthday,
are you really going, where are all my friends?
Where are they?
I'm going to try and do it.
Don't ruin the surprise for yourself.
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I ruined a surprise birthday once and I was on acid.
Did I tell you about this?
Oh, it was awful. I ruined my friend Jess's surprise birthday party.
We wasted a good surprise on you.
I, her boyfriend, my friend Dan texted me and said, hey, we're having a surprise party
for Jess, you know, Sunday, come over.
And I said, okay, great.
And then like five days later, Jess texted me
and said, hey, having people over for my birthday tomorrow,
I hope you can make it.
So naturally, I'm assuming the surprise is bust.
So I said, oh, no more surprise to her.
And she said, surprise.
And I was like, oh, fuck Fuck and then just went off on me. He's like I'm gonna fucking punch you in the face
And I had already taken the acid because this was the day of the party the day of the party this all went down
And yeah the day of she said hey, we're having people over tonight from a birthday and I said oh no surprise
Tough Hey, we're having people over tonight from my birthday. And I said, oh, no surprise. Tough.
But see, what if you're a person who,
because a lot of these people
are also following their friends locations, okay?
Yes.
And then you look at it and you're like,
hmm, why are all my fucking friends in my house?
I'm just saying.
Yeah, okay.
Let's have, let's have,
let's have a little spontaneity happen in your life.
All right, so I, the petition apple
to cancel that feature for surprise birthday purposes
and cheating on your wife.
And cheating on your wife, of course, of course.
Air drop now is possible by touching your phones together.
I'll tell you what, I've been making this joke for fucking eight years now.
Wow, a long time.
People say like, give me your contact.
Wait, you hear this, man.
And I'll just bump my phone into it,
and they'll go, does that work?
I go, now.
Very good.
Now it does.
Yeah.
They fucked up, though.
They're calling it name drop,
with contact sharing.
You can do that, too.
I think they should call it the iPhone kiss.
I like name drop.
Actually, yeah, now I'm thinking about it.
Name drop is way better.
iPhone kiss sucks. I had it backward in my notes, too. I'm like about a name drop is wait that iPhone guess suck
I had it backward in my notes to I'm like, why did they call it the iPhone kiss?
They should call it name drop and it turns out that's what they called it
The other thing that was really surprising there was a brief there was a brief
There was a brief nod to Japanese people when they brought in Hideo Kajima. Well, you're skipping so much.
Oh, man. Okay.
What else did I miss?
I love all this IOS shit.
Give me more.
The standby thing?
Here's the thing.
It does feel like there is a push, like they're hearing people about being like,
I don't want to fucking be on my phone at all times.
Uh-huh.
Or like so many notifications and stuff.
And so that standby, they basically made it so you can turn your iPhone into an alarm clock.
Oh my god
Also, a million dollar
Also fucking too little too late. I know so many people have gotten full-on radio clocks just because like I
Started sleeping with my phone out of my room in it. I'm not joking when I say it changed my life damn
We got a real fucking Andrew Huberman over here. What's his name?
That's his name. Oh, I got it real fucking Andrew Huberman over here. What's his name? That's his name.
Oh, I got it right.
Just saying it.
Damn, dude, what are you gonna tell me next that you wake up and get 15 minutes of sunlight
every morning and cold plunge?
Not even close to the same thing.
And take Tonkat Ali three times a day.
Any more?
This motherfucker, man, I swear to God.
There's so many supple, I don't know how people take so many vitamins on an empty stomach.
It upsets my tummy moving on
Well, what else do you like about iOS?
That was kind of last one. That was the last one. Okay, but I do I am stoked about standby
But I will not be using it because I'm
No phone in the room anymore. Well, you also would need to stand. I don't want to buy it
I bet Apple's gonna make a fucking stand for $30.
You know we stand a stand.
We do stand a stand.
Sorry, was that loud?
Fuck.
In the, in the, no.
Anyway, for the Japanese, they brought in Hideyokunjima.
What do you mean for the Japanese?
It was him because he came out and spoke Japanese.
He's Japanese. I understand.
I'm joking.
He's the creator of Metal Gear Solid,
which is the best game to ever be created.
I remember it was the first game I got
when we got a PlayStation 2 for Hanaka,
and my mom, I don't know,
she must have asked somebody at Target
what game should I get my kids,
because she bought us the double disc of Metal Gear Solid, and I didn't know what it was, somebody at Target what game should I get my kids because she bought us the double disc of metal gear solid
And I didn't know what it was and it blew my little fucking brain
But they brought him in to promote gaming on on the new Mac for his game death stranding
Looks fine. I just it just look like a guy wandering around. We're not gamers. No, we're not gamers
We're stoked on that. Yeah, we have sex, so we don't have time to game.
And sometimes?
You know what game that I like to play?
You know what game I like to play?
Come on, finish the sentence, because I got nothing.
It's about dating and stuff.
You're kind of jerking off my hand here, but that's okay.
They also spend a ton of time on new fucking reactions
that you can do with your hands.
What are fucking reactions?
New reactions and hand gestures on conference calls
that trigger reactions.
So you could like go like this
and all of a sudden,
face time is gonna be, again,
it was a huge day for annoying people.
Yes. I can't stress that enough.
They announced that it would be these new features,
these hand gestures were compatible with software like Zoom,
which made their stock jump for a minute
because that's just how fickle the market is.
Like, oh, okay, Zoom is not fucked.
They're working with Zoom and all these other things.
You know what's another one that's going to be huge
for annoying people.
What?
The fucking Apple CarPlay share play.
Oh, is that like past me the ox cord?
Yeah, but now you don't have to.
So like before when you go, ah, it's kind of, it's got the navigation.
I got to keep it on.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
No, we'll just start share play.
Oh, I think that's broken.
Now, now you can actually do it. Let's just start share play. Oh, I think that's broken.
Now, now you can actually do it. I think that's a miracle, because it's like when I had,
I remember I was picking up my friend's kid
from school for like a week and unlike the third,
why is that whoa?
Cause it's the classic like, hey, I'm, hey, Johnny,
your dad's at work.
I'm here to pick you up.
Stranger danger shit.
Go on.
My friend's kid.
Yeah, but I didn't get that part.
I don't know.
Okay, weirdo.
Insane, Lee.
Go ahead.
But like, on the second day, he would, it's just like kids have
fucking like song stuck in their head
And they want to listen to it over and over. Yeah, do you MC hammers?
What's the fucking MC Hammer song?
Hammer time hammer time. He always and I would he's got great taste in music
And I'd be like no dude this fucking thing. It's got a I got a Bruce Springsteen cassette tape stuck in this thing
All it does is my Bruce Springsteen
That's very funny.
They also improved airpods so that you can talk and it'll automatically lower the volume.
This is fine.
You like that?
Still no feature to lower the volume or raise the volume easily without having to touch your fucking phone.
No, there is. You just go like this.
If you've got the latest one, I don't have the latest ones, man.
How are they going to get that?
I got the AirPod Pros, and I don't have the newest one.
I don't know how they skipped a generation where you can't fucking adjust the volume on the actual unit.
Fuckers.
It is crazy. It's crazy how much of this shit we fucking use.
They've got us like, oh, I know. They've got us fucking pinned it. I feel like such a little bitch right now. I can't believe I'm excited about iOS
Fuck that they're adding a feature. They added a new feature called screen distance where it tells you to take the fucking phone or iPad away from your face
Who cares when we're gonna be wearing your goddamn goggles? We're already blind in five years
cares when we're gonna be wearing your goddamn goggles. We're already blind in five years.
And you know, you know, depressing that's gonna be when you're like
looking at your phone and the little alert goes up and goes,
pull the screen away from your face.
Not as depressing as the fucking new Apple watch, uh, tracking your,
tracking your moods.
Oh, yeah, they launched, um, mental health.
Yeah. Where it's like you can journal and stuff. Yeah, yeah, they launched mental health. Yeah.
That'll fit you.
You can journal and stuff.
Yeah.
That's gonna help.
It's end-to-end encrypted.
Nobody knows what it means, but they say it.
It's encrypted on both ends.
They have to put that in just to, like, whenever they get hauled into Congress eventually,
and they have to answer questions about, like, teens and mental health.
Oh, yes.
Well, we're on the cutting edge,
and we've made sure that their watch is.
We tell them to take the screen away from their face
when it's too close,
and encourage them to journal on our fucking thing.
When they get stressed out in those goggles,
that Apple Watch is gonna alert them that they're stressed
and they can rate how stressed they are.
Well, am I sitting across from Craig?
Geez, Louise.
You're killing it here.
All right, and then the piece they resistance,
the Vision Pro quest.
What is, is Meta's called the quest?
Yeah, but I think it's also Vision Quest is the movie.
Yeah, yeah, you said that.
I don't know what that is. You never seen Vision you said that. But I don't know what that is.
You never seen Vision Quest?
No, dude.
I don't think that's real.
I think this might be a case of the,
it, wait, wait, wait, is this a case of the Mandela effect?
Vision Quest is a movie.
Okay, no, but there is an example.
It's about a kid who's wrestling.
We're chicken McNuggets ever called McNuggets,
or was it always chicken nuggets?
Okay, cool.
It looks like Michael Jackson.
It was R-rated.
Gone through a woman filter.
A high school wrestler in Spokane, Washington has trouble
focusing on his training regimen when a beautiful young
if there takes up temporary residence at a time.
We've all been in that situation.
Yeah, awesome.
Mom, get this drift around our house.
Gotta rustling me.
I gotta put a bag over my body to sweat to make weight. So wait, where they ever
called chicken nuggets or chicken McNuggets. Who cares? It's the sense the penultimate
episode, dude. Where they called chicken? Who cares? Yes, they are. They're called chicken.
Who cares? What are you doing in impression of me? You're saying who cares? Now, do you
say who cares? Is that I say it all the time? I'm like, what's Is saying who cares? Now, do you say who cares? Is that, I say it all the time when you're here.
I'm like, what's that?
Who cares?
Oh, yeah, let's see.
Everyone knows that's your favorite thing.
So the Vision Pro, you know, this thing is fucking,
it's so, don't make us do this, Apple.
Don't just, don't, just, don't, don't, please.
That's what, please.
So the most annoying thing about this is that even to someone like me who is a skeptic,
very resistant to this,
I don't want us to become this.
Yeah, there was a bit of me that was like,
fuck, it's fucking cool.
Did you try, have you ever tried the meta,
the thing, the quest?
No.
Okay, the meta, the Facebook one that you wear, I have,
and when I got it, I thought it was the coolest fucking thing.
The software that you boot up that trains you on how to use things is so cool and it feels so, whoa, okay, wow, holy shit, it's fully immersive, but then you know what happens?
You watch, you play a couple games, you feel queasy, and then you put it away and you never take
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Spatial computing is what they're calling so like I was very smart to brand it like I was saying with the
With the Apple ecosystem. It's that this
Right off the bat felt like oh, yeah, I could see that being useful. I can see that being cool for entertainment
and
In a way that when like the other things launched metas launch or whatever we like, that is the goofiest shit I've ever seen.
So basically it's like, they're trying to hit
three things that you can do with it.
Productivity, like it's gonna make it easier to work with.
If you're looking at your laptop, apparently the screen
will just pop up in the sky here
and you can make it bigger
and you can have all these apps open
where you're doing things
Connectivity you're able to like hang out with people and do
Face them in a new way and then entertainment
The battery lasts two hours and we know with them. It's just like that's that's really
But if it's if it's plugged in it's so if you're sitting at your computer doing work
It's there's no difference. It's you know how tiresome those headsets become and how uncomfortable
that's cumbersome thing. That's the thing. Most people, I've been trying to find, I saw three
different people who were able to do it. The one from the financial times, someone from the Wall Street
Journal, and someone else, and there was, pretty much everyone was like, it is a heavy, it's a heavy headset.
So a lot of the other ones are plastic.
These are not like the plastic thing.
And after the 30 minutes, you really feel it.
Even though it's well made and it fits snugly on your head, you really start to feel it
on the bridge of your nose.
And people did say after the 30 minutes, they were, you know, a bit queasy and like, take
some getting used.
But apparently it's gonna get,
apparently it's supposed to get better.
I think that what does help is that you're able to see
your environment around you, whereas like the meta,
the quest is fully immersive,
you're in a completely different world.
This probably.
But it's very odd, you're seeing like a,
you're not seeing through the goggles.
You're seeing it projected back to you, which I imagine feels very odd.
Yeah. The whole thing, I mean, but they didn't send us one. We tried to get them to send us one.
And that's the other thing. They're obviously not trying to get everyone on board.
Did you see the clip of when they announced the price?
Oh, and everybody kind of went, uh, all the people that's the leader on the Apple campus. They announced the price, which
is $34.99. So I mean, really what they, what this is the first step in the evolution of
this is going to be a something where you don't need a, you don't need hardware on your face. It'll just be a it'll just be a holographic projector thing that just
projects it into the into the space in front of you
Yeah, that would be cool. I'll take that but I also have to say I'm pretty surprised that
So this one's different than what Ben was talking about with the remotes and everything on the meta
This is all it's all
controlled by your
eyes, your mouth, or your voice, and your hands.
And so if you don't have hands or fingers, well, you're not going to be able to use the
remotes anyway.
I feel bad for laughing, but you're right.
Well, well, you're so right.
I don't know.
I'm thinking, I'm just thinking if I'm, I don't know.
Okay, regardless.
I'm thinking.
But the amount, because when they're showing the dare demo, I'm like, dude, there's no way
it's going to be able to fucking, because you just close your fingers to, yeah, to select
stuff.
Apparently, it's, everyone who tried it said it works surprisingly well
and it's so pinpoint because basically what it's doing is it's using your eyes
to be focused on you know the app you want to click or whatever so you just look which is
fucking nuts. I don't want this I don't want. I just want universal basic income in like a farm.
In the Apple Farm.
It's funny you were saying it was dystopian.
The actual presentation and stuff
wasn't what felt really bad to me was watching
these kind of the examples of people being out in the world.
Yeah, like this.
Yeah. I am looking at you. Take off the fucking headset. If I'm in the room and you being out in the world. Yeah, like this. Yeah.
Hi, I'm looking at you.
Like, take off the fucking headset.
If I'm in the room and you want to talk to me.
Lift it up.
I don't need to see your weird, blue eyes.
Sitting in a conference room with a bunch of people
with headsets on, feels shitty.
And then it gets worse.
It's like, they try to make it seem like
it's not that big of a deal.
And they have this fucking dad with the kids.
And it's like,
no, take it off.
Don't, and it's got all the cameras so you can capture 3D memories and it's like, we
already have those.
They're in our fucking head.
Take your goddamn thing off and look at your kid's birthday party.
Yeah.
You ever been at a pool party and a stupid shitty kid comes up to you with a full on snorkel on his face and how dumb their face looks because their lips are all pressed and shit.
That's what this looks like.
Snorkel face.
That's what they should have called it.
Apple snorkel face.
I have to give it to him.
Where's the breathing tube?
Watching a movie in there is probably sick.
It's probably fine.
Yeah, the sports stuff.
But even that,
that's what pisses me off, right?
Every time there's like, every time there's tech advancements,
it means that we like march ever towards more isolation
and more loneliness, because it's like,
well now you can do this very cool thing
in the comfort of your home,
and you don't have to ever see a person again.
So I really hated this.
This was from, I think this was from the Wall Street Journal one, they talk about how
so Apple also developed proprietary cameras to take 3D videos of sports games and events such
as such as a studio concert enabling the wear to feel like the action was directly in front
of them.
It was impressive enough to wonder if ticket master was about to get disrupted.
And I'm sure it is very impressive and I'm sure it is very cool, but it sucks when people talk like that,
where they're like, um, live events never heard of it.
Just strap on into your fucking.
I mean, I do hate going to concerts now and movies,
because people suck and they're always talking
or being on their fucking wall.
They're so great.
It's so nice to be around people.
It's so nice to like fucking feel it and dance.
Yeah, but you're going to a good concert.
You're going to like, brew spring steam
where people are excited to be there
and be in the moment.
That's the only concert I go to.
Yeah, I know, but like, something that I've gone to,
it's just depressing because people aren't,
or movies, people need to, they still don't shut the fuck up.
They just don't.
You're just on your ground, mind bogging.
So you're, okay, so just take it all the way.
People still talk during comedy shows.
In the age of people getting humiliated, like what is going through people's heads, that
they still make utterances allowed during a comedy show?
I can't go with you on this.
I think these are like things that happen from time to time when groups of people get together.
And you just have to look past that because I do.
I find live events very valuable and fun.
I'll still go see Spider-Man.
I don't want to like log on to my goggles to go see the concert. I don't care how close it feels,
I wanna feel people bumping into me.
And I mean, dude, it's so great.
Fucking go to the bar before him.
You see other people who are going to the concert
and he talk to me, I hope he plays this one.
All right, let's get on to the other stuff.
That's the Apple thing that we hope you enjoyed it.
We hope they fucking, I don't know,
something happens and that they just
Wait, wait, there's still so much to say about this. This is fuck. Okay. What else you got?
I didn't know. Well, I mean, I think it's very important to talk about like whether or not this will succeed, right? Like because this is the first time we've seen such a full
Just a first
Um, just a first generation Apple hardware product, like that's fucking nuts. I mean, this could, this could go away and I don't think it'll go away.
Not be anything.
I think it'll, they will continue to refine it and make it smaller.
And I think it'll be like looking at the iPhone first generation versus what it is now.
It'll be right.
So I mean, that's pretty fucking scary, right?
And if you think about what an iPhone was first generation
and now, and that's the thing, right?
So this doesn't come out till next year.
January.
I don't think they've just said early next year.
And so I think what they wanna do is give developers
enough time to create new apps and software
because right now they just have
Like native Apple software right so you can just go in there and be like notes up
And so it could look way different what kind of capability you're gonna have in the next
What are we June? I don't think it'll be as ubiquitous as the iPhone or the iPad where everybody's got one, not only because of the...
They ever?
I mean, sure, eventually, yeah, I think that that's where we're going,
but I think that it's gonna be more of an augmented reality thing
with projections instead of wearables.
I think that unless it's like,
unless they get it down to just straight up up hair glasses,
instead of a fully immersive thing like this, then
I don't think that it'll ever catch on.
Full on.
In this current iteration, no, I don't see it fully catching on.
It also did.
As someone who's used the shit before, it's too cumbersome, it's too uncomfortable, it makes
too, too many people get queasy.
Yeah, but maybe that's why the battery pack on the last two hours.
Maybe this is not supposed to be something.
You get queasy after 30.
If you're gonna get queasy,
it doesn't happen after.
So it happens immediately.
It's an immediate thing.
Well, it also didn't do much to their stock.
What people did not seem to,
they didn't get a huge piece of the stock.
Was it all the time lies?
No, but it didn't get a huge bump from it.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
So Wall Street, however, shrugged Apple stock fell less than 1% after the headset was unveiled
with its high price tag that was likely to make it unaffordable to many people.
Still, industry experts were taken aback by the headsets sophistication.
That's a big difference between, you know, this and meta quest headsets.
This one, it's kind of cool.
It's cooler than the meta quest for sure.
Anything that Mark Zuckerberg does is automatically just also the amount of
times millennials have had to get used to new technology.
Yeah, it's exhausting.
I remember when dial up internet went away and my friend Patrick got DSL for the first time and he said yeah
Because it used to be that there were like seven steps when you logged on to AOL
It was like dialing connecting and you had to hear that MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM all those steps and just logs on. And I couldn't comprehend it. I'm like, how? That doesn't make sense.
It's got to connect first.
He's like, it's already connected.
It's just like that.
Yeah, I remember the first time it skipped that.
Because there was all the steps.
Then you could just jump straight into the chat rooms
and talk to grown men.
It's funny though.
You know, Jewel's Terpack?
Yes.
I think that's how he's saying it.
But she posted like these TikToks of Gen Z people talking about how you would imagine
that they would be better at using tech, but they actually aren't as good as Millennial
at learning new tech.
They're very good at like social media stuff and knowing how all that stuff works.
Sure.
But learning the ins and outs of new hardware and stuff like that is a little bit more confusing to them.
And there was a guy.
Oh, we got a roast Gen Z for that.
Well, I don't know if it's, you know,
it's very anecdotally based.
I'd like to see more about it,
but I do find it very interesting
because they were talking about basically like,
how we were hauled into computer.
I remember very early on,
we were brought into computer class
and like made to learn how to use all these things. Oregon Trail, man. And now the difference is just like, kids are hand to die pads and they're like,
oh, they know how to use tech and everything, so we don't have to worry about all that. But they don't
they don't teach them fundamentals. Right. We still have like weird, and the guy was talking about it
in his video too, how they would have classes on like, how to Google things. I mean, there do need to be computer and internet literacy classes for sure and like, how
to be an internet citizen and we don't have that.
Probably take about 20 years for it to get through Congress, I'm sure, to enact something
like that.
Well, once they figure out the gender stuff first, the most pressing issue, once they figure
out whether you can read like a book with a fucking rainbow on it to a kid,
then we can get to computer literacy.
Yeah, I'll tell you what though,
it does seem like they might be treating it,
teaching how to be an internet troll in school.
These kids are real brothers.
Well, every of that, yeah.
They really, these kids, whoever's teaching them,
they deserve teacher of the year,
or teacher of the decade.
Wow, folks, we, wow, we, oh gosh,
we're just about out of time.
Should we, what should we cover?
Should we do a little crypto corner?
Should we do my little market predictions?
Dealers' choice.
Hmm, who's the dealer here?
You are.
Oh, brother, I think this guy stinks.
My market prediction is as follows. There's been a lot of talk about
excuse me, market breadth being a concern and only a handful of stocks, seven or so,
leading the market higher. And there's so many bearish things to look at and calls over a recession. And this is when I think we start to see
what's called rotation.
Rotation means money flows out of one sector
and into another or out of one and into multiple,
which is what I think will be happening
over the next few months.
I think that we're gonna see a lot of money
taking a break, taking a breather
from these high-flying NASDAQ stocks like Nvidia,
like Microsoft, like Apple, Google, Netflix, and starts to flow into other sectors that
have been laggards because the bearish narrative has been, well, you can't have a bull market
when you only have a handful of stocks leading the charge.
Well, now that's going to be the case that it'll be the rest of them pulling their own weight and
kind of balancing things out.
And I also just want to caution because I've been getting so much more
doom and gloom shit on on the internet.
It's really there's something about
doom and gloomers
that's so much more appealing to like our animal brain
because
It I don't know it it's it strikes that
That caution that cautious part of us that self-preservation mode where you think oh sure this guy knows what he's talking about
Because it's they sound a lot smarter the bearish guys right?
Well, they're appealing to all your anxieties. Yes. I knew it.
I knew I wasn't crazy for fucking stressing and freaking out.
Look at all the things that are wrong with the world.
We've got war and all these things.
All the content online, the things that go crazy
is all reactionary, it's all fucking,
and people love it, they eat it up.
But there's some kind of weird comfort there.
Don't fall into that trap, however.
I'll tell you what, I can tell you as well.
Conscious.
Conscious.
Someone recommended this Carl Sagan book, I think it's called Candle in the Dark, and it
is funny because the whole thing is basically, he's basically being very rational and using
his like science background to be like, now ask yourself, like, why would that be true?
You know what I mean?
Like, and he's basically debunking all these conspiracy theories that people like to spread and stuff. And there
is a bit of me that like, you go, yeah, that makes sense, but you're also like, fuck you,
dude. Come on. Engage and engage with it a little bit. Like what conspiracy theories?
Anything. Like alien, alien, and Carl Sagan in aliens? He did, right?
I mean, he wrote contact.
Well, I think his is more, he's talking about alien contact with Earth, like, and the
amount of people who have claimed to have had experience with aliens.
And alien contact is actually very rarer.
Is that, I can't quite do Carl's thing.
I don't remember what he sounds like.
Did you watch contact?
Yeah.
It's a great movie.
It's fucking awesome.
That's your homework for tonight, boys and girls.
Watch contact.
Jody Foster and Matthew McConaughey.
Matthew McConaughey.
Pete McConaughey.
What?
As religiously.
Yeah.
Fuck me.
I don't know if I believe in how to fucking do it.
Oh man, it's super sick.
But yeah, when you're confronted with rational thought,
you're kind of like, but this is fucking boring.
Yeah.
I know it's probably not real, but like let's play along.
Yeah, we'll be playing along.
Don't worry, we play along with all of it.
I will entertain any conspiracy theory. I used to listen to coast to coast.
I mean, dude, fucking QAnon, the way that like captured people. Yeah, that one sucks though. Sure, but it's just so.
Oh, yeah. People love a good conspiracy. Old people on Facebook and it was like, good, this is the reason why everything is this way.
We need a new conspiracy. We should start one. See how far it can go. See if we can destroy America.
I bet we could destroy America.
I bet we could.
Let's do a, the CIA can't be the only ones
doing disinformation.
We can do our own.
I gotta be honest with you,
I think America's doing a fine job destroying itself.
All on its own.
That's true.
Well, we're gonna really fucking party hard in this after hours because we only got two left
We're party. Yeah, we're gonna party hard. I didn't bring any of my party stuff
Oh, don't worry bro. I get paid a party stuff for you
That's it love you so much. We'll see you next week at the final episode of Trillionaire mindset
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